Answerbag: sloroller's answers

Answer to What drink goes well with humble pie?

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 10:24:43 -0700

What drink goes well with humble pie?

Milk of human kindness

Answer to Has another person's disappointment in you ever helped you become a better person?

Tue, 20 Sep 2011 09:59:58 -0700

Has another person's disappointment in you ever helped you become a better person?

It depends on what I think of that person, if I respect and admire them then, yes...I find their disappointment in me to be very motivational.

Answer to What can drive you away so fast that the other person hasn't even had a chance to blink?

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 06:11:27 -0700

What can drive you away so fast that the other person hasn't even had a chance to blink?

Loud obnoxious people.

Answer to Have you ever been to a house party and been flattened by a gigantic ham sandwich falling down from the ceiling?

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 10:25:27 -0700

Have you ever been to a house party and been flattened by a gigantic ham sandwich falling down from the ceiling?

No. but there was that time when it started raining chili....

Answer to What do you do to make sure that the thoughts you have are thoughts of quality?

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 09:53:55 -0700

What do you do to make sure that the thoughts you have are thoughts of quality?

It's been proven that alcohol kills brain cells. Usually in the animal kingdom it's the weakest ones in the pack that fall prey to the predators. I believe that is how alcohol works...by killing the weak cells, thereby leaving the strong ones, the ones that produce quality thoughts. That is how I...

Answer to Describe your high school experience,in one sentence?

Wed, 14 Sep 2011 06:22:48 -0700

Describe your high school experience,in one sentence?

A slow march through a very long dark tunnel, one which seemed to go on forever.

Answer to What is your answer to terrorism?

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 11:03:54 -0700

What is your answer to terrorism?

peace-ism

Answer to Why are the police following me with flashing lights?

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 10:50:35 -0700

Why are the police following me with flashing lights?

They probably are in desparate need of a doughnut fix and want to know if you know where the closest Krispy Kreme is.

Answer to What does your desk say about you?

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 10:17:20 -0700

What does your desk say about you?

Nothing...if it knows what's good for it!

Answer to Tell me of a time when...

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 05:12:11 -0700

Tell me of a time when...

People got their exercise throught daily living and working, and there weren't any gyms.

Answer to Did America learn anything positive from 9/11?

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 05:08:45 -0700

Did America learn anything positive from 9/11?

I don't know if it's positive...but everyone in America (and other countries) are more concerned with security. In a way...the terrorists have won.

Answer to Simple pleasures of life that are free. Can you give me one?

Thu, 08 Sep 2011 07:37:50 -0700

Simple pleasures of life that are free. Can you give me one?

A smile from a stranger

Answer to When was the last time you admitted that you were wrong?

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 05:17:42 -0700

When was the last time you admitted that you were wrong?

Yesterday, but I now realize that I was wrong to admit that.

Answer to What happens during an orgasm?

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 05:02:07 -0700

What happens during an orgasm?

Pure heaven

Answer to Can I make you a snack? what do you want?

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 05:00:50 -0700

Can I make you a snack? what do you want?

Toasted cheddar cheese bagel with butter, thanks.

Answer to What songs make you feel better about your self or help you?

Tue, 06 Sep 2011 05:20:41 -0700

What songs make you feel better about your self or help you?

Songs with lyrics I can relate to. Sometimes they're 'feelgood' and uplifting. (Walking On Sunshine...Katrina and The Waves), sometimes they're introspective and melancholy (Bridge Over Troubled Waters...Simon and Garfunkle).

Answer to Why did Elvis throw it all away?

Thu, 01 Sep 2011 10:37:48 -0700

Why did Elvis throw it all away?

He wanted to be 'returned to sender'.

Answer to Do you remember Rod Stewart? What was your favorite song by him?

Thu, 01 Sep 2011 07:36:16 -0700

Do you remember Rod Stewart? What was your favorite song by him?

Maggie May, I'm a huge fan. didn't even know who he was until I heard that song on the radio way back in 1971. Hard to believe he's still going. (Heard him admit he didn't think much of the song initially, "Reason To Believe" was supposed to be the 'A' side of the single)

Answer to When you find yourself in times of trouble______________________?

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 12:15:01 -0700

When you find yourself in times of trouble______________________?

My lawyer helps out (for a fee) Legal words of wisdom... Let it be....

