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I love the new AB so far do you? Just a yes or no so I can take a count. Absolutely not.

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What's your take on the new AB? If it doesn't change, I most likely will not be returning. AB made their own grave.

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How have your best friends changed your life? My best friend at the time inspired an idea for one of my screenplays which is almost complete. We rarely speak anymore and unfortunately our friendship seems screwed up beyond repair, but through her own tragedy came an idea that I hope will help other people to not go through the same thing she is. I hope it will open her own eyes as well.

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Were you born a jerk, or did it take years of fine-honing your skills? Wow. I like, totally love you for asking this question. I definitely wasn't born a jerk. I developed my skills overtime. Then, when I felt ready, I entered the jerk olympics and won. #1 jerk! Awesome, right? But then half the people on AB took my title. I'm still bitter about that.

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Can my mom still celebrate Christmas even though she has recently become a Buddist? I am afraid I won't get presents. Wow. How selfish are you... Grow up.

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What meat do you enjoy eating? Steak. A juicy, rare, bloody, sizzling steak. . *excited to see how many DRs from vegetarians she's gunna get*

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Do you and your priest have any secrets? I don't, but he does. Just think about it for a minute.

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Give me porn industry contact number? lolz. I don't think the industry has just ONE number. If you want to contact them to be a porn star, I can already tell, you'll do great. I don't think you have the mentality for much else.

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What is your favorite cartoon show to watch? I don't watch cartoons anymore, but it use to be Rocko's Modern Life.

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Do you like adam Sandler? He's alright. He plays a lot of the same characters. Pretty much one note. It's not like he's very versatile. I do like several of his movies though.

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If you got a pet based on their lifespan, would you want one with a lifespan shorter than yours, the same as yours, or longer than yours? Shorter than mine. I would never want a pet to go through the grief of me dying.

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Why does racism still exist? Because humans still exist.

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Quick poll: Are you dominate or submissive. and also male or female? Female. I like to be both dominate and submissive. Probably submissive a little more though.

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What is a good way to prepare a female for anal sex? Start by fingering her ass I suppose.

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Do you believe that you have an empathy or a special affinity to the Spirit World? Nope I don't.

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Who is the most beautiful Disney princess? I gotta go with the redhead, Ariel.

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Who is the baddest of the bad villains in the movies? Samara ((shudders)) http://www.ratewall.com/cpics/655b6f0c-baca-411b-a3a6-8f0be0207a4a_Samara_Morgan.jpg

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Can i be a model? ....? Here is my pictures http://i48.tinypic.com/2i7valv.jpg http://i50.tinypic.com/2hqwewg.jpg http://i45.tinypic.com/1670dc8.jpg THX for answers!! You probably could. Unfortunately why are you asking for opinions on here? None of us can turn you into a model. You're already pursuing it wrong. Sad panda.

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Would you send me a picture of you naked ladies Would you send me 6 months worth of rent money to send you one?

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Does God exist? To some people, yes. To some people, no.

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If you have had an miscarriage do you find that you are always thinking about the baby and what he/she would be doing now in their life? My mother had two miscarriages when I was 4 because she was sick. She says she doesn't really think about it, because she had me and is grateful enough for that considering her condition at the time.

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Do you feel that Atheism legitimate grounds for barring someone from public office? (see link) Absolutely not. Ridiculous in my mind.

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Have you ever sent a nude photo/video of yourself to anyone via internet of texting? I hate to admit it, but (sighs) I have.

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Do women like to see guys eat there own cum during sex? Good Lord, I hope not.

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Do you know anyone who has ever gotten away with child abuse or child molestation? Yes.

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Our wonderful sweet, caring & friendly "GiraffeyedDonor-ish" is finally a Guru! To celebrate, she has agreed to have whipped cream pies thrown at her by anybody who wants to congratulate her! The line starts here... Who's in? =) Congratulations Donor! xo Congratulations hon. :D

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What's you're favourite movie where a child played a leading role? The Sixth Sense.

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Do you still like Tiger Woods? Yeah, I like it when people shut up about the topic too.

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Does your heart need just a bit of anti-freeze or do you like the appeal of a cold heart to protect you from heartache? Unfortunately, if you always have your guard up, are too afraid to fall in love, or too cautious and protective, it doesn't allow you to get very close to people. Falling in love means taking the risk of dealing with heartbreak. I'd rather have that then no love at all.

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Im 17 and still a virgin. Do you honestly think thats a good thing? There's nothing wrong with that. I didn't lose my virginity till I was 20. Besides, it's not suppose to be a contest among friends or something. I was seriously the only one among my friends who didn't have sex in high school. I took pride in not being a whore or obsessing over it. You should too.

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Why is David Letterman making fun of Tiger Woods when he was involved in a similar situation himself? Because David admitted to his affair. Tiger Woods is for lack of a better way of saying it, a chicken sh_t.

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Tiger Woods seemed like such a good guy (*sigh*). Are there *any* celebrities out there who lead admirable lives? Tiger isn't a 'bad' guy because of what he did. The fact that it's publicized is the only difference between mistakes that you and I make. Tons of people have affairs. Tons of celebrities have affairs and just haven't been caught. Who cares. That's life. I don't think having an affair makes you a bad person. Killing someone, for example, does.

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Will you suffer withdrawal symptoms during Answerbag's scheduled downtime? Yes, I'll prolly have hallucinations and stuff. Maybe have a seizure. Or just off myself. We'll see.

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Do you hold people to their word? No. A lot of people are flakes. If I don't hold them to their word, I won't be disappointed.

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Have you ever met anyone that seemed to be identical to you in every way, on AB, but you have no idea what they look like and you really don't care because you feel so comfortable with them? Yes, actually. This question is creepy, because it's exactly what I think every time I talk to them. Whoa.

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What is it that preys on your mind the most?? :-/ My family's well being and my future. I need to stop worrying about my future though. The unknown is inevitable. Gotta take one day at a time.

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Help my dog just passed away im in so much pain it happened so suddenly. thats two animals iv lost in one year. please help but blease no critical comments Sorry about your dog. You have to expect something like that when you have pets. They don't live as long as you and I, so that's the risk you take. I've had so many cats, dogs, hamsters, rabbits pass away, but it's important to remember how good their life was with YOU and that they were happy. Not every pet gets the chance to be happy. You're both lucky to have had...

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I'm broken. I'm lost. I don't enjoy anything anymore, not even company. I'm worried. What's wrong with me? Sounds like depression. I sowy. 8[

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Do Atheists celebrate thanksgiving> Thanksgiving has nothing to do with religion. Do your homework.

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Ohio just became the first state to execute an inmate with a single injection (overdose of anesthetic) rather than the typical three drugs (anesthetic, paralyzer, potassium to stop the heart). What do you think about this? Whatever gets the job done.

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If you are one of those who believe the destruction of the world is coming in 2012, what are you doing to try to improve your odds of survival? Have you already started? I don't believe the world is coming to an end. The Mayans got like, a hand cramp or something and were like, "screw this" and stopped writing. Maybe they developed carpal tunnel or something. If it does come to an end, I don't think there's much we can do to prepare. I would just like to have lots of dirty sex before I die. That is all.

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My son wants to dress as nazi for costume party. Is there something wrong? I've been a slew of offensive things for Halloween. I'm sure he's not the only one to ever dress up as a Nazi. I've seen so many Hitler's before it's not even funny. Just because you dress up as something, doesn't mean you condone it. I don't see anything wrong with the idea.

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What's the most important thing you've learned from your Dad? He taught me how to install cable, build a rabbit hutch and that playing a competitive game of checkers every night before bed with your father is a good way to end your day.

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Why was Popeye on Google's front page? Perhaps there is some type of anniversary for the show?

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Have you ever received an e-mail from Answerbag rejecting a question you flagged as offensive, saying that it's appropriate for the Adult catergory? The point was that, when I flagged the question, it wasn't in the Adult catergory! Yes, when I first joined I didn't understand how moderation worked exactly so a lot of my stuff was rejected. Next time instead of marking it as offensive, click wrong category and place it in adult.

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Is there anyone on AB that you dont know personally but wished you did? Yup and I'm sure I'll meet possibly 1-2 of them some day.

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When you unwrap your Christmas presents. Do you shake & feel what it might be or just open the damn thing? I open it and then shake it. Wait..what..?

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Name a way someone might die, in a horror movie? A zombie stripper shooting pool balls out of her cooch at your head. Trust me. I've seen it before.

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What was your favorite subject when you were grade 9. It's always been English.

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Do you believe you have lived before, if so do you remember anything of your previous personality(ies)? I once saw a hypnotherapist whom was also an 'expert' in past life analysis. She told me that in my past life I lived in Arizona, but something bad happened there which is why now, currently, the few times I've been there, I've had bad experiences. I can't really remember what else she said, I didn't really pay attention. Currently, I'm usually really...

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Do you indulge yourself in porn every once in awhile? More than every once in a while.

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I just found out that my roommate has swine flu. She'd been sick for a week then went to the dr. The school moved her to the quarantined room but I have a weak immune system, when i catch a cold i get pneumonia. now I'm feeling sick too should i see a dr? I'm trying to refrain from calling you can idiot, but it's really hard. Yes, go see a doctor.

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According to national news, a woman has been placed in JAIL for filming the latest Twilight Movie for 4 minutes during a birthday party at the show. She may get 3 years. Is this insane? Why not prosecute the mattress label removers too? That's ridiculous!! She forced people to sit through watching Twilight on her birthday?! How dare thee! I'm appalled. . Oh and uh, jail time for 4 minutes of Twilight is stupid. Just about as stupid as that movie.

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Do you think Bin Laden is dead? I think he's been dead for several years now.

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Describe yourself in one word...that one word starting with the letter "R"? Rebellious.

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Here is some interesting reading material!! Do you think so? What I love most, is the fact that I totally know who wrote this. :D He/she couldn't have been more spot on.

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What is your favorite video game when you were a kid Pac Man, Spyro, Crash Bandicoot, Mario, Donkey Kong.

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Has a dog ever really eaten your homework? No, but she pissed on it once.

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Have you ever felt like you were invisible? Like when it seems everyone is ignoring you. Yes, but I usually don't mind it. Wish it would happen more often.

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Sherri is now a maestro. Who would like to join me at a party in her honour? Congratulations Sherri! Woo Hoo! Way to go. :D

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How long have you known your best friend for? 10 years.

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I met a former satanist (don't know what type) who said he was from a long line of witches, that wicca is a farce and not true witchcraft, and that many frat/sorority rites are satanic in nature. Were his statements truthful? Knowlegeable answers please. The most common misconception people make about those involved with witchcraft, is that they automatically worship the Devil. Ignorance at it's finest. I don't know much about wicca, but I'd like to point out that people involved with witchcraft and those who are satanists are two totally different things.

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If for some reason you had to choose between your family and your faith, what would you do? Family. Always.

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Have you ever been so emotionally affected by a movie that you had to sit for a time before you left the theater? If you were, what is the movie’s title? Requiem for a Dream had that affect on me. It still does every time I watch it.

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If it doesn't kill you, does it make you stronger? Only if you let it.

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Name 5 movies with a colour in the title? The colors are in there. :) Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. The Scarlett Letter. The Exorcism of Emily Rose. Vanilla Sky. Pearl Harbor.

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Heard a good fairy tale, lately? (I thought this one was pretty terrific, all things considered.) THAT was epic. +5 :D

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Are there any women that really love the taste of semen? are there any women that enjoy eating it as much as women in porn? This should be in the adult section so I flagged it for you. . Aside from semen whitening your teeth, I would honestly rather eat dirt. Not dirty semen. Just plain ole' dirt.

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Can sucking girls boobs increase the size? I hope so. If that's the case, come suck on my boobs.

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Is your family positive or negative? Considering a lot of our circumstances, we are relatively positive.

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I watch a video of child birth. Is it really as painful as it looks? Yeah, you'll probably end up dying or something.

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Do your parents have a say over who you date? Hell no.

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Why is California called the Golden State? I suppose they didn't feel "the state of smog, traffic and jerks" was appropriate.

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What one emotion sums you up at the moment? Indifferent.

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Whats the difference between a bunny and a rabbit? The way they are spelled.

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What do you think of "open marriages?" I would never have an open marriage, but I don't necessarily look down on people that do.

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What are two great tastes that do NOT taste great together? Chocolate and Nacho Cheese.

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When watching anime, would you rather read subtitles or have it in English? Even though I hate reading subtitles, I think you should always view things how they were meant to be viewed....how they are originally released. With that said, I would prefer them in English please.

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What would you like to do that you haven't done in a long time? Have sex.

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Would you sell your body to a stranger for an hour to feed yourself? No. However, if that was literally my only option (but I'm pretty sure I'm smart enough to figure something else out) and I had a child, then yes I probably would to feed my child.

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In re-examining my life, I see that I have more female friends, than males. It used to be, when I was a kid, that most of my friends were males, but I seem to get along better with females. Will someone please explain the "why" of that to me? You're a gentlemen and were raised by a single mom. Because of that, you're probably really sensitive to women and they recognize that in you. One of my best guy friends is like that and the majority if his friends are female. We all flock to him because he is good to us. You're probably the same way. :)

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I'm just wonderin'.It takes me 45 minutes to straightin my hair.How long does it take everybody else? Maybe 15 minutes.

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Who is your favorite celebrity? Laura Linney.

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If two AB'ers intentionally switched identities and masqueraded as each other, would you consider them as Sockpuppets? I don't think there's anything wrong with what they did. Their intentions weren't to be malicious or deceitful, just to have some fun. I'm sure if they knew certain people were to respond this way, they wouldn't have done it because again, their motives weren't to toy with people's mind. Can I call you Mr. Sensitive now?

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My mom keeps telling me that she isn't going to allow me to go to the college I want to go to because I haven't "earned" it. Can she really keep me from going to the college of my choice? I think you should be able to choose what college you go to. It's your life. Obviously though, there is something to need to prove to her. Figure it out.

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My niece (17) has been staying w/ us for a couple months b/c of issues at home. I have my own child (14) & am worried that I'm unable to get my niece much 4 Christmas. Her mom said 2 get her nothing b/c she made her choice. I cant do that. What can I do? Her mom sounds like a douche, first of all. Perhaps just give her some cash so she can go out and buy what she wants. Not very personable, but why spend a lot of money on something that you're not sure of, or she may not like. Happy Holidays to you!

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What is the biggest bunch of bull crap you've ever heard? Most everything on AB.

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Do you know a very beautiful person, but their attitude makes them look so ugly? I live in LA. What do you think? +5

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Can you tell me what is behind you right now without looking? Two pillows and the wall.

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As you become more familiar with some AB members are you able to predict with some accuracy the nature of the response you will receive from them? Yes. I can also spot some of their questions and know who asked them before clicking and finding out.

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What does a man like the most on a womens body Her vagina.

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Some Christians are placing bumper stickers on their car urging people to "Pray for Obama" and siting "Psalm 109:8" which in part reads "May his children be fatherless and his wife a widow". What would Jesus do? Those particular Christians = hypocrites. It's as simple as that. Next question.

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What is your favorite celebrity+prostitution scandal? Heidi Fleiss

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My question "Why are the British so annoying?" was removed as offensive. I don't understand. They ARE annoying. And this one will probably be removed the same way.

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Can boys sing Mary j. blige songs like the song called Everything and the song Give me you No. Someone will come and probably kill you.

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Where is your mom right now? Sleeping. On the couch for some reason.

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Is breast pain a sign of cancer? No, it's a sign of butt cancer.

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Why does a Muslim woman get to keep all of her money (gifted and wages) for herself but her husband has to use his money to support her and the family? Isn't that how it is for most families? Well at least where I live it is. There's no difference. Doesn't matter what religion. Edit: Actually where I live, most of the women don't work at all and spend their husband's money. They have no idea how to be independent.

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Would you sleep with Hu Jintao if it meant settling America's massive debt to China? Sure. I wouldn't feel anything anyway.

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What should you not do while pregnant? Skydive.

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Dumb Reasons To Call 911.. Paper cut.

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Just gave my 16 year old son a 4 min .ass whipping with my belt, came home from work and found him and his girlfriend in our house, both just about naked together in a tight embrace kissing. I sent her home and let the belt fly across his ass. was I right First off, your son is old. He's 16. Good Lord. Too old for a 'spanking' or whipping or whatever you call it. Second off, like Violet said, you physically assaulted your child. Give me your address so I can show up and whoop YOUR ass with a belt. Hell, I'd show up once a month to do it. *waits anxiously with pen and paper*

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Do you have a vivid imagination? Screenwriter here. I definitely utilize my vivid imagination.

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How do you know when a guy is lien? When he says you can spell well.

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If you could choose again a new career path ... What would you choose? ... Why? I definitely would not choose a new career path.

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Do you need a car in Los Angeles? I suppose so you can be one of many who contribute to the pollution that city has.

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IF You Take Your Time To Answer Someone's Question On A/B ; Should They Take the Time To Give You POINTS? Yes. I actually think it's rather rude when certain users ask TONS of questions and never point or acknowledge anyone who answers.

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Who is the oldest person on AB? The youngest? Tell your ages if you think you have shot for either I'm 94.

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Why are you afraid of Ghosts and Spirits? No. I never try to fear the unknown.

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Have you ever felt a Physical Presence in the room with you? Only once in a big house in Santa Barbara. By physical presence I'm assuming you mean some type of ghost or spirit. I was at a friend's house - doors shut, windows shut and for about 10 seconds a gust of wind blew across my back. Stopped me dead in my tracks. I felt it like pierce through my body. Kind of hard to explain. Never felt anything like it before. And I wasn't even on...

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My standard poodle just ate an entire bag of mini-peanut butter cups, tin foil and all. It's late, so there aren't any vets open. What should I do? There are 24 hour emergency vets open. Take him immediately. Chocolate can be fatal to dogs.

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Should it be 'illegal' to cheat in a marriage? No.

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What is the most obnoxious saying you have ever worn on a T-shirt? "I'd f_ck me" "This is my horny look" Got them both from the porn convention in Vegas.

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Would this be an appropriate gift to give a child? LMAO!! See link I don't appreciate you implying that my parents were bad parents for giving me this for my birthday. How dare you. I turned out fine. (snort) (sniff)

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Will the doctor tell my parents I used to cut? I might have an appointment in a week or so. All my scabs will be totally healed by then, but the scars will be bright still. Will they tell my parents? I'm not suicidal or anything. I think it depends on how old you are and if you're an endanger to yourself or anyone around you.

