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Just how long is it going to take for the 'experts ??' to get A/B a professionally run site again? Whats up BK? Long time no hear:) Whats new with you?

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Just how long is it going to take for the 'experts ??' to get A/B a professionally run site again? Share your answer...

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Tell me the truth. Did you just ate all my food? I ate half of your food dude:)

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((((hugs)))) Endearing or annoying? Endearing:)

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Should men take plastic surgery to seek for beauty? Yes, they should add boobs:)

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Is there anyone who was initially unimpressed by the new set up had a change of heart? I will always have a place here. I dont care if they cover their site with my little pony!! I just dont like the fact that alot of my good friends have left!! Thanks Marasa!! Have a great night!

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What's the best strategy in Texas Hold 'Em poker when playing against an overly aggressive table? I truly hope we can fix the problems here on AB. I used to love coming here and hanging out!! Have a good night:)

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What excuse would you use if you were arrested by the police? You are an 80s rock band, you cant pull me over lol:)

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Did they drop the feature where you can find other users by looking them up in the new AB? You can go to the search bar, and select member info:) Good luck pumpkin:)

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What does it mean when Someone tells you, seemingly out of the blue, that you're always welcome in their home? He wants to chop you up and put you in his freezer:)

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What does liberally mean? Hey keith, How are you doing? Most of the people are gone now. What do you think of AB?

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I hate AB now. If you agree, why so? Yep, hating it. Everyone is gone!

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Where has Phillis gone? Is there any way we can contact her? She is on fluther.com now. But her email is on her profile here on AB. I had to contact her too. Take care Lonely dragon:)

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I cant figure out how to tell if you have answers to your ?????'s Hey spicy, I enjoyed answering you questions. I may not be here much longer though. It was great meeting you. You have a good weekend. You are a pretty cool person:) Thanks for the smiles!!

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Does anyone else feel like they have lost a friend, I do and I had only just joined AB !!! Me too marissa, I liked the old format so much better! Im not sure if I will be on here much anymore, I liked having you as a friend. for the short time we were:) have a great night:)

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Is AB driving everyone else nuts too? yes ray. Im not sure I like it anymore. Is it okay if I email you or something sometime so we can stay in touch? I dont want to lose contact with the cool people on AB.:)

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Is any one pissed off with this new fucking AB bullsit? I am pissed off at this bullshit!!

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Do you plan to leave AB because of these changes? I dont know yet polly. The whole thing seems weird to me. I will have to stick around though because there are people here that I have grown close to in the last 2 months, and I am not really ready to let them just disappear:(

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Can you name a film with a huge twist at the end? (e.g. The Sixth Sense, Life of David Gale) I dont really have a good answer, I just wanted to say I loved the 6th sense. It scared the crap out of me:)

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Would you care if I'd gone missing? I dont know you, but I dont like to hear of anyone going missing:)

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What color are your long john's? White:)

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I notice on the homepage, on the left-hand side there is a "topic of the day" question there? How do they and who decides what question goes there? I DO!!!!!!!!+5

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Do really sarcastic people ever get on your nerves? No. People who think they are cool, like Mountain Momma really get on my nerves!!

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Were you born a jerk, or did it take years of fine-honing your skills? A little of both. Good jerkism takes some practice:)

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Do you work more with your mind or your hands? About 50/50:) At the end of the day it feels like all hands:)

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What is your favorite question so far? This one:)

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Should I have another chocolate? No!!!!!!!! Two more:)

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How do you sing without singing lessons? La lalalalalalalalalala!!:)

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Want to be my friend? I do!!

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Do your taste buds like Brocolli? No. They hate them!! My farts love them though:)

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Do you have your fireplace going right now? I wish I had a fireplace.

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IF you and I played Pool, how confident are you about winning? I dont go to the bar. So I suck at pool:)

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There's a _____ in my ____ dear Liza, dear Liza... pipe, pocket. :)

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What makes a person "real" to you? They eat, and breathe, and act like themselves.

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You fuckin'______________________. Shit eating moron!!

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Ding Dong, the delivery person wants to know if you will accept this holiday gift from Icy? Im afraid to lol:)

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Last night AB was suppossed to have shut down for about 6 hours to do some (major?) changes. Did it shut down? I wasn't around the computer and if so what changes occurred? I didn't notice any today when I was on it. They changed it to a all christian all the time site. God bless you SCC. May the lamb of the loard smile upon you!! lol:)

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Sir Mikey is now a sage. Who would like to join me at a knights party in his honour? thanks keith for having the party for me. I do appreciate it!!

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If you were a mood ring what color would you be right now? red, for hatred towards working tomorrow:) How bout you?

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Do you hate sharing Yahoo! account? Why would you share? they are free.

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What was your finest day? The day I ran my first marathon.

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True or False: You will have at least one poinsettia plant in your home over the holidays? False. We never have plants:)

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What makes the earth move for you? Inertia!:) How are you ray?

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When was the last time you shot a gun, why did you shoot it? Some mud hens!:)

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Does your heart need just a bit of anti-freeze or do you like the appeal of a cold heart to protect you from heartache? I have a warm heart. You do get hurt sometimes, but its worth getting close to someone.

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Whats the worst thing you can say to someone after opening a present from them? What the hell is this crap!!

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Would you pay higher taxes for better roads? If I thought the road conditions would honestly change, than Yes, I would.

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Vinyls, CDs or MP3s? Mp3!! for sure:)

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What would you do if your car broke down while you were out and you didnt have a cell phone with you? Walk to the nearest business and ask to make a phone call.

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HELP ME! My 2 yr old beagle has one of her eyes smaller than the other , this morning she was fine but i just noticed it right now. What should i do besides taking her to the vet? Could it be something serios? Our beagle gets eye infections all the time. does that inner clear lid kinda get stuck on her eyeball? You can get drops from the vet. But its the only place you can get them. Beagles are also prone to ear infections. Good luck beagle!!

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How late can your spouse or significant other be coming home from work. . . . . . . .WITHOUT CALLING. . . . . . . .before you get PISSED that they've kept you WORRYING? Maybe an hour or two. If they dont answer their cell, I do get worried a little.

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Why does swearing offend you? It F$%&@ing doesnt:)

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Why do chicken nuggets taste better than breaded chicken breast? Isn't it the same damn thing, just smaller and cuter? Because they are faker. And fake tastes good!:)

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How often do you open the windows in your home? We have ours open a certain amount of time every day. We like to have the fresh air.

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Poor Tiger Woods . . . he's got mistresses coming out of the woodwork. Who do you think would be a hilarious addition to his little harem? Phyllis Diller!:)

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How much importance do you place on body language? I place a lot of importance in body language! (shoulders sloped, looking at floor, frowning) :)

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Should I eat the purple thing I found on the floor? go for it pink bob:) It goes good with fries!

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Don't you just hate it when someone___________your ________! seduces your grandmother:)

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May i give you a dollar? What do you want for it?:)

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Did i make you smile or cry today? If your avatar is a picture of your dad, you are going to make me cry!

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Do you have the luck of the irish? I have the luck o' the amish! (not sure what thats supposed to mean:))

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Who's onllin tonight? 12/7/09.....I'm bored and need some company Im online:) Hows it going?

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Could you pass the ketchup? Sure, there you go!

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Will you write me a poem? Sure. But just to warn you , I write horrible poems:)

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What comes to your mind when I say: KEYS? I forgot:) oops

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Why does Myspace take so much longer to load than Facebook? Maybe because of the big, fance, colorful pages:)

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Is there an easy way to clean the burned on pizza drippings out of the oven? Soak it in ammonia overnight. It works great:)

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What temperature do you keep your house during the winter? 72 winter or summer:)

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What determines the arc of a Rainbow? I suppose the distance between the prizm and the sun.

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Would you like the last piece of pizza? (it is whatever kind you like) Unless you want it. I never turn down free pizza:)

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What was the last 'dress up' / fancy dress costume you wore? A tux for my friends wedding:)

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What would you do if you were to die tomorrow? Be buried.

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Do you have friends other than your AB friends? Sure I do. I cant just push their off button though:)

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Come on in!!! Sit down! Can I get you a beer or glass of water or something else to drink? Strawberry milk please:)

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I have this overwhelming urge to__________. Call in sick to work tomorrow :)

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Something you can do to make Hell freeze over? Get up extra early for work lol:)

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Would a weighted chain mail shirt be good to build endurance? It would probably work. And it would look cool too:)

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If you could choose again a new career path ... What would you choose? ... Why? Not working in a factory. Because it sucks!!

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Can I get a "HELL YA!"? Hell Ya!:)

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You show me your's and I'll show you mine. Is that fair to ask? Lol. no:)

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Can I go to bed now I am sleepy? :p You go dream of me Icy! Have a great night:)

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Does FedEx deliver to Afghanistan? They probably drop it off at the local postal service:)

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Name 1 grocery Item I should definatley buy on my next shopping trip. Apples!:)

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Do you ask questions on AB that you already know the answer to? Yes!

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How come sometimes on answerbag it wont let me give someone points? Ab glitches are all over the place! Let the Q get to the top of the screen and than try pointing. I dont get it either.

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What do you wish you could stop/start doing today? Stop smoking. Start working out:)

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Do you know anyone who you would like to "Sham Pow"? See video! LMAO!!! How do you find this stuff kiddo? Lol!!

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Do you think social networking online, taps into your inner psyco? I dont think so:) Thanks for accepting the request:) Have a great night Marissa:)

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If you could ACTUALLY live in a town like "WHOVILLE" in the ANIMATED version of "How the Grinch Stole Christmas", would you want to live there? That would suck M:)

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Guys: sound of her voice, her smell, taste of her skin, feel of her skin or appearance? Voice, and smell:)

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What do you choose as the top movie and music album of 2009? Probably some new moon stuff:P

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Are you writing down questions that you want to ask here on AB everytime you're not infron t of your PC for you to not to forget it? .. I dont, but I should:) +6 man!

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Have you ever had to call the police on or for someone? Why? I got my wallet stolen out of a rental car one time. I never got anything from it.

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Who are you OBLIGATED to buy a present for this holiday season? what will it be? The in-laws:)

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Can i haz Cheezburguer? Sure!

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How long would you estimate the delivery of a package First Class mail from Malaysia to Seattle WA? 2 weeks.

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Do you think I would be more popular if I was a little meaner? No! Nice is always better, screw popularity:)

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How do you get over someone who screwed you around? Forget them rabbit! They arent worth the effort:)

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We recently noticed our well water smells like rotten eggs....does anyone know what the problem might be and how it can be fixed? What kind of well? Surface, artesian?

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What news are you waiting to hear? That Ive won 20 million in the lottery:)

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Do you refrain from asking some questions for fear of offending anyone or that your question may be taken the wrong way? I only ask stupid, silly questions:)

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How transparent can clothing be before it becomes indecent exposure? I dont think plastic wrap would work:)

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Change sex can be possible? Yes!

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If blue is to green as yellos is to orange, what is red to? Maybe purple?

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I just made a home made Cream of Broccoli and Cheese soup today. Anyone want the recipe? Sure, that sounds really good:)

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You have a tall frosty glass of milk, what are you going to eat with it? Oreos, milks favorite cookie:)

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Does it ever bug you when your guest(s) continually refer to your pet as the wrong gender ("good boy/girl")? My son does that all the time, to everybody. He is 4:)

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Is there really such a thing as Spontaneous Human Combustion? (2012-12-22) If there is, I would like to see it:)

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Whats the most money u ever gave to a homeless man/ woman? 40 bucks. It was a woman and her child standing in the street with a sighn.

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Where is nutmegcollector? Last activity was on November 8, 2009! I hadnt noticed until you mentioned it. But I guess I havent seen them on lately.

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Lets be spontaneous what can we do? Drive to a town we dont know, and get lost on purpose:)

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I'm on a role tonight. Are you? I hope so, Im pushing level 50. I want to get it:)

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What color was last piece of gum you chewed? Red.

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When in disagreement, do you rather your s/o shut down and not communicate, or communicate in an angry manner? I would rather she shut down, until she calms down and can communicate effectively:)

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How would you rate yourself at gift wrapping 1 / 10. One being hopeless? gift wrapping 3, gift unwrapping 10 :)

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Have you ever had an annoying neighbour? We had a really nosey one. We eventually ended up moving:)

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Any problem with grandmas wearing spandex? No problem, I just wont look:)

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How do you stop texting addiction? cancel your texting plan?

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What's your favorite fabric for sleep wear? Flannel:)

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Why does it seem like some men perpetuate the dirt bag male stereotype yet turn around and say they're "different" from all the others? They are probably trying to get laid!

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Would you agree or disagree that most tv shows,etc on television right now are boring? I agree!

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Do you believe in happy ending? It takes a lot of hard work, but yes.

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Who still watches cartoons? I am watching them right now:)

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Has anyone noticed that the Dr. Phil show is starting to feel like a Gerry Springer spin off! I havent watched Dr Phil for a long time, but I know what you mean. Its all for ratings!

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Did you contribute to an IRA/401K this year? Yep, I contributed to a 401k , and my wife contributes to an IRA.

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What is the difference between a nunchuck and a speed chuck? Speed chucks are lighter weight, and shorter than nunchucks. And usually are held together with a nylon rope as opposed to a ball bearing swivel, and chain.

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Did you know that Mountain Momma and King of Sexy Town are having an online love affair? They already have 1 cyber child...Can you guess it's name? Please take a minute to congratulate them. Congradulations you guys!! Thats awesome. Is the babies name king of the mountain?

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What was your worst nickname at school? Tumbleweed, because I have curly/frizzy hair when it gets long:)

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What does being self-centered mean to you? Making decisions to benefit only yourself.

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...when was the last time you used a broom?... Friday at work. we have to clean up our areas before we go home.

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How do i get a dog pee stain out of a matress? You can use white vinegar. It will at least neutralize the smell.

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Whats the best thing in the world in your eyes? Family and friends.

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I don't like Christmas songs, but should I download some to sing on Christmas day? Not if you dont like them:)

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Cheap perfume or no perfume? Which would you choose? Cheap perfume. But just a little bit:)

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What's your favorite soup? Tomato.

