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Yes or No, you own at least one demi bra? Yes. They are quite comfortable.

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How do you prefer your potatoes? Mashed then fried. It makes a really good pancake-looking potato.

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What is your favorite Microsoft Word font? Calibri

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How much are 2 month old kittens suppose to have? They are supposed to have a much.

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Why does the phone keep ringing? It keeps ringing because my roommate is too irresponsible to hold on to his key. He needs me to let him in.

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If you were forced to change your religion, what would your next choice be and what are you now? I am spiritually eclectic now, but I would be a wizard if I became something else.

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If you had to go one year with only eating 3 different foods, what 3 foods would you choose? Sushi, sandwiches, and ravioli.

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I thought people had to be made new and pure to get into heaven. How was Lucifer in heaven with free will? Will we have free will in heaven too? People don't have to be new and pure to get to Heaven. They just need to dance the Jesus dance and fly their spaceships to the Sun.

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What are soft drinks doing to our bodies? They are making our bodies not thirsty.

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What subject did you struggle with in high school? Statistics. Now I am struggling with it in college. It will be all gone in December, though.

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As of now, what are your favorite 3 TV shows? Iron Chef, The Mighty Boosh, Venture Bros.

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What would you do if someone walked up to you and spit on your shoe? I would stare at them awkwardly until they either spoke or tried to walk away. Once they make their next move, I would shriek like a banshee at them.

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Would you marry a hot pocket? Yes, and we would have a "hot" honeymoon.

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How can i become less shy? Force yourself into social situations until the shyness goes away. That was my method for dealing with it.

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How do you get over someone who broke up with you? Run them both over with a truck.

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Are u a juggalette or a juggalo if so what up homie and listen to the new song IN YO FACE by Insane Clown Posse. ( I luv dat song! ICP is da crap! I love Jesus so much, and dey r so Jesus!

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How do people hide a razor blade in their mouth? I would make a plastic cover for it, then cover it up. Then I would hide it very subtly in my lower lip.

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Should I just kill myself now? No. That is no fun. You should die in some really cool way. Try to kill a bear with your bare hands. You'll die, and it will be cool!

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Abortion: How much do you love it? I LOVE ABORTION! IT TICKLES MY FANCY SO MUCH TO STRIKE DOWN THE FETUS!!!!!!!!!!

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Peaches, pears, pineapple. Which do you like best with your cottage cheese? Pears. The consistency and flavor creates a much milder, pleasant snack.

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Ladies would you lock your husband out of your bedroom and make him sleep on the couch if you found out that he lied to you about having life insurance? I would be curious as to why he lied. That is a bizarre thing to lie about.

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Have you ever wanted to dress up like Lady Gaga? Yes. I would be quite sexy in such garb.

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What is the most asked or worn out question on Ab? Does I have da babby in my base? Is it pop out my virginer hole?

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My father told me early on that there was no Santa Claus. Do you think this is a good thing to tell small children? Yes. I hate the idea of lying to anyone when it isn't necessary.

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10-30-09 hey its GAGA! Hay Miss Gaga! Sup lady?

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Are you going to remember to set the clocks back one hour this weekend? I actually didn't remember. Thanks for reminding me!

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How come eggs dont taste like chicken? Eggs don't taste like chicken because they are eggs. Eggs are not chickens.

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I want a free resume to submit in it companysco That's nice. You should go find one, and get off of this question site.

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It's the night before Halloween! In my part of the world we call this night 'Devil's Night'. What is it known as in your part of the world? Here at the university I am attending, it is drunken party night.

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What is your favorite body type for a mate? Lady-like. Shorter than me, curvy, and not stick-like.

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Do you ever wish that the human body wasn't so complicated? Yes. My grandmother is going to die in the next few days from a terminal blood cancer. She has had it for around 30 years, and her body is finally giving out. She no longer has any bone marrow, and her blood transfusions are no longer helping. She had her last 2 pints of blood put in today.

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When was the last time when you treated yourself to a candy bar? I had a Three Musketeers bar a few days ago, but I've had Swedish fish and Sour Patch Kids this evening.

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Without using your actual chronological age, how old do you feel when you are active on AB? This would be your fantasy age. I am both ageless and timeless. I am I.

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Name something that is irreplacable if you lose it. Your foreskin.

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My gf is always freaking out about having underwear lines, the other day she said I had them and I just laughed but I think she was right. I was wearing khaki pants and briefs, Is this a common thing for guys? or do most just not care? I've never even thought about underwear lines.

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My boyfriend had a wet dream while we where in bed together and he got very embarassed by this and explained to me he was thinking of me... but my guy mate says he a liar he just covering himself what u guys think? He was probably lying, but it is nothing to worry about. He can't control his dreams without practiced meditation, but he doesn't want to make you jealous, probably.

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What song would you have play, as you ascend into heaven? (Assuming you do) Climbing to the Moon by Eels

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Who is a great for a nobel peace prize, someone who has really made a difference. Our deceased president, Abraham Lincoln. He was a real bringer of peace and a balla'. I love him.

