Answerbag: Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY's answers

Answer to Do you prefer a beer or a joint on a Friday night?

Sat, 12 Feb 2011 01:59:32 -0800

Do you prefer a beer or a joint on a Friday night?

Joint! Any day of the week! Weed doesn't make me feel the LEAST bit impaired like booze does, just VERY pleasant, happy and mellow.

Answer to When do you plan on upgrading your cellphone ?

Sat, 12 Feb 2011 01:13:33 -0800

When do you plan on upgrading your cellphone ?

Maybe when the iPhone5 comes out IF it gets good reviews and there aren't any design flaws like the iPhone4 with it's 'Antenna-gate' issues. I can PROMISE you I won't get it through AT&T, I hate THAT company passionately. I had(have actually) the iPhone3GS and was really quite blown away by...

Answer to What is the weirdest looking animal you can think of?

Thu, 04 Nov 2010 20:43:53 -0700

What is the weirdest looking animal you can think of?

This pathetic creature, that can remarkably not on survive but prosper with a mental capacity, that in most cases, would render a subject highly unlikely to avoid drowning in a rainstorm like a domesticated turkey or flat out forgetting to breath. Surprising as the ability of this species is a...

Answer to Is the President of the United States the most powerful person in the world? he can't even push through reforms pass the Senates!

Thu, 04 Nov 2010 20:20:52 -0700

Is the President of the United States the most powerful person in the world? he can't even push through reforms pass the Senates!

And you can't ask a reasonably intelligent question of this nature, if you have no concept of the way the Founding Fathers intentionally created the governmental system of this country, to not permit one single solitary person or 'monarch' to have such broad powers. Nor can you even form a proper...

Answer to Account Closed is an Illuminati? They're just giving the bloody title away the, eh?

Sat, 16 Oct 2010 21:59:48 -0700

Account Closed is an Illuminati? They're just giving the bloody title away the, eh?

Share your answer...

Answer to I think we all know what "WTF" stands for. Can you think of another meaning for those letters?

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:11:30 -0800

I think we all know what "WTF" stands for. Can you think of another meaning for those letters?

Wasn't this fun? I mean back in the day when this site was still interesting to log into, savvy?

Answer to Who thinks that Phillis should be AB's number one person?

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:02:12 -0700

Who thinks that Phillis should be AB's number one person?

I like Phillis pretty well too, and agree to a point. However there are some super delicate egos on here that would take offense to this type of thing no matter how well meaning you were in posting it. From what I know of Phillis, she herself would of course be flattered by this but the same...

Answer to Whats the worst movie you've ever seen?

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 08:50:31 -0700

Whats the worst movie you've ever seen?

That'd have to be a toss up between Final Destination and Transylvania-65000. Final Destination was to me such an utterly pathetic premise I couldn't believe anyone would want their name or image associated with such a wet turd. I was extremely shocked that the movie industry would...

Answer to What is fragile?

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 10:20:00 -0700

What is fragile?

Obama's narcissistic ego.

Answer to Name something that might get damaged or destroyed by a moving company.....

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 10:14:25 -0700

Name something that might get damaged or destroyed by a moving company.....

a nearly priceless limited edition Thomas Jefferson Grandfather clock. I myself was partly to blame for just such a calamity. The moving company I worked at had one of these ridiculously expensive clocks poorly wrapped in a few moving blankets out in the middle of the dark and narrow storage...

Answer to If you don't mind me asking, how did you get that scar on your leg?

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:04:29 -0700

If you don't mind me asking, how did you get that scar on your leg?

I'd have to ask you which one, first off. One of the ones I recall was from slipping off of the trapeze bar my grade school had instead of swings. They were just high enough to have those who swung from them wear a trench in the dirt from dragging feet. If it had rained recently that...

Answer to Give me a Name beginning with the Letter S - that you like please...?

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:12:15 -0700

Give me a Name beginning with the Letter S - that you like please...?

Sugar-licious!

Answer to Give me a Name beginning with the Letter S - that you like please...?

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:10:32 -0700

Give me a Name beginning with the Letter S - that you like please...?

Sugar-licious!

Answer to BYOB = Bring Your Own __________? =)

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:12:06 -0700

BYOB = Bring Your Own __________? =)

Bottle o' RUM! And if yer inclined to feelin' generous ya mite bring a wee bit fer me too?

