NoWhereMan's Answers

NoWhereMan's Answers. Enough to fill a bag.

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What is your favorite place in the world to visit? Inside my head
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Politics aside, do you think President Obama has a good personality? What does GOOD mean ?
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Politics aside, do you think President Obama has a good personality?
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Are all women sluts, if you are what makes you a slut? No they are not. No I am not. Next question.
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Do you like rock n'roll music? No.
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Why do you think God views killing as a major sin? People/spirits who kill in war will suffer greater when they return to Hell. God is beyond human comprehension so no one can answer that question or any other question relating to God. God is not a Human Being. Remember that :)
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What is the hardest meal to prepare? One you cant cook. Next question?
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Have you ever eaten honeydew melon? Yes.
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Men: If you ask your g/f to marry you.....and she replies: "I'll think about it," how would you react? Id say "Take all the time you want. I'm off. Then when you have come to a decision I'll give you my considered response " ( Probably = ' Get the fuck outa my life ')
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Can you guys help me out? PRATT!!!!
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Do you think God is real and Science is a myth? God is as real as you want it to be. Newtonian Science deals with materialism and so is very real BUT - it doesnt answer all the questions !! However Quantum Physics might - in time. :)
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my boyfriend broke up with me. i saw it coming but it hurts so bad. any advice on how to deal with this situation? You will deal in your OWN WAY! No words or advice from anyone can relate to your very personal feelings. Remember this wise saying " And all things will pass "
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Why is it not a crime to disturb (excavate) ancient graves in the name of science, but a crime in recent history? Good Question. Ive often asked this myself. I came to the conclusion that its the typical hypocrisy of human kind.
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What do you have to much of in your life? PEOPLE!!
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Mark Zuckerberg put FB on the Stock Exchange! Does he know its failing and wants to protect his own personal fortune at others expence? I NOW REST MY CASE = http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/blogs/taibblog/the-facebook-ipo-shareholders-werent-invited-to-the-real-party-20120523?utm_source=dailynewsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter
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Mark Zuckerberg put FB on the Stock Exchange! Does he know its failing and wants to protect his own personal fortune at others expence? He now has possible lawsuits to deal with??
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I sent a suggestion to the staff about an AB store. If they started selling T-Shits, hats, pens, tote bags etc...would you buy any of them? NO!
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Have you ever been so bored in a supermarket that you wiped your own boogers on the fruit? ROFLMBO!!!! No!
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Why do blacks have to the victim on every subject?? Sadly such searching and relevant questions are not fashionable these days because of the Brain Washed PC Brigade who cant ever find a logical response other than to quote parrot fashion " OOOH! You're a racist " However I'll answer your question with a question. " Why DONT Asians, Chinese and other people of colour or different appearance have to be the victims on any subject??
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What would you like to see more of on Answerbag? What would you like to see less of? Why? Less of stupid people stuff that can be found out on Google ( Are these Bozo's attention seekers or just sad sacks? Maybe they are retards or kids who know no different? ) More questions that seek opinions. Even funny ones :)
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I am a 27 yr old married women, i have a problem of frequent urination, i need to visit the toilet many times during the day and the condition worsens at nite ,could u pls tell me why this is happening and probable any remedy?pls help?urgent. Go to your GP. It might be Diabetic related. Just a guess.
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When was Black History Month first celebrated? When was White History Month first celebrated?
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What does it mean when a woman you dont know too well tells you shes close to divorcing her husband? She sees you as a man she trusts and can confide in.
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Would you cut off one of your limbs for 20 thousand dollars? (you choose the limb) Its not a limb but they can have my dick cause it doesnt work any more because my sex life is zilch!!
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If you were at a party in Sandra Bullock`s house, would you sneak off and rummage through her underwear drawer? No Id rummage through her dirty laundry basket LOL ;)
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What is your theory on paranormal phenomenon? My belief or I should say the belief of special people over many thousands of years is this. Ghosts are like a video recording on loop showing the same event that originally happened at the start. ( Normally tragic or traumatic ) Spirits are people who have passed over to the other dimension but refuse to leave the Earth plane normally because they wish to convey a message to us. Usually an...
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Can someone be tone deaf and not know it? When they sing off key does it sound different to their ears than ours? What do they hear? Some people simply cant sing! You see them on the X factor all the time. They sing flat and dont even know it ! Nor do the Bozo friends and family who cheer them on then get nasty when the truth is put to them by professions. So presumably they are tone deaf not to realise it themselves.
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Some mornings you just can't___________? Some mornings you just can't squeeze that massive crap out!!
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Are "skin tags" cancer? No. http://www.hemorrhoidshemroids.com/anal-skin-tags-and-hemroids-hemorrhoids.html http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/67317.php
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Are you naturally clumsy? No! SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!! just dropped my laptop !!!!!!!!!
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You clap to show appreciation? or you stomp your feet? when do you clap and stomp? when you're having an epileptic fit!
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Dare you give it a squeeze? I did and she slapped my face!!
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If you had a giant Venus Flytrap, what would you feed it? Yes they like a tiny piece of cheese when the flies or illegal immigrants aren't about.
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Would you let your child watch a cartoon about a fire hydrant and his best friend, a dog who is incontinent? ROFLMBO!!!! Going to pinch that LOL!
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Would you consider someone as unhappy if they're in a long term relationship and cheated? No! I can only speak for a man. Sex to a man has nothing to do with love although sex with the one he loves is the most satisfying all round. Cheating for sex? Maybe his partner has been holding back? Or he had a one off session placed in his lap! Men are by nature made for sex. Its soooooo difficult to control.
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How long does true/real love last? In every relationship there will always be one person who expresses their love more than the other. No two people are ever equally balanced in that respect. If like me you have a bounty of love and affection to give this can for some become stifling. Or if not that they simply dont have the energy or will to return it back to you in the measure you need. As such you will eventually feel hurt....
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What would you recommend for a moisturizing mask? As a man I would say 'A Pussy ' LOL ;)
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What's the first thing you would do after learning you won the BIG lottery? Only you know. Sit quietly on my own over a few drinks and think!
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Do Muslims, Christians, Hindus and Jews worship the same God? I'm not religious and even if I was I cant imagine any God of mine wanting me to worship. However I would says Yes to your question. If God exists then I would say there is only one. So all religions are different journeys heading for the same destination. Why the hell they fight each other just beats me ????
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If someone kept telling you you're never going to get a job, how would it make you feel? Why? If I was single I would feel like packing my rucksack and hitting the road to find my fate somewhere else.
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Is knowledge of God rational? No one has any knowledge of God and never have.Its all speculation and heresay. But an INNER KNOWING that something exists is quite natural but irrational in the scientific view point of things.
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I found a mummified creature under my porch. Should I put it in the garbage, or try to sell it on Ebay? Its probably someones Mother- in Law. Might get a few dollars at a boot sale :)
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Is it possible to truly love an inanimate object? As there are so many different kinds of love. Love for a pet. Love of a hobby. Romantic love etc. So, YES, I think it is!
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What is the moral issue that keeps haunting you? Why? The need to treat so many people and business's with suspicion. WHY? This world is so full of greed, weasel words, deception, deceit and downright lies that I have to think like a nasty person in order to survive!
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Why doesn't God perform a spectacular miracle and prove himself? For me God isnt a male or female so there is nothing to show. Miracles are merely natural events that science has yet to understand. Magic is for fairy tales. The Cosmic energy that is at the basis of all that lives or exists is an intelligence beyond our understanding. Without the icy cold of a winter day how could you ever appreciate the pleasant warmth of a summer day? Yin and Yang....
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What kind of cereal do murderers prefer? Porn Flakes
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We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth - Agree or disagree? I agree but my wife doesnt like hugs :'(
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What do you do if a bigfoot hits you with a stick while you are in the woods? You wake up and smell the coffee!
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what does this dream mean? again? This dream involves a lot of sexual tension. Do you need to relax more? You know there is nothing to fear but your tension is holding you back from truly enjoying the experience. If you are single perhaps you are sleeping with the wrong guy ( s)
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My girlfriend has had a couple dreams recently of sleeping with other guys. Should I be worried or am I reading too far into this? Question is. Why did she tell you ?
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would you ever play the OUIJA BOARD ????? or have you ever played it? and did any thing unusual happen? I have a few times but I wouldnt reccommend it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER AGAIN!
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What kind of 'quantum thing' would you like to see happen? Aliens or as I call them, Star People, appear to use through another dimension and put this sick greedy power seeking world to rights. Problem is, visiting us would probably be like us visiting a zoo. We are to primitive to bother with.
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Are there any real heros still around? The term Hero has been diluted so much now its difficult to answer your question. But I'll give it my understanding. A hero is any person who knowingly risks their life in order to save another. Its a one off act!! So yes they do exist. I dont consider pop stars or sports persons hero's. And I'm sorry to risk upsetting some people but those guys in the forces are not heros because they are...
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Men: do you like winding women up? Why? Oh yes! Great fun! LOL
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is the name T BAG a nice name for a baby Not as good as Kofi- Beans.
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Who winds you up? How? In reality we all wind ourselves up. But its easier to blame someone else. However there are certain triggers that can give rise to us winding ourselves up. For me its friends, loved ones and family who keep secrets from me when I'm such an open person. Whats their problem??
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Why do WHlTE people eat potatoes all the time? ROFLMBO! Love it ! Probably for the same reason that Black people eat rice and peas all the time. Its a cheap and stable diet :)
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Do you believe in Fate? If no, why? If yes, why? Yes I do. No one is in complete charge of their destiny. You do not make your own luck. There are so many things that can effect your life. Other people. A missed phone call. An accident. A betrayal. The list is endless. Its a miracle we ever achieve anything we want to. Call it fate? Call it Karma? Call it what you like. You are not entirely in control of your life.
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What's a word or phrase than can be used in place of 'shut up'? Will you be quiet please.
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How do you say. "Mom, your cooking sucks" to your mom-in-law without hurting her feelings? You DONT!
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How do you say. "Mom, your cooking sucks" to your mom-in-law without hurting her feelings? You DONT!
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I had no idea it came from _________________- I had no idea it came from cats poo! ( Kopi luwak. One of the world's most expensive coffees. It is made from the beans of coffee berries which have been eaten by the Asian Palm Civet Cat then passed through its digestive tract. ) I kid you not!!
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Can Good/Bad news ever be the same exact thing? How? The Media see bad news as good news because it stirs up an emotional response from the public. So to them its the exact same thing.
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What is always a good target? Why? A lot of people think a good target is always one that cant shoot back. Bullies are good at this and so are some employers. Its a nasty power game.
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What organs do you like to eat? A vagina.
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How long until slavery is thought of as a good idea and brought back in? Its begun already in the UK. Workers having no pay rises. Having to work through their lunch break. Having to take work home for unpaid time. WHY? For fear of not having their work contract renewed.
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is it rude to say "then take it" Depends on your tone of voice and body language.
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Where can I buy waterproof sandals? From a waterproof sandal shop.
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Do you have time for a nap? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
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Never again will __________________ ? Never again will I say ' Never Again '
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Why do so many people who claim to be suicidal still alive? They are attention seeking. Maybe depressed. Its nearly always a cry for help. Most people who commit suicide do so without saying anything to anyone which often shocks those who knew them to be happy people. Depressives often hide behind a mask of laugher and smiles.
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Why do I always feel sleepy? Even when I sleep a full 8 hours at night, and have an easy office job. Could be a number of reasons but a common cause of this problem is a lack of exercise or oxygen intake.
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Whats the average weight for an eleven year old 5'1 girl? Somewhere between 100 and 120 pounds.
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Do you like hard or soft toilet tissue? Or both? I like the soft because it soaks up. The hard is too skiddy and leaves a mess in your pants.
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If you discriminate towards a racist, doesn't that make you guilty of your accusation? I guess in a way it does. But it can be understandable if both parties have lost their temper and have said things in anger to each other that were not within the spirit of the law regarding racism.
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why is my mom so clingy? Your Mom may feel insecure. A fear of losing you? Maybe through love or maybe a form of self centeredness?
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I wondered/and asked about this before. A high percentage of my answers never appear on the answer part of my profile. why? This has just happened to me! Yet the next time I logged in some of them were back!! A glitch?? Maybe? I ended up closing the discussion because with the missing answers my view point was being taken out of context.
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When does the GOLDEN RULE not work? Why? When lateral thinking is required. My Saying is - " Rules were made for the guidance of the wise and the blind obedience of fools "
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Why do people living outside Major Cities have such Liberal ' turn the other cheek' opinions of inner city problems not affecting THEM?? IM AFRAID THERE HAS EITHER BEEN A GLITCH ON AB OR SOMEONE HAS/OR ARRANGED TO HAVE/ SOME OF MY COMMENTS DELETED TO SOME OF YOURS? SO THERE IS NO POINT IN CONTINUING THE DISCUSSION WHICH I FOUND VERY INTERESTING - EVEN THE SILLY IDEALISTIC ONE! SORRY ABOUT THIS.
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Why do people living outside Major Cities have such Liberal ' turn the other cheek' opinions of inner city problems not affecting THEM?? Share your answer...
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Why do people living outside Major Cities have such Liberal ' turn the other cheek' opinions of inner city problems not affecting THEM?? Share your answer...
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Can you name something you should NOT keep to yourself? H.I.V
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Why do people living outside Major Cities have such Liberal ' turn the other cheek' opinions of inner city problems not affecting THEM??
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Do you know someone whos name suits their job? Yes I know a guy who works as a lawyer and is called Mr Greed. And I knew a woman Green Grocer called Mrs Onion
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Why do vampire bats drink blood? Because they can!
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Why do people living outside Major Cities have such Liberal ' turn the other cheek' opinions of inner city problems not affecting THEM?? Hi evandad. I'm comparing The Royal County of Berkshire ( UK ) and surrounding areas with London. But there are many other examples.
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Why do people living outside Major Cities have such Liberal ' turn the other cheek' opinions of inner city problems not affecting THEM?? Hi Don . Your reply makes no sense to me mate. Re - read the question.
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Why do people living outside Major Cities have such Liberal ' turn the other cheek' opinions of inner city problems not affecting THEM?? Hi Don . Your reply makes no sense to me mate. Re - read the question.
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Why do people living outside Major Cities have such Liberal ' turn the other cheek' opinions of inner city problems not affecting THEM?? Hi Old School. My answer is ' Life experience'. But I'm asking the question so if you dont want to answer it thats fine.
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What are the most obvious signs of flirting? just so i know if a girl is flirting with me, and also can tell between a flirt and a girl just being friendly. (sry, if u are confused by the question.) Its a natural fact that men have sex on their minds - or not very far away - most of the time. I know woman want to be respected for their minds and personalities by men - and they certainly can be - but I'm afraid the truth is your bust size, leg and butt shape is being assessed as well. So now it should come as no surprise to you that a lot of guys will misread the signs you give off...
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Why is it that when humans die of old age they have used up a neglible percentage of their brain capacity, what does this infer? If you mean most people die before attempting to use their brain to its maximum ability. Its because too many people are shallow minded and stuck in a life rut. In other words they live with their head up their own arse.
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What is something that bores you even though many other people seem to find it interesting? Football AND Twitter
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Where’s the outcry when the crimes are against whites? It does seem that Black people have to be patronised these days in the Media. I know of no other race that has to be pandered to so much. You cant even have a movie made these days without the token black in it. I find it irritating and I'm sure a lot of black people do to. I think the 'Elephant in the Room ' is that no one in authority wants to state what everyone else knows - that for...
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is there a cure for homosexuality? Homosexuality isnt an illness so there can be no 'Cure' However they are genetically flawed as are people born with mental or physical abnormalities from birth. Its not their fault so they deserve to be treated with the same respect as we all do - if they deserve it?
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Why when a woman talk dirty is $1.50 a minute, but when a men talk dirty is sexual harassment? OH I like that question :)
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Are you in trouble with the law? If so, why? Stupid GIRL !
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What colleges have nursing majors with a concentration in neonatal care? I dont know. What colleges have nursing majors with a concentration in neonatal care?
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Guys/girls opinions please! What do guys like a girl to do while kissing them? Curious.. Wanking them off. But because 99% of guys have such a small penis girls laugh at you behind your back! WELL! You asked !
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What's stranger than fiction? YOU are. You BOZO!
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Are these very early signs of pregnancy? What's your opinions? Go to your GP or look it up on Google ! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze
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If you're married, would it bother you if your spouse flirts with the opposite sex right in front of you? Married men and SOME women do flirt. Its natural. But as a male be careful of us men because we will flirt and then fuck any women and that to us is not love but simply getting rid of sexual tension that our wives cant be bothered with.
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Does anyone know about ceramic mugs supplier or ceramics exporter from China? No!
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How do i kill myself as quickly as possible? I'm 15 btw Just get married !
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The clerk in the Victoria's Secret store in the mall smiled and winked at me as I passed by. Does this mean she WANTS me? Your Money. You Pratt !! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze Is eveybody on AB such a Bozo ??
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Who's not your friend on AnswerBag? You , you Pratt for asking such a stupid question. I bet you are 5yrs
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How long can a knife be for me to carry Speak English and I will answer you !
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Why do some people type "I should of done it" but at the same time they never type "I of done it"? Does that seem logical to you? PRATT question! Get educated
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Why do people respond with yup when you say thank you to them instead of you're welcome? Isn't that rude? Because they have never been taught manners or are just plain ignorant Bozo's .
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Can you please do me a favor? I'm nice but - NO !
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What is the best thing you've carried in your hands? My Prick! Stupid question stupid answer !
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“There aren't offensive words, only offendable people.” - George Carlin. Your opinion on this quote? SO TRUE ! No more be said other than ' Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me'
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The reason why people believe in God is ________________ ? Because having become an adult they still are so insecure they need to have a Daddy God to look after them.
