Answerbag: CousinVinny's answers

Answer to "I don't appreciate you calling us a cult." Do you believe this is offensive, calling Mormonism a cult?

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 13:44:36 -0800

"I don't appreciate you calling us a cult." Do you believe this is offensive, calling Mormonism a cult?

What a dumb ass question - are you on crack???

Answer to Which team is worse the Cleveland Browns or the Detroit Lions?

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 10:46:39 -0800

Which team is worse the Cleveland Browns or the Detroit Lions?

The Detroit Lions.

Answer to Which team is worse the Cleveland Browns or the Detroit Lions?

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 10:46:23 -0800

Which team is worse the Cleveland Browns or the Detroit Lions?

Share your answer...

Answer to Who is playing the halftime show at the 2010 Super Bowl?

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 10:40:32 -0800

Who is playing the halftime show at the 2010 Super Bowl?

The Who.

Answer to Do you think Lady Gaga is a waste of a record deal?

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 18:53:57 -0800

Do you think Lady Gaga is a waste of a record deal?

Indeed, totally overated.

Answer to Sealed for time and eternity. If a woman is seal and has a child. Dad dies and mom re-sealed to another. Where does the child go at death? The 1st dad or the re-sealing dad? What if the child becomes a god, how are families for ever?

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 18:53:05 -0800

Sealed for time and eternity. If a woman is seal and has a child. Dad dies and mom re-sealed to another. Where does the child go at death? The 1st dad or the re-sealing dad? What if the child becomes a god, how are families for ever?

What a dumb ass question - are you on crack???

Answer to Who is better the NY Mets or the Philadelphia Phillies?

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:41:27 -0800

Who is better the NY Mets or the Philadelphia Phillies?

Year after year, the Philadelphia Phillies continue to prove themselves the better team. 2010 should be no different.

Answer to Did polanco join the phillies baseball team

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:25:02 -0800

Did polanco join the phillies baseball team

Yes, on December 3rd The Phillies signed a 3-year, $18 million deal with a mutual option for a fourth year with Polanco to rejoin the team and play 3rd base.

Answer to Our Dear Caring Loving Compassionate, Sunshine in a COAT of Sunshine, has become a Level 60 Maestro! Would you please join the party to congratulate her on her achievement and to wish her a life full of health and happiness?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 07:54:49 -0800

Our Dear Caring Loving Compassionate, Sunshine in a COAT of Sunshine, has become a Level 60 Maestro! Would you please join the party to congratulate her on her achievement and to wish her a life full of health and happiness?

Nice Work..Congratulations Maestro Sunshine!!

Answer to Is the new AB format really what the long time members wanted?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 07:50:03 -0800

Is the new AB format really what the long time members wanted?

Who am I? Where am I?

Answer to What is the process of digestion?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 05:29:38 -0800

What is the process of digestion?

I eat, therefore - I am.

Answer to What do YOU think of the new AB?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 04:54:07 -0800

What do YOU think of the new AB?

Where am I ???? LOL

Answer to I DONT CARE about tiger woods or his private life! Do you?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:45:48 -0800

I DONT CARE about tiger woods or his private life! Do you?

No, but I am not hiding myself from what is coming out about him now.

Answer to How many limos and private planes are at the Copenhagen Climate Summit?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:42:28 -0800

How many limos and private planes are at the Copenhagen Climate Summit?

That is just a side issue man. They just need to show up, listen, communicate and send the right messages out into the world so that the people can make the necessary changes to our daily lives. This Earth is a hurting planet. There is some undeniable bad stuff going down that we need to act...

Answer to What are some holidays that start with S?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:33:17 -0800

What are some holidays that start with S?

Saturday night..LOL

Answer to Who should be the next king or queen of daytime television after Oprah leaves?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 06:59:36 -0800

Who should be the next king or queen of daytime television after Oprah leaves?

Sarah Palin. She will have a show like Jerry Springer's. People will throw chairs around and yell at each other. She will features spots on dysfunctional families - just like her own.

Answer to Have you seen Baez or Dylan live?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 05:25:08 -0800

Have you seen Baez or Dylan live?

No, I would never pay to see Dylan live. You could not make out anything that the guy was singing. I have about 4 of his CDs

Answer to Should Mr. Obama been awarded the Nobel Prize?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:07:35 -0800

Should Mr. Obama been awarded the Nobel Prize?

For what, "Best imitation of Lyndon Johnson"?