Answer to Why is it here in the USA an 18 year old is old enough to vote, die for their country, and go to prison but not old enough to drink a beer?

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:27:36 -0700

Why is it here in the USA an 18 year old is old enough to vote, die for their country, and go to prison but not old enough to drink a beer?

A fine question, I agree! Been wondering that for a great many years, like about since the age was first raised to 19. And as ol' Maxwell Smart used to say "Missed it by THAT much!" I WAS however grandfathered in when I reached 19 and they then raised it to 21.

Answer to If im going crazy then what are you doing?

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:06:26 -0700

If im going crazy then what are you doing?

Going nucking futs!

Answer to What's one of those crazy lines Robin might say to Batman?

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 20:47:12 -0700

What's one of those crazy lines Robin might say to Batman?

Holy NAMBLA Batman! I can tell you're excited to catch Michael Jackson red-handed once we scale this Neverland Ranch wall, but could ya back the F**K off me on the rope a little bit?

Answer to 129,391,711votes were cast. How many cartoon characters voted?

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 19:53:48 -0700

129,391,711votes were cast. How many cartoon characters voted?

Well obviously Goofy and Dopey are members of ACORN from the results of the election. I'm sure the list must be very long, especially since belonging to ACORN apparently gives members some sort of special privilege to vote as many times as they like, much like the DNC's...

Answer to Can you watch this video and not laugh?

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:16:40 -0700

Can you watch this video and not laugh?

Ok I admit I'm a greedy bastard, but when challenged as such I tend to prove myself as a matter of principle and as is my nature. I'm not saying I wasn't amused, well played and all. But I found myself pitying this woman who seems to have kept up her end of what she knew to be the...

Answer to If I say "I did not vote for the president, I do not generally approve of his policies, and I know I will not vote for him in 2012 either", is that hate speech?

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:13:24 -0700

If I say "I did not vote for the president, I do not generally approve of his policies, and I know I will not vote for him in 2012 either", is that hate speech?

No, but I'm pretty sure I missed something here. Care to enlighten me with more details as to why you'd even need bother ask such a question? I mean aside from this growing theme of not only throwing common sense out the window, but gettin it in the express lane on death row, savvy?

Answer to If you could change one thing about your Country what would it be?

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 21:23:11 -0700

If you could change one thing about your Country what would it be?

The corrupt politicians and crooked corporations that control it with their self-serving greed, all while feigning hypocritical concern for the average American.

Answer to Who/what is the biggest enemy of the United States?

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 21:07:16 -0700

Who/what is the biggest enemy of the United States?

One of the biggest is the majority of it's own overly liberal mass media, it's hypocrisy and their owner's self-serving hidden(and sometimes not so hidden)agendas.

Answer to What are you going to be for halloween if anything?

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 11:58:07 -0700

What are you going to be for halloween if anything?

Drunk, perhaps?

Answer to Was there ever a game that virtually took over your life you were so addicted? What was it?

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 11:49:32 -0700

Was there ever a game that virtually took over your life you were so addicted? What was it?

I got pretty darn hooked on Diablo II for a good long while. I hope the rumors of Blizzard releasing Diablo III hold true and they get on with it! Another that consumes a good bit of my life was the original Need For Speed on the now extinct 3DO game system. The 3DO was ahead of it's...

Answer to If you were a superhero, what would be you theme song, and what would you call yourself?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:51:38 -0700

If you were a superhero, what would be you theme song, and what would you call yourself?

Am I NOT? Captain Jack Sparrow at yer service!

Answer to Can you tell me 3 chemical elements in the periotic table?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:33:47 -0700

Can you tell me 3 chemical elements in the periotic table?

Au-Gold Ag-Silver Pb-Lead (Which I'll put put in yer ass if you try to take any of my Au or Ag, savvy?) ;-{D~

Answer to Politicians love to throw around the 'changes' word, but what do YOU hope to see 'change'?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:26:32 -0700

Politicians love to throw around the 'changes' word, but what do YOU hope to see 'change'?

The current administration for one. The hypocritical embodiment of the current Senate majority for another. But actually what might help the most is the twisted politically motivated bias and attempted brainwashing of MOST of America's major news media outlets the likes of The New York...

