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Eat a bag of_? manure

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Eat a bag of_? manure

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How do Canadians spell color/colour? colour, not color also favourite not favorite

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Why do you think ugly people exist?? I hate being ugly :( ugliness is on the inside. of course modern day society is completely against that idea, and constantly pushes images of sexy men and women in your faces, insisting that they are what everyone should look like, even though its a completely unrealistic standard. so i personally believe god put "ugly" (physically ugly) people on this earth to test the person within. to see how they survive...

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Who doesn't seem like they should be attractive but are anyway? me

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Almost every guy at my school has a mohawk and the trend is getting pretty lame since kanye west did it im just over it already...what trends are you over? im a hipster, im only into trends that were cool ten years ago

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I am a loser and I want to die how can I die ? i was suicidal once, then i cheered myself up. now im not suicidal anymore. sounds alot easier than it was. but youll find your way

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Do you agree with my girlfriend that men don't listen to women... blah blah... something about shoes? its not that men dont listen to women, or women dont listen to men. its that idiots dont listen to their husbands/wives. the sooner people realize that, the sooner jerks who arent made for each other will stop marrying each other.

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In your opinion which is the most famous city in the world? new york. honestly who hasnt heard of new york?

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Eating _____ makes me gag!? cum (just being honest answerbag, no need to penalty box me again!!)

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Im in football and i wanna get taller. how do i do it? get a special doctor to break your shins, stretch out your legs, then make you lie in bed immobilized for months until your legs heal back together. lo and behold, you got 4 extra inches. or you can wear lifts

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I have to go to _____________? go to sleep soon because i have a date tomorrow and im ridiculously excited

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Why Do Male Dogs Sniff And Lick The Female Dog's Private Part Before Mating? natural lube i guess? plus im sure they like the taste

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Have you ever killled anything? likeeveryone else, bugs, a few viruses. 2 raccoons, a fox, a squirrel, and a few birds. ohhhhhh, and billions of sperm cells

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Where did you put my wallet? ill give it back once im done with it

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when life give you lemons... eat a baby while squirting lemon juice in its eyes

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Why do you constantly make poor decisions? It's just my personality

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Are atheists in essence evil? no, just small minded.

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Why do some people say they are not religious, but they believe in God, isn't God a concept created by religion? Im one of those people. and when we say it were not talking about the idea of religion, we're just talking about all the religions with a name, i.e buddhism, catholicism, christianity, judaism, etc. I believe in the idea of a god existing, i just denounce the bible as a pile of garbage. sure it has good values n such, but its also filled with hypocracy, hate and lies. Its filled with sin,...

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whilst inserting your head into the orifices of small kittens, do you prefer using vaseline, or peanut butter? and how much do you use? bump

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What do you have more problems with: the past or the future? The future. Dwelling on the past gets you nowhere.

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Who is the "Cutest" A.B.Girl.....I'm Going with Bornabrit .....If she'll have me....Hehe wow..... i vote none

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Is it true that Portuguese people have a distant african ancestry? im pretty sure everybody has distant african ancestry

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Trident made"Genius" today!can we all congratulate him ?Yeah ! wow, super gay everybody. ive sucked more than 10 different guys cocks, and youre still all gayer than i am. congrats

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Why is it that AB makes it impossible for someone who has been wrongfully placed in the PB to contact them and dispute it ? its because the ab moderators are pansy assed little faggots just typing the truth is gonna get me put in their cunt box.

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Hit the_______? slut right in the butt

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Friends, is my grammer really that bad? your grammar is fine. but i am not your friend

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How many times a week do you manage it? masturbation? 1-2 times a day, times 7 is about 7-14 times a week which averages out to about 11.5 times a week. thats not including the days i dont do it, or the days i do it 3 or 4 times. depends on how happy i am. on a happy week about 4-7 times. on a sad week about 16-20 times

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What do you do when you see a child throwing a huge fit in a store or resturaunt? laugh

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Do I need to lose weight? (Pic Included) wow, typical person with low self esteem. you obviously took that picture leaned foreward to make you look fat. 6.0 and 140 pounds is fine ya doofus, now stop worrying lose the vanity or itll take you to insanity

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how many kittens can you fit inside your poopchute? 267, beat that yall!

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Is this a Inane question is this AN inane question***

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What was the last thing you bought for someone else? a steak

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The University of California is moving to ban smoking from all of its campuses within a few years. What is your reaction? im a smoker, yet i dont give a flying fuck

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I have a very strong urge to_______________? masturbate to shemale porn

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I'll take _____________ for 3 thousand!? it up the poopchute

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My battery ___________? turns me on

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My _____________, 'cos I _________________ my penis hurts 'cos i had sex with an unclean lady

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I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane, while people behind me are going insane, I'm ______________ a stupid cunt whos asking to be shot by an enraged gangster on his way to a driveby

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What's your favorite fast food, and from what place? pollo campero

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Will 10 saltine crackers hurt my dog in any way? lol no. hell/she'll be fine. i used to feed my dog mountains of those things, she loved em. just dont put chocolate on them.

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Name an animal that describes you. a turkey weasel pig. cuz im dumb, i eat too much and i exploit people

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I ate something brown and crunchy between my couch cushions, and now I feel like my eyes are going to explode, and my stomach is getting the feeling of being incredibly full, even though i haven't eaten anything for hours, what should I do? i remember that brown crunchy thing. deeelicious!

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Write a question to the answer "WTF", will you? how many budgies and parakeets have you masturbated to in the past week?

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Nothing is better than _______________ ? taking a big piss in the morning

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How to remove a biochip, injected to kill me, from my body? with some vodka and a fork. drink vodka, the more you drink, the less you feel the fork burrowing into your flesh

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Run run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm ____________ gay

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I'm getting bored of AB when is CD coming out? I know a couple CD's. theyre good people, the only problem is you can totally tell theyre just men dressed as women the moment you see them. except for the few that take hormones, thats when they start to fool people.

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Worst state you have ever visited? When i popped 40 MG of 2CD. definetly the absolute worst state ive ever been in my entire life. dont do drugs kids, especially the 2-c's, youll regret it!!

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If you could give your self a stereotype what would it be? The lewd and innapropriate hipster

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Ladies, what is so wrong about men wearing thongs? After all thongs were invented by men for men 1000's of years ago. theres nothing wrong with anyone wearing a thong. its just small minded idiots who make it seem that it is. the world is plagued with morons and lifelong closet cases. gay or not, whatever you wear is up to you.

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Do you poke player? i got poked last night ;) and he was quite a player.

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When did you start to think of yourself as an adult? i think that anyone who does think about such things in such a way is f*cking naive. if you're an adult, you don't have to say it. you just know

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Am I President of the Ministry Of Silly Questions? read my question history and then bow the fuck down before your king

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A)fleshlight? or B)squirrel? lame lame lamity lame, doesnt anybody have a twisted sense of humor??

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A)fleshlight? or B)squirrel? lame lame lamity lame, doesnt anybody have a twisted sense of humor??

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What will happen if God does not come back to Earth? same shit thats been happening. god may exist, but he aint anywhere near this shithole of a planet

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I'm _________ and loving it! Pansexual

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Have you learned anything from your pet(s)? They make great fleshlight substitutes

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What is the most inappropriate word you can think of right now? cuntslag niggerfucking shitwhore

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What characteristics separates a man from the 'boys'? Testosterone, and an inflated ego

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If a dime falls from an airplane flying overhead, what happens when the dime hits your head? itd probably drive itself into your skull, the odds of it actually hitting you are slim to nil, but if it did, you would die, either that or suffer bad brain damage

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I love _____________ the big ___________________ i love sucking the big cock

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Can you see yourself becoming famous one day? No

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How long will we have to hear all this Michael Jackson tripe? as long as people like you keep bringing it up

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How many budgies have you violated this past year? im up to about 267 at this point, but im lookin for a solid 800 by the end of the year

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Should i superglue a string to my mouse and take him for walks? some of these answer make me lose it. so funny

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If homosexuals are born homosexuals, are pedophiles born pedophiles? Yes, and anyone who disagrees are just misinformed. being a pedophile isn't a bad thing, its actually acting upon those desires is what separates the normal harmless pedophiles (which are EVERYWHERE btw) and the sick evil twisted monsters.

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Have you lost respect for Gordon Ramsay recently? Its been like what, 6 weeks and he hans't kicked elise off. obviously the weakest link, the biggest waste of space, and the biggest headache, yet ive seen him refuse to get rid of the dumb cow. Its sad to see him succumb to the ratings system, and allow what could be a perfectly good team go down the drain soley so he can get more money. so, yes, i have lost respect for him. he used to...

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Am I a pedophile? I'm an 18 year old female and- lol ahh shuddup ya goofball. youre not a pedophile. watch boku no pico. its soo much better than whatever crap youre watching

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What can/can't you ride? i can ride a 10 inch cock, but i can't ride an 11 inch cock. at least not without hurting myself.

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What's more immoral: to send a 15 y.o. girl guilty of murder to a children's home til age 21 or to hang her for committing the murder? people are too easy on kids these days, and 15 years old isnt a child. if you kill you deserve to be killed, plain n simple

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If you could listen to just one song for the rest of your life, it would be? an incredibly long one. otherwise i may go insane

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In what ways are ketamine bad for you? I used to do k. way too often. i started with small amounts, but as my tolerance grew, i began to do more and more and more. to the point where i bought an entire ball of k, poured it into a pile, stuck a straw into it and went nuts. Luckily i didnt suffer too many physical effects, however, i suffered a great deal mentally and emotionally. im still recovering months later. Emotionally i...

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Is it possible to quit smoking weed cold turkey? My friend claims he did but I just dont think it is possible. I did it.., its a bitch, and before i did it i had multiple failed attempts...i found out my problem wasnt my willpower, it was my setting, so after i moved i quit without even thinking about it (and dude.....i smoked a FUCKING LOT of dope yo, beleive me, its possible)

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What's worse: a small rock in your shoe, or a hole in your sock over the toe area while wearing shoes? Small rock, hands down

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HOW TO ACCOMPLISH COMPILATION, INTERPRETATION AND DEBUGGING OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS IM NOT ANSWERING BECAUSE YOU ARE NON SENSICAL

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Are there any benefits to having a hurricane? no school?

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I can't sleep, whats wrong with me? whatcha thinkin about??...whatever it is it can wait for tomorrow, just clear your mind, focus on thinkin about nothing until you get so bored you pass out...it works for me, and i get ALOT of those nights

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Have you ever gone to light your cigarette and burnt off your bangs or eyebrows from having the lighter set too high? lol yes i have, not to mention i spent like 120 bucks on it to straighten it and dye it :p....eyebrows and eyelashes too :p, and the tip of my nose...and my nose hairs lmao

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My friend's birthday is coming up soon, and i still dont know what i should get her, she is turning 17, and i do NOT like her, i want to get her something really nice, but around the 35ish dollars. what should i get her, for her 17th birthday? a pack a smokes, a gram of weed, and a double stacked pill of ecstasy

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Why would atheists have a problem killing people? They are going to die anyway! OMG, shut your fucking mouth kid

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If you were to get accidently wounded would you rather be shot in the waist with a shotgun, a spear gun, or a crossbow bolt? if im allowed to choose the distance, itd TOTALLY take the shotgun, considering it wouldnt mortally wound me like the others....but upclose itd be the crossbow, considering its the smallest

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Can i post here my nude photos? DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I Like ________(Fill the blank). to suck cock :) lolzzz

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Does it hurt getting snakebites and or tongue piercings?????? i have to know cause im getting them maby lol ive been asking my friends that actually...i never got a straight answer, and as for what the guy above me said, ....I WANNA look like a slut slave

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Can a Goth girl date an emo boy? why the fuck not??...of course, id rather date an emo boy myself

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SWINE: I had pretty prolonged exposure to swine. I have the symptoms of flu, minus a cough. Bad aches, bad sore throat, fever, and nausea. Can you have it with no cough?? I dont want to call my college's health serv and freak em all out if its impossible. this isnt fact, however its pretty close, im sure ive heard it from more than a couple different sources, that yes it is possible

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Did you ever know a person that had a funny name (like it meant something else), for instance Harry Legge, Ben Dover, Mary Christmas? my buddys name was mark imhoff.....his dads first name was jack :D

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Is it Morally correct to be a vegetarian? Is it Okay to kill animals? What is your take on these? do what you want with your body...but if im eating meat, and you criticise me, i wont give you any respect....do you see me coming up to you and saying "wtf is wrong with you you FREAK, why are you eating that celery?!?!?!" no, you dont, cuz im not a douchebag, but i can be if you deserve it

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What do you use you cell phone for? calling people

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Can you think of any propulsion other than burning fossil fuels to get a space craft in orbit? anti matter...theres your solution....its been made, it just cost sooo fucking much to make, for only about a millilitre of it...however a millilitre could run the states for at least a month...you think thatll launch your spacecraft?? the guy above said magnets are the future...pfffft antimatter is the fucking future

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Name a few things you'd put Frank's Hot Sauce on? me and my boyfriend use it as lube

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So! Are we on for tonight? depends how much you pay me

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If the world had a butt hole where would it be/ on my ass.....cuz i can take it :D

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Don't you think there is something wrong with people who object women breastfeeding in public, even when they cover that area, the baby's head and everything else with a blanket? What's wrong with them? its because those people have never had sex, and never will :)

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What is the most gruesome anime out there? I dunno, I usually hate anime ANYTHING, however the was this show called elfen leid ...its very gory...and it has a decent story, its the only anime id ever recommend

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A question already answered 22 times being "rejected" as "nonsense"? To whom?! WTF? The people who run this site are complete douchebags, ive asked lgitimat qustions that 'THEY DIDNT LIKE' and it was removed...these guys are idiotsand like the guy above me said...theres no reasoning to be made

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How can I teach my lab retriever Orson to raise his leg on Obama bumper stickers? find a way to condition him to it, find something he will pee on, and somehow combine it with a obama dealy......if youve heard of pavlovs dog, youll know what im talking about....but basically hat he did was everytime he showed his dog a bone itd drool, so he introduced a bell into it, everytime he showed his dog a bone hed ring the bell, h did that enough so that by the end of a certain...

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My cat is constantly licking himself. How should I get him to stop? Should I cover him with Tabasco sauce? yes, yes you should

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Any girls out there who would like to just lay there and have 5 or 6 guys cum all over them? I'm a 19 year old boy....Annd .. Fuck yes!!!!

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How can i try to get my cat to lick my penis Lmao ouch

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Would you let a dog fart on your nose? Bahahahahahahahahaha

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How many tons of cheese are there on earth? not enough

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I think my neice is a thief but i needa way to catch her red handed. my husband has prescription pain pills and i think shes taking them. any suggestions? Replace them with sugar pills and see if she gets moody from withdrawals

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If you order a bride online and she flat out refuses to cook for you and clean the trailor that you are allowing her to live in, should you divorce her? STUFF THAT BITCH IN THE BOX U GOT HER IN AND GETCHO SELF A NEW ONE......CALL HER A CUNT TOO

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Are you still using cursive writing? naw i us a keyboard

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Do eclipses happen to other planets? Do they happen with the planets moon or ours? How far away is the closest star to pluto? Should a child (age 6) be able to be trusted handling a guinea pig? who the fuck cares its a friggen guinea pig

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Why are some fellas,girls so naive if in relationship if ex starts water works and rings you it aint your problem uses finished . whats your opinion what the fuck are you on?

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After seconds of meeting a girl is it cool to just go out and say "nice to meet you. my name is -----. i think you're gorgeous." it makes you look creepy....considering youre fat and creepy looking, that probably doesnt help your case any... no offense of course just talk dude...im sick of being hit on by people like that

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What can I do to see that others actually love me? See my answer to learn more. Please help! be less self absorbed and alot more understandable

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Has any woman ever been arrested? no only men have

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Whats a good replacement for frijoles in a burritto? you know burrito can also be used to mean a small donkey...so why not chop up a small donkey and put it in a burrito....then it'd be a burrito burrito

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Where can I find pictures of hot men on the internet? kimberjames.com :)

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My boyfriend has been taking his ex for lunch behind my back ,, she told me and he admitted it .. is somthing going on ,, she is always phoning him too .. i have been with him for two years why is she still on the scene .. they dont have any children thats something you should sit down with ur boyfriend and talk to about, cuz if hes going behind your back, your well within your rights to be upset about it

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Name something that jumps. robbie

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Have you ever saved someone's life? If you did, how did you save their life? well we were standing on the edge of the cone of a volcano, and i grabbed his shoulders started to push him in, then pulled him back and said 'saved your life!'