Answer to Did you know that Jesus of Nazareth was bisexual?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:05:47 -0800

Did you know that Jesus of Nazareth was bisexual?

No - I think that you are talking about yourself again.

Answer to How does the Bowl Championship Series know the teams that will finish ranked No. 1 and No. 2 are actually the two best teams in the country?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:10:24 -0800

How does the Bowl Championship Series know the teams that will finish ranked No. 1 and No. 2 are actually the two best teams in the country?

The coaches just know.

Answer to How much is Tiger Woods worth?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:08:54 -0800

How much is Tiger Woods worth?

Not as much as he was yesterday ..LOL

Answer to Are current versions of the Bible too liberal?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:08:15 -0800

Are current versions of the Bible too liberal?

Especially the one written by Obama.

Answer to I'll have a blue Christmas without __________.

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:52:32 -0800

I'll have a blue Christmas without __________.

Elvis in the house !

Answer to Do you like the show "Arrested Development"? I do :)

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 06:13:03 -0800

Do you like the show "Arrested Development"? I do :)

Yes, I loved that show. Why did Fox ever cancel it?

Answer to Which US city has contributed the most to music history?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 05:57:31 -0800

Which US city has contributed the most to music history?

Nashville.

Answer to Do you like eating frozen Tater Tots?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 05:56:07 -0800

Do you like eating frozen Tater Tots?

No, I usually heat them up first, then I eat them.

Answer to When did spellcheck start to recognize Obama as a word?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:21:46 -0800

When did spellcheck start to recognize Obama as a word?

Probably after Obama used the word "extraordinary," like the 450th time in a speech since taking office.

Answer to Would you kiss me for ten Eueros?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:30:52 -0800

Would you kiss me for ten Eueros?

No, but Tony Blair will. and for ten Euros, he will shine your shoes too!

Answer to Now that Susan Boyles' debut album has smashed records with sales of over 701,000. What's do you think is next for her; a Playboy spread?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:29:39 -0800

Now that Susan Boyles' debut album has smashed records with sales of over 701,000. What's do you think is next for her; a Playboy spread?

Let's hope Susan passes on that one. We all need a break!

Answer to When all else fails . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ._____________!

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:14:31 -0800

When all else fails . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ._____________!

Log on to Answerbag and ask your stupid question here!

Answer to What parts of your body do you shave on a regular basis?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:13:24 -0800

What parts of your body do you shave on a regular basis?

Why ? Do you want to watch??

Answer to What are some of the funniest excuses for god(s) you ever heard of? Mine is-"God exist because there are churches. If god didn't exist people wouldn't had built all those churches."

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:08:10 -0800

What are some of the funniest excuses for god(s) you ever heard of? Mine is-"God exist because there are churches. If god didn't exist people wouldn't had built all those churches."

Yeah - hey all of them churches create jobs!

Answer to Johnny Damon or Damon Wayans?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 05:12:22 -0800

Johnny Damon or Damon Wayans?

Damon Wayans. I sure that he has done far fewer steroids.

Answer to What do Russia and USA have in common?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 05:11:13 -0800

What do Russia and USA have in common?

Vodka.

Answer to What caused British scientists to redefine scientific method? 1687 Trinity college: Sir Isaac Newton looks for a theory explaining the data of Johannes Kepler - 2009, Uni of New Anglia: Prof Phil Jones looks for data confirming the theory of Al Gore

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:38:32 -0800

What caused British scientists to redefine scientific method? 1687 Trinity college: Sir Isaac Newton looks for a theory explaining the data of Johannes Kepler - 2009, Uni of New Anglia: Prof Phil Jones looks for data confirming the theory of Al Gore

Yes, and of all of those highly esteemed scientists, Al Gore reigns supreme! Al invented the "scientific method"!

Answer to Who, after the running back, would gain the most rushing yards in a season?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:54:43 -0800

Who, after the running back, would gain the most rushing yards in a season?

The QB.

Answer to What is in your back yard that you REALLY want to get rid of?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:53:30 -0800

What is in your back yard that you REALLY want to get rid of?

Leaves! They keep blowing over from my neighbors yard!!

Answer to Now, where did I leave my_______?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:52:10 -0800

Now, where did I leave my_______?

Check book.

Answer to Who is the most overrated cricket player?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:54:59 -0800

Who is the most overrated cricket player?

Jiminy Cricket.

Answer to Did Allen Iverson retire at the right time?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:52:42 -0800

Did Allen Iverson retire at the right time?