Answer to Shouldn't African Americans be insulted by Affirmative Action, since it is the government basically saying "we know you won't be able to do it by yourself, so we'll force them to accept you no matter what?"

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:12:16 -0700

Shouldn't African Americans be insulted by Affirmative Action, since it is the government basically saying "we know you won't be able to do it by yourself, so we'll force them to accept you no matter what?"

Since I'm a Swedish-German-English-Irish-etc.-etc.-American I cannot speak for them but I know if I were in that position I MYSELF would feel offended to say the least. I'm fed up and sick and tired of the racism that so called "Affirmative Action" represents. I'm ALL...

Answer to I was told that I had to write a letter to exclude me from a big Wal-Mart suit and that it "must be signed by you under oath" and I have no idea how to sign a letter under oath. What do I need to do?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:58:49 -0700

I was told that I had to write a letter to exclude me from a big Wal-Mart suit and that it "must be signed by you under oath" and I have no idea how to sign a letter under oath. What do I need to do?

I checked on this question out of curiosity, because I'd hoped to inquire in a comment thread as to the purpose of the suit, perhaps to better clarify how to answer. My best guess is you'd be best served in seeking out a Notary Public to inquire if they'd be able to direct you...

Answer to Would you leave an abusive relationship, even if it meant being alone forever?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:48:23 -0700

Would you leave an abusive relationship, even if it meant being alone forever?

Yes. I've known those who wouldn't, but I pity them greatly for it.

Answer to Do you use lettuce more in salads or in sandwiches?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:46:09 -0700

Do you use lettuce more in salads or in sandwiches?

Salads, most definitely. If I'm eating out I rarely want lettuce on a sandwich because it is so rarely ever fresh. On the ever so rare occasion that I feel compelled to eat the diarrhea inducing food at Taco Bell I find what hey refer to as 'lettuce' to be particularly pungent in...

Answer to If you ever have the time & money, where do you want to go?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:53:52 -0700

If you ever have the time & money, where do you want to go?

Amsterdam, for one.

Answer to What race do you see as most racist?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:13:51 -0700

What race do you see as most racist?

I'd have to go with Americans of Black or African decent. Can you imagine if a Country music star, (I'm not even gonna try to name one because as far as I'm concerned all the ones I know of are above this type of behavior.) was to pull a reverse of the HORSESHIT that that punk...

Answer to Can i put a knife to your heart?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:36:42 -0700

Can i put a knife to your heart?

Naw, it's already been done and the scar is a bitch!

Answer to Wherever you go...........................?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:35:45 -0700

Wherever you go...........................?

..there you are! Or in my case;...there'll be some A-hole that wants to f**k-up an otherwise perfectly good day!

Answer to What's the first thing comes to your mind when you hear "NO. 1"?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:24:27 -0700

What's the first thing comes to your mind when you hear "NO. 1"?

I gotta take a tinkle?

Answer to How many McDonald's are within 5 miles of you?

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 13:36:56 -0700

How many McDonald's are within 5 miles of you?

According to my iPhone's Around Me app, there appears to be about 7. I'm a tad skeptical though, as it looks as if only two are on this side of the Mississippi River. So I'm assuming the other five are five or less miles away as the crow flies, savvy?

Answer to What does hypocrite mean?

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 22:21:24 -0700

What does hypocrite mean?

Hypocrite means basically preaching;"Don't do as I DO, do as I SAY!" As in Al Gore preaching about how we all need to stop "Global Warming" by cutting back on our wasting of natural resources, while just ONE of his mansions uses over TEN TIMES the energy of the average...

Answer to Why do I have this permanent smile on my face?

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 20:21:17 -0700

Why do I have this permanent smile on my face?

Just a guess but is it WEED?

Answer to Why do I stay High?

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 20:15:58 -0700

Why do I stay High?

Why NOT? is MY question!

Answer to How common is it for a bride not to wear a white wedding dress?

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 20:13:16 -0700

How common is it for a bride not to wear a white wedding dress?

My mother wore a VERY non-traditional one I believe. I wish I had a picture of the one I believe she wore. I recall a picture from my childhood of her looking like a very thin, yet shapely Marilyn Monroe in a satiny royal blue strapless dress that no doubt inspired my ol' man to produce my...

