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Is there anything I can take for menstrual cramps other than ibuprofen? Aleve

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When advertising for female sex partner, what details would attract her? Size Matters, 6.5, LOL, you need better choices for your dumb question

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Are there any girls with a nylon pants / windpants / rainsuit fetish? No women stopped having those in the 80's dude.

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Why was God so evident in the Bible, and seems so hidden today? They had better drugs, back then.

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If you were a teacher, what subject would you like to teach? Common sense, it is lacking in today's society.

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How can women be ugly? Put on a a lot of make-up like Tammy Faye Baker

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What would be somethings that make you think a married coworker is interested in you or likes you? just a general question. Why would you care, he's MARRIED

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In your opinion, what is the best American State and why? State of confusion

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AB CHRISTMAS PARTY!!! Who is your vote to be "Santa" & "Mrs. Claus"? Ill be Miss Clause. Who want to be my HoHoHo, I mean Santa?

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What song reminds you of AB? Welcome to the Jungle

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How come murdering a pregnant woman is double homicide but abortion is legal? One woman wanted her kid, the other one didnt.

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Athiests who do you dislike the most christians,muslims,jews People who generalize religions

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If I am on birth control but also taking antibiotics and the guy ejaculates inside of me, are the chances of getting pregnant greater or less than if I was only using condoms and not on the pill? The same.

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Would you please join me in saying Congratulations to our newest (AUNTIE) SPICY HOT? A sweet little nephew! A future AB member I'm sure.:) Oh lord, we are in serious trouble now. :-) Im not babysitting either.

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Are you very apologetic? No, I am to old to be sorry about anything.

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If a girl was made to have an abortion by her mother or father will she go to hell? She would already be in hell, where she is at, given her circumstances.

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Name one thing you would like for Christmas but most likely would not get. A 21 year old stud.

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Why do parents always assume teenagers are doing bad things and have a bad attitude? They arent assuming they have the facts.

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What are some very excellent examples of “social cues?” Standing when a woman enters a room.

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When someone insults you, are you a peace maker, a fighter, or a just-sit-back-and-take-it type of person? I open a can of whoopass on them.

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How do you make right decision in your life? I flip a coin

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Do you have BBQ during winter time? We BBQ all year long

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Spiritually speaking-what is freedom? Death

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Would you move to a town you had not ever been to before to be with the one you Love? Yes, but husband keeps following me.

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Should I celebrate the fact that this question is #1,000 for me to ask on AB, since joining in April, 2009, or is that no big deal? Is it any kind of "milestone" for an ABer to ask 1,000 questions? (Check my linked profile to verify this claim, please.) There are many people on AB that ask a million questions, most of which I dont see a reason to celebrate.

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Wats piss off perver means..anybody help me plz Its Pig Latin for Go away pervert

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What Meat do you eat the most? Chicken, Beef, Pork, Lamb, Turkey, etc. My husbands

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How do you handle a situation when you know a person is Lying to you? I beat them with my cane.

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What does a girl do that makes a guy think that they are crazy? Messed in the head etc? Plan their wedding

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What color is your coat? Blue

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What flavor do you wish your significant other was? Chardonay

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Do you know anyone who has been shot? JR

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What was the happiest moment of your day today? When I woke up.

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I am so tired , it is time for a nap, Who will be kind enough to wake me in a couple of hours? WAKE UP!

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Has anyone called you a jerk today? No, but I just started.

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What activity requires restraint? Answering political questions

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On a long road trip what bothers you the most, a back ache, having to stop for bathroom breaks or something else? My husband yapping

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When do you usually start making your Christmas lists, for gifts and cards each year? I start near Halloween

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Will you buy anyone books for Christmas Gifts this year? I do every year.

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Why am I kinda crushing on you right now? Its my girlish figure.

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What are you more likely to find in a man's fridge? Leftover Pizza

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I'm figuring 50% of the people on line are worse than thier profiles let on; 25% better ; and 25% as they appear, be it good or bad. Do you have a different stat? 90% of Statistics Are Wrong

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Women: Do you love your period? I do, it's 1 of the best things about being a woman!!!!!!!! Most things that bleed for 5 days die, I do not have a Happy period.

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Do you always get a full nights sleep? I havent done that since my kids were born.

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How many alternate or "puppet" AB accounts do you have? Be honest. 10, you believe me right?

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Do you think it is wrong to use your intelligence and reasoning powers to solve a mystery? No, Thats what the CSI people do.

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Should the use of sockpuppets be banned entirely? Is that like the thing my husband uses to keep his willy warm?

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My granddaughter is having a screaming fit because she doesn't want to do her homework. Her mother is completely frustrated. What can be done? Get on the floor and throw a fit right next to her. see if you cant beat her noise level.

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What is your sexiest feature? Certainly does not have to be physical! My girlish figure.

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Do you talk to inanimate objects? Yes, my husband.

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Is "Doggy-style" a form of Kung Fu? Its a form of Kama Sutra.

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Wild ______! What word (s) can you use to complete the thought? Wild Thing

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Would you rather have lemonade on a hot summer day or coffee on a cold winter morning? Coffee on a cold winter morning

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What is one thing you do for someone else? I cook clean and do laundry for them

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What do they call person that love's to create drama? Compulsive Liars

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What was the last button you pushed and what color button was it? My husbands button, he was red..

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What is your favorite movie about witches? Van Helsing

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Have you heard of the 7 mo. old baby locked in a cedar box under the babysitter's bed? see link... She was the one kidnapped by her baby sitter and mother.