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Have the Saw films ever encouraged a real life copycat crime? Yes. I just haven't been caught yet. >:)

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What/where online is there a really fun/non-downloading gaming site? www.ninjakiwi.com

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What do men look for in a partner? I look for intelligence, skills in the art of conversation, adventurousness, eclecticness, wit and sarcasm, humor, appreciation for my abnormalities, and physical countenance.

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I have had a cold for 1 week now.. could I be pregnant? Yes. The cold virus entered your vagina during your ovulation period and formed a human/virus babby. You are going to have a human/rhinovirus hybrid. Great job.

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Do you drink Beer & Coca-Cola straight from the can? If I don't have my juice glass handy, yes. I feel exciting when I drink soda from a green juice glass.

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Do you take extra cautions on Halloween night with all the mischievous in the world today? No. I live in a city full of drug addicted bums, so I'm always cautious. My knife is just as sharp on Halloween as it is on every other day.

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What are some sweet things to say to a girl that you like? The girth of your beautiful breasts brings great joy to my naughty bits. I told my girlfriend this the first time I met her. We have been together 11 months.

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I'm getting married this Saturday (HALLOWEEN), any words of wisdom before the nuptials? Don't use rope; it causes chaffing.

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Where can you get mini portable voice recorders from? Most big stores that sell electronics.

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Should American football players eat hot dogs while a game is being played? Sure. Games take so long that I imagine they get hungry.

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I have verzion suite my dauther was acting bad fir a coupke days and i put a parental code i forget everything i forgot to put it down pn paper and know i forthe passwrod tht i put i can not even run a clean please help I are speak Engrish. You can ask preaze in Engrish, preaze?

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Have you ever been attacked by a stranger? Yeah, and I stuck a pencil in his arm.

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Do you have fond memories of the kitchens of the past? Yes. My Granny's was a fortress of joy, and my mother's was a place of wrath. The pressure made me into a good cook.

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Well, I met this guy at camp in August and I immediately developed an interest in him. His name is Dylan and he's an amazing singer, dancer, and actor. We also both go to different schools. After camp ended, I ended up running into him at a bowling event. Cool story.

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This girl I'm friends with was talking about your "Third Eye" being in your hand. Well, she had a sharp pain in her hand where the eye would be, and whenever I hold her hand, it goes away, but as soon as she moves away it hurts again. Any ideas? She likes you, and wants to hold hands. The Third Eye is located in the forehead, so she is definitely shooting for more than just friendliness.

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Will women become their mothers and men their fathers as they get older? I think it depends on the individual. As I am growing into adulthood, though, I have noticed that I am starting to show some of my father's traits.

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So what costume will you be wearing this halloween? I'm not wearing a costume. If anyone asks why, I'll say, "If you knew me, you would understand why I don't need one." Then, I'm going to smile awkwardly and eerily.

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What was the first song you listened to today? I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry

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Is hot cocoa made with milk a good or bad idea to help you get to sleep? I know warm milk is supposed to help, but would he chocolate in it make you more awake? What do you do to get to sleep? Chamomile tea should help you sleep. It is a natural sleep aid, and doesn't have any natural caffeine or sugar. Add honey as a sweetener if you need it.

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Who would be a big attention getter on a disco dance floor? The Dali Lama. He is quite the baller.

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What's the most important thing in a fight? The most important thing is a hit to the throat or the groin (depending on gender).

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...you are on a desert island & you can only bring one spice...what would it be?... Mrs. Dash. She is the ultimate in well-rounded spices.

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...do you like sour cream?... Yes, but only a bit. I like to use it to lightly augment the flavor, not to be a dominant flavor.

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What's your favorite fighting technique? I would just slash at them with my knife, while trying to avoid getting hit myself. I keep a 9 inch knife in my vehicle, so range is on my side.

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Write report on the blind people use computer one page? I are can has question in engrish, preaze?

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What do you want to be when you grow up or what did you want to be. ( is college fees stopping or stopped you from persuing it?) Once I finish my schooling, I would like to be a folklorist and a professor of folklore. Perhaps also teach history as well. It ties together well.

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California Oranges or Florida Oranges? California oranges. They are sweeter than Florida oranges.

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What would $1,000,000 mean to you? I could put the money in the bank, use interest to pay off all of my college loans, pay for the rest of my education, and pursue all of my side interests.

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What shouldn't you do during a thunderstorm? I shouldn't hold a long metal pole and walk in an open field. But it just feels so good.....

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Nostalgia Poll: Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin? Definitely Mr. Sinatra, in terms of both voice and looks.

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Have you ever been slapped by someone who said they love you? Yes, and she felt so bad about it, she still apologizes when she remembers it. I told her it's okay, but she still prefers to apologize.

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Do you ever feel like your not wanted.? No. I'm a bangin' hot gentleman. I'm always wanted.

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Who is the odd one out: Batman, Spiderman or Superman? I would have to say Spiderman. As a Marvel hero as opposed to DC, he has a different feel to him. He is less like your dad and more like your roommate.

