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i heard a cop say its okay for two teens to have sex as long as they are with in 60 months of each other in age is this true? Did you mean to say: "...as long as they are within 60 yards of each other" --maybe??

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Jewish Girl Name? --FANNY GREENE--. As in the hilarious joke: "Is that FANNY GREENE..??" "..No,I don't think so. It's just the way the light is shining on it!.."

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Which Mafia Family Is The strongest? If I told you that I would have to have you killed :)

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I have anxiety which I believe is Agoraphobia. I cannot see a doctor, though I was wondering if anyone else had any ideas on a remedy that I have found from personal experience that phobias are as much a PHYSICAL problem as a psychological dilemma. Doctors and psychologists are not a great deal of help because you need to work on YOURSELF and aim to decrease your hyper-sensitivity. This can be assisted by eating foods which make you feel calm,and not hyper-stimulated. I tried using alcohol (red wine) to sedate me but it's not the...

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How would a lunatic give you counseling when you are the patient and he is the shrink? hmmm? This could only happen if the Lunatics took over the Asylum

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what are survival rates for invasive bladder cancer? I don't know how long an invasive bladder cancer can survive,perhaps 5 years at most.

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Do you follow an active lifestyle? Yes,I am a HUGE Mariah Carey fan,and I follow her very active lifestyle from day to day,every step of the way.

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Ok. If you saw two old people doing IT in a park what would you do??? Pensioners interested in doing some Internet Technology in a public park would perhaps raise a few eyebrows,I agree,but I really don't think it should be outlawed,because too many things are illegal already.

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How do you rate the American-Israeli relationship? Is Israel still an asset, or inching towards becoming a liability for America? The fact is,it has always been a potential liability but the USA is umbilically linked to Israel because of the Jewish Connection,and anyway the USA likes to play a dangerous game in the Middle East,which has backfired on occasions,like when the Israelis sank the spy/reconnaisance ship USS Liberty,and will no doubt backfire again.

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My husband wants me to stop coloring my hair and let it go completely gray! Should I be worried about him? LOL No,there is nothing wrong with your husband. You should be worried about your hair,though :)

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Do you take an actress more? or less? seriously after she has done a nude scene? You don't need the extra question marks after more and less:one question mark at the end of the sentence is enough. This question implies that if an actress consents to film a scene naked then afterwards she risks not being taken seriously by the critics,or the producers,etc,or even by the viewing public. Evidently this is not the case: most leading film actresses have done nude scenes when the...

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Are Tiger Woods' sexual exploits - in any way - ANY of your business? No,they certainly aren't,but on the other hand no hot-blooded macho male can get enough pictures of Cristina De Basso!

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do you HONESTLY not think that this is nasty? Yes,I see what you are referring to here. You are asking me if I think the latest video-song of rapper Too $hort,called: Don't Fight The Feeling,is Too Na$ty????? Well my answer is: YES!!! ....HONESTLY!!!

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All of a sudden I appear to be posting twice to my replies. What am I doing wrong? Probably because your responses are so nice,you need to post them twice.... :)

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:Do Penguins have a third eye for navigation back to there nesting growns. Thanks Sully. Penguins have 2 eyes,a beak,and webbed feet,and despite the colony consisting of thousands of pairs of nesting birds,they are always able to locate their own eggs/young. Amazing.

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Why have so many Americans got beef with Obama? I would love Obama. Trade you for Gordon Brown or David Cameron? ;) Good idea,Stephy! Obama cannot be Superman,can he? ---Whatever anyone in the USA might wish. America's problems are massive,and President Obama alone cannot sort them out,but he is a very dapper and intelligent guy and I like him. But if you say go on a site like inquire,there are raging debates among rabid American right-wingers,about whether Obama is "a nasty Liberal",or "a Republican in...

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What is your favourite summer song?! SUMMER SONG, by Grover Washington Jnr. ALL SUMMER LONG, by the Beach Boys. SUMMER IN THE CITY, by John Sebastian.

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If you could exterminate a race of people which one should it be ADOLF HITLER has already tried this one,with only moderate and partial success. Your question smacks of racism,and is somewhat distasteful.

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Should Answerbag management be fired because they don't understand the point system is outrageously defective and should be changed? This question is insulting to the people who run answerbag,accusing them of being incompetent.

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Can someone be unpopular but well-respected? How about popular but not respected? How about both unpopular and a right pain in the a**?? :)

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As an American I am tired of politicians saying they speak for the American people when all they speak for is their party. They lie..why? Because all politicians are perforce natural liars,just like is TONY BLIAR [sic],and GORDON LIAR BROWN. But didn't you know that already??

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If I choose my askers pick and later I see another answer to my question and I pick it too what happens do they both get it(anyone know) Thanks for asking Candygirl. Please see my request for your friendship. I am a Gospel-Oriented person as well. As regards your Q,well,on the odd occasion this has happened to me,and I have thus awarded TWO answerers the green ASKERS PICK for excellent answers. Thus,I disagree with Rosie's answer. [Don't forget,Candygirl,THIS answer can ALSO receive a green Label!!]

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Is there any sin you can commit and not be accepted into heaven? Yes. Most of the seriously evil sins will get you excluded from heaven. Be advised.

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Why is it we always seem to have enough money to spend on killing people but never enough to spend on keeping them educated or healthy? I believe that education and heath are very personal matters and should be funded and provided for by the individual or his/her family or relatives. No one should expect the state to fund their health and education needs. Each individual will provide for themselves in proportion to exactly how much health and education they want or need and they should not be dictated to by the state on these...

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A universal God belief, what's your opinion? God,through Jesus Christ,is not a "representative" of any eastern or western or southern or northern deity,period. Jesus IS the deity and has His own "representatives",i.e. His faithful disciples. On the other hand,anyone who has fully been imbued with God's Holy Spirit is a walking talking true accurate reflection of the Deity,in personal form. Therefore,you are making the mistake of trying to...

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How important is a politican's private life? To WHOM?

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What would you want written on your tombstone? Jesus never needed any headstone with plaintive words on,or the services of a Funeral Director's parlour,because he said NO! to death. ---Bravo!!

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I've heard that in England, the term "fanny" refers to the female genitalia. Is that true? Yes,Meouw Meouw,etc,it can do,indeed. It's a slang word for that part of the female's anatomy. But,say if you are a very posh person in England,or part of the Aristocracy,or you are what's known commonly as a "Hooray Henry" [ie,a bit of a T*at,--there's another BAAD word!!],then if you said,for example: "I find that very funny",it might come out of your mouth as: "I find that very FANNY!!!"...

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Have you ever felt like you had no friends left? This question has apparently been posted by....-----. I have some doubts about the Asker's Identity? Does anyone else share these nagging doubts??

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Do Protestants observe Lent? Thank you for your pertinent question,Marguerite my AB friend. Good to see you are still with Answerbag. Yes,many of them observe it,in various ways. "Observation" is easy,but giving things up you don't prefer to give up is harder. I myself am a Protestant. I have decided to give up lentils for Lent.

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When I ask a question it says I should be getting "great" answers. If I don't get "great" answers can I take legal action? Well,you could inwardly curse them for not giving you the "great" answer you were hoping for...... Or,you could sue the under-performing responder for their inadequate performance,but of course if you lose,you will have to pay your own costs.

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Do you believe those people who say, "I would still work even if I was rich and didn't have to"? What's up with that? I can only think they must be compulsive workaholics ;)

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Call Girls In Delhi 09818101056,Delhi Call Girls 09818101056,Call Girls In Dubai 09818101056,Dubai Call Girls 09818101056,, Is this a genuine AB service,or a scam,or a rip-off,and are all these Tel. numbers listed above genuine,or not?

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call girl service in chandigarh (miss sofia 09780054066) Q: Can I call this number collect from Maryland on the eastern US seaboard?

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Do you believe we should of left the teachers right to hit a student if they do something bad? Do you think therefore that all teachers should wear gun holsters and carry loaded guns in them? Then if trouble begins,they would be able to say to the student: "What you gotta ask yourself,punk,is:'Am I feelin' lucky today..??'"

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If there isn't a God,then why do some Athiests get so ralled up about someone who believes? I don't,it doesn't bother me. Atheists want everyone to be stupid enough to go around saying: "There Is No God" --just like they do. If you make a stand and say: "There IS a God,and I know Him",then that gets their goat because in their ill-chosen arrogance,they hate to be disagreed with.

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Any other adult people like Spongue Bob? Did you perhaps mean to ask about Sponge Bob Online games?

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why is everybody hating on obama? Beacause he reckons he can solve every problem. He need to say "I f****d up just once

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do you dislike surprises?? It depends,somewhat. Surprises can come in different guises,and can run the gamut from pleasant to rather nasty.

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Say I believe in God and want to turn to him to start my life over,would anyone help me to convert? Being willing to believe that God is real,and being willing to look at the evidence,and wanting to live a pure life is a very good start. God can touch you in many different ways,and your whole existence will start to improve,and your heart will be gladdened. I am willing to discuss with you or help in any way I can. You can check out by profile on AB,send me an AB message or contact me at: ...

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Is there a limit to how much "truth" we can take? Truth does not come by the pound or by the gallon or even by the bucketload,and it's not delivered to you door by a postman or a roundsman or even by FedExpress.... It is moreover a state of knowledge,a state of having realized you have found what you are seeking,and it is a state of absolute conviction that what you have got is RIGHT and is WHOLESOME. The only thing you can limit or put a...

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is it possible for an imperfect man in an imperfect world to achieve an ideal state of mind? if so can you tell when they lie about it? They lie about it at the point when they have actuallly achieved perfection,because then they get paranoid and are scared that everyone else will be green with jealousy at seeing their idealism in embodied form,and will attempt to rip them to pieces.

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how do you commit social suicide on answerbag? I guess by putting down an answer that nobody on AB likes,then they will all hate you for that answer forevermore and you will feel despised,dispirited and downtrodden. So be warned....... :)

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Can those who use AB to advertise be banned? It is getting quite out of hand ........ Good question,thatsJustme! I would never use this site to try to tout for business,or to publicise my family's or friend's businesses,etc,that's unethical and plain bad manners,and a proliferation of Q's for Call-Girl businesses on AB should be severely censured by the Answerbag Staff,agreed!

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What is the optimum duration of a movie? Anything of less duration than the length of the moovies AVATAR,SPARTACUS,or GONE WITH THE WIND. In other words,about 2 hours,optimum.

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Do you think if ABers asked queries with BETTER grammar; punctuation; and spelling that protracted queries would be more TOLERABLE? I don't quite understand your question,Millennium,my AB friend, but I think I do understand what you're driving at. It would be a lot simpler if every time someone [especially "Guests"--YOU know who you are!!] asked a Q,they first checked their grammar,logic,spelling,punctuation,etc,before posting their Question. Amen! Millennium,I was fascinated with your ongoing squabble with "malkia",on...

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Has anyone noticed that if America doesn't like something, they'll declare war on it? War on poverty, war on hunger, war on terrorism, war on drugs, etc... Gods I'm surprised there isn't a war on education by now. What is America? Just a constant war? It is said that WAR is the only way Americans learn about GEOGRAPHY,and this is usually attributed to Ambrose Bierce,if you have come across him? Therefore,I can only think that this constant declaring of WAR against far-flung little countries by the USA,is in the earnest pursuit of getting their fellow Americans to learn more about the subject of geography. AM I right,Sir??

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Was the World Created in Six Days? 6 and a half days actually,although that extra half-day was just what God would have referred to as a "tidying-up exercise"... :)

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Why are pizzas packed and delivered in square boxes rather than round boxes? Because it's a square world,baby; Professor MICHAEL BENTINE said so,and proved it,and he was born in India!

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Which is more contagious...being rude to others or being polite to them? Neither. Manners are important,of course,they oil the social wheels of society. But neither the use of good manners,nor the lack/absence of good manners is likely to be contagious,or to spread a contagion. AMEN!

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I believe that marriage is for life, my wife has abandoned our vowels but I don't believe in that, does anyone know of a support group?help My Goodness me!! If you wife has abandoned her vowels,you poor chap,that means she is is speaking by using only consonants,so I'm not at all surprised she is making no sense to you whatsoever! My advice to is to forget the helplines and just file for divorce today. I believe you have reasonable grounds.

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will you buy a toyota? Only if it's a Dinky Toy[-ota] which I can push around the living room floor!

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Does sun make you happy? It rather depends on the sun's strength. For example,some days in the UK in winter,there is a sun in the sky (but not on many days)--but it gives off no warmth or heat,so it's like a "paper sun". On the other hand,in South Spain or Portugal's Algarve in midsummer,temperatures from the sun's heat can reach 42 degrees Celsius,and if you bathe yourself for a week in that sort of heat,you can...

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What are small black pellets found in the refrigerator? They could be spent shotgun pellets perhaps...do you live in Texas??

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Can applying for a credit card actually hurt my credit rating? That's right. Anyone who applies for a credit card immediately gets their credit rating downgraded by several points. I would personally advise against it.

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How About A Nice Hawaiin Punch? If you don't like that, what Do you want? NO,I wouldn't want to be punched by A Hawaiian,even if he is wearing a grass tutu and doing a Hula Dance at the same time :)

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we r trying to get pregnant but hes infertile can you give us any advice to help r chances ? we want this more than anything You should straightway book an appointment with a Doctor at an infertility clinic near to you.

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How do you like to wear jeans? Usually on the lower part of my torso,that suits me fine.

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How many miles must a man walk down, before you can call him a man? I think if a man were to walk down Highway 51,or Highway 61 for that matter,they wouldn't call him a man,they would call him a corpse,because he would get run over by a truck and the trucks in America come in sizes which could easily squash a man flat into the asphalt.

