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Would you rub my genie's shoulders?
Dude.... they can do that for you at the massage parlour just tip them an extra $20 and give'em a little wink while doing it.
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You have the good sense not to trust yourself to ______________ .
_____________ keep any weapons in the house during a family reunion !
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With fees for debit cards comming, why not switch back to writing checks? Isn't debit cards a convenience for banks more than us?
I don't know if you've noticed but now-a-days when people write checks instead of using a debit/check card,the store just runs the info off. the check to create a debit payment and they return the check back to the customer.
It's not like the old days when they'd send the checks to their bank for processing.
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What is protruding from your chest?
It is from the time I was an astro-nut !
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Do you like taking pictures or are you camera shy?【ツ】
I like to take pictures of landscapes !
I've taken such great pix I've been accused of downloading them from the net.
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Whats your idea of a perfect date?
Yeah, I think I saw your date placing an order during your last date.
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What makes you feel extremely uncomfortable? Why?
The new shoes I just bought !
*I might let you have them AG.
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Who thinks that Cain has a shot at the Republican nomination?
I have always liked John McCain but I believe he needs to retire.
He should have been Pres instead of "W".
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do they have raisin bread in england?
No it is outlawed !!
If you get caught trying to smuggle raisin bread into the UK,it's the gallows for you.
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I cant afford to ______________.
___________continue to be friends with RachelleLynn she borrows my stuff and never returns it and every time we go out she always disappears when the check arrives. :-(
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Straight?????
Congrats you won AB's weekly...
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A little less talk, and a more _______.
_______________ gun fire !
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Do people generally think you are religious? If so, do you know why? Do you agree with them? Why or why not?
Yes and I can't figure out why ?
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Will you hire me? Resume inside.?
You forgot phone sex operator.
Full contact LapDancer .
Repo woman
AND bikini barista !
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Have you ever been rude to someone when they were just trying to tell you that your underwear is showing? ヅ
Yes because that was the look I was going for !
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No more dessert for you. Okay?
Too late you should've cut me off half an hour ago.
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No more dessert for you. Okay?
Too late you should've cut me off half an hour ago.
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Would you vote for sarah palin if she ran for president?
Nah... and this is the reason why !
But she might make a good VP though,she would be good with public relations!
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After you die what is one thing you would want people to remember you by?
For being the person that took down the infamous נα∂є♥ on Answerbag !
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Alright! Who took my cookies?
Blame the fat guy !
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Trust me , Im a ___________.
_______ licensed professional !
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Which one of these haircuts should I get?
Maybe a nice Mohawk !
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What is something people expect from you?
My Mama expects for me to behave.
My boss expects for me to get my work done in time.
My friends expect for me to be funny !
The government expects for me to pay my taxes
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Would you do her?
She looks like a real life Anime/Manga character !
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What do you pretend never happened? Why?
The pictures and love letters you sent !
* I deleted them so let's go about our daily lives as it never happened,AG !
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Are you SERIOUS,bro?
Yes, I am ! Don't Taze me bro !
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It's missing. Where do we start searching?
You can go first bud,I'll hold your safety rope for you in case you fall in !
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Could you step into my office for a minute?
NO !!! I need to get the head of HR to go with me.
I've heard you ask employees to go underneath your desk and get stuff for you ?????!!!!!
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When is the last time you babysat?
Last time I went out on a date with a mama's boy.
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can crossed vision be fixed ?
Yes, Demi Moore had that problem.
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Give a real-world example of something that numbers to infinity?
The National Debt.
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Why should I not give you answers pick?
"Cuz I'm not gonna answer this question nor will I give you points.
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Have you ever felt like your eyeballs are going to pop out?
Only when I had too much caffeine and I've been awake for too long !
Oh,yeah and when I watch those dirty tapes, you sent me !
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Is Google+ the social networking site for people you actually care about?
I think it's gonna tank...just like the other s**tty projects Google has introduced !
Even though I do not care for FB,it will remain King for a while !
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Hey! If you happen to see the most beautiful woman in the world ,tell her I love her. Okay?
OK... I saw her at Wally World early today !
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Does anyone know what this is? I have given up!
Post a picture !
From your description it sounds like the Tin Man's head.
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Best candidate for a Wonder Woman movie. Go.
Rosie O'Donell !
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Is answerbag no longer allowing youtube or hulu videos on here? I tried and it don't take
Nope,I guess not !
You have to upgrade your AB membership to Premium or Gold !
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Is there anything disproving the Earth being hollow?
The Mole People living there !
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When an airplane is in trouble and the stewardesses all tell people what to do, and strap in, where do they sit? Are they strapped in too?
They have special seats called jump seats !
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If you need to ask your neighbors to be more quiet in the bedroom, how would you word the request?
Dude,,,,could you please tell your wife not to shout "Who's Your Daddy" so freaking loud !!
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What do you buy with your money??
I make payments on my grill.
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Rick Perry says we should send Troops into Mexico to eliminate the drug cartels. what do you think?
He doesn't know what he's taking about.
The US already has too much on it's plate...you think terrorist are hard to fight.
The cartels have all the weapons & technology money can buy !
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Hey people, can you please share your experiences and photos of the ab convention here?
That I know there has been a few people that hooked up ,moved in together or got married.
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Have you ever got so mad that you blacked out?
No but I did get so mad I blacked out someone's eyes.
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What is the best cheese in the world?
Toe Cheese !
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140 characters or less. Is it enough to express your self clearly?
Many times all I need is one number & one letter. 4Q
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Will the world end in 2012? - Your view.
Nah.... all it is;it has been scheduled to be reset to factory settings.
We'll be getting a new OS,more memory and probably touch screen capabilities
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show me yours and ________
___________I'll shoot it off !!
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Which popcorn type is your favorite?
I prefer a balanced diet !
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Why is that I don't see a lot of African-Americans on the beach?
Not their thing plus I've heard they sunburn easily !
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Can you carry a wine opener in your checked baggage?
If they fear you might take everyone hostage with a pair of large nail clippers...what do you think !
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Why are people not as angry about Amanda Knox being released despite being likely guilty compared to Casey Anthony?
WTF ! How do you know she's guilty !
I'm not a supporter of Amanda but I think she was railroaded !
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A friend saw a lady eating an ice cream cone in a car. She was sharing it with her dog. Is this clean?
What do you think !!
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What were you doing in that van down by the river?
Your Sister !
*sorry bud but you walked into that one.
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Do you feed the birds during the winter months...
No need to,,where I live all the birds fly south !
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how much does vaseline cost per month
Well,I heard in prison it's worth 3X more than gold !
*Ouch !! :-(
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Can I eat my foods now?
Sure and drink your beer.
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Can I have what you're having?
Sure Baby !!
There's always room for one more !!
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Can we ignore the real world and live in a Fairy Tale?
I'll be Shrek and you can be my Fiona !!
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What do you view as extremely disrespectful? Why?
I big smelly fat Swedish dude !
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Will The stars of Jersey Shore be happy to keep their Governor...
They could deal with the loss of their governor but as long as they did not lose the Jersey Shore greaseball cast !
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Will you shake your butt?
Sure !!!
Just let my girlfriend and me finish our mid-afternoon snack !
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Ahhhhhh!!!!!! What happened to my body?!
The answer is right in front of you !
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If you could pick a book that you've read to make into a movie, which would you choose?
Where's Waldo !
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How much do you like your privacy?
Very much.... I don't like people nosing around when I'm digging in my basement.
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...But what I really wanna know is: Are you gonna go my way?
Sure ! Hop on...plenty of room.
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When, in your opinion, is it okay to try to get somebody's attention when he or she is busy?
When their pants are on fire !
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If you could duplicate anything but only one thing, what would it be?
:-)
Done it already !
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2588056
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Once upon a time ______________?
_______ there was a greasy Swedish Meat Ball !
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I sold my car today...for the first time in my life I am car less. Should I feel badly (I don't)?
Depends where you live if it's a metropolitan city it shouldn't have that much affect on your life.
I got a spare car if you wanna borrow it.
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My Norton subscription is about to run out soon., Are there any better anti-virus programs available-?
You might want to try Kaspersky it has a 30 day free trial.
http://usa.kaspersky.com/
I;ve also have used Panda on my Netbook and it worked fine.
http://www.pandasecurity.com/homeusers/solutions/activescan/
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Are you going to tell my supervisor that I'm asking a question here while I'm at work?
I just told him via webcam and he does not look happy ! :-(
Remember Jade....people are paying $3.99 a minute to talk to you.
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How many Spanish numbers (e.g. once, quince) are also English words?
Dos but that's an operating system.
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if u get a chance to give a new name to las vegas what would that be?
Sodom and Gomorrah West !
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Have you ever been lonely, do you have any fun, do you ever think of me?
Yes,Yes, & when I see your picture at the post office.
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There's a _______ in my _______.
!!!!
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Should I watch Poltergeist II or some old Italian Horror movie tonight?
Actually... I got a better movie for you,Bromide !
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Can you name something that's breathtaking?
A punch to the bread basket !
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Why were there more answer per question in years past on AB?
Easy...there used to be more people on AB back then....quite a few more people.
As I said a million times before this 45 minute delay glitch on alerts really breaks the momentum it makes it difficult to communicate therefore most people give up and log off.
With the old format there was a notification light that would alert you within 5 minutes of a answer/comment being posted.
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does having thyroid problems give you bad moods ??
Hypothyroid condition has been associated with major depressive/bi-polar disorder
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Can a rabbit live with a guinea pig?
As long as neither is Jewish.
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Who invented tobacco?
I guess it was God .
No one did it was introduced to the Europeans by the Native Americans.
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Does President Barack Obama have the authority to declare you an enemy of the state and have you executed without trial? Should he?
Is this about Anwar al-Awlaki,again ?
The man was technically a US citizen but not an American.
Senator Mccain was born in Panama so does that mean he is Hispanic/Panamanian !
I can't understand why they waited until he left his compound and not just annihilate it with his partners in crime.
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How many bottles of beer are really on the wall?
None!!!!
It was a wall of kegs!
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Could you go a week without logging onto Answerbag?
Sure,,,I've gone months without logging in.
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Tell me a story?
Here's the story, Of a lovely lady, Who was bringing up three very lovely ...
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Can you see yourself becoming famous one day?
Oh,yes !
Just me,my rifle and a clock tower !
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Did you ever buy a DVD at a drug store?
I thought you'd closed your account !!??
Not a DVD but I did get the William Hung CD for 99 cents !
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When would you not feel safe talking about something with someone? Why?
When that person is a mental health professional.
I have several family members that work in the mental health field and I know for a fact that they are the biggest gossips !
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All polar bears mostly look alike but what other particular thing do they all have in common...
They like to drink Coke while watching the Aurora Borealis
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Beverly Hills _____.
_______is the place to live.
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What kind of things would Charlie Sheen keep in his backpack?
Viagra,Booze & Sex Toys !
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How do you throw people away? Choose one: 1) a pitchfork 2)a lever
3)soup spoon 4)catapult.
Trebuchet !
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How dented is your car.. Do you have little accidents all the time?
None ,,Got me a new car just a few weeks ago.
My last car had 2 ....one of them surprisingly the exact same size as my Ex-'s head !
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Do you like my mustache.
Meh........Pale in comparison to my Nana's !
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I need help thinking of a creepy name.
Cannibal Illuminati.
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I am always the last to _______________.
_____ hear of RachelleLynn's escapades !
*I guess,I'll have to wait until the "Girls Gone Wild" MILF edition Vid comes out !
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what is the lowest price of a medium hot dog u ever had?
Years ago when I lived in Florida.
Racetrack gas stations were running a 2 fer 1$ with all the fixing !
Great deal and pretty good hot dogs.
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Is newspaper a good insulator? If not, what is better?
You should wait until HoboJoe logs in...He would know.
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What's the most healthy food you know is good for you, but you just cannot eat it?
Tofu..... any vegetarian meats.
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Who wants to have a tea party?
I guess you do !
Here put this on.
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What do You like on your Weiners and Hot Dogs? Examples: Mustard, Ketchup, Onion, Chili, Relish, Something 'Special' or Just pile it ALL on?
Chicago Style !
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Do you wanna go get a drink?
Nah,why go out... Wanna share this Sangria !
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Do you still bye CDs or are you all digital?
I haven't bought any for over 2 years.
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What kind/size of bed do you have? king,queen ,hard matttress ,soft mattress waterbed or other? why this choice?
Flag as as dupe
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October is the month to _______.
_________ party at Oktoberfest !
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Anyone seen anything of fellow Bagger Juice?
She has been too busy "Wheezing The Juice"
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Should you be able to protest a protest?
Should we question a question ??
Maybe this very question !!
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Is the USA losing the space race to China?
Yep... it won't be long before they take the Moon away from us.
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Which ABer drives the most people away and costs demand media the most money?
Y'want people to say you,dontcha ??
Maybe Moongrim,he loved to antagonize people to no end but he loved to dish it out but could not take it.
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The first date will be the last date if _______.
________________ date that man you met in the internet !
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I'm going to put steaks on the grill tomorrow.
You in?
Sure I'll get mine ready !!
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Isn't it wong to eat Chinese?
I could be wrong but I think it's an extra $50 bucks besides the massage fee .
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What is the fastest way to increase Blood Alcohol Content?
Besides an intravenous injection, an alcohol enema !
Not kidding look it up !
Gives a new meaning to "Bottoms Up" doesn't it !
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Will you help me build a snowman?
Nah... You scare little kids with the type of snowmen you like to build !
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I have enough answerbag points already. Can I sell some?
Trade them at AnswerBag's giftshop !
10K points and you can get a table dance at AB's Strip-Club !
an additional 10K and you can get a pitcher of Margaritas for RachelleLynn
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Is there room in your garden for a couple pumpkin plants?
Yep,,,but it's way too late to plant !
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Do you wash your car by yourself or just take it to a car wash?
I always try to find a soft touch carwash and use that instead of hand washing as it takes too long.
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Are you a big disappointment to your family?
Not since I enrolled in the Mr. Bromide's School of Air Conditioner and Refrigeration Repair.
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What are some uses for toothpicks?
!!!
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Has Autumn weather arrived by you yet?
Yep...It arrive mid-summer for us in AK.
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how do you kill the greek gods
You'll need to seek the help of the Titans.
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Why can't your logical brain turn off primal instincts?
Maybe you need one of these...
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Thanks for making me a ______ .
little snack to hold me 'til dinner.
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Can I quit a job I never had?
Sure but I doubt you'll get a severance package !
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111_____________
000 then 10101001000111101010100101011101 also 11010101010100101010100010
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If any of you are Ken Burns fans his 3-part series on "Prohibition" begins tonight on various PBS channels. I'll be watching, will you?
Of course,I will....I wanna see all about the times my mama Mrs. Cleaver was a flapper at a Chicago speakeasy.
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How would you handle this...
I would stop buying AlQaeda brand PCs from Krazy Ahmed discount stores.
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Tables are___________
____________ great for dancing !
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About how many trees are on your property?
Quite a few,this is what my backyard looks like.
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I'm confused...IS Oprah Winfrey very powerful in the entertainment industry in the U.S. or is it just because SHE thinks so?
Let me put it this way;if she were to order people to drink Cyanide Kool-aid,
Millions would die.
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7 ______ .
_________AM
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Can I network my monkey to my spanking machine?
I will connect you to Bromide he's tech support on those matters.
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What would you consider 'finger licking good'?
My infamous breakfast pizzas !
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Men are All about __________________
The Booty !
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Did you know the Mormons had their own YouTube channel? INTERNET BE AWESOME!?!?
I wanna know when you're getting your own channel.... Bromide TV !
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What would you do for a promotion?
Show my boss the pictures I got of him and his personal assistance !
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Do you limit yourself in your thinking
I limit myself in my insanity !
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Why are you so personally cold?
I live in Alaska !
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Do rats tails really become entangled?
Not if you use cream rinse !
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After the third try, should you give up?
