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Can a judge order you to pay money you do not have to your ex? They can do most anything, lots of discretion in these type of cases.

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Have you ever had someone pull a gun on you? When I was fourteen. Armed robbery of a convenience store.

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I jsut had an abortion and i miss my baby girl so much, all i do all day is cry i did not want to have the abortion but my boyfriend would have left me if i did not, i think i hate him i just want to be with my baby i want to die Sorry, dump the creep and move on.

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What exactly do Jihadists think they're acomplishing? I mean, it's not like they're converting anyone, or improving the world-status of their religion, so what exactly do they hope to acomplish? They are idiots. Been that way since the beginning of Islam.

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There was a 15 yr old boy recently found after he had been kidnapped at 11 yrs old. his kidnapper let him have a mobile phone and sleep over at his friends. do you think he didnt want to go home or do you think he had stockholme syndrom(sp) I personally think this kid is seriously screwed up. I think he liked staying away from home.

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What do u think of anal sex? I knew a chick once that liked it in her pooper better than her snatch.

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I told my husband of 13 years that i cheated on him 5 years ago. i had sex with someone 2 times. how can i help him to get over this? Invite the old boyfriend over for old times sake and let your husband watch.

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If you were an alien,and you just landed on this planet,what is the first thing you would ask someone? Long trip. Where can I get a piece of ass?

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Best computercompany ex.dell Build your own. The Jewboy has enough cash.

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What do you think is the most disgusting habit a person can have? Picking their nose and eating those nasty green boogers.

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What is the most monotonous task you can possibly imagine? Ironing clothes.

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What's your favourite alcoholic beverage? Coors.

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If you have a good dietry intake is there any need for vitamins? No, unless you want expensive urine.

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My husband thinks im very attractive and everythings good in our relationship but what can i do to turn him on where hes ripping my clothes off? Invite a neighbor over for a three-way.

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I just saw a clip of Rosie O'Donnell ragging on the American Idol judges for making fun of potential contestants appearance. After her Trump comb over impersonation, do you think she is credible? Or do you think she is a hypocrite? She's just a fat slob.

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What is Hanukkah a celebration of? That's when all the Jews get together and count their money and celebrate.

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I am married and my mother in law is 61 i am 35. I was changing into my bathing suit in the spare room and she said to me "darn it im too late". I was pretty shocked, but kind of flattered. How do i test her to see if she wants to have sex with Go for it. Bang the old fart. It might be the best piece you ever had because it is so taboo.

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What exactly is a "blow job"? It's actually a suck job not a blowjob.

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What is the grossest thing you have ever eaten? Boogers.

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If men disrespect their mothers, does that mean they'll disrespect every woman they meet? Count on it.

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If you would discribe our president george w bush in one word what would that word be? Bufoon.

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Do you belive in long distance relationship? How do those things work? Don't believe in them. In the long haul they never work.

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What do you people go for when it comes to finding a partner? Personality or the Looks? Both!

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How many feet in an acre? 43,560 square feet

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Big job interview today. Any helpful advice? Please? Ask your doctor for some xanax for your nerves if you can't control them. Works like magic. I've done it.

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I never really turn off my computer, will this harm it in anyway? by turning it off everynight though, is that bad too? Turn it off, save electricity and wear on your computer. Heat is the computer's worst enemy.Well since everyone is down rating me, go ahead and leave it on. Might as well leave your TV on all night too. Just turn down the volume when you go to sleep. Hell, leave all the lights on too.

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How many computer viruses have you ever had? To damn many.

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What is the best way to recycle a computer. Give it to charity

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What are some good websites (apart from Answerbag)? www.worldsex.com

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What is your least favorite vegetable? Lima Beans.

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What's your favourite sandwich recipe? Rueben.

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Is there any part of the human body that is safe to eat? This question reminds me of the old joke, "What was the first thing the cannibal did after eating his girlfriend?----------------- Took a dump.