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There is no such thing as perfection. Do you think that's why some people are never satisfied because they expect perfection? In The Bible [Matthew 5:48] Jesus exhorts his disciples: "Be ye therefore perfect,even as your Father in heaven is perfect." Therefore,anyone who meditates on this exhortation and takes Jesus at His Word,will strive constantly in all they do for perfection. The implication is that the goal is achievable,otherwise Jesus would not have given His exhortation to his disciples. AMEN!

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How did the Israeli Spy Service MOSSAD get its name? Thank you,Barcaluv,for your expert answer. I bet not many people could have given such an expert answer,or even know how MOSSAD got its name,and some probably just assume it's an acronym.

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Have you ever been involved in a vendetta as instigator, participant or target? Anyone "win"? Vendetta is a mafia word...bad business that.

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Why aren't American Christians as committed to their religion as Islamic terrorist are to theirs? That's certainly not true. Have you never toured the dynamic churches of the American Southern Bible Belt,for example? Secondly,if Islamic terrorists have a religion,would you call that religion a terror religion?

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Can you imagine what would happen if the electricity has been cut off from the world? God Forbid!! ..I think however that I would be powerless [sic] to do anything about it,except swear... ;)

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what do you think of chrirtians ..be honest and you got to say why ? chrirtians? ??...Who are these people?? I would tell you my opinion if I knew who you were talking about.

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I think anyone who uses the word "retard" about another human being is ignorant at best, bigoted/cruel at worst. What do you think? I am not sure what the correct answer is here. I have a feeling that 'retarded' comes from the French Language,and means "arriving late"-- as in,for example: "Sacre bleu!..j'arriverai en retard,c'est dommage!"

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Do you think it is appropriate to "scold" other AB members for not responding quickly enough to suit you? I think it is very rude. Since you have no idea what someone's personal life is like, why would you scold anyone for something like that? Would you? I would never attempt to scald anyone,because boiling hot water can burn the skin badly. If someone is slow in responding to a question,in order to save time,it's best to proceed immediately to the next question.

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favourite hockey player Is this a statement of fact,or some kind of a query? (Just asking,that's all,don't lose your rag!))

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Why are Democrats such F'ing Retards!! Who are you referring to in particular,as an example of your argument??

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If you were plankton, and could talk, then would you? Yes indeed,I would have a lengthy conversation with YOU,if you were plankton also. Sounds like fun.

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Is there a link between psychology and brain regions? I have not come across any link at all so far. BTW: Where are the brain regions,is that in the far north,in Alaska and Canada?

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What is the meaning of life? This I think has already been exhaustively answered in the Monty Python movie: THE MEANING OF LIFE. Have you seen it yet? It will answer your question for you.

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What is the meaning of roses on Valentine's Day? The Simple answer: ROSES are red, VIOLETS are blue.. [agreed,so far?? OK!] On Valentine's Day,answerbaggers send red roses to the pretty girls on the Answerbag staff... [p.s. I'm not sure this either rhymes or scans,but it's the thought that counts,huh??]

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Do you not think it would be a better world if we just started worshiping Trees instead of God? Errr,NO!! ...But I don't mind much if you want to wander off into the forests in Northern California and hug a few redwoods,if you think that will make the world a better place. There is little evidence that Jesus was a passionate tree-hugger,but then again,there is little evidence that He wasn't.

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I'm scared that there maybe a Hell. People say there is one and some say there is not one. Who's right? The Bible says there is a Hell. Christ Jesus talked about Hell. Hell is real. Sorted.

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Do you "clock in" today as Christ's employee? Are you receiving benefits? Too many people are on benefits in Great Britain already,without having Christ to encourage them.

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How can I change the direction in which my hair grows?? Yes,but you will need to stand for up to ten hours per day in a wind tunnel.

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Is George Bush the most hated person in the world? Not necessarily,my friend. The Republicans love him and would have tried to vote him back into office,but he had served his two terms and the rules say you are only allowed to serve two terms. George W. Bush-if you can leave aside all the warmongering--is just a lovable family man and a bit of a buffoon but in a cute silly way.

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When you leave a place/person, do you do so quietly with kindness or make a scene so people will notice you've gone? This of course depends. If I leave the house of a friend,well of course I will comport myself with grace and dignity. But if I am leaving the house of someone who has upset me or annoyed me,or aggrieved me or harmed me,(or anyone I know who is dear to me) then of course I would kick all their dustbins over,throw bricks in their goldfish pond,and generally make as much racket and din as possible.

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whats the biggest dick in the world? YOU are,for asking such a dumb question.

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What are the attributes of a good neighbor? I'd say that if you act in a neighbourly fashion with consideration towards your neighbour[s]--that makes you a good neighbour. ..It's the bad neighbours you've got to worry about.

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If it is true that "winning is everything", things like truth and honor must be nothing. What do you think? Yes,that is so correct. WINNING IS everything,nothing else really matters. Winners are the victors,in historical terms. Winners get the gold,the booty,the prizes,the girls,and losers go away with nothing. When the pop group HOT CHOCOLATE sang: "Everyone's a Winner,baby" they were talking absolute nonsense,total BS,because there are always winners ansd losers,and there are a lot more losers...

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Is plausible as good as possible? What about practicable,feasible, achievable, attainable? The answer is: NO. All these 6 words have different meanings,and different shades of meaning. For example,plausible means it could be true. Possible means it could be achievable. Achievable itself means achievable. Feasible means viable in the circumstances. Attainable means likely to be attained.

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How do you get your toddler to stop picking their nose? I try putting a stinging nettle into his little hand. He soon gets the message.

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why does my mother avoid me Is this a statement of fact,or is it supposed to be a Q. /?/ If so,where ids the question mark..[?]

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If we cannot kill God, can we kill religion? No,sober,my friend,you can't kill that either,sorry. But Yes,you can kill a conversation stone dead if you get drunk and start farting loudly!!!

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Was Jesus a virgin when he died? Probably not,but it may be his wife was. Sorry,I meant his Mother,Mary. Some disbelievers disbelieve this,but nevertheless they can't provide any evidence to prove that she wasn't.

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Anybody missing George Bush yet?! Even the electric chair wouldn't be hot enough punishment for that guy.

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With stories like the tower of Babal, the story of Jesus and Satan going to the highest mountain to see all of the kingdoms, and everybody seeing Jesus leave in the clouds, how can you still take the bible literally? It's the Tower Of Babel,actually,literally. Jesus spoke figuratively in his arguments with Satan,an evil spirit. No one can physically stand on a mountain top and see literally for a thousand miles or more,not even Jesus. The Bible is a valuable resource,but must be interpreted carefully as appropriate.

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What are you going to do on New Years Eve? Share your answer...

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Why is it so hard to practice what you preach? This is a problem I've had for as long as I can remember. This is because you are preaching stuff,organizedchaos,that is very difficult in practice to practice.

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Would you rather trust your salvation to Jim Carey or Steve Carell? Did you mean comic JIM CARREY?? Q: Why would anyone trust their salvation to a prankster,for God's sakes?? Mind you,I think I would probably be in safe hands with Rob Brydon. :)

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do woman find it offensive if they are asked for a dance in a disco or a pub ? Not if they are gagging for it.

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Christians: From which cites, do you suggest I obtain truthful info on Mormonism? There may be more than one correct choice. There's only one answer: Salt Lake City,UTAH. The Mormon Tabernacle building/temple is very impressive.

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How is Boxing Day celebrated? By going ten rounds in the ring with Muhammad Ali. He's well past his best form now,so you should be in with a sporting chance.

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is it better to go on being wrong or be proven wrong? Being wrong is actually cool. In MICHAEL JACKSON's song,BEAT IT,he sings: "It doesn't matter,who's wrong or right....." so the bottom line is,it doesn't matter if you're wrong or you're right so long as you've got a life.

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Why do my cats bow their heads when I sing to them? RESPECT!!! :)

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At what angle would you need to shoot someone in the buttocks or anal area in order to kill them? On no,Halliburton,don't tell me that DICK CHENEY is still having sleepless nights!!!

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What does the term "step on your dick" mean The same as stamp on your cock ;)

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Is the death of Brittany Murphy enough to take the interest off the Tiger Woods saga? If Brittany was one of Tiger Woods mistresses,then Tiger could be investigated for causing a suspicious death.

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Is abortion wrong? Abortion is killing the unborn child,in foetus form. If your mother had decided to abort you before birth you wouldn't even be asking this question.

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Can you help with these two cryptic christmas questions? All answers are parts of the body These are statements not questions.

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What is your experience with LSD .. ? I spend it far too damn fast. My bank manager keeps saying I need sessions of finance therapy.

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Would you date a flat chested girl? Maybe...whyever not? But first,I would ask her how she came to be run over by a steamroller?

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hi my name is cassandra i am 27 years old my husbend just found out he is still married to his first wife we have been married for 3 years And what is your QUERY?

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What present is ELIN WOODS giving Tiger [aka Cheetah] this Christmas?? Actually,I was thinking of the answer in terms of a joke:she's giving him the old Heave-Ho-Ho!!! :)

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What present is ELIN WOODS giving Tiger [aka Cheetah] this Christmas?? Share your answer...

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Would you really like to live forever and what would you do for ever and ever and ever....? Most of the answers you have reaped here,Journo,in response to your worthy Question,have been in the negative. ..I wonder why?? I mean,what's so awful about eternal life,as a concept,when the scriptures bIG it up,as a goal very much to be aspired to? I have always liked the quote from musician IAN DURY,who is reputed to have said: "There are a couple of ways to avoid death: one is to be...

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why do Americans speak English? This is a silly question. Everyone knows that the USA is the most immigrated into,cosmopolitan,country on earth so if you were to actually spend a week in America,smathie,you would no doubt hear spoken English,Spanish,Chinese,Japanese,Inuit,and about 260 other various languages besides.

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Why do caucasian's look better then black people. I mean caucasians have stronger jawlines and pretty eyes and i wished i was white. I'm black myself and sometimes i wished i looked like Brad Pitt or Zac Efron. So, I just need some advice. How do you define a Caucasian? Is it someone who lives in the region of the Caucasus mountain range?? In that case,count me out.

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Is it illegal to cycle a bike when really drunk? No,it's just plain stupid,because you'll probably fall off!

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Why is the USA such a staunch ally of Israel? (opinions welcome) Very good question! I wish I knew! The USA has a pop. of around 5 million Jews,so that might have something to do with it. Also,the US feels it needs an ally state in the Middle East,to counter any offensives from hostile Arab countries. But there are probably more reasons than that.

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What could be a good reason that the new AB page header fills up half of my screen? Dunno.

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Are there any southern countries with tall men? I want to move to the south yet all I have found is countries full of shorties? Yeah! In Southern Texas you can find men over 12 feet tall,and that's without the stetson,y'all. In Southern Texas--why,even the green grasshoppers are like baby kangaroos....y'all.

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How would you react when the angel Gabriel knocked you (or your s/o) up one night? I'd open the door sharply and say: "LOOK,WHAT THE F***?!! I've just had Santa Claus and his reindeer on my doorstep,and now what do YOU want??"

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Have you ever wanted to be a harem girl? Yes,of course. I always wanted to be part of Tiger Woods' harem but he doesn't seem to go much for black girls. ...MMmm,funny that.

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How can I kill myself without making it look like suicide?? Hitch a ride with a truck driver,and ask him to negotiate a level crossing when a train is coming. ...should do the trick;nobody will ever suspect you.

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How loud does money have to talk before you listen? It just depends how much money you have. Over a million,money doesn't talk,it yells. Over ten million,money doesn't need to talk or yell,your capital speaks for itself.

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Who thinks that topics on answerbag isn't the only thing in beta? Sorry,I don't understand the question. What's beta,is it a part of the alphabet??

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What is the funniest knock knock joke? Q: Knock Knock....WHO's there??? A: TIGER. Q: Tiger WHO? A: TIGER WOODS. Q: Wassup,Tiger? Whaddya want? A: I want to go on OPRAH. Q: Right!! Btw,is that on Oprah,or on Oprah's TV show?? :)

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Did you know that Glenn Beck raped and killed a girl in 1990? I didn't know this.I am shocked and horrified if this is true. Did he get prosecuted and jailed,and if so,for how long?

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What could be the greatest discovery that would never win a Nobel? To find out the exact number of camels on the Australian continent.

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Some people say there can't be good without evil. Are they saying the Garden of Eden sucked big time? There CAN be good without evil,but evil has been around so long nobody can imagine life on earth without evil being present. AMEN.

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What is the most veg(etari)an country in the world? India. The pop. is 100% vegetarian. Not through choice,just because they're all so bloody poor.

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Obama is of to Norway to collect his Nobel Peace Prize. Does he deserve it? Obama came back from Oslo several days ago,after collecting his Prize. You need to keep up to date with your Q's or you might even miss Christmas before you realise it's here.

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WAR, HUH, Good gawd yawl, What is it GOOD FOR? The armaments indusrtry,I guess.

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WAR, HUH, Good gawd yawl, What is it GOOD FOR? Share your answer...

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WAR, HUH, Good gawd yawl, What is it GOOD FOR? Share your answer...

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yet another cum question help me try to understand why Have you tried salted peanuts instead?

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they better change it back to the old AB or else im gonna______!wat? throw myself head first into a steaming vat of superglue,and serve AB right.

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Who out there is very confused and unhappy with the new Answerbag? What's going on?!!!! Frankly I am disoriented that answerbag format has been changed so radically when I was very pleased with the old format,which was so easy to whizz round and understand. So you could say I am not best pleased because the old format really did not need fixing.

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I cannot log on or register. AB has changed the format without asking us if we wanted it changed.

