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Answer to i heard a cop say its okay for two teens to have sex as long as they are with in 60 months of each other in age is this true?

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 07:02:26 -0700

i heard a cop say its okay for two teens to have sex as long as they are with in 60 months of each other in age is this true?

Did you mean to say: "...as long as they are within 60 yards of each other" --maybe??

Answer to Jewish Girl Name?

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 08:29:44 -0700

Jewish Girl Name?

--FANNY GREENE--. As in the hilarious joke: "Is that FANNY GREENE..??" "..No,I don't think so. It's just the way the light is shining on it!.."

Answer to Which Mafia Family Is The strongest?

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 07:35:46 -0700

Which Mafia Family Is The strongest?

If I told you that I would have to have you killed :)

Answer to I have anxiety which I believe is Agoraphobia. I cannot see a doctor, though I was wondering if anyone else had any ideas on a remedy that

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 07:33:42 -0700

I have anxiety which I believe is Agoraphobia. I cannot see a doctor, though I was wondering if anyone else had any ideas on a remedy that

I have found from personal experience that phobias are as much a PHYSICAL problem as a psychological dilemma. Doctors and psychologists are not a great deal of help because you need to work on YOURSELF and aim to decrease your hyper-sensitivity. This can be assisted by eating foods which make...

Answer to How would a lunatic give you counseling when you are the patient and he is the shrink? hmmm?

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 09:02:36 -0700

How would a lunatic give you counseling when you are the patient and he is the shrink? hmmm?

This could only happen if the Lunatics took over the Asylum

Answer to what are survival rates for invasive bladder cancer?

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 08:59:37 -0700

what are survival rates for invasive bladder cancer?

I don't know how long an invasive bladder cancer can survive,perhaps 5 years at most.

Answer to Do you follow an active lifestyle?

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 08:57:55 -0700

Do you follow an active lifestyle?

Yes,I am a HUGE Mariah Carey fan,and I follow her very active lifestyle from day to day,every step of the way.

Answer to Ok. If you saw two old people doing IT in a park what would you do???

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 08:55:07 -0700

Ok. If you saw two old people doing IT in a park what would you do???

Pensioners interested in doing some Internet Technology in a public park would perhaps raise a few eyebrows,I agree,but I really don't think it should be outlawed,because too many things are illegal already.

Answer to How do you rate the American-Israeli relationship? Is Israel still an asset, or inching towards becoming a liability for America?

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 09:47:05 -0700

How do you rate the American-Israeli relationship? Is Israel still an asset, or inching towards becoming a liability for America?

The fact is,it has always been a potential liability but the USA is umbilically linked to Israel because of the Jewish Connection,and anyway the USA likes to play a dangerous game in the Middle East,which has backfired on occasions,like when the Israelis sank the spy/reconnaisance ship USS...

Answer to My husband wants me to stop coloring my hair and let it go completely gray! Should I be worried about him? LOL

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 08:05:36 -0700

My husband wants me to stop coloring my hair and let it go completely gray! Should I be worried about him? LOL

No,there is nothing wrong with your husband. You should be worried about your hair,though :)

Answer to Do you take an actress more? or less? seriously after she has done a nude scene?

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 07:54:31 -0700

Do you take an actress more? or less? seriously after she has done a nude scene?

You don't need the extra question marks after more and less:one question mark at the end of the sentence is enough. This question implies that if an actress consents to film a scene naked then afterwards she risks not being taken seriously by the critics,or the producers,etc,or even by the...

Answer to Are Tiger Woods' sexual exploits - in any way - ANY of your business?

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 10:39:15 -0700

Are Tiger Woods' sexual exploits - in any way - ANY of your business?

No,they certainly aren't,but on the other hand no hot-blooded macho male can get enough pictures of Cristina De Basso!

Answer to do you HONESTLY not think that this is nasty?

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 10:27:40 -0700

do you HONESTLY not think that this is nasty?

Yes,I see what you are referring to here. You are asking me if I think the latest video-song of rapper Too $hort,called: Don't Fight The Feeling,is Too Na$ty????? Well my answer is: YES!!! ....HONESTLY!!!

Answer to All of a sudden I appear to be posting twice to my replies. What am I doing wrong?

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 10:44:34 -0700

All of a sudden I appear to be posting twice to my replies. What am I doing wrong?

Probably because your responses are so nice,you need to post them twice.... :)

Answer to :Do Penguins have a third eye for navigation back to there nesting growns. Thanks Sully.