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Who was the last "Blast from the past" (old friend) that came back in your life? There all dead.

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(Besides sex), What is something you enjoy doing with your partner? Breathing

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Do you think AB users are overly sensitive? There are some drama mamas and papas on here.

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Is it possible for a heterosexual guy to have a loving relationship with a lesbian, a sexless relationship respecting her orientation? That is called a friendship.

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What's something that your friends/family would never expect you to do? Smoke a joint

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What is it that it is yours but you are unable to touch it My feet, it stinks getting old.

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Can anyone here fly a plane and do Answerbag at the same time? Distracted driver — above: Pilots on laptops ‘lost track of time’ Northwest Flight 188’s 78 minutes out of contact with air-traffic control despite repeated calls from the tower, the pilot and co-pilot admitted only to “a distraction” in the cockpit. That’s why they overshot the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport by 150 miles, It just happened last...

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What is your cat's name? Tigger

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What time period brings back the most memories for you, the 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's or 90's? The 60's

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What is the last Classic Movie you watched? The thunderbirds

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What is healthier for you, ham, turkey or roast beef? Turkey

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What would you do or how would you react if your daughter told you that she's in love with two men who are also in love with each other? I hope she likes sharing..

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I noticed that whenever I put the word "Christ" in one of my answers outside of the Christianity section I get downrated. Why is that? They dont like you saying it?

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What is something you do with your friends? Talk about the weather.

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What color is your favorite fruit? Orange

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Does your cat come when you call it by name? Yes, but it could be the voice I use.

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Have you ever gone to a casino without gambling? I usually go for the show and the restaurant. I go for dinner only.

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What gambling games you might find in an American Indian casino? Bingo

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When was the last time someone cooked for you, who was it? Tonight, Blue cheeseburgers.

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If we had to make a choice of one meal a day for the rest of our lives would you choose the breakfast, lunch or dinner? Dinner

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In what US state (or country) did you attend the 5th grade? Florida

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What is the last thing you "spit out"? My teeth.

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Do the holidays cause you to have a mood swing? Yes. Waking up causes a mood swing.

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Would anyone be interested in having a glass of wine today? If so, what kind should I purchase? Reisling

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Do you eat at the kitchen table or sit in front of the television, when you eat dinner? Typically, I sit in front of the television

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What type of cheese do you eat the most? Cheddar cheese

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What famous person do you act like? Archie Bunker

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What is your favorite type of Margarita? The big one.

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Employee theft is a big problem. What have you taken from your work office? Ink pens

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What is the most effective way to drive/scare my neighbors away? I moon them.

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Have you or any of your family ever suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) if so, were prescription drugs or alternative medicine/s used in aiding recovery? My sister has it, they changed her diet.

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What is a funny phrase for getting upset? Example: Hissy Fit- haha Fly off the handle, go ballistic, have a cow, hit the roof, blow a fuse, blow one's stack, combusting.

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Do teenagers have any concept of money? They know how to ask for it.

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What is your best weapon? Flatulence

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Hi every morning i wake up my hands and fingers are swollen and they feel tight it has been happening for about 2 years what can this be Your pregnant.

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If one says that their computer is gay, is it dating another computer of the same sex? It is Happy

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Do you think this is the REAL reason why people kiss? See link (LMAO) Finally they have figured it out.

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Do you live in an apartment, house, duplex, or a condominium? A home.

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What is Spanish hot chocolate and how is it made? * 1 cup milk * 2 1/2 oz chocolate a la taza (70 g, preferably Valor in bar form*), or 2 oz bittersweet chocolate (not unsweetened), broken into pieces, plus 1 1/2 teaspoons cornstarch

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What is your favorite fuit? how often do yoou eat it? Richard Simmons

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Do you have too many gadgets? Yes, but they keep me awake.

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If I opened your medicine cabinet what would I see? Denture cream.

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What is the first sign that a person is demon possessed? Their head spins around and they throw up green stuff.

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Do you remember Rod Stewart? What was your favorite song by him? Maggie

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After making sweet love, do you cuddle or is it back to back and pass out time? I put my teeth back in.

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Has anyone from AB ever seen you naked? No, I would get arrested for indecent exposure.

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What do you think of when you hear the words: fluffy, soft, and pink? My butt.

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Ever dreamed you were naked? No, that would be a nightmare.

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Do you have any idea where Major Tom's flight is at this time? (His original comment thread was 'rejected as nonsense' so I'm trying to help set up a new thread). He is in the Bermuda triangle

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What was the last compliment you gave someone in your family? You would look great lying in that coffin.

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Can you always think of something to talk about? Yes, but no one wants to hear it.

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If you took a stool softener and a stool hardener at the same time what would happen? You will be stopped up until it explodes.

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What are two things you wish you could change? My depends and my mind

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Should they go to every Sex offenders house, once a year and check their living quarters? Yes, I could use a visitor every once in awhile.

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What is something all Women wish for? A big rock on their finger

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Would you be a great person to marry? I would marry my crotchety old self.

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Hot Chocolate: With or without Marshmallows? A whole bag of them.

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What pets did you have as a child? A pet rock.

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Do you approve of teen sex? At my age I would approve any sex.

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Is it harder than before to get into your preferred college and, if so, why? They dont give senior discounts.

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Do you like it when people flirt with you? Why or why not? Yes, it gets me all hot and bothered, ah wait maybe thats menopause.

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Why does my wife choose to go out to dinner without underpants or a bra with a short dress on and tops that show her nipples? She does it to turn you on

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Ladies: Is the kitchen your favorite room in the house? No my bedroom is.

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