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What does it mean when I frequently have dreams that I go in the attic and find the roof leaking? You are concerned about creating an unwanted pregnancy.

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Have you ever eaten an entire chicken alone? Was it cooked? No I haven't. I always have one with a loaf of bread and a gallon of milk! I buy the chicken cooked, because I fear, otherwise, I could not wait for it to cook well enough before I ram it down.

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A friend says I have a boring screen name. What do you think? It depends! Are you a robot?

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Just gave my 16 year old son a 4 min .ass whipping with my belt, came home from work and found him and his girlfriend in our house, both just about naked together in a tight embrace kissing. I sent her home and let the belt fly across his ass. was I right You were really spanking yourself for the mistake you made at 17 , and how things went in your life thereafter. He's not you!!

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Just gave my 16 year old son a 4 min .ass whipping with my belt, came home from work and found him and his girlfriend in our house, both just about naked together in a tight embrace kissing. I sent her home and let the belt fly across his ass. was I right You were right -- as long as your goal was to subject your son to a life of SM (sado-masichism) !

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A friend says I have a boring screen name. What do you think? I think you should re-evaluate your friendship standards. How dare he or she insult you that way!! So you chose your license plate? Big whoop! It's fine. Too bad you didn't have a personalized license plate. ;)

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My mom said she doesn't want me to see a doctor for depression because they "always blame the mom". What the heck am I supposed to do?She's in denial! She speaks a worn out cliche when she says they always blame the mother. Depression has a biological component and could be due to developmental issues nothing to do with parenting. Tell her there are very few Freudians practicing nowadays. Assuning she was not abusive toward you, she has nothing to worry about.

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Name 5 movies with a number in the title, excluding sequels? The Incredibly True Story of Two Girls in Love Seven Eight Men Out Thirteen Ghosts 2 Days in the Valley

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I just <3 guys! Do you?=D Yes, if they nice and clean.

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In the US, there are lots of traditional "Southern" foods that nobody else eats or can quite define (grits, chitlins, hominy, okra, gizzards, hog maw), but are there any such traditional Northern or Western foods besides lutefisk? Why won't those yankees get busy eating entrails?

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In the US, there are lots of traditional "Southern" foods that nobody else eats or can quite define (grits, chitlins, hominy, okra, gizzards, hog maw), but are there any such traditional Northern or Western foods besides lutefisk? In the north crawfish is a bit of a mystery. They call something similar "crayfish" and use it for bait only.

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How do you feel about celebrities posing nude for magazine Makes me feel funny down there, like when we climbed ropes in gym class.

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Doesn't it just grind your gears when an obviously gay man introduces you to his WIFE -- with a straight face? If the woman is in on the reality of it, to each his own. If the gay guy is scaming the lady and perhaps himself, it's quite infuriating.

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What don't your parents like about your significant otter? They don't like his bad breath, and think he is a real weasel!!

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Don't you think there are too many Atheists here? Yes, God should improve his sales pitch.

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What should humans say to aliens when we met the for the first time? Whatever you say, don't discuss religion or politics!

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What to do about a roommate who is always mopping around the house? Fire the maid!

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What music would be Jesus' favorite if he were alive today? Techno.

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Do you like the sound guys make while ejaculating? Each guy has his own sounds. Most are hot, but some are goofy.

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What would you do if your 14 year old daughter asked you: ''Mom, what do you do when daddy's not around?''? Discuss self-stimulation of the clitoris!?

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I keep hearing the words 'I wanna go back to where my wandering started, back to the day we parted' in my head. They are from a song, but I don't know which one. Can anyone help? (2009-12-04) "I miss the way my dear departed consistently, willfully, and humorously farted!" Say that ten times fast and the other lyric will be over.

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Has there ever been a girl dressed up as boy george Nope. Never.

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On a TV Documentary: A psychotic mental patient refused to take his medication at a mental hospital. According to "Patient Rights Advocates" he had the right to do that. He got out and killed his mother. Isn't that just simply insane? Yes, the legislators who made that law should have been forced to take their meds!!

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If 3 people stayed in a motel that cost $30 @$10 each but the room was only $25.$5 was given to bell boy to return but kept $2 for himself.3 people got a $1 change each.where is the missing $ room $25 3 x 9 = $27, boy kept $2 = $29 Each paid $8.33 for the room , total $25. Each had stolen from them $0.66, total $2.

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How many of us have to die before we realize that Thanksgiving is a dangerous holiday? Travel accidents and family feuds!

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Where is the worst place to get stuck without toilet paper? In front of the principal's house !

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Why are cats (and cat owners) so dim-witted compared to dogs? Golly, some cat owners are indeed smarter than dogs, and btw some dogs are also cat owners. Cats are uniformly smarter than dogs of the same size. I guarantee it. Those humans who prefer dogs generally need a lot of reassurance that they are loved on demand. Not an attractive trait in a human in my humble opinion.

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I'm writing a story and i was just wondering. If you had a son who was gay which you didn't accept him for who he really is and you're meeting his boyfriend for the first time, what would you say to the boyfriend to make him break up with the son? not hiv Any father who has a gay son who he wants straightened can just rape him over and over until he is sick of it. It works with cigarettes.

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I'm writing a story and i was just wondering. If you had a son who was gay which you didn't accept him for who he really is and you're meeting his boyfriend for the first time, what would you say to the boyfriend to make him break up with the son? not hiv I would tell him my son gives lowsy bj's (compared to his Mom anyway).

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Please list the nearest nude beaches to your current location. Pretty please. What's it like there? I've been to two "unofficial" nude beaches: Black's Beach near La Jolla, CA and Air Force Beach, Palm Beach,FLA.

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Why do people jump down your throat before asking for a father explanation? They, like Freud, much prefer the mother explanation.

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What causes old people smell? (And don't say poor hygiene!) I thought I cautioned you to not say hygiene! Why do they smell differently than young persons with poor hygiene! ANSWER ME!!

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This girl keeps pestering me for my telephone number, should I give her it? Give her my number. Ill tell her how it is. 617 867-5309

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I have been friendly toward my roommates' cat. I offered her tuna once. She did not eat it. Overtime this cat has come to prefer me over the owners. Now they are mad at me, and think I feed their cat. What should I say or do? Moon, Unfortunately, you overestimate my roommates. One in particular is now even more loud and mean to the cat when it won't go over to him. He calls her "Trader-Kitty."

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Are we living in the last days? We have homosexuality being promoted in schools, wars 4 money, a slew of moral atrocities are occuring left and right, along with the planet suffering from mankinds indifference. Playing devils advocate, no nasty comments These are still in the FIRST days. We are in our infancy. We have a lot a maturing to do. It's about time we shed authoritarian religious dogma in favor of sound reasoning informed by empiricism.

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Why did Jesus sacrifice himself to himself, to save us from himself? Why didn't he just forgive people? Multiple Personality Disorder is serious. Give the the Big Guy a break.

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My daughter keeps asking me where barbies come from -- what should I tell her? When Ken loves Barbie very, very much, he puts a plastic seed in her tummy, and nine months later out comes a litter of barbies.

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Does anyone know why Lou Dobbs left CNN? His head became too large for the tv.

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Why would God create anything that makes him so angry that he burns them for eternity for doing exactly what he knew they will do before creating them? Why would God create people if he doesn't accept how they will use their freewill? PMS

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I always feel tired. I work nights, but still I get around 7 hours of sleep. I am constantly fatigued. I eat fairly healthy and exercise at least twice a week. Any guesses why? Perhaps you are an alcoholic.

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He says "SLUT" you say__________? So mount me already!

