Answerbag: Inspector Javert's answers

Answer to May I say thank you to everyone for all your kind wishes? and the fact that if you did not post the questions and rate my answers we would never have found out what the title is going to be.Thank you for the help and kindness over the last two years.:)

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 16:14:50 -0800

May I say thank you to everyone for all your kind wishes? and the fact that if you did not post the questions and rate my answers we would never have found out what the title is going to be.Thank you for the help and kindness over the last two years.:)

In all my time on AB, I never thought I'd see the day when someone finally made it to 100. Congradulations, Firebrand - you've earned it. <3<3<3

Answer to Isn't Love a two way street? If the other person doesn"t Love you, is it really Love?

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:24:13 -0800

Isn't Love a two way street? If the other person doesn"t Love you, is it really Love?

It's Love, beleive me, it's still Love. Unrequited Love, mayhapse, but all the same. Why would it not be Love?

Answer to In President Obama's inaugural address, he made it a point to be inclusive of non-believers. What do you think of that? Will it help society be more accepting of atheism?

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 14:10:27 -0800

In President Obama's inaugural address, he made it a point to be inclusive of non-believers. What do you think of that? Will it help society be more accepting of atheism?

I was tapping my foot as he read off the different faiths, quite unhappily - wondering if he'd mention those who did not have faith. And he did. I was very happy that he mentioned non-beleivers. I don't know if it will help society be more accepting, but I do hope so.

Answer to You are King/Queen for the day, what will be your first Royal command?

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:03:01 -0700

You are King/Queen for the day, what will be your first Royal command?

As King of England, I think it's time that we took America back under Our Royal Governing.

Answer to Why do people expect their prayers to be answered?...after all, what have you ever done for God?

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 16:34:51 -0700

Why do people expect their prayers to be answered?...after all, what have you ever done for God?

Why? Because that's what the bloody book says. Ask anyhing in my and ye shall receive, something like that. So the reason people exect God to answer their prayers is because he /said/ he would. After all, if he doesn't... well then, he's a liar, isn't he? And...

Answer to Is God planning on sending 21.01% of the Islamics, 13.26% of the Hindus, 5.84% of the Buddhists, and 0.23% of the people of Judaism to Hell merely for using their free will which God purposely created knowing the results of the future?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 16:36:11 -0700

Is God planning on sending 21.01% of the Islamics, 13.26% of the Hindus, 5.84% of the Buddhists, and 0.23% of the people of Judaism to Hell merely for using their free will which God purposely created knowing the results of the future?

You bet your sweet bippy he is.

Answer to Maybe this is a hornet's nest, but is there anyone out there who objects to homosexuality and yet is in no way religious?

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 09:54:02 -0700

Maybe this is a hornet's nest, but is there anyone out there who objects to homosexuality and yet is in no way religious?

My friend Robbie doesn't like the idea of homosexuality, and he's an Atheist. As to why this is, well, I have no idea. I've asked him several times to explain this to me, and he never has.

Answer to Why do atheists buried their dead? And isn't it hypocritical to do so since burial is the earliest detectable form of religious practice?

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 09:51:09 -0700

Why do atheists buried their dead? And isn't it hypocritical to do so since burial is the earliest detectable form of religious practice?

People first burried their dead so as not to attract predators and other such animals. It was later - how much later I don't know - that people began to bury the dead with any sort of relics, or with any idea of religious after-life in mind.

Answer to What is one of seven and starts with an "F"?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:58:59 -0700

What is one of seven and starts with an "F"?

Friday!

Answer to What kind of criminal do you most want behind bars?

Sat, 10 May 2008 10:13:19 -0700

What kind of criminal do you most want behind bars?

The Guilty ones. Espicaly the ones who are intelligent.

Answer to I've just found out that I'm to be shipped off to some Christian summer camp for a week this summer: Do you think their claims to be "Respectful" can be trusted, or should I (a young atheist) expect a week of agonizingly heavy preaching?

Fri, 09 May 2008 21:55:49 -0700

I've just found out that I'm to be shipped off to some Christian summer camp for a week this summer: Do you think their claims to be "Respectful" can be trusted, or should I (a young atheist) expect a week of agonizingly heavy preaching?

It depends on the camp. Really, you have two things before you. If you get off lucky, it's a very lax camp where you can do most anything - I have a friend, a very strong Athiest, who loves going to a Jesus Camp since all they do is screw around and do, well... unchristian things. ...