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Do either of your parents have bizarre obsessions, if so what? My dad is obsessed with Nostradomus and my mother is a radical catholic. My dad watches tv 24/7. Literally. My mom is a shopaholic and now in debt because of it.

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No, offence to you addicts but, i am done with them. Anyone else feel the same? Addicted to what? Drugs? Alcohol? Porn? Sex? Biting their fingernails? Everyone has a demon, including myself. I'm certainly not going to judge someone because of theirs.

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What is your favorite car color? Yellow, like mine.

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Did SNL go too far with the Tiger Woods skit? Does it matter that Rhianna was the musical guest? No, I think it's funny. Kind of painful to watch because the blonde chick sucks though. As far as Rihanna goes, since when has SNL cared about offending people? Especially offending guests on their show? So, AB is telling me I can give you anymore points. It's been telling me that for like 5 people so far. I sowy. :(

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Where do you go after you die if God doesn't want you and the Devil is afraid of you? I suppose you come back to life as a zombie.

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What is the best makeup colors which can be used in winter? I always like to put a silver lining under my black eye liner. Silver always looks nice in winter. :)

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Where you raised that killing yourself is a sin? No. That is religious based. I'm not religious. I don't believe in sinning. I just believe that there's right and wrong.

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What is your favorite Japanese word? Anything that comes out of this woman's mouth. Her name is Julie Dreyfus. I've never heard a female speak Japanese so beautifully. http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/kill_bill__vol__2/julie_dreyfus/billpre.jpg

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Just wondering, is it selfish to not have children? No. Having a child JUST because society tells you too is what's selfish.

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I dont like americans do you like them You're European huh? Go take a bath. Thanks.

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Has anyone else noticed that quotes from Winnie the Pooh are surprisingly philosophical and wise? I have indeed. “If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.”

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What do you choose as the top movie and music album of 2009? In my opinion, the three top movies of 2009 are Inglourious Basterds, The Blind Side and Precious. I don't care for any of the actual top albums this year, but they happen to be Lady Gaga, Rihanna and Taylor Swift.

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Who's voice would you least like to have directing you on your satellite navigation? Fran Drescher or my mother.

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Isn't it ironic that my vagina has a tongue just like in my mouth? This question made me lol all over myself. Where to begin. Hmm. I suppose it is also ironic that most of the time they're both wet and come into contact with other human tongues. Hawt. +5 for a ballsy question.

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Who is the wisest on AB? Keithold, Phillis and Suby are all rather wise.

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I just <3 guys! Do you?=D LOL. I prefer men.

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What's your favorite soup? Broccoli Cheddar.

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How come when you eat corn, no matter how much you chew it, you poop it out in whole kernals? Corn poop is one of the greatest mysteries in life. The outer yellow coating of corn is indigestable. It passes through the gut untouched, and emerges looking like a whole kernal, although it is mostly just the outer skin. Just don't try and eat it. Please. Thanks.

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If you could have anything right at this moment...? what would you have? An orgasm.

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Should parents allow their children to get tattoos? Not until they're 18 when it's legal.

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Fancy a gangbang? I thought you'd never ask.

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Can you pee in frount of someone? Yes. I can pee on someone too.

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Do you have any movie suggestions for me? Specifically in the genre of Psychological Thriller, Drama, Mystery, Horror or War? Also, anything that's based around Science or Math? (Good Will Hunting-type-movie) Proof. Pi. The Machinist.

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Have you ever used a chainsaw? Yes.

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How much do I have to pay you just to hold hands and skip with someone the same gender as you? Nothing. I do that now anyway.

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Who do you feel is the most misunderstood ABer? Everyone.

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Would you wear a scarf like this? LMAO!!! That is hilarious. I would every once in a while just for fun.

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Motorhead or Pantera? Pantera.

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Do you personally know someone who was on a reality show or was an extra in a movie? Yes, plenty.

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What was your last status update on Facebook? (feel free to answer more than once) Vanessa "is fortunate for the old and new friends she has made within the past couple of months. Certain events and decisions have led me to them, which in turn puts truth back in the fact that everything happens for a reason." Made that update on Thursday.

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Does anyone believe that Al Gore should practice what he preaches? Shouldn't all politicians practice what they preach?

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I'm attracted to women. How do I tell my boyfriend? You liar. Or I can steal you now from daevid.

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How do you know if someone is a sock puppet? They wear one of these: http://www.freepress.net/files/Sock_Puppet_3_small.JPG

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What were you doing 20 years ago? Perhaps learning how to walk.

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What's wrong with being gay? Nothing wrong with being happy and nothing wrong with liking the same sex.

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What is the most adorable person or thing within 20 feet from you right now? My dog cooing in her sleep.

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Today is my first anniversary of being on AB. Would you like to come to a party this afternoon? But, more important, does this mean I'm addicted? Congratulations Sherri. Being here for a year doesn't necessarily mean you're addicted. If you were at level 100 after a year, then I would say so.

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(to my AB friends list).. Based on my questions so far,what kind of a person would you think i am? Insecure.

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If you could be recognized as a genius in one area, what would you choose? I suppose writing.

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If your a girl, do you like bad boys? If your a guy, do you like good girls? I've never been attracted to bad boys. I've never been impressed by their behavior.

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Do you find Popeye attractive? He has a butt for a chin. No thanks.

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Atheists: What's your reason not to believe in God? Well, I don't believe in Santa, the Easter bunny, tooth fairies or leprechauns either for pretty much the same reason. Prove to me that these things exist and can do ALL of these magical things people claim they can do in story books. If you can't, then it remains to be fiction.

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I'm drinking a Bud Light right now. Are you drinking anything tonight? Chicken broth. I'm not feeling too well tonight. No beer for me. 8(

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Who is the world's sexiest couple? Symbeline and me.

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I know raindrops are an ingredient of a rainbow but would you say that the flagging of this question from "Precipitation" to" Science of Rainbows" is just stretching the point a little to far? LOL! And why exactly were you surprised Firebrand, considering the types of people on here? Your comment, "Who the heck moved my question into rainbows" made me giggle. +5

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Boy shorts undies or thongs? Commando?

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How much toilet paper do you use every time you defecate? I use baby wipes, not toilet paper. You're not really clean by just using toilet paper. I use 1-2 wipes each time.

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Am I the only woman on the face of the planet not watching her weight? Am I the only one who says yes, I will have another cookie? Aren't you women sick of not living your life because you think your fat? This question is awesome so +5. Personally, I haven't owned a scale in 4 years.

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Other than advancing levels, do you have any questions geared directly towards you? I don't think so. I don't have one for advancing levels yet either.

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Would you pat a tiger shark after seeing this? I have a fear of sharks, but next summer I plan on going cage diving to rid of that fear. I suppose eventually, someday, I wouldn't mind petting a shark.

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Is it ever a good idea to delay college? If you plan on going to college you shouldn't delay it. So no, it wouldn't be a good idea. If, however you don't plan on going, that's a different circumstance.

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What is your favorite dog breed? Great Danes. I want one SO bad.

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If you could name your pinky toe what would you name it? Why? Mr. Cuddles.

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How many AB user accounts do you keep track of to answer their questions? There are several accounts that I like to visit to see if they have any new questions. Firebrand, Symbeline, Phillis, Icy, Sunshine, Universe of Life, weareallhypocrites, Sharona. A couple of others as well. I also go to the Q&A section in 'Friends' to scroll through questions asked.

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Can you suggest a place to get an avatar (besides what AB offers)? Createblog.com has some pretty amazing stock photos. Not quite sure what you're looking for, but I've found some awesome and beautiful pictures on there.

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What color was the last plate you used? Blue and yellow.

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Do you find it a weakness when you see a man crying? No. Sensitivity is a beautiful thing.

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What is the first word that pops to mind beginning with the letter V? Violin.

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What is something you do that always seems to make your pet act in the most adorable way? When I howl, she howls. Love it.

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How long have you gone without sex? Since the last time, it's been almost a year. Damn.

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Are your orgasms loud or silent? Depends on if anyone else is home.

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At what age and how did you discover an orgasm? About 12 years of age.

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Is it worth the time we spend answering questions when the askers don't respond? I've often wondered the same thing. Many ABer's don't point or even acknowledge when you've answered their question. However, the site isn't just about points so it's worth it.

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Atheists-will you remain as an atheist till your end? I have no idea. Most likely though.

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How often do you clip your finger nails? Cut them? I bite them. Dirty habit.

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If you could switch names with an AB'r for a week. who would it be ?? ... and if you see your name in this post .. , let us know.. if you accept or not . NUNYA because then I probably wouldn't have any trolls. :)

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What should you expect from eating toast covered in mold will you get sick? You should expect moldy poop.

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What is the most "sinful" thing you have ever done intentionally? Drugs. And something involving a baseball bat.

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Why is the media so filled with anti-Christian, pro-gay agenda propaganda? (SEE CLIP FOR DEMONSTRATION) Because of people like you.

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What is the most offensive question, you could ask on answerbag? Anything really racist. Gosh I have a good one, but in NO WAY will I put it here.

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Do you think this is really bad cutting, really mild cutting, or like average? (WARNING: TRIGGERING!) http://s818.photobucket.com/albums/zz108/Juanwa/ Your arms aren't bad, but your thighs are. I've seen worse, but it's still pretty bad. I'd be really pissed and sad if you were my friend.

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Want to find out what people on here think about you? Type just your name in an answer so that people can comment with adjectives. I'm not responsible for what people say about you. I'm probably super late in doing this and won't get any responses, but what the hell. Vunessuh aka Vanessa. Be nice. Please?

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Are there times whe you just cant be reasoned with? I'm a very unreasonable person when you mess with my family.

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How do you wake up? Like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPbtq9LT9us

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What do you think of someone who is really smart but also a social retard? Well I'd consider myself to be pretty intellectual, but I have social anxiety most of the time. I can't be in social gatherings of more than 5 people. I don't think that makes me a retard.

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Who else thinks this kitten is super cute? What a coincidence. I saw this video yesterday and about died from the cuteness.

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Why is it that every time a click on a link within answerbag another window has to open? One is enough! I actually kind of like the separate windows. Makes it more convenient in my opinion.

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Since Zombies are eating non-stop, do you think they ever have to poop? (or pass waste of any sort)? I suppose they have to. In a sense zombies are kind of alive for the simple fact that dead cells have reanimated themselves and this would affect their digestive system as well. Some people would argue and say they can't so they end up eating until they explode (according to the Zombie Survival Guide) Or it just comes out of their drool while they moan their "uuuuuuus". ...

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Do you think losing your virginity is a big deal? I lost my virginity when I was 20. I definitely waited much longer than most if not all of my friends, however I wasn't waiting for marriage. It was a big deal to me to find that right first person, not so much that I didn't end up marrying him.

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What is your favourite movie about boxing or martial arts? Million Dollar Baby was pretty good.

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What has a tendency to never fail at turning you on? Breathing heavily in my ear.

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Female, during sex, do you prefer a spank or get your hair pulled? Guys, which one do you prefer to do? You can smack me around as long as I give my consent. It always depends on the person though.

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Why are some famous people able to resist temptation and remain faithful? Same reason why some unfamous people are able to resist temptation.

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How do you deal with people who aren't impressed by anything? Edit: Either I read the question wrong, or you just edited it. I don't deal with them mainly because I could care less if I'm impressing them or not.

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Do you mistrust so much that you miss out on potential good relationships? No, thankfully.

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Are you ever up at 4.30 in the morning? Often. I sleep like 3 hours a day. I'm either just about ready to go to bed at that time or just waking up.

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Do you have great abs? I don't really have abs, but I have a relatively toned stomach. Being Indian though, all of the women in my family have thick waists/hips. I use to complain about it, but I like the curves that I have.

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"All the people in your country look the same to me"; Do you consider this statement racist? In some countries it's true. Racist no. Honest yes. Funny yes.

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Which ABer has the sexiest butt?=D *takes pants off* You can inspect mine if you want and decide for yourself. You can do the squeeze test as well.

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Do women like the idea of being tied up and gagged? During sex? Maybe tied up, but I don't know about gagged and it depends on the person I'm with. Generally speaking I'm sure many girls AND guys like to be dominated.

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Is the ABer "dani" more sweet or more naughty?=D Will I get a lapdance if I say sweet?

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I'm writing a book. What should the last name of one of my characters be? Her 1st name is Violet. Violet Leigh

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I didn't mean to turn you on, can you forgive me? If you turn me on, you must turn me off. I'm waiting... +5

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If you and your teenage friend got into an argument and your friend was the one who was wrong and then they started crying,would you then turn to another friend and start talking about something else,or would you talk to your teenage friend?And why? Last time I checked, I'm not douchy enough to ignore my friend when she's crying.

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If you were given a random essay topic, would you be able to write it in the spot? Most likely.

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Best website...Answerbag or U-tube? Both sites are equally entertaining. AB is better though because of the really amazing friends I've made.

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Your account is currently in the Penalty Box for violating site policies. To see when the penalty will be lifted, please visit your profile where on my profile and where can i see how long im band for They will email you with how long you'll be in prison and why.

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Does Miley Cyrus need parental permission to get a tattoo? It's illegal to get a tattoo under the age of 18. Period. Parental consent doesn't matter. It's like drinking. Just because your mother says it's alright and you're not 21 yet, doesn't mean a bar will serve you alcohol. But it's Miley Cyrus and she's a celebrity. She can get away with it. Hell, I got away with it plenty of times.

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What are some emotions that can run very deep? (Be original!) Remorse.

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Whats the best crime/gangster movie you ever saw? Goodfellas was pretty good. So was Casino.

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If you were stuck in a room with any one person, who would it be? Depending on how long I would be stuck, anyone really good looking who just wants to bang would be nice.

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How did you choose your Answerbag name (assuming its not actually your name, that is!)? It's my name with a funky spelling.

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This may sound crazy, but what is the point to a nuclear bomb, when everyone can die, even the innocent? People don't care about the innocent. Everyone dying is the point.

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What teacher do you remember from growing up & why? My 1st grade teacher really stands out in my mind because she was an amazing person and still is. I'm really good friends with my high school ceramics teacher as well.

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Are you an oly child? Yes.

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What's a good after-sex snack? Taco Bell.

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Has anybody ever tried a red spade ecstasy pill, if so how was it? I've only done ecstasy once. I don't remember it being a red pill though.

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What's one movie you wish you never sat through? Most of the crap that comes out these days. The first thing that comes to mind is The Black Dahlia.

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True or False, You prefer a shorter partner in bed? I'm a tall female. I'd prefer someone taller if not the same height. However, if I based a relationship off of height, there would be something very wrong with me.

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What store would it be unwise for YOU to shop in, right after getting paid? Charlotte Russe. I love it there.

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Who do you think is the most successful music artist ever? The most successful music artists TODAY are unfortunately people who don't deserve it. The musicians/bands who do would include, Elvis, The Beatles, Johnny Cash, Mozart, Beethoven and even Michael Jackson. Despite his personal life, Michael was incredibly successful for good reason.

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I ASKED: When I seem more clever to you: while asking any questions or answering them here? AND SOMONE ANSWERED "I hate to say it, but you will seem cleverer when you use correct English to ask the questions! "When DO I seem more clever... whaaat? http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/17647/original/wambulance0eo2sf.jpg

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Ladies, if you were referred to as a "bitch" would that be a compliment or an insult? Why? That word gets thrown around A LOT. Most of the time, when someone calls you a bitch, they just can't handle your honesty. To which, if by being opinionated and honest, makes me a bitch, I'd rather be so than blending in with everyone else and being a complete bore. As far as it ever insulting me, there is no name you can call me that would bother me. THEY'RE JUST WORDS. ...

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What's one movie that both YOU, and 'all of your friends', agreed was "really good!!"? City of God.

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Has your first name ever appeared in the title of a movie? There is a 1977 film called Vanessa.

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If you don't believe in Jesus do you still celebrate Christmas? Yes I do. I go on Easter egg hunts for Easter too.

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I need a neck massage, who's down to give me one? I'll do it and I'll scratch your back because I have acrylic nails on. :-)

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What's something that is noisy in your home? My roommate.

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Should physician-assisted dying be legalised? Assisted suicide in hospitals? Yes.

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If you could take one object from your burning house, what would it be ? (love ones and animals are save already) My career is on my laptop so definitely my laptop.

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If you accidentally killed someone and knew you would spend the rest of your life in jail for it, would you try to hide the body? Where would you hide it? I would dump the body at my local pig farm because they will consume everything but the skull. Waalaa.

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If you can truly appreciate all points of view does that mean that you don't have any of your own? Well you can appreciate a point of view without agreeing with it.

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Woman - Do you get offended when people call the tattoo on your lower back a "tramp stamp"? Men - Do you think the tattoo on the lower back is trampy? No one should be harshly judged like some of the opinions already on here, JUST because she has a tattoo. Damn. Having tattoos DOES NOT mean you aren't a lady or classless. It doesn't automatically make you trampy either. I have several tattoos, a good head on my shoulders and am certainly not lacking any class. It's okay to not like tattoos, but calling someone tasteless...

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What is it that people find interesting about the show 'The Hills'? Usually the only types of people to watch a show like that are the SAME type of people that star in it. Pretentious, selfish, and superficial. It's not fascinating in the least. It baffles me that people find that crap entertaining.

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Wanna see the view from the Skydeck at the 103rd floor of the Sears Tower in Chicago? You go into a kind of "glass box" and can look straight down, if you dare! Anyone been there already? (I don't know if I could do it, TBH.) I would love to do that! Very cool and incredibly beautiful.

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Name of a Demon that walked on this earth? Pablo.

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When does a hug feel best? A hug feels best when the person giving it to you won't let go.

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Would Jesus approve of humourless reactionary anonymous downrating? Those people aren't just anonymous.

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Fill the gap... In the dictionary the word ____ has my picture next to it. Writer.

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If you were a word, what word would you be? Profound. It's my favorite word and if we all turned into words I would fight to become it.

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Do you like gardening? No.

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When we were younger we all made big mistakes whats the biggest mistake you made and it still haunts you? None of my mistakes haunt me.