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Im having a migrain for the first time ever... any advice? make sure its not sinusitus, just cuz the first migraine i ever got turned out to be caused by sinusitus, and if i hadnt gotten it checked out I couldve died :P, you know :p, just in case

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Every time I drive my wife's car I have to reposition the seat, wheel, mirrors, etc. How can I get her to stop being so inconsiderate, and put those things back the way I like them when she's done driving? well firstly..its her car so, by rights she can keep it however the fuck she wants, and maybe you should think about being more considerate and moving it back to the way she likes it, when YOURE done driving..... (nice guy)

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Why are some ppl incapable of even the most basic discussion on Gays? They refer to it as sexual preference or lifestyle, though these terms are as nonsensical as saying that a person has a handedness preference or someone is leading left-handed lifestyle im gay, i know, people are ignoramt idiots, theyll believe what they want to believe or what their 'buddy' tells them....gay people even do it to themselves, except its when theyre still in the closet, they dont even realize theyre only degrading themselves

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What was the worst thing a tutor has done to embarass you or to another student? I witnessed a tutor in pimary school mocking & bulling a 9 year old boy as he was so shy & started crying. no one ever pulled her up on it. if i saw a tutor doing that to some kid id totally turn it around on them

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Is it true that friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings? yes

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Can we have a big Hallelujah Chorus for Handel, who died 250 years ago today? no

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What is fap turbo? its what i call my new vibrator

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Tsamaya reached Guru level, anybody to join me in congratulating him? who...cares????, like its sooo dumb.....fuck, ive been a brain since like 3 years ago...do i care to become a 'guru'??? no, cuz its stupid

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Is it gross to shower every other day, rather then every day? dude...i shower like once a week, sometimes i even go for two....no one can tell, i just put on deodorant, and wash my sticky parts lol

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We all know that Bush will be responsible for the next 8 years, can't you just accept it? oh yeah for sure, and barack obama is going to kill us all, or maybe ur just a little too left wing, and you should keep your opinions to yourself, where they belong

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Would you take offense if someone was jogging through a cemetery where you were visiting dead relatives or the like? Not jogging on the graves, but just on a path through the cemetery. nopers

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You get a straight jacket and you can design it any color and any way you want before it's put on you. How do you design it and what color do you choose? its made out of tissue paper

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What stage of life are you in right now? the one where i have to start pulling my life together, because its time to move out, and make a life for myself

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What is the cheapest way to get to Europe? I'm willing to try anything to cross the Atlantic, just short of renting a rowboat or swimming. uhmm, do like the immigrants :P, just smuggle yourself aboard a cruise ship or a tanker (thats the cheapest i can think of :p)

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You are being bullied but cant talk to anyone do you a keep it inside and end up failing at school because you skitz out or b self harm and pass your gcses bacause you take it out on your self or c stop going to school and totally isolate yourself fine out where the bullies live...wait untilt they go out or something, get a baseball bat out of ur garage or whatever, and give him a nice concussion....wait until they bully u again, do the exact same thing again...just make sure u sneak up on him, and hit him really hard

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When I mention the word Cute, what comes to mind? myself of course!! XDXD lol not really, maybe a cute puppy..or a boy :p

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If you had a "Limo" for a day Where would you go, and what would you do? probably drive it somewhere far away, hide it there and never give it back

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Have you ever had low grades simply because you were bored with school? yeah!...like i drifted through school with BARELY passing marks...and somehow, by some act of god i got accepted to 5 different colleges of my choice

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Everything seems back to normal. I'm actually able to post q/a/ and comments. Do you think AB is actually back up and running? considering i just answered this question i'd say yes :p

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Everything seems back to normal. I'm actually able to post q/a/ and comments. Do you think AB is actually back up and running? considering i just answered this question i'd say yes :p

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I have a new tank with no fish yet and there is a frothy layer of bubbles on top. I used well water (we installed a well to water the yard and for drinking) so I haven't treated it yet, because there is no chlorine. i have a fishtank and a well....but i dont use the well water for them, because of this one fact...they all died when i put them in there, soo if you by chance have a dehumidifier, or access to distilled water, that'd be the number 1 choice for your new fishies

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like if your butt also served as a fax machine? it might be fun...but the papercuts would be just completely intolerable

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Why do you get the best sleep when it is raining? itts relaxing?? :p...i guess it feels like white noise..its just really soothing

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Yes or no? penis

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I go my own way. Do you? i try, but it doesnt work all the time

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What is your favorite Tom Jones song? whats new pussycat lol...but thats probably cuz its the only one i know :p lol

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How does your mind relate to your body? well when im sad i feel sluggish, and crappy...but when im happy i could climb a skyscraper, and be begging for more after

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Who is more sexier jessica simpson or sarah jessica parker?? [in my opinion they are gross ] im gay, so i agree with you

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If you could be an angel, what sort would you be? Who would you watch out for? What guidance would you lend? id be the angel of death, id only watch out for myself, cuz i know no one else would considering im the angel of death and all....and id give myself super awesome powers that no one else could have xD

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Do guys (or girls) ever get over the player "stage"? I was dating a 35 year old who ended being a player and all I could think was that it was time for him to grow up. Plus I thought that because of his age he wasn't a player. What are your thoughts? there's no such thing as a player....buuut there is such a thing as a good person, and a bad person...now im not saying hes a bad persoon...hes just a kid who never grew up past the highschool stage of life.......its pretty sad to see

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Hush for a moment. Place your fingers on your keyboard. What do they want to say? jkbvdjkvfd vngdhleghgkjkjrjkjrjknvsdjknvernvanfdnnioerjnvknbtiruvhuerbiudfviuerihgiuhgiu

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What can I watch on Youtube...? alot of stuff, thats what it's for.....type in "people getting hurt".....i gotta say that kept me amused in class for many an hour

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Why is my goldfish still pregnant after 3 months? its probably just fat....or sick

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When you were a child did you watch Captain Kangaroo? my dad did, actually, they still play the theme song on the radio from time to time

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I am interested in starting my own home based cross stitching business and I wanted to know if I use copyrighted patterns that I have either purchased or ones available for free, is the finished product also copyrighted or can I legally sell products made are you like, making quilts and stuff??, cuz i think you're allowed to do that, just dont stich trademark logos on any of your stuff and you should be fine

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What do you say at a funeral of a person who killed themself? he must've been emo

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Why are some answers given a choice to either 'duplicate,' 'Non sense,' 'Spam/Offensive' and 'Wrong Catagory', while others aren't? Also, some good questions receive harmful answers. How does one go about Spamming those answers? who cares, as long as youre not a complete tool you wont get kicked off the site..so honestly, who gives a damn?

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If it is possible, paying $10000 you get to select and master a language, would you buy a language and automatically master it by paying $10000 each? if i had more money, then yeah, definetly...as long as it didnt take any personal effort...otherwise, what'd the 10,000 $ be for then?

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What are some examples of modernization, especially in Hawaii? duhh, tourist resorts...like, the rich part of hawaii is SOOO modernized

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What do you think is the one biggest risk factor against good health? smoking..i guess

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What would you say to a cop who just busted into your house and started searching the place without saying anything to you? hey buddy, show me a warrant or get shot

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Looking back over your life, at what age were you the happiest and why? probably around like...5 or 6..just because everything in life was just soo surreal.....it was bliss, and i didnt even realize how much I should have been appreciating it..:p

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My son put a penny in his nintendo DS now it wont work any thoughts here's a thought :P, dont buy any more expensive video games for your son, until he gets a job and can afford them for himself

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Why do you think some people are transgender? Do you care? Why or why not? cuz they feel like it i guess, personally i cant see the joy in getting ones wee wee chopped off, but that hasnt stopped me frum having sex with one XD

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What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard? ohh i love this one! , its a classic..you ready?? 'god exists'

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What do male look for in in their partner? in my case...a penis

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You wake up one morning. Paint's peeling off the walls; water's boiling; the drapes are gone. What do you do? go to work

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A cowboy rode in to town on Friday he stayed three days and left on Friday how is this possible? horse name friday, yeah yeah, heard it be4, except the horses were named saturday and sunday

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When I was six, my parents bought me a kitten, who became my best friend. I know it sounds odd, but I was a shy kid and i found comfort in him. Now i'm 22 and he's dying i think...he has kidney failure and drinks so much, how long do you think he has? thats soooo sad , like im crying now :p.....i dont know how long he has..:P..just treat him like a god

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What happens if a boy takes estrogen pills and continue for 2 years? i dont know, but ive always wondered :p

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Do you secretly wish you had larger boobs? But that hasn't stopped you from insulting those who actually got implants now has it? its called social behaviour...its also pretty immature :P

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Is your typing rythmic with background noise no

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I feel like I will always be alone and will never find my "mr right". I am so tired of being alone. Do you think it's possible that some people never find their s/o? yeah life sucks, get used to, cuz everybody else has to XD

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Why is it socially acceptable to make fun of obesity? I thought this was a disease. cuz fat people are funny looking lol

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How to play with a girls vigina with a knife and some sulfuric acid....yes im a bad man

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Those who are illiterate: Why do you answer questions that are designated for a specific group of which you are not a part of? bitch get over it, you asked a question...on the INTERNET!!....expect a variety of answers, its YOUR job to find the best answer

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What percent of brain activity is in the conscious mind? alot less than in the unconscious mind...thats all i know :P

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What do you add to your tuna fish other than mayo ...I really want something different! go to A&W and order a cup of mozza sauce..im serious...YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS DECISION!!!!! lol :)

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I HAVE HAD SOLE CUSTODY FOR 3 YEARS AND MY EX AND HER HUSBAND NOW HAVE HARRASSED ME AND THREATENED MY LIFE NUMEROUS TIMES. AND HAVE PROOF OF IT AND HAVE FILED A POLICE REPORT. DO I HAVE THE RIGHT TO PETITION FOR SUPERVISED VISITS. well....maybe depending...get a good lawyer sure, youd just have to plead your case that would make it seem like your ex is a danger to your child, present all your evidence, in a convincing way, and yes I think you stand a good chance

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I have this boyfriend & he has a twin brother & it seems like his brother is always nagging on me or is always butting in2 are relationship & i don't want to end up telling his brother off or saying something mean so what should i do? tell ur Bf......in a nice way....its his brother, im sure he pretty comfortable with him, so i dont think he'll object :p

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Is your 18th birthday near by, what are you planning to celebrate. fuck turning 18...19 is where its at

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If a boy is mean is that a sign that he likes you? not always

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Hi all, you are 17 and you one month shy of age 18, why are you so happy to be 18. porn, lottery tickets, fireworks...and maybe a little bit of freedom

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Why are boys SO stinkin complicated? cuz theyre arrogant, self centered assholes :)

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If Brucee Lee, Chuck Norris, Stevan Segal, Jet Lee, and Jackie Chan had a "free for all", who would win? I would :)

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Do you think adults have taken all the fun out of being a kid for kids? yuppers, adults can go fuck themselves....even though im 'technically' an adult, i can still say that

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I have a problem. I'm dating a wonderful guy, he's 22, I'm 19, and he lives in Florida, but I live in Maryland. We started dating October 1, 2008, and we're really serious. The thing is, he wants me to come down to Florida for two weeks for spring break, go to florida??? i kinda have the same problem, i have annoying parents, and a full time job, but im going to see my bf, who lives pretty far away, so i suggest you do the same, just book off work, get some extra money, and take a train, itll be worth your trouble, believe me ;)

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Honest and innocent question: If a good, hard working job was offered to a homeless person, would they seriously take it? homeless people are homeless for a reason, not saying they're all useless wastes of space, im just saying that it'd be really really hard to find one actually willing to go through with that

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How do you balance the amount of brainpower you designate to "intellectual" pursuits versus slightly more mundane pursuits? Do you find that you devote more brainpower to one over the other? if by mundane you mean like relatinships nd stuff, then yeah i focus too much on relationships and that type a junk, rather than my education

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If you could be 'World Champion'..at anything...what would it be? Sex...straight up

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Can you name a song with some Spanish words in it? The Anthem, feat. Lil Jon and Pitbull

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Can someone help with the process of getting 16(1/2)-1 in its simpliest form ! 7 ...yo

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Shouldn't we have an incorrect answer flag on here? probably, but the negative rating thing works anyways...actually i HATE it when a person who answers correctly gets lower ratings than sum1 who has a clever response, or is just more popular on answer bag

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When I grow very old I want to_________all day. What? take it in the ass

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How do i get a stuck cassette out of a Sony cassette deck TC-WR801ES depends how it's stuck, if worst come to worst pull it out with plyers, i did that once (except it was a DVD) and surprisingly both the dvd and the player were fine

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Guys- Do you like Red Hot Women and Ice Cold Beer...? red hot boys, and room temperature rum

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A friend tells you that he has committed a crime and you promise never to tell. Discovering that an innocent person has been accused of the crime, you plead with your friend to give himself up. He refuses . What should you do? wait until the innocent person gets incarcerated for the crime, then i'd turn in my friend

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What is your bigesst regret in life? smoking crack...for sure

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Ladies when you are sleeping with your b/f or husband which one has given you your hardest orgasm, his fingers, his tougue or his penis something about a big cock going in and outta me....omg...it just makes my cum hit the ceiling like nothing else

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Anyone good at business structure questions? HELP ME! no, but maybe sum1 else does, i just answered this to put it back at the top of the list :P

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Ever pee on your own face, or have somebody pee on it, i like to have my face drinched in hot smelly yellow pee i like it when i have alot of clothes on, it just intensifies the feeling of it

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Have you ever sucked an Asshole? after he finished fucking me, i stuck it in his butt, came in him, then drank it out of him :), it was...different, but it was good...im just glad it wasn't shitty lol

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Why do guys look at a pretty girl and think damn i want to get with that, when she ends been a snotty bitch( i'm not sayin all pretty girls are like that some are). But when guys see a chubby girl, most of the time they dont want to even give them a chanc cuz fat people are disgusting, lose some weight, then we'll talk

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Where do you prefer a guy to cum (not counting in your pussy) ? I have asked a lot of friends and everyone has a different answer. Interesting!!! considering i have no vagine, id have to say in my ass, i just love the warm feeling creeping up my spine :D

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What are some things that people never get a fetishes for? mormons

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Who loves to be covered in custard? never tried it personally, but peanut butter, i hit my friggen ceiling and beyond ;D

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This is to all the sploshers out there, have you got any ideas for other food stuff to use during sploshing, we have tried the normal stuff like custard, cream, oils, lotions, shaving foam etc. any further items to add would be much appreciated. these all work for me, melted chocolate (personal favorite), peanut butter (2nd favorite), maple syrup, melted butter, veggie oil, creamed honey, icing sugar mixed with water(looks like ALOT of cum lol), molasses, acrylic paints (THOSE ARE FUNN) :)

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If you had a splosh fetish and was feeling really horny and wantingto get very messy and your partner was at work, would you get the splosh pool out and play in it alone getting totally messy and enjoy your time in there or would you entice him home i havent found anyone else who likes sploshing......but, i found out that i love it more than taking it in the ass.....and i LOVE taking it in the ass lmfao, melted chocolate, syrup, honey, peanut butter, and butter lol, best times EVER!!

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How old was you when you found out you had a fetish? i was probably about 15...maybe 14, i found that if i rubbed melted chocolate and maple syrup all over me, then jerked off, it felt waaaaaaaayy better than usual.....like i hit the ceiling lol

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Could you add another fetish category for sploshers please omg i love sploshing...like sooo mucchh OMG, its unBELIEVABLE!!!!

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When guys cum on your face, what do u do??? whip it off?? play with it?? eat it?? if he comes in ur mouth do u spit it out or eat it?? ahhh plz tell me i swallow everything, then i sit on his chest, get him to jerk me off then lick my cum off his chest :)

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I would love to approach my wife from behind whilst she washes up and slide my arms around her, dipping my hands in the sink and stroking water over her till soaked then lower her trousers and take her as i pour more over, is this a fetish lol im just thinking, this might be out there a little, but i think its unbelievably fun...:P look up sploshig on google, and try that out :)

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What is the worse thing to do with no clothes on? refuse sex

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If you had the chance to be god woulde you take it? oh no of course not......uhhhhh wait a sec, are you fucking joking?!, naww id rather stay here and lead my what would be pointless boring life, than be able to control absolutely everything

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What is honey made from? Is it bee poop? Is it bee spit? its like...bee diarrhea and bee vomit...and bee semen

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Can you tell me another word that can be said in another way . example hello/ hi chicken, poulet, pollo... lmfao different languages :D

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Which do you like, Pepsi or Coke? pepsi_sucks_coke_is_better@hotmail.com, what does that tell you??

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What is your biggest dream? smoke weed without a care in the world, rather than going to college, just get drunk and stoned all the time, now thats the life

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Has anyone ever considered if God is a boy or girl rather than a man or woman? god is a prepubecent teenager on his rag

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Why does it seem that those on AB that are anti God are so quick to downrate and respond so hatefully to those of us who choose to believe in Him? I respect your views, please do the same for mine. I choose to be a fool for God, what if I'm right? Have fun rotting in the ground......oh...with 'God' of course

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What is a controversial topic I should never ask a question on AB about? niggers

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Would you like me better if you knew a was attractive? if youre a guy of course

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I met this guy that I had been dating for over a year when he confessed to me about a murder that he might of been involve, but got away with?? What should I do? it might not have been his fault, dont call the fucking cops, whats done is done, at least he's admitting to it, and as long as it doesnt happen again...but you have to ask yourself one question....do you trust him?

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Im addicted to 2 things...sex..and porn...me and my girlfriend have been having alot of issues because of this and want to know how i can fix it? buy a dildo/vibrator, its what i did, lol i dont even use porn anymore :D

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Could a non-smoker ever become addicted to Nicorette Gum? Does it taste just like regular gum? its not regular gum at all, if you chew it for too long it starts to hurt your gums and tongue, but yeah you could DEFINETLY get addicted to it, its got nicotine in it, so yeah, definetly

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I had a really bad day today.... I need a hug or a kiss or something! or 'something' ehhhh ;);)...well meet me somewhere, and we can do it in the back of my car...how abouts it??

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If there were no more food on earth would you eat a rat?ha ha ha lol id probably eat more than one, you know, cuz a rats not that big, and im a growing boy..soo

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Who would win: Toucan Sam or the Trix Rabbit? the trix rabbits a pansy, besides spoofs, did you EVER see him stand up to those little kids?? NEVER, so you think he has a chance against the toucan, not to mention the huge ass sword he calls a beak sticking out the front of his face, the rabbit doesnt have a chance

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What is your theory on "time" ( not the magazine...)? its a lie, created to control the human race indefinetly

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What race do you see yourself most attracted to? the race of hot emo boys ...OMGOMGOMG hawwwwwwwwwwt

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I don't have an avatar, and I am still using the little bag. So for lol, what the hell is in that bag! I think it is all of my missing panties with a note from my future husband, and way down on the bottom is my virginity! What could you find? my testicles, hurts when i try to take them out though D:

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What is something you have done that was super hard and totally worth it? asking out a cute boy, hoping that he was gay, turns out he was:D, never had a better f*ck in my life

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How do you define family? prison.....that lets you drive a car, and gives you money

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How to handle a hamster tie a small rope to its leg, and swing it around until you hear a large pop, thats how you handle a hamster

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Dont you hate when people act like when they're on drugs even though they're not, just to attract attention to themselves or to impress someone yes, i do

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Do you know how to stalk a person? yeah...you follow them around

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What is the connection between lonelyness and boredom? people make life worth living, without people is like being without life :p ya know?? :p

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Will you go to hell for thinking bad thoughts depeds on how bad the thoughts are?? (excluding the fact that hell doesn't exist)

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Does God get offended when people say that torture and the death penalty are "beneath" a civilized society? After all, God has killed every person ever to die, and created the ultimate torture chamber, and His ways are supposed to be higher than our ways. i should hope so lol, thats the best contradiction EVER

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Who's that Looking through your Window!...? me...i cant really see much though, its kinda dark

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Do you think its necessary to celebrate anniversaries? no, just another thing to forget, and get yelled at for

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Whoa wait a minute... What left those bite marks on you? my ex bf, he always bit too hard

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I'm a little tipsy right now. Your thoughts? You comments? Cheers everybody! drink...more....like take that big bottle closest to you, find a funnel, open up your gullet and down it in less than 30 seconds

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Christians, is there free will? yeah, but only if youre a normal person....i.e an athiest :)

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If I am beginning to love my padded room, have I been here too long...or do I really need to be here, now? stay, its safe and you get free food, dont give that up

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Where were you when you heard Kurt Cobain died? whos kurt cobain?