Answer to Are you old enough to remember cars with the little triangular window at the front end of the front-seat windows that actually opened?

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 19:46:34 -0700

Are you old enough to remember cars with the little triangular window at the front end of the front-seat windows that actually opened?

Ah yes, the wing-window. Been in many a vehicle with those. My dear, sweet ol' granny from my mother's side had a Barracuda with 'em. It wasn't the model style that most people remember best, but it was a fun classic style none the less. I'm pretty sure it predated...

Answer to If they had prizes in cereal for adults, what kind of prizes should be offered?

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 19:31:24 -0700

If they had prizes in cereal for adults, what kind of prizes should be offered?

I said it before http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7602654 But it bears repeating; Either a sample of Kind buds or a decent piece of paraphernalia to smoke some outta...

Answer to Would Michael Phelps look good on a box of "Weedies"?

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 19:27:31 -0700

Would Michael Phelps look good on a box of "Weedies"?

Can I get a "HELL YES!!!!!!"?

Answer to You're driving in the middle of the night,there's a naked hitchhiker with a guitar,holding a sign stating that if you give him a ride he will play your favorite songs. Would you give him a ride?

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 19:01:02 -0700

You're driving in the middle of the night,there's a naked hitchhiker with a guitar,holding a sign stating that if you give him a ride he will play your favorite songs. Would you give him a ride?

Um,..lemme think... HEEEEELLLLL NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Answer to I have to legally evict my 27 year old bum/son, can you believe that yo?...

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 18:15:54 -0700

I have to legally evict my 27 year old bum/son, can you believe that yo?...

Yo Ec, that's a bloody shame! But still, with all due respect to YOU, if you've carried his bum ass to that ripe ol' age, and he STILL can't make a positive contribution..well he needs his bum ass thrown to the curb to learn a valuable life lesson or two, to say the least.

Answer to Are you a very photogenic person?

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 18:00:56 -0700

Are you a very photogenic person?

I'd have to go with a BIG FAT NO on this one. While I have seen a very few pics of me I don't 'mind' too terribly much, on the whole I rarely ever see the guy who looks me in the mirror when I see the results of a camera pointed my way.

Answer to In colt45 "afroman" smoking those tumbleweeds.. what does this mean?

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 17:50:15 -0700

In colt45 "afroman" smoking those tumbleweeds.. what does this mean?

Marijuana, my favorite vice, right up there with RUM! ;-{D~

Answer to On your way to the liquor store a high school kid tells you he'll give you $100 if you'll buy him some booze. What will you do?

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 17:40:26 -0700

On your way to the liquor store a high school kid tells you he'll give you $100 if you'll buy him some booze. What will you do?

The Nazi-like police force in the great state of Louisiana LOVES to pull sting operations of this sort, so that alone would leave me a bit leery. But I might be inclined to pocket the cash and teach the rascal a lesson.

Answer to On your way to the liquor store a high school kid tells you he'll give you $100 if you'll buy him some booze. What will you do?

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 17:36:03 -0700

Answer to What's something you might roll up?

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:37:49 -0700

What's something you might roll up?

A "J"!

Answer to Ranking Presidents of the U.S. is obviously an objective thing, so let us put is this way....for supporters of the U.S. Constitution is there any doubt B. Obama is the worst ever?

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:51:58 -0700

Ranking Presidents of the U.S. is obviously an objective thing, so let us put is this way....for supporters of the U.S. Constitution is there any doubt B. Obama is the worst ever?

As for those who are from before my time I can only speak for what little historians and the media have clued me into. Most assuredly President Nixon was no Saint, but his administration should not be as demonized as it was and is. Carter had far more of a punchline of a run in office, sadly...

Answer to KISS ME! I'm ______________!

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 18:29:20 -0700

KISS ME! I'm ______________!

A "Heinz 57" mutt!

Answer to Do you think that the assassination of Abraham Lincoln ,James A. Garfield, William McKinley, John F. Kennedy ,and the attempted assassinations of Andrew Jackson, and Theodore Roosevelt should make the second amendment a thing of the past?

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:17:40 -0700

Do you think that the assassination of Abraham Lincoln ,James A. Garfield, William McKinley, John F. Kennedy ,and the attempted assassinations of Andrew Jackson, and Theodore Roosevelt should make the second amendment a thing of the past?