No... worries Bromide
You can buy Viagra on the internet.
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What do you think when someone keeps coming back into your life?
It depends if they are a nice person,it means we were meant to be if it's an a-hole then it means I need to put'em down so they don't comeback again.
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Would you let me tell you something?
Dude...... it'd probably be better if you come out to your family than to us.
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Here's a question:
Here's an answer.
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What is something about you that would surprise me?
I'm Mrs. Cleaver's secret love child from her wild and crazy groupie days.
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if u have an option to save one , either your mom or ur girlfriend while they are drowning whom will u save?
Well,....if you were from the deep south you wouldn't have to make a choice would you...
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from 1 to 10 rate the quality of where you live........
9.9
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Do you have flip or non-flip cell phone?
Nah both my grandparents have flip phones !
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How long will it take for weed and alcohol to leave my system?
Alcohol...... 24 hours
Weed depends on the test.
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Have you been able to step back?
Not when my back's against the wall.
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Someone told me that I'm a little kooky. Should I be insulted or flattered?
it was playful teasing !
If the would have called you a kook that would have been different.
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Is it too early for a margarita?
Nah.....Let's get a pitcher !! First 2 are on me !
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What is the first sign that you are in a bad mood?
Gun fire erupts !
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What's the funniest Western name have you heard an Indian call center person call themselves?
Bromide !
He tried to talked me out of buying an iPad.
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is the msn website run by a crazy cat lady as cat videos seem like big news there?
Maybe fellow ABer "Old School" works there,he's partial to cat videos and pictures.
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What is something other people have pressured you to do but that you will not do?
Get rid of any of my guns.
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Who is funnier...the person purposely trying to be funny or the person who is funny and doesn't know it? Why so?
It depends.I believe everyone can be funny at one time or another.
I've seen some members on AB try to be funny and they tanked badly !
Either you have it or you don't.
What's worst is people who plagiarize !
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Guess what I brought for show and tell? I found it in my parent's nightstand....
Oh....that's a mixed drink stirrer !
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What crosses your mind when you see a security guard standing alone in the rain?
Ex- Highschool jock that thought he was too cool & popular to further his education.
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Hey everyone, what's up?
Same old,same old..... working !
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If I were a police officer, I would ___________________________.
_______________ raid Rachellelynn's place for all the debauchery going on there.
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This weekend I'm finally going to __________ ?
Flag as a Dupe
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What is something that you are very proud of?
That I still haven't been caught for all the people I got buried in my basement.
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Would you like to sin?
Sure...it's one of the few things that are not taxed !
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Last question of the night: Have you ever been heels over head in love?
Yes when I went to "Thunder Down Under" in Vegas.
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Can I be your friend only for today? It expires at the end of Saturday at 12am eastern pacific time.
Damn.... I just missed the deadline.
Maybe I can ask for a raincheck.
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Do you usually want certain people all to yourself or not at all?
Yes but a court order and a restraining order took care of that.
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Have you ever cheated the system?
Many,many times !
I'm doing it right now.
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How many people live in your bathroom?
The only thing I got living in my bathroom is 2 plants and maybe some mildew but some bleach will take care of that.
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Bone heads or full Moon on AB ?
There's quite a few nice people on AB "BUT" to many weirdos !
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Is there such a thing as a "universal" gift, for anyone, any age, any occasion?
Yes a gift card !
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Do you know anyone who has been successful in an effort to be cool?
The Fonz !!
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How's the weather where you live today?
Nippy !!
Cloudy & 45 !
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Would you let someone like me baby sit your teddy bear?
As long as you were board certified !
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Do you like the word "budgie"?
I like the word Pudgy better !
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You annoy me. Why?
You're too touchy !
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What do you do when you've been caught in a lie?
Send in my PR team and bride everyone.
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Should food delivery drivers be allowed to carry a gun while on the job?
I seriously doubt it'd work !
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Are you the type of person who doesn't leave voicemail?
I rather leave this,,,,,It's faster and I can send more info !!
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Do you possess any object which is monogrammed?Care to share the story behind it.
Yes all my towels are monogrammed "MBH"
I got them when I was at the Miami Beach Hilton !
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Are you prepared to defend yourself?
Ahhhh..... I think it's too late for that !
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Do you own a large stereo, a small stereo or no stereo?
A Boombox !!!!
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Whatever happened to...my PB & J sammitch??
I replaced it with a Toe Cheese & Toe Jam Sammitch !
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Borders Books is closing all stores today? Is this good for small, independent book stores? How are you affected?
Just like Blockbusters they failed to keep up with the times !
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Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move,
Gonna make you sweat,_________?
Hey, Mama said Knock You Out !
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Will you take me home?
Nah..... but I'll call you a rickshaw cab to take you home!
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ugg boot is the best boots ?
How in hell was a nuked account able to post messages ????
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From whom would you buy a shrubbery?
From this Dude !!
I could take it home & replant it in the backyard for future enjoyment.
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Why do sheep always dress in wool?
They know you're allergic to it and it's a defense from you Weylons.
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How long was your cartilage sore after getting it pierced?
It depends "WHERE" you pierce !
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What makes a person afraid to let someone inside?
At first glance they might appear somewhat odd !
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Do you avoid situations of meeting strangers? why?
Yes,I do.
I hate small talk.
eg..... so where are you from ? Where did you go to school.
What do you do for a living ?
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If you were to try a new type of volunteer work, what type of work might you want to try?
Teaching retirees self defense at the nursing home !
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What reveals as much as it conceals?
Picture's worth a thousand words.
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What is the worst thing you've ever done to an ex?
I aired out to family/friends and co-workers their dirty laundry and dirty little secrets !
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wats the difference between a hurricane and a cyclone?
Their location !
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What do u dislike and/or hate bout life? I dislike tha fact that there are people out there who would dislike u.
Too many bitter people !
Specially in the internet !
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When, in your opinion, does a person have too much baggage?
!!!!
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Do you smell something unusual only in the evenings, or is it just me and my funny dog?
Yeah...... blame the dog.
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What's the name of Adolf Hitler's cute but hairless dog?
Don't know but he looks like a cute but evil little fellow.
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I like to look at ___________.
rachelllynn in that "Girls Gone Wild" Vid she participated in during her wild and crazy youth.
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A nice man complimented me on my beauty and we have talked several times since. Why has he not asked me out on a date?
He doesn't know how you'll react when you find out he's on parole !
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So, whats for dessert?
Well,I have plenty of high alcohol liqueur so it'll probably something Flambé !
*watch them eyebrows !
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How would you cook a rabbit ?
Rotisserie !
Like they do in China Town.
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Fresh lava cake anyone?
Nah,,,, a little too rich for my taste.
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When would you feel like you are being treated as though you do not exist?
When dealing with a government employee.
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At this moment in time, How long have you been awake ?
3 Hours !!
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What are they saying in the Kardashian Kollection commercial?
It's hard to understand Chloe I think her mother had an affair with a Sasquatch and she's their love child.
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What do you do when you are not sure how to react to something?
When in doubt....whip it out !!!
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The "volcano gods" need a human sacrifice. Anyone you might like offered? anyone?
I'm pure as the driven snow therefore I'll volunteer for humanity's sake.
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Do you have a vicious tongue?
I've been known to make a sailor blush.
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Will you paint me a beautiful picture of life for free?
No but I might be able to photoshop one for you.
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If someone consistently tells you you have disappointed him or her, does that tear away at your happiness?
I would tell them to go pound some sand,I wasn't put on this planet to please them.
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360 men on a dead man's chest, Yo, ho, ho and ???
_____________________You really need to stop going to those types of clubs.
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Why am I still on AB at 4:26 a.m.? I need to go to bed!
"Cuz it's time to go to an after hours rave party.
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What are some good funny sites on the Internet?
Here this should keep you entertained. Enjoy !
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LE5XQxIZOGg/SamjbqYjg3I/AAAAAAAAFmo/ujJRU_-t50g/s1600-h/DSC01699.JPG
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WHEEE!!!!im a __________!
escaped mental patient !
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_____ you Weylon!
She loves ____.
*and for $ 20 I'll tell you who she is...
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What is something special about Oregon?
If it wasn't for it... Washington would come crashing down into California !
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If you have a preference, what month would you like to die in? Why?
Early part of April (before April15th) so I won't have to pay taxes
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What can you discribe "Snooki"(or Nichole)
Morticia & Cousin ITT's unholy love-child.
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What's the difference between a slave and a husband?
There might be a chance the slave is happy with his arrangement.
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Just for for fun, he __________ .
pulls it out in public.
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What's the difference between a slave and an employee?
Type of HMOs they're enrolled in.
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What is your favourite thing to do when you are bored?
Tobbagging !
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I thought I told _______ not to _______.
________ you___________ answer elizabeth17's naughty questions in AB4ADULTS
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What if George Takei called you a douchebag? That's right, a douchebag.
Well,,,,this question came out of left field.
Let me guess....you got just a tad too eager at Comic-Con !
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What is your favorite dessert?
Baked Alaskan.
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Do you like the TV show Breaking Bad?
Love it !
I did miss last season as my Satt. TV provider does not carry AMC.
I'll have to order it thru Netflix.
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Guess who I just met?
Your probation officer.
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Have you ever heard about the goverment is able to take evryones money out of banks if the country goes broke broke??
Nope haven't heard it before but if they did there would anarchy and many politicians would be hanging from trees.
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what is that bulge in your pants?
Ahhh, Yeah !
I Was Born This Way !
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Do you know a web developer? Are they smug?
I used to be a web designer,,,,check out my work and let me know if you want me to design Bromide-Corp's site .
http://www.rogerart.com/
http://avatars.imvu.com/KrYsTaL74
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Do u think they should change tha theme song to Family Guy? I think they should cause i aint laughin' at it.
Why because it's ironic ??
I used to like Family Guy but it has become too raunchy and lame
(eg... When locked in a vault,Stewie talked Brian into eating his pop out of a diaper ??? Who's sick fantasy is that ??)
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Could you take a year off to "find yourself"?
Nah,,,it won't take that long,I've got my @$$ GPSd so I can find myself ASAP.
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How do I download Internet Explorer 7 for free?
Send me $20 and I'll tell you !
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I'm seven years old and my wife is eight.Should we have children now?
Look everybody.... Weylon's dog learn how to type.
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I am coming to steal your ice cream. OK?
Fine...it's too much for me anyway !
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why is this bear
Dude.... you got drunk and your buddies gave you a Brazilian bikini wax !!
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but what if
My Nana had a huge pair of nads.....then she would be my grandpa.
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Which side of the bed do you want?
Dude !!! Never mind !!!
I'm sleeping in the tub.
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What would be your reaction if you discovered a television replaced the preacher in the church?
I would ask them to have the game on the Picture in Picture feature!
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Would you care to share some information with me?
Sure ,you don't mind if it is digital ?
01010100001110101001010010101001010101000101010010101010010010101010100
10101010101010101000101010100101010101010101010101010100110001010101010
1010100110010101010100101010101010101010101010010101010101010101010010100101010
AND
01010100001110101001010010101001010101000101010010101010010010101010100...
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Where in the World are you ?
!!!!
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How much sleep does a pervert need?
Who says I sleep ....
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_____balls
Gorilla ______
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_____nuts
Cocoa ____
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Lets go _____________!
____________out to the lobby and get ourselves a snack.
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My parents always told me to NEVER_______________________________.
_________________ bury a body less than four feet deep.
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Do you feel uncomfortable when a total stranger calls you dear, darling or sweetie?
Depends,,,whether is a dirty old man or a sweet old lady !
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Why do some people hate when others talk about their exes?
Well all my Exes come for Texas.....
Sorry could not help myself.
It's OK as long as they don't keep bring up the subject.
My aunt Becky has been divorced for over 7 years and every single chance she gets,she always has to start blabbing about how "she was married to Dennis for 20 years" blah,,,blah..
She had several first dates just walk out on her.
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Drunk Taco Bell customer walks up to the drive through and tries to order, calls 911 when the restaurant refuses him. Should he be arrested?
At most spend the night on the drunk tank !
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What do you have doubts about?
Whether I'll be able to survive the Alaskan winter !!
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No more _____________ i'm almost there!
_____Full Steam Ahead______
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What is your opinion of Kindle? I would rather hold a book in my hands, but when I am in a foreign country English books can be hard to get.
I might consider getting one if they were $40 or less otherwise I'd rather use my Netbook to store & read books !
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How to make cowboy\work boots tighter around the heel?
Yup............ $2.99~ $4.99 @ Target,Walgreens,Rite-Aid
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I need the specific statute that deals with the liability of golfers at a golf and rv resort. What if their ball damages a home?
Have your golf balls printed with someone else's name (preferably someone who you do not like ) then blame them.
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you have a nice.............
..shaved monkey !
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I may be having a serious break from reality. What should I do?
Dude !!! ..... ride it out...............let your inner-child out.
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My career has turned into the hi-tech industry. I don't like the hi-tech industry and don't seem to have the brain for it. Suggestions?
Become a nude lap dancer or a valet parker at a ritzy Manhattan Apple store. !
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What would you refuse to attend?
Rosie O'donell's Lap-Dance Party !
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If someone 'mocked' you for not believing in Zeus, would you feel provoked and offended?
I don't believe in Zeus.... I believe in Norse Gods !!
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Hey! That is my _________, why did you take it from me?
_________ special mail order item,__________________
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Name something people roll up?
!!!!
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What is your secret Obsession?
!!!!
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Are you (a bit of) a snob?
Being Alaskan Royalty !
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Is it possible to forgive without forgetting?
Not in my case...... One of the last things I told me now Ex-
I can never forgive you nor forget it !
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What would you use against a killer bunny?
I'd take him to the movies !
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What are some good tools to have when handwashing clothes and where can I buy them?
A washboard and a tub !
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Do you think you have polite manners?
Sure,do !!
I fully extend both pinkies while drinking that lemony drink from the finger bowls.
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Ever get so tired you see people at the corner of your eyes who aren't really there?
Dude eat your apple and everything will be OK !
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Have you ever gave someone a flat tire (stepping on their heals) while they were wearing sandals? lol
Nah,,,That's old school like a Hot-Foot.
I did give my ex a couple of different flat tyres thought ! ;-)
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In what year did the world become round?
When we first went into recession,,,everyone had to cut corners.
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What is a sound that you cannot stand?
The sound of Bouncing Man Boobs hitting sweaty flesh !
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What would be the worst possible situation during which to laugh?
When at a stop point you're asked: Have you been drinking.
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Why were there no astronauts on the cow that jumped over the moon?
'Cuz by Union rules it has to be done by a Space Cowboy !
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What would you like the Federal Government to tell you?
From now on all my earnings will be tax exempt !
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What do i do when people keep confusing me for an Asian?
Take out your Katana sword and correct them on the matter.
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You know your lawn needs to be cut when _______ .
You find 90 year old Japanese soldiers not knowing the war is over.
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What should I buy my wife for her birthday? it is on 30th September and she will be 30ish
Depends on your budget.
For $100 my uncle Bob will come to her workplace and serenade her.
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POEM,How can you escape your own mind? 12 Doors Left
And what is your question ????
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The only doctor within 1000 miles during a major blizzard is a retired mortician. Do you have him deliver your firstborn?
I'd see if I can find a midwife.
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Did you ever have a babysitter pop your balloons on purpose to make you cry?
Yes but in return when she wasn't looking I went into her purse and pricked all the condoms she had in there.
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Just say something that rhymes with no.
So
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Do you believe your answers and questions are useful to others on Answerbag?
Oh,,Yes !!
Without them the Universe would implode
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Healthiest thing you've eaten all week
A Bug !
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When will Justin Bieber go away?
In 40 years or so !
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How many beers do you need before you want to slap someone around?
Nil,,,,,,You Got My Money Bitch !!
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What animal would you be least likely to eat?
A crap on Kim Kardashian Bush !
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If you had a million dollars what would you do with it?
