Answerbag: Starmaster's answers

Answer to Lets all raise ____________?

Sun, 27 May 2012 18:17:33 -0700

Lets all raise ____________?

hell.

Answer to In one word describe your kitchen?

Sun, 27 May 2012 18:16:13 -0700

In one word describe your kitchen?

Boring

Answer to What drink do you never get tired of?

Wed, 23 May 2012 20:33:11 -0700

What drink do you never get tired of?

cafe latte.....

Answer to Crunchy Cheetos or Cheetos Puffs?

Tue, 22 May 2012 19:56:17 -0700

Crunchy Cheetos or Cheetos Puffs?

Crunchy!!!!!

Answer to which TV series that has recently ( past year 2011) ended do you wish would return?

Mon, 21 May 2012 19:31:20 -0700

which TV series that has recently ( past year 2011) ended do you wish would return?

Law and Order.....the original one, cancelled after twenty seasons.....

Answer to Who would you not want to fall in love with

Mon, 21 May 2012 19:25:15 -0700

Who would you not want to fall in love with

Satan!

Answer to what kind of obsessive compulsive disorder(s) do you have? everyone has some ocd right?

Mon, 21 May 2012 18:58:48 -0700

what kind of obsessive compulsive disorder(s) do you have? everyone has some ocd right?

Yes, I have had OCD's since I was a little kid. At this moment I have to make sure everything is in the right place at home, the car and the office. I am very clean, always grooming myself. I have to wash my face after lunch and dinner or I get desperate!.....plus several others....

Answer to What/who comes to you rmind when I say 'sensational'?

Sun, 20 May 2012 20:14:32 -0700

What/who comes to you rmind when I say 'sensational'?

A very good pizza!

Answer to Honest Question. Am I fat? [pics]

Sun, 20 May 2012 20:12:24 -0700

Honest Question. Am I fat? [pics]

No! You are OK! Is your mom too skinny? Maybe she is a little envious....

Answer to What will happen to Facebook now that Mark Zuckerberg married Priscilla Chan?

Sun, 20 May 2012 20:10:18 -0700

What will happen to Facebook now that Mark Zuckerberg married Priscilla Chan?

We will be able to tell things are not going well for Mark if he writes "It is Complicated" under his "status"......

Answer to Do you believe the story on the picture I am attaching is a true story?

Sun, 20 May 2012 18:59:52 -0700

Do you believe the story on the picture I am attaching is a true story?

Here it is..... Grab yourselves.....

Answer to Why is it that science says that we only use around 10% of our brain, yet they never explain why? Or what the other 90% is used for?

Sun, 20 May 2012 18:41:57 -0700

Why is it that science says that we only use around 10% of our brain, yet they never explain why? Or what the other 90% is used for?

For most men.....95.7% of the time the brain is working on the stuff you see in the picture:

Answer to Can an atheist be a Christian?

Sun, 20 May 2012 18:39:20 -0700

Can an atheist be a Christian?

Maybe a semi-Christian...or something like that. If an atheist decides that some of the teachings of Christ are a good way to go, like helping the down and out... Maybe he could become closer to Christianity, but he will not be 100% Christian.

Answer to At what age should girls start dating? Pls. provide a clue as to your input. ;)

Sat, 19 May 2012 22:14:29 -0700

At what age should girls start dating? Pls. provide a clue as to your input. ;)

21. Teenagers shouldn't date at all. They are not emotionally prepared to deal with the emotional drama attached to dating. The teenage years should be spend in group activities. That will prepare them to grow emotionally and socially and it will help them making better choices when they are...

Answer to If you hear the name "Alexas" what kind of sterotypes about "her" personality would you humanly generate?

Sat, 19 May 2012 22:09:59 -0700

If you hear the name "Alexas" what kind of sterotypes about "her" personality would you humanly generate?

I don't know why, but when I hear or read that name I see in my mind a strong woman yielding a big hammer.....like Thor....