Answer to I suppose the best excuse/reason for being mean to someone is because that person was mean to you. But is that the right thing to do?

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 05:09:20 -0700

I suppose the best excuse/reason for being mean to someone is because that person was mean to you. But is that the right thing to do?

Hating confrontation as I do, I would say no. I would say the best way to deal with someone treating you mean is to completely ignore it, (if possible)...thereby not giving the a**hole the attention they pathetically crave. Happy Monday Rosie!

Answer to Do you know with 100% certainty where your eternal soul would go?

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 05:06:20 -0700

Do you know with 100% certainty where your eternal soul would go?

Walmart...

Answer to True false - “To the mind that is still, the whole universe surrenders.”?

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 04:19:32 -0700

True false - “To the mind that is still, the whole universe surrenders.”?

To free the mind of all background noise, worries and "to do lists"...let me know if you figure out how to achieve this. I know what you're saying...if you can free up your mind, it would open us up to numerous possibilities....True.

Answer to What would happen to a bagel that was released from an airlock into deep space?

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 04:16:10 -0700

What would happen to a bagel that was released from an airlock into deep space?

It would boldly go where no bagel has gone before.....

Answer to We gonna do what they say can't be done? What can't be done?

Fri, 26 Aug 2011 10:01:45 -0700

We gonna do what they say can't be done? What can't be done?

You can't divide by zero....apparently....

Answer to When was the last time you got caught in the rain?

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 10:00:34 -0700

When was the last time you got caught in the rain?

Today at lunch, I much prefer getting caught in the sunshine!

Answer to Pablo Cruise or Tom Cruise?

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 08:37:46 -0700

Pablo Cruise or Tom Cruise?

Can I say Penelope? I know, the spelling's different, but hey!

Answer to Do YOU fear the Reaper? Why or why not?

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 08:35:46 -0700

Do YOU fear the Reaper? Why or why not?

Not really...I'm curious what he needs that big, ugly, sharp scythe for though.

Answer to What do you do when you run out of ideas?

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 08:30:34 -0700

What do you do when you run out of ideas?

Steal others' and pass them off as yours

Answer to Do you think some women actually deserve to be beaten? Such as gold diggers?

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 08:25:47 -0700

Do you think some women actually deserve to be beaten? Such as gold diggers?

I think being a scum sucking lowlife gold digger, with zero self esteem is probably punishment enough.

Answer to Why do we start our lives out in diapers and then end up in diapers when we are old?

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 08:21:59 -0700

Why do we start our lives out in diapers and then end up in diapers when we are old?

To quote a wise man I know..."Twice a child, once a man"

Answer to At what age does a bully STOP bullying ?

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 08:07:08 -0700

At what age does a bully STOP bullying ?

I think the bullying becomes a differen type of behaviour, such as beligerence, arrogance, or just plain nastiness.

Answer to If Loving you is__________?

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 07:58:22 -0700

If Loving you is__________?

wrong, I don't wanna be right!

Answer to If you could time travel, would you change your past or your future?

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 07:50:42 -0700

If you could time travel, would you change your past or your future?

I think if you changed your past...you would also be changing your future. But to answer your question, my future.

Answer to How to get motivation for doing gym ?

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 07:39:12 -0700

How to get motivation for doing gym ?

Mirrors

Answer to Why things happen as they do and when they do?

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 07:38:33 -0700

Why things happen as they do and when they do?

Chaos at work, like a pinball in a pinball machine.

Answer to When was the last time you "cooked up a storm" ?

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 07:35:44 -0700

When was the last time you "cooked up a storm" ?

I did brew a 'tempest in a teapot' once......

Answer to Who? I wonder who put those ideas in your head ?

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 07:02:17 -0700

Who? I wonder who put those ideas in your head ?

My alter ego...who is obviously too lazy to do anything on his own, so he keeps tricking me into doing his stuff!

Answer to I've never been best/first at anything so I don't know what it feels like to have been there and no longer am at that level. Have you?

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 06:46:45 -0700

I've never been best/first at anything so I don't know what it feels like to have been there and no longer am at that level. Have you?

So...what you're saying is you're a 'neverwas' , but you were never a 'wannabee'...much like myelf. Happy Thursday Rosie!

Answer to what's your goal in life?