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I just <3 guys! Do you?=D Sure I Guess. Thanks for the question "King"

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...on a Sunday morning, what do you think is an appropriate time for neighbors to start making major outside noises?... Maybe 10oclock, I like to sleep on sunday if I can.

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Have you ever_______? Licked a toad to try to catch a buzz?

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What are some foods you find annoying listening to other people eat? I think banana's are #1 on my list Cold cereal with milk, that crunchy/slurpy noise is annoying.

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I have just put up my Christmas tree has any one got theres out yet? Nope, my wife runs a daycare so we wait as long as possible. Otherwise the kids will just wreck it.

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If AB was throwing you a Roast, who would be your Roastmaster? Probably Mountain Momma, she can get nasty when she has to:)

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...how well do you see?... 20/20. Hopefully that will continue:)

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...what comes & goes ?... The tide on the beach:) Aloha:)

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Would you wear a scarf like this? LMAO!!! Lol. Not in public:)

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How can i sure thats my mig welding is perfect without broken test? You can try a dye penetrant test to see if there are any pinholes, undercutting, or cold welds.

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On a scale of 1-10 how much physical and or emotional pain are you in at this moment? Maybe 1, just because my shoulders are sore for no reason. It sucks getting old:)

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A very loud annoying man walks up to you while you're Christmas shopping. He bellows "Merry Christmas" right into your face & plants a big kiss on you're cheek. What do you do next? Punch him in his big, jolly gut:)

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What Christmas songs should never be played? The ones where singers redo the classics, and butcher the hell out of them!

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I wish it could be ____________ every day? Paid to do nothing.

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Refrigerator is not cooling. All lights are on. What is wrong? There are cooling fins on the back, or undernieth the unit, they look like an A/C unit. Air circulates through them and they get covered in dust. You could vacuum them out and see if that helps:)

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Have you ever invited someone to join answerbag and then regreted it? I have invited people before, but none of them have ever tried it.

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Have you ever used a chainsaw? Yes I own a chainsaw.

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I've been away for a few weeks. Is this still 'da bomb' AB site as when I left here? It wasnt the same without bubblegum:)

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If you had the option to choose one day to re-do in your life, would you? Yes. I got a dui 3 years ago, I would change that!!

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Wow, you sure are one hell of a _____(can you fill in the blank?) Loser! :)

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Do you think they should make Playboy magazine in braile format? lol They would only need to make two dots:) per page:)

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Who was hotter, Wilma or Betty? Why? Betty rubble by a long shot:)

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What type of bra should a girl with a large bust (36 DD) wear with an empire v-cut halter dress? You ask a lot of questions about large breasts funny girl, are you stacked to the hilt or what? ( just asking as a friend):)

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Ladies! Has your man ever got mad when another man was talking or looking at you? Has he ever turn it into a big problem? I am not a lady, but your boyfriend should get used to other guys looking at you. If your picture is you, than you are an attractive woman. He should be proud:)

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Are u cut or uncut My arms and shoulders are cut, but my abs arent what I would want them to be:)

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BTW~You look FANTASTIC when you _________!!! What word(s) can you use to finish the statement? Smile! ;^)

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Why do women shave their armpits and men dont? Because women shouldnt have pit hair. I dont know why:)

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What was the color of the last bottle/can you drank out of? Blue. Bud light can:) Woo hoo weekend:)

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Do you own more or less than 100 books? I hate to read:) But I have a lot of decorative book:)

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Are true or false questions getting annoying? True or false? True:)

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Do you own more glass drinking glasses or plastic drinking glasses? Mostly plastic.

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To all the dads out there with daughters: What is the most intimidating thing you have said/done when a boy was picking your daughter up for a date? I havent run into that yet. But when it does happen, I dont even know what I will say to that little son of a bitch!!:)

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What determines whether or not you give points? Do you only award points simply because someone answers your question, do you only award points if you agree with their answer, etc.? The only time I dont give points is if the person is being a dick or something. Sometimes if AB is slow or something Ill just run around and point my friends for no reason:) I am a point whore lol:)

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Come on, is that all you got? Yep. 2 bucks:(

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Did you remember to put on underwear today? Yep. I would realize it right away if I didnt ;^)

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(be honest) Do you dance like crazy, when no one is looking? sometimes. But I am hardly ever alone anymore, so I dont get much opportunity.:)

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Why would you use A/B and Face Book? With 3 kids, and all of my other responsibilities I dont have a lot of time for normal socialization. So they fill the gaps.

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Using AB levels as measurement, what is your maturity level in life as of this moment? I am 48. Not retired yet, but the kids have moved out of the house. Im an empty nester:)

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I say jump, you say ______ ? (Please have fun and use as many words as needed.) Go F$%@# yourself...........JK Icy:)

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Who is your current wireless provider? Alltell:)

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Whats a sexy guys name? Sir Mikey lol:)

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When i'm overtired i tend to get clumsy what happens when your overtired? I drop stuff, and get irritable.

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What do you think of Pauly Shore? I think he is funny:)

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What would you do if you had hands for feet and feet for hands I wouldnt wipe my mouth with my fingers at lunch time:)

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What makes you wet? Water:)

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Do you ever just give points to all the people in a given question. I do that too joe. Maybe a giving nature lol:)

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Since many ABers seem to be pregnant lately I am going to throw them all a baby shower at once! Who wants to come?=D Baby showers are laim! Fuck that lol:)

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What is the most popular brand of cheese? cheddar:)

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Which ABer has the sexiest butt?=D I totally wear leather chaps at work!! They make jeans look way better lol:)

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Why did you start to smoke weed? Why did I stop smoking weed? :)

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Do you feel bad when you got to take you pet off your lap when they are so comfortable? I dont. Have a good night Rabbit:)

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What kind of wreaths are prettiest? the not overdone kind:)

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Is the ABer "dani" more sweet or more naughty?=D Both!! It works for me either way:)

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What is something that grows on trees? Pears:)

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How many surgeries have you had during your lifetime? One. I had myself "fixed" a few months ago:)

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Is your a*s water tight? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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I'm writing a book. What should the last name of one of my characters be? Her 1st name is Violet. Hammer!

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Is Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies really 72 years old today? Lol. My ex brother in law is related to him:)

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What do you do when you are down to make yourself feel better? Buy stuff you cant afford:)

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Do you have something you say before lighting up? Smoke em if you got em:)

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If you were given a random essay topic, would you be able to write it in the spot? If it was an easy one. I have been out of school for a long time:)

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Is there a Christmas carol you could do without hearing this year? Holly jolly F$%^*& christmas:)

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Can you give me ONE word to describe how your day has been so far? exhausting.

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If you just found out you had a 5 year old granddaughter, what would you do? I would be surprised, because that would mean that my daughter had a child at the age of 7!! Yikes:)

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Does God have to follow his own laws of nature? No. He has some serious magic shit going on:)

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Guys, what would you think if your significant other gave you a handwritten love letter? Would you consider it unnecessary, or would you appreciate the detail? I would love it. I havent gotten one of those in a long time.

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Whats the most points you have ever gotton for a question? Maybe 60 or 70, so far.

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Take a look at my name.Take a look at my profile.Tell me what you think about about me.Be truthful.Don't be scared.I can handle criticism. I think you are 2 years older than my daughter. I hope she isnt ever proud to be called a slut or a whore. Otherwise you seem pretty honest. The rest of your profile seemed fine.

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Do you remember Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey? Yes I do, and I liked it:)

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What are you saving? Money on stamps, paying bills online:)

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What is your favorite candy? Twix bars.

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If you could switch names with an AB'r for a week. who would it be ?? ... and if you see your name in this post .. , let us know.. if you accept or not . Self consuming cannibal, thats more creative than Sir Mikey:(

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Have you ever had a funny dream and woke up laughing your head off No. But I have had bad dreams where I woke up screaming like a little girl:)

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How do YOU define "sexy" using just one sentence? At work I wear leather chaps:)

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What is a great gift for a ten-year-old boy? A bb gun.

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Will it be beer or wine for you tonight? Beer. You might notice my Q and A getting weirder as the night goes on lol!

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WITHOUT Googling: Do you know what an aboulomaniac is? Made up definitions welcomed:) Someone who loves vodka!

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Do you love Buffalo Wings? Hell yes I do!!

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Do you hate the sound of someone eating potato chips beside you? Yes, and cold cereal with milk. Slurpy/crunchy stuff bugs me!

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Do you like the song 'Handlebars' by Flobots? You know I skipped this question a couple times because I didnt know what you were talking about. But I remember that song now and.........yes I do:) Thanks Gina.

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Do you hate doing the laundry? How about the dishes? LOL! I dont hate it that much:)

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You don’t like Chocolate? Of course I do :)

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I am at a bar. Can I drink my cold away? Alcohol kills germs Joe:)

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What was your favorite television show of all time? mst 3000.

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Finish this sentence: Hey! I found some ________. weed in your backpack!

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The next question I read on AB about _________ I will _________? Car repair, barf!

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Have you ever used the kitchen sink to brush your teeth? No. The stainless steel hurts my teeth, besides It takes too long with all of the plumbing and all;^)

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Thinking of your HOME PHONE, How many times did you have a conversation on it yesterday? Zero, between my wife and daughters I never use the phone:)

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Cold weather! Blanket or Duvet? Duvet.

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The Circus is in town. What ride? Gravitron!

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Whats the first thing you think of when you hear the word money? winning the lottery:)

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Do you wear holiday themed jewelry? Never:)

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Do you listen to Christmas tunes? Unfortunately yes:)

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Do 100% blind people turn on there lights (in house) when it gets dark? Probably not, I wouldnt:)

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Whats the longest "friends with benefits" relationship youve had with someone? *wink wink* My wife and I actually started out that way!! So I would say 13 years. Thanks missJu:)

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What is ten feet below you right now? 4 inches of concrete, 6 inches of crushed rock, and than probably dirt:)

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Why is it when you are waiting for something it never comes? Like the end of the day at work? I hear you sister:)

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What the hell kind of question is that? What the hell kind of answer is this?!!:)

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Would you consider a trip to the Zoo a fun time? Yes. I like going to the zoo:)

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Who is someone you would really like to "pick their brain/find out what makes them "tick"? Nunya on AB:)

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Have you ever squealed your tires? Yep, in high school I would do that all the time:)

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Do you send thank you cards for the Holiday gifts you receive? We always receive our gifts directly. So we thank everybody right away.

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What should you never say to a cop? Can I run the siren?

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If you don't believe in Jesus do you still celebrate Christmas? I think most people probably do.

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I have a mild cold. Not the flu or anything serious. Any remedies? My dad drinks hot honey and vinegar. I dont get it, but if you are brave enough give it a try:)

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Do you think your pet throws a party when you are not home? Maybe a chewing and poop party:)

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Do "RIDDLES" give you a headache or do you enjoy them? I like easy riddles. Maybe ones geared towards 5 or 6 year olds. They make me feel smart:)

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The ABer Reptar licked a guitar. Could he be pregnant?!=D Only if he was ovulating!;^)

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In wich situations is it okay to have vengeance? If someone raped one of my children, I would blow their head off so fast, they would never even see me!

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Do you get fed up with shaving? Sometimes, I stopped shaving for 3 months once. I looked like a pervert, or a homeless man or something:)

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I'm feeling blue today. I just realized I'm hating Christmas because I won't get my Christmas wish, which is my son home for the holidays. And he's going to probably be alone. :( Who will you be missing this year? Im sorry Pandora! That would be tough. I dont think my brother will make it here for christmas either, I havent seen him in a while. But a brother isnt a son.:( Keep your chin up Kiddo:)

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What song can you sing really well? Breakfast at tiffanies, by deep blue something. I dont sing well at all, but it is kind of a midrange song. Its the best I can do:)

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Have you ever ate a jelly bean off the floor? I would eat a jelly bean out of the toilet!:)

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Views on hitchhiking in these times and age? It must be hard on the hitchhiker. I never stop, for fear of being stabbed!

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Lonely is a Sage now!!! Congratulations Lonely!!!! Who else wants to come to the party? Congratulations lonely:) Keep up the good work:)

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What are things that the human senses cannot detect? What dog is dominant, based on their urine lol:)

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Are you a Flibberdegibbet or a Whatsitmadoodah? Is that from the sound of music? A clown?

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Would you ever eat Rocky Mountain Oysters? I never have. Now that I know what they are Im not sure. If you fry the crap out of them, and drown them in ranch, I think I would. Thanks :)

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Do you prefer biscuits with sausage gravy or bacon gravy? No biscuits, just bacon and sausage! Thanks Shemarq:)

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What is your favourite Christmas movie? Rudolph the red nosed reindeer:) I think I am out of points for you Kiddo. How was your day?

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Why can't we humans just accept that we are the way we are? Why do we feel a need to alter our appearances in order to feel good? I dont think that most people are totally happy with how they look. No matter what they look like, I dont get it either:)

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What the hell is that supposed to mean? It is a middle finger. People have been doing that for a long time.:)

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Colbert Report or Daily Show? Daily Show!!!!

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The first games console I owned was _______? Atarii 2600:)

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Have you ever stepped in your dogs drool? We have a lot of dogs. I have stepped in all kinds of dog fluids:)

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Im 15 and i need some new life experiences....any ideas???(fun and exciting please!) Learn Karate!:)

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Have your movie-going habits changed in the past year or so, due to financial factors? Not really. We didnt go to movies before! Thanks Kieth:)

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I really need to replace my _______ soon before it quits working? Kitchen faucet!:)

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Can i make a PVC pontoon boat I bet you could, I thought about making outriggers for a canoe so it wont tip over. If you cap both sides of the pipes I think they would be pretty buoyant! Good luck:)

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On A/B. Are we just 'Shadows and Dust?' We are dust in the wind my friend:)

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MEN:Are you wearing Jeans right now? For about 3 more hours. Than they are off:)

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What was your 1st grade teachers name? Yep, Mrs. Shumacher:)

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Do cool guys ever look at explosions? Hahaha! I like that guy. He is right though, I never look at explosions either:)

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What would you do if Charlie bit your finger?=P I would stop putting my finger in his mouth, and poke him in the eye:)

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SHANKAPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How's THAT for a cuss word? How about skankapotamus? lol:)

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Whats the worst thing you could be yelling above the music when it cuts off? Why is your mother so ugly:)??

