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What drink goes well with humble pie?
Milk of human kindness
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Has another person's disappointment in you ever helped you become a better person?
It depends on what I think of that person, if I respect and admire them then, yes...I find their disappointment in me to be very motivational.
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What can drive you away so fast that the other person hasn't even had a chance to blink?
Loud obnoxious people.
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Have you ever been to a house party and been flattened by a gigantic ham sandwich falling down from the ceiling?
No. but there was that time when it started raining chili....
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What do you do to make sure that the thoughts you have are thoughts of quality?
It's been proven that alcohol kills brain cells. Usually in the animal kingdom it's the weakest ones in the pack that fall prey to the predators. I believe that is how alcohol works...by killing the weak cells, thereby leaving the strong ones, the ones that produce quality thoughts. That is how I do it...with alcohol.
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Describe your high school experience,in one sentence?
A slow march through a very long dark tunnel, one which seemed to go on forever.
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What is your answer to terrorism?
peace-ism
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Why are the police following me with flashing lights?
They probably are in desparate need of a doughnut fix and want to know if you know where the closest Krispy Kreme is.
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What does your desk say about you?
Nothing...if it knows what's good for it!
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Tell me of a time when...
People got their exercise throught daily living and working, and there weren't any gyms.
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Did America learn anything positive from 9/11?
I don't know if it's positive...but everyone in America (and other countries) are more concerned with security. In a way...the terrorists have won.
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Simple pleasures of life that are free. Can you give me one?
A smile from a stranger
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When was the last time you admitted that you were wrong?
Yesterday, but I now realize that I was wrong to admit that.
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What happens during an orgasm?
Pure heaven
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Can I make you a snack? what do you want?
Toasted cheddar cheese bagel with butter, thanks.
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What songs make you feel better about your self or help you?
Songs with lyrics I can relate to. Sometimes they're 'feelgood' and uplifting. (Walking On Sunshine...Katrina and The Waves), sometimes they're introspective and melancholy (Bridge Over Troubled Waters...Simon and Garfunkle).
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Why did Elvis throw it all away?
He wanted to be 'returned to sender'.
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Do you remember Rod Stewart? What was your favorite song by him?
Maggie May, I'm a huge fan. didn't even know who he was until I heard that song on the radio way back in 1971. Hard to believe he's still going. (Heard him admit he didn't think much of the song initially, "Reason To Believe" was supposed to be the 'A' side of the single)
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When you find yourself in times of trouble______________________?
My lawyer helps out (for a fee)
Legal words of wisdom...
Let it be....
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I suppose the best excuse/reason for being mean to someone is because that person was mean to you. But is that the right thing to do?
Hating confrontation as I do, I would say no. I would say the best way to deal with someone treating you mean is to completely ignore it, (if possible)...thereby not giving the a**hole the attention they pathetically crave. Happy Monday Rosie!
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Do you know with 100% certainty where your eternal soul would go?
Walmart...
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True false - “To the mind that is still, the whole universe surrenders.”?
To free the mind of all background noise, worries and "to do lists"...let me know if you figure out how to achieve this. I know what you're saying...if you can free up your mind, it would open us up to numerous possibilities....True.
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What would happen to a bagel that was released from an airlock into deep space?
It would boldly go where no bagel has gone before.....
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We gonna do what they say can't be done? What can't be done?
You can't divide by zero....apparently....
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When was the last time you got caught in the rain?
Today at lunch, I much prefer getting caught in the sunshine!
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Pablo Cruise or Tom Cruise?
Can I say Penelope? I know, the spelling's different, but hey!
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Do YOU fear the Reaper? Why or why not?
Not really...I'm curious what he needs that big, ugly, sharp scythe for though.
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What do you do when you run out of ideas?
Steal others' and pass them off as yours
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Do you think some women actually deserve to be beaten? Such as gold diggers?
I think being a scum sucking lowlife gold digger, with zero self esteem is probably punishment enough.
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Why do we start our lives out in diapers and then end up in diapers when we are old?
To quote a wise man I know..."Twice a child, once a man"
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At what age does a bully STOP bullying ?
I think the bullying becomes a differen type of behaviour, such as beligerence, arrogance, or just plain nastiness.
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If Loving you is__________?
wrong, I don't wanna be right!
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If you could time travel, would you change your past or your future?
I think if you changed your past...you would also be changing your future.
But to answer your question, my future.
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How to get motivation for doing gym ?
Mirrors
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Why things happen as they do and when they do?
Chaos at work, like a pinball in a pinball machine.
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When was the last time you "cooked up a storm" ?
I did brew a 'tempest in a teapot' once......
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Who? I wonder who put those ideas in your head ?
My alter ego...who is obviously too lazy to do anything on his own, so he keeps tricking me into doing his stuff!
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I've never been best/first at anything so I don't know what it feels like to have been there and no longer am at that level. Have you?
So...what you're saying is you're a 'neverwas' , but you were never a 'wannabee'...much like myelf. Happy Thursday Rosie!
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what's your goal in life?
To experience as many of the good things as I can. And forget all of the bad things.
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When you rock the boat you _______________?
...get beat up by all the others in the boat.
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Whats the one thing you DO NOT want to hear a woman say?
I actually used to be named George.
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Why do hot dog sausages wriggle when you take them out of the can?
Probably that funky disco music you got playin' in the background.
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A mom poured hot sauce into her child's mouth as punishment. What should we pour into her mouth?
She sounds like a sociopath, a group that unfortunately, is growing larger every day. (Was this the one on Dr. Phil?)
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Whats the one thing you DO NOT want to hear a Man say _____________________
I'm not paying a small fortune just to have someone re-wire the house...I'll do it!
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In the olden days combat was face-to-face, hand-to-hand. Today we have drones and snipers and folks at computers. Who was braver?
Today we have cyber bullies, in the old days, it was after class in the schoolyard. I don't think you can compare hand to hand combat to this, but there is a certain type of war being waged electronically and by certainly less brave, maybe even cowardly individuals. Happy Thursday, Rosie!
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Say something,anything, in French ?
Q'est ce que tu fait?
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Is depresssion, personality disorders, and OCD over diagnosed these days?
I know what you mean. I think people always had these symptoms, but they dealt with them and carried on. Now everything has to have a name.
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Would you like to live in a world where time was going backwards?
Imagine how your life would "end"...back inside your mom, then she carries you for another 9 months...then you don't exist, LOL!
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What is that which can be Absent even if it is Present ?
The desire to do good.
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Will you still ________________________________tomorrow?
be working on that one day job
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Complete this sentence: Sometimes you just have to _____________ when what you really want to do is___________________.
Appear interested
Sleep
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Has The Beast made his appearance on Earth?
The way a lot of humans treat their fellow humans...I don't think he needs to.
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What's a sign of a wasted life?
You keep repeating the same mistakes over and over, learning nothing from them.
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_______ bottle.
The answers lie at the bottom of the...
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since people see images of Jesus on their toast and no one ever seen Darwin on their toast is evolution then false?
FINALLY!!....Here's the proof we've all been searching for!... THANK YOU!!
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dialogue between two animals
Gorilla 1: I say, the markets have been really reacting badly to the economic downturn in the United States wouldn't you agree?
Gorilla 2: Quite so, yes indeed..very troubling
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Unions are awful, agree?
All being in a union has ever done for me was to lighten my paycheque through deduction of their dues.
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ar yew noo two thiz speling an gramar thingz?
If u dont use it u loose it. Their seems to be a lot of people that have lost theres.
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Why are Jewish bankers always stealing my socks out of the drier?
To trade on the "sock market"...obviously....
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It's so hot that _______.
I saw a fire hydrant bribing a dog.
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What does it mean if you have a dream when your back in high school?
I have a recurring one where I can't remember where my locker is and the longer I look, the more disoriented I get. Strange because I've been out of high school for a very long time...
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Pretty ladies, handsome men, why the ugly babies?
Same excuse I use for just about all my shortcomings, or anyone elses...."skips a generation"..
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In my opinion the definition of cruelty is________________________
The crimes commited during the last world war by a brainwashed group referred to as Nazis.
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What do you eat when you need to eat but don't know what to eat?
Pickled eggs.
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Why do all Jews have to constantly bring up the holocaust? no offense to Jews.
Those that don't remember their history are doomed to repeat it. I find it hard to comprehend how horrible human beings could treat their fellow man. Then I see idiotic questions like yours and realize that anything's possible.
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What do you watch on saturday morning?
Someone making me breakfast...only if I've been a good boy.
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May I?
Only if Simon says...
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Never put _______ on _______.
A scared cat on your head
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Whose voice would you like to be stuck in your head (as your conscience)? Why?
Tom Waits...imagine how crazy that would make you.
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What do you NOT want to see on your windshield?
A parking ticket
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While having sex with your SO, the one thing you may NOT want to say/do/ or shout out is____________________
What time do you think the game is on?!!
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Have you hung or mounted anything on the ceiling that normally sits on the floor?
Love this question! How about the reverse...mounting a ceiling fan on the floor?
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What does it really mean to own something?
It means you are temporarily the custodian of the item in question. (Temporarily because our life is temporary).
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What actor needs to do a nude scene?
Danny Devito
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It is impolite to ___________ while you work.
Trim your toenails (as I found out the hard way!)
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What physical feature/s do you get the "most compliments on"?
My mouth, only when it is in the closed position.
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What is it that politicans don't understand?
That "talking" isn't "doing". I think if you mention the phrase "form a committee" to a lot of the male ones, they probably would get a hard on.
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Seems like all my life I've been fighting ____________.
.....the urge to get into a fight.....
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As a kid, what was your favorite snack?
Potato Chips (still is)
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I find______________________ to be very therapeutic!
therapy
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And God said : " Its time to create ___________" . (Take it light...this post is not for fight)
an alternative to men and women...
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whats the best paying job that is very easy?
Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune.
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Is salmonella a female salmon?
I believe there was a movie about her, the lead was played by Jane Flounder.
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Name the four seasons.
Here in Canada there's only two...construction and winter.
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Is unrequited love real love?
I'd say half real
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How do you know its love and not just lust?
Lust screams...love whispers.
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What is between a rock and a hard place? (Humour please)
The word "and"
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How do I keep ants off my bagel?
Tell them how much it upsets you.
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What has given you the most pain in your life?
Realizing my shortcomings
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why are you______________________that monkey?
spanking
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If you were a rapper, what would be your rapper name?
daNoise
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I do 25 sit-ups, 25 push ups, and 25 lunges everyday. When should I start seeing results?
Thinking of your body as a bank account, are you "depositing" more than you are "withdrawing"? (calorie-wise)
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Me____________________.
You___________________.
Humor, please.:)
Me broke.
You pay.
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I'm a 14 year old boy and want to get in shape. but i'm not interested in sports and just want to keep my body attractive .
Walking (as an exercise is under-rated), riding a bicycle, situps.
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Does it make you jealous to see pictures (on facebook) of friends/relatives who look prettier/richer/more successful than you?
While it's true every picture tells a story, I doubt whether a lot of the pictures you see on facebook or other networking sites tell a "true" story.
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How smart do you think the average person is?
Smart enough to survive their given environment. Although I don't think the 'average' person could carry on an intelligent conversation about nuclear fission, or even politics for that matter (myself included). I think we know what we need to know, the rest of the time we 'wing it'.
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Which one is important to you: Knowing for sure or living by faith?
They can both be the same for some people.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Should I avoid apples on the day of my doctor visits?
Great question! I think you should abstain from eating apples at least 24 hours prior to the scheduled appointment. Now...how about apple sauce...apple juice...apple pie?..hmmmmm
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Do you use a tin foil hat for protection?
Hell yeah!...and don't forget your lead codpiece!
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What song or musical artist has been one of your favorites since you were a child?
Rod Stewart. I didn't even know who he was, then when I was 15, I heard Maggie May on the radio one night, since then I've been hooked.
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Will I get sued if I write a screenplay for a horror movie about ants that live on a bagel?
Depends.....what type of bagel?
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What is the must seductive food the opposite sex can eat?
Strawberries
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Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
Not on a moebius strip... :)
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What is 1 thing that you always seem to be out of?
Golf balls
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How can you tell if a cat is plotting to kill you?
It's in their eyes, and don't be fooled by that fake "purrring" sound"...they're waiting....waiting....
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When was the last time that you thought "Did I really just hear that?" - what was said?
I'll have the #5 combo, supersize my fries, extra cheese, gravy on the side.....and a diet coke!
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When was the Last Time you________________________??
Did something for the very first time?
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Name something that isnt exactly rocket science?
Brain surgery
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What does a true leader display?
Decisiveness, courage, empathy...and the ability to acknowledge his/her shortcomings.
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You are getting old and win a 100 million lottery. What do you do with all that money?
Use it to fulfill any unfulfilled dreams...health permitting, otherwise see that what's left goes to someone, or some organization near and dear to you, once you're gone.
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Can cats see ghosts?
Probably, but even if they did...you know cats and their "whatever" attitude.
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What is the most unusual supernatural phenomena that you have ever personally witnessed?
A teenager admitting that his parents were really smart and he was glad they were able to pass on their wisdom to him.
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"Til death do us part"? Do you believe divorce should be a capitol crime?
Bite your tongue!...I mean...keyboard!!
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Putting toothpaste back in the tube is virtually impossible. What are other similarly irreversible things?
The taking of another's life.
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Why do women just love to love a bad boy?
The illusion of neverending excitement and thrills.
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What do religious people think of atheists?
I'm assuming they don't (or shouldn't) give a shit about them, one way or the other.
Unlss you're talking about bible thumping fanatics (you wouldn't lump every single person of faith with them would you?)
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If facebook and all social networking sites were to be banned, how do you think the world would react?
I think the world would actually have to find a better way to interact, not such a bad thing...
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what color is death ?
From the deceased's point of view...whatever colour is associated with peace and quiet.
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Can you name an Earthly attachment Mankind cannot, no matter what, have an Influence over?
Your pet cat
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Which came first the question or the answer?
The question came first...the answer, my friend had been blowin' in the wind. Until last year when it was reported to have landed in Pittsburgh.
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Can you get pregnant by excessive sarcasm?
I think excessive sarcasm has probably given birth to a lot of childlike behaviour, but never an actual child.
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Do you feel lucky there's a family guy? Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry?
Yeah...but what's with him and the fighting chicken...
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It was a warm mid-summer night, as you lay on your back on the freshly mowed grass, staring at the stars that it occured to you___________.
How about....Someone has stolen my tent ?!
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Other than eggs, what is something you must break in order to use?
The glass on a fire alarm switch.
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What does it mean when someone says you have an amazing voice, your always in tune and you know all the words, but your not star material?
You don't have the 'it' factor. You may be able to sing real well, but can you entertain, and are you interesting to watch?
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How did you do in biology in school?
That's the first class I failed, during my dubious scholastic endeavours. Yes, I never did learn the joy one must feel while dissecting s frog....
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I loved you until ________ .
I caught you in your mother's underwear
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Why has grammar deteriorated so much?
It's the way people communicate now, which would be alright if they had first mastered basic grammar and spelling skills. Unfortunately, it starts at such an early age...I don't think there's a chance for a solid foundation to be put in place.
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Give me an example of a 'passive-aggressive' insult.
That's a nice jacket, you don't have to spend a lot of money on clothes in your line of work anyway right?
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What would you like tomorrows HEADLINE NEWS to be?
World Peace Has Broken Out, It's Unlikely That It Will Ever Cease!
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Christian means walking in the teaching of Christ (love ). Right?
How can anyone take up bloody weapons walking in the Christ's teaching?
"True" christians would not use the vaguaries of the bible as an excuse to kill their fellow humans. The trouble is, finding a true christian is not easy.
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do you think there will be another attack as bad as the 9/11 anytime soon??
I really hope not. You mean on american soil right?
I hope there will never be another world war, although with today's sophisticated killing machinery, it would be a lot different.
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What you prefer a long answer of or short but useful answer to your question ?
Nope, yep.
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______is better than______
two
one
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"Every man loves a shipwreck, as long as he's not in it" - True?
I think it's human nature. Boy scout helps little old lady across the street wouldn't sell as many newspapers as boy scout beats up and robs little old lady.
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All these females are just as guilty as these married males of adultery and the hate and partiality they bring to their children..y or n ?
Neither gender has a monopoly on morality.
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Who is Dick Tator and why does he always want to rule every country he visits?
Dem Okrasy's troublesome little brother, always trying to out do his older sibling.
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Does the problem of evil - being inherent in our world- point to either an imperfect creator/ a redundant creator?