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Girls ( When is the last time your bf looked you in the eyes and told you he thinks your the most amazing girl ?) like a couple months ago, then i dumped his ass cuz he was too fucked up(im a guy btw)

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Where can i buy potassium cyanide(KCN)? well i dont know if it'll work for that specific chemical, but i recently bought potassium nitrate off of good ol' fashion eBay, so yeah, that might have it

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My tears drop everytime i see someone else cry..Wether in movies or for real...Am i a crybaby? yes

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What would happen if I always smelled like fresh baked brownies? youd probably smell like fresh baked brownies...but you know..thats just my opinion

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Are there any Atheist out there? well if there wasn't, the word athiest wouldn't really need to exist now would it?

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Some people in my family keeps telling me " Why don't you just jump from the golden gate bridge". What should i do? do it...DO IT!!!! :D:D:D:D:D seriously man, itll bee sooooooo fun, like i think you should get outta ur chair and do it!! i swear man you wont regret it

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Why is it in a lecture class your teacher will ask some rhetorical question but still expect an answer, as if they didn't know the question really was coming off in a rhetorical sense. because some teachers are underpaid idiots

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Excuse my ignorance but is this the year 2009 AD? (It's the AD part I need to know) Or do we not use AD anymore? I know that BC is before Christ. Please help thanks! im pretty sure its CE (common era) ...i think...bc doesnt exist anymore either lol, its BCE im pretty sure,(be4 common era)

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Christians, can you lose your salvation? (Please no "The Bible is fairy tales, God is fake, your idiots" answers, so tiresome) but those answers are soooo good, like youre looking for an answer that does not exist, because the question itself is completely flawed

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What is more unattractive? Ugliness or smelliness? smelliness for sure, it can be cured, ugliness cant, not to mention its waaay more unpleasant to be around an smelly person rather than the ugly alternative

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Is there anything that can shorten the length of a cold or flu? yeah a flu shot, lol orry 4 bein a smartass, i just had 2 say it :P

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When I say the word "Flood" what comes to mind? mutated monster things that come in various shapes and sizs, some of which clamp onto your face, which in turn makes you become one of them

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My mom is always bad-mouthing my husband to me over the phone. What do I say to her without making her mad? ok this is what i would do, "get the fuck outta my business you bitch, who the fuck gives you the right to talk about him that way?? i love him and thats all that matters, so get out of it you selfish undeserving twat"

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How would you react if your wife secretly racked up $700.00 on a credit card she said had a balance of $0? "im not paying, in fact im breaking up with you because i cant trust you anymore"

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What produces a sound that bothers you? my dad, that is all

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What are some essentials for camping on a fairgrounds for a three day concert? a tent, booze and weed :), thats all i'd need

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When is grand theft auto IV the lost and damned going to be released for the x-box 360 yeah what he said lol (why did pl downrate ur question, it was completely legitimate???wtf dickheads?)

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How many possible five digit number combinations are there from 1-33 (without reapeats) & how can I create a list that displays them? Eg. 01-02-03-04-05, 03-07-14-20-33 etc. stop trying to get other people to do your homework for you

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Have you ever exposed your private parts in public? On a dare, or an accident? well....i jacked off in my classroom, surrounded by my buddies......twice....does that count?

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Just because the doctor says that you have the HPV virus, does that mean that you have HPV? it would make sense considering its your doctor, and he has a degree for this kind of stuff, choosing not to believe him would be a pretty silly idea, at least i think so

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If I adopted a kitten and named it God, would I have to stop being an atheist? only if you start worshipping the kitty, but then again you probably should be in a mental institution if youre doing that

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Which is the worst feeling: disappointment, jealousy, or loneliness? disappointment man, jealousy can be bottled up, its rather a sin than a true emotion, lonliness can be dealt with, but disappointment hurts

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I have a yorkie that had 4 puppies and now had diarreah for the past week. we were feeding her soft pre-packaged food but thought that that was giving her diarreah and let her eat her regular dry food but she still has diarreah. what should we do? buy a new yorkie......get it...new...york.ie...

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If it's okay for a boyfriend to check out other girls when in a relationship, then is it still okay for them to do so even after they've cheated on you and constantly and verbally express to you that the girl they're checking out is hot? uhhh let me think about that for a sec...uhhh... NO!!!, thats complete bullshit dude, your boyfriend is an dipshit loser, and is not worth your time, he'll always have an excuse, but its always meaningless

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Would you let grandma take your toddler for a week or more "vacation"? depends, id have to see how the baby feels inside a coffin

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How can inventions be made by accident shit happens dude, meaning of life right there

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What does getting high feel like to you? considering im pretty ripped right now, id say it feels pretty damn good.....im feelin kinda sluggish tho lol

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When is your birthday ( just month ) july...why?

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I know quizzes that parents take about kids, but who knows a site of quizzes about parents for kids to take? LOL i dunno, but thats a really good question

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What is the worst way to keep up a conversation? hey...penis

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I'm born to _______. (Fill in as many words as you need to in order to complete your sentence. A list is an option.) die

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Would it normally be considered very strange to sleep in the same bed with your boyfriend while you have never had sex, and are not planning on it in the near future? I'm talking about cuddling here. Would it likely end up being incredibly awkward? not unless you made it ackward, serious man i know what im saying here

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In your opinion what job would be very lonely? mortician

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How will believers react if December 12, 2012 comes and goes and nothing happens? i guess we'll find out on december 12, 2012 :p

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What is the name of a job where the work is done outside only? astronaut...that counts right?

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Which is the best porn tube site? SteamShare.com? www.8teenboy.com, that is all

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I am 19 years old i have known this gal for a while now we want to date but she is 15 years old can i and what are the laws behind that well i have the same problem, call me a pedophile, i dont care, just go for it, dont do anything she doesnt want obviously, and only tell your friends about her....thats what i did, and im 18 (go ahead call child services on me, shows how pathetic you are)

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Bad question, I know, but I'm curious. Go to google.com and type in your name and then the word 'needs'. What does it say you need? it says i need rehab.....thing is i dont disagree with that, it makes more sense than i wanted it to

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What would you do if I saw me reading the newspaper while having a bowel movement on your front lawn? I'd say 'hey hank, whats up??'

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If you were about to get mauled by a bear, and you had a car with one seat to get away(hypothetically speaking you could get away) who would you take with you; your best friend that saved your life, a 90 year old woman, your wife, or your grandmother? mah wife..even though i dont have a wife, hypothetically speaking, my wife is probably the most important person to me in that situation, the 90 year old lady is close anyways, same goes for your grandmother, and your best friend should be able to fend for himself, he DID save your life after all

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Long story short,i really like this girl,how do i ask her out?without sounding too needy?im 15(extra info) and very shy,i have some friends that talk to her(help perhaps?)and at the school level(popularity, or whatever)she ranks kinda high,help!!! ask...dont be a bitch, dont pussy out.,....ask, it works, otherwise how the fuck will u ever find out??

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My son cries all the time for the dumbest reasons and i hate to admit it but he's a sissy, despite my efforts to give him a backbone. his therapist says he's a perfectionist. why do we have to have less offensive terms now instead of telling it like it is because thats just the way people are.....(btw, i hink your son might be gay, soo when he grows up put in a good word for me ;) )

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Bananas or peperoni? pepperoni stings when u put it in ur butt, so id have to go with bananas

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I started Lexapro 3 days ago and since then, I've pretty much stopped eating, I'm shaking all the time, and I've had my first panic attack in months. Should I wait a couple of weeks to see if this changes, or stop now? I can't see the Dr. till March. yeah what he said

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Beer and peanuts or Wine and cheese? i dont like peanuts, and i hate wine, so id go with the beer and cheese option

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Give me your________. What? love

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How much money would it take for you to leave your country, never to return? right now id need a good 20-30 million bucks

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How many beers/shots does it take you till your drunk? 4 shots of 45-50 % or 4 beers, although my limit is about 6-7 beers be4 i start to get pukey, and about maybe 6-7 shots lol

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Do you drink blue juice from under the sink? naww its brown and chunky ( :P i have a really old sink)

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RHYME TIME: What are 3 pair of words that rhyme? Mine are: blocks/socks, jacket/racket, rattle/tattle! (3 KayJ.....yes! "3") fuck/duck shit/fit cunt/hunt :)

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If you were a policeman sitting, parked in your cruiser-bored, nothing important to do and you saw me race past you doing 80 MPH on a clear intersection (no one in danger) .. Would you let me go, chase me, have fun with it... What? id chase you, catch you, shoot you, cut you up, put you in garbage bags, and dump you in a large river near a large population

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Why does my xbox 360 keep saying connection interrupted? I have a good signal and it usually works fine. The last few times I have played it said Connection Interrupted every five seconds. it might mean ur internet providers are fucking with their equipment causing it to be constantly interrupted, a least thats what the deal is with me

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Would you like to join me in congratulating PiZZaZZ on become a BRAIN? no

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What on Earth are you wearing??? Have you no respect? apparently not

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What technology can improve the business develop.thank you sexual bondage machines, with motion sensing turrets on each corner

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What is the perfect bra size? b cups, i hate d's becuz theyre too sloppy, and if they arent now, they will be later :(

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With the possibility of the discrimination laws being changed to protect homosexuals' jobs would you come out at work? Why or why not. thats a good question, i guess ill find out when i become a cop :P :P

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Regarding sexual orientation, on a scale of 1 to 10, where do you fall? (1 being completely gay, 10 completely straight) 0 :)

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Is it time for change? For you to change? For society to change? For the world to change? Is everything going to change? Should it? ive already changed e-fuckin-nuff societie's constantly changing, the worlds already changed a fuckin lot so yeah i guess it is a time for change, it always is

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My daughter, 20, seems to have difficulty with dating relationships. She seems to be comfortable with boys who don't want to date, but just text her. If a nice young man comes along and seems interested and wants to date, she avoids him. Why? sounds like a girl version of me :P

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Do you think anarchy would be an unstable form of goverment? well...duhhhh, the whole point of anarchy is unstability..well..basically :P

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Does it mean the love is gone,when you and your spouse dont show and rarely say you do because problems,arguments,disagreements, and no communication. not necessarily, you guys can still love each other, if you loved before, you can love again, just getting it to work with the lives you currently have is the hard part

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Is it good to have winmx on a laptop? i dunno

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What is a good novel use for toilet paper other than in the bathroom? print the bible on it

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Does the pope know who God wills to win next year's Super Bowl, or will he have to find out with the rest of us? GOD DOESNT EXIST!!!...gah i cant deal with you ppl anymore :P

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Are you at all worried that the financial crisis may cause food shortages and hunger riots across the world? nope

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If a child who doesn't get a chance to sin goes straight to Heaven, isn't abortion actually the best gift a parent can give, while not having one is purely selfish, holding onto he love the child will give the parents while risking possible Hell for them? yeah...if you're THAT stupid

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Could you use dinner scraps as fertilizer? depends on what ur eatin'

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What do you have to say? not much

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Will Heaven have bibles? no because bibles are stupid and ignorant...just like me :)

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Are you a beautiful freak? well...im not terrible looking, but i am fucked up inside the head, so in a way i guess so :P

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How would i know how much "special brownies" to eat in order not to get 2 high? i've smoked before and that way is really easy 2 judge. also, what is different abt the high by eating it, as opposed to smoking it. i no its different, but how? luc??

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Is porn sites downloading illegal in India may i ask, are you from india??

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Who is lumberjack I dunno why dont you ask him??

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What is your reaction to Clint Eastwood latest movie "Gran Torino?" "hmm that looks pretty good, i might go see it"

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I NEED MONEY WHAT DO I DO DUHH...get a job maybe?? unless ur too lazy..which is pretty pathetic

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Is it true that purple haze is no longer in circulation or is it just very rare to come across? there is no waaaayyy its outta circulation....man i just smoked summa that last night....seriously

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Don't you hate ALL generalizations? you can't generalize with generalizations man, some are good and some are bad, and thats just the way its always going to be.

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On the top or on the bottom? bottom is the best thing ever, but ill be on top if the person wants to be on bottom, and theyre hotter than i am :)

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If you were stranded on an island, who would you want there with you? sum random hot gay emo kid....so id at least have some good entertainment ;)

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Do you prefer circumcised or uncircumcised men? do you think it really makes a difference? both are beautiful creationz

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Has there ever been questions on AB you wanted to answer but held back to avoid attracting the attentions of the hate groups? nah....i let everyone know whats on my twisted mind :)

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Unable to connect to internet unless it shows connected you have a bad internet connection....thats all

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Is it wrong of me to NOT want to go to college? I just got my GED (with an almost perfect score) and I'm 16, and I honestly don't feel like that's what would be the best for me right now, despite all the people pressuring me to go to one. Don't go if you don't want to......I don't want to be the one to ruin your future....but if this isn't what you want, the ppl pressuring you might be ruining YOUR future, and giving you THEIR VERSION of your future....your only 16, yes you should be worrying about this stuff, but wait a bit until you get older, once you get older you'll understand why it's so...

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Guys:your (educated opinion please) on feminism? my version of an edumacated answer....: small minded sandeypussy bitches

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What are you downloading at the moment? Gay boy porn.....(you asked :p)

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I am fourteen and have never had a girlfriend in my life. Is this okay? I'm 18 and iv'e never had one be4

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What would you do with a million dollars? a cure for the 'gay' disease

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How would you rate your self esteem? lower than Hell

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What will i find in your bedroom other than bed and pillows? nuthin extravagant....just drugs and knives

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First thing that comes to mind when i say "lotus"? A vagina...don't ask me why.....maybe i'm just horny or sumthing :p..

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How popular are you with the boys? Not popular enough considering my last question....

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What are some names you would never name your Son or Daughter? Optimus prime and Megatron [Dane Cook fans ;) ]

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Are you in a youtube video? yes

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Are you straight,bi-sexual,gay, or neither? I'm a guy and I like taking it in the ass, what does that tell you?

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Have you ever felt like another person's love was "stolen" from you? yep....it hurt like a bitch, and it still does.

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Is making gay marriage illegal a gross violation of separation of church and state? Give me one reason that making gay marriage illegal is not based on religion. Because homosexuality is immoral and wrong, and anyone who partakes i such evil belong in Hell.........or at least that's what the prejudice a$$holes who go against gay marriage believe. (I'm gay btw, just so ya know)

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I'm 18 and have never been 'in love' as far as I can tell. Is there actually an 'in love' feeling? Can someone please explain it to me? Love is that feeling you get inside, when your chest gets really warm, and your heart beats really fast, but it feels really good at the same time.....when no one or nothing else matters but him...

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Are you satisfied with having two eyes? ya

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What is your definition for cute? Ryan Eliot

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What's the most alcohol you have drunk in one night? I'm just about the biggest lightweight ever.....but i drank half a 26 er....which ended up with me falling hand first into a fire pit

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Dark night. Walking alone on the road. Well past midnight. You're scared. You speed up your pace. A distant wolf's howl. Silent whispering behind you. You slowly turn. AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH! What did you see to make you scream so bad? I actually do that every weekend walking home from parties.....and there's nothing there, I'm just trippin' out really hard

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What weighs 7500 lbs? my penis...actually it doesn't

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Have you ever felt as though nobody actually cares about you and why you have been put on this earth? Every single day dude....it's my way of life now

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What would be a good comeback after someone says your gay yes...yes I am

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What will give puppies the runs mostly anything, considering that they're puppies.....but personally I don't know, I just answered to refresh your question back to the top.

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When I say, "New Zealand", what is the first thing you think of? (Note: "Huh?", "Where?" and "Old Zealand!" are not answers...) Huh?, where?....oh yeah...Old Zealand.

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What's the longest time you've spent on the computer or playing video games? all day from when i woke up(9:00) to the next day....about (10:00)

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My red tail shark is floating around upside down& being pushed all over by the current in the tank, but he's still moving his gills. whats wrong with him? I have fish, and I've seen them happen to alot of them...he's probably very sick, and is probably going to die...he best I could say, is go easy on the food, and check the temp of your tank....if it's cold, buy an appropriatly sized fish tank heater. At least, that's what I would do.

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If you are a Homosexual, when you were a kid were you attracted to the opposite sex or not ? (be honest) I've never had a girlfriend, and i've never considered it....only guys for me...not a girl even if I had the chance

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For those of you who are bisexual or gay...when did you know you were and when did you 'come out'?? :) I'm still not out, but I'm considering coming out very soon

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Define the perfect AB question. No, I don't wanna

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Should people genetically engineer a cure for homosexuality? how do you know you're not the one that needs curing?