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If you dont stop ____ I will_________you! If you don't stop touching my eyelids in my sleep, I will ignite you!

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Can you think of anything scarier than having Rosie O'Donnell behind you... with a strap-on? Scary? I would love to have Rosie O'Donnell behind me with a strap-on!

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Drinking games guaranteed to get you drunk. What the Church Channel and take a shot every time someone yells, "Praise Jesus!"

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I wash my scalp every morning, by 6pm my hair looks oily/stringy, the itching feels like creepy crawlies severly. I don't have danderuff at all. I only condition the hair, not the scalp. i need a good shampoo & conditioner. I don't dye hair at all. Try tea tree oil shampoos. I have oily hair, and they have helped me considerably.

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Is it ever a good idea to have an ex and your current girlfriend around each other? Yes, and you video tape it and put it on youtube. Then, post a link on here. Make sure to leave items that can be used as weapons in the room. Don't be afraid to provoke them.

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Put on your boots because___________? Put on your boots because I came.

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Drink your_______and pass the_________? Drink your urine and pass the drug test.

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Do you attempt to soap up yer back in the shower, or have you givin up yet? Yep. I've found that if the bar is long enough, I can lightly rub it on that one spot that I could never reach.

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What happens to foreskins after circumcisions? The more crafty doctors make jewelry out of them.

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What shouldn't people wear for Halloween? Hooker outfits. They could be arrested for a profession that they do not actually profess.

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Is it possible to be good friends with somebody who does not share your morales and/or ideals? Sure, as long as you can accept each other as you are.

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Whatever happened to global warming? The Earth chilled out.

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Hi anybody here? by: lady gaga Hi Lady Gaga!

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How many packets of Ramen do you eat in one sitting? Usually two, but I also add Texas Pete.

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How many "couch potatoes" do you personally know? Two, me and my girlfriend.

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Is anyone else hooked on Deadliest Catch? I'll never complain about what I pay for crab again after watching it. That is my absolute favorite show. It further strengthened my desire to be a commercial fisherman. That is the only show that I can watch reruns of and be content.

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What causes a person to become an atheist? God uses magic to turn them into atheist to punish them for being overweight. Then, the Flying Spaghetti Monster tortures them with logic to seal the deal.

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What is the origin of the different races? Race is a social construct designed by the different 'races'. As a biological factor, it does not exist. Genetics have found that we are all one highly similar species. So, the origin of the different races is humanity.

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Can you name something that you would stuff? Burritos. I would stuff a burrito with rice and beans.

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What is the Difference Between Wicca and Witchcraft? Wicca is a religion; witchcraft is a practice.

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What cultures/religions do not celebrate halloween? My family belongs to the Pentecostal denomination of Christianity, and they believe it is evil to celebrate it.

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I like you do you like me? im a girl whot are you? Whot? Is that even a word?

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I am a girl, but I have to ask, why is it always the guys responsibility to lower the toilet seat, but never our responsibility to raise it? I've never understood that. I'm tricksy and like to put both seats down, so everyone has to lift it. I have twinges of ocd, and it makes me feel better.

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Am I the only teenager who also believes that my generation isn't reading enough books? I agree. As a generation, we have continued humanities downward slide.

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What drinks do they serve in hell? The semen of Richard Simmons. Ain't that a bitch!

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If you had to cook for a group of fifty or more people, what would you serve them? Sandwiches. That is the ultimate culinary fail safe. You don't have to worry about pot/oven size, no need to cook, and easy to make in bulk.

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We are going to have an AB tailgating party, what are you going to bring? Pizza rolls and chicken nuggets.

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Are you as sociable in the real world as you are on AB? No. I get really uncomfortable when meeting new people in person.

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Its been months since i cut. now all of a sudden for some reason i have the biggest urge to cut. i don't want to start that habit again, so what can i do to full fill that urge.? Flicking a rubberband on your wrist may help. Exercise could also help as well.

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Barack Obama was given the Nobel Peace Prize. WHAT THE HELL FOR? He is a sorcerer and enchanter. He used his magic to convince the world of his greatness. He won it because his magic worked on everyone. What a wizard!

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Does squirting somewhat smell like pee? Yes. Part of the liquid is urine.

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I know a friend who wants to have aspergers. Do you think thats funny? No, I think that is horse dickery.

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Ben & Jerry need help with ideas for new ice-creams. What ice-cream concoction would you create and what would you name it? Raspberry sorbet with little dark chocolate balls, raspberry bits, and big dark chocolate chunks. Then, mix it up with a hint of mint and rum. I call it The Porpoise Rises in the Morning.

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Give us the list of your favorite white lies please, will you? But it's my birthday.... (add a sad face)

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If you knew the world was ending 2012, would you still sit on the couch and watch Oprah every day? I would buy a gun and live off of the land. I always wanted to do that. Actually, I still may after college.

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If ignorance is bliss, then why aren't more people happier? I think that proves that ignorance is not bliss.