I'd say it's more because of an imperfect 'creation'. If we knew why we are this way...well ...that's the ultimate question, isn't it?
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What makes perfect sense?
Never pissing into the wind.
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What does spirituality mean to you in your daily life?
It means I look beyond the obvious in a neverending struggle to figure out why I'm here.
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What should NOT be talked about on a first date?
Previous disappointments in the dating wars.
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have you ever freestyled? write one on here !!
I was born on the street, you don't even know me
Why you gotta beat me down I got nowhere to go but up
Maybe next time we meet you're gonna show me
How a pampered prince like you never learned to shut up
Kick it, uh
YEAHH!!
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How can boys/young men run when their pants droop to their knees? Why do they think that's attractive?
So they can be different and unique...all of them...together...kind of like bikers that want to thumb their collective nose at the establishment, and end up looking all the same.
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How does the KKK try to rationalize and "market" hate?
A narrow mind is a terrible (and easily manipulated) thing...
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Are you aware of the consequences of your words/actions? If so you don't need people to tell you when you've screwed up. Why do they?
Because:
A - Their ego is in need of a boost.
or....
B - They don't believe that you are, in fact aware of the consequences of your actions
and are trying to help.
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What helps you find your own voice?
Disregard what other people say/think about you.
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How many phobias are there?
I'm "afraid" I don't know...OH NO!!!!...add another one!
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Do you have to lie in order to succeed? Do you have to tell the truth in order to succeed?
This reminds me of a great line in the latest Wall Street movie (Money Never Sleeps)...
"If you promise to stop telling people lies about me....I'll stop telling people the truth
about you"....but to answer your question, you don't have to have as good a memory if you always tell the truth...I'd say stick with the truth, as opposed to a web of lies.
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If we`re halfway from here to there, where are we?
About ready for a pit stop, I'd say...
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What's wrong about immortality?
I wonder if the available memory storage space in our brains would self destruct :)
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What do you think dogs are thinking when they see people talking on the phone?
.................................
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How would you honour your mother this Mother's Day?
If I lived in the same city I'd put flowers on her grave.
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What's the best way to keep your shoes smelling fresh?
Spray inside them with "Febreze"...that stuff is amazing!
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Name some movies with scenes where a woman beats a man?
Salt - Angelina Jolie
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Can you teach a rattlesnake to hula-hoop?
That's easy. It's teaching him to fetch that's tricky....
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If you could, you would trade ______ for ______
water for gasoline
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Do you find "waterboarding" civilized ?
'Civilization' is a term used loosely at the best of times.
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Do you ever feel limited by your vocabulary?
Yes....and the older I get, the harder the words seem to find.
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What does your SILENCE often 'Say'?
Many things. to myself it usually means I'm concentrating on something, to someone observing me...it could mean anything.
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What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Check myself for a pulse.
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What happens when our Free Will contradicts God's Will?
What makes you think we have free will?
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How can I stop being affected so negatively by the opinions of people I care about?
Realize that opinions are just opinions. If you're being affected negatively by them consistently, maybe you need to start caring about a better class of people.
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Can today's Reality become yesterday's delusion tomorrow?
Today's reality exists as a reality. The way we remember it tomorrow is up to us.....as it was, or embellished...for better or worse.
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What do you watch on TV when you're dreading the next day and can't sleep because your muscles are locked up with anxiety?
The weather channel....you'll be asleep in no time.
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How do you feel about Canada's 2011 election results?
Not bad...the Conservatives didn't really want it...now that we've had it, they have the majority they so desparately wanted. "Be careful what you DON'T wish for".
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What would you like to say to people who do not allow you to defend yourself?
Loudmouth jackass!.....(walk away).....
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Hey, I was just kind of sitting around, and I started to wonder if there is a God or not? What do you think?
Slow day? :)
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What is a word that is only SOMETIMES considered a dirty word?
Marriage
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Do you hate it when your mind won't shut up when you're trying to sleep?
Recently I've tried telling myself "there's absolutely nothing I can do about (this or that) right now anyway, it seems to work...I lull myself to sleep.
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Name something that you have that you hope someday to get rid of?
My mortgage
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What are some modern books that are new twists on classics?
Frankenstein, Dean Koontz
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If you got the chance to talk to George W Bush, what would you say to him?
What ever happened to the search for Bin Laden?
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WHY DONT ADULTS TRUST KIDS?
Most children are self centred and will say things that aren't true to cover themselves until they mature into responsible adults. Even when they are telling the truth, all adults have to go by are past behaviour. Adults aren't perfect, but they try to do the right thing...which seems mean to children...until the children grow up and are in their shoes.
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Is it true that as you get older, your looks will change more and more?
Definitely. Age brings about many changes...both mental and physical.
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i'm thinking about giving up women, i'm 22 never had a date.
Your honesty is refreshing. I've heard "beauty is only skin deep", "love is blind", and all those other bullshit oneliners. It's too bad, you sound like a pretty decent guy. All I can say is...keep your chin up..loneliness sucks but giving up sucks more. There's a lot of ugly successful guys out there, you just need to find the right girl.
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do you ever feel like letting go of something that you worked real hard on but now start to see it as a pipe dream
For a while I thought I'd had a chance at having my dreams come true, even got an offer from a major syndicate interested in my talents...but I fell short. They invited me to keep trying...unfortunately the passing years have dulled the passion, both creatively and energy-wise. When I think back...it was about 16 years ago...I don't know how I did it then.
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My article is "Living without Technology". Can you give me ideas for the lede of my article.
Refer to the pre-computer era, when books were the primary source of information...as in dictionaries. What exactly is a "lede"?!
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Do you believe one could be born to be a horrible person capable of dark and evil things? Or Do they become it?
We all have the potential for evil in us. Those that follow through have serious mental problems...which they can disguise, unfortunately.
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I can see my girlfriends moms sexy black thong all the way up her ass! OOO what shud i do? ;p
Look away!
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Do Muslim women wear thongs or g strings? Or just normal panties.
"G- had" strings...of course!
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What do you think of Facebook?
Isolated people communicating with other isolated people. There may be people living in the same house as you, but you're absorbed with the screen in front of you..."communicating".
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Charlie Sheen and Amy Winehouse have a baby.. discuss.. :)
Charlie..."WINNING!"
Amy...."mbbyysjstbrnimshppyimggna brlygdmuthuhyknw...?"
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Is it by design to whine when you malign?
I suppose so... My steadfast rule is to blow my cool when I've been caught playing the fool. Happy Wednesday!
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What is God's Religion?
I don't know...you don't know...we all don't know...so let's just live in peace, what do you say? (ps - religion is man made, this I do know)
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If you could would you create your own perfect world, and what would it look like?
Similar to this one, with more equality for everyone...and no f***ing mosquitoes!
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It is easier for me to promise never and keep that promise then to promise always and forever and keep it. What about you?
Never say never...or forever. That's why words like 'maybe, perhaps and possibly' exist, for me anyway. Happy Wednesday Rosie!
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If you met a talking tree, what would you ask it?
"Just exactly when did you decide to put down roots in this particular location?"
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I think the world is definitely made for extroverts. The popular kids whom everyone likes are always outgoing and rule, right?
When you're in school this may be true. But I find that most successful people later in life were the quiet, shy, unhappy ones that didn't really fit in. Generally speaking. Happy Monday young lady!
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What are some things that you couldn't do if you had no concept of time?
Be the official timekeeper for any event.
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do you like jersey shore the tv series
No, no and no! Talentless bunch of immature, self absorbed morons.
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The Lord gave us the power of LOVE and yet we kill each other..Why?
Because we are a strange and complex species
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The world I loved is leaving me behind. I don't kindle/ipod/laptop/blackberry/blueberry/raspberry. The computer rules. Are you keeping up?
Rosie, like myself you probably have a foot in the "pre-technological past" (where 8 track was king!) and the "sky is the limit" present. It scares me to think what a future generation will have at their fingertips, and not think twice about it.
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What makes something 'Fun' for you?
If it gives me a content feeling, like doing something I want to do as opposed to something I have to do. Fun doesn't necessarily mean wild and crazy for me.
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we are constantly bombarded with ads. Does anyone really pay any attention to them?
I don't recall ever focussing on an ad for say, Nike (for example). But we are so bombarded with them that subliminally, they are imprinted upon us. So I'm very familiar with that brand.
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Got any good ideas of cool things to write on my hand?
"Left" and "Right" (If you're not sure what to write on which one, ask a friend).
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It's said God can't be proven scientifically......Can, Love, be proven scientifically?
Love is an idea, not an object. Only the results of love can be seen, and can be quite beautiful to behold. God has never shown himself to anyone (anyone I know, anyway) so that makes God an idea, much like love. Is the proof in the results, maybe? (I am breathing air, which I cannot see, but I am alive, so air must exist).
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Where do you go when you want some peace?
The central libary which has all kinds of big comfortable chairs that makes it very easy to doze off, I mean READ in.... :)
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Spiritually & philosophically, is the best answer always the technically correct answer?
Only if it's a technical question for which there is a definite answer.
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Do you have the gift of being able to feel other people's emotions? Do you like it or dislike it?
I have empathy, which can be both a curse and a blessing. A curse because you can feel sorry for people then later realize they don't deserve it.
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I know the tragedy Of Japan is very sad but what about the dying people in Libya? Should we care about them too?(I'm not hating on japan).
In a perfect world...we should care about each other whether we're going through hard times or not. But unfortunately, there's no such thing as a perfect world, which is why you have cold hearted, self absorbed ruthless sons of bitches imposing their will on others.
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Are atheists bigots?
Only if:
A. They paint everyone with the same brush
B: The brush contains tainted, hateful paint
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Is obsession a disease of the mind, spirit, emotions? If it is not a disease, what is it exactly?
An unhealthy pre-occupation with something (or someone), usually at the expense of other more worthwhile and healthy pursuits.
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What is a pressure situation for you?
A dealine, an assignment that you're struggling with, a boss that doesn't understand.
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how can we be more like children?
Act like the world revolves around us, and nothing else matters, no wait...that's politicians...
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When I take the shower than my body fully wet. Whats the problem?
Don't take the shower than your body totally dry. Whats the problem?
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What will Lady Gaga look like when she's 50 years old?
Gramma GaGa?....or maybe Pucker Face? But so what...we all get old...and it happens faster than you think....all you young whippersnappers out there! :)
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You don't know what?
How Charlie Sheen is still alive.
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Whats the greatest band that ever walked the earth???
The Beatles......so far.....
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The space monkeys are attacking!! How will you save the world??
Lure them back to their mother ship with space bananas...obviously.
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My bologna has a first name________...
And it's Sharona....
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Is Facebook really going to shutdown on March 15?
I'd suggest somebody start a "Saving Face" campaign....
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How can i get rich?
A) Inherit
B) Win a lottery/play the stock market
C) Hard work, perseverance, good timing, and lots of luck
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Is there's a lot of psychologically unhealthy voyeurism with Facebook?
I'd say a lot of narcicism. A facebook site ia really a tribute to whoever created it, isn't it?
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What song have you heard lately that made you cry? Maybe it meant something to you, or maybe the voice of the singer brings you to tears or maybe the words in the song. Last song i cried over was "Love Story" by Taylor Swift.
Amazing Grace...recently at my mother's funeral.
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What do You have to hide?
If a dragon slayer from the past were to be transported to the present via time machine...what job valid skills would he have in today's society?
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What saying on a T-shirt made you laugh?
If a man speaks in a forest, where no woman can hear him....is he still wrong?
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What do You have to hide?
The murder weapon...can you help me out?!
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Why are so many questions asked here that could be definitvely answered with a few keystrokes on the internet?
I think they're being asked more out of a desire to interact with others, as opposed to just getting an answer to a question.
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What 3 words describe Miley Cyrus?
rich, famous, young
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is it wierd that I eat people??
No,..... what's wierd is the amount of ketchup you keep adding. Moderation, my friend.....
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What's the best movie you have seen lately?
The Ocean's 11 movies are always good in my opinion.
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Is it possible to tarmac my driveway with just a steamroller & 5000 kittens?
You'll have a hell of a time teaching them how to run the steamroller. Better off to get an experienced crew. (A paver and some asphalt trucks would help too) :)
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In a world of arrogance and over-inflated egos, what keeps you humble?
Knowing that I woiuldn't want people to react to me the same way I react to the arrogant with super-inflated egos.
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What is one thing, right now, in your life that you are absolutely certain of?
I am answering your question on answerbag.
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Is it possible for your conscience to tell you something is right and wrong?
Not directly. I find my conscience provides me with the necessary information...however it's still up to me to make the final decisions. And it's up to me and my conscience to live with the consequences.
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I am appearing as an angel of light. Why? For the Servant Satan. Lord Jesus has been hailed, by mechanics and belief. Problem?
And I say unto thee all.....behold....the inherent danger in drinking and answerbagging....
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If you could receive an explanation of or for anything that you just can't figure out, what would you want to have explained to you?
Why is it that by the time you've acquired a lifetime of wisdom and knowledge, you're in no shape to do anything with it?
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What song is good to signal to someone that you want sex?
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?....Rod Stewart
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Where are all the mouthy people coming from all of a sudden? They don't like some of our questions or our answers!
You've got to remember, answerbag users vary in age from very young to very old.
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You're the town _____ ?
clown
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What do you thik animals think about?? What do you think they're saying when they make their unique animal noise to each other??
I think they're expressing a feeling they're having at the time. It could be fear, hunger, joy...
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Should I be paying attention in my communications technology class right now?
"What we have here....is a failure to educate how to communicate"...
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I know warm can grow cold...how does cold grow warm?
My physics teacher told me (many moons ago) that you can't create cold, just heat. Cold is the absence of heat.
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If I visit New Brunswick, Canada, what should I check out while I am there?
Magnetic Hill, where your vehicle appears to roll uphill.
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What do you think of people who readily admit that the only basis for their morality is their flimsy belief in an invisible "god"?
I've never met one of those people, but if I did, I wouldn't respect him or her.
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Do you ever feel like everything in your life is so great it scares you because you think something will happen to ruin it??
Not so far.....
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What happened to the "When does life begin" debate?
Everyone got lives?
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New fast food franchise: Bucket O' ________. Fill in the blank please.
Bucket O' Bones (for dogs only of course)
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Will you sing me a song of the time of elves and the mischievious dwarves of the old?
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason to live
They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet...
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i ate meat while spamming in a snow storm am i pregnant ?
Absolutely. Another innocent victim of carniverous snow storm spamming....sad, so...very...sad....
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Do you think someone else is at fault for your problems?
By the time I realized that poor treatment at the hands of others is not my problem but theirs....half a lifetime had passed. The damage done lessens with each passing year, I think that is a large part of life's journey.
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"whatever". Insulting when tossed at you ?
Immature and insulting.
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Why don't you mind your own business and stop asking me so many questions?
Because we all have such inquiring minds, (or, maybe we're all bored) :)
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Most AB members are very kind whether we agree or disagree. There are those few who enjoy snide digs. What do Snide Diggers want/expect?
To let the world know how clever they think they are...so long as they can do it behind the safety and anonimity of their keyboard. Happy Tuesday Rosie.
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If the world knew you by one name, what would it be?
Puff (as in puff the magic dragon)
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new name for your personal coffee ?
Cuppa-sludge
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Story of your life in 7 words?
I'm dancing as fast as I can!
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Just what can we blame on alcohol and not ourselves?
The strong hold it can have on the weak, insecure, unhappy, lonely, disillusioned, thirsty, foolish....aww what the heck...cheers!!
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I Love You. You're Perfect. NOW CHANGE!
Why do so many women view a man as a "project"? :)
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Is atheism a religion?
Imagine it as if if we didn't give it a name. It's about non-belief, so it is a point of view people have....nothing more, nothing less. Society needs to label things, then argue about what the proper label really is.
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If Hitler was a Jew and not a Catholic, would he have exterminated the atheists?
Predict the actions af the insane?....no thanks.
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What is for the greater good?
Laws, that may seem unfair to you, if you accidentally break one and have to pay the penalty (speeding, for example).
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Does empty space move? What are the laws that govern its motion?
That is one deep question! I suppose if you look at empty space at a molecular level, it's not really empty. So my opinion would be that what is moving is the molecular particles that make up the space around us. I look forward to some of the answers you'll be getting from people that are actually educated in this subject.
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If the internet didn't exist, what would you be doing right now?
Enjoy reading what people had written, not full of grammar and spelling mistakes, and short forms.
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On Facebook, why is it that teens seek out more relationship advice among themselves than with adults?
Probably because they wouldn't like the advice we have to give them. Just like we didn't when we were their age. They want empathy, support, attention, drama.... not advice.
