Answerbag: Maxine's answers

Answer to Is there anything I can take for menstrual cramps other than ibuprofen?

Mon, 20 Sep 2010 17:23:31 -0700

Is there anything I can take for menstrual cramps other than ibuprofen?

Aleve

Answer to When advertising for female sex partner, what details would attract her?

Mon, 20 Sep 2010 17:13:44 -0700

When advertising for female sex partner, what details would attract her?

Size Matters, 6.5, LOL, you need better choices for your dumb question

Answer to Are there any girls with a nylon pants / windpants / rainsuit fetish?

Mon, 20 Sep 2010 17:06:04 -0700

Are there any girls with a nylon pants / windpants / rainsuit fetish?

No women stopped having those in the 80's dude.

Answer to Why was God so evident in the Bible, and seems so hidden today?

Mon, 20 Sep 2010 17:03:53 -0700

Why was God so evident in the Bible, and seems so hidden today?

They had better drugs, back then.

Answer to If you were a teacher, what subject would you like to teach?

Mon, 20 Sep 2010 17:02:17 -0700

If you were a teacher, what subject would you like to teach?

Common sense, it is lacking in today's society.

Answer to How can women be ugly?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:26:18 -0800

How can women be ugly?

Put on a a lot of make-up like Tammy Faye Baker

Answer to What would be somethings that make you think a married coworker is interested in you or likes you? just a general question.

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:24:44 -0800

What would be somethings that make you think a married coworker is interested in you or likes you? just a general question.

Why would you care, he's MARRIED

Answer to In your opinion, what is the best American State and why?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:23:06 -0800

In your opinion, what is the best American State and why?

State of confusion

Answer to AB CHRISTMAS PARTY!!! Who is your vote to be "Santa" & "Mrs. Claus"?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:22:05 -0800

AB CHRISTMAS PARTY!!! Who is your vote to be "Santa" & "Mrs. Claus"?

Ill be Miss Clause. Who want to be my HoHoHo, I mean Santa?

Answer to What song reminds you of AB?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:19:07 -0800

What song reminds you of AB?

Welcome to the Jungle

Answer to How come murdering a pregnant woman is double homicide but abortion is legal?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:18:37 -0800

How come murdering a pregnant woman is double homicide but abortion is legal?

One woman wanted her kid, the other one didnt.

Answer to Athiests who do you dislike the most christians,muslims,jews

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:17:38 -0800

Athiests who do you dislike the most christians,muslims,jews

People who generalize religions

Answer to If I am on birth control but also taking antibiotics and the guy ejaculates inside of me, are the chances of getting pregnant greater or less than if I was only using condoms and not on the pill?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:16:45 -0800

If I am on birth control but also taking antibiotics and the guy ejaculates inside of me, are the chances of getting pregnant greater or less than if I was only using condoms and not on the pill?

The same.

Answer to Would you please join me in saying Congratulations to our newest (AUNTIE) SPICY HOT? A sweet little nephew! A future AB member I'm sure.:)

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:15:38 -0800

Would you please join me in saying Congratulations to our newest (AUNTIE) SPICY HOT? A sweet little nephew! A future AB member I'm sure.:)

Oh lord, we are in serious trouble now. :-) Im not babysitting either.

Answer to Are you very apologetic?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:12:00 -0800

Are you very apologetic?

No, I am to old to be sorry about anything.

Answer to If a girl was made to have an abortion by her mother or father will she go to hell?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:09:41 -0800

If a girl was made to have an abortion by her mother or father will she go to hell?

She would already be in hell, where she is at, given her circumstances.

Answer to Name one thing you would like for Christmas but most likely would not get.

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:08:14 -0800

Name one thing you would like for Christmas but most likely would not get.

A 21 year old stud.

Answer to Why do parents always assume teenagers are doing bad things and have a bad attitude?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 02:10:33 -0800

Why do parents always assume teenagers are doing bad things and have a bad attitude?

They arent assuming they have the facts.

Answer to What are some very excellent examples of “social cues?”

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 02:09:52 -0800

What are some very excellent examples of “social cues?”

Standing when a woman enters a room.

Answer to When someone insults you, are you a peace maker, a fighter, or a just-sit-back-and-take-it type of person?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 02:07:34 -0800

When someone insults you, are you a peace maker, a fighter, or a just-sit-back-and-take-it type of person?

I open a can of whoopass on them.

Answer to How do you make right decision in your life?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 02:06:15 -0800

How do you make right decision in your life?

I flip a coin

Answer to Do you have BBQ during winter time?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 02:05:29 -0800

Do you have BBQ during winter time?

We BBQ all year long

Answer to Spiritually speaking-what is freedom?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 02:03:14 -0800

Spiritually speaking-what is freedom?