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Do you think you would have what it takes to be a correctional officer? No, I am like 5 11, 165. If I had to take down a big guy I would be screwed:) I dont have the ballast for that crap!! Thanks Safarii:)

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Do you know where your children are right now? they are sitting about 3 feet away man! Thanks Grady:)

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Are condoms "green"? I dont think latex biodegrades!

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What is the most difficult item for you to shop for? Clothing for my daughters. I dont know what they want:)

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Would you rather freeze to death or burn to death? Freeze!!

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What's something YOU might tell someone else, to go suck on? An Egg:)

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Where is the worst place to get stuck without toilet paper? In a house full of guests:)

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What is the best way to kill someone Tree chipper!!

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This is for the guys out there...which of you are emotional? Be honest! Its not a bad thing! Once in awhile, but not very often:)

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How does a person be single? Just do what you want to do. You will be not single soon enough. Enjoy the time by yourself:)

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Have you ever pooped a balloon? No! I dont let people talk me into smuggling drugs:)

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What is YOUR most desirable sandwich assembled with? Anything on a hard roll, with mayo and bacon!

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How often do you eat fish sticks? I used to like fish sticks, but for some reason i just cant eat them anymore. I think they are disgusting:P

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I want to buy a good laptop does anybody know any good reliable brands? Is the Sony Sony VAIO any good? My wife has a Sony Vaio, and she loves it, I have a Dell inspiron, and it seems to work pretty well:)

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Im going to a sleepover with my friends tomorrow night. What would be a really scary movie that will make me want to pee in my pants? Im talking really scary. The sixth sense is old, but scarey as hell, try it out beagle, by the way, how is the beagle?

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Do you compliment yourself when you are looking at yourself in the mirror? Is it just an inner thought, a wink at the mirror,blow a kiss or you say outloud how good you think you look? I flex in the mirror, I am actually embarrassed to admit that, but I do:) Thanks barbie:)

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Do you like getting comments? Yes I do:)

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Okay, you have $10.00 to buy something to eat. What will it be? 10 mcdoubles:)

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I saw you on cops! What did you do now? Ran from the cops with no shirt, and flip flops, like the rest of them:)

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What the hell are you going to do now? Sitting here, what are you doing Reptar?

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What is the function of brake servo? Jazmin, are you trying to build a car?

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Home tattoo removal: QuickFade vs. Nuviderm tattoo fade, and removal... which is the best? Why do you want to remove your tattoo?

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How do you kiss? I freakin suck at it and my boyfriend does too. Hahahaha!!

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Name a tropical fruit? Kiwi!

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Guys, if you see a girl with large boobs and a flat tummy sitting at a desk in school and her boobs are touching the desk or resting on the desk, does this turn you on? If they are still in school, than they are too young for me, so no.

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Has anyone ever tried to cook a giant squid? No, in South Dakota, we dont have many of those around:)

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Are you a bookworm? I honestly hate to read, I almost typed in reek, but I hate to do that too.

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You can choose your last meal. What will it consist of? Mostly bacon, and fried chicken, and stuff like that:)

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What's a major problem with beard stubble? For some reason it gives me a rash!

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What year did you start your first job? And what was your minimum age? Mine was Kentucky Fried Chicken at $3.35 an hour AND it was in 1983! In 1991 I started working at Bonanza restaurant, as a bus boy for 4.25 per hour, I was 15 yrs old. My first 2 week paycheck was like 60 bucks, and I thought it was awesome!!

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I need your honest opinion on this comment thread. Did I say or do something to deserve the comments I got? Is this something that AB will tolerate? Please let me know what you think. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8366175 Sorry, by the time I got to the question, all of the comments were deleted:) +5 anyway:)

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If you see a larger person, we think that they look frumpy in baggy clothes. if they are wearing tight clothes, we think, 'jeez, not with their figure!' what do you prefer? I think people should dress appropriately for their size. Super baggy, or super tight doesnt work for anyone. Small or large:)

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What are the Final Fantasy games about? They are fantasy-role playing games, and they are fun, you should try it:)

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If you are a parent can you please try to explain to me (never had kids) this parent's love, that makes you do almost anything to keep a child healthy, alive, and happy? They love you thats why they do that stuff for you! dont feel bad, have a great night icy!

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Do you ever feel like the small dog in this video? LOL!!! Sometimes, lol:)

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Have you ever looked deep into my eyes? No, but I think some day it would be cool to meet all of the other ABers, they are cooler than shit. I would like to meet all of you guys for real. Thanks Nunya:)

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If you are a parent can you please try to explain to me (never had kids) this parent's love, that makes you do almost anything to keep a child healthy, alive, and happy? They are your family. I would do anything for my kids, they look like you, and you spend an immense amount of time with them. You should have one Icy, they are awesome:)

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Is global warming are really big issue at the moment? Nobody seems to be talking of it right now. I think people are preoccupied with the financial side of things:)

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What can happen if i drive my car without a thermostat. You wont have any heat. And the engine will run cold all the time.

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Are you good at recognising voices? Better than names.

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How much should parents spend on toys? We try to keep it under 100 apiece, but it doesnt always work out that way:)

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Do you "think" you are special? Any particular reason why or why not? No because I am a stupid loser :) Thanks for reminding me lol:)

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Do you carry a comb in your pocket or purse? My hair is like 1/8th of an inch long all the time, so I dont carry a comb at all. Have a great night Nunya!!!

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Lemmon or lime? Lemmon!!

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Why hast thou forsaken me? Because you were not suited for the ice age:)

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What does it mean if someone says I love you so much I would'nt trade you for the world? If you dont have any reason to disbelieve them, than you have to take it at face value, maybe they do feel that way for you. Its a good thing:)

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Do you think Shaq should retire? I dont really watch a lot of basketball. But he must be getting old, is he still good? If he is than he should keep playing, ( I would ride that train as long as I could!) Have a great night DBB:)

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Who would you like to see in concert right now? Weird Al:) He is creative as hell:)

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Does it make a difference to the nutritional value, whether tea is drunk, hot or cold? I dont think so.

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I live in great area yet have next door neighbor that are trashy & loud. Fight outside drunk, work on cars day & night & block my driveway with company. Law has not done anything. What can be done? Slowly poison their drinking water:)

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Im starting to do Boxing training on monday. Does anyone know the best muscles to train and how to train them? You should mainly train by punching. But deltoids are important, along with chest, triceps, and most "push" muscles. Good luck on monday!

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...I just got back in town...what did you do for Thanksgiving?... I went to my grandmother in laws and ate a ton of stuff. How about you AG?

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I have the greatest girlfriend in the world! Got anything to say to her? You should talk to my wife lol:)

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What sort of clothes are old ladies likely to wear? Mu mus! yikes!!

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What is an African American Negro? What the hell are you talking about?

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How was your Sunday Morning? Busy, but good. How was yours?

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What percentage of teens aged 14-16 would you estimate have cell phones in the United States today? Way too many, probably 85 percent or more.

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What would John Wayne do? He would punch dudes in the face:)

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Anyone ever answer a question on answerbag seriously, without using sarcasm or writing wierd answers? I do sometimes, but I do like having fun too. I can be pretty sarcastic, but it depends on the nature of the question.

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If the answer is. At least 5 times a week. What must the question be? How often do you set your alarm to get up??

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What does the 2 stand forin O2? Two oxygen atoms.

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Would this song stuck in your head? Yes, I think it would:)

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Can we avert a climate crisis? revert back to substance farming, and making all of our own clothing:)

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When was the last time you MURDERED an innocent potato salad? Its been a while, but I dont feel bad about it at all!!

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How do you make moon shine? Im not sure, but I think you need a bunch of glass containers, and some tubing, bunson burner, and make your own lab. It looks like a pain in the ass:)

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What do you do when your neighbors play loud music? Rock out with the neighbors:)

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How does food affect mood? Fatty food makes my mood good:)

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What's a bad habit of yours? I smoke.

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At what age should we 'Just Grow Up! ' Never!!

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It's your turn to cook. How do yer feel? I like to cook:)

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What food do you eat with ketchup? French fries!!

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Have you ever peed on a campfire to put it out? It doesnt work, all you get are steam burns:)

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Hubby has a tummy ache today so we have to stay home. HE doesn't like sci-fi movies and I don't like "hack 'em ups", so what's a good movie to watch to pass the time today? Beerfest is funny:)

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Do you ever look at some of the questions on AB and become GENUINELY concerned over the MENTAL THOUGHTS of humanity as a whole? Yep, especially this Millenium lady, she is crazy!!!!;^)

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I heard in the movie "300" that the guys' pectoral muscles were "painted" on! Did YOU hear anything about that? I had heard the same thing, I guess its hard to find 300 guys with totally ripped abs.:)

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Have you ever had something drastic happen in your life and some how got through it by a random person? If so do you believe it was an angel? Not yet Divine, but I know what you are talking about. I do appreciate the friend request, and will do my best to answer your questions honestly, and truthfully. Have a great night my friend:)

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Now that Oprah is quitting her talk show, who would NOT be a good replacement? (The more humorous the better!) roseanne Barr:)

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Has anyone ever asked a question about me on here? No, I dont know you:) what should I ask?

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Whats the worst thing you can say to someone who just got married? I am glad you are tired of getting laid:)

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What you will never ever change in your life? The birth of my children:)

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Do you consider yourself attractive .....why? add picture =) Not really, this is mehttp://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v226/301/58/n100000085546025_9727.jpg

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Do you you think answer bag should have its own little chat room? It might be a good Idea!! It would be fun:)

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Your in the witness protection program so what do we call you? (we wont tell) :) Mister Murder:)

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Do cows enjoy standing in fields during thunderstorms? Probably not, but I like that shit:)

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What is Eid al-Adha or Eid ul-Adha? No idea!! +5:)

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Are you one that enjoys wrapping christmas presents or does it seem like a chore? I suck at wrapping presents:) It always looks stupid:)

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Do you beleive in extra terrestial life if so why? Not really:)

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What type of wheater do you like best? Cool weather:)

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Why are big sisters sooo BOSSY? Its their nature:)

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Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? I like to think so:)

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What is more: A Buttload or a Shitload? A buttload:)

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"He/She soooooooo dreamy!" Who is it? Jennifer Love Hewett:)

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The last time you checked out at the grocery store, did you spend more or less then $50? My wife runs a daycare from our house, we checkout 300 dollars per week:( Thanks for reminding me:)

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Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor or with your head resting on the toilet? I am typing from the toilet right now lol:)

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Who deserves a tip? Me!! But I dont get them:(((

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Do you use a black or brown wallet/purse? I have a black leather wallet!!:)

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What is the worst possible thing a person can do? Molest children!!!!!

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How can i find the strength to not cut when the scissors are inches away from my wrist plz help quick Do something else. Why do you want to kill yourself??

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Which is better: Cookies or Cookie Dough? Half cooked cookies, so both:)

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Do you think security is stronger at the Vatican or the White House? Which one do you plan on breaking into lol:)

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Why do i hate myself so much i hate everything about myself i even feel sick everytime i see my reflection why? You are way too hard on yourself. What do you like about yourself? You cant be all bad, nobody is:) good luck!!

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I often have a lot of time on my hands, what should I do with it? Rip up your abs, that takes forever:)

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Are there any recipes for Panda? You could probably use any recipe for wild game. Lots of moisture, and spices to cover the gamey taste:) Enjoy your panda:)

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What vegetables are best to put in soup? Carrots, celery, and potatoes. I pointed you 5, but I think poopmeister must have DRd you, cause you are still at 0. I tried man:)

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The inside of my nose feels very itchy and dry. Is there anything I can do to cure it? You can squirt some saline solution up in there. That should help:)

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What is your favorite "Food" television show? Good Eats with Elton Brown:)

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How much is a fair amount to pay in exchange for 2 hours of help moving out of my second floor apartment? (Moving out only, not unloading at the new place) 40 or 50 bucks:)

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Should i be worried if my finger just made a real strange sound near the jiont? Depends what you mean by strange:)

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Could you do without Cooking Oil of any kind? (Olive Oil, Vegetable Oil, Crisco, Lard, Kanola/Canola.........) If I had a really great non-stick pan it wouldnt bother me at all:)

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You have an unwelcome, uninvited guest in your home!!!! (not human) (mouse, bird, moose, insect, cockroach etc.) Whatcha gonna do about it? (humor please!) A while ago we had a small rat that tried to move into our back porch. so I had to take 2 brooms back there, chased his ass around, and when he ran in front of the door I whacked him Hockey Goalie style out the door:)

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Do you make an honest living? I am a welder, It doesnt make me rich, but I work hard for what I get:)

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Do you own a gun at home? If you do tell me what type of gun it is. I just recently bought my first one. Its a .17 HMR, for shootin varmints:)

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What is something you would find in your employers vehicle? A dumbass to english dictionary, Unopened of course:)

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Does anyone want to be my point fairy? lol +5 SCC! Bling!!

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Which celebrity would you want as a neighbor? Collin Mochery. Because hes funny, and not super famous, so probably not alot of cameras and stuff around:)

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Why do people jump down your throat before asking for a father explanation? People are rude, selfish, and miserable!

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Can you fill in the blank please?: Make sure you _________. Lift the lid before you take a leak:)

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Do you like beef stroganoff? Its not bad, When I am thinking of meal ideas I just dont think about it that often:)

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Would you have sex with Santa if he would give you WHATEVER you wanted for Christmas? lol It better be one hell of a present!!!!:)

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Is it wrong to send someone to heaven? If not, do something good and kill a Christian. lol You are a thoughtful guy cannibal:) You care about people:)

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I bought a pool table that converts into a ping pong table yesterday at 50% off. What was your best discounted buy yesterday, Black Friday? At old navy.com we got some fleece pullovers and stuff like that for 5 bucks. That wasnt bad:)

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Which mall are you going to do most of your spending this holidays? We are doing most of our shopping online this year:)

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What is your favorite Christmas Carol.you like to sing or listen too. Twelve days of christmas, but the one that ends with a beer in a tree, I cant remember what the guys names are that sing it.

