Answerbag: Jacques's answers

Answer to I accidentally wore a T-shirt that said "Don't freak! I'm a Sikh!" on 9/11. Do you see the funny side or find it offensive?

Wed, 22 Sep 2010 06:55:00 -0700

I accidentally wore a T-shirt that said "Don't freak! I'm a Sikh!" on 9/11. Do you see the funny side or find it offensive?

No, for I am a fan of Shilpa Shetty.

Answer to Why is FarmVille more popular than Twitter?

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 11:28:09 -0700

Why is FarmVille more popular than Twitter?

Need a pair of wellington boots to take photos for twitter, better laziness coefficient for FV.

Answer to Does it make me a horrible person to be thinking of ways to spend a parent's money while they're still alive and not even sick?

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:28:11 -0700

Does it make me a horrible person to be thinking of ways to spend a parent's money while they're still alive and not even sick?

Yes, so you should look at committing a mild case of life insurance fraud to lift your mood.

Answer to Chicks and gays, who's hotter, Luke Skywalker or Anakin Skywalker?

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:26:30 -0700

Chicks and gays, who's hotter, Luke Skywalker or Anakin Skywalker?

My mate looks like Luke Skywalker, and he can hold his own in a fight with a ferret. Does that count?

Answer to If we humans could rid of greed, would Communism be the best form of government?

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 09:27:33 -0700

If we humans could rid of greed, would Communism be the best form of government?

Not if it means waking up with a killer potato vodka hangover and hunger for a full fried breakfast with a side salad precariously planted on top on a daily basis until ramadan.

Answer to My boyfriend mocked me after sex its the first time he has done this and thinking about it he points out my faults this makes me insecure !

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 17:12:59 -0700

My boyfriend mocked me after sex its the first time he has done this and thinking about it he points out my faults this makes me insecure !

bin him

Answer to Have you ever miss-represented your sexual preference or desires?

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 17:10:35 -0700

Have you ever miss-represented your sexual preference or desires?

No although people in general enjoying speculating on that of others.

Answer to "White people" R fuck up race,fake, jealous of every other race whatevr other race have yah want it. Why?

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 17:03:41 -0700

"White people" R fuck up race,fake, jealous of every other race whatevr other race have yah want it. Why?

Girl are you serious.

Answer to What does it mean if all you want to do in life is not work, still get paid be alone most of the time and watch tv and go hiking in private?

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 16:56:41 -0700

What does it mean if all you want to do in life is not work, still get paid be alone most of the time and watch tv and go hiking in private?

Maybe your stalkee has an agenda of which you have not been informed for reasons of national security or worse still.

Answer to If Lady Gaga told you she wanted sex, would you tell her you did too, but saw no reason to drag her into it?

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 16:51:41 -0700

If Lady Gaga told you she wanted sex, would you tell her you did too, but saw no reason to drag her into it?

Not 'alf. I'd go all Sooty and Sweep on her ass.

Answer to Would any straight guys here be a sex servant for a rich gay man for 6 months for five million dollars?

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 14:55:07 -0700

Would any straight guys here be a sex servant for a rich gay man for 6 months for five million dollars?

Paid upfront into an offshore account you can take whatever you want mate but count me out except for the finders fee.

Answer to Identify and describe at least 5 qualities that your ideal partner or mate would possess.

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 17:24:47 -0700

Identify and describe at least 5 qualities that your ideal partner or mate would possess.

Mos Definately: - Slender - 28-35 - Good knowledge of flower arranging - Hispanic or N.African - Who cares

Answer to Best Linux Distro For My Specifications?

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 16:32:59 -0700

Best Linux Distro For My Specifications?

DSL.

Answer to How many of you have a facebook account and do you use it alot?

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 16:31:51 -0700

How many of you have a facebook account and do you use it alot?

I don't have one I'm happy here.

Answer to I'm a 14 yr old girl looking for a short scene to perform in class with my friend. Could you recommend a site with free scripts online?