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What would you do if you went to a dinner party and the host's dog chewed the fringes off your new suede coat? Consider it apt fashion criticism.

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What is proper ediquite when staying at a bed and breakfast? Wear more than just slippers for the morning meal!!

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Quick....would you rather AB or have sex? Why make that decison when you can do both!! Simultaneously!!

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Ok so I had a dream that I was raped and I became pregnet. It didn't show or menchon who it was. It was so weird because the months past so fast but it felt long and I finally gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. What does this dream mean? Is it bad? Baby Jesus has returned.

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My mother & her husband (not my dad) are very devout Christians, I see them rarely so I'm not sure what to give them for Christmas, any suggestions on a gift they can both enjoy? Perhaps the Kamasutra ?

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Does death run in familys for example if your granny died at 80 will you die at that age? It depends. Did grandpa shoot her??

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Why do men like violence so much? Men can't be having sex ALL the time!

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If Jesus was hung, would a noose be the symbol for Christianity? If Jesus was hung, I have an even better symbol in mind that would get me back to church.

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If a 19 year old girl has lesbian sex with a 15 year old girl, is it statutory rape? Can lesbians be charged with statutory rape? Oh, golly! I suppose without a penis no actual sex can occur? lol They may classify it as molestation. Those law enforcement folks can be so square.

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Would you sell your body to a stranger for an hour to feed yourself? It would only take me five minutes worth to earn a decent meal!

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When is it ok to sit and cry? J/W Real men stand and cry!

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Why do guys seem to like girl boobs? Gays generally don't like man boobs.

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Why do pillows develop yellow stains? Actually I think it is due to sweat over time.

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GUYS: How do you get a guy to like you? Have a large penis?

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What shouldn't you do while in a graveyard? Dig.

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Do you forbid certain words in your house? My sister does not allow her children to use the word "hate". And I hate that.

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Why was the "Star Trek: The Next Generation" series done with all-castrated males? You mixed up TNG and Heaven's Gate cult.

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Does "Political Correctness" have any blame in the Military not acting on the signals from Maj. Hasan before his terrorist actions at Fort hood? Cultural sensitivity is all well and good, as long as you don't end up tolerating intolerance.

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Does God really run things like they do in the mafia? As long as your loyal, you won't be punished for breaking the rules like everyone else? And did God put a hit out on that doctor who worked in the abortion clinic?

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What do you think is the toughest movie to act out in charades? Brokeback Mountain

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Are there any openly gay 16 year olds on answerbag? There are gay teens here mostly not "out". They need support, not exploitation.

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A girl at work said she's worried her 10yr old cousin will end up gay because he paints his nails and acts feminine..... Does this make her a bigot? It makes her heterosexist! She may also be a bigot, but more info is needed to tell.

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Do you think people who give abortions should be murdered? Any woman considering an abortion should be executed on the spot!

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Do gay men get turned on at the doctors office when they are told to turn their head and cough? As about as much as when women see an OBGYN.

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Are you naked? Under my clothes!@

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An atheist does not proclaim, "There is no God," but, "A God is as credible as vampires, werewolves, and leprachauns." Do I have this right? No, you are wrong. I think vampires are more plausible than a god or gods!

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Why am I getting so much hate on here? Should I just leave? Would the site be better off without me? Nick, You have shown meanness and insensitivity to people who have a different worldview than you. I do not know why you are surprised when someone directs it back at you (not that it's right). I hope you stay here. You are actually quite easy on the eyes.

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Lights go out when i walk under them, what does this mean? Lights flicker all the time. I would suggest that you do not pay much attention to the times when the light stays on AND you do not take into account all the times the lights go out when you are not there. But, you remember and make a big deal about everytime it does go out when you are there. So I would say it is superstitious thinking.

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Question for atheists: do you believe in an afterlife? I have found no evidence of one, unless I do, I can't believe.

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Has anyone ever killed an animal? Accidentally or otherwise? I killed a toad with the lawn mower. It was very upsetting to me.

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What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist? Hate to throw in a wrench, but some psychologists can prescribe medications. So far two states allow this, more to follow.

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Gun's don't kill people, people kill people --with guns! How well does the theory that 'all we need to do to prevent massacres is to arm everyone' measure up given the recent mass murder at a military base? If some of the victims resulted from friendly fire, what do you say then?

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Who would you say are better educated? Liberals or Conservatives? Who do you think has the greater capacity to think critically and use empiricism to form conclusions? I would be surprised if anyone said the conservatives. The mark of a true education is acquisition of skills that transcend dogma.

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Do you find effeminate gay men amusing? Sometimes, sometimes not. It's just a difference in style not substance. Big reactions to them one way or another seem superficial.

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Do you think it should be legal to fire someone for being gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgendered? Certainly not. But I fear that some companies require employees to sign certain "morality" clauses when they are hired -- so like in the military it is technically legal to fire them. Not cool.

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If the Book of Mormon is another Testament of Jesus Christ, then why do we find so much archeological evidence for the Bible and the stuff written around Jesus time and we find none for the Book of Mormon? The Bible has a better PR agent.

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Is Hunting a sport? Only if you arm your prey.

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How overweight are we? Please log in your height and weight if you dare. 5'10", 180lbs. Hope to lose a few.

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How much extra weight does a friend need to gain before you say something? If a friend expressed disatisfaction with their weight and then constantly popped a twinky in front of me, I would consider staging an intervention.

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Turn-On or Turn-Off: Sarcasm? yup. Sarcasm is better than sex!! NOT!!

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If you are a gay female what is the best way to spot and introduce yourself to other lesbians outside of a gay bar? My gaydar is broke or something, I hate hitting on straight wemon cuz its embarrassing. I have found that there is a greater prevalence of lesbians on a softball league than in the general population. My gaydar is off when it comes to women. When it comes to men, stereotypes are an easy place to start as long as you use them to make hypotheses and not conclusions.

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How often do you include a swear word in your answers on AB? I will make every effort to use such language when addressing you in the future.

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In only 10 words, describe your stance on abortion. (Answers containing more than 10 words will be downrated.) Abortion is wrong, but don't make it illegal.

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Got a ticket for not paying train fare. didn't show ID but gave a real name and the address of my apartment. The apt is not my legal residence and they have don't even have the Apt#. I was worried though because I have pending criminal charges. Advice? ( Consider taking responsibilty and pay all debts and penalties.

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Name 1 film that you enjoyed that much that you watched again or would watch again Mulholland Drive

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Do You Find That NO MATTER How You Answer A Question ; That there Is Always Someone Who Will Act Like You Don'T Know What You Are Talking About, and TRY To Correct You? There are particular members who believe they corner the market on the English language and think their semantic interpretations are the only right ones.

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What qualities should i posess to make myself a very attractive individual towards girls Being a good listener is of universal appeal.

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Why are girls so self concious about their body? This culture can exaggerate the physicality and minimize other variables in regard to what it takes to attract a male.

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Question for men:if you are dreaming that you are with the girl you like what are you going to do with her? Needlepoint! Just kidding. Im not into knitting.

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Have you ever been a victim of any type of discrimination? Not me personally. Actually I experienced a little gay on gay violence. I was evicted by an ex-gay for finding a boyfriend.

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My husband lend me his truck because my broke down , i was looking for a cd and i found some condoms. We never used condoms it was a surprise to me. this never happened before. Do you think his cheating on me. Many bars give away free condoms. Is your hubby the type to accept something free even if he has no real need for the item?