Death

Answer to Would you move to a town you had not ever been to before to be with the one you Love?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 02:02:11 -0800

Would you move to a town you had not ever been to before to be with the one you Love?

Yes, but husband keeps following me.

Answer to Should I celebrate the fact that this question is #1,000 for me to ask on AB, since joining in April, 2009, or is that no big deal? Is it any kind of "milestone" for an ABer to ask 1,000 questions? (Check my linked profile to verify this claim, please.)

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 02:00:09 -0800

Should I celebrate the fact that this question is #1,000 for me to ask on AB, since joining in April, 2009, or is that no big deal? Is it any kind of "milestone" for an ABer to ask 1,000 questions? (Check my linked profile to verify this claim, please.)

There are many people on AB that ask a million questions, most of which I dont see a reason to celebrate.

Answer to Wats piss off perver means..anybody help me plz

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:53:33 -0800

Wats piss off perver means..anybody help me plz

Its Pig Latin for Go away pervert

Answer to What Meat do you eat the most? Chicken, Beef, Pork, Lamb, Turkey, etc.

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:45:29 -0800

What Meat do you eat the most? Chicken, Beef, Pork, Lamb, Turkey, etc.

My husbands

Answer to How do you handle a situation when you know a person is Lying to you?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:43:28 -0800

How do you handle a situation when you know a person is Lying to you?

I beat them with my cane.

Answer to What does a girl do that makes a guy think that they are crazy? Messed in the head etc?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:42:17 -0800

What does a girl do that makes a guy think that they are crazy? Messed in the head etc?

Plan their wedding

Answer to What color is your coat?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:40:51 -0800

What color is your coat?

Blue

Answer to What flavor do you wish your significant other was?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:37:51 -0800

What flavor do you wish your significant other was?

Chardonay

Answer to Do you know anyone who has been shot?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:36:38 -0800

Do you know anyone who has been shot?

JR

Answer to What was the happiest moment of your day today?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:32:13 -0800

What was the happiest moment of your day today?

When I woke up.

Answer to I am so tired , it is time for a nap, Who will be kind enough to wake me in a couple of hours?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:28:15 -0800

I am so tired , it is time for a nap, Who will be kind enough to wake me in a couple of hours?

WAKE UP!

Answer to Has anyone called you a jerk today?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:27:26 -0800

Has anyone called you a jerk today?

No, but I just started.

Answer to What activity requires restraint?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:26:56 -0800

What activity requires restraint?

Answering political questions

Answer to On a long road trip what bothers you the most, a back ache, having to stop for bathroom breaks or something else?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:25:25 -0800

On a long road trip what bothers you the most, a back ache, having to stop for bathroom breaks or something else?

My husband yapping

Answer to When do you usually start making your Christmas lists, for gifts and cards each year?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:24:21 -0800

When do you usually start making your Christmas lists, for gifts and cards each year?

I start near Halloween

Answer to Will you buy anyone books for Christmas Gifts this year?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:23:14 -0800

Will you buy anyone books for Christmas Gifts this year?

I do every year.

Answer to Why am I kinda crushing on you right now?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:21:18 -0800

Why am I kinda crushing on you right now?

Its my girlish figure.

Answer to What are you more likely to find in a man's fridge?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:19:15 -0800

What are you more likely to find in a man's fridge?

Leftover Pizza

Answer to I'm figuring 50% of the people on line are worse than thier profiles let on; 25% better ; and 25% as they appear, be it good or bad. Do you have a different stat?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:17:59 -0800

I'm figuring 50% of the people on line are worse than thier profiles let on; 25% better ; and 25% as they appear, be it good or bad. Do you have a different stat?

90% of Statistics Are Wrong

Answer to Women: Do you love your period? I do, it's 1 of the best things about being a woman!!!!!!!!

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:04:21 -0800

Women: Do you love your period? I do, it's 1 of the best things about being a woman!!!!!!!!

Most things that bleed for 5 days die, I do not have a Happy period.

Answer to Do you always get a full nights sleep?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:53:47 -0800

Do you always get a full nights sleep?

I havent done that since my kids were born.

Answer to How many alternate or "puppet" AB accounts do you have? Be honest.

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:48:50 -0800

How many alternate or "puppet" AB accounts do you have? Be honest.

10, you believe me right?

Answer to Do you think it is wrong to use your intelligence and reasoning powers to solve a mystery?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:43:57 -0800

Do you think it is wrong to use your intelligence and reasoning powers to solve a mystery?

No, Thats what the CSI people do.

Answer to Should the use of sockpuppets be banned entirely?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:29:30 -0800

Should the use of sockpuppets be banned entirely?

Is that like the thing my husband uses to keep his willy warm?