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 11:48:45 -0700

what's your goal in life?

To experience as many of the good things as I can. And forget all of the bad things.

Answer to When you rock the boat you _______________?

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 11:05:23 -0700

When you rock the boat you _______________?

...get beat up by all the others in the boat.

Answer to Whats the one thing you DO NOT want to hear a woman say?

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 10:56:04 -0700

Whats the one thing you DO NOT want to hear a woman say?

I actually used to be named George.

Answer to Why do hot dog sausages wriggle when you take them out of the can?

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 10:40:30 -0700

Why do hot dog sausages wriggle when you take them out of the can?

Probably that funky disco music you got playin' in the background.

Answer to A mom poured hot sauce into her child's mouth as punishment. What should we pour into her mouth?

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 10:04:32 -0700

A mom poured hot sauce into her child's mouth as punishment. What should we pour into her mouth?

She sounds like a sociopath, a group that unfortunately, is growing larger every day. (Was this the one on Dr. Phil?)

Answer to Whats the one thing you DO NOT want to hear a Man say _____________________

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 06:58:59 -0700

Whats the one thing you DO NOT want to hear a Man say _____________________

I'm not paying a small fortune just to have someone re-wire the house...I'll do it!

Answer to In the olden days combat was face-to-face, hand-to-hand. Today we have drones and snipers and folks at computers. Who was braver?

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 10:32:27 -0700

In the olden days combat was face-to-face, hand-to-hand. Today we have drones and snipers and folks at computers. Who was braver?

Today we have cyber bullies, in the old days, it was after class in the schoolyard. I don't think you can compare hand to hand combat to this, but there is a certain type of war being waged electronically and by certainly less brave, maybe even cowardly individuals. Happy Thursday, Rosie!

Answer to Say something,anything, in French ?

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 06:53:26 -0700

Say something,anything, in French ?

Q'est ce que tu fait?

Answer to Is depresssion, personality disorders, and OCD over diagnosed these days?

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 04:30:11 -0700

Is depresssion, personality disorders, and OCD over diagnosed these days?

I know what you mean. I think people always had these symptoms, but they dealt with them and carried on. Now everything has to have a name.

Answer to Would you like to live in a world where time was going backwards?

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 04:25:57 -0700

Would you like to live in a world where time was going backwards?

Imagine how your life would "end"...back inside your mom, then she carries you for another 9 months...then you don't exist, LOL!

Answer to What is that which can be Absent even if it is Present ?

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 11:14:39 -0700

What is that which can be Absent even if it is Present ?

The desire to do good.

Answer to Will you still ________________________________tomorrow?

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 11:12:17 -0700

Will you still ________________________________tomorrow?

be working on that one day job

Answer to Complete this sentence: Sometimes you just have to _ when what you really want to do is_______.

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 11:01:14 -0700

Complete this sentence: Sometimes you just have to _____________ when what you really want to do is___________________.

Appear interested Sleep

Answer to Has The Beast made his appearance on Earth?

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 10:32:03 -0700

Has The Beast made his appearance on Earth?

The way a lot of humans treat their fellow humans...I don't think he needs to.

Answer to What's a sign of a wasted life?

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 10:25:50 -0700

What's a sign of a wasted life?

You keep repeating the same mistakes over and over, learning nothing from them.

Answer to _______ bottle.

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 11:16:05 -0700

_______ bottle.

The answers lie at the bottom of the...

Answer to since people see images of Jesus on their toast and no one ever seen Darwin on their toast is evolution then false?

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 10:31:52 -0700

since people see images of Jesus on their toast and no one ever seen Darwin on their toast is evolution then false?

FINALLY!!....Here's the proof we've all been searching for!... THANK YOU!!

Answer to dialogue between two animals

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 04:39:56 -0700

dialogue between two animals

Gorilla 1: I say, the markets have been really reacting badly to the economic downturn in the United States wouldn't you agree? Gorilla 2: Quite so, yes indeed..very troubling

Answer to Unions are awful, agree?

Fri, 29 Jul 2011 08:35:14 -0700

Unions are awful, agree?

All being in a union has ever done for me was to lighten my paycheque through deduction of their dues.

Answer to ar yew noo two thiz speling an gramar thingz?

Fri, 29 Jul 2011 08:23:54 -0700

ar yew noo two thiz speling an gramar thingz?