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 16:29:54 -0700

I'm a 14 yr old girl looking for a short scene to perform in class with my friend. Could you recommend a site with free scripts online?

May I suggest you do a Google search yourself as this place is a bit wild.

Answer to What is a "blipvert?"

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 16:28:11 -0700

What is a "blipvert?"

a damaged pixel on your monitor what went luminous.

Answer to Looking for a movie. In the end the main dude goes to a farm where tha bad guy is with his family. Then later a trailer falls from a bridge

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 16:26:22 -0700

Looking for a movie. In the end the main dude goes to a farm where tha bad guy is with his family. Then later a trailer falls from a bridge

Must be a trashy kind of movie, can't say I ever heard of it.

Answer to What's more important, looks or brains? Please don't say "both or neither".

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 15:06:51 -0700

What's more important, looks or brains? Please don't say "both or neither".

Looks. Because looks can hide brains better than brains can hide looks.

Answer to Is it just me...or is a "penny for my thoughts" downright insulting?

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 14:58:30 -0700

Is it just me...or is a "penny for my thoughts" downright insulting?

Only if you're standing there with your mouth open catching flies.

Answer to Single Ladies who live in AZ, would you closed mouth kiss a stranger, let him feel your legs & butt for $500 ages 18-35? Or $200 36-45?

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 14:56:50 -0700

Single Ladies who live in AZ, would you closed mouth kiss a stranger, let him feel your legs & butt for $500 ages 18-35? Or $200 36-45?

Be careful ladies, the price dropping each and every day

Answer to If it takes me a longer time to cum when my girlfriend is giving me a handjob rather than me just jacking off, is that unusual?

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 14:50:06 -0700

If it takes me a longer time to cum when my girlfriend is giving me a handjob rather than me just jacking off, is that unusual?

Change girlfriend, bwo.

Answer to my dog has been leaking one spot on my rug, it has turned into a black circle of approximately 12inches, will this stain come off

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 13:22:50 -0700

my dog has been leaking one spot on my rug, it has turned into a black circle of approximately 12inches, will this stain come off

?

Answer to Why do people think Im gay just because Im a male who wears thongs?

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 11:24:15 -0700

Why do people think Im gay just because Im a male who wears thongs?

Just cos you feel good doesn't make it right.

Answer to whats the best way to swim?

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 11:23:13 -0700

whats the best way to swim?

Ensure you are almost completely surrounded by water of ambient temperature.

Answer to I am currently pursuing MBA in correspondence. How should I study effectively ?

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 10:15:49 -0700

I am currently pursuing MBA in correspondence. How should I study effectively ?

Simply pretend you have had 14 hours of lectures per week from which you would have recalled little, and do your corresponding reading each day or so. Then look at your coursework deadlines and divide each assignment into parts i.e. write 300 words per day so you finish 3,000 in a couple of...

Answer to Should Jehovah's witnesses be allowed to go door to door?

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 09:57:09 -0700

Should Jehovah's witnesses be allowed to go door to door?

Sure, as long as they try to sell something tangible, like a mop.

Answer to If Gilbert Arenas took a dump in your shoes, would you shoot him?

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 09:49:01 -0700

If Gilbert Arenas took a dump in your shoes, would you shoot him?

No, I would rub that cat's nose in the shit and kick him out into the street.

Answer to if you think black people are hot beacuse they are black, is that racist?

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 09:46:54 -0700

if you think black people are hot beacuse they are black, is that racist?

Only some people of each race are hot. Cold hard fact.

Answer to Are hot looking women vain and conceited?

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 09:39:34 -0700

Are hot looking women vain and conceited?

Sometimes, but more often than not they are pleasant and strange creatures completely detached from reality.

Answer to Would you rather be a homosexual or a rascist?

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 09:30:09 -0700

Would you rather be a homosexual or a rascist?

A homophobic African.

Answer to What would be the best way to raise myself to 'legend' status among my friends?

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 09:24:27 -0700

What would be the best way to raise myself to 'legend' status among my friends?

Pay for a round of beers already!