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What is the best state to live in? Why? I like South Dakota. Small towns, and low crime. Crappy weather though:)

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Im trying too lose 40 lbs.i have asked my s/o not too bring candy bars into the house.he does it anyway.im at high risk for diabetes my doctor has asked me too lose weight.why wont he comply with my request?Hes also overweight. You will probably just have to develop the will power not to eat candy bars and stuff, weather he brings them in the house or not. Dealing with temptation is the main obsticle when you are trying to lose weight:) Good luck!!

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When was the last time you were genuinely scared? What scared you? When I watched the sixth sense, I was honestly nervous about getting up during the night to go to the bathroom. It only lasted the one night, but still:)

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What breed of dog you know to produce the longest fur? Afghan hounds have super long fur:)

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Do you like buttons, zippers, snaps or ties? I like zippers because they are fast:)

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How many dared the black friday shopping experience? We took the cowards way out, and shopped online on black friday:) We will probably do our in store shopping later!:)

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Which is the hardest working community? The Amish folk, they are crazy hard workers:)

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If you happen to get cut or something when do you want to use a tourniquet? and when do you not? how can you tell the difference of when your supposed to use one? It would have to be one hell of a gash before you would use a tourniquet! You should probably go to the E.R.:)

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ATTEN: ALL CHRISTMAS CELEBRATORS!!!!! Don't you think it would be nice if we could give all of our fellow ABers a "Christmas gift" by sharing a peek of ourselves for, at least, ONE WEEK prior to Christmas; not in our profiles but on our AVATARS? I had a picture of me as my avatar for a while, but the ladies were giving me too much attention lol.

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Spicy food good or not? Absolutely:) good:)

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I cant decide what the homemade soup of the day to make tomorrow what do you think? Chicken, rice, mushroom soup is always good. And is easy to make:) With chicken stock. I wish you the best of luck with it:)

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Consuming too much sugar or protein will make us fat? I think consuming too much of anything might make you fat:)

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At my place of employment, I recently learned that my entire department is being outsourced. Have you ever experienced this? No rickter. sorry for that man:)

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Are you a good host, when having people over? I like to think so:)

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Your opening your own candy store what will you name it? Safarii sweets:)

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Have you ever used a dowzing rod to find water? Did it/does it work? I think its called a divining rod. And I dont think it would work anyway. Happy thanksgiving bubblegum:)

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Why are so many people in to points when you get nothing out of them anyway? I am looking forward to level 50 for no reason. You are right, it doesnt matter. Thanks rabbit:)

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Bees Gee's yes or no? No:)

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Who had or has the best mustache in world sport? rollie fingers. With the waxed moustache tips:)

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What's unfortunate? Some peoples faces:)

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Ever had someone, that really ticked you off? Absolutely. It happens all the time:)

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What color is your toilet seat? White:)

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Do you have the guts to get the glory? If I have to:)

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Did you buy anything this Black Friday? Some bolts and stuff for repair on my home:) Otherwise I would not be out there in the shopping mob for anything:)

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Where would you like to live and why? Ireland, because its pretty:)

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Melancholy is what? A color, and a feeling:)

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Who taught Tiger Woods how to drive? Lol, good one:)

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I turned to alcohol to cheer me up. Is this good or bad? You have to do what you have to do kiddo:)

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My favorite Dinner when it is freezing is ?-------------------------- Ice cream:)

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Anarchy or government? I would say government. I think anarchy would be terrible. If someone stole your stuff, who would stop them?:)

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Designer is wearing a smile is now a sage. Who would like to join me at a smiles party in his honour? Congratulations designer. Keep up the good work:)

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Is it all good, are things alright? For the most part yes. Thanks:)

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Are you proud of yourself as a human being? For the most part, Im a hard working person, and I try my best to do the right thing. But I dont always make the best decisions:)

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I would give anything for a hug right now. What can i give you? Hugs back. ((hugs)):)

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Is there anyone NOT stressed out about something out there? Are you okay rabbit? Your questions seem kind of depressing. If you feel down or something, let me know what you are feeling:) Have a good night:)

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I never had a Dad in life. How about you did you miss a Dad or Mom? My dad was there, physically but not emotionally for his kids. I am sorry that you didnt have one at all. Have a great night rabbit:)

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Have you ever received an "attaboy"? Once in a great while:) Not enough to cover the OOpses:)

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Will health care limit mammograms following the recent recommendation? You dont need to worry about that keith:)

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DO MEN LIKE WOMEN WHEN THEIR HAIR IS PULLED UP Yes:)

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Why is my back hurting when I'm using the mouse on the computer only? Ouch!!!! Too much sitting:)

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What stop you from ending it all? My family:)

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How many hard-boiled eggs do you think you could eat without vomiting? 4 or 5 maybe:)

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Is it time for Zhan Zhuang? Sure, But I dont know what that means:) +5 cause your a heck of a guy:)

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Tiger Woods was in an accident at 2:30AM Friday morning. Was he rushing to shop early for Black Friday specials? If I made his money, I wouldt worry about prices. I probably would have someone to shop for me:) Thanks Joe:)

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Whats one quality you have that you see in your child/children? Being laid back, and not worrying about everything. But they are also smart-asses like their dad, so its a double edged sword type of thing:) Thanks Kiddo +5

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Do you own anything pink and glittery? Ill never tell ;^)

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What was the name of the last magazine you read? Four wheeler:)

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Why can't horses vomit? I didnt know they couldnt:)

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Which dog would you claim for your family pet, Astro or Scooby? I would choose astro, I think he speaks better:)

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Don't yer just hate those worn out Christmas Songs playing in the Supermarket? I do, especially the kind with no words. Elevator style:)

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Do you believe Jesus Christ's descendants are amongst us? I dont think jesus ever took a wife.

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What's your opinion of ANGEL HAIR on a Christmas tree? If you use it. . . . . . . .do you have any GREAT suggestions on how to apply it? Is angel hair the same thing as tinsel? If so I hate that stuff, It just makes a huge mess. and is hard to apply evenly. I would just skip that step:)

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What is the secret to killer abs? Diet, and cardio:)

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Where will you shop tomorrow, the day after Thanksgiving? Online probably:)

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Whisky or Whiskey,which do you prefer? Beer:)

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My favorite ABer Phillis, just reached the SWAMI level. Would you please join me in congratulating her amazing achievement as well as recognizing what an incredible Answerbagger, woman and friend she is? :-) Thanks Dani, someone already did the whole congratulating thing. But I would love to congratulate Phillis with you also. Have a great evening my friend Phillis. You were one of my first friends on AB, and I think I got lucky to draw your card so early. Have a great night, and congratulations on your achievement. You deserve the recognition:)

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Can i try lipstick colors on your lips to see what looks the best? Only manly colors please:)

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Would you please help me congratulate our new mommy? Christina and her husband have a new baby boy. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!! She is still in the hospital and will see this when she gets home. How are you and the new baby?? Its been awhile but I understand the work that goes along with it. Let us know how you are doing kiddo. Best wishes for the holiday. Later Christina:)

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Can you guess why this guy is running from the cops? LMAO!! He has to take a crap:)

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Happy Thanksgivings everyone! Does everyone have the day off tomorrow? I do baby doll, I am so looking forward to the holiday. Work sucks so much. Any relief is welcomed. Thanks for the good wishes hon. I hope you have a great thanksgiving!!!!!!!!!

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Have you ever changed your name and/or avatar or just started a brand new account on AB because you've either made a complete ass of yourself, or just because you've made too many enemies? Not yet, but well see:)

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What the heck are you doing? nothing Jessica. Believe me PPPPPPPPlease:)

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Is it really possible to bow a spoon or to move anything with mental power? I dont think so, but I wish:)

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If you make a Smurf really mad, do you think it turns purple? I think it gets all four apples tall on your ass:)

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What kind of pie will you have for dessert tomorrow? Apple, with ice cream:)

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Would you rather tounge kiss a lizerd or take a shower in Bill's bathroom? It depends on who Bill is:)

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Are ferrets rodents? I think so, they are a form of weasil:)

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Where did you notice your first grey hair? Head, nose, etc ... Top of my head:(

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I found an old check made to me from the gas company dated 2006. Can I deposit the check or do checks expire? I think they are void after 90 days, sorry man:)

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If chickens had lips could they whistle? Only in short clucky spurts:)

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What do you want from your spouse for Christmas? We dont exchange gifts anymore. We just buy what we want:)

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Do you believe praying can change human events? No. I think people find exuses to thank god for things they have done themselves.

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Do you keep your headlights on during the day? I never touch that control. The headlights come on when its dark enough. Thanks Polly:)

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Why don't 3 year olds understand the word "no"? I think kids in general dont understand the word no. We have a 11 and 12 year olds, and they arent any different:)

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Is there anywhere that the Starship Enterprise would not have wanted to land? South Dakota:)

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Does every dream have a meaning? I dont think so, I think they are just random thought processes.

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If you had to live without one of your senses, which would you prefer to lose? Smell. I could stand to eat vegetables all the time then. Because I wouldnt know the difference:)

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Old spice - yay or nay? Their deodorant gives me a horrible rash!! I say nay:)

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BREAKING NEWS: Two of Santa's reindeer have just been shot down. Does anyone have any idea who might have done this? Sorry, My bad!!:)

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My favorite ABer Phillis, just reached the SWAMI level. Would you please join me in congratulating her amazing achievement as well as recognizing what an incredible Answerbagger, woman and friend she is? :-) Congratulations Phyllis!!! You have been a great AB friend and mentor to me. I look forward to more of your great comments and Q@A. You and your family have a great thanksgiving holiday. And I hope to chat with you soon!!

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What can i do if boyfriend doesn't pay back alot of the money i lend him? Stop lending him money!

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Do you work on Black Friday? Thank god no!!

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I'm hungry what should I make to eat? Pizza Rolls!!

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Do you like hot peppers? (2009-11-25) yes:)

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Merry, happy and blissful thanksgiving to all AB members specially to my friends. Can you please be careful this holiday? I can do that Joe, thanks and I return the happy wishes back to you:)

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How much do you "tip" your local package (UPS, FedEx, etc) driver for the holidays? They cant accept tips:(

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I might not be on A/B tomorrow evening UK time. Child minding. Will any one miss the old Knight? Absolutely Black Knight. I will miss your witty retorts:)

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What's one thing YOU hate about Thanksgiving Day? Dumb relatives:)

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Why did Totino's frozen pizza change the texture of their hamburger and sausage? I remember it used to be more ground up. I dont know, but I still like those cheap pieces of crap:)

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Is your signature legible? Not at all!! Like the new look kewl:)

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Why am I not losing weight? I work out every single day for 2-3 hours, and don't eat that much at all. What's going on here? Breakfast banana with 1tsp peanutbutter Lunch apple or 1/2 bagel Dinner Grilled chicken breast in lime juice, or grilled salmon You are overdoing it, your body has shut down your metabolism. Start eating more. For hardcore training you need energy:) good luck!!

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Can you make the single ladies dance look this sexy?=D Nope, I dont have that kind of skills:)

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Will you be going to church christmas day? No, I am kind of agnostic. I know that you are christian, I hope that doesnt affect your opinion of me. I am not huge on going to church on the holidays:) I am a dirty heathen lol:)

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Any good essay topics and an example? language arts What subject?

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Has anyone actually seen an O2 tank have it's top valve knocked off and explode or go projectile? I've seen a couple knocked over by shall we say, less than attentive workers. They did it on mythbusters one time. It does the missle thing:)

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Where is a good place to hide a camera? In the trunk of your car:)

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My wife has just told me I've got to do the dishes - now! What would you say? Yes Dear:(

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Does the government have the right to curtail population growth? They should sterilize stupid people:)

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Do you have a tan line on yer body? No Its winter in South Dakota, I have no tan:)

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What's one famous person named Nick, or Mary? Nick Cannon, Mary Tyler Moore.

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Does your drivers license look like a mug shot in a police line up or are you lucky & it turned out well? The theme of my DL picture is Escape from al-catraz (Im not sure how to spell that):)

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Do you usually drive over the speed limit? Yep, I used to work for fedex, delivering packages, and got tired of driving like a crazy person. So now that I dont have to, I dont:)

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Is using steroids in major league baseball like tilting while playing pinball? Kind of, except all the other players are juicing too, so its like the pinball machine tilts back!:)

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Marshmallows or not on top of the sweet potatoes? Absolutely!!

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If you'd been born 2000 years ago, instead of today, what sort of work do you think you'd be doing? Id be a surf, like I am now:)

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Would you please give a great big AB congratulations to a our newest Sage? She is kind and caring, a real asset to the AB community. ******BLUEMUUN**********keep on shining sweety! Congratulations bluemuun!! And many more!!

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Do you prefer to carefully remove spiders to the outdoors rather than kill them? Smash their ass!!:)

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If global warming is real, why haven't global temperatures increased over the past ten years? It is true that temperature has been trending toward hotter temperatures, but on the other hand, its been that way since the last ice age. So is it something weve done? Or would it have been that way regardless? What do you think Kieth?

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What is your favorite rapper of all time? Chuck D, from Public Enemy!! He throws it down Hard!!!

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Will plexiglas work as a flooring material? I want to have it suspended over a garden and want to figure out if its possible. Plexiglas is strong, but kind of flexible. So you would need to have some pretty thick stuff unless you plan on putting plenty of trusses or something under it. You might ruin your suspended affect:)

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Do you laugh out loud randomly? Sometimes, my job is kind of boring, so I amuse myself by thinking of funny stuff. Makes the time pass:)

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How many keys are on your keyring? Are they all really necessary? I probably have 20, and use like 3. So I could remove 17 of them and it wouldnt affect my day at all:)

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Do you use a sharp object or your teeth to open a plastic package? Teeth!!:)

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Hey, you guys! AB's favorite bratty girl, SHATZEE, has made it to Guru status!!! WooooHooooo!!!! Won't you please join me in congratulating her?? Way to go, my friend!!! You're awesome! Congratulations! Keep up the good work:)

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Can you name one famous person who is deceased? George Carlin RIP!

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When You were little, what's one thing that you kept secret from your friends, for fear of rejection? How poor my family really was.