If u dont use it u loose it. Their seems to be a lot of people that have lost theres.

Answer to Why are Jewish bankers always stealing my socks out of the drier?

Fri, 29 Jul 2011 08:03:50 -0700

Why are Jewish bankers always stealing my socks out of the drier?

To trade on the "sock market"...obviously....

Answer to It's so hot that _______.

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 11:52:46 -0700

It's so hot that _______.

I saw a fire hydrant bribing a dog.

Answer to What does it mean if you have a dream when your back in high school?

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 10:51:04 -0700

What does it mean if you have a dream when your back in high school?

I have a recurring one where I can't remember where my locker is and the longer I look, the more disoriented I get. Strange because I've been out of high school for a very long time...

Answer to Pretty ladies, handsome men, why the ugly babies?

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 10:47:34 -0700

Pretty ladies, handsome men, why the ugly babies?

Same excuse I use for just about all my shortcomings, or anyone elses...."skips a generation"..

Answer to In my opinion the definition of cruelty is________________________

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 10:31:07 -0700

In my opinion the definition of cruelty is________________________

The crimes commited during the last world war by a brainwashed group referred to as Nazis.

Answer to What do you eat when you need to eat but don't know what to eat?

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 10:28:42 -0700

What do you eat when you need to eat but don't know what to eat?

Pickled eggs.

Answer to Why do all Jews have to constantly bring up the holocaust? no offense to Jews.

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 10:25:13 -0700

Why do all Jews have to constantly bring up the holocaust? no offense to Jews.

Those that don't remember their history are doomed to repeat it. I find it hard to comprehend how horrible human beings could treat their fellow man. Then I see idiotic questions like yours and realize that anything's possible.

Answer to What do you watch on saturday morning?

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 10:22:31 -0700

What do you watch on saturday morning?

Someone making me breakfast...only if I've been a good boy.

Answer to May I?

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 10:20:08 -0700

May I?

Only if Simon says...

Answer to Never put _ on _.

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 10:16:07 -0700

Never put _______ on _______.

A scared cat on your head

Answer to Whose voice would you like to be stuck in your head (as your conscience)? Why?

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 05:56:20 -0700

Whose voice would you like to be stuck in your head (as your conscience)? Why?

Tom Waits...imagine how crazy that would make you.

Answer to What do you NOT want to see on your windshield?

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 09:59:31 -0700

What do you NOT want to see on your windshield?

A parking ticket

Answer to While having sex with your SO, the one thing you may NOT want to say/do/ or shout out is____________________

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 08:45:45 -0700

While having sex with your SO, the one thing you may NOT want to say/do/ or shout out is____________________

What time do you think the game is on?!!

Answer to Have you hung or mounted anything on the ceiling that normally sits on the floor?

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 08:44:23 -0700

Have you hung or mounted anything on the ceiling that normally sits on the floor?

Love this question! How about the reverse...mounting a ceiling fan on the floor?

Answer to What does it really mean to own something?

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 08:39:46 -0700

What does it really mean to own something?

It means you are temporarily the custodian of the item in question. (Temporarily because our life is temporary).

Answer to What actor needs to do a nude scene?

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 08:28:12 -0700

What actor needs to do a nude scene?

Danny Devito

Answer to It is impolite to ___________ while you work.

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 08:24:38 -0700

It is impolite to ___________ while you work.

Trim your toenails (as I found out the hard way!)

Answer to What physical feature/s do you get the "most compliments on"?

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 10:39:55 -0700

What physical feature/s do you get the "most compliments on"?

My mouth, only when it is in the closed position.

Answer to What is it that politicans don't understand?

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 10:27:53 -0700

What is it that politicans don't understand?

That "talking" isn't "doing". I think if you mention the phrase "form a committee" to a lot of the male ones, they probably would get a hard on.

Answer to Seems like all my life I've been fighting ____________.

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 10:00:14 -0700

Seems like all my life I've been fighting ____________.

.....the urge to get into a fight.....

Answer to As a kid, what was your favorite snack?

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 08:28:33 -0700

As a kid, what was your favorite snack?

Potato Chips (still is)

Answer to I find______________________ to be very therapeutic!