Answer to Do you ever play rock-paper-scissors-paw with your dog?

Sat, 19 May 2012 19:16:43 -0700

Do you ever play rock-paper-scissors-paw with your dog?

No, I have never been "that" drunk in my whole life....

Answer to PS: I ___________________?

Sat, 19 May 2012 19:07:04 -0700

PS: I ___________________?

I want to tell you before I run away to China that you are not the father of any of our three kids.....

Answer to In what way are women fascinating creatures?

Sat, 19 May 2012 18:59:53 -0700

In what way are women fascinating creatures?

They can bleed for several days in a row, once a month, for years and survive! We men can't do that!!!!

Answer to What song can you think of whose name includes a monetary amount or denomination?

Sat, 19 May 2012 18:58:28 -0700

What song can you think of whose name includes a monetary amount or denomination?

Here is a Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLG2jaVdUMo

Answer to What is your favorite movie that is about ghosts?

Sat, 19 May 2012 18:54:32 -0700

What is your favorite movie that is about ghosts?

The Sixth Sense http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN6PpM5b0A4

Answer to can you list the top 20 cities in the USA that are most likely to be bombed?

Fri, 18 May 2012 21:21:19 -0700

can you list the top 20 cities in the USA that are most likely to be bombed?

The ones with lots of Comedy Clubs.....too many stand up comedians bomb on them!

Answer to Did you know that evolution is just a theory?

Fri, 18 May 2012 21:09:18 -0700

Did you know that evolution is just a theory?

Gravity is also a theory, so there is no gravity?????

Answer to Are YOU a cup cake

Fri, 18 May 2012 21:07:39 -0700

Are YOU a cup cake

Let me see..... Uh....... I just touched my head and I can feel and see the hair on my head. Cup Cakes don't have hair on top..... So, the answer is no, I am not a cup cake.

Answer to I am allergic to ____________.

Fri, 18 May 2012 17:23:22 -0700

I am allergic to ____________.

dust......and silver in my mouth. I can't use silverware. My lips get swollen and my tongue hurts, specially on the sides if I try silver eating utensils.

Answer to Do you believe in curses or jinxes?

Thu, 17 May 2012 20:01:27 -0700

Do you believe in curses or jinxes?

No.

Answer to When was the last time you ran out of gasoline on the road?

Wed, 16 May 2012 19:14:37 -0700

When was the last time you ran out of gasoline on the road?

1991, not too far from my office.

Answer to Does it bother Christians that Jesus looks like a Manson Family Member?

Wed, 16 May 2012 17:10:48 -0700

Does it bother Christians that Jesus looks like a Manson Family Member?

Jesus most probably didn't look anything as he has been presented throughout Centuries. Some of the images of Jesus are even ridiculous, showing him as a blond man with Caucasian features. I don't recall any picture showing Jesus with black hair. He is usually being shown with brown or light...

Answer to how do you get larger aerola's?

Wed, 16 May 2012 17:07:01 -0700

how do you get larger aerola's?

I suppose you can get a tattoo in that area.

Answer to What's a nice name for a saloon that takes care of pubic hair? Perm, trim, curl, decorate them, highlight or dye them, shampoo, the works?

Wed, 16 May 2012 16:46:14 -0700

What's a nice name for a saloon that takes care of pubic hair? Perm, trim, curl, decorate them, highlight or dye them, shampoo, the works?

Sharp Heads

Answer to Can you believe that auto insurance is NOT REQUIRED in New Hampshire? How about that?

Wed, 16 May 2012 16:44:26 -0700

Can you believe that auto insurance is NOT REQUIRED in New Hampshire? How about that?

That's bad! It used to be like that here in Puerto Rico until sometime in the early nineties. It was a mess before that.

Answer to What's something stupid that some men do? ^~^

Wed, 16 May 2012 16:40:23 -0700

What's something stupid that some men do? ^~^

Trying to rescue "damsels in distress".....divorced women with kids, no job skills, no money or place to go and lots of problems. They usually end up in deep trouble, unhappy and hating themselves for doing such a stupid move.