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Did you grow up with a lot of bounderies in your life? Yep. My mother kept rigid religious boundaries on me, including a ban on any opinions different from hers. Plus a ban on all music that was not performed by Christian musicians. It was interesting to say the least.

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What should a man do if a woman punches him? Block her fist and walk away.

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What is the best revenge? Put a live cat in their mailbox before they check their mail, and beat on the sides.

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How does one address a letter to a woman recently widowed? I generally address women as Madam. That seems like it would fix the issue between Ms. and Mrs.

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Is it OK to wear sneakers with slacks and pants. Sneakers are white nike classic. Yep, as long as you are not doing it for work, and you are not allowed to.

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Who is your favorite movie director? I'm torn between Hitchcock and del Toro.

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What wrong with haveing too much of the pie? I don't know. I love to eat pie without moderation.

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If you asked someone out to dinner and they ordered the most expensive meal , would you ask them out again Sure. I tend to eat at Mom and Pop restaurants anyways, so price is never an issue. Plus, if I asked them out, I'm sure I like them considerably. I'm quite picky.

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Is it OK to wear a long sleeved shirt with a jeans? Yeah, I do it all the time, and I see it done all the time. I am told that I dress well.

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How can beer make a womens boobs bigger Beer contains empty calories. So, people are prone to eat with it. This causes people to gain weight. Some women gain weight in their breasts. Thus, beer can make women have larger breasts.

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What is the origin of the term "all ears"? It refers when humans had retractable ears all over their bodies. When they needed to be "all ears," they would stick all of their ears out at once. That way, they could hear significantly better.

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Would you support a Constitutional amendment to allow the states to impose the death penalty for child molesters? I would if it specified what the molester has to do to be killed. It would depend on the severity of the molestation.

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What shouldn't you do on a train? Masturbate. I imagine that would be really awkward for everyone.

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Should truck drivers be fined for smoking on the job? According to that law, only if they do not own the truck they are driving. Honestly, I think that law and any law stopping a truck driver from smoking in his truck is ridiculous. They are only causing harm to themselves, so I don't see the issue.

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What's the most points you've gained in a single day? 400 something. I don't recall the exact number.

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How many people know that today is Canadian Thanksgiving? I didn't know that. I'm quite hungry for Thanksgiving.

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Chicken breasts, legs, thighs or wings? Legs, breasts, thighs, and wings, in that order.

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What might someone want a piece of? Cheese pizza and cornbread. That's what I want right now.

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What do you see? (rorschach test linked) I see the face of a bee.

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Which Movie/Tv show ultimately "is" your life? Pan's Labyrinth

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What's a funny or unusual name you heard of? I met a guy named Justin Case. I went to high school with a girl named Jackie Knouff.

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If you could chose your own nickname (in life), what's it gonna be? The Lord of the Trees. Surprisingly, that stuck in high school, and some people actually called me that.

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How important is buying products of your own country to you? would you put cheap prices over supporting your country's economy? I prefer to buy from my own country, the U.S. Our economy is bad enough as it is.

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Is it polite to ask if people missed you after you've been away? I don't see an issue as long as you can handle some people saying they didn't miss you.

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Do you still buy newspapers on occaision? Yes, it makes me feel classy.

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My daughter, her "boyfriend", my wife and I went out for lunch today. During the meal and the conversation, he grabbed his cell phone and began texting as we were talking to him. Is it me, or is that just plain rude? Yeah, that is extremely rude. If he's going to talk to you, then he should stay off the phone.

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I am 16 and i have slept with 6 guys, does that make me a hoe? Yep. That means you are sleazy and easy.

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HOLY__________? Holy Menstruation Blood! I'm a Wizard!

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Have you ever lived in a haunted house? I live in a haunted hotel. It kinda sucks.

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What toppings do you like on your frozen yogurt or ice cream? crushed up Heath bar.

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Can a Christian love and follow Christ and hate the church? Yes, if that Christian can see the corruption within it.

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Which spiritual book would you recommend others to read? Siddhartha

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What is a deal breaker for you in a relationship, other than the obvious such as cheating and abuse? She must be a perfect gentleman with perfect manners and pontifications. She must also have a kinky view of dinosaurs.

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What do you think you will do after you retire? I want to tell colorful stories to the neighborhood children and harass the local wildlife with my pistol.

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God created man in his image, Was he the shape of a mammal or should I be thinking more generally? I believe that God and man have the same basic shape and the same basic composition. As in, God has a body, spirit, and soul; man has a body, spirit, and soul. I don't believe that any living critter on the Earth other than man has a soul. (When I say man, I refer to all of humanity.)

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If you believe that only God can judge us, do you support the death penalty? I believe that only God and Death have the right to kill, but I also believe that religion shouldn't be blended with politics. So, I support the death penalty because it is good for our country. I don't like forcing my beliefs on the system if it isn't going to help.

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Why do you come on AB and not just look it up on google? Because I'm bored and like indirect social interaction.

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Are you pregnant with truth or carrying the illegitimate spawn of dogma? I can't get preggers. I have a penis.

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I've been looking for you, where have you been? I don't know where I am or where I have been. Could you please help me find my shoes?