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Is it realy possible to be "homophobic"? I think its just some Bullsh*t that people use to deny that they are haters and claim they have a viable "medical problem". 1) To date homophobia is not classified as a medical/mental problem like other phobias. 2)Anyone who admits they are homophobic is probably healthier than those who have such beliefs and feelings but deny it. 3) At the heart of much homophobia is the fear that one's self is gay (or seen as gay)or not living up to the cultural expectations of one's particular gender.

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Have you ever had a swear box at work or home? And if so, did having to pay for every swear word cut down your bad language? Never had one or needed one. I don't swear or think there is anything wrong with swearing.

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Why do so many people think droll means the opposite of what it really means? Dr. Zachary Smith and others only used it sarcastically.

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If a minor raped an adult, who would go to jail? The minor. He would likely be tried as an adult, and if convicted be given an adult sentence. If the rapist were female in this scenario, she would go to mental hospital.

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Does it upset you when you hear someone use the word "god" when they are not praying or talking about their creator? God yes!!

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My boyfriend did'nt get me anything for my 17th birthday, we've been dating for 9 months.. Should i be upset with him? Yes you should. Get him back by giving him "a gift" in another nine months that will last a lifetime.

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If a bad dream is called a nightmare, what is a good dream called? A daystallion!?

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If Shakespeare were alive today what names would he replace Romeo & Juliet with? Ennis and Jack (BBM)

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Have you ever been maliciously tricked on AB? This morning somebody tricked me into snorting spider eggs because he said it would get me high but it didn't, it was just disgusting. Also how can I find out the identity of an anonymous person? Someone on AB convinced me of sexual karma. Sleep with an admirer your not into, and you will be able to get with someone hot who would not usually have you. I'm still waiting!!

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Why do girls throw them selves at simion cowell is it the money or is cause he is good looking+money I don't know, for the bananas?

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Can a male say that a male is cute an not be gay or bi He'd have to be secure with his masculinity first.

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Is it wrong to jack off with a friend even though im straight The more the merrier? Did you ever think your friend might be gay?

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Have anyone played dick or dare I probably have inadvertantly.

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Basically i only have one question! If i kill 30people but i believe that jesus is the son of god,will i go to heaven?, before the indian man who saves 30people but doesnt believe in jesus?? because basically thats wat baptist people believe. so all the c It's not what you do but who you know, just like in professional wrestling!

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How can i become more tolerant . Recognize that all humans including yourself are fallible, our notions of gods unrealistic and impractical, but respect others attempts to make meaning in this world no matter how different from your own (unless other humans are harmed).

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Anonymous is Answerbag's newest member. Who would like to welcome Anonymous to the community with me? Why is this question in the Abortion section? Is Anonymous a fetus?

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As a parent, if your son showed you his new skinny jeans, what would you think? If you'd like him to explore other fashion options do not be to heavy handed or he will just change into those skinny jeans at school to spite you.

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Is it really so wrong that I downrate people all the time? It says more about the repetitive DRer than those they DR. Use sparingly like a spice.

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Is there a women with dicks A woman with dicks!? Wow, most of the men I've seen only got one.

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How many definitions does the word "is" have in legal terms and what are they? Come on. Can't you see if you are asked "Are you having a sexual relationsship with X?" You can always say "no" unless you are mid-coitus. Even if the opposing lawyer means "have you had" you do not have to clarify. A poorly asked question is a poorly asked question.

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I was thinking about joining a femenist group but can`t seem to get my wife away from the kitchen sink to look into it do for me you think she`s ungreatful that i`m willing to let her do something different Is your wife throwing up in that sink? Feminists tend to support options for women not restrictions. If a woman chose to be a homemaker, feminists really are fine with it, but they might be wary of the possibilty a man is pressuring her. +1 I am grateful for this question, dude.

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When will Obama be impeached? In your wet dreams!

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Why does it seem that it is socially acceptable for a woman in her mid 40's to be dating a man in his early 20's but if a man of the same age does the same with a woman of the same age he's labeled a rapist, pedophile, dirty old man ,pervert etc? Because people who frown on men dating much younger women( but not the reverse) have a lack of respect for women. They believe women in their twenties are too feeble minded to make wise decisions on their own.

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Why do people think it's okay for men to "check out" women and lust after them? We are built as sexual beings, and we have the right to experience stimulation, pleasure, and joy in what we are without guilt as long as we maintain the reasonable boundaries of other human beings.

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Do people in horror movies deserve to die? Yes, they do. Their acting is horrible!!

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What is the second item you remove as soon as you get home? The blood around my mouth.

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Do you ever take the time to stop and admire a beautiful sunset? Yes, Ponyboy. Stay gold!

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Do Christians believe in global warming? Not seen as important. The earth is not needed when you are looking forward to the End of Times.

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Why do people give uneducated answers instead of educated answers Often times uneducated questions deserve uneducated responses.

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Why do people give uneducated answers instead of educated answers Uneducated answers can be a hoot!

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Protocol dictates that you introduce a person of "lesser" status to the person of higher status. A captian is introduced to a gerneral, a child to an adult, etc. What would be the proper procedure for introducing the GF/mistresss and the wife? Depends on who is better at oral sex.

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Where can buy sleeping pills online for my 4 year old son Howtohavechildprotectiveservicesevaluatingyourassasap.com

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If God created everything, then who created God? UberGod, silly!

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Why do most lesbians try to look like men? Wouldn't the point of being attracted women be to like 'women' and not a woman that looks like a man? Just curious. Each of us have a varied love map. Various androgenous mixes whet our appetites. If I had to be with a woman, I would want a butch lesbian. By the same token, I am not attracted to ultramacho muscular guys or extremely campy and dainty guys. It prolly has been said, but I think you are thinking too categorically instead of considering the continuous range.

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Where is the best place to hide a dead body? During Halloween, you can just display it on your porch.

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Do you think everyone should give blood? How often do you give blood? Unfortunately, gay men who are not virgins can't give blood unless they lie. Not matter how often they have been tested for HIV, no matter how few sexual partners they have had, no matter if they practice safe sex with a monogomous partner of fifty years!

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Don't you think James Franco is really funny? He was hilarious in Pineapple Express and looked so hot in those pajama bottoms!

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Why is the Bible more believable than Dianetics? The authors of the Bible had not written much science fiction.

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What is your favorite body type for a mate? I like a twink -- swimmer's build.

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Do you guyes hate GAY people? I don't hate gay people. I don't hate anyone. There are several gay people I do not like, Grant for example. There are many more straight people that I do not like, mainly because there as so many more of them.

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Why are some gay people uncaring about whether gay marriage is legal or not? Could it be flawed attempt to have pseudo-acceptance from thde general public. Side with the oppressor like a house homosexual?

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If someone greeted you by saying: Jesus loves you! What would you say? "Aliens want to probe you!"

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Babies are born with no beliefs at all. Atheism is the belief that there is no God. So, why do [some] atheists claim that everyone is born an atheist? Atheist is used as a descriptor and not an identity in this context. Your attempt to distinguish between disbelief and ignorance is a semantic game you try to use to somehow justify you illogical contention that babies are not atheist. Are cats theists or atheists?

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Ok, you come upon a guy driving 50mph down the highway with his blinker on. You're 100 miles from the nearest exit. What do you do? Shoot out his tires!

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Why does jesus have 'christ' as his last name??? :-? What does the H stand for in the middle? Jesus H. Christ.

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Should the death penalty be expanded to include other crimes like rape, child molestation, drug dealing, etc? No way. Why should the government escalate the violence like that. A false conviction would amount to murder by the Government. Not nice.