Answer to My granddaughter is having a screaming fit because she doesn't want to do her homework. Her mother is completely frustrated. What can be done?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:18:52 -0800

My granddaughter is having a screaming fit because she doesn't want to do her homework. Her mother is completely frustrated. What can be done?

Get on the floor and throw a fit right next to her. see if you cant beat her noise level.

Answer to What is your sexiest feature? Certainly does not have to be physical!

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:15:47 -0800

What is your sexiest feature? Certainly does not have to be physical!

My girlish figure.

Answer to Do you talk to inanimate objects?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:14:35 -0800

Do you talk to inanimate objects?

Yes, my husband.

Answer to Is "Doggy-style" a form of Kung Fu?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:13:24 -0800

Is "Doggy-style" a form of Kung Fu?

Its a form of Kama Sutra.

Answer to Wild ______! What word (s) can you use to complete the thought?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:11:12 -0800

Wild ______! What word (s) can you use to complete the thought?

Wild Thing

Answer to Would you rather have lemonade on a hot summer day or coffee on a cold winter morning?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:10:45 -0800

Would you rather have lemonade on a hot summer day or coffee on a cold winter morning?

Coffee on a cold winter morning

Answer to What is one thing you do for someone else?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:08:51 -0800

What is one thing you do for someone else?

I cook clean and do laundry for them

Answer to What do they call person that love's to create drama?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:07:16 -0800

What do they call person that love's to create drama?

Compulsive Liars

Answer to What was the last button you pushed and what color button was it?

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:37:24 -0800

What was the last button you pushed and what color button was it?

My husbands button, he was red..

Answer to What is your favorite movie about witches?

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:36:07 -0800

What is your favorite movie about witches?

Van Helsing

Answer to Have you heard of the 7 mo. old baby locked in a cedar box under the babysitter's bed? see link...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:35:42 -0800

Have you heard of the 7 mo. old baby locked in a cedar box under the babysitter's bed? see link...

She was the one kidnapped by her baby sitter and mother.

Answer to Who was the last "Blast from the past" (old friend) that came back in your life?

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:34:24 -0800

Who was the last "Blast from the past" (old friend) that came back in your life?

There all dead.

Answer to (Besides sex), What is something you enjoy doing with your partner?

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:33:53 -0800

(Besides sex), What is something you enjoy doing with your partner?

Breathing

Answer to Do you think AB users are overly sensitive?

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:30:04 -0800

Do you think AB users are overly sensitive?

There are some drama mamas and papas on here.

Answer to Is it possible for a heterosexual guy to have a loving relationship with a lesbian, a sexless relationship respecting her orientation?

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:28:56 -0800

Is it possible for a heterosexual guy to have a loving relationship with a lesbian, a sexless relationship respecting her orientation?

That is called a friendship.

Answer to What's something that your friends/family would never expect you to do?

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:27:14 -0800

What's something that your friends/family would never expect you to do?

Smoke a joint

Answer to What is it that it is yours but you are unable to touch it

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:26:35 -0800

What is it that it is yours but you are unable to touch it

My feet, it stinks getting old.

Answer to Can anyone here fly a plane and do Answerbag at the same time?

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:20:00 -0800

Can anyone here fly a plane and do Answerbag at the same time?

Distracted driver — above: Pilots on laptops ‘lost track of time’ Northwest Flight 188’s 78 minutes out of contact with air-traffic control despite repeated calls from the tower, the pilot and co-pilot admitted only to “a distraction” in the cockpit....

Answer to What is your cat's name?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:31:52 -0800

What is your cat's name?

Tigger

Answer to What time period brings back the most memories for you, the 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's or 90's?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:31:02 -0800

What time period brings back the most memories for you, the 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's or 90's?

The 60's

Answer to What is the last Classic Movie you watched?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:29:54 -0800

What is the last Classic Movie you watched?

The thunderbirds

Answer to What is healthier for you, ham, turkey or roast beef?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:22:33 -0800

What is healthier for you, ham, turkey or roast beef?

Turkey

Answer to What would you do or how would you react if your daughter told you that she's in love with two men who are also in love with each other?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:19:14 -0800

What would you do or how would you react if your daughter told you that she's in love with two men who are also in love with each other?

I hope she likes sharing..

Answer to I noticed that whenever I put the word "Christ" in one of my answers outside of the Christianity section I get downrated. Why is that?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:15:21 -0800

I noticed that whenever I put the word "Christ" in one of my answers outside of the Christianity section I get downrated. Why is that?

They dont like you saying it?

Answer to What is something you do with your friends?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:14:20 -0800

What is something you do with your friends?

Talk about the weather.

Answer to What color is your favorite fruit?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:13:12 -0800

What color is your favorite fruit?

Orange

Answer to Does your cat come when you call it by name?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:12:26 -0800

Does your cat come when you call it by name?