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WHY DO GAYS & LESBIANS EXIST? because we do, enough said

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The Kool Ade man keeps bursting through my wall, how do I make him stop? tell Dane Cook about it

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Can you put your own DVD's on your iPod video? How? go to limewire, and download a program called handbrake...it converts DVD's directly to MP4's....it's what I do, and it always works

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Are you secretly gay? yes I am...just not on answerbag

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I'm gay and in highschool. What's the best way to meet guys discreetly? This isn't an answer, but I'm just here sayin' I'm in highschool too man, and I'm havin' the same problems you are, it sucks...it really sucks, but just work your way through it, there's not really any way to goaround it discreetly, but do what you can

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I'm doing shrumes, but I just want to know, is 4 grams too much to do the first time? .

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Do you like it in the butt? ya

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How does it feel to be f**ked in the ass by a guy? good

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Do your parents treat you like a baby( to all you teenagers out there)? why do they do it? Parents overprotect most kids ( usually) it can get really annoying, but they do it cuz they care. And with good reason.

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How many tylenols is TOO many? please answer

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If someone asked you to smoke weed what would you say? yes

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If coffee is so bad for you, why does it taste so good? "Even little kids in Mexico drink coffee." - Kicking and Screaming What's your favorite coffee? I love Green Mountain Pumpkin Spice, but they no longer make it. You're a little all over the place there, I think you've been drinking too much coffee....by the way it's columbian

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Have you any interesting allergies? White n' Nerdy

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How many of you are members of PETA, WWF, or Greenpeace? seeing by the few answers you have gotten so far, i'm going to say, not many.

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What is your normal routine upon using your computer? turn on my comp, open msn, and firefox

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Which do you use Hispanic or Latino(a)?Why? Hispino, latanic....it doesn't matter, who cares, people are people....but If I have to refer to one, I'll call them 'a spanish person'

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How do you massage yourself? Massage yourself where?, it depends, cuz I could tell you something you might not appreciate.

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What was the longest relationship with someone? , well I'm related to my mother and father, so i'd say 16 years...if you mean intimate relationship, then i can't answer ya there.

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If you look to the left of you, what do u see? Myself....I'm sitting beside a mirror

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Why do people smoke pot and do other drugs when the risks of doing them are published and reiterated over and over again? This has always puzzled me. Because people who smoke dope, and do other drugs are complete morons.

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What would your mother tell me about you? Nothing at all, considering she has no idea who you are.

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What is your favorite song by Weird Al Yankovic? I definetly gotta say White n' Nerdy

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What to do when a female dog is in heat unless you're a male dog, don't do anything

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What to do when a female dog is in heat .

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What drove man, in the first place to have pets? A car?

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WHO THINKS EMENIEM IS AWESOME? My name probably already gives you your answer

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What the!! a comment that chub daddy left, it is now under my username! whats going on? Name changing imposter, don't worry about it, he'll leave you alone eventually, it happened to me, he's just a douche bag in search of attention....kinda like me except for the part about the bag of douche

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I find Chubb Daddy super attractive. Does he make anyone else wet? um, no not really

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Can I find a boyfriend here? Probably give it a shot, I dunno why the fuck you'd want to...no one on the internet IS who they say they are.

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What knid of shoes do you have on at this exact moment. The kind that are made out of human flesh, and attatched to me.

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Have you every experienced anything ghostly? Yeah, I saw an anorexic person once

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Give yourself a little sniff. Is it time to take a shower? Nah, I showered 4 weeks ago, still plenty of time.

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My husband is physically and emotionally abusive to me. We have kids and they do not want me to leave him. He does the abuse in front of them sometimes. Is leaving him wrong or right. Iwant what is best for my children but i do not like the abuse. Leave him now, your kids'll be sad at first, but when they grow up they'll understand your decision, and fully support your decision, if you don't they may end up like your husband, and eventually be abusive in the future.

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Who's your daddy? Skip if difficult. That would probably be my father.

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What song do you wish would never play again in your lifetime? Would the real slim shady please shut up, by Christine Aguiliera.

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What do you do to boost your mood? you asked, and I am going to answer honestly........I smoke dope

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What's your favorite chorus from a song? I am whatever you say I am, if I wasn't then why would I say I am, in the paper the news every day I am, radio won't even play my jam, cuz ......etc The Way I Am by Eminem.

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Got points? apparently so, now you do too

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About how many shots are in a mickey of alcohol? I'm pretty sure it's 10, but I might be wrong.

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Can you resist dogs? I could never! nope, they're far too delicious

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What can you do the first time but cant the second kill someone

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WHAT CAN I FEED MY NEW RABBIT? rabbit food

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Does anyone esle feel that mothers can't win? Either you get critised for using formula, or you get critised for breastfeeding because nobody wants to see you feeding your child! I believe it's a mother's right to feed her baby whatever & where ever! Yeah, why not, people who get offended by that obviously don't know what raising a child is like (neither do i), but I still support you in this matter.

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Why is it considered racist to be proud of being white but considered ethnic pride to be proud of being any other race? Nope, not at all, as long as you don't go around chanting 'white power!', you'll be fine.

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Is there anything that can take away the scratches of a game and if there is please!!!!!! tell what its called and were to find it You cant unscratch a disk, you'll have to buy a new one....unscratching a disk would be like, un-killing someone.

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When was the last time you made a back up of all the important data in your computer? hahahahahahhahahahahahaa...oh wait you're serious?........oh...um...I would have to say abooouuuuuuuttt.................never.

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Who is the worst singer of all time? I would say Christine Aguiliera, but I've only 'herd' one song by her, and it was 'would the real slim shady please shut up', and as you can probably tell by my name, I was not a fan of the song...plus she sounded absolutely awful.

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Why would you go AWAY on aim, or msn,when you're not AWAY? Yes, if I don't want to speak with someone, it gives m a reason not to answer them when they talk to me, I know it sounds a bit harsh, but it is necessary at times.

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If you had a Troll for a pet, what would you name it? Chubb Daddy

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I have to do a research so does schoo teach you stuff Of course school teaches you stuff, that's the point of them.

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How do you get a boyfreind Take some initiative, it's not written in stone that guys HAVE to ask out girls, switch it around, and someone might be pleasantly surprised.

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If i died tomorrow would you miss me? Sorry but no, I don't know you, and you would be among thousands more that have died tomorrow as well, so if I missed you, I'd have to miss a thousand more people that I don't even know.

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When you come home from work, what do you usually do? Sleep, I don't go to work, but I go to school which can be stressful too.

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Do you guys think marajuana should be illegal. nah, not gonna say why, because i've answered this question before.

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What is the oldest game that you still playing? I'd say Pong, but since it's too obvious, I'll say Doom 1 and 2....classic shooters.

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Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road? (rating funny/good answers) Because he saw what happened to the chicken before him.

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Will you watch the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie? No, not unless I'm drugged, tied to chair and forced to, even then i'll close my eyes.

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What is a petafile? those animals rights people.

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What is your opinion on marajuana? fun but stupid, it's fine as long as you don't do it long term.

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What would be a good comeback after someone says your gay Oh yeah...welll......umm.....fuck you!.....

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How many words are there that are spelled them same forward or backward? ex. xanax kayak and eye

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Would you rather be buried or cremated? Neither, I'd prefer the taxidermy route.

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What (if anything) do you collect? Coins, I dunno, because they're easy to get, I don't have to go out of my way to get them.

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How come when a girl sleeps around she is called a slut and when a boy gets girls he's called a pimp? It doesn't make sense, I know, but all I can say is guys are guys, and girls are girls.

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Do people realise how dangerous it is to _________? fill in the blanks?

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What's the worst habit someone could have? I would have to say smoking, since I used to....i see my friends doing it and it really bothers me now.

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If Jesus returned, and insisted that he must gnaw off one of your ears as a token of faith, would you let him do it? no

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What do you do when you are bored? Masturbate........don't get mad at me, you asked, I answered. [EDIT] I absolutely love the downrates, what, someone not like honesty?

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What is the best way to get revenge on someone who stabbed you in the back? Physically stab them in the back....it'll be symbolic

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I wish i could __________. I wish I could......not answer fill in the blanks questions

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Whos gotta xbox? whats your favorite game? Me, Halo 2, halo 3 probably when it comes out.

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Why are guys always confusing with everything? and why do they do that Wtf, you women are what confuse us guys....we're simple beings, with usually only one thought on our minds, if you can figure out what that is, you've figured out guys.

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What is your least favorite movie ever and why? Farenheit 9/11.....such bull shit, and michael Moore's a liar.

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Would you be up for some liver, fava beans, and a nice chianti? Nah, some nice Clarice'll do just fine

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Where can I find a full version of 300 the movie without having to download it (aka I'd like to watch it in my browser)? Umm, almost impossible....you're going to have to download it....if it was on the net it would be illegal, just use Limewire

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I made the rank "professor" here on answerbag!! Woohoo, anyone else wanna celebrate with me? no, not especially, not to bring you down or anything.

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Hello, DARLINGS! I'm black!... I mean back! Anyhow, what's up with that? Why was I for some reason set to be penalised until March 18, then suddenly released from my bond(age)s? Heeeeeyyyyy...this is Sakhalinski....yeyuh......good to see ya.

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Is there a way to put a You Tube video on an ipod video? No, it's flash

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If the sky was falling, and would crussh you in 2 days, what would you do to try and stop it? Tell chicken little to piss off.

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What is the most embarrassing injury you've had? foreskin caught in my zipper.....OMG..horrible, awful pain.......'There's something about Mary' had NOTHING on this.....ugh.

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What are your favorite quotes? Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas "what the fuck are we doin' out here in the middle of the desert?"

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What's your favorite Jolly Rancher flavor? Watermelon by far....if you say sour apple I will stab you in the jaw.

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Is there a word where starting with Q isn't followed with U in the English language? (Not including proper nouns or abbreviations) Qanat ...I'm not sure what it is, but look it up, it does mean something.

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What's your favorite scene in Harry Potter? When he dies.......wait he doesn't....damn....I don't mind the movies, I just hate the character Harry.

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Do you think being gay should be illegal? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH...........NO!!!!!!!! no way in Hell, not in a million years, I'm not going to give reason, because I don't think it deserves one.

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FTB:I played ________ today. with myself

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Why would someone want to sleep 20 hours per day I guess they're tired....

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How many words can you thing of that and with dous? Quite a few, not caring to mention any.......... learn to type, how do you get those letters mixed up with each other???...they aren't at all close to each other on the keyboard.

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I want to be a __________? an Oscar Meyer weiner.

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Has it ever crossed your mind that maybe you're mentally insane? I honestly do, because i get weird urges to do weird things, I'm not going to go deeper into this, but I feel....not right, a lot of the time

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Why are you nice to people who don't deserve it? Because they're hot.

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I don't wanna give__. birth....luckily I don't have to

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How's life? It tastes kind of grainy, and isn't all it's cracked up to be....sure it's healthy, but kids need a good tasting breakfast cereal as WELL as healthy.

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What if they outlawed drinking and made marijuana legal? A hell of a lot more people would be smokin' dope.

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Why are there ABers that are just absolutely mean spirited? ( I guess I am naive but I am just simply a nice person that always tries to be nice to others. ) Any thoughts? Some people just don't like certain people...I know there'sa lot of anti-Marshall fans out there.

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What's the hardest thing for you to do? A girl....since it hasn't happened yet.

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Would you rather be buried alive under a pile of discarded horse scrotums, or drink 4 gallons of AIDS virus? OMG.....this made me laugh....I'd have to go for horse scrotums, because there's at least a chance of me surviving.

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How do you stop cheese from getting that "funny" taste when storing it in the fridge? Close the fridge door

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Have you ever been in a situation where you could not stop yourself from laughing? What was so funny? yeah umm....but i was under the influence of a mind controlling substance.......it was fear and loathing in las vegas, I just couldn't stop laughing.

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At what age did you start drinking alcohol? What did you start with? 14 years old, 9 shots of straight vodka with no chaser....I did not enjoy that night.

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Have you ever been drunk while under age? Several times in the past and several more times to come in the future....it'll be soooo much easier to get when I become of age.

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Where can I talk to other distressed teenagers? distressed about what, because most of that qualifies for me.

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Can you share your best drunk story? If you show me yours, I'll show you mine. I had 13 shots of 45% vodka(im 16) I fell into a fire pit and got 3rd degree burns on my hand, I passed out in a parking lot, and just by absolute pure dumb luck, my friends happened to spot me lying there.

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What can rabbits do everything humans can do, but better.

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Are there any answerbag users' avatars that you just can't stand looking at? one that was just a bad picture of a guy, I wished he would get a better picture, I dunno, it just annoyed me and made me feel sick...ill give the name if you dont mind me making someone feel bad.

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What is a good name for a male yellow canary? waffle....or banana

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Do you think that people take things too seriously on answerbag, such as getting mad about jokes and not noticing when someone is kidding? pffft...Hell yeah man.....all the high level guys...(especially 'braveheartreject') really don't like my sense of humour.

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Does your preferred god have testes? Is yes, what are they for? Mrs.God

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My best friend who's a girl made out with me. I have a girlfriend who I made out with the night before. I love them both and I don't know what to do. Can somebody help me? Stay with your GF, she's all you really have for sure, if you dump her and go for your friend, you might not even get her, and you'll have lost your GF.....just take the sure thing, and try not to fuck up some poor chicks life.

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Whenever i play my playstation 2 i hear a clicking noise it effects my online play by freezing and is begining to freeze durring normal gameplay what do i do (by the way i have a thin playstation) If you have a big PS2 it's a manufacturing error that was built into all of them, and I'm sorry to say, there isn't much that can be done, it happened to me, so I sold it on eBay for 90 bucks(legally)....but if you have a slimline thin PS2, then I have no idea what's wrong with it. EDIT: ok then...fine....i guess all I just said is probably useless to you...

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Are you more attractive than you give yourself credit for? I wouldn't know, it's hard to tell...but I know I'm not ugly, and not bad looking

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Do you like your middle name? I accept it, but I don't have to like it......but I don't hate it.

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Do you wear socks? At the moment..........no

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Where do you think you will go when you die? Hell What can I say, I guess I'm a downer

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Whats the deal about wine, its just a snobs way of being smug isnt it? I can't abide the stuff, tastes like vinegary grapes, and the more expensive the worse it tastes. yeah...wine is for snobs.....not.....it's just anther alcoholic drink, who cares who drinks it. It can taste good you just have to have a taste for it.

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Are there any unnecessary internal organs I can surgically remove from my horse to make her lighter, and thus faster for racing? I would not suggest doing anything of the sort......the only thing I can think of would be what humans have that is extra which is an appendix, but I'm almost 100% sure horses don't have them anyways.

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FILL IN THE BLANK: I wish i had a ____________. better way to spend my time

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Are you on anytihng else besides answerbag? If soo what? yeah man, it's called ecstasy........ EDIT:......I'm joking obviously, just felt like putting a silly answer to a question

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How can you make school more fun? Illegal drugs and alcohol....good advice?...not really.

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What object are you most proud of owning? Myself.....got nothin' else to show

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If IHOP stands for International House of Pancakes, why do you only see it in North America? Because it sounds better than NAHOP

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What is your favorite sad song? Stan by eminem

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Will the real slim shady please stand up? Nah..he doesn't wanna

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My exboyfriend moved back from Europe after 16 years. We were born at the exact same time and were soul mates. He broke my heart by leaving and finding another, and now he is home and wants to get together with me. We are both married. What would you do? He broke your heart and left you for 16 years.....him doing that should show that he is not your true soul mate, return the favor he did to you 16 years ago and break his heart....he deserves it....or at least make him work for you....if your already married, it's not fair to your husband to leave him for an ex boyfriend of 16 years ago.

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Can anybody explain why if I answer a question like, "Why?" I get lots of points, but if I answer a question that needs technical skill and knowledge, like, "What function in Excel will give the result I need?" I get no points? You answered my question?...it's because...(no offense) lots of people on answerbag can be not very intelligent.......(rate me down, I don't care because it's true)

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Why do yawning little babies make us yawn, when we can't make them yawn? The whole yawning being contagious only works for people who can think clearly, a baby has no idea what's going on, so yawning means as much to them as coughing or sneezing.

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If drugs were legalized, would use go down because the rebellion factor is gone, or would it increase because it's not illegal? Increase because it's not illegal, believe me, drugs are not for rebellion, they are done because they are fun.

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A person you don’t particularly like has food stuck between his teeth. Do you tell him? depends how much I dislike them, but if they're someone I really don't like (since I can be a very callous person) i'll probably not tell them.

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What are you doing right now? Honestly....what do you think?

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I don't understand your supposed to keep the rabits food dish full at all times but not over feed them tell me PLEASE how is that possible? Rabbits get full unlike dogs, so they won't eat themselves to death, just don't 'overfill' the bowl I guess.

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If you could choose only four things to eat or drink ever again, what would they be? Coke Pizza water and Bread......Luxury and basics

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I am looking for a site to download microsoft office and a very good anti-virus for free.. HELP!!!! thanks For free, I would say download Limewire, and use that, although, some files on Limewire carry viruses too, so it's a risk either way.

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This guy keeps on calling me fat and ugly but i know i'm not what should i do? Say 'I'm not fat, go fuck yourself'......I know it's a bit crude, but it'll get your desired effect.

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Do you think you should have gotten more points for your Q's and A's? The real question is, do you think we should even care?

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How do I get these voices out of my head? Get off Answerbag, and get some sleep.

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What is Gothic? Those cathedrals somewhere in europe.

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What is the gayest YouTube Video? Probably the one with 2 guys. I flagged this as offensive by the way, just so you know.

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What was your favorite book as a child? Playboy....intelligent reading

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You mother f*ckers haven't blocked SH*T!!! I AM THE REAL CHUBB DADDY! EAT ME RAW!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PS Wanna see my chubby? even though you're an asshole, some of the things you say still make me laugh

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Have you ever gotten so drunk you peed on yourself? No I can't say that I have, but I have Puked on myself several times before, on a new sweatshirt too.

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Any guesses as to what I'll be an AB expert in? outside the bag

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Has anyone tried the mentos and diet cola thing?how high did you manage to get it?do you now the best combination of mentos+diet cola to cause the highest fountain,without the use of any other tools to make it squirt higher? somehow tape the mentos to the inside of the cap, and screw it on REALLY fast...that works for me.