Buy 1 Million Lottery scratch-off tickets and lock myself in for the next few weeks.
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Loading...
Dude upgrade to DSL.....
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Is Weylon ok?
No.............Because He's a Mo-Fo Who Likes Skanky Hoes !!
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Can appliances be considered as furniture? (Poor english, so I am not sure) Ex: Fridge, stove. (not talking about vacuums here)
Maybe in the olden days !!!!
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Favourite fictional couple?
Mr.Bromide & AnnonymousGirl !
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Best fight in the world for me
Iron_Eagle VS my Nana !!
She would drop you like a bad habit !!
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Have you ever pretended to have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? If so, why?
Who me........of course not !!
You ??
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If you are watching the news and they are showing video of looting. Is the photographer rasist or the news station for showing it.
Not if they only shoot the white people doing the looting !!
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can you buy a hamster skin coat?
No but I can tell you where you can buy a "Foreskin" coat !
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Forgot mail and went outside late at night and a Coyote was out there. How scared should i be?
He was not paying attention to you he was too busy strapping the Acme rocket to his back so he could catch the Roadrunner.
*There has never been a document case of a Coyote attacking people.
Wolves seldom attack human unless provoked or they are starving.
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Moving to Hoover Alabama what can I expect
Maybe you should try a more upscale town like HooterVille !!
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How many of you have a facebook account and do you use it alot?
Nope cancelled it.....just like Twitter.
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Do you dare leave the house without first consulting your horoscope?
Nope,I rely on a higher authority .
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Can everyone please stop asking questions for 1 minute?
Sure....60...59...58...57
*But we can still answer question,can we ?
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I never looked at you that way. Cuz I always thought you were ____.
________________________ transgender !
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Is it ok to answer questions while sitting on the toilet?
Sure why not !
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Hows it hanging?
It's taped up !
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I want to be loved _______________.
By Anyone !
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How %&*#ed are we now?
More than yesterday,,,less than tomorrow !!
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Is eating peanuts for every meal bad for you?
It's better than nothing !
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Have you ever wondered where the homeless people go after work?
That's a Urban Legend !
I have heard certain homeless people can make $300 in a good day but it's not everyday,,,,PLUS they take a lot of abuse from nasty people (have kinds of crap and body fluid thrown at them,cussed out and laughed up)
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If you fell to the center of the eath, would gravity keep you hovering there? (Let's ignore the fact that you would inevitably die.)
You'll end up P** off the Devil for dropping by uninvited and he'll kick you butt right back up !
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Why is Che Guervera idealized in American culture?
Most young people wearing Tshirts with his image has no F**ing idea of who he is,they just think his pix looks cool !
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Who do you think is the anti-christ today?
Moongrim !
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When you meet people by certain names, what name gives you the creeps?
Anyone with the middle name McFeely ! as a matter of fact that was Mr. Roger's middle name.
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Why do women wear dresses and skirts?
Because if they didn't they would be "Neekid"
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I told my husband that a company that I applied to called me to work and...see description
You're supposed to ask if the men there would be hitting on you a lot ?? I don't think your new employer will like that ! Like they're going to tell you "Why,yes ! We have tons of guys in our company that love to grab ass,why do you ask ??!
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I heard they are casting for your bio-pic next week, who do you want to play you?
Snookie in a Thong !!
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ABer's, if you had 200,000 dollars what would you do with it? Create a nest egg? Blow it partying?
I would buy 200,000 scratch-off lottery tickets !
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How many people would be BRAVE enough to own a car--that had its computer software produced by MICROSOFT???
Yeah why not but not the Beta edition !
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My friend is an ex-felon driving to Vegas to sell a rare sword at a pawn shop..If pulled over in route, could that get him his last strike?
Not unless the sword is hot or he's threatening people with it !
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Do you read a daily newspaper, either in print or online? If so, which sections are your favorites?
No, I haven't held a newspaper in years,as far as online, I rather go to NBC,CBS,ABC or CNN websites for my news !
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Will the airlines allow me to transport cremated remains in my carry on luggage?
You need to contact they airlines and inquire,,,I do know they require for it to be in a special sealed container.
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If white people don't vote for Obama, does that mean they are racists? I've noticed a lot of people here on yahoo seem to be implying that white people that don't vote for Obama must be racist. Or that if Obama doesn't win America must be racist. Isn't i
Yes you are and you should vote for Obama because he is the American people's savior !
He will lead us to the promised land.
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Is Obama more synonymous with Hitler, Stalin or Mao Zedong?
Even though Obama the savior of the American people is not my cup of tea, I doubt he can be compared to mass murders!
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What you think did the ancient mariners (like Magellan,Columbus, etc) do to keep themselves entertained while sailing on the high seas?
Ye Ol' Facebook and Twitter !
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Should the United States revamp it's tax system to be like Russia's (Flat Tax) system?
I don't think Russia would be the nation to look up for any type of advice !
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You know you're old when.....................!
You start listening to the oldie station.
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how to avoid attack from black people in NY New Ark at 3 am being on half naked and white?
Ply with you nipples and blow kisses at them.
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What is the best way to store bird fat balls to stop them going hard? I currently keep them in the garden shed in a plastic tub. Thanks
Keep them in your mouth they should preserve well in there.
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how is a tag transferred
You utter "Tag you're It"
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What comes to mind when you hear, "must be the season of the witch"?
!!!
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Who is always the wind beneath your wings?
Gtravels Farting !!
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whats the fastest way to catch a cold?
For me and my family,,,,,going grocery shopping !!
2 weeks ago the Mo-Fo cashier gave it to all of us !
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whats the fastest way to catch a cold?
For me and my family,,,,,going grocery shopping !!
2 weeks ago the Mo-Fo cashier gave it to all of us !
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How many times you got your Facebook account disabled?
Every time I post Naked pix and X rated videos of "MoreCowBell"
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If the British Isles are more north than Connecticut then why does Connecticut get more snow?
For the same reason Seattle is the Northern most state capital (not including AK) but hardly ever gets any snow !
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Does anyone no what you have to be able to do to become a Police offese, or get in to the army
Thanks
First learn how to beat the hell out of people with billy club !
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Okay...enough joking around. WHO ATE MY TWINKIES??
Your boyfriend did,he said it was your birthday !!
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If you are being extremely quiet, what does that mean?
Wheel of Fortune is on !!!
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i need ways to release anger and stress built up from work?
Try an Xtra strength laxative !
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Am I Pregnant? (Description)
Yes you are congrats !!!!
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What's the world record speed for a human powered bicyle when the person was petaling normally and not petaling really fast?
Your question does not make sense !
The only way that can occur is if the bike is equipped with rockets !
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If you have your own place how do you get your neighbor's to leave you alone, especially kid neighbors?
Get a Pitbull !
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I need to manage lower back pain without going to the chiropractor every other week. Anyone have a good at home remedy for my strain?
Don't waste your time with Chiropractors.It's a huge waste of money unless your insurance is paying for it!
I went to one,he billed my insurance $750 X 3 session and the only benefit I got from it was from a 15 minute session with his massage therapist.
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Why are older people so mistrusting of technology?
I know what you mean this is my Nana's Laptop !
It took me forever to get her to use it !
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Why do people believe Barack Obama is the antichrist?? Where's the proof?
I have no idea !
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you walked to the bar or liquor store,with no money?
how did you get what you want? legally?
My S/O paid !!!
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Would you like to make out with Chelsea Handler? Her breeziness doesn't seem to be an act. She seems to really enjoy making out with guys.
Skank City !
She's an old Hag !
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What helps me to recall my memories from 2009?
They're manufacturing these foot long suppositories that can help you jog your memory !
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Wat is the best way to recall my memories of 2009?
What is it gonna take for you to stop this S**T
A Molotov Cocktail !
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Wat is a good way to try to recall my memories of 2009?
Yes I'll kick you @$$ back to 2009 ! Bend over !!
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What do these things have in common? Card, Goal and Fence?
They are all included in your question !!
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Whoaoaoaoaoaoaoaaoaoa, would you like to be caught in Lady Gaga's pants?
No it's already too crowded in there !
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what has miley cyrus become?
A new version of Christina Aguilerra or Britney Spears !
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Are you living in a powder keg and giving off sparks?
I'm Living in Sin with a Safety Pin !
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I know thIs might sound stupid but how long does it take for peach fuz to grow back after waxing it?
Buy Apricots instead !!
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Do some questions here just make you cringe?!
Oh. Yes ! I remember how great this site used to be,,,someone should put it out of it's misery !
Any takers ????
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If a 20 year old got a 17 year old pregnate in the state of michigan could any charges be brought against the 20 year since the age of consent is 16?
You answered your own question,,, Let me guess she's your Cuzin !!!!!
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How to clean a keyboard?
Put it in the washing machine !
This is just a set up for a Spammer !!
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I need to make money quickly... What's the best way? Im 17, still going to college. No time for a job. Can anyone help?
Rob a bank ! It should take just 20 minutes and you can do it once or twice per week !
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Any idea on how to scare a ghost?
Show it naked Pix of Judge Judy !
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So Pamela Anderson "is going to take it all off for Playboy" again. Is this an act of desperation or what?
She's over the hill,she looks like she has been ridden hard and put away wet ! which she has !!
They are going to have to hire extra people to airbrush her worn out @$$ !
Same deal with Carmen Electra !!
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on an i phone is there an app you can download to hack peoples phone to listen to what there saying without even ringing them im worried
Yes,it's called the Hack-App ! You can buy it for 99 cents !!
It's an urban myth !
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Does it bother you when people tell you you should get counselling? Why or why not?
I have wondered why people like Dear Abby & Ann Landers always got away with doing that crap,they got paid by printing people's problems and just telling them "I advice you to please seek some counseling"
Heck,I can do that,where can I sign up !
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What number is the most abused number in the world?
69 !!
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If pro ballers did NOT make millions where would the money go that is made?
The team owners would transition from multimillionaires to billionaires
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What was the last electronic device you were really angry with?
My HP mini !
The internet has become so F**g bloated I need my full size Laptop or my desktop to access most websites.
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Okay...enough joking around...WHO TOOK MY BATHING SUIT???
You're still wearing it, you just can't see it !!
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Do you believe that there is always an alternative to war?
Yes dropping a "Nuke" on them !!!
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Dude, where's your car?
Don't you remember your Ex got half of it in the settlement !!!
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Why do people leave their curtains and blinds drawn at night when they have all the lights on?
Because of my Nightly Peep-Show of course !! Next week it's your turn !!
*by the way,what were you doing in the middle of the road earlier today??
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is cheses a fruit
No but you are !
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On the show Mash what state was Hawkeye from?
Crabapple Cove ME
*Also you might want to look up the definition of "Sarcasm"
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How do I tell my daughter what I saw?
Wrong site !!!
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How does one achieve more than 10,000 points in less than a month and a half on AB?
NOT POSSIBLE??.
Yes I know who that is,,,, I don't want to say any names but I heard rumors she got'em point by being a little hussy and flashing her puppies !
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After carving a pumpkin into a jack-o-lantern, how long does it have until it rots?
Try washing it with Bleach !
http://www.myscienceproject.org/pumpkin.html
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What movie was Henry Winkler & Sly Stallone were in together, Before Happy Day's & Rocky this movie made them
The Lords of Flatbush !
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071772/
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What kind of drug is Special K?
It's Good Cereal !
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You wake up after a good nights sleep, turn to your side and there's a dead hooker lying next to you,what do you do next?
Call her Pimp to come and pick her up !
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Do you make iced tea or sun tea?
I have never tried Sun tea but I might!
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i am waiting to get my handicap parking placard,, what can i do till i get it,, i really need to use the spaces sometimes
If you have qualified for it you might try parking at a handicap spot if you get a ticket you should be able to get it revoked !
"BUT" you might encounter angry noisy good Samaritans who might confront you for parking in a handicap spot without a permit.
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since so few people seem to like the new answerbag design, why does it remain?
Because the staff does not care,they don't care what people want or like.
They're making money with the stupid Self-Spamming questions and shoving Twitter/Facebook down our throats at every chance !
Featuring the professional researches accomplishments and qualifications is just a way to post their resumes online !
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I'm tired of people complaining. What should I do to stop them from complaining?
File a complaint !
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I'm eating Campbell's chicken noodle soup and it's good, but the chicken tastes metallicky. Could I be pregnant? (I'm 49).
Yes and I'm throwing you a baby shower !
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The tv show Happy Day's who was Joannie's best friend?
Her shower massager !
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So this guy i like kept insisting
It's always the same drama BS with you, either a black girl is messing with you or you this crap with this guy !
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Would you ever sell your soul for personal gain?
I would put it up for bidding on eBay/
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Has Obama actually done anything that was successful?
Yes, getting elected !
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How long would you wait for a business to return your call from a message left on their answering machine?
The professional thing would be by the end of the day "BUT" reality is they probably won't unless I keep calling them !
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Here I am baby signed, sealed, delivered. Am I yours?
I'll arrange for Fed-Ex pick up !
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Have you ever declined a "friend request" on AB? If so, why?
Only when they don't include the $20 fee !
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I have heard that in 50.000 years the sun will consume the earth. Is this true?
Yes and you better start packing cuz we're relocating to Mars!
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Why are eco friendly cars so ugly? Can't you stick a green motor in a muscle car frame?
http://www.rasertech.com/media/videos/the-electric-h3
'Cuz
They are designed to be aerodynamically efficient and as light as possible !
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What do u think is within Area 51?
It's a compound where Elvis,Michael Jackson,Jim Morrison and Tupac live in harmony !
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I just prank called your mom. Is that AW-IGHT?
She just called me,she's not happy and told me she's gonna F* you up.
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Girls
Which type of Underwear do you prefer to wear?
When I'm feeling sexy !!
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If water is treated for recycling at a sewage treatment plant, What happens to the sediments?
That's how they make Yoo-hoo drinks.
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Do i have to be citizen to win a lottery in Switzerland or to win Euro Millions?
Yeah,I got the same email for some reason I keep winning the lottery in other countries even though I have never participated but right now I'm too busy helping a Nigerian prince in transferring funds !
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A typical pro football game takes 3 hours to complete while the ball is in actual play a mere 9 to 12 minutes. What is more boring to watch?
A NASCAR race,,,,, just tape 2 minutes of the race and loop it !!
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what kind of caterpillar is brown and black
One that is rusty and has been working in the mud !
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When you hear noises outside at night, should you race outside and start shooting wildly, or calmly investigate?
I'll just pitch one of my grandpa's WWII pineapple grenades out the window !
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Do you think that bagels are good with cream cheese or butter?
Actually, they're best with Egg,Canadian Bacon & Cheese
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IT'S RANDY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#$!
Where's the UniBomber when you need him.
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Wat is a nice way to recall my memories of 1990?
Drink Draino ! It will jog you memory !
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How can I go back and recall my memories of 1990?
For the Love of God or anything you find sacred ,,,,, Stop this BS
I swear I'm gonna Garrotte Yo' @$$
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What board game are you unbeatable at?
Chutes and Ladders ! I'm World-Class !
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Why they called sea lion?
Sea lions have been described as a "lion of the sea" because of their golden eyes and bellowing roar.
They were named by Wilhelm Steller.
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Aren't you sick of remakes? How many versions of ONE movie should be allowed?
I think the worst are so-called "Reboots"
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im new here. help me?
Yes,,, what do you need ?? Directions to the nearest bathroom !
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How much is a carving pumpkin where you live?
Actually, I'm carving Jack O' Lanterns faces on my Black Holes and selling them instead !
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What colour of the rainbow are you ?
Ultra-Violet
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What animal do you think is MOST like you in the animal kingdom?
I don't know about me but my cousin looks like a Panda Bear,Big Fat Rollie Pollie sitting on his ass all day long always chewing on something !!
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Which one is better ?
Get one of these and you won't have to choose !
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What is your favorite section of the newspaper ?
I haven't read a paper newspaper in ages ! I rather access their websites !
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Is it obvious when people hurt your feelings?