What's wrong with arming bears? HELL NO! Actually the way things are going lately I'm starting to think in favor of someone renewing that grand ol' tradition. If only the criminals have guns, AND THEY WILL, none of us stand much of a chance.

Answer to What's something you used to have, that would be worth big bucks today?

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:12:19 -0700

What's something you used to have, that would be worth big bucks today?

Three complete sets of original 1977 Star Wars cards given to me by I guy I went to school with who was such a fanatic he probably had twice that plus every type of other memorabilia from that year til The Empire Strikes Back came out and beyond. He was the first of two Star Wars Super fanatics...

Answer to Why do they call it a blow job if you are not really blowing?

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 22:08:46 -0700

Why do they call it a blow job if you are not really blowing?

Good question! Perhaps due to "Suckjob" being taken by most of the employment I've endured throughout my "career". And NOOOOO! I've never mixed business with any sexual pleasures ESPECIALLY that type of "sucking up", savvy?

Answer to Is it bad that I am rejoicing in the fact that my ex boyfriend's new girlfriend is completely unfortunate looking? (he broke my heart)

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:13:09 -0700

Is it bad that I am rejoicing in the fact that my ex boyfriend's new girlfriend is completely unfortunate looking? (he broke my heart)

Not at all Fun! F**k those Holier than thou c**ksuckers! Of course I can VERY MUCH relate since by total accident I found out the worthless whore who broke my heart was due to be married to a complete loser. Within a week of the wedding she figured out she'd made the biggest mistake of her...

Answer to So what do I have to say to get your attention?

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 05:49:20 -0700

So what do I have to say to get your attention?

Pass the rum!

Answer to Can't I change my address with my junk mailers and have them send it straight to the paper recycling facility?

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 08:11:55 -0700

Can't I change my address with my junk mailers and have them send it straight to the paper recycling facility?

That's a hella good question! Wish I had a legit answer, but I'm sure there'd be legal action taken by those payin for the ads. Can't telemarketers just collect welfare instead of just being annoying assholes?

Answer to Should kids be forced to do anything they don't want to do?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 12:52:13 -0700

Should kids be forced to do anything they don't want to do?

YES! They should go to school, go to bed at a reasonable hour and get a decent nights sleep and learn to behave in public, all for their own good.

Answer to Think of a famous Movie and replace one of the words with Sausage...? :)

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 12:07:27 -0700

Think of a famous Movie and replace one of the words with Sausage...? :)

The Day The Sausage Stood Still How The Sausage Was Won Lethal Sausage Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Sausage There Will Be Sausage Monty Python The Holy Sausage Austin Powers The Sausage Who Shagged Me

Answer to If you could choose your next incarnation (if there is such a thing as re-incarnation, that is, but supposing there is just ofr the exercise), what would you come back as?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 11:55:22 -0700

If you could choose your next incarnation (if there is such a thing as re-incarnation, that is, but supposing there is just ofr the exercise), what would you come back as?

A spoiled and pampered dog.

Answer to If you could do anything no matter the cost wat would you do?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 11:48:48 -0700

If you could do anything no matter the cost wat would you do?

Explore the world in both the parts of the good ol' U.S.A. I've yet to see and many of the extraordinary places abroad.

Answer to If you had three word to say about your partner, what would they be?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 11:42:47 -0700

If you had three word to say about your partner, what would they be?

Sweet, caring and loving.

Answer to If you had to name the one thing that most frightens you about growing old, what would it be?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 11:16:35 -0700

If you had to name the one thing that most frightens you about growing old, what would it be?

Debilitating aches and pains and weakness. Also the loss of fond memories from Alzheimer's and simple forgetfulness.

Answer to Anyone know a good website for wallpapers for a samsung propel? all the ones ive tried to download so far are grainy/blurry or not the right size.

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 10:49:41 -0700

Anyone know a good website for wallpapers for a samsung propel? all the ones ive tried to download so far are grainy/blurry or not the right size.

I don't know enough about the Propel model, but your question got me curious. I've just recently bought my second Samsung cell phone; the Impression, and while I'm still trying to familiarize myself with it, but overall am rather pleased. Have you checked Samsung's website?...