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How long is an inch? EXACTLY 1/8 THE LENGTH OF MY PENIS.

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Do you have a bumper sticker on your car? If so, what does it say? NASCAR.

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I own some property in Texas. i am pretty sure there is a lot of oil in this land. should i sell the property outright or take a percentage of the oil rights, like 20% for a lifetime? Take the 20%.

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Do you think a timeshare is worth the money and would you recommend buying one? No way.

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Which is your favourite airline? Southwest Airlines

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What are your thoughts on global warming? Total BS. We do not have the power to change mother nature.

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Do you use your local community library? No, not at all. The Internet has much more information.

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What would be the one most useful thing to bring to college? Your brain with the switch in the on position.

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What browser are you using right now? MSIE 7.0

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How do you scan spyware or virues on a computer because Im afraid I have one and am paranoid about it? I use Symantecs Norton antivirus and Internet Security. Have had no problems.

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What is the best software to edit digital pictures with? Photoshop.

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Why are some people so addicted to internet? 1. Sex 2. Don't have a life.

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What is your opinion of MySpace? Dangerous for kids for sure.

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Can you get viruses on a external hard drive? Yes.

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When did you get your first computer? What year if you can remember? Compag suitcase- 1983-ran the old 8088 chip at an amazing speed of 8 megahertz.

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How well can you hold your liquor? Very well.

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When you go to subway, what do you usually order? Turkey on whole wheat.

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How often do you eat at Fast Food Restaurants? This includes Burger places, KFC, Subway or equivalent, etc. Maybe once a week if that.

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What is your favorite cut of steak? Strip, Sirloin, filet mignon, T-Bone, porterhouse, or other? Filet Mignon

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What food do you believe best represents your country? USA- Sunday lunch-fried chicken, mashed potatoes. All around--Cheeseburger

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What is the grossest thing you have ever eaten? octopus.

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Is anal sex taboo? Actually it is quit a turn on, especially when you go back and forth between holes.

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Have you ever had a threesome? If so, what was it like? I had the opportunity once, but I was so nervous my pecker would not obey.

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Why, do some men love going down on girls? Women, why do you? Because just the smell of it let alone the taste makes my pecker hard.

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Why did Satan rebel against God? Because God beat him in a Poker game.

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Have you ever given special nicknames to your pet that were completely different than their first given name? yes. mine is named lexie and i sometimes call her poo bear.

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What's your favorite flag? The Texas flag.

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Why do people so vehemently attack the Jehova's Witnesses for their beliefs? Because they ride bicycles and harass the hell out of you.

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What are the chances of a white Christmas this year where you live? 0% Central Texas.

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What would you say is your best feature? My penis.

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Where is Palestine? A small town in East Texas. No shit. Found a lot of the shuttle Challenger pieces there.

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My fiancee has been very distant from me lately he is always misrible around me, we fight over silly things - and he always accuses me of cheating - could he be cheating on me If you are already having trouble, don't get married. I would break off this relationship now. It will only get worse not better. Doesn't sound like your enjoying it to much yourself.

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Which is better ticket for '08: Clinton/Barak (or vice versa) or Gore/Clinton (sounds familiar?)? Hillary as president will never happen. Middle america is scared to death of that woman.

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Do you think its immature when someone leaves you comments like "come back when you learn how to write" repeatedly on 6 of your answers? Not really. But some of the answers I have seen on this site are as long as a Doctoral Thesis.

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My girlfriend has never seen a porn video before and wants me to watch one with her. Should I be worried? Only if there is another guy in the room and she's jacking him off.

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Why do guys want their anus fingered while having sex? Don't even like it when the doctor checks the old prostate. No fingers in my little ass.

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What are 10 of your favorite t shirt or bumper sticker slogans ( funny ones)? Back of a motorcyclist T--shirt "If you can read this-- The bitch fell off"

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What's the funniest name you've ever heard? Henador Titsoff

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Do you think that abortion is murder? Yes.