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Have you ever had a subscription to "Better Homes & Gardens", "Family Fun" or "Good Housekeeping"? No, but If I ever want to read one, I can just go to any doctor or dentist office that ever existed!!:)

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Who or what are you shaking your fist at? The morons that drive like they are 12 years old!! But theyre 40:)

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So what do YOU want written on your epitaph that the world will remember YOU by? Here lies Sir Mikey. We never found out his real name:)

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Hey you there, sitting there, tell me, please, what is the 1st round thing, that you see? A toy ferris wheel.

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What, in your opinion, is a "bad" candy? mike and ikes!!

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Finish this sentence: I love playing __________. World of Warcraft:)

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How would you describe your boss in just a few words? Freaking moron, ugly dumbass. Thanks for the outlet kiddo:)

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Do you have AnswerBag days when nothing seems to be right? Sometimes, I draw blanks, or put my comments in the answer box, because the computer burps or something and I dont realize it. It happens:)

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There is a movie I saw and I can't remember the name. It is an 80s movie maybe and it is suspense/horror. It has a scene where the (stalker) is painted to look like the wall in the girls home. He is hiding in the wall. Anyone know? That sounds extremely familiar, but I cant place it for the life of me:) If you find out through your answers, let me know. Have a great evening Pirate:)

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Who do you make an offer to on a private house sale? It depends, did you go through a realtor who found the house for you? If so they will take care of the necessary paperwork. If you found it yourself, have a lawyer write up a purchase agreement with your offer on it, and any contingencies that might apply. Good luck:)

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If I exercise (1 hour of cardio, 40 min of resistance) every day, except for saturdays but for 2 hours on sundays will I lose weight? If so how much per week roughly? The only way you will know is if you figure out how many calories you burn in a day without excercise. Lots of websites have that information, Than figure out how many calories you burn during your workout sessions. Figure in your caloric intake, every 3500 calorie deficit equals 1 pound. You can actually get pretty close. good luck:)

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Other then shoulders, what other muscles that "shoulders press" exercise benefits? Traps, and triceps, maybe a little upper chest.

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What event makes you stop and reflect quickly on your life? The birth of a child.

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My dad can beat your dad up . do you want to bet on it? I bet your right. My dad is 76. So unless your dad is seriously injured or something, I think he has a pretty good chance:)

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Do you still send the old fashioned Christmas card to friends and relatives? Yep, we sure do. I think E cards and that type of thing seem impersonal. I like handwritten cards.

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U.S. , melting pot or pressure cooker? With so much religious, political, and racial hatred is it really going to be another country to take us out or are we simply going to implode? With our economy are we ripe for another Stallin or Hitler? It could be. When things are bad for a long period of time, I think people look to drastic change for help. And the longer people suffer with these problems, the less picky they become about where they find their help, so they will accept it from anyone willing to offer the releif. Be it evil dictator, or civil war, or cult. Thanks Pandora:)

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Im going to kick your god damn Ass if you dont answer me, so why are you not talking!? Because I was reading through your other questions, and you are high, and you want me dead. You scared me ;^)

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How are the tons of manure that livestock produce disposed of? They put it into a manure spreader, and spread it in their fields as fertilizer.

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You scream, I scream we all scream for__________? Zombies!!

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What was the last thing you bought on sale? A video game out of the 20 dollar bin at wal-mart:)

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Will you just queer up already? Okay, Im totally groping guys butts right now lol:)

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WHY wont you just die already!? Ive been trying, Ive been smoking and drinking beer like you told me. I must have been in better shape than I thought:)

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What's one car you'd recommend? Buick enclave, just because they look cool:)

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What's something you SHOULDN'T take to bed? Cutlery!:)

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What is an example of something you need to cook/bake for 45 mins. or more? Pork roast!! Have a great weekend Nunya:)

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What is a quality that you posess that makes you seem unique and strong amongst your friends? the ability to own up to my mistakes, no matter what!

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If you were 12 and you could see yourself now, would you be disappointed? Yes, probably!!

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Would you prefer to have sex only once a month if your partner were agreeable? I wish!!:)

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Have you ever been so broke that you have actually considered reusing a condom? turn it inside out, it will be okay lol:)

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I feel useless and alone! Is this just something passing by or should I be worried? Friends have seemed to abandoned me. Family is in the east part of the country for the holiday season....so alone! Bubblegum, if something is going on, or if you feel like you need to talk, shoot me some mail. Ill talk to you until your fingers fall off lol:) Im serious.

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Why are you greedy? I dont think I am.

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How many times did you swear today? Dozens!!

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Answer this question with a question. do you like pie? Do dogs eat their own poop??

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Ladies....you wake up and have a third breast...what do you do? I am not a lady, but I can tell you what I would do with it:)

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How tall is beyonce knowles? im doing a project on her. Taller than Vern Troyer:)

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Want to find out what people on here think about you? Type just your name in an answer so that people can comment with adjectives. I'm not responsible for what people say about you. Sir Mikey..

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Do you like the band primus? They are all right. Interesting for sure:)

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Just how tempting is it to have just another small drink? I havent had one yet, but later I think I just might!! Weekend time:)

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Shouldn't you be out and about instead of on A/B? I had to work this morning, so thats how I justify the lazyness:)

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Would you declare war on your neighbor for anything even when the bible states, "love thy neighbor"? I would declare war on them for borrowing, and than breaking all my stuff :)

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What Sitcom doesn't make you laugh? Full house!!!

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Can you think better standing up -or sitting down? Sitting on the crapper:)

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What’s your feeling about quantum physics? It seems kind of interesting, I saw a show on tv where they were teleporting a beam of light (light is already in its quantum form). But if I tried to figure that stuff out on my own, it would make my head hurt!:)

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Do you own any Apple products? I have 3 apple trees. Btw you dont have to point at me like that :)

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Im getting drunk will you like to join? (its free) Sure what are we drinking since its your treat:)

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Are you already gone? Yep, im gone, and around the corner, and on the freeway already:)

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When do you hate being goosed by your S/O? While Im taking a dump :)

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Was Noah's ark the most complete zoo ever? It would have had to been. But one of the ripest smelling things ever too:)

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The song "FLASHDANCE" always gets me out of a bad mood, gets me moving, and pushes the gray cobwebs out of my mind! Any songs do that for YOU? Stayin alive by the bee gees. Makes me feel cool lol:)

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What is a way to make a "good salad" even BETTER!? Bacon and mayonnaise:)

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What do you think of trolls. Are they a) Frustrated, angry, hate-filled people? b) Deranged loosers? c) Intellectually challenged? d) On drugs or alcohol? e) All of the above. B. deranged losers:) with nothing else to do;^)

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You’re puzzled by this! What is it? Its a rubix cube. I dont get it either:)

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My one leg is shorter than the other. How about yours? Maybe your hips are out of alighnment. Have you been to a chiropractor lately??:)

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Which sitcom (past or present) do you think had the most fun on set? Drew Carry show, All the cast are natural improvers:) Great question AK:)

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Like the late John Denver, do you thank God that you are a country boy? Im not sure about mounting my momma:P

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What does fried turkey taste like? I havent tasted it, but I hear its great:)

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How long did it take you to see the arrow in FedEx? (Clue: It's between the "E" and the "x"). I worked for fedex for 10 years. That was one of the first things they told me:)

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Why you got your _________________ in my face? Money!!

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Do you hate coconuts? Yes I do!!!!!

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What makes wearing a fanny pack so horrendous? If you are a runner I recommend it, I use one to hold gel packs and stuff, they are great. But not for everyday use:)

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Be creative. Beware of_______? Horses with trojans on!! eek:)

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Is anyone else sick of hearing about new moon?.. I am,lol Hopefully I wont have to hear about it much more, I just took my tweens to it tonite. It was alright I guess, not really my thing. But they liked it:)

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How to grow moustache and beard faster? Hold your breath, and push really hard:)

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Are you closer to being brilliant in the morning? I am a dumbass in the morning:)

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"Jay Was Here" is the answer... What was the question? =D Who was here??

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Do you agree with the statement"No pain, no gain"? To a point. You can injure yourself after so much pain:) But if you cant handle discomfort, you wont gain shit:) Hope that helps:)

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Be honest, when a mystery gift is under the Christmas tree for you do you have to give it a little shake? Not just a little curious? Yes, it drives me nuts:)

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It took approximatly 80 years but I've finally made SAGE level 50 here on AB. Seriously though, What is next for me? Are you happy for me? Congradulations BG. I am right on your heels lol:)

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I have not been a drinker really in a couple years but am planning on going out this weekend. What do you suggest for my 1st drink? Something simple:) Saturday at 9 they are having some kind of im party on yahoo. Are you coming to that party, kiddo Safarii? I dont know that much about it, but it sounds like fun, AB people can cam chat and stuff. Have you heard of theese before? I am a computer dumbass:) Help me lol:)

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Do you think there will be hot pockets in Heaven?=D I hope so, the ham and cheese ones anyway:) I opened a yahoo acct today and downloaded messenger. Hope you guys are ready for sat, hold onto your hat;^)

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Would I need to buy a saddle to ride my donkey when I buy him? Is he saddlebroke??

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Who thinks that George Carlin is by far one of the best comedians in history? I do;^)

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What do you do to get that peaceful, easy feeling? Go to my awesome job:)

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What is tsunami? Windy, rainy stuff:)

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Can you name something you might bleach? Your teeth:)

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I would really like a bucket-o-__________? Whoopass!!:)

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What's one music group you'd never listen to? The oak ridge boys:)

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So. . . . . .when you're IN THE MOOD. . . . . . .which would you RATHER listen to. . . . . . . ."BLACK VELVET". . . . . .or. . . . . . . . Ravel's "BOLERO" (said to be THE sexiest music to make love by)? A rap song called Gangsta B#%*&!! Not really, im full of crap:)

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Why. . . .do you suppose. . . . .alcoholic drinks taste better when eating something SALTY? Because it makes you thirsty, and makes you enjoy the drink more:)

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What would your belly button say if it could talk to you? Clean me!!:)

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What words rhyme with "rich"? Itch:)

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Are you a heartbreaker? If I am, I am extremely unsuccessful:)

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What makes you feel used? Aliens that always have to "probe" you before they let you off of their ship:( I think they do it on purpose:)

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Have you ever injured yourself while playing Twister? No, but if you put vasaline on the circles you can watch someone else injure themselves:)

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What are you doing this wonderful Thanksgiving? Going to the in laws:)

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How many hours a week do you work? 40, 40+ 56 this week:)

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Whats the last thing that went bad (spoiled) in your fridge? Banannas:) But we are going to make bread, so its all good yall:) jk safarii:)

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Dont think! just say anything that flies into your head when i say food. What was it? Pizza rolls:)

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What are some fun (FREE) things that i can do with a guy friend? Make out:)

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So you hear a familiar song playing at a store...next aisle over, a stranger is singing along...do you join him/her? Not in public:)

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Which synonym for "none" do you use most often? Zip!!:)

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When I see my parents next I am going to ________? Ask them for money:)

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What did you enjoy as a child that no longer exists? A cartoon called sport billy:)

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What is one thing in the News Media that you are sick to death of hearing about? This is really old, but that ellion gonzales thing from years ago used to drive me nuts!! I wanted to find him and punch him in the face just to give them something new to talk about:)

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Would you please help me congratulate our new mommy? Christina and her husband have a new baby boy. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!! She is still in the hospital and will see this when she gets home. Congradulations Christina!!!!!! I thought I had a rough day:) Enjoy your gestation vacation!! And enjoy your little one, talk to you later:)

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Can you name a famous person that is 5'5" tall & under? Sammy Davis Junior:)

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If you had to choose, would you pick good looking or smart & funny? Smart and funny. A lifetime friend needs to have a good personality:)

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How the heck do you people get past the sage threshold and even go on to become illuminati? It's gotten harder and harder for me. I must be missing something? I just at least want to make sage and I'm level 49(50 is sage?) I know the other night you asked if certain ABers were offended by you. I know Safarii, she is pretty easy going. She will be fine. And baby blue is my wife, she would have told me if she had a problem with you or not:) Dont worry man, it will be okay:)

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Cookies, cake or candy? Bacon!! Good question:)

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Do you have to pay to use Bluetooth on your phone? If you dont have to, is it absolutly positivly free? No answer. How is the beagle doin?? Long time no (see):) Hows it goin??

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Our Miss Anubis, one of the sweetest ladies to be found anywhere, has made Swami!!! Would you like to join her party and tell her "Great Job!"? WOOOHOOOO!!! You go, girl!!! Congradulations!!!! Thats alot of answers:)

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What do you think is the most hated band ever? Who do you personally loathe? Loretta Lynde!! And whatever band she uses:P

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What do squirrels eat (besides peanuts)? corn:)

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How do Answerbag ninjas cope with fences? With a double front flip:)

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Are you stalking me? It might seem like it because I answer so many of your questions, but its just because you ask pretty cool questions:) WHERE DO YOU LIVE??????? lol:)

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What would you never put garlic on? Apple Pie:)

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Were the creators of spongebob stoned? Perhaps, they make some funny stuff though:)

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Im tired of being cold all the time, so i want to go to hell. How many bad things can i do from now till the time i die to asure that i will go? According to most religious fanatics, only a couple:) Good luck!!

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Is your Christmas Tree up yet? Not until after Thanksgiving:)

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What's something you WILL NOT eat, without butter? Corn on the cob:)

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Do you like cheese on spaghetti? I love it! The more the better:)

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Are you your own best or worst friend? Depends on the day:)

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What are you too lazy to do? Finish getting ready for winter:)

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Wheres your home state? South dakota:)

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What is your signature meal or dish everyone loves? Patty melts:)

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What is something you might put garlic on? An anti vampire outfit:)

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What can I do to stop my period without using birth control? Take testosterone injections:)

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Has your writing skills improved since you joined AB? Maybe a little, but I know my typing skills are better. Still not good, but better:)

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Have you ever had a fever over 102 degrees? Once or twice, its horrible:P

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What is an example of something that really makes you tired? Driving!!