Answer to What do you think of Adam Sandler?

Tue, 15 May 2012 20:58:54 -0700

What do you think of Adam Sandler?

Not "that" good. In my opinion he is overrated.

Answer to What condiment doesn't go on a hotdog at all in your opinion?

Mon, 14 May 2012 19:20:59 -0700

What condiment doesn't go on a hotdog at all in your opinion?

Cinnamon....

Answer to Do you like the name Ella Marie?

Sat, 12 May 2012 20:08:28 -0700

Do you like the name Ella Marie?

No. In Spanish "Ella" means "She"....sounds too plain.

Answer to What's the last prank u pulled?

Sat, 12 May 2012 19:44:42 -0700

What's the last prank u pulled?

I created two fake accounts on Zoosk, found pictures from two good looking men from Eastern Europe, made up a profile and became "friends" of a real friend of mine..... chatted with her for a few days until I wrote her..... Mary, it is me!!!! The next day she pretended to be mad at me, but she...

Answer to if eminem died how will it effect you

Fri, 11 May 2012 21:26:20 -0700

if eminem died how will it effect you

The same effect as if someone told me that the mother in law of the Vice President of Uzbekistan's had a second cousin who broke his left arm while chopping wood.

Answer to What's another way to say "Go away"?

Thu, 10 May 2012 17:05:08 -0700

What's another way to say "Go away"?

Piérdete!!!!! (Spanish for "Get Lost"!)

Answer to Where would you like to visit that you haven't visited?

Thu, 10 May 2012 17:02:44 -0700

Where would you like to visit that you haven't visited?

The Smithsonian Museums

Answer to Have you ever deliberately soiled yourself just to keep the flies off your burger?

Sun, 06 May 2012 15:58:21 -0700

Have you ever deliberately soiled yourself just to keep the flies off your burger?

I joined Answerbag in early 2007.....I have read hundreds of weird questions.....and this one gets the Top Weird Disgusting Award.......

Answer to What would you call this meal?

Sun, 06 May 2012 15:49:34 -0700

What would you call this meal?

Artery Blocker Extravaganza!

Answer to Have you ever had anything of value stolen from you and if so did you ever recover it?

Sun, 06 May 2012 08:35:35 -0700

Have you ever had anything of value stolen from you and if so did you ever recover it?

My ex-wife stole my peace of mind...and after a year and a half I am still trying to recover it......

Answer to Would you agree with my view that God could best be described as an observer?

Sun, 06 May 2012 08:34:21 -0700

Would you agree with my view that God could best be described as an observer?

Or maybe, as George Carlin said many times: Maybe he doesn't give a s_ _t.

Answer to Does God have someone HE calls God?

Sat, 05 May 2012 22:34:11 -0700

Does God have someone HE calls God?

When texting he writes on his Smartphone: OMM instead of OMG.....It means Oh My Me!

Answer to What is the ability that others have that you are most jealous of?

Sat, 05 May 2012 13:36:34 -0700

What is the ability that others have that you are most jealous of?

Being very good in Math, being able to study Physics, Chemistry and Advanced Technology. That skill leads to good, prestigious, well paid and nice jobs..... Not the kind of job I have right now.....

Answer to Favorite movie that starts with 'S'?

Sat, 05 May 2012 13:31:04 -0700

Favorite movie that starts with 'S'?

Schindler's List

Answer to What do you do that is bad for the environment? Why?

Fri, 04 May 2012 21:59:02 -0700

What do you do that is bad for the environment? Why?

A lot of chemicals, because if not processed and taken care of properly and then released to the environment they cause several serious diseases and crippling conditions.

Answer to Does "Reverend" Jesse Jackson even believe in God?

Thu, 03 May 2012 16:59:32 -0700

Does "Reverend" Jesse Jackson even believe in God?