I would say so !!
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Strangest rumor you've heard about yourself?
Not kidding,,,that I had recently relocated because I was hiding from the Mob,,,I was involved in a drug deal gone bad !!?????
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How much effort would it take for someone to become close to you?
Background check and a strip search to begin with,,,,
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what are some shocking movies?
Very Bad Things,8 MM !
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Was your mother ever a stripper?
No but my Nana was a Fan-Dancer!
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When was the last time you locked yourself in or out of somewhere?
I locked myself out of my car 2 months ago,,,,I locked myself in my Panic-Room everyday to keep myself safe from you !
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Name any building that has Wi-Fi in it?
Better yet try naming one that doesn't !
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whats the worst thing you can do on your first day on the job?
Get Drunk,Naked and make a pass at the boss' wife!
*I won't do that again!
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If something is low price and you know it is worth more do you volunteer more?
It depends in the situation ! Specially if the person does not know the value !
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Did Reba McEntire have breast enhancement?
Push up bra or Wonder Bra!
*and I wouldn't say you're flat chested ! You got lovely "Man-Boobs" !! : P
J/K !!!! ; )
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Why won't you admit that one time you bought those cheap shoes they always advertise on here?
Where else am I gonna get my Pokemon-Nintendo platform shoes !
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Can I do anything to laminate floor to darken the color?
Yes, you can set it on fire !
This self Spamming is pitiful AnswerBag !
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Where are the billions meant for Haiti ?? Thousands are living in tent cities in squalor while cholera looms.
As always most of it went to the local politicians and warlords !
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What was the name of the cartoon back in 90s?
Sailor Moon !!! J/K
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Reboot !
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ReBoot
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Do you know ANYBODY who came from a functional family? {as opposed to dysfunctional}?
The Addams Family !
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I LOVE food and will try any at least once. What was your moment of bravery you ate something out of the norm that nearly made you hurl?
Lox on a Bagel !
I had eaten half of it before someone told me what it was ! :P
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Whats the best fast food/regular resturaunt and the best dish/thing to eat there?
Anything on the menu of Pollo Tropical,,, a Florida fast food restaurant.
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What does swak mean?
That you're dyslexic and have a hard time spelling Swan.
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I have an uncut ruby about the size of a golf ball. How much could it be worth and where could i get it appraised?
Just off the top of my head ! A reputable jewelery store unless it's hot !
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Why does everything "cool" have to have an "i" in front of it?
It has become an iWorld !
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What is the worst dating advice you've ever gotten or given?
Give it a chance,,,,so what if they have been tried for murder,,,they were acquired both times !
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Which computer are you using right now?
My HP Mini
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How many songs does it hold in 4GB?
That like asking how many rocks can I fit in a standard grocery bag !
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How do you like (If you like them) your eggs cooked?
I like eggs in a basket !
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Have you ever gotten addicted to a melody? If so, What song was it, and why do you think it was so addictive?
!!!
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Did God invent potatoes?
He uttered "Let there be Spud "
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Who was your favorite TV mother?
Shaft !
He was a Bad Motha !
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Do you know anyone who says "i"-talian?
i Do !
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I want to know a simple way to get my mom to spank me?
Dude!!! You need to get yourself a mature Dominatrix to help you with your fantasies !
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When do you know you're at the end of the road?
When you come across this !
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So, yeah. How about those anti-spam techniques being implemented?
Their secret state of the art techniques are as follow: Spammer floods the site with numerous Spam after each one is flagged a minimum of 20x ,,,, 10 days later it is deleted from the site and the Spammer placed in the penalty box ! Voila !!
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What will help me recall my memories of 2006?
A Time Machine ! Pi$$ off with this BS !
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Why are my frozen french fries taking so long to cook? It's been like 20 minutes. Culinary.
Because you forgot to turn on the stove !
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Why do pajamas last so long?
They don't ,,,, actually the Pajama Fairies come to your home every few months to replace them with exact replicas.
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What do you think about the scandalous pictures of the Glee cast in GQ magazine?
They're weak ! I think it's just a publicity stunt !
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Are you a space cowboy or a gangster of love? Do you play your music in the sun?
Actually I'm a Slamma Jamma,I do 360 Dunks and I play my music on the down low !
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what would you use to pretect someone else?
I would call my personal pitbull "MoreCowBell87" to maul the Mo-Fo !
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if you drive your car 100 miles from your house and then walk 7 miles then stop where do you think you will be?
In the Ocean !!
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What could possibly stimulate the mind of a being that knows everything?
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma !
*with a chewy nougat center.
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Anyone feel sorry for poor OJ?
I'm sending him a KY-Jelly care package !
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Have you ever lost confidence in yourself because of a skin mole or skin moles? If so, have you ever recovered?
What is it about you and moles,,,today ??
How bad could they be ? If they bother you that much get them laser removed !
http://www.ehow.com/about_4781119_mole-removal.html?ref=Track2&utm_source=ask
http://www.ehow.com/how_2039052_remove-mole-naturally.html?ref=Track2&utm_source=ask
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Are married minors (specifically fifteen-years-old) considered dependents as spouses, dependents as children, or dependents as both?
It is my understanding when a minor is legally married he or she is emancipated and considered an adult !
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if you were to kill yourself, how would you do it?
I would let a Grizzly bear family eat me !! No funeral expenses as there would be nothing left and it would be eco-friendly !
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I have a black hooded cape. What should I go as for Hallowe'en?
A Black Hole !
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How many pounds would a rope have to be able to hold to support a 200 pound body from falling 5 feet?
Well,,,,at least 200lbs !
Are you asking about the rope's tensile strength ? It depends on what the rope is made of.......
whether the body is 5 inches off the ground or 50 feet it does not matter !
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Unmarried people only: Would you rather have your own place but use public transportation, or have a car and have roommates?
I would rather live in my car and have room mates !
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Before Elvis Presley became famous he was a truck driver. What was the company he worked for?
HeartBreak Lines !
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What nutritional supplement do you take that you consider the most important to your overall health?
Morphine !
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Where do skin moles come from?
From the Mole People that live under your house.they come up during the night and place them on your body,,,,,,{{they cop a feel in the process}}} !
*Moles come from a concentration of melanocyte cells.
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How much rocket fuel do we need to burn in order to reach the ultimate speed, the speed of light?
One or Two googolplex-tons !
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What did you eat for breakfast? I had a kolache my hubby brought me from a business trip last night that came from this BOMB Czech bakery.
Not even close to being that exotic ! A burnt bagel & juice !
What is a "BOMB" Czech bakery ?
Sounds like a franchise sponsored by Hamas and owned/operated by Ted Kazinski !
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Which is the best country to visit to relax, and why??
Dubai but if you got the money !
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Why do people feel the need to give fake names when they meet new people on the internet??
What are you talking about ??? This is my real name and my chosen profession. I work out of my home !!
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How do we cope with information overload?
Upgrade your CPU & RAM !
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What’s in your grocery cart??
My entire belongings ! {{{* I can't even afford a colour camera :`( }}}
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Have you inspired a question on AnswerBag or suspected you were the reason behind one? If so, what was it?
Yeah, but I took care of it so that person does not ever ask questions like that ever again !
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9786754
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Have you ever told a cab driver that you're being followed and that they had to lose them?
I think that would only work in movies most cab drivers would become paranoid and pull to the side of the road so whomever is chasing me would get me.
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What does bipedal mean?
A pedal that swings both ways!
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Bi = Two,Dual
Pedal- Foot,Footed
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If we had inbraced the native lifestyle,
The least thing they could have done is not decimate the entire race.
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If you were in charge of NPR, would you have fired Juan Williams for his comments about Muslims? Why or why not?
No it was politically correct BS ! He spoke his mind and said how he felt !
It's not as if he called for violence against Muslims!
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Why is the N-word considered racist while "cracker" is not?
Because it's weak just like Honky !
The term Cracker comes from the time they used whips to drive cattle !!
Uhhhhhh !!! big insult !
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I have a Hitachi Rear-projection 51S500 TV and I just bought a Sony Blu-Ray player. There is no place to hook up the HDMI cable to the television. Are there other options to get the HD quality from the Blu-Ray player on this TV?
You can get up to 1080i using component video cables ! (they are green,blue and red )
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i can't find anything on the remote for dvd to allow cc, there is no option that i can find on dvd remote.
You need to access the player's menu to activate the CC not the TV !
The CC button on the TV remote only works for broadcast programs !
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home was bought in a sheriffs sale, went to move 2 cars owners said they were theirs!!
Well thank you for sharing !!
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Why Was I Able To Buy Alcohol Online Underage Without Having To Show Any Proof Of ID..........................................?
They do it because most of the sales will be by adults,teenagers won't bother to order it online,they don't have the patience to wait for delivery as they have the attention span of a gnat and need instant gratification !
PLUS if they need to buy booze,they'll just send the pretty girl in the group to flirt with the nerdy pimple face store clerk.
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If birds fly south for the winter, how come Florida, Texas, and the Caribbean aren't over-run by birds between December and March?
They only allow the migration of white birds,any other colour including brown is considered a pest, blamed for the declining economy and of stealing the white birds' jobs !
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What do you think the world would be like without well-rounded people?
A thin world !
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Has the marketing of a product ever turned you off from buying it?
Mainly when they flood every cable channel with their commercials !
Cheez-it snacks has these stupid commercial of the misbehaving talking wheel of cheese,it's so cheesy (excuse the pun) they play them non stop through out the day and night !
I would never buy that snack except to smash it on the head of whomever though it was funny to create those commercials.
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What kind of foods do you recommend to stop my stomach from making noises while it's digesting?
I don't understand do you want food that would muffle the sound !
Loud digesting noise is that really a problem ? There might be food that would prevent you from developing gas but stopping digesting noises!!!
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Is Camping (living rough for a few days) something that appeals to you?
I never understood why people would spend a ton of money to pretend that they are homeless !
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Are there any girls out there that like Star Wars?
My Niece loves it !
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Which laptop is better? I'd like to use it for pretty much everything and possibly 3d gaming if the specs allow!?
Depends on your budget !
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Should sick people be allowed to cough?
They should be caned in public.
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Who's worried about Apple and their plan to further censor what we can and cannot express? (Please read excerpts below) Will it stop there?
The software will have bugs and glitches word like: As,Shift,Luck,Lick and phrases like Tit for Tat will prevent messages from being sent !
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Has anybody ever met someone famous?
Yes,I drove 50 miles to meet the men who shook Andy Griffin's hand .
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HURRY!!! Bagels or Waffles?
I'll just get the juice bar !
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would you buy this?
(my third attempt to paint).
I'll give you a wooden nickel !
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What's a stupid thing to put on top of a pizza?
A Blackhole!!! It soaks up all the cheese & sauce !
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Who is taking part in The World Fireworks Championship this year?
They only people I know is Stumpy & Lefty
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Did you know that Egyptians have explained 99 out of the 100 secrets from the Pharos. Who knows the 100th secret?
Michael Jackson was an Egyptian queen !
http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local-beat/Bust-Check-Out-MJs-Bust-52512812.html?yhp=1
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How do you deal with a person u thought was a best friend, and they turn out to be a PSYCO, like serial killer nuts?
Why ??? What do you know ?
Have you been to my basement ???
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What is a cool way to try to recall my memories of 1990?
What is a cool way to choke the $h*t out of you so you stop asking these stupid questions!!!
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What would be good on popcorn?
Cotton-Candy
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A movie that I can't recall?
Amnesia !!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0306456/
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I'm a nanny and my boss is a bad mother. Not CPS bad but uncaring and lazy to say the least. What do i do?
Grin & Bear it ! Very few people had mothers like Carol Brady & June Cleaver !
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Why do so many people walk away from their financial obligations?
It's the American way !
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Who punched You on your EYE???!!
Mrs. Cleaver Did !!!!!
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9784603
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Is Christmas this year going to be any different for you than last year?
Yes it be 3k miles from the place I was last year !
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Your about as much use as a ?
A screen door in a submarine !
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does only one TRUTH exist?
Yes,and The Truth is Out There !
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How many servings of fruit does a pound of Skittles count as?
Half a cherry pit !
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my little field mouse is getting sicker by the day, :( why ?! i just caught him the other day, made a little home and everything.
It's a "Field" Mouse !! Not a home mouse !!
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What food(s) do you like that you do not have to cook?
Take-Out ! I don't need to cook it, all I need is my cell !!!
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Is it OK for a 7 year old girl to kick a 7 year old boy in the balls if..?
People will post Politically Correct BS but sometimes you need to do what you need to do,what I would do different is teach the girl pressure points that will cause pain but won't do permanent damage !
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is it weird to be in love with a video game character ?
Yes!
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Whats the best way into your pants?
I don't know about me but for my slutty cousin,,,you'll need to climb to the top of the slide she has built into her pants
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Did you know there is a TV show starring William Shatner based on a Twitter feed? Seriously? That's it. That's it for me.
I'm not surprised,Shatner is a media whore,he'll do anything for a buck !
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What is the difference between normal grains and refined grains?
Whole grains contain the entire grain kernel (the bran, germ, and endosperm) and are very nutritious. Examples of gluten-free whole grains that are commonly available include whole cornmeal, brown rice, buckwheat, and quinoa.
Refined grains have been processed in a mill to remove the bran and germ. This processing gives the grain a finer texture and improves its shelf life, but it also removes...
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What is something to which many people tend to overreact?
When I pull out my sawed-off shotgun in public !
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Should we trust Google?
Let me Google for an answer ......
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What is the most ridiculous quote you have ever heard?
!!!!
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What kind of situation would get you angry in an instant?
Someone watering down my drinks when I'm paying premium price.
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Are you a church leader?
No but I'm perverted & dishonest enough.
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Ladies: I need help...
Nair !! Ouch !!!! You''l end up chemically burning your cooch !
Baby oil & a razor ! Try waxing !!
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What is the most powerful word after God?
MOM !
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which nation has the weakest laws on handgun ownership in the industrialized world?
Most 3rd World countries !
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I have court in the morning what should I wear
Very conservative !
Don't wear your Daisy Dukes cut-offs and your "Ass,Gas or Grass" T-shirt !
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Which costume to choose for Halloween: Robyn Hood or native American?
I'll go as Chief Two Farts to the Wind !
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When was the Cold War???
During the Arctic Age !
*ClintonvilleTom has it right !
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Where would you like to wake up?
I'm hoping on a bed !
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What do you want to be when you grow up?
A Cowboy !
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im am official squirter. been for 16 years. why some men don"t understand this power? i wish i could meet someone on my level.
You should look into joining the "Squirters Olympic"
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Do you think marching band should be considered a sport?
Oh yeah the nerds would love that,they'll get a letter jacket and claim they are jocks !
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The fresh pasta I made is "chewy". What did I do wrong?
You overcooked it !
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How old were you when you moved out of home? What's a good age to move out?
16 when I joined the Merchant Marines !
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What do we need in order to be happy ?
For most men "Booze and Hookers"
*Come guys be honest
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What does god look like? What does heaven look like?
I think heaven must look like New England in autumn!
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Fill in the blank please: _______ & _______ sitting in the tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Palin & O'Donnell
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Why do people like rain so much??
!!!
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How can someone who isn't very smart become VERY smart? What should they do to attain such a goal? What should they do EXACTLY? Thanks!
Read the book "Flowers for Algernon"
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How do you keep a pumpkin from rotting so quickly after it's been carved?
Fill it with formaldehyde .
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what isle would you find petroleum jelly at wal-mart?
Isle 3B
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Do you think 15 year old Justin Bieber and 29 year old Kim Kardashian make a cute couple?
She would roll over and he would get lost in the crack of her @$$!
They'll need a mountain rescue team to retrieve him !!
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Do you think people who talk quietly are shy?
""""F*** NO!!!!!""""""""
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If you were going to die in one minute, what would your last words be?
I cannot remember am I supposed to cut the red wire or the blue ?!