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Can a baby learn two languages at the same time? .

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What is MAGIC to you? M-ushrooms A-cid G-in I-ce C-hronic

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How would YOU define your sxuality? (if you are offended by this question then sorry please just move on - no gaybashing please either) Bisexual 16 year old male, which really sucks at this point of life, not being able to tell anyone.

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Who is the nicest answerbagger? tani_1.....at least from what I can tell.

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For those who have tried the patch to quit and then later the nic gum to quit or vice verse which seems to work the best? use both ....I personally never used anything, just strong willpower, and you'll get through fine

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Who is your favourite answerbagger? Me, myself, and I.

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Who here doesnt live in America? I am from North America, but not in the United States

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What's your favorite single line from a poem or song lyric? I must say......"Fack, Fack, Fa-ack"........the song FACK by Eminem.

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Let's conduct an experiment. Can you please rate this question down to see how low into the negatives it gets? This isn't going to work, and it might backfire a bit too much for you.

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Is it wrong to have lustful thoughts about your kitten? To have thoughts.....kind of, but i guess not too bad.....but to follow through with them would be very wrong, and very disgusting.

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What is the biggest word in the world in english and what does it mean? Antidisestablishmentarianism....at least I'm assuming.

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Please make a ONE word statement about love. "Love is____? Agonizing

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Any tips on how I can learn to stand up for myself? I am a walking doormat :( I myself am one as well, but lately I've been standing up for myself, I'm not quite sure what made me do it, but I felt enough was enough, just try to do certain things to raise your self esteem enough to get the courage to stand up for yourself.

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What is your favorite Eminem Song?? Please don't be mean, every artist has at least one decent song. I gotta say favorite is 'Without me', but best done is probably 'Lose yourself'.

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Should i tell my mom that i am gay depends how old you are, if you're younger than 16 no.

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How can you get a gay porn without your parents knowing Erase your internet history, and delete the internal cache as well as clearing your cookies....if you understand that, works for me.

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Need ur advice, i have bad odors down there but no abnormal secretions just a bad smell what do i do? wash alot more than you are currently doing, no one likes the 'fish' smell.

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Is it normal for a guy to curl his toes when he climaxes? yup

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Who will do masterbate is girl or boy ?whta is the meaning of it?is ti for women or for men? If I understand correctly, both guys and girls masturbate...in different ways obviously.

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Have you ever posed nude in front of an art class? No i can't say that I have.

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Red fog appears around the edges of my Panasonic TV. Why? If you mean fog by a red tinge, it's probably because someone held a magnet against it, that should be the cause of it, it's happened to a lot of my t.v's over time.

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Why doesn't God show himself? He did, in South Park...he was that blue duck monster thing

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How many tvs do you have in your house 9, a lot of spares though

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What kind of drunk are you? very loud and very obnoxious, but surprisingly timid....I NEVER fight.

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I have recently started to grow armpit hair but the problem is one armpit is growing faster than the other. The hairs on my right armpit are like 1 centimeters longer than the left. ( there is completely no hair on my left) is this normal? It doesn't matter, nothing bad's gonna happen, it'll even out eventually.

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How many normal-sized pieces of pizza can you eat comfortably in one sitting? Comfortably about 1 large pizza, which is about 8 pieces......but I can eat up to 2 large pizzas if I really try, but I'm not at all comfortable after, and it feels like a waste.

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People keep trying to tell me that being gay is a lifestyle choice that people can make. I'm failing at it. Has anyone, personally, ever chosen to be gay, and succeeded? Do you personally know anyone who has? You are who you are, and you are what you're born as...i didn't choose to be what I am, but I am this way, and nothing I do is going to change that.....sure I could pretend to be straight, but it wouldn't be for the best of my future

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Does wine or beer go better with pizza? beer beer beer.....I've had bad experiences with wine a few years ago.....ewwwwww...not fun.

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Why does America keep alcohol around? When there is someone every 6 seconds who dies from a drunk driver, when someone dies of alcohol poisoning, when someone dies or gets beat up by someone drunk.. We should save lives not destroy them. When they tried prohibiting alcohol a long time ago, it brought forth smuggling, and gave birth to the mafia, not saying they wouldn't have come around anyways, but banning alcohol would just make things more dangerous for the country. Plus....it's fun

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How can I surf the net 100% anonymously You can not....some sites take down your IP adress, which is basically your computers 'name'.....in a way.

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Do you think that every time you/somebody down-rates something, they should also comment on it explaining why they think it is a bad answer? not necessarily....but usually it is depending on the situation at hand.

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I'm getting an iPod in 3 weeks, and, I'm not sure my parents will allow that. I really want one too, (50% off from my friend)(With my own $$$). Being all nice wouldn't really work. They think music is evil, but i have Christian music. What should i do? I'm in almost the same situation.....get a video iPod, and say you're using it ONLY for videos, even though you will use it for music, it's worked for me, and my parents have no idea about the stuff I listen to.

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Who would like some points? yeah sure why not?.....please don't hurt me

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Been there...________ Been there fucked that

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Do you believe that deep down inside, everyone has a decent heart? nope....some people are just born pure evil, with no conscience and no pity.....but lots of people are born with a decent heart, it's just whether they're willing to use it or not.

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I am a 14 year old boy. I cuss, mastrubate, drink caffine, and watch r rated moveis. I want to date a 16 year old Mormon girl. What would i have to give up to ask this girl out? Me being a non mormon, would i be able to ask her out? don't swear in front of her, don't tell her you masturbate, and drink less coffee or pop or whatever....I'm not sure of the chance you'd have with her because of the age difference, but I'd still give it a shot, nothing you can really lose.

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Do you think puppies are irresistable? Yeah, they go good with some nice chipotle sauce..mmm

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How much of one food can you eat, and what is it? I can eat about 2 large pizzas if I'm hungry......I'm not overweight surprisingly, actually I'm pretty thin.

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How do i talk to a girl if i don't even know her? well...you have a grade advantage, so that should help, just do what katybabyy said.....just try making conversation, see what happens, but believe me, it doesn't get any easier with age.

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What do you do when someone coughs or sneezes on you? cough on them....they can't get mad, they did it first, even if it wasn't intentional on their part, it still is very rude not to even cover up at all.

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Are you hot? Nope, but I'm not ugly..I think I'm not bad looking, unless I get a haircut.

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What is the most embarrassing thing you ever did? something to do with a fire pit and a lot of alcohol

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What do you think of Anna nicole Smith's sudden death? good riddance

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Do you do anything that you know is bad for you? Drink every weekend with my friends.....I get cheap rum from a kid at my school, it's mystery rum, and i don't know what's in it, but I know it can't be good for me.

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How long can you type without looking at the keyboard and without making a mistake? Try typing your answer without looking at the keyboard, and don't correct any spelling errors ;) notvert eell...... That's supposed to mean 'not very well'.

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Would you say i'm a good kid if i'm thirteen, get straight a's, don't do drugs, don't fight with anybody, and don't slack;not spoiled? That sounds fine, but not to get your hopes down, in high school,a lot of pressures come into play...first time i smoked I was 14, first time I drank was 15......same with weed.....and shrumes 16.......not good, try to avoid all this stuff, and you can still end up like you are right now

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At what age did you start drinking alcohol? What did you start with? 15 years old/..... 13 shots of vodka.....ended up passing out somewhere, waking up 20 hours later and having to walk 5 miles home with a hangover...not a great experience, but I'm limiting myself now.....still love it, and won't stop soon.

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How can I tell a girl that I want to marry her for financial reasons and not for love because love isn't real, and I don't want to lie? We do enjoy each other's company, and would prosper financially if we were partners. Is this just a way of saying you don't believe in love?.......if not just ask her to marry you, and have a terrible loveless life in the future, if that's what you want.

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What are your thoughts about fruit? They're pretty friendly I guess

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If everyone you knew had a crush on one guy, including you, and he asked you out, would you date him? Why/Why not? umm....yes..I definetly would..why not?..what could I possibly lose?

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What band/bands did you like in the past, but don't anymore? The band 'Dope'...i still like some of their songs, but I can't stand most of them anymore.

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How do you feel right now? I feel unsure about the future

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If you could take 1 thing into your coffin with you, what would you take? A gun.......if I wasn't dead, I'd be pretty screwed anyways......just end my life......(if you try to dig your way out, the coffin will lose its structure integrity, and collapse on you, proving to be a much less pleasant death.)

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Is it possible that the Bible is a hoax? The bible is real, but what's printed on it's pages are lies....at least that's my opinion, if I'm wrong I'm going to hell.

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Two men enter a bar. They both order identical drinks. One drinks it fast and lives; the other drinks it slow and dies.What happened? There was poison in the ice, the person who drank it slow had it melt, and the poison went into his drink.

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What is something that exists you wish never existed? (like a movie, person, belief, etc.) Chubb Daddy

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Just to let you know, I am FreshApples with a different name, okay? okey doke

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Is there such a thing as a five leaf clover? Since the 4 leaf clover is a mutant, I assume there must be.

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Why are KFC's chicken breasts so big? Big chicken

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How common are four-leaf clovers? Not very, I remember I found one when I was a kid and my mom accidentally threw it out.....since then I've had bad luck all my life.

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Who is Andy Warhol and what was he/she famous for? He's the artist that painted those pictures of the Campbells soup cans.

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What is the best website for entertainment? www.69.com

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Are you often distracted?for ex. you might be wanting to ask a question that you need the answer to badly and then POOF! you get distracted and foget what it was. What...what did you say?...sorry I wasn't listening. EDIT: Changed question though

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Quaker Oats or Cream of Wheat? I prefer Cream of Oats

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What does the "S" on Superman's chest stand for? Supper

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If you wanted to visualise 126lbs what would it look like? the quirkier the better! (my weight loss group lost this much last week and I want to put it into perspective for them) My dad's man breasts

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Do you think any mythical creatures (unicorns, dragons, etc.) actually existed and that evidence has just eluded our scientists so far? maybe.......i always thought unicorns existed just because of the narwhal......it's the whale with one long horn.

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Are methols worse than others? They taste like crap.....they are really bad, and I wouldn't suggest them.

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Why are all the pill identification questions rated way down? because these are just regular people on answerbag, not everyone knows pills off by heart.

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I want to rule the world. What should I do first? Paris Hilton

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What did mother theresa do? Father Theresa

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Whats the difference between ps2 and ps3? about 6 years

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I have some mp4 format videos on my computer, but when i try to add them to my iTunes from "add file to library", they don't go into the library, or the video, music video, or tv show sections! what is wrong with the videos or my iTunes? I'm not sure, but have you tried selecting and dragging them straight into iTunes?...that's what I do.

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Did you join the world today(Feb 1) concerning global warming ,and shut off your power for 5 minutes to show your support? Ummmm....nah...global warming is bulls***, I don't believe we are all going to drown in ten years due to the ice caps melting or whatever.....I just say let nature run its course, and nothing we do will change that...It doesn't mean I won't do my bit for the environment....but I don't believe in global warming.

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I'm a bi 18 y/o male. I have a problem b/c it seems like one second i'm attracted to girls and the next i'm attracted to boys. Because of this, i've been unable to get an erection a couple of times with my g/f, who doesn't know i'm bi. How can i fix this? You can't....I'm the same way, nothing stops it, just concentrate, and try your best, that's the best advice you'll get, because it's from someone else like that.

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If only one book existed, which book would you like it to be? The phone book, I would want to know the phone numbers of everyone I know

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Tell Me 100 ways to cook smoke ingest and inject Our Green Leaf Friend 100 ways?...no I can't.......but I can name some... 1.smoke out of a pipe 2.smoke out of a bubbler 3.just eat it 4.special brownies 5.hot knives(not quite sure how to do it, but it works) 6.the tea stuff 7.joint thats all I can name for now, but I know there are more.

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When you first joined, did you find the existing answerbaggers welcoming or not? Most of them were, but I remember Bob_blaylock being a dick to me at one point just because he doesn't agree with my lifestyle

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Ok ppl its 1:45 am and i have to get up at six ive got 15 mins How do i survive the next day happily and alert(i get grumpy u see) I would say go to bed now, take some caffeine pills in the morning, and go to sleep right after work.

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What would you do if someone randomly came up and spat in your food? (and did anyone do what I did as a response...?) Spit on them...why not, they can't get mad at you, they did it first, in my world, two wrong's do make a right.

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Is the word "NO" negative to you? How does this feel??.......no

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Is there anybody that doesn't like the simpsons? ive only met one person hu doesn't The Simpsons used to be funny, but for the past 5 seasons I absolutely HATE it.

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I'm a 20 yr old 160 lb skinny guy. I finally found a mass supplement that fits my regimen perfectly except I would be taking 25 g of sat fat per day (150% sdv). Is that a big deal? Should I pay more for less sat fat? I would pay more, saturated fats are TERRIBLE for you

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If you were locked in a windowless room with a famous person (living or dead) for 48 hours, who would you LEAST want to be stuck with? probably not a dead one....they'll start to stink.

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Do you think that the oil crisis is really over? No, and it never will be.

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Any one know anything about meditation Nope, not me

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Do you watch less television than you did ten years ago? I was 6 years old 10 years ago, and i never watched t.V then, so no...I watch more, much more.

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Any thoughts on John Bolton? Nope

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Which is more difficult for you, conversing with someone who's far above your intellectual level, or trying to communicate with someone who's far below it? The lower level is more difficult, because the higher level should be able to understand everything you're trying to say.

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I have tuns of posters on my walls. some how it makes me feel more homey and warm. why is that? because your walls are not empty, instead they are filled with things that represent yourself.

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Have you ever "hung up" creatively on a telemarketer? I dunno about funny but this amuses me, I say hold on a second, and leave the phone off the hook until they hang up every time.

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What kind of internet connection speed do you have? Dial up, and too far into the country to get hi speed.......it sucks worse for xbox live apples

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In Halo 2, what is your favorite species to murder? Definetly Humans...but it sucks when you can't kill sarge.....killing the brutes makes me feel better, just because I hate them so much

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What do you say when you answer the phone? oops, accidental post, meant to comment

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What would be the strangest question you have ever asked...ever including on or off AB? This was a joke for my friend, just to perplex him and annoy him(nothing psycological)......What would you do if a million gay construction workers came up, held you down and raped you non stop for the rest of your life?

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How do I add back a contact on Windows Live Messenger that I have previously deleted? just add them like you would add someone else.

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How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? I don't wanna go to school ,I don't need no education, I don't wanna be like you

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which is ur favourite colour? yellow....but this question just makes me laugh

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What words bug you the most when mispronounced? espanol.....ugh, I hate Peggy Hill

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Do you believe something really bad is gonna happen in the year 2012 like some people believe? Uhhhh.....nah....I don't want it to, so it won't

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Is your school cancelled tomorrow? Mine is! =] No it's not, but no one goes anyways because of exams....it's a useless day, and only nerds usually go

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What is really dangerous to do when driving in a car? (passenger people too) Shooting cop cars windshields with a paint ball gun

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Did you ever fly in your dream? I once flew with the Magic School Bus kids in my dream... Yeah I do, all the time, but besides that...can I ask how old you are?

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How come i keep hitting the Home button but i'm still at work? lmfao man...that's pretty clever

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How many people are on AB right now? Count off... One. 150...i dunno I'm just guessing.

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Is there really any specific way to determine whether a person is intersexed or transgender? adams apple or penis

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My Dad simply doesn't like video games. Whenever a problem of any sort occurs, it's always "because of the video games". I have a strict, short time limit to play them. Is there anything I can do to make him a little less hateful of them? I saw a report on the news that at least 3 hours of video games has been proven to be good for you, if you can, just try and show him that......it might change his mind about them....but be calm collect and logical, don't whine at all or your thoughts and opinions will get lost, and he'll just get mad.

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Are you a troll? Only when my friends are here, and even then I'm not technically a troll, because my friends are the one who use my account.

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How many points does it take to level up? not sure, but just watch the level in the bag, when it fills up, you gain levels.

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Do you still have Pogs? I can't believe that I actually do

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When you see a question/answer with atrocious spelling or grammar, do you ever take a second to wonder if the person's first language is English? no

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What's the difference between DVD-R and DVD+R? there isn't one, that's just a spacer, nothing more

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I'm 25 and interested in a girl who is 18. I'm not sure if the difference in age is a problem though. We are friends and have a number of common interests and tastes. What are your thoughts? That's perfectly fine, she's legal, if you are interested in her, go for it, nothing weird about it.

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I have a ipod 30gb i received for xmas --it wont shut off --any ideas? leave it on until it runs out of power, it probably froze, that happened to me, but...you probably already know this by now.

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I bought my PSP on ebay so I don't know how old it is but this is it I'll be playing my new NBA 2005 game and when I go to push the start button it wont do anything but sometimes it will but it will be a minute about untill it does anything. Help please! I(sorry to say this) would say your problem is that you got it from eBay...nothing that is sold on there can be trusted.....I bought a video iPod on there, and it came in the mail broken, it said it was good condition.....the best hope you have would be to try to send it away to get it fixed by Sony, not a great solution, but at least you might end up with a working PSP in the end.

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Why is that some people lie without any remorse whatsoever? Because lying is easy, and easy to get away with

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How reliable are the answers to legal questions? Should I believe them? Sometimes they are sometimes they are not, not many people on answerbag are particularly malicious in any way, and would not try to steer you the wrong way with answers, but some are, and some don't even know. It's your choice whether you should believe them or not, I personally would look at all the answers i get and make assumptions from there, good luck.

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How does one get a loyal following of minions? Be a good speaker, and set an idea that people will like.........(think Hitler)

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In your opinion what is the worst thing someone can do to you? betrayal.....worse than death if you really trust the person

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Who is the guy in the PSP ad? A girl leaves her picture in his PSP while he is asleep and then he tries to find her. He shows a few people the picture and eventually locates her at a club. I'm assuming it's her boyfriend, but it's confusing because they don't talk or anything when he finally meets up with her,some commercials don't make a lot of sense.