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"The fact is, you *DO* propagate the stereotype of a _________." Questions: 1. What was the first thing/group/type that comes to mind? 2. How would you respond to such an accusation of perpetuating those stereotypes by your actions? Gay man. Promiscuous, feminine I would disregard such an accusation as nonsense, because stereotypes exist because there is truth in them. It's only when stereotypes lead to prejudice that they become dangerous. So I am going to be me and not hold back anything that confirms or disconfirms a stereotype. If I like Madonna, I will like Madonna. If I want to sleep with four guys a...

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Were you a girly girl or a tom boy as a child? A nancy boy!

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As busy as _________? An AB moderator with a chip on his shoulder

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AT WHAT AGE DO MEN GROW UP if ever Around 26 years of age on average, females attain the same level at 17 years.

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Just wondering? Do you think religious people are brainwashed by churches, bibles and priests? Kind of a loaded way to put it, but accurate.

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Can a relationship born from an affair last? Many mother-child relationships are born from affairs all the time and they last usually at least 18 yeARS.

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Pathetic,,,if we can't handle 10 cents tax on pop,maybe we shouldn't be drinking it to begin with,,agree or not? I agree. I like the idea of a sin tax. Serves dual function -- raise funds, reduce unhealthy behavior. Win - win situation if you ask me (and you did).

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Why are men inferior to women? Statistically men are more antisocial, commit rape and murder more, and have a lower capacity for empathy.

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So, who prays to god when they want something? I don't but I usually get what I want anyway. Hmmmm.

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How do you get ova someone you dated for 4 1/2 years wen hes dating your bestfriend You have no right to steal eggs of an ex-gf no matter whose she's dating. lol

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How can you tell that the Internet has turned 40? When the internet left his wife for a girl in her twenties with fake boobs.

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What do you think of when I say the word: EVIL? That's Dr Evil! I did not go to evil medical school for nothing!!

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Who thinks that "NAKED" is a dirty word, and should be censored from questions and answers as well as Nicknames? "Are we talking good naked or bad naked?"

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Does anyone have a problem with me giving my boyfriend a quick gay kiss on Main Street -- not as a political statement but because he makes me laugh when we are out walking the dogs? I don't mind negative points, but please answer the question as you deliver them.

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If everyone was Gay there would be no procreation and I feel this puts more pressure on Straight people. Is this a Rational Anxiety? An entire species of animals that "turned gay" would die out. People (unlike animals) know where babies come from. So if we all went gay, we would still procreate. All children would be planned and wanted. Actually, not such a bad world.

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Is it me, or is the gay rights movement sifled by naked men dancing on parade floats (amongst all the other crap that makes me wanna go back in the closet)? I think it is just you and your body shame and maybe a touch of internalized homophobia.

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Are Ernie and Burt gay as all get-out? -- or just Burt? I got -5 for asking this question. Was it disrespectful to gay people or is someone just way too into Sesame Street?

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Whats the Last thing you wash in a shower? The drain.

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If a male has noticeable breast knots as a teen is he more likely to be gay? Why do some have them and others not? This is a question that countless teens ask themselves silently -- because so many adults are to uncomfortable to address such concerns.

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Why won't you support Gay reparations, compensatory $cash$ for homos who were not educated about human sexuality in high school and were basically misled that straight was the only option and left alone to grapple with a painful process of self discovery? Schools who had the knowledge and withheld such basic information should be held accountable in some fashion -- prolly not a cash give out, flowers are more appropriate.

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When a person says, "I slept with so and so.", do you always infer they had sex? I don't need to infer anything, because I am always sure to get details! ;)

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Can an athiest be held up for Blasphemy ?what legal stand has religious authority? No legal standing whatsoever unless we pretend we are the Puritans.

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Is it acceptable to fire an employee for being a Christian with poor boundaries? It is not ok to fire someone because of their religion, but if they demonstrate* their religion at the workplace in a disruptive fashion despite warnings, you should be able to fire them. * 1)Trying to recruit co-workers/clients OR 2) even talking emphatically about their beliefs as if their religious point of view is the only acceptable one -- This includes saying "My walk with Jesus...

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What do atheists believe in? They believe in themselves and the good will of other people -- if they are lucky. No invisible man needed.

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Can you get HIV/AIDS from using a public toilet? Yes -- if you use the public toilet as your love pirch and engage unprotected sex.

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How would you react if your son/daughter told you they were gay? My friend has disowned her son for telling her he is gay, yet her sister is a lesbian and she has no problem with that! No. I would be overjoyed to know my grand kids if they came to be would be produced out of love and intent rather than a heterosexual mishap.

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Is Fox News a legitimate news organization? See LINK: Slightly more legit than SNL Weekend Update.

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What do you BELIEVE happens to the souls of atheist after death? Souls are an abstraction. Concepts exist in the mind of humans no where else. Well maybe computers. If you teach a computer about your soul, your soul may live on.

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Which country has the best lifestyle in the world? The Island of Lesbos!

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Why are so many people afraid to die? Fear of pain and then nothingness. Even the religious have serious doubts about an afterlife.

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Am i gay when i beat my meat at shemale ..like i don't do it a lot i do it some time.. There is a reason that you are not looking at an actual female. It might be due to too much porn in general and you have to go to the edge for an extra thrill? I would guess otherwise you are bisexual or gay and not out to self.

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I threw away $40.00 because I purchased ten "Generic Cialis" pills online, supposedly made in India, and they don't work at all. Have you purchased fake online medication? Yes. The fake pills work fine for me!

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How often do you use the gay 'f'-word? Do you mean f-abulous? All the frickin time!

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True of False, you manage money better now than just a year ago? True. Now that there is so little of it.

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True or False? You've had MORE than 3 dogs in your life! Yes. My dad who abused me, my boyfriend who used me, and Rover.

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Why won't zombies attack each other?? Please help. They are extremely loyal.

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What do people really mean when they say "I love my country"? "My vision for this place is the only on that counts."

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The justice of the peace who refused to marry the inter-racial couple "for the sake of potential future children" should be ___________! Sodomized by OJ.

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What do you think about the boy in the ballon hoax? This was not a hoax!! The media and the viewers who support it are as responsible as the parents for giving that six year old unnecessary stress of public interviews. Those who are so quick to judge and make assumptions are no better.

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In a building collapse you are pinned against someone with serious wounds such that your leaving would mean the death of the person, would you stay pinned there for the rest of your life? Should you have a choice? I would stay as long as I could, give the other person a chance to say goodbye to relatives, and let the person help me decide how long I should stay (if conscious). My convenience and comfort is less inportant than the person's life, but there are limits. I still desrve a life.

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Our wonderful friend NoIdea has finally made it to Maestro! Would you all please join me in congratulating him? ^_^ I am impressed with you on many levels.

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In a building collapse you are pinned against someone with serious wounds such that your leaving would mean the death of the person, would you stay pinned there for the rest of your life? Should you have a choice? What?

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In a building collapse you are pinned against someone with serious wounds such that your leaving would mean the death of the person, would you stay pinned there for the rest of your life? Should you have a choice? This question is abortolicious ! !

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Guys: Do you enjoy a nice man hug now and again? Didn't you see that episode of Friends when Joey and Ross sleep in each others arms and feel refreshed?

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Can you name a famous "John"? Governor Eliot Spitzer!

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How you know when you've got a gay? You can't know for sure unless someone tells you. But, if you've got a never-married male interior designer who can't stand sports, there's a good chance that he's gay.

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Is boss a jerk? YES! I'm self-employed.

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Did you (or anyone) ever give your downstairs a nickname? You are one to ask, Anon, you can't even think of a screen name!