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The most beautiful thing of God's creation is ____________ ? The most beautiful thing of God's creation is what He/ She /It - Is God ? Do you know ???
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What do you do when you have a best friend who has a spouse who does not like you? Stay away from them or simply be polite in their company.
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What are you going to do when _________? What are you going to do when the shit hits the fan ?
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How do you feel about people who have rejected the Bible after believing it for years? They've wised up and formed a mind of their own :) A good thing.
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If people go to heaven or hell after they die and stay there for eternity, then how is it possible for Ghosts to exist? The answer is simple. There is no such thing as heaven and hell as portrayed by crazy power seeking clerics of long ago. There are many dimension we can go to after the death of the body. What dimension you go to depends on your Spiritual advancement. ie the lessons you learnt during your Earth Walk. Nobody is punished and no body gets to sit among God. Ghosts are a type of video player on...
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How important of a role was Sunday School in your childhood? Very important. It taught me how odd it was that millions of people had been duped by Fairy Tales. Christ probably existed but not surrounded by that tripe associated with him. Virgin birth????????
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What is your political party?, and Do your parents influence your political affiliation? why? I no longer have a political party as in the UK they are all LIERS!! There is no party in the UK that represents the ordinary working person in the street. Vote for Labour and you end up paying for all the begging bowl immigrants or the dishonest Brits. Vote Conservative and you end up paying to make the rich even richer. Either way the working guys pay for it all and get nothing in return. ...
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Is sugar really killing us and as dangerous as alcohol or are they setting up a nice excuse to tax us more? Sugar is a highly refined carbohydrate. There is no goodness in it but neither is it harmful in itself. We need sugar for energy. Any sugar in the blood is burned away using adrenalin created by the pancreas. Any further sugar not burned up by exercise or the pancreas is stored in the liver for later energy use. However large amounts of excess sugar in the liver which is not used up with...
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Who and what would someone who is in love with the "REAL YOU" be in love with? In other words, who is the "real you"? The person who loves you early on in the relationship is in love with an illusionary ideal.Something about you has triggered it? As you are if you love them in return. The real you is a Down To Earth Woman with human failings just like us all but these will not be seen by the one who loves you until much later on in the relationship. And that is the test! A real mature love embraces the...
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my husband said he dosnt have the inspiration to write me romantic pottrey and his love for me is not an open love. why is that? Like this Dedon? For I turn to you like a flower leaning towards the sun, Your rays of passion embrace my very soul, Now lean on me and stand tall, Be my flower, For I am your rock, and never let me go. Never let me go. NoWhereMan 2012. A lot of Guys turn out like your husband after years of marriage. I often wonder why? Ive been married 43yrs and still write poetry for my wife who...
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How can you let go of someone? How can you deal with the pain in your stomach that grows bigger and worse for each day? Go with the pain mate. If you fight it the pain worsens. Go with the pain. Shout. Cry. Feel sorry for yourself. Get pissed, what ever? As you allow yourself freedom to feel what ever you want the pain will gradually subside. Nothing can last forever.
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What was the last major dental work that you had done? My teeth were fine but my gums had to come out.
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According to you , I'm _____________________ , but according to __________ , I'm ________________________ !!! According to you I'm a Bushpig but according to a Bushpig I'm you!! LOL!
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Does this make me a Racist? This term Racism is thrown about too often by people who either want to look trendy or have no logical response to a difficult situation regarding peoples differences. If you are attracted to white girls thats your nature. It has nothing to do with racism my friend so feel confident in your choice of women.
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I often have dreams about being raped yet I've never had sex. Why am i having them?? It may be you desire a sexual relationship but deep inside their is a fear of it as you have never experienced sex before and its the ' Big Unknown' By dreaming of being raped this fear is taken away because the rapist has been given control.
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hello im a very sensitive and emotional guy.. i dont know how to deal with my feeling i care to much for my girlfriend and i overthink thing Being over sensitive and emotional is your nature and it wont change. Most over sensitive guys are nice people who mean well but are often misunderstood. As you say they overthink because they want everything to go right for their partner. Sadly this can often be seen as being clingy or controlling. Its difficult to deal with I know but the only way is to make yourself step back from being...
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If a spouse is at fault in a divorce, does this spouse qualify for alimony? Modern Courts dont lay the blame on either party but seek a fair distribution of the family assets. If there are children involved the spouse looking after them will gain alimony from the other party for their welfare regardless of their gender- or if applicable - their apparent wrong doing that may have instigated the divorce. There are no winners in a divorce.
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Are you doing nothing now? No I'm reading your post.
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Liquor commercials on TV - is this ok with you? Yes I'll drink to that :)
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Our experiences shape us. If we have similar experiences we're apt to understand one another better. How do we bridge the gap if we don't? Our Genes shape our experience and our perception of them. We can change our different behaviours through life learnings but when our backs are against the wall we will always revert to type.
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Why do men in uniform think they're Hitler? Yeah like the Salvation Army! OH! And male nurses!
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Which is correct? Thieves rush in where angels fear to tread, or thieves rush in where fools fear to tread? Fools rush in where Angels fear to tread.
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We all have an Internet provider who we pay to access the Internet. BUT! Who provides the internet to the Internet Provider? THANKS SO MUCH my FRIEND :) Beautifully explained and I liked very much the analogy you used. It makes compete sense now :)
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What would you personally do when a child clearly does not respect you? Put em over my knee and smack their ass! OH! NO! That happened in the days when kids respected adults and knew their place - AS CHILDREN!
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Millions of cases of diabetes, heart disease, and early death are linked to junk food, while none directly linked to Marijuana. Huh? I would suggest that millions of cases of diabetes, heart disease, and early death are linked to eating too much food - period! Junk food is only junk food if you live on it!
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Do you go to "all you can eat" restaurants? Always LOL! They charge enough so I want my money's worth!
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Where does healing come from? Healing is not just about the physical but the mental aspect of all living creatures. It is an energy that no one can identify other than though its effect. As a Reiki Healer I can say Reiki means the Universal Healing Energy. There are other methods of channelling this Healing as well. But I can say Reiki Healing Works :) Even so, left to its own devises, healing can take place naturally .
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Do sites such as Facebook demonstrate that people only care about themselves? I dont agree with that explanation but I do think they are sites for mostly People who are Socially Inadequate, The House Bound, The Shy , The Disabled who cant meet people, with a sprinkling of guys who simply need to get out more or get a life!!
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How can i make my self cum whiles hes inside me Stimulate your clitoris with your finger at the same time he is inside you. Or ask him to. There are not many women who can cum by simple penetration of a mans penis. Lots of foreplay is the way to bring women almost to orgasm before penetration but a lot of men dont have the skill or the patience. Hope this helps
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There are hoarders, but what would you call somebody who got rid of everything they didn't need to the point their house was almost empty? A Minimalist is the actual term used for such people mate :)
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Is there somebody you love and admire one minute and loath the next? Hi Hobo :) Its Geoff. Come over from Face book. Remember me my friend? To answer your question mate. Yes it is possible and not uncommon if you love some one too much. Loving too much creates a situation where that person will eventually find it impossible to meet your expectations. Then you loath them. Yet later when the dust settles you love them again - for a while! This vicious circle...
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Could you take the ___________on your way out? Could you take the sick bag on your way out?
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In need of advice See a doctor! Could be a cyst OR a problem with a Lymph Gland.
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What caused the worst emotional abuse you ever endured? Face Book since they recently changed the format. Thats why I'm back here! LOL!
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What are some things you can do with an egg??? Throw them at people LOL!
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Do you want eggs right now? I'm all white. You must be yoking
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If you could travel through time, where would you go & what would you do!? I would go back to the Roman Empire and become a Gladiator. Just one battle which I would win ( I hope lol! ) then back home for a beer or two. Pheeeeeh!
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You wake up one morning, no one is around. You go out, streets are empty. You can't be sure if there is someone somewhere. What do you do? Just enjoy the moment. How exciting that would be!
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My pee sparkles! Am i a gay vampire somewhere deep inside? No I don't think so. But you must stay away from the window when peeing because the sun is shining through it !!
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If you could have a tatto that can talk and have someone's personality, who would it be and where would you put it? It would be Sandra Bullock and her talking tattoo would be on the inside of my upper thigh. Well! You did ask! LOL!
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Will you be wearing something special on Christmas Day? Well if it's cold it will be my willie warmer. Or is it a winkie warmer?
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An attractive man/woman comes up to you in a bar and asks if they can buy you a drink. What do you say? I'd say. ' Yes. That would be nice. And is that it before we hit the sack? '
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An attractive man/woman comes up to you in a bar and asks if they can buy you a drink. What do you say? Share your answer...
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What does it take to get served around here? The Bull is merely waiting for you.
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What's your favourite chocolate covered nut? A 'winkie.' A new Scots candy sweetie which is so great to lick and suck on.
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Do you think one-night stands are liberating or a bad idea? Bad idea! I would like a stand every night. But it's no good without a partner. Although the five fingered widow can be a source of relief.
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Did AB take the most important aspects of the site from it's members? Personally, it was my friends! Sure miss the interaction with them! Yes. By ignoring what 'THEIR CUSTOMERS' wanted, they destroyed a happy community. But as money talks now, who care's about people anymore?
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Do others follow your lead or do you follow theirs? I tend to be a leader
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If you get "hammered" often enough for simply saying what you think, do you stop talking or ignore the hammering and keep talking? Once I'm 'logged in' to the issue and I'm convinced I'm right nothing or nobody can stop me.
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If people dismiss or ignore you, do you try to retaliate in some way or just let it go? It depends on what mood I'm in or just how important I see the issue.
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Are you any different now than you were last year? How and why? I'm better now for the best. I had severe clinical depression last year following on from an attempted suicide 3yrs ago. My Meds are now stable and so I'm as happy now as I want to be.
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Do you get angrier when someone you love is being maligned or when you are? My loved one - my lovely wife. I would kill or die for her. Me? It's water off of a ducks back.
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How often do you speak up to defend someone or is it just easier to stay out of it, keep quiet and look away? I always speak up in someone's defence if I know they are being bullied or wrongfully accused.
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Do you knpw someone who is just so darned cute when they are upset? Yes, but I can't give you her name. Sorry!
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If you were 16 and found out you were pregnant, what would you do? I'd contact Hello magazine and make a fortune. I'm a man. LOL!
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Am I left here completely alone, are you all enjoying your evening meal? Maybe I should just go to bed. How could anyone leave you on your own? That's a tragety. Shall I pop over?
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"If there's a rocket tie me to it". Where would you want it to take you? Up Sandra Bullocks dress. LMAO!
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Do you like facial piercings? Sorry. No I don't. Neither do I like tattoos on women. They MAY? look cool when a woman is young but when she is fat and 40yrs. YUK!
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Men - what do you envy most about women? The fact that all women are sitting on a gold mine!
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Do you find the lack of Feedback very disappointing now? I always try to give feedback even if its just to say 'Thanks' But I agree. When your answer is just ignored it seems you are just talking to yourself.
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Where are all the questions? I used to answer about 100 a night, now it is closer to 10 if I am lucky Having just joined Blurtit.com the quality of questions are so bad you wouldn't want to answer them anyway. At least I've found the questions worth reading on A/B. And thank goodness the stupid ones seem to have gone with the deserters. Like 'What did you have for dinner?' Durrrr!
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why do Americans speak English? Americans don't speak English. They speak American which is so different in many ways to the UK. For eg. Biscuits=Cookies. Loft= Hutch. Aluminium=Aluminum. The differences are clearly marked.
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As you are getting older, are you becoming more blase/jaded or less? Not more blase/jaded but all too aware of how too many people these days rely on a computer to think for them. Simple human common sense seems to have been shelved. "The computer said this! " The computer says that!' Computers are only as efficient as the stuff that's put in them. Jaded? No. Pissed off? YES!
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What should be the punishment for laughing at a homeless person on AB? They should be put into the centre of the maize with Jack Torrance and his axe.
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When was the last time someone told you that you were beautiful? Never. Because I'm not beautiful in any way. I don't think?
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If God allowed you to take one item with you to heaven, what would you take?(not people!) Memories of the love I have for my wife and family.
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"My needs are never going to be met if I have to depend on others." Do You hold this belief? Why or why not? We all have to depend on others whether we care to admit it or not. One small example. You are going for a job interview and travel by train. You will have to depend on the train service running to time if you don't want to be late and make a bad impression. The examples go on and on. A quotation. 'No man is an Island.' John Donne in 1624
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Is love worth waiting for even if its not a guarantee? Yes. But in the early days of romantic love this can be very painful, with your emotions all over the place. However, once this is replaced with a love based on trust, respect and honesty nothing can beat it. Will it last? Who knows? All I can say is that I’ve been married 40yrs and have always loved my wife. I still see her in my mind the way she looked so beautiful the first time I met...
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Are you willing to change if asked by your GF/BF? A leopard can't change its spots. But it can learn new behaviours. However, when its back is against the wall it will always return to type. So my answer is no. I am who I am.
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Can it ever be possible to 'Go Back' ? I think you are right.
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My ex left me in Oct. Broke up w/his new GF on WED. Asked me for another chance on THURS. Back together w/new GF on FRI. Your thoughts? he called you for another chance on Thursday just in case his GF didn't want him back. When she did he put you off. You are his Default girl friend. Dump him. Being a man I know how some men think.
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If you returned to find burglars ransacking your house,stealing your possessions,would you use any violence necessary,or what would you do? This is a difficult question to answer in a factual way. Faced with such an incident people will go into 'auto pilot.' Their reaction will be governed soley by their instinct for survival which under these circumstances is beyond the power of the intellect to control. In effect we revert to our animal origins. Some people will fight. Some will freeze whilst others will run. We cannot know...
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First of all,_______________(can you fill in the blank?) First of all, check yer zipper!
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Do you have a New Years resolution? How did you do with your 2009 resolutions? I stuck to my 2009 resolution. It was never to make New Year Resolutions.
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Why does a bees so called defense mechanism, rip its guts out? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of defense? Only honey bees suffer from this. Bumble bees can sting as many times as they want, just like a wasp can.
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I went to a bar with my fiancee and his brothers. One of his brothers pushed up against my butt, made a sexual comment and kept commenting on the size of my breasts. Why would he do this? He was just showing off in a juvenile way, maybe through alcohol. If I had been your fiancee I would have asked my brother over to the bar for a quiet word and told him to leave it out as he was causing you embarrassment.
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Which websites do you routinely visit besides Answerbag? YouTube for music, information and fun.
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Do you own a leather jacket or coat? I've got a black leather jacket but hardly wear it.
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What made you choose your profile picture? I'm a Brit so it seemed apropropriate. I Googled pics of Knights and chose it from the selection because it's quite colourful. I'm quite a flirt and love all women so my Knight represents the romance in me.
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BARRY GEORGE has just got thousands of pounds compensation for wrongful arrest and incarceration for 7 years. So who DID kill JILL DANDO?? I knew Barry George. He lived on my beat when I was a police officer. Barry was as honest as the day is long. He was clearly fitted up for a crime he didn't commit. Barry wasn't the shapest tool in the box which made him an easy target for the police in order to pacify the Media which were putting pressure on the police for a conviction. I helped with Barries appeal by submitting a character...
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Do you part your hair when you comb it? Which one of the two hairs Joe?
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Where will you go if you don't come back here? I aint leaving Dude. Tried Fluther but won't be staying long with them.
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Is there a list of people who have left AB? Are any of you deleting those names from your "friends"' list? I deleted all my friends then started again because I just didn't know who was still with A/B. And I couldn't be bothered to just keep guessing. I'm picking up on the good guys again. If I've missed you out I'm sorry. Feel free to add me to yours. I never reject anyone.
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Does skinny girls give sex better then fat girls? I ended up marrying a nice plump girl 40yrs ago. So that's my answer.
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Whats something sexual that you keep thinking "just this one last time" but you always keep coming back for more? Having a delectable female bottom sitting on my face. I said that tongue in cheek, or somewhere close.
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When food shopping what 'extra irresistibles' do you find yourself buying that are never on your shopping list?
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Is anybody still here at AnswerBag? My friends? Other members? Trolls? Sock puppets? Anybody? I'm here Joe. Been on Fluther quite a bit but soon I've got to make my mind up. I can't deal with two. Probably stay here to annoy you. LOL!
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Hey! Guys. There are loads of questions being asked on A/B but hardly any answers! WHY? Share your answer...
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How many tried leave answerbag and have now returned to appreciate it more after seeing what's on the other side? I was mad to start with but things seem to be settling down now and I can visualise A/B getting better.
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Is it possible for me to get more than four answers to this question? Yes. This question. Thanks Gingerminx. You have a very firm hug. So sincere!
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I can't send a personal message from the message box. Is this facility out of order or am I being thick? Thanks so much iwnit. Very helpful. I've added you to my friends list if that is OK?
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If we know our actions cause others to act, are we then resposible for their actions as well? No one is responsible for another person’s actions. It always makes me mad when I hear this “Oh! He/she made me do it." Our actions can affect the actions of another person but the precise way they do respond is their responsibility alone.
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is my girlfriend cheating? we havnt had sex for 5 months n she wont kis me.i understand the sex due to abortion but y wont she kiss me? Just how upset is she about the abortion? Is she in some way blaming you for something? More info please.
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Have you ever made love on the floor under your Christmas tree? Sadly. No. But if you did, be sure not to do it when your tree has dried out and the needles are falling on the carpet. Needled in knees or bum are not nice. ( So I'm told!)
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I think a good test of friendship is who stays around when the going gets tough, just to see if he/she can be of help. What do you think? ditto winkie
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Should the bible be studied in the same way that a science book is studied in order to learn? No. Because the Bible stories cannot be proved as being factual. Therefore there will always be levels of subjective interpretation in its meaning. An archaeologist friend of mine says that the hieroglyphics in the Egyptian pyramids/Temples show serious discrepancies between dates, places and alleged historical events mentioned in the Bible.