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dont you just hate it when people on this give out to you and they have no life eating and sittin on there fat hole
wen a lot of us have
Maybe you should worry more about learning how to communicate in proper english.
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Is it better to be quarelling than lonesome?
I think more people should learn to enjoy their own company.
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What is that feeling one can have when defying authority?
Freedom....although, depending on the severity of the defiance, it may be a somewhat fleeting feeling!
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What's something that might hurt?
Realizing the love of your life is also the love of someone else's life.
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What was the comment you heard about you that you'll never forget?
"Maybe you SHOULD give someone a little trouble"...after jokingly telling a teacher "I don't want no trouble". It was a comment on my somewhat laid back approach to things, and I never forgot it.
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If I installed a gas engine on a wheelchair would it be safe to drive at 60 mph on the highway?
Probably for about 3 seconds
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You discover information that will irrefutabaly devastate the world's value systems/beliefs. Do you divulge it or take it to your grave?
I'd think about who I'd be hurting while pursuing my personal moment of glory by divulging the information....then take it to my grave.
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Well, we've all been there ... but where is there?!
Don't know...and what is 'that'? ( been there, done 'that')
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A person of a different belief system than yours is about to be killed. You have the power to save this person. Would you? Why or why not?
I would most definitely save them. Your belief system is a peripheral, intangible thing....the person you save is real, as far as this existence goes. Work with what you know.
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Do anxieties and worries sometimes stop you from doing the next step in life? When did this happen ?
No, anxieties and worries have made me rethink what my next steps should be.
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Opinions are like noses, everyone's got one, but we don't need to stick them into everybody's business.
You're on this site because....?
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OK. Guess what my lady wife is doing as I write this (and let's be respectful - ha ha).
Searching for the meaning of life?
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Do shoes come in overweight sizes so it does not look like bread is baking in them?
No, but a well designed Cankle Container might be just what's needed, the way societys heading.
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Knowledge VS Religious Beliefs -who would win?
Knowledge of what you can see, hear, feel, smell or taste compared to a belief in something you cannot see, hear, feel smell or tase. Hardly an argument worth having. There will never be any winners (or agreement for that matter) in the "I believe because of faith" as opposed to the "I know because I can verify with my own senses" sides. Just two groups, one trying to prove the other wrong.
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Can you sing well? Do you like to sing in the shower?
I know how to...I just can't! :)
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What is something you dont like to talk about?
I don't want to talk about it.
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Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
Because the nuts behind the wheels of all the other cars aren't as well adjusted.
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If evolutionary process had not eliminated tails and humans still sported one -would you have yours removed by surgery or keep it?
I'd probably remove all but a little piece....because everybody knows, there's nothing like a little piece of tail! :)
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A Domestic terrorist cut us down. Congress is frightened/legislation is at a standstill. Foreign Terrorists? We breed our own, don't we?
Take a mentally unstable person...add a system which makes it incredibly easy to purchase weapons and ammunition...subtract many innocent lives.
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If we were to arm everyone in the world cradle to grave would we reach the grave sooner or later?
There's a lot of fools in the world...armed fools....yikes! Sooner. Happy Monday Rosie.
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Why is a car's front glass so large and the rear glass so small?
You're not usually doing 70 miles an hour backwards.
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In a crowd you can hear loud. Do you move closer or back away? When does loud attract and when does it repel?
With my tinnitus, I always seek peace and quiet. Happy Friday Rosie!
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I'm bored. My name's Jane Moody. Tell me what you think of me, and be honest please!
Me, a name I call myself....
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HAD A SLEEPLESS NIGHT! SOMEONE CHEER ME UP PLEASE?!
Try reading in bed (preferably something boring).
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When you meet someone new who is rude to you what do you do..be rude back or write 'em off, say nothing, move on?
The best reaction for me is usually none at all. Completely ignoring someone like that robs them of the attention they desparately crave. Move on.
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Most of the people are either ________ or ____________ ?
themself or someone else
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On those days when you are here, there, everywhere...can't concentrate and get nowhere...what is really going on with you?
An inability to concentrate because something is bothering you and you don't know what it is. Once you figure out what it is...problem solved. In my case anyway. Happy Thursday Rosie.
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What is it that you don't wanna hear?
The grim reaper pointing at me and saying "You're next pal".
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When will smoke detectors be able to tell the difference between shower smoke and other smoke?
Do you mean steam?
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On what occasion would you like to propose a toast?
I just wanna celebrate another day of living...
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Can You Think of Ways Technology Can Turn Against You ?
A photograph of you that you're not particularly proud of can be "posted" for everyone to see....forever. In an age where most potential employers can "google" you, not such a good idea.
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What lessons can a woodpecker teach you?
Look beneath the surface.
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Must you lay a shield to protect your mind from evil sensations and influence all around you? Or let them fill you to the brim?
How about a filter...to sort the good from the bad? :)
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Badmouthing always reflects negatively on the Badmouther, not the Badmouthee. Do you agree?
Ancient chinese proverb...."He who constantly slings dirt, soon has no ground to stand on".
Happy Monday Rosie!
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Do you think people who smile easily and often are more trustworthy than those who are very stingy with their smiles?
Good question Rosie....I think the smilers are the more trustworthy...however, I've learned to distinguish between a heartfelt smile and an evil grin!
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Is there a National Cleavage Holiday in your country?
Sadly...no...there was one a few years ago but it went tit's up.
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When one of the vast multitudes of adulterous professed-Christians first contemplated their sexual excursion, is it most likely they:
..or they decided they didn't believe in all that religious mumbo jumbo after all...
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is peace possible?
Possible, yes...probable....no.
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Which profession does this describe: "I am so important and smart that you need me so much I can do what I want and get paid a lot."
Plumber?
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What would you do in this situation guys? (I mean guys as in males)
Ask if it's your child. If she lies, confront her. There are tests to prove the child's not yours.
I'd run away as fast as I could, if she's lying about it. If she lies about something this important, imagine all the other "untruths" she's capable of.
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What is the age that you want to stay for eternity if possible?
Just before I found out the truth about Santa Claus.
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What's your favourite sandwich recipe?
Pastrami on rye bread, mustard, best served warmed up. (sliced pickles and fries on the side...of course)!
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Should descendents of Nazis have to pay reparations to survivors?
I think they've suffered enought by being connected to these insane criminals, through no fault of their own.
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What is the real score between North and South Korea?
They'll probably end up all tied up...resulting in sudden death overtime.
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Are there lots of ice cream in Iceland?
There's tons of poles in Poland.
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If there was no such thing as the internet, what would you be doing right now?
Pretending to be working.
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How frequently do you have insomnia? How do you deal with it?
Reading usually puts me to sleep. Why don't they find out what makes cats sleep so much and bottle it? :)
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Where would a women in her 40's go to meet a nice guy? No bars please!
I always thought meeting someone has a large element of chance to it. So, if it were me, to increase my chances...I'd make sure I'm at every social function possible. I'd take night courses, join a club, basically put myself "out there". I don't think there's any one good place to meet people. I agree with you on the bars, also.
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A 5-year old wanted me to post this question.
Do dogs masterbate?
My friend was over to visit, and watched my dog reach down to lick his "private parts".
He commented, "I wish I could do that"...so I said, "Maybe if you're good to him he'll let you" :)
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Can I anesthesize my dog with a three day-old used sock?
I don't know if that would do it, this animal thinks sniffing other dogs butts and eating it's own poop are standard procedures...
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What's your proposition?
Atheists and believers stop trying to convince each other they're absolutely right and the other side is absolutely wrong.
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Doesn't retaliation usually lead to escalation rather than resolution? Why do people retaliate? What result do they expect?
I think it's common pilosophy with a certain type of person. If you get enough of these like minded indiviuals together, their "might is right" attitude towards conflict resolution can definitely result in escalation. And the brutality and violence we have unfortunately come to see as a very real part of society, becomes the norm. I compare it to two rams butting their heads together.
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cheap or high quality buying ?
Cheap. I prefer used...or "previously enjoyed".
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Why is your life the way it is now?
Careful planning, well thought out decisions, sound judgement....and the most important factor of all....dumb luck!
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Why do the religious feel threatened by rational atheism?
Sounds like somebody's got their paintbrush out again...
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What will the airport security ask you if they find out you have a diaper on you?
Sir...are you aware of the consequences for bringing a 'dirty bomb' on board?
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What will you do if a terrorist hijacks your plane and he tells you to sing the Taliban terrorist anthem or face death?Can you sing it? hehe
"I'm a Loser"....
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I think dancing is...
A good way for anyone to plainly see how utterly unco-ordinated I can be.
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Who Is Really Behind the Occult?
People who believe in it.
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What do you men love about women?
Their strength, their nurturing ability...and let's be honest...their anatomy!
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Guys, have you ever landed in the ladies' underwear section of the shop?
Hey! I thought the clerk said "babies fun to wear" section....I swear!!
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Are you going to heaven or hell?
Neither, straight home after work, a million things to do. Maybe next time.
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What's the first thing you'd ask Jesus upon his return? Mine:"Can you use that trick to turn water into beer?"
Soooo, what's the plan?
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you know those old era poofy dresses with corsets and bows. have youever wore one or know what its like to wear one? many layers it must sux
It does...and what sucks even more is getting caught by your wife!
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I have done something, disgusting and see it everyday how can I get over it.
Recognize it for what is is.....a mistake. Something nobody is immune to...... Nobody.
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Yearbook cover ideas?
Anything related to major accomplishments, from the creation of 'facebook' to the invention of the telephone, or perhaps the construction of the space shuttle.
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what can i add to my list of 100 things to do before i die?
Make peace with any people you are at odds with.
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is it anoyin wen i tipe leik a morun?
No, because you know you're doing it.
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How long will ink pens be around? I think maybe a year or two, and then we'll all be using iPads.
Somehow paper and pencils/pens have managed to survive the technology onslaught so far, I don't think so, to answer your question. (Although your question made me think of a funny scene in "The Office" where Michael Scott is talking to university students, explaining that paper will always be necessary to carry out business...then he says "write that down"...after which you see all the sudents...
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How is it possible to forgive evil?
By equating evil deeds, done by evil persons, with insanity....otherwise you can't. (At least I can't).
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How does the opossum's ability to play dead work in its favor?
That's only true for the males. When the wife comes after him with a "honey-do" list it gets him off the hook, every time.
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What do you think happens to us when we die? Any thoughts?
It's the end of the world as we know it.
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I'm getting bored with AB now. What's happening?
Need a little excitement?......go to an airport and make some joke about a bomb...
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I'm going to bake some cookies. What would you like in them?
Peanut butter, and big chunks of peanuts
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Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor doggy a bone, but when she got there, the cupboard was bare because the...
The dog ate them last time he was alone.........
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What is the most important thing to bring if there was a zombie outbreak??? lol
I've dealt with zombies most of my career, (having a government job)...the key to survival is to pretend you're one of them! :)
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push a little button and you get __________________________?
A clone to fill in for you while you take a nap.
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Do you laugh at jokes about your own race or do you find them offensive?
You mean jokes about rats?
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Can one brainwash oneself? Keep repeating"it"often enough and you believe it? Or does brainwashing require two to tango? :)
I've often 'convinced' myself of something, but I believe brainwashing implies the implanting of a thought previously foreign to the individual without their consent. I've always had my consent before I convinced myself of something :) Happy Friday Rosie!
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What thought do you think will cross your mind in the last moment of your life?
What's that car doing in my lane?
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?
That's what she said!
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What's out there in the dark!!!???
Invariably something I will trip over.....always.
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Do evil people think they are good or evil but just being evil for good cause?
I think evil is another word for insane.
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How can 'the soul' have any awareness when all the senses for awareness perish with the body brain and mind?
Let me get really mystical and suggest that the brain is just a vessel which the soul 'briefly' inhabits..until moving on to an alternate existence.....maybe.....
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My cat meowed to me one early morning while I was still sleepy in bed and I drove her away to get back to sleep. Why? She was gone for good
Haven't you heard the story .....The cat came back?
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What is the best sound you have ever heard?
What I'd like to hear is silence...but that won't hapen unless a cure for tinnitus is found.
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Alcohol is as dangerous as narcotics. Whether you are sober or in progress, has alcohol greatly affected your life and if so in what way?
Moderation is the key. There has to be a time before you get addicted, where you can see the direction you are heading (if you don't change your habits).
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Do you have something which you don't deserve?
That question can be taken two ways. positive (good things happening that you haven't earned) or negative (bad things happening that you don't deserve)...in both cases....yes.
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How old do kids get when they don't annoy you so much, 8, 11, 14?
I don't think there is an answer to that. They may still annoy you when they're thirty, fourty, fifty....but for entirely different reasons.
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When is winning losing?
When you and your opponent weren't evenly matched to begin with.
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Where are you in the birth order of your siblings?
Second of four. Our parents must have decided to try again after us first two...eleven years later..another sister and a brother.
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What would be on the college guy’s “5 things to do before you die” list?
1. Get Drunk
2. Get Layed
3. Get Educated
4. Get a Job
5. Get Paid
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What are the benefits of cigarettes?
Keeping a lot of health care workers in business comes to mind.
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And if time travel were possible would it be a physical thing....Or a thing of the mind.....?
I would imagine, it would have to be of the mind. or..something like that. Otherwise you'd have to physically exist at the "same time", or at least in two different times. In any event there'd have to be two of 'you' co-existing. Also...after you return from your time travel, time would still be marching on back home, so you'd be returning to your future...what would happen to the time that...
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Can animals sense an impending earthquake?
I think they are more acutely tuned in to what's happening with the environment,even when a thunderstorm is approaching. And my cat is also pretty good at sensing when I'm going to get the can opener....
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What do you think when people arbitrarily announce good deeds or charities that they do?
It diminishes the good in their deeds.
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"In God We Trust". To do what?
I don't think trust is dependent on a certain action. You can trust someone...period.
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Is the world full of weirdos?
I think we're running at abour 3/4 full...but it's increasing at a steady rate!
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Is the concept of reality rooted only in the physical? Is science the only answer?
I think the concept of reality is rooted firmly in whatever someone believes. And I also think there are two distinct sides to the argument/discussion....those that need proof of something else, and those that don't. Excellent question.
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Why do visitors to a library have to keep quiet but the staff can talk and laugh as loudly as they like and no one tells them to zip it?
Because da library police makes da rules and dey can brake da rules...
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Pregnant Barbie - should it come with paternity tests that show Ken is the father?
Then Ken will come with a 'Ken's Defense Attorney' doll......
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where do you push when trying to clean out your dogs glands?
Frankly, I'd push the buttons on my phone to make an appointment with the vet. yechh!
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Things a man should never fail at?
Skydiving
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If you could choose to be a human body part -which part would you choose to be & why?
An ear...so when your body gets compliments, you're the first to hear it.
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Where are the steps to success?
1. Define what success means to you
2. Determine what is necessary to achieve your version of success
3.Come up with a plant to get there
4. Hope Lady Luck is on your side, because she can really make things happen sometimes
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Theists, how do you convince atheists that there is a God?
It would take a miracle.
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Should we make the users of the system ( welfare cases) do a few hours of works for the goverment each week?
Good idea. As long as they aren't taking work from someone else. The money is being spent anyway, why not get some services for it.
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Is the birth of control uncontrollable?
No, it's possible for control to go through a controlled birthing process, assuming of course, this occurs in a tightly controlled environment. :)
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Are you a nobody, nobody but you?
The voices told me to respond yes.
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Do most atheists not have a heart?
Of course they do. They just don't have any "feelings of the heart"..because you cannot see these, or prove they exist. :)
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What song are you listening to right now? The Scientist by Coldplay for me.
I just heard Stand Back, by Stevie Nicks
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What do you think will improve the economy?
Jobs. But not government jobs or 'service industry' jobs. We need people building things that consumers buy. This is one of the reasons the auto industry is so important to our economy. As opposed to say..a call centre.
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the phrase "laughing all the way to the bank"?
Me......trying to figure out how I'm going to pay my bills this month.
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If you can "see through the eyes of a child" Will you please share what you see or don't see?
A world that caters to my every whim, or at least it should. It's a shame childhood can't be the magical time it's supposed to be for every child. We grow up too soon.
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Do we come face to face with God on Death?
Don't know....but what would you say..?
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Things not to say on a first date.....
Are we going to hook up later?....because if not, damned if I'm spending all kinds of time and money on you.
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What is your favorite homemade food?
Perogies...with fried onions, bits of bacon...smothered in sour cream!
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Complete this sentence: Where there's _______________, there's _________________.