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Johnny rotten is advertising ...butter, has he sold his image? Not really. He was an arsehole before he made the advert,and he's still an arsehole,only a few pounds richer. In the advert,he pretends to savour a particular brand of butter. Well,butter's not good for you anyway,it's just stealing milk from cows. In the advert,he pretends to be a country-living person when he's obviously not,so as well as being revealed to be a...

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What is something I could write inside of a Christmas Card? Dear Paris Hilton,sweetie darling, Fancy hooking up with me on Christmas Eve?? I could show you my goody-bag,and we can go dancing. And there's more where that came from. Much kisses,mmm, signed,TIGER Woods.

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What book or part of the Bible is the most challenging for you to read? Why? The Book Of Kings,in The Old Testament. Henry V and Richard II,and all the rest of the Plantagenet kings of England: all is forgiven.

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Who would win in a catfight, Paris Hilton or Perez Hilton? I would put money on PARIS HILTON. She's the real deal:a feisty heterosexual she-leopard/vixen beautiful model/heiress. Perez Hilton [aka: Mario Armando Lavendeira] is a useless gay gormless Cuban cretin. Therefore: No Contest! :)

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How should we pronounce Copenhagen? CO-PEN-HAY-GUN!

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Are you still waiting for Mr. Right? No! I'm waiting for MISS Right! ;)

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How can I stop my mom from verbally abusing me? It's like killing me. :/ (Post inside with full story, it's very long.) Please take time out to help me? :o I have no one else to turn to. How old are you? And you live in TEXAS,right? Is that in the City of Houston,or in the countryside,somewheres? I sympathise if you have family disputes to deal with,on a daily basis. I have done Counselling duties myself for several years. I would advise you to read and consider all the posts of the other respondents on this thread,[such as singwell-is off,or anything goes],who advise...

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Was 2pac bipolar? No,he was an American.

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If it doesn't kill you, does it make you stronger? No,it'll kill you the next time!!

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Shhhhhhh, It's...........................(complete) a BABYCHAM! [TV advertisement from the 1970's]

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Can anybody here tell a joke with one word? Yes,IF it is a WORD that constitutes a 'trigger' as a pre-arranged signal,or references a previously-told hilarious joke,which starts the laughter off all over again,y'know.

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Can i be arrested in court on a motion to quash a warrant? When you have been sitting quietly in the Court,hearing your case,have you ever felt the sudden urge to pass a motion,but the attendant signalled to you that you were not allowed to leave the Courtroom at that time?

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Does a penis shrink after death? What kind of a tasteless question is this?

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PERUGIA, Italy (AP) Jury convicts American student Amanda Knox of murdering her British roommate, gets 26 years. Do you think she is guilty and do you think the sentence is to long? Nice to see you're keeping bang up to date with the Breaking News,-Icy! It's certainly broken right over the heads of American Amanda and her Italian boyfriend. But I figured they were guilty,some time ago. The Ivory Coast drifter GUEDE has already been jailed for life for murder,for HIS part in the trio's conspiracy,and after that,as the 11-month trial dragged on,the chances...

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What are some good cardio workouts? Go strew some 20-pound notes around on the ground,and bend down as quickly as you can to pick them all up again,before somebody else does. :) +3 points to xalicia,for keeping me fit.

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The media frenzy over the Tiger Woods imbroglio begs the question, "We are a nation of busybodies?" President Obama has ordered another 30,000 troops for the war in Afghanistan,and a coupla' thousand extra troops to go guard Tiger Woods' Orlando mansion. --PEACEKEEPERS!!--

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Take a look at my name.Take a look at my profile.Tell me what you think about about me.Be truthful.Don't be scared.I can handle criticism. I think you're cool,ShinyGirl,you ain't noways stupid,and I accept your polite request for AB friendship. E-mail me,if you wish to chat about whatever it is,at : peter.johnson97@yahoo.com I am fairly cool myself,but not anywheres near as good-looking as GARTH BROOKS,so that's me stuffed,then,huh? [:)] What about TOBY KEITH,as well,whilst we're on the subject?...

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If a plane crashes on the border of California and Mexico,where do you bury the survivors? Q: Why bother burying them at all? After all,they're most likely drug traffickers. Leave the bodies layin' around on the ground,at least it will give the vultures dinner for a coupla' days. :) +3 points for an intriguing question.

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To be my girl i want a big girl to be mine is there any? HOW bIG??

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An Italian jury in Perugia has now retired to consider verdicts in the case against AMANDA KNOX and her boyfriend RAFFAELE SOLLECITO,accused of killing housemate MEREDITH KERCHER. AB-ers:has anyone followed this case,and do you say Guilty! or Not Guilty? I don't want to prejudice your answers in any way.

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What's the SCARIEST threat you've ever heard and/or received? One of my best friends told me he'd sent my debt account on to a Sicilian debt-collection agency. Scared the hell out me.

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Do you know a word begins with "pre"? preparatory school.

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Does anyone know a word or phrase that rhymes with alicia? Yep,GALICIA. It's a province in North Western Spain,where the Galicians speak in the traditional Gallego dialect. It sure rhymes with alicia,which is a rather nice-sounding name. + 3 points.

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Any 1 know any (very funny)jokes xalicia: I know a rather funny joke about TIGER WOODS. Would you like to hear it? How raunchy--or otherwise--is your SOH..??

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When Jesus was arrested in the Garden of Gethsemane, who actually arrested Jesus - Roman soldiers or the temple guards? All the Bible says in various gospels is: a great multitude, chief priests, officers, captains, scribes and elders. The officers were probably Scottish police. They imagined that Jesus was most likely an airplane hijacker. One exclaimed: "Hoots,mon,where be yer'troosers??"...

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Is Obama a shop-a-holic spending all that money? The American Government,with Obama as figurehead President,is on a vast spending spree with the US taxpayers dosh. Don't be surprised if between them they manage to bankrupt the USA.

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Is the USA a third world country now? Yep,it's just swapped places with South America. Nobody noticed as well.

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Does anybody know any funny German jokes? Q: How did the Germans manage to conquer Poland so fast?? A: They marched in backwards,and the Poles thought they were leaving. Q: Have you heard about the new German Restaurant on the Berlinerplatz?? A: The food is great,but an hour later you're hungry for power.

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How do the call a doctor that fixed fractures of the leg? And how do they call a doctor that knows twice as much about it? Good question,StupidGirl. --Consultant Osteopathic Surgeon-- Registered with the National Board of Osteopathic Surgeons. Q: What do they call the Surgeon who knows twice as much about it??? --Damn clever.

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Is there any thing i can take to get cocain out of my system How come you have cocain [sic] in your system? What system is that?

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Will Tiger avoid a cage? He HAS to! ...You can't play a lot of golf in a cage.

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Does a potato really work as a silencer for a gun? Well observed,Sir,it does indeed. But of course you need the right size of potato.

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Who's more wrong? Elin Woods for violently beating Tiger like Chris Brown beat Rihanna or Tiger for his alleged affair? I wouldn't like to make the comparison,thanks. Better to treat each case on its de-merits,huh? It's not yet been PROVEN that Elin beat up her husband OR his car,although the whole incident reeks suspiciously,and it's not yet been PROVEN that Tiger has been conducting an illicit,adulterous affair with Rachel Uchitel. As regards Rihanna,I think Chris Brown has said sorry and...

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I suffer from topical agnosia, (so did Einstein apparently) anyone else got it. Topical agnosia???...Obviously no one on AB has suffered from it. Neither have I,for that matter. But anything that's current or topical,or trendy,well,I could certainly go for THAT! ;)

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How do you deal with ennui? Suggestions please. Funny no one has tried to answer this Q,Moley. MMmm... ..perhaps AB has no French members!!?? Ennui? It only affects the French,who have been established as a rotten old bunch of cheese-eating surrender monkeys. So,if they suffer from occasional bouts of ennui,well it only serves them right. :)

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I just woke up and found a herd of zebra in my lounge. The nice policeman said if I wait here they will go away. How long does it take for zebra to leave and how will I know when they are gone? I can't help you on the subject of removal of zebras,but I know when an elephant's been in my fridge!!! [.....]

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"Dwelling in the past is futile" What do you think of this quote? The life lessons you have already experienced before should have been incorporated into your psyche,so you don't have to morbidly inhabit your previous life,rather it is better to live in the present day. JETHRO TULL had a nice song which encapsulated your question,in their song: LIVING IN THE PAST.

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If God threw Satan out of Heaven, how did Satan get back in? He DIDN'T get back in,that's just the point,and that's also why he's so damn steaming mad about it.

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How are we better off with Obama as president? Why file this Q. under the heading "Assassinations"? Are you trying to imply something? Barack Obama is no more or less likely to be assassinated than any other of the 43 previous American Presidents.

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What are the English equivalent to these American words: Pants, rappel, eggplant, parking lot, hood, trunk, garbage, gasoline, candy and stroller? pants= trousers rappel= ........ eggplant= aubergine parking lot= car park hood= sun roof [convertible] trunk= boot [of car] garbage= rubbish,waste gasoline [gas]= petrol candy= sweets stroller= .......... ah well,8 [correction...7!] out of 10 ain't bad. +3 points.

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Who is responsible for the worst acting performance in a movie that you've seen? Peter Cook,in the 1967 film BEDAZZLED. The film was rubbish,and the acting of Peter Cook,Dudley Moore and Eleanor Bron was rubbish also. What a turkey!

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Do Jehovah's Witnesses believe God lives in a watchtower? God DOES live in a watchtower,doesn't HE?

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I have gone out to dinner with this guy 4 times. 1st 2 we just said goodnight, 3rd he hugged me, and the 4th a peck on the lips that could have been more except that I was awkward and just responded with a closed-mouth peck on the side. WHat does it mean I means you are going out with a woodpecker.

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MEN: Seriously now. . . . . .you're walking down a street and a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN catches your eye. You fantasize KISSING HER when "lo and behold" she stops right in front of you, puts her arms around you, and begins kissing you madly! What WOULD you do? I would put all my power and strength into fighting her off desperately. Then again,on second thoughts,maybe not. :) + 3 points,for good fantasy,Millennium. Thanks,babe.

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My fiancee is cheating with my married best friend. I've seen the emails with all the details. Who do I confront first? Do I say anything, as I know it would devastate my best friends husband ... You don't need to confront ANYBODY,because confrontation just causes intractable argument and no satisfying result. Just wish her: "Good Luck with your new partner",then tell her to piss off!

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There's racism, sexism... what is "religionism" called and do you know any other word like that? protectionism...hedonism...tourism...masochism...sadism...relativism...fascism...IS I GETTING OFF ON too many "-ISMS'"? :)

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What are some dieseases or cancers that effect the digestive system? Cancer of the stomach [gastric];or cancer of the oesophagus. Cancer of the colon or bowel. Cancer of the rectum. Cancer can spread through the lymph and lymph glands and get virtually anywheres in the human body,and may not confine itself to strictly the digestive area functions. Other prominent problems in stomach and duodenum are swollen ulcers.

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Now that Oprah is quitting her talk show, who would NOT be a good replacement? (The more humorous the better!) SARAH PALIN!

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Hubby has a tummy ache today so we have to stay home. HE doesn't like sci-fi movies and I don't like "hack 'em ups", so what's a good movie to watch to pass the time today? The SOUND OF MUSIC,or SOUTH PACIFIC. ..You'll love 'em and they are uncomplicated and inoffensive. +3

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Can peace ever happen in the Middle East if neither the Israelis nor Palestinians forgive each other? It's true that some Israelis want peace,and so do some Palestinians,but there is lacking a CONCERTED wish or striving for peace amongst both these communities. That is why sooner or later sporadic fighting or attacks break out again,causing further enmity and rankling,and this has been happening consistently since 1917.

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Have you ever tried to do something good but ended up messing it up? No,but I think BERNARD MADOFF has....

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You do see where i am going with this question, don't you? No,because I haven't got eyes in the back of my bottom. :)

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Can a joke be too smart to be funny? Q: What's Black and White,and has trouble exiting revolving doors?? +3

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If McDonald's sold hotdogs, would you eat them? Certainly NOT!! I would report MacDonalds to the R.S.P.C.A.

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On the whole,do you appreciate "one-liner" type jokes and gags,and do you perhaps have a favourite one that you could tell? Here's a couple of silly ones from me: Q: How does a gingerbread man walk? A: Very gingerly! Q: What do you call an American fighting soldier all covered in green gunk? A: GUNGE-HO!

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How long do it take for a sweet potatoe pie to bake in the oven I don't know...I give up.

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Is the person named Jesus Christ fiction, I can't find evidence that he did exist, can you give me more that an opinion, can you give me evidence that he did infact exist? The Turin Shroud.

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What is compassion? Is killing of animals for our palate a compassionate virtue? Compassion,in a nutshell,is human kindness expressed in a practical and real way to all creatures large and small. Therefore,obviously,the killing of animals--our dear brothers and sisters of the animal kingdom--is a most heinous evil thing,and to profit from their killing by wearing trinkets or furs or alligator shoes,or merely for food on a plate is not something which the...

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Spiritually speaking - Have you ever met the enemy within you? How do you handle this enemy? The enemy within is satan the devil,who is an egregious invader of human bodies,minds and spirits. First,learn to recognise the invader,then do as Jesus suggested: curse him,and cast him out,lest he cause you further harassment and trouble.