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Do you think you are Unique ..? Yes, I believe everyone is unique.

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What happens to people after death? Our spirit is left on Earth as our soul is taken to either Heaven or Hell. I'm still trying to figure out the other details.

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If you could be an animal what would you be? I would be a human. Oh, wait... I am.

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If for one day you were a member of the oposite sex, what is the first thing you'd do? I would brush my teeth just like I do everyday.

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Love or sex? Preferably both. But I hold Love above sex. I think that sex should follow Love.

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Did you do any technical subjects in school such as woodwork, metalwork, electronics, construction or technical drawing? Did you enjoy it and did you use it later in life for work? I took two drafting courses and hated it. I'm in college now, and I have absolutely no use for it.

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Atheists - why are you here? I'm not an atheist. I am an ardent believer in me.

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How comfortable are you with your nude body? I prefer being semi-nude, no matter the company. I am comfortable being completely naked, but I prefer having boxer-briefs on.

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What you must bring with you to go to the gym? My iPod. I go more to listen to music than I do to work out.

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What is the distance between the darkness and the light-spiritually speaking? Darkness is the absence of light. This is true both physically and spiritually. They are as far apart as the changing of the amount of light is from the stasis of the amount of light.

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Should it be a crime not to believe in Jesus? Only if we require people to believe in Sandy Claws, Batman, and Abraham Lincoln.

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What book were you forced to read in school and by the time you got done it became one of your favorite books The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Do you whistle when you walk by a cemetery at night? No, I'm usually there to read anyways.

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Would you eat your friend's boogers for 100 dollars? Yep. For that much, it doesn't sound that bad.

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What are you doing right now? Hawaiian Punch lemon berry squeeze.

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The Navy is talking of letting women serve on submarines. How you thinking that will work out? Probably the same as the whole submarine system works now.

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Uh-oh, you've just been arrested. Of what crimes are you being charged? Arson and treason are the most likely. I was told that by the age of 25, I'll have committed arson.

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Besides being ancient Greek philosophers, what did Socrates, Plato and Aristotle have in common? Socrates trained Plato, and Plato initially trained Aristotle.

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Why do suicide questions get so many points on this site? It's kind of weird. Perhaps we are all a bit kind hearted, or perhaps a bit morbid.

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Are you irresistible? Yes. The ladies are always ogling my voluptuous man-body!

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Whats your favorite videogame? The first Kingdom Hearts game for the PS2 is my favorite of all time.

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What is the color of your car? Red with a lot of fading.

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Do you like soup beans and cornbread? Of course! It was a staple of my childhood.

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Do you own a Zippo cigarette lighter? Yep. It was a Valentine's Day present from my girlfriend. It's silver with a heart made of vines that says love in the vines on one side and my initials ornately engraved on the other.

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Do guys like smart girl I have to have someone of equal intelligence to me. It's no fun otherwise. I am a highly conversational person, so I need someone who can banter with me.

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When I say Norman Rockwell, what do you think about? I think of my Granny's calendar from my childhood. It was hung in the back portion of her kitchen, next to the washer and dryer and the cupboard that held the snack foods. The apples were kept back there as well. She had three apple trees, and her husband would gather apples and keep them back there.

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Is meditation important in spirituality? I think that depends on your spirituality. For me, it is very important.

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Why is Russia's population declining? The snow people are eating them all.

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I can read people, even if I can't see the person I'm talking too. Once I got a friend and started talking to her and in 3 days I was able to say what her biggest secert was and why she felt bad over it. I can do stuff like that a lot. Is that normal? You must be a wizard!!!

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If you had to be one of two abers listed (wo a mixture). What catagory would you fall in? The Shut In Aber or The Emotional Nutbag Aber? :) All will be rewarded with positive points, for just stepping up... I would rather be an emotional nutbag. That way I could rant and bring amusement/irritation to a great many people.

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Was Jonah swallowed by a whale or a fish? Jonah was swallowed by a giant sea sperm.

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How easily do you miss your significant other? With the utmost easiness. She is my best friend and comrade.

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What fast food drive through has messed up your order the most? Taco Bell

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Throught the year, what holiday do you celebrate the most? I celebrate Happy Thursdays every Thursday I get the inkling to.

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What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you? Performed the Dance of the Manatee with me. It was quite kind and beautiful.

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Guys only do you shave your pubes? No, I just keep them short and trim them.

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Wait... What did you call me?! Waffle Willy!

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I am granting you one wish for tonight... What would you wish for? Unlimited refills on the bag of Sour Patch Kids.

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Phew! Friday...what drink should I serve you? Shall we start with a Pina Colada?

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Why do we have a Queen? We have a Queen because Queens are cool!

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I am making a baby afghan and after 20 rows its way to long.......any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Stop feeding the baby, and it will stop growing.

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Women,you walk into your house and you see your husband/boyfriend with another woman topless and he s*cking her nipples,what do you do? Beat them both with a rusty spade. Then throw his stuff in the burn pile and ignite it.