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What do people mean by they dont take care of themselves? (physically) They let themselves get fat:)

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Its Mountain Momma's birthday, lets all wish her the very best for her special day Happy birthday MM, I hope you have a great day!!:)

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My late husband's Mom passed away yesterday. I caught wind of it today. I have not talked with his family since we had a bad falling out 2 years ago. This is my two son's Grandma. Should I take them to the funeral or let it go? I am so confused!!! I think you should do what makes you comfortable friend. If your children are young, than maybe they wont know the difference. I hate to say it that way, but if you feel that it would do your children well to see their extended family, and experience a passing of a loved one, than go to the service. I wish you the best of luck my friend:)

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ABers, do you think that people who down rate are on some sort of power trip because they have no real power in their own pathetic lives or because they think by Punishing your Opinion and score they will somehow make the world a better place? Hero/loser Agreed pandora, I got your back!!:)

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Who likes this shania twain? No!! She sucks lol:)

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Do people really want to know the breed of your pet? Why ask? or what is the real thought? Your dog is weird? I have too many pets to worry about that:)

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Do you take advantage of every chance you get to make love, or do you sometimes decline the chance? Ive been married for 11 years. I take advantage of every opportunity I get:)

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How can i loose weight? dont eat too much, and excersise!!:)

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I'm going to the store. What should I get you? Bacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

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Have you ever worn lingerie while on AB?=D No, unless you consider boxer briefs lingerie:)

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Would you fart in public if you really had to? Yes:)

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How do i get the orange lights to go off next to comments and answers Check out your new comments and answer messages:)

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How big is your boob? What is your bra size? do you have boob hair? Really, really small:)

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Can someone tell me what would be a good paintball gun buy for under $400.00 Try ebay:)

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What can be done with a child that wont stop SCREAMING? (im loosen my mind) Walk away, it doesnt hurt a child to cry.

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Is anyone home? Yes I am:)

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Your favorite dessert that does not include chocolate? Apple pie with vanilla ice cream:)

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What's the name of the Moon's first golf driving range? 1200 yard drive:)

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Are you going to have to tell santa you were bad this year? He already knows who is naughty and who is nice, I dont want to insult his intelligence:)

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What is better music or wii Id say music, I have a wii, but I dont play it at all:)

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Name one Dance from the 70's and one Dance from the 80's Good Luck! The hand jive from the 70s (maybe), and walk like an egyption from the 80s.

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I cut myself from the middle of 6th grade to the end of 8th grade. i have only slipped up a couple times since then and my slip ups werent even that bad. but for some reason i cant forgive myself. any advice? How old are you now?

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Is it true that if you have really curly hair, and then shave it, your hair will grow back stright? and vise-versa? I dont think so, I have naturally curly hair, and I have shaved it many times. Its still curly:) Thanks funny girl:)

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Do you believe in fourtune tellers? If yeah why? No, I think they are all a bunch of trained fakes:) Hello pandora:)

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Brussels Sprouts! Love them? or Hate them? They taste like metal, hate them!!

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Do you still have "old media" (plastic/vinyl records, 8-tracks, cassettes, VHS tapes, etc.)? How many of each? Do you still use them? I wanted to thank you for the tutorial on posting links and that kind of thing. It has helped me quite a bit, not only on AB, but on other stuff too:) By the way, we dont have much for out dated media. We are real americans when it comes to throwing everything away lol:) Have a great weekend big daddy:)

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What item or thing do you own the most of? (mine is belts ) Vidoo games (ps3). I cant get enough:)

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Are you worried that you won't have enough money for christmas? I am going to take it easy on christmas this year too mellow. What do you do? You have to budget for everything nowadays!!!

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If you had your own personal car alarm what would it say to you or others? Step away from my sweet ass ride:) If I had one:)

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Hey i have a friend who has a girlfriend who is very sexual. he wants to know if he should dump her Tell him to dump her so you can get the goods lol!!

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Why am i loosing weight. I weight lift and drink muscle milk but nothing fat burning. i eat like a pig too. Is it the muscle milk? You are probably gaining muscle. Which burns fat, and makes you lose weight. Dont worry about it, you are getting ripped:)

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Is it possible to buy tape cassests of modern bands? You have to have a mullet to get those :)

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Have you ever been love drunk? My wife can twist me into an emotional pretzel if she wants to. Not proud of that, but it is how it is:) Thanks;^)

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Do you think Lady Gaga is attractive? I dont know for sure, I am extremely old now and I am not sure who lady Gaga is.:)

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Is instinct a good thing or a bad thing? We should use more of it:)

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Keithold made it to Illuminati, would everyone join me in a fantastic Aussie style celebration? WELL DONE KEITH. You made it man!! I hope you dont stop asking questions, I tried to help you out as much as I could, plus I like your questions, you cover all your bases. Good luck Keithold:)

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Would words ever force you to initiate physical violence? Or would he have to make the initial connact? If someone called my wife a whore, or asked one of my children to suck their dick, I could be forced into violence with words. Otherwise no, I like peace:)

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So, what is/was for dinner tonight? gyros and soup, its greek night at our house:)

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What are the advantages of tubeless tires over tubed tires Whatsup jasmine? I have noticed that you ask alot of questions about tires. Are you having problems??

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If you were to release an album of music what would you name it? The worst music ever:)

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Fill in the blank: Enjoy your ___________. Weekend!

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I can't get no _ _ _ _ _ _ _? Grammar:)

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Thinking back to when you were a child, which did you enjoy more? Indoors or outdoors? Outdoors for sure:)

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What is the age difference between YOU & your FIRST BORN Child? I am 33, she is 12. 21 years:)

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Is grand theft auto real No, but gta 4 looks like it:)

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What is one piece of music that needs to be blasted at loud volumes to be enjoyed properly? Bring me to life, by evenesence!!

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Who will win in a fist fight, the American girl or the Canadian girl? Probably the canadian girl, we americans are too lazy to fight anyone:)

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Have you ever seen a crazy person? Yup, there is a guy here that walkes around town talking to himself, and every once in awhile he will start flailing his arms around like a bird is attacking him or something:)

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What does AB think of the discovery of water on the moon? how will it effect our future? Someone will probably start selling that moon water for 100 dollars a bottle or something:)

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One child has brown hair, 2nd has black hair and 3rd child has red hair, all 3 have same parents. how does that happen? Usually lighter hair colors are recessive traits, sometimes the parents can have darker hair colors, but still carry genes for the lighter colors(browns and reds) If the child gets both recessive genes from both parents they could inherit the other hair color:)

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Are you happy with your body? For the most part, could do without the freckles though:)

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Do you always wear the same perfume/cologne? Yes, ive been wearing stetson since I was 15 years old:)

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Will you buy anyone books for Christmas Gifts this year? Only the people I dont like:)

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Can vegetables be served as appetisers? Not at my party:)

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If a five year old has______ holes in their teeth they should be taken into fostercare? Drill!!

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Which fish does not have brain? The kind that come in sticks:)

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Why dosent my boomerang come back? Because you threw it in the lake man:)

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Can you name any beer? Root beer:)

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Guys! Now be honest! What movie always brings a tear to your eye? ( Mine's. Saving Private Ryan) I have had television shows take me off guard like that, but I usually watch comedy, or action movies. So that doesnt really happen :)

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What is 1 thing in this world you HATE most? why? Morons!!:)

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At what age do you call a baby a toddler? (i always thought when they start walking) Ive had the same idea you did. When they walk:)

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Is it true if you cross your eyes too much they could get stuck that way? Not unless someone smacks you in the forehead while they are crossed:)

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What's the best; 'Fire Fox' or 'Internet Explorer.'? Can you please be specific. Thanks. I dont know for sure, but I have heard that alot of people are switching to firefox. Good luck BK:)

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Is AB suffering from PMS lately....there has been alot of crazy antics lately? I think so, ive noticed the same thing:)

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Did i do that? Yup, I saw you!!:)

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What is love? Being willing to accept someones faults regardless of what they are.

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I have always hated the fact that I spent TOO MUCH MONEY ON CLOTHES! If you could have ALL YOUR MONEY BACK for something you spent it on because you realize NOW it was a poor decision. . . . . . . .what would it be that you spent it on? We bought a laptop a while ago. We never use it, we already have 2 other laptops, so the kids just mess around on it:) Good morning millenium!!

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Goodbye and thanks to all that keep making a difference? Have a good weekend man. I hope you reconsider, I like your questions!! Take care:)

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Besides the main course turkey or ham what is your favorite dish in your thanksgiving dinner? We have spinach dip, and shepards bread. That is some awesome stuff right there. Here we are on another friday night, on AB. How sad is that ??:)

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Name only 1 occupation/career that requires people to wear a face mask (covering your nose and mouth). only 1 please..so others could get chance to answer too. thanks I wear a welding hood all day long. Every day, thanks lele:)

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Why am I noticing so much negativity here on AB lately? I am starting to feel inclined to leave this place which has blessed me with so much hapiness and joy in the past. Please answer me! I am a positive person bubblegum, Ill watch your back :)

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Has anyone called you a jerk today? You are the first, but thanks for that:)

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Whats your favorite movie? The hulk!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is your favorite animal? What is your favorite type of pet? Ones that dont live at my house lol!+5

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What is your favorite way to tell someone that you like them using only subtle body language? Smiling:)

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Who wants a free hug? I'm giving them out! Hook me up +5 :)

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Do you have any cheese in your house? What kind? Cheddar, Mozzerella, sliced, shredded, all kinds:)

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Why did i dream that i got beat in front of my two kids by my husband and i was only 23 because dreams are f-d up sometimes:)

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Where you live, what animals are cooked for human consumption? Cows, chickens, and pigs:)

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What is your opinion on cleavage? It is a gift from god :)

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What are your secret goals? Stuff that you want to do and don't make known to friends or family? My secret goal is to make my wife do everything while I sit on my ass! But it isnt working out so well;^)

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Why do pillows develop yellow stains? Your drool:)

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. d(^.^)b ...Do you like my new headphones? Thats funny, ive never seen that one before:)

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GUYS: How do you get a guy to like you? Make him feel good about himself. Guys like that:)

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Do you feed critters your stale useless food I feed my dogs scraps all the time:)

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What are some things that would be totally useless when trying to trap a bear? a pencil sharpener, a fred flinstone lunchbox, your drivers license, a pac man video game, and a refrigerator magnet:)

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If you knew that you would have 5 lifetimes on earth, what would you do in the first one? Work really hard and make a bunch of money, so the other 4 lifetimes I could live off of the interest:)

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Turducken: Great or grotesque? Ive never had it. But I think they should stick a cornish game hen in there, and than an egg!!:)

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Are dumb people happier than the rest? Yes I am extremely happy, thanks for asking:)

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When is the last time you took a long walk and just thought about things to clear your mind? Its been a while but thats a good idea. I might do that later:)

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When is yelling not a good thing? When you are yelling obscene things in church:)

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Why not? who said so! Because my mom told me it is dangerous!!:)

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Make a ___________________? Number two!!:)

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Which celebrity would look best with the Kate Gosselin hairdo? Hulk Hogan!!:)

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Have you ever ate a hush puppy? They are great with ranch dressing:)

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Do people actually make money putting stuff on 'You Tube.' If so, how does the system work? I dont see how they could, unless its an advertising thing like anonymous said:)

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Do you feel like ___________ with me? Doing some experimental chemistry:)

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How much longer before this year is over? A month and a half.:)

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Where do i come up with these ridiculas questions? Probably the same place I get my wonderful answers;^)

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Im looking for "odd/funny" brand names such as "FucoSlim" can you give me any examples? At the gas station by my house they sell lollipops called BIG LICK and there is a picture of an older lady smiling. Disturbing:)

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How do you feel about using a handicap stall if you are not handicapped? I like them, they are roomy!!:)

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Would you rather have super strength or super intelligence? YOU CANT HAVE BOTH. What about power of invisibility or power to read minds? Super strength, so I could rip the engine out of a humvee and side arm that sucker half a football field like the hulk!!

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Have you ever eaten "cheeseburger in a can"? No, I dont think I would want to either:)

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How difficult is it to do nothing? Pretty easy, ive been doing it most of the day:)

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When was the last time you watched "The Price is Right"? Its been awhile. I like Drew Carry, but not as a game show hoast:)

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Friday the 13 th is it good or bad so far today? So far so good 4down:)

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Whats the furthest South you have been in the United States? TN. A long time ago..

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What is the American dollar's value today compared to its value in the mid to late 1970's? The buying power of the dollar is substantially lower now due to inflation!!

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On sims 2 castaway, where do you find the hardwood? In the forest, but you need a certain kind of axe first so you can harvest it. sorry I would have better info, but I havent played for a while:)

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How old was the oldest human in the world? I think a woman in france lived to be 128!!

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Why can't the united states fix its financial problem? Because were all stupid:)

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Were you really healthy as a child, or were you the sickly type, or somewhere in between? I was pretty healthy:)

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If we all lived in a candy world, which candy would your house be made of? Junior mints mmmmm!!

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I cut my finger half an hour ago and it is still bleeding! What can I do to make it stop? The cut doesn't hurt and I have no idea how I cut it. HELP: I have 1st tried running water on it then applying pressure to it with a paper towel. Try icing it, it might constrict the small capillaries in your finger and help it stop bleeding. If not super glue always works ;^)

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Does anyone else think this site ROCKS!? I've had nothing but kind welcomes, pleasant comments and met some great people. Compared to say YouTube where people can't wait to belittle you, try to "fight" you and are generally unpleasant. I agree, I have had the same experience with AB:)

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Is anybody attracted to the B.O. smell? I hear some people find it to be attracting. I just wondered if that's true or not. Not me, thats for sure:)

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Do you use deodorant? Yes I did:)

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Do you own a Wii, PS3 and/or Xbox 360, yet do not subscribe to any their online services? I have a ps3 and a wii, and dont use internet on either:)

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I heard the ribs really hurt to get tattooed but how bad does it hurt? I have quite a few tattoos, most didnt bother me too much, but I have one on my chest and that one hurt terribly. I would think that your ribs would be the same way:)

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If a bullfrog had wings would it still hit its butt when it jumped? I dont think so, but it would make a huge mess on your windshield:)

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What did you lose that you never ever found? A Ziggy doll I had when I was 5, we moved from the house and I never found it;)

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Im mad, who can i hit? Gimme your best shot angel:)

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The answer is "grass". What is the question? What do horseys eat:)

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Why do female vaginas stink I think male vaginas stink worse:)

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How mant skeletons are in your closet? None, I display them in our dining room:)

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Can government workers be sexy? Sara Paelin:)

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Do you prefer intelligent questions or really silly ones? I like silly ones, I do this for fun:)

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What is your favorite mini? Example....mini burger, mini shake, mini mall? whinnie!! (small camper):)

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Which is the best romantic comedy: Sleepless in Seattles, Roman Holidays, The Proposal, When Harry Met Sally, Sideways or AN Other? Click, with Adam Sandler.