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Aren't people who hunt for sport just a few shades away from serial killers? And don't go thinking hunting is macho unless you do your hunting without a weapon dude!

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Can one get high from snorting Concerta? ALERT ALERT ALERT Taking concerta in a manner other than prescribed can lead to sudden death by heart attack. ALERT ALERT

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Can Morality Exist Without God? The estute application of moral principles yields the most sound moral framework. Some people struggle with the brain power necessary and defer to authoritarian black and white thinking.

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How many people would consider themselves "smart"? Like, above the normal intelligence. Most everyone. Many of the underlings are too stupid to know better.

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Is it possible to believe in "things happening for a reason" and not believe in God? Yes, things happen for a reason. Just sometimes the reason is a complex interplay of chance factors. But, no there is no cosmic reason your girlfriend broke it off.

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What would be your advice to me since I'm about to head into the real world? Keep it on the down low, keep your eyes on the prize, and keep it in your pants.

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I am a 13 year old boy and on my nipples area i have something like a boob in the nipple but when i don't what it's called (i don't speak good english) u know when u get cold or something and your hair stands up.... my nipples become normal heeeeelp!!!! It's called a breast knot. Don't reaaly know why some guys have them and others do not.

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Which is your favorite Saw movie so far and why? The first one was the best b/c it was very original despite being low budget. I liked part two the least because it was all about the traps and the twist was weak.

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Life kills you? (The knowledge of) Death invigorates you!

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If you knew the world was ending 2012, would you still sit on the couch and watch Oprah every day? I'd at least start alternating days with Judge Judy.

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What is the best revenge? I can't decide whether it's a life well lived or a pie in the face!

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If someone who you really loved suddenly changed genders would you try it out for a while? Yes, I would try hard to make it work. The importance of the person might transcend gender for me.

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How often do you use the gay 'f'-word? I only use the word "faggot" when talking about the word. Same as the N-word if I have to explain which word starting with 'n'.

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What shouldn't you do on a train? Wear a cowboy hat and a hankerchief over your mouth and nose.

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What were you doing the last time you were caught red-handed? Painting a fire engine.

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October 11th is National Coming OUT Day. How are you celebrating? Queer as Folk marathon.

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Who would be the worst person to be stuck on an island with? Richard Hatch

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Are there any situations where you would use the N-word? Not even when quoting someone else. "N-word" works.

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Do you think the world would be a better place if everyone had an endless supply of free, legal and harmless recreational drugs to make us feel high whenever we want? I do. Lets make it happen. Sure let's use substances to short circuit our brains to feel good. That way we would not have to rely on accomplishments or human connections. Nice!

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Is Rosie O'Donnell the most beautiful woman in the world? To her wife, I am sure she is.

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How often do you use the gay 'f'-word? Ann Coulter sure doesn't hold back.

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How do you prefer your gay men to be? Macho, androgenous, or flaming? Homer Simpson likes his alcohol 100 proof and his homos flaming!!!

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Is it ok to out closeted public figures like Glenn Beck? If you are actively antigay AND diddle on the side with guys, outing is appropriate, if you are sileny on the issue, then privacy should be granted.

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What is the most valuable gift we have recd from God? A brand new car!!!

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How do you handle having a "crush" on someone who happens to be homosexual when you're heterosexual? Try and flip 'em!!

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So now that the Nobel Peace Prize is officially just a punchline, which undeserving a**clown do you think they'll award it to next? Your premise is flawed.

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When a woman becomes President, what will her husband's title be? Bill

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When a woman becomes President, what will her husband's title be? Whipped?

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Why do you wear a watch? To cover the scars.

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Do you drive an SUV? I have a 2006 RAV-4. I would rather have a Prius.

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Gays and lesbians: do you play the man or the woman in your relationships? for those who play the opposite gender is it hard to get used to it? This question was not meant seriously. Who is so simple minded in this day and age? It was designed to get a rise out of y'all.

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Who are you attracted to more...the person thats an easy score or the one that will be the most challenging? The thrill of the hunt often tops the kill!

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Are there still a lot of hate crimes against gays and lesbians in your country? Conservatives deny the distinction between crime and hate crime in US.

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Are you anticipating Levi Johnston's photo spread in Playgirl?(see link) I don't see his link!

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How I get free internet access? That's mooching. Minus five!

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I am a 14 year old and I fell in love with another boy. he is in my grade. what should i tell him. I don't think he likes me! We sort of were friends but only talked once in a while. I think he sort of ignored me Don't rush things. See if you are compatible as friends first.

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I have decided that I am now a tarot card reader thingamabober. Ask me any question and I will give you a 100% right answer that will solve all problems! and the best part it is free! So ask away!! Will I find true love? When and How? And WHO?

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Do you say "I hate when" or "I hate it when"? I only love!

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What do you think about Barack Obama's name? It reminds me of Osama... That's funny, Bush reminds me of Tush.

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Where could my cell phone be? It could be where the sun don't shine. If so I hope it's on vibrate.

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Whenever I see lesbians having sex,I want to join them!Am I normal? As long as you realize they are doing just fine without you!

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Why does everyone get freaked out when i tell them i am a strong positive atheist? By strong and positive do you mean that you have certitude that no god exists? I don't think a god exists given the evidence, but I think it is impossible to be certain about such a question.

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What is the punishment for keying a car if you are 17 years old and live in mississippi I don't know. A good flogging!?

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What is the perfect cup size? Super Big Gulp!

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My boyfriend of 4yrs watches transsexual porn between a regular man and a man w/ breast and hair etc. he also joined an adult friend finder site and labeled himself as bi-curious. is this normal? i want to hear what other men have to say So Chicks with Dicks are a part of his love map. The more important question is: How happy is your love relationship with him? If there are other regions on his love map that he explores (without actually cheating)and it does not interfer with the quality and frequency he visits your region, I would suggest that there is no problem.

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Do you find your horoscope scarily accurate? I forget my sign. Which is the one that don't believe in weak watered down coincidences?

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Would you consider yourself "vanilla" when it comes to sexual preferences? Yes, Vanilla. Maybe a little SM. OK a lot.

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Do you distrust Slyvia Browne? She has an excellent act for someone with such low IQ.

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I predicted that there should be a Jon & Kate divorce saga. Do you think I should become a producer? Yes-- if there is a show called Captain Obvious.

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What is one movie that you did not understand at all? Moulin Rouge -- why were they singing and dancing?

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Is Answerbag going to create higher levels and more ranks for the people who just keep getting higher and higher? Why should pot users be rewarded?

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When you die who will you like to haunt? All my new AB enemies!

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Should we tell eight year olds that there is a one in twenty chance that they are homosexual? We should tell kids of any age that it is ok to be true to themselves.

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Does life really suck this bad or is it me? Life is suffering. It is only when you recognize this fact that you might be able to transcend it!

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I left 2 small bags on my porch overnight. The landlord is now charging a fine of $25 per bag, but no such type of fine is mentioned in my lease. Do I have to pay? If not, what can I do? You don't technically have to pay, but what you actually should do depends. Is it a kicking pad at a good rate? If so keep the landlord happy. If it is a dump worth risking, make your stand!

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What do Brussels sprouts taste like? Urine soaked twigs. Delicious!

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Did you ever take it out unexpectedly on a date? No. I always announce him before he makes his appearance.

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Hey all you Catholics or Christians out there. What is your opinion on these Priests and Pastors sexually abusing children and getting away with it for years? Priest should be able to marry. Repression leads to leakage!

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My son backed into a friends car in his own driveway, who is responsible for the damage? You are!! If your son is a minor.

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Why do christians have to piss me off so much? They don't have to, but they're more than happy to.