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Socks with sandals: why is it wrong? It's wrong because it is so attractive, I have a hard time controlling my urges. ;2)

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Barack Obama is a political moderate. Wouldn't it be funny to see the reaction by Conservatives if we really had a truly Liberal president in office? Peoples' reactions to politics are funny, period.

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What are your coordinates on the results of the Political Compass Test? (see link) Economic: -5.62 Social: -3.23 Moderately Leftist Libertarian!

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Why is Buddha sometimes portrayed as fat? .. I have Buddha statues from the East and he is skinny in those, so is the idea of a fat Buddha a Western thing maybe? There are many Buddhas. That one is the laughing Buddha if I recall correctly.

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Suppose you need to measure 4 cups of water. All you have in your kitchen are two containers. The smaller container holds 3 cups and the larger holds 5 cups. How can you use these two contains to measure exactly 4 cups of water. Fill up the 5 cup and pour as much water as you can in the 3 cup. That's 2 cups there. Repeat.

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How long does someone have to sleep in order for it to be considered a coma? I think it is more a matter of brainwaves, not quite a matter of sleep.

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If there was one thing about AB that you could change what would it be? I would install auto-turrets. Then again, I would like to do that with most things.

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Do you follow your mind or your heart? 70% mind; 30% heart Hoorah!

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What should I name this box of donuts? The Dinosaur Love Trap.

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What is the best pokemon in the world?(you can post images too) I love the classic Venusaur. He will always hold a special warm place in the depths of trunk.

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What is the most expensive purchase you have made online? $267 for my netbook.

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What is the first thing you do in the morning I grunt.

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Which do you think is the most internationally recognized name brand? Is it: Coca Cola; or Levis'? I would have to say Coca-Cola.

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Are you ever too old to go back to school? No, you are only too old to not better oneself through education.

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Men: When, in your opinion, will women make sense? Women: When, in your opinion, will men make sense? Each gender will make sense to one another when everyone starts listening attentively to one another.

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What is the real identity of Jesus? Jesus BarJoseph from the ancient Israeli town of Nazareth. That is his historical identity.

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Why do eyes turn red during photographs? That means that you are evil. Go pray really hard and drink a glass of holy water.

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I know a girl at my university. whenever we see each other, we flirt quite a bit (her especially). but when i text her or ask to hang out with her, she acts stand off ish. what could be going on? Sounds like she is just a flirt that does it for the sake of flirting. She enjoys it but doesn't want anything deeper.

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If your bf lied to you about smoking and you confronted him about it and he still tried lying about it what does that mean? That depends on why he felt the need to lie.

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What can a guy do in defence if a women (in particular his S/O) hits him or smaks him? Block and walk away, for good.

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Guys: if you have a gf you love, would you say no to a porn-like looking girl who wanted to take you to bed? Of course I would stay with my love! I could never imagine leaving her.

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Do you get depressed when the season changes from summer to fall? No, I tend to get excited. I love the cooler seasons!

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What shorty story do you love? Hop Frog by Edgar Allen Poe

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Can you name a movie that was based on actual events? Open Water. The details are all speculative, but the event actually happened.

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Then they came for.........................? Then they came for my cranial endocast. It made me quite joyous in the depths of my abdomen.

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Tell me about your staff Why don't you tell me about your staff?

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Was giving birth in medieval Europe easier than today? Yes, they used magic back then. Their children were magically implanted in gourds. When the gourd turned bright red, they cracked it open, and the baby would fall out.

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If you could 'play' or live your life as a TV character...or historical real life figure...who would it be? Chaingun Lincoln!

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What do you think of "faith healing?" I think if you give the nice preacher man enough money, THE POWER OF CHRIST WILL HEAL YOU!!!!

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I have FIVE cuts on my hands from opening a can of spam. Did Michael Myers design these or what? Yes he did, and he is out to get you with canned meats.

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My poor little cat has just been run over and killed. I want to bury her in the garden. Is this legal? How deep should I go. I am sorry for your loss. And yes, it is completely legal.

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Are you a witch? Take the test. I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT! :2)

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What is the best idea you've ever had? Brownies and nacho cheese.....

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Do you believe the world will end on December 21, 2012? Doesn't matter to me. I have enough Ramen noodles to last me several weeks.

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Why are women inferior to men They are not. All people folk are of an equal status with equal potential.

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I FOUND A ROUND WHITE PILL WITH 323 ON ONE SIDE, WHAT IS IT? It's a magic pill that will make you go to sleep forever. Don't take it.

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Why do Evangelical Christians sometimes attack and/or refuse to vote for Mormons (members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints)? Because some people only want their club members to have power. That way, they stay powerful.

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When/if sothing goes into your lungs (foodwise) how does your body remove such things? You should start coughing immediately until said food is launched out.

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Damn....who is trolling on me?Rated 48 points down within 15 minutes??What do you think people...why not AB reveal identities when rating down without a comment? To help with the loss, I have given you and everyone else that posted points. Enjoy!