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 08:20:45 -0700

:Do Penguins have a third eye for navigation back to there nesting growns. Thanks Sully.

Penguins have 2 eyes,a beak,and webbed feet,and despite the colony consisting of thousands of pairs of nesting birds,they are always able to locate their own eggs/young. Amazing.

Answer to Why have so many Americans got beef with Obama? I would love Obama. Trade you for Gordon Brown or David Cameron? ;)

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:34:59 -0800

Why have so many Americans got beef with Obama? I would love Obama. Trade you for Gordon Brown or David Cameron? ;)

Good idea,Stephy! Obama cannot be Superman,can he? ---Whatever anyone in the USA might wish. America's problems are massive,and President Obama alone cannot sort them out,but he is a very dapper and intelligent guy and I like him. But if you say go on a site like inquire,there are raging...

Answer to What is your favourite summer song?!

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:27:56 -0800

What is your favourite summer song?!

SUMMER SONG, by Grover Washington Jnr. ALL SUMMER LONG, by the Beach Boys. SUMMER IN THE CITY, by John Sebastian.

Answer to If you could exterminate a race of people which one should it be

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:25:30 -0800

If you could exterminate a race of people which one should it be

ADOLF HITLER has already tried this one,with only moderate and partial success. Your question smacks of racism,and is somewhat distasteful.

Answer to Should Answerbag management be fired because they don't understand the point system is outrageously defective and should be changed?

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:21:42 -0800

Should Answerbag management be fired because they don't understand the point system is outrageously defective and should be changed?

This question is insulting to the people who run answerbag,accusing them of being incompetent.

Answer to Can someone be unpopular but well-respected? How about popular but not respected?

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 07:18:42 -0800

Can someone be unpopular but well-respected? How about popular but not respected?

How about both unpopular and a right pain in the a**?? :)

Answer to As an American I am tired of politicians saying they speak for the American people when all they speak for is their party. They lie..why?

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 07:09:09 -0800

As an American I am tired of politicians saying they speak for the American people when all they speak for is their party. They lie..why?

Because all politicians are perforce natural liars,just like is TONY BLIAR [sic],and GORDON LIAR BROWN. But didn't you know that already??

Answer to If I choose my askers pick and later I see another answer to my question and I pick it too what happens do they both get it(anyone know)

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:51:03 -0800

If I choose my askers pick and later I see another answer to my question and I pick it too what happens do they both get it(anyone know)

Thanks for asking Candygirl. Please see my request for your friendship. I am a Gospel-Oriented person as well. As regards your Q,well,on the odd occasion this has happened to me,and I have thus awarded TWO answerers the green ASKERS PICK for excellent answers. Thus,I disagree with Rosie's...

Answer to Is there any sin you can commit and not be accepted into heaven?

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:25:17 -0800

Is there any sin you can commit and not be accepted into heaven?

Yes. Most of the seriously evil sins will get you excluded from heaven. Be advised.

Answer to Why is it we always seem to have enough money to spend on killing people but never enough to spend on keeping them educated or healthy?

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 05:54:32 -0800

Why is it we always seem to have enough money to spend on killing people but never enough to spend on keeping them educated or healthy?

I believe that education and heath are very personal matters and should be funded and provided for by the individual or his/her family or relatives. No one should expect the state to fund their health and education needs. Each individual will provide for themselves in proportion to exactly how...

Answer to A universal God belief, what's your opinion?

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 05:48:54 -0800

A universal God belief, what's your opinion?

God,through Jesus Christ,is not a "representative" of any eastern or western or southern or northern deity,period. Jesus IS the deity and has His own "representatives",i.e. His faithful disciples. On the other hand,anyone who has fully been imbued with God's Holy Spirit is a walking talking true...

Answer to How important is a politican's private life?

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 05:39:34 -0800

How important is a politican's private life?

To WHOM?

Answer to What would you want written on your tombstone?

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 09:42:42 -0800

What would you want written on your tombstone?

Jesus never needed any headstone with plaintive words on,or the services of a Funeral Director's parlour,because he said NO! to death. ---Bravo!!

Answer to I've heard that in England, the term "fanny" refers to the female genitalia. Is that true?

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 09:13:24 -0800

I've heard that in England, the term "fanny" refers to the female genitalia. Is that true?