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Complete the sentence: "Control __________, and you control the universe" "Control women and you control the universe"
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Anyone else - like me - feel lame for not having any "friends" on Answerbag yet? Add me and I will answer your questions. A/B is too insular at the moment.
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Enter question here... I like a Scots bird very much.
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What does it take to get served around here? Lots of patience at the moment.
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What do you like to dance to? Rave. Acid House to be precise. You should see old snake hips in action.
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is it nasty to have sex while on your period? (hypothetically speaking) As a man it doesn't bother me, but I understand women are not in favour.
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Why would you not state your gender on your profile? Gender has everything to do with positive and affective communication. It has nothing to do with skills, abilities, etc. It is a biological fact that despite men and women being equal. We are equally different in so many ways that to know a person’s gender is helpful. It's too easy to get bogged down with meaningless political correctness these days.
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What other sites are people trying out as a result of the new AB? Fluther is too much a 'Nanny State' for me. You have to appease the Spanish Inquisituon to get a question passed. i got fed up with it. A/B will improve I've no doubt.
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Of the ABers that have left or plan on leaving, which one do you/would you miss the most? Cruiser. A great character and a good laugh.
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Will you be wearing something special on Christmas Day? Just my best black sexy briefs. Might wear the blue instead. You decide?
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You don’t like Chocolate? Me tooooooooo!!! lol!
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Has fluther become a formidable opponent to answerbag? Me too.
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What to do or say when someone compliments you? If it’s a pretty woman, take hold of her and kiss her passionately. If it’s a man or an ugly woman, shake their hand and say ‘Thanks. That’s nice of you to say that.’
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If you could spend this Christmas away from home anywhere in the world, where would you go? Bolton?
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Just what are moustaches good for? Are they good for tickling your fancy? I ticked this on Comments and it came up ( Oh! no. Not again) as an Answer. ????
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Just what are moustaches good for? Are they good for tickling your fancy?
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Just what are moustaches good for? Share your answer...
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Ever been on a blind date? what was the outcome? Neither of us could see each other so we all went home. So sad!
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Do you think we should at least give the new AB design a chance, since it is so new? The only thing that's really bugging me at the moment is the 'Comment' facility isn't working. Very frustrating because it's causing disjointed communication. I hope they fix that first. I'm losing interest in this site at the moment.
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Do you think we should at least give the new AB design a chance, since it is so new? We've all gone to a professionaly run site http://www.fluther.com/ Will the last person to leave A/B please turn out the light?
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I'm out of here for good. Can you guess why? Share your answer...
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All of my friends are gone on my page? Anyone else have this problem? Mine went and then came back after I closed down and then came back. Kinda like rebooting.
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All of my friends are gone on my page? Anyone else have this problem? Share your answer...
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Is anyone else finding this new site incredibly and tiresomely slow to load? Hi Ya! Yes its real slow. How do we view comments? Any idea? Me Dear
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Why is AB risking us, many are going to leave? Ive just asked this question though comments. But as I'm not allowed to see my comment. I'll pose it as a question. Can we still award points? If not, how do we progress up the Scale of Levels. Anyone know?
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Do you feel like a HORRIBLE JOKE has been played on you with AB's NEW FORMAT? FRIENDS. . .gone! POINTS. . . gone! FEEDBACK. . gone! Why? A/B was much simpler and easy to use before. I could skip around the site so easy. And why are there no avatars alongside the people who have answered my questions? It was so quick and easy to spot them. Now I have to read everything to find who's who. Who the fuck designed this shit ? Certainly not an A/B user.
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If you had a secret room, what would you fill it with and why? Lots of pretty and willing women who liked a night out. Or better still, a Knight in. LOL! +5
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When you think of a class act, who comes to your mind first? Billy Connelly
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What are you giving your loved ones for Christmas? Christmas! Humbug! +5 And think yer self lucky. Yours Scrooge
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What sort of noise drives you absolutely insane? Pneumatic drills. Aaaaaarrr!! +5
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Until then just________(Can you fill in the blank?) Until then just remain a virgin! +6
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How did YOU make your move? I told her she had lips like Mick Jagger whilst driving her home from a party. She burst out laughing and said how refreshing it was to meet a man who didn't give all the usual bullshit. Yes I did. On the next date. Yes. We married 40yrs ago. Sorted!
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Would the Thought Police take you away? Take me away? They would execute me! +5
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Is there something else you should be doing right now? OH! YES! x
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Can you name a famous person or celebrity who is a Christian? Cliff Richard
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Which is one word you use frequently during the daily conversation? Basically.
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What animal in the zoo would you be and why? A bat. Then I could hang around all day doing nothing.
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What can you inflate? My penis. It inflates with blood during an erection. Unless it's blown up. lol!
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Oh! My __________ . Please fill in the blank? Oh! My penis won't rise!
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What is the last kind/flavor of cake you ate? Chocolate. About 6hrs ago.+5
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Who is your Favorite Beatle? (2009-12-09) John Lennon. Paul McCartney lived off of John's talent until he died. Everything McCartney has done since then is shallow mundane crap. George had great talent. Ringo is the luckiest man alive. Almost no talent what so ever.
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What profession is most respected? Most villified? Why; the London Metropolitan Police Force. +5
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What time do you usually eat lunch? About 1-30pm. A sandwich and a cup of strong black coffee. One sugar. +5
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Do you think breakfast is the most important meal of the day? I skip it entirely... Oh Yes Joe. A pudding bowl of Scots porridge oats mixed with oat bran. Sets me up till lunch time. +5
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What do you like to dance to? Wrong box! oooooooooooh! I say!
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What do you like to dance to? Or this. One of my favourites. Bananarama Rock!
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What do you like to dance to? Oh! Again! How Queer!
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What do you like to dance to? Anything slow where I can hang on close to the woman and not be embarrassed by my two left feet. (That’s my excuse any way.) I do dance to beaty music, but when no one is watching.
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What do you like to dance to? Anything slow where I can hang on close to the woman and not be embarrassed by my two left feet. (That’s my excuse any way.) I do dance to beaty music, but when no one is watching.
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Did you embrace the accent you were brought up with or have you tried to change it? No. I've always talked proper like all me life mate.
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What do you like to dance to? I'm not sure. I have two left feet. I used to think I could dance until I sobered up! lol!
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How oftan do you get on AB? Every Day. +5
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Is -Icy- a good kisser?=D Icy is a very sexy kisser. Full lipped with glossy pink lipstick. She hugs good as well.
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What was your finest day? Saving the life of my son when he was a baby. He was choking on some cellophane paper. I'd just completed a first aid course in the police. I went on to become an Instructor.
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What's a word that you absolutely refuse to say? C**t. +5
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Do you have any sort of sob story to tell that would get you on a TV show of some kind? Yep! I was 36yrs before my mother told me I was a product of an affair she had. My father knew. I've been a bastard ever since! LOL!
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Do you have a secret hobby that you don't want anyone to know about? You won't catch me out with that question Cruiser! lol! +5
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Men how would you make me fall madly inlove with you, what are your secrets to seduction? I'll pay full attention to what you were saying. I.e. Listen! I would never try to give you the solution to your problems I would be polite and courteous at all times. I would always act on your needs. (Not necessarily your 'wants') I would pay attention to your moods and respond in an empathic way. Buy you loads of shoes. The rest would be down to natural...
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What would you do if your car broke down while you were out and you didnt have a cell phone with you? There's only one answer to this. Firstly. Don't flag down a passing motorist. Walk to the nearest phone keeping well into the open so you are seen by other people. +5
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When was the last time you shot a gun, why did you shoot it? I used to do .22 rifle shooting about 40yrs ago. I found it boring. +5
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What do you think about people who act all high and mighty because their fathers/grandfathers or ancestors did somethin good or invented something? They are either insecure or snobs. +5
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Can you define justice? What is it, and do we need it in modern society? Sadly justice is so often about Rehabilitation of the Offender even though they knew what they did was wrong. They just came unstuck and were caught. Having served 30yrs upholding the law in the UK I've come to the conclusion that there is no real justice any more.
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Tiger Wood's mother-in-law was taken to the hospital. Whatever do you think made her sick? It's enough to 'Drive' any one into a 'Birdie' state of mind. 'Putt' she will get over it at the 'Eighteenth Hole' Hi ya Joe! +5 this time.
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They say my pee pee would become looser if i jack off too much.. Is that true? Total rubbish. It's as bad as the shit I was told when I was young, which was " If you play with yourself you'll go blind" I kid you not! +5
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What was your first clue that something was wrong? I was born? +5
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What are you *not* going to do before you die? Probably bump into you 'Me ole mucker' lol +5
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Why do chicken nuggets taste better than breaded chicken breast? Isn't it the same damn thing, just smaller and cuter? I alway thought the nuggets were made of 'The nasty bits of the chicken' I won't go into detail. +5
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Would you be on AB during the time of Christmas Holidays? Probably Boxing Day. +5
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Can hatred ever be healthy? No. It can eat away at a person and cause illness. +5
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If we develope the technology to create food in a lab, do you think it would be better for our karma to stop murding plants for food? Well. The Universal Life Energy is in all living things,animals and plants. So maybe you are right. Sir yhvhash.
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Why are you always glad to get back from your summer vacation? WHAT'S new Manalos when they are at home?
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Do you know anyone with a beautiful singing voice? How about this voice M?
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Men - do you prefer to woo or be wooed? A bit of both. But as I really love wooing gorgeous women I like to do most of it. It’s all in the eyes! Your faithful servant. Robert Burns the second. ( +6 I hope?)
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Now that I've gathered you all here... I'd like to speak to you about a little company called Amway. Dont you dare! lol!+6
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Can I go to bed now I am sleepy? :p Not if I have my way!
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What new band/music are you listening to that I may never of heard before? Try Marillion when 'Fish' was the lead singer. MAGIC!
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If you were buying yourself a Christmas present what would it be? Nothing. I seem to have everything I want. I get a kick out of giving these days.
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What's your favourite thing about winter? Walking through damp woods alone smelling the trees. And with some luck, the aroma of someone burning leaves on a late Autumn bonfire. Seeing the smoke curling up high and away into a clear blue icy sky.
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Which smell do you like best: freshly grated lemon rind or creosote? Creosote!! And it’s banned now! The ‘elf n safety people’ say it contained cacogenics. The creosote substitute doesn’t compare. I now have to sniff petrol. LOL!
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When have you got it right? Joining the UK police. Good money. Loads of Overtime. Great buddies. Early retirement. Good pension. SORTED!
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My hair is naturally curly,but I keep it straighten it for the most part.Are most men attracted to straight or curly hair? Depends on the shape of the face. Long hair on a slim face looks less affective than on a round face. Curly would be good then. I study womens hair first. It's their crowning glory.
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Which of the remaining 4 is not going to get a place in the X-Factor final? SAD! SAD! SAD! lol!
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What color was last piece of gum you chewed? I rarely chew gum. But I do chew other things. +6
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I'm trying to stop jacking off.. but sometimes i find myself unconsciously rubbing my peepee.. How to stop this... Just enjoy. I do. +6
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What did you have to adjust to? Being happy after many years of depression. Thanks to the meds.+6
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Women - what do you envy most about men? As Black Knight's wife I envy them their todgers.
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Men - what do you envy most about women? Their ability to put up with us men.
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Where did you find your wild side? On A/B. You are nutters. With few exceptions. lol! +6
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Are true or false questions getting annoying? True or false? Sorry! Ask that again Joe! lol!
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On a scale of 1-10 how much physical and or emotional pain are you in at this moment? None what so ever. I've just met a very nice Lady Ooooh!
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Do you have a hidden agenda? Don't we all at some time. It's just human.
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What have you put an end to? Buying real Xmas trees. I now have a fibre optic one.
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It was to my understanding ab administrators choose "topic of the day"question, so why is it listed so anyone can pick that category ? (i have answered several under that label in the past few minutes.) Manglewurzels .+5
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Will you miss some of your loved ones this Christmas? Yes Joe. When ever I throw the Xmas pudding at some of my loved ones who have overstayed their welcome I often miss.
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If there was a food fight, would you join in the fun? try to stop it? or take your own food to a safe place and be amused while you eat? Join the fun! +6
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How long have you gone without sex? Full penetration? Just over 10yrs. My Wife has woman problems 'Down there' Other sex stimulation - OK.
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Using AB levels as measurement, what is your maturity level in life as of this moment? I'm about 25yrs Joe. Feels good. No points again!!
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Take a look at my name.Take a look at my profile.Tell me what you think about about me.Be truthful.Don't be scared.I can handle criticism. I don't think you are the things you label yourself as. You're a girl who likes to stir things up a bit and have a laugh at the comments. You like the attention. You're the Joker in the pack and I nice kid at that.
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When you hear "cookies," do you think snack or computer file? Biscuits. I'm English.
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What is one color you would not paint your bedroom? Silver.
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What's that Awful smell? The body under the floor boards.
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What two drinks should you never put in the same glass? Jack Daniels and Water.
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What is one thing in your life you have accomplished that you're very proud of? Having the love to see both my kids being born.
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What are some emotions that can run very deep? (Be original!) Fear of the unknown.
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What do you want now? The Knight wants (((((hugs)))) from the Maidens.
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Is there anything cuter than a __________? Is there anything cuter than a woman with her hair tied in bunches.
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I saw Santa and _________ kissing under the mistletoe ? (oh dear, it was not Mrs. Claus !) I saw Santa and my blood hound, kissing under the mistletoe.
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You have a very interesting ______ ? (Please have fun and use as many words as needed) You have a very interesting clitoris my dear.
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What is something you do that always seems to make your pet act in the most adorable way? I used to softly whistle through my teeth to my dog. He would tilt his head this way, then that way looking at me with his big brown eyes. He's dead now. I miss him buckets.
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Nobody has ever given me a ___________. Nobody has ever given me a decent blow job. The women always get their teeth in the way. Ouch! lol! +6
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Guys...what is a gift you would like to buy for your wife but can't afford? An electric chair? Only joking. Love her to bits. +6
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What color was the last plate you used? White with pink and orange flowers. Blackberries. Green leaves and rose hips. NOT MY CHOICE! lol!
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I say jump, you say ______ ? (Please have fun and use as many words as needed.) I say jump, you say. Do you want a 'jump' as well. ( UK slang!) lol!
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Hey it is snowing for the first time this season and I am so excited ! Do you get all excited when you see the first snow of the season? Yep. I go out and build snow men. Loads of snow men.
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Can you feel the excitement in the air ? (what do you think is causing it ? ) Will they, or won't they? +6
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what do women like better... hairy dicks, or shaved dicks? What about grey hair. LOL!
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I am at a bar. Can I drink my cold away? Absolutely. No problems with that. And don't let any woman tell you otherwise. +5
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Should Tiger change his name to Cheetah? Why? Is he always Lion?
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Are you getting bored with AB? Not yet.
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What happen to those who have gone to Hell after the punishments? I don't believe in hell. I believe in another dimension where people have the opportunity to rectify their Earthly mistakes.
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Ewwwwwwwwww that has way to much _____ ? (have fun) 'Ewwwwwwwwww that has way to much fun. Can I join in?'
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Do you have a double chin? Nope.
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If your neighbors found you lying in the middle of the road snoring what would *they* think? They would think. 'Oh! It's only that nutter from No.25. Leave him alone. Probably listening for moles.'
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What are your criterias for being a "good lover?" Having asked that, is it more chemistry or know how? Are both? Also, does a "large boat" help? Chemistry and Know How. From a man's point of view. Gentleness ( Unless told otherwise) Consideration to the lady's needs first. She takes longer than the man to reach climax. Tenderness. And a little chat about anything she wants to afterwards; why she is laying in your arms.
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What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Her Hair. Then lips and eyes. +6
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What reason did you last turn down sex for? I can't remember when I had the option to turn it down! I should be so lucky.lol! +5 ( I Like your new avatar)
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Is it better to have children in your 20's or 30's? Both our kids were born before we were 30. I then had 'The Chop' They then grew up with us whilst we were still young. Sorted! +5
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Can you describe yourself in one word using the letter "C" Cultured.
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True or False : you an equal opportunity flirt? Yes. I give all women an equal choice to flirt and then fondle my buttocks.
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Does your husband f**k you in the ass? A shitty habit! LMAO! +5
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What is a "MorganFinder?" The parents of little Morgan. He's always getting lost. +5
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Who threw the overalls in Mrs. Murphy's chowder? I did. She cooks shit Chowder! +5
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Do you make your own bullets? WHAT? M. Are you some sort of assasin? lol!
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When is being competitive a very good thing? When you're wrestling a tiger. +5
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You washed your _________________ with what ________________? You washed your hair with washing up liquid? Oh! yes!
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Do you sleep on your stomache, your back or your side? All of them. I'm a Tosser. +5
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Do you think "If it feels good do it" is a wise philosophy? If it feels good ( inside) Go with it. +5
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What was the last situation you where in that felt so unreal? An A/B experience.
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What's the title and author of the closest book to you? The Killing Floor. By Lee Child.
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Do you think that the urban myth is true that every night in your sleep you unwittingly swallow a spider? Yes it's true. It always happens in the early hours when we are most likely to sleep with our mouths open. If you set a camcorder up in your bedroom you'll see it happening. The biggest I swallowed was a house spider. Estimated leg width 3inchs. I'm surprised it didn't wake me!
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At this time of year, you can hear someone singing, "Oh, bring us a figgy pudding..." Have you ever eaten that? What does it taste like? Is it served at any other time of the year, besides Xmas time? Traditionally Christmas puddings had a lot of fruit put in them including figs and plums. Have you heard it also called Plum Pudding?