Answer to If you had to move to a different country, where would you go, and why?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 10:24:56 -0700

If you had to move to a different country, where would you go, and why?

New Zealand; I've heard so much about how beautiful the countryside is, as well as witnessed it from the Lord Of The Rings movies. Australia; It seems like an interesting blend of old and new. I like that overall what I seem to gather is that many Aussies seem to admire and respect U.S....

Answer to "A..........."?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 10:03:02 -0700

"A..........."?

..a..CHOOOOO! Excuse me for that but I've got this cold right now that's kickin' my ass big time. I just got up from prolly bout 12 hours of on and off coma, sweatin' bullets from fever and waking up from coughing fits.

Answer to I did NOT particularly like the "Beatles" (or their songs)? Am I an anomaly or do I have company?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 09:56:26 -0700

I did NOT particularly like the "Beatles" (or their songs)? Am I an anomaly or do I have company?

I'm not by any means a fan of them. While I have enjoyed a song or two by them occasionally. I mostly think they are rather overrated. I knew a guy once who was surprisingly obsessed with them for his age it was like a sickness and he was desperate to infect everyone. that mighta been more...

Answer to Egg + Onion + Potato =?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 09:44:25 -0700

Egg + Onion + Potato =?

Hash browns and a simple omelet breakfast. Needs some bacon or sausage patties.

Answer to Are you age-sensitive? If/when you discover someone is much older or much younger than you, does it change how you perceive them and treat them and feel about them? I'm not talking romantic relationships...just friendship.

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 09:41:31 -0700

Are you age-sensitive? If/when you discover someone is much older or much younger than you, does it change how you perceive them and treat them and feel about them? I'm not talking romantic relationships...just friendship.

I'd like to think I don't truly let it affect how I treat people out of a desire to be fair. Some who know me might try to dispute this, but hey, pobody's nerfect. Especially regarding friends, I might jokingly refer to them as kiddo, sonny, boy etc. or ol' timer, old man,...

Answer to Van Halen or Van Hagar?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 09:03:21 -0700

Van Halen or Van Hagar?

I'm really on the fence on this one. Van Halen in it's prime was the ultimate ass-kicking mega-Rock concert party. Eddie is a musical genius. Dave was the ultimate frontman 'til his enormous ego turned him into a punchline. Van Hagar definitely took the band in a new...

Answer to Give me a Name beginning with the Letter S - that you like please...?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 08:42:35 -0700

Give me a Name beginning with the Letter S - that you like please...?

I'd always been fond of the name Stephany. To my best recollection I've only ever met one person by that name that was less than alluring, but it was more a lack of a pleasant personality than physical attractiveness.

Answer to All games work on my playstation 3, but cod world at war tries to load, but the screen stays blank. but if i load up under another user, it loads fine. wot is the problem?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 08:36:06 -0700

All games work on my playstation 3, but cod world at war tries to load, but the screen stays blank. but if i load up under another user, it loads fine. wot is the problem?

I'm sure this isn't the answer you want to hear, but in my honest opinion, the problem is the system is designed by Sony Playstation. Of the three systems they've put out(5 if you count the reduced sized versions of the first 2)I've never seen a more glitchy, lock-up or crash...

Answer to I am starting a new community on a desert Island, which ABers would like to join me? Also you can bring one person with you in you new life will it be a fantasy person, s/o other Aber or somebody else?

Sat, 30 May 2009 17:24:12 -0700

I am starting a new community on a desert Island, which ABers would like to join me? Also you can bring one person with you in you new life will it be a fantasy person, s/o other Aber or somebody else?

I'd be honored if you'd permit me to join you in what sounds like paradise. I'd like to bring along what I consider to be all of the above rolled into one, savvy?

Answer to It is with a deep sense of sadness that I must make the following announcement. At 9:47 a.m. May 26, 2009, DreAnna peacfully was called home. I will be posting further information on her profile page for all concerned parties.

Thu, 28 May 2009 16:56:29 -0700

It is with a deep sense of sadness that I must make the following announcement. At 9:47 a.m. May 26, 2009, DreAnna peacfully was called home. I will be posting further information on her profile page for all concerned parties.

I see I'm not the only one who was deeply saddened and shocked at this news. What I knew of her was that she was one of the kindest, most thoughtful, intelligent, caring and compassionate people I've ever known. but sadly, I knew her all too briefly, and not nearly so much as I would...