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What to Avoid when Walking down on the French Quarter in New Orleans with Muggers and Beggers and Hoodlums Bothering People in New Orleans...? What to speak of fat black trumpet players and marching street bands....:)

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Anyone heard of the Homestead pub? Stroud Avenue, Willenhall, England? The HOMESTEAD pub,231 Stroud Avenue,Willenhall,West Midlands,WV12. +3 points,for bIGGING UP Willenhall. It needs all the support it can get. :) http://www.ukpubfinder.com/pub/13207

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"All men/women are the same, all are pigs etc.(whatever the opposite gender of yourself is,)" Agree or disagree to this statement and why or why not? Note, I am neutral, I want to see what the world thinks! So you are NEUTRAL. Does that mean you are neither man nor woman?? In answer to your question: men are men; women are women; pigs are hogs--both sows and boars. "SIMPLES!!" [answered by a meercat,in under 5 seconds]

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If you were one of the last two people on earth, who would you like to be with? Well,if you and your wife are already there,that makes two already,and it means that my chances are not looking so good,I'm stuffed!! :)

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What, when "no one is looking" might someone throw? A fit..??

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How does a cow go? On four legs usually,with a frisky swish of its tail.

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What's ONE thing, That Really, Gets on Your Nerves? Car anti-burglar alarms that are so sensitive they go off in the middle of the night even when the car is not being burgled.

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What has NASA never tried? Well,for one,as far as I know they've never tried getting an elephant into a space shuttle. ..Maybe that's one reason why they are abandoning the Space Shuttle programme??

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What's top of your wish list? To get more than 5 Christmas cards this year.

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Would you report your Mum if she commited Murder? I just love hypothetical questions!! A: Certainly NOT!! You mean,like,'shop' my own mother?? Are you kidding,Mr? --I'd keep 'Mum' about it. :)

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Would you call it financial malpractice to allow a 90 year old woman to have 1.4 million in cash in your bank, and not ask that she name a beneficiary? If supposedly a 90-year old woman had all that much money [..pounds,dollars,yuan,or yen,are we talking here??] in her bank account in MY bank,there is no way I would even know about it,because all bank records of accounts held with them are CONFIDENTIAL. Or didn't you KNOW that? I mind MY OWN business,and I look after MY OWN bank account,and I leave everybody else to mind their OWN...

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Could there be more than one God, why or why not? How many Gods would you like there to be,then?

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If a state supreme court refuses to hear a case that I lost at trial and on appeal, HOW do I go about appealing to the Supreme Court of the United States? Please be specific. I should NOT have lost!!!! What was the case all about,and why did you lose--d' you reckon?

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Is there an ethical difference between being a prostitute/pimp and being a pornstar/producer? Is one group more ethical than the other? I'd say that they are all drinking from the same dubious trough,wouldn't you?

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What country, outside your continent, would you like to visit? Well,strictly speaking,the United Kingdom where I live is not a "continent" as such,although major efforts are being made by eurocrats to annex our pretty little country with the rest of Europe [which IS a continent] by draining the English Channel. Which country would I like to visit? Probably Portugal,because I've never set foot in it yet.

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What are the best study drugs, drugs to improve mental capabilities? How well do they work? speed..it enables you to cram much more info than usual,at a superior enhanced rate. It turns you into a clear winner in the exams.

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Anyone here want to be the pope and what would you do? Remember there are no limits once you are the pope! THERE IS ONLY ONE POPE!!! [signed....His Highness,The Pope.] The Pope would not countenance anybody else wanting to be Pope because The Pope's tenure is for life,and only when The Pope dies does another Pope get to succeed Him. In medieval times there were actually TWO Popes,one in Rome,and the other in Avignon,but it didn't work too well and I think they fell out,and this...

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Given its astronomical wealth, does the name "Luxembourg" have anything to do with luxury, or its French equivalent, "de luxe"? No,sorry,you are guessing,but barking up the wrong tree. It has nothing to do with luxury,in any language. Luxembourg is part of a tripartite Union of Low countries including Belgium,Netherlands (Holland),and are often referred to as The "Be-Ne-Lux" countries,which is an acronym of BE,NE and LUX. This name was coined in August 1946 by a Belgian newspaper correspondent. THe origins...

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Do you have any idea why people who are usually unhappy look down upon those who are usually happy? Sour grapes perhaps or something else? Sour grapes,Rosie,is correct. Things have turned sour for those sort of folks and they are secretly nursing a grievance. In revenge they try to psych everyone around them to become miserable as well.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? This conundrum,like "Peter Pepper,etc..." was probably constructed for its amusing alliterative value,and not for much else. A woodchuck is a common North American burrowing rodent,like the marmot or groundhog. They may shift a bit of earth when building their burrows or dams,but I doubt they shift much wood,I mean,why WOOD they..??

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Would you rather die of heat, or freez to death? Do I have a choice?

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What is a place that is "off limits" for your dog or cat? The dining table.

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Is dog dead? Or is he just playing dead? I don't know. What kind of a dog have you got then?

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Has dog ever played tricks for you? You mean like dancing on his hind legs??

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What is the most annoying thing someone can do at a table? ...Start feeding the family dog,because if the dog is a big one he will most likely take it as encouragement and put his big paws up on the table,which is just plain rude.

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The Large Hadron Collider is going back online after a year of repairs. What do you think will happen when scientists try to recreate the energy levels of the Big Bang? I guess if it blows it could destroy half of Switzerland. Maybe the Swiss need to think about that some.

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How come Jesus was a troublemaker? Didn't Mary teach him some manners? You know, blame the parents? Or maybe it was his religion? What do you think? Jesus was NOT a "troublemaker"..!!! WHY are you naming Jesus as "a troublemaker"?? Are you trying to foment trouble yourself?

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Why is there so much hate in the world, why can't everyone just get along? Why can't we all create a heaven on earth? Yes,this is a matter of reflection about the state of the world today. In the 20th century there were more wars and more folks killed overall than in any previous century in history,so when you weigh it up,sadly things are getting worse not better. Of course you can find isolated examples where bunches of people HAVE gotten along together very nicely thank you,such as the WOODSTOCK and ISLE OF...

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What do you believe is the most passionate type of music? (not like love songs, but the type of music that singers and musicians put their hearts and souls into the most.) Dunno....SOUL music,maybe??

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What are the side effects of red bull? Getting hammered and waking up with a huge throbbing pain in your chest...red bull or black bull,it's advisable not to get them angry.

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Is a fair trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed possible in New York? I very much doubt it,and Obama is rather putting his credibility on the line with this trial. But his options are limited,because this defendant can't be released because there would be a public outcry,and he can't be tried in a military court because he's a terrorist and not a war criminal,and Obama has pledged the electorate that he will shut Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp...

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Where in the bible do we learn about Jesus being spanked by Joseph for being a trouble maker? We don't,and you know that very well. You're the one who needs a good spanking,Miss. I'll have a word with Joseph and see what can be done.

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How come Jesus was a troublemaker? Didn't Mary teach him some manners? You know, blame the parents? Or maybe it was his religion? What do you think? No;Jesus,although born in a stable,was very well-brought-up by Mary and Joseph,although they were parents of rather straightened means. They did their best for their cherished anointed Son.

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How do I determine a canary's gender? Easy! The male canary tends to rap a lot,like Jay-Z does,and the femaly canaries sing so sweetly,like Beyonce. ......Or maybe it's the other way round,I've forgotten. It's some time since I've had any contact with canaries. Parrots...well,that's ANOTHER matter.

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What is so short about shortbread? What's so short about Bermuda shorts,for that matter? They are barely above the knees. It may have been OK for some military types on the island of Bermuda in WWII,but it didn't look very good even then.

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Where did Jesus get the money to fund his terrorist organization while paying for food, gas and electricity bills? Is this really the question you meant to ask,or did you somehow get distracted,or did you somehow mix up Jesus Christ with Osama bin Laden?

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How trustworthy is Plan International? What IS Plan International? .... Oh,I see,it's an Organisation working in 48 countries,to alleviate poverty and distress among the world's children. http://www.plan-international.org/ Why,if they are doing such fine charitable work,would you think to distrust them,then,StupidGirl?

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In French, if you don't hear what somebody said, do you say "Quoi?" or "Comment?"? "Quoi?" would be rude and abrupt. "Comment?" or "Encore?" are possible responses,I suppose,but I would think that a typical French person would simply say: "Pardon?" --of course with a heavy French accent!

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In the movie the taking of pelham 123 with john travolta and denzel washignton. Do you think Denzel character took the brive? What's 'the brive',when it's at home?

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My husband has lost his sexual desire, has e.d., and a very stress full job. I have always had a very strong sex drive, and tried to be patient with him, but it is making me feel very unattractive. He won't take the pills the doctor gave him, HELP!! Are the pills the doctor gave him Viagra??

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Can you argue with yourself? Yeah! Why not? If there's no one within earshot,who you gonna argue with? ;)

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Is it true that bin laden is a closet gay? Yes,that's true. It's only by hiding and doing things in his closet that has saved him from being captured by the special forces,these past 8 years....

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What one should forget immediately? sorry,mate,what was your question again??

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Do you think that britain should withdraw from afghanistan Absolutely! Britain should be put back where it belongs,in the middle of the North Sea. It just doesn't look or feel right plonked in the middle of Asia.

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Aside from a few Canadian ones, does the US have any restaurant chains/franchises from other countries? They must have a hard time in New York,debating whether to dine at Hing Wang's Restaurant,or the Hang Wong Restaurant,or to say: "Oh,Hang it all!" and just go to MacDonalds!!

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Would you like to dedicate a song to our President? Oui,monsieur,merci pour la question,je le voudrais bien! "...Michelle,ma belle,sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble,tres bien ensemble..." [MICHELLE,by The Beatles]

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What is it that it never stand still? Simples!! The answer to your question is : TIME! It never stand still,it keep on moving like Old Man River Himself,and he's another! ...Simples!! [This Q. was answered by a meercat,in under 6 seconds!]

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When you lie or cheat you set yourself up to be blackmailed. Doesn't it make more sense to tell the truth? Rosie,I think you make a fair point. But,in order for you to be blackmailed,someone must have seen or witnessed you cheating,by one means or another,or they were keeping tabs on you. Of course the blackmailer would be in the wrong,also,and would just be exploiting or trying to profit themselves from your lapse in morality,so neither of you would come out of it with much glory. +2points,for a...

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Why did god ever make a rule that something has to die for him to forgive? Why a blood sacrifice? When a British soldier gives his life for his comrades in Afghanistan through a sacrificial piece of heroism,is God pleased with that,or is that all in the past??

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How are(n't) we having WW3 yet? Because it hasn't started yet. Stupid Girl:are you intelligent??

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You aren't SERIOUSLY worried about 2012, are you? VERY worried,indeed. I can't sleep,nor do anything. How can you help to pacify or reassure me that nothing amiss will transpire??

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Do you think short skirts and shorts should come with tear away zippers, so women can walk down the street with it below the knees, then go into "ready" mode once they actually get to the club? The bottom part could even double as a scarf or something. How do you define "ready mode" ??

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Laurence J. Peter asks, "If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?" Simples! It's a sign of a nice,tidy mind. Simples!!!! [this question was answered in under 4 seconds,by a meercat ;) ]

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How do you know Jesus smoked weed? You is trippin' out,Girl. Next up you'll be wantin' to say Jesus Our Brother was a' drinkin rye whisky from the bottle,an' hangin' out with sluts. PffffT! Shame on ya,Girl!!

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Brussels Sprouts! Love them? or Hate them? Anything that comes from BRUSSELS,such as the Lisbon EU Treaty,needs to be looked upon with a generous amount of suspicion. :)

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What does the bible teach us about emprisoning or jailing people? The New Testament bears witness that teachers and preachers such as Saint Paul,who used a different name and went around stirring up the populace,needed to be jailed because of the influence they were having. The same went for some of Jesus's disciples,like Stephen for example,who was stoned to death.

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Me and this girl always play fight we be hiting and biteing each other ill sometimes pick her up and carry her around or drop her on a bed or couch playfully we never had sex or anything what is we doing Ouch!! "What is we doing?" ..Are you perhaps "Ali G",under another user-name?? :)

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Is π God's way of telling us we will never control everything? Yes indeed it is. It points to the fact that God's universe is unending and that He is supremely in control. You need to get your head around that inescapable fact double-quick,StupidGirl. p.s. what is it you would like to control,that you don't control already??

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How is dropping an atomic bomb on Hiroshima not terrorism? Dropping the atom H-bomb on the 120,000 inhabitants of Hiroshima in 1945 [not to mention the same on Nagasaki] was not to terrorise them but to kill them. Others later died from radiation poisoning and cancer. The rest of the Japanese population WERE terrified,wondering if they were to be next.

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How do you feel about Obama being a distant cousin of Bush? Doggone,damn it!!! If Obama is related to Dubya Bush,I'll eat ma' stetson!! Is it likely that chalk is related to cheese?? Exactly!

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How can I stop someone from making threatning phone calls? I would like to get a protective order against them. How do I do this? I am worried because I have young kids. A lot depends on the nature of what the caller threatens,and what he,or she,says. However,if they are frequent,or repeated,and if you actually fear for your safety,or the safety of your children,you should definitely inform the police,who will take the appropriate action to deal with this "nuisance" caller.

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What if Jesus comes back and he tells a totally different story while walking on water and healing the blind? I would EXPECT Him to tell a few different stories the next time He appears. He will of course carry on His Healing mission,but a good storyteller doesn't want to bore his listeners to tears.

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When Jesus comes back, will he be a Christian and follow himself like a dog going around in circles? Your question is highly amusing... I appreciate that you say "When" Jesus comes back,and not "If" Jesus comes back... This shows you are a girl of great faith,and a strong believer in Jesus Christ. Without Christ and His sacrifice,of course,there would have been no Christianity for us to follow,or for the dog to follow. Some dogs have a nose for this sort of thing.

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How would you deal with the Somalian pirates? Pretend they're your children. Yeah,you got the right idea,StupidGirl--always be NICE to them,whenever you meet Somalian pirates,because mostly they come from a background in war-torn Somalia of poverty and deprivation. take 'em a big box of sweets,and tell 'em you'll give 'em all parts in your Christmas pantomime,or in a film remake of Mutiny On The Bounty.