No, he overstayed his welcome by about 18 months.

Answer to What should be the content of a resignation letter?

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:04:01 -0800

What should be the content of a resignation letter?

" I am outta here"!!!

Answer to The U.S. is big on sanctions. What would happen if China declared an embargo on the U.S.?

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:58:50 -0800

The U.S. is big on sanctions. What would happen if China declared an embargo on the U.S.?

The Chinese economy would collapse. Who do you think is buying that cheap junk that they make? They are earning interest on that money they have been lending the US you know.

Answer to What is exhausting rapidly in the world?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:39:18 -0800

What is exhausting rapidly in the world?

Farm land.

Answer to Describe David Beckham in 2 word

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:36:36 -0800

Describe David Beckham in 2 word

Great player.

Answer to When do you think the New Jersey Nets will win? They are 0-13.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:10:31 -0800

When do you think the New Jersey Nets will win? They are 0-13.

Next week. They are overdue.

Answer to Should all religionists be prosecuted for some 'Super-Ponzi-Madoff Scam' For peddling virtual products of 'eternal afterlife', 'heavenly bliss', 'salvation', '72 virgins', for none of which there is proof, testimonials, guarantee, warranty or money-back?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:09:41 -0800

Should all religionists be prosecuted for some 'Super-Ponzi-Madoff Scam' For peddling virtual products of 'eternal afterlife', 'heavenly bliss', 'salvation', '72 virgins', for none of which there is proof, testimonials, guarantee, warranty or money-back?

What a dumb ass question.

Answer to Be honest, what's better: Fall or spring?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:44:14 -0800

Be honest, what's better: Fall or spring?

Fall. The colors can not be beat in the Northeast!

Answer to Who do you respect?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:41:57 -0800

Who do you respect?

Truly dedicated law enforcement officers.

Answer to Was George W. Bush actually a cunning master strategist with no equal?

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:10:50 -0800

Was George W. Bush actually a cunning master strategist with no equal?

Yeah, that’s it!

Answer to How often do women need pap smear tests?

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:10:06 -0800

How often do women need pap smear tests?

As often as Obama rations it.

Answer to SERIOUSLY, I just heard this. Do you agree or disagree? A woman on a diet is always in a bad mood!?

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:21:15 -0800

SERIOUSLY, I just heard this. Do you agree or disagree? A woman on a diet is always in a bad mood!?

Not if the diet is working - she is not.

Answer to Can you name one NBA team?

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:20:10 -0800

Can you name one NBA team?

The Philadelphia 76ers.

Answer to Who do you think deserves the 2009 Heisman?

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:01:04 -0800

Who do you think deserves the 2009 Heisman?

I will go with the Oregon State RB, Jacquizz Rodgers. So far he has 1,200 rushing yards, 17 TDs, and has caught 62 passes for 397 yards. This guy is only a sophomore.

Answer to What book to you like better Harry Potter or Twilight? Personally I prefer Harry Potter because it's written better, and more interesting.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:35:24 -0800

What book to you like better Harry Potter or Twilight? Personally I prefer Harry Potter because it's written better, and more interesting.

Boy do you need to get a life! LOL

Answer to Are guys or girls more into Twilight?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:25:46 -0800

Are guys or girls more into Twilight?

Girls. I would hope that guys don't line up to see that. Better get them tested if they do.

Answer to Should officials order a replay of the France-Ireland World Cup playoff match?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:09:15 -0800

Should officials order a replay of the France-Ireland World Cup playoff match?

You bet. The World Cup only comes around once every four years. For some blind official to miss that hand ball in front of the goal. You have to be kidding me. What are the French, this Cups version of Italy?? Have a rematch.

Answer to Is Joe Girardi the best modern yankee manager? Joe Torre might have made the playoffs but never won a world series with the Yankees?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:06:31 -0800

Is Joe Girardi the best modern yankee manager? Joe Torre might have made the playoffs but never won a world series with the Yankees?

I loved Joe Girardi with the Cubs, but c'mon, ANYBODY could have mananged that Yankee crew this year. They bought that championship over the winter.

Answer to Do you have superstress?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:03:08 -0800

Do you have superstress?

No, I am real cool under fire.

Answer to Moongrim is now a Swami. Who would like to join me at a moon party in his honour?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:02:13 -0800

Moongrim is now a Swami. Who would like to join me at a moon party in his honour?