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How close do you park to the door of your home? Within a few feet. Just outside the front door.
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The Dr. wanted to ______ but I said _______ ? (feel free to have fun and use as many words as needed for a good laugh) The Dr. wanted to inspect my testicles but I said " Bollocks to that!" ( Only because the Dr. was a male.)
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How old were you when you first had anal? WHAT!! YUK! +5 for your courage.
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Do you take precautions? Yeah! I don't 'get any' lol!
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"A man is as faithful as his _____". A man is as faithful as his S/O's attention to his sexual needs.
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How can I be more outgoing around new people? Listen carefully to what they say, then ask them questions about their comments. This way you are flattering them with your attention whilst giving yourself time to 'settle in' for your turn in the conversation.
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No sleep till ____________? No sleep till dawn.
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Tiger Woods, Superstar!! No? Is he just a man? Just a Hetro red blooded guy like us. I like his choice of women! But I feel real sorry for his family over this. There, but for the grace..............
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What would be a much-needed "hands-free" invention? (Serious or humorous answers are welcomed) Hands Free 'Eating Irons' That way I could type easier on A/B.
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I really need to replace my _______ soon before it quits working? I really need to replace my prick soon before it quits working? LOL!
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How do you "chill"? Zhan Zhuang.
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Is poetry or money more important? Are you happy of what you chose? Poetry. But it doesn't pay the bills. So I've had to change my mind. It's money.:-c
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Would you kiss me for ten Eueros? I don't kiss guys for any amount. Sorry to disappoint Dude. LMAO! Here's a +6 instead.
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Who dropped the ball? NO! Humour. It was him! <-----------
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What are you having for breakfast today? Humble Pie!
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Is your AB acting ugly today? OK with me Cotton
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Who wears the "pants" in your family? I do, because my wife says I can! +6
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Barefoot in bed or sox? Bare foot. Totally nude.
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Would you love someone who no longer wanted sex? I do. My wife has various illnesses’ that make it painful for her to have full sex.She's also lost her libido. She helps me in whatever ways she can when she's in the mood. I've not had full intercourse for over 10yrs. And I was so good at it if I don’t say so myself. I miss it really badly.
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What body place would you not kiss your S/O? Not applicable. I'd kiss her anywhere she wanted. But I'm not going into details. +6
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Would you cheat if you thought that you can get away with it? No. I've been there once and did get away with it. It played on my conscience for years. Never again. ( Probably)
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Whats your insight on the concept of "soul leaving the body" after death? Where does it go? Why cant we contain it? Is it matter or personification? Back to the sea.
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Are you happy with your job? What job Joe? I look after a disabled wife which is devotion not a job. But being 'As Fit as a Butcher's Dog' and retired, I would have liked to work my way round the world for a bit.
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Where do novel ideas come from? Your unconscious/subconscious mind.
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Have you outgrown your partner/spouse? In some ways yes Joe. But I made a contract. And I've realised that real love and real respect is about making an effort. Very rewarding. It's about real people. Not a fantasy. +6 matey.
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Is obsession (as in interest in a subject or person,) and exhaustingly researching it, a good thing, or a bad thing? Generally speaking a bad thing. You run the risk of getting tied up with too many false solutions. Each answer then poses even more answers. I found this out when I was very interested in, and researching Spiritual matters for 47yrs. My final answer was 'It's all in one's own mind'
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What is something that can never be quenched? Generosity
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What cannot be contained? Passion!
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What cannot be measured? Love and Devotion.
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What are your favorite reasons and or excuses? People just don't understand me! LOL!
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Have you ever stopped, looked around and wondered...WTF? Oh! Yes. I am the WTF. lol!
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Are artists eventually all self taught, even after years of education and training, to create their own expressions? Without a doubt. True art comes from within.
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What is in your arsenal? A Two Handed Sword!
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Did Amusement Parks and State Fairs really had kissing booths in the old days? You should know Joe! lol! +5
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What things are beyond comprehension? 'The Mind of a Woman.' That'll stir it! lol!
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Do you ever feel that in trying to help you're actually causing more trouble? The trouble is Mixed Messages usually. One needs to pay careful attention if the written word is the only source of communication. Communication:- 7% The spoken or written word. 38% Tone of voice. 55& Non verbal communication. We on A/B are in the 7% bracket. Recipe for disaster. lol!
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Are we nearly there yet? Miles apart. Read my e-mail PROPERLY he said!
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Is it common for most people to feel that "life is passing them by"? I don't know whether its common Kattra. But for me, I've done all the things, and seen all the things in life I've wanted to. Anything now is a bonus.
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A cup of tea and a bar of chocolate, or a hot chocolate and a plain biscuit? Hot Chocolate and a plain bickie. I can dip the plain bickie in the hot chocolate and! Hey! Presto! A Chocky bicky. As good as a bar of chocolate? MMMMMMmmmmmm ? Depends on the size!
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Hve you ever been exempted from anything? Yes. Sanity. LOL!
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How many nead-death situations did you ever have? Just the one. Facinating.
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Do you think, today is my day? Every day is your day Cotton. +6
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Is romance a necessary part of your love life? For me; Romance is part of Love.
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Do you wish you were less trusting? Not at all! Without trust there is no life. Just repeated suspicion. Is that a way to live? Yes. I've been shafted more times than I care to remember through trusting too much. But the rewards of trusting fully -which have far exceeded the betrayals - have enriched my life beyond measure. Life is risk. Just live it!
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Westlife or Take That? Neither.
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Which is more important to you: honesty or affection? Honesty. Without that all the rest is bullshit!
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What was the last song that you kept repeating in your mind over and over? Elton John's 'Tiny Dancer' My all time favourate and sung with such feeling when he was young. +5
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Are all of your beans in one can? I think most of the time. NOT! LOL! +5
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Are genetically- altered ie : "new kinds of" vegetables bad or dangerous to eat? Im talking about "gold potatoes", "grape tomatoes", "yellow watermelon", etc.? I look at it this way Kattra. The scientists that produce genetically altered foods. The Industrialists who finance it. And the Politicians who promote it. Will probably be eating it themselves, along with their loved ones and families. Would they take any risks with that?
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What is something that a women did for you in bed that you never expected? Sat on my face and told me that she loved me. +6
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My wife bought her male coworker underwear and lied about it. What does that mean? If that happened to me I would feel destroyed. But I'm not going to judge your situation my friend. +6
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Have you flipped your calendar to December yet ? Do you see santa, winter scenes, or something else? Yes I have. I see. I see. I see.........................
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Is your Christmas Tree up yet? NO! And don't ask again. Yours unfaithfully. E. Scrooge. A begrudging +5. Xmas? Baaaaa!
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What the hell are you going to do now? Just soldier on! Sigh! +5
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What's good for an ear ache? Toothache. It takes your mind off it.
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Who or what is the biggest power drain of your mental resources? Women!
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Why did you have to ruin it for me? Because you took your eye off the ball. +5
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What do you do to entertain yourself when your electricity is out? Let my girlfriend in so the wife can't see her and what we're doing. lol! +5
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Do you sleep with the heater off at night, no matter how cold it is? Yes. And with the window open. Even in wind,frost and snow.
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Should you develop your hallucinations or ignore them ? :P Develop them. I've met some very naughty girls that way. +5
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Is it love, laughs or lucre that makes your world go round? A little of each.
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Does spare ejaculate have any useful application around the home or garden? A girl once told me it was full of protein and she found, by swallowing, it made her hair shine. This is true! +5
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I didn't do it, did you? No! And you aint nicking me copper! I'm off! +5
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Guys do you ever get physically turned on by a girl just like walking down the street? Even if they are fully clothed? Very much so. It's always the bits you can't quite see that is the 'turn on’ Also a certain type of walk. A certain shaped leg. Special hair. That's enough! +5
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Have you ever experienced unconditional love? Yes. When I bought a dog. +5
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Is true love hard to find? Yes. Sex is easy, but that's not love. It's not even 'Making Love.' Just let it happen. Obviously you have to get out a bit. Unless you were lucky like me - the second time. +5
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Would this ad stop you buying cheap meds on the internet? I don't need to see it Moley. I just would'nt buy meds off the interent. I don't take chances with my health. Ere!! Wanna buy a watch? Very cheap?
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How do you decide when to stop looking and commit to someone? That decision is made for you by your Intuition (Unconscious mind) Strong feelings of attraction, comfort, trust and mellowness = commitment. If you introduce your intellect into the equation it will find a million reasons for you to run away.
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Is there any point in having regrets? No. What's done is done. Move on and feel the breeze.+5
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What were you chores when you were young? None! I was bigger than my dad! Not really. It was my job to eat the chocolate biscuits.
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Is Tiger Woods above the law? Depends who gets paid off! +5
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I have the opportunity to sell some of my art tomorrow, but some of it is not framed. Would you sell your art if it wasn't framed and someone wanted to buy it? Many artists sell their work without frames. It then leaves the buyer to choose a frame of their own choice. They also think they are getting the painting cheaper. +5
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What colour do you think suits you best? Blue. +5
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Have you ever fought for something you believed in, even if the odds were stacked against you? I'm doing it now. Can't say. it's a secret. Sorry.+5
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Is there such a thing as truly selfless behaviour? A perfectly healthy person donating - let’s say a kidney- to save someone’s life. Even though the operation would be risky for both? +5
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I'd find this very difficult to answer, but can you name your top 3 Elton John songs? Tiny Dancer Yellow Brick Road Your Song +5
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Do you give your sex toys pet names? Oh! Really icy! You are just too much! LMAO! +5
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What strengthens friendships? Trust and Empathy. But sooner or later whether they mean it or not, your friends will let you down. Now you know this it won’t come so hard a shock. +5
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Engine oil is the color of coffee cream is this a blown head gasget and how hard is it to change Yep. You have water with the oil. Likely a blown gasket? Cracked engine block? (Probably not I hope.) I would get it fixed professionally. +5
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How was your holiday weekend? Fine thanks Sir. Thanks for asking. +6
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Do you like the dark? I love it. Especially if there are no people around. +5
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What do you call your friend? I'm 'Billy No Mates' +5
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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HUMAN BEINGS? UNRELIABLE EVERY TIME! +5
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Are promises always have to be broken? Never make promises. Just say 'I'll do my best' +5
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Why did you cheat on your partner (dont answer if you never have)? I had a great sex life with my lovely wife until the kids arrived. Then she was too tired for me, which I understood. But it came to the point when I just couldn’t make an approach without being rebuffed. Over time this hurt and I started staying out after work. I also drank too much. Later I met a woman who was in a difficult marriage and we had a small affair for 3 months. Later my...
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How do you feel when other guys check out your wife or girlfriend? Honoured that I'm with a woman that other guys might be lusting after. Mind you, that was about 20yrs ago. lol! +6
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How frequently do you mylenate your terminal buton? Most days. I'm nearly there! +6
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When is doing the right thing the wrong choice? Being so truthful, you hurt someone. Sorry mate. I cant give points!!
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What are some names of some "work" songs? Working on the Chain Gang. +6
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Are we a virus to the world? You could be right. The only person that could answer that question truly would be an Alien. +6
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If you had to choose one glass of beer out of the following, which would you choose: Stella Artois, Kronenberg, Budweiser or Fosters? I don't drink now but towards the end Stella was my poison. +6
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Which do men prefer- blondes, brunetttes, red heads, or black haired girls? And why? Red Heads. Especially a Scottish one. +6
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Are you giving a tie as a Christmas present this year? Yes Joe. It's in the post. +6
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Have you ever been in a parade? Yep. At the Hendon Met Police College UK.
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What is your favorite fruit drink? Blackcurrent. Full of vitimin C. Keeps my skin healthy and glowing Daaaarlings! lol! +6
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Why on earth were you wearing that chicken suit? You know me Cruiser. Anything to give you a laugh! +6
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Are you good at holding things together or tearing stuff apart? Holding things together. But sometimes it hurts +6
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What was your scariest encounter? Meeting you on A/B. LOL! +6 mate.
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Which celebrity would you want as a neighbor? A single Sandra Bullock.
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Do you think having 7 pairs of socks with the different days of the week written on them is a useful aid for forgetful people? Depends who you want to forget I suppose and why?
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What is your favorite Christmas Carol.you like to sing or listen too. Last Christmas
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Do you think the Christmas season is too long or too short? Too long mate. Way too long.
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Why are you attracted to the wrong type of man/woman? Because some people want it all their own way.
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When was the last time you used the timer on your oven or micro? This morning for my porridge and oat bran. 4mins. On high.
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What alcoholic beverage do you have in your refrigerator? Champagne Joe. I'll drink your health at Christmas
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Is it time for Zhan Zhuang? The Book. The Way of Energy. This has it all. http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_ss?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=The+Way+of+Energy+&x=10&y=17
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Where did calling your lover "baby" originate from? (be inventive/creative or scientific, but make it interesting) :) It originated from Zhali land a small island in the Pacific Ocean about 60yrs ago. The local chief was married to a woman called Bab. Quite a common name on the Island. This chief was in the habit of seeing other woman and his wife suspected him. On one particular occasion she followed him to the market where she suspected him of meeting his conquests. Seeing him goose a beautiful woman...
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When you see an email from ______ in your inbox you smile? When you see an email from ? in your inbox you smile. You won't catch me out like that icy. LOL! can't speak for the others. LMAO! +5
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Which dog would you claim for your family pet, Astro or Scooby? Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? That dog eats me out of house and home! +5
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When you purchase a dozen donuts, cookies, and or bakery items, is the baker's dozen honored? No. So I ate a freebie today just to teach them a lesson. ( Writing this post from jail)+5
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How behind are you on your work? Way behind M. Listening to Supermarket Xmas music. lol! +5
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What is the best topping to have on pancakes? Quite clearly. Maple Syrup Old Boy. ( Maybe a little bacon as well?)
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Do ya want free points? (see link) ;P NO! Next question!
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Do you own anything pink and glittery? I hope not! Although years ago I did have a rash on my scrotum!
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;P Why am I winking? ;p Because your other eye is remaining fully open.
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Can you be healthy without being well, or can you be well without being healthy? What is your definition of health? Health is functioning.
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Do you ever pause to dream about the unknowns? If you had to answer the question, "What's out there?", what would you say? My Ancestors. We come from Star Dust.
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Can you write with one hand while drawing with the other? I can write with one hand and pull a pair of black draws down with other, if that helps?
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Which proverb applies particularly to you? If at first you don't succeed. Use Viagra.
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Has surviving bad experiences made you a better person? Oh yes! I survived the bad experience by meeting you. I'm now a much better person Thank you.
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What do you hope 2010 holds for you? I'll tell you in private. Nudge! Nudge! Wink! Wink! Say no more!
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Have you ever successfully kicked a bad habit? Yes. Alcohol.
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Is your underwear drawer tidy? What underware? Just call me Commando! lol!
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Would you like to come on my magical mystery tour? I'm already there; with you.
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Can you feel the tension? Yep. And my zipper is busting!!!
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What is this question missing? Nothing. It stands alone in itself.
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What's your favorite statistic? It used to be. 'Do you know that 50% of all married couples are female.' But things have changed now!
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What's your kind of ruckus? Playing Marillion when Fish was the lead singer at full blast through my headphones. ( Don't want to upset the neighbours)
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Have you ever wondered why when your mother makes the same sandwich for you that you've made for yourself a thousand times over, her sandwich is ALWAYS tastier. Why is that? I find that any food cooked or made for me tastes better than if I had done it myself. I think it's because by the time you've prepared and made it yourself you are sick of the sight of it. lol!
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How do I begin to write a book and get it published? This is a very hard industry to enter. All big time publishing firms have their own established authors whose books are guaranteed to sell. They are loath to try out new authors. Even JK Rowling had her first Harry Potter book rejected by so many publishers it lay on the shelf for years before her friend helped pay for its publication in the absence of any enthusiasm from a publisher. Celebs...
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What was the name of the last magazine you read? Viz. Do you have this in the States? http://www.viz.co.uk/
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How do you deal with it when someone VERY close to you passes away? We all find our own way. A little drink does ease the pain but it's not the final answer. The grieving process goes along these lines. Denial. Anger Guilt Acceptance. Then the happy memories kick in.
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What is the greatest accomplishment of your life? Siring my two lovely children, both of whom I saw being born. A living miracle.
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What color eyes does your bestfriend have? Green with a touch of hazel. They change to blue in a special light. Isn’t she beautiful?
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How can I stop dreading old age, the idea of depending on people, and being sick and needy? To ease that problem. I've made a 'Living Will' It says if I ever get to the stage where I'm unable to feed, clothe myself, go to the bathroom unattended and I am unable to communicate I want to be left alone to die with dignity. No feeding. No fluids. Just palliative care to ease any pain. But to be honest before it came to this stage I would find a way of my own which is...
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How can I remedy this internet addiction I seem to have developed over the years? I am on several times a day for extended periods of time. Tell me about it Kattra. Since I joined A/B I never seem to be off it. Very addictive. And the more 'friends' you make, the harder it is. +5
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Why, if I can picture how to ice skate in my head, can't I actually do it when I get on the ice? Sports people often practice ‘moves ‘ in their heads over and over again. Seeing and feeling the moves through creative imagination. Having a Diploma in Hypnotherapy I found it easy to use this technique to overcome my first Bungee Jump; as I have a fear of heights. When the time came for the jump it seemed to me 'I had been there before' I completed the jump which gave me...
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What one thing are you most thankful for today? My Sanity Cotton. lol!
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I am a gigolo would like to know how to contact ladies or from where can i get the contact numbers to start with- Niksan Sad Man.
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Have you ever felt like "I want to break free"? Sometimes. Don't we all? +5
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Would you like a piece of cake? (link) :P So some cake manufacturer is now cashing in on peoples bad luck? Typical of today’s cynical society. But there will be people who'll take it up. Sad really.