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How do you view God? Thru a telescope.

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I have been on Zoloft for 6 weeks for anxiety-started at 25mg and now at 100mg. Does Zoloft cause agitation, nervousness and shaking? Have you had suicidal thoughts?

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Is masturbating to a person's picture offensive to the person? I would be flattered.

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What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard? Why did the lumber truck stop on the side of the highway? To let the Lumberjack off.

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What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard? What was the first thing the cannibal did after eating his girlfriend? Took a dump.

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Christians, if 'the power of prayer' works, yet when I was 12 and really need help and prayed, was not answered, how would you explain this? You did not hold your mouth just right.

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How should my response be to someone who demands proof of God? Ask them to make something living.

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Who is the caveman in the Geico commercials? Don't know, but the commercials are funny as hell.

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Has anyone else gotten blisters on there knees from having sex on a leather couch? how do you prevent them? no I dont have anything but leather living room furniture. Wear knee pads. You might look stupid but you won't get the burns.

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I'm going to Costa Rica in 10 days, any advice on what to do, where to go, what to bring, etc. from people who have been there? When you get there get your Traveler's card at the airport and carry it with you at all times. You can be arrested if stopped and you don't have it with you.

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Why would someone have a lot of mucus in thier stool whenever thier bowels moved Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Google it and read up.

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Why did Rosie O'Donnell feel it necessary to tear up Donald Trump. Do you think it was necessary? So much for the Queen of Nice. Trump said it best. She's a loser.

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IS IT TRUE THAT EATING POP ROCKS AND DRINKING COKE CAN EXPLODE IN YOUR STOMACHE? JUST CURIOUS TO SEE WHAT OTHERS THINK. No.

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How many people would get offended if I said "GODS NOT REAL HAHAHA MORONS" I pity you if your wrong.

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Is it normal to fantasize about performing anal sex on large animals? Sure it is,,try it on King Kong and watch yourself get bitch slapped off the planet.

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I have a horse fetish, but no horses. Where can I find a willing horse and a willing owner? Move to the country and buy yourself a horse. Then you can perve out all you want.

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What makes a person become a necrophiliac? Because they are nuts. ---I get rated down for telling the truth.

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How long can a man safely hang upside-down by a rope tied to his testicles before causing permanent injury? Why don't you try it and time yourself with a stop watch and let us know.

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I have a small penis, and love to be made fun of for it. Where can I go to be humiliated? In front of your mirror stupid.

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If I use a female corpse as my own sex toy, how do I preserve her so she stays fresh and usable for my own pleasure? Surely you jest.

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What is the perfect breast size and why 44 dd

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How much would someone have to pay, to have sex with you? Absolutely nothing as long as they have the looks and body to go with it.

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I've been living with my boyfriend for 6 years now...he wants adventures with other couples I don't..Is that normal? Not normal and you ought to dump the ass clown.

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What is the approximate salary for a pit coach for Hendricks motorsport? Whatever you negotiate with the owner.

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Which driver in NASCAR has won the most prize money in his career? As of the end of the 2006 season---Jeff Gordon $82,838,526.00 American semoles.

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How do you become a pace car driver for a NASCAR race? No the right people like the owner of the racetrack.

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Can you put an automatic transmission into reverse when traveling forward? Yes you can,,but watch out for flying parts.

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Do you believe it is unpatriotic to buy foreign-made cars? Not at all, as a matter of fact it has forced Ford, GM to make better vehicles and provide better warranties.

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What car rental companies will rent to an 18 year old, just like they would rent to a 25 year old? I know there are some that will allow it for business and government trips and people, but what about regular car rental reasons? Sorry, if this is you you are SOL.

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On an auto, how often should one rotate and balance the tires? Discount Tire Company recommends 6000 miles.