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How to get a man to last longer in bed keep bringing him cups of cocoa and keep telling him he hasn't got to get up for work today.

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How do you get rid of depression when you dont want to take meds? You play some happy music or go to a concert or gig by a band you really groove on or you go and talk with friends whose company you enjoy or you just find something to do with yourself which you always find makes you happy or is fufilling.

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What are the chances that God the Father impregnated Mother Nature causing a big bang? All I can say is,if you're right,StupidGirl,that must have been one hell of a shag!!

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I'm looking for tobaco leaves for decoration can any tell me were to look This is a most dumb question,with the greatest of respect. Have you tried yet a tobacco farm or plantation near to where you live??

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I like my name and Avatar, why are you trying to hurt me by telling me to change it? Your user-name and avatar are fine,Munchkin,and I don't see what you have to worry about. +2points

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Who do you think is the most trustworthy UK politician at the moment? Frankly,I wouldn't buy a second-hand car from any of 'em!

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Do you think British politicians are truly contrite, given that they are bucking against the new rules? Are they just plain greedy? MP's are unhappy about Sir Thomas Legg's commissioned Review of MP's expenses because they fear he is trying to change the Rules for claiming those expenses RETROSPECTIVELY. That has been compared to changing the speed limit,and then trying to prosecute all those drivers who were driving WITHIN the limits of the old rules,but are culpable as under the NEW Rules. MP's are...

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Is the pope stuck in medieval times? He adheres to a very old book of law, runs around dressed like back in the day, lives in a castle, has servants, ... You name it. Very amusing,StupidGirl. Your questions continue to delight me. ..The Pope,huh? Maybe the Pope has been told to keep up the medieval traditions by his Boss,who I suppose is God. Perhaps he could try making a rap record or enlist Simon Cowell as his agent? You're certainly right,the Pope needs to get hip and ditch those funny robes and that old'castle'...that's just not...

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Sticks and stones will break my bones but words will always destroy me emotionally, is this better than the original? No! You must be a softie,bit like a marshmallow.

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As we are at war with so called terrorists,but in reality we are really at war with the Muslims,why are they not being interred in prisons instead ofbeing allowed to walk about free,when they want nothing more than to destroy freedom. Your question makes some sly assumptions that are frankly unwarrranted. America does have an ongoing so-called "War On Terror". That is confusing in itself. Secondly,it is wrong to assume that all Muslims must be terrorists,just as a terrorist is not necessarily a Muslim. Thirdly,no one should be interred or locked away unless it has been proven that they have committed a recognizable...

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If you found Osama Bin Laden, and were alone with him in a room, what would you do? I would invite him politely to drink a cup of sweet greeen tea with me,then we could leisurely chat about the past.

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Which day is suitable for the women to get pregnant, is it after or befor munistration I believe that February 14th--Valentines Day--is the day when most of the women get pregnant,because they are feeling in the mood for some indulgence.

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Peace and prosperity http://aghadilbar.webs.com Subject: Peace and Prosperity Dear President Barrack Obama the Great Leader of the World I Agha Dilbar have sent Mr. President 100 registered research Letters (1000 new ideas to develop America and to Change Sorry,what was your question again??

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Do jews run u.s. ? i hear they control banks, politics and media, is this true? Yeah,the Jews own and run everything in the u.s. The government,the investment banks,the big insurance companies,healthcare,the railroads,the greyhound buses,the casinos,the pleasure parks,the Statue of Liberty,the truck farms,the ranches,the canneries,the foreclosure companies,all the Hollywood film studios,the alligator farms,God,I'm exhausted even trying to list 'em all.......

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Can I find some Jews who are offended by how Israel behaves towards Palestines? There are Jews and there are Israelis,and there is also Israel,the State of Israel,proclaimed in 1948. But in Israel,a part of the population are Arabs or Arab-Israelis,who are mostly treated as second-class Israelis. But of course,if you're just looking for Jews,then you better not add those to your census.

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To religious people. Why do you want to live forever? Religious people have this thing culled from the Scriptures about life after death. But what about life BEFORE death? Even better--what about life WITHOUT death?? [Now you're talking!]

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Is there a religion devoted to the gang-bang? Err... big bang? Not atheism please. HAHAHahah!!! What a ridiculous mixed-up question!

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When do you think America will have it's first Female President? Well,many say that Nancy Pelosi is the brains behind Obama,so it looks like they could have one already.

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Do you prefer white, wholemeal or multigrain bread? Rye bread is best and the most nutritious. It's more expensive and more chewy,but tastes a whole lot better overall. White bread is complete and utter rubbish and should be flushed down the loo,or better still,not bought at all.

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My boyfriend is off and on with drugs what do I do? The simplest thing to do is to wait until your boyfriend takes a short nap,then gather up all his drugs in a bucket and flush them down the loo. When he wakes up he will probably be mad as hell at you,but it does show you really care about his welfare and his sanity,and the longterm future of your relationship.

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If God is God and Jesus it the Son of God who died on the cross for the sin of the world; If Jesus it to return for a spottless bride. Would you be ready? I am indeed! I've even got my wedding suit ironed and pressed ready for the occasion.

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Do you think that the appearance of a suspect affects court judgements? I certainly reckon the NON-appearance of a suspect in court,when he should be there,would affect the way the court deals with him.

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When I was in my teens in the UK, we all always used the word 'fanny' rather than 'pussy'. Now I say 'pussy' and I haven't heard anyone say 'fanny' in the anatomical sense in years. Do you think it is falling out of use? Interestingly,in the US the term "fanny" refers not to the female genitals but to the buttocks,as in the phrase "fanny-pack". In the UK,people used to snigger a bit when the racy novel FANNY HILL was published. It may be simply a girl-nickname for FRANCES.

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I often have dreams - nightmares - where I become aware in the dream that I am going to die - a plane crash, a bomb. I become aware it is a dream and I keep replaying the dream trying to get it right. Yet I am still asleep. This happen to anyone else? +2 points. I think this sort of dream,although perhaps rather scary while it lasts,is quite common. I used to get a lot of bad dreams where I would be chased by bulls with horns,then the dreams stopped,and I haven't had them since. Dreams seem to be related to what's going on in your life,but I have never believed they are any kind of omen as to what will happen to you in the future.

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What saying or word really gets on your nerves? Words and Sayings never bother me,in fact they are constantly fascinating and lead to all sorts of avenues of enquiry. It's other people's unwanted noise and bad behaviour which really pisses me off!! +2 points for your Q.

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I've cut myself for a number of years and although its only been a few days, i'm noticing that i'm having compulsive thoughts... does anybody know if these ever stop? they're breaking my concentration in class, and my psychotherapist is no help. "Does anybody know if these ever stop?"--: Well,I don't believe this is a type of problem which will clear up on its own,like a common cold for example,nor will you necessarily just "grow out of it",either. It is only YOU who can put a stop to this detrimental type of behaviour,so first you need to ask yourself critically WHY it is that you repeatedly harm yourself in...

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If John Lennon or Salvador Dali were AB users, what types of questions do you think these guys would post? Considering that both John Lennon and Salvador Dali are both long deceased,I think it is unlikely we shall see either of them posting any questions on Answerbag any time soon. But maybe you were simply asking a type of hypothetical question,uhuh..?

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Did mule skinners really skin mules? If not what did they really do? Mule skinners do not skin mules. This is a term used in the Western USA for a mule driver,as in a mule-train driver. Mules are used in the US as drought or pack animals,just like reindeer are in Scandinavia.

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We've had the Colorado shooting,Columbine shooting,now the Orlando shooting,and the shooting at Fort Hood,Texas. Is there any common link to all these shootings,such as,could the perpetrators have been taking psychotropic drugs which warped their minds? I think that,apart from other possible motives that can be put forward,there is some evidence for this view,i.e. that the shooters were all on drugs. See: http://www.prisonplanet.com/was-for Or: http://www.examiner.com/x-8358-Detr

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Why did God place the Tree of Life and the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil in the Garden of Eden? Well,it seemed like a good idea at the time! I tend to put the blame on the gardener,who wasn't up to the job of controlling the encroaching serpent population.

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If you do not like the bnp can you say why in more than two sentences please,as i read questions like this and no one actually explains why? If you know anything at all about the BNP,then you can probably work it out for yourself.

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Ask me a question, any question. Are you related to Bette Midler or John Travolta?

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Why does America have troops in Afghanistan, what (if anything) is America gaining by the military occupancy there? It ensures that all American and British citizens are safe on their streets at home......[??] .....err,NOT!!!

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Do you feel sorry for drunken, homeless losers who choose their status? I sincerely doubt whether any of these sad folk "choose their status". I mean, no one in their right mind would choose to be a bum,would they??

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Is healthcare the biggest threat to freedom that you have ever seen? NO! The biggest threat to freedom is the forcible removal of personal liberty. Vote DEMOCRAT!!

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Led Zeppelin Vs. Lynard Skynard +2 points for your Question. Lynryd Skynryd [named after a teacher,Leonard Skinner, at one of the band member's schools] are one of my all-time favourite rock groups,and I have a lot of their stuff-both studio and live recordings-at home,either on tape or disc. So I would always prefer them over Led Zeppelin. Led Zeppelin Lead singer,Robert Plant,is from Birmingham,England.

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Are you on team Price or team Andre? The psychological war evidently being waged against her poor 'ex'--Peter Andre,by that wretched vixen of a vampire woman,Katie Price,is becoming tedious and very unseemly,and I wish she would just crawl into a hole and let the newspaper editors go on to cover other more pleasing stories. Naturally I am on "Team Andre",and I am sure Peter has the inner resources to cope and...

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What is 'race', really? A race of people is like a breed of dog: it's a certain species of humanity,and there are hundreds of different species of humanity on earth. Each species has its own determining characteristics.

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Do you think in the near future,say 10-50 years, we will discover that cell phones do undoubtedly cause brain tumors/cancer? Why wait between 10 and 50 years for all the scientists to catch up and tell you what you already suspect? Why take the risk? Sell your cell-phone today and have that peace of mind you so earnestly want!

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Who was the last person to be executed in Tennessee and what was his/her crime? STEVE HENLEY,white guy,for murder,in Jackson County,Tenn,on February 04,2009,by lethal injection. http://www.state.tn.us/correction/media/executions.html [click on: Tennessee executions]

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How many women are on death row in Tennessee? Q: Do you reside in Tennessee? There are currently TWO women on Death Row in Tenn.,awaiting the death penalty for the capital crimes of which they have been convicted: GAIL OWENS,and CHRISTA PIKE. http://www.state.tn.us/correction/media/womendeathrow.html

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What does the world need now? Less carbon?..less people?...less greed?.....in short the world needs less fat,greedy people with large carbon footprints!!

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Do you think if scientists REALLY COULD duplicate and replicate the DNA of dinosaurs and create a veritable "JURASSIC PARK", would YOU go to that park? I don't reckon that huge dinosaurs could be contained in any animal park,they'd just break out. btw: did you know that on the south coast of England,in the county of Dorset,there is a stretch of coast called The "Jurassic" coast,where experts are discovering whole chunks of dinosaur fossils fairly well preserved. But I doubt whether there would be any DNA left,after all the...

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I am new here...what does the term "troll" mean when used on AB? Welcome to answerbag,Emma,and my compliments to you on your rather sensible move from Seattle,WA to Orange County,CA. As regards your Q. there are always plenty of "trolls" on these types of forums. It's hard to give a precise definition,but a troll is a kind of internet gremlin who posts any old nonsense---whether it makes any sense or not---and it usually doesn't--and...

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I have just watched an appeal on "This Morning" from Jerry and Kate McCann - they ask that you view this video of how Madelaine may look now - can answerbaggers help please? The original colour photos of Madeleine McCann reveal her to be a very cute little 4-year-old girl. That was May 2007,so she would now be 2-and-a-half years older. I am not sure that "digitally enhancing" the original pictures is very helpful to anyone,in fact it may be misleading. The big mystery is why no one has apparently come forward [generous rewards have been offered for...

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What would be a useful design improvement for the human body? The human body of males could have a chimney sticking out of the right side of their heads,so that when they smoke cigars there is a smokestack to get rid of the unwanted smoke. Females probably don't need one,because it is un-ladylike for them to smoke cigars.

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How Did Heath Ledger die? Some people are saying he OD'ed but the news said he didn't Overdose on drugs...And did someone do this to him or did he do it himself? Toxicology tests showed HL was killed by a combination of FDA-approved pharmaceuticals prescribed to him by his doctors. Drugs found in his body during autopsy were: Oxycontin;Valium;Xanax;Restoril;Unisom;Vicodin. The drug companies like to make out these drugs are harmless or "happy pills",but not everyone's body is tolerant of them and in some instances disaster results --as in...

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What does the future of the newspaper industry look like? Bleak! In the US alone,many regional/local newspaper titles are disappearing because the newspaper companies' revenues from advertising have fallen,and circulation has dropped,therefore when they become unprofitable as business concerns,inevitably they fold and this will keep on recurring until there aren't many left.

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How can you be SMART ENOUGH to make MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. . . . . .yet DUMB ENOUGH to buy a YACHT and sail out to sea. . . . . .KNOWING the propensity of PIRATES who are out looking for JUST that! IDIOTS WITH MONEY? The best,most expensive yachts have built-in anti-pirate protection systems,such as they are difficult to board or they have machine guns mounted on the bridge. Pirates tend to go for "soft" targets like small yachts or cargo vessels.

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Are you near going onto the next AB level? I am on Level 13[Wiz],and it's going a lot slower than I thought. How did YOU manage to get to level 56,munchkin..?