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Do you like your coffee strong? Cool strong and black. One sugar please.+5
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I have joined answerbag. I understand i answer questions and recieve points, but other than that, Im a bit puzzled as to how to motivate around the site, and what Im expected to do. It seems the simpler the questions the better chance of a response. Long winded questions seem to get the least attention - generally speaking! Also be a bit zany at times. +5
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My girlfriend said that she wanted a break from "us" to evaluate if our relationship is something she wanted yesterday. She said she will call me when she is ready. It is thanksgiving today. what do i do????? call her? wait for her? i am given no respect! If she had to ask for a break to evaluate your relationship, in my experience it doesn’t seem good. I hate to be the prophet of doom but hang back and grit your teeth. If you chase her you will seem desperate which will not help. I sincerely hope I'm wrong. +5
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I am 33 year old female and have recently started randomly blacking out. This has happened every month in a variety of places whilst sitting or standing. The hospital have done many test all which have come back negative. Has anyone got any ideas? Do you suffer with Heavy Stress or Clinical Depression?
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Are you "just right"? No where near it! +5 dude.
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If you could inherit A natural ability from an animal. What would you pick? Wisdom to back off when I'm on to a hiding.
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How tall are you? And how tall do you want to be? I'm 6ft 2inch. They pile it up high these days lol!
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Is it counted as cheating if a married man sees a prostitute? Not if his wife is withholding sex or she is too disabled, like mine, to have sex without discomfort. I have the same dilemma and the sexual tension is driving me mad. A prostitute may just save my sanity. Sorry if some don't agree. But you have to walk in another person's shoes before you can judge them.
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Is "jogging" something not as good or even bad to do? I have read that it hurts the knees, ankles and other body parts, including promoting some kinds of arthritis. Shouldn't people "walk fast" instead of "jogging"? Depends how old you are. I jogged the London Marathon twice when I was 39yrs and 40yrs. But then stopped because the training was taking a toll on my knee and hip joints. If you think about it jogging for long distances is not natural. Do animals do it? +5
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Have you recently learned stuff about yourself that you never knew before? Yes. I'm old.
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Are women more persuasive than men? If it's to another man yes. But her methods have to be Weeeel. You know? +6
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Why wouldn't you name your son Jesus? Oh I don't know Joe! +62U
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Do you receive strange Christmas presents like toothbrushes, anti-wrinkle cream, deodorant, soap or socks? If I did I'd think someone was trying to tell me something.
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Type of wine that goes best with a grilled cheese sandwich? A full bodied red I would say Sir.
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Why don't Muslims and Christians get along? But they do! It's only the crass media that stirs things up and makes you feel differently.
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How many fingers am I holding up? Now that is rude. lol! Put it down +6
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True or False, You prefer brunettes instead of blondes? Brunettes. Blonds you never know, unless you can check to see whether they have matching collar and cuffs.
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How do i tell my girlfriend to shave downstairs? Ask her how you can stop getting pubic hairs in your teeth that you have a job to pull out.
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How do you know he/she is the one? Because it hurts.
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Do recipes in this day and time really need to say kill and pluck turkey first before baking ? (I cannot believe someone really could be that clueless.) You mean you have to kill the Turkey first before plucking it? And pluck it? I wondered why my meat always tasted of pillows. Thanks Icy. +6
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In a long term relationship what's more important...sex or companionship? TRUST! Unless things are going seriously wrong and both parties know it but one or neither will do anything about it. In which case companionship. Sex can be got elsewhere. Well they were warned were'nt they? +6
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Have you remembered to renew your playgirl/playboy/penthouse subscription yet? No! Internet Porn Rocks!
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Do you ever wish ab had a reminder feature you could program,"example" hey time to take meds with a little popup box ? i always forget how fast time flies on ab :P Tell me about it Icy. Meds? I wondered why I was so stirred up tonight. Citalopram time!
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How old does a person have to be to become senile? F*** Off Sir yhvhash... just knighted. You having a go at me? LMAO!
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Has anyone ever been converted by a Jehova's witness knockin on their door? Well. Have you got about 3hrs to spare my son?
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Are you full of "bull?" Never Cotton! What you see or read on my Profile in A/B is who I am. I also don't bullshit in posts. Maybe have a little fun. That's all! Nor in life in general.
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Are you the centre of attention? I don't like that. So no.
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What is your score on this test? Mine was 15 out of 25! you will have to cut and paste it..site would not except the info. http://www.oldjoeblack.0nyx.com/thinktst.htm Just 10 Cotton. But some of the questions related to US appliances. So that's my excuse. lol!
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Have you ever seen a question on AB that had no possible answer? Sorry. Can't answer that.
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Who do you envy most? Sandra Bullocks husband. I say no more.
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What is your wine of choice? My whine of choice is:- 'Do I have to see to those dishes?' Oh! wine of choice! Champagne of course. Must be Bollinger.
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If you could have plastic surgery right now and change anything about yourself, what would you change? I'd have a complete face lift. Better still, Removal.lol!
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Are you any good at pub quizzes? What's your favourite category to answer questions in? I don't do pubs anymore winkie. Never did do quizzes either. Sorry.
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If you wear glasses, have you ever considered the H.E.Bates method of retraining your eyes to achieve better eyesight without glasses? I've read his works. It seemed such a long long winded process. BUT! I do have a pair of 'Pin Hole' glasses. They work so well. Amazing!
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What is the oddest thing you have kissed? An 8lb Tench before putting it back in the lake.
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You come to a fork in the road...do you take it? No. I might jack-knife. Get it? Mmmmmmmm?
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What seemed magical to you as a child? Punch and Judy.
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Are you in touch with your wild side? Grrrrrrrrr!!
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Do you still have any toys from your childhood? I'm not answering that one! LOL! Guess! Remember, I'm a boy! ( And a man - sometimes)
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True or False, you own at least one pair of "granny panties" ? (no offense, but well, that is what we call them) I don't icy. But my wife does. She says they're more comfortable. ( Yeah! Right!) She does it to keep me away. lol! Aint that sad?
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When life gives you apples, what are you going to make? Depends whether they 'give me the pip.' ( UK term. Know it?)
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When you were a kid what did you want to when you (grow up)? Be a Policeman.
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Do men really believe Women get pregnant on purpose? I do. Women have enough knowledge about contraception - men’s and women’s - never to make a 'Mistake'
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Have you ever edited your question after it was answered to make the answers look ridiculous? What a good idea he said mischievously! Ha! Ha!
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Anyone here want to help me throw this computer out the door? Don't do it Cotton. It has much to live for.
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Do you have a tan line on yer body? Yes. Around the tops of my legs and waist. Looks like I'm wearing white shorts with a fuzzy sporran. Most strange!
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Why doesn't the Mona Lisa have eyebrows? I have it on good authority M, that they were missed out on purpose to help create your question in A/B. +6. See! It worked! lol!
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What do you think is in this bag? A dead squirrel?
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What is always something in your pocket? My keys.
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What are some very unusual names for children? Orpheus. Blackbird. These are names a woman in the UK has named two of her 14 kids. On the radio today.
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To me AB is for entertainment. What is AB to you? Pretty much the same Joe. Have I entertained you? lol!
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Does AB have a bad case of constipation today? lol Tell me about it. I'm straining like hell! lol!
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Is it wrong not to like your family? No yhvhash. Nobody asks to be born.
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In a sandwich: chips, roast potatoes, mashed potatoes or boiled potatoes? A 'chip buttee' please miss!
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If you were to write an autobiograhy, what would you call it? Many Paths
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Do you hibernate? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
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Sorry...didn't mean to ask this question. Thats OK de. And I agree with it. Good question. And my answer is ..........
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Is it a good idea if we all hibernate in the winter and wake in the spring? Great idea Joe. See yer next spring. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
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Should a man tell his s/o his deepest darkest secrets? No! One can be too open with ones S/O as indeed anyone. There must always be a little privacy/mystery in ones life.
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What is the best way to express anger? Use a punch bag.
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Is there a figure in history you especially identify with? Winston Churchill. He suffered the 'Black Dog' as I sometimes do.
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Is it wrong to kill germs? That's a very good question. Those people who are adamant that the taking of all life is wrong might like to ponder on this.
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Do you have an item of clothing that always makes you feel good when you wear it? My woollen hat. Like the ones the Trawler men ware. Does that make sense?
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Is it possible to fall in love with someone without meeting them in person? Is it?
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Are women in their early 20s attracted to men in their 30s? Why not?
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Do you hate your dad for his weaknesses? Does he love you for your strength?
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I walked away from the man I loved - ended a twenty-one year friendship - whats wrong with me? What's right with you?
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Our very friendly and fun Reptar has made it to Maestro, would you please help celebrate this accomplishment with him? WELL DONE Reptar from your mate in England!
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Who was the last person to sit upon your lap? My wife sits on my face but never my lap. Still! I'm happy. +6
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I am a white guy that really likes a big butt and big hips on a woman. Why has it been so hard to find a woman online that appreciates the fact I like those things? Women don't like to think they have a big butt and hips. Even if you tell them they are beautiful in your eyes it just won't compute. I met and married a girl with the attributes you and I like. What did my wife do after we married? She went to Weight Watchers and got rid of it all. You can't win with women my friend. Just keep looking in real life. (PS. They are magic sitting...
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How does a cow go? In the back of a van to market. Oh! No!
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Have you ever tried walking across hot coals in bare feet? No. But I would for you.
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Do you spell Christmas as Xmas sometimes? I Xver Xpell Xmas Xhat Xay
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Do you have AnswerBag days when nothing seems to be right? Only if there's nothing 'LEFT' BOOM! BOOM!
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Do you still send the old fashioned Christmas card to friends and relatives? Christmas? HUMBUG!!
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What event makes you stop and reflect quickly on your life? Pain! Cotton. Pain!
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What was your nickname in high school? Monk! I have no idea why. Perhaps it was because I liked to give the girls Confession behind the bike shed?
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Will Google eventually be owned by the Chinese? Yes M. And it's new name will be Googly Wo.
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Why is there such hatred within so many human beings? Hatred = Anger = Fear = Insecurity = Low Self Esteem. Modern Society is too threatening?
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What is God/What is Awareness? Be still and know that I am God. (Eastern Wisdom.)
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If you couldn't be you, who (or what!) would you be? I could only ever 'Be'
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Where is forgiveness in my own soul for me? Look at a child.
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Why wont everyone just do what I want them to? Free Will.
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You just got lost in your own thoughts. It was ________ ? (use as many words as needed) Thinking about the woman astride position.
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Is it time for your medication or mine? Mine. It's a little blue pill. Have you seen it?
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Shatzee just ask her little darling, where is your ________ ? go ahead and guess lol Shot gun?
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What do you have in excess? I'm not going there. But it makes the womens toes turn up!!
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What are you late for? Answering this. I was answering your other questions. Pheeeew! I'm in a sweat!
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What the hell are you doing here? Shit! I don't know. I must be late for something!
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Where the hell did you get that? I found it in Ici's box. ( Answer Box you naughty persons )
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What do you want, but are afraid to have? A 'Threesome'
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Who have you unleashed your beast on? My wife but she rejected it. 'Sniff'
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What the hell is that? Sorry Reptar. I'll do my zippa up!
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Have you seen santa's latest picture ? (laughs) It's Billy Connelly!
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How would you define (or explain, or demonstrate, or show, or describe) life? Being.
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Who inspires you by “walking their talk”? My 'Higher Self'
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What gaps do you notice between your “walk” and “talk” and what steps can you take towards “being the change”? What gaps do you notice between your “walk” and “talk” Answer:- Wisdom. What steps can you take towards “being the change”? Answer:- Introspection.
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If you could finish the sentence, "I'm at the age where ________, what would you say? "I'm at the age where I should know better."
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It's a popular question ("So, what is it you do?") that most people respond to with a job title. But how could you really answer it? "Breathe" - "Laugh"- "Seek for meaning" - "Love." I experience.
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For you, what is the easiest route toward happiness? Do you focus on the good to come? Do you express gratitude for the good in your life? Do you lower your expectations? Do you put things in perspective? Or do you have another path? I have another path:- Not Looking for the path. Let the path lead you.
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What was the question on your mind when you woke up today? Have you answered it? Should I meet her? No. Sadly it's an impossible situation.
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What's your guiding question? Something’s not right isn’t it?
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Ummmm....have you ever been left off the scoreboard for the week? Guess I must be in the penalty box or something..loll The Penalty Box is just another Urban Legend Cotton. F-O-R-E!
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45 years ago today, what were you doing? This post is only for young people! lol I'd just bought my first Lambretta LI 150 Scooter. Became a 'Mod.' A Clockwork Orange?
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Does anyone here know what a blind robin is? I know about a 'Round Robin' It means everybody takes a turn in a set order and keeps repeating till the game stops.
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Why isn't some international organization doing something about the pirates of the Indian ocean? The 'spin off' could upset the balance of politics in that region. Who's going to get the 'Friendly Fire?'
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Why is he flirting and talking to me so much when he has a girlfriend? He hasn't made a move but his flirting is getting a little more intense. Testing you out. Your move!!
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What weapon do you think can be used gracefully The side of you palms. Just let the weight of your arm take the movement. Never tense.
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How do I stop being awkward on the phone? Close you eyes and pretend the person is in the room with you.
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Could you use a nap? No! I'm raring to go!!!
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Are you a morning person or not? Night Bird. I wake up about midnight.
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Have you found a good reason? Can I borrow it? " This is not an excuse. This is a REASON!"
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What would you say when you're watching a show and the show ends, hanging you in suspense of what will happen next? I normally say. " Just got to see it next time."
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You are a food...what are you? A Smoothie.
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I hate no one...do you? I don't do hate.
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Is life an empty box...or a Pandora's box? Pandora's Box. Lovely girl.
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Why are you wearing my pants? Cause you left yer wallet in them. " My round everyone!"
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Did you know I actually started the fill in the blank questions? Did you know that filling in the blank questions is a recognised disease?
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What kind of stuff would you put in a cigar box? (other than cigars.) Playing Cards
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How would you describe your own style? Friendly.
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What/Who is the cream of your crop? Categories of the 'Cream of the Crop': Music. Marillion when Fish was the lead singer. People. My Grandson. Books. Author. Lee Child. Comedy. Billy Connelly Women. Sandra Bullock That's enough I reckon. + 64U
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What have you fooled yourself about? Too many things to list!!
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Who do you respect? Strange as it may seem. Prince Charles. And I'm not a Royalist. This guy follows his own path and doesn't care a stuff for those who don't agree.
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If your boss told you take next week off on full pay, how would you spend the time? Treat the family.
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Do you make your own Christmas cards? Never have winkie. Looks like I chased the evil Baron A/B away for a bit. +6
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Did you embrace the accent you were brought up with or have you tried to change it? I don't embrace it but I've never tried to change it. I tend to find that in company my vocabulary tends to change to those I'm with if they are from a different Country or part of the UK. Even my accent can change a little. Just love the ‘Geordie’ accent.
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Do you think your position in the family, relative to siblings if you have any, has had much of an influence on the kind of person you are? Yep. My sister, 10yrs older than me, was/is a greedy cow! I didn't like what I saw so I'm the opposite.
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True or False, you have charged a device in the past 24 hours? My device can't find anything to plug into!!
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Do you tend to live for today, or save for tomorrow? I live for today and hope I will still be living tomorrow. Well you never know do you Mrs? Want to help me spend some money before it's too late?
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What drives you into a frenzy? Your replies to my posts! lol!
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In the location of your choice, which would you choose: a rambling old ivy-clad stately home, a cosy oak-beamed cottage with roses round the door, a luxury penthouse suite in the city, a turreted castle on a hill, a yacht ,or a safari lodge? Methinks the Castle, Wench. Gazooks! Baron A/B has stopped the +6. Off with his head!
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What’s your feeling about quantum physics? This explains something of quantum in an easy way.
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Do you like paper work? You bet! Nothing worse than going to the bathroom and finding no paper after you've been. Awfull!
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Can you give me an example of too much information? The colour of the turd you just laid.
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Are you happy at this very moment? Why or why not? Fairly happy. Just waiting for some bastard to spoil it.
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Anybody seen my keys?? Where could they have gone? Look under the chair.
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What do you wish you invented? The light bulb
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He is 59, she is 16. They have a great sex life. But is it sick? No! Age is just a number. Has nothing to do with how people get happy.
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Have you ever had an orgasm while screwing in a light bulb? Yep. And my knob lit up like a beacon as well. Frightened the life out the cat! ( Mmmmmmm! I don't have a cat?)
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Was Noah's ark the most complete zoo ever? No! He missed out the 'Zilgar.' That's why no one has ever seen it since the Ark. Bloody careless if you ask me. Otherwise, the zoo/Ark would have been pefect.
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My one leg is shorter than the other. How about yours? Everyone has one leg slightly shorter than the other. Same applies to feet. That is why people who get lost in the 'Bush' or the 'Desert' always end up walking in a circle. Not a lot of people know that he said in his best Michael Caine accent,
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Do you ever walk the streets at night just for the peace and quiet? I used to when I had a few too many to drink.(Not drunk) Just loved the smell of the night air. And the peace of it all, like I was the only person in the world.
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Is having multiple partners a good way of finding what you want, or is it just confusing? What? All in the same bed!!
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Will the internet be open on Thanksgiving ? :P Don't be turkey! lol! x
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I sleep good when it is raining. Does the pitter patter of falling rain puts you to sleep? Absolutely old boy. Spiffing sound dont yer know.
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MEN-do you like a woman that plays hard to get...just a bit. OR one who comes out and tells you how she feels? I don't do teasing. If the bitch want's a fuck she just has to say so, or I move on. Where the *** did that come from?
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Are you happy with your smile? Sort of?