Where there's an obvious guilty verdict, there's some sleazy lawyer willing to appeal.
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I want to write a fantasy novel. But what kind of thing hasn't been done yet?
How about some unlikely scenarios dealing with things being the way they're supposed to be but in reality aren't. For example...honest poiticians, lawyers that really care about justice, teenagers that respect and admire their parents....talk about fantasy! :)
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What are some on-going issues in Canada?
When will the Maple Leafs (hockey team) win another Stanley Cup.
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How come when your at your lowest
It's been my experience that the type of people you're refering to respond favourably to a dose of their own medicine, if you're up for it. They seem to respect you more for it. Of course if they always kick you when you're down I'd move on and find new friends/acquaintances.
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Why did so many Germans during Hitler's dictatorship spy on one another?
Probably because of the paranoia that festered during that horribly dark period in human history. "Get somebody else before they get me".
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Christians or atheists: Who am I? Why am I here? Where am I going?
These are questions for you
A living, breathing human being.
To experience life, learn, love, make mistakes, laugh, cry.
Towards the ultimate end that awaits us all, nobody knows how long we have, or what lies beyond.
Christians live in hope of eternal life, atheists live, period.
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What don't you want to hear your surgeon say?
I'm way behind right now, nurse! take over!...Ive got another surgery to perform on the other side of town! Call me if you need me!
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When you ask a question on AB and receive an unkind reply does it make you angry or disappoint/hurt you?
Depends on the type of day I'm having. Some days I like a little verbal sparring (assuming you and your opponent are equally armed) but some days, I can't be bothered...literally, Happy Monday!
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Why do religious followers fail to use common sense?
Faith.
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Do you think atheism should be accepted as the modern form of salvation?
One is based on faith based beliefs..the other on lack of belief. Apples and oranges, so...no.
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If you had not been you what would you be?
Just another frustrated sperm launched on a journey to nowhere.
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Sad how things become more precious as you begin to lose them. Wineglasses for instance. Had 4,now have 1 from my son! Know what I mean?
As long as you don't lose all your marbles Rosie! (I'm desparately keeping track of mine)
Happy Thurday!
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Does the phrase "it can always get worse" give you comfort?
Not really...if you think about it the saying doesn't offer any hope at all. Just a suggestion you may have more suffering ahead of you.
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If you can't stand small talk but you're a heterosexual male, should you just tell a woman that and if she's good with it just do what
I know what you're saying. Unfortunately I think it's only in movies where the "strong silent types" get the girls. Most women like to have a conversation
with a guy they might be interested in.
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What's one part of you you'd gladly exchange for another?
My eyes...I'm sick of wearing glasses and laser surgery is out of the question.
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If you cry me a river, where do you suppose I contain them?
Heartbreak Lake
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What's a stupid thing to put on top of a pizza?
Your pet cat
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Convince me that there is hope for everyone?
We are never given anything we cannot handle...through adversity comes triumph.
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What's your favourite insult?
Come back again some time when you can't stay so long.
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"Whats up?"... (awkward silence). What am I meant to say?
"Not much...what's up with you?" (Put the ball back in their court).
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Why does my abdomen hurt so much?
There could be many reasons. The pain may be originating elsewhere but it just feels like it's in the abdomen (ex - lower back). Get it checked out by a doctor.
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What do you think is the universal need today?
The KFC Double Double
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What is the best way to deal with anger?
Perspective...no matter what's been done to me, I know worse things have probably been done to others. I dwell on that for a while. Then I think...they probably got over it. Besides...staying angry hurts only you.
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What can the government do to help strengthen the family relationship????
The last thing we need is more government interference. I think the help you seek should start at home.
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What is something you wouldn't ever do?
Nothing...it's too boring :)
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What's something you refuse to apologize for?
Anything people see as a flaw in me, that I have no control over.
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Is peace what humans want AFTER they get everything else and there lies the reason for WAR?
I think it's the peace whereby everybody lives happily ever after, but due to the inequitable division of resources around the globe...it ain't happening.
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What do our containers reveal about us?
Whether or not we can think outside the box?
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What myths would you like to see President Obama test when he appears on Mythbusters?
One man can change the world
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When do boys become men?
When they start wearing their caps frontwards and stop using ' like' for every fifth word in their conversations :o)
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Is there something you wear or use daily that belonged to someone else? How long have you had it and whose was it?
My heart...sniffle. all my life.
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People are most impressive when they don't try to be and least when they try very hard. What do you think?
Right you are Rosie! For me, humility trumps arrogance, every time....Happy Friday!
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So if it takes 60 seconds for Listerine to kill germs and you can only tolerate 20 sec, does that mean the germs were just injured?
Maybe you just killed 1/3 of them?
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You have to invent something that is totally not useful. What would it be?
A life insurance policy for muslim extremists
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Do you think strike is an efficient democratic tool??
No, absolutely not. I have been in various unions, non of them worth the dues they helped themselves to every payday. Whatever is lost while on strike is never regained.
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Why should she receive childsupport when she doesn't think her adult son should have to pay for the child he fathered?
Children should have the right to a happy healthy life, and not pay for their parents' immaturity and stupidity. The mother sounds like a shithead, but the children shouldn't be made to pay for her sins. Whoever the other half of this babymaking machine is has an obligation to the children he fathered, much like his mother and father had to him. What she thinks doesn't matter.
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Are there catch phrases from tv shows or movies, that you often use?
Doh!
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When God refuses to answer you, will you turn to atheism?
Why...will belief in atheism supply something belief in God can't?
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What's your guilty pleasure?
Butter tarts!!!
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why did you let me hide in your basement?
The kitchen, bedroom and living rooms were already taken.
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why does my cat want to play with the top of my head when i am trying to sleep
Sounds like your cats into head games (sorry, I couldn't help it)
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Some things just are. No controversy, no disagreement, nothing contentious. What things just are?
The large gap between the incredibly rich.....and the incredibly poor.
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Do you say hot dog, weiner, frankfurter or something else?
Street meat...I usually buy from the folks who have carts on the street.
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What would Bender do?
He'd do the robot dance..naturally!
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The only time that exists is now, therefore time travel is impossible? For a physical body to travel to another time...
I'm no expert by any means, but I believe if you're able to achieve the speed of light (which is impossible for us mere mortals)......some wierd things happen with time and space.
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Case 39, Who is going to watch it?
Not me. Ever since The Exorcist, I've decided I don't like scary movies.
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There are some celebrities who are very popular and I just don't get what all the fuss is about. Are we settling for average?
With the popularity of shows like 'The Hills' and more recently 'Jersey Shores'...I think below average is the new norm. They spawn 'celebrities' with no talent, no personality, and in a lot of cases...no class. God I miss Gilligan's Island!
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Describe a typical man made meal?
Turn on barbecue, put on meat, burn meat, burned meat good...
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If no punishing consequences would follow, then would there be any reason for a person to act morally?
For normal people with a conscience...definitely.
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How stupid can one get?
In matters of the heart, logical level minded people can become starry eyed fools.
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What would you NOT wear to a job interview?
Suit, tie and matching stilettos.
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It's your own fault you are poor. NOBODY ELSE'S. From the second you were conceived it is your responsibility. RIGHT?
From the second opportunity knocks and you decide whether to answer the door or not is when your responsibility enters the picture.
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Would you never go on welfare? What if your baby was dying from hunger?
That wouldn't be my first thought, although if nothing else worked, I definitely would.
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What do you think of people over 95 who still watch their diet like when they were 45? I think they're the greediest bums in the world.
I'm sure the employees at the places these old folks waterski, play golf, tennis and racquetball are more than happy for their business. And the old folks have earned the right to do these things...they don't feel entitled to things like a lot of twenty and thirty somethings...they've earned them through healthy lifestyles and positive attitudes. That's what I think of those 'over 95' people.
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how does god want us to treat our parents?
I'd be more concerned with how our parents want us to treat our parents.
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The pope mobile - Do you agree that nothing says "I have faith in God" like 3 inch bullet proof glass.
Nothing says "I have faith in 3 inch bullet proof glass" like having the pope ride behind it.
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HELP!!!
You've got nothing to hide. Be honest...weaving a web of lies will usually find you tangled up in it sooner or later. And sorry about your loss.
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If I gave you a plain sheet of paper and a pen.....what you gonna put on it ?
My bucket list
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The lady turns to you and says, does this dress make me look fat? (Exactly what was going through your mind )
So what do you say?
"Sorry..no speaka da english"
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I am 15 I desperatly want a baby I was pregnant but had a miscarrage and was devistated I kno theirs responsibility and my bf agrees
There's a lot of things I thought I wanted when I was 15. But thankfully when I matured I realized it was just a passing, immature phase. Babies are a lifetime commitment, not barbie dolls that you can discard when you're tired or bored with them. Concentrate on learning how to spell right now.
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Ok, I'm sitting at the piano. What do you want me to play for you?
I remember when rock was young...
Me and Susie had so much fun!
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why do some people act 'tough' behind their computer, but then in person are a real pussy?
I'll have you know I can act pretty tough in 'front' of my computer too...but seriously...being anonymous. No one knows you in the 'real world', so you can play act all you want.
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when you look into the mirror, what is it you see
This guy that's been with me my entire life, and will be until I die. We get along pretty well, luckily!
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How often are you operating on autopilot versus consciously thinking about what you are doing?
It seems whenever I do something I have done numerous times before, I tend to shift to "autopilot". At times I like it, it's almost like a little vacation for the brain. (Must be old age creeping up on me!) Good question.
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What city turned out to be a far more interesting destination than you had expected it to be?
Parenthood
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For your life to be perfect, what would have to change?
My definition of perfect :)
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If God has an email account, what will the address be ?
knockin@heavensdoor.everywhere
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I've decided not to wear 6 inch heels
Will you still be able to get on all the rides at the fair?
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What is a profession that women generally don't do?
Gigolo :)
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Do you believe in your religion just because you think you MUST?
Religion implies too many rules and rituals. I believe in a creator, period.
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What is the funniest out of office auto reply you have ever received?
I'm away making some changes in my life right now. If I don't respond to this email when I return....you were one of the changes.
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What is something that you consistently try hard to avoid doing?
Making mistakes. Needless to say, I am not always successful.
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Why does todays kids seem so disrespectful?
Disrespectful and entitled. I think it's because we tried so hard to be friends (instead of parents) with them, and wanted desperately for them to have it better than we did. So little Johnny and little Suzie could do no wrong...at least that's what they've been raised to believe.
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Where does the truth end and the deception begin?
When the speaker's eyes start darting around as they talk.
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What is your car plate number?
YDO-U-1-2NO
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Are men or women more likely to make changes for the other person in a relationship?
Much fun is made about the relationships between men and women in a marriage, but I think men do most of the "adjusting"...mostly to keep the peace.
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I have to write a scary paragraph; however, I can't think of something scary. Could you, would you, please give me some scary ideas?
The phone rings....you answer...the heavy breather on the other end compliments you on the nice outfit you're wearing...describing in detail how he likes the way you're wearing your hair today...
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how do you make a yamaha V Star 250 sound like a Harley?
Turn it off
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For me,U.S.A has lost the war, big time, What do you think??
War? When was this 'war' officially declared? To me when one country's army establishes military presence in another's country, that's an invasion.
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Why do some christians believe everyone is evil and no one is good, isn't that a bit of a negative way to see your fellow human?
Don't let it get to you. Fanatacism can be found in all areas of life...for example, KKK, Nazis, Terrorists ...a small mind is not the exclusive refuge of the holy roller.
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Why are there so many losers on AnswerBag that think it's funny or "cool" to give retarded, smart ass, meaningless answers?
If you're looking for the meaning of life, or information on how to split the atom...wtf are you doing on an internet Q and A site?
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Whats the most annoying thing in the world
Small minds and big egos.
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as a kid ,did you ever eat things you found growing wild ?
Oh yes....raspberries, blueberries, apples.
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If God,Allah, Buddha,Jesus jointly gave a commandment to their followers..."Thou Must Respect All Religions" would anyone pay attention?
I doubt it. In the show Saving Grace (played by Holly Hunter...good show, btw) her angel remarks, when the topic of different religions comes up..."why don't people realize all roads lead to the same place"...
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Money does not mean a lot, but lack of money means a whole hell of a lot. Do you agree?
Very astute observation. Yeah, I laugh when I hear the rich folks saying money isn't everything.
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Grandma's dialysis machine isn't going "ka plunkitah, ka plunkitah" anymore.
It's probably covered by warranty...Grandma, on the other hand.....
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What do you think about life ?
It's a great teacher.....but unfortunately it ends up killing all it's students.
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Besides dying, what do you most dread?
The return of George Bush Jr.
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Complete the sentence: Someday, I just might________________________.
discover the meaning of life.
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Where are you going? And why are you in that hand-basket?
Heck....sort of like hell...but in Heck you do get occasional coffee breaks.
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What would you do if you had three arms?
Pat myself on the back whenever I feel I deserve it.
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how to explain work experience at a restaurant in an application
Experience working in the food (serving, preparation) industry.
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Do you think questioning your country's motives is always unpatriotic or only if/when you disagree with the questions?
If the question is regarding my country's being at war with another nation...I think it should be asked. Too many have paid the ultimate price for motives that can be unclear and changing, depending on the administration of the day. They move on with the next election and families are left with to live with the devastating results.
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What is your heart saying to you right now?
Easy on the poutine there sailor....
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What is something in your life that has gotten better over time?
My ability to forget all the petty little hurts and insults that get hurled my way.
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what should i name my make up artist business? My name only or something different?
Shades of You
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Don't need money, don't need fame, don't need a credit card to ride this train, is the power of love a curious thing to you?
Ahhh Huey and the boys...great song.
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Why do humans think they are so important?
If we didn't...we'd all stop creating, inventing, researching, building...basically the human race would stop evolving.
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what is your comment on millions of people being lonesome together?
At least they have something in common!
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what is the real purpose of world?
Nobody knows why it exists.....but once it came into existence it became filled with purpose so that it may continue.
Bees have to pollinate, trees have to provide oxygen, the sun's rays warm and nurture, a food chain became established, rains water the plant life.....
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I get nervous when presention in front of class. Help?
I think a lot of people can relate to this. The one thing I find that helps me is to remember that nobody is judging you. All you're doing is passing on information. Think of it as a conversation. Being well prepared helps too.
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What causes our feelings and emotions?
Our highly developed intellect, which gives us the ability to determine when we are missing something, or when we're content.
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If men always complain women don't like sex, then why do men call sexually adventuresome women sluts, whores, loose, and promiscious?
Probably because the sexually adventurous women aren't being sexually adventurous with them!
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Which is more important news for you: people, places or events?
I think they're all connected....."Tom Cruise is seen getting out of a limo in Hollywood for the screening of his new thriller, Mission Impossible 12"...
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Is nudity synonymous with sexuality?
It depends on the nudist... :)
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Have all of your hopes and dreams and goals been shattered? Did you shatter them?
I blame it all on never finding one of those elusive "round tuits"....as in, I'll do that when I get a round tuit....
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whats the most expensive t-shirt you have brought.
The one I bought to wear under my wedding tuxedo....
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What does it mean to be male or female?
In spite of what Beyonce is trying to say in her song "If I Were A Boy"...being a male means
being a loving, sensitive, caring human being. In other words...same as being a female.
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What are good remedies for sleeping?
Some people are just light sleepers. I had myself tested at a sleep clinic and it turns out I don't have sleep apnea, I'm just a light sleeper.
I find I sleep best when I haven't drank any alcohol, not too much coffee and gotten lots of exercise during the day.
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When do I tell a girl I like her?
When you know you like her. Time marches on, don't wait.
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Do you stupid people have feelings as in emotions or are you to stupid to realize it?
We have feelings (ps...it's 'TOO' stupid, not 'TO' stupid)
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Whats the dumbest question you ever asked or heard?
Whenever you tell someone you've lost something...."Where did you lose it"?
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What I find so disturbing about the obesity rates in the western world is that they now seem to be
I think we're getting lazy. It's amazing how much money people will spend on piercings, tatoos, wild hairstyles...to give themselves what they consider a 'unique' look. But spend some time in a gym to get in shape?!...no way! Now THAT would be a unique look!
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Can you show me a bible prophecy that is not as vague as Nostradamus’ prophecies?
I think it's much ado about nothing when discussing people like Nostradamus and DaVinci. They were just a couple of guys...poets and artists.
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What thoughts do you not want running through people's minds while you are on the beach?
Whale, hippopotamus, elephant, pillsbury doughboy...
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Why don't you try harder?
I'm trying to transition myself into retirement....oooops!...gotta go!..coffee break....