Yes,Meouw Meouw,etc,it can do,indeed. It's a slang word for that part of the female's anatomy. But,say if you are a very posh person in England,or part of the Aristocracy,or you are what's known commonly as a "Hooray Henry" [ie,a bit of a T*at,--there's another BAAD word!!],then if you said,for...

Answer to Have you ever felt like you had no friends left?

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 09:04:03 -0800

Have you ever felt like you had no friends left?

This question has apparently been posted by....-----. I have some doubts about the Asker's Identity? Does anyone else share these nagging doubts??

Answer to Do Protestants observe Lent?

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 08:39:33 -0800

Do Protestants observe Lent?

Thank you for your pertinent question,Marguerite my AB friend. Good to see you are still with Answerbag. Yes,many of them observe it,in various ways. "Observation" is easy,but giving things up you don't prefer to give up is harder. I myself am a Protestant. I have decided to give up lentils for...

Answer to When I ask a question it says I should be getting "great" answers. If I don't get "great" answers can I take legal action?

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 06:28:02 -0800

When I ask a question it says I should be getting "great" answers. If I don't get "great" answers can I take legal action?

Well,you could inwardly curse them for not giving you the "great" answer you were hoping for...... Or,you could sue the under-performing responder for their inadequate performance,but of course if you lose,you will have to pay your own costs.

Answer to Do you believe those people who say, "I would still work even if I was rich and didn't have to"? What's up with that?

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 06:24:01 -0800

Do you believe those people who say, "I would still work even if I was rich and didn't have to"? What's up with that?

I can only think they must be compulsive workaholics ;)

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Sat, 27 Feb 2010 06:04:15 -0800

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Answer to Do you believe we should of left the teachers right to hit a student if they do something bad?

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 05:42:51 -0800

Do you believe we should of left the teachers right to hit a student if they do something bad?

Do you think therefore that all teachers should wear gun holsters and carry loaded guns in them? Then if trouble begins,they would be able to say to the student: "What you gotta ask yourself,punk,is:'Am I feelin' lucky today..??'"

Answer to If there isn't a God,then why do some Athiests get so ralled up about someone who believes? I don't,it doesn't bother me.

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 06:23:27 -0800

If there isn't a God,then why do some Athiests get so ralled up about someone who believes? I don't,it doesn't bother me.

Atheists want everyone to be stupid enough to go around saying: "There Is No God" --just like they do. If you make a stand and say: "There IS a God,and I know Him",then that gets their goat because in their ill-chosen arrogance,they hate to be disagreed with.

Answer to Any other adult people like Spongue Bob?

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 06:18:35 -0800

Any other adult people like Spongue Bob?

Did you perhaps mean to ask about Sponge Bob Online games?

Answer to why is everybody hating on obama?

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 06:05:03 -0800

why is everybody hating on obama?

Beacause he reckons he can solve every problem. He need to say "I f****d up just once

Answer to do you dislike surprises??

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 06:02:51 -0800

do you dislike surprises??

It depends,somewhat. Surprises can come in different guises,and can run the gamut from pleasant to rather nasty.

Answer to Say I believe in God and want to turn to him to start my life over,would anyone help me to convert?

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 07:33:27 -0800

Say I believe in God and want to turn to him to start my life over,would anyone help me to convert?

Being willing to believe that God is real,and being willing to look at the evidence,and wanting to live a pure life is a very good start. God can touch you in many different ways,and your whole existence will start to improve,and your heart will be gladdened. I am willing to discuss with you or...

Answer to Is there a limit to how much "truth" we can take?

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 06:56:40 -0800

Is there a limit to how much "truth" we can take?

Truth does not come by the pound or by the gallon or even by the bucketload,and it's not delivered to you door by a postman or a roundsman or even by FedExpress.... It is moreover a state of knowledge,a state of having realized you have found what you are seeking,and it is a state of absolute...

Answer to is it possible for an imperfect man in an imperfect world to achieve an ideal state of mind? if so can you tell when they lie about it?

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 06:45:44 -0800

is it possible for an imperfect man in an imperfect world to achieve an ideal state of mind? if so can you tell when they lie about it?

They lie about it at the point when they have actuallly achieved perfection,because then they get paranoid and are scared that everyone else will be green with jealousy at seeing their idealism in embodied form,and will attempt to rip them to pieces.

Answer to how do you commit social suicide on answerbag?

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:45:58 -0800

how do you commit social suicide on answerbag?