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If you are interested in becoming an administrator on a new website for $50mo, 1hr per day, and 40% of the revenues let me know. It's comegossip.com. Are you interested? Is this a serious question?

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R u at home? No, I'm hiding in your closet watching you type. ;2)

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Women marry because they believe that he will change one day. men marry because they believe that she will never change. BOTH ARE MISTAKEN!!! I marry just so I can say, "HA! I'm actually a frackin' elephant! You creep, that's bestiality!" Then I stroll out laughing heartily.

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Do you suffer from episodes of extreme anger? Yes, I get really angry then knock down trees and houses! Then I go and kill small animals with my feet! >:2[ :2)

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Do guys actually like girls who have bigger thighs? not like hudge but bigger then say there own? I like girls with thighs big enough to crush boulders! :2)

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My friend found a dark blue round pill it has a weird capital E111 on it does anyone know what it is? It was found with another pill adderall which is for ADHD When you find pills, you should take them to see what they do. Then, research the effect they had. That should narrow your potential pills.

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R u new to AB? I'm new. I just joined the other evening.

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I want to start meditating but there many different types for different religions, i think?. What would suit a male 16 year old musician/writer? I would also like to know everything about meditating. This is a very large question. I recommend googling it and show favor to Buddhist websites. They will be the most helpful in my opinion. Just keep it simple. :2)

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School - state or private? Weigh out the strengths and weaknesses of each individual school then decide.

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Who is your most hated celb? Angelina Jolie's lips bother me. I feel really uncomfortable when I see them. It makes my innards shiver a bit.

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How to find out if guy/girl is ok for casual sex without getting into trouble or spoiling the friendship? Make awkward sexual advance jokingly. If they respond well, go for it. If not, you two were just joking around. I have actually seen this done before.

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What is the best way to get a lot of friends on AB? I just gave two points to everyone that posted in this thread. Lets be friends. (That's how you do it!)

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My birthday is on christmas..anyone else? Is this JESUS!?!?

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What has happened to standard english? It evolved to survive, as all successful languages do.

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How common is DID? It's not common at all. It only shows up in the most severe abuse cases.

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What's the best religion? I believe in God, the Earth, a good place on the other side. The basics, I like to keep it simple.

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Im 14 and my boyfriend is 21 , is it wrong for me to date him ? the fact is he loves me and he siad he will do anything i wish , and i tolde him no sex, but the question is that is it wrong for me to date him cuzz his older than me? Honestly, I would be afraid of attempted rape. I have seen too many relationships with that kind of age difference go bad real fast and real hard.

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Who was or is your favorite character from sesame street? Elmo always made me feel warm fuzzies in my tum.

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How many artists are out there? Please name your art. It does not have to be professional or making money. I like to write, paint with watercolors, and woodcarving.

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How many people have you kissed passionately? I can't really kiss. My lips are not shaped properly, and my tusks get in the way. :2)

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If you were offered a brand new vehicle or $20,000 cash, which would you take and why? I would take the cash and pay off my university loans.

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What continent did you always think was a country of its own? i always thought Rome was a country.. When I was a child, I thought Europe was a country South East of Russia and a separate continent.

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Does anyone out there think that Satan is benevolent and just the subject of a hate campaign? I think Satan just got some bad publicity over, probably, a stupid something or other that he did. You know how the press never forgets any social faux pas.

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What religion (or lack of religion) do you follow and why? I am an elephant. Elephants are too intelligent to have religions. We just eat stuff and chill, like all intelligent critters do. We don't worry about lofty, unnecessary ideas. We dig God in the trees, the waterhole, in each other. You get the picture.

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How far would you travel to be with the one you Love? However far I need to travel. I can walk for quite a while.

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Can any Christians out there seriously defend the logic of their faith? Faith and logic are both just magical constructs created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!! May his pasta-greatness bless you greatly! His magicallness surpasses the greatness of all things!

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What is the present you remember you received on Christmas that meant the most to you, to include childhood? I remember getting a Batman action figure when I was three years old. That was my favorite toy for years. I eventually chewed his head off.

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Do you like to be cremated when you die? I would like to be burned on a funeral pyre.

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Do you look outside the box or only see whats in it? First, I look in the box to see what is inside. If I like it I say, "Hey! I like your style!" and keep it. If I don't like it, I piss in the box then hide it under my roommates bed. Then I go look for cookies in a bag.

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How are elementary classrooms different today from the way they were in the 1990s? The subjects are covering what used to be higher level material. I was in elementary school in the 90's and my younger is in it now. She is covering a lot more material in each grade than I did. She is in the same schools that I was in too.

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What's the best way to stop crying over someone that's an a**hole? Get angry, and punch them in their asshole!

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Our first date went really well. She said she would love to go out again. I did call the next day to say i had a good time, but will wait about a week for another date. Is this a good idea? I am not ready for it to be steady. That sounds like a fine idea.

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What war memorial do you find most moving? Why? I've only seen Civil War memorials in Tennessee, but the most moving to me is the one at the Maryville Court House. It is a statue of a soldier with a list of all of the Union and Confederate soldiers from Maryville along with a slave story. I feel a sort of hometown connection to it.