Answer to My friends keep saying NBA stinks. Do you care about the NBA?

Mon, 25 May 2009 21:41:32 -0700

My friends keep saying NBA stinks. Do you care about the NBA?

Naw, personally I'd prefer watching paint dry. Never been a huge sports fan but I can think of a long list of other sports I'd much rather watch.

Answer to What is the closest that you've ever been to hotel California?

Mon, 25 May 2009 21:05:41 -0700

What is the closest that you've ever been to hotel California?

Probably Tucson AZ.

Answer to Are there sidewalks in your neighborhood?

Mon, 25 May 2009 20:54:13 -0700

Are there sidewalks in your neighborhood?

Nope, but I'd sure like 'em to ride my bike on. The roads 'round here aren't all that safe for bike riding in my opinion.

Answer to Do you have a pet that you let anywhere in the house (like on the bed and couch)?

Mon, 25 May 2009 20:49:18 -0700

Do you have a pet that you let anywhere in the house (like on the bed and couch)?

Every SQUARE inch for all four. (I take that back Dog-Dog isn't allowed upstairs cuz he'd eat the kitties.) Cupcake the Chihuahua has even taken to trying to sleep the night away on Sugar-licious's head lately.

Answer to Has a police car ever given you a ride?

Mon, 25 May 2009 20:28:20 -0700

Has a police car ever given you a ride?

A time or two at least, but nothing I'm too terribly proud of, savvy?

Answer to Have you ever experienced "Tongue ache"?

Mon, 25 May 2009 20:15:27 -0700

Have you ever experienced "Tongue ache"?

Well yes actually, but best not to go into detail as to how, savvy?

Answer to Who is an actor you consider embarrassingly bad? For me it's Courtney Cox.

Mon, 25 May 2009 20:04:24 -0700

Who is an actor you consider embarrassingly bad? For me it's Courtney Cox.

Steven Seagal is one of the first that comes to mind after those already mentioned. I'm not sure he could act his way out of a paper bag. He's supposed to be some kind of badass, but I read where he was trying to show some aging old stuntman how tough he was and the stuntman dropped...

Answer to What is the first thing dat comes to mind when i say, 'jeff dunham' <3

Sun, 24 May 2009 14:41:18 -0700

What is the first thing dat comes to mind when i say, 'jeff dunham' <3

First thing would probably be zzzzooOOOOOM! with Peanut doing the "right over yer head" hand signal. With Achmed the terrorist close behind, although I might just be more akin to Walter than I may care to admit. And who can forget a jalapeño on a stick?

Answer to If you could only see movies with one specific actor/actress in them (like all of Bruce Willis' movies or all of Goldie Hawn's movies), what actor's movies would you see?

Sun, 24 May 2009 14:27:14 -0700

If you could only see movies with one specific actor/actress in them (like all of Bruce Willis' movies or all of Goldie Hawn's movies), what actor's movies would you see?

Can't pick just one... Bruce Willis Will Smith Mel Gibson Morgan Freeman Harrison Ford Denzel Washington Viggo Mortenson Nicholas Cage Sean Connery...

Answer to Is your nationality the same as the country you live in?

Sun, 24 May 2009 14:01:05 -0700

Is your nationality the same as the country you live in?

I consider myself as American as any citizen of the good ol' U.S.A. can be.

Answer to Why do you like to eat onions even though it makes your breath smell terrible?

Sun, 24 May 2009 13:50:56 -0700

Why do you like to eat onions even though it makes your breath smell terrible?

I just love onions in and on everything from pizza to omelets to hamburgers. To me a steak isn't as good as it could be without a little bit of onion salt at least. Perhaps I'm just selfish but I'd rather enjoy my food than worry too much about if it causes my breath to be...

Answer to Would you agree that the "Pirates of the Caribbean" series was Johnny Depp's BEST roles to date?

Sun, 24 May 2009 13:36:50 -0700

Would you agree that the "Pirates of the Caribbean" series was Johnny Depp's BEST roles to date?

I'd have to say YES in my honest opinion, but to be honest I'd not seen much from him prior to that series aside from perhaps Once Upon a Time In Mexico, which I thought was at least an interesting role. A friend just loaned me Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas which he highly...