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Would I need to buy a saddle to ride my donkey when I buy him? No M. Just jump aboard and shout 'Geronimo!!'
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If you could tap your heels together three times and be instantly transported to anywhere in the world - where would you go? The summit of Mount Everest.
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Do you remember learning how to tie your shoes? Yes. Sylvia Westwood taught me at school when I was 6yrs. I was a late developer. lol!
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Fill in the blank: "God is ________________"? God is a figment of people’s imagination. No offence.
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What was the last time you were amazed? Seeing the Northern Lights in Scotland. Fort William.
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How offten do you clean the windows of your home? when they look dirty? Mmmmmmm! Not saying. lol!
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What was the last thing a doctor gave you stitches for? Stuck a screwdriver between my thumb and forefinger.
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What do YOU do to make a difference? Steal from vagrants?
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Are humans much like our cats? You have to watch this video! No Cotton. Cat's are like women. By your side but never with you. ( Old Chinese Saying.)
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What to you is sinful? Mixing Jack Daniels with coke!
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What to you is meaningful? Life. Because I'm here.
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What to you is meaningless? Life. Why are we here?
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Have you had sex with a person of another race? Sadly no. But I've always wanted to with an Oriental woman. I think it's the eyes that do it for me. Too late though. Young mind. Not bad physically. But got the wrong 'age tag' Doesn’t life suck at times. Forgot! I'm also married. LOL!
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What is the quietest day you ever spent on AB? Today is mine! Yesterday was for me. ( Thursday evening Brit time. 19th Nov.) I thought everyone had gone on holiday.
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Guess I asked the wrong questions today! Have you ever felt "kinda" leftout for a lack of a better word because no one answered your questions! I'm so hurt...crying as i leave here....thought people here loved old Cot..well, i just go to the golf course! Now what are you driving at Cotton. Just putt along to the 18th hole and have fun. Or is it the 19th? lol!
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Would you want to visit the International Space Station, knowing that any drinking water you consume was once someone's URINE? (I think I'd either decline the trip, or insist on drinking fruit juices, only.) Does that mean you could get 'pissed' on it then? Only asking!
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Do you think a Jewish amateur radio hobbyist would object to being called a "HAM," because such a term isn't exactly "Kosher?" Yeah! That could be taken as really offensive by such a guy. Bring home the bacon by suing the bastard! That's what I say.
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How long before you can forgive and forget? I've forgotten Joe. Sorry.
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Do you own that sartorial stalwart, a little black dress? Yes. I'm wearing it my avata. Nice Eh!
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Who thinks up all of these questions? WE DO! We are all very clever on A/B
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I'm 15 today but why do I still feel like a child? Does this happen to you too or is it just me? You're at an age when you’re caught in limbo. Seen too old to be treated as a true child. Too young to be accepted as an adult. A confusing time of one's life but it gets better I promise. Enjoy! HAPPY BIRTHDAY betony.
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Do you like someone to play with your hair. Yes. What little I have of it! Perhaps just brushing my scalp. LOL!
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What Wars has the USA fought that were NOT justified? Certainly the 'war' against the indigenous N. American Indian tribes. And attempted genocide. Even giving them blankets infected with small pox as a sign of alleged friendship. Contrary to popular opinion scalping was started by the ‘whites’ they got a bounty paid by the government for each one produced. Later the Indians just copied it.
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How does the Catholic Church decide what day to give to a saint when there are probably a thousand saints? Beats me M. Personally, I think the whole thing is a powerful, money making fairy tale organisation.
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Does the pope ever wear regular men's clothes? No.! Women’s underwear. Whoooops! That'll get me DR'r by someone. Bee Jesus!
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What drives Sarah Palin? A very tolerant chauffer?
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What words rhyme with "rich"? Snitch.
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Are atheists afraid of dying? I believe the fear of dying is in all of us. It's to do with our built in genetic survival mechanism. The good news is that if you believe in an after life, things will turn out fine. ( Unless one believes in hell and all that doom and gloom) But if you are Atheist then death will be just like being in a deep sleep. When did any one not enjoy a deep sleep upon waking. Of course in this...
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I'm looking forward to tomorrow because _____________ (fill in the blank) I'm looking forward to tomorrow because I can talk again with my wee winkie. ( It never comes across sounding good does it! lol)
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Does first love ever dies? Yes joe. I loved my dog very much.
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Would people say you have an accent?? What would they call it? London. But not Cockney. Or Posh. Sort of, normal?
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Where would you go to find peace in a busy city? Usually the park; if you can block out the traffic noise. I used to sit in Berkeley Square, London. Or Hyde Park. Just don't stare at people! LOL!
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How do you handle people that "never hear a word you say?" Pardon?
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Do you think one-night stands are liberating or a bad idea? it could be liberating if a marriage/partnership has gone state and both parties are just not communicating on the 'necessary' level. Problem is, if you are romantic and it goes well with the other person, it could cause more problems perhaps than it solves. At least for one of the parties. Maybe worth the risk in a 'safe environment' for the woman.
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Gentlemen/Ladies - do men in drag turn you on? No. Not if I know they are in drag. But I've been fooled by a few Thai 'Ladyboys' I've seen on the TV. As a hetro, imagine the shock of taking one of these home and finding out your mistake?
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Do you have "diarrhea of the mouth" on some days? Today, I've it...loll Oh Yes! There are times when I can 'Talk the hind leg off of a donkey!' lol!
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What was your first impression of your S/O I swear it was LOVE at first sight. Saw her enter the room at a party and thought 'I'm going to marry you.' We were; within the year. I was 23yrs and she was 21yrs. That was 40yrs ago.
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If you look up what do you see? THE SHIP! They're coming to take me home.
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Bowing doesn't bother me since I bowed a lot to my masters in martial arts. But is bowing the new fad for Americans now? WOW! A BackBall in Bowling. You don't need any weapons. Can't give points Joe. The A/B guys are on the ball as well! Hey! A pun!
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What have you run out of recently? Energy at the moment. Just donated a pint of blood. I'm knackered!
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What are some good reasons NOT to get a tattoo? Just visualise Amy Winehouse in 20yrs time! That's your answer. Yuck! Looks bad enough now!
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Ignore the title but Guys, Gals, do you agree with the lyrics? does it describe women? does it describe you or yours? Fel adnabyddais hon eisoes Moley? x
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Who would like a ride on my trusty steed Nicholas? Someone's got a dirty mind. I've received a DR. Perhaps THEY need to see an analyst. LOL! Your most Humble Servant Black Knight.
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What will be the name of your next pet that you get from the local shelter? Lucky.
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Where would I find a professional (working to prevent suicide) or a researcher in psychology or medicine (who is trying to understand suicide) - to enterview for my research paper? These guys are usually private practitioners. Busy/Expensive? Not interested? Have you approached any Universities ( Or the equivalent in the US.) They may have something going? Just a long shot.
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What snapped you back to reality? Why! A/B of course!
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Dream House Would You Rather: Separate Bathrooms or Walk-in Closets? Neither! I would like separate adjoining houses/Apartments with an internal connecting door and a bell. Visits could be made for: - Sex. Social chats. Problem Solving. Parties. I could then have a house keeper/cook who then knew her place! LOL! (I’ll get DR'd for this LOL!!) +5
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Are you stalking me? Would I ever? 'Look behind you!'
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Do you remember on old tv shows, a couple would get into an argument and the man would say...my mind is made up, end of discussion, and the woman would say ......okay. What would you do if your S/o said that to you during an argument? I'd look under the bed for the 'Other Man!'
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What stimulates your sense of adventure? Back Packing through China and Tibet.
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Is naming a newborn hard? Can be. If in doubt, just call them 'Sprog.' Works for all kids and young adults.
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Do you have rhythm? Tapping my foot now Sir.
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If you pulled my name out of the hat for Secret Santa, what would you buy me? What ever your heart desired.
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GUYS: If you had a wild, passionate date with a telephone operator and, while having sex, she decided to "reverse the charges," could YOU get pregnant, instead of her? Nah! But if she was also a Hooker I'd want the charges reversed.
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Do you cum to fast? No. Two reasons. I was circumcised. It was considered then to be more hygienic? This makes circumcised men less sensitive, so they last longer! Also. If a man concentrates on the woman's needs at first ,and much later on his own, the timing is perfect for both.
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I've noticed recently that many people responding to posts (Not mine) are not giving the questioner any points. Is there mistrust creeping into A/B? I've done it wrong again. Deeeer!!!
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I've noticed recently that many people responding to posts (Not mine) are not giving the questioner any points. Is there mistrust creeping into A/B? A/B is mucking me about. Back to the future!
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Older ABers...is sex getting so boring you no longer care about it? Shit no! Bring it on. Women are so liberated these days, if I ran out of ideas I'm sure they wouldn't. (Some hope for an old coffin dodger like me. lol!)
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What is the nastiest thing you have ever tasted? Tripe! Aaaaaaaaaaah!! I feel sick again.
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Were the creators of spongebob stoned? I hope so. It's brilliant!
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Name something you might want to put cool-whip on. Nar! I'm not saying. I've been getting out of hand tonight.
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What would you never put garlic on? Onions? lol!
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Which is better? Make up sex or revenge sex. Just any sex will do!
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What's a good name for a snake? Wriggler.
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Do men have a preference in women's underwear? e.g. large frilly bloomers or tiny little skimpy thongs? Thongs are 'chavvy' Big bloomer a No! No! Small white panties that can be taken off with one's teeth. ( Memories!!!)
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Some of my friends have been gone for awhile. Is the time coming for a sabbatical? I used to have a sabbatical but the wheels fell off!
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Do women have a preference in men's underwear? boxers vs tighty-whities? Just for winkie.
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Why be so stupid 2 have a baby Because they taste nice with pumpkin and relish.
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What exactly is a "redneck" and what is the origin of the term? I'm not going there and create problems by saying a dumb working class hick who works in the fields and has 2 brain cells. Oh no! You're not catching me out like that yhvhash
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When you hear the word "mace" do you first think? A load of bushes like in 'The Shining' ?
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What shouldn't you do with your ex? Grab her arse and say " Any chance of a 'quicky for old times sake? "
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Have you ever been dead, and then been resuscitated? What was it like? I knew a guy who 'Died' drowning. He was obviously rescued. He said as the Rip Tide dragged him under and he couldn't hold his breath any longer, as he breathed in the water he felt a sense of complete peace and calm before passing out. His life did not flash before him.
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We invented language to satisfy our deep need to __________________. (use how ever many words you wish) We invented language to satisfy our deep need to insult people and say things such as Thou churlish rump-fed bladder!
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How do you remove butter from fabric that cannot be dry cleaned or washed? Rubbing bicarbonate of soda into fur and leaving for about an hour is very good for removing grease.( I used to be in the Fur Trade) This might just work for you.
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Our incredibly helpful and wise friend Galeanda is now an "Illuminati" on AB. Would you like to join me in congratulating her? Definitely deserved, well done! I'll be dead - I think?
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Can you put glass over paintings done in pastels? I've got glass over my water colours. Been like that since I painted them, and they seem OK.
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Why did you unfriend an AB member? Or did they unfriended you first? Now would a nice guy like me do a thing like that Joe? +5 just to remind yer! lol!
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How do you stop yer children from misbehaving in public? Put on my Freddie Kruger mask and wave the knives at them in McDonalds.
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Do you shop for clothes in other family members' closets, and what have you found? I LOVE the skirt I'm wearing today. My sister let me liberate it from her closet. Yes. Found a nice little black number. I'm wearing it in my avata.
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Do you clean behind yer ears when you shower? Always. And inside them.
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Do women have a preference in men's underwear? boxers vs tighty-whities? I'm not a woman but from a man's view point in reverse. Very small white panties.
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What would you like to hug? My Scottish Maiden winkie.
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Named after psychoanalyst SIGMUND FREUD,what exactly is "a Freudian slip"? Freud said that certain slips of the tongue could reveal that the person speaking had a 'Hidden Agenda’ like someone might mean to say when referring to woman teachers felt tip pens. “I like your felt tips." BUT! It might come out as “I like your felt tits." A Freudian Slip! So what was the person's mind really on?
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As Nature is imperfect. Shouldn’t all crops be genetically produced. Discuss. Wrong box. Der!!
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Backdoor Beauty? A Nice beautiful person inside, but not physically attractive in a beautiful way outside ?
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How often do you wear jeans? I'm always in jeans winkie. I'm a jeans and tee- shirt guy 12 months a year.
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Which toenail is the hardest to trim? The big toe(s). Cotton. They are like made of stone!!
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Have you ever given something to a total stranger? Yes. In the pub a guy from New Zealand ( Back - Packing the UK) just happened to say he liked my baseball cap with the UK Bungee Club tag on it. We spoke a bit about Bungee Jumping. He was such a nice guy I gave it to him. Bought myself another later.
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You're eating some delicious alphabet soup. You look down into your bowl and see a message spelled out. What is the message? This food has been poisoned. Enjoy!
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What does the insultitive word "Tool" mean and where did it recieve it's alternative meaning? as in "get over here Bob, you tool!"....... A 'Tool' is UK slang for a penis. So when a guy is called a tool he is being called a 'Dick Head' Do you know what a 'Dick Head' is? lol!
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What is something that bounces? Cheques. For those that still use them? 'Bouncing or Kiting a cheque? ' UK slang for writing a cheque that will not be honoured.
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Have you ever found a wallet or a purse? Any money in it and did you keep it or return it? Yes. I found a wallet in the street whilst visiting the theatre. I Gave it to an On-Duty cop who seemed put out I had given it to him. He said I should take it myself to the Police Station until I produced my warrant card and told him to do his duty correctly. I warmed my hands on his red face. LOL! I heard no more about the matter? +5
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How do I turn water into wine? J-E-S-U-S!! I don't know.
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What are some good msn short codes like lol or lmao, and what do they mean? http://www.innocentenglish.com/news/texting-abbreviations-collection-texting-slang.html
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What is the most dangerous air polluting substance? Vehicle Exhaust fumes. Because of the amount constantly in the atmosphere and breathed in by us. Shall we tell all Governments to ban cars to cut it back?
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Never underestimate the power of ________. Never underestimate the power of a hard on.
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How long do demonic pregnancies last? All of mine were very short, all about 2 weeks long. Belzebub's babies take about 18 months. The child will exit feet first. The midwife has to put her hand into the mother to protect her from the two very sharp horns on its head. Don't fret if the baby comes out black and shiny. This colour will change to pink after 24hrs. Hope this helps.
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What comes in a jug? Titty milk?
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Which hand is supposed to itch when money is coming in? Spiritually speaking the right is for giving. The left for taking. Maybe the left?
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Why can't we all just attempt to get along and be kinder to each other? Because THEY wont?
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When you die and you have money left in your bank account and no relatives what happens to it? In the UK it goes to the Government. What doesn't?
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Why is it possible to suck all the juice out of an icy pole, just leaving the icy water? Only the cheap one's. Good quality - No.
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How do i get on a game show? Act like a complete bozo?
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Nothing is sexier than___________. Nothing is sexier than Mom's apple pie?? I don't believe I said that. " Nurse! Nurse!! Where's my meds?"
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Is there something in you refrigerator you cannot identify? I think it's someones head!!
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Do you have a buddy? Yeah! The guy that lives in my head!!!
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What is the best topping to have on pancakes? Maple Syrup.
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How many kinds of friends are there? Just one; Friends. The rest are acquaintances.
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What would walk a mile for? A good English pub.
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Courage is walking naked through_____________? Courage is walking naked through corn stuble in the nude. 'Ouch!!'
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How can i make myself not hurt any more? Stop banging your head on the wall?
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Can you think of something that sounds ridiculous but funny? Example: She is not the sharpest bean in the can. Not sure how to answer. Example: She is not the sharpest ( bean in the can?) knife in the draw. Here goes:- Another 'mixture' Too many cooks are worth two in the bush.
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What is the worst thing you've ever done while being naked? After a nights drinking on a clear hot summer's night. Got naked about 2am. Went into the middle of a corn field, lay on my back and talked to the stars. Glorious madness! Worse! It would have been if I'd been seen!
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Have you ever worn a 'Kiss me quick' hat and, if so, did it have the desired effect? Oh NO! I wouldn't be seen dead in one. They are sooooo Common don't yer know!
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What are windpants? They're for an apprentice incontinent. +5
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Why were you out digging a hole in your backyard at 2am this morning? The toilet's blocked!
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Don't the glitches on this site make you crazy? All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work...
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I have seen a lot of women recently with "stars" for tatoos. around their waists, stomaches and neck. Some are solid, some outlines. What is the significance if any? They just like looking like tramps. Imagine them when they a fat and 40. lol!
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Should people have a right to commit suicide? Dead right they do.
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So guys: what do you have against "pancake nips"? Most guys say they have no preference for areola size. I work on the premise that anything I can't get into my mouth is wasted. So smaller the better.
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Would you rather fly over where you live in a hot air balloon or a helicopter? Hot Air. Because some say I'm full of it! A/B says I can't give you any more points this week. Have I given the game away Madam?
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Describe your all time favourite pair of shoes... Boat Shoes. No socks.
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What's your favourite real ale for a cold winter's night? Sorry winkie. My poison is Lager. But I do like a good pint of 'Old Roger' ale at the Royal Standard Beaconsfield. Havn't been there for years.
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Do you stay on AB until someone makes you laugh? I do. Oh yes M. I love a good laugh, even if it's a bit raunchy or down right insulting. LOL!
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A bowl of chilli, soup or stew, which is nice on the tummy on a rainy day? Chilli. Good and hot!!
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What excites you most? Women. I love everything about them.
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Do you love yourself? What makes you love yourself? I don't love myself. Like all people, my humanity was flawed from birth.
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Is 17 a good age to start to try to get pregnant? If you live in the UK? Only if you can afford to bring it up without poncing off the Welfare State.
