Answerbag: adc103051's answers

Answer to Can a judge order you to pay money you do not have to your ex?

Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:24:57 -0800

Can a judge order you to pay money you do not have to your ex?

They can do most anything, lots of discretion in these type of cases.

Answer to Have you ever had someone pull a gun on you?

Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:23:58 -0800

Have you ever had someone pull a gun on you?

When I was fourteen. Armed robbery of a convenience store.

Answer to I jsut had an abortion and i miss my baby girl so much, all i do all day is cry i did not want to have the abortion but my boyfriend would have left me if i did not, i think i hate him i just want to be with my baby i want to die

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:13:29 -0800

I jsut had an abortion and i miss my baby girl so much, all i do all day is cry i did not want to have the abortion but my boyfriend would have left me if i did not, i think i hate him i just want to be with my baby i want to die

Sorry, dump the creep and move on.

Answer to What exactly do Jihadists think they're acomplishing? I mean, it's not like they're converting anyone, or improving the world-status of their religion, so what exactly do they hope to acomplish?

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:10:34 -0800

What exactly do Jihadists think they're acomplishing? I mean, it's not like they're converting anyone, or improving the world-status of their religion, so what exactly do they hope to acomplish?

They are idiots. Been that way since the beginning of Islam.

Answer to There was a 15 yr old boy recently found after he had been kidnapped at 11 yrs old. his kidnapper let him have a mobile phone and sleep over at his friends. do you think he didnt want to go home or do you think he had stockholme syndrom(sp)

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:09:04 -0800

There was a 15 yr old boy recently found after he had been kidnapped at 11 yrs old. his kidnapper let him have a mobile phone and sleep over at his friends. do you think he didnt want to go home or do you think he had stockholme syndrom(sp)

I personally think this kid is seriously screwed up. I think he liked staying away from home.

Answer to What do u think of anal sex?

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:05:52 -0800

What do u think of anal sex?

I knew a chick once that liked it in her pooper better than her snatch.

Answer to I told my husband of 13 years that i cheated on him 5 years ago. i had sex with someone 2 times. how can i help him to get over this?

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:46:45 -0800

I told my husband of 13 years that i cheated on him 5 years ago. i had sex with someone 2 times. how can i help him to get over this?

Invite the old boyfriend over for old times sake and let your husband watch.

Answer to If you were an alien,and you just landed on this planet,what is the first thing you would ask someone?

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:44:30 -0800

If you were an alien,and you just landed on this planet,what is the first thing you would ask someone?

Long trip. Where can I get a piece of ass?

Answer to Best computercompany ex.dell

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:43:16 -0800

Best computercompany ex.dell

Build your own. The Jewboy has enough cash.

Answer to What do you think is the most disgusting habit a person can have?

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:42:04 -0800

What do you think is the most disgusting habit a person can have?

Picking their nose and eating those nasty green boogers.

Answer to What is the most monotonous task you can possibly imagine?

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:40:48 -0800

What is the most monotonous task you can possibly imagine?

Ironing clothes.

Answer to What's your favourite alcoholic beverage?

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:39:50 -0800

What's your favourite alcoholic beverage?

Coors.

Answer to If you have a good dietry intake is there any need for vitamins?

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:39:08 -0800

If you have a good dietry intake is there any need for vitamins?

No, unless you want expensive urine.

Answer to My husband thinks im very attractive and everythings good in our relationship but what can i do to turn him on where hes ripping my clothes off?

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:37:41 -0800

My husband thinks im very attractive and everythings good in our relationship but what can i do to turn him on where hes ripping my clothes off?

Invite a neighbor over for a three-way.

Answer to I just saw a clip of Rosie O'Donnell ragging on the American Idol judges for making fun of potential contestants appearance. After her Trump comb over impersonation, do you think she is credible? Or do you think she is a hypocrite?

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:34:37 -0800

I just saw a clip of Rosie O'Donnell ragging on the American Idol judges for making fun of potential contestants appearance. After her Trump comb over impersonation, do you think she is credible? Or do you think she is a hypocrite?

She's just a fat slob.

Answer to What is Hanukkah a celebration of?

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:24:14 -0800

What is Hanukkah a celebration of?

That's when all the Jews get together and count their money and celebrate.