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Have you ever made your dog drunk? No. I am not at all responsible for his drinking problem.

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Why are teens better at driving than adults? Because your definition of better driver includes how fast you can weave through traffic and how many donuts you can do in a Wendy's parking lot!

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If you came in and I was naked in your bed what would you do? Enter!

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What is a big word for stupid? Limbaugh

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Why is God so different in the old testiment than he is in the new? He changed his marketing strategy!

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What should I do about the gay crush I have on someone who works at Subway? What ever you do, use plenty of codom-ents!!

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My husband is paying child support for his son. He didn't know he had a son until he was two-yrs old. The back-pay he owes is from the day his son was born. Can they hold those two yrs against him? He had unprotected sex voluntarily I assume. He is responsible for his share of taking care of his child, no matter how slimy the baby's mamma is!!

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What reality television show would you like to go on? The Amazing Race. Would you be my teammate? They would call us "The AB pals."

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Did you cry when Obama won I did? Baby Jesus crys every time you post a question like this!!

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Why do Republicans base their opinions on out-of-context quotes? They saw the Democrats do it!

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What kind of guns do you own? squirt

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Would you let a gay atheist guy babysit your kids? No way! But a gay atheist woman would be fine.

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Isn't belief in Global Warming more helpful than religious beliefs about an afterlife? Won't global warming bring us together even if it is not really true?

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Jesus is God according to scripture.Do you have any evidence He wasn't? Who said the Scripture was infallible -- besides the Scripture and your Mamma??

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I want to bring my wife to a male strip club, are men allowed in? Aren't gay guys allowed??

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(No twilight fans please.) What couple do you think is the sweetest/cutest and from what book/movie/show are they? Jack and Ennis ( Brokeback Mountain )! ! !

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If you couldn't have children or adopt, would you want a monkey to treat like a human? Yes, Of Course. Up until the time they start ripping peoples faces off, they are adorable.

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Is anyone intrested in the Amazing Race? What do you think of this new season? Do you have a favorite team? I Chose Cheyn's team from his pic prior to the season.

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Have you ever broken a tooth chewing something? Yes -- A fist!

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Can you know God exists and died for you and yet hate him? Sure. Anyone who tried to manipulate me by carnating himself and pretending to die for me when all the whike he had full control of the situation is worthy of hate. Fortunately, I don't know that God exists, so I am hate free.

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Have any of you walked out in the middle of a movie because it was just SO bad? What movie? Any Given Sunday -- I went into another movie!!

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What is your favourite musical? I hate musicals!!

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Atheists - Are you aware of Gods presence in your life? By the same degree vegetarians are aware of all the meat they eat!

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Do you think elected officials, especially congressional members and the president, should serve in the military to qualify for election? Not at all. We need people with intellect and empathy, not people trained to follow authority blindly.

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Why do bad things happen to good people? Why do bad people prosper better? Because randomness can overwhem anybody. Bad people do not prosper better as a rule. Some, if not most, make out poorly. The ones who do well had an element of chance go their way.

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Have you ever had a very sensual dream about someone other than your partner, and although you have no control of your dreams, felt guilty in the morning? I had such a dream with myself ( a doppleganger). Felt guilty-- must mean I am Narcissistic. BTW, I was good!!

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Over the course of 4 years I lent by ex-boyfriend $10,000. He signed a promissory note but it wasn't notarized. Will it hold up in a Colorado court? It will unless you are willing to lie ( and hire a corrupt handwriting expert to testify.}

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What do you consider to be old? My age plus 1 year and above!

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Why do some women believe that men are not as smart as they are? Some women believe themselves to be smarter than they really are.

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Does anybody else think that new NBC show "Community" sucks big time? I like it so far. Good parody of Dead Poet Society the last episode.

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Other than moist, what is your least favorite word? Actually moist is pretty much my favorite.

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What do you think is the biggest mistake men make in relationships? what about women? Men need to stop pushing for sex so much. Women need to put out more.

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What's the cutest thing a guy can say to you? "Nice penis?"

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What do you say to unwanted religious people that knock on your door trying to save your soul? Depends on how cute they are!

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Why are there so many religions? Faith-based belief systems ensure that there will never be just one. They is no way gain traction over the competition in credibilty! The only way to get more followers is to promise (or threaten) an afterlife with punch.

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Why some people like to squeal? Do they think they are helping a community??? They would do so good in Stalin's regime when everybody was encouraged to squeal on everybody - friend, neighbor, etc. and was thrown to jail. Considering someone a "rat" for holding someone accountable for their behavior is prison mentality worthy only of psychopaths!!

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When I tell people I'm Jewish, usually their first question is what god i believe in. Are these people morons or are people really that ignorant about Judaism. Why not both!?

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I just learned that 70% of black voters voted for proposition 8. What do you think about the fact that a group who has faced it's fair share of criticism voted for discrimination against another group? Why not throw another stigmatized group under the bus and pretend that there is a different basis to "that kind" of discrimination!! Very huuman.

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I live in an area that is called the bible belt. do you live in a place with a nick name and what is it (please)? I live below the Bible Belt on a Peninsula!!

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Is a slut worse than a prude? Celibacy leads to 1000s of physical/mechanical mismatches. These couple can never have satifactory intercourse. If they tested the equipment before the commitment, they may have chosen differently.

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What is your opinion on the subject of abortion? Explain please! Don't have one -- and don't make it illegal!!

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I've considered myself to be a Republican more than a Democrat. Yet I vote for Pro choice and gay marriages. I'm "conservative" to an extent. My question is, am I the only one like this? There must be other "hybrids" out there. You may well be a Libertarian!!

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Can you tell me one lie, about yourself or anything? I am lying! *beep* *beep* *beep* That's not logical. Mr Spock, please explain!

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If you found a book of every girl your current boyfriend has slept with and their ratings... would it bother you? Not at all -- as long as I was ranked #1 -- 100%!!

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Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables? Do you think Al Gore should be a human or a robot?

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I hate tom cruise What do boring ass close minded drones say to fit in at a boring ass drone party??

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Do you keep cash hidden in your home? Where? No hidden cash. No. Do you think I'm crazy? It's all on the kitchen table where I can easily find it!

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Deep fried.......What? Anything deep fried is crap ... to me.

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What is a loser to you? There are no winners or losers except in made-up games. I believe in win-win situations in the real world and gradations of success. So there!

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I believe that God can heal and change anything he wants. Why do so many people with faith go through life suffering and tortured when people who have no faith get everything they want and life is easy for them? Even they are happy.. There is no gods. Or he don't intervene in human affairs. Sorry!

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If new currency was made whos the last face you'd want to see on it? Obama on the billion dollar bill!! Handy for bail out expeditures!!

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What would be the reaction if a schizophrenic were to take a hallucinogen? His voices would hear voices.

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If someone paid you $1,000 would you go skydiving? I'd go if you just paid the cost of the jump!!

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What can I use as a household item for a make-shift mousepad? I am at my apartment now and have unfortunately left my mousepad at home, however I have my mouse with me. The mouse is an optical Logitech wireless mouse. Try a potholder.

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I'm unemployed, have money put away on my savings account, and need a new apartment, but I think I'm gonna have trouble leasing a apartment because I don't have a job. What are some ways to trick a landlord? No trick needed. Just pay out the lease in full upfront. No one will care how long you're between jobs in that case.

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Did becoming an Atheist a gradual change for you or did it happen all of a sudden? It was all of a sudden when I was born. I was gradually turned into a Christian, then my brain grew. At fifteen I returned to the natural state.