Answer to Has there ever been an American president who was not a Christian?

Fri, 09 May 2008 12:31:34 -0700

Has there ever been an American president who was not a Christian?

Yes, many have not been Christian. Most of the Great ones were. Here's a short list in Chronolgical Order - George Washington, John Adams, and Thomas Jefferson. None of the three were Christian - in fact, most of the notable Founding Fathers were Deists and not Christian. Where all...

Answer to Can you remember what you did right after your breakup with your last b/f or g/f?

Sun, 04 May 2008 18:11:16 -0700

Can you remember what you did right after your breakup with your last b/f or g/f?

I cried. Profusely.

Answer to Some scientists believe hands down that the world is flat and are not moving off their opinion, what do u think?

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:54:58 -0700

Some scientists believe hands down that the world is flat and are not moving off their opinion, what do u think?

I think you're full of hot air.

Answer to Favorite Games, (1. list your favorite board game) (2. list your favorite video game) (3. list your favorite atheletic game)

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:53:44 -0700

Favorite Games, (1. list your favorite board game) (2. list your favorite video game) (3. list your favorite atheletic game)

1 - Monoply 2 - The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time 3 - Dodgeball

Answer to Why are teenage girls afraid to say no to there boyfriends when it comes to sex?

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:25:13 -0700

Why are teenage girls afraid to say no to there boyfriends when it comes to sex?

I hate to break it to you, but many teenage girls want to have sex just as badly as teenage boys.

Answer to We have lived at our current address for 7 years. Our neighbor’s fence is on our property. What steps can we take to reclaim our land? Is it still possible to do so? The neighbor knows that his fence is on our property and we have already done a survey.

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 18:56:11 -0700

We have lived at our current address for 7 years. Our neighbor’s fence is on our property. What steps can we take to reclaim our land? Is it still possible to do so? The neighbor knows that his fence is on our property and we have already done a survey.

Invading your land, you say? TO ARMS! RISE AND REBEL AGAINST THOSE WHO ARE SLOWLY TAKING YOUR LAND! TODAY A FEW FEET, TOMMORROW THE ENTIRE HOUSE!

Answer to How would you react if you found out that the Vatican was reduced to a crater with the Pope inside it?

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 22:03:18 -0700

How would you react if you found out that the Vatican was reduced to a crater with the Pope inside it?

Rather sad, actually. The Vatican is pretty fancy looking. I hate it, but it's a nice looking place.

Answer to We play a game at work called survival situation. We come up with different scenarios and the others have to come up with how to survive. Do you have any survival scenarios that would be good?

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:34:48 -0700

We play a game at work called survival situation. We come up with different scenarios and the others have to come up with how to survive. Do you have any survival scenarios that would be good?

Zombie outbreak, trapped in Wal-Mart. You have one month to surive before the Military can evacuate you... GO.

Answer to Sooo...Recently 4 girls and 2 boys (all 17) jumped, kidnapped, and beat another girl (also 17) on top of that they video taped it too. Thoughts? (Links to news story, video, etc etc in answer

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:57:08 -0700

Sooo...Recently 4 girls and 2 boys (all 17) jumped, kidnapped, and beat another girl (also 17) on top of that they video taped it too. Thoughts? (Links to news story, video, etc etc in answer

Thoughts?! I know wretches just like that, people who'd do just that. It's a wicked world, a very wicked world.

Answer to Do you know any songs with offensive lyrics?

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:51:58 -0700

Do you know any songs with offensive lyrics?

Yes, "Leck mich im Arsch" by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Canon#231

Answer to By age 15, how many times had you had sex...no disrespect to personal privacy

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:52:57 -0700

By age 15, how many times had you had sex...no disrespect to personal privacy

I've not even held a girls hand.

Answer to Does it annoy you when someone continuously speaks in metaphors?

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:02:01 -0700

Does it annoy you when someone continuously speaks in metaphors?

I don't annoy myself, but I can see how it'd get annoying.

Answer to Do you believe churches are supposed to be a safe place?

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:55:53 -0700

Do you believe churches are supposed to be a safe place?

Maybe if you're a gypsy... but only if the Archdeacon isn't kind of a pervert.

Answer to Fact or fiction wasn't Christ the greatest personality not only to have lived.. but died and lived again?