I guess by putting down an answer that nobody on AB likes,then they will all hate you for that answer forevermore and you will feel despised,dispirited and downtrodden. So be warned....... :)

Answer to Can those who use AB to advertise be banned? It is getting quite out of hand ........

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:42:33 -0800

Can those who use AB to advertise be banned? It is getting quite out of hand ........

Good question,thatsJustme! I would never use this site to try to tout for business,or to publicise my family's or friend's businesses,etc,that's unethical and plain bad manners,and a proliferation of Q's for Call-Girl businesses on AB should be severely censured by the Answerbag Staff,agreed!

Answer to What is the optimum duration of a movie?

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:14:22 -0800

What is the optimum duration of a movie?

Anything of less duration than the length of the moovies AVATAR,SPARTACUS,or GONE WITH THE WIND. In other words,about 2 hours,optimum.

Answer to Do you think if ABers asked queries with BETTER grammar; punctuation; and spelling that protracted queries would be more TOLERABLE?

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 06:44:47 -0800

Do you think if ABers asked queries with BETTER grammar; punctuation; and spelling that protracted queries would be more TOLERABLE?

I don't quite understand your question,Millennium,my AB friend, but I think I do understand what you're driving at. It would be a lot simpler if every time someone [especially "Guests"--YOU know who you are!!] asked a Q,they first checked their grammar,logic,spelling,punctuation,etc,before...

Answer to Has anyone noticed that if America doesn't like something, they'll declare war on it? War on poverty, war on hunger, war on terrorism, war on drugs, etc... Gods I'm surprised there isn't a war on education by now. What is America? Just a constant war?

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 07:49:03 -0800

Has anyone noticed that if America doesn't like something, they'll declare war on it? War on poverty, war on hunger, war on terrorism, war on drugs, etc... Gods I'm surprised there isn't a war on education by now. What is America? Just a constant war?

It is said that WAR is the only way Americans learn about GEOGRAPHY,and this is usually attributed to Ambrose Bierce,if you have come across him? Therefore,I can only think that this constant declaring of WAR against far-flung little countries by the USA,is in the earnest pursuit of getting their...

Answer to Was the World Created in Six Days?

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 06:53:22 -0800

Was the World Created in Six Days?

6 and a half days actually,although that extra half-day was just what God would have referred to as a "tidying-up exercise"... :)

Answer to Why are pizzas packed and delivered in square boxes rather than round boxes?

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 06:45:46 -0800

Why are pizzas packed and delivered in square boxes rather than round boxes?

Because it's a square world,baby; Professor MICHAEL BENTINE said so,and proved it,and he was born in India!

Answer to Which is more contagious...being rude to others or being polite to them?

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 06:43:51 -0800

Which is more contagious...being rude to others or being polite to them?

Neither. Manners are important,of course,they oil the social wheels of society. But neither the use of good manners,nor the lack/absence of good manners is likely to be contagious,or to spread a contagion. AMEN!

Answer to I believe that marriage is for life, my wife has abandoned our vowels but I don't believe in that, does anyone know of a support group?help

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 06:40:00 -0800

I believe that marriage is for life, my wife has abandoned our vowels but I don't believe in that, does anyone know of a support group?help

My Goodness me!! If you wife has abandoned her vowels,you poor chap,that means she is is speaking by using only consonants,so I'm not at all surprised she is making no sense to you whatsoever! My advice to is to forget the helplines and just file for divorce today. I believe you have reasonable...

Answer to will you buy a toyota?

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 06:33:55 -0800

will you buy a toyota?

Only if it's a Dinky Toy[-ota] which I can push around the living room floor!

Answer to Does sun make you happy?

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 06:30:25 -0800

Does sun make you happy?

It rather depends on the sun's strength. For example,some days in the UK in winter,there is a sun in the sky (but not on many days)--but it gives off no warmth or heat,so it's like a "paper sun". On the other hand,in South Spain or Portugal's Algarve in midsummer,temperatures from the sun's heat...

Answer to What are small black pellets found in the refrigerator?

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 06:47:05 -0800

What are small black pellets found in the refrigerator?

They could be spent shotgun pellets perhaps...do you live in Texas??

Answer to Can applying for a credit card actually hurt my credit rating?

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 06:43:16 -0800

Can applying for a credit card actually hurt my credit rating?

That's right. Anyone who applies for a credit card immediately gets their credit rating downgraded by several points. I would personally advise against it.