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I was cited for speeding and the officer who stopped me said he determined my rate of speed by how fast he was going in order to catch up to me. He said he had to do 70 mph to catch up to me. How can I defend myself against this? You can't.

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My car pulls to the right when I travel at low or high speeds. It even vibrates sometimes. I have new tires and have had a front end alignment. So what could be wrong? Pulling to the right after what you've done--bad caliper... Vibration---warped rotor.

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Why do so many drivers refuse to use their blinkers? Cause they are stupid.

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Why are we here? Because it's like checking into a hotel. At the time God made humans all the other planets were dirty from other beings checking out but the earth had already been cleaned up. So he put us here.

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Do you say "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Holidays"? Merry Christmas always.

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So, YOU, how does it feel to be TIME MAGAZINE'S 2006 Person Of The Year? Be Honest. Time Magazine means nothing anymore. It will soon be history.

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Why should I learn math? So you don't get stiffed when someone gives you change when you buy something. What kind of stupid question is this anyway?

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What things are becoming obsolete in today's world? Slide rules.

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What is Hanukkah a celebration of? That's when all the Jews in the world count their money.

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I am married and my mother in law is 61 i am 35. I was changing into my bathing suit in the spare room and she said to me "darn it im too late". I was pretty shocked, but kind of flattered. How do i test her to see if she wants to have sex with Get her some professional help.

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Am I stupid, being 14 years old, for sleeping with an eighteen year old that had a girlfriend? Ever heard of statutory rape?

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My girlfriend cheated on me with her ex girlfriend and my best friend. I really love her and want to be with her and she claims that she loves me and wants to be with me but shes unfaithful. what should I do? Run as fast as you can.

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If you never had to work again, what would you do with all your time (other than AB, of course)? Go stark raving crazy.

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What are some good websites (apart from Answerbag)? www.worldsex.com lots of free thumnails and short movies.

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In the UK you can apply to be on the council housing list. If you are a priority you will be given a property which is built and owned by the council. The amount of rent you have to pay depends on your income. Is there anything similar to this in the USA? Yes, it's called welfare.

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Do i need my high school diploma in toronto ontario to become a real estate agent? Contact your regulatory agency and ask.

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Im 18 do you think if i put 100% effort and time into being a real estate agent I could make $50.000-$60.000 in my first 2-3 years? 50,000 to 60,000 per year just starting out. Don't count on it.

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Why do people arrange to view your house when its on the market and then they never show up, have any of you done this? its so frustrating Most of the time is is just plain rudeness or they are working with a lousy real estate agent who doesnt have the decency to call and cancel.

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How much does a Nextel Cup tire and wheel weigh? 3600 lbs.

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When will Honda and Toyota cars compete in the NASCAR series? Toyota will compete in 2007. Don't know about Honda. I think Honda will stick with formula one.

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With record attendance to live events nationwide, why is NASCAR such a popular "sport?" Go to a race and see it live- you will have your answer.

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Is Tony Stewart, the NASCAR driver, gay? Not sure, but you never see him at the pre-race with a girlfriend.

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Should mankind go back to the Moon? WHY? We've already been there. Do you like to vacation in the same spot every year. Let's go somewhere where it is warm- say the Sun.

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Is e. coli only found in faeces? No. I think you meant feces. It can also be found in spinach and lettuce because the Mexicans defecate on it when harvesting the produce.

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What would be the first thing you would do if you became invisible? Visit a lot of ladies rooms and bedrooms of strangers :-)

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How to remove oil base paint from a shirt? Soak the stain in a product called "Goof Off". Might take several tries but it worked for me. You can get it at paint stores, Loews, Home Depot. Good Luck.

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What is the most venomous snake on earth, and what is considered the most deadly Black Mamba--deadliest.

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Some people answer, "Older Than Dirt" when asked of their age. On average, how old is dirt and why is it usually that old? Four billion years old. Now that's old.

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Have ALL of the planets ever been in alignment? When is the next time it will happen? I remember this happening some years back. Nothing happened at all.