No way. Who gave that bum all of those points? He is about as welcome here as a turd in a swimming pool.

Answer to The ABer bubblegum72 just became a sage!=D Who wants to congratulate him with me?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:00:31 -0800

The ABer bubblegum72 just became a sage!=D Who wants to congratulate him with me?

Great job bubblegum72 !

Answer to Why is there no section for LSD or Acid?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:11:56 -0800

Why is there no section for LSD or Acid?

Cause by the look of your answers - you have already had too much already! LOL

Answer to Why is Islam such a popular religion, I find it opressive?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:10:41 -0800

Why is Islam such a popular religion, I find it opressive?

Who cares what you think?

Answer to Rio bravo-eldorado or rio lobo?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:56:54 -0800

Rio bravo-eldorado or rio lobo?

Rio Lobo.

Answer to At one point, Ronald Reagan declared an "Afghanistan Day" to honor the Taliban, your thoughts on this?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:54:34 -0800

At one point, Ronald Reagan declared an "Afghanistan Day" to honor the Taliban, your thoughts on this?

So THAT is what they have been doing ever since!

Answer to Im pretty gud wit gettin a gf bu t this grl is rlly hard to get she tries to show she dont like me but the way she acts around me says diffrently

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:53:13 -0800

Im pretty gud wit gettin a gf bu t this grl is rlly hard to get she tries to show she dont like me but the way she acts around me says diffrently

..and what college are you writing this from?

Answer to Are you a big window fan?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:52:00 -0800

Are you a big window fan?

No, I prefer Apple.

Answer to What is Goth all about?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:51:28 -0800

What is Goth all about?

Goofy kids.

Answer to Have you ever wanted to look like a Hollywood socialite?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:27:46 -0800

Have you ever wanted to look like a Hollywood socialite?

Yes, I have had ten surgeries to alter my appearance so that I closely resemble Donatella Versace! LOL

Answer to Well Done France...... Would an England VS France Soccer world cup final be brilliant? Would you like to see this?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:25:35 -0800

Well Done France...... Would an England VS France Soccer world cup final be brilliant? Would you like to see this?

Well done? Yes, those handballs really help seal it - don't they?

Answer to What is something that bounces?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:37:03 -0800

What is something that bounces?

Checks written by deadbeats.

Answer to _____ job. What goes in the blank?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:24:23 -0800

_____ job. What goes in the blank?

Big.

Answer to Did the Buffalo Bills make the right move in sacking Dick Jauron?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:02:59 -0800

Did the Buffalo Bills make the right move in sacking Dick Jauron?

You bet. The guy was not getting it done, Buffalo can do better. They need to get a young guy in there with some fresh ideas.

Answer to Is signing Larry Johnson the right move for the Cincinnatti Bengals?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:00:08 -0800

Is signing Larry Johnson the right move for the Cincinnatti Bengals?

No, the guy is a cancer. His attitude does not work well in team sports.

Answer to What's So Great About Punting? Wouldn't Belichick have been riped the same by the Monday Morning Quarterbacks had he punted and the Colts managed to score? See LINK:

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:44:14 -0800

What's So Great About Punting? Wouldn't Belichick have been riped the same by the Monday Morning Quarterbacks had he punted and the Colts managed to score? See LINK:

Exactly. Why do these mental midgets bash Belichick? The guy is a cheater, but he is a brilliant strategist.

Answer to What is the best topping to have on pancakes?

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:28:52 -0800

What is the best topping to have on pancakes?

Just old syrup.

Answer to Little_________?

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:44:52 -0800

Little_________?

Big Horn.

Answer to Keithold made it to Illuminati, would everyone join me in a fantastic Aussie style celebration? WELL DONE KEITH.

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:52:00 -0800

Keithold made it to Illuminati, would everyone join me in a fantastic Aussie style celebration? WELL DONE KEITH.

Congratulations keithold - you are the man. Keep those sports questions coming dude.

Answer to Favorite type of pickle?

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:50:55 -0800

Favorite type of pickle?

Kosher dill.

Answer to Will Michigan recover?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:36:55 -0800

Will Michigan recover?

Sure, as soon as they learn how to beat Ohio State. LOL

Answer to Who is your favorite old time movie star?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:28:51 -0800

Who is your favorite old time movie star?

Jimmy Cagney.

Answer to Who is your NCAA Men's college basketball 2009-2010 pre season top ten?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:24:23 -0800

Who is your NCAA Men's college basketball 2009-2010 pre season top ten?