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Why should I have to wear miniskirts or short shorts, tight tops that show my cleavage, and heels just to be accepted?
To be accepted where.....a strip club? I prefer that women leave something to the imagination.
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How do you get inspired to do things in other words motivated?
I don't think there's any magic formula for that. Just dive in...the sooner you start...the sooner you'll finish.
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Throw the bums out! Every election sees this cry for change in Congress. How do we keep the new reps from becoming part of the system?
Performance based salaries, with monthly reviews by independent parties.
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What would say is the ultimate best ab exercises for men?
Whenever someone offers you a beer, place both hands firmly in front of you and decline the offer. The more often you repeat, the better shape your abs will be in, ( if combined with a practical diet and exercise routine).
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Is the world more insane than ever before?
No...I think the level of insanity has remained fairly constant. We're just more aware of it thanks to technology.
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The Taliban is stronger now than before....we've been there 9 years. Doesn't it stand to reason we are the cause, not the solution?
Every time I hear it called a 'war'....I cringe. It's an invasion, and while the loss of 3,000 innocent lives in '911' was tragic...imagine how many innocent lives have been lost in the countries that have been occupied.
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"I am not the one who can cast the first stone" What does it mean?
You are not without sin...if you believe in that sort of thing.
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How can I overcome my mental, emotional or physical suffering?
Hope, confidence, strength....and trust in the person you know best....yourself.
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If you were asked to give a testimonial for yourself, what would you say or write?
I feel I know this person better than anybody in this room...we've been together since birth and will probably die together. I know what he's thinking, his likes and dislikes...I never go anywhere without him. We're inseparable!
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How do you feel when someone threatens you?
Amused
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Ever walked nude in the rain?
Yes....come to think of it my wife took her time coming to bail me out later!
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If the girls on that tv show the hills on mtv are so rich why can't they afford a brain transplant?
They would no longer be qualified to "star" on the show.
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Do we see reality any better then a gold fishs concept of its reality?
A goldfish probably sees it much better. What it does with the information is much less complicated too, I imagine.
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What's the opposite of a "bucket list"?
A f*ck it list.
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what is the largest land carnivore
Oprah Winfrey
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How did Heinrich Himmler meet his death ?
Nobody in the room knew the Heinrich maneouvre.
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In the liklihood that there is life on other planets would there be any need for an intelligent species to ever evolve?
interesting question. The process of evolution as I understand it, is one where improvements are made (albeit painfully slowly) to a species, and weaknesses are removed. To what ultimate goal...who knows? Perhaps even the human race as we know it will be unrecognizable in a million years...if we still exist at all.
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How do I get out of an endless spiral of: Not saving, sleeping in, being angry, not studying, giving up on stuff, ?
Re-evaluate your importance in life. Sounds like you're depressed...we've all been there. What helped me was realizing that we get one shot at things. you can either sleepwalk through life...or stop and appreciate some of the great things it can offer...if you give it a chance.
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Why are people closer to life when faced with death?
I think it makes you realize how fleeting life is. And if given a second chance...you want to fully experience the people, places and things it offers before it is really over.
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what color do you wish you could change grass into?
Yellow, the colour of wheatfields and sunshine. I could live with that.
Although the dog poop on my lawn would stand out a lot more.
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I'd like to know why people are so insistent on expressing their hate of god?
Because they can. It's their right. What's not right is painting all people that believe in God(s)
with the same tainted brush. To believe in God(s) is also...their right.
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Would you get a person fired for making you wait while they chat with a friend or relative?
Sounds harsh. I don't think the punishment fits the crime in this case.
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Believers, non-believers, who can you count on always?
Always?...nobody. Remember...human....imperfect....even you have probably let yourself down on occasion.
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Which is the most power-filled word?
Hope....followed closely by courage.
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Do you think you are the chosen one, or not the chosen one.?
I think I'm the second runner up. If for any reason...the chosen one is unable to perform their duties....
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Do you push people away when you feel they are too close to you?
I think I do. Not sure of the reason, but I'm sure Dr Phil would have some theories.....Great question.
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Catholics: How do the worldwide catholic sex offenses make you feel about the religion you chose to follow?
This is a rhetorical question right? Any decent, well adjusted respectable human being should be offended by it, in the very least. Bear in mind, all religions are created by man, and subject to the weaknesses and faults inherent as part of the human condition. I'm sure if you dig deep enough, you will find dirt in every institution.
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Do you believe, "Whatever will be, will be?"
Yes. Regardless of what we do, things will occur......as a result of our actions, or inaction.
I think people interpret this saying as don't worry about what will happen, because destiny will determine the outcome. But we do have a say in what unfolds....things will unfold based on what is done, or not done.
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Whats wrong with driving an old van around and offering candy to kids?
3 out of 4 dentists will tell you it's bad for their teeth. where this 4th dentist is...who knows, he or she never seems to be available for comment.
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What fascinates you more than anything else does?
Man's inhumanity towards each other....whether it's feuding neighbours or nations at war.
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When we say the brave gave their lives can we be reasonably certain they didn't intend to?
I oftern wonder about the psychology of war. How does one prepare themself for the fact that they could die any minute...just because it's your job to kill someone else before they kill you. I think a soldier has to be of the mindset that they will probably die.
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What is something that never fails to crack you up?
Any Abbott and Costello routine. Their most famous one is the classic Who's on first?
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What is the least heard of remedy for Insomnia that you have used? I have severe insomnia and Nothing conventional is working.
Before I developed tinnitus, ear plugs used to work. They would make you feel like you were in a 'cocoon of silence'...very comforting. Unfortunately now all they do is
'lock in' the damn buzzing noises and I have to resort to background noises...like a fan running all night.
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On the 37th day The Messiah, The ONE, The Great Hope and Change, Healer of the Planet, decreed "plug the damn hole" and it was done. Not?
A true modern day tragedy...plugging the hole is only the beginning of the healing.
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If you were forced to change your name, what would be your new name?
Superman
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Is it good to have a great imagination to which you can escape if you need to get away or does that make living in the real world harder?
Hi Rosie...you do ask the darndest questions!
I think there's a fine line between living in your imaginary world and the real world.
If you escape to the former too often, and enjoy it a little too much...you may be in danger of losing touch with the latter. But I understand what you're asking...it's nice to get away to your 'special place' now and then.
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If you had a chance to name America, what name would you give it?
Obesica
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I like to listen to sad songs that make me cry and are about death and losing someone, can anyone name a title or two and the artist?
Georgie Boy - Rod Stewart
Joey - Bob Dylan
Indiana Wants Me - R Dean Taylor
Everybody Hurts - REM
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Is happiness a choice? If so, why would anyone not choose to be happy?
Great question. Most normal, well adjusted, self confident people probably wouldn't.
Except for when a loved one dies, or you lose your job, or your partner cheats on you, or you get a serious illness....Life seems to keep testing us.
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signs if a girl is playing hard to get with you?
She gives you a glimmer of hope, but not much more.
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what does it mean when i got wasted friday night and puked all day sat. and its monday now and i still feel like shit?
Maybe you're getting old...just kidding...sort of. The hangovers seem to grow in length as we grow in years.
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How do you safely attach a concrete birdbath bowl and base? Ie: concrete adhesive???
There's an adhesive that will bond just about any two materials. I believe it's called 'No More Nails'.
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If you say something and someone says "you're nuts" what do you say back....."takes one to know one" or something else?
Usually in my most sarcastic tone...."Thanks for pointing that out...and yourself"?
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What do you do if you get a magazine in the mail and a bill for the subscription and you didn't order it? There's no # to call either...
Nothing....just toss it (in the recycle bin of course...)
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Should I be afraid of the internet generation not hiring me in the future because they're a bunch of shallow ADD tech zombies with no soul?
Who'd want to work for people like that anyway?
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my mum smacked my ass 4 times with a wooden spoon for swearing at her. Was this wrong of her?
Imagine how you would feel if you were her and your kid disrespected you that way.
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I need a baby boy name that goes well with my two daughters names. They are Olivia Rose and Isabella Leonia. Any ideas?
Antonio Massimo
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What spins around and around in a never ending pattern?
The four seasons
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Name someone that really gets around?
Casanova really used to get around from what I hear...
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Stilettos And Sweatpants, A good idea?
Only if you're going to Walmart.
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Whst is a good name for a boy that not many people use?
Monty
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What could you do when you were younger that you cannot do now?
Crawl into bed with my parents.
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Can you learn a two minute speech in one night?
When I was younger...no problem...now.......what was the question?
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will you ask me a question?
Sure...why is there an expiry date on water bottles?
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A foolish person is one who ___________
Is incapable of learning from their mistakes.
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is automation a good thing or a bad thing? (opinion)
Some is....how would you like to have to wash your clothes on a rock in a stream ?
If cars were all built by hand nobody would be able to afford one. Automation was supposed to relieve man from his daily monotonous, tedious tasks. Unfortunatley the down side is a lot of people lose their jobs, or have to get re-training...ideally.
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Would you like another __________?
I'd like to buy a vowel Pat.....
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What if sex were a CHORE that we HAD to do in order to reproduce?
What?!...that's number 7 on my 'honey do' list!
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"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction." -- Blaise Pascal
Any thoughts?
Or from brainwashing, as in WW II.
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Why do old people suck at driving when they have had the most experience?
Just like a car, things deteriorate with age. Why do young people get involved in so many accidents, even with their better sight, hearing, reaction time, etc. Lack of experience. It's a combination of experience, good health, and good judgement that make a good driver.
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If it were possible for anyone to give up 'free choice' what would become of them?
I think a fellow by the name of Adolph tried something like that with the German people back in the early 40's.
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What do you think we are made of?
Chocolate
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Is being proud a bad thing?
I think if you've earned the right to be proud through some accomplishment, go for it. Just don't make it a pemanent personality trait....because I'm sure there will also be things you do that make you feel less than proud.
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Some always look at the downside/negative through a glass darkly. Do they know something we don't or is it the other way around?
Well I've heard it said that the best way to avoid disappointment is to always expect the worst. Not a very pleasant way to go through life though, is it? Happy Tuesday Rosie.
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Where does the need to "one-up" come from...you know, the guy/gal who can't wait for you to stop talking so he/she can top you?
I don't know. There's also the ones that can't wait for you to stop talking, and talk over you. I find them tiresome and boring. The people that talk the most seem to have the least to say.
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what year were fishnet stockings first popular
The year the fishnet manufacturing company made way too many fishnets.
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Why are kids so mean to each other?
We are born very self centred, it takes a lot of learning and living to realize that others are just as important as we are, and there's more to be gained by treating others with respect.
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Sandra Bullock is divorcing Jesse James. Nice to see a woman who realizes she deserves better right?
Yes....but it makes me wonder what she expected. The guy seems like a jerk, I don't think he's any different today than he was when they met. Why do women go for the 'bad boys' then go into shock when the bad boys behave...like bad boys.
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Two hookers spent the night of 9/10/01 in Newton,MA shacked up with the terrorists of 9/11. What were their names and name of hotel?
The two hookers: Ann Greepriks and Betty Cantgetitup.
The hotel: Lost Resort
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what do you think is the cause of the narcissistic society that we now live in?
A generation being raised to believe they are special regardless of how well they do. I think it's because of a guilt complex whereby modern parents want their children to have a better life than they did, at all costs.
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What do you remember about your Junior- Senior's Prom?
Arriving with my dad and leaving with my mom.
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what is a UFO
Usually it's an Unsubstantiated Fraudulent Occurence.
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why are people mean
Perhaps if they were to be nice and respectful.... their artificial self image would be destroyed, and they'd be forced to deal with reality. ie that they're not 'bad ass' and better than everyone else, but in fact, the same as everyone else.
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What is the ultimate question of mankind?
How to come up with a viable,renewable energy resource that is not harmful to us or the planet.
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Do you think people get less intelligent with each generation ?
Intelligence is a relative thing. An intelligent farmer from the 1400's would not be so intelligent by today's standards..agreed? It's hard to judge the youger generation, not having experienced the world through their eyes. I do however, find less empathy today, amongst younger people for whatever reasons. But I don't think they are less intelligent. They just care about different things.
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How many monkeys do it take to put in a light buld?
One....unless it's a union shop....in which case there would be seven.
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how do you get over an obsession with a guy?
Realize that no matter how fabulous you think someone might be, someone somewhere is probably putting up with their BS.
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See Tiger is to play Charlotte - can you create a suitable tabloid heading?!
Tiger: Will Try To Outstroke Competition In NC
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When does brave become foolhardy?
When the results of your bravery will have little or no effect on anyone, or anything.
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The devil lies. What if he is a shapeshifter and pretends he's God? How can imperfect humans outwit a shapeshifting, sweet-talking devil?
I think we're all born with an inherent knowledge of what is right and wrong. A moral compass, so to speak. Your life experiences may alter the way in which you read it, but I truly believe we all have this knowledge.
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whats the worst thing to do infront of your parents?
Act civilized and treat us with respect, it makes us suspicious.
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After eating the fruit from the tree of knowledge Eve's curse was painful chilbirth, but Adam's curse was pretty much non-existant?
Adam was punished by removal from a utopian existence where he could live in eternal happiness and not have to work (sweat) merely to survive, which many of us do today.
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Why do people, who think they are better than you, post negative comments on here?
Because they think they're better than you...and you should, in return...totally disregard what these morons think....about anything.
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Would you agree that Faith is caught, not taught?
Religious faith is taught. It's up to the student whether or not they choose to live their life based on it.
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Is the lying gene passed from a father to his sons?
I believe we all have the ability to lie within us. It's the environment you're raised in that determines whether or not it becomes part of your nature.
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What's the worst thing anyone ever said to you, & why?
"We were friends but you crossed that line". Embarassing and humiliating at the same time.
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What do men really want?
A companion that understands that in any relationship there will be good times and bad times but is willing to work at it.
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Name the worst death ever.
One that goes entirely unnoticed.
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If time could not/did not exist before the big bang how could God have existed?
If God is 'all knowing', and is aware of things before they happen, or has a plan for everyone/everything...time must not be part of the equation. How could it be possible to know now,... what will happen in a million years, if you are bound by the constraints of time? It's all very confusing for this mere mortal. So what works for me is...He isn't bound by the constraints of time, time ...or...
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I don't do anything for myself, only for others. I do not like my life. I feel trapped. I want to get away, what is wrong with me?
You don't do anything for yourself. Before you can do things for yourself that will make you happy...you have to figure out what makes YOU happy. Not as easy as it sounds.
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Why is it important for so many Christians for their religion to saturate all aspects of their and others' lives?
I don't feel it's a problem for me personally. There are people that are 'overly enthusiastic' about far worse things. If someone needs reinforcement occasionally to assure them the path they have chosen is right for them, and they don't impinge on your personal freedom...what's the problem? You have the option of disregarding them, and just walking away.
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If you don't believe in the possibility of the impossible, then you are left with no hope. Why would anyone choose despair over hope?
I believe 'impossible' is a relative term. There was a time it was impossible for humans to fly...then the airplane was invented. Before the invention...it was 'impossible'.
That's why I like to keep an open mind. Good question Rosie!
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What do you like best about the hometown where you grew up?
That it's 400 miles away.
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You are an alien tuning in to Earth's frequency, listening to everything. What are your thoughts?
Who is this Tiger Woods?
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Is your family positive or negative?
Negative and well grounded
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Do you think when the final count is in that Tiger will be up to 18 holes?
Tiger usually doesn't lose his balls...this may be an exception...definitely, 18 and counting...
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Do your parents have a say over who you date?
No...but my wife does...
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There are just two kinds of people in this world, those who ______ and those who ______?
will, won't
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Why do dogs look around so guiltily when they squat to have a poop?
I thought they were looking for an audience. Seriously...maybe it's because they're putting themselves in a vulnerable position, and they want to be sure there are no predators nearby.
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Do you believe life is harder for a single parent are a married couple?
If the marriage is solid, it's definitely easier for the married couple. If it isn't I think the stress of being in an unhappy marriage combined with the difficulties of being a parent might be worse than being a single parent.
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If you died today, what do you think people might miss about you?
May ability to annoy, amuse, befuddle, help, ignore, love, listen, screw up, support, praise, respect, aggravate...in other words...my human shortcomings, and strengths.
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Should I make a firm commitment to always remain noncommital?
Definitely maybe.
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Is being silly always silly or is it sometimes sensible?
When you'r playing with your children, grandchildren, or pet dog....very sensible.
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When a girl likes you but pretends that she is not looking at you, even though she wants you to look at her what does that mean?