Answer to what does a 39 yr old man think when he is having sex with a 20 yr old girl younger than him?

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 09:16:17 -0700

what does a 39 yr old man think when he is having sex with a 20 yr old girl younger than him?

"I wonder how much this is gonna cost?"

Answer to Does it seem like English is my first language?

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 09:08:57 -0700

Does it seem like English is my first language?

You're one of those German/Dutch types, right!?

Answer to Is truth in advertising getting out of hand? http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Gross/anus_beef.jpg

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 09:01:13 -0700

Is truth in advertising getting out of hand? http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Gross/anus_beef.jpg

Waist not want not eh.

Answer to What does it mean when a guy rejects a girl 3 times on Facebook?

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 08:58:17 -0700

What does it mean when a guy rejects a girl 3 times on Facebook?

She's a stalker and he's more interested in having YOU as a friend.

Answer to What is a good way to remember the year 1992?

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 17:53:19 -0700

What is a good way to remember the year 1992?

It briefly preceded 1993.

Answer to a few months ago i had a relationship in which the woman dumped me now i cant get over it how can i

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 17:50:19 -0700

a few months ago i had a relationship in which the woman dumped me now i cant get over it how can i

Try to move on by finding someone else to date.

Answer to What is the difference between trunk and torso? Are they just alternate names for eachother?

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 17:41:06 -0700

What is the difference between trunk and torso? Are they just alternate names for eachother?

You could put a torso in your trunk, but probably not vice-versa.

Answer to Why is a diamond ring so important to a marriage?

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 17:37:45 -0700

Why is a diamond ring so important to a marriage?

So when it's not good enough, or gets lost, a better one must be purchased for kiss-and-makeup purpoises.

Answer to im confused y does no go want to date me i have a 6 pack abs strong everything no show off and very nice and kind

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 17:20:53 -0700

im confused y does no go want to date me i have a 6 pack abs strong everything no show off and very nice and kind

Are you a hick? Maybe you should come out a bit and lose the checked shirt and cap. That would do wonders for your street cred.

Answer to Are you worshipping a statue of Barack Obama right now?

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 17:03:26 -0700

Are you worshipping a statue of Barack Obama right now?

There's a miniature statue of the Buddha on top of the radio, from whence Obama's name is mentioned once per day.

Answer to What is the most unappreciated object?

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 16:31:09 -0700

What is the most unappreciated object?

Your alarm clock as it just starts to RING.

Answer to I know this is stupid... but what does the 'report' button do on social networking sites?

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 16:21:52 -0700

I know this is stupid... but what does the 'report' button do on social networking sites?

It will grass someone up for misconduct.

Answer to Why do girls stick out their tongues whenever their is a camera on?

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 15:52:29 -0700

Why do girls stick out their tongues whenever their is a camera on?

It's an emo-slut MySpace fad.

Answer to You have to choose to have sex with either a 400 lb woman (she's on top) or a gay guy, which one would you choose (straights only please).

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 15:14:23 -0700

You have to choose to have sex with either a 400 lb woman (she's on top) or a gay guy, which one would you choose (straights only please).

I'll have a shot on the half-tonner.

Answer to What are "enhanced interrogation techniques?"

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 14:47:32 -0700

What are "enhanced interrogation techniques?"

"Okay, I'll see you next week at the same time then?"

Answer to Why do some people pronounce the letters TH as F... As in love you to deff instead of death????

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 14:42:05 -0700

Why do some people pronounce the letters TH as F... As in love you to deff instead of death????

London dwellers accents. It's not right.

Answer to How would you feel if Gilligan and the Skipper invited you out for a three dollar whore, a three dollar whore?

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 10:14:10 -0700

How would you feel if Gilligan and the Skipper invited you out for a three dollar whore, a three dollar whore?

Fucking delighted although would upgrade to 7 dollar monkey wrencher.

Answer to How would you feel if Lady Gaga showed up at your door with a bunch of literature about how to worship Satan?