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Do you think Charlie Daniels WAS Johnny, and actually won a golden fiddle from the Devil? The song is allegorical,like other Charlie Daniels' songs. If the Devil promised ANYBODY a golden fiddle it's unlikely the Devil would deliver on his promise. The allegory of someone selling their soul to the Devil goes right back to Goethe's "Faust".

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Should we worry about a coyote attack? Only after dark and if they are really hungry.

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The British Royal Family is for ------------------------? ---anyone who likes Kings,Queens,Monarchy,Pageantry. It is also a tradition and custom for H.M.The Queen to open the new session of Parliament with a short speech.

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Whats an occupation a Trained Monkey could do? A well-trained monkey could quickly learn how to log on to the internet and find answerbag.com

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What is your favorite country music Love song? WALKING AFTER MIDNIGHT by Patsy Kline.

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What is your defenition of a redneck? Any guy who instead of ordering a Rolls Royce for the wedding when he gets married,has a couple of green John Deere tractors and a hay bailer lined up outside the Church.

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If you were stranded on a deserted isle with a fairly attractive cousin... ... ...well, would you? well would I WHAT..???

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Whats the word for when you can't think of a word? Wordlessness?

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Can climate change be fixed if we just eat more cows? Have you ever tried eating a cow? It's a helluva mouthful to stuff down your throat!!! It would be like watching a crocodile trying to swallow an antelope WHOLE!! No,Sir,ONE of the negative causes of "climate change" is animal farming in general. This encompasses grabbing land,clearing land by burning,ranching,ruining ecosystems and habitats,gases such as methane emitted by...

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Can you describe anonymous users on AB in two words? ignominious nonentities....will THAT do??

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I got a girl who says she is stuck in Nigeria and has to pay a hotel bill of $690 USD because she was used and robbed when she was flying out there to see her supposed fiance family. I have a way of helping her butis this a scam? How do you plan to help her? Do you have your own private jet?

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Can you name a song with a state or city in the title? IT NEVER RAINS IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA by Albert Hammond. THAT'S RIGHT,YOU'RE NOT FROM TEXAS(BUT TEXAS WANTS YOU ANYWAY) by Lyle Lovett.

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Does the existence of wickedness and suffering prove that there is no God? Not at all!! There most certainly IS a GOD,but thoroughly wicked and scurrilous folk behave as if there is NO ONE to call them to book for their misdeeds. They will get their wake-up call in due course.

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How did you react when you heard Micheal Jackson, The King of Pop, died? Did you mean MICHAEL JACKSON?

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Is it just me or is this month (October) really dragging on & on? No it's not you,October is always a drag of a month. But the yellowing leaves are in profusion--mellow and pretty nonetheless.

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I know it's difficult to compile this list, but: Who are the top 10 drummers of all time, spanning all genres. This is a tricky question because there are plenty of them,both alive and dead--so it probably comes down to choosing one's favourites: Buddy Rich,Louis Bellson,Kenny Clarke,Billy Higgins,Peter Erskine,Billy Cobham,Earl Palmer,Elvin Jones,Max Roach and John Marshall are just some of mine.

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If Obama is not a capitalist, which he's proven that he's not, then what is he? I guess he's a communist. ...Funny nobody spotted that when they voted for him.

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What actor other than Tom Hanks do you feel would have made a Great "Forrest Gump"? I guess,possibly: Will Ferrell,Jim Carrey or Michael Palin.

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Would you get more response if you demanded something from God instead of just humbly praying? It would depend what you are asking for I suppose,but GOD ALMIGHTY should not be looked upon as anyone's "Instant Wish Fulfiller" --because that's Santa Claus's job! The Scriptures say that GOD wants believers "to prosper in all their ways",so if something is good and necessary for your needs then you can certainly approach GOD in a suitably subservient way...

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Would you prefer to be in a room filled where everyone is QUIET or a room where everyone is LOQUACIOUS? Nice question,Miss Millennium Beauty! ...A room where the occupants therein are decent and well-mannered enough to moderate the volume of noise they are emitting from their mouths,in consideration of what is penetrating others' ears,and for their sanity as well.

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Does the CIA listen to my phone calls? Are you surprised,when you will keep on talking about biN Laden and Mullah Omar and all those guys?? :)

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Why did magic apples, unicorns, giants, witches, and talking donkeys all go instinct since the bible days? How about editing your question and rewriting it so that it makes better sense such that we can believe you have a rational Christian-Scientific background?

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Is it appropriate to tell a fellow Christian that they're living a life of sin? Saint Paul,who tried his best to live the life preached and taught by his Master,Jesus,said that disciples should go out to win converts. Any politician will tell you you don't win many converts by straightway offending people you don't even know,or by putting their backs up. This therefore is also a matter of diplomacy,tact and thoughtful tactics.

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I've always believed in Jesus, but lately I've been feeling that there's really no excuse for a God creating suffering, no matter what it's purpose! It's useless. I truly almighty God could create a world free of it yet still give us free will. Agree? Mankind creates its own sufferings. God is perfect. To suggest otherwise is to impugn God and is in itself sinful,sorry.

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What is the easiest weight loss method? Go out swimming and get yourself attacked by a Great White shark.

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Whats your middle initial? 'A' for Anthony,which gets shortened to 'Tony'.

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What could be causing my car to feel like it's dragging (i.e. feels like I'm driving in low gear)? How old is your car,what make and model is it,and is it an old banger??

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For my UK Friend's. What do the expressions 'nonce' & 'mincer' mean? lol You really don't want to go there !! LOL!

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Can you describe your mood today in one word? I am essentially not a 'moody' person. Therefore I try to maintain an equable frame of mind from one day to the next,although I'm not saying that that is always easy or always possible in the mad world of today.

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What is the best way to get over a crush? Just stop squeezing those oranges.

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Please! The pressure is so intense! How can I get people to stop me and wanting to be like me so much? Gene: Your problem is,the person you keep looking at and seeing in the glass,IS YOU !!! :)

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What's your favorite cheer up, feel good song? AIN'T NO STOPPING US NOW,by McFadden and Whitehead. Released on the US Philadelphia label,this in an irrepressibly optimistic song with a warm vibe.

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What do you think about women who only date married men? Well,they're obviously not looking for marriage,are they,well at least not in the short term,and even then they may have a hell of a long wait! :)

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How many people that hate Michael Morre's films have never even seen a Michael Moore film? I have absolutely no idea. A good starting point would be to find someone who hates MICHAEL MOORE's documentaries,such as George Dubya Bush or his brother Jeb Bush,and then ask them if they watched it through to the finish? p.s. a bIG shout out to the great state of Wisconsin!! ;)

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Have you ever seen PURPLE RAIN? No,the only rain we get round here is wet and comes in transparent globules. However I heard that PRINCE has seen PURPLE RAIN,but he may have been on a drug trip at the time. JIMI HENRIX also saw a PURPLE HAZE,but that was just a little light discoloured drizzle. :)

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My eyes are itching &when they start i also start having flue what might be the cause? It could be that you have too much soot built up in your chimney and this is now getting into the living room. I would advise a good sweep of the flue.

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Is there any nude beach in India? Are you planning a trip to India,then? Goa has long been a liberally-minded hippy-like paradise for beach lovers. Otherwise I would suggest getting off the beaten track in Pondicherry,or visit the beautiful and isolated Andaman Islands. India enjoys an extremely hot climate for most of the year and sadhus and holy men strip down to their waist shawls and are deeply suntanned. Some beaches...

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What do you think of the BNP? THE British National party (so-called) is a devious aggrupation of thugs and ne'er-do-wells,some with criminal convictions,now calling themselves politicians and trying to scrape up any spare vote they can from disaffected New Labour and fringe voters. They have managed somehow to gain 2 MEP's,and a slew of local Council seats in the UK,but it still appals me that they make political...

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Can a Logical Person beat an Illogical person in an arguement? Absolutely!!...hands Down!! ...Trouble is,the illogical person would no doubt not accept the logical person's carefully-reasoned argument because,well,err...because they are illogical!!

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When you picture the Vietnam War, which songs come to mind? Good question! There is a great song of that era sung by Country Joe and The Fish [performed at the epic WOODSTOCK Festival in Upper State NY,in 1969] called:"Fixin' To Die Rag" which neatly satirises and encapsulates the whole shenanigan of America sending its best young fighting men to join a terrifying offensive in a far-flung Asian country. 55,000 of them never returned over...

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What is truth, ultimate truth and the nature of truth? That's surely 3 Questions,not ONE!! [...and I don't know the answer to any of 'em! ;)] [...have you asked GOD??]

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Where is a good place for vegan food in Scottsdale Arizona? How about a Scottsdale vegan restaurant,cafe or bistro,y'all?? With the greatest of respect,have you not gotten to get to know the eateries in your own town? Have a real nice [Vegan] day,now,--y'hear? :) +2 points for publicising culinary veganism on answerbag.

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What's the absolute best time for sex? When the moon is full,and your pet African Blue parrot keeps on squawking: "What yer waitin' for,then??...what yer waitin' for..???" :)

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Could you, Would you let me use your toilet? Mine is broken! DEFINITELY NOT!! --You would probably break MY toilet as well,and then I would have nowheres to s*** !!! HAHAHAH :)

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Dear vegetarians, do we meat eaters really smell bad? Not necessarily! But what you eat definitely DOES reek of dead animal,therefore THAT disposes you,in turn,to begin smelling of dead animal as well. I trust my Socratic logic does not fly too far over your head? ;)

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What is rare in Missouri? The leters T,P,Q,W and Z! They are not just rare,in fact they are entirely absent!! [Does this answer your Q?]

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Should you make your guests take their shoes off? Only if you have a very expensive carpet and no doormats. Sometimes shoes have to be removed by certain religious groups who insist on it.

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Why would God allow the science of abortion to even be discovered if She is against it? 1) GOD incorporates both the He and the She. 2) Abortion of a baby is not something which needs to be discovered. 3) I'm not sure that the practice of Abortion is a "science". In my personal opinion it is a malevolent practice which is hard to justify except perhaps under very extreme circumstances.

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What do you like your olives stuffed with? Olives are a very bitter fruit and usually get soaked in a brine solution which doesn't improve them at all.

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Do you lick your envolopes(sp?) or do you use a damp sponge Usually,yes; but sometimes the adhesive they use on the seals leaves a rather unpleasant taste on the tongue,in which case it would have been better to use a small damp sponge as used to be supplied in many Post Offices.

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Do you always use real butter? Q: If you wanted to butter someone up,would you use real butter,or a substitute?? I guess I'd use real butter. I wouldn't want to be accused of tryin' to fake it. +2 points for authenticity,and keepin' it real.

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Have you ever been around barbed wire? I find this a rather odd question,-NUNYA,but I won't question your motive for asking it. I DID once try to chat up a length of barbed wire fence,but the response was rather prickly,to say the least,so I haven't repeated it since. :) +2 points for originality. Give my regards to the great state of Montana,and Meg Ryan.

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Which animal do you think will be the next to be extinct? The numbers of African white rhino and black rhino are at dangerously low levels because of unremitting and savage acts of poaching for their rhino horn. After a kill,the remainder of this huge animal is just abandoned for scavengers like the jackals and vultures. What a sad and colossal waste of an age-old species!!! Good question,Ailsa. +2 points.

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If you found a wallet with one thousand dollars in it and an I.D. card? What would do? reply honestly? I'd take the I.D. card to Lost Property,and then go out on the town with my mates and buy 'em all a drink!

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How sick are you? man,i'm sick. i'm sick and tired,man. man,i'm so sick and tired like you don't know what,man. i'm real sick and tired of hearin' folks say they're sick,and i'm sick and tired of bein' sick and tired. i'm so sick i can't even write without feelin' sick and i'm goin to have to go and be sick now,sorry....bye.

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If you could do one thing before you die, what would it be? Find a cure or remedy to stop me from dying. It's a veritable race against time. :)

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Help! My wife calls me a big slab of flab. Should I tolerate this, or dump her? Lose some weight you bIG FAT hunky slab of flab..!!!!!! :) "Cut down on yer' pork-life,mate,and GET SOME EXERCISE!!" [blur/Damon Albarn:PARKLIFE]

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What date did George Carlin predict that Jesus would bring the pork chops? Is this a serious question or are you trying to confuse everybody,Sir?

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Is there anything you would not wish on your enemy? What is it? Yes,actually there is: ....a pleasant,peaceful,happy,untroubled existence.

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What's a good answering machine message for the US President? You were due in Moscow yesterday morning for a meeting with Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev.....

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Ouch !! Do you think the punishment fits the crime? This is a helluva notice to put up,what..?? I reckon the punishment in this instance is several sizes too bIG,but I'm sure DICK CHENEY would approve,nevertheless. :)

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Why didn't Bush get The Nobel Prize? ...For what??? For brushing his teeth in the morning?? HENRY KISSINGER received the Nobel Peace Prize in 1973 for both starting and ending the Vietnam War,12 years later. ...MMmm,unusual,that,but no doubt well merited. :)

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What would happen if everyone in the world jumped at the same time? It would be entered into the GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS as the world's biggest jump......ever!!

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Do you have eggs in your fridge right now? That's none of your business! Cluck,Cluck,Cluck,Cluck.....CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

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Do you think women who smoke cigars are sexy? Yes.....if you consider that lung cancer is sexy.

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What, exactly, is an earthquake? It's when the earth decides suddenly to throw a wobbly. Something to do with tectonic plates crunching against each other,but I'm not a seismologist,sorry. Intensity of quake can be measured on the RICHTER SCALE. Earthquakes under the sea can produce tsunamis.