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Should virginity matter? what if you fall in love and they aren't a virgin? what's your opinion If you fall in love with someone who's not a virgin, it doesn't matter, they're still human beings, nothing different, except a bit more experience, don't let it stop you from persuing love.

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Have you tried eating a mouse? No, I can honestly say I have not, at least, not in this life.

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What soft drinks are popular in your part of the world? coca cola, pepsi, cream soda, ginger ale, root beer, mello yello, mountain dew, 7 up.....that's all I can think of right now, but I know there are more.

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How many animals die every year? countless amounts...into the billions, but billions more are born

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Would you put your email address on this list? (please do if you would) and why would you not? imamoron@dumbshit.com

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How do you become famous? depends what kind of famous you want....if you want to be known as a good person, it will take a lot of money andtime, but If you don't really care how you can be famous, you can always become a serial killer, I'm serious, they are well known, and have their 15 minutes of shame.

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Do you think police TV dramas are realistic? some are, my personal favorite is The Shield.....it seems pretty good, but lots of it I can see being a bit hokey, but what T.V. show isn't at times?

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Why do dogs sometines eat their own and other dogs feces? Because dogs have tiny brains, and crap might as well be a giant turkey.

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What does, sell by 1/30/07 actually mean on a milk carton? It means your milk expires today, have fun with that.......the 1 means january, the 30 means the 30th, and the 07 means 2007.

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What was your first kiss like? Wish I could tell ya

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Can you name some other addictive websites? (besides MySpace & AB) www.addictinggames.com www.facebook.com

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We have one well-trained potbellied pig, he's our only pet, and we live in California, he's legal in the city where we live. Why is it legal for an HOA to discriminate against us for owning a legal pet? I think it's bull....a pig, as long as it doesn't bother other people should be allowed.........by the way...you own a pig as a pet?!....that's really cool.

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Is it animal cruelty to keep a dog outside in freezing weather with only a chain, dirt yard, and a non-insulated dog house? (not mine, but my neighbors' dog) I'm not sure, but I know someone who does the same thing, it should be considered animal cruelty, because when the first winter came you could hear the dog yelping and crying because of the cold from down the street.

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My xbox 360 games have no color. what is the correct way to connect the cables? Return your xbox 360 for another one would be my firsat opinion, but the order for the cables is yellow white red....thats all I know, make sure they're pushed in all the way....If that doesn't work return your 360, they are a very glitchy system(I know because I own one)and lots of them have manufacturing errors.

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What would you do if a stranger came up and started hitting your child? Kick the livivng shit outta him.

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I have a friend who purchases cow blood from a local slaughter-house, and he drinks this blood and claims it to be healthy, should I do something about it? Nothing wrong with that, it's his choice, let him do it, it's not like he's torturing the cow for blood or anything, he just drinks it, and that's fine.

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Complete: "I came; I saw; I ______________." Raped and pillaged

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What would you buy if you have the money? A Playstation 3 or a Nintendo Wii? well...I already have a 360, so I'd have to say PS3 next.......Wii if I really wanted, but I see no need.

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Has anyone taken AP Art History? Did you like it? no I did not, I took an exam for it today, and I'm almost sure I failed, but you may like it, in the end it's your choice.

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Well i have bearshare and i for the first time i plugged in my MP3 and it worked, the second time i plugged it in it dodnt do anything. It wont let me go to the thing where it tells you what songs you have or anything. Does anyone know why? if you're just having problems with your mp3 not showing up on the desktop when youplug it in, just turn off your computer, put it in, the restart it, thats what I do, and it seems to work for me.

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If you were a superhero with whatever superpowers you'd like to have, would you use your powers for good or evil? mischevious all the way...I'd have my fun, but do nothing too serious, and maybe do some good along the way.

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What do you expect world war three to be like? not fun at all, and I'd probably be dead......WW3 would be the biggest one of all the wars, but the shortest, we would immediately wipe each other off the face of the earth, and there would be very few survivors. War is not fun, and it doesn't make anyone happy, there is no winner, everyone's a loser.

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Am I the only one that thinks Simon Cowell is charming? Im amused by his antics, I usually don't like any of the singers, and agree with his opinion mostly.

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When I realize that I am having a dream or nightmare I can control the events for a short time before I wake up. Can anybody else do this? And if so what did you do in your dream or nightmare? Man, I LOVE it when you can control dreams, because you can do anything, so I just usually pull out an assault rifle or something, and shoot 'the place' up.

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What words would you use to describe your teeth? dark yellow and gross, I don't know why I don't take care of them, i'm probably just an idiot.

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How was the 1st president? I'm sure he was just fine, but you'd have to ask him.

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Can you get drunk without having a hangover the next day? I have never had a hangover in my life, and I've drank A LOT, I guess some people are luckier than others, or I'm just mutated

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Who is geoge washington? 'George' Washington was a U.S president, but I don't know about Geoge Washington.

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If you named your child after an onomatopoeia, which one would it be? If that's the sound thing, I'd have to say buzz

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What is the most expensive thing in your closet? Myself...I'm in there, and not coming out for awhile

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What is a parent's number one worry about their children? Personally I would say drugs, just from experience with kids at my school getting caught.

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So how should i handle this bigdouche guy without me going off and getting kicked off AB? just ignore him for awhile, if he gets to be a real problem, go to his house and kill him, im kidding....you could probably talk to the site admin if it's necessary.

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Do members rephrase questions to obtain more points? Yes I do, just in case I worded it in a way that might insult people, I try to fix it.

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Why can't I ever seem to get laid? Because you're an asshole

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I want to lick CHUBB DADDY in a personal place. I think he's wonderful! Don't you all agree? you ARE a prick......nice name change huh.....i noticed the level is much different you stupid fuck, leave answer bag and stop pretending to be other people.

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Do you think that Mary Magdalene could have really been the holy grail? I thought the holy grail was a stone that fell from the Heavens

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Do you think that humans were put on Earth for a reason, or that we're here just because? just because....I agree with Elitheeli all the way

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YOU ARE ALL MY BITCHES!!!! umm....wtf...did you take someones avatar, and are now using it to give them a bad name?

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What would you buy if you have the money? A Playstation 3 or a Nintendo Wii? PS3...with the Wii you can't just sit down and relax to play, you have to stand up and move around, sure that's a lazy thing to say, but that's my opinion of what game systems are for.

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I've been gone for a couple weeks. Did I miss anything? you missed the questions I asked

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Whats the difference between weird and strange? weird is something you think about for awhile, and is more eye catching, strange is just something you notice for a second, then stop paying attention to......(at least, that's what I think)

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What's the best way to test my 16 yo son for drugs? Where do you get the tests done? You're giving your kid a drug test, whew, I'm glad I'm not your son, or I'd be screwed.

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My thirteenth birthday is coming up in about two weeks. what kind of party do you think i should have? what did you do for your thirteenth birthday party? I didn't have one, I went paintballing instead, I guess sort of a 'party', but no cake and all that

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WHY IS PARIS HILTON IN A GOOD MOOD? WHY DO YOU USE CAPS LOCK SO MUCH????

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Whats your opinion on German Shepard dogs? I'd like to get one. Very loyal and very friendly, I own one, and have owned one before. They are very good dogs, why do you think they use them for police dogs?, not because they're vicious, but because theyr're protective.

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Is this a website for those with ADD? It's...ask a question, it has about a 5 minute shelf life...then...bye,bye. No real "discussions". Ask real questions, and you'll get real answers, if you have a REALLY good topic, it'll keep coming up all the time.

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If marijuana were legalized where you live, would you smoke it? Or administer it in any other way? I already do and it's illegal

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Have you ever used a water bong? do you mean a bubbler?..if so yes.

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What's the dumbest thing you have done while intoxicated? I tried to go down a hill, I had my backpack on, I fell all the way down....the next morning I realized my 300 dollar video iPod had a broken screen........ Also, I fell into a lit fire pit, but managed to stop myself with my hand, I got 2nd and third degree burns on them, and vowed NEVER to drink that much vodka again.

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There's a book written based on your life. What does the first sentence say? What a fuckin' moron

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Whats the hardest drug you've ever done? weed, will do shrumes in the near future

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Which disney princess do you like the most and why? I hate disney

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Why does it always have to be me? Because life sucks, and always will.

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If you had to choose one abilty to lose which would it be, deaf or blind. Why? Mute, I can always write, and sign language.

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What's the best comedy that you have recently seen? Saw3, funniest movie I have ever seen.....:p

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Is there anyway i can get ahold of one of my unsaved conversations on msn instant messenger? nope, I've tried, it can't be done

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I'm fifteen. How do I tell my friends that I'm bisexual? don't, not yet, i'm a 16 year old guy and I'm Bi, just wait, give it time, and build up your courage.

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Ask a question so that no one can answer that question ok

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Why is it that when you have an upset stomach you can drink ginger ale but not water? because ginger ale tastes good, and sooths your stomach, at least, it does for me.

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My Slim ps 2 tends to skip a lot when I play dvd's on it why is this? put it on a flat surface, make sure its horizontal, dont use those ps2 stands they have.,dont move it around.

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Have you ever slammed the door on your finger? in a car door, it broke, and really hurt for a long time.

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Me and this other guy both like the same girl. Right now he has the upper hand... how do i get back in the lead? umm...ask her out...who cares if you're behind, jump at the opportunity, and take it while you can, even if you're behind, there's no sense in waiting....what do you think?, shes going to ask you out?no way in hell

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What are some uncommon names to name a dog? SEVEN

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I wrote the book on_______. funny words like 'diarrhea'

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I have a boyfriend who tells me which guys I can and cannot talk to and now he is starting to pick and choose my girlfriends although I am not letting him do that. I have been dating him for almost 11 months and I am almost 14 so what should I do? You are in a bad relationship, and you need to leave it now, before it's too late, relationships like that will get worse as time goes on, don't let it.

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If you had been told this time last year where you'd be now, do you think you would have believed it? without a doubt

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This isn't a question, but I would just like to give a round of applause to sakhalinski, he's proved to be funny, and have good answers to everyhting, and amusing questions....anyone else agree? who ever is rating me down for applauding a answerbag user is an asshole, so fuck off and stop

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Okay, so theres this ****ing hot girl at my school but around her friends she treats me like **** but when we're alone shes all nice and stuff, I dont know if she has a boyfriend, HELP ME!!! I've done that before, just go with it......heres exactly what the chick said to me "oh.....umm....i'm sorry....but I already have a boyfriend".....it sucks, but you'll never know unless you try, no matter how nerve racking it is, just do it.

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Have you ever been squirted by a skunk? what did you do about it? got really unhappy.......and after i(seriously) bought a LOT of tomato juice, and bathed in it, it worked, but I smelled like tomato juice.

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I believe in a God, do you? Yes and no, i can not be sure......I don't trust the bible or anythnig in it, but who's to say there isn't a higher power of some sort, I'll eventually find out in the end.

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What some inexpensive ways to get rid of acne? A sharp knife, and a lot of paper towels

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Brother to brother, how would you tell/show him that you love him? open mouth french kiss..........im kidding, just give him a present or something, nothing too weird, but something that has the effect you're looking for.

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Whats the name and who sings the song i dont know whats its called but one of the lines goes" its always summer we'll never get cold we'll never go hungry and we'll never get old and grey" help its driving me crazy I'm not sure, I looked it up, Fastball "All the Pain Money Can Buy"

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Ever since my voice broke I've hated it, it's too low. I want my old voice back. What should I do? well...there is one way, but I wouldn't reccomend it....if you castrate yourself, I think you get your high voice back.

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Where is everything I live for? inside yourself

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What is you favorite cartoon show? Either King of the Hill or South Park....I can't choose, they're both too good

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Y do ppl hate that I shorten words up sumtimes I have 2 spell perfect in skewl it feels good 2 not have 2! I'm fine with it as long as you never spell school like that again, it probably takes more effort......say scool, or skool.....but skewl?....wtf

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If Wal-Mart sold alcohol, what would they call their house wine? Wal-cohol

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What is the name of a person that you hate? Will....a kid i know, I loathe him, and am someday going to beat the living shit out of him......(he has it coming to him by the way)

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How do I tell my parents about me being a Satanist? Mom Dad.....I'm a satanist.....

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Why do people sneeze when they smell pepper? It irritates the nose

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I wish I was__________. an oscar meyer weiner

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What is your opinion of the blood diamond conflict occuring in Africa? It bothers me, I never knew about it, probably because im a teenager and I don't really keep in touch with the news, but I just saw the movie, and it truly bothered me.

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If u could invent any animal u wanted what would it b like? a pig elephant, the size of a pig, but the cleanliness of an elephant.

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What time is it where you are? It is 8:58pm here. 10.06....canada ontario

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Who is the artist who painted the sistine chapel in rome michelangelo buonarotti....not great spelling, but it's what I'm studying for my art history exam next week

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What is the most embarassing thing that happened to you this week? Accidentally came out to someone, who I didn't want knowing.

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I'M LEVEL 50!!!! NOW I SHALL RUN AROUND NAKED YELLING, "EUREKA!!!"??? Who wants the join me? Yes...yes you should

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If your girlfriend queefed would you stop or keep going? Keep going, but besides that I personally have a feeling this question will get moved to the adult section.

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Do you have in-law problems? nah..I have outlaw problems

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What is one "saying" that drives you nuts such as You Can't have your cake and eat it too? chip off the old block...I dunno why, it just does

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Can you fold a paper more than 7 times? That whole myth about not being able to is bulls***, I have before, and I'll do it again.

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How many flushes does a low-flow flush if a low-flow could actually flush? just as much as how much wood wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

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What is the best psp game you can buy? Vice city stories, by far, until they come out with a San Andreas version.

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Who founded Judaism? Abraham, later becoming Abram

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I know the one question/answer combination that can really throw a wrench in this whole AnswerBag web site thing. Do you know what it is as well? (please answer yes or no). points will be awarded to all answers, as they are all helpful yes

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If you alone stumbled upon proof that there is no higher life form (god[s]) would you share it with the world or keep it secret and why? I'd tell EVERYONE, and rub it in their smug little faces

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Sex? what are it's ups and downs for you? when you pull your pants 'down' and put your dick 'up'

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Can u use a condom to masterbate with over and over again but wash it out? yes you can

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Who is credited with inventing the first computer? I think it was Steve jobs or something, he invented the computer, and Bill Gates stole the idea from him.....that is now why Bill Gates is so rich, because he's a thief.

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Why are you on AB tonight instead of out enjoying yourself? Exams all this week, and next, can't do anything.

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Do you think there's something wrong with being bi? I am, and of course not

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How do I change the oil in my car? I don't know, but I'm just wondering why is this in the adult category for questions?

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I know this girl that had sex at 7 yrs of age but she didnt bleed at all and that was the only time she did it. she is now 22 yrs old, is she still considered a virgin and will she still bleed? shes not a virgin if she's had sex.

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Have you ever tried to lick a metal pole in frosty winter? yup, I just spit on it a lot and it came off.

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Whats the least amount of money you've paid for a vehicle? 2 bucks.....I won a scooter at the fair

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What is a good site where i can ask questions about kids and the community? Please answer, i'm doing this for my mom. She needs to know about the needs of kids, and the school and enviroment etc. Any sites where i can ask? Have you thought about here?, better than anything else you'll find on the web.

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How can people who have had affairs in their marriages say that they are 'happy' in their marriages? because they probably worked it out

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Explain characteristics of Renaissance thought, literature, and art. You don't happen to be a student in an art class trying to get answers for your exams are you?......because I am, and i have no idea about any of that crap.

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What's the funniest name you've ever heard? My friends dad's name is (seriously) jack imhoff

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What do you think is the most beautiful word(s)/phrase(s) in the English language? diarhhea.....I know it has a rude meaning, but it is the best flowing word out there, no pun intended

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I love playing with my _________. my DI......nosaur

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When your husband says he's going somewhere, goes, then goes somewhere else, wouldn't you be pissed if he a least didn't call? And again......yes I would, I would also be very suspicious

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When your husband says he's going somewhere, goes, then goes somewhere else, wouldn't you be pissed if he a least didn't call? yes I would be, I would also be very suspicicous

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What was the last movie that you watched and what did you think about it? Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas........FUNNY movie......a complete daze, makes you feel kinda sick., but thoroughly enjoyable.

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How are you feeling today? Incredibly depressed ....

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What do you love a lot? ryan

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When boiling shrooms for 10-15 minutes... is it bad if you lose a lot of water from the steam? ...Or does that NOT matter at all? Are you thinking of making 'mushroom soup'?....if you are, it doesn't matter, it works just the same.

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I feel so helpless. i just got a call from my friends mom, saying that my friend is in the hospital. he was in a car crash. i have a phobia of hospitals, and i feint every time i go in one. what should i do? I'm really scared he's going to die. If you really care, you'll have to overcome your phobia, at least for a couple minutes...I've done it before, I have arachnaphobia(fear of spiders) and I've dealt with it before.

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Male 49 i have a fantasy to be a womans toilet where can i find a woman to help me with this i seek a longterm relationship buddy...you are a disgusting excuse for a human being, all the questions you ask make me sick to my stomach....people like you don't belong in this world, usually i'm a very tolerant person, but you and all people like you(shit eaters) take it waaaaayyyy too far, you make me sick.

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What is the name of the song on the new M&M commercial? I think it was also on Empire Records. if you're talking about 'eminem'...the song's probably 'lose yourself'

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How do you tell someone you dont think you want to be with them anymore? ready, aim, fire

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What are the ingredients in soda!!!!!!!!!!! carbonated water, sugar an/or glucose fructose, artificial flavor, citric-acid, color, sodium benzoate, quillaia, phosphoric acid......at least for cream soda

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How do you cure internet bordom? It's called dope, cheap and fun, and kills brain cells like mad.