Answer to I am married and my mother in law is 61 i am 35. I was changing into my bathing suit in the spare room and she said to me "darn it im too late". I was pretty shocked, but kind of flattered. How do i test her to see if she wants to have sex with

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:19:22 -0800

I am married and my mother in law is 61 i am 35. I was changing into my bathing suit in the spare room and she said to me "darn it im too late". I was pretty shocked, but kind of flattered. How do i test her to see if she wants to have sex with

Go for it. Bang the old fart. It might be the best piece you ever had because it is so taboo.

Answer to What exactly is a "blow job"?

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:11:13 -0800

What exactly is a "blow job"?

It's actually a suck job not a blowjob.

Answer to What is the grossest thing you have ever eaten?

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:43:02 -0800

What is the grossest thing you have ever eaten?

Boogers.

Answer to If men disrespect their mothers, does that mean they'll disrespect every woman they meet?

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:18:13 -0800

If men disrespect their mothers, does that mean they'll disrespect every woman they meet?

Count on it.

Answer to If you would discribe our president george w bush in one word what would that word be?

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:14:55 -0800

If you would discribe our president george w bush in one word what would that word be?

Bufoon.

Answer to Do you belive in long distance relationship? How do those things work?

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:08:02 -0800

Do you belive in long distance relationship? How do those things work?

Don't believe in them. In the long haul they never work.

Answer to What do you people go for when it comes to finding a partner? Personality or the Looks?

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:06:31 -0800

What do you people go for when it comes to finding a partner? Personality or the Looks?

Both!

Answer to How many feet in an acre?

Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:16:45 -0800

How many feet in an acre?

43,560 square feet

Answer to Big job interview today. Any helpful advice? Please?

Wed, 10 Jan 2007 13:55:23 -0800

Big job interview today. Any helpful advice? Please?

Ask your doctor for some xanax for your nerves if you can't control them. Works like magic. I've done it.

Answer to I never really turn off my computer, will this harm it in anyway? by turning it off everynight though, is that bad too?

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:22:18 -0800

I never really turn off my computer, will this harm it in anyway? by turning it off everynight though, is that bad too?

Turn it off, save electricity and wear on your computer. Heat is the computer's worst enemy.Well since everyone is down rating me, go ahead and leave it on. Might as well leave your TV on all night too. Just turn down the volume when you go to sleep. Hell, leave all the lights on too.

Answer to How many computer viruses have you ever had?

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:56:47 -0800

How many computer viruses have you ever had?

To damn many.

Answer to What is the best way to recycle a computer.

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:54:58 -0800

What is the best way to recycle a computer.

Give it to charity

Answer to What are some good websites (apart from Answerbag)?

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:17:08 -0800

What are some good websites (apart from Answerbag)?

www.worldsex.com

Answer to What is your least favorite vegetable?

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:14:32 -0800

What is your least favorite vegetable?

Lima Beans.

Answer to What's your favourite sandwich recipe?

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:14:07 -0800

What's your favourite sandwich recipe?

Rueben.

Answer to Is there any part of the human body that is safe to eat?

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:24:10 -0800

Is there any part of the human body that is safe to eat?

This question reminds me of the old joke, "What was the first thing the cannibal did after eating his girlfriend?----------------- Took a dump.

Answer to How long is an inch?

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:10:37 -0800

How long is an inch?

EXACTLY 1/8 THE LENGTH OF MY PENIS.

Answer to Do you have a bumper sticker on your car? If so, what does it say?

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:57:40 -0800

Do you have a bumper sticker on your car? If so, what does it say?

NASCAR.

Answer to I own some property in Texas. i am pretty sure there is a lot of oil in this land. should i sell the property outright or take a percentage of the oil rights, like 20% for a lifetime?

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:53:41 -0800

I own some property in Texas. i am pretty sure there is a lot of oil in this land. should i sell the property outright or take a percentage of the oil rights, like 20% for a lifetime?

Take the 20%.

Answer to Do you think a timeshare is worth the money and would you recommend buying one?

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:52:04 -0800

Do you think a timeshare is worth the money and would you recommend buying one?

No way.

Answer to Which is your favourite airline?

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:47:17 -0800

Which is your favourite airline?

Southwest Airlines

Answer to What are your thoughts on global warming?

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:31:32 -0800

What are your thoughts on global warming?

Total BS. We do not have the power to change mother nature.

Answer to Do you use your local community library?

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:21:25 -0800

Do you use your local community library?

No, not at all. The Internet has much more information.