Answer to How About A Nice Hawaiin Punch? If you don't like that, what Do you want?

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 06:40:35 -0800

How About A Nice Hawaiin Punch? If you don't like that, what Do you want?

NO,I wouldn't want to be punched by A Hawaiian,even if he is wearing a grass tutu and doing a Hula Dance at the same time :)

Answer to we r trying to get pregnant but hes infertile can you give us any advice to help r chances ? we want this more than anything

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 06:34:31 -0800

we r trying to get pregnant but hes infertile can you give us any advice to help r chances ? we want this more than anything

You should straightway book an appointment with a Doctor at an infertility clinic near to you.

Answer to How do you like to wear jeans?

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 06:31:53 -0800

How do you like to wear jeans?

Usually on the lower part of my torso,that suits me fine.

Answer to How many miles must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?

Sun, 21 Feb 2010 06:34:42 -0800

How many miles must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?

I think if a man were to walk down Highway 51,or Highway 61 for that matter,they wouldn't call him a man,they would call him a corpse,because he would get run over by a truck and the trucks in America come in sizes which could easily squash a man flat into the asphalt.

Answer to There is no such thing as perfection. Do you think that's why some people are never satisfied because they expect perfection?

Sun, 21 Feb 2010 05:51:33 -0800

There is no such thing as perfection. Do you think that's why some people are never satisfied because they expect perfection?

In The Bible [Matthew 5:48] Jesus exhorts his disciples: "Be ye therefore perfect,even as your Father in heaven is perfect." Therefore,anyone who meditates on this exhortation and takes Jesus at His Word,will strive constantly in all they do for perfection. The implication is that the goal is...

Answer to How did the Israeli Spy Service MOSSAD get its name?

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 06:44:21 -0800

How did the Israeli Spy Service MOSSAD get its name?

Thank you,Barcaluv,for your expert answer. I bet not many people could have given such an expert answer,or even know how MOSSAD got its name,and some probably just assume it's an acronym.

Answer to Have you ever been involved in a vendetta as instigator, participant or target? Anyone "win"?

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 07:02:01 -0800

Have you ever been involved in a vendetta as instigator, participant or target? Anyone "win"?

Vendetta is a mafia word...bad business that.

Answer to Why aren't American Christians as committed to their religion as Islamic terrorist are to theirs?

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 06:55:43 -0800

Why aren't American Christians as committed to their religion as Islamic terrorist are to theirs?

That's certainly not true. Have you never toured the dynamic churches of the American Southern Bible Belt,for example? Secondly,if Islamic terrorists have a religion,would you call that religion a terror religion?

Answer to Can you imagine what would happen if the electricity has been cut off from the world?

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 06:51:10 -0800

Can you imagine what would happen if the electricity has been cut off from the world?

God Forbid!! ..I think however that I would be powerless [sic] to do anything about it,except swear... ;)

Answer to what do you think of chrirtians ..be honest and you got to say why ?

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 08:48:05 -0800

what do you think of chrirtians ..be honest and you got to say why ?

chrirtians? ??...Who are these people?? I would tell you my opinion if I knew who you were talking about.

Answer to I think anyone who uses the word "retard" about another human being is ignorant at best, bigoted/cruel at worst. What do you think?

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 09:29:19 -0800

I think anyone who uses the word "retard" about another human being is ignorant at best, bigoted/cruel at worst. What do you think?

I am not sure what the correct answer is here. I have a feeling that 'retarded' comes from the French Language,and means "arriving late"-- as in,for example: "Sacre bleu!..j'arriverai en retard,c'est dommage!"

Answer to Do you think it is appropriate to "scold" other AB members for not responding quickly enough to suit you? I think it is very rude. Since you have no idea what someone's personal life is like, why would you scold anyone for something like that? Would you?

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 09:20:41 -0800

Do you think it is appropriate to "scold" other AB members for not responding quickly enough to suit you? I think it is very rude. Since you have no idea what someone's personal life is like, why would you scold anyone for something like that? Would you?

I would never attempt to scald anyone,because boiling hot water can burn the skin badly. If someone is slow in responding to a question,in order to save time,it's best to proceed immediately to the next question.

Answer to favourite hockey player

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 08:48:56 -0800

favourite hockey player

Is this a statement of fact,or some kind of a query? (Just asking,that's all,don't lose your rag!))

Answer to Why are Democrats such F'ing Retards!!

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 08:46:49 -0800

Why are Democrats such F'ing Retards!!