It's all part of the 'dance'...(let them know you're interested then play coy). Talk to her...you've got nothing to lose.
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I DONT CARE about tiger woods or his private life! Do you?
I used to like watching him golf, he is a phenomenal golfer. But he is also just a human being, unfortunately a very well known one...so he is a 'commodity'. I personally don't go out of my way to follow what's happening..but it's hard to avoid it.
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You're an apple, how far from the tree did you fall?
About 400 miles. But I go back and visit sometimes.
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I think happy people are usually kind to others and unhappy people are usually the ones who verbally smack and attack others for no reason. What do you think?
Very true. Building themselves up at someones else's expense.
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What's the saddest quote you have ever heard?
Please share it/them.
"The answer my friend, is blowin' in the wind" because it implies there are no answers to life's important questions.
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Can you tell me what is behind you right now without looking?
My boss!...oops!
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I have never had an issue with someone else's religion or who someone chooses to love, have you? Why do some people care?
Nope. But to some, simply stating your beliefs are seen as an accusation by others that anyone not of the same mind is wrong and probably a fool. I don't get it. Happy Monday Rosie!
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What golf club should you use when attacking a Cadillac SUV?
I'd go with a sand wedge because of the extra metal in it.
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What would your parrots saying be?
Graaak!...Those crackers aren't going to walk over here by themselves...graaaak!!
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I'm feeling very generous today so answer anything and i'll give you max points i could give.. but no offensives please..
I'd like to be...under the sea...in an octopus's garden, in the shade...
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Do other people lift your spirits more than they bring them down?
Some do, I've often wondered what joy people get out of trying to bring others down.
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Just because you _____, doesn't make you a _____!
make a baby,..... parent!
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Can you say with 100% certainty that there are no nude pictures of you on the internet?
I don't think there's any nude pictures of me anywere...except for those baby pictures, which I'm not even sure are of me... :o)
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Why is it necessary to nail the lid closed on a coffin?
Good question. With a few cubic yards of dirt on top, nothing's going to lift the sucker!
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Does spelling matter?
I think so. If your question read: "Duz speling mattur", I don't think anyone would even take it seriously.
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What is your worldview? (On what do you base your decisions, philosophies, morals, ethics, etc?)
I think my view is a more 'localized' one. Most of my decisions, morals, etc. are based on situations directly related to my everyday life. As much as I'd like to help the world...certain constraints, job, bills, family issues, parental responsibilities... keep me at a more mundane level.
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I think when Hatred enters the room, logic/reason/common sense flees through the window. What do you think?
Along with compassion and empathy.
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What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Their face
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A boy has a toy, but a man has a ______.
collateral
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Has Tiger's Birdies put him in the Rough?
He's gone quite a few strokes over par, it appears.
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How can I be more outgoing around new people?
Don't worry about always saying the right thing. Relax, be yourself...don't 'rehearse'things you'd like to say in your mind first. Be spontaneous. Nobody is as judgmental of you as you think.
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What's the worst song that could be played at a funeral?
Start Me Up - Rolling Stones
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I am always a sucker for_______________?
A pretty face.
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Do you think the government should put a "child limit" on people that recieve welfare?
By 'the government' you mean you me, and everybody that pays taxes. You're right, we should have a say in how our tax dollars are spent...from welfare to outrageous politicians' salaries.
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Do you generally try to give people a little wiggle room, cut them "some slack" , give them a break or is that not your style?
I give them the same wiggle room I would like to get in return. I guess another word for it is respect.....Happy Thursday Rosie!
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Have you ever had feelings for someone that were so strong it hurt?
yes....(sniffle)
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The teenager "rolled his eyes" at you and then _______! What word (s) can you use to complete the sentence?
proceeded to clean out my refrigerator.
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Name some cheesy song?
Anything by Air Supply.
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What do you think about Obama sending 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan?
I like Michael Moore's idea. Just send the sons and daughters of the very wealthy and influential...then you might see a shift in the philosophy behind the 'war'.
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Where is God right now?
Wherever you want Him to be.
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Is it possible to be so right that you are wrong?
It's possible to be so right that you will be very alone.
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What should guys do on a first date?
Find out if you like her enough to bother with a second date.
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Can you describe New Moon in one word?
vapid
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Don't you know that those who don't believe in Gosh will go to Heck?
Well I'll be darned!
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What sends 'chills up your spine'?
Seeing something that is 'abnormal'. Like that scene in 'The Exorcist' where the girl's head spins around.
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Was 9/11 & everything since simply the west reaping what its sowed around the world? "Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore".
That's probably closer to the truth than most would like to admit. When will society learn that violence just creates more violence. Humans are retaliatory by nature...when they are attacked (whatever the reason), they fight back.
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you see a woman wearing fishnet stockings?
Hallowe'en
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Do you like that Elton John song "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me"?
Sounds like The Bitch Is Back.
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I think most of u people are old.Does this bother you?
Not the least bit. I've got some news for you...getting old is contagious...
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Can you imagine how God came or where did he came from?
No, thinking about it is like trying to imagine an eternity that always was and always will be. I cannot comprehend it. So I don't try.
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Are those things real?
Yeah...real expensvie!v
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What makes a man wise?
Acknowledgement that he isn't.
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What would be the funniest thing to throw in a friends face without harming them?
Your granny's panties
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What is your wish this coming christmas?
My mother's suffering will end.
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If I read enough incredibly stupid, indecipherable questions, will I become pregnant?
That only happens when people sleep on top of one another silly! That's why we got rid of the bunk beds.
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Can you give me a good name for a pub quiz team? We have used "Sorry officer I didn't realise she was ony..." which works quite amusingly with a low score but we need some new ones, please anyone?
As Ready As We'll Never Be
We're Not Smart But We're Cute
Next Question Please
Glad That You Asked Us
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Are cats ungrateful?
I think they respond positively when you do something that makes them happy, but I don't think it's a conscious effort...more of a reaction.
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Is your hair prematurely gray?
Heck yeah! It started at 19.
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Have you ever cheated? and if so what were your reasons
Yes. If I came home with another 'D' in math my dad would have whooped me good!
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What questions should you never stop asking?
The ones that concern you enough that you keep thinking about them.
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What seemed magical to you as a child?
Christmas, without a doubt...then I found out Santa wasn't real....
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It is raining since yesterday.
this sentence is correct or incorrect
'Is' is present tense....I agree with Brian1.
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Do you like Ukrainian food?
I think perogies should be one of the basic food groups, in a class by themselves. Yes!
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Someone has taken the last cookie from the cookie jar!!! Are YOU Guilty or Innocent?
immmifnt!....(burp)....
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What is your spouse's most admirable quality?
Her taste in men :o)
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Do you ever regret regretting?
Regrets, I've had a few...regrettably, some were more regretful than others.
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I know there's ALL KINDS OF REASONS why a baby will cry; hungry, wet, teething, an ailment. . . . . . .ETC. ETC.! But to hear a baby cry just makes my heart "break"! Why is it so poignant to me?
I think it's designed to get your attention. When my kids were young and I'd hear someone else's baby crying...I had a gut reaction to it. It bothered me.
But not any more (thankfully!)
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What are you most interested in?
Searching for an elusive inner peace.
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Were there any decent TV shows when you were younger?
Lost in Space
The Munsters
Beverly Hillbillies
Get Smart
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Who is to blame for the problems in your life?
My cat.
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I never had a girlfriend and fear that I never will. I like girls but every time I take a risk I wind up feeling humiliated and worthless. Im 21 and I feel like I will never meet a beautifull girl. What should I do?
Life is all about taking risks. From choosing between two job offers, buying the right car, voting for the right politician. Just go with the flow. Learn to laugh at yourself a little maybe. It'll happen.
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Why are some people so mean when someone else is just trying to be nice and get along?
Being nice is the equivalent of being the slowest (and therefore easiest target) in the herd. The 'predator' senses they will not get any grief from you as they display their insecurities, which in their minds is probably a show of strength to others.
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What do these lyrics mean to you?
"Philadelphia freedom took me knee-high to a man
Yeah gave me peace of mind my daddy never had"
What happened in Philadelphia (Billie Jean King/Bobbie Riggs...Billie Jean was gay) made him feel better about his sexuality when he was a young boy (knee high) to when he was a fully grown man. I think he means it gave him strength to carry on.
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If you could have just one thing given to you right now, other than money, what would it be?
More energy
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Do you compare yourself with others? Or are you the best?
Imagine if you were the best at whatever you did. Wouldn't you wonder if people liked and respected you just because of it, and not for who you are. I find just being myself is enough.
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How do atheist express their love for the rest of humanity?
Love is better expressed, one person at a time. If you can't love the guy next door, how can you claim to love 'humanity'? I think atheists do it the same way as christians or any other faiths,.....kindness towards other people in their lives.
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What unusual combination of things, do You most enjoy, in a sandwich?
Chicken and cashews
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What's one thing you really hated doing, when growing up?
Growing old
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Chocolate?
Chocolate isn't a question....it's obviously the answer !
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Your partner turns out to be a Vampire. How would you live with this?
I wouldn't let my insurance company know, because life insurance for the surviving spouse 'forever' could really add up!
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Who benefits more from in marriage, Males or Females?
Most women will probably tell you that men do. Most men will probably also tell you that men do. Don't believe everything you hear.
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"My seas have no water, my beaches have no sand, my towns have no people, and my mountains have no land. What am I?"
Earth - 2013
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Would you rather be naive and innocent or jaded and wise?
I think you eventually become the latter, life's like that.
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When might smaller, be better?
The other person you carpool with in your 'Smart' car.
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When you are sad, is it better to put on a happy face or go about sad all day?
That's what others want to see, but if it's not genuine, you can tell. Everyone's allowed to be sad occasionally.
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What on earth is that on your face?
My oxygen aquisition apparatus. (aka my nose)
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What's one word, that YOU HOPE NO ONE ever uses, to describe you?
superior
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What's a song YOU used to like, but have heard SO many times, that you just do not like it so much, anymore?
Little Red Corvette - Prince (or whatever the heck it is he's called nowadays)
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Why do we hate?
Perceived differences, inability to understand another's behaviour. Hate seems to be the most appropriate reaction when trying to understand doesn't seem worthy of the hater's time.
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What is the beginning and end of all things?
Death
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Would you be concerned, if we actually made contact with an alien life form?
I'd be afaid of infecting them with the H1N1 virus.
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Are cats aliens from outer space that have secretly enslaved humans?
I think dogs might be. We follow them around with little bags for their "business", and cater to their every need. Cats I find are more independent. But you're right..we do tend to cater to their every need as well. :o)
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How do you handle people that "never hear a word you say?"
Brutal honesty...
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What was the silliest or most minor thing you ever got in trouble for, or at least scolded for, at school?
Throwing snowballs in the schoolyard.
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FIRST WORD that comes to mind? I will analyse and respond
Banana
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Are YOU the type of ABer, that make comments about people's grammar, spelling, question's category, etc.? If so, WHY? (It's all in FUN, remember?)
True, if it's just about here...but there's more to life than answerbag. If you can't spell and don't know how to put a sentence together in the real world...it's not so much fun.
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What has the world promised you but never delivered?
Reward for hard work and effort
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What food comes to mind when you hear the word "leftovers"?
Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and lots of it.
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Can you know a female musician that is openly a lesbian?
K D Lang
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If you could have your own crew of Seven Dwarfs, ala Snow White, what would your seven be named?
Ay, Bee, See, Dee, Eee, Eff, and Gee.
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Do you have to excel at something to feel good about yourself?
That's a very interesting question. I think that I probably do...now that I stop and think about it.
Happy Friday, Rosie.
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What are the advantages of marriage?
You never have to worry about getting a date when you get invited somewhere.
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If you could pick your life's work again, what would that be?
I've often thought teaching would be a very fulfilling career. Of course I'd have to drastically work on my public speaking skills.
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Spiritually Speaking: who is more polite Christians or atheists?
Spiritual politeness ? I think there are good and decent human beings in both of these categories. Narrow mindedness isn't specific to either.
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Is it better to feel good or look good?
Feeling good by far, which isn't to say just because you feel good you have to look like crap... :0)
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What can't wait until tomorrow?
Today's actions.
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Did you listen to the details of the execution by lethal injection of John Allen Muhammad, the Washington Sniper? I did and thought they were pretty horrific. Do you agree?
No, I didn't realize we could. Was he not declared 'insane' and if he was...wouldn't any future insane defense arguments be affected by this ?
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Whats the most expensive thing you've ever lost?
My bachelourhood.
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What do you think Mona Lisa was doing right before posing for her portrait (considering her smile)?
She just got a joke someone told her three days before.
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What subject did you struggle with in high school?
Chemistry..protons, neutrons, positive and negative charges, balanced equations!...duhh...
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Did Sesame Street teach young kids how to watch TV?
I think I had that figured out long before Sesame Street. The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Hour was part of the curriculum.
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True or False? The older you get, the less fear you have of death
The older I get, the less ominous it appears...however when my time comes, I'm sure I'll be somewhat scared.
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What is the funniest butt tattoo that you could think of?
This was actually not as close to the ground when I first got it!
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What are those things on the ceiling?
Footprints....hmmmmm
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If someone killed someone you love dearly what would you do about it?
Hopefully they would be caught, and brought to trial. I would unleash a torrent of verbal abuse on them during the 'victim impact statement' that would make them wish they were the ones that had been killed. Legally, that's all I could do.
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What is your favorite "loaded" question?
Dirty Harry asking the punk if he's wondering how many bullets are left in the gun pointed at him.
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If someone walked up to you on the street, and said, "wait right there its very important" How long would you stand there?
If it's during the workday, until my shift back at the office would be over...if it's on the weekend...thirty seconds...
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What is the main cause of evil things in the world?
Assuming there will be no consequences for your actions.
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What's the best cure for hiccups?
What's worked for me in the past was a good scare. But it has to be a genuine scare (something you don't see coming)..you may die of a heart attack, but you won't have the hiccups! :o)
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Talk about been literally hitting the booze while driving, what do you think of this $200,000 forklift accident in a Russian booze warehouse?
I wonder about the safety of the shelving, and how high the boxes were stacked on them. And I also wonder about the driver...who I believe was impaired, and eventually fired.
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If you owned a bar.... What would you name it?
He's N She's
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If you owned a bar & a motel & combined them what would you name it?
The 'Sleep It Off'
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Do space aliens wear shoes?
Extra large terrestrials, I think they're called.
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Is it trashy to be able to see the whale tale (as they call it ) on a girls gstring...or attractive?
It looks like someone that likes attention to me. I doubt if the wearer is unaware. I find it sexier if things are left to the imagination and not 'in your face'.
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Why do so many people search for the "meaning of life?" Who said life has an inherent meaning?
The alternative to this would be admitting your life is meaningless.
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Have you put your lawn mower up for the winter yet?
Naww, she would probably get quite upset if I tried that on my wife.
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What would happen if and after I cut one of my nipples off?
Once you've been properly treated and sedated, your close friends and relatives would be trying to find you a good psychiatrist.
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Is religion real or fake?
Oprah was doing a show on cultures around the world yesterday. In Denmark, where there are a large number of people that are more spritual than religious, and yes...some athiests, the crime rate was low and people were generally happier. In Rio de Janiero, where a large number of the population were religious, praying daily (that's were the large statue of Jesus on the mountain is), the...
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What is your reaction, when you overhear two "street gang" members chatting, and one says to the other, "There's less than 70 shoplifting days before Xmas?"
The five fingered discount...alive and well. :o)
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When you see other couples argue does it make you glad your single?
It makes me realize that we're all pretty much in the same boat.
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What do you see when you look at yourself in the mirror?
What others see when they look at me.
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what is the meaning of life?
To keep us guessing.
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What could someone be seeing if they're in a car and tell the driver, "STOP THE CAR!"?
A sign advertising 'free beer'.
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Who is a good person? What is the absolute measure to measure goodness?
Someone that is consciously making an effort to be kind and giving to others, whether anyone is watching or not.
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What is today?
A temporary situation.
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What are the common mistakes people make on a first date?
I would think talking constanly about yourself, showing little interest in the person you're with would be one of them.
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When you picture the Vietnam War, which songs come to mind?
Purple haze, by Jimi Hendrix.
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Can a Logical Person beat an Illogical person in an arguement?
I think it depends more on the character of the participants. A loud, aggressive person will probably get the last word in every time, regardless of their logic, or lack thereof.
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What is the most important word
Forgiveness
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If I were your worst enemy...What would you say to me right now?
Were you born that way, or is it something you work real hard at every day?
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What feels better than having just had a shower?
A day of doing exactly what 'you' want to do.