Answer to What would be the one most useful thing to bring to college?

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:18:38 -0800

What would be the one most useful thing to bring to college?

Your brain with the switch in the on position.

Answer to What browser are you using right now?

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:49:11 -0800

What browser are you using right now?

MSIE 7.0

Answer to How do you scan spyware or virues on a computer because Im afraid I have one and am paranoid about it?

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:40:40 -0800

How do you scan spyware or virues on a computer because Im afraid I have one and am paranoid about it?

I use Symantecs Norton antivirus and Internet Security. Have had no problems.

Answer to What is the best software to edit digital pictures with?

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:35:15 -0800

What is the best software to edit digital pictures with?

Photoshop.

Answer to Why are some people so addicted to internet?

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:32:29 -0800

Why are some people so addicted to internet?

1. Sex 2. Don't have a life.

Answer to What is your opinion of MySpace?

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:29:52 -0800

What is your opinion of MySpace?

Dangerous for kids for sure.

Answer to Can you get viruses on a external hard drive?

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:26:13 -0800

Can you get viruses on a external hard drive?

Yes.

Answer to When did you get your first computer? What year if you can remember?

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:23:41 -0800

When did you get your first computer? What year if you can remember?

Compag suitcase- 1983-ran the old 8088 chip at an amazing speed of 8 megahertz.

Answer to How well can you hold your liquor?

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:18:34 -0800

How well can you hold your liquor?

Very well.

Answer to When you go to subway, what do you usually order?

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:18:11 -0800

When you go to subway, what do you usually order?

Turkey on whole wheat.

Answer to How often do you eat at Fast Food Restaurants? This includes Burger places, KFC, Subway or equivalent, etc.

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:17:39 -0800

How often do you eat at Fast Food Restaurants? This includes Burger places, KFC, Subway or equivalent, etc.

Maybe once a week if that.

Answer to What is your favorite cut of steak? Strip, Sirloin, filet mignon, T-Bone, porterhouse, or other?

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:17:07 -0800

What is your favorite cut of steak? Strip, Sirloin, filet mignon, T-Bone, porterhouse, or other?

Filet Mignon

Answer to What food do you believe best represents your country?

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:14:56 -0800

What food do you believe best represents your country?

USA- Sunday lunch-fried chicken, mashed potatoes. All around--Cheeseburger

Answer to What is the grossest thing you have ever eaten?

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:10:30 -0800

What is the grossest thing you have ever eaten?

octopus.

Answer to Is anal sex taboo?

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:00:37 -0800

Is anal sex taboo?

Actually it is quit a turn on, especially when you go back and forth between holes.

Answer to Have you ever had a threesome? If so, what was it like?

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:55:39 -0800

Have you ever had a threesome? If so, what was it like?

I had the opportunity once, but I was so nervous my pecker would not obey.

Answer to Why, do some men love going down on girls? Women, why do you?

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:53:48 -0800

Why, do some men love going down on girls? Women, why do you?

Because just the smell of it let alone the taste makes my pecker hard.

Answer to Why did Satan rebel against God?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 13:07:33 -0800

Why did Satan rebel against God?

Because God beat him in a Poker game.

Answer to Have you ever given special nicknames to your pet that were completely different than their first given name?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 13:06:20 -0800

Have you ever given special nicknames to your pet that were completely different than their first given name?

yes. mine is named lexie and i sometimes call her poo bear.

Answer to What's your favorite flag?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 13:05:01 -0800

What's your favorite flag?

The Texas flag.

Answer to Why do people so vehemently attack the Jehova's Witnesses for their beliefs?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 13:04:05 -0800

Why do people so vehemently attack the Jehova's Witnesses for their beliefs?

Because they ride bicycles and harass the hell out of you.

Answer to What are the chances of a white Christmas this year where you live?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 13:00:54 -0800

What are the chances of a white Christmas this year where you live?

0% Central Texas.

Answer to What would you say is your best feature?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:59:59 -0800

What would you say is your best feature?

My penis.

Answer to Where is Palestine?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:55:00 -0800

Where is Palestine?

A small town in East Texas. No shit. Found a lot of the shuttle Challenger pieces there.