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What did you eat tonight? Tacos.

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Our Dear Caring Loving Compassionate, Sunshine in a COAT of Sunshine, has become a Level 60 Maestro! Would you please join the party to congratulate her on her achievement and to wish her a life full of health and happiness? I'm so late! Sorry. Sunshine you are a beautiful person and have been exceedingly kind to me. I wish you nothing but the best and I know life may not always be easy for you, but I hope that we as a community make you smile and help you to get through your day. Congratulations on reaching Maestro and thanks so much for positively contributing to the site. :-D Vanessa.

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Marky Marky is now a Maestro. Who would like to join me at a funky party in his honour to celebrate? Congratulations Marky Marky!

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___ pie. Mud

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Tomorrow you are the president of the U.S.A. what is the first thing you do? Work on legalizing gay marriage in all 50 states.

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What do you do When you feel betrayed by a person you thought you were close to? This just happened to me recently. I was upset and then realized they obviously weren't a good friend anyway. It did somewhat damage my ability to trust others though.

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Would you date someone who has never gone to school in his/ her life? I would have to get to know this person first. Education isn't the only thing that defines who we are.

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Did Marilyn Monroe have a drug problem? Don't most people in Hollywood have a drug problem? Drugs aren't what killed her though. She was murdered.

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When did you last cry and why? Yesterday. I usually cry everyday. When listening to a sad song, watching tv, watching a sad movie, reading. These things can pull emotions out of me so easily. I cried yesterday from listening to the song Hometown Glory by Adele.

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Whats your favorite movie? Requiem for a Dream. I have yet to see a film that has impacted my life as much as that one.

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What do you think about Brothers and Sisters TV Show. Yawn.

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What remake do think is better than the original song? Running Up That Hill by Placebo is way better than the version by Kate Bush. Johnny Cash's version of Hurt is better than the NIN version.

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Do you release in or pull out? This question totally made me horny. Since I don't have a dick, I don't think I can answer.

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Your going on vacation and your taking along? "What is the most stupidest thing someone ever told/asked you." I was appalled.

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What makes you wet? Porn.

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When did you stopped liking Britney Spears? (if you'd ever did) I still like Britney. We have no idea what went on behind closed doors so I don't think it's really right to judge her. She got chewed up and spit out my Hollywood. I'm happy that she is doing much better now.

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If somone see my self inflicted scars, what is the best lie to tell them People aren't stupid. They'll figure it out. Best thing to do is wear long sleeves (assuming they're on your wrists) and try not to hurt yourself again or find some other part of your body to cut on.

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Does anyone else think this ad is disgusting, blasphemous and offensive? See link (warning: NSFW) Damn, she's hot. What was the question?

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Is it weird to want to photograph my cuts? Like weirder than cutting? Does this make me more crazy? I just feel like I want to document it, so I can like compare and see if it's getting better or worse as time goes on... I suppose you can do whatever you want to do. Why do you care if we think you're crazy for it? Cutting is an abnormal behavior, but it doesn't mean you're crazy.

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What is your favourite Christmas movie? Bad Santa.

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How old were you when you lost your virginity? Do you wish you had waited longer? 20 and no.

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What do you find the most annoying thing in communicating with another person? When they always interrupt you.

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Have you ever thought, now i'm gonna die, and why? Back in September I had a seizure and at one point thought I was going to die because it was such a foreign feeling. It scared the crap out of me.

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Are your boobs even? My right breast is slightly larger.

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Do you believe that there is a hell? What religion are you? Atheist. I don't believe in Hell, God or the Devil. But I still capitalize them. Hm. +5

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Did you ever save another persons life? and how? I've had several people tell me I have, especially during high school. I didn't though. I just made them realize life is worth living. THEY were the ones who decided to live it. +5

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Would you consider a trip to the Zoo a fun time? Yes. I LOVE animals. Make it a petting zoo and I'm totally there.

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If you were to enter an eating contest what food would you choose that might make you think you could win? And have you ever been in one? I've never been in an eating contest, but if I was in one, put ice cream or asparagus in front of me and I'll be sure to whoop your ass. :) +5

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Have you ever been locked in overnight in an old Lunatic Asylum? I'm going to one Sat night...should I be scared? The same one that was on Ghost Adventurers (Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum) My roommate is a lunatic. Does that count?

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Girls: If you couls pick what size boobs would you have? My boobs are really tiny, but I like them just the way they are.

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Do you ever give out points to people just for fun? Yeah. Have five points.

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Yes or no, have you ever had legitimate thoughts of suicide? Yes, only once about 5 years ago.

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Attempted suicide? Where you disappointed that you failed...or that your even considered it? Pissed that I even considered it. Definitely not disappointed that I failed. Suicide is one of the most selfish acts ever. It took an attempt for me to look around and truly value and appreciate everything that I have. Suicide destroys more lives than the one who's dead. It's incredibly selfish that I never thought about that at the time.

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What are some common misconceptions about strippers? That they're stupid. A friend of mine who is a stripper graduated from high school a year early and went to Stanford. Highly intelligent and has plenty of morals and values, but just enjoys stripping. She even got a job that followed more closely down her career choice, but she continues to strip because #1, it's good money and #2, she's happy doing it. I've had some of...

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Only christians answer please!!!!!If u have been abused all of your life by your parents, is it tru to be completely depressed free a person has to go to the parents and say they forgive them? Out of curiosity, why can only Christians answer your question?

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Have you ever had a person on AB who was rude to you, to whom you were very polite, come back to apologize? Yes, I've had only a few apologize and I have apologized myself to ABers as well. Sometimes when people talk to you, they catch you on your really bad days.

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How do you handle bad news? It depends on how bad the news is. Sometimes I shut down and other times my mentality is, "life goes on".

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At Christmas time are you happy, sad or somewhere in between? I'm usually very optimistic and always look forward to the new year. It makes me hopeful. Plus, I love being with my family so of course I'm happy.

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Do you think Texas will execute a (supposedly) mentally retarded dude who is alleged to have raped/killed an 11-year-old girl? He'll die on 12-3-09, if all pending appeals are denied. [See the LINK below this question for the story & video.] Uh, it's Texas. He's a dead man.

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Is there someone on AB you're dying to see what they look like? Chainsaw aka Symbeline. I need to know what her sexy ass looks like behind all of her clever answers.

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Would you enjoy going to the Opera? I would actually. I would feel a tad out of my element, but I think I would enjoy it nonetheless.

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How come its when your really sad you have no one to talk to, but when your happy, everyone wants to know how your doing? Those friends who walk away when you are sad aren't really friends at all. What's on your mind?

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Velvet"? David Lynch.

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Do you send thank you cards for the Holiday gifts you receive? Yes. My mother raised me to always send out thank you notes.

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When you think of Christmas Eve and or Christmas day, what images first come to mind? A room FULL of wrapping paper that has already been torn off the presents and about 7 trash bags. :-)

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Can you give me an example of a miracle? Life itself is miracle enough.

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Okay, so going on my other question bout hygiene is there some kind of mental disease that could make me not feel dirty/need to clean myself? Dude, go take a shower.

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My niece went to the ER and was diagnosed with pneumonia. The DR. said they caught it before the contagious stage. Is this possible. Years ago when I had pneumonia it wasn't contagious. I suppose it is possible.

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Can you describe your personality in one word? Different.

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Avatar the movie... think it will be good? Or another me-too stinker? It looks horrible in my opinion. I can't believe people want to see that crap.

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Where have you gone, Robert De Niro? He's already proven that he can stay hidden. He stopped making films for a while and then came back with complete garbage. Kind of like what Nicolas Cage is doing. He's making nothing but crap only I wish Nick would go away too.

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What song(s) made you cry? The one's that come to mind right off the bat are: Hometown Glory by Adele. Tears in Heaven by Eric Clapton. You Were Always on My Mind by WIllie Nelson.

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So, what do you think? I LOVE this character!!! lol!! HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYBODY!! Dan Rather Not. LOL! This was great. Thanks. Happy Belated Thanksgiving Phillis.

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Best quote from a song? "I want so much to open your eyes, cause I need you to look into mine." Snow Patrol.

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How often do you go out without underwear and where do you go then? I always wear underwear. Rarely, during the summer time do I completely sleep in the nude. When going out, I never go commando.

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Does the idea of a female version of Clint Eastwood intrigue you or turn you off? Why? I absolutely adore Clint and his movies so if there ever is a female director/actress as good as him I would be intrigued.

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What languages do you know? English. and...some more English.

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True, or not? What conservatives think of liberals: Liberals are a bunch of hybrid-driving, tofu-eating, tree-hugging, whale-saving, sandal-wearing, bottled-water-drinking, ACLU-supporting, flip-flopping, wishy-washy, namby-pamby bed wetters. HOW DARE THEE! I haven't wet the bed all month. Not true.

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AB tells me when I have answers, but not all of the time. Why? Because AB has gliches, like most websites.

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When was the last time you MURDERED an innocent potato salad? First off, this question made me LOL all over myself. Second off, I don't care for potato salad. 3rd off, I miss you my friend! I was going through some old threads that you and I spoke on. Haha. How have you been?

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I went 2 lunch wit My ex the 1 who needed space.I hve alwys respected her space. she is all hlding hands huging me & misses me she said.i said that im hppy bout the space.i dropher off,she gives me a hug & kiss g/b.im confused. do i still have a chance? That's nice. In English now.

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Who is single and wants not to be? ... How long single? I've been single for about 5 years and I don't mind.

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Have you ever wanted or thought of sex with a stranger you've admired? Yes, but I realize it's just lust. I must get to know this person first. In order to have sex with someone I must have a connection.

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Who is AB's sexiest woman alive? After the fun we had with the sexiext male question, a male requested I ask this. Nominate your favorite! If I had to base it off of pictures, all of the women on Answerbag are beautiful. Since I must choose one, I'll have to say Firebrand.

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Knock! Knock! ... I'm at your door and It's pouring with rain ... my car has broken down and I need to use the phone, do you allow me in? I would allow you in and not let you leave. :)

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Give me ONE WORD that to YOU describes . . . . . . . .AUDREY HEPBURN (the actress)! Exquisite.

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How many Atheists are there in Answerbag? (raises hand)

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What is one good reason why i shouldn't kill myself. Because life, whether joyful or tragic, is beautiful. Embrace it.

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If you are an intelligent person when it comes to life etc; so you have intellectual conversations and whatnot, would you date someone who's level of intelligence is not up to par with you, who you cannot converse with in that way? Someone who is intellectual, emotional, sensitive and clever is more important to me than almost anything else. If I can't have an intellectual conversation with you (and I'm not saying you have to be as or more intelligent than me) then unfortunately it would be a deal breaker. So many people walk around and talk about nothing but bullsh-t. SOME of those same people walk around with...

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Is Michael Myers actually Jesus? He's been resurrected so many times, but so has Chucky and Jaws. I think Jaws could actually be Jesus.

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When you really miss someone from your past that died, what eases the pain? The old me would have said drugs. Now, focusing on making them proud by achieving the things I'd like to achieve and reaching my goals is what eases the pain. I think anyone who has passed would be proud to know that you haven't stopped living your life just because theirs has ended.

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Which of the seven sins - wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, or gluttony - have you indulged in over the last 24 hours? Lust.

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Would you like to see a chat room added to the AB sight? That or being able to IM users who are active on AB would be nice.

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Does anyone think that something like the this (see referring URL) will work on AB? There's also a question at the end of it. LOL Laughs. Since when are we all in 3rd grade and incapable of reading and handling foul language without crying in a corner? You are READING the F word. No one is shouting it in your ear. So it's all very silly to me when people complain about it. Yes, it is legit to complain if someone is personally attacking you, but dropping the f bomb in an answer not meant to hurt anyone else and being...

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Am i pregnant?? With a llama.

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In your completely honest opinion, do you believe that homosexual activity is wrong? No, but somebody who obsesses about it as much as you do makes me wonder if you yourself are a closet homosexual. Let it go. Enough. Damn.

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Is there someone in ANSWERBAG that you want to meet personally to learn from his idea, principles in life, way of thingking because you found him "intelligent" after browsing the history of his/her previous answers. Phillis - Her and I would probably talk about life. I admire how strong she stays through life's struggles and could definitely learn a thing or two. Chainsaw - We'd talk about zombies, blood, gore, violence, titties and stuff. Then we'd probably just end up making out. Universe of Life - He manages to stay incredibly positive about everything. I look up to that and could use...

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I am an asexual but I want my sex-drive wiped-out completely Is there any homeredies for it Someone who is asexual isn't interested in sex, PERIOD. They don't even have many thoughts or urges either. I'm actually a little annoyed at how some people think that it is so damn abnormal. There is nothing wrong with being asexual. Come on people. No pun intended.

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Are you straight,bi-sexual,gay, or neither? Bisexual.

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What are the best 5 zombie movies you have ever seen? Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Zombi, Zombie Strippers, Zombieland.

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Name something with chocolate in it? The butt of the girls in 2 girls 1 cup.

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Why do I keep getting downrates for my honest non-offensive answers? I don't care about the points, but I wonder, are there still people who really think that everyone must have the same beliefs and opinions as themselves? Come on! http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/17647/original/wambulance0eo2sf.jpg

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What is the name of my future wife?what she looks like? Her name is Maria and she looks like this. http://gamersdigart.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/ugly-girl1.jpg

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How do pro-choice activists justify live birth abortions? There are many factors to why individuals are pro choice. A lot of pro choicers are turned off my what it means to be pro life. A lot of pro lifers want to take away a woman's right to have access to birth control, emergency contraception, sex education, even condoms - claiming all of these things are as bad as abortion because it is stopping the sperm from reaching the egg. We...

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Yes or no, have you ever had legitimate thoughts of suicide? Yeah, way back in the day.

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Do you know anyone that you would fall for this? (see link) ROTFLMAO!!! Wow. Just wow. +5

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Do you think Jeff Dunham is currently the most popular stand-up comedian in the U.S? Oh my Lord I love this mofo. Him and Kathy Griffin are some of the BEST comics alive hands down. +5

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May I wish all My American AB Friends a Happy Thansgiving ? :-) Yes you may. Happy Thanksgiving to you as well.

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Is this a stupid question...What is something you would never tell anyone? I would never tell anyone how stupid your question is. Oh wait...

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When your parents are elderly, will you allow them to live with you? Yes. I wubb my parents.

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If you were an atheist, would you tell your child that there is no God, or would you tell them that YOU think there is no God? I would give my child a foundation from which to eventually base their own decisions off of. I would never force my child to believe in or not believe in anything.

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Give a stereotypical name for someone of each race, male and female? No thanks.

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Have you ever had a vision of Christ in dreams or while meditating? Nope.

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Here we GO again. How many God questions did you answer today so far? I've answered about 50. Unfortunately a few today and MANY last night. I indulged in several debates as well. I never learn.

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True or False, You prefer brunettes instead of blondes? True. Also true that I prefer redheads over brunettes.

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Isn't believing in God the safest choice? If you dont believe and your right then you just die but if you dont believe and you die you go to hell. So isn't it a safer bet believing? Well no. When I die, I'm going into the ground. And guess what? So are you. Hell doesn't exist. I why would I live a life I really didn't want to live just because it's safer? Booorring.

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Do you ever wish ab had a reminder feature you could program,"example" hey time to take meds with a little popup box ? i always forget how fast time flies on ab :P Well that's a neat idea now isn't it? I do need something reminding me to take my medication because with some of the crap I read on AB, my blood pressure goes through the roof and I usually end up killing some innocent bystander. I blame AB.

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Are you afraid of flying? Yes. It's one of my worst fears. I get an anxiety attack from Hell every time I enter a plane.

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My tutor takes little mistakes that I make too seriously. How can I prevent this? Fire them and get a new tutor.

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Woman:(and men i suppose) What size bra do you wear? Geezus everyone on here has such big titties. I'm only a 34 B and that's on birth control. Off of birth control, I'm back down to an A.

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If I don't believe in Atheists does that mean Atheists don't exist? Uh no. Just because you don't believe in something doesn't mean it doesn't exist. It more so means you don't agree with it.

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What's a word that you commonly misspell? zucchini. I rarely get it right.

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Moslem people: How wud you react if someone said "Eww..........moslem!"? Well, if they were typing that statement in a chat room or in an IM message, I would ask them what the feck is a Moslem? Then I'd ask them to slap their English teacher.

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How low does a % need to be for a person to be called a troll? Right now it's around 87%.

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Which animal would you least like to turn up to a picnic? A whale.

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I really want to make a sim video then post it onto youtube but i don't know how. :( I really want to have an orgasm, but I have no batteries for my vibrator. Looks like we're both in shitty moods.

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What is the first video on Youtube if you search your name? Here's mine I get Vanessa Hudgens videos. Ew. But if I type in Vunessuh, only one video pops up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K71WuUjQ7oA

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Have you ever eaten so much food that you wished you could throw up to relieve yourself? No, that would be bingeing and purging and/or bulimia.

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Where would you least expect to see a polar bear? In my closet.

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Why is it considered offensive to tell people that I believe homosexuality is immoral? Shouldn't I have the right to spread this message? By spreading the message that homosexuality is immoral, unnatural, disgusting, a sin IS doing something completely offensive to a HUGE group of people. That's why people get pissed. You have a right to believe that homosexuality and gay marriage is wrong. I do not believe you have the right to spread your message of, for lack of a better word, hate. That is exactly what it is. Hate. IMO.

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Have you heard the one about the agnostic, insomniac, dislexic? He stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog. forgive spelling. I heard that a while back. It is actually a really clever joke. :)

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I am fat, so how do I look better (other than losing weight)? Hmm. You really should consider losing weight, not necessarily because you want to look better, but because you want to be healthier. Get your priorities straight. Stop being lazy, get off the computer and go jogging. Don't sit here feeling sorry for yourself. You can do a million things to make yourself look better, but it won't fix your health. Good luck.

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Do you ever get zits in your mouth or is that only me? Those are called canker sores. Yes, I get them occasionally.

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10 good reasons about christianity That's a tough one. Can I phone a friend or ask the audience?

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Why does -Icy- think he or she is being so tough by telling when ever she flaggs a thing? So she's pretty much doing what I'm about to do right now? FLAGGED. You know, you really shouldn't mention names in a question. Kind of makes you look like a douche. Fyi.