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Is Barack Obama suitable for Nobel prize for PEACE? Damn!Damn!Damn! You mean to say that DICK CHENEY missed out on the Nobel Peace Prize YET AGAIN!!! What is WRONG with those judges in Stockholm...?? :) Seriously,if they could give it to AL GORE in 2007 for global warming,then OBAMA should have it in 2009 for warming the big armchair in the Oval Office.

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What makes you want to take your clothes off? If my favourite armchair was on fire,I would use them to smother the flames.

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Do you think a totally balded man is sexy? Only if the man happens to be BRUCE WILLIS. Otherwise,no.

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Whats the worst thing you can say during or after sex? <<I think I just dropped my pot of raspberry yoghurt>>

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Whats the worst thing you can say during or after sex? -maniac.

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Im on probation for dui and failed a random alcohol test what will my po do make sure you don't get arrested for wui as well. [walking under the influence]

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Can anyone tell me where steve martin is these days , and why isnt he funny anymore? In truth,Steve Martin ain't been very funny for a good time now. Someone needs to tap him on the shoulder and tell him his films are no longer funny and he should urgently get himself a better script-writer/gag-writer. Otherwise,he should stick to playing the banjo,and leave the "comedy" to others better at it,like David Letterman. +2 points for an interesting question.

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What's the best way to handle a backseat driver? TELL 'EM TO SHUT THE ****UP OR BE BOOTED OUT OF THE CAR.

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What is your view on a 38 year old man and a 23 year old young lady? Hold on, I'm still trying to get my telescope into focus!!!!

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Name some classic comedies [UK]FAWLTY TOWERS MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS SOME MOTHERS DO AVE 'EM PORRIDGE [US] ROWAN AND MARTIN'S LAUGH-IN

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When was the last time you cooked for someone else? Last night! My horse "Juniper" was hungry,so I went and asked her what she'd like for supper,and she replied: "haute [i.e. oat,geddit?] cuisine...." btw: is this joke too subtle for you lot,or is it because you don't speak any French??

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Are you a person who would keep to your promise? Explain. Yes,otherwise why promise something in the 1st place? Thus,no explanation required.

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The Republicans are "jumping up and down" about Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize, not sure how to take that. How do you feel about him winning the Nobel Peace Prize? You mean presumably "jumping up and down" in rage and dismay and disbelief? I would simply say: "Congratulations Mr.President".

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Who really killed JFK? and Don't say Lee Harvy Oswald Okay,EagerBeaver,in that case I'll say LEE HARVEY OSWALD!! [sic] LOL! .....of course it could have been Bob Oswald,or Little Jimmy Osmond...it might conceivably even have been Oswald Mosley,the Nazi supporter,but this has never been proven.

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Are all stalkers psychopaths? This question is probably beyond my competence as a mental heath expert to answer correctly. I'd say it's not a given that ALL stalkers are psychopaths [see:definition of a psychopath]; yet the act of "stalking" --meaning to pursue someone obsessively by any chosen means--is definitely manipulative behaviour,which IS evidence of a pathological state of mind in the stalker.

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Einstein said: "The quest of international security involves the unconditional surrender by every nation, in a certain measure, of its liberty of action (i.e. its sovereignty) and it is clear that no other road can lead to such security.” Your opinion? Einstein was undoubtedly a great thinker and in fact a bloody genius,but the trouble is,he had far too many "bad hair days"....:)

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White ______. What goes in the blank? Christmas.

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Can you know God exists and died for you and yet hate him? What kind of a question is THIS???? ....Are you a plutocrat or a democrat???

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Do you think it is wise for Obama to consider all the options before sending more troops into Afghanistan as opposed to Bush rushing into Iraq without thought of post-war problems with the three factions: Sunnis, Kurds, and Shiites? Yes,obviously...a US president should make WISE decisions [see previous US presidents],but Cotton101: what ARE Obama's options,do you think?

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Have you re-invented yourself? is the old you dead and gone? I would describe my personal progress as a constant daily evolution and re-evaluation rather than a re-invention. I think I'll leave that to Madonna & Co,whose re-inventions are linked to reviving a flagging career,at the same time as making some megabucks from re-inventing themselves. Good Question,anyway,Ailsa! [..May I kiss your hand..? :)] +2points.

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Does Israel have nuclear weapons? Israel almost certainly possesses various nuclear warheads. Otherwise all their rumbling,veiled threats directed at Iran would be empty and meaningless,unless of course they only plan to use non-nuclear weapons,and they have a plentiful arsenal of those as well. Israel is incredibly armed to the teeth given the tiny country it is. It has never been estimated properly how many nukes Israel...

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Who do you think would win "THE BATTLE OF THE BITCHES"?carmen electra,paris,lindsay,sarah palin? Paris IS a real bitch,yes. I spent a week there,last year,and those wicked Frog Parisian businessmen/women were charging such disgusting prices for things I came back with an empty wallet and had to declare myself bankrupt.

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Are you passionate? I am not passionate ALL THE TIME,because passion requires an intensity of thought,drive and emotion,which if prolonged could be draining. However,I am certainly passionate about the things I value and cherish and feel are worth defending and struggling to achieve. Passion is fine as long as it is harnessed properly for positive ends.

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Would you rather be a friend or have a friend? Why? It's very nice to "be a friend" to someone. It's also most gratifying to Have a friend,or better still,friendS,in the plural. So I wouldn't differentiate here because the answer to the Q. is: "Yes!" and "Yes!" again. Have a nice friendsome,relaxed Sunday afternoon,y'all.

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How often does Victoria Beckham eat? Only on Tuesdays and Bank Holidays. Victoria even makes a garden rake look overnourished!!

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What is the most common word you use on a daily basis? "Awww...C'mon,now,you're not SERIOUS!!" :) It's a good question,Angel Kisses,but I can't think of just ONE word in particular,but maybe perhaps: "YES,please!" --if someone offers to buy me a beer! :)

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Tell ya what I'm gonna do! I feel very happy today. Gonna give away a googolplex of whatever you want. Step right up. What is your pleasure? What would you like? I'd like to know how you get to be so epithetically gloriously HAPPY,RosieGHM??? I feel pretty miserable,myself,and my left foot hurts some. And the world is going to the dogs....

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According to some, we are all "going to he** in a handbasket"! Anything you want to do or say before we get there? I'd like to know just where this expression originated,or who coined it first? Do you know,RosieGHM? I have certainly heard it before,although it's not very commonly said. But it's only an expression,a turn of phrase,and it doesn't hold any power to frighten me. 'Hell' is not a swear word actually,when used in the sense of a metaphorical destination--it's...

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What was the last thing you bought BECAUSE of the commercial? You saw the ad and just HAD to have it, regardless of its functionality, usefulness, or overall worth. I HATE all commercials,period! They irritate the living sh** out of me!! If I need to buy something,I go down the market and buy it,and I don't need some expensively-made TV-ad shoving guff down my ears and eyes to try to sell somebody's FANCY product. This is the downside of all commercial TV stations' output! ....end of rant! :)

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Whats the diffrence between a freeway and a highway Simples!! A freeway is free of charge to all users whereas a highway carries a stiff high charge. ...Simples!! [p.s. I would advise George W.Bush never to use the phrases 'high horse' and 'low road' together in the same sentence!] Seriously,I think these words are an American usage. In Europe,we use the phrases 'main roads' and 'A-roads' for the...

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What are the top 5 things that make you a responsible individual? First answer! Because: 1) I have a good sense of personal responsibility. 2) I have a keen sense of family responsibility. 3) I have a fair sense of my legal responsibilities. 4) I have a good sense of my environmental responsibilities. and 5): I admit personal responsibility for all the Questions I put on Answerbag!! That all adds up to me being a very responsible bloke--period! :)

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Did you watch President Obama on the Dave Letterman Show last night? I saw one clip,in which Obama seemed relaxed and was enjoying himself. I like David Letterman anyway,and I liked it when he asked Obama: "So how long have you been black,then...?"

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Are there any famous people on Answerbag? If you are famous would you dare to reveal who you are? Hi,Angel Eyes,I'm BRUCE WILLIS! Great question,if I may say so! SO,how ya doin....? Would ya like to come and see my band on tour,sometime,I'm sure I could fix it for ya!! :) +2 points [Q: AngelOfMusic:what's your own kind of preferred music?? ...heavy or light?]

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I'm in Mexico for the summer. Are you afraid to visit here? If so, why? I'm somewhat put off going to Mexico at all in case they haven't forgotten or forgiven for The Alamo.

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Have you ever seen the show "Red Eye with Greg Gutfield"? It's on in the middle of the night. What did you think of it? I guess it's strictly for insomniacs. They'll probably have Red Eyes the next morning,too. [...obviously no insomniacs on AB!]

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How long does it take to learn to play the accordion? It takes as long as it takes to play the piano,except standing up. It is according to your skill,flair,amount of practice applied,and finger technique. In other words it takes about 2 months. :)

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What do you think of Jennifer Anniston? I like the way she works out in the gym and keeps her weight well in check. It keeps her looking svelte and beautiful.

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What do you think of Jennifer Anniston? Did you mean Jennifer Aniston?

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How do you put yourself to sleep when your scared at night? You release your pet lion cub.

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Have you ever known a "Playboy"? I think of them as being very wealthy, leading aimless lives consisting of spending their money on selfish things. Is that what you think when you hear the word? Yes. But "playboys" come in different guises,some very wealthy and some just wannabees...You can usually get the drift when certain places are mentioned which usually have plush marinas and casinos,such as Monte Carlo,Portofino,or Puerto Banus. The chef who died this week,KEITH FLOYD,was also a playboy for a part of his career :he took off for 2 years to cruise the Med on his luxury...

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Should we send prisoners on death row to fight in the war? Yeah,I think so,they should make themselves useful,and serve their country,instead of wasting their lives in jails. But before they are sent,they should be made to pass a fitness test first. Do you remember seeing the movie THE DIRTY DOZEN?? ..Well,that's just one example of prisoners being used as cannon-fodder.

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Whats something you shouldn't put in a microwave? a lawn mower :)

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Let me start off by saying that I've been in several relationships that have ended because of religious differences. I'm a "moral" atheist for lack of a better term and i prefer good girls. My question is, how do i find someone that is right for me? Jesus keeps His faithful followers on the straight-and-narrow,whereas unbelievers and atheists eventually fall down into immorality and degradation. Since "good girls" would more likely be Jesus followers,if you want one you had better make that conversion today and then your relationship will have more chance of success. AMEN.

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If I told you that you haven't lived until you have walked a mile in my shoes,,what would you reply? Elvis Presley sang a song called WALK A MILE IN MY SHOES....I think I would have been quite comfortable walking a mile in Elvis's shoes,especially if passers-by commented on my shoes.

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If I told you that you haven't lived until you have walked a mile in my shoes,,what would you reply? I'd reply that if I tried to walk a mile in your 6"- high pink stilettos,I'd probably get about 10 yards and then fall over!! :)

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"God Bless the United States," your response is? ....and GOD HELP the rest of us!!

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Does Obama interrupt people the way Kanye West does? I'd like to see Kanye West try grabbing the mic off of Pres.Obama,the way he did off of Taylor Swift at the MTV Awards...at least it would be "good television" ;) p.s. Is Kanye West related to Key West,or to Gone West,huh?

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Is hitchhiking illegal in the UK? NO is the answer. It is quite legal to hitch-hike in all countries in Europe. However--the hitch-hiker must adhere to the rules of the road and obey highway signs where appropriate. Thus,the police will caution hitch-hikers if they are standing on motorway slip-roads or on motorway hard-shoulders,although if you hitch a lift BEFORE the vehicle you are in gets to the motorway...

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What is "paraskavedekatriaphobia"? No fair looking it up on the web! I guess it's a phobia of paratroopers. I mean,they just hurl themselves out of these passing airplanes with hardly any steering gear or sense of direction and the wind might take them anywheres and they can come down fast and one could so easily land on your head and kill you.

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I thought I told you to ___ the ___. clean....lavatory...----- What's not to like about THAT!!!!

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What do you think George W. Bush is doing right now? I guess he might be off out for a round of golf with his father,George H.W. Bush. When he gets to the 18th hole,he sees a sign which says: "19th hole--THIS WAY--",and he credulously believes it and follows the arrows and arrives at the hole and falls in. Nobody has yet suggested George W.Bush opens a comedy club!HAHAHAHAHA :)

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What do you think George W. Bush is doing right now? Eating pretzels in his Dallas mansion house and relaxing watching old episodes of DALLAS on TV,and hearing the breaking news that the Iraqi "shoe thrower" has been released from jail early and saying: "He shoulda' served 20 years!!!--damn that Barack Obama......."

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Can you plead insanity if charged with a war crime? I doubt it would gain you many points. You could also say you were only acting under orders but even that might not impress your judges. If charged with a war crime you had better have a very good alibi which checks out. Do you think George W. Bush should be serving time in jail?

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RIP Patrick Swayze. What is your favourite film starring him? Thanks for asking,Ailsa! I've seen DIRTY DANCING about 4 times,and it's still great! I've also seen BLACK DOG,ROADHOUSE,NORTH AND SOUTH,POINT BREAK,and that's about it. I'm very sad to hear the tragic news today that this fine actor/dancer has died,but few people survive long when they have contracted pancreatic cancer. There are some very sympathetic tributes coming...

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Why do so many ABers post questions beginning with, "What is the definition of," when it would be so much easier to look the word up themselves, in an online dictionary? Are humans REALLY that lazy, nowadays? Fair enough question. Maybe those who post thus just enjoy receiving an assortment of definitions from REAL PEOPLE rather than doing the work themselves,and I don't see anything much wrong with that. ...Now,where's that bellpush for ROOM SERVICE!!!!!