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Dumb question,but would you consider going into a store and to the magazine section and reading a magazine without paying for it stealing? No, I read things like that all of the time.

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I have a skin problem located at my head, please help me how to heal this thing, it is thick and dead skin and color black, how can i heal it? thanks for your time to read my statement... take care always... Does it hurt when you scratch it? If not, scratch it off and wash it with soap. I get small black things, and I just scratch my scalp really well when washing my hair.

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I can get an erection with my girlfriend but not with any other girls...whats the problem? whats wrong with me? She is probably your perfect girl and you probably love her.

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Which is worse and why, freedom or equality? These two values are equally good and function the best when held together.

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When was the last time you had chinese food? Yesterday afternoon I had a pork eggroll from the university cafeteria.

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What was the weirdest thing you've ever seen when you've looked up in the sky? If you stare at the Sun, some pretty weird light configurations will shoot across your burnt retinas.

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What three words describe how you feel about the state of the world? What the frack?

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What do you think about a 22 year old guy and a 17 year old girl in love?Jack and Rose were like that in Titanic. As long as each person's intentions are pure, then more power to them.

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What are some good free online gaming sites? www.addictinggames.com

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Do you think that long term unemployed people should be made to complete voluntary work? No, but I would say that voluntary work would definitely better their chances of finding a job opening. It helps to put your name out there.

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What is your favorite band that begins with the letter C The Corrs

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Okay! Where is my pet elephant? I'm right here, you kooky sillyhead! :2)

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Is it a sign of the twilight of US power that my new "Don’t Mess With Texas" coffee mug was made in China? I really hope this is a joke. That is deeply disturbing.

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Does size really matter? No, flavor counts more than anything else. You can make the world's largest pizza, but it isn't worth much if it tastes like crap.

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How can appreciation be taught Appreciation can be taught by making an explanatory emotional appeal to convince the pupil that something is worthy of appreciation.

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How did Mark Twain get his name? Because he was a ballin' motha'ucka'!!!!!

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Please help, should I join the Peace Corps or the AmeriCorps? I am actually asking myself the same question. What I am doing is weighing the things that draw me to each one then, hopefully soon, I will be able to decide.

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How to make a woman reachs the maximum orgasmic pleasure? Focus on the clitoris and g-spot(s). Don't be afraid to use some tongue.

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So, let's say you went through a somewhat traumatic experience and wound up on tranquilizers for panic attacks. When you're quitting the tranquilizers, is there anything particularly calming food or vitamin-wise to help keep you unstressed? Chamomile tea is a natural relaxant. Though it may put you to sleep if the tea is strong enough.

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I'm so in love, and I have been for the last year. He doesn't love me back, should I give up? No matter what, never compromise on something you really believe in.

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What does it mean when a newborn pup stiffens and does'nt breath That means that the poor pup is dead. It's just like when your neighbor that you fed poison to goes stiff and stops breathing. It's a neat trick that the newly dead perform.

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Does the popularity of Dan Brown reflect on the standard of literacy in modern times? The books are awful and terribly written, yet so many people love them. Why? People in general love controversy, not literature. They want something that will start an uproar that they can "belong to." For that reason, new literature is hard to come by. Tis a sad state of affairs.

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Do black people make you itch? No. My roommate is black, and I have only had allergy problems with the mold on the air conditioner. Him and his girlfriends are constantly around, and all is good.

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Do you pray to God? or to the deceased? I pray to God and speak to the dead when I am visiting the cemetery. I imagine it gets very lonely there, and they don't get many visitors at the campus cemetery.

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When you see a homeless person do you help them or just walk by them without barely a glance? It depends on the individual. I know several that use drugs, one that if you don't buy her food she will buy cigarettes, and one guy that will gamble it away. Other than those individuals, I help if I have cash on me.

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Hi, I'm hunter anf i was windering for when could i join the EF sexy poeple club? I'm relay secksy and wint to Join this clib Walk up to their HQ nekked. Cover yourself in chocolate pudding, then rub yourself seductively on their main windows. This should get you in.

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Is there any difference in taste between California oranges and Florida oranges? California oranges are sweeter.

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Does a hen have a pecker? Yes and she loves to use her pecker on anyone and anything she can. Hens love slamming the tip of their pecker on stuff.

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Should you cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? Why or why not? I should probably increase all of the food groups in my diet. I don't really eat much more than Ramen noodles and canned food.

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Do you like the facebook app, "farmville"? I enjoy it, but my farm is too large for me to put the time commitment in. I would much rather read or have a real garden then to play a farm game on facebook.

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How do you know if you have a crush on somebody? You will feel warm fuzzies when you see them and when you talk to them. You will find them to be beautiful and your tongue grow sluggish when you speak to them. Or you may talk to fast or something like that. Overall, it feels good. :2)

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Did you hear about the new ring they found around saturn? No, I have not heard about that. What's up with it?

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Can you dream about dreaming? I have often 'awakened' to only realize I am dreaming of myself waking up and then waking up again.