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How do you keep yourself from looking at a girl's chest? It keeps happening and I don't want her to think I'm more interested in her chest than her, any advice please? Well you obviously ARE more interested in her chest than her. Advice on what again?

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WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP DOWNRATING ME? I'm just giving honest answers and questions, those are my opinions. Should I lie, would that make you feel better? +5. No N I C K. Not everyone is going to agree with you. I know I don't agree with you most of the time. I get DRed a lot as well for being open and honest. You need to be yourself on this site, please. If it makes somebody's dick hard to DR you then let them. Just know you've been yourself this entire time.

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I fully support the right of atheists to believe as they so choose. Why then can they not extend to me the same courtesy? Because of questions like these that make ignorant generalizations over an entire group of people.

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After witnessing the debauchery of Adam Lambert's disgusting performance is it any wonder why people think homosexuals are immoral? Really? Because then straight people should be immoral too if not worse. And by a lot of your other answers and questions you really don't like gay people, do you?

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WHITE PEOPLE,do you find it racist when a person of a different race calls you a cracker?and if so does it upset you in any way? No, I'd just laugh at their sad, miserable soul. They clearly have yet to grow up so I'll give them the benefit of the doubt.

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I want to watch movie based on bible and Jesus Christ .please suggest me which movie i should watch? A documentary called Jesus Camp.

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Atheist: Do you live in the Bible belt? Do you always get preached to or made to feel like a bad person for not believing? No. I don't associate myself with people who want to make me feel like shit for my religious belie.....oh wait. I'm on AB half the time. Nevermind.

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From your experience what is the ONE topic, subject, or area that's SURE - as in has a 100% probability 100% of the time - to get down rated on AB when posed as a question or responded to as an answer? Let's just put it this way. Anybody who is honest and outspoken will get DRed. The only way to truly be yourself on this site is risk being DRed or getting your answers deleted and questions flagged. Bottom line. People are too sensitive on here. Even dropping the F-bomb once in several of my answers have gotten them deleted. And no I didn't say eff you to anybody. I just used...

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Can you make the single ladies dance look this sexy?=D Nope I don't think I can. I'd bend over for him. +5

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Does anyone else think Michelle Obama is gorgeous? Uh no. She's a pretty woman. Not gorgeous by any means. Sarah Palin is hotter. Unfortunately. Ain't that some shit?

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Does this guy like me? Probably not.

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What do you think - Yes or No? Should Arnold have gotten the ticket, or is it okay that he did not? Yes he should have. Just because he's big and scary and clearly 'forgot' that a red curb means GET YO SHIT OUTTA HERE, doesn't mean he can all of a sudden park where ever the hell he wants. +5

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Hey, you guys! AB's favorite bratty girl, SHATZEE, has made it to Guru status!!! WooooHooooo!!!! Won't you please join me in congratulating her?? Way to go, my friend!!! You're awesome! Congratulations Shatzee! http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/15/633623085689662685-congratulations.jpg HAHA! I kid. I kid. Just thought that was funny. Congrats and thank you for contributing so positively to the site my dear. :-D

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Does it annoy you when people go out of their way to be politically correct? Such as saying "African-Americans" instead of "black people"? I mean really, that seems so pretentious and absurd. Thoughts? Maybe because black people make a big deal out of it since they're all sensitive and shit over the words white people use to describe them. So as caucasians, they try to be 'polite' and say African American. Black people are still pissed over something our great great great great great great great great great great grandfathers did. So yeah, I don't want to step on...

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What nationality are your parents? My father is German and my mother is Cherokee.

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Is it safe to take methadone and alcohol together I really hope this isn't a serious question. Yes. It can have some serious side effects including death.

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How many rabbits do you have and are they all together whilst outside? I have one rabbit. His brother died several months ago, but they were always together.

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I was sickened by the "stars" coming to Polanski's defense about his assault that went unpunished. Has anyone heard of any celeb that took a public stand against this child molestor? No. There are so many celebs and studio heads who support him that if anyone fought against him they'd probably never work in the bizz again. I'm sure there are many who would like to make a public stand against him, but they probably like their careers more.

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AB is very hard on people who swear, name call and get fiesty, but then they turn around and invite hard core smut on Adult AB. This is a haven for the perverted. Why do we need this? +5 You know Sharona, I've often wondered about this myself. Yesterday an answer of mine got deleted because I used the word motherfucker. Not in a terrible way. I wasn't name calling or anything. It was used in a joke. Not to degrade a user. I wasn't referring to anyone in my joke. AB often contradicts it's actions. I've said it before and I'll say it again....

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How many movies do you own? DVD and VHS total would be somewhere around 500.

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Whos gonna see the midnight premiere of New Moon? I'd rather eat shit on a stick.

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What do you think about American remakes of Japanese horror movies? They're insulting to the original Japanese films. TEAM JAPS!

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Can opposites really attract? Yes. My parents are the perfect example. They couldn't be more opposite.

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Why are some people so mean when someone else is just trying to be nice and get along? Because it's fun. Why else?

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Do you think i could be a model? You'd probably do really well as a commercial model. Probably not runway or fashion though.

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What's the most impressive view you've seen in person? On top of one of the tallest buildings in Sydney, Australia.

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Would you report your Mum if she commited Murder? No. My mom is incapable of such a thing. If she ever did, I'd figure it was for a DAMN good reason. Plus, I wuv my mommy.

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What unusual combination of things, do You most enjoy, in a sandwich? Nothing really unusual. The only sandwiches I'll eat are roast beef with avocado, cucumbers, mayo, salt and pepper and shredded cheddar cheese. Yes, the cheese must be shredded. :) No lettuce, no tomato - pretty basic. +5

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I didn't know how much I missed home till I came home for Thanksgiving break, have you ever felt this way? No place like home. No one like mom and dad. Does this make me a baby? Are you kidding me? I STILL cry every time I leave home after visiting for the holidays. It doesn't make you a baby. It's just an emotion that brews inside of us because that is where you came from. That is your family. Your home. There's no greater feeling in the world than to see the look on my mom's face when I come home. :)

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Atheist people, why do you hate on people that do believe in a higher power such as God? Uh, we don't. Ignorant people with ignorant generalizations like the one you have just bug us.

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My dad can beat your dad up . do you want to bet on it? Yeah, probably considering the fact that my dad is in a wheelchair. But see what happens is, your dad starts kicking my dad's ass and I come from behind the couch and blow your dad's head off with a shotgun. Want to bet on it?

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Could your life be a novel? By that I mean, if a story of your life was written, would it be a good book? My book would actually be rather depressing. Now write a book on what's about to happen in the next ten years, and you've got yourself a damn good book. It would go from depressing to inspirational. Low to high. And I actually do plan on eventually writing a book, more so on my father's life. +5

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Do you find it disappointing to hear when an actor/actress who is portraying a rock star or huge rock fan doesn't even like rock in real life? No. It's called acting for a reason. Plus, it's challenging for them to play a role that is completely opposite from them in real life.

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Am I alone in thinking Lady Gaga is really pretty? Pretty for a tranny? No, you're not alone.

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Is Lady Gaga a butterface? Yes, but I honestly think if she got a nose job, she would be beautiful. It's just that fucking stump on her face that's distracting.

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Have you ever been so broke that you have actually considered reusing a condom? Good Lord no. If I was THAT horny, I'd make the motherfucker pull out or just have sex with girls. No condom needed. :)

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When you see yourself naked do you think God i'm sexy or do you just sigh? I smile. I actually don't mind my body. I've learned to embrace what I got. :)

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WHY wont you just die already!? I ask the main boss in Mario Brothers that same question everyday.

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When taking a shower or bath, do you have a particular order of washing yourself (ex: I start by washing my fair, then my face and work my way down), or do you just randomly start flinging soap and shampoo everywhere? I take baths. I usually begin by lathering up my hair. Then I wash my body, always beginning with my legs and working my way up. Then I rinse my hair. :)

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I'm trying to decide if I should buy a crockpot. Do you have one, and if you do, do you use it often? My mom has a crockpot and is in love with it.

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Last time, my friend gave me her ex boyfriend's phone number. she wants me to test her ex. now, i am falling in love with him! but, my friend wants me to stop from contact him. if i can't do that 4 her, she'll not eat her medicine. what should i do now? She'll not eat her medicine? Wtf? This is one of the funniest things I've read so far today. Doesn't surprise me though. Most trolls unfortunately failed English, but still have a sense of humor. Bravo.

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Answer this question with a question. do you like pie? If you had a cow, what would you name him?

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Where do you most like, to eat out? I can't believe nobody said in the bedroom. :)

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Do you drink flavored water? Nope. Can't stand flavored water.

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Have you heard the song "Fireflies"? If not here's a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI4JLa0hbUw After hearing this song, I'm no longer against abortion, it could've stopped this song. Listen to it and let me know if it's changed your mind. LOL It's a great song. What exactly does it have to do with abortion though? +5

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Mcdonalds,burger king,pizza hut,wendys,subway,KFC or Jack in the box? McDonalds, Burger King and Pizza Hut are vomit inducing. I like Taco Bell. KFC is okay. When I try to eat healthier I go to Subway, but for better sandwiches I usually head over to Togos.

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He is 41, she is 17. Any problem? Well, depending on where you live, she needs another birthday.

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Is smoking marijuana a sin and would i go to hell for it? Yes, you're going to Hell. Have a nice day.

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What is a type of wild animal native to where you live? Crows. Like the one that sits outside my window and gawks at me all day. They're noisy and annoying. We also have squirrels, raccoons, possums and eagles.

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A recent question was flagged as spam/offensive because it mentioned an AB member by name. But aren't AB members mentioned by name when they hit a certain level so we can congratulate them ? (I'm confused) Are you talking about the Moongrim question? I think when a name is mentioned negatively, that's when it gets flagged. I mean, it is pretty shitty to talk negatively about someone in a question and put their username. Same goes for answers.

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Why was the linked question rejected? It asked, using proper Morse Code, "Do you know Morse Code?" Why did some MORON with AB decide to reject a no-nonsense question that asked a legitimate interrogatory in a way that was unique and totally readable? Because AB sucks, that's why. Because AB hires idiots to reject questions that have been flagged without going over the question first, that's why. Because.... Well you get the picture. I actually think your question is pretty cool.

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Which character in movies that died at the end do you wish had lived? Melanie Laurent's character in Inglourious Basterds as well as Julie Dreyfus' character. Not because she was a good guy, just because she was so damn hot. And I agree with Phillis, the black guy dying in The Green Mile was pretty heartbreaking. I was also sad when Tim Robbins died in Mystic River. It's those deaths where people are accused of doing something and killed, but...

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If you were a cop which celebrity would you arrest with a smile on your face? Carrie Prejean, Ryan Seacrest.

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At this moment, are you wearing anything lacey? My underwear is lacy. That's about it.

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Who are your top ten all time favorite villians from tv, movies, where ever? Samara from The Ring. The Joker played by Heath. Hannibal Lecter. Agent Smith from The Matrix. Kathy Bates in Misery. Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction or as Cruella De Vil. She just plays great villains period. Jaws Anyone from Kill Bill, but especially Sofie Fatale. <3 And any and all zombies.

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Name something you would see on a tropical island? I hope you see the ocean.

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Am I pretty?.. people sometimes make me think differently p.s. be honest, i don't care if you're harsh about it, i really need to know. Mum thinks i'm fat and ugly so. Wtf, is she right? I think you're cute, but I'm not really into the whole emo thing. Personally, I'm not a fan of the hair. You're definitely not fat though. Being insecure however, is never a pretty thing. Stop seeking approval from strangers on the internet. You can get all the compliments in the world, but never be happy unless you accept yourself for who you are.

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If spongebob will be made a hollywood movie, can you name an actor that you think can play spongebob character perfectly. . . :) I don't know about Spongebob, but Squidward could be played by Geoffrey Rush and Patrick could be played by Seth Rogen. Gary could be played by Paris Hilton. That character fits her mentality.

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I haven't had sex.. ever, but I think I am pregnant :s please help meee!! Aw congrats. How does it feel to be a troll and reel in even the most experienced AB users? If I was sitting next to you I'd pat you on the head and give you a cookie. Maybe two cookies if you're lucky.

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Where is the most sexy place for a tatoo on a female? and what? I go crazy for a tattoo on the ribs. :)

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What do you think would be a fair punishment for Dalia Dippolito? I find it hilarious that she begs for her husband after she just ordered a man to kill him. Dumb bitch. Life in prison would be nice. She's way too unstable. What a nut.

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Penelope Cruz. I just wanted to say that. Can you think of anyone more beautiful than she is? I can think of TONS of women more beautiful than her.

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Are you against Homosexuality? No. It's not a sin. It's not an illness. It's not a problem. It's perfectly normal and human.

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Isn't Homosexuality and Lesbianism against Gods Design of human nature? No.

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What's a slogan YOU'd like to see printed on a T-shirt? I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

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How can I make money, without any money and no job? Open your legs.

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What is your opinion on the subject of abortion? Explain please! Yawn. Stop beating a dead horse. You can search for tons of other questions on AB about this very topic.

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Would you rather receive a gift card or cash? Cash unless rent money comes in the form of a gift card.

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Which do you get more often....angry or hurt? Could it be our fault sometimes for expecting too much from others? I get angry that I feel hurt. I only can get hurt from the people I love. Anyone else doesn't matter to me so they don't have much affect over my feelings. I pretty much get angry for the fact that they have hurt me. It's like a "how dare them" type of a thing. I really don't have a malicious bone in my body (outside of AB because we all know what a bitch I...

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Have you ever met anyone from answerbag? No, but there are several that I do sure hope to meet someday.

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How is Sarah Palin qualified? Can anyone explain this to me? Nothing.

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Why can't there be more hours in the day? 24 hours simply is not enough. I am a student in the final year of my degree, and the sheer workload - on top of everything else - is eating into my sleep. I had 4 hours last night. This isn't right. Any advice? You're lucky to get 4 hours of sleep. Complaining about not having enough hours in the day really won't get you anywhere. Start by prioritizing. Time management. Think about how accomplished you will feel once you graduate. Think about the future you're creating for yourself. You can sleep when you're dead.

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Japan, Korea , and China have larger class sizes in their schools and they near everytime beat the stuffing out of US kids test scorewise. The argument that US kids can't learn in classes larger than 20 students seems like a pile of warm BS, don't it? A lot of US kids are privileged, spoiled, pretentious and don't take school as seriously. So yeah, it is bs.

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If prostitution was made legal in America would you be upset? Would you leave the country? I wouldn't be upset at all. I would be relieved. It should be legal and regulated. The fact that it's illegal only makes it unsafe. Brothels like the Bunny Ranch in Nevada stop the abuse because it's a regulated business. Same reason for why I'd fight for abortion. Gasp! A pro-choicer. Yeah, go ahead and DR me now.

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How are you preparing for a zombie apocalypse? I have my zombie makeup kit on hand so I can disguise myself as a zombie when it happens.

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Willie nelson- kris kristofferson-or johnny cash? Cash.

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Should they have censorship on ab so that it protects the innocence of underaged people? Screw censorship. And screw the one's employed to censor us. You have to be 14 to be on here anyway.

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Will you be buying George W. Bush's memoirs when it comes out in 2010? No.

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Have you lost weight while using walking for exercise? I don't think I've lost any weight, but I've toned my legs like crazy.

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Ok so i have a date to see both twilights with my bf 2morrow when he gets off work. its going to be a bit time crazy & were guna just make it 2, but i want him to know that i love him making time to be with me and im happy with him - suggestions on how? you could give him a blow job in the movie theatre.

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What celebrity would you like to see in Judge Judy's courtroom for her to tear up? Carrie Prejean and Ryan Seacrest. I hate them both.

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What would you like to say about your pet as a tribute to how much s/he means to you? Don't forget to tell what type of pet you have and her/his name. To my dog Precious: First of all, my apologies for your name being Precious. When I bought you at that car wash, I tried to change your name, but my mom got pissed and made me keep it. Damn. Second of all, out of all of the dogs I've ever had, you are by far the most sensitive emotional, intellectual dog ever. You know when I'm sad, angry, happy. It amazes me. When I look into your...

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If I sin and feel truly sorry about it and I repent, but then I go back and do it again does that mean I'm not saved? You're going to Hell. Next question.

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I just became a vegan and I am struggling alot! What are some ways to make this easier? How about cut the vegan crap and give your body what it needs. A duh!

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Why am I noticing so much negativity here on AB lately? I am starting to feel inclined to leave this place which has blessed me with so much hapiness and joy in the past. Please answer me! Funny, I had the same thoughts several days ago and asked the same question. As someone pointed out to me, the negativity and bullshit has always been here, but our tolerance for it fluctuates. Don't let it get you down or if you'd like, just take a break. AB will still be here when you decide to jump back on again.

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How to use apple as buttplugs Uh my only question is, will you offer this apple to someone to eat after you're finished?

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Why are Democrats so stupid? Why do users named Anonymous ask the stupidest questions?

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I see moongrim is the new category expert in Religions.How can an atheist be an expert about religions?Wow that says alot about this site. Good for Moongrim. I'd be quite frightened if a Christian were an 'expert' in religion. That whole entire sentence contradicts itself. Btw, flagged for name dropping. Don't you know the rules by now?

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Who is the biggest jerk on this website? If you want me to name drop, you must transfer $100 for every name into my personal bank account. Or, I accept Pay Pal. $500 for the biggest jerk of all.

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I am looking for a woman to date with I'm looking for my car keys.

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Hi! I'm doing a project on a pesticide called amitraz and I need an article of how it affected the environment or animals in a way. Like if it was misused and poisoned someone or something. That's nice.

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As her parent, what would you do if this were your daughter? Or is any punishment coming from the soccer organization/school enough? I would be absolutely appalled and ashamed if she were my daughter. I'm glad she was suspended.

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Is religion used to control people? Religion has been used to kill people. I'd definitely say that is control.

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I am talking to someone and they all of a sudden they have a phone call or something. They just let me go like i am a nobody. Why? I am getting ticked at the way people are treating me. What i am doing wrong? Maybe you should ask them. I think sometimes people do things not realizing how it affects other people. Maybe this phone call was regarding something terribly important like test results, or a new job, or hearing back from a family member regarding something important. Not saying that you aren't important, but people don't realize their rudeness sometimes. We're all guilty of...