Answer to Don't ever worry about______?

Sun, 24 May 2009 13:18:31 -0700

Don't ever worry about______?

...ME joining the ranks of the seriously misguided, misinformed spoon fed liberal lemmings that seem hell bent on unraveling the fabric that holds the United States of America together.

Answer to Ever had a "Long Island Ice Tea"?

Sun, 24 May 2009 12:58:23 -0700

Ever had a "Long Island Ice Tea"?

Sure! Not a bad little way to get a serious buzz on fast without even knowing what hit you, provided money is no object, cuz a drink with that many kinds of alcohol in it tends to get a bit pricey, savvy? CHEERS!

Answer to Why did you throw that away?

Sun, 24 May 2009 12:51:11 -0700

Why did you throw that away?

Judging by the appearance, odds are pretty good it had already become a lifeform, I wasn't about to let it evolve into something that was gonna wipe out the rest of the stuff in the fridge, much less gain sentience and take over the house, savvy?

Answer to I have heard people say the only way to justice is throught your wallet, do you believe this?

Sun, 24 May 2009 12:44:10 -0700

I have heard people say the only way to justice is throught your wallet, do you believe this?

How else would you explain OJ Simpson cutting off the head of his wife and her lover and getting away with it? Or "Magic" Johnson "magical" recovery from being diagnosed as HIV positive, but now "Today, Magic Johnson’s HIV viral load is undetectable in his blood...

Answer to If marijuana could be legalized, but at the cost of banning tobacco, would you support that change?

Sun, 24 May 2009 09:11:29 -0700

If marijuana could be legalized, but at the cost of banning tobacco, would you support that change?

I'd be all for it! I'm a well over 25 year cigarette smoker who is torn between wanting to quit and lacking willpower to do so. A very little non-biased research will show you there are quite dubious reasons that marijuana was ever made illegal in the first place. Misguided fear and...

Answer to Is Elton John's music consider pop or rock?

Sun, 24 May 2009 08:31:57 -0700

Is Elton John's music consider pop or rock?

Pop in my book. It has almost none of the elements of what I consider to be rock aside from music and lyrics. I was fortunate enough to have provide me with a limited pass to the Harley Davidson 100th Anniversary celebration in the birthplace of the Harley; Milwaukee WI. The featured...

Answer to Are movies based on board games like Battleship the wave of the future? What could the plot possibly be? (see link)

Sun, 24 May 2009 08:15:29 -0700

Are movies based on board games like Battleship the wave of the future? What could the plot possibly be? (see link)

God I hope not! Sounds as interesting as watching paint dry. But if memory serves there was a Star Trek episode from the campy original series where a planet they visited was at war and the two opposing sides had supercomputers that would calculate which lives would be lost in simulated attacks...

Answer to Which soda do you think tastes best even when it has lost its fizz?

Tue, 19 May 2009 16:39:39 -0700

Which soda do you think tastes best even when it has lost its fizz?

I'm thinking Mountain Dew so long as it's not watered down or warm.

Answer to How many brothers and or sisters do you have? I have two little sisters.

Tue, 19 May 2009 16:31:55 -0700

How many brothers and or sisters do you have? I have two little sisters.

One of each, both older and she is the senior sibling, savvy?

Answer to What food or drink do you associate with your home town?

Sat, 16 May 2009 23:47:32 -0700

What food or drink do you associate with your home town?

To the best of my knowledge the town I was born in is the only place on Earth you can find the exquisite taste of a Panzarata. What? Never heard of one you say? It is a freshly made pizza made from your choice of toppings, folded in half and then deep fried. OMG! they are to DIE for.

Answer to How big is your remote control ? Arf Arf Arf

Sat, 16 May 2009 23:41:43 -0700

How big is your remote control ? Arf Arf Arf

11.75" X 5" X 1" Big enough for ya?

Answer to Who would you bitch slap: Sarah Palin or Nancy Pelosi?

Sat, 16 May 2009 20:14:05 -0700

Who would you bitch slap: Sarah Palin or Nancy Pelosi?

Pelosi in a heartbeat, especially if there was a snowball's chance in hell I could knock some sense into that misguided mind of hers. However I fear the only result might be that the facelift tucks might cut loose and then at least the world would discover it's really just Emperor...