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:04:52 -0700

Fact or fiction wasn't Christ the greatest personality not only to have lived.. but died and lived again?

Impossible, nonsensical fiction.

Answer to I'm looking for a good PC game that will work with slow computers. Any suggestions?

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:38:12 -0700

I'm looking for a good PC game that will work with slow computers. Any suggestions?

Tetris.

Answer to Who are the three youngest users in your AB friends list? Mine are Peyton, The Answerer and gabstar (I don't know their real ages, just a guess)

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 07:42:34 -0700

Who are the three youngest users in your AB friends list? Mine are Peyton, The Answerer and gabstar (I don't know their real ages, just a guess)

Sinner and Cutter Girl, if I had to guess. And then, of course, Auntie Em! -bows-

Answer to So, pagans, did you get a three-day weekend from the efforts these "Christian fanatic nutcases"? Would you rather have not? You can always work Monday if you want...right? So why aren't you going to?

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 19:27:01 -0700

So, pagans, did you get a three-day weekend from the efforts these "Christian fanatic nutcases"? Would you rather have not? You can always work Monday if you want...right? So why aren't you going to?

I think you kinda, erm... have it backwards, there... the Christians kinda took it, as they did many things, and made it their own, so... yeah.

Answer to Who was the greatest musical composer of all time?

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:03:53 -0700

Who was the greatest musical composer of all time?

Beethoven, is there any argument? He wrote the most powerful, most beautiful, most amazing music the world has known... and he was deaf. Certianly, all other composers were very talented, Gods even, but Beethoven couldn't even hear...

Answer to What is your past, present and future thought of catholic church?

Sat, 08 Mar 2008 07:25:10 -0800

What is your past, present and future thought of catholic church?

Violence, molestation, destruction.

Answer to Do you fear death?

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 19:38:22 -0800

Do you fear death?

Death is to be accepted.

Answer to Anyone want to start a good social or political debate?

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 17:44:38 -0800

Anyone want to start a good social or political debate?

Long Live Communism.

Answer to Do you know of any world renowned scientists who were not atheists?

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 17:25:19 -0800

Do you know of any world renowned scientists who were not atheists?

Currently? None that I can think of. Long ago? Newton and such.

Answer to What is something that you strongly believe in?

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 15:08:55 -0800

What is something that you strongly believe in?

My own ignorance.

Answer to What is the greatest Pokemon game?

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:23:26 -0800

What is the greatest Pokemon game?

Pokemon Red/Blue. I can rember playing those so much when I was younger, it was rediclous. It's just so addactive, espeicaly much more than the newer ones.

Answer to I catch my 14 year old son looking at gay porn , does this means he is going to be gay he denies it.

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:27:06 -0800

I catch my 14 year old son looking at gay porn , does this means he is going to be gay he denies it.

Does it matter one way or the other if he is?

Answer to Have any of you EVER challenged your own beliefs?

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:30:38 -0800

Have any of you EVER challenged your own beliefs?

I do so constantly, espeicaly when I see they do no good and my be incorrect.

Answer to What are the weak or flaw points of an Theistic mindset?

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 16:32:40 -0800

What are the weak or flaw points of an Theistic mindset?

It runs on Faith.

Answer to What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ?

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:10:18 -0800

What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ?

Hallowed. You know, as in Hallowed Is Thy Name? It's a family name.

Answer to Come on!! When are you going to change your avatar?

Sun, 02 Mar 2008 18:48:55 -0800

Come on!! When are you going to change your avatar?

When I reach either level 75 or 100. One of the two - but not before.

Answer to What, if anything, shocks or offends you?

Sun, 02 Mar 2008 15:46:43 -0800

What, if anything, shocks or offends you?

Foolishness.

Answer to How long have you been a member of AB?

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 16:55:41 -0800

How long have you been a member of AB?

One year and 28 days ago, give or take one or two days.

Answer to Will the world ever become a single nation?

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 16:29:42 -0800

Will the world ever become a single nation?

It'd be nice, but who knows? I can only hope such does happen - yet it must be carefuly monitered, of course! We don't need any Dystopias!

Answer to What is your favorite ridiculously inaccurate historical movie?

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 16:25:55 -0800

What is your favorite ridiculously inaccurate historical movie?

Amadeus.

Answer to What is your favorite song (you know, the one that makes the day look bright after you have listened to it)? Do you have a link to let us all hear it?