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Which conspiracy theories are true: Moon landing was a hoax, bigfoot, Area 51 aliens and flying saucers, the Illuminati controls the world and want to exterminate 90% of people, December 21, 2012 is our last day on earth, JFK conspiracy, chupacabras What exactly is the JFK conspiracy theory? Never heard of it. And as far as the 2012 theory, I guess we won't know whether it's true or false until that day comes now will we? If it's true, it won't fucking matter anyway.

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In your opinion which is the loveliest musical instrument? Definitely the violin. However one of my favorite instrumentals is Clair De Lune done on the piano.

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Did your parents (Mom?) make you write thank you notes when you were growing up? Yes. All the time. For everything.

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What do you think about this link? I'm happy I have a dog. Anyway, I think I like this one better, of course. :D http://www.leenks.com/link235947.html

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Would you rather be a few cards short of a full deck or have to much junk in the trunk? In terms of what? This could mean SO many things. Haha. Are we talking about my ass? My life? My intelligence?

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Why do you like Answerbag? Is there anything you don't like about it? I don't like the censorship. I don't like the people AB have hired to censor and control us. They either need to get new jobs or become better at this one. I don't like the overload of immaturity. Most of it comes from the teenagers who act like they're 10 year olds, but some older members can act the same way as well. I don't like constantly being judged and DRed...

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Taylor Swift is______? very cute, but needs to invest in some singing lessons.

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What would be a wrong answer to this very question? If I had a cow I would name him cow.

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Math is beautiful? dog shit is beautiful?

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If you accidently hit the DR button instead of the plusser, then immediately hit the plus button once you realize the mistake, does it still count against your approval rate? I've wondered that myself. I've done that several times. I think it takes a few downrates though for your approval rating to be affected.

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I am o negative my wife A positive any problem for conceive my wife I don't think your blood type determines whether or not you can have children. *refrains from insulting comment*

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Do you have an AB counterpart; one who understands you? Chainsaw.

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Is it morally wrong to use a vibrator or is it good for you health wise? Fuck morals. Ain't nothing wrong with masturbating.

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Is it normal for a guy who has a gf to still look at porn EVERY day? I can't stand women who bitch about porn. I'd be watching it right along with him.

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Its a pleasure to ride a Motorcycle all out in the open? Helmets do interfere with the enjoyment of the activity! Why Can't we cancel the law that makes wearing of helmets by motorcyclists compulsory? Helmets save lives. That's why. My godfather wouldn't be here today without the helmet he was wearing when he crashed his bike into a semi truck.

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Should you get your dog a gift for Christmas and, if so, what is a good gift to get it? I usually spend a little extra cash on my dog on Christmas. I get her new toys and treats.

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If Global Warming is the reason for having livable winters with out a ton of rain and blistering cold, why is that a bad thing? I say bring on more. Who is with me? You need to educate yourself a weee bit more on how damaging global warming is.

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Do you think Elvis is the greatest entertainer of all time? No. That title would go to Johnny Cash.

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News item: 'Megan Fox, declared the sexiest woman in the world....'. Does the name 'Megan' ring a bell? Do you think the last display of "M�nchausen by Internet" in the AB was inspired by the name of this actress? Suby. I don't understand. I must have been living under a rock when this happened. Please explain because I am completely confused. Thank you.

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Are there people on AB that doubt darwin´s evo-theory? Aren't those people called Christians?

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Do you wish you were born somewhere else? I don't mind having been born in California, but somewhere like Europe would have probably been nicer.

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As an adult, how often do you talk with your mother? Everyday. Usually twice a day. If not, we just txt throughout.

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Keithold made it to Illuminati, would everyone join me in a fantastic Aussie style celebration? WELL DONE KEITH. I usually don't do the whole congratulatory thing, but I like you and I like Keithold, so CONGRATULATIONS KEITHOLD. What an accomplishment. Seriously. Not to mention how much you positively contribute to the site. Way to go! Have a cake before my rabbit Munchies eats it. http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/funny-pictures-your-rabbit-wanted-carrot-cake-instead.jpg

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Why are there ladies on AB tonight? Shouldn't they be ironing/cooking/washing dishes/etc? :D I could iron your face for you.

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Our Miss Anubis, one of the sweetest ladies to be found anywhere, has made Swami!!! Would you like to join her party and tell her "Great Job!"? WOOOHOOOO!!! You go, girl!!! Congratulations Miss Anubis! I bought you a cake and invited some of your friends. http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/funny-pictures-your-rabbit-wanted-carrot-cake-instead.jpg

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Wich celebrity do you think is the hottest. Male: Johnny Depp. Female: Julie Dreyfus. She's from Paris and speaks fluent English, French and Japanese. *faints* http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/products/contributors/2/76582-240x350.jpg

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If you were to get a pig as a pet, what would you name it? I actually do own two pot bellies. Their names are Pickle and Pumpkin.

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If I mention a product name or company in a question, how likely is it that some idiot will flag my question as SPAM? There are a lot of idiots on here so it is very likely. I like bean burritos from Taco Bell. FLAGGED.

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If you could add one law to your country's laws what would it be? The right for homosexuals to marry in all 50 states.

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Is there a shelter for battered fish? My mouth.

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Will anything happen if you drink 3 shots of hard acohol and 3 viciden pills? Why don't you try it and report back to us. Actually, film what happens to you and put it on youtube. Thanks.

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This may be a clueless question, but what does someone mean here on Answerbag when they say you like to DR someone? DR = downrate. It's when you take away points from someone's answer and/or question. You're only supposed to do it when something is spam or offensive, but people will constantly dr for simple, harmless opinions.

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I fear Im currently without a female perspective in my life any ladys looking to be a gal pal??(*spoiler im a guy lol) This isn't a dating site. Take yo ass over to Match.com.

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I am a 17 yr old girl dating a 17 yr old male. we are both committed to each other and love each other. We have dated 7 months and he says he wants a little more space. we used to talk every day. he wants to play his video games. should i be worried? Whew (wipes forehead) I thought you were going to ask if you were pregnant. My heart skipped a beat. He's cheating on you with his video games. Dump him.

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A question already answered 22 times being "rejected" as "nonsense"? To whom?! WTF? It's because AB sucks. Duh.

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which is ur favourite colour? Yellow.

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Parents: If your 21-year-old moved back in with you so that they could save money for graduate school, and while they lived with you would be working & attending university full time, would you still charge them rent? No, they're my child. If they were going to school and working, I'd be pretty damn proud of having such a responsible kid. If I needed help with the bills or something, I might ask, but no way would I charge them monthly for living with me......unless I hated them or something.

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How far away from your home (in distance or time) is your local public library? Literally only about 2 minutes away.

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So, ABer's WAS Larry being "inappropriate? Nah Larry is my homeboy. He wasn't asking any inappropriate questions. He was kind enough to move on. Carrie is a bitch. An ungrateful asshole. She should be grateful for all of this attention she's gotten and the chance to even be on King.

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Do you think Sarah Palin is HOT? I'd hit it.

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Why is everyone suddenly interested in Vampires? Have zombies lost their cachet? Zombies are still pretty much the shit. It's the whole Twilight craze that has everyone interested in vampires. Unfortunately, I don't think Twilight does vampires justice. Personally, I'd much rather want to see a zombie eat someone alive than a vampire only taking one bite. Where's the fun in that? ;)

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What do i do with the bleach to clean my urine, dip my finger into it and when i urinate dip my finger into the urine I don't think this should be in the 'Arts' category unless you are finger painting with your piss.

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How many people do you work with in your job and what is your job.? I work from home by myself.

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Are you happy when You AB? Lately, no I have not been happy with AB, but mainly it's the users. I've developed some stalker assholes within the past couple if days. It's driving me crazy.

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Would you rather have a 10 minute jacuzzi or a 20 minute bath? Bath. :)

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Has anyone seen the video 3 guys and 1 hammer? and if so, could you watch the whole thing without wanting to puke?, cuz i couldnt Yes, I could get through it. I have an incredibly strong stomach though. I'm pretty desensitized from all the other shit I've seen. It only makes me really really sad. Fortunately, I won't lose sleep over it. The visuals are pretty strong, but like I said, I've seen more and some of it worse.

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Your dad's so old he says he remembers when _________? .....the Holocaust came to an end. True story.

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What is your favourite sandwhich from Subway? My favorite sandwich from Subway is driving to Togos and ordering a better roast beef sandwich with avocados and cucumbers.

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Have you ever thrown anything at a TV screen? When I was young I threw my Nintendo controller many times at the screen. Especially when I lost Yoshi or a turtle shell nailed me.

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Have you ever worn lingerie while on AB?=D No. I don't wear lingerie. I sit on AB naked most of the time.

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Do you think 'born-again' Christianity is like a cult? Every religion is a cult. Period.

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At what age do you really become an adult, in some countries it is 18 in some 21. are these 2 correct or do you think it is more like 25 18

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Which movie would you consider,the worst movie ever made in hollywood?Why do you think so? Most movies made in Hollywood are pretty shitty. I watch foreign and/or independent films myself. Hollywood films have no depth to them. Independent films have substance and meaning. No, you won't get as much explosions or idiots with muscles walking around, but in my opinion none of that shit is entertaining anyway.

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Maple Story Hacks....... Instant level hack? Vista? the fuck is you sayin'?

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What is the difference between an atheism and agnosticism? Atheists don't believe in God. Agnostics believe in God, but don't want to admit it or vice versa.

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Its Mensan's 60th Birthday, lets all wish him the very best for his special day Have a very happy birthday.

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What is the best or the fastest way to get stress in your life or make you feel depressed? Kill someone, drop the body off in front of the police station and wait for them to find you. That should give you a bundle of stress.

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If someone on AB disagrees with you do you take it as a personal attack on you or as a simple difference of opinion? Here's my new mentality: I just think you're all assholes. That way, if someone is rude or insulting, I won't be surprised or disappointed. Good strategy huh? You can steal it if you want.

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What is Goth all about? I think it just mainly has to do with rebellion regarding your looks and hobbies. Dressing in black, black lipstick, black nail polish, goth music, raves etc. etc. By the way, you're totally my master on that brute thing. I'm Sofie Fatale Jr. :D Edit: Actually, I couldn't get back to my original brute, damnit! Because I didn't register it before I...

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Have you ever seen someone who was so beautiful or handsome, you couldn't help but stare? Yes, only once and I'll never forget that face.

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Do you have more than $1,000 in your bank account? Barely.

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"Twice burnt...Lesson learnt." Can anyone relate to these words in these days and times? I am assuming you are talking about the incident that just occurred and then the other that happened back in June? I suppose I can relate, but people on this site have such big hearts that it's hard to 'learn your lesson', if that makes any sense at all. People can use and abuse you, but I don't think it's right to reject another person asking for support or help just...

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Should principals allow gay or lesbian couples to attend school proms or dances? Absolutely.

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Should I stop trolling with my questions regarding demon babies? Or do you think they're funny? I do use this site for serious questions too, you know! Dear troll, Stop trolling. Love Vanessa.

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Hey guys, therapist loves her AB friends, is going through a rough time right now and could use some support. Would you please be so kind to swing by and offer some encouraging words ? thank you so much. Anything for you Icy. . Therapist, I wish you the best in getting through any adversity that has come your way. I shall leave you with this quote: . "Life is difficult. This is a great truth, one of the greatest truths. It is a great truth because once we truly see this truth, we transcend it. Once we truly know that life is difficult--once we truly understand and accept it--then...

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Do you own rated R movies? Yes. Tons.

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Whens the last time someone said I love you to you My mom told me on the phone this morning.

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So this boy likes me & I like him, but his dad is the local Major. So he wants someone better for his little boy, so what`s the best colour to paint a bathroom? First off, LMAO at your question. Second off, the color of your bathroom walls should be in harmony with your towels. Mmkay? Hope this helps.

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Take a look at my wife, how do I stop guys from hitting on her? Well, she does have really nice hair. I suppose you can't help it if everyone wants to run their fingers through it, trusting that she won't bite their hand off with her chompers.

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What class/subject did you really enjoy in school? The only subjects I enjoyed were English, ceramics and psychology.

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What are women like where you're from? They're rude, pretentious, selfish, greedy assholes with blonde hair, botoxed foreheads and big fake titties. In case you're wondering, I live in LA.

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Who would like to snuggle? I definitely wouldn't mind snuggling with someone. I am a little lonely at the moment. +5

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What's the last thing of yours that went "haywire"? My patience and tolerance for these rude, pretentious assholes that live in the same city as me. This is what happened the other evening at the grocery store. So I was standing in line with a cart full of shit for already 15 minutes and some guy with a couple of things in his hands cuts in front of me and says, "Sorry, I'm in a hurry." Now, if this motherfucker would have...

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If you are watching TV and on AB right now what are you watching? Is your show taking you away from us? I'm watching a movie called Zombie Strippers, but because I've seen it before, it's not taking me away. :)

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Would you ever use this "welcome" mat? I totally would. Definitely my kind of humor. :)

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How long do you link it would take you to get through this corn maze? See pic. I have a GPS.

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Have you shaved your legs yet today? No, not today. I actually haven't in a while. I'm lazy. I pretty much have hairy man legs right now.

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I'm actually Batman. How do you feel about that? I now all of a sudden want to fuck Batman.

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What is the longest period of time you have ever lived alone? I've never lived alone, but I really really want to.

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Who do you think is the best British Actor/Actress? My girl Helena Bonham Carter. I also really like Colin Firth, Helen Mirren and Cate Blanchett.

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Do you like the fashion of Blonde Hair with the dark roots which seems so popular? No, it's trashy. I prefer one solid color. My favorite hair color is brown or red.

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When was the last time you drank so much that when you laid down , the bed, the room, the World were all spinning like a Merry Go Round? I've only ever been drunk twice in my life. Once when I was 19 and once when I was 20. Both experiences were absolutely horrible. The first time I had alcohol poisoning and a hangover for 2 days. The second time wasn't as bad, but I definitely remember literally everything around me spinning and not having the ability to comprehend what people were saying or doing. Ugh. Never again....

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Besides "DreAnna", do you think there are more ABers among us who are creating elaborate false identities and playing sick games or scams on people here? Who is this Dreanna and what did she do? I'm very curious. As for other ABers who like to play games and scam, I just find it quite sad that someone devotes that much time to doing so. Talk about people with no life.

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AB user, Major Tom, lost his wife Megan to an accident involving a bus, just 8 hours ago. Would you join me in expressing our condolences to him on the loss of his life partner just when he was planning his retirement with her in 2 years time? This breaks my heart. My condolences go out to you Major Tom. I am very sorry for your loss and I wish you the best in getting through this horrible tragedy. Vanessa

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How would feel, and how do you think you would react, if the incident described in the linked story happened to you, and YOU were one of the folks doing the mourning, over the loss of a loved one? That is absolutely horrible, but freaking hilarious at the same time. I would just be overjoyed and we'd probably laugh about it over some beers later.

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Should Taylor Swift apologise for posing with a model wearing a swastika? Absolutely not.

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Often while on the verge of sleep, I get these very uncomfortable jolts in my head, or brain, which completely wake me up. Like some kind of spaz, hard to describe. What could that be? Because of the date on this question, I am assuming you're fine now? If not, it could definitely be seizure activity. Get an EEG done.

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Should open homosexuals be allowed in the US army? This reminds me of a quote I came across several days ago. "Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" I think if you can do the job, no matter what gender, race or sexual orientation, then why not?

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Who is in your AB possy? Phillis, Chainsaw, weareallhypocrites. That's pretty gangsta if you ask me. Edit: DOH! And Gtravels. How could I forget? She's pretty much our leader. Especially with style like this: http://clubtroppo.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/old_lady.jpg

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Do you think I'm pretty? I know its stupid for a 23yr old to ask, but growing up I was teased for how I looked & now I got glasses, which didn't help my self-confidence. Please, no stupidity answers, honestly. Are you an adult or a four year old child? It's hard to judge from a profile picture. I'm not a fan of the hair and you should reconsider what type of accessories you wear. You do have nice skin though. But why should you care? I'm just a stranger. Don't seek advice from strangers. They can't boost your confidence. You're the only one who can truly do that.

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What body part hurts you far too often? My back, shoulders and neck.

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How do you feel about prostitution? Is it ever justified? It should be legalized and regulated like the Bunny Ranch in Nevada. Team hookers!

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What kinds of movies do you rent the most? Funny, horror, drama? Or ....... Dramas or foreign films.

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Do you have any pet peeves about driving? Texting.

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People who drop their used gum in the street ! Should they be smacked? You have a lot of animosity towards litterbugs. Well, I would prefer if you backhand them or maybe just shoot them in the head so they won't do it again...

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Anti social behaviour! Can anything be done too stamp it out? Well there's a difference in being antisocial and having antisocial personality disorder. Personally, I'm antisocial. I just prefer to be alone and get nervous in social settings of more than 5 people. It doesn't mean there is anything wrong with you. So you might be a bit of a loner. Who cares. But, if you have antisocial personality disorder and exhibit any of the symptoms on...

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Truthfully i walked in on my brother masturbaiting 2days ago what should i do? You should stop asking questions because you're not very good at it. Thanks.

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What should be done too people who don't pick up their dogs mess? Pick it up, smear it on the inside of the handle of their car. Muahaha. >.<

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Are you aware of any movies that filmed an actual death? There's a documentary called Snuff. Actual snuff footage in it. I haven't seen an actual film though no. However, a film that Tom worked on about 3 years ago had a horrible stunt accident. The explosives went off too early when blowing up the barn and you can see the stuntman flying through the air. He didn't die though. Good question.

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Who is someone you will never respect? Two men. They're both named Ron coincidently. I have not an ounce of respect for them. They're both dog shit on the bottom of my shoe. Besides them, I have at least an ounce of respect for everyone else.

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I'm still in luv with my x-bf & i don't no what to do. He use to hurt me mentally and fisically. We have a baby girl so i can't stop seeing him. I've tried moving on and have found someone else who is lovely but why can't i get rid of these feelings. Dear Troll, Damn. You almost made it through this one. You just spelt physically wrong. Good luck next time. Love Vanessa

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You can only have three food items to live off the rest of your life what would they be? avocado, asparagus, salmon.