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Can anyone recomend a good red wine? Merlot is good:)

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Anyone wanna be friends? Sure:)

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What is your ONE favorite forrest gump quote? Shit happens!!

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What is your favorite flavor of lifesaver candy Orange!!:)

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What are you packing? HEAT!!!:)

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What was the last thing to take you totally by surprise? Your profile picture, dude you are stacked!!

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Who is your favorite DJ? terminator x from public enemy!!!

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Since we must all go...how would you wish to? Saving the planet from evil doers:)

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How many type of clothes hangers do you have? 2, small ones for the kids clothes, and large ones for myself and my wifes clothes..

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How would it make you feel when your partner slept with a pacifier? If we just came home from a rave party it would be ok:)

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How many times have you been married? Why do you keep going back to it? Quit while your ahead people, marriage isn't for everyone? Do you agree? Once, but I do agree that its not for everybody. Obviously, look at the divorce rates.

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I need a new___________. Job!!:)

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I looked up at the stars last night and thought about the actor, PATRICK SWAYZE! Now that he's deceased, I wondered how closely he was experiencing his role in "GHOST"! What he might be thinking, experiencing, enjoying! Have YOU thought of him? Are you on acid Millenium??lol:)

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Does your stomach tightens up when something good/bad is about to happen? Yes, and buttcheeks:)

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I'm REALLY interested in _______. What word (s) can you use to complete the thought? boobies!!

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Signs of swine flu? desire to root in the mud, Deficating on the ground, Eating food called slop:) Hope that helps:)

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Your favourite sherbet flavour? Orange

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What time in history would you travel to in a 'Time Machine' and live there for one week? Paleolithic era, and eat me some dinosaur meat!!!:)

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What's the plural form of "octopus"? Octopi!! Ive never seen more than one at a time though. So I never get to use that word:)

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Do you "worship" the sun? Nope, I have an Irish complexion for the most part. Im a burner, and a peeler:)

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Everything seems so DEPRESSING tonight on AB! Does anyone know WHY? I know Its hopeless isnt it?? Why are any of us here? We should all just crawl in a hole or something :)

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Did you have fast food or home cooked meal tonight? Frozen pizza. Which one is that??

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Red Rover, Red Rover send __________ right over! Who? Money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

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This is not for Beavis and Butthead haters....Who wants them brought back????? They rule!!!!! I agree. They rule!!!

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Who used to watch Space Ghost on cartoon network? I loved that show. That was some funny shit!!:)

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Do you think you are hot? Not anymore, Im getting old:)

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Fish _____ OR _____Fish. What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank? fry,fly!!:)

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Whats the most "ninja" thing you've ever done? When I was 16, I was working at a resteraunt and I was moving a rack full of plates. One of the stacks fell off, and I caught the whole stack before it hit the ground, thats some serious reflex stuff right there lol!!

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Do you still buy and read newspapers or just get all your news online/on TV? I still read newspapers. Im old fashioned that way :)

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You're taking me to a restaurant called _______. What is the name of the restaurant? AB burgers and fries, Im cheap as hell:)

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Has anyone spoke to Major Tom today? Is he OK? I havent, I dont think he wants to talk!!

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Is it wrong to eat your pet cat after it dies? Waste not want not isz:)

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"American Ninja" or "American Idiot"? Ninja, Jesus!!

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What's funny and sad at the same time? yhvhash!! Oops did I say that out loud lol:)

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Is "Doggy-style" a form of Kung Fu? Lol, yes you have found the elusive 6th animal kung fu!!

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Rye bread & ________? Patty melt:)

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My fiance said he is not attracted to nude porn women on the internet , but he said they are sexy in a "base" way. What the heck is he meaning? How can a woman be sexy, but not attractive or hot? I dont know what to say about that Pirate. Good question, you stumped me :)

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What is one meal or dessert your mom made that nobody else can make quite like hers? lasagna!!

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Dane Cook, Katt Williams or Jeff Dunham. Who makes you laugh? Dane cook, just because of the wet lizard monster joke!!

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May I braid your hair? Sure, but I hope you have tiny fingers:)

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Any snow yet? Not yet, Knock on wood:)

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What kills your brain cells? staring at AB=^)

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Name something you shake before using? Whipped cream!!

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Will dc current burn out ac hot plate if i connect them Yes, DC has alot lower voltage, but alot higher amperage, amperage is the thing that fries wires. Dont try it!!

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Holy _____>>>>>>> What? Moley!!

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What's the 1st thing that comes to mind when you hear the word 'sticky'? Bun!!!!

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What would you do and think do if you are at your grocery store and notice that in every aisle you are at.... the same person keeps appearing just staring at you and he/she is not even shopping him/herself? Creepy!!!!

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How do i become better at math? Keep solving problems:)

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Lets say they make the perfect clone of yourself, could you ever date yourself? No I dont date people with facial hair:)

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What did you eat for dinner? That sounds good man!! I had tacos..

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Can you name something inedible? cooked spinach!!

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Any good ideas for a senior prank at my school? I heard an idea for a prank one time. What you do is find 3 small pigs, and spraypaint on their sides 1,2,and 4. Turn them loose in the school, they will obviously find the 3 pigs relatively quickly. But they will drive themselves crazy looking for pig number 3 that doesnt exist:) good luck!!!

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Do you tend to use your checks, debit card or cash most? Debit card only. It sucks when you have to buy a paper, 50 cents on the debit card :)

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Do you expect to spend over $1,000 for x-mas this year? We try not to, but we probably will:(

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What is scarier, an enraged Godzilla or a sexually aroused Hilary Clinton? Sexually aroused Godzilla!!!! I know that wasnt one of my choices:)

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Do you like facebook? Have you used it yet? Yes big butt, I do:)

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Are all sins equal to god? They are supposed to be:)

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Where Is Rhode Island located? Northeastern north america..

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Have you ever been drunk at work? (2009-11-09) one time, I was really young!!:)

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Do people tend to drive more slowly as they get older? Yes, I think so!!

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Why was embalming important to Ancient Egypt? They beleived that you would use your body in the afterlife, they would also but a coin under your tongue so you can pay the gatekeeper, I think!!

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What is the single best exercise you can do? Running:)

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Should'nt a bathroom attendant attempt to paint your toenails while your still in the stall? and what would you tip him/her? I wouldnt, I dont want my toenails painted:) That would be a crappy job lol:)

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Why does my older cat hiss and attack my younger cat after he arrives home from the Vet? Maybe he thought he was finally rid of her:)

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MEN: Since women OUTNUMBER you . . . . 7-1. . . . . why do you "fret" so much over one who appears uninterested? The thrill of the hunt!!!

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Why do some people cry after they do something wrong? Guilt??

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Your hands are covered in blood and a dead person is lying at your feet. What do you have to say for yourself? Oops, my bad!!:)

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The worlds oldest known city Atlantis!!

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Chicken___________?What's the first thing you think of? Shit!!!:)

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Do any questions make you think to yourself if i see one more question about ________ i'm gonna scream? Car repair and maintenance. Ive answered dozens of them, and they never leave a thank you, or points, or anything!!

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Would any hair product with olive oil/avocado help damaged hair? I was going to say, not potato chips. But thats not a hair product, shows how well Im paying attention:)

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Finish this: I wanna be __________. A rockstar!!

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Do you remember the last time you wrote something in cursive hand writing? Not just your signature. I hardly write checks anymore, but when I do I write the amount in cursive..

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Take your age & divide by 2 what are you allowed to do at your now present age? Get a drivers license:) Yay!!

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Have you ever answered and idiotic question with a sarcastic answer? I wouldnt do that, I only answer REALLY IMPORTANT questions:)

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If you are genuinely psychic, what is the name of my Spirit guide who is a Monk? Leslie!!

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My whole life it has been left up to the female of the house to clean the toilet!!! Why do females have to clean the toilet when we are NOT the ones that SPLATTER pee all over the place? I'm officially DONE cleaning the toilet in my house! If thats the case, than Im getting ripped off because I am always the one to clean the toilet!!:)

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Who was the last person you knew that died? (in advance, I am sorry for your loss" My stepfather.

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Cushion or Hard Toilet Seat? I would say cushion, but I know what would happen. It would get a crack in it, and than my 4 year old son would pee on it, and I would sit down and the contents would squish out on my leg!! Ill stick with Hard seat:)

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What do you think is your most overused word everyday? Hello:)

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Do men ever get their navel (aka belly button) pierced? I dont think so:)

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How many times should I have to call my husband to dinner before the kids and I start without him? If you made some good stuff than once:)

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Have you ever had to wee wee (or the other) in front of strangers in public, as an adult? Unfortunately at work!!

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Is Taylor Swift funny? If by funny, you mean hot than yes +4:)

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I'm scheduled to be induced at 8:30 tomorrow morning. I am very nervous because I have heard being induced is sometimes more painful and it carries more risks. Anyone care to wish me luck? =^) I wish you the best Christina, you are right inducing is a hard way to have a baby. The contractions come hard and fast, they are pumping pitocin into your bloodstream which is an artificial birth hormone. Just get through it kiddo, its all you can do:) I hope the baby falls out fast for your sake. I wish you the best of luck hon:) Let me know how it goes. later bud:)

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You busted your 11 year old son smoking cigarettes. What would you do? Take them away!! They are experimenting but not on my watch:)!

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Do you have a nickname, that people call you? Mikey j:)

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What contraceptive do you use and why do you prefer this kind? I got myself fixed. I prefer that because there is nothing else to do, im done:)

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Do you feel that it's rude to attend the reception without attending the wedding? No way, the reception is the fun part:)

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Who will be the next celebrity to die and how? Robin Williams, and he will be killed by a bat, swung by me lol:)

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If Miley Cyrus doesn't like pop music, why does she perform it? I hate welding, but I do it for the money:) Probably the same thing:)

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What is the longest amount of time you've sneezed non stop? 5 or 6 in a row.... ick:)

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What is the best over the counter diet pill I have heard hydroxycut is pretty good!!

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On Sims 3, what do I do to keep the new flooring I install from going on my roof? I just got the game a couple of days ago, and it is driving me insane!!! Stop putting your flooring on your roof :)

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Do you know anyone that has a pet that does'nt take care of it and you believe that they sould'nt have it? My wife and I rescued a dog recently. It is a labrador retriever, 8 months old and weighed 15 pounds, she was a skeleton and when we gave her a bath, the water that came off of her was straight brown. She gained 10 pounds the first week and all we did was feed her. Those people shouldnt have animals!!thanks Mellow btw you look comfortable in your new avatar picture lol:)

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How many times per week is best to wash your hair? If you wash it too much does it become more difficult to style? I have heard once a week is best, shampoo strips away your natural oils and makes your hair unhealthy. But I wash mine everyday because I wouldnt be able to stand that:)

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Has any1 ever had a nightmare where your lying in bed or wherever you've fallen asleep and suddenly feel pressure coming over your body then you cnt move, speak or even breath and then wake up feeling like watever it waz finally let you go? When you are in deep sleep your brain is using the subconscious part of your brain, you are effectively paralyzed while in this state(you cant control your body movements) thats why you feel like that.

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Is it cold where you are today? Is it damp? For once no!

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Who would like to join Major Tom on a thread? I would +4 baby blue=^)

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What's a good song to play during a nice, romantic evening? You look wonderful tonight by Eric Clapton.

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Is it true that 68% of all statistics are made up right on the spot? Yes, and five fourths of people cant to fractions:)

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Describe your hair in one word. uncool:(

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Every living thing contrbutites to the world some how but not us we destroy why? Because all other living things adapt to their environment, we adapt our environment to suit ourselves.

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What would it take for a person to blow up? Maybe an eighth of a stick of dynomite!!

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How offten do you clean your microwave? Not often enough, It gets kind of nasty sometimes:)

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What is something silly that is said to be a good luck charm? A sexyrabbits foot lol:)

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With all the yule tide logs burnings in the fireplaces, firewood smell from the chimneys burning , and dried leaves rustling beneath your feet as you walk. . . . . . . . .is the "holiday spirit" getting a little more palpable now to you? I think Harvest time reminds me of holiday time too. But nobody uses the word palpable lol =^)

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Do you ever hear anyone say "what else could go right instead of what else could go wrong"? Ive never heard anyone say that=^)

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20th anniversary of "The Simpsons". Any thoughts? I love that show, but I always forget to watch it:)

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Have you ever been in court? Yes, I sat on a jury for a month this spring, it was kind of fun:)

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Personally (not BMI) do you think 230lbs is fat for a 6ft tall man? My girlfriend says it's not, it's just comfortable, but i'm not so sure. What do you think? It kind of depends on how your built, I dont have enough muscle mass to carry 230. But maybe you do. If your girl is fine with it I wouldnt worry:)

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You're at the Ball Game, What are you going to Get to Eat? Im going to eat before I go, because I dont have 50 dollars for lunch:)

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Who made us? My parents made me!!

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I seem to have a sick betta fish he is not very active in his tank, he just hangs around the bottom of his tank.the tank was cloudy so we changed the water ,rocks,hidout,and plants then condictioned the water and it is still cloudy You can buy drops for cloudy water, and beta fish just are not active fish. They always hang out at the bottom of the tank. He should be fine:)

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Could you lift 1 ton of metal If I had an extremely long lever:)

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You know you're living in the year 3000 when? Your car finally floats, im waiting for that one.:)

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Have you ever won anything at a carnival/county fair/amusement park? Yes, but when you factor in how much I had to spend to win it, I probably paid for it 3 times:)

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What are some neat things you can think of to do with Rubidium Fluoride? splash it in someones eyes;)

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What is the best product to clean out a mop? Bleach.