He is a politician who uses Religion as a tool to get the support of the people he wants to represent. I have heard him talking to crowds speaking for more than half an hour without mentioning the name of God. A real Reverend will never do that.

Answer to Charlize Theron : Hot Or Not ?

Wed, 02 May 2012 20:08:19 -0700

Charlize Theron : Hot Or Not ?

Steaming Hot!

Answer to Do you consider yourself to be "in shape"?

Tue, 01 May 2012 20:58:16 -0700

Do you consider yourself to be "in shape"?

No way! My fatty and soft belly is far from being "in shape".

Answer to What airlines are you taking?

Tue, 01 May 2012 17:25:17 -0700

What airlines are you taking?

The cheapest one I can find! I will be dropped off at exactly the same location people who had paid more money than I will be dropped.....so why pay maybe $80.00 more? For a better bag of pretzels????

Answer to does this happen in your city ?

Tue, 01 May 2012 17:23:39 -0700

does this happen in your city ?

It is not too bad on this part of Puerto Rico, but the San Juan Metro area is getting pretty wild.

Answer to If you could go back and give your 18-20 year old self wisdom and advice on life, what would you say?

Tue, 01 May 2012 16:43:27 -0700

If you could go back and give your 18-20 year old self wisdom and advice on life, what would you say?

Get the hell out of College, it will be a waste of time, money and energy for you. You won't need it. Take a good conversational English language course. Get fluent in English, enlist in the US Navy as an MS (cook), ENJOY LIFE, stay away from your mother's bad influence, she is draining your...

Answer to doesn't anyone like the eagles,,,boo,,,hoo

Tue, 01 May 2012 16:32:24 -0700

doesn't anyone like the eagles,,,boo,,,hoo

I love them!

Answer to Who/ what is your God?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 17:09:42 -0700

Who/ what is your God?

My God is one that we humans have not discovered yet...... It or He is something we can't comprehend, way beyond our heads.

Answer to Who hates drugs?

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 18:17:05 -0700

Who hates drugs?

We need legal drugs, they save lives and help us go through degenerative illnesses and conditions. Illegal ones, those we hate. Frank Debrin misunderstood what Nordberg asked him for at the hospital in one of the Naked Gun movies. Take a look: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n08mNz9f0FQ

Answer to What do you do with leftover pennies?

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 18:10:04 -0700

What do you do with leftover pennies?

Save them and store them in my Faconnable Cologne empty can (identical to the one in the picture) with the rest of my loose change.....on a daily basis. I have taken that can to the Coinstar machine at Walmart four times....and get sixty something dollars every time. It is a good deal!

Answer to How does being on a boat make you feel?

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 18:03:10 -0700

How does being on a boat make you feel?

Not very safe....

Answer to Deepak Chopra is ...........

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 18:02:07 -0700

Deepak Chopra is ...........

One of the weirdest names I have ever seen....just like Boutros Boutros-Ghali......

Answer to What's the number 1 item on your "to do" list?

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 17:41:03 -0700

What's the number 1 item on your "to do" list?

watch what I eat....making sure I control my blood sugar levels and don't gain weight. It is a constant struggle.

Answer to How many different nationalities are online here and now? What country are you in?

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 16:41:47 -0700

How many different nationalities are online here and now? What country are you in?

Puerto Rico, US Commonwealth.

Answer to Listening to Country music is __?

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 16:22:48 -0700

Listening to Country music is __?

what I do every time I want to listen to music. New Country is the only music I listen to.

Answer to Why do Americans go to hospitals?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:11:36 -0700

Why do Americans go to hospitals?

A real and uncommon reason: Around 1994 there was a severe drought in Puerto Rico, and there was a water crisis. The water was being rationed, and lots of people didn't get any at all. The water reservoirs were getting empty!!! But, the hospitals had water all the time.....so many people...

Answer to I am being summoned for jury duty.. What is the easiest way to get out of it so I don't have to serve?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:06:36 -0700

I am being summoned for jury duty.. What is the easiest way to get out of it so I don't have to serve?