Who are you referring to in particular,as an example of your argument??

Answer to If you were plankton, and could talk, then would you?

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 07:48:52 -0800

If you were plankton, and could talk, then would you?

Yes indeed,I would have a lengthy conversation with YOU,if you were plankton also. Sounds like fun.

Answer to Is there a link between psychology and brain regions?

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 07:35:00 -0800

Is there a link between psychology and brain regions?

I have not come across any link at all so far. BTW: Where are the brain regions,is that in the far north,in Alaska and Canada?

Answer to What is the meaning of life?

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 07:25:14 -0800

What is the meaning of life?

This I think has already been exhaustively answered in the Monty Python movie: THE MEANING OF LIFE. Have you seen it yet? It will answer your question for you.

Answer to What is the meaning of roses on Valentine's Day?

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 07:12:29 -0800

What is the meaning of roses on Valentine's Day?

The Simple answer: ROSES are red, VIOLETS are blue.. [agreed,so far?? OK!] On Valentine's Day,answerbaggers send red roses to the pretty girls on the Answerbag staff... [p.s. I'm not sure this either rhymes or scans,but it's the thought that counts,huh??]

Answer to Do you not think it would be a better world if we just started worshiping Trees instead of God?

Sun, 14 Feb 2010 06:13:22 -0800

Do you not think it would be a better world if we just started worshiping Trees instead of God?

Errr,NO!! ...But I don't mind much if you want to wander off into the forests in Northern California and hug a few redwoods,if you think that will make the world a better place. There is little evidence that Jesus was a passionate tree-hugger,but then again,there is little evidence that He wasn't.

Answer to I'm scared that there maybe a Hell. People say there is one and some say there is not one. Who's right?

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 07:06:16 -0800

I'm scared that there maybe a Hell. People say there is one and some say there is not one. Who's right?

The Bible says there is a Hell. Christ Jesus talked about Hell. Hell is real. Sorted.

Answer to Do you "clock in" today as Christ's employee? Are you receiving benefits?

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 07:03:11 -0800

Do you "clock in" today as Christ's employee? Are you receiving benefits?

Too many people are on benefits in Great Britain already,without having Christ to encourage them.

Answer to How can I change the direction in which my hair grows??

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 06:57:50 -0800

How can I change the direction in which my hair grows??

Yes,but you will need to stand for up to ten hours per day in a wind tunnel.

Answer to Is George Bush the most hated person in the world?

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 06:46:56 -0800

Is George Bush the most hated person in the world?

Not necessarily,my friend. The Republicans love him and would have tried to vote him back into office,but he had served his two terms and the rules say you are only allowed to serve two terms. George W. Bush-if you can leave aside all the warmongering--is just a lovable family man and a bit of...

Answer to When you leave a place/person, do you do so quietly with kindness or make a scene so people will notice you've gone?

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 06:09:26 -0800

When you leave a place/person, do you do so quietly with kindness or make a scene so people will notice you've gone?

This of course depends. If I leave the house of a friend,well of course I will comport myself with grace and dignity. But if I am leaving the house of someone who has upset me or annoyed me,or aggrieved me or harmed me,(or anyone I know who is dear to me) then of course I would kick all their...

Answer to whats the biggest dick in the world?

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 06:03:59 -0800

whats the biggest dick in the world?

YOU are,for asking such a dumb question.

Answer to What are the attributes of a good neighbor?

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 05:56:04 -0800

What are the attributes of a good neighbor?

I'd say that if you act in a neighbourly fashion with consideration towards your neighbour[s]--that makes you a good neighbour. ..It's the bad neighbours you've got to worry about.

Answer to If it is true that "winning is everything", things like truth and honor must be nothing. What do you think?

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 05:51:46 -0800

If it is true that "winning is everything", things like truth and honor must be nothing. What do you think?

Yes,that is so correct. WINNING IS everything,nothing else really matters. Winners are the victors,in historical terms. Winners get the gold,the booty,the prizes,the girls,and losers go away with nothing. When the pop group HOT CHOCOLATE sang: "Everyone's a Winner,baby" they were talking...

Answer to Is plausible as good as possible? What about practicable,feasible, achievable, attainable?

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 05:47:30 -0800

Is plausible as good as possible? What about practicable,feasible, achievable, attainable?