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Is tity fu*k possible with real boobs? Yes.

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How big of an apartment is suitable for a dachshund to live in? It'll just be me and the little guy. You wouldnt need much, If you have 600 sq ft that should be plenty.

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What shouldn't you say to a guy watching his favourite football team? Were out of beer, would you like a diet iced tea instead??

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How can you tell if your teacher is an alien? If you give them an apple and they shove it in theyre belly button mouth!!

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Which continent is in the "down-under" of your country? South America.

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What is your favorite hard candy? grape tootsie pops.

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What was the last button you pushed and what color button was it? It was the left click on the mouse, and its silver. Well I guess now the last button would be the period button:) nope the right parenthises oh nevermind:)

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Jack Black: Hot or not? I dont know about hot. But hes funnier than shit:)

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Did you ever have braces on your teeth? If so, what colour were they? I never had, but I had a girlfriend in high school who had braces with weird colored rubber bands on them. It looked kinda funny:)

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What is the name of your local Newspaper? Aberdeen american news.

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Recently I've seen a FLURRY of DVDs for sale that have 2-4 DIFFERENT movies in them; as opposed to just one disc! It's making me NERVOUS as to what the INDUSTRY is up to! Are NEWER, BETTER, more DURABLE DVDs coming out to replace the CURRENT ones? They are probably trying to change everything to blue ray!! I hope you have a blue ray player:)

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Have I told you lately that I love you? No steve but thanks:)

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If you could be any car, what car would you be? Lamborghini!!!!

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What's do recall the last candy leftover being, when the trick-r-treat bag is almost empty? smartees and dum dums.

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What do you call your three meals of the day? Breakfast, lunch, and Supper.

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How do you eat your oreo's ? (Twist the two sides apart, and eat the middle first, etc.) Im a 2 at a time dunker!!

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If you knew. . . . .BEFORE YOU BOARDED a commercial aircraft. . . . . . .that the PILOT was a FEMALE (and a diminutive one, at that). . . . . . .would you STILL "board"? And if you DID. . . . . .would you feel "nervous"? I wouldnt care if the pilot was female, as long as she wasnt one of those little old ladys that cant see over the yoke:)

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The people on your friendslist, did you envite most of them or did they mostly invite you? Im about 50/50.

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What's the best vehicle you've seen in movies? The batmobile:)

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When is the last time you took a bus and where were you going? 9th grade, I was going to school.

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How did you lose weight? I changed jobs, at my new job I have alot of physical activity, and no time to snack. I lost about 20 pounds.:)

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What is called when you sing and your voice goes up and down at the end? And can u learn how to do it better or are u just born with that talent? Its called vibrato, you can do it with instruments or with your voice. You can practice it, you dont have to be born that way.

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Some people seem to be far more energized and lively when they are complaining about something than when they are sharing their joys. Have you noticed that? Why would they be "happier" when upset? I think people like to complain. It makes them feel that they are smarter, or better than the person or thing that they are complaining about.

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Finish this sentence, please. How can I ___________when all I do is ______________. sleep,cough.:)

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Why does the appearance of one's CLOTHES have such a TREMENDOUS INFLUENCE over people's perceptions of us when the TRUE PERSON lies within? Appearance is a big deal to humans, I saw a show on discovery one time, they were able to determine that babies react better to attractive faces rather than ugly ones. Judging each other is born into us, some of us fight that instinct, unfortunately alot of people dont!

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So I've reached level 10 after nearly 2 and a half months, and it got me thinking, how long did it take you to reach level 10? maybe a week.:)

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Can you hear birds right now? Yes we have ducks and I just heard them a minute ago.

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If you were to achieve FAME, would you prefer to do it through being a HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITY, great HUMANITARIAN, or one who had (and could PROVE) a RELIGIOUS ENCOUNTER? Hollywood celeb, Gangsta rapper:)

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I don't want attention at all. I just want my husband's health and mine to improve for our little boy. I hope you understand that I must go for now. Not forever, just now. Major Tom I love you and please take care! There is your last 4 points, good luck and take care!!

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I hate my___________________? sharts:)

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What is the first word you think of starting with the letter L? Lamborghini!!

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There were 19 Ab'ers lastnight according to my question who did not go out are any of you staying with us tonight? of course Safarii, Im still here. I hope you have a great weekend kiddo:)

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Where has my mojo gone? I dont have any either!! Mojo heaven??

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One cylinder compression erratic! What might this mean? Valves might be shot!! good luck!!

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Can someone explain why when i start my car it puts. Could it be my sparkplugs are not in right? If it putts for awhile right at startup, it is probably flooding itself with fuel just a bit. Maybe adjust your fuel/air mix.. good luck!!

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What do you think is the toughest movie to act out in charades? The matrix, because I cant bend over backwards that far:)

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Hot Chocolate: With or without Marshmallows? With please:)

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What's your favorite Video Game? I like the grand theft auto series for the playstation3. Not very family friendly though:)

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What are some good family PC games that you can buy that does not require using the internet? My wife just bought sims 3, its kind of expensive, $50 at wal-mart, but it looks like fun:)

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How can one stop a mild case of nervous stuttering? Breathe a little bit:)

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How often do your questions not get answerd? quite often:) Its ok:)

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What's your advice for someone about to get married? take the good with the bad, there will be plenty of bad. if you want to do it, its part of the process. congradulations Mellow girl!!! And good luck:)

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If you had been born 500 years ago, what might you have chosen for a profession? blacksmith:)

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How tall is a dwarf A d&d dwarf is about 4 ft tall:) I am not a complete dork lol:)

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It is pretty bad when who lies to you? Rabbit lol:)

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What is the safest city in the United States? I would say bath south dakota:)

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Do you like eating mushrooms? Yes, the groovy kind:)

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Hey... did you do that? Damn right!! I tamed the dragon:)

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Whats your favorite little debbie snack? swiss cake rolls, cant beat them!!

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What shouldn't you do in a hotel? call the front desk, and ask them to schedule another hotel stay with a different chain:)

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Do you shower in silence or just have to talk to yourself & sing? I shower in silence. I get up so early, 4:30 am I dont have energy for singing or talking:) thanks bud!!

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Who comes to mind - when you think of a powerful person? Donald Trump!!

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Has anyone been drinking besides me, and having fun talking to fellow AB'ers while at it? why not? Its friday, get your drink on:)

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When you listen to heavy music do you get whipped into a frenzy? Sometimes, it is funner that shit!!!+4

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I drove by your house tonight and you weren't in, where were you? I was driving by your house!! where were you??:)

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Most of our Ab'ers are out on friday night. Whos left? Im a loser Safarii. Im home on a friday night!!!

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Most of our Ab'ers are out on friday night. Whos left? Im a loser Safarii. Im home on a friday night!!!

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Fill in the blank: Oh my god! They ___________! Sank my battleship!!!

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Once upon a time, there were a King and Queen who lived in a palace. One day, the King discovered________? Finish this thought. Electricity, and became famous:)

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What did your dog do today? Im glad you asked. He got his testicles removed :)

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How far do you think you are up the food chain? I think Im above a cow, but below a panther:)

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How can you see into my eyes, like open doors? Leading you down into my core, oh ive become so numb!!

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Would you enjoy living in an Amish Paradise? I would probably think it bites living in an amish paradise:) I love that song:)

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My order is $5.82. How much money have you got on you? I use a bank card for everything, maybe a nickel??

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Are there genetic traits that you didn't inherit from your parents and wished you had? My dad has a really neat sounding bass/baritone sounding voice, and the ability to tan easilly. I didnt get either of those:(

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Can I borrow your phone? If you are calling people who are alltell sure, they are free:)

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Soooooooo.......... What should I wear? From top to bottom. a Helmut with a spike on top, A crossing guard vest, sponge bob pajama bottoms, and golf cleats. Hope that helps:)

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What if economists are wrong? What if trees are made of wood!! economists are always wrong:) just giving you a hard time:)

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Rock, pop or pop rock? Pop rocks are good, just dont stick them up your nose, it hurts:)

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Wheres my liquid paper? It is next to your liquid nails:)

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Does it bother you when someone practically begs to have their question answered.(please, it is really important, blah,blah) Or does it make you take their question more seriously? Unless they are on my friends list, I usually dont answer serious questions, just the goofy ones. But I know what you mean, I dont put any weight in begging, it wont make me answer, or not answer anything. so Christina please please send me a comment about my answer it is extremely important!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

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I always keep my ___________ under the covers. What may that be? Waist, since the kids were born:)

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Have you eaten pizza in the last 30 days? Yes, you could probably ask that same question anytime and I would have to say yes:)

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How far can a sneeze spread in a few seconds? I think quite a ways, Ive seen people sneeze and it looks like they fired up a fogging machine or something:)

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Yay! I'm finally a sage! Anyone wanna celebrate? :] Congratulations ard! Thats alot of answers:)

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Do you like pizza? No I do not, not like pizza:)

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How do you keep the father or mother dwarf hamsters from eating the newborn babies? Im not sure but I think its the male that eats the young, maybe try separating them?? good luck:)

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When was the last time you smiled at a stranger? This morning at the gas station when I was getting a pop:)

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If you signed a contract with the devil, do you think you could beat him in a fiddle contest or are you just out of luck :)? I would be screwed, I cant play fiddle for nothin!!

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Could you be the one I'm dreaming of? Maybe if you like robots:)

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Who is richer bill gates or donald trump Bill Gates could buy 10 Donald Trumps:)

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How do you get rid of a hickey fast? I dont know why this works but alternate scraping it with a spoon, and ice. Ive seen it work before, its quick!!

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "grillz"? crunked out gangstas:)

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Do you have a roll of duct tape I can borrow? sure, I would ask why, but Im afraid to:)

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Have you ever built anything? Yes, Im a welder and I build commercial grade air moving equipment. It sucks:)

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What do you like to eat, knowing it's not good for you? Bacon, Sausage, and eggs!!

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Assuming the growth of hair on your face was evolution's way of keeping it warm, why did this process not evolve in women? Maybe because women mainly stayed at camp and didnt go out hunting in the cold?? Guessing:)

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Jesus was a carpenter. What do you think he charged for shelves? Whatever it was they would be worth a hell of alot more now, that would be one set of shelves that I would take to the antiques roadshow:)

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What are some things that men can do that women can not? Develop prostate issues:)

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AB user, Major Tom, lost his wife Megan to an accident involving a bus, just 8 hours ago. Would you join me in expressing our condolences to him on the loss of his life partner just when he was planning his retirement with her in 2 years time? Im so sorry Tom, if you need anything let myself or BB know. take care friend..

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How much time during the day do you get to really relax? When? When I go outside to smoke, probably an hour a day:)

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What is your favorite "loaded" question? When my wife asks me where I want to go for dinner. Because I know whatever I say, she wont want to go there:)

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DOES OUR QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS HERE ON ANSWERBAG EVER GET ERASED?? OR DOES IT STAY HERE FOREVER? Ive seen some pretty old questions on AB. I think they stay on forever..

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What position should the horse's head be when jumping? I think it should be extended forward.

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When was the unemployment rate in the United States last over ten per cent? I think in the early 80s, dont know for sure:)

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Who is a twilight saga freak like me :D? My daughter is!!:) She is 12:)

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Do someone earn income in answerbag? or is it just bag full of answers I do it for free:)

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Should AC/DC release a "Best Of" album, and, if so, what songs should be on it? I think they should release the album. And they should put someone elses music on it (I hate ac/dc):)

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Have you ever done a handyman job then discovered you made a mistake and had to take a lot or all of it down to correct the error? All the time, and it usually involves running back to the hardware store about a hundred times too:

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Its better to be pissed off than? Smoked in the groin:)

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Which of Snow White's 7 dwarfs describes you best and why? (Doc, Happy, Bashful, Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey) Sleepy:)

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How do you stay awake at a long business meeting? Take plenty of bathroom breaks:)

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What if your skin had pockets, what would you carry in them? Nothing edible:)

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Whats a good hobby for someone to do at night in a small town? Learn how to use martial arts weapons:)

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Are you a fan of Tenacious D? I like Jack Black, he is hillarious!!

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What is the biggest promise you made to someone and didn't keep it? I promised my kids that I would build them a tree house. That was years ago, I just never got around to it, I feel guilty though:(

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ABers with jobs - what are your normal working hours? I usually work 6 AM to 2 PM. I work 6 am to 4:30 pm. Monday through thursday. So if you see any strange comments on AB thursday nights, Im probably drinking beer. Its my Friday lol!!

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What is the most defining feature of your face? I have long Eyelashes:) like a girl:(

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"Heart of an angel! Mind like a_________!" Sailor on leave:)

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Tom (not Major Tom) is now a sage. Who would like to join me at a guitar party in his honour? congrats tom:)

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Can you come back and reclaim your previously closed account? I think you can joe. But dont count on my opinion, I am still pretty new on AB. Have a great evening:)

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What if anything do you remember about 1975? I was born in 76, so nothing:)

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Do you remember a song with the lyrics "Aw, mickey you're so fine, you're so fine it blows my mind. Hey mickey!"? I remember that song differently, Hey Mikey J lol:)

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Obama or Hitler. Who is the greater deceiver Hitler was seriously fd up, so I would choose that guy:)

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Who would win in a fight Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris? Bruce li would whoop the crap out of norris, hands down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Got any good Jokes? What is the difference between your dad and a bunkbed?? A bunkbed can support 2 kids!!lol(no reflection on your dad since I dont know him)lol!!

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What rights, if any, should Internet users have? Normal freedom of speech rights!! Good luck on the hondo again keithold lol:) I gotcha back

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Does anyone believe in ghosts? No, but +5 for the question beagles, just for having beagles :)

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What is the difinition of the word "the"? Ha ha no idea:)

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If you had the choice to change jobs to whatever profession you wanted for just one week, what would that job be? beer and video game tester:)

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Your offered $1,000 to go out on a blind date. Your told there is only one thing wrong with this date. What pops into your head? You have to go to quizznos:)

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Who is your favorite PoP/Hip Hop singer? Fity cent:)Good question beagle, do you own a beagle? I do :)