Yes, but it could be the voice I use.

Answer to Have you ever gone to a casino without gambling? I usually go for the show and the restaurant.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:07:33 -0800

Have you ever gone to a casino without gambling? I usually go for the show and the restaurant.

I go for dinner only.

Answer to What gambling games you might find in an American Indian casino?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:05:46 -0800

What gambling games you might find in an American Indian casino?

Bingo

Answer to When was the last time someone cooked for you, who was it?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:03:50 -0800

When was the last time someone cooked for you, who was it?

Tonight, Blue cheeseburgers.

Answer to If we had to make a choice of one meal a day for the rest of our lives would you choose the breakfast, lunch or dinner?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:59:20 -0800

If we had to make a choice of one meal a day for the rest of our lives would you choose the breakfast, lunch or dinner?

Dinner

Answer to In what US state (or country) did you attend the 5th grade?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:54:40 -0800

In what US state (or country) did you attend the 5th grade?

Florida

Answer to What is the last thing you "spit out"?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:48:59 -0800

What is the last thing you "spit out"?

My teeth.

Answer to Do the holidays cause you to have a mood swing?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:48:21 -0800

Do the holidays cause you to have a mood swing?

Yes. Waking up causes a mood swing.

Answer to Would anyone be interested in having a glass of wine today? If so, what kind should I purchase?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:47:32 -0800

Would anyone be interested in having a glass of wine today? If so, what kind should I purchase?

Reisling

Answer to Do you eat at the kitchen table or sit in front of the television, when you eat dinner?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:46:27 -0800

Do you eat at the kitchen table or sit in front of the television, when you eat dinner?

Typically, I sit in front of the television

Answer to What type of cheese do you eat the most?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:45:41 -0800

What type of cheese do you eat the most?

Cheddar cheese

Answer to What famous person do you act like?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:44:35 -0800

What famous person do you act like?

Archie Bunker

Answer to What is your favorite type of Margarita?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:43:35 -0800

What is your favorite type of Margarita?

The big one.

Answer to Employee theft is a big problem. What have you taken from your work office?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:40:49 -0800

Employee theft is a big problem. What have you taken from your work office?

Ink pens

Answer to What is the most effective way to drive/scare my neighbors away?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:29:04 -0800

What is the most effective way to drive/scare my neighbors away?

I moon them.

Answer to Have you or any of your family ever suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) if so, were prescription drugs or alternative medicine/s used in aiding recovery?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:28:35 -0800

Have you or any of your family ever suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) if so, were prescription drugs or alternative medicine/s used in aiding recovery?

My sister has it, they changed her diet.

Answer to What is a funny phrase for getting upset? Example: Hissy Fit- haha

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:26:20 -0800

What is a funny phrase for getting upset? Example: Hissy Fit- haha

Fly off the handle, go ballistic, have a cow, hit the roof, blow a fuse, blow one's stack, combusting.

Answer to Do teenagers have any concept of money?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:57:53 -0800

Do teenagers have any concept of money?

They know how to ask for it.

Answer to What is your best weapon?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:56:30 -0800

What is your best weapon?

Flatulence

Answer to Hi every morning i wake up my hands and fingers are swollen and they feel tight it has been happening for about 2 years what can this be

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:53:42 -0800

Hi every morning i wake up my hands and fingers are swollen and they feel tight it has been happening for about 2 years what can this be

Your pregnant.

Answer to If one says that their computer is gay, is it dating another computer of the same sex?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:52:21 -0800

If one says that their computer is gay, is it dating another computer of the same sex?

It is Happy

Answer to Do you think this is the REAL reason why people kiss? See link (LMAO)

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:51:38 -0800

Do you think this is the REAL reason why people kiss? See link (LMAO)

Finally they have figured it out.

Answer to Do you live in an apartment, house, duplex, or a condominium?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:48:59 -0800

Do you live in an apartment, house, duplex, or a condominium?

A home.

Answer to What is Spanish hot chocolate and how is it made?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:46:54 -0800

What is Spanish hot chocolate and how is it made?

* 1 cup milk * 2 1/2 oz chocolate a la taza (70 g, preferably Valor in bar form*), or 2 oz bittersweet chocolate (not unsweetened), broken into pieces, plus 1 1/2 teaspoons cornstarch

Answer to What is your favorite fuit? how often do yoou eat it?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:42:53 -0800

What is your favorite fuit? how often do yoou eat it?

Richard Simmons

Answer to Do you have too many gadgets?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:40:32 -0800

Do you have too many gadgets?

Yes, but they keep me awake.

Answer to If I opened your medicine cabinet what would I see?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:40:00 -0800

If I opened your medicine cabinet what would I see?

Denture cream.