My top ten: In order: Kansas, Michigan State, Texas, Kentucky, Villanova, North Carolina, Purdue, West Virginia, Tennessee, Connecticut

Answer to What countries do not adhere to separation of state and church?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:22:10 -0800

What countries do not adhere to separation of state and church?

Iran.

Answer to Am I sputid?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:21:23 -0800

Am I sputid?

No, you are just a bad speller.

Answer to Red Rover, Red Rover send __________ right over! Who?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:13:08 -0800

Red Rover, Red Rover send __________ right over! Who?

Cover.

Answer to Beatles or Led Zepplin?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:45:50 -0800

Beatles or Led Zepplin?

Led Zeppelin.

Answer to If I gave you a pet dinosaur what would you name it?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:27:28 -0800

If I gave you a pet dinosaur what would you name it?

Rex.

Answer to I want to buy my first Plasma - any suggestions?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:23:09 -0800

I want to buy my first Plasma - any suggestions?

Go with Samsung.

Answer to I am starting an AB chain of humanity...we dont care about colour,religion or creed, we are who we are...no points....are you prepared to join the chain?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:33:59 -0800

I am starting an AB chain of humanity...we dont care about colour,religion or creed, we are who we are...no points....are you prepared to join the chain?

No, skip the humanity thing - just mark me up. LOL

Answer to If you could watch any sports person you wanted live, who would you choose?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:55:54 -0800

If you could watch any sports person you wanted live, who would you choose?

Wayne Rooney.

Answer to What if anything can Barack Obama do about Palestine?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:52:26 -0800

What if anything can Barack Obama do about Palestine?

He could start out by moving back to his old homeland. LOL

Answer to Do you give more respect to people who have a higher rank an AB than people with lower rank? why or why not?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:49:57 -0800

Do you give more respect to people who have a higher rank an AB than people with lower rank? why or why not?

Oh yes - just leave your shoes outside the room Maestro - and i will have them shined by the morning. LOL

Answer to Why are so many Americans obese and gay?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:23:54 -0800

Why are so many Americans obese and gay?

Too many "Twinkies".

Answer to ICY is officially a SWAMI!!!! Please will you join me in CoNgRaTuLaTiNG her on this GREAT accomplishment!!!! YAY Icy! YOU GO GIRL!!!!!

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:37:26 -0800

ICY is officially a SWAMI!!!! Please will you join me in CoNgRaTuLaTiNG her on this GREAT accomplishment!!!! YAY Icy! YOU GO GIRL!!!!!

Wow. Hpw did I miss this? Nice work Icy. You go girl!

Answer to Would anyone like to be my Sockpuppet? I will let you be the nasty one and I will treat you nicely

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:10:53 -0800

Would anyone like to be my Sockpuppet? I will let you be the nasty one and I will treat you nicely

What are you talking about? YOU are my sockpuppet - now get back in the bag fool! LOL

Answer to Fuction of columnar epithelium

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:09:19 -0800

Fuction of columnar epithelium

I was just thinking that myself.

Answer to Do Americans realize you all will go to hell?

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:39:23 -0800

Do Americans realize you all will go to hell?

No thanks - I do my best to stay away from New York. Wow, we got trolls coming from the Middle East now !! LOL

Answer to How great is Chase Utley?

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:45:01 -0800

How great is Chase Utley?

I love how his manager Charlie Manuel speaks of him: "He's the first guy that comes to the ballpark every day," Manuel said. "If you walk in there and you want to go eat lunch with him, he's going to tell you to go take a hike -- that he's going to do his work. I...

Answer to Are you really surprised that the Yankees won the World Series?

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:36:51 -0800

Are you really surprised that the Yankees won the World Series?

I am surprised that they did not choke - yes.

Answer to Should Hideki Matsui have been awarded the MVP of the 2009 World Series given that he only played in three games?

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:35:50 -0800

Should Hideki Matsui have been awarded the MVP of the 2009 World Series given that he only played in three games?

Certainly. He was a killer. He was a big part of the difference.

Answer to So now that the Yankees are champs will we see a dramatic rise in frontrunners wearing brand spanking new Yankee hats and t shirts?

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:34:39 -0800

So now that the Yankees are champs will we see a dramatic rise in frontrunners wearing brand spanking new Yankee hats and t shirts?

Oh yes. Get those sweatshop mills cranking, here come the bandwagon jumpers.