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Is it true that supermarkets in America sell weapons and munition?
Sure I buy my Ammo whenever I buy my milk & bread at the Piggly Wiggly!
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Who is the greatest prophet ever?
Obama!!
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What myths would you like to see President Obama test when he appears on Mythbusters?
Whether he can walk on water or part the sea when he lead us into the promised land !
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What was the name of the heaviest man ever? Aparently they were 1,996,721 pounds. Crickey! :S
You gotta be kidding !!! He would be "5 TIMES" the weight of a Blue Whale !
*What would a 2 million pound man would look like ????
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Does society really need something like the 'KFC Double Down'.....really?!!
KFC is cashing in on the "No Carbs" diet craze !
I have yet to meet someone who has lost weight and kept it off,they usually lose 10~15 pounds which they gain within a few days of discontinuing the diet.
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Are humans GOOD sometimes doing bad or BAD sometimes doing good?
Bad forced to be good by the consequences !
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Should the FBI be able to attach a tracking device to an individual's car without a warrant? What about attaching it to the individual?
After the "Patriot Act" there's not much the federal government cannot do !
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What is a disease causing organism called?
My Ex-
*Bacteria,Viruses, and Parasites or a Pathogen a micro-organism.
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Out of these, which comedian is the best?
Sandler and Myers both made funny movies (Happy Gilmore,Austin Powers)! The rest are just lame !
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what is an old wooden ironing board worth?
Unless it is homemade,I would guess a pretty penny as it would be an antique !
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Were there African Americans in the bible?
They did not exist !
Africans were still in Africa !
American had only Natives !
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Which branch of the military is the most respected?
Probably the Marines even though it is not a branch as it falls under the Navy !
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What are the disadvantages of wood flooring in meat department?
It wouldn't be a problem if you bleached it everyday and sand it every few months.
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Is it illegal to blow up a vehicle on private property?
I'm certain the police will have something to say about you using explosives !
If you really want to have fun,do it in public property and dress in loose white clothing and a turban !
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Is your childhood lost?
No, it's still alive and kicking!
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Can someone make me a screen name for msn??...with the name Sheena...
Shenna-dontknow
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Any girls wanna "Play" on web cam? Just for fun, no strings attached. Send me your AIM/MSN/Yahoo address. ;)
I'm "GAME" big boy!
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What are some ways YOU bring peace to your surroundings?
For me to leave.....
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Is it possible to catch the end of a cracking whip with your bare hands?
Ask a Dominatrix !
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How do I confront my Best Friend?
Yes, so what ! How is that any of your business !
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If District of Columbia isn't a state, then what state do the residents of Washington DC say they belong to?
The state of confusion !!
The U.S. Congress has ultimate authority over the District of Columbia, though it has delegated limited local rule to the municipal government. The land forming the original District came from the states of Virginia and Maryland. However, the area south of the Potomac River (39 square miles or about 100 km²) was returned, or "retroceded", to Virginia in 1847 and...
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Hey, someone tried to Abduct me Last Summer and I don't even know who it was!!Who do you think it was?? Please tell me!!
It was me,but it'll be ready for you next time,,,,I got myself one of these !!!
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What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?
Rosie O'Donell or Whoopie Goldberg !
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What is the worst costume for Halloween?
A pregnant Mother Teresa .
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If a baseball leaves the ballpark when a game is going on, and it hits a car, is the team liable to damages?
Yes but you'd have to sleep with the player that hammered it out of the park to get your money !
Actually,when you buy a ticket you release them from any liability !
Unless gross negligence is involved !
{ Ticket holders assume all risks and danger incidental to the game of baseball, whether occurring prior to, during ,or subsequent to the actual playing of the game.}
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how can i make ny hands stop sweating all the time?!?!
Cut down on caffeinated beverages.
Try Over-the-counter antiperspirants,baby powder,corn starch or chalk.
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At a bar fight:Are you the type of person to get hit in the head with an empty booze bottle or the kind of person to hit others on the head with an empty booze bottle? ;)
The heck with empty bottles I get a pool cue and start swinging (better reach)I'd knock them out before they can get close with their bottle !
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My school has banned the I love boobies wristbands that suport brest cancer victims.its debated that they should or not whats your opinion?
They should get PETA involved and claim it's this type of Boobies they're trying to save!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby
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wat does 'oatmeal' consist of?
Hot Dog wienies ! "OAT"-meal !
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moving a flat screen tv... tips please
If you have the original packaging, use it !!
Don't lay it flat.
Wrap it with thick blankets !
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Is there any possible way to move out if you are only sixteen in michigan, if you are miserable and would rather die then live there?
You should contact Michigan's Department of Human Services .
http://www.michigan.gov/dhs/0,1607,7-124-5452_7119-21208--,00.html
http://www.michigan.gov/dhs/0,1607,7-124-5452_26744---,00.html
Ask to speak to a counselor and discuss with them what's troubling you,,you could be placed in foster care until your 18th birthday or be legally emancipated !
...
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Could I be pregnant? HELP!!!!
Anything is possible but we cannot give you an online pregnancy test !
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What time is it right now and were are you because its 22:59 in England
It's Miller time,,,,who's gonna join me !!!!!
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Should there be laws in the West against non-Muslims eating in public in order to accommodate the Muslim observance of Ramadan?
If they don't like it they can relocate to a Muslim country !
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I need ladies to help me practice by walking on me with their shoes on to help me get ready for my world record challenge. Do you yes/no?
Dude !!!!
You need to get yourself a Dominatrix to help you with your fantasies !
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I have Windows Vista and everyone makes fun of me. I can't afford Windows 7? Should I get a Mac? Or what?
You can afford a MAC but not Windows 7 ??
Get a bootleg version or use freeware,,,,,, Linux
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Should this radio jock have been fired for making fun of somone with such a name?
Maybe at most reprimand !
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What is actually inside a woman's breast when there not pregnant?
Silicon !
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Whats the difference between coke and pepsi?
Coke has a bite to it ,,Pepsi is mellow !
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My ex-friend keeps butt dialing me, she says she keeps looking but its not there. Could she be just calling me? What?
Tell her to use her finger to dial and not her butt ! It's unsanitary !!
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My ex is now going out with my best friend.
what should i do?
Get a new best friend !
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When you know your pastor is teaching false doctrine, what would you do?
Switch churches ! or better yet start my own church !
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What if someone opened a bar called The Twilight Zone where all the bartenders looked like Ed or Bella?
They would make a killing in "Bloody Mary" sells
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What will you think of a person who leaves the message in three different languages on your answering machine?
Why would Sybil be calling me !!??
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Who in Vancouver Washington smokes weed?
p.s I love cannabis.
Nope,I'm just growing indoor veggies !
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Do energy drinks realy energize us ? and wats ur favt energy drink ?
Yes,it energizes their pockets!
What most people don't know is Energy = Calories !
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Do you ever wonder why some people get enraged/furious with those who don't see eye-to-eye with them? Ever figure out why?
That sounds like Whoopie and Joy from The View !
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Anyone got a good name for a teenage punk rock band?
Emo Punks !
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What is your favorite type of juice? Lol
Juicy Juice !
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If you choose to drink too much booze do you snooze, start a fight, get depressed,become funny or barf?
I pull out my gun and start shooting !!
It's not a party until the 45s come out !
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Why are military leaders so homophobic that they insist on preventing fellow citizens from serving their country? What is it they fear?
It is my understanding (my uncle & cousin have served) there's already a high number of them in the military,some of them flaming ! but it's just something they ignore and pretend it does not exist ! They can serve as long as they stay in the closet !
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Do you hear that the REAL Mrs. June Cleaver, Barbara Billingsley, just died at the age of 94?
Before I ever knew of "Leave it to Beaver"
I saw her in this ! It was priceless !!
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Describe "With One Word" What You Feel When Looking At This Picture?
Manson!
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What's the best strip club in portland oregon to work in?
The Bros and Hos !!!
*It's geared mainly toward the African-America community !
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What's the best way to kill myself? no pain...
Thermo-Nuclear explosion!!
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"I'll pray for you". What was your first thought when you read this?
!!!
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Where are these other multiple universes?
You need a VIP membership and you'll still need to tip the bouncer to get in !
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how painfull woudl it be to stab myself in the stomach or in the abdomen
Very Painful !
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Have you ever fallen asleep while watching a movie in the theatre? If so, which movie?
A near-by theater was doing an endless loop showing of "Joe's Apartment" I woke up at about 4 AM
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I just ordered a pizza online. What are the chances that it will actually show up?
You should've had them fax it to you.
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Did any of you even bother to go out and look at Autumn's first FULL MOON tonight? It was so romantic, lets share the love people!
No, Did you video taped it for me ???
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What do you fear in life? Me, I feared I'd lose the love of my life, I feared he was too good for me. Now I don't have any fears, because the only person who meant something in my life has gone. Now I challenge my fears, fears are so easy to overcome.
Seeing fellow ABer "Morecowbell87" coming at me with a strapon !
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Why are some white Americans so fearful and hateful toward all black Americans while we fight beside them in the same wars now? Wake up!!!!
I know several people that do not like blacks nor will they have anything to do with them,,,,"NOT" because of the colour of their skin but because of bad experiences they had with them !!
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what country can you move to to avoid paying taxes on 2 million dollar that you just won in a settlement
Buttfuckegypt!!!
The country where the money was attained will collect no matter what !
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Is Bill O'Reilly a phony. He definitely has a dark side and he's a bully. He's so fake that I don't even believe that the political
He is just an instigator and loves to stir up the pot
He's getting rich because of it ! Just like Howard Stern and Ann Coulter !
It's all about the Benjamins !
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Why didn't you listen to me when I told you to stay out of the backwoods???
Where else am I gonna bury the bodies !?
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I want to make another drink and go to the bathroom, but the cat is snug on my lap! What do i do?!
Call his cellphone !!
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Do you prefer wine, beer, mixed drinks, hard liquor straight up, liqueur, wine coolers,…..?
One of each !
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How do you feel about the attention you get when you show your cleavage?
Oh! No, I'm too modest for that !
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Presuming you do, why do you wear miniskirts?
Actually, I prefer a nice sundress,instead!
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which is ur favourite colour?
Ultraviolet !
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Do you judge people by their appearances??
Regardless of what most politically correct holier than thou people will tell you !
Yes,it shouldn't be that way but it is ! Beautiful people get treated much better than others!
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If Chuck Norris fought Chuck Norris, who would win?
My grandma would break it up and beat the crap out of both !
as a matter of fact my Nana is younger than Chuck !
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Is anyone addicted to Chick-Fil-A? What do they put in that stuff??? I eat so much of it I think I'm starting to sprout feathers.
Believe it or not I have never eaten at Chick-Fil-A !
I don't know why but I never have got around to it !
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I'm 16 & pregnant, keeping it, all i'm asking is some handy tips and someone to listen.
Tune in next week,same time, same channel for the conclusion of "I was a teenage mom" !......
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I'm having guests in next weekend. Three of them will be women. How many rolls of toilet paper will I need on hand? :-)
Don't have toilet paper on you hands when you greet them,they'll think you're weird,put them on the TP holder instead !
*You might try this,,,,it's are reusable !
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nara_period_toilet_paper.jpg
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What are some advantages of steaming foods. Culinary
It's almost impossible to burn food !
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If coffee made with milk is called a 'latte' what is tea made with milk called?
Tilk !!
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How to became a spy?
Put a full page ad with your picture on the newspaper announcing your services !!
*join the CIA
I read someone,the most successful spies in history,were nothing like James Bond, they were short,balding meek looking,guys no one would suspect as they looked like accountants !
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What do Americans think of Fidel Castro? Do they really believe he is a dictator?
If you ever want an earful about Castro,,,go anywhere in Miami ! The Cubans there are obsessed with him !
The talk and bitch about him all day long !!
*to answer your question, he's probably just a puppet being manipulated by other people.
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Why does everyone secretly find Rosanna Arquette hotter than Madonna, but the media focuses on Madonna?
This question is about 25 years too later.
*to answer your question,,,,,,"Talent"
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What is the best way of telling a child that he or she is overweight?
Throw something at them and explain to them why the object never hit them but started to orbit around their ass.
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First time you over drank, what happened then?
I woke up in Tijuana with 3 strippers and a tattooed ass !!
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Have you ever done something that compromised your morals?
Absolutely,Positively "NOT"!!
*I don't have any morals.
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What can you do online to make money that doesn't require you to pay money to sign up?
"ANY" site that requires for you to pay,is just a scam !!
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who were the KKK?
A zipper company ,,,oh that's YKK never mind then !
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Do you think having a black president has helped race relations or made things worse?
I still haven't figured out why , white people claim he's not black and always bring up his white mother and black people always refer to him as being black !
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As a martial artist, will you see the Ip Man 2 movie?
The Internet Protocol Man ?? Sounds exciting !
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Digital tv, high definition tv, 3d tv, web streaming tv, what is left for tv to do? Smell-o-vision? Holographic tv?
Brain Cortex TV,,,a chip implanted into your brain for TV viewing !You change channels with your right eye lid and volume with the left.
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If you found a legit endorsed BLANK check from Bill Gates, what do you do with it?
Return it,maybe he'll reward me for my honesty !
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How is it that living somewhere for several years one gets only approached by fruity men rather then meeting a nice lady?
Well,maybe you shouldn't choose to live in San Francisco,Key West or Provincetown MA.
So you don't like to be approached by fruity gay men how about masculine gay men ???
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do you buy replica clothes from online shop ?
Nope,it's crappy stuff made in sweat-shops !
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Whats the COLDEST it gets in Florida?
It depends what part of Florida,,,back when I was in Orlando Jan 09 it got into the low 30's during the night but the temps rose to the 60's during the day !
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answer my question please
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2324708
NO !! go away doofus !!
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I lost my iPod touch. Is there anyone I can call who will come to my house (in northern Virginia) and search my house for it?
You need to call Apple's head quarters ask for them to deploy their product retrieval team to your home ASAP !
*If you have skylights open them as they'll be repelling off helicopters !
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What do Catholics do when the pope dies?
Well last time they replaced him with Emperor Palpatine
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If you could change your place of birth to anywhere in the world, where would you change it to and why?
Antarctica !
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If humans could be bread in an environment with a greater force of gravity (10x earth's)would their muscle structure be stronger?
I think humans would evolved into a different physiology much shorter,stout and muscular !
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Growing up, did you always dream of becoming a Nascar racist?
Who are you calling "Racist"
We're Purty !!! inside and out !
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Is anyone else surprisingly addicted to Zombie's Vs. Plants?
I played it n for 2 weeks then I became bored with it !
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So if it takes 60 seconds for Listerine to kill germs and you can only tolerate 20 sec, does that mean the germs were just injured?
Actually all you did is get them drunk !!
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Can my cat ask a question: kagjgh 1ghl glj hl lkjhl 4ly ljlpiop? Thanks.
No, I don't know where he can score "Special K" (Ketamine)
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Where did you hide the school lunches you never ate?
That's easy,,I always gave it to the fat kid !!
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Who or where can I find a good brainwashing materials or video?
http://www.foxnews.com/
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Would you be willing to give up your seat ?
Flag this answer as nonsense !
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should i re-add people who accidentally deleted me off facebook?
You need not to let something like this get to you !
S**t happens !
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Will you be on your own, when the bullet hits the bone?
Yes and I'll be wearing my "Golden Earring"
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Has anyone ever cooked for you but it tasted so bad you couldn't eat it?
YES !! My aunt Dixie,that woman could burn water !!
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Who thinks it would be a bit of justice if a Native American Indian was the next president?
Yes it would but the only problem is you'll be hard pressed to find a real one !
The entire race has been decimated !
Yes,there's tons of posers ! Everybody's grandmother was a full blooded Native American !!!
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If you could travel...
I do not speak German !!
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Would you play these lottery numbers: 16,17, 21, 33, 48, 05, 06?
Sure and if I win ,,,I'll send you a coupon for a free Slurpy !