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WOMEN: Would you rather be pregnant or demonically possessed? I would pick demonic possession any day of the week. How about pregnant with a demonic child?

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As of now, what are your favorite 3 TV shows? Desperate Housewives Intervention Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D List.

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Why so you hate AB trolls? http://bluebuddies.com/gallery/Is_This_A_Smurf/jpg/Trolls_Not_Smurfs.jpg

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What music genre dont you listen to? Techno and rap.

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Answerbag censored my mom, Sharona. She's in the penalty box. Is this justice? Is she that bad? Fuck you Answerbag. Team Sharona!!

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What genre of film do you not watch? Romance. Unless it's Diane Lane fucking in Unfaithful. And anything that has to do with space. Ugh.

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Everyone needs a Hero in their lives. Maybe a family member or otherwise. Someone to look up to. Who is your Hero or someone you hold with the highest regards? My mother or my friend Michelle.

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Are you more daring; or more reserved? In what respect? I'm pretty reserved when it comes to the way I dress for example. But I can be daring when it comes to life's other adventures. I take the occasional risk.

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Do you prefer to be with people or do you prefer your own company more often? I like being alone.

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Why do girls dislike me? I am cut like a statue of Jesus. I am nice as hell and I approach wimins all the time. Should I order a woman from Russia or Ethiopia? Well from your avatar, maybe it's because you hate fags.

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What do you think of users who use an avatar like this? Do you think they should be barred from this site? See link Banned from the site? No. That means that a hell of a lot of other people should be banned too. If it bothers you this much, you have control over whether or not you respond to his questions or answers. Just ignore him. His avatar clearly shows that he doesn't really have anything interesting to say anyway. Get over it.

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I called 911 cuz my friend overdosed. He wasn't coherent enough to tell me what drugs he had taken or how much. I called the hopsitals and they said he wasnt there. What could be going on? Pronounced dead by paramedics? How the fuck are we supposed to know? Get off the damn computer and start making some calls. Call family, friends, other hospitals. Are you stuck on stupid or something? What's strange is, why would you call 911 and then not know where your friend went? What? That doesn't make any sense. Mr. Troll, you should highly consider rewording your questions in order to trick all the...

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Have you seen the film Bruno with Sacha Baron Cohen? Yes. Borat was better.

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Who has affected the history of the world the most? Hitler. Probably not the most, but he has to be in the top 5.

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What celebrity do you look like? Take this test. Click on link. I got Hayden Christensen 80% match. Jessica Biel. That's a shocker. I always get that hoe. People always tell me I look like that "one girl from 7th Heaven." I get Rhona Mitra and Sandra Bullock a lot too.

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If you were going to a Halloween party, what would you wear? A dead hooker.

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If I told you that I was actually a cannibal, would you believe me? Yes, and I'd ask you to eat me. I hear cannibals are more experienced. ;) . Urp. Sorry, I had a lot to drink tonight.

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Am I pretty at all? Are you pretty? Yes. Are you insecure? Yes. Your hair looks incredibly fake. I'm wondering if it's a wig. I'm not really into the piercings, but the tattoos are sexy. You can get all the compliments in the world, but the only person who can change what you think of yourself and how you feel, is you. You do have really nice pale skin though. That's hard to find....

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Name someone famous with the first name Jennifer..... Stiffler's mom - Jennifer Coolidge.

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What's a movie you've watched more than 10 times? Kill Bill, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Best in Show, The Machinist, City of God and Hocus Pocus! I know those ones for sure to name a few.

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Which do you prefer Pepsi or Dr.Pepper? Definitely Pepsi.

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Are you happy that our president Mr. Obama winning Nobel peace prize? No, but I'm not angry either. I could honestly give a shit.

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I really like you and respect your answers on ab .... does this make you happy or do you wonder what i'm up to? I'd suspect you were just trying to get into my pants. :p

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Would you ever pose nude for an art class? Absolutely.

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How would you react if I told you I have 5 disorders? I'd believe it.

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I'm inviting ab friends over for a nice dinner and chat. i give you a choice of place cards and who will sit next to you and across from you.. who you choosing? I'm with Chainsaw in her car, however, I might pop in for a few and if so, I'd want to sit next to Phillis.

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What AB club doesn't exist, but totally should? The zombie lovers.

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Whats the best thing that has happened to you as a result of being an Answerbag user? I became friends with Phillis and Chainsaw!

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Do you have nay famous peoples' numbers on your cellphone? Phish, she's not famous but I have Stacie's number from The Hills. She works at The Dime and I use to go with friends all the time.

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Which is the greater evil; God aborting (through miscarriage) a wanted and longed for child or a woman aborting a child she does not want or cannot afford? I think both situations are far from evil so it's hard for me to have an opinion. I think everything happens for a reason, but losing a wanted child is obviously very unfortunate.

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True or False: You have answered over 5000 questions on ab? False. Only 2339.

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Is poop edible? Apparently. http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/ut-twogirls1.jpg

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You went and made a bust (sculpture) of who? Well, you of course!

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Is there anyone here on AB that if you could meet personally you would just choke the life out of them for being such a sh*t? If I wasn't me, I'd probably want to choke me.

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What do you do when you feel alone? masturbate and take a nap in hopes of dreaming of somebody I like.

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I want someone to kill me, how can I arrange this? Give me your address. I'll do it.

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Who is your most hated celb? I loathe Ryan Seacrest. I can't stand that douche bag.

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How sick do you have to be before you go see a doctor? I rarely see a doctor. I just recently forced myself to go after not having gone for at least 4 years. That and I was pretty sick.

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IM 8 DAYS LATE ON MY PERIOD I GOT A BLOOD PREGNANCY TEST AND IT WAS NEGATIVE. WHAT DO YOU THINK IS HAPPENING. I GOT THE BLOOD PREGNANCY TEST ON MY 4 DAY LATE ON PERIOD. PLEASE HELP IM WORRY Damn it. You ALMOST made it. You just spelt worry instead of worried. Better luck next time. And stop shouting.

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What is a talent you wished you had? I wish I knew how to play the violin.

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I've never cheated on any partner. Anyone with me? Same here. :)

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How do I write a good question? Oh, boy. All I know is you've got a lot of work. Start by not tYPyinG LikE tHiS.

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What's a smell that most people like that you just can't stand? Anything citrusy.

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Why do ppl Downrate answers that they dont like when the question asks for your opinion? Because a lot of people on this site are naturally douchy.

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What is the least amount you have paid in rent and where was that? I currently pay $675 (my half) for a two bedroom, two bathroom apartment in the Los Angeles area. Pets allowed and I didn't have to pay a pet deposit. :)

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Can you say that you are intelligent, How? I personally don't believe intelligence can be measured by how we do in school or what our final exam grades are. There are people who strive in certain subjects and fail in others. I have a friend who did horrible is school, but knows everything about cars and the way they function, enough to open up his own garage. I am horrible at math, bombed at chemistry and frankly, I'm...

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If we are having chicken for dinner, How would you like it cooked? I like rotisserie chickens myself. But I can't eat chicken without mashed potatoes and gravy so please include it on the side. :)

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If you pee on a wicked witch, will she melt? No, but you might heal her jellyfish stings.

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What comes to mind when i say "Florida"? Gators on a golf course.

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Whats a word that describes your style? Simple

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Have you ever hurt so bad physically that you really hope for death and peace ? (not self imposed but as a blessing ?) No, luckily. I did hurt so bad once in hopes that I would pass out because I couldn't handle it, but I didn't want to die.

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What is he thinking? I drunkenly fooled around with and woke up naked next to a guy that I like. We spent the day together, but now he acts weird like he doesn't like me. Sounds like you weren't that great in bed. Try asking him. How in the hell would we know what he's thinking?

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Loosely based on something Bart Simpson said; the few things which separate all the different Christian faiths is nothing compared to the mountain of similar things which unites them. Thoughts? I'm surprised Bart would say something like that. In my opinion 'Christian' and 'unite' should never be used in the same sentence. It makes it all too positive and kumbaya-ish and shit. Ya dig? . Since we're throwing out quotes, in Heavenly Creatures Juliet and Pauline create a Fourth World and Kate Winslet's character says, "It's better than...

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My left arm pit has a stronger odor than my right armpit. Is that normal? Maybe your left nostril works better than your right nostril.

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Hey, What would you rate this guy in the picture explain why? Out of 10! (My boyfriend seems to think he is the best looking guy ever & he could get a better looking girl then me easy)! <a href="http://s265.photobucket.com/albums/ii218/KatelynlovesToby/?a Insecure assholes are never attractive. He tells you these things because secretly he's really insecure and would probably fall a part if you dumped him. My advice: Dump him and find better.

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What are you going to be for halloween this year? I'm going to be a dead/zombie celebrity with a wardrobe malfunction. http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/products/ra1308.html I actually already have the boobs and I'm going to use one of my dresses, so I just need to get makeup and all that jazz. Not sure if I'm just going to be dead with like a bullet in my head or actually do the whole zombie thing. We'll see.

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Im going to make a pest of my self because i have a 2 yr old i rent and a teen i found a small round pink pill not paxil checked it out it has imprint 25 only on it it peels back white im thinking some sort of strong pain med heat may have changed color I don't even know how to decode your mess. What now are you saying and what now is the question?

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When i say "Los Angeles, CA" what comes to mind? pretentiousness

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Who do u think is the top for greatest movie directors In this day and age, Eastwood and Tarantino.

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Do you sometimes NOT watch a movie because you can't stand the actor/actress? And who is it? I can't stand Meg Ryan and I do find it hard to make it through any of her movies. I'm not sure if it's her, or the fact that she makes really shitty movies. I don't like Kirsten Dunst or Jude Law either.

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What musical artist, solo or group, would most ABers be surprised that you like? Mine shall surprise some... Spice Girls and Pantera.

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True or False, you have ask at least 100 questions on answerbag? True. 246.

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Megan Fox: gorgeous or not? She's pretty, but has a shitty personality. Not to mention she's full of plastic. It's hard to find any of that attractive. If she never opens her mouth again I might go up a notch and actually call her beautiful.

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If I tell you that the sound of a functioning chainsaw kind of excites me, is that wrong? Nope. It's.....kinda.....sexy. If I tell you that the sound of a functioning chainsaw cutting through someone's bone and flesh excites me, is it wrong?

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As a child, my parents never went to a single sports practice or game. Have any of you had similar experience? We had closed practices so parents weren't allowed, but my mom always went to my games. My dad on the other hand would ridicule me if we didn't win so I told him to never come to any of my games again and he listened. Like I said, my mom was really supportive.

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Who is the bigger loser, Jon or Kate? Jon. He's a freaking joke.

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Does a person with histrionic personality disorder feel love? Apparently not enough which is why they seek so much attention from others. They ARE loved which is a fact, but whether or not they actually feel it, is debatable. Sometimes they can never have enough or are never satisfied with the amount of attention they get, so they feel unloved or neglected. It's all really selfish in my opinion, but that is the reality of someone with the disorder.

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Is it possible for a person with histrionic personality disorder to gain enough attention to over come the disorder? Well no because that literally IS the definition of histrionic personality disorder. They can NEVER have enough attention and will do whatever they can to get it. Most people will create an unnecessary situation or simply just lie about something that has happened to them. I watched a segment on television about a woman who craved attention from her friends constantly so she would lie about,...

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Apart from having someone close to you die, what was the saddest thing that ever happened in your life ? When my dad got sick.

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Do you have any siblings? Nope.

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Can you fake any accents? No, but I can fake an orgasm pretty well.

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How many grams of fat did you enjoy today? I had six Swiss Roll chocolate cupcakes today. You do the math.

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If you couldn't have children or adopt, would you want a monkey to treat like a human? I've always wanted a monkey anyway, so sure!

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My daugther is 20 and expectting her firt baby she lives with her boyfriend and his family.She just want have anything to do with us .It's always his family.We gave her a car to use.We offer to help anyway.The baby is due anyday now. I'm so upset I'm sorry to hear that. So what's your question?

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Everyone needs love in their life? True or False? True. It is something we all need and want. It is something we all need to give and also receive. Period.

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Have you ever seen a dolphin boat? I WANT ONE!!! Checkout the video! It's all fun and games until a giant whale swallows you whole just for shits and giggles.

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Whats the name of your high school? (past or present) Pioneer High School

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OBAMA. please give me your opinion on why he is a good/bad president Can I yawn first?

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How can I safely perform a pinky toe amputee surgery at home? Whatever you do, just videotape it and put in on youtube and inform me so I can watch it and point and laugh. Thanks.

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What is something others might consider quirky, that you do? I have a silent laugh. Like I go through the motions of laughing, but don't make a sound....usually. Unless, you're really funny. . I'll make random quirky noises when I get bored, or when I want to scare people and it makes people think I have turrets, but I just like to make noises. BAH!

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سورة الحجرات Yes, you're pregnant.

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Tickets for "Michael Jackson's This Is It" go on sale 09/27/09. Do you plan on seeing the movie? No. I won't even Netflix it.

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What is your weight in pounds? 135

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I would really like to know WHO voted for Obama and WHAT you were thinking? Would you like some fries with your loaded question?

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What is the best movie that is based on mental illness'? Girl, Interrupted.

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What is the name of the last doctor you had an appointment with? Dr. Korayan

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What's the worst thing you've ever thrown up? Jack in the Box. That was over 2 years ago and I've never eaten there again.

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Which accent do you have? (take the quiz) North Central What people call the "Minnesota accent." Sounds almost Canadian. You may have even been asked if you were from Canada before. . Well, that's completely new to me.

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Other than moist, what is your least favorite word? I ABSOLUTELY HATE barf.

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I was on yahoo answers and some ppl would completely ignore my questions and leave comments saying im ugly n stuff, could i pls get ppls honest opinions. am I ugly or something? i know it's a shallow 'vain' question, i just wanna know what ppl think, pls? Insecurity is never pretty. Since this is a year old, I'm sure you're over it by now. And I think you're very pretty, just to answer the question.

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How can people get crushes on other AB users? All they see is a little square avatar (sometimes not even their picture) and the answers to some bizarre questions. Some people post up a whole bunch of pictures on their profile or on the "What do you look like" question. That's how I developed my crush on you. :)

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Friday lets drink some beer are we cool? beer makes me sick. Make me a margarita and I'm there.

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Are you happy with the person you are becoming? Fortunately I am.

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What is your motto in life? Be happy for this moment, this moment is your life.

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Can you talk like Donald Duck? Yes! That is so cool you asked this question! I can talk like Donald Duck very well. Babies love it. :)

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Can I stroke your pigeon? Only if you stroke me after.

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Can you loan me, 1 egg, 1 cup of milk, and a banana? And what exactly do you plan on doing with the banana missy? Sorry, my mind is in the gutter this evening. :p

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Do you believe there is One God? Or there are more? I believe there are no Gods. I don't believe in any 'higher' power.

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Isn't it wrong to eat flesh? (Genesis1:29-31)? Oh my God. Your questions are sooo annoying. They're completely loaded. Instead, you should try rephrasing them this way "Is it wrong to eat flesh?" Instead of the 'isn't' - it makes it sound like you are telling us instead of asking a question. And no, it isn't wrong.

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Where is the weirdest place you've been stung by a bee? I've only been stung once and he stung my pinky toe.

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X is impossible 4 god, X is above god,if u eat X u will die,X is important than luv,X is 7 letter word find it......... X = nothing. And yeah, you have the category right, this question is definitely a duplicate.

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What scary movie/movies will you watch this halloween? Hocus Pocus! Such a classic.

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Hi im 12 and my cousin is 17 we kiss alot and i like it were going out and is it wrong? Well yeah, it will lead to more and that's what is called incest. Plus, you're 12 and too young to be here. Go play with your barbies or something.

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What is your opinion on the subject of abortion? Explain please! Nope.

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I am single ladys is any one interested? I'll pass.

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What in the world is happening to so many of our teens? Piercings, tattoos, drinking you name it. I don't think anything is wrong with piercings and tattoos. It's a form of self-expression. I have many tattoos, but have a good head on my shoulders. I don't do drugs, I don't smoke, I don't even drink. I do however hate to be compared to some of the idiots of my generation who DO do all of those things, just because I have tattoos. . Regardless, as time passes, it...

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How often do you clean your refrigerator? Find anything scary in there? Clean my fridge!? Hmm. Exactly what would that entail? ;-)

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Are you comfortable with your sexuality? Yes. I test the waters on both ends of the ocean and because I live in LA nobody cares what you do. It's a very non-judgmental city when it comes to your preference and sexuality. With that, I can be comfortable.

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Do people that smoke cigarettes offend you? It doesn't offend me, but it does turn me off.

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Are you an easy person to live with, why or why not? I am as long as you respect my privacy. I don't like snoops. I currently have a roommate that goes through my closets and wears my clothes when I'm away and doesn't put them back. She'll take movies from my DVD collection and not put them back. I'm sure it's accidental. She's not a thief, just very forgetful and doesn't know how to 'borrow'...

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Has a book ever left you truly mesmerized? What was it? Yes, Go Ask Alice and The Painted Bird.

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I really wish AB was for adults 18 and up. These teen-age questions could be in a teen-age forum AB. Anyone agree? I agree with Skeeter. Some adults ask some really dumb questions and give just as idiotic answers. And vice versa. Some youngsters can ask some really intelligent and intriguing questions.

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Holy______! Fill in the blank, please? fuckballs.

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Can I hug your pillow? Only if you hug me after.

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If you look to the right of you what do you see? My dog on her bed.

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Can you tell me one lie, about yourself or anything? I have big titties and a huge ass.

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My car wont start That sucks. I'll loan you my scooter for $50.

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In your opinion, How common is your first name? (not your AB username) Kind of common. Not as common as something like Jennifer or Sarah, but it's definitely not rare.

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Should i remove a spider and her egg sac from my bathroom or is it ok for them to stay then put outside when hatched Remove them now or kill them. You don't want tons of babies that eventually grow larger crawling around your home. Ew. ((shutters))

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The film 'Crash' starring Matt Dillon and Sandra Bullock is my favourite film of all time. What are your views? ( Promise I won't argue.) Brilliant film. People want to bash it because they think it went over the top with it's message of racism, but ANY film about ONE specific thing is going to sound that way. I think it was well written and the actors were great. I have it in my DVD collection and watch it occasionally.