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:48:20 -0800

What is your favorite song (you know, the one that makes the day look bright after you have listened to it)? Do you have a link to let us all hear it?

Eh, here are three from the top of my head. http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZVQSsJ17kCA - Johanna Quartet from Sweeney Todd. http://youtube.com/watch?v=LA10zz3p2T8 - By The Sea from Sweeney Todd And I could go on, but here's something different -...

Answer to Can anyone recommend me a song with the theme of peace and/or love? Please try not to repeat any.

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:11:06 -0800

Can anyone recommend me a song with the theme of peace and/or love? Please try not to repeat any.

The Ninth Symphony, by Ludwig Van Beethoven.

Answer to What should I write about? I want the story to be funny.

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:00:16 -0800

What should I write about? I want the story to be funny.

Life. Life's the Grandest Comedy there is.

Answer to What is your image of heaven?

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 16:56:17 -0800

What is your image of heaven?

Nothing. I have no concept of the non-existant.

Answer to Are there people you dislike here in the AB community?

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 16:52:51 -0800

Are there people you dislike here in the AB community?

Dislike? Eh, not really. Sometimes, but only sometimes. Are there people who annoy me, who make me want to yell and dash away when I see them? Of course.

Answer to Constitutional Law question: Someone has just claimed to me that preventing same-sex marriage upholds the religious rights of Christians. What religious right, of Christians in the US does allowing same-sex marriage violate?

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:50:42 -0800

Constitutional Law question: Someone has just claimed to me that preventing same-sex marriage upholds the religious rights of Christians. What religious right, of Christians in the US does allowing same-sex marriage violate?

Ahahaha! Points for making my day a bit brighter.

Answer to Why don't women like kinky sex?

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:05:24 -0800

Why don't women like kinky sex?

Well, it seems we don't know many of the same women!

Answer to What is your height?

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:01:50 -0800

What is your height?

6'1, I am.

Answer to How tall is the tallest person you have actually met?

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:54:49 -0800

How tall is the tallest person you have actually met?

I'd say about probably seven feet, an the bloody boy is in High School! I'm six feet, but my God!

Answer to How long have you been a member of AB?

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:54:00 -0800

How long have you been a member of AB?

One year, one month, and 25 days.

Answer to You have a choice. You can either be a famous actor/actress; a best selling author, or a highly successful, well known business owner and entrepreneur. Which do you choose?

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:49:27 -0800

You have a choice. You can either be a famous actor/actress; a best selling author, or a highly successful, well known business owner and entrepreneur. Which do you choose?

I'd be the Author, no doubt. To pen a novel and be remebered and loved throught the centuries for my brillance is a dream.

Answer to When dining at a Chinese restaurant, do you choose wonton soup, egg drop, or hot and sour?

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 21:32:06 -0800

When dining at a Chinese restaurant, do you choose wonton soup, egg drop, or hot and sour?

Hot And Sour, every time. Even though I don't eat anything but the broth and it takes forever to get everythign else out of the way, while it is a HUGE hassle, it tastes very good.

Answer to Who likes Cake?

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 21:22:49 -0800

Who likes Cake?

Cake? Cake?! The Cake, my good sir, is a LIE!

Answer to How did you first learn about Answerbag?

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:59:19 -0800

How did you first learn about Answerbag?

I heard about something they were doing on Yahoo Answers, actually. In my search to find it, I stumbled upon AB - I decicded I liked it here quite a bit, so I joined.

Answer to Can you complete the sentence "it's as Mexican as _______?

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:58:08 -0800

Can you complete the sentence "it's as Mexican as _______?

It's as Mexican as Taco Bell.

Answer to How awesome are you?

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 17:03:58 -0800

How awesome are you?

I am Epic.

Answer to What colors are in your avatar?

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 14:41:35 -0800

What colors are in your avatar?

Black and white.

Answer to When will halo 4 be released?

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 14:40:43 -0800

When will halo 4 be released?

If I am not mistaken, the Fight Was Finshed in Halo 3. That's it, game over, as it were. Though, of coruse, there are going to be spin-offs and the such.

Answer to Who is zheng he

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:20:32 -0800

Who is zheng he

One of the greatest Admirals in the Chinese Navy, long ago. He had eight major voyages, if I'm not mistaken - and when returning from his last one, he was killed, I beleive, for the goverment was over thrown.