All you have to do is to say that you are prejudiced, that you know in your heart the he or she is guilty...... and they will let you go.

Answer to How much was the cheapest Hotel or Motel you have been to? I remember paying $18.00 for a room in 1980. It was a decent hotel!

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:04:54 -0700

How much was the cheapest Hotel or Motel you have been to? I remember paying $18.00 for a room in 1980. It was a decent hotel!

It was a nice hotel in downtown Charleston, SC.....

Answer to How many hotels have you been to?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 16:59:22 -0700

How many hotels have you been to?

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Answer to How many hotels have you been to?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 16:59:22 -0700

How many hotels have you been to?

Too many to remember....dozens for sure....

Answer to Do you ever watch movies with the director's commentaries on?

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 08:35:57 -0700

Do you ever watch movies with the director's commentaries on?

Yes, I have done it. Some of the Directors or other members of the production crew make very interesting remarks.

Answer to Will you write an autobiography?

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 08:34:29 -0700

Will you write an autobiography?

No, it would be one of the most boring books ever written.

Answer to This place does not need any _______.

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 19:32:45 -0700

This place does not need any _______.

morons.

Answer to Have you ever converted to a religion? If so, why?

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 19:31:05 -0700

Have you ever converted to a religion? If so, why?

Yes, in order to get married, I was desperate and got into my wife's Religion. Big Mistake!

Answer to how do you solve 8y3-4y2-50y+25

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 19:29:50 -0700

how do you solve 8y3-4y2-50y+25

I would solve it by contacting someone who doesn't suck at math like I do in order to help me out solving the problem.....so I can get you an answer.......

Answer to what do you think about the company" HARBOR FREIGHT TOOLS"?

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:27:22 -0700

what do you think about the company" HARBOR FREIGHT TOOLS"?

Well, you get what you pay for. If you buy a $20.00 power drill.....don't be waiting for a quality item. The Company is OK for basic around the house chores.

Answer to Right now what are you wearing on your feet?

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:25:13 -0700

Right now what are you wearing on your feet?

New Balance running shoes.....I am on my way to my daily one hour walk....

Answer to Why does a doctor leave the room when you change? He's going to see you naked anyway...

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 21:02:31 -0700

Why does a doctor leave the room when you change? He's going to see you naked anyway...

Because when they see you naked they have witnesses with them.....so you won't be able to sue saying that he did something inappropriate.....

Answer to Can you fix a leaky toilet or would you have to get someone else to do it for you?

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 19:08:48 -0700

Can you fix a leaky toilet or would you have to get someone else to do it for you?

I always fix the toilet. I have replaced everything inside the tank several times on different toilets.

Answer to If it was your birthday today, what gift would you like?

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 18:58:07 -0700

If it was your birthday today, what gift would you like?

A new MP3 player.....because the one I have only plays on the right ear unless y apply pressure on the plug in order to make the left ear work. I want a Sansa Clip Zip....please!

Answer to I want a man with a ________ ?

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 18:52:09 -0700

I want a man with a ________ ?

special purpose. Steve Martin was very happy because he knew he had one when Bernadette Peters told him that the man she was looking for most have a special purpose. But Steve Martin misunderstood. It all happened in "The Jerk".

Answer to I looked in the mirror and saw a ______

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 19:34:48 -0700

I looked in the mirror and saw a ______

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Answer to I looked in the mirror and saw a ______

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 19:33:18 -0700

I looked in the mirror and saw a ______

someone who is not getting any younger....

Answer to Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you sold it to Chinese organ smugglers. Why you do dat, huh?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 09:24:56 -0700

Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you sold it to Chinese organ smugglers. Why you do dat, huh?

I needed the money to buy a pair of kidneys.....

Answer to What's something you don't want to see everyday?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 09:22:42 -0700

What's something you don't want to see everyday?