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I believe in and love God, yet I love dropping the F word frequently. I thank God for my many blessings daily. Im for gay marriage and I am pro choice. Would you call me a hipocrite? Or am I simply....human? From a few of your questions including this one, you seem to be really insecure regarding your religion and political stances. Stop seeking acceptance from people you don't know over the internet. Just be who you are and you will be accepted by the ones you truly need in your life. Seek acceptance within yourself first and then everything else will fall into place. Anyone who disagrees...

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Wanna play the rhyme game? I'll start with a word, and you answer with a rhyme that hasn't been used. CAR Guitar.

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Are atheists actually more preachy than Christians? I think so No. That would be incorrect.

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If you are a fan of Glenn Beck and if he admitted he was a racist, would you stop or continue watching his show? Sorry, I live under a rock and have been wondering who this Glenn Beck is. Why do people dislike him so much?

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What is the funniest ethnic stereotype? That black women have purple pussies. It friggin cracks me up, even though I don't understand it. WTF?

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Don't you just hate people who don't love God? I read your profile and see you're an atheist so obviously the question is sarcasm. Being an atheist, no I don't hate myself or anyone else. In fact, I could care less whether you disbelieve or believe in God, the tooth fairy or bigfoot. To each his own.

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Has pink ever been a favorite color of Yours? thanks. No. I'm definitely not a fan of pink.

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Lately, i'm always told i've lost a lot of weight. i REALLY think i've gained a lot of weight. i even got a tongue piercing so i won't be able to eat, so i'll lose all the weight. thing is, i can't concentrate, i get headaches,etc.what do i do? What should you do?? EAT! Good Lord. You're on your way to developing an eating disorder. Eat now and exercise to keep in shape rather than fasting. Headaches and the lack of concentration is NOTHING compared to what can happen to you if you continue this way of thinking. You're damaging your body. It needs food. Period.

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Are girls supposed to have snail trails (line of hair going from naval down) my friends dont and the media has me believing i shouldnt. . are you supposed to shave it? It's a personal choice. Personally, I shave everywhere except my head and eyebrows. But I think you should do what you want to as opposed to following what the media says. That means shave it. :)

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What would you think if you saw a billboard that said "I have your family. If you want to see them again you'll do exactly as I say. -God"? I'd totally laugh and be like, "see, that's why I don't believe in God."

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Is it wrong to try to be as good as someone who is a legend? No, but I think it's better to try and be your OWN legend. People always catch on when you try and be someone else.

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Do you eat pumpkin pie only around Thanksgiving? No, I eat it on other occasions. I love pumpkin pie. I just go to Marie Calenders. Yum.

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I am so forgetful, do I owe you money ? (please leave your name and how much so i can get you repaid :P ) Err um you owe me $2,000. No! $3,000. Yeah that sounds about right. I accept Pay Pal.

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Do you like to joke or are you one that is hard to make smile/laugh? I absolutely love to joke around, but it can be hard to make me laugh. You can make me smile pretty easily, but you gotta be darn funny for me to give a genuine laugh. I don't like to 'fake' laugh just to please somebody.

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Which have you used most frequently in the past ninety days for in-store shopping purchases: cash, paper check, debit card or credit card? Debit card.

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Whats the last thing you ate? Broccoli Cheddar soup from Panera Bread.

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True or false. Criminals that get to enjoy the fruits of their crime and die of old age. Actually got away with it, criminal activity. (Because there is no God) I don't understand. Are you saying that atheists who are criminals get to enjoy their life after committing their crime just because they don't believe in God? If that is your assumption, you should consider reeducating yourself on what exactly atheism is.

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What are all the documentaries and tv commercials going to do for a narrator when morgan freeman dies? They'll hire someone with another striking voice like Patricia Clarkson or Shohreh Aghdashloo.

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Have u ever been in an earthquake? Yes, lots. I live in California.

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I am 16 years old and my mom called me a "spoiled brat" because she said I get mad whenever I don't get my way,and it hurt my feelings,and she said to get over it. Is this mean or what? Would you ever call your child this? No it's not mean. It's truthful. The world doesn't revolve around you. Getting upset because you don't get your way is childish. You're 16! Grow up and perhaps take some responsibility first. Help your mom around the house. Show her that you care about people other than yourself. And yes, if my child threw a fit every time she/he didn't get their way I'd...

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Is a 19 year old girl too young to date a 31 year old guy? As long as she isn't a minor, it really isn't any of my business.

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What is one type of question I could ask that you would "not" answer? (feel free to have fun) Anything about politics, the presidency or about the health care reform because I know nothing about any of it.

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Ever get tired of hearing celebrities telling you if you spent more money you can look as pretty as them? I've never heard that.

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I have started a blog about how to get a killer hot body. What are some women that you think have killer bodies? So, you're basically advertising why woman HAVE to look a certain way? The blog is fine, but adding pictures of skinny, in-shape celebs is doing what the entertainment industry media does everyday.

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What celebrity is another train wreck waiting to happen? I say Megan Fox. She is so fragile and insecure that the industry, media and critics will eventually drive her to drink and possibly kill herself. She needs to develop thicker skin. I've never seen a celebrity that insecure and feel the need to talk about her insecurity is EVERY single interview. She is slowly breaking down. Maybe Miley Cyrus as well. As soon as she turns 18.

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Why does Alicia Keys make one big single per year and just sweep up a bunch of Grammy's for it? What about the people who actually work for the whole year making a lot of music? Because most of those people who work for the whole year have absolutely no depth or substance to their music. It's just noise. For example, Lady Gaga is noise. Her music is garbage because it has no soul. She doesn't sing about anything relevant to people's lives. Alicia Keys sings about real shit that people can relate to. And she doesn't just have one single....

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What do you think about this statement "When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time." It doesn't make sense to me. If it's the first time, how do you know when they are TRULY showing you who they are? People change. People also will put up a front just to make a good first impression before later showing you who they really are. Remember the movie The Heartbreak Kid? Yeah, shit like that happens. I think it takes a while for us has humans to fully grasp and...

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If you do believe in Karma, what is Karma getting ready to send your way in the next few months? Good things I believe. I've been waiting for something to happen for a while. I've been patient, ambitious and determined while I've waited. I think I can expect good things in these next couple of months. +5

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What's one thing YOU find especially unattractive in a woman? Bad teeth, bad body odor, someone who excessively feels the need to verbally and physically fight and those girls with blonde stringy hair and dark roots showing through. It looks trashy to me.

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Do you down rate questions just because you don't like them? Is that an appropriate usage of the rating system? Well, I personally think you should only DR if the question/answer is offensive, attacking another user or spam. Those particular questions and answers should also be reported as well. DRing for someone's opinion that you don't agree with isn't really appropriate, but people do it anyway. Whenever I answer a question about vegetarianism, and express how I like to eat meat, it...

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Have you ever notice that some of the Very weird questions are by an Anonymous..level #1 and is their only question? Yeah. The very weird and the very stupid questions. Very. Very.

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What female celebrity do you think has the worst easy girl reputation? Paris or Lindsay. Megan Fox is getting up there too because I know that talentless bitch had to blow a dick or two to get to where she's at.

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What is the best way to get rich? Spread your legs.

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I'm 21 years old and I'm turnin 22 in 5 months n I'm goin out wit a 16 years old girl n she's turnin 17 in 5 months in her dad call the police can they take me to jail? Uh yeah. Familiarize yourself with the law please. And with an English book.

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What is the most boring movie you have ever seen? The Black Dahlia Blairwitch Project And some of the more recent films that I found painful to watch and surprisingly bored me to tears were The Da Vinci Code, Watchmen and Tropic Thunder. I didn't enjoy any of those films. Let the DRing begin because I know some pansy won't be able to handle it.

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I know contraception also counts but regardless of that, do you think if abortion didnt exist one of the children that would have been born would have cured aids, or cancer, or achieved something amazing that would transform the world we live in today? Of course. But it also means that one of those children would have grown up to possibly be a serial killer. You just never know.

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What's the weirdest movie you've ever seen? And what was so weird about it? Palindromes Not the weirdest, but it's the only one that comes to mind at the moment.

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What is the lowest point you have ever been at in your life and what did you do to make it through it? My sophomore year in high school was the absolute worst year of my life. I immediately went to therapy and tried different anti-depressants following a stupid, stupid suicide attempt. In reality that attempt was the best thing that could have happened to me. I've never appreciated life as much as I do now because of it. During that dark time, I began cutting myself and experimenting...

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If your life had a soundtrack, what are some of the artists and songs that would have to be on it? Hurt - Johnny Cash Goodbye Apathy - OneRepublic Come Home -OneRepublic Apologize - OneRepublic Everybody Hurts - REM Use Somebody - Kings of Leon Closer - Kings of Leon Point of DIsgust - Low I'm a Bitch - Meredith Brooks Halo - Beyonce Take a Bow - Muse Bang Bang My Baby Shot Me Down - Nancy Sinatra Beast - Nico Vega Closer - Nine Inch Nails Breathe Me - Sia The Beginning...

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What is the deal with text messaging? Is it really worth it having a plan just so you can blammer back random how are yous with your friends? Ist it really 'staying in touch' in that case? Is texting a more efficient(faster) method of making plans? Texting for me has actually allowed my mother and I to remain close ever since I moved away. It is a way for us to exchange little messages like "I love you" or "I miss you" or "goodnight". I have several friends I text back and forth to....I don't like talking on the phone so I find texting more convenient. Ever since my mom learned how to text it's...

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If answerbag were to pay you a penny a point, how much money would you be getting now? I think I calculated this right. Around $185.63.

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What are the pros and cons of the religion you follow? Thanks Pros: I don't fear the inevitable. I get to sleep in on Sunday and I don't have to read the Bible. Cons: I get judged harshly by the nutbags for not believing in God before they get the opportunity to really get to know me.

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Have you ever been so scared that you cant even move? No and I hope I never feel that way.

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What perfume did you wear today? 9-26-09 Stella.

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Does anyone know the rule in California about allowing a guest to stay in your house. I have heard that if they stay more than 27 days then they have established residency and they now have to be evicted if you want them out....is this true? No. I don't think so. Not in a home that you own. In an apartment you are leasing/renting, if a guest stays over a certain period of time technically they are now considered a resident and you are supposed to contact your landlord for them to begin paying rent, which may ultimately up your rent. If they're not on your lease, you can kick them out whenever you'd like.

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What is your favorite color in a flower? Yellow.

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Whats your favorite button on the remote control? The one that gives me an instant orgasm.

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How did you decide on what career you wanted to do? Because it's the only career choice that really truly makes me happy.

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How intelligent am I (BRING IT)? Pretty intelligent. You seem to know a lot about religion and politics...enough to form questions that I know nothing about or choose to know nothing about. +5

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Have you ever felt like you've fallen in love with someone you barely know? Yes just recently and I never thought I would. It's a strange feeling. I don't like it.

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I'm going to have a break from AB for atleast a week! Do you think i will manage to do it!? ;-) No I don't think you can. But good luck tryin'!

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What pictures or designs do you have on your checks? Clever question. I have Charlie Brown pictures.

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How do you end your AB account? You mean like delete it? Well you can ask the administrators to delete it for you. Other than that, just stop logging in because there isn't a 'delete' option for us to go to.

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My fuse is very short tonight. Would it be a good idea for me to just ignore the idiots as they come pouring in? No it would be a bad idea. There's nothing more fulfilling to get you out of your bad mood than to make someone cry over the internet.

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When you last ate honey, what was it in or on? I'm going to answer this like a dude and say it was on a pair of tittes. Nice ones.

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What would you do if i was the last female on earth? If WE were the last two I suppose I'd fuck you. If you were the only one then good luck. I wouldn't be around to care.

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If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them? Yes. Someone who isn't a pathological liar wouldn't just randomly say that unless they were.

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What is your favorite movie genre? Dramas, phycological thrillers and zombie movies.

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What's the most beautiful girl's name or boy's name you've heard? Loganne for a female.

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Does this video make you want to be a nature videographer? Nope, but very cool video.

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This is a school assignment. I thought it would be interesting to get answers from all over. Please answer the following questions... What is your gender? age? location (state/country)? education level? race? definition of culture? Female 21 California, United States High school graduate Caucasian Culture is a shared or learned symbolic system of values, morals, beliefs and attitudes that shapes and influences perception and behavior.

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Who put the bible together? A group of men.

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Do you think this baby has a future as a dancer? Damn. That baby knows how to get down.

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How do you tell someone that you really just want to be friends w/o hurting they're feelings? Just say "I really just want to be friends." If it hurts they're feelings, it's not your problem. You are just being honest and not leading them on.

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What does your family do to stay close to one another? I only speak with my parents and we live about 6 hours away from each other. One thing we do to stay 'close' is my mom and I text often throughout the day. She learned just so we could communicate. It has actually brought us closer together to be able to send little messages like 'I love you' or 'I miss you' whenever we want.

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Is there a zoo in the city you live in? Yup. The LA zoo. The San Diego zoo is better.

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(Without using any search engine) Tell me what you know about Pakistan!? It starts with the letter P. What did I win?

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What movie had a great twist ending? Oh I forgot one. The Life of David Gale has some crazy twists as well. I definitely recommend that movie.

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Ladies, when you wear a thong doesn't it get "dirty" from crawling up your butt? No. I wipe really well.

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If your a atheist and you die, what kind of funeral arrangements to you have? How are you buried , like the way bury our pets? What is done with Atheist when they die? What!? Are you kidding, serious or just that ignorant? I can't tell.

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What movie had a great twist ending? The first Saw movie. I was fucking screaming...WTF!? That ending is still priceless.

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Are you good at balancing a checkbook? No. My mom is always on my ass to do so, but I just can't even get motivated to do it.

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What is a good Halloween movie for two boys, ages 5 and 2? My absolute favorite: Hocus Pocus!

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I'm very saddened to report that our own "Jen-Jen" has decided to close her account and leave AB, forever. For those who knew her and enjoyed her comments & questions, are you as unhappy as I am, knowing that she's gone and won't be coming back? I'm sad, but she just seemed very immature. And so does her 'goodbye' on her profile. I doubt that any ABer on here is responsible for her fighting to not be banned. I would think that she would be responsible for that herself. Either way, I wish her the best of luck.

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Is religion an important aspect in your life? No. I'm not religious. I don't think I've ever been. I'm proud to say I don't need religion in my life in order for it to be fulfilled. I'm quite happy without it.

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Why is "the woman from the accounting department" always named "Helen?" First off: LMAO at your question. Second off: I have actually worked in one place where her named was Helen. Another where her name was Henrietta. But now, her name is Tom. Er um rather his name. :O)

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Where's the weirdest place you've ever had sex? On my bathroom sink. Not weird. Actually pretty boring.

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One place you need to travel to before you die? Sydney, Australia.

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Tell me your favourite line of your favourite song? "To lose you is to never love again" I got it tattooed on my thigh. :)

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Do you say grace before you eat? Nope.

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Are/were you Daddy's Little Girl? Nope. Not Mommy's Little Girl either.

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Name something pink that is around u My dog's blanket

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How can one treat homosexuality? What is the therapy? You can't treat homosexuality. By implying that you can, you're basically saying it's an illness which in my opinion is insulting. Anyone who thinks that there is a 'cure' needs to pull their head out of their ass. You either are or you aren't. Deal with it. I also see that you've put this under genetic conditions. You clearly need to educate yourself on...

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What are some arguments against vegetarianism? Mainly health. I don't know very many healthy vegetarians. There is something that you get out of meat, I can't remember what it's called, not protein, but something else. The name escapes me at the moment, but basically you can't get this particular thing from any other food. Not even in vitamins...if you do it's artificial. Meat is good for you. Fish is very good...

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Who is your favorite actress? Laura Linney or Helena Bonham Carter

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Is there a hint you drop to chicks when they sit next to you smelling like their period? I usually just say "f*** you stink" but that never goes over well. LMAO. Ew. Where do you come up with this shit? Um, fortunately I've never had to experience someone sitting next to me smelling like that. I did however witness a chick pull out her tampon from her twat in the swimming pool during a game of water polo. Thank God I was in the audience and not in the pool. Dirty.

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Name a state or city that has no more than 10 letters in it? San Jose. Where I'm from. btw, I do have a quick question to ask you. When you get the chance, respond to this and I'll ask. Thanks hun.

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What's the longiest you lived in one place? I lived 18 years in Nor Cal.

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What is the name of the last book you read and what did you learn, if anything, from the book? Er ew umm I don't remember the last book I read. I hate to read. I think it was Tuesdays with Morrie, but I only got half way through. The last book I read in it's entirety was either The Painted Bird or Fast Food Nation. I learned........a lot from both.

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Would you eat bacon jam? No no no no no no no no no no No.

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Apart from the obvious needles sticking your lips, Is botox in your lips really painful? I don't believe that is called botox. It's called collagen. I have a friend who gets it done and she thinks it hurts. It depends on your pain tolerance level. It can still even hurt afterwards and you must ice it for at least a day or so.

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Have you or anyone you know fought in a war? Three of my friends from high school currently are.

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I regularly have dreams where I ruthlessly murder people in most violent and disturbing ways. Should I be worried? No. They're just dreams. I have a dream that I'll never forget. I was the keeper of some young children in an old abandoned classroom out in the middle of nowhere. When I walked inside all of the kids were sitting down and literally nailed together through their hands. Like they were chained together and the chains were connected to the huge nails through each of their palms. And...

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Whats your middle name ? & do you hate your middle name? Ashley

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How much does your imagination weigh? too heavy for my brain sometimes. but I like it that way.

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Have you ever procrastinated going to the dentist? Yup. I'm currently doing that now.

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How many hours of sleep do you average each night? Between 4-5

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From whom do you recieve more text messages? My mom and I text a lot.

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Do you usually enjoy being around people? Meh. I'm kind of anti-social. I don't like social settings of more than 5 people. But sometimes I do get lonely and want to be around anyone really. +5

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Were you a surprise or were you planned? I've never asked my parents this question. I think I was planned. Not sure though.

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I RENTED MY HOUSE TO A PERSON WHO FOUND OUT AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS Ain't that some shit? Damn.