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Huked un fonix wurked fur mie. dit et fur yoo?
It haz maid a wurld of diferens 4 mi comunicayshun skilz.
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Name something that you use over and over again.
My toothbrush.
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Can I trust you with the combination to the safe?
Trust me to forget it?...definitely!
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Both are gone, unfortunately, but of the two piano virtuosos, which one did/do you prefer? Victor Borge [embedded video], or Liberace [linked]? (My personal favorite was Victor.)
Victor for me. I found Liberace irritating to watch.
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What do you want more of?
Butter tarts
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What do you do that once you start you just can't stop? Humor welcome!
Breathe
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I'm a little rusty. Care to help me practice? :)
OK...assume the position....
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Is your glass 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?
When you think about this question, the correct answer is both. Philisophically speaking, I'm going with both, a little pessimism, a litle optimism. :o)
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What should a man do if a woman punches him?
Tell her how fat she looks in those jeans she's wearing then walk away with your head held high.
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Are you where you belong?
I have a hunch that, being human,.... no matter where I am, I feel like I should be somewhere else.
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What/who is your favorite monster?
The phantom of the opera.
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What always makes you happy when you think about it?
Our dog who we had to put down about two years ago. He was the most gentle soul you'd ever meet.
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Has anyone seen my chickens?
Yes...they were all arguing over why they should cross the road....
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What makes a religious fanatic?
Narrow minded, unwavering belief in the teachings of your chosen religion.
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What is your defination of happiness?
Nothing to feel unhappy about.
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Why is it that every time I try to speak, nothing comes out?? :[
Perhaps you're the last person on earth, and you're ears don't work.(You know...if a tree falls in a forest...yada yada)
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If you could go back to high school with what you learned after graduating, what would you do?
Believe more in 'me' and less in 'them'.
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Where did all the AB's with a sense of humor go?
The funny farm. It's an annual excursion, they should be back next Tuesday.
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If you must, what would you "prefer"?
Blind, or deaf?
I've heard that being blind cuts you off from things, while being deaf cuts you off from people. I definitely would choose blind, if forced to make such a terrible decision.
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Is it important to get ahead in life? If so, is it better achieved by being selfish or selfless?
It all depends on your definition of success.
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The therapist is in: What in the Universe is bothering you today, pray tell?
Pizza or chinese food for lunch?...I'm torn!
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Do you often ruminate or are you not a ponderer?
I wonder, I ponder, I reflect....now you've got me thinking Rosie!
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"The universe is hostile, so impersonal. Devour to survive. So is, so it's always been." Thoughts?
Yet we, as a microcosm within this universe have moments of great joy and peace.
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I see blue. What can that be?
A smurf orgy ?
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Name something that is OK when we're little, but simply won't wash with people once we're in double figures.
Temper tantrums.
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Does anyone outside of your family have free access to your home, like Kramer on Seinfeld?
Not now, but when we bought our first house, many years ago, the neighbour used to get along quite well with the previous owner. So he thought the relationship would automatically continue with us and he would just walk into the house and help himself to whatever was on the kitchen table, counter, etc. Needless to say, the wife wasn't impressed and his unscheduled 'visits' soon...
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What soothes your soul?
Being part of someone else's happiness.
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Name a movie that you think is a metaphor for life.
Rocky, all of them...the underdog against the odds.
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Think for a minute deeply about war. Is the first thing you think of good or bad?
The younger generation dying and suffering for the older generation's ideals. (This is just the enlisted servicemen/women) The suffering, of course is much more widespread.
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What are you always connected to?
Our planet, gravity never sleeps!
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It's Friday...is it beer-thirty yet?
I'm calling it a day at '2 thirsty'....
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What would you buy with $700?
Pay down my credit card. I know, booooorrrriinng !
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Any suggestions for dealing with a person that asks a question, then interrupts you constantly when you try to answer it? She does this all the time and I just want to scream SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH! It's exhausting!
Next time she does it, just stop talking and glare at her...when she stops for air, (it may take awhile) slip in a sarcastice "are you done?". It may take a few times...I know a few people like this...they seem to be oblivious to the fact they're doing it.
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What turns you on the most during sex?
Having a partner.... :0)
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If you met the man/woman of your dreams, what would be the first thing they said to you?
Like hell you're going to work today. You call up your buddies and get yourself a golf game set up.
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What is the ugliest quality of humans?
Ego
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What does LT245/75R16 mean on tires?
Light Truck, 245mm wide tread, sidewall 75 % of tread width, Radial, Wheel size 16" diameter.
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When you hear "buzzzzzzzzzzzzz" what do you think of 1st?
A cartoon bee, (or flie) because that's what would be written alongside it's picture.
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What does it feel like to love but not feel loved back?
Unloved, unworthy, unhappy.
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Is a loser born or made?
Made. Of course some are born with better "anti-loser" tools than others. But I think within all of us resides the ability to live up to our potential, whatever it may be.
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What is the best thing to eat with milk?
A huge piece of decadent chocolate cake with extra thick frosting.
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Are there ANY Atheist ABers who are willing to publicly say, "There's a possibility that I really MIGHT be wrong."? (Usually what I hear is, "I can't ever be wrong, about Gawd.")
It's quite a guessing game we're all involved in...too bad there has to be so much animousity attached to it.
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Why do so many people mis-spell God?
Why do they write "Gawd"? Who are they fooling?
An attempt at ridiculing those who believe. To each their 'oan'.
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What's your opinion of parents letting their overwieght children go dessert crazy at a buffet?
I'd wonder what overweight children are doing at a buffet to begin with.
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Burn alive or Freeze to death?
Freeze, a bit of freezer burn may occur, but what the heck.
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What is an activity that CAN be done with just 1 person, but FUNNER with 2?
Playing on a teeter totter.
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What is an activity that can ONLY be done with ONE person?
Examine one's life
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We have Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Porky Pig. What would be a good name for a cartoon Panda?
Pamela
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What diseases are you a good candidate for?
Cancer....my family is well acquainted with it.
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What is something that you should not get wet?
A cat
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Are you tired of these mind games?
Yes, especially since nobody tells me what the rules are at the start...
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Where can I find you 100 years from now?
The answer my friend, is blowin' in the wind....
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Whats something you can fix?
I like fixing bicycles.
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What is something that has no expiration date, but you think should have one? (humor always appreciated)
Adult childrens' ability to live off their parents.
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Did you or someone you know used to fry bugs with magnifying glasses when you were kids?
Sadly, yes. We did some pretty nasty things to frogs as well.
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Have you ever tried to stack "greased BB's with boxing gloves?"
While chewing gum no less
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Do you relieve stress by answering and asking questions on answer bag.
YES!......aaahhhhhh...much better.....
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What is a politically correct word for saying someone is set in their ways?
focused
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Have you ever eaten a Hot Dog roasted over a camp fire?
Just thinking about it reminds me of my summers at the cottage as a youth!
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Just cut the _________.Which is the best word to fill in the
cheese, you'll feel better for it!
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What's stopping you from doing what you want to do?
Money, or the lack of it.
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Have you ever actually been hornswoggled?
Yes...and it left me flabbergasted.
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My rabbit is mad at me how do i fix it?
With some roast potatoes...maybe some carrots, a nice gravy...
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"Is this a Friendly Universe?"
From what I understand, the universe itself can be quite hostile. I'm sure the dinosaurs would've agreed.
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Do you take the Modeling Industry seriously? Why or why not?
I don't see what skill is required to have your photo taken. If you're graced with good looks, and keep your self in good shape, good for you. But to make all that money for what, to me amounts to posing...heck...go to any club on the weekend and you'll see all kinds of 'models'.
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What is the right age to tell your child the facts of life?
I waited until I was thirty.
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Can someone be mentally ill, without actually appearing on the outside world as mentally ill?
I'm convinced I know people like that.
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Do you get scared at night?
I'm afraid, not.
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What's your favorite kind of soup?
Italian Wedding
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Does anyone else share the same desire to see the entire planet die? I just want an asteroid the size of the moon to slam into Earth and wipe everything out. I'd be in complete elation before I was obliterated, along with everything else around me! :D
I sometimes wonder if we all don't secretly harbour a death wish.... perhaps not as grandiose as yours.
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Can you name something that someone might catch?
Your fishing partner if you're not too good with a fishing rod while casting.
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How do calm people manage to stay calm?
I think a lot of it depende upon whatever gene pool you climbed out of. I inherited a certain amount of 'calmness' from my father, who never seemed to worked up about anything.
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Have you ever stopped to smell the roses
Yes, they're intoxicating. Lilacs are nice too.
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Do you know anyone whose life is perfect?
No...after all these years nobody has figured things out yet...
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R u educated?
High school, college and the school of life (where the real learnin' is!)
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What's something you'd not expect to see at a breakfast table?
A teenager.
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Is this life an illusion.
If it is, it's one of the longest running ones I've ever encountered.
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Am I the only person in the world who can spell 'lose'?
If I see lose spelled as 'loose' one more time, I may just loose....I mean...lose, it!
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So... whats so special about you?
My fingerprints....so I've heard.
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Is beauty school for stupid people? I really want to learn about hair, makeup, and esthetics.. and would love to own my salon one day. But ppl keep telling me its for idiots.
People obsessed with their looks and not much else can be shallow and narrow minded. I have a hunch this occupation might attract a large percentage of this type.
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What is that everyone will taste in life.
Experience leading to knowledge and wisdom....or not.
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Write out what your laugh sounds like?
Ho Ho Ho!
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Are you too claustrophobic for a "closed" MRI?
Definitely! I was in one for almost an hour and had to keep my eyes closed tight, picturing blue skies above me. I had my eyes open for a few seconds when I first entered it and my heart started pounding like crazy.
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How can you recognize your soul mate?
I think it's more of a feeling than anything. Things will just feel 'right'.
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Should the devil hire a PR company?
I wouldn't want the task of putting a positive spin on evil.
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Do we all, each of us, live the life we choose?
Yes, but the choices we make aren't always based on complete knowledge of the implications. Having children, for example...you don't really know what's involved until you go through the process, and realize how difficult it can be. But you chose to have children (usually..there are exceptions)
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"Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" was the ONLY movie that made me laugh so hard that as soon as the movie was over, I went straight to the ticket booth to buy another ticket to the very NEXT showing? Is there a comedy that ever did that to YOU?
When I saw 'Airplane' many years ago. It was a spoof on the disaster movies that were popular at the time. Leslie Nielson was hilarious!
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What's your favorite four lettered word?
golf
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Why are men turned on by a women wearing a thong
Forbidden fruit laid (almost) bare.
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What do you consider the defining moment in your life?
I don't think I've had one yet (oh no! does this mean I'm living an undefined life?!) :o)
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You're a boxer, pick any song to walk in the ring with....
We Are The Champions - Queen
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Is variety the spice of life?
Sure. But I know that there are a few spices I prefer over others. So while variety may be the spice of life...sticking with one that you really like can be pretty rewarding too.
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Do you want some eggs?
Over, well done, home fries, bacon, toast, orange juice...and keep the coffee coming. Thanks!
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Is change good or bad? why>?
I find it wears holes in my pockets so I prefer folding money.
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Do you have a lot of stuff?
My place is a yard sale waiting to happen.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, The American football season is bout to commence. How do you feel about this?
I'm predicting the Detroit Lions will surpass their performance last season.
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Are you more of the "leader", the "follower", or the "get out of the wayer"?
The leader only long enought to set the course, then either follow....or get out of the way...depending on the destination.
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If something or someone contradicts the Bible, does that automatically mean that the Bible is wrong? Why or why not?
It's so subject to interpretation, you'd have a hard time agreeing with someone on the contradiction!
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In ____________________ is probably NOT the best time for a "laughing jag" you CAN'T control!
your parole hearing
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In addition to your attitude, what else is in your complete control?
What I say to people...usually.
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What makes you "healthy"? "Wealthy?" And "wise"?
Exercise and a proper diet
Wise investments
Staying under the radar
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Why do we all want to go to heaven?...?
I can only speak for myself...I heard that you can eat as many butter tarts as you want up there and you won't get fat!
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How did Adolf Hitler react when he found out that Michael Jackson was dead?
He turned to Elvis, who was jamming with Jim Morrison and Janis Joplin, (accompanied by Jimmy Hendrix) and asked for a moment of silence.
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What are your thoughts on people who never take alcoholic drinks?
Don't worry, I think I've taken up their slack...
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Cash for gold, cash for clunkers, what cash for (something) program would you like to see?
Cash for sitting around and doing absolutely nothing...oh wait!....I think that exists...
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What is YOUR impression of someone driving a vehicle (and usually it's on TRUCKS) with the saying "Git 'er done!" written on it?
Probably a 'good ol' boy' what laks ta drank beer, listen ta country, and don't even think about takin' ma guns way...ya hear!
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Life is passing you by?
Some days it drags me along...some days it has trouble keeping up. :o)
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The music dies...what are you thinking?
Nothing left but that ringing in the ears....damn tinnitus!
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Gentlemen: Do you enjoy when a woman plays hard-to-get?
I prefer that to 'hard to get rid of' :-)
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I´m writing a book that is about love and more love (LOL) what should i name it? nothing dorky though...
"Love, and Other Futile Pursuits"
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Do you try to leave unpleasant occurrences/memories in your past only to have something or someone in the present trigger it, dragging it into your Now?
That's exactly how it works with me, Rosie. You can be having a great day, then someone or something 'triggers' the memory, as you say...and there it is!
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What song reminds you of your High School days the most?
Maggie May - Rod Stewart, a bittersweet song about innocent first love, as only Rod could croon it!
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Why do people say "tuna fish" but not "chicken bird" or "beef mammal"?
Yeah!...you never hear anyone say 'salmon fish'...good question!
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Should a minister be allowed to preach after stealing from the church twice?
A preacher should be punished for stealing, as should a plumber, or a teacher, or a police officer, or a painter.....
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What should be, according to you, the priorities of the Christian church?
Compassion, forgiveness, love and understanding for your fellow man.
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What would be on the menu if Judge Judy dined at your home...?
Hot tongue...followed by a cold shoulder....
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What kind of topping would not be good on top of a hot dog?
Chocolate sauce.
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What are some good parting words?
The next time let me arrange for the catering.
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Anybody heard of any good literary agents in NYC area?? Trying to get my book off of the ground and I was told by a publishing company here in ROC, NY that NYC was the best place to go, so I am planning.. any ideas?
Writer's Market - A book published every year with contact information on where/how to get published. Not sure of the publisher but if you google it I'm sure you can find it.
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What do you think of first when you hear the word "antique"?
A piece of wooden furniture with ornate, decorative carving all over it.
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Is it wrong to teach your cat to ski?
Absolutely! I learned my lesson after teaching her to drive....the car is never there when I need it!
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Does life sometimes imitate porn?
Usually, but the dialogue isn't quite as intriguing.
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Are Dinosaurs still around?
No, but their spirits live on, every day, in engines all over the world.
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Do you ever find that the people who call other people annoying are the real annoying ones?
As a parent that has survived (more or less) the teenage years...I heartily agree.
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Can you throw some totally random words at me?
ubiquitous
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What is a "vart"?
A vulcan fart. Go forth and flatulate...
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Jay, if you're "watching", PLEEEEEEEEEASE come back to The Tonight Show!!! It's REALLY gone down the "tube!!!!" Anybody with me?
I miss the headlines with Jay.
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Cats keep on pooping on my front gravel (granted it does look like a litter tray) and i cant seem to keep them off, ive tried cat repellant spray any home made remedies/ideas to help, dont want to run around with a shovel for the rest of my life!
Wire mesh, available at any hardware store, buried just beneath the surface. Their claws get caught on it when they try to dig and they vamoose! A bit of work but quite effective.
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What does it mean when a man hits a woman?
He's a coward.
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What wrong can not be made right?
One done by someone that is completely aware of what they are doing at the time, and show no remorse afterwards.
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Are people who are in the habit of eating very slowly that way because they didn't have anywhere to be?
It's one of life's pleasures...why not take your time?
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What is the sexiest accent?
I like a german accent in a woman...."I vant to be alone vis you....schnell"!
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Do you have a little black dress?
No, my wife wouldn't let me wear one anyway.
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Does the truth really "set you free" or is it more likely to cause you trouble?
Hehe! It might very well get you 25 years to life! Good One Rosie!
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What are the messiest pets?
They're all poop factories.
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1 good memory from yesterday ?..
Planted the ball within 12 inches of the hole on the first shot.
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Do you support welfare?
As a temporary safety net, while people get 'back on their feet'....absolutely. Unfortunately it has evolved into a lifestyle for some.