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Why do so many ABers post questions beginning with, "What is the definition of," when it would be so much easier to look the word up themselves, in an online dictionary? Are humans REALLY that lazy, nowadays? Now that there are plenty of "ONLINE" dictionaries,how many AB'ers still have the use of a printed text home dictionary,such as the Oxford Concise Dictionary?

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Do guns kill people or do people kill people? (not leaning to either side) Guns don't kill people by themselves. People with guns can kill other people if they decide to discharge their gun and manage to hit their [human] target. So guns are only one kind of a variety of weapons which are built/manufactured with a view to them being used for killing...unless of course you're just out for a bit of target-practice.

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Are Jehovah's Witnesses allowed to drink strong alcoholic drinks? The Jehovah's Witnesses are a cranky bunch of religious fanatics but I don't mind them drinking Scotch Whisky,Rum,Bourbon,Brandy,Vodka,Tequila,Schnapps,Gin-and-Tonics,Absinthe and Margaritas as long as they don't drink to success.

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Eggs go best with what? .....spoons,in Egg-and-Spoon races!

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Why is the mainstream media still trying to hold up Obama's failed presidency? Surely it's a bit soon to say that Obama's presidency has "failed"...maybe give the guy until 2010? [!] If Obama's ratings fall to the level of George W.Bush's,then we should all start to be concerned. In the USA,unemployment is still very high,and home foreclosures are at record levels,so anyone who tells you the US is coming out of recession is being a tad too...

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If you were a billionaire, then what is the first item that you would buy? ---Probably a bank!

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When it's raining do you use an umbrella or raincoat, or do you just run as fast as you can? I like your question,DukeG. Running as fast as you can in a heavy rainshower does not usually escape you from getting any less wet than if you walked normally. I am averse to carrying an umbrella,I don't mind a few raindrops,but I resent having to dodge out of the path of all the others carrying umbrellas,and umbrellas seem to be getting larger and larger these days.

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Is sex ever free? No,but love is if given unconditionally.

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How do you spice up your kisses? Smear coriander,cumin and turmeric on your lips. Your partner will wonder how you suddenly became such a hot kisser!!

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If you don't understand something, do you keep asking questions until you do understand or just give up? You could ponder why your question has not been answered

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Who was the worse british pm ever? Some things ARE actually nonsense,such as your question. ['pm' stands for 'post meridiem'].

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If you were in charge of picking an animal for answerbags mascot, what animal would you choose? A meercat? They have sharp claws for digging in the earth,and they constantly scan their surroundings in case of enemies. But most of all,they are unbelievably cute.

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What's the difference between a song lyric and a poem? If Ian Dury's song was a poem,could you supply the next 2 lines: Hit me with your rhythm stick Hit me slowly,hit me quick ... .... Lay me on a floor of brick, Hit me with a horse's kick...

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Give me one word in a language different from English? merde [French slang]

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Once you become homeless, what is the best way to pull out of your homelessness? Find a home. ...Or lodge under a big tree.

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What is the word for the fear of having too much mayonnaise on your sandwich? The technical term I think is: EgregiousMayoDollopOphobia.

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Sometimes it is just better to walk away? Yes, or no? Moongrim,you have a very grim and scary face,somewhat like mime artist Marcel Marceau,only gone a bit wrong. Answer to your question: if your name is RENEE,then it's better to walk away [Renee].

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I'm crying a river...thought I was ok but I feel abandoned, violated and confused...how do you stop your tears? You will stop crying when you're "all cried out" [Alison Moyet song] ...what's wrong,anyway??

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Are toes pointless? No,some toes are quite pointed,and the more pointed are the shoes you wear,the more pointed your toes are likely to become.

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Can you guess what kind of bird I had in my yard today? A blonde,maybe?

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Do you think someone's sexual orientation can change? If for example a man had a deep session of hypnotherapy,he could be persuaded that he was a woman,with all the female attributes.

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What's a question no one or very few want to answer? Q: Do snails sing in the bath? Answers few and far between,sadly,to such a vital question.

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What is the nutritional value of dried oyster mushrooms Zero,I guess.

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My Christian flatmate tells me that I will go to hell because I don't believe in Jesus. She also said my relatives are burning and being tortured in hell as non-believers. Is this what Christians believe? It's only what SOME misguided Christians believe,y'know,the "Fire-And-Brimstone Holy-Roller" type...you can spot them easily because they'll have smoke coming out of their ears and tongues of fire coming out of their mouths. Avoid them.

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Besides drums, what other instrument should a musician be sitting down when playing? Toilet seat?

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"Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" was the ONLY movie that made me laugh so hard that as soon as the movie was over, I went straight to the ticket booth to buy another ticket to the very NEXT showing? Is there a comedy that ever did that to YOU? "Dirty Dancing" did it for me. I've seen it quite a few times,and every time I never fail to get emotional. Not many movies get me like that,I have to say.

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It takes 6 people 12 hours to dig a hole. How many hours does it take 12 people to dig half a hole? The question is misleading because holes do not come in half sizes.

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Should you feel insulted if you get downrated? After all, the troll is just taking the other side of the Q&A. You MIGHT feel insulted,HoboJoe---you might feel bruised and battered,or hot-and-bothered,or even bewildered...but what are you gonna do about it,start a war....????? P.S. I've downrated your question 20 points! :)

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What are you wearing at this exact moment? I'm wearing the carpet out by dancing vigourously to taped music.

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30 gal tank, established 3 years. Currently have 15 platties and 2 clown loaches. For several months I have been losing one plattie a week. No signs of disease, tank chemicals all correct, vacuumed weekly with one quarter water change. Whats problem? You have a rogue shark which is eating all your nice fish. Bastard!

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Will we grow older in heaven No,The NT Book of Revelation says age will be banished. Similar to the Armistice Day saying: "Age shall not wither them,nor the years condemn...."

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Has anyone noticed that if America doesn't like something, they'll declare war on it? War on poverty, war on hunger, war on terrorism, war on drugs, etc... Gods I'm surprised there isn't a war on education by now. What is America? Just a constant war? Brilliant question,Sir...I have a lot of sympathy with your view. Lonewolf:RESPECT!! There is certainly a great war brewing at the moment over healthcare. America thinks it's a law unto itself and that America rules the planet,and every time someone disagrees America throws a hissy fit and starts another deadly conspiracy.

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How fast can you drive in the fast lane? If you drive a Ferrari....pretty fast!

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Where can I experience true Southern decadence? For a good ol' dollop of true Southern decadence you could try a visit to the Jack Daniels Distillery in Lynchburg,Tennessee--owned by the Brown-Forman Corporation.

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What's one famous character or person, named Ken, or Ed? Kenneth Grahame Kenneth Williams Ken Livingstone,the greatest living British socialist ex-mayor. Ken Dodd Eddie Waring Ed In The Clouds [!] Ed Under A Blanket[....I give up!]

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How do you tell the difference beween a dangerous fundamentalist and a good christian? Well,you measure a "good Christian" against Jesus Christ and his life,teachings and gospel in the New Testament. Fundamentalists usually prioritise the OLD TESTAMENT at the expense of the NEW,hence they maintain harsh antiquated views on morality,punishment,etc. Not all Fundamentalists are necessarily dangerous,unless we are talking about people like Jim Jones. Best to use what is...

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What do you think is the best nut that goes with chocolate? Almonds are nice.

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Was it Angie Dickinson that was in the old show "Police Woman"? Yes I think so

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Why do so many households have these tiny yapping little dogs now? Is Paris Hilton to blame for this? All you hear is the yap, yap, yap as you walk past and something that looks like rodent comes out after you. Paris Hilton does not offend me,and I imagine her chihuahua or whatever breed it is fairly well behaved because she has enough money to pay for a vet or a dog-psychologist or whatever... Don't blame Paris Hilton. In any case celebs before her have courted the affections of little mutts such as Zsa Zsa Gabor and Joan Collins. The type of yappy dogs which upset me are those which are...

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What drink, which has alcohol, do you most often drink? Sherry from Jerez De La Frontera.

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What makes a women good in bed? The fact you've got more than one woman between the sheets.What's your pulling point,anonymous?

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What does this old saying mean to you, "when it rains it pours?" It means that in Wales they get heavy downpours when it rains. [What part of Wales are you in?]

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Have you ever been on the radio? Yes. I am on the radio every Friday,when I broadcast on a local Hospital Radio Service to 2 General County Hospitals for the benefit of patients.

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I think I will go ______ now (what?) crowd-surfing? [...Does anyone ever get injured?]

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If I told you I had a "ploughman's" for lunch, would you have any idea what I am talking about? Do you mean to say that you stole a ploughman's lunch,Mister,you rotter? If you did,then I wouldn't be surprised if he chased you and you found yourself in a right old pickle...

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Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge? Hedge-hogs have an awful lot to answer for.It's their bloody hedge-funds which have got us into this present recession.

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What biscuits do you like? Did you know that GARIBALDI biscuits were named after an Italian General? Amazing....perhaps he had a sweet tooth.

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Do you think cancer can be cured with faith healing sessions? BELIEF is everything,the stronger your BELIEF the more likely there will be an effective change for the better. Cancer is just another disease really. Jesus Christ never differentiated between which cures God could heal by/through faith in Him,and which He could not; therefore the inference is that ANY disease is potentially curable. Hope this helps.

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What song would you consider appropriate to sing to a relative or friend who had just had a heart-op? I was expecting some jokey answers...come on you guys! I'll start you off...how about: "BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED AORTA..." [OUCH!]

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Who is your favorite music artist and why? George Benson. He is a true artist,guitarist,jazz scat-singer,excellent in concert.He is ONE of my all-time favourites.

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Has anyone else noticed that you seem to get more points from asking good questions as oppossed to giving good answers? I was only joking by slightly changing your User-name,so my apologies. You're still HERE,anyways,so I can only assume you are consuming yourself at a fairly slow measured rate! Thanks very much for the 3 points,I'm still at Beginner level,it feels like being back at school! And thanks for the LINK,which is extraordinarily excellent,comprehensive,and easy enough to understand the...

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Sitting on a bus or train, the person next to you suddenly starts singing loudly - would you join in...? No,I'd give her a slap and tell her to get herself a good psychiatrist.

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What are the the wages of sin and does it pay well? Yeah,it pays very well indeed,because Satan is a generous dude. Only problem is,sinners are destined for hell,where all the fat bulging wad of their ill-gotten money is consumed in the flames. That's the tough part.

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Has anyone else noticed that you seem to get more points from asking good questions as oppossed to giving good answers? Self-exploding Cannibal,can you try to explain to me how the answerbag points system works,please,because I can't fathom it out. I'm a new member,btw.

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If someone were to call you "naive" would you consider that a compliment? No. To be'naive' means you are green,inexperienced,unwise,lacking judgement,or knowledge,or just a bit thick and stupid. It can hardly be called a compliment,whatever the age of the person being called 'naive'.

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Do you love Gregory House? I've never been round it,so I don't know. Is it one of those National Trust mansion properties preserved for the nation at substantial cost to the taxpayer??

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Best way to find a man? Try frequenting the places where single men frequently hang out,like---errr---strip clubs.

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My paintball gun keeps cycleing and ive just have got it filled what should i do? Give up paintballing and take up spelling instead.

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Are the people on Answerbag as uptight as Yahoo! Answers. I just had my Yahoo! account deleted because some of my answers apparently weren't PC. I have only recently joined answerbag.com, but so far I have not found people on this site to be "uptight". I am sorry to hear of your experience on Yahoo! Answers,but would you care to tell us what things you said which apparently deserved your disqualification?

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How often do you eat rice? Never! Rice is inedible when raw,and in its cooked state is gooey,sticky,indigestible,and if eaten in a rice dish such as paella leaves you feeling heavy and lethargic. Millions of Eastern nations peoples live on the stuff,but I am certain it is the cause of constipation and other digestory complaints.

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Complete: Kiss my ______? ass? Dunno...is your ass kissable,or not? COREY TAYLOR,frontman of American metal band SLIPKNOT,once said that he thought COLDPLAY's album Viva la Vida was so effing abominable that he wouldn't even consider wiping his ass to it.

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What country do you think keeps their Head in the Sand? Is this a sensible question,please? You must be confused with a bIG bird called an ostrich ...NOW YOU'RE TALKING!

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How do you break up a fight between two big dogs without getting yourself hurt? Shoot both the dogs dead. It never fails,and nobody gets hurt.

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What is the most absurd "pick-up line" you have ever heard? Hi there! My name is PETER. My friend's name is PAUL. If your name happens to be MARY,wow--we've got ourselves a Trio...

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What is the most absurd "pick-up line" you have ever heard? C'mon,baby--light my fire! C'mon,baby--light my fire! Try to set my fire on fire.... ...Oh,for God's sakes,here--use my lighter!

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What is the most absurd "pick-up line" you have ever heard? Hello sweetheart,it's your lucky night!-- I'm a Police Officer. I'm going to arrest you for being drunk under the influence of my charisma....

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What is the most absurd "pick-up line" you have ever heard? You know,you have such exquisitely large sweet juicy watermelons. Do you mind me asking: is it your Daddy's farm?

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Ok here is one for you, try and answer this one. My Bf and I are taking a break for a few weeks. But I noticed that when I hang out with him for a week that he's not sick but when I don't see him for weeks or days he's always sick? Whats up with that? Simple! He's just lovesick. I guess you've found the right guy. Congratulations.

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What's something only a crazy person would do? 1. Be cruel to docile animals,for example killing seals. 2. Commit murder. 3. Indulge in 'tombstoning',which is defined as throwing oneself off a cliff into deep water where you don't know what lies beneath the surface and you may get seriously injured.

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better Excuse me,but aren't you MADONNA...? [...it's never worked yet].

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