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For the rap fans out there. Who is a better rapper 50 Cent or Ludacris? 50 cent....but my personal favorite is Eminem

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If your partner strangled your cat to death while you were visiting your family, how would you react? Honestly, I would probably do something that I would regret for the rest of my life......something that would make me end up in prison

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How did you first learn about Answerbag? found it by accident looking for answers to my life, I found them.

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Does getting your lip pierced hurt? The after pain is much worse, especially if it gets infected, which is very possible.

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If you were stranded on a desert island with only one other person - for the sake of your survival - would you prefer that person to be "Book Smart" or to have 'Common Sense'? Why? common sense, book smart has nothing to do with survival...ever watched Frasier...he's a prime example.

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I want to go out with a girl thats not allowed to date guys so what should i do. Ask her out, see what happens, if her parents say she's not allowed to date guys, then she might have a different opinion on the matter, what do you have to lose?, I've done it before, and I did not regret it.

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When something bad happens and people say: I am so sorry! what are you supposed to say? Are you supposed to say thankyou? "don't worry about it" or "it's ok"

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Is GLOBAL WARMING coming to a city near you? no because it doesn't exist

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What wouldn't you do for love? absolutely nothing

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Do you PERSONALLY know of anyone who has died or has suffered from debilitating health problems as the result of being fed rice ceral too young as an infant? no, but my grandmas sisters baby almost choked to death on a candy, and I saved it's life

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If you were to write a collective series of essays that you knew would be published and read by millions of people, what would the underlying theme be? sex...thats a good theme...it would get alot of readers....seriously

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Would you rather be eaten by a lion in Africa, or by a cannibal tribe in the South Pacific? I would say cannibal tribe, because they would give me the chance to give myself a painless death, being killed by a lion would be more horrific.....and if it's a dignity thing, i don't care

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If a monkey spanks his monkey, what is that called? it's probably just a monkey masturbating

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I want to date this hot girl that i have like for about 2 years we arent like best friends and theres another guy that likes her. What can i do to make her like me more. suck it up, ask her out, unless you haven't already, show initiative, give it a shot, what have you got to lose?....a hot chick?.....dime a dozen guy

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Is olive oil good for health? much better than butter, or especially margarine

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What's one thing you'll never fear? Myself....why would I be afraid of me?

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Why is it not possible for some people to ask or answer a question without using profanity. I don't fucking know...:p

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What came first, the moose or the egg? I'm pretty sure it was the moose

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What catches your attention the most when you go shopping? playboy's in the newsstand place

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Has anyone ever chugged a full 2 liters of Pepsi? Me...I wasn't very happy afterwards

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I think I m still in love with my ex boyfriend. We had alot of issues when we were together. He has a new girlfriend now! What do I do. Besides, The basic answer :go out find new friends ect." I just moved out of town and have no friends transportation You probably think you are in love with your ex because he's with someone else now, just wait until he breaks up with her(if he does), and see if you still feel the same way about him, if you do, go for it.

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What, or who, does your avatar represent? Homer Simpson's intelligence

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Can you prove that you exist with reasoned argument? no I can't, because if this isn't all real, and it's all in my head, then I don't really exist, but I'm here typing this right now, so, in my opinion.....I exist.....for now

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I've been smoking for 3 years and all of a sudden I've been feeling quite ill after having a cigaret. Is there a reason why this is happening and how can i stop feeling sick without quitting? You can't, I quit smoking because of what you're going through right now, it sucks, if you really don't want to quit, buy Colts...they're cigars if you don't know.

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Which is better - spending all the time in air conditioned envoronment or taking breaks for fresh air ( along with possible dust and pathogens) fresh air....air conditioned air doesn't mean it's clean

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Do you believe that there's someone out there for everybody? Yes

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Do you always rate questions when you answer them? no i usually forget

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My Christian flatmate tells me that I will go to hell because I don't believe in Jesus. She also said my relatives are burning and being tortured in hell as non-believers. Is this what Christians believe? your flatmate is an asshole......don't listen to that shit, if they take low blows like that, give one back to them.....ask them a question about their religion that contradicts itself.

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Who's your favorite James Bond? back to the classics, sean connery

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How can I make the most out of my highschool years? If you know where you're headed in life, then you can drink alot, make alot of friends, and smoke drugs....if you're not sure where you're going in life, then i don't know

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What is better for you... Butter or Margarine? butter is, margarine is bad for you because it's loaded with transfats

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Are you important? Do you really matter? Not in the least, I will never make a difference, I an insignificant speck in this massive existence of ours.....but I'll live my life and die, and not make any change whatsoever

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What's one part of the body that there is no known fetish for? i've never heard of a fingernail fetish...but you never know.

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Is it possible to experience a 'wet day-dream'? depends how deep you get into it

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What are some things you should never do while sitting on the toilet? lick your fingers after you wipe

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Is it socially acceptable for an 80 year-old to go out with a 2 year-old? I really like your questions

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Can Lego be sexy? what?.....what?......lego.....what?

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Have you ever Answerbagged in the nude? WOW...you ask really funny questions....no I can't say that I have.

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If someone's crazy, you call them a 'nut'. How did this originate? I'm just guessing here the full term is nutcase....which is hollow....so is a crazy person's head......'nut' is used as a shortform

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What are some cures for boredom? masturbate then go to bed

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Have you ever been between a rock and a hard place? yes, it hurt

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If you knew that your life was never going to change, that things would never get any better, or any worse for you, would you want to go on living? personally I wouldn't want to stay in highschool the rest of my life......but yeah it's ok so far

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Why the heck does everyone care so much about Johnny Depp? because he was in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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Can cells phones damage brain cells? All cell phones are bad for you, but people will never stop using them...think about it....was a 'radio' that powerful meant to be put right beside your brain?...if it can send a signal that far, what will it do to you that close to it?

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Who is your answerbag enemy? Hungryguy...just because he's so creepy

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What's your darkest secret? I'm Bisexual

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Is there a website or a chart that estimates the amount of calories burned depending on the intensity of your workout per your weight? Or does that even make sense? I know I'm not really being helpful, but there IS a website like that, just look for it, and you'll find it.

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What would be your immediate reaction to spilling a beverage on your laptop? fuck

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WHO IS Who is? I faggott troll who changed his name to zzeettaarr who likes to piss ppl off for no reason

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Where can a woman find a man to be her toilet slave? WTF WTF WTF....ew

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Can I really get a 14 inch penis by taking pills that were advertised in a spam email? No...but I heard that if someone had a 17 inch dick, you would die of blood loss, because so much was in your dick......(im not joking)

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Do I make horny, baby? this does not sound like a question you would normally ask

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Where can you buy three-legged bloomers? at the three legged bloomer store

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What is your myspace address? Why do you wanna know?

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What is wrong with my computer? It is in sleep mode and nothing happens when i move mouse or use keyboard. I cannot restart because it is password protected. If wondering, I am on my mother's computer!!!!!! disconnect the power from it, and reboot it

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Once your hearts been shattered, how do you peice it back together? Do something to get your mind off it(what ever it is)...i know the feeling

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Ibuprofen or acetaminophen? Ibuprofen...gets rid of headaches

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What would your hands say if they could talk? Kill me now, I have been places i never want to be again..

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Could you live without electric power for a month? I could LIVE....but I would not be a happy person

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Have you heard about that "fact" that people eat about 3 spiders a year in their sleep? is this true? what would you do if you woke up and had a spider in your mouth? OMG WTF WTF.....I wouldn't be able to sleep after that..for at least a week....I have arachnaphobia

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Is it OK to have 5 girlfreinds at once? um....no..no it's not.....it's unfair to at least 4 girls...if you have 5 you don't deserve 1...

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What is a good way to start a conversation 10 minutes after ending one with the same person? Hello

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You wake up one morning and cough up a living hamster. What do you do? I'd say....wow I just coughed up a hamster...what ...so i'm not clever...pfft

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Is ugly the new pretty? Ugly Betty is not ugly, so I guess it is

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Does it hurt for girls when having sex? Or does it feel good? It depends on the person "giving it to her"(sorry I couldn't phrase that better)

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How can you tell when someone if someone is smoking pot, what are the signs? Red eyes(usually)...they don't make eye contact, occasional laughing(only if they're baked), thats about it...they might smell like it too

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Be honest! Have you ever peed in the pool? every single time I go in, why the hell wouldi get out and go to the cold washroom, when I could just bathe in my warmth :p

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How do i get my husband to stop asking questions like he does lol! change his password, and his email password as well

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I want to teach my budgie how to talk and i had an idea to record my voice on the computer and loop it nicely so it runs for along time. what program should i use? Quicktime could work, just video tape yourself saying (your phrase) and go into options and select loop.

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(x+3)(x+3)=100 what does x = and how do you solve I don't know the answer because I hate algebra, but are you just trying to get other people to do your homeowrk for you??...if so...good job, keep it up.

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How can i asure that my gerbil has a peaceful pasing? If you really want to know, I would say take it to the vet and get an injection for it, that will make it ..pass

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Our cat "mike" has developed a problem? with one ear. the tip of the ear has started to droop?. any thoughts? thanx,keith melissa david Personally I just think your cats getting older, and that just goes with it...but besides that i'm not sure.

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Whats the most horribly offensive joke youve ever heard/told What do apples and black people have in common?..........."they both look good hanging from a tree... .....also.... who was the most famous Jewish cook?......Hitler Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?.... A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven..... Those are BY FAR the most horrible jokes i've ever heard..

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What is the stereotype for whites like blacks r said to be non trustworthy, mexicans dirty, etc.. white

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Why is porn illegal for kids? I say all the above answers are complete bullshit...I think the age should be lowered, we all know about that shit, and it won't scar us...the fact that we can't get it is bullshit and stupid.......but oh no, our weak little minds won't understand what is going on, and how to deal with it.........fuck that shit

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How often do you masturbate? Be honest. everyday, sometimes twice if I'm up to it

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Do you save keys that open nothing that you are aware of? Why? yes....they make me feel like im important and have a lot of places to go, and a lot of important things.

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Can true friendship exist with a person you're in love with but cannot be with? This is a really good question, I know I'm not answering it, but I am in this exact situation, and it HURTS inside...real bad, but I try to make them as good a friend as possible..

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How long can a man safely hang upside-down by a rope tied to his testicles before causing permanent injury? 1 second....before it tears openand spills ....everything....on the floor

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Is crystal meth the same thing as crank? I think crank is a slang term for Heroine....

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Is it possible to make home-made lube? not really good stuff, but i guess if you tried you could......but why not just use baby oil??

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Whom do u fantasize when u masturbate? my crush

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Where can I find advice and training-hints for learning to swallow shit of my mistress completely without making a mess. OH MY FUCKING GOD.....are you serious?!?!....i'm not one to give my opinion, but that's the filthiest thing i have ever heard in my life....that makes me sick...do you know how dangerous that is ...you can die from that......if you keep doing it, you will die from that.........(but to answer your question....do it on newspapers)

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Why is sex so addictive? because it feels good, anyone can do it, and it costs nothing

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When my girlfriend performs oral sex on me, I feel that I may be coming to ejaculation too quickly. Are there any ways I could 'strengthen' my breaking point, or techniques that wouldn't bring me to orgasm so quickly? think of something that would turn you off immensly.....ex...'eating crap' or something, and focus on it for 10 seconds, that should work a bit

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How can a man that is not circumcised impregnate a woman (with the extra skin on the penis) how can't they?, there's no difference, the forskin doesnt block anything, and is basically 'peeled' back when inside the vagina, so it might as well be an uncircumcised person.

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What do you do when your teacher is a total bitch? do nothing and just go through the course.....if you don't really care about some consequences, call him/her a f***in' bitch...you'll only get a couple weeks suspension or sumthing, no expulsion.

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I may get an xbox live account, got any good names (I was thinking Answerbag Expert)? "Improved(what ever your name is)"

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When someone says use your common sense what are they really saying? With me they're usually, saying "your an idiot, stop being one"

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How would one know whether one is "gay" or not? Is there a set of clues? I know what it feels like, im 16 and I know im gay, but theres some people that I don't know if they're gay or not, and it sucks, im sorry to say, i dont think theres any positive way of being able to tell....just study their actions and see what they do, get to know them, try to be REALLy good friends with them, eventually they might tell you, if you're not willing to come out...

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I havent been circumcised and when i was washing my penis the other day just lower than the head of my penis inside was lots of white stuff, (not smegma) i dont know if this is natural or not and there is loads of it, also it hurts when i masturbate It's called thrush, it happens, it's not dangerous, just clean it, and it eventually stops coming....(sort of cottage cheesy right?) It isn't harmful...the part about it hurting while masturbation is probably something completely different.

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How often do you have sex? 16 years and countin, not yet

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The first time I was fingered by someone other than me, I got my cherry popped. But now that I have it popped, would I be considered a virgin or not a virgin? Ive never had sex before, so I dont really know. Can someone please tell me?! no, you're still a virgin, you will always be a virgin until you actually physicaly have sex, fingering and oral sex do not count.

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To prove a point, only answer yes or no. Everyone sees what you do in public, can you let everyone see what you do in secret? Nope

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What is the easiet job in the world? porn star no doubt....what do you have to do besides screw people??

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How does your pet interpret his/her reflection? something they cannot understand, they see it as another animal, but they can't smell the other animal, so it perplexes them.

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Do you believe in the Stigmata? Why or why not? I'm not religious so no...but I did see the movie, even if it was a bit hokey

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What comes to mind as soon as you hear/remember the Back to the Future MOVIES? DOLOREAN's...one of the very few ever Canadian made cars...

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If you let your partner tie you up and perform BDSM, what would you let them do? depends how far you're willing to go...but maybe

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Is masturbating to a person's picture offensive to the person? if they see you doing it, then probably yes...

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Have you ever fell asleep in a School lesson? almost every day in art, it's art history, and I htought it was actual physical art, it's bullshit, and boring, and I have a 41%

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What is the differance between the xbox 360 core hardware system for $300, and the xbox 360 with 20GB hard drive for $400? Which would you recommend? GET THE PREMIUM BUNDLE.....if you get the core, you won't be able to save most your games, and the only way you can is if you buy the hard drive seperate which costs more.....the core package is cheaper, because it's a piece of crap, buy the premium, and you will be much happier in the long run.

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What is the couse of heting the chipseat? umm...either that's computer lingo, or you typed your question too fast...or like the other answer...you're drunk

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Any body be willing to sell me Halo 2 for comp. or Xbox honestly I doubt anyone here will, and seriously, for you it would be easier to buy it on eBay,because theres much less risk within the transaction, think about it, what guarantee do you have that you'll get the game, and not lose your money?

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Where and how can I learn to make graffiti (the kind on walls and trains). I am not very artistic so I need some help to start out. you could probably go to an art studio...theres probably a couple near where you live, look one up....get lessons or something, they should be able to help.

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What TV show(s) are you ashamed to admit you like? everybody loves raymond, and Metropia

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Are you related to a famous person? this question's a duplicate, but i'll answer it anyways...jessica alba...i'm not going to flag your question, because i don't feel like being a prick.

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What is something that many people don't know about you? im bisexual

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What is cryogenics? trying to freeze someone without forming ice crystals in the blood, which is the cause of death, the only way for it to really work is absolutely instantly freezing something, which is nearly impossible.....like i've said before, the only livivng thing to have ever gone through something like this is a special type of frog.

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My gf has an abusive ex-husb that tries to initiate conflicts with me. I could accept a world war 3 with him but would rather not. I love my gf and her daughter (which is also his daughter), but not sure I want to deal with this drama. End it or marry? It's not a good idea to end your relationship because of her stupid ex., if you really do love her I guess the only hting to do is 'start a WW3' with this guy,(assuming you've tried talking to him about it already and it didn't work)

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What is the largest living thing that has been frozen and brought back to life? the only thing that can be frozen and brought back to life is a type of certain frog.....so i guess a frog is the biggest thing that has ever been frozen and brought back to life.

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Do Hindus believe that all people will eventually achieve Moksha? nope...moksha is only for those who live a proper dharma, and have good kharma, otherwise they wll re-enter the Samsara and begin life as either a lower class or a higher one(caste system)...if they start in a lower class, they will rise in class until they eventually do achieve moksha.

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When people recommend using salt water on a tongue piercing, do they mean regular salt and water or a special kind you have to buy? I'm pretty sure that you can just use table salt and water, That;s what my friends do, and they hven't had any infections, theres no harm in trying, just don't use too much or it'll REALLY hurt.

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Will the Wii remote have a rumble feature? I don't think so, just because with the ps3 they took out the rumble feature to put in what the Wii has(im not sure what it's called, but ppl move the way you move the remote and stuff)so i don't think they'll put one in unless they make the control bigger.

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Whats up wit this?this may be a nonsense question ,but i see this word used allot wit questions and other stuff. Do you think the word is a non intelligent word?I do. what word?...if you mean wit, yes it's dumb, but it's a short form that I sometimes use, I know it butchers the english language, but if I don't do it someone else will.

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If you found out that your life was certain to go on for at least another 100 years and you would be both healthy and have enough money, would you do anything differently than you do now? absolutely everything differently, even some stupid things that i'm doing right now, I would take up smoking again, seeing as how I'll be healthy until I'm 100, and live the fun life, considering I have enough money like you said..... WAIT....wouldn't that mean that you're invincible?.....that would be sick, I'd get super rich performing jackass type stunts,...

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Do youill have your christmas tree up? or holiday decorations up? I still have my christmas lights up, but they're always up all year.

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CIRCUMCISION ... do you approve or not? Why circumcision on a baby I feel is wrong, it's not a matter of hygiene, it's a matter of will, it's not fair to do that to a kid who can't develop his own opinion yet.

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How do you deal with stress? I either listen to music, or find something that I am willing to break and smash it on my driveway, that usually works better.

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What can you do to try to get a pet bird to quit biting?? It's still a baby, born in August If you have kids, don't let them near the bird for awhile, and avoid touching it for a loong time, at least a couple months, and try not to scare it, just because biting can be territorial, and scaring or intimidating it in any way is not good.