My online bank statement.... I check everyday to make sure I am not a victim of identity theft or that the bank make a mistake..... But I hate to see how poor I am.....

Answer to Which breed of dog do you think gets spoiled the most?

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 20:15:02 -0700

Which breed of dog do you think gets spoiled the most?

Poodles.... Too many people treat them like spoiled snobs.....

Answer to Can you change a tire?

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 12:45:17 -0700

Can you change a tire?

Yes, I have done it. It is harder these days because the tire that needs to be replaced was probably installed using a pneumatic air socket drill.....and the nuts are not easily removed with the basic crowbar that we carry in our car trunks..... But it can be done!

Answer to Other than taking medication, how do people treat their Depression?

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 18:55:04 -0700

Other than taking medication, how do people treat their Depression?

Exercising and Meditating.

Answer to How do you tell someone you work with that they really stink??

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 18:53:08 -0700

How do you tell someone you work with that they really stink??

Get next to him looking like the girl in the picture:

Answer to How do you tell someone you work with that they really stink??

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 18:52:08 -0700

How do you tell someone you work with that they really stink??

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Answer to Is there any video of flight 93 being shot down over Shanksville PA?

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 18:47:52 -0700

Is there any video of flight 93 being shot down over Shanksville PA?

No, but thanks for that link.

Answer to Can you post a picture of the most beautiful woman in the world for you?

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 19:21:05 -0700

Can you post a picture of the most beautiful woman in the world for you?

Aishwarya Rai

Answer to Can you name something you can do in under a minute?

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 17:39:42 -0700

Can you name something you can do in under a minute?

Microwave the sandwich I take to my office every single day....only 30 seconds!

Answer to What do you do to help you get to sleep at night?

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 16:52:58 -0700

What do you do to help you get to sleep at night?

Sometimes.....one cheap Benadryl tablet (the dirt cheap ones are sold at Costco in tablet form, not capsules). They help a lot!

Answer to 40% discount on anything. What should we shop for?

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 16:51:23 -0700

40% discount on anything. What should we shop for?

A car!

Answer to 77% of men polled say they believe they'll someday do this. What is it?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 20:11:27 -0700

77% of men polled say they believe they'll someday do this. What is it?

Cheat!

Answer to Fill in: Don't tell ________.

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 19:14:38 -0700

Fill in: Don't tell ________.

my wife that I am wearing your panties.....

Answer to What is the best tasting fish in your experience?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 19:01:10 -0700

What is the best tasting fish in your experience?

Baked Salmon....

Answer to What's something you can't bring to the airports?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 18:58:19 -0700

What's something you can't bring to the airports?

A pipe bomb...

Answer to Can you create a very, very bad name for a new car model?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 08:43:49 -0700

Can you create a very, very bad name for a new car model?

I remember the Ford Matador. In English it means "bullfighter", but in Spanish it means "Killer!" Not a nice name for a car.....

Answer to The best laptop is ________.

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:54:50 -0700

The best laptop is ________.

a very fast and strong enough to tolerate both my clumsy niece and nephew's abuse.

Answer to What is a a good name for a 5-6 year old boys and girl soccer team?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 19:30:09 -0700

What is a a good name for a 5-6 year old boys and girl soccer team?

Kiddie Kickers

Answer to What is a a good name for a 5-6 year old boys and girl soccer team?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 19:30:09 -0700

What is a a good name for a 5-6 year old boys and girl soccer team?

Kiddie Kickers

Answer to If adam and eve were the first humans and they gave birth to two boys, who did they have sex with to create the next generation? are we all the final product of the original incest according to the bible?

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 17:40:53 -0700

If adam and eve were the first humans and they gave birth to two boys, who did they have sex with to create the next generation? are we all the final product of the original incest according to the bible?

Well, the same thing with evolution. I saw a very interesting documentary on human evolution, and it says that there is one "Eve"....that all humans descend from that first "human"....so, her kids created a big time incest period in time!