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Which miracle of God do you admire the most? How He inspired so many contradictory authoritative texts around the world.

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What's one thing YOU find especially unattractive in a woman? Her Vagina.

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Why was http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7822799 rejected as nonsense? I think it deserves to be reinstated so that this young man can get some feedback about his disconcerting situation, don't you? Gay teens are not allowed to pursue peers that might not be sure if they are gay.

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Why do we have to let the people we love go sometimes? Because they may be happier without us -- and that's what counts, not selfish desires -- if we truly love.

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WHAT IS THE ETHIC BACKGROUND OF LIVINGSTON PARISH What's a parish? Don't you mean county?

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What would you do if the devil attacked you? Identify with the aggressor.

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Now, be honest. What were you really doing that time I caught you coming out of my house? Checking out your porn collection! Woefully inadequate btw.

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If your family member offered for free to give you one of their cars that you wanted, would you take it for free or give money for it? This happened to me. I gave some money $1000-- much below value. Didn't have to pay too much tax.

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Where is your VCR? In da attic.

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Favorite hotdog topping/condiment? A condom.

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My boyfriend refused to see me on the weekend, and he tells me I am not allowed at his house and we can only see each other 1 day of the weekend. Is this okay? As long as you are in an open relationship.

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Do Baptists believe that knowing the Lord in your life is enough to know your salvation? It's not what you do, it's who you know.

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If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them? Yes, being a pathological liar does not mean that the person cannot tell the truth on occasion.

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I think my boyfriend is looking at porn on his PC. He clears his history, and temporary files regularly. Is there any way I can recover the deleted info or monitor his actions from another PC without him knowing? What's wrong with porn? Perhaps he would be honest with you if you recognized that it is his prerogative. It's not like it's cheating.

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Why are women yelled at for having abortions..It's their body why do you care? Fetal Rights NOW!!!!

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What was compelling to you about the Spock character? Green blood is so awesome.

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Have you ever made a comic strip? Jerry Seinfeld that one time. It wasn't purdy!

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Is it too early in the day to start adding some whiskey to my cups of coffee? ;) It's never too early -- as lomng as you are an alcoholic embracing the alcoholic lifestyle.

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Can you complete the sentence: I have a really big _________. car to make up for my really little . . .

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It's Friday...is it beer-thirty yet? Looking forward to intoxication is like looking forward to death. Just 'cause it's easier don't make it good!!

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When you hear the expression "pitch a tent", what do you think of? An excellent euphemism for "Can you get it up"? Much better than "How's it Hanging?"

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In a relationship gone bad, why do we add insult on top of injury? When you break up with someone, sometimes you have to launch them out the door for it to stick.

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Are animals a part of your family? My Uncle Buuford is a jackass!

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Is raining on someone else's parade a noble calling? Only when the parade is on fire.

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Why do women go to the bathroom in groups when they are in nightclubs and men don't? Most woman are part lesbo! Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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I don't care what color or race you are, what spiritual beliefs you hold or don't hold, and i really don't care what political party you are affiliated with. i just want to enjoy ab to the fullest, respect, and not argue. do you feel this way as well? Nothin' wrong with debate -- but no need to get personal.

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Could you, would you, be my friend? I only friend the friendless.

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What are your thoughts of people who dabble in the ocult? Why dabble when you can go all in?? Slacker!

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If i were to peek into your shopping cart what is one item you wished i had NOT seen ? (you can have fun and make something up) My copy of "How to deal with Peepers with Fire arms."

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Has Bill Clinton lost all credibility? Please rate his credibility 0% to 100% 78%

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Do you find it offensive if people tell you they include you in your prayers? I for my part have no interest in playing a role in their obscure rituals. I have no problem with it as long as they are Cool with me saying "I don't pray for you at all!"

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Im a sophomore in college and dorming, whats the best advice you can give me? (about anything...) Wait until your roommate is asleep if you plan to masturbate.

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What do you think of Dana White? I prefer Vana!!

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I'm on holiday and the internet cafe i'm in charges 7p a minuet to use the internet on there computers. Is this a rip off? It is if you use your time posting questions like this!!

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I am a gay teen who just met the perfect guy.He recently said that he knew I was gay yet wants friendship.But he also said that he's afraid I might like him and doesnt want to hurt me by saying no to a relationship. Im so emotionaly confused right now! He's at a different stage of "coming out" than you. Be patient, then pounce on him when he's ripe.

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If Obama were gay who would he make a "cute couple" with? Tuvoc (Black Vulcan from Voyager)

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Is killing an intruder murder? Depends on if he's coming or going.

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What is one thing you are afraid of? Old age.

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What might women find sexy about Robin Hood? Empathy for the poor, and the potent phallic weapons.

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What is the idea behind pascal's wager? Just go ahead and believe in the religion which threatens the worst afterlife deal -- just to hedge your bets. Nice logic.

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Has "Family Guy" ever been cancelled? Family Guy may be the most intelligent show on TV -- it works on so many levels. It was and will be cancelled again, but will return because it would leave a large gap in our lives.

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Which are healthier, apples or oranges? Sorry, this is impossible to answer. It's like comparing apples to oranges.

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Can anyone explain, please, what is the point, of music videos? so VH1 can exist.

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In pure atheism, how would society determine morality or law? You do not need to have religion to be moral. Such things as a social contract, legal precedent, and application of principles such as freedom, equality, and individualism can be applied without reference with a proposed moral authority.

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What is the oldest television show you actually remember watching as a child? Get Smart

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Do you feel bad about eating meat? I love animals! They're delicious !!

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Do you feel bad about eating meat? I love animals!! There delicious !

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What has happened to care and compassion for others? They got in the way of video games!!

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How would you give me a hug? A giggle and a peck and a hug around the neck.

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Why are so many atheists so unhappy? Atheists are so diverse, I hardly think you can make any generalization about them beyond no god belief!!

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Im doing a random sample survey on the people on AB that smoke/dont smoke-and the people that drink and dont drink. When im done i'll make a graph on it for school. Help me out. BTW, this is NOT a random sample -- because you did not randomly choose the participants. Rather the participants self-selected based on unknown and perhaps systematic biases.

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Even if you are not a parent, do you have parental instincts with your younger siblings? I do not think that humans have instincts per se, but the brain chemical oxytocin makes people swoon over all things cute and little.

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I have something on my mind that I have been hiding from my mom since I was sophomore and i graduated this year, I want to tell her that I was mentally raped but i don't know how to tell her and i don't know how she will take it? Please Help me I think you might tell your Mom your were verbally or psychologically abused rather than use the word "Rape."

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I hit someone's car and i don't have insurance, if they claim for the insurance what's the consequence i would face? will i be charged by the police for driving without insurance? I'm from Ontario In most of the US you are mandated to have insurance and could be prosecuted criminally. I can't imagine that Canada does not have similar laws. Hope not for your sake.

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What are your 3 favorite types of cheese? Provolone, cheddar, swiss

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Im doing a random sample survey on the people on AB that smoke/dont smoke-and the people that drink and dont drink. When im done i'll make a graph on it for school. Help me out. Have not smoked since I was 15 yo. Drink rarely.

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What is the color of your bathroom rug? Green -- in case there's mold.

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If your parachute was 100% guaranteed to land you safety on the ground, would you jump from a plane or one of the worlds tallest buildings? A 98 percent chance is also acceptable -- just limke condom use.

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Is it possible to become an expert in something you didn't previously know about simply by using Wikipedia? Yes, it is possible, but highly improbable. Assuming that the preeminent expert made amn entry on wikipedia that included ever nuance of his work/experiences/learning you would have the knowledge of an expert in the field.