The answer is: NO. All these 6 words have different meanings,and different shades of meaning. For example,plausible means it could be true. Possible means it could be achievable. Achievable itself means achievable. Feasible means viable in the circumstances. Attainable means likely to be attained.

Answer to How do you get your toddler to stop picking their nose?

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 05:41:39 -0800

How do you get your toddler to stop picking their nose?

I try putting a stinging nettle into his little hand. He soon gets the message.

Answer to why does my mother avoid me

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 05:38:48 -0800

why does my mother avoid me

Is this a statement of fact,or is it supposed to be a Q. /?/ If so,where ids the question mark..[?]

Answer to If we cannot kill God, can we kill religion?

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 06:41:23 -0800

If we cannot kill God, can we kill religion?

No,sober,my friend,you can't kill that either,sorry. But Yes,you can kill a conversation stone dead if you get drunk and start farting loudly!!!

Answer to Was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 06:35:24 -0800

Was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Probably not,but it may be his wife was. Sorry,I meant his Mother,Mary. Some disbelievers disbelieve this,but nevertheless they can't provide any evidence to prove that she wasn't.

Answer to Anybody missing George Bush yet?!

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 08:29:00 -0800

Anybody missing George Bush yet?!

Even the electric chair wouldn't be hot enough punishment for that guy.

Answer to With stories like the tower of Babal, the story of Jesus and Satan going to the highest mountain to see all of the kingdoms, and everybody seeing Jesus leave in the clouds, how can you still take the bible literally?

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 07:39:10 -0800

With stories like the tower of Babal, the story of Jesus and Satan going to the highest mountain to see all of the kingdoms, and everybody seeing Jesus leave in the clouds, how can you still take the bible literally?

It's the Tower Of Babel,actually,literally. Jesus spoke figuratively in his arguments with Satan,an evil spirit. No one can physically stand on a mountain top and see literally for a thousand miles or more,not even Jesus. The Bible is a valuable resource,but must be interpreted carefully as...

Answer to What are you going to do on New Years Eve?

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 07:26:14 -0800

What are you going to do on New Years Eve?

Share your answer...

Answer to Why is it so hard to practice what you preach? This is a problem I've had for as long as I can remember.

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 07:22:25 -0800

Why is it so hard to practice what you preach? This is a problem I've had for as long as I can remember.

This is because you are preaching stuff,organizedchaos,that is very difficult in practice to practice.

Answer to Would you rather trust your salvation to Jim Carey or Steve Carell?

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 06:57:43 -0800

Would you rather trust your salvation to Jim Carey or Steve Carell?

Did you mean comic JIM CARREY?? Q: Why would anyone trust their salvation to a prankster,for God's sakes?? Mind you,I think I would probably be in safe hands with Rob Brydon. :)

Answer to do woman find it offensive if they are asked for a dance in a disco or a pub ?

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 06:53:26 -0800

do woman find it offensive if they are asked for a dance in a disco or a pub ?

Not if they are gagging for it.

Answer to Christians: From which cites, do you suggest I obtain truthful info on Mormonism? There may be more than one correct choice.

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 06:51:29 -0800

Christians: From which cites, do you suggest I obtain truthful info on Mormonism? There may be more than one correct choice.

There's only one answer: Salt Lake City,UTAH. The Mormon Tabernacle building/temple is very impressive.

Answer to How is Boxing Day celebrated?

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 06:44:39 -0800

How is Boxing Day celebrated?

By going ten rounds in the ring with Muhammad Ali. He's well past his best form now,so you should be in with a sporting chance.

Answer to is it better to go on being wrong or be proven wrong?

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 09:20:26 -0800

is it better to go on being wrong or be proven wrong?

Being wrong is actually cool. In MICHAEL JACKSON's song,BEAT IT,he sings: "It doesn't matter,who's wrong or right....." so the bottom line is,it doesn't matter if you're wrong or you're right so long as you've got a life.

Answer to Why do my cats bow their heads when I sing to them?

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 08:04:50 -0800

Why do my cats bow their heads when I sing to them?

RESPECT!!! :)

Answer to At what angle would you need to shoot someone in the buttocks or anal area in order to kill them?

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 07:17:40 -0800

At what angle would you need to shoot someone in the buttocks or anal area in order to kill them?

On no,Halliburton,don't tell me that DICK CHENEY is still having sleepless nights!!!

Answer to What does the term "step on your dick" mean

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 07:13:57 -0800

What does the term "step on your dick" mean

The same as stamp on your cock ;)