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Ladies, Is it normal that part of my
Have you ever seen a Gyno ????
That's who you need to ask !
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Do you think that Dunkin' Donuts coffee is better than Starbucks brand?
Not at all !! I think DD tastes like muddy water !
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What is your favorite coffee,brand and flavor?
Starbucks Sumatra !
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What would be your Sith name?
Darth Master-Vader !
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Where do Earth`s gravity come from?
God bought it on eBay,,it took him and his son J.C an entire weekend to install it !!
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How much does a hitman cost?
DIY !
Get yourself a 22 caliber small pistol (for close quarters & easily concealable )
a high power sniper rifle (long distance) a knife, piano wire & cammo/dark clothing !
Then you can freelance !! Maybe make some money for the holidays !
*Run a mother-in-law special !
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What's something that looks better in a black and white setting rather than in color?
My aunt Betsy wearing her thong that time she had a rash !!
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Can fat people skateboard?
Get an extra wide board !
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Atheists, if god isn't your co-pilot, who is?
"Otto" of course !!
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What is a good first handgun?
For that kind of money you won't be able to get much of a new gun !
You might want to look into buying a used gun at a gun show or swap meet !
* I'll sell you a Zip Gun,though !!
Four shooter !
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Is it cool or lame that Vanilla Ice is a general contractor?
What's next for him ???
A reality show similar to Man Vs Wild or Survivor Man but instead he'll teach how to survive in the Urban Jungle incorporating his skills learned while growing up in a middle class suburb !
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What do you think about the "Vanilla Ice Project" on DIY?
That idiot had "One Hit' eons ago and has been able to extend his 15 minutes of fame to 15 years !
He's broke,needs to pay the bills and is willing to do anything ! Someone should put him out of his misery !
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How can I find out who owns an automobile if I have the license number?
Years ago,certain DMV offices would release basic information for a $15 fee !
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Are young people going to vote for politicians who are on Facebook and Twitter? Why? If one isn't on either one is he/she dead meat?
I would not be surprised if in the future Facebook and Twitter will become an electronic voting machine !
You will log on,verify your age, citizenship status and vote !
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How do you survive a ninja attack?
Bring it on!!!!!
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Should they ban single-race babies, then everyone would be Cablanasian and nobody could be racist?
I don't think everyone would like to look like Tiger Woods!
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Can you vote while serving a sentence?
My understanding is that you can as long as you have not been convicted of a felony !
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CAN YOU MAINTAIN A STRAIGHT FACE AND SAY OBAMA IS WHAT YOU EXPECTED!
SURE!
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Does the KKK still exist, Is anyone a member or know someone that is?
Yes they call themselves conservative Republicans !
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What politician is related to Barack Obama?
He's kissing cousins with Osama !
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If you were a boss, would you hire convicts or former gang members?
It would all depend on the type of job.
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Is there any way to induce diarhea?
Yes,come for diner to my aunt Dixie !
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Is it true, that everything is in motion? Is there anything in the Universe that doesn't move?
The line at the DMV!
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A small child turned my TV on and off repeatedly and now it won't go on at all. What can I do?
Beat his @$$ !
unplug it for a few minutes,,try later on !
Take it to the repair shop !
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Is Inhaling nitrogen gas the painless way to die?
Yes it is my understanding people die in a state of euphoria!
http://www.exitinternational.net/deliverance/eDvol7no1.pdf
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Have you ever had to spend the holidays alone?
Closest thing,I spent a holiday stuck at an airport !
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Can someone give me some ways to induce vomiting? (other than shoving fingers down your throat)
Castor oil!
*Nude pictures of Judge Judy or Rosie O'Donell getting it on with Barbara Walters !
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How long do the Sprint sales/specials last?
I have yet to see a cellphone company not running a sale.
Once a sale ends a new one begins !
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Facebook claims it will ALWAYS be free. I don't believe that for one swift second. Do you?
It would probably always be free to open an account but xtras will nickel and dime you to death !
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why is it celebrities spend 3,4 days in jail for like cocaine or somthing but if it were any other person they would get 90days or more why?
You would get exactly the same treatment if you hire the same lawyers !
200k lawyers have connection and pull with city officials !
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is snookie getting a dating show???? is it going to be i love snookie???
I would love to see Snookie star in a "Snuff-Film"
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Who liked Kung Fu Hussle?
I kinda liked it but I noticed that whenever they advertised it,they showed all the good/funny parts !
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Who do you think is a better singer? Lady GaGa or Ke$ha?
Neither !
"Yoko Ono" does !!!
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Ihad a dream that I turned into a hot guy with long black hair and abunch of witches caught me tied me up and raped me.What does that mean?
That you shouldn't take hits of a doobie before going to bed !
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wat do u do when the power is out?
Do shadow puppets !
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hOW ABOUT JUSTIN BIEBER?
'Ya know !
Too bad Michael Jackson is not still a round,,,, he would definitely take care of Justin Bieber !!
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what are ways for me to gain weight? and dont say eat more for carbs and all cuz i already put plates away at a time.
Swallow steel ball-bearings !
The only way to gain weight is to eat more !!! You might try high fat foods (peanut butter,cheese,whole milk) ! Eat only fast food !
Try Carl Jr's menu 3X a day !
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Good books for Non-Readers?
Try "Cliff-notes "
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What is there too much of in the world?
Starbucks !
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Forward I'm heavy,Backwards I'm not. What am I?
The US economy !
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Do you judge people by the type,age,condition of vehicle they drive?
Well to answer that ,,,, I heard Sam Walton and Warren Buffet have been known to drive jalopies !
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What do you think the Miner's in Chile should receive for surviving their ordeal?
"OR"
An all inclusive trip to the US ,,,so Spicy Hot can give them a lapdance !
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What is the ma capacity hard drive?
It all depends on "Ma's " computer and on the type of data she'll be storing !!
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What do you think the Miner's in Chile should receive for surviving their ordeal?
Their own "Reality Show"
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What's happening to your genes?
Are you taking care of them?
Yes,I wash them after every used and Xtra heavy starch with heavy ironing !
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My ex was authorized on my credit cards. He ran up $15k in charges before I cut it off. Do I have any options here? State is IL.
"""S.O.L ""!
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Why are your balls wrinkly even when u are young?
You need to iron them out !!
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What does nerf stand for?
A Dyslexic Nerd.
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What do you think of people who brag about "being checked out"?
I don't know why anyone would enjoy getting checked out,,,, I personally hate it !
I have even seriously considered to stop wearing 8 inch stripper heels and glow in the dark rhinestone thongs in public.
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Do people with good looking avatars get more points on this site? I think there is avatar discrimination.
Try using an Avatar of a Woman with huge boobs and see if you get more points!!
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I WANNA JOIN THE KKK
BUT IM BLACK
IS THAT AN ISSUE?
I'm sure they'll love to have you !
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How much does a 5x8 trailer weigh?
20 lbs less than your mother-in-law !
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How many gay people are there in the U.S.?
Just one but he gets around !!
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What do people of the rainforest eat?
Take-out !!
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If you could choose any item of confectionary and blend it into a milkshake what would you use?
Cotton Candy !
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How can i split completely?
A lumberyard industrial saw !
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What should I know about Karate?
You'll drop a ton of money to get lessons at a strip mall from a dufus that would end up lasting 30 seconds in a street fight.
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What's your favorite variation of Poker? I like 5 card draw myself.
Strip Poker !!
@$$es High....eh,,,,I mean Aces High !!!
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Is Hotmail deleting messages before 30 days are up or is it just me?
1000 messages !!! Who are you Justin Beiber ?
It's my understanding that messages in the junk file/deleted folders are subject to be deleted at any time !
I think they were deleted because there were so many !
The deleted folder it's not a good place to store email that you might want to read later on !
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How do I prevent my dog from trying to escape every time I leave the house?
Let'em go,there must be a reason why it wants to haul @$$ !!
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would you love to have a victorian secret model's body ?
Who says,I don't already have one !!???
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Who is the present antichrist?
Toss up ,,,Osama,Obama
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Can someone suggest a clothing store that uses underage slave labor to manufacture inferior products that destroy the environment?
You might need to call Kathie Lee Gifford
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how can I reset my computer to a previous date?
You'll need a time machine ,,,in a pinch ,a DeLorean and a Flux capacitor will do !
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What would be a stupid thing to put in a burger?
Have you ever heard of the Luther Burger ??
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What is the best TV show that ever aired?
The Honeymooners!!! By a long shot !!!!!
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what is the worst tv show?
Any reality show about a has-been celebrity ! I recall years ago there was one with Bobby Brown ??? Who the hell cares about that wino/crack-head !!
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My CPU fan makes tormenting noise what I can do?
Tell it to shut the F* up !
*clean any dust bunnies that might be clogging the blades or replace it !
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What are your views on Scientology?
To me they are more of a cult than a religion !
I was created by some nut pulling ideas of his @$$ !
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Why don't all store parking lots pay for street sweeping for cleanliness? (Many in my town are like garbage dumps.)
Because it cost money !
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Do you keep clothing that no longer fits you?
No,I usually throw them out ,,,for some reason my laundry service keeps shrinking my garment!!
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If someone thinks that ab'ers are a bunch of idiots, how would you react?
I would fart in their general direction !
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Does AB staff play favorites with the Leaderboard? Is it "fixed?" Does AB staff have a running pool as to who will get on next? lol.
Yes they do,they have been known to take brides (money,dirty pix,,, etc,,etc)
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My dell studio 17 uses a wireless card that automatically finds wifi networks so i can use the internet..?
Thank You for sharing !!
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What is the best drink for hot days?
Raspberry Ice Tea !
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My husband dumps me for his own student(university level)!Compromised many things, he's like nothing wrong,How to handle this betrayal?
Grin & Bear it then move on ! I guess it was better to dump you than for him to fool around behind your back.
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So, what exactly IS IT that the VP does every day?
Kisses the President's butt !!
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Internet Explorer vs Firefox
Even though,the new IE is much better and not as blotted as the previous versions !
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How old is Snookie
Same number as her IQ (22)
*That's a standard rule for everyone in the cast of Jersey Shore !
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do you like chocolate or strawberry?
Actually, I prefer chocolate covered strawberries
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What is the least observed national holiday in the USA?
Flag this answer as nonsense.
I meant to post a comment not an answer.
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Have you got items of clothing that have lasted longer than some of your relationships?
Paper napkins have lasted longer than some of my relationships !
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What is the least observed national holiday in the USA?
National Hide The Salami Day !
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Do Internet campaigns to save TV shows work?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/theweek/20101011/cm_theweek/208022
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If you did not have a vehicle and the grocery store was a few miles away from your home,would you push the shopping cart home or would you be too embarrassed .
I would load up the cart, push it down hill as fast as I can,jump on and hope I get all green lights !
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Can a fire be started without a spark?
Just rub your butt cheeks rapidly before farting !
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My children are being abused so I took them from their mother. Would this be considered as "Parental Kidnapping?"
Unless you're the sole custodian parent "YES" !!
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How much land do you need to shoot a gun?
Just enough so I can stand !! usually 14"X 12"
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While moving I found a 10,000 Nicaraguan Cordobas note, printed in 1985. Is it worth anything? If so, I'd like to exchange it, thanks!
Tell you what,lets take a road trip !
Actually, it's worth roughly $460 minus bank fees !
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How do I make my old pennies look shiny again?
If they are valuable let them be,,,,I know someone who learned the hard way to let a professional restorer take care of antique.
He did it himself and ended up cutting the value to less than half.
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In roofing, what is the black paste-like substance that is applied to wood to make it resilient to water?
It's Toe-Jam from my uncle's feet !
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Is it illegal to post political signs by mailboxes without permission?
You have to check with your local community's governing laws,,years ago my neighbor found out the hard way ,he thought the laws were basically the same through-out the state and was slapped with a fine of $150 for each sign he posted !
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Is Bush and Obama two examples of how charisma or lack of can cause people to love or HATE you almost no matter what you do?
Bush had lack of intelligence not charisma !
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When I eat a bag of M&M's, I seperate the candies by color, eat one color at a time, but only two M&M's at a time. Due to having to eat two at a time, if a color has an odd number, I throw it out. Does anyone else have this an issue similar to this?
Who are you 'Monk" ??
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Girls if you where crying in a public place and a guy approched you in a caring way to make shure your ok would you like it or not?
""Dude"" did someone call you over ???!!!!
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Would you get mad if someone tied up your dog, instead of asking you to do it?
It depends on the situation. I'm not a dog owner but I have met some dog owners that do not control their pets and think it's cute for them to rough-house!
Whenever I hear he's just playing,I say in a stern voice: Well,maybe I do not want to play !
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IS ANSWERBAG REALLY USEFUL?
Well,at least for now,,,since I had surgery I can't get around !!
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There is a tapping sound coming from my ceiling. Is it just the swamp cooler? I watched a scary movie tonight...
You have highly intelligent mice that are communicating in Morse Code !
I say start a Vegas style show and go on the road.
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Have you ever been caught in a hurricane, tornado, cyclone or typhoon?
Yes back when I lived in the South East ! during one season I endured about 3 in a row !
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Are you fascinated by your bodily discharges and hope to read them like tea leaves?
You really need to get a hobby !
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Have any of you started dating another AB user, because you liked each other's views?
No,once bitten,twice shy !!!
I tried to be friends with ABer "MoreCowBell87"
She inadvertently left her webcam on and this is what "it" turned out to be !!
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Who started women's rights?
Liberace!!
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What do you lose and never get back?
Brain Cells !!
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How often do you change you clothes?
I change my clothes once a week,,whether it needs it or not !!
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My Used unwashed panties for sale if you want them leave me ur email and I'll tell you how to buy mine resonable priced
You might want to contact Moongrim he might be interested and pay top dollar for that $h!t !
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How come I dont get tan in the sun?
You may be a Vampire !
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What are your plans for Halloween? =)
Go trick o' treating of course !
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What herbal medicine have you tried to be effective on your ailment or on someone's ailment?
I grow my own !
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Can I Use Poland Spring (brand) water to fill my goldfish tank?
Only if they're Polish fish !
Why would you use bottle water ???? It'd be a huge waste of money !
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does SATAN walk alone or have an army with him?
He only has one disciple and he made him US president !!
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Where did life originally begin?
In a galaxy far,far away !
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Today is date is 10/10/10 How are you going to celebrate ?
Flag this answer as nonsense
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What part of Asia do you not like to go to as a tourist?
All of China & North Korea !
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19yo girl new to acting in romantic scene with a 14yo boy...how do I prepare for scene with a boy so young?
Read Michael Jackson Biography, I'm certain there must be a chapter on romancing young boys !
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i got really dizzy & my vision turned completely black. i couldnt see anything or control my body's movement, should i be worried?
Why would you be worry !!!???
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How do you kill creepy crawlies when they are in your home?
Pet Gecko !!
The only problem is he keeps trying to sell them insurance !!
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if you were president, what would you be doing right now?
Calling Monica Lewinski to help me with my foreign policies.
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Have any wolves ever tried to huff & puff & blow your house down?
Just some "Big Wig Bullies "
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why dont we write modern day nursery rhymes? ringa ringa rosey was about the black plauge. make one up about 911, just as bad if u ask me.
Political Correctness !
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Should Muslims be allowed to vote in the US?
Only if it's for our Muslim President !
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Why is there no blue food?
Smurfs are blue,,the only problem is that once you cook'em they kinda turn purple,too !
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It's Sunday, nothing needs doing at work, I'm not going anywhere today and no one is supposed to come by, Should I comb my hair?
No but since it's the second Sunday of the month you should change your underwear or at least turn it inside out !
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Teenagers where caught setting homeless people on fire and some were severely burned requiring hospital treatment. When asked why they did it after being arrested, they replied "It was fun to watch them burn." What brings about this kind of behavior?
When they get to prison and get butt raped someone should film it as it'd be fun to see them squeal !!
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What is the correct term to use - black person, coloured person or is it something else?