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 10:11:55 -0700

How would you feel if Lady Gaga showed up at your door with a bunch of literature about how to worship Satan?

Point her in direction of Church of Scientology which curiously is 1k from here.

Answer to do you get wedgies alot? i do

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 09:30:01 -0700

do you get wedgies alot? i do

Potato wegdes are gr8 with mayo.

Answer to What is more dangerous than smoking?

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 09:18:07 -0700

What is more dangerous than smoking?

bolting over a bridge in the knack.

Answer to A guy phoned saying my PC was generating malware and error reports. I cut him off as it sounded like a scam. What do you think?

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 09:02:06 -0700

A guy phoned saying my PC was generating malware and error reports. I cut him off as it sounded like a scam. What do you think?

It does sound suspicious. Maybe had you not cut them off, they would have tried to sell you an antivirus or other security application. Make sure you are using a recent one but source it youself from one of the main players, not some shyster coldcaller.

Answer to If a major catastrophe was imminent, what 3 things would be essential to have?

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 08:09:17 -0700

If a major catastrophe was imminent, what 3 things would be essential to have?

A United Nations uniform. Big fat surf board.

Answer to When you take a woman for dinner and middle she keeps on answering the cell phone you would think of her for next date?

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 08:02:56 -0700

When you take a woman for dinner and middle she keeps on answering the cell phone you would think of her for next date?

Rude bitch, wtf is voicemail for.

Answer to Whats one thing that excites you?

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:56:33 -0700

Whats one thing that excites you?

Football and birds.

Answer to How many people do you know that are mechanically inclined but lack common sence?

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:54:54 -0700

How many people do you know that are mechanically inclined but lack common sence?

Most skateboarders.

Answer to Hundreds of years ago most people died before they reached age 45, so why did alot of famous people like Sir Issac Newton live to be 84!

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:52:41 -0700

Hundreds of years ago most people died before they reached age 45, so why did alot of famous people like Sir Issac Newton live to be 84!

They read the bible so were good at exaggerating digits.

Answer to Do you eat a lot of food, to be fat?

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:39:38 -0700

Do you eat a lot of food, to be fat?

No, sheer greed is enough to maintain my feline shape.

Answer to Will you miss Blockbuster Videos when they go away?

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:36:35 -0700

Will you miss Blockbuster Videos when they go away?

No, I will buy Mr. Kiplings tea cakes and watch tv intead.

Answer to Have you ever done surveillance work? What does this job entail?

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:28:18 -0700

Have you ever done surveillance work? What does this job entail?

wifi tapping and hlr distortion.

Answer to what does it mean when a wolf is chasing you (in your dream) and you grab it behind the neck like a puppy and throw it?

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:24:09 -0700

what does it mean when a wolf is chasing you (in your dream) and you grab it behind the neck like a puppy and throw it?

The year of the dog refuted.

Answer to What's it mean if a guy offers to give you his shoes ?

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:14:30 -0700

What's it mean if a guy offers to give you his shoes ?

It means that, somewhat worryingly, he knows your shoe size. These boots are made for walkin'!

Answer to How would you feel if your partner told you you need to watch porn to learn how to have sex?

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 14:47:46 -0700

How would you feel if your partner told you you need to watch porn to learn how to have sex?

I'd tell her she needs to watch the Lottery to see how to earn money.

Answer to i am 16 years old not done growing and my penis is 5 1/2 inches. how much bigger will it be in my lifetime?

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 14:39:37 -0700

i am 16 years old not done growing and my penis is 5 1/2 inches. how much bigger will it be in my lifetime?

According to binary calculations, it should be almost 2 feet long, although 90% impotent, by your 64th birthday. Keep it real!

Answer to How to delete a quetion you post in answer bag?

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 14:08:07 -0700

How to delete a quetion you post in answer bag?

You can't delete as it is a front for some data collection agency!

Answer to How come so many people here add you as a friend and NEVER reply to a greeting? Never answer a message? Are they just adding to get numbers?