Answer to What are the Christian views on magic?

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:50:38 -0800

What are the Christian views on magic?

Witch? WITCH! KILL THE WITCH!

Answer to What did bullies call you when you were in school?

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 18:05:18 -0800

What did bullies call you when you were in school?

Retard, fag, gay, an assortment of cursewords, idiot, jerk, et cetera and ad infinium.

Answer to Have you changed your name on AB since you first got it?

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 16:05:24 -0800

Have you changed your name on AB since you first got it?

It went from Javert to Inspector Javert. I changed it because it felt appropite after 50 levels.

Answer to Do people who don't believe in evolution, not believe that dinosaurs existed?

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 18:07:50 -0800

Do people who don't believe in evolution, not believe that dinosaurs existed?

Well, humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time, duh. Any idiot can see that, I mean - isn't it obvious? Adam rode a raptor all over the place.

Answer to What right do you have to make fun of my beliefs?

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:40:22 -0800

What right do you have to make fun of my beliefs?

I've the right to say what is on my mind. I've the right to freedom of speech.

Answer to Do I have the right to ridicule your beliefs?

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:26:42 -0800

Do I have the right to ridicule your beliefs?

Of course, but doing so doesn't make you right.

Answer to Could you please complete the phrase "it's as Australian as ______"?

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:35:25 -0800

Could you please complete the phrase "it's as Australian as ______"?

It's as Australian as The Outback Steakhouse.

Answer to Which American wore a pot on his head?

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:25:21 -0800

Which American wore a pot on his head?

Good ol' Johnny Appleseed, of course.

Answer to If you were a KGB agent, what would you do?

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 15:12:32 -0800

If you were a KGB agent, what would you do?

I vould help my Comarads and Mozer Russia against zeh American CIA.

Answer to Have you ever been within 5 feet of a cow?

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:53:28 -0800

Have you ever been within 5 feet of a cow?

I've milked a cow. And while doing so, it hit me in the head with its tail... I was the only one it happened to!

Answer to What happens to people after death?

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:36:12 -0800

What happens to people after death?

Neither. We rot. End of story.

Answer to If large corporations were to be abolished, which one would you start with?

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:05:36 -0800

If large corporations were to be abolished, which one would you start with?

How about the U.S. Health Care Companies?

Answer to Would you prefer your middle name rather than your first name?

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:45:24 -0800

Would you prefer your middle name rather than your first name?

Yes, I don't even go by my first name. I've been called by my middle name since birth, and it's stuck.

Answer to Am I the only one who thinks kids should not have to fill out the race bubbles on state exams?

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:30:38 -0800

Am I the only one who thinks kids should not have to fill out the race bubbles on state exams?

No, I don't agree with that. It's to keep satsics, is all. Is there anything wrong with that?

Answer to Mexicans are created from what races?

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:46:23 -0800

Mexicans are created from what races?

The Spanish and the Native Americans, I'd imagine.

Answer to When you think of your Teenage years, do you ever question how your still alive?

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:35:13 -0800

When you think of your Teenage years, do you ever question how your still alive?

Yes, it is often a wonder how I've not yet gone and off'ed myself.

Answer to Would you watch "Answerbag", the reality show?

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:00:04 -0800

Would you watch "Answerbag", the reality show?

'course. Would I be the angsty teenager who you either love or hate, or the Atheist kid who again, you either love or hate?

Answer to If you knew for a fact that you could get away with it would you cheat on your spouse or significant other?

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:35:02 -0800

If you knew for a fact that you could get away with it would you cheat on your spouse or significant other?

No, cheating is sick. Anyone who answers yes needs shock thearpy.

Answer to If you could rename Earth, what would you call it?

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 21:19:51 -0800

If you could rename Earth, what would you call it?

Mine.

Answer to What do you think Britney Spears will be up to a year from now?

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 19:37:39 -0800

What do you think Britney Spears will be up to a year from now?

Getting burried, at this rate.

Answer to Is the teenage male stereotype (all teenage males are obnoxious and destructive) true for most teenage males?

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:30:16 -0800

Is the teenage male stereotype (all teenage males are obnoxious and destructive) true for most teenage males?

Depends on your defention of obnoxious and destructive, I guess. But to me, yes, most defiantly are very obnoxious and destructive... the two go hand in hand, more often the not!

Answer to Have you ever wondered how someone could love you with all of your flaws?