White-Alternative !
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Why is it everytime I walk out the door and go to the laundromat and
things people end up in my eyes dumb and sucking like enemy aliens?
Hear 'Ya !
Laundromats are a haven for those types of Aliens !!
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On avg. are white people smarter than blacks?
On avg. Are black people better at sports?
If yes, why?
This is the type of question that stirs up a hornet's nest !
Black people are allowed to make fun of white people:their inability to dance,play basketball,even make a movie and song "White Men Can't Jump" but God help anyone who dares say the African-American race cannot do anything at all as good as a white person because it is racist !
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Where can i send a question to Barack Obama?
Pray to his statue !
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Why everytime I get a question about obama, you switch it to something else Answerbag?
Because he is the Messiah and his name should not be used in vain !
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After typing your answer or question do you check for mistakes before posting?
Try to but not always !
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Does 3D really improve the movie going experience?
It just a gimmick for people to go to the theater and pay 14 bucks instead of just renting it from Netflix !
I think 3D is cool but just a few movies not every movie !
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What's the interior of your car like? Clean or junk everywhere?
I change the Odor Eaters once a month !
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When I do sit ups I get a cracking and grinding noise going on inside my stomach. What is this?
It means that you need to go to the doctor !
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What should I know about Amsterdam before going there?
Watch the movie "Hostel"
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Do you like Justin Bieber?
He is a Dweeb !
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what is a good reason to try to summon a demon or evil spirit?
A mother-in-law is staying too long and you need someone to drive her home !
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How much does a cheap walking cane cost?
Just grab a hold of a tree branch and yank !
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If I'm a virgin, can I feel my hymen with my fingers? And if I can put my fingers deep in me, could it mean, that I don't have a hymen?
It's not possible to confirm with absolute certainty that a woman is a virgin by examining her hymen, because in rare cases there are mothers with intact hymens !!
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how many times have you been caught taking a whiz outside?
Never,I have been caught throwing mayonnaise jars I peed in ,though
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How does a horse, with cowboy, saddle and gear, run as fast as the magnificent wild stallion they are chasing, as depicted in the movies?
Let me answer you with another questions !
In horse races why don't they just have the races with the horses alone and with no jockeys !!
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If you think about it, whenever God needed to punish or kill someone, he sent an angel. So ask yourself do you really want to meet an angel?
They are God's hitmen !
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Do executions cost more money than keeping a prisoner jailed for life?
They shouldn't be but they are, since they are carried out by the Government.
* I could do it much cheaper all I need is my brother's socks and some duct tape.
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If the answer is 42, what is the question?
How many questions concerning "Bullying" has "Pollyanna Seeks Freedom & Justice" asked so far ?
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Would you purchase a home that was reputed to be haunted?
It depends on the ghost,,if it's just footsteps and noises,it'd be OK but I wouldn't want the gates of hell to open up in front of me and my guests during dinner time.
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Do you realize that today, Marilyn Monroe would be considered a fat cow?
Maybe but her @$$ would still be half the size of the planet Kim Kardashian calls her @$$ !
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Can you spend a night alone in a graveyard?
I figured after I die, I'll be spending every night in the graveyard !
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Which end-of-year holiday is the best?
My end of the year,clear out sale !!! everything must go ,,,gotta make room for the 2011 Black-Holes !
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Why is Vietnam so far away from Australia?
Because they're both on time-outs !
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When it comes to blackholes, do you prefer store bought or homemade? Never tried one but I hear they are delish.
Glad,that you brought this up as I just started taking pre-orders for the Thanksgiving/Xmas shopping season.
*the secret is an Xtra crispy "Event Horizon" !
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Does anybody else out there think that Marilyn Monroe was not the least bit attractive or pretty? I honestly don't know why people think that she was.
I heard she pretty much F*ed her way to the top !
For some reason society becomes obsessed with certain celebrities,regardless of their looks....for example the Kardashians,Kim is good looking regardless of her huge cellulite filled ass but the two other sisters are plain Janes still society cannot get enough of them !
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Did Marilyn Monroe have a drug problem?
Not anymore than Ana Nicole,,,,,,
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Why are there so many people on here who are concerned about the beliefs of others?
Because this people do not have anyone in their lives,they are lonely and desperate to find a forum with a captive audience to bitch and complaint as in real life most people just walk away to get away from the boring useless rant !
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What would you do if there was a dihydrogen oxide gas outbreak?
A would break out my "Steam-Punk" gear.
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What is the strongest drink you recommend that made you feel the best that knocked you on your a**??
Everclear !
http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc494.html
a whiff of it would put you in a coma !
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Does Ellen Degeneres really think bullying can end? There's NO hope for it ending in my town after a decade. No help 4 me either...
You really have an obsession with the subject of "Bullying" dontcha !!
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I know nothing about wine, but I'd like a quick run down on a bottle that would be great in front of a fire on a cool autumn night.
If you're on a budget,,,,
http://www.bumwine.com/md2020.html
One capful and you'll be set for the evening !
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What was/is the worst Game show ever? (I think the "Gong Show" from back in the day...)
I don't know about the Gong Show,,,,I'm certain men liked this segment !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUkzIx382mM
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eBayers: Does it bother you when people don't leave feedback? (I've left over a hundred more feedbacks than received) What up?
It depends,I guess if I were a seller I would want feedback to give me a positive reputation !
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Please do not bring any _______ with you.
Begbugs.
*they will be provided to you by the management.
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Please do not bring any _______ with you.
Begbugs.
*they will be provided to you by the management.
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When are you an "all or nothing at all" person? Never, always or sometimes?
It all depends,,,if it is Vegas then I'm all in !!!
*With my winnings,I bought this high-rise condo !
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What is a polite way to get out of a boring conversation when they do not seem to notice your eyes closing shut?
Cut a huge fart !!! then pick your nose and offer them a taste !!
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who is the wu tang klan?
A Chinese White Supremacist group !!
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Should firearms be outlawed as a whole? What good do you see from weapons being legal?
Analogy !
Cocaine is highly illegal ! There's severe repercussions for it's manufacturing,distributing and possession but if you have the money you can get it within hours !!
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Is the new Ipad better then a laptop ?
It's just a gimmick ! A netbook can do so much more at a lower price !
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Is Obama the only Muslim you like?
Actually, he is the only Kenya born citizen I like !
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Do you think people who are celibate are missing out a lot in life? How about virgins?
I didn't think there were any virgins left except for in the bible !
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God isn't real. Why can't you admit that you are dumb, and wrong, and below average intelligence. My iq is 160. So I know I'm superior.
Actually your existence is one of the best arguments against there being a God !
How can a supreme being allow your creation !!!???
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Do you agree with Glen Beck that the firefighters who watched a house burn down for lack of $75 being paid did the right thing?
No,I don't.
I figured by law firefighters are bound to do their jobs !
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I can buy the good quality AION kinah from which supplier?
I SMELL A SPAMMER !!
AION kinah sucks Rox so I wouldn't buy it !!!
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When God refuses to answer you, will you turn to atheism?
I once heard "God answers all prayers and sometimes the answer is "no" !
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How do the characters in 24 not have bags under their eyes?
They don't want to pay the xtra bag fee !!
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Does anyone know where i can post a good free ad? i can fix xbox360's for 30$ to 40$ all red rings and everything. plus to great upgrades.
Hire homeless people to walk around with a sandwich-board advertising your services !
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What did you order from any fast food restaurants?
A # 2 with Xtra cheese !
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Ok Hears another one, if you had to live on one of these fast food restaurants for a month which one would you choose?
I don't think they would let me live on any of those fast food restaurants ! Eventually someone would see me up there !
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What search engine do you prefer and why?
Ask.com or Dogpile.com
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Some believe if you carry a gun no one will mess with you. Is that true?
I am almost certain that anyone that carries a gun in public will have stories of bad interactions with the police !
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How can I hang myself ? and make myself strangle ? its my fantasy. I don't want to die really.?
Practice by Chocking Your Chicken,first !!!
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What makes a person truly lovely/beautiful?
I just know this question is going to generate a ton of corny answers !!!
Regardless of what most politically correct holier than thou people will say !
You are judged by your outer beauty ! ("NO",it shouldn't be that way but it is,that's life)
Has anyone ever seen those TV shows where they conduct social experiments; a pretty girl drop a handkerchief and 20 guys dive bomb all at once to pick...
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has anyone been scammed on ebay? if so what product?
Yes,I bought a "Dirty Bomb" and I never received it.
*I just wanted it to kill garden pests !!!
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Should ABer's go through each other's accounts and answer the unanswered questions?
That's they way it used to be,I remember when most questions would get answered even the most basic cookie cutter questions.
I don't understand why this new system breaks down the momentum !
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What do you want to be when your older?
A fire engine !!
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what is lady gaga real name?
Courtney Love Jr.
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Why did James Brown feel good?
"Cuz he had Hoochie's up the Wazoo !!
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I'm having my mail sent to my bf's po box. I'm not getting it. Is it because my name isnt on the contract?
Ask your BF to add you to the list,,,whenever anyone opens a PO box they ask for a list of the people who will be receiving mail at that box !
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Do you vote if both candidates are terrible?
I would chose the one that is more like me and not a witch !
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What is America's greatest sin?
Not carpet bombing Al-Qaeda
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Confession: I'm kinda half-Asian but I hate Asians so much. Is that normal?
I'm the same way.I'm half Martian and I hate Martians !!
Specially Marvin the Martian !
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Can African Grey parrots see in the dark?
Yes if you buy them tiny little night-vision goggles !!
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How many U.S. Military bases are in Iran?
The number equals the nights Osama Bin Laden will stay in the Lincoln bedroom at the White House once he comes out of hiding !!
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Do you find Sarah Silverman funny or offensive?
She's a disturbed lady !
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What do I wear at cheerleading?
I have joined a girls team and I'm a boy... Long story...
Wear a Jockstrap underneath you skirt !
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Do you think there is One God? Or more than one?
One God but he delegates !!!!
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According to the attractive native american blackfoot our creator be Nappy. Is this true?
I hope it's not the Hos,, Don Imus was talking about !
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do you sell yourself to others? in other words do you do things to make yourself more agreeable to others
No,I don't sell myself to others,,I put myself on lay-away.
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Can a person easily sell a house that has been chain-smoked in for over 30 years?
Yes to a chain smoker !! otherwise it'd required a complete cleaning.
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I am in college seeking at Bachelors in Behavior Analysis... Where should I move upon graduation to find a job?
An Insane Asylum !
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What kind of jeans should I wear?
You might try something conservative at first !
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Do you believe that something crashed in Roswell, N.M. in 1947?
Yes but anyone who even attempts to discuss the subject is labeled a nut !
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What factors prompted Jefferson to sponsor the Lewis and Clark expedition?
He heard there were Native Americans that were living undisturbed peaceful lives and the US government could allow that to continue at any level !!
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What's something that can spoil a good mood for you?
A Nuclear Bomb ! One goes off and the entire day is ruined for me !!
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OMFG....what you think of this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXiFuU7X_Fo
I'm surprised it hasn't been pulled for copy right infringement ! Why didn't she dress up as Aunt Bea and start giving lapdances !!
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Wouldn't it be great if you lived in the city of Utopia in the land of Shangri la just up 7th Heaven in a sate of paradise?
I would just be happy to live in the garden of Eden but i would have St. Patrick get rid of any pesky snakes before my arrival !
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I live in the UK and have no idea why the people of the US love Twinkie's so much, what are they and why are they nice?
They are nice and squishy !! Have you ever had a Moon pie and RC cola !! Southerners delight !!
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When you see spam on AB dose that make you want to buy the product?
Some of them look like knock off !!
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My friend told me the school took her son's c-phone away and won't give it back till the end of the year. Can they do this?
Technicality yes they can take it but as far as keeping it till the end of the year ii is out of line, what she needs to do, have a parent or guardian contact the school and request to be given the phone !
Just because the school has a policy it does not mean it is legal for then to take private property !
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Is it wise to put Dry Ice inside a computer for cooling purposes?
Why don't you just take a hammer to it !!
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A political candidate says in an ad several times "I am you". She is certainly not me so that's untrue...is she you?
No,she wishes she was me !!
I think she's trying to tell the public she just an average Joe (*Jane)
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Is there any question & answer website which allows you to delete your questions such as YAHOO answers?
The ones I have been on,you're only allowed to edit !
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Do pretty platitudinous political candidates really have a shot at winning because pretty sells?
Maybe if they have fairly decent qualifications,if 2 candidates have basically the same background and qualifications,the good looking one will win but I doubt some can be voted into office just on good looks alone otherwise I would be Prez in 2010 ,,,,, don't worry Rosie,you would be my Secretary of State so you can do all that traveling you're always wishing you could do.
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what are the odds of the almighty talking to you ?? this is not a joke !!
Who??? Oprah ?
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How do I get more fiber in my diet and have it taste good?
Fiber One of course,,,haven't you seen the commercials !!??
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Who created Stonehedge?
It was Edward Leedskalnin !!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coral_Castle
http://coralcastle.com/
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Have you ever, when shopping, gone through the checkout, paid, got outside and realized you've had a product in your hand not paid for?
Actually I get gypped ,I have looked at my receipt and I realized I have paid twice for the same item !
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I found out that I think answerbag is as bad as Yahoo answers?
Most Q & A sites have gone to hell in a hand basket,,this site is a pale comparison of what it once was,,,,believe it or not there's worst sites,,,,, Fluther Sux Rox, it is a royal pain in the @#$ with Nazi Moderators !!!
Now a days people just want to bash religion ! If you ask religious questions you'll get tons of answers !
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Do you ever watch a movie based solely on who is in it?
Yes,there's certain actors that rarely put out a bad movie. I'm not going to post names because I don't feel like getting into an argument with people who dislike that particular actor.
"BUT" if a movie has Rosie O'Donell naked with John Goodman !!!!! I'm going !!!!!
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A candidate begins a political ad by stating "I am not a witch". Doesn't she know she just acknowledged the elephant in the room?
She was following in the tradition of Tricky Dicky !!
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who is hte most famous person in the word?
Either the Pope or the current US president ?
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Why do so many Americans call the U.K. 'England'?
For the same reason Brits call the United States (America)
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Is it illegal to collect rain water?
If it were,,,who would enforce it,,,the rain water police !
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What is the statue of liberty holding in her right hand?
She should be holding a rocket grenade luncher !
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What is the safetest way to launch and dock a boat by yourself?
The fastest way put the vehicle on reverse,put the peddle to the metal and when you're 5 feet from the water slam on the brakes !!
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Bye people(read description please)
Just set the self-destruct timer !!!
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Give me names of tv series or movies that talks about the italian mafia life with all detais ..
The Sopranos
*Scarface was not about the Mafia
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When is the next presidential election in the USA?
2012 that's when the Messiah will save us from Apocalypse and re-elected into office !
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How to drive away evil spirits?
Get'em a bus pass !!!
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Where is the tackiest place on your body to get a tattoo?
Two names: Michelle "Bombshell" Mcgee & Kat Von D
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Is Christine O'Donnell you?
Well,not exactly.... I'm not a witch but I play one on TV !!!
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Okay, I had a job interview today where they asked "How do you handle disagreements with others?" How would you answer this question?
I would flash'em and if they're still disagreeing with me I'll pull out the brass-knuckles !!
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Didn't there use to be a "post a picture" thing on this site?
There's still is,,,,you just have to find it !! "AND" most of the time it does not work !!
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What nationality do you think I look like?
I'm almost certain you're from planet Earth !
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How do I get rid of moles under my patio? They are undermining it & causing it to subside.
Dynamite sticks !
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How do I get rid of mice without killing them?
Have you thought of hiring a Pied Piper ?
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What is the correct way to cut yourself without killing yourself?
Instead,how about if I teach you how to blow yourself up without killing yourself,,,you'll have a blast !
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Do you find restaurants with names like "Joe Mama's" or "Mother Tuckers" offensive?