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What hurts first time?
The first major fight between newlyweds.
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What famous person do you think most people would say is not attractive looking at all?
Jimmy Durante
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Does "death" scare you or the GETTING THERE that does?
I'm of mixed feelings. It can either be the final release from life's trials...or judgement for a life full of mistakes and bad decisions. Not really sure....
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What is something you probably should NOT do wearing only your underwear?
Address the United Nations.
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Who is stronger the forgiver or the retaliator?
Great question! The one willing to forgive shows a much deeper strength, maturity and humanity.
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What exactly might a child do, that would land them on Santa's 'naughty' list?
Glue your sister's hair to her pillow while she's sleeping
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I'm in love with an alien, how can I get her attention?
Send a signal in the direction of her antennae...
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What's one word, that is not an actual word, that you sometimes say, and why?
Corkstopper...because it's much more civilized than the other one
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What is your biggest strength?
My sense of humour. The older I get the more important it seems...
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In a food fight, what might be one of the messiest foods thrown?
Cabbage rolls
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We need some new chewing gum flavors, any ideas?
Gone In 60 Seconds
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What's hard to find?
The meaning of life
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Whom do you thank for your being exactly the way you are?
That's got to be my fault.
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What's something you'd never put your hand on?
A scared porcupine.
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What do you think of when you hear the saying "Anything over a mouthful is wasted"?
A lot of useless surgery, if that's the case....
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Instead of investing in karate classes, should I just buy a gun instead?
I don't think there's a large number of people taking karate classes that ever have to use it, it's more for the exercise and social aspect.
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Once someone's sense of "wonder" about the world is lost, do you think that it can ever be recovered?
No. You cannot see things through the eyes of a child once you become an adult. Experience, great teacher that it is, also grounds us, mostly for our own good. Great thought, though.
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Have you ever been to a Pizza farm?
No...but I've been to a sausage fest!
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Can you give me a fabulous "no cook" idea for a hot summer night?
Tomato and cheese sandwich
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Who run's a country, is it the Government or civil servants? The Government and opposition parties in my country are on Summer holiday right now but the country is still going ahead. If that is so, do we really need a Government?
The civil servants. Politicians are responsible for formulating policies and laws, discussing and voting on them. But it's the civil servants that have the task of running the services and departments offered by the government on a day to day basis.
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When I say "mexican" you say______.
yo qiero taco bell
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If the universe is infinite then are numbers meaningless?
I find them handy, especially when they appear on my pay cheque, following a dollar sign.
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Would you consider using a desk built over a treadmill to exercise while working?
Good idea, but in my case I'd be sweating all over my work!
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If there is intelligent life "out there", I think we're pretty safe from being exposed to it. After all these years we can't even get along with one another so any intelligent life would do well to waste no time on us. What do you think?
I agree. Unless there's something here on our planet that would be useful to them as a resource. Happy Monday Rosie.
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By seeing a photo, can you make someone's character?
Absolutely not.
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Why so many freakin pasta shapes??They all taste the same?
There's lots of car shapes and they all do the same thing. Personal preference.
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When your sad, whom do you seek out to make you feel better?
My good friend Bud. If he's not available I seek out Jack.
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If you had to do it all over again,What would you do?
Trusted in myself more and others less.
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Can you sum up your life in two words?
human being
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Marriage........ any COMMENT
It can be heaven or hell. You need to work at it. For example, my wife and I eat out at a fancy restaurant twice a week, she goes Mondays and Wednesdays, I go Tuesdays and Thursdays :o) ps...marriage is one of the leading causes of divorce.
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What's your secret to having a great sense of humour?
A realization that most people would rather laugh than cry, and that any given situation is not as serious as it first seems.
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If you could be absolutely ANYTHING in the world, what would you be?
The one responsible for world peace...(earth to sloroller, earth to sloroller!)
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Philosophy question: is technology good, bad, or neutral?
Man made technology...it can be all of the above...
good - water purifications systems
bad - nuclear weapons
neutral - television
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If you got two words tattooed on your knuckles, what would they be?
knife, spoon
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What is one question you would dread to say "I do" to?
Do you realy think the moon is made of cheese?
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How appalled would America's Founding Fathers be if they saw all of the illiterate questions and answers on here? They used to speak so eloquently back then...
I think language, or in broader terms...communication is constantly evolving. Think about the first sounds uttered in a cave way back when as two individuals were trying to 'discuss' who got first crack at eating the catch of the day. I too find a lot of the phrases and terms used not just here but in a lot of places today, perplexing, but maybe it's part of the process...
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You are camping and a bear comes up to your tent, what should you NOT do?
Ask him that age old question about whether or not he shits in the woods, because he'll probably have heard it a thousand times and get really pissed off at you.
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Why does it seem that a lot of people look at things on the bad side rather then the good?
Always expect the worst and you'll never be disappointed? (just a theory...not mine)
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Is it okay to answer everything with "depends?"
Other than, what are you wearing right now, I'd say no.
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Guys lets say you took a beautiful woman out for dinner and she takes off her shoes and footies your leg and starts to go up your leg and messages your little friend? What would you do?
Cheque please!!!
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Are you getting dumber with age?
I find my memory is getting worse.
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How good are you at reading others?
Terrible. At first, everyone is a mystery novel to me.
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What is the best name for a hamster?
Spinner (based on their favourite activity)
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Is poking fun at something a way to diffuse it, divert it, mitigate it or dilute it? Isn't that better than taking everything seriously and being ready to do battle over every little thing? What do you think? Is poking fun good or not good?
Better for the 'poker' than the 'pokee' I suspect.
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What would you name a pet worm?
Dirtbag
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Which do you believe more: (a) What you hear? (b) What you see? (c) What you want?
What I hear. My eyes can deceive me, what I want is based on what I have seen. But you can't fake a sound...you can disguise it, but a noise is a noise.
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What knowledge or wisdom about growing up into adulthood should a father share with his teenage children? Please try to be specific.
-Time waits for no one, if there's something you'd like to do or see, do it when you're young
-Treat others as you'd lke to be treated
-Get along with others, but make them earn your trust
-Let love find you, don't waste a lifetime chasing it
-Put aside money for your future whenever possible (see first point)
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Would the World be better off if you have never been born?
It's too early to tell.
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I'll Never___________Again(Can you fill the blank?)
go through that whole being born thing
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If a lawyer and a politician were stranded halfway up a cliff and you only had one rope, where would you go spend the day?
Golfing
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How did you do it? Answer me!
I turned it upside down, waited 27 seconds, said the secret word, then poured the secret sauce on the short end, like the instructions said. All while wearing the ceremonial raccon cap, of course!
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Name one item you think you might find in a magicians' suitcase
Rabbit poop.
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What do you think about Bruno star Sacha Baron Cohen gets death threats from Islamic terrorists after ridiculing a terrorist group in the film?
If any group needs to be ridiculed it's them.
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Who's your favorite movie monster?
The alien from the Alien movies.
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Name something that can be normally found in the glove box of a car
2 for 1 burger coupons that expired in 1998
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If dogs could talk what would they say?
Hungry...eat something...hungry...eat something...hungry..SQUIRREL!!.......hungry....
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I say "Freedom to bare Arms" you say?
That freedom already exists. It's total public nudity that the authorities frown on.
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I say " Visible Panty Line" you say?
I hope it's on a woman!
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What is something that might motivate a man to loose weight?
His pants seem to be shrinking with each passing week!
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What comes to mind when I say ATV?
911!? We've had a mishap in the ditch...could you send someone quick!!?
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What is your zodiac sign?
Another fish here.
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I say father ... you say?
that's the easy part...now if you say "Parent"...
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Sometimes why we won't get the thing which we want desperately?
"You can't always get what you want...but if you try sometimes...you get what you need"...The Rolling Stones
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How would you describe life in one word?
Perplexing
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I say "Disney World" and you say?
Swampland in Florida
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Hi, any psychics or tarot readers out there shed some light on my love life?
I would but it's been my experience that the less light there is the better the lovin'
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How do you make the perfect sandwich?
Keeping things strictly culinary..ahem!...for me it's all about the bread. Fresh and still warm from the oven. The rest is up to your imagination.
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What do you think is the biggest waste of money?
Designer clothes, shoes, accessories. I can get just as much wear oout of a $15 pair of bluejeans (probably more) as a $100 pair.
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How do you keep yourself calm?
Perspective. The things you're wasting energy worrying about today will be an insignificant memory tomorrow.
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As a baby when you cry do you know what you are trying to say
I think it's more a matter of you know what you are feeling, as they haven't mastered the art of communication yet.
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Have you ever met a three legged hooker?
Oh yes...I remember 'Tripod' ....she had a pretty husky voice, as I recall.....
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What do sharks do for fun?
8 Ball tournaments?
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Does reading help sleep
It helps me.
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Give me one reason why i shouldnt kill myself. Im tired of this dumbass world with twisted immature people.
Fast forward to a time when you will feel better. Nothing lasts forever, including what you're feeling now.
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When did you move into your present home?
2000. Two adults, two teenagers, a dog, a cat, a goldfish and a hamster.....9 years later, two adults one (new) cat and one young adult about to leave for good. Time to downsize!
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What tastes good?
A cold beer on a hot summer day.
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Do you have anything old?
In keeping with Kitsune's answer....my birth certificate!
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What is long?
The silence between "will you forgive me?" and "yes I will"
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What's one thing you do, that a lazy person wouldn't do?
Get up at 6:00am every day (including weekends)
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I'm ______________!
speechless, at a loss for words, drawing a blank
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Why might someone try to be quiet?
Courtesy for others asleep in the house.
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What is one thing that is round?
A tuit. (The thing we all need before we can get anything done).
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Whatever you do, be gentle..because...an elephant never forgets.
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Could you give me an example of a statement that is self-evident?
Seven days without sex makes one 'week'.
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Why don't they have take aways that specialise in only healthy foods?
It's all about making money, and I don't think there's enough people that are willing to eat something healthy, as opposed to a great big helping of good old greasy fish 'n' chips.
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Whats a good or bad vampire name
Bloody Mary
Fang
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Take a look at the link of the top songs from 40 years ago. Which of these hits do you listen to most often and which is your favorite?
Being a Dylan fan, I'd say Lay Lady Lay, but they're all great (and thanks for making me feel so old)! :)
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Have you ever heard a piece of "instrumental" music that. . . . . .notwithstanding an association to a present or past love interest. . . . . . .but for its sound . . . . . .ALONE. . . . . . . . .wrought tears from within you? What was its title?
Amazing Grace, played on bagpipes....don't play it at a funeral or I'm reduced to a wimpering bag of tears
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Do you watch wrestling? Why or why not?
No, it's not real and I find it hard to get into it. I enjoy real wrestling, but not the hyped up stuff seen in the WWF. Pure amateur theatre.
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What would be a good name for an 'Anti-Energy' drink?
Sloth
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Which is true, believing is seeing or seeing is believing?
Neither. Believing and seeing are completely separate actions.
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You're on your way home, soaked in the rain, what is the first thing you want to when you get in the door?
Dry clothes, a soft couch and a really good movie.
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Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
..and damn glad it's not retroactive!
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What is something you miss?
The magic of childhood....and usually the toilet, after a few drinks.
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What job sounds like it would be a lot of fun?
'Suntan lotion application technician' for a women's beach volleyball team.
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "faith healer"?
People having (misguided) faith that they will be healed, as long as they give generously!
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What might someone open?
a can of whoop ass!
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What is empty, too fast?
The nutella jar.
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I love it when Hank Hill says he's gonna kick someone's a$$ and thats my favorite grown up cartoon series, what is yours?
Family Guy, followed by Futurama. The Simpsons used to be my #1. But Family Guy surpassed them in my opinion.
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Do you men enjoy when a woman tucks you in for the night and kisses your head goodnight?
What!? No teddy bear?...I want my teddy!
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Would you date Amy Winehouse?
It might be fun...for about 20 minutes.
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What do you think are the top 10 things men lie about?
10.Salary
9. Sexual encounters
8. How hard they work
7. How happy they are
6. How well they get along with the in laws
5. How much alcohol they drink
4. How tired they are.
3. How well endowed they are
2. How good a father they are
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING MEN LIE ABOUT....
1. How often they lie about things
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Where's the best place to be when you're sad?
Somewhere you can get lots of sunshine.
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What is an example of a rhetorical question?
Does running into he middle of heavy traffic sound like a good idea to you? (Any phrase that can be followed by..."I don't think so")
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What the eye doesn't see, the ..................................
body will stumble into.
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Why does everyone hate Miley Cyrus I don't hate her at all I just don't understand why everyone else does?
She's one of the 'manufactured' celebrities that are all too abundant today (like the Jonas Brothers as well) that are instantly famous because of some promotion mechanism. American Idol also comes to mind. They're nothing like the real artists and musicians that paid their dues, playing in dark little clubs for years and honing their craft before getting their big break.
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_______ + Money = Happy Men
No worries
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Mum, you've been saying_____________________ for a thousand times!
Do as I say, not as I do!
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Is there something your parents did that you've never forgiven them for?
No one thing. But as I got older I realized wishing things were different doesn't do anything for me. The best medicine at times is a poor memory.
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What is the weirdest name you have heard someone call their child? Or was it spelt in a stupid way?
Apple
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I say "the art of foreplay is dead" you say?
Depends on what your definition of foreplay is. Mine is an hour of begging, and it's still very much alive.
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What is the greatest machine in the world so far today?
The internal combustion engine.
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Complete the statement: Anyone who wants to rule the world ought to __________ first.
set some more realistic goals, like get their own home in order
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What is something you might get a grip, on?
A cow's teat so you can milk it.
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Which two products (in any category), do you find work best together or combined?
Milk and cookies.
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What do you want to hit, right now?
The golf course.
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Addiction, not admission is the first step to recovery...Do you agree?
No. You may never go beyond the addiction phase, without first acknowledging you have an addiction.
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What is uncommon about you?
My fingerprints, so I've been told.
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What is one thing, your Mom does not want to see you doing?
Going through her purse.
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What colour should everything be, in your fantasy world?
Yellow...don't ask why, because I don't know.
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Was studying algebra in high school in any way help you today?
While the algebra itself might not. The process you go through while doing it might. Problem solving and analyzing are definitely part of life...just not necessarily solving equations.
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What state should I move to?
Euphoria.
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Do you often bite off more than you can chew?
Not more than I can chew, but more than my body can use!
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I am a male... Is going to a strip club cheating?
I've "heard" that where the strippers make most of their money is in lap dances, or spending time in "private booths" with clients. So if all he does is watch, it's no different than watching an X rated movie, but if he does more than just watch, and the temptation is always there...so I've "heard"...
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What did I do to be cursed with such beauty?
Use it, I would! There must be all kinds of sugar mommas out there willing to keep you as their precious little sex toy!
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If you have one dollar with you, what would you use it for?
Give it to the first street musician I see.
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What wavelength are you on today?
103.9 Kz
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Have you ever noticed that...
Many times, but I think it's because....
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Television = Modern day babysitter what do you think?
I agree, but it's not such a modern thing. Actually it used to be more so, before the invention of video games...(showing...age..now...)
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How many times can a heart be broken?
Once, after that it gets harder and not so easy to break.
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If you had a chance to kill your worst enemy with a 20% chance of being caught, would you take the chance?
A 20% chance you'd be tried for murder....or a 100% chance you won't if you just walk away from them and get on with your life. Definitely no.
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What is the name of a well known chocolate bar where you live?
coffee crisp
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Okay. . . . . . .if you "animated" avatars (who won't give the rest of us a "peek" at the REAL you) aren't going to show us what you look like. . . .could you, at least, tell us someone FAMOUS you resemble? PLEASE?
Paul McCartney (a long time ago)
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What can you write,what can you say?
Words, sounds...
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If God gives the Supreme power to you, What would you do with that?
'Adjust' human nature
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If you were to google inside of your brain, what would the top results be?
Self preservation, recreation, and meditation.
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Are chips good for you?
Potato chips are high in salt and fat. Physically...no, to satisfy a craving and give yourself a treat(occasionally)...yes.
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What is more irritating to you when at the beach? Sand flies or mosquitoes?
Sand flies, followed by fat hairy guys in speedos.
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Something you never want to see in the rear veiw mirror of your car
Your passenger.
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Do any of these people at Michael Jacksons Memorial have jobs? It is still Tuesday right, a day in the middle of the week !
Good question. It sounds more like it's going to be an entertainment extravaganza than a memorial service. Mikey probably would have approved.
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Is art about art or is it about money?
Art is a form of expression for the creator. What happens to the piece after is about greed.
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