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What is the end? The circle can't answer that either.
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Have you ever walked into a glass door that you thought was open? Ah! I can see right through that question
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Would it help clean up AB a little if we could flag rhetorical or inflammatory questions? No. Sometimes it's the rhetorical and the inflammatory questions that provide the most entertaining insight into how different people think. Also, with so much PC about these days supressing folks natural feelings, it gives some people a chance to vent in a safe environment.
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If you could remove any one negative quality from this world entirely, which one would you remove ? ........and why? Hunger.
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Why does my family pretend to love me? Is it for the free Labour? How could they expect me to love them after they ruined my existence? Have they said recently that they expect you to love them?
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If you're in a small minority do you feel under pressure to conform, or more determined to defend your beliefs? I never conform if I believe I'm right. The more they try to pressure me, the more I dig my heels in.
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Have you ever visited somewhere that you would like to put on a new list of Seven Wonders of the World'? If so, where was it? Sandra Bullock. Can be found in the film 'Crash' ( Never been there though.) +5
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Here is my debit card...go buy yourself something. What are you going to buy? The most expensive Hostess in town. Is that OK? +5
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Is there a politically correct way to compliment a woman on her boobs? Yes. Madam may I compliment you on your choice of pointy tops.
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She's uglier than a _________________. She's uglier than a girl living in the ugly tree who fell, hitting all the branches on the way down.
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Is your city famous for something? Immigrants who live off the State.
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She's uglier than a _________________. She's uglier than a the ugliest girl in the ugly tree who hit all the branches falling down.
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What was it you did when you did what you had to do? When as a cop I had to smack a huge drunken gypsy over the head to defend myself. He just shook his head and kept coming. I had to do what I had to do and stand my ground - not run! (Actually went for the collar bone and missed) That was about 34yrs ago.
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When was the last time you had "itchy feet"? Did you end up going anywhere? This is a spooky question because it happened to me two nights ago. I never get this problem but suddenly I had an itch on the soul of my foot. It seemed like the itch was inside the foot so scratching didn't help. Sent me crazy for about 10mins. +5
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What would your life be like if you were colorblind (or, if you are colorblind, what do you think your life would be like if you weren't)? Not much different from now. I've known colour blind students and I didn't even sus it out till they told me. One said that red looked brown to them! +5
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Over the past days, where have you felt at peace? Practicing Zhan Zhuang in my garden. +5
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What's the most healing place you can think of? A Celtic Spiritual Grove. Great for meditation.
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Poetry? Painting? Music? Writing? Theater? What form of art do you most respond to? Painting. When I'm at the National Gallery in London UK I can be sucked into a painting and actually be there. Claude Monet. +5
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Who is bored out of their mind right now? Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwnnnnnnnnnn!! +5
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What do you wish community meant? A place where everyone spoke English. There was no religion. No politicians. And everyone helped each other out no matter what time of the day or night. +5
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What do you find yourself doing naturally, without a second thought? Don't be rude young sprog! lol! +5
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How quick are you to go to the emergency room? Don't +5 know. I've always been driven there by ambulance.
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What's the worst infection that you've ever had? Pneumonia when I was about 11yrs. A nasty pain in the side of the chest along with hallucinations.
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How old were you when you got your first tv? I was about 7yrs old. It was in about 1952. The TV was a huge wooden box with a screen about 9inchs. +5
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Have you ever built or carved anything out of wood, if so what was it? I carved a tree out of wood once. But then I saw a wood full of them. It's put me right off carving ever since. +5
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If I can find your lost virginity, would you want it back? No Joe. I aint no Monk! +5
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Which of the Ferraro Rocher chocolate truffles do you like? Ferraro Rocher! My favourate. I still think the originals are the best. +5
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When I lost one of my relatives recently and people were coming over to give their condolences, this one guy came over and kissed me and told me he had been wanting to do that since high school. I was offended. Would you have been? Call me old fashioned but as a man, if a woman did that to me I would be quite flattered. +5
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Apparently I've got a viral infection of my rib cartilage. Have you ever heard of/had such a thing? Never heard of this winkie. Have a look at this site. http://www.healthboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=187385&page=2
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True or False: I am the first person to wish you advance happy New Year. You sure are Rohit. And a Happy Easter to you Sir.+5
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Little_________? Little Rascal!
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Does anyone think all the hype about secondhand smoke is a bunch of hooey? Yes I do. I reckon it's a smoke screen (Pardon the pun) for all the vehicle exhaust fumes that are really killing people off. No Political party is going to say don't drive your car you're murdering people. Any way, the so called 'Experts' are now saying in the UK that the current recommended daily calorie intake has been wrong for 18yrs. So we can now eat another...
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If you could have 2 superpowers what would you have? X Ray eyes. And a safety force shield surrounding me.+5
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WHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE No where! They were all in prison for Mugging, Prostitution, and Drug offences. (That should get me a pretty red -) lol! However +54U.
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Have you ever seen a crazy person? Yes. In the mirror when I don't take my Meds!! Aaaarrrh! +5
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Are you happy with your body? Pretty much. Could do with a flatter stomach.
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How often do you floss your teeth (in practice, rather than in theory)? I'm not telling you that! How often do YOU pick your nose in practice, rather not in theory? See what I mean? lol! +5
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If I could grant you competence in a new skill overnight, what would you choose to wake up being able to do tomorrow? Speak Gaelic.
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What's the nicest thing for you about Sundays? I don't have to go to Church. +5
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What is something you have trouble wrapping your mind around? My own brain! +5
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With Xmas coming next month, has anyone ever noticed that if you rearrange the letters in the word "SANTA," that they spell "SATAN?" Should we be concerned? What'll we tell the kids about that, should they ask? I'm scared! I thought this was common knowledge! So it's no good Santa hiding his red pointed tail under his red coat because I saw it as a child. Don't yer just love the No.666? So cute! +5
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Do you remember being 13?? What were your priorities back then, compared to now? To get to grips with the knowledge I had only just acquired about how babies came about. Yuck! Disgusting I thought. My priority was to kiss the girls only. lol! (This was in 1958) +5
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The late comedian Henny Youngman (1906-98) noted that one of his favorite gags to pull on friends or associates, was to send a telegram that reads, "PLEASE IGNORE PREVIOUS TELEGRAM." Isn't that a fantastic stunt to pull on someone? it's so subtle! Now that's my humour! Just love it! +5
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How bad is your temper? DONT!! EVER!!! ASK ME THAT QUESTION AGAIN!!!!! RIGHT????
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Are you worried that you won't have enough money for christmas? Nah! I'm loaded! +5
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Do you ever eat chocolate for breakfast? God, NO! Do you? +5
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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was already being plucked for the pot. +5
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Dang...I can,t believe I let my ________at home. Dang...I can't believe I let my In-Laws live at home. +5
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"And whatever happened to love your brother, love your sister, one another, in the darkest hour?" The UK Government takes advantage of young men’s thoughts that fighting in the Armed Forces is exiting. Then, when the young guys come home to the UK without arms or legs, they are abandoned by the same morally corrupt UK Government that took advantage of them in the first place. ( I can’t speak for the US Government) +5
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Do you keep your house locked at all times? No! I wait by the open back door hoping for someone to give me chance to try out my new Glock 17. No luck to date! +5
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Lost my job, economy bad. Why do I need to celebrate Thanksgiving Day this year? Because of your 401(k), savings and investments? With that security, your previous Thanksgivings have already been rewarded by the 'Thanksgiving God On High.' Let someone else have a turn now. +5
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The red downrates goes well with my green uprates. Does your feedback page looks as Christmasy as mine? Not yet Joe. But here's +5 to help combat the actions of the 'Silly People.'
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What is your favorite online game(s) to play? I don't do on line games. Are there that are good for a slow witted man like me who needs time to think? lol! +5
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The Christmas adverts for Coca-Cola have the tag line 'Coca-Cola - open happiness'. Does Coca-Cola make you happy? Alas Fair Maiden tis much beer for my goodself. The alien Coke maketh me pee much into my armour. +5
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Do you always wear the same perfume/cologne? Indeed Good Lady. Tiss the fashion methinks for my Knightly self to spray the welcome Armani for all time. +5
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In what direction is realisation? Past rationalisation, round thought and through into imagination. +5
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Do you feel like ___________ with me? Do you feel like having a few, or not so few, beers with me? +5
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What is something you would rather not chew on? A gorilla’s tit? +5
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Does prison actually "rehabilitate" anyone? No it doesn't. These guys know exactly what they did was wrong. And they will do it again given the chance. They took a gamble and came unstuck. Rehabilitation is a P.C. cop-out word because the State can’t tell the truth and admit these scum bags need some rough justice like their victims. +5
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Are dumb people happier than the rest? Eeeeemm!! I, Eeeeeem! I fink so. +5
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What is something you might chew on? A slug? +5
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My Mother said...don't you ever____________. My Mother said...don't you ever fuck a Bull Frog! +6
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What is your favorite creation myth? The Australian Aboriginal 'Dream Time' +6
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How much of a sun tan is too much? When you look like an old leather suitcase. ( Mostly old people who have nothing better to do.) +6
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What activity requires restraint? Making love to a 90yr old? +6
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What are the characteristics of an athlete who is talented in several sports? Schizophrenia ? +6
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What is love? It slips in and out your fingers like Quick Silver. +5
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Have you ever typed a full answer or question and then changed your mind and erased it? Or maybe a comment? Yes Joe. But if it's been submitted you're left with an empty box which has to have something put in it????? +5
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What is your opinion on family? Please say something profound, original, and pensive. :) All I'll say is. Thank god you can choose your friends. ( Only kidding) +5
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What month are pecans picked in Texas? That's not a fair question M. I live in the UK! +5 in any case because I like you. lol!
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Do fish have genitals? Yes. But Cod help you if you look in the wrong Plaice. Could make you Eel. +5
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What is the most daring thing you have ever done? 400ft Bubgee jump off 'The Bridge' in Grenoble. France. Burst a blood vessel in my calf but what an adrenalin rush!!! +5
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Do you believe in the after life? Not in a religious way but what do you think happens when we die..and tell me why you think this. There is a lot of compelling evidence as to the existence of an After Life. But be careful of Fraudulent or Deluded Mediums. They represent, I'm afraid, the majority. On one occasion I went to a Spiritualists Church because my daughter wanted to go. The Medium said she had a message for ME! She said that an old woman with a stoop, breathing problems, and a pain in her chest says she likes...
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What would you fix about yourself to make you "perfect"? I couldn’t. Only a woman can do that. As long as you obey her every command! lol! +5
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Is porn a big deal for guys? I found my bf of 2 years lookin at some, is it normal for guys 2 look at porn? How mad should i be? Yes. It's very normal for men of all ages to be attracted to porn of various types. The problem men have is that their hormones are different to women. Most women may have problems with their hormones once a month. Men have problems with theirs 24/7 re- sexual feelings. Now you know why the 'Honey Trap' works so well with men. Also why so many 'Hookers' exist in...
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Do *you* meet the expectations of the one you love? I doubt it. Nor she mine. The problem with 'Love' in the early days is that we have a 'vision' of this person we want to spend the rest of our life with. Having supposedly met that person we then 'Project' this fantasy onto that person. As soon as they fail to live up to our expectations we feel just a little aggrieved - until maturity sets in. For some, maturity...
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What is the difference between an engagement ring and a wedding ring?? They say you can tell by looking but I can't!!! They're all just rings. They look exactly the same. In the UK an Engagement Ring will always have a stone(s) in it. Usually a diamond(s). When married, the woman wears a Wedding Ring, which is a simple band of gold.
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"This question has been rejected.nonsense". How annoying is this? AB is full of nonsense. What was wrong with my question? I've seen so many nonsense questions on A/B it's impossible to avoid them! Like 'What did you have for dinner' Der!!! And they get + 20 zillion points. Your question was too intelligent I suspect! +5
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Im off to bath my lizard. What are you about to do? Wash my slug. ( Lucky Lizard)+5
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Have you ever seen someone who was so beautiful or handsome, you couldn't help but stare? Yes. A young Thai woman serving at a Food Hall. Her beauty just captivated me.
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Have you ever seen someone who was so beautiful or handsome, you couldn't help but stare? Yes. A young Thai women serving in a food hall. I was just captivated by her beauty.
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Have you been hugged today? No. My wife doesn't like hugging! Weired Eh? +5
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Would you expose your child to chicken pox purposely to get it over with? That's what happened to me as a kid. All the Mothers did this for their kids. As such I had Chicken Pox. Whooping Cough, Measles, and German Measles. No jabs needed in those days ( 1950's) +5
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What dream have you never forgotten? As a little kid I had a repeat dream of walking down the street and seeing my mum walking towards me. I never knew if it was the nice mum or the evil mum. I never found out until I got close. If it was the evil one she would chase me down the road like she was going to kill me. If it turned out to be the nice one I used to be so relieved. I've never forgotten this dream. Weired Eh? +5
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Are you a member of "Second Life", an online 3D society in which you can participate as if you really lived there? No M. I've heard of them but never got round to checking them out. I quite like the idea of that. Hope someone else gives you some more info +5
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What's your lucky number? Is there a reason why you like it more? Don't have one. If I did, every time I used it I would come out on top. +5
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What did you forget to collect when you went past GO? My Condom! +5
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What is the 'Al' in Al Capone short for? Alice? Oh no! I'm a dead man walking. lol! +5
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Who has been Married or with there partner for 10 years or more . 40yrs. A whirlwind of emotions! Love her to bits. +5
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LA, LA, LA, LAAAAAAA, can you hear me singing? I'm practicing. Thank goodness you told me. I thought next door was strangling their cat! lol! +5
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Can you make a word out of these eight letters: NNEIRLAG? Can't be bothered Lonely. Sorry. I'll give you a +5 on trust that you'll give me the answer.
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How many different shampoos and conditioners do you have in your bathroom? As many shampoos and conditioners as the number of Cruises I've been on and Hotels I've stayed at!! You know you all do this as well!
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Whose autobiography have you particularly enjoyed reading and why? Andy McNab. ( Of Bravo Two Zero fame.) His book. 'Immediate Action.' Interesting life. +5
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How do you tell yer guests that it is now time to get the f*** out? Open an apparently neglected letter in front of them. Show complete shock on your face. Start scratching and then say:- " My God the results say I have got flees in the place. They are coming to fumigate in the morning!"
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Five teens set a friend on fire. What is this world coming to? Indeed! And so bad for the Ozone layer. +5
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What's the plural form of "octopus"? A real tangle of legs this time so swim for your life type word? +5
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I wrote a letter of recommendation for my personal trainer and attached my photo to it...see link. You think it will help her get a new job when she leaves? http://www.welaf.com/vc_gallery/ugly%20girls/Fat%20Superwoman.jpg She will sail through any interview. No problem matey! +5
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What is something that you would eat in one bite? Hairy Pie? +5
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Does having a lisp adversly affect your ability to give oral sex? Yeth it doth. +6. Bloody +6 has come up +5???????
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John Muhammad, the Beltway Sniper, was executed. Thoughts? 'Good riddance to bad rubbish.' Best place for him. And I don't normally support capital punishment. +5 Joe.
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Will you eat a "healthy" last meal? No Joe. Bring on the BIG Macs. +5
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What are some ways to decrease depression without any medication? if it's Clinical Pepression you WILL need drugs. If not, read the other posts. +5
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Have an aunt that has been smoking since her teenage years. She is 90 years old and still smokes two packs a day. How do you explain that? Cancer is a genetic pre-disposition contained in some peoples genes. If so, they will eventually get cancer anyway. But smoking just MIGHT bring it on earlier. +5
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Do you try and see the good in everyone, or do you view it as a waste of energy? I always give anyone the benefit of any doubt when I first meet them. So yes. I look for the good which is not a waste of energy. But if they then betray me. God help them!
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Does cigarette smoke destroy Plasma? Hell No! all the pubs in the UK had Plasma and these pubs were full of cigarette smoke before the kill-joy Politicians banned smoking in all the rooms in these pubs.Now they are all closing down through lack of trade. A Beer and a 'fag' is the true British way of life. But don't go for Plasma!! Go LCD. Better picture. More reliable. And less costly to run. +54U Sprog.
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Can you name something that will never change? Pricks posting on A/B
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Do you talk to inanimate objects? Yes. Major Tom!
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Do your feet hurt right now? Fucking right they do!!
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Is "Doggy-style" a form of Kung Fu? Yes. You shout Whooooooof! as you strike with your 'Monk Spade'
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I'd really love to___________ I'd really love to be young, handsome and rich.
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You may love your S/O but do you Like him/her. I love her but I don't like her enough to say she is my best friend. She misses lots of my needs. (Not want's) It's quite sad at times.
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Would you eat certain food(s) under certain circumstances? Yes. I would eat a slug if I fancied something smooth and chewy.
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If your feet hurt, why do people say my dogs are barking? They don't. Do they? +5
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Are you a dork? No. I'm a complete Pratt!
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Do you know the truth when you hear it? Mostly.
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What do you have trouble differentiating between? West Highland White Terriers.
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Does pulling a hair out of your nose make you sneeze? 'Ahhhh Tishoooooo' Yes it does!
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Ever get the feeling you have a posi-troll? Does it make you feel mostly great, or unbearably curious, or like your stuff doesn't really deserve all the positive points? I'm kind of feeling all three evenly this week so I really want to know! I should be so lucky! I have to work like an ancient Knight to earn my few points.
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Are you going to hug a veteran today. My wife is. I can't hug myself?
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Someone walks in your bedroom (not your S/O) while you are naked. Is it your problem or theirs? Depends what she looks like and whether she fancies hugging a veteran.
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Can you name something shiny? My trusty sword!
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Can you name something you never want to smell? Athlete’s foot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuck!!
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What was the last thing that cleaned? My ears. Not a pretty site.