Answer to My fiancee has been very distant from me lately he is always misrible around me, we fight over silly things - and he always accuses me of cheating - could he be cheating on me

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:48:03 -0800

My fiancee has been very distant from me lately he is always misrible around me, we fight over silly things - and he always accuses me of cheating - could he be cheating on me

If you are already having trouble, don't get married. I would break off this relationship now. It will only get worse not better. Doesn't sound like your enjoying it to much yourself.

Answer to Which is better ticket for '08: Clinton/Barak (or vice versa) or Gore/Clinton (sounds familiar?)?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:41:35 -0800

Which is better ticket for '08: Clinton/Barak (or vice versa) or Gore/Clinton (sounds familiar?)?

Hillary as president will never happen. Middle america is scared to death of that woman.

Answer to Do you think its immature when someone leaves you comments like "come back when you learn how to write" repeatedly on 6 of your answers?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:35:53 -0800

Do you think its immature when someone leaves you comments like "come back when you learn how to write" repeatedly on 6 of your answers?

Not really. But some of the answers I have seen on this site are as long as a Doctoral Thesis.

Answer to My girlfriend has never seen a porn video before and wants me to watch one with her. Should I be worried?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:33:17 -0800

My girlfriend has never seen a porn video before and wants me to watch one with her. Should I be worried?

Only if there is another guy in the room and she's jacking him off.

Answer to Why do guys want their anus fingered while having sex?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:29:24 -0800

Why do guys want their anus fingered while having sex?

Don't even like it when the doctor checks the old prostate. No fingers in my little ass.

Answer to What are 10 of your favorite t shirt or bumper sticker slogans ( funny ones)?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:15:46 -0800

What are 10 of your favorite t shirt or bumper sticker slogans ( funny ones)?

Back of a motorcyclist T--shirt "If you can read this-- The bitch fell off"

Answer to What's the funniest name you've ever heard?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:14:07 -0800

What's the funniest name you've ever heard?

Henador Titsoff

Answer to Do you think that abortion is murder?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:02:51 -0800

Do you think that abortion is murder?

Yes.

Answer to How do you view God?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:56:16 -0800

How do you view God?

Thru a telescope.

Answer to I have been on Zoloft for 6 weeks for anxiety-started at 25mg and now at 100mg. Does Zoloft cause agitation, nervousness and shaking?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:55:20 -0800

I have been on Zoloft for 6 weeks for anxiety-started at 25mg and now at 100mg. Does Zoloft cause agitation, nervousness and shaking?

Have you had suicidal thoughts?

Answer to Is masturbating to a person's picture offensive to the person?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:52:49 -0800

Is masturbating to a person's picture offensive to the person?

I would be flattered.

Answer to What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:50:28 -0800

What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard?

Why did the lumber truck stop on the side of the highway? To let the Lumberjack off.

Answer to What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:49:35 -0800

What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard?

What was the first thing the cannibal did after eating his girlfriend? Took a dump.

Answer to Christians, if 'the power of prayer' works, yet when I was 12 and really need help and prayed, was not answered, how would you explain this?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:47:59 -0800

Christians, if 'the power of prayer' works, yet when I was 12 and really need help and prayed, was not answered, how would you explain this?

You did not hold your mouth just right.

Answer to How should my response be to someone who demands proof of God?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:45:33 -0800

How should my response be to someone who demands proof of God?

Ask them to make something living.

Answer to Who is the caveman in the Geico commercials?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:42:41 -0800

Who is the caveman in the Geico commercials?

Don't know, but the commercials are funny as hell.

Answer to Has anyone else gotten blisters on there knees from having sex on a leather couch? how do you prevent them? no I dont have anything but leather living room furniture.

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:41:59 -0800

Has anyone else gotten blisters on there knees from having sex on a leather couch? how do you prevent them? no I dont have anything but leather living room furniture.

Wear knee pads. You might look stupid but you won't get the burns.

Answer to I'm going to Costa Rica in 10 days, any advice on what to do, where to go, what to bring, etc. from people who have been there?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:40:09 -0800

I'm going to Costa Rica in 10 days, any advice on what to do, where to go, what to bring, etc. from people who have been there?

When you get there get your Traveler's card at the airport and carry it with you at all times. You can be arrested if stopped and you don't have it with you.

Answer to Why would someone have a lot of mucus in thier stool whenever thier bowels moved

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:36:57 -0800

Why would someone have a lot of mucus in thier stool whenever thier bowels moved

Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Google it and read up.

Answer to Why did Rosie O'Donnell feel it necessary to tear up Donald Trump. Do you think it was necessary? So much for the Queen of Nice.