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Is it possible to become an expert in something you didn't previously know about simply by using Wikipedia? No, you need to buy an online diploma to be an expert.

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The state of Massachusets changed their law three years ago to support John Kerry, now they want to change it back to support the dead Edward Kennedy replacement nominee. Is politics fun or what? Assuming these changes were enacted by representatives of the people served, what's wrong with it??

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If Obama were gay who would he make a "cute couple" with? Tom Cruise if Obama's the Top, Arnold Schwarzenegger, if he's a Bottom.

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What would have to happen for you to lose your faith in a religion/ God/ some version of a Supreme Being? My brain would need to develop abstract reasoning capacities. Actually, it did! Have not believed since I was fifteen.

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How sexy are you I'm so sexy it hurts!!

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If Obama were gay who would he make a "cute couple" with? What about Michele Obama? She lookalike a man (in drag) to me.

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I need a current even that is important. It can be national (US), or global. I kind of want it easy to be understood considering I am a 13 year old. If you find an article please post here. The President was heckled during a speech by a congressman who apologized. But, the President's homies still want to beat up the congressman. For Reals!

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My GF and I were flying over the Atlantic and she asked me the time. I said "New York Time or London time?" She said "the REAL time!" and got pissed off at me. Do you think I did something wrong? You should know that your girlfriend's frame of reference in the only REAL one you need to pay attention to.

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I'm lonely, and I only want to talk to one person, but I cant call that person, I can only instant message them, and they wont get on. What do i do to relieve my loneliness? Drop your unrealistic standards re: who is eligible for interesting communications.

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What is One thing a Parent should Teach their Child? Critical thinking skills.

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Can a property manager charge you for carpet replacement after 2 yrs of residency? Did you house cattle?

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My brother admitted to me that he has been cheating on his wife with a family friend's husband for several months. I'm really torn, should I tell the two women what's going on or stay out of it? Consider a threeway!

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God is the answer. What was the question? What is dog spelt backwards?!?

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What would you do if your dog bit you or a family member? Depends on which relative. He can decapitate Uncle Buuford for all I care.

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Why would someone name a lake, Lake Pond...? when the size of the body of water was too small to be a lake and too big to be a pond!

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Habitat destruction Global warming destroyed the question?

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What hurts more? A kick to the package or a punch in the boobs? You'll need a hermaphrodite to know for sure.

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Do you think Feminists are sexist? Feminists are sexy. I like lipstick lesbians!!

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According to the Bible, how does God communicate with mankind? Everyone has a superego -- Some interpret it as God. God communicates via neurons in the believers brain firing back and forth. The Bible left this description out for some reason.

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What not to do in a cop car? Do not bang your head against the window. It's so cliche!!

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Does idle talk annoy you? No, only idle questions!!

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Do atheists have more faith in the non-existence of God than Christians in the existence of God? Why or why not? If you do not know if there is a God, you do not believe in a God, so you are an atheist like it or not.

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Who was the first black president of the United States? What president was the first cross dresser??

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Imagine you are trapped on a deserted island. There is no communication; no boat; no tools and sharks are surrounding the island, how would you get off (the island)? (And no other way off the island--) Feed yourself to the sharks?

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Is religion necessary for a healthy society? Has any religion ever made a society--past and present--healthier? Some people need it to cope with deaths of loved ones and their own mortality. No harm done until they get arrogant about it.

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Do atheists have more faith in the non-existence of God than Christians in the existence of God? Why or why not? All agnostics are atheists although they may not prefer that term.

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Do atheists have more faith in the non-existence of God than Christians in the existence of God? Why or why not? All animals are atheists. All infants are atheists until convinced otherwise. That word is a description more than any kind of unified identity/community.

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Is answerbag awesome or what? What.

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Why are Agnostics seen as "fence sitters?" What is wrong with saying, "I don't know, all the information isn't in yet?" I do believe that it is impossible to know if there is a god given the information before us, but I call myself an Atheist because it's more fun.

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What makes people Gays and Lesbians? Gay people exist because God wants to stem population growth.

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When is it ok to shoot a gun if you are mad? On New Years Eve if you happen to be in Mexico.

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Body of Christ, is it a swimmer's bod or more of a Schwimmer's bod? He's built more like Joey.

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How often do you text message people? No never. pos

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Why cant men wash down kitchen countertops? Countertops don't give head.

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What do you think of a man who is bald for fashion's sake? That would depend on the shape of his head.

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Was Obama lieing? Obama lies like a salesman lies. Very carefully. I hope this health care legislation passes. I need the public option.

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How can someone go through life without reading a single book George Bush came close.

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What advice do you have for the newly single? Enjoy the freedom (and the absence of nagging) while you got it!!

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Do you think it's possible to involuntary stay single for life (barring any physical or mental defects, etc)? Yes, but you may end up shooting up an aerobics class or two.

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Do you call it drywall or sheet rock? Avoid chinese drywall at all costs. It corrodes your air conditioning coils and gives you delusions of grandeur.

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What would you do or say if someone accused you of something you did NOT do, but they kept insisting that you did? I'd confess and beg for forgiveness.

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Assuming Obama actually is The Antichrist, will his worshippers express surprise or dismay by exclaiming "Barack H Obama"? I'd believe in Obama over "Jesus" any day o' the week.

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Can you be a by-the-book Christian and still advocate the death penalty? All opinions are welcome. If you go "by the book" you are in trouble because "the book" is contradictory. Just cherry pick what sounds good to you like the all the rest seem to do.

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In your opinion, if you find yourself interested in a girl who you're not sure is single (or not), what is the best way of going about asking her without being too direct? Have sex with her, and then ask if she just cheated!

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What would you think if during the commercial break, your local newscaster said "God announces plan to kill us all and torture us in unending fire, story at 11"? That wouldn't be news. He always had that plan when He invented Hell as a consequence for common human foibles.

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If you are at a strip club, is it wrong to tip the dancers with coin money? An efficient striper carries one of those change dispensers as a fanny pack.

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How would you feel if a literal 10 headed monstrosity appeared on national TV blaspheming God? If the monster is literal, as in real. I would believe in Him over a god that has not been confirmed. There would be no blasphemy, unless you speak against my monster!

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We can have all the PAP SMEARS, all the PSA tests, all the CT SCANS, all the MRIs, all the BLOOD TESTS, all the BIOPSIES, all the BONE DENSITY TESTS, all the MAMMOGRAMS, all the COLONOSCOPIES, etc. etc. and we are STILL going to die! What's the POINT? Knowledge is power.

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If you are at a strip club, is it wrong to tip the dancers with coin money? You might want to question whether it is wrong to go to such a club in the first place.

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How do you get rid of someone who has outstayed their welcome Move.

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What makes a true christian? False confidence.

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If somebody called your mom a whore, is that slander or Freedom of Speech or both? The answer depends on how much your mother charges!

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I found out today that my girlfriend has been cheating on me since day one. but for some reason i am not mad or upset. it did not affect me at all. is there something wrong with me why i am not feeling upset. cause her and i where very close. Maybe your girl is needy as all get-out, and her other guy has been shouldering the load for you all along.

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How do i know if my penne is too small? Comparerd to others in class, I'm quite tiny, but after I do grow, Don't know how much there's grows. Help me please. If your penne is too small, try ziti. It is a more robust noodle and it holds the sauce very well.

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How do i know if my penne is too small? Comparerd to others in class, I'm quite tiny, but after I do grow, Don't know how much there's grows. Help me please. Google average length. Most guys fall within a certian range when aroused, but start at various sizes.

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