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:24:34 -0800

Have you ever wondered how someone could love you with all of your flaws?

There's nothing I think of more, to be honest.

Answer to Can you answer questions on AB blindfolded? Try it. Write a sentence with your eyes closed and then hit submit without changing anything.

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 20:05:27 -0800

Can you answer questions on AB blindfolded? Try it. Write a sentence with your eyes closed and then hit submit without changing anything.

Why yes, I can indeed write a senteance with my eyes closed. Or at least, I hope I can... >< Wel'll see, won't we!!!

Answer to How is water made to holy water?i want a scientific answer not the hocus-pocus one: by blessing...singing to it :-)

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:04:16 -0800

How is water made to holy water?i want a scientific answer not the hocus-pocus one: by blessing...singing to it :-)

You boil the Hell out of it.

Answer to Is the new Johny Depp movie, Sweeney Todd, a musical?

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:25:14 -0800

Is the new Johny Depp movie, Sweeney Todd, a musical?

Yes, Sweeney Todd, the movie MUSICAL with Johnny Depp, is indeed a musical. About 80-90% of all of it is sung, and if not that, then there's sort of a sing-talk feeling. And yes, this is a musical, but it really is very, very dark - and this particular version is, to put it milidly,...

Answer to I keep seeing documentries where they say that satanism is devil worship. and keep showing baphomet as the devil. does this annoy anyone besides me?

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:06:04 -0800

I keep seeing documentries where they say that satanism is devil worship. and keep showing baphomet as the devil. does this annoy anyone besides me?

Yep. Really, it's rediclous. If they'd look at and read the Satanic Bible, they'd know it was all just really for show, but nope.

Answer to Is God a democrat or a republican?

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 15:18:39 -0800

Is God a democrat or a republican?

Neither, God's a Commie.

Answer to When I was 12 I drownded in a swimming pool and I went to heaven but the doctors revived me and i came back to life. So if you dont believe in heaven how was i there?

Sat, 05 Jan 2008 21:41:53 -0800

When I was 12 I drownded in a swimming pool and I went to heaven but the doctors revived me and i came back to life. So if you dont believe in heaven how was i there?

Well, gee, I dunno. I mean, I'd assume a brain shutting down would create some pretty weird things in your head, you know?

Answer to Anybody know some religious jokes ,any religion will suffice?

Sat, 05 Jan 2008 20:05:08 -0800

Anybody know some religious jokes ,any religion will suffice?

Oh! Mine didn't go all the way through... oops! 5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents...

Answer to Anybody know some religious jokes ,any religion will suffice?

Sat, 05 Jan 2008 19:59:37 -0800

Anybody know some religious jokes ,any religion will suffice?

You Might be a Fundamentalist Christian if... 10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours. 9 - You feel insulted and “dehumanized” when scientists say that people evolved...

Answer to Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?

Mon, 31 Dec 2007 22:10:52 -0800

Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?

From what I've heard from bald teacher, he soaps his head up.

Answer to The upcoming movie "Juno", according to wikipedia, has a budget only $2.5 million. Don't you think that's a little weak?

Mon, 31 Dec 2007 18:29:04 -0800

The upcoming movie "Juno", according to wikipedia, has a budget only $2.5 million. Don't you think that's a little weak?

I didn't know great movies had to be multi-million dollar productions.

Answer to Are you proud of your generation?

Sat, 29 Dec 2007 21:52:20 -0800

Are you proud of your generation?

Proud? What is there to be proud of?

Answer to Have you received God's free gift of eternal life?

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 16:12:26 -0800

Have you received God's free gift of eternal life?

There's a sucker born every minute, isn't there? Ah, it's funny to see how many people have been conned out of hours and years of their life.

Answer to What games have u bin playing at the momment

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 22:04:22 -0800

What games have u bin playing at the momment

Team Fortress 2

Answer to I bought a foreign game from japan and it won't work on american ps2 whats the problem? and what do i need to get to make it work?

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 20:36:25 -0800

I bought a foreign game from japan and it won't work on american ps2 whats the problem? and what do i need to get to make it work?

Region coding - Games from other contries don't work on consols from other countries.

Answer to Do you believe in GOD the father the SON and the HOLY GHOST

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 18:37:51 -0800

Do you believe in GOD the father the SON and the HOLY GHOST

Not in the slightest. They're myths, nothing more.