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 14:04:56 -0700

How come so many people here add you as a friend and NEVER reply to a greeting? Never answer a message? Are they just adding to get numbers?

Most of them left or are not human profiles. There are some people left that are not fanatics.

Answer to Is there anybody that can help me decode some binary codes messeges sent by aliens I need help from a real expert

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 14:03:34 -0700

Is there anybody that can help me decode some binary codes messeges sent by aliens I need help from a real expert

Show 'em to a dolphin down the zoo, then watch its reactions. Surely you could decrypt that as the message will now be from Earth.

Answer to im 17, i hate how my mother treats me like a child!

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:52:22 -0700

im 17, i hate how my mother treats me like a child!

Simply behave more like an eleven year old, those always want to appear adult.

Answer to who thinks that i ask good questions

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:50:37 -0700

who thinks that i ask good questions

Unbelievable question.

Answer to How can I become a full on slut at age 15?

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:09:48 -0700

How can I become a full on slut at age 15?

Write a slut application for Twitter.

Answer to Anyone got any ambitions for going into space ?

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:02:27 -0700

Anyone got any ambitions for going into space ?

Do they serve cheese cake up there?

Answer to Massive solar storm to hit Earth in 2012 with 'force of 100m bombs.What can be the consequence?

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 12:56:07 -0700

Massive solar storm to hit Earth in 2012 with 'force of 100m bombs.What can be the consequence?

A statistical error, three blushing scientists and a delighted sectarian guru.

Answer to Forget the chicken..Why did the squirrel cross the road?

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 12:52:07 -0700

Forget the chicken..Why did the squirrel cross the road?

Because there was a pot of nutella on the other side.

Answer to Am I the only one who when I hear the term "cyber sex" thinks of Robocop with a condom?

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 11:46:02 -0700

Am I the only one who when I hear the term "cyber sex" thinks of Robocop with a condom?

That is some fucked up shit.

Answer to What are the early warning signs of your kid being gay?

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 11:36:44 -0700

What are the early warning signs of your kid being gay?

it's got a smile on its face.

Answer to Do any women in New Jersey over the age of 18 have the guts to kick me in the balls as hard as they can?

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 10:26:58 -0700

Do any women in New Jersey over the age of 18 have the guts to kick me in the balls as hard as they can?

I doubt any kicking ass bitch in N.J. could even reach my bollocks, for I live in the U.K. How about that!

Answer to How do you get banned from Answerbag.com?

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 10:18:41 -0700

How do you get banned from Answerbag.com?

you wont

Answer to Why did Steve Jobs ruin my life?

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 10:00:13 -0700

Why did Steve Jobs ruin my life?

You were sucked in by fruitful advertising when all you had to do was open a window.

Answer to Anyone work in a fast food drive thru? Notice how freakin ignorant most people are?

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 09:37:05 -0700

Anyone work in a fast food drive thru? Notice how freakin ignorant most people are?

Don't take it personally. They're surrounded by backseat drivers with no cash for burgers.

Answer to (be a psychologist)From a "Humanistic Perspective" what questions would you ask a woman who has anxiety about leaving her home?

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 15:56:59 -0700

(be a psychologist)From a "Humanistic Perspective" what questions would you ask a woman who has anxiety about leaving her home?

What conditions would need to be fulfilled to guide her to somewhere else.

Answer to How can i get a girl who i have never met to send me a picture of her boobs?

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 15:04:17 -0700

How can i get a girl who i have never met to send me a picture of her boobs?

Pretend to be a modeling agency.

Answer to Do you think the US should abolish all immigration, since the country is already overpopulated and getting worse?

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 14:52:00 -0700

Do you think the US should abolish all immigration, since the country is already overpopulated and getting worse?

No. It's not overpopulated. Did you see the total area of the US, it's huge? Okay, so the politicians just compare landmass and population with Canada, but the UK,Japan and India are real examples of overpopulated nations with limited resources.

Answer to Define Madness!

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 14:40:29 -0700

Define Madness!

A persistant fracture in coherence of thought.

Answer to How do you let a person know they have bad body odor?