Not if the have a good Maitre'D and a excellent imported wine list !!
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Why did the United States enter World War I?
Someone told the US there was oil in Europe !
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Got any interesting ways of dealing with those door to door sales-people?
I just let my aunt Betsy handle it.
This is the last time a solicitor came over !
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6I27LgG9bck/S2F5H-2WdaI/AAAAAAAAQ8g/u5sAhtshz_k/s1600-h/couple_02.jpg
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There are more Christians in prison than Atheists, does this prove Christians are more evil compared to non-believers?
A large percentage of the prison population is African-American does that mean they are a evil race ?????
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What will be the 51st state?
It would be nice if it is Canada ! Not the one that wants to be,,,, Haiti !!!!
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Do you go to church on sundays ? Wh or why not?
I catch my church's Podcast @ a later time!
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Shouldn't this site be called the Atheist/ republican hate bag?
There are many Atheists and Republicans haters that are able to come up with good intelligent arguments to their believes but this people have productive lives and are able to voice out their believes through different mediums ! Most of these type of people on AB ()and they know who they are) are lonely desperate losers that do not have anyone in their lives who cares about their company and...
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Anybody want coffee?
depends got any cheesecake to go with it ?
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Does coffee destroy brain cells? If so, how fast?
Yes it does, you lose half a brain cell for every ten liters of coffee !
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We just got a Toshiba 50H71 from someone because they had to move...everything is hooked up correctly but it won't turn on...just makes the click sound and a red light flashes on the front panel
You got Duped !!!
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What makes my computer occasionally makes a loud moaning sound, like a movie monster or animal? It's not the fan, because when I turn my speakers off I don't hear it.
You might inadvertently be running porn in the back ground...
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is life to short to be worrying about your weight ?
Yup!!!!
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What brand makes the best Dutch oven?
You can make your own dutch oven all you need is a bean dip and a thick heavy blanket !
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I just lost my job at the unemployment office. Who should I see about this predicament?
Set the building on fire !
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Who has been keeping a daily journal the longest? (I started in 1952)
My parents were not even born in 1952
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What do you do when you're bored and alone?
I go Frog-gigging !
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if aliens from a different planet were to land on earth without weapons and said that they wanted peace, do you think they would get it?
Humans would capture them and dissect them !!
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What must your dream house have in it?
A Panic Room so I can protect myself from all the people I pissed off during the day !
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why do some people dream in color and others dream in black and white?
That was back in the 50's and early 60's
Now a days people dream and standard and High Definition !!
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Would you buy a 4 year old used vehicle that's in very good condition but has 90,800 miles on it?
It all depend on the vehicle and how well it was maintained ! My uncle has a Mercedes from the 70's with over 250k miles !
I would not buy a Yugo even if it had only 4 original miles
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Is it morning in America? Or dusk?
In Hawaii it is dusk !!
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How do you stereotype us Australians?
They like their Shrimps on the barbie !!
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Pardon the depressing query, that too on a bright-looking Sunday, but on your funeral day where would your thoughts be?
On where am I gonna get SPF 10,000 !!!
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What Do You think about Turkey?
Rough jails !!! Wouldn't want to end up in one !!!
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Why do you exercise?
To keep my gorgeous body,,of course !!
Here's a hot Vid of me working out !
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/383193/
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Why did, why do, many\most black people think O J Simpson deserved to be acquitted? He's a killer?
For the same reason most of them defend Michael Jackson as if he was a close personal friend !
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How do i install a kitchenaid ice maker?
You'll need super glue and 2 rolls of duck tape !!
*This self promoting questions are a shameless self spamming BS !
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IM 16 AN MY MOM STILL MAKES ME WEAR RAIN GEAR WHEN ITS RAINY MY FRIENDS LAUGH AT ME AN CALL ME A BABY HELP
I think you misunderstood what she meant when she told you to wear your rubbers !
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What kind of person do you you think i am?
With name sexyrabbit you sound like a lady's sextoy !
Warning NSFW
http://www.mypleasure.com/Rabbit-Vibrators.asp
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What is your Dad's name?
MUD !!
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what is the best laptop brand
You can not beat one that you built yourself !
Answer to:
what is the best laptop brand
Share your answer...
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I have Smith apples that have been sitting on the counter for 10 weeks and they look just as fresh as when I got them. lol Is that normal?
'Cuz they're wax fruit,,,that's why !
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Is stealing satellite signal be considered as a misdemeanor? Can you call the cops for it?
I seriously doubt the police would respond to someone stealing satellite TV signal ?
by the way the signal itself is broadcast nationwide for free because it is useless without a satellite box to decode it !
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What martial art would be good for a neanderthal ?
Drunken Monkey !
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Have any wack-o's from Craigslist ever stalked you?
No actually I'm the Wacko stalking people !!
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Athiest--Who created us?
Atheists come in powder form someone just needed to add water !!
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How do I increase my self-control?
to splurge now and then it's no big deal ! Try buying mini chocolate bars, it has been my experience no one is able to eat half a candy bar !
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Is the Universe perfect enough to work automatically (as it seems to) or does it need to be guided and maintained by the Creator regularly ?
There's a giant wind up key in the middle that needs to be turned now and them !
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how to stop dogs from peeing on my house
Get a cougar !!
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What are the hottest things a teenager should have nowadays?
A pizza oven !
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You want a complete overhaul of you. Money is no object. Where do you start,where do you stop amd who will you be?
I would either turn myself into Michael Jackson or Heidi Montag !
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What should you never share?
STDs
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Whats the worst place you've been caught naked?
The Vatican!!!
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Here in Scotland, haggis is available in shops and takeaways. Is haggis available in any shape or form where you live?
Nope, I doubt there's a market for it !
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When do you stop trying to understand one who runs hot/cold, friendly/unfriendly, kind/mean? You never know who will show up. Keep trying?
Get them a gift certificate for "Electro Shocks"
It worked wonders for me Rosie !!
I got paroled from the insane asylum.
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Do you think rallies/marches/protests/speeches do anything substantive to change things or are they just attention-getters?
It looks like the only time attention is drawn when there is controversy eg. protesters are arrested,tear gassed or brutalized !
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i have a magnavox TS3553 tv and all i want to know is what is the S-VIDEO input for?
It provides a marginal picture quality compare to regular RCA cables don't bother !
It was introduced years ago when they came out with the failed S-VHS concept !
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What do you do with a problem neighbor ?
You would have to ask both my neighbors at each side of me.
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What happens when a vampire goes into the sun?
I was not aware Vampires had the technology to go into the sun.
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Whats the #1 cause of death for Beaver's? :0)
Lack of "Wood"
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Are you as happy as Larry?
Git-R-Done !
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How many layers of clothes did the Victorian lady wear?
Just patent leather high heels and a thong !
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Have any females out there ever drive over frogs and toads on the roads if yes does it bother you at all
Actually ,,,we successfully lobbied to have a frog crossing guard in my community !
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If I were to legally have my first name changed to Jude, what would be good middle and last names to give myself?
Jude Ju Beads
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What was the first movie to feature a mobile phone?
The Flintstones !
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Christine O'Donnell says she wouldn't lie to Hitler to protect a Jew in hiding but lied about her education. What do you think of this?
Lying to the publics !! If that does not qualify someone for public office,I do not know what does,,,,,,
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Do you guys think Michael Jackson was really a pedophile?
There was plenty of evidence that would point to it or at least to very inappropriate behavior !
I cannot understand why some people defend him as if they knew him personally, he was a very close friend and they could attest to his character !
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Can you leave electronics on all night?
It's not a good idea unless they are sex toys !
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Are you excited that we are in the month of Halloween?
Just Giddy !!!
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What are the chances of starting the internet over? It's kind of ridiculous.
Just call for a Mulligan !!!!
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how come most atheists think that religion has trademarked oppression, terror, and evil in general
Because they are Jaded !!
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How are you a "Bully"?
I pull a gun on any Mo-Fo who does not agree with me !
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Do you believe in Benny Hinn?
Yeah I love him !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbjItiPRmeY&feature=related
I love how they chase each other at the end !
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Should sleepwalkers be held accountable for their actions while sleepwalking?
No definitely not!!!
*then I would rob banks in my pajamas !!!
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If God took satan and transformed him into a baby, then put him on earth,what would you do to it?
Not vote for him to be re-elected president !
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What was the last thing you forgot to take with you that you really needed?
My car,,,,imagine my surprise when I entered the expressway and I realized I wasn't in my car !
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I hate shaking hands with people. I don't have a germ phobia, I just really hate doing it. Anyone else feel like this?
Yeah, I'm the same way I hate it and people get pissed if I say "I'm sorry I do not shake hands"
but what I hate is people who I hardly know to hug me !!
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What is your attitude when the opposite sex rejects you?
I ask my aunt to shoot them !!
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Do you like the chemistry on The Today Show? Sometimes when they just wing it Meredith, Ann, Matt and Al are a riot.
They all seem OK except for Kathie Lee,,,,she's such a two faced beotch !!! The first day she was there, she could not stop talking about how disgusting it was she had to shake hands with the people outside.
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How does the better business bureau work?
They sit on their asses all day long and at night they party will the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Fire Arms !
*Great parties,though !!
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smoked cocaine 49 hours ago and have test today at two have drank lots of water bottle of cranberry juice and a whole box of herbal tea
You my dear are S.O.L ,,,,2 D'MAX !!!
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Would God let you in Heaven? Why or why not?
Yes, I hired an Atheist to book reservations for me.
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My Hotmail E-mails no longer opens in Mozilla Firefox: why?
I've been having the same problem,,,just use a different browser !
Years ago I had the same problem with Safari.
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how much does a Health Facility Administrator earn yearly?
More than a dollar,less than an million !
It depends on the facility,it's size,is it non-profit,the applicants qualifications etc,,etc.
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I just drank a whole bottle of bacardi 151 in two seconds, am i going to die?
Dad???? is that you ????
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Spiritually: What had Jesus Christ done to be crucified ?
He claimed to be the son of God !
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How happy are you knowing that one day you will get to meet Jesus Christ in person?
I will ask him if he's really a Superstar and if he gets any royalties ?
*These type of questions are irresistible to Atheists !! They love to post their BS !! We'll see how many do so in this one !
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Is working out at night better or in the morning and why?
It really depends on your preference and what works best for you!
Some people prefer to split their work-outs,,,1st half AM,second half PM.
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If Leonardo da Vinci was alive today, what would he do?
He would be out clubbing with Lindsay,Paris and the Olsen twins !
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Why is the San Diego Padres colors the German flag colors?
Because they're all secret agents for the German Government.....
just a coincidence !
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Do you like China to overtake America as a superpower?
Oh!! yes lovely !! ONLY North Korea would be better !!
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What is your favorite casino places?
Northwest casinos are great !
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Why dosen't Coroma come in a keg?
It is not a guzzling beer some people consider it a "gourmet" beer served with a slice of lemon.
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Can you get a cash advance at Las Vegas casinos?
If you have any amount of credit ,,,you can get anything in Vegas !
If not there's tons of pawn shops line up allover the place.
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After you went to any casino place, would you tell someone?
I don't think I'll need to as they'll probably see the riot in the news !!
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chuck norris or bruce lee?
Bruce Lee
but now Jet Lei !
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What Hispanic heritage is there to talk about or celebrate?
You're kidding right !!?? Google: "1492" "The Alamo" "The Spanis-American War"
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Give me some advice. Which free antivirus software installed better?
Avast, Avira, AVG take your pick !
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I think my little brother is racist. What should i do?
Freedom of choice !
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What poem has special meaning to you?
The Man From Nantucket !
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Does answerbag have a penalty box or did that stop when they dicked the whole site up?
Yep but if you have a good cyber-attorney,,whenever you mess up instead of going there you'll be given the choice of going to rehab !
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Are Tachyons the answer to humans achieving light speed?
I believe such technology is at least a few hundred years away,,,right now all they would accomplish is to blow themselves up !
Remember the Philadelphia experiment !
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Why do we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America?
Because Miss America has a swimming suit competition and the presidential race does not !! Thank God !!
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What television show did you used to follow religiously, but have, since, completely lost interest in?
Heroes,Nip & Tuck and Breakin Bad !
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Do you wear underwear with running shorts?
Yes but I wear them over the shorts !
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Is it illegal for a doctor to talk with a patient with the door open??
Not unless the patient is naked.
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Did Noah have to take extra zebra's in order to feed the lions?
That's why he brought his mother-in-law !
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Whats a trick question?
In a year, some months have 30 days, while some have 31. Guess, which month has 28 days?
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I am a first time petty theft offender> 7 dollars worth. What could my charges fines, or jail time be.
I doubt you'll get any jail time "UNLESS" you're already on probation!
I'm surprise they even bothered with $7 as it is not worth their trouble !
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Theists: what offends you more? Someone who does not believe in any God at all or someone who believes in another God entirely?
Atheist that keep posting smart ass answers/comments on religious questions just for the purpose of mocking people who do have a faith!
I recall not long ago two members engaged in a thread discussing religion,,,,,but sure enough a smart ass atheist had to post his 2 cents on how religion was stupid,Jesus Christ never existed and there was no God.
The question was posted by a religious person...
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Which movie do you think as the stupidest movie ever?? You'd rather puke your intestines out than watch it again...
Flag as duplicate!
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Which movie do you think as the stupidest movie ever?? You'd rather puke your intestines out than watch it again...
"Freddy Got Fingered"
A Tom Green movie,,,, World Class Piece of $@## !!!!
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Why do we keep sending various representatives to the middle east for peace talks that never actually go anywhere for years on end?
Then politicians wouldn't get a free trip on taxpayer's money.
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Do you fall in love with the voice of a radio DJ?
I recall years ago when I visited my uncle in Orlando,,There was a lady in a morning zoo type radio show,,,, Grace,she had a very sexy sweet voice,,,she would sometimes have her husband Ivan as a guest and he also had a very nice pleasant voice.
I was intrigued of what they look like and I decided to attend a remote show they were doing at the local mall,,,,,,,,,, God was I surprised !!! : (
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What is the fastest car in street racing?
This one,,,I believe it belong to an old lady that had too many children and didn't know what to do!!!
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Will pennies works on any machines?
Now a days the only machines that take penny are these ones !
http://www.coinstar.com/us/html/a-home
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windows live account is blocked, how do i get it back? I wrote in my cell phone for it to send a confirmation code but it no code came back
Try to access your account while using a different web browser ! for a while I could't access windows live while using Safari,,,now I cannot gain access while using the New Firefox.
IE 9 is a huge improvement over previous versions,,kinda reminds me of Google Chrome !
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Have you ever asked this question: "What kind of a question is that?"
Yep,but i usually just ignore them !
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How do I ride the trolley?
You'll need a mini skirt and stripper heels to fully experience trolley riding !
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Is it illegal to call yourself Doctor, though you're not using it in a professional capacity or for employment?For instance, if you're booking a flight and call yourself Dr. Alan Smithee?
Just in case when booking just use the pseudonym Dr. Kilpatient !
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is it bad to sniff bubble (meth Meow meow)
most weekends will i die? will it change my face? is it harmfull?
please help
Well just in case you should huff some gasoline for a little while !
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What is the prerequisite to open a nail salon?
You have to be East Asian,not speak English and make fun of your white costumers in your native tongue !
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Answer to:
how does ANSWERBAG compare to the other answer sites?
in freedom,friendliness,and fun?
i,m neutral for now.
OK, I guess but It's not nearly as great as it used to be ! It's still much better than other sites,,,,
Fluther has moderation Nazis !! I had questions pulled aside several times and given instructions of how I should phrase my questions ????
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If you're a Paparazzi, how would you disguise yourself?
a large bag of Cocaine !!! I wouldn't have to chase the celebrities they would be chasing me !!
* I would have to beat Paris Hilton off with a stick !
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what's the worst thing you've experience inside a parking lot?
Someone stole my parking spot while I was busy bludgeoning someone,,,,,the nerve of some people.
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