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Do you ever tickle your dog's feet when he/she sleeps? That is soooo cruel! lol! lol! lol!
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Do you have the patience to go dress shopping with me? Oh god no mellow_girl! You'll only wear a coat of indifference. +54U
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This Friday the 13th will mark my second anniversary as a user on AB. Will this be my lucky day or will it be an unlucky one? Lucky? Said Mr. Troll? But I'll protect you with my lance Dear Boy.
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Being that today is Veteran's Day, is it all quiet on your home front or is it as turbulent as usual where you are? It was quiet in Harrow, England. I think people were nervous about the two minute silence at 11am. I was in Sainsbury at that time when the whole store went quiet and still at 11am. Quite moving.
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What was that article of clothing that you decided to throw into the garbage? My little black dress. NO! NO! I meant my string vest,
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How did that pasta get all entangled in your hair? Someone told me it was good for dandruff.
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Can you give me a few good tips to follow in case I want to take up cyber dating? First, buy a box of man size tissues. When you are sure she is the one for you, meet her and then run back to your man sized tissues. Think about it sm00z. +5 as always.
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Do you find lately that you are getting too many of your answers unrated with lame comments under them? Yes mate I have. The latest theory is that the moon effects how the tides operate. +0.
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Don't ever underestimate your enemies no matter how weak they are. True or false/ your comment? True. I once witnessed a street fight between two men. One was very short and wiry in stature looking quite weak. The other, a very large muscle bound man over 6ft tall. The little guy ran circles round the big guy and knocked him out! +5
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Food or sweets? Sweets every time. Eating a Snickers bar now! +5
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Would you give up everything you have for revenge? I might give up everything ( jail ?) in order to revenge any rape of my wife or daughter.+5
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What is 2 secret to being "sexy"? Lots of Money. & Eeemmm! Lots of Money? +5
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What never fails to put you in a good mood? Beer! Lots of Beer! +5
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Is it wrong to challenge other peoples religious believes. In principle. No. In practice.Yes. However, there is an old saying that goes like this. 'Never seek to destroy another person's beliefs unless you have something better to replace it with.'
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Do you clean out your bellybutton in the shower? Naaah! I pick out the fluff whilst watching TV.
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What's your newest addiction? A/B.!!! +5
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What's the most exciting thing that's likely to happen to you tomorrow? Go shopping with my wife. Sit outside M&S watching the pretty women go by.
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Vinnie Jones on I'm a celeb, what is he thinking of? Can't stand the over - rated thug! What are they thinking letting him on in the first place?
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What is oily? 'Squalene.' It is a natural organic compound originally obtained for commercial purposes primarily from shark liver oil. There is only one other place this oil ( grease?) can be found on any living being. It's the oil that you find down the sides of your nose near your cheek. Usually most noticeable when you first wake up in the morning. This is TRUE and not a 'wind-up.'
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What is it that sets YOU apart from other girls? Erm! I'm a man?
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What object, when thrown at you, will make you laugh? A hot dog! LOL! LOL!
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My job requires me to know far more than I want to about computing technology. Is it acceptable to expect everyone to be very computer savvy now? Yes it seems like it. What ever we think, the damn things are'nt going away.
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Do you do negative things when under pressure: what like? I keep saying " Fuck OFF!!" under my breath Billy Connelly style! LOL!
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When I say "100", what do you think of? A birthday I don't want to see!
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Who do you most often think of? My lovely wife Anne.
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On November 10, 1775, the United States Marine Corps was born. Who will join me in wishing all US Marines a happy birthday today? Happy Birthday Guys! From a supporter from ENGLAND. The UK.
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If you could elect any celebrity to be President of the United States (regardless of nationality), who would it be? Why? Jack Nicholson. A real no nonsense guy who would put the scum bags in their place. And promote women! I'll say no more on that last point! lol!
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If you had the choice would you reincarnate here on Earth? No way!!! This Earth Plane is a vile and unjust environment.
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Why can't we talk about what I want to talk about? We can M. I will at least. Ask away my friend.
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Any body still grieving for a loved one that passed away years ago? Not so much grieving but thinking a lot about them throughout my life. Thus there is no such thing as 'Closure' That glib term the psychiatrists and Counsellor are always using to fool everyone that they have done a perfect job.
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What is truth? And can we know what ultimate truth is? That which you feel in your heart.
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If you could be a rock or a flower, which would you be? I would be a tiny daisy that fitted snugly between those breasts.lol!
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Isnt God an artist to make each one of us unique? In which way are you unique? In which way am I unique? I suppose I'm not. I just don't believe god exists. At least not as the World Religions preach. But there is someone who is unique in 'gods' eyes. They were born with no eyes. Partial paralysis and restricted intellect. Halleluiah!
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Do Muslims remove their shoes when they enter a Mosque? Yes. And visitors are required to do so as well. This also applies in their houses
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What's the name of a song that you never want to hear again? The 'Birdie Song'
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Have christians corrupted the bible? Yes. It started when the early Christian Church, as we know it, formulated a 'Dogmatic Power Based ' religion. Prior to this the early Christians were Gnostics who believed that the teachings of Christ were to be understood by each person according to their 'individual' Spiritual Evolvement. Thus, Parables. HOWEVER! There have been many myths involving a god/man who was...
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Are all sins equal to god? As there seems to be so many 'Gods' Christian. Muslim. Hindi. Jewish - and so on and so on. I don’t believe in any of these Gods. All manmade inventions!! So my answer is of course NO. Because a sin is a subjective term that means many things to many people. I just get guided by my feelings as to what is right or wrong - FOR ME!
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Please give me one word to describe your Soul? Rubber. ( Like the Beatles)
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Is there something unusual about this years approach to Christmas & can you say what it is? I know what you mean! There's 'Something Looming' in the atmosphere. Hope we don't suffer another massive terrorist bomb outrage. +5
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Is the healthy eating rule: 5 fruits & 5 vegetables a day or 3 fruits & 2 veg' a day or 2 fruits & 3 veg' a day or what? I agree. The way this advice is worded by Governments it can be taken a number of ways. Typical desk-jockies! The advice means:- Eat five portions of fruit/vet a day. It doesn't matter if it's all fruit. All veg. Or a combination of both. +5
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Are you a careful driver? Naturally. It's everyone else who isn't!!
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What have you learned from watching Sesame Street? That Sesame Seeds are over-rated!!
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How good are you in bed? What was your best performance and with who? Very considerate to the needs of the lady. Always have been. Best performance when I was 32yrs. Three times in one morning.
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What is something unusual you can do? Dowsing. Mostly for 'Earth Energy Lines'
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Have you ever fall in love with your teacher, girls? question is only to girls as in case of boys it is very common. Oh yes! But I don't tell tales out of school. LOL! +5
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I'm married to the Devil's son. We have 5 demon children with 1 on the way, and I really want the little devil out of me, now! Any advice? Eat loads and loads of garlic. Raw is better. If that doesn't scare the little devil out of you it will scare off the Devils son and leave you in peace. Amen! lol!
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Would you support raising taxes on a homeless guy collecting cans from garbage for a living? No. I'd give him a tax rebate for all the years he was working and paying tax before he hit 'hard times.'
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Is it possible for a heterosexual guy to have a loving relationship with a lesbian, a sexless relationship respecting her orientation? Hi Major Tom. Good to hear from you after your safe landing. Too much 'air traffic' from A/B to get in a transmission! So I don't know what info you've already given. Of course this relationship is possible my friend. I personally knew such a couple in the UK Met Police.( No names. No pack drill.) They were happy as 'Pigs in shit!' If you'll pardon the...
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How big is the chance the USA are blowing things up themselves in Afghanistan, then blame the Taliban for it? The Taliban consist of many War Lords, each wanting power and often fighting amongst themselves. These different War Lords are in the pay of Countries who have a vested interest in Afghanistan’s strategic position. An Afghan friend of mine, fresh over to the UK, mentions Russia. China AND the USA. Make of this what you will.
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What is a simple statement that you can use to ease someone's emotional suffering that you find applies in many/multiple situations? "Something’s not right isn't it?" Then keep quiet. This statement is difficult to answer. Their first thought might be to say "No" This instantly doesn't seem right because they feel it might mean one of two things to you No!Something isn’t right. Or No! Everything is all right.( Mind confusion!) On the other hand by saying 'Yes' they are...
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I have a lady i have propose to but she is not reacting. is it good to think o Yes I think it is good to think 'Oh' If you start 'badgering' her as to why not it will make the situation worse. Just back off and forget you ever asked her. See whay happens in the future if you are still together.
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What are you learning at the moment? I'm learning to try and not behave like an old person - which I am!! Like:- No gravy stains on the front of my shirt. No 'dribbling 'Down Below !' before getting to the bathroom. Not forgetting why I entered a room. Not keep telling people how old I am. LOL!!
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What motivates you to get up and out of bed every morning? I badly need a piss!!
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Ladies: what is the worst pickup line used on you? One an ex told me about way before I got married. "Hi Dream Boat!" Her answer:- "Bye Shipwreck."
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Are there people from your past that impact how you view life today? In what way? What reminds you of them? How have they influenced your life? Negatively or positively? This is four questions! 1) Carl Rogers. (Educationalist) 2) Lateral Thinking. 3) The film 'Dead Poets Society' 4) I can debate 'for' and 'against' any subject.
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In what year will you be past your expiration date? I expired about 7yrs ago but the batteries keep me going!! +5
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How can I convince my wife that I like her hair long and to stop cutting it? Tell her you will withdraw all sexual favours until she grows it long! LOL!
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Would you be a great person to marry? Yep! That's why I've been married for 40yrs. She won't let me go! LOL!!
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How offten do you clean your microwave? Just cleaned it two day's ago after 3yrs.
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What's the first thing you notice when you go to a new friend's house? Any smell(s).
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How much do you enjoy shopping for christmas? On a scale of 1.(Hate) - 10.(Love) May answer is 0
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Do you guys ever go through your question history and realize that you have alot more answers than you got notification for?? Is this an AB glitch or what? Yes! Interestingly just found two before reading your post. +5
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What is your favorite snack food? A cheese, Marmite( Veggie Might) and jam ( Jellow?) sandwich.
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Have you ever heard of anyone (or group) that wants to abolish the entire month of August from the calendar? What do you think about that idea? Could you join such a group? (Be afraid: Their current membership stands at almost 5!) Never heard of this group but it's a great idea! With an eleven month year we all live one year longer in any twelve year period. Brilliant!! +5
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If you lost a friend because they accused you of not spending enough time with them, would you try to make amends or would you just leave the matter alone and move on with your life? Nothing worse than a 'Clingy' friend/colleague. I had a 'Clingy' work colleague once but I refused to change my life style just for them. Yet despite my actions they still 'clung' on - but this time without the moaning. Only got rid of them when I retired. Leave the matter and move on.
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If you had a top ten list for your favorite jellies, where would you place marmalade? 2nd to Apricot. +5
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In my psychology class, I have to turn in anger logs - a detailed description of my what angered me, thoughts, and fantasies - my instructor made me mad enough - that I wanted to ring his neck - inappropriate or appropriate to turn in? Why did/does your Instrutor make you mad? Have you studied 'projection'?
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What is going to be after death? Entry into another dimension. Although this dimension is of matter. It's so fine as to be nothing like the thick heavy matter of the body you now reside in. In that dimension you will review your past life and judge yourself from a higher mind state. Other dimensions exist of even finer matter but, like in A/B you only enter the appropriate dimension for you by 'Earning Your...
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How do you tell or show a person you care about him/ her? Just say something like. " Do you know something? I really like you. You're good to be with."
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Would the world end in 2012? Yep! Without a doubt. Got my bags packed already.
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What kind of work out equipment do you have that doesn't get used? Whoooops! Wrong box.
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Do you think fireworks are not as popular as they once were? Yes. They are too damned expensive now!
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Who was your favorite character on the original Dukes of Hazzard? The blond bird. Can't think of her name though.
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Can you hear birds right now? Yes mate! The pubs are just rolling out. The birds are screaming and falling all over the place. Blimey ! Not like in the good old days when they just had a port and lemon in the snug. 'Stone the Crows!'
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Do you ever have a cold shower? Never! LOL!
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What type of artist was Pablo Picasso? A very good one, some say.
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Why do we call women our better half, when they are actually the weaker half? It's just bullshit to keep the( lesser half) happy! But don't tell any female I said this.
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What shouldn't you say to a guy watching his favourite football team? " Shit! What a crap team you support!!"
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My boyfriend is off and on with drugs what do I do? Plain and simple? Ditch him! Drugs and responsible,respectful behaviour don't mix.
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What kind of work out equipment do you have that doesn't get used? My 'Wee Willie Winkle' and accompanied equipment.
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Do trainers motivate or irritate you? Irritate me. I KNOW how fast I want to go!!!
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Where can i find a website to buy replica handbags? From a replica manufacturer?
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Can you remember the first programme you saw on a colour tv? What was it called? I think it was called 'Wagon Train'
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What type of pillows are good for preventing shoulder and neck pain? For me? A woman's thighs! Well you did ask! LOL!
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Why do people masterbathe I masturbate in my master bath. Each to his own! LOL!
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The role of the nigeria stock exchange To embezzle as much money out of other people as possible.
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How old were you when you went on your first date? * Where did you go? * What did you do? * Who did you go with? I was 15yrs. I went on my first date with my teacher aged 32yrs. She taught me lots of 'Out of School Curriculum' at her apartment. Every boy student should learn this way. LOL!
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What is your favorite hard candy? Penis Candy. +5
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It your last day living and you know;will you be more concerned about you or your loved ones? My loved ones. I'm disposable.
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What was your favorite and least favorite part of being pregnant? My favourate part was finding out I was'nt pregnant; but my wife was. What a relief!!!
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What nationality are you? I say I'm ENGLISH. But the bureaucrat say I'm British. Well I know what I am. I'M ENGLISH!
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GUYS: Would you rather have blue balls for 2 days OR take 15 lashes with a leather belt? If you were dealing with the lashes NUNYA ? I'll have 15 of the best please. LOL!
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What is your favorite security on the computer (EX:Macafee,Norton) Norton 360 Premier.
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Can i drink half a 3 liter bottle of cider that i opened over a week a go Yes. It might be a little 'flat' but the alcohol should still be good! Hey! Hey! Hey! LOL! +5
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How do you find a teacher that fits your style of learning? These are the FOUR Learning Styles:- Reflector - Likes to ponder silently over the problem. Activist - likes to actively involve themselves with others on solving the problem. Theorist - Likes to talk and theorise over many solutions. Pragmatist. - Likes to listen to and submit practical solutions to a problem. Which are you? When you find out. Tell your Tutor. A competant...
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Did you have some "morning delight" today? Yes. Met the 'Five fingered widow' - as usual! So no change there then!!!!!!!!! +5. LOL!!!
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I'm having so much fun I could________. I'm having so much fun I could tickle a gnome with a feather duster!
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Have you ever used the following words: Whilst, thrice or trice? Whilst thinking of an answer I thrice; no trice: changed my response.
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Gentlemen: You know the girl you are now dating is not good for you because ______________. Gentlemen: You know the girl you are now dating is not good for you because she's just told me she has AIDS!
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Atheists: what kind of god is the god you don't believe in? The Christian all loving compassionate god that allows little kids to get cancer and suffer! Innocent men, women and children who die in natural catastrophes leaving their relatives in complete shock and bewilderment. You know - The kindly god that just allowed Major Tom's wife to be killed just before he was to retire in 2yrs to their retirement farm. THAT SHIT OF A GOD!!
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If you died tomorrow, would you like your organs to be donated to somebody else? Yes. I've been signed up to this scheme for many years in the UK. My organs are no good to me when my body is dead. As for the 'real me' That's another story. +5
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What famous person would you like to seduce you? Sandra Bullock
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Have you ever personally experienced paranormal activity? If so, what? Thanks for answering.
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What do you think of girls that dye their hair different colors all of the time? Because women can't make their mind up about anything. I know when I'm out with my wife who is choosing a dress! "Do you like this red one?" “Yes dear" " But don't you think the blue one is nicer?" "It’s OK" "So you don't like the red one!" “I didn't say that dear" "So shall I buy the red dress...
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Do you ever wear a headband: when doing what? Never! They look bloody ridiculous on bald older men. LOL! +5 as usual.
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Why does no one use the word whom anymore? To whom are you addressing this question? We do in the UK! But then we speak English properly! Oh my god. Don't DR me! LOL!
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Why don't we pronounce the middle C in Connecticut? This is for you SweetGrace? We do in the UK! But then we speak English properly! Oh my god! Don't DR me! LOL!! +5
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Do you like frozen coffee drinks? Hate them!! Frozen drinks have no taste and give me a headache.
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Would you jump, or have you ever jumped, into ice cold water after a sauna? I’ve jumped regularly. WOW!! It ‘s so invigorating. Then you go back into the Steam Room to heat up and repeat the process. I understand it's great for heart attacks. LOL!
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Do you remember Rod Stewart? What was your favorite song by him? Hate them all! The man has a voice like a 'Bag of Gravel.' LOL! +5
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At what time are you having dinner today? In about 20mins. At 1-20mp.UK GMT. Sunday Dinner. 8th Nov. Home cooked Roast beef. Yorkshire pudding with loads of veg. Wifes a great home cook. Bless her. +5
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If you are 40+, does it bother you that the "Turn that crap down!" music you listened to as a kid, is today's "Elevator Music?" (I find it a bit unnerving, to be totally honest.) It's not the music that gets to me. It's the bloody loud way it's played. For fuck sake! Why does everybody these days think that I want to listen to their music as well? Especially if it’s that excuse for music called 'Rap.' All you hear is some demented brain deficient nerd talking with OTT bass thundering through the walls. Very Sad. +5.
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