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 14:35:41 -0700

How do you let a person know they have bad body odor?

email them a picture of a desert weasel.

Answer to I don't get it. America is made up of illegal immigrants: everyone except the native Americans. So why is everyone so upset?

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 14:30:48 -0700

I don't get it. America is made up of illegal immigrants: everyone except the native Americans. So why is everyone so upset?

They don't understand each other so they just stand there flapping their arms in frustration until they find someone elses God.

Answer to If you lie to win you're a loser.... if you tell the truth and lose you're a winner. Which is better...winning Loser or losing Winner?

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 07:07:28 -0700

If you lie to win you're a loser.... if you tell the truth and lose you're a winner. Which is better...winning Loser or losing Winner?

Depends on the game: Sport, cards, war, chess

Answer to how do i tell this homophobic guy to get the *** out of my face?

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 06:15:59 -0700

how do i tell this homophobic guy to get the *** out of my face?

Seems like you both want to spend the night together.

Answer to How to resize partition???

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 05:57:50 -0700

How to resize partition???

You could also look at an app. called GParted which you burn to disk and run from boot.

Answer to What is the mimimum acceptable age for a girl to have sex with a 60 yr. old man?

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 05:33:58 -0700

What is the mimimum acceptable age for a girl to have sex with a 60 yr. old man?

Ninety-five.

Answer to Fill in the blank.......:I am a puppy and I can_____?

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 17:27:39 -0700

Fill in the blank.......:I am a puppy and I can_____?

most feasibly back one out on your rug before you catch me.

Answer to How low of an I.Q. do you have to have to be interested in a so-called "sport" which only involves driving around in circles i.e. NASCAR?

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 17:23:23 -0700

How low of an I.Q. do you have to have to be interested in a so-called "sport" which only involves driving around in circles i.e. NASCAR?

Since this universe might spin partly in circles I should assume at least 180, which rules me out as a linear thinker with an I.Q. of 90mph.

Answer to Where on Earth is it too cold to snow? and it's been recently proven.

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 17:20:45 -0700

Where on Earth is it too cold to snow? and it's been recently proven.

Borat territory.

Answer to Elephant or 12 grizzly bears?

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 17:19:13 -0700

Elephant or 12 grizzly bears?

Do the grizzlies have "piranha mode"??

Answer to do i have to change my religion to marry someone of another religion??

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 17:08:48 -0700

do i have to change my religion to marry someone of another religion??

It would be nigh-on impossible to marry someone of another religion and culture if both families were in the same country although it sometimes works for stalkers.

Answer to what do you think of the name Constance?

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 17:02:47 -0700

what do you think of the name Constance?

It's ok, the only time I heard it was on that TV soap The Colby's about 20 years ago. Some 80 year old biddie... Or the city of Istanbul in Turkey used to be called Constantinople so don't travel there too quickly.

Answer to You ever think your time is wasted being here?why?

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 16:55:49 -0700

You ever think your time is wasted being here?why?

Yes. Answers are addictively collected as data for artificial intelligence models to be used in advertising, mind control, new age religion etc. Probably. Either that or it's an Apache server about to fall over!

Answer to Why is "Consuelo" a girl's name? Shouldn't it be the feminine form, "Consuela?"

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 16:45:45 -0700

Why is "Consuelo" a girl's name? Shouldn't it be the feminine form, "Consuela?"

Because it means scrubber.

Answer to Can you speak any language other than English? If yes, what is it, and how did you learn it?

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 16:29:53 -0700

Can you speak any language other than English? If yes, what is it, and how did you learn it?

Frog and Portugnol, learned by going out with dodgy birds.

Answer to How do you control someone who throws things when angry?

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 16:20:21 -0700

How do you control someone who throws things when angry?

Teach them how to throw a baseball.

Answer to Has the philosopher who said "to see is to believe" forgotten something else?

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 16:10:17 -0700

Has the philosopher who said "to see is to believe" forgotten something else?

To experience is to hope to be able to forget!