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How can you tell a real diamond from a fake diamond? By the price.

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What is one thing that you have thought of inventing? A realistic type of vagina would be nice.

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How do whales have sex? By fornicating.

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Imagine a plane is sitting on a massive conveyor belt, as wide and as long as a runway. The conveyor belt is designed to exactly match the speed of the wheels, moving in the opposite direction. Can the plane take off? then the plane would move backwards and probably crash into something.

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Why do I feel sleepy in the cold winter months? Is this part of my circadium rhythm? Maybe you drink to much.

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Why do aeroplanes need to fly so high? To avoid rooftops and skyscrapers.

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Why are Christmas trees conical in their shape? Because that's the way they want it.

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What Would Happen if the Polar Ice Caps Melted? If the northern polar caps melted nothing would happen because there is no land mass and the ice has already displaced itself by volume. However if the southern ice caps melted the ocean level would rise 3 to 5 feet because the ice is sitting on land.

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Why do cows have a black and white pattern? Because some people like plain milk and others chocolate.

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Do you know your own blood type? Coors positive.

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Can red wine cut stroke risk? What the hell is a storke?

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What would happen if the moon crashed into the Earth? If you were in it's path and you looked up you would be smashed. What kind of question is this anyway?

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How would a person die if sucked up by a tornado? You might not die, but you would certainly be re-located to Kansas.

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Would you rather your partner sleep in the nude, in just underwear or pajamas? Nude of course.

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How can KFC call their mashed potatoes "homestyle" when they're obviously instant? Just because they can. Period.

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I got a call from a bank saying that someone used my SS# to apply for credit. I called Equifax, Experian and Transunion to report credit fraud. What else should I do? Identity theft for sure. You need to report it to the police and file an Identity theft report and get a case number (I know, this happened to me.) You will then need to write to all three credit reporting agencies with the facts and a copy of the police report explain what happened (Send by Certified mail)and also ask them to remove this unauthorized inquiry. To many inquiries and you...

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Lets say they will let me have my car back after it got repossessed. I owe for a total of 2400. Is this negotiable? Late fees are 600. Please advise. Thanks. Everything is negotiable. Don't know what they will take if you don't ask.

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When disputing your credit, can you disupte credit inquiries as well? I heard too many inquiries are not good on your report. Yes you can but only if it was not originated by you applying for credit. There are two types of inquires, one is that made when you have applied for credit and the other is made by entities you already have credit with. They will do these inquiries on a regular basis to make sure you are not getting over your head in debt. These do not count against you. If you go around applying for...

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If my car was repossessed and I pay to get it back, is this still considered a repossession on my credit report? Yes, because it actually was re-pode. You simply worked out a deal after the fact.

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How can I get melted licorice off clothes Set the clothes on fire. The licorce has a lower flash point and will burn faster.

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HOW MANY POTATOES ARE NEEDED TO MAKE MASHED POTATOES FOR 50 PEOPLE Depends on the size of the potatoes. Duh??

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What can you use to remove cooking oil residue from the wall? 409 household cleaner.

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Imagine a plane is sitting on a massive conveyor belt, as wide and as long as a runway. The conveyor belt is designed to exactly match the speed of the wheels, moving in the opposite direction. Can the plane take off? NO,,the plane is not moving,,only the wheels.

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When will Iraq be stabalized? When those crazy Muslims stop killing each other which will never happen. Been fighting for thousands of years and will fight for thousands more. Read world history if you don't believe it.

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Why do cows have a black and white pattern? You are referring to the Holstein breed which most milk comes from. The white pattern is for normal milk. The black pattern can be mixed with the white pattern to produce chocolate milk.

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Why can't I feel the world turning? Because you are moving with it at the same speed. Simple. Do you have a sense of moving in an airplane if your not looking out a window. No.. Same difference.

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Where do you live? Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy.

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Where do you live? Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy.

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