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It's all gonna be worth it in the end right? No....it won't, at least not for me

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What do you need more of, A brain, a heart, or courage? courage to be able to stand up for what I believe in.

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What animal are you on the Chinese zodiac? the horse....july 12th 1990

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I have very low self esteem. Most people tell me I'm beautiful, but I don't believe it, I hate the way I look. Why can't I be happy the way I am? If people tell you that you're good looking, you're probably good looking, DON'T get cosmetic surgery, because it's not worth it,it'll just show how shallow you are,I do believe cosmetic surgery is necessary in some cases, but I do not believe it should be in this one, do something that may build up your self esteem, and you may stop feeling this way about yourself.

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Do you like Canadians? not really, which is odd because I am one, but most of the people I've met are not very nice, but I can't generalize because I haven't met that many people, I have however met some very nice people in Canada....it's probably just my town.

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Can someone please look through some of my questions and answer them please?...please don't mark me down, i'm only looking for answers, not free points. accidental post

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What kind of songs do you have on your mp3 right now? Mostly rap, 50 cent, Eminem, Obie trice, d12,etc

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When cowboys retire, do they become 'de-ranged?' they were deranged to begin with, lol

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Why can't i download lot's of songs at once your computers either too slow, or your internet connection is.

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You're a cat. How many lives do you have left? none, I am dead

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Are there any names you absolutely hate? no offense to anyone, but i absolutely hate the name Jasmine

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DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW I CAN START A BUSINESS ON LINE, I CANT FIND ANYTHING THAT I CAN WRITE A WEBSITE WITH, PLEASE COULD SOMEONE HELP, I DONT WANT TO PAY HUNDREDS OF POUNDS, I WOULD LIKE TO DO IT MY-SELF. IT WOULD BE A GREAT HELP. THANKS start off by getting rid of the caps lock, stop using it as a cheap way to get people to notice your questions.

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Is it possible that some people were just meant to be alone? people don't have to be alone, and no one is meant to be alone, but I am one who believes in true love, maybe you should too...keep trying, you're nowhere near 'too old' to do it, don't give up on love, or love will give up on you.

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Do you believe your ancestors are watching you? If they are, they are probably shocked and disgusted with my 'personal habits'

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Where do we go when we die? HELL...no matter what you have done

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How do you forget someone you are in lust with? you can't, you just have to wait for it to go away, I am in the same position, but the person is in the same class as me for this semester and the next, so I see them everyday, sometimes it doesn't work....get to know the person and you might find something out about them that you don't like, and you'll lose the infatuation.

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Does age matter when it comes to love in high school? nope, i have a GF in gr9 and im in gr11

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What keeps you from climbing trees today? Unable, think your too old, too immature, heights, inability to enjoy simple things anymore ???? What is it? Its too cold in Canada....but i still do...in the summer

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What keeps you from climbing trees today? Unable, think your too old, too immature, heights, inability to enjoy simple things anymore ???? What is it? Its too cold in Canada....but i still do...in the summer

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What is the ultimate question? meaning of life type stuff

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In what way has your personality changed? Why has it changed? Im becoming darker, and less nice...it all happened ever since I started smoking weed.

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How did hitler ceep the people of germany under control? lots of them agreed with him, some that didn't went along with it because of fear, and some left the country to get away from it, but think about it, Hitler was elected, by the people, he didn't force his way into power.

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What is your favorite brand of pizza either store bought or delivered? Boston Pizza, i know its really expensive, but it tastes amazing.

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Which would you prefer: living someplace that is always cold, always hot, or changes between the two? I would prefer somewhere that's always hot, but i had air conditiing, i live in canada, and I hate the cold here, the air conditioning would relieve me of the "too hot" thing

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Whats ur favorite word to say?--( i like saying jah!) :) i know it's rude, but it's the truth.....F***

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At what point in your life did you really form a solid concept of death? a coupe months ago,i'm 16 right now, but for some reason I think about death alot, and I know it sucks, but when I'm dead I won't care anyways.

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What is the grossest thing you have ever had to do? Example: After using toilet, when I went to flush my ring fell off into the used toilet and I had to get it out before flushing. cleaning my dogs diarhhea off my bed and all over the carpet in my room, it was blocking my exit, so i had to use what cleaning supplies i had in my room, which was not much.

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What, in your opinion, would be the worst possible way to die? definetly slowly burning to death,,...either that or radiation poisoning..ugh

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Whats the easieat way to quit smoking without gaining weight? well, i quit smoking on new years, and have been going cold turkey since then, it's working for me, but it's very difficult, so maybe you should try nicorette gum, or the patch

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How do u live alone....i find it soo lonely xxx i don't really understand the question, but i'll try anyways....i don't live alone, but if I did, i would probably get a dog.

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Do you answer or ask more questions? Which do you think gets more points? I answer more, but even if I didn't I still would probably get more poits for them, peole usually tend to not mark up my questions, even if they are meaningful...not all of them are though

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What are your thoughts on Pascal's Wager? im just here to renew your question,...but also...is this the thing about Athiesm and not?

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Which woud you prefer to do, go to the bathroom in a public restroom or hold it in?Why? I will do it absolutely anywhere if it's absolutely necessary, take it from little kid' s who piss their pants...they know what is uncomfortable, and they deal with it.

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Can you sue someone for opening your mail? After getting a verbal confirmation from the person, saying he/she had opened your mail. yes you can....it is illegal to open someone else's mail without their consent.

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How many movies have you watched? Countless

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Have you ever "hung up" creatively on a telemarketer? no....but have you ever watched seinfeld?

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If you would be a color,what would it be? Why? Black, like my skin

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What habit do you have that you think annoys people the most? I ramble senselessly

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In Gears Of War what is an easy way to get the Beserker outside so i can use the hammer of death? if youre talking about the second beserker you just keep him in the bulding making him knock down pillars, by knocking down the pillars he breaks the ceiling showing clear sky, which gives you a clear path to use the hammer of dawn.

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Atheists: What if you're wrong? Have you ever thought about that? I definetly have....and if I'm wrong, there's not much I can do about it is there?...i'll get to the end and realize I was wrong and spend eternity in Hell...is that what you wanted to hear?

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I need six numbers from 1 to 45 for the LOTTO draw. Give me your best six. If I win I will cut you in. 22-36-10-18-29-20

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During anal sex do you allow your partner to ejaculate inside you? yup

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Why are penguins so awesome? because they're mythological creatures apparently

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Which song have you had stuck on your brain all day? Im a lumberjack and im okay, i work all night, and i sleep all day, i cut down trees, i eat my lunch, i go to lavotry, on wednesdays i go shopping, andhave buttered scones for tea......

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Among yourself and your siblings, which of you is the smartest? Please answer such as: Oldest of #, Third-born of #, etc. My older borther is the gifted one......i'm the stupid druggy one who makes all the mistakes he didn't.

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Have you ever won anything and if you have what was it? This one hurt.....I won second prize in a 40 million$ lottery....which was 3000 bucks....sure I was happy to get it, but also very disappointed as well.

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One for the guys .... If you could have a clone and your choices were .... Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, or Haley Berry ... who and why? Depends if the clone would have anyhting to do with me...but definetly Halle Berry

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Did high school suck for you? It was good, but I feel i made quite a few regrettable mistakes that I wish I could take back.

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What one object within reach of where you are sitting would you bring with if you were dropped on a deserted island with only that one thing? Why? a knife...so i could hunt for food

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Is it ever safe to swim in the open ocean? it should as long as you don't act like an injured seal, are bleeding profusely, or smell like raw meat....but personally..i hate sharks and avoid the ocean as much as possible.

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Is your life boring? do you mean boring as in repetitive, as in doing the exact same things without change day after day after day?...if so then yes...my life is boring

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What are you truly addicted to now? Can be anything from cigarettes to alcohol to candy, soda, a special TV show. Stuff like that. **PLEASE DO NOT just say AB** or any one person you are dating. Make it a substance, food, or activity, etc. ciggarettes, weed and coca cola

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Why do guys "scratch"? because we're itchy....why do you think?

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Whats a good way to gain at least 20 pounds in one week? eat just enough transfats that you dont die, but be just on the edge

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Which part of the Bible do you find most unrealistic? i haven't read the whole thing, but what i have read, i would say genesis..everything about it...how do you make a person out of a rib.....

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How much board should I charge my 37-year-old son & his girlfriend He works, she doesn't. I'm asking for $50 each but I'm having trouble getting it - however there's always money for smokes & booze! don't try to reason with them, because you will not get any results...make an ultimatum...if they do not live up to the standards kick them out...they may come crawling back, or they may actually do somethiong for their own good, either way you get basically what you want. Don't argue wit it, don't reason wit it, just dominate it.

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If you were to remove one book from our history forever, what book would it be and why? The phone book...i hate getting prank phone calls all the time.

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What's your favourite alcoholic beverage? mouthwash...im kidding...probably Lucky brand beer...i know its cheap, but i like it.

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I am fourteen and have never had a girlfriend in my life. Is this okay? im 16 and not yet...got my eye on a couple...dont worry about your time will come.

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Are muslims idiots You can't generalize an entire people in this way...it's not right

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If actions are stronger than words, why is the pen mightier than the sword? maybe you stab them with the pen....ever seen 'Grosse pointe blank'?

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Are there any openly gay 16 year olds on answerbag? i put this down to basically renew my question

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Does any body else love answer bag (please do not rate bad i am kid) you stole that from the other question noticingthat he got good ratings you decided to do the same thing as him, unless ur the same one and got greedy...im rating you down either way

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Do you use MySpace? me.....why?....if u want it give me urs first

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Why is it called answer bag its a bag of answers....metaphorically

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What is the origin of the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"? pennies and quarters.......

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How old are you? 16....going 17 soon

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Have you ever seen a Bollywood movie? What did you thing of it? wow...yes i have.....funniest thing in the world...at least i think so.....those are those movies on OMNI 2 right.....the indian ones?

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What is a better TV show? Simpson, Family Guy or South Park? depends if you mean older or newer episodes....old simpsons was my favorite, but the new ones suck.....old south park wer ok but the new ones are amazing.....old family guy was new and funny....btu now ots predictable...i personally prefer SOUTH PARK

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Your favorite inspirational words, please. Sh** happens

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If you had to choose between Hillary Clinton, Condoleeza Rice, and Oprah for President of the USA, who would you vote for? Commit suicide

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A huge fuss? Describe in one word, your opinion of Paris Hilton? and a score 1 to 10? SLUT (1)

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If you are not winning, does that mean that you are losing? Is it really that simple? you could be tied

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Do you smoke? proudly a non smoker for 6 days and counting.....my new years resolution was to quit.

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What was the first thing you ever cooked, completely on your own (no help from an adult, whatsoever)? grilled cheese

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(LADIES ONLY) would you like a nice massage and foot rub with relaxing music,candle lights,and massage oil? yes

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Are there any clean (i.e. no viruses, Trojans, etc.) of she-male websites on the web? www.trannysurprise.com

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During gay penetrative sex is the man on the receiving end aroused to the point of stiffness? sometimes

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How can you avoid getting feces on your parter's penis during anal sex? condom...or have them take a big dump before hand then get them to clean.

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I'm a guy who enjoys performing anal sex on males, as well as females. Does that mean I'm gay? i think it makes you bi

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I have a small penis, and love to be made fun of for it. Where can I go to be humiliated? time square.....wtf is wrong with you

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Is it normal to fantasize about performing anal sex on large animals? my personal opinion...youre fucked in the head....its not normal...you're not normal

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How safe is rimming? you could get very sick...i wouldn't risk it unless you absolutely have to...if you do...be careful..keep your eyes open

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Is there a compliment that a women just does not want to hear? What is it? nice puss

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What website/s do you hate the most and why? www.buffalo.com

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What part of the body do you find most attractive on men? the dick

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Is Halo 3 going to be the last Halo game? are you forgetting about Halo Wars....its coming out after halo 3..itsin production...its a prequel to halo1

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Do you think it should be legal to abort full grown adults? who doesn't want murder to be legalized?...oh wait....me

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How did you choose your avatar? (presuming it's not one of the 'bags) because it's funny

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Should Arnold Schwarzenegger get the chance to run for president? why not...i don't see a problem with it...at least not right now.

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Who do you want to be president in 2008? George.W.Bush Jr.

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What is your favorite band that you think I have never heard of? D12

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What is the last thing you did purely for self satisfaction? ill be honest.....masturbation

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Are you nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream? Why so? because I'm on answerbag

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How can I remove iron ons from a pair of jeans? i dont think you can unless paint thinner doesn't damage jeans

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Does the real Kowloon in China look like the Kowloon in Shenmue II with all those decrepid old skyscrapers? yes

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The TV just randomly tured itself off. I tried to press the on button, but it didnt work. I checked the circuit breaker, and nothing there. What is the problem? sometimes the answer maybe the most obvious one....is it plugged in?.....or maybe the connection to power is unhooked inside your T.V.....or a capacitor blew.

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Why does it seem like men are more violent than women? "Testosterone poisoning"

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What is the most effective way to quit smoking? i quit on new years and its pissing me off too....im going cold turkey, but im going to smoke some Colts abit...maybe 2 a week...just to make myself feel better....you could try that too i guess.

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When i load a disc to the ps2 the menu comes up and i go to the browser screen where the memory card is display, the the disc is read and i click on it, when i do the screen goes black and then goes back to the browser screen, can anybody help me All the big PS2's have manufacturing problems...if you have one of them theres absolutely nothing you can do about it and im sorry.....it happened to me and i managed to sell it on ebay for 90 bucks.....but if you have one of the small PS2's you mght be able to get it fixed

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I've been lookin into certain diet pills. can anyone recommend a good over the counter diet pill? zantrax 3 YES!

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If you had a child who was very young, but who both understood you and trusted you, and you could give that child only ONE piece of advice regarding living their life, what would it be? Take a good look at me....and do exactly the opposite.

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What's the rap song which the rapper in the intro says.. "OH KAY KAY KAYYYY"? do you know any other words to the song?...i've heard a lot of songs starting with that...sorry i can't be of more help.

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I'm confused. Besides points, why would someone create multiple accounts on Answerbag? i think its so they can show people they know one account full of legitimate questions and answers, and have a secret account where they ask questions they really want to know that may be embarrasing to them if other people they knew saw.

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What songs make you want to get up and dance? the "without me techno remix"......OMG

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How old were you when you kissed for the first time? not yet not yet........not yet not yet........not yet not yet........not yet not yet........not yet not yet........not yet not yet........not yet not yet........not yet not yet........not yet not yet........not yet not yet........not yet not yet........not yet not yet........not yet not yet........not yet not yet........not yet not yet........not yet not yet.............but soon

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What songs make you want to get up and dance? the "without me techno remix"......OMG

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What is the best free MMORPG game in the world? Second life....anyone hear of it...it's huge

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What are signs that someone is gay?...im trying to find out from someone i know...but i cant really tell.....pls dont give me crap answers like"its rude to prod in ppls business" im renewing this question

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Why do I find the prospect of turning 16 terrifying? its basically the beginnig of life...and other FUN stuff....driving....etc...maybe a couple other things if ya know what i mean

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What is dehydrated noodles? noodles that aren't hydrated

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What does your name mean? Eminem

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Nbc just added a 4th game show.do you think they are over doin it on the game shows? I think the very first game show was over doing it

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What's worst then not being able to be with that person you love? not knowing whether they like you or not

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For you who is the funniest comedian? DANE COOK!!!!!!!!

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Where did Adam and Eve live after being banished? of course they did how do you think humans were created?....for the record i dont believe, i just felt like giving a legitimate answer.

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What was the first thing you said out loud this year? F*** now i have to quit smoking

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What is the worst commercial jingle? UGH........the swiffer commercial where the man-woman sings"im gonna find ya i gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha"...

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What do you first think of when you hear the word "trinity"? Matrix....sadly

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How many ppl in AW have a myspace(survey)? me

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If u were in a video game wat would it be? San Andreas, or Gears of War

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I was told I cannot do anything about a kidney stone besides urinate it out. Is there anything I can do to ease the pain? I'm absolutely serious..if you think its coming soon...get really drunk as quick as possible...that should ease the pain, and get rid of the memory of it as well.

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I want a dog I can rough-house with. Any suggestions? German Shepard....best dogs ever...tough but loyal and wouldn't hurt you

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Is there a song that you like so much that you could listen to it three times in a row? 'Without Me' by Eminem

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My friend gives me candy all the time and i always throw it away when shes not looking,i dont want to throw it away or eat it what should i do? put it in your pocket then bring it home...you wontbe throwing it away and you wont be eating it.

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What is your favourite sound? The female orgasm

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Are you Talkin to me? apparently

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What was your worst illogical childhood fear? arachnaphobia

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I have a myspace, and there is this guy on there that keeps saying really creepy things to me like, "I like the way you smell" and "Its sexy time for us",...but I think hes mentally retarded. Should I keep him as my friend. thats really messed up..i would block him if it keeps happening...but before that respond to him in a negative way.

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I've heard people say that the bible is about 10,000 years old but dinosaurs died out about 75 million years ago. How do people explain this? Is it really possible to belive that the bible is an accurate document and believe in dinosaurs at the same time? dinosaurs existed.....maybe jesus did too...i dunno....all i know is that the bible and creation of man contradict each other

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What is your most used/most important limb? leg

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What are the best ways to masturbate?? i am a female and i dont want a partner or toys. bananas, cucumbers or sausages

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What was the first thing you said today? fuck

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My GTA5 will not let me save. It says that there is no memory card inserted. On my memory card it says I have corrupted data. What do I do? well...id say that your problem.. is pretty common..(why else would there be a category for it on answerbag?)...it usually means that you have to buy a new one...its happened to me, and thats what i did.

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Do you STILL have Christmas lights up? What is the longest you have ever left them out? yes I do...and the longest time ive had them up was.......the entire year until next christmas.....

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What is Jessica's bra size? b cup

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Are humans able to reach orgasm at any age? they should be unless you mean infants...then no.....or some seniors may have troubles too.

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How to read a financial report read it