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:35:26 -0800

Why did Rosie O'Donnell feel it necessary to tear up Donald Trump. Do you think it was necessary? So much for the Queen of Nice.

Trump said it best. She's a loser.

Answer to IS IT TRUE THAT EATING POP ROCKS AND DRINKING COKE CAN EXPLODE IN YOUR STOMACHE? JUST CURIOUS TO SEE WHAT OTHERS THINK.

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:34:06 -0800

IS IT TRUE THAT EATING POP ROCKS AND DRINKING COKE CAN EXPLODE IN YOUR STOMACHE? JUST CURIOUS TO SEE WHAT OTHERS THINK.

No.

Answer to How many people would get offended if I said "GODS NOT REAL HAHAHA MORONS"

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:32:01 -0800

How many people would get offended if I said "GODS NOT REAL HAHAHA MORONS"

I pity you if your wrong.

Answer to Is it normal to fantasize about performing anal sex on large animals?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:55:19 -0800

Is it normal to fantasize about performing anal sex on large animals?

Sure it is,,try it on King Kong and watch yourself get bitch slapped off the planet.

Answer to I have a horse fetish, but no horses. Where can I find a willing horse and a willing owner?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:49:22 -0800

I have a horse fetish, but no horses. Where can I find a willing horse and a willing owner?

Move to the country and buy yourself a horse. Then you can perve out all you want.

Answer to What makes a person become a necrophiliac?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:46:33 -0800

What makes a person become a necrophiliac?

Because they are nuts. ---I get rated down for telling the truth.

Answer to How long can a man safely hang upside-down by a rope tied to his testicles before causing permanent injury?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:45:44 -0800

How long can a man safely hang upside-down by a rope tied to his testicles before causing permanent injury?

Why don't you try it and time yourself with a stop watch and let us know.

Answer to I have a small penis, and love to be made fun of for it. Where can I go to be humiliated?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:43:18 -0800

I have a small penis, and love to be made fun of for it. Where can I go to be humiliated?

In front of your mirror stupid.

Answer to If I use a female corpse as my own sex toy, how do I preserve her so she stays fresh and usable for my own pleasure?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:41:43 -0800

If I use a female corpse as my own sex toy, how do I preserve her so she stays fresh and usable for my own pleasure?

Surely you jest.

Answer to What is the perfect breast size and why

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:23:38 -0800

What is the perfect breast size and why

44 dd

Answer to How much would someone have to pay, to have sex with you?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:19:42 -0800

How much would someone have to pay, to have sex with you?

Absolutely nothing as long as they have the looks and body to go with it.

Answer to I've been living with my boyfriend for 6 years now...he wants adventures with other couples I don't..Is that normal?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:02:38 -0800

I've been living with my boyfriend for 6 years now...he wants adventures with other couples I don't..Is that normal?

Not normal and you ought to dump the ass clown.

Answer to What is the approximate salary for a pit coach for Hendricks motorsport?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:52:33 -0800

What is the approximate salary for a pit coach for Hendricks motorsport?

Whatever you negotiate with the owner.

Answer to Which driver in NASCAR has won the most prize money in his career?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:48:21 -0800

Which driver in NASCAR has won the most prize money in his career?

As of the end of the 2006 season---Jeff Gordon $82,838,526.00 American semoles.

Answer to How do you become a pace car driver for a NASCAR race?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:28:19 -0800

How do you become a pace car driver for a NASCAR race?

No the right people like the owner of the racetrack.

Answer to Can you put an automatic transmission into reverse when traveling forward?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:08:54 -0800

Can you put an automatic transmission into reverse when traveling forward?

Yes you can,,but watch out for flying parts.

Answer to Do you believe it is unpatriotic to buy foreign-made cars?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:06:38 -0800

Do you believe it is unpatriotic to buy foreign-made cars?

Not at all, as a matter of fact it has forced Ford, GM to make better vehicles and provide better warranties.

Answer to What car rental companies will rent to an 18 year old, just like they would rent to a 25 year old? I know there are some that will allow it for business and government trips and people, but what about regular car rental reasons?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:03:46 -0800

What car rental companies will rent to an 18 year old, just like they would rent to a 25 year old? I know there are some that will allow it for business and government trips and people, but what about regular car rental reasons?

Sorry, if this is you you are SOL.