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 08:07:22 -0700

I find______________________ to be very therapeutic!

therapy

Answer to And God said : " Its time to create ___________" . (Take it light...this post is not for fight)

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 07:56:30 -0700

And God said : " Its time to create ___________" . (Take it light...this post is not for fight)

an alternative to men and women...

Answer to whats the best paying job that is very easy?

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 07:25:53 -0700

whats the best paying job that is very easy?

Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune.

Answer to Is salmonella a female salmon?

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 07:21:07 -0700

Is salmonella a female salmon?

I believe there was a movie about her, the lead was played by Jane Flounder.

Answer to Name the four seasons.

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 10:46:10 -0700

Name the four seasons.

Here in Canada there's only two...construction and winter.

Answer to Is unrequited love real love?

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 08:33:57 -0700

Is unrequited love real love?

I'd say half real

Answer to How do you know its love and not just lust?

Wed, 13 Jul 2011 12:20:27 -0700

How do you know its love and not just lust?

Lust screams...love whispers.

Answer to What is between a rock and a hard place? (Humour please)

Wed, 13 Jul 2011 12:16:41 -0700

What is between a rock and a hard place? (Humour please)

The word "and"

Answer to How do I keep ants off my bagel?

Wed, 13 Jul 2011 10:26:13 -0700

How do I keep ants off my bagel?

Tell them how much it upsets you.

Answer to What has given you the most pain in your life?

Wed, 13 Jul 2011 10:24:43 -0700

What has given you the most pain in your life?

Realizing my shortcomings

Answer to why are you______________________that monkey?

Wed, 13 Jul 2011 10:23:47 -0700

why are you______________________that monkey?

spanking

Answer to If you were a rapper, what would be your rapper name?

Wed, 13 Jul 2011 04:27:24 -0700

If you were a rapper, what would be your rapper name?

daNoise

Answer to I do 25 sit-ups, 25 push ups, and 25 lunges everyday. When should I start seeing results?

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 11:01:43 -0700

I do 25 sit-ups, 25 push ups, and 25 lunges everyday. When should I start seeing results?

Thinking of your body as a bank account, are you "depositing" more than you are "withdrawing"? (calorie-wise)

Answer to Me__. You_. Humor, please.:)

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 10:59:44 -0700

Me____________________. You___________________. Humor, please.:)

Me broke. You pay.

Answer to I'm a 14 year old boy and want to get in shape. but i'm not interested in sports and just want to keep my body attractive .

Mon, 04 Jul 2011 12:05:42 -0700

I'm a 14 year old boy and want to get in shape. but i'm not interested in sports and just want to keep my body attractive .

Walking (as an exercise is under-rated), riding a bicycle, situps.

Answer to Does it make you jealous to see pictures (on facebook) of friends/relatives who look prettier/richer/more successful than you?

Mon, 04 Jul 2011 06:40:30 -0700

Does it make you jealous to see pictures (on facebook) of friends/relatives who look prettier/richer/more successful than you?

While it's true every picture tells a story, I doubt whether a lot of the pictures you see on facebook or other networking sites tell a "true" story.

Answer to How smart do you think the average person is?

Mon, 04 Jul 2011 05:19:05 -0700

How smart do you think the average person is?

Smart enough to survive their given environment. Although I don't think the 'average' person could carry on an intelligent conversation about nuclear fission, or even politics for that matter (myself included). I think we know what we need to know, the rest of the time we 'wing it'.

Answer to Which one is important to you: Knowing for sure or living by faith?

Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:35:38 -0700

Which one is important to you: Knowing for sure or living by faith?

They can both be the same for some people.

Answer to An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Should I avoid apples on the day of my doctor visits?

Tue, 28 Jun 2011 04:43:47 -0700

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Should I avoid apples on the day of my doctor visits?

Great question! I think you should abstain from eating apples at least 24 hours prior to the scheduled appointment. Now...how about apple sauce...apple juice...apple pie?..hmmmmm

Answer to Do you use a tin foil hat for protection?

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 11:20:58 -0700

Do you use a tin foil hat for protection?

Hell yeah!...and don't forget your lead codpiece!

Answer to What song or musical artist has been one of your favorites since you were a child?

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 11:17:55 -0700

What song or musical artist has been one of your favorites since you were a child?

Rod Stewart. I didn't even know who he was, then when I was 15, I heard Maggie May on the radio one night, since then I've been hooked.