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How can I save money on my electricity bill? Only use your air conditioner when you really truly need it. I suggest investing in a fan. Turn off lights when you're not in the room. Only run your dishwasher when you need it. Turn off your television when not in use.

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If someone paid you $1,000 would you go skydiving? I suppose, but I probably wouldn't like it.

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How often do you check your e-mail? Several times a day.

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Whats your biggest monthly expense not including rent/mortgage? Luckily, my mother has offered to pay my cell phone bill and the car payment is paid off, so I suppose it's any sort of medical bill. When I broke my toe, my bill was $100. Other than that, it's just rent and utilities.

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Are there always food in your kitchen? Not always, but right now there is.

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What is a good comback for when you say " im so confused" and someone else says "most lesbians are" what can say as a good comeback? "I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass."

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Can you name a saying so stupid that you want to slap anyone who says it? "I know you are but what am I" or "I told you so" I friggin hate it when people say "I told you so"

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Can you make a proper sentence out of 4 words? Don't stick it there.

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Do you like to play Yahtzee? Love to.

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How often do you eat at Fast Food Restaurants? This includes Burger places, KFC, Subway or equivalent, etc. I recently stopped eating fast food several weeks ago, but I use to go to Taco Bell almost every other day.

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When did your parents get married? I don't know the exact date, but it was about 22-24 years ago.

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Have you ever meant to pass gas, but pooped instead? No, I've never popped a raisin. But I know that women and men who have a lot of anal sex, will mean to fart, but end up sharting instead. :X

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Could you really be comfortable in a bedroom like this? Totally not my style, but I'd trade it for my current bedroom.

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What's your favorite scene in any movie? Everything in Requiem for a Dream is brilliant.

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Does anyone out there really give a sh!t about anything? I find that the less you give a shit about, the less you'll be disappointed if something goes wrong.

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Do you dread that winter is coming soon? No. It needs to begin cooling down. It is so humid and sticky out. Ugh.

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How many pets should you own before its too Many, How many do you Have? 2 dogs, 3 cats, 1 rabbit and 2 pot-bellied pigs. In my opinion it isn't enough. I love animals. As long as you can take care of them properly, I think you should be allowed to have as many as you'd like.

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If you were paid $25,000 a day to stay off Answerbag, would you do it? If you say no, you're lying. I would do it for way less than that. Did you really think this question would be something people would have to think about?

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I am injured and have missed school for three weeks. I am so far behind that i cant do this alone. So i need an analasys of DorothyParker's essay Good Souls. Sure. How much would you like to pay me? I accept Pay Pal.

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Name something you wish you could have/do everyday or every other day, but , its just too expensive? Get a massage and see a chiropractor.

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How many songs can you think of that were written about prostitutes? Trina often sings about her own prostitution. She makes some very suggestive lyrics about it. "No panties coming off, my love is gunna cost. There ain't no way that you gunna get up in this for free. Look boo what da deal. You got my cash for you up in here I know you be packing the steel, but I can't suck a dick and get my lipstick smeared." Trina's my girl.

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Do you like to cheer people up? Why would I do such a thing? Causing people misery is much more fun.

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What does it mean if a guy says you have a sexy smile? It means you have a sexy smile. wtf else is it suppose to mean?

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Tell me why I should not list every troll I know of on my profile? Yes, I am seriously considering it. AB is a place for fun. To ask questions, give answers, enlighten others and be enlightened yourself. Why waste your time with such a thing as listing trolls? Who cares.

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Does chocolate milk sound good right now? Mm I love chocolate milk. Why yes, yes it does.

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What's a bad way to start the day? Wake up and immediately turn on the news.

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I really really really want this T-Shirt! What does this say about me? :p Nice. I would absolutely love to have that shirt. I could add it to my collection. I already have "I'd fuck me" and "This is my horny look." I'd really like "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school" - someone needs to make that t-shirt. Marla Singer is such a badass. +5

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A slimfast shake for breakfast, one for lunch, and then a sensible dinner....Could you do it? I might be able to. I think Slim Fast is absolutely delicious. And a sensible dinner perhaps every other night.

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Is there any creative or "sneaky" ways to making a ton a money? You could be a sneaky prostitute and do creative things in the bedroom.

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Is Chief Wanbli's account closed????? :( (see http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=205717), I found out from this question, I'm pretty sure he asked it - http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1363591 - PLEASE CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah it is. Someone else said the same thing. :(

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Do you like being around happy people? Why or why not? Yes, but not chirpy overly happy people. Then it just gets annoying. I have to take those types of people in small doses.

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Is F.R.I.E.N.D.S your favorite american comedy serial....?? if no then which is..? I personally hate FRIENDS. I use to watch Everybody loves Raymond. Now, I don't really watch any comedies. I do however likes Desperate Housewives and Intervention.

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Sophie webb pooper scooper.

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Is your bedroom clean or messy? It's both. How about clessy.

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When was the last time you cleaned your computer's key board? Err um yeah. I've been meaning to do that..

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How would Mom feel if I married a Mormon? I dunno. Why don't you ask your mom?

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Do you have a favorite clothing store where you like to shop? If so, what percentage of your wardrobe comes from there? I like Kohls. I don't go to the mall often, but when I do, I love shopping at Charlotte Russe

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Were you a natural born baby or a C- section baby? Natural. But I suppose I was a big baby because my mom said I tore her back and they had to stitch her up.

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If a man threatened to burn 1,000 puppies alive, would you fornicate with an elephant to save their lives? Uh no. Bye bye puppies.

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If God is such an amazingly intelligent designer, why did He put the man's G-spot up his a**? Because God is a women and she's totally fucking with you.

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Are you one of those people who can go all day without peeing? Not me, I drink 8 cups of coffee in the morning... I don't drink coffee, but I do drink a lot of gatorade so I have to pee at least 3-4 times a day.

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Do you like wearing socks or being barefoot? I absolutely hate socks. I don't even wear them with tennis shoes. I like being barefoot or wearing sandals or slippers.

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Where is the sexiest place for a women to have a tattoo? I think the side of the stomach is pretty sexy. http://a905.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/107/l_f6b77bb0479782085924b883ac91dd10.jpg

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Who was the best movie villian? http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/108543564/samara_bigger.jpg Nough' said.

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How would u take it if i DR you cause you are a christian/Hindu/Jews/Buddhist??? did i do anything wrong by just saying that i am a MUSLIM????? what your conscious says people? So what exactly is your rant supposed to be about?

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When you are treating yourself to a little ice cream or candy, do you ever feel guilty or do you enjoy ever bite? I never feel guilty. I don't like candy, but I absolutely love ice cream or the original fudgsicles. Yum.

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What's the coolest thing you've seen a cloud become? A cream puff! Very unusual!

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If i were to peek into your shopping cart what is one item you wished i had NOT seen ? (you can have fun and make something up) I have a story. When my pot-belly pigs were babies, I went to Target and bought cheap baby bottles and cheap plastic bowls and some baby food. The women behind me said "Ew. Why would she buy such cheap stuff for her child? You can get that crap at the dollar store." I was so freakin embarrassed, but really angry. :( Stupid bitch.

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What do you see when you look out your back door? I don't have a back door. :( And I'm sorry you're not feeling well.

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My husband is annoying me with all his your mamma jokes.....Can you give me a really dirty and nasty one that will totally gross him out? Some of my favorites: Yo mama is like a vacuum. She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet. Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than Chinatown. Some really disgusting ones: Yo mama's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn. I asked yo mama "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs. Yo mama's like a gun,...

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I'm challenging you to a duel to preserve my honor! What is your weapon of choice? I'd smack you with a dildo. Like they do in GTA. http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/1010/456353-clipboard01_super.png

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What's one TV show you often look forward to seeing? Desperate Housewives. I've been an avid follower for all 5 seasons so far and the 6th season airs soon. Very excited.

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What's one drink you'd like someone to pour for you, right now? I could use a margarita.

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Green OR Red Apple? Green.

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Have you changed your religion from the one you were raised? I wasn't really raised to follow any specific religion. My parents aren't very religious, but my mother was born Catholic and my father Episcopalian. I am now an atheist.

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How come I can't get over the doctrine that says all people that aren't Christian, and maybe some people who honestly profess themselves as Christians, will go to hell? .

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Hey guys, today is Conor's birthday. we are having him an Irish motif birthday party !! Would you please drop by and wish him a happy birthday? HAPPY BIRTHDAY Conor! http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/funny-pictures-cat-wants-his-birthday-cake.jpg

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Most of the time people say "jajajajaja" instead of "hahahahaha" is this just a misstake or can't they be botherd to type "hahahahaha" Um jaja or jeje means haha or hehe in Spanish. And you spelled mistake and bothered wrong. Don't worry about other people's 'mistakes'. Fix your own first.

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Which do you think is the best beach in the world? Any nude beach. Preferably one without any old saggy titties or balls in my face. But I love nude beaches.

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Have you ever bought self help books? Did they really help you? No. I would be completely hypocritical to be annoyed at the people who live their life by the words of the Bible to then go off and buy any kind of self-help book.

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If you started your very own Fight Club, what would rule #3 be? (Given the obvious that the first two rules is you do not talk about Fight Club) Rule #3) Loser buys everyone In n' out Burger.

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Girls do you shave all the hair off your legs? I shave everywhere except my head. I hate hair.

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Is money the root of all evil? No.

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I'm 19 and Ive never had a BF before. A lot of my teen years were spent battling depression. I'm not even ugly. Everyone else can get a bf but me. What's wrong with me? Are these other girls better than me? They look so happy. People with low self-esteem and confidence experience the same exact things. Work on yourself before you work on a relationship with someone.

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Curious to know your thoughts on Mackenzie Phillip's story. Do you think it's true, she's in it for the money, or something else? I wouldn't be surprised if she's making all this crap up to sale more copies. However, something tells me the situation with sleeping with her father is true. I can't imagine someone just randomly making something like that up and living the rest of their life knowing that everyone else knows. I think she was being relatively honest.

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I'm going for a second glucose tolerance test tomorrow. This means I will be having multiple blood tests over a few hours. Previously had problems with getting enough blood & bruising, is there any way to prepare beforehand to make the tests easier? Drink water before the test if you can and make sure you eat directly after. I know it's important to massage your arm and move it around to keep the blood circulation so it won't ache afterwards if that is what you are referring to my 'bruising'. Good luck.

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Have you ever been a guest on a daytime talkshow? No, but I have been on the radio several times.

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Why do people eat meat? ... isnt that sinful? Isnt it a shameful act to forcefully kill a creature.. human or not! if they are crying out and running for their life then you should protect them rather than ruthlessly kill them just to selfishly satisfy y I won't even amuse you with an answer to your ridiculous loaded question.

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Name one characteristic of a human that you really hate (e.g. talking too much) I hate selfish, greedy and/or money hungry people.

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I've always hated horror films but I noticed I just despise the torture/horror, like Saw and Hostel. What are good horror movies that are mysterious or require thought? The Ring is great. The first Saw and The Descent are also very thought-provoking despite the gore. You should check out Audition by Takashi Miike. That fucked up director makes really fucked up films. It wasn't that gory, but really really strange.

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Do u believe in the whole Dec 21, 2012 that the world will end? No.

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I have never had the chicken pox, a nose bleed, or a cavity. Is there common experience, that you've never experienced? When I was younger I never had pink eye like everyone else.

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What was one thing you were obsessed with while growing up? Pogs. http://www.mikearsenault.com/images/omg_pogs.jpg And my Nintendo.

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What do you know about Dr. Seuss? That he really likes to rhyme.

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Would the Government want the secrets in your mind? I know a thing or two that they might find valuable.

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Do you get along with most of your relatives? I don't speak to most of them. I only communicate with my mom, dad and grandmother. btw, did you get my email hun or did it fuck up again?

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I have been to 12 states over this summer. How many have you been to? I only traveled to Oregon and Washington.

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What do you lie about the most? For me it's "I'm fine." I have insomnia so I sleep during the day and when people call me they always ask if they've woken me up and I say 'no' so we don't have to go into a whole freakin conversation about them calling me back and blah blah. It gets irritating when someone tries to argue with me and tell me to go back to sleep when I want them to fucking say what they were going to say. sigh.

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What song do you think isn't worth listening to unless it's blasted? Anything by Muse or Nine Inch Nails.

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If your kid won a spelling bee and acted like this when being interviewed on national TV, would you be embarrassed? Yes, I'd be embarrassed. Very embarrassed. I'm watching this video and literally want to smack him through the screen. Douchy douche.

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Could you go for some nuts right about now? No thanks. I don't like nuts. Both kinds.

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What are your favorite quotes? Be happy for this moment, this moment is your life.

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How big is your family? My family is very, very small. I only ever get to see my mom, my dad and my grandmother. I never see anyone else. I only have two cousins. One uncle whom I just met a year ago, my aunt and that about sums it up. Everyone else is either dead or I just don't know they exist.

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Can you name a place where you should probably turn your cell phone off? These have probably all been said, but at a funeral, at a wedding and at a job interview.

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Name something people usually only have one of? Only one belly-button. Not having one or having two would just be creepy.

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Without looking around your home right now, do you know if any of your windows are open? I don't think so. It's sticky and humid outside so the windows are closed and the fans and air are on. Yes, even at 3:30 am.

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What do you buy on the internet? I buy movies off of Amazon.

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Have your parents ever disapproved of any of your relationships? Nope.

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What two pets should you never put in the same room? Perhaps a python and a teacup poodle.

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Do you ever dream of just walking away and leaving your current life behind? Nope.

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How many children do you have? What are their ages? I don't have any and I'm not sure if I want any, but if I do decide to have kids I will adopt.

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Have you ever go on through a day without eating ANYTHING at all??? (not including fasting~!) Yes I have. That's when I had no money to go grocery shopping so I didn't eat anything for a couple of days and then after that, once I scrounged some cash together to buy groceries, I only ate one meal a day to make it last.

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How often does Victoria Beckham eat? Probably the last time she had a hit record. Since the Spice Girls, her weight has gone significantly down.

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What you maken for dinner? Tonight I will probably make some salmon with asparagus and zucchini.

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What is something you cannot buy with money? Love. I mean you can try, but it shouldn't be necessary.

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How often do you watch the news? I never watch the news.

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I have been with my boyfriend for 2 years and recently i cheated on him when out with friends. Now we have an argument everytime i want to go out with friends or even if a male friend texts me. Is our relationship ruined? Yes. He doesn't trust you anymore. Break it off, move on and treat your next relationship better than this one.

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Do you think the "MISS UNIVERSE" and "MISS AMERICA" pagents are a JOKE? Why or why not? Yup, that about sums them up.

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Meaning of a dead canary with eyes cut out on your porch someone must really not like you.

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I am in 20 years,but my girl friend is 22 years,i want to married my girl friend,wat abt u feel? Wait.....what?

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Name a movie that starts with the letter H? Homeward Bound

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What were you doing when Michael Jackson died Taking a nap.

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Looking at getting a new computer soon, are people going to think I'm gay if I buy a Mac? I really don't see how the two are related. Are you bored?

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True or False? You drive a White or Black Vehicle? false

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What is a meal fit for a king? A big, fat, juicy steak with mashed potatoes and gravy. or pussy.

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Girls: Can you show me a pic of the perfect engagement ring for you? Here's mine.=) How about this one: http://engagement101mag.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/debeers_yellow-diamond.jpg

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What is something your ex got you into and you still do? My sophomore year in high school my ex-boyfriend got me involved in some drugs. After we broke up, I did them for about a year 1/2 before stopping completely. Some of the darkest years of my life. Since then, he has stopped as well, gave me a tearful apology and we're now great friends.

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A sign at the zoo read "kindness to all things is the true religion" - Buddah. Your thoughts? No, having kindness is common sense. I believe we are all born with the ability of knowing the difference between right and wrong. Religion shouldn't have to tell us or remind us.

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What was the last thing you bought BECAUSE of the commercial? You saw the ad and just HAD to have it, regardless of its functionality, usefulness, or overall worth. Smooth Away which unfortunately works like a piece of horseshit.

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What cult film do you think everyone should experience at least once? Even though most people wouldn't be able to get through it, I'd say Cannibal Holocaust. Also Kill Bill and Requiem for a Dream.

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If you could be a number, what number would you like to be? 69

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Last Movie You just watched? In the Valley of Elah

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Tan or pale, which is hotter? pale with either red or really dark hair. yum.

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Who is the most famous real life cannibal? Probably Albert Fish or Ed Gein.

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My blood work came back that my T-18 was 1 in 15. What does that mean. Also, my Dr. did an ultrasound and said the fetus' head is lemon shaped. Does this mean my baby will be born with a birth defect?? If so, what will it be? These are things you should be asking your doctor.

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Is overdosing most likely going to kill me? I know i hate people that cry for attention but im not doing that. i just dont want to attempt and be brain dead. just will it most likely kill me or not? Overdosing doesn't always kill you. It just depends on what you try and overdose on. Maybe mix it with alcohol or acid. That will help assure your death. Anymore questions?

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Do we tend to focus more on our weaknesses than our strengths? Probably because a lot of people want to try and fix their weaknesses.

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Where does all your energy go? Into my work and taking care of my ADHD diagnosed dog.

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What will happen if I smoke marijuana? 1am drive-thrus at Taco Bell.

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If answerbag was an abondaned island with no food and we all had to resort to cannalbalism, who would you eat first? Whomever died first or whoever I thought was the most delicious. If you look like you taste good, you're fucked.

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Is 3D film the way of the future? I hope not. I hate 3D. Makes me anxious.

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AB is having a Sadie Hawkins dance, who are you asking to dance with you , no limits just fun ? wheeeeee I'd ask you, Gtravels, Chainsaw, Payton, Zack, Phillis, Sharona and Shemarq. I'll have all of you, to myself. Thanks.

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Do you ever wish that you were someone else? Who and why? Nope. I like who I am.

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Do you search for happiness or create it? I've already managed to find what makes me happy so I guess I do things to create it.

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Do you like sex? Meh. It's aiight. Considering the fact that I'm asexual and don't like the sex 'act' itself, I much prefer to cuddle and kiss instead.

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What do you think of Jennifer Anniston? She's boring, not funny and her talent is overrated.

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What type of animal wouldn't you find on a farm? a sloth.

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My 40yr old friend has just been diagnosed with breast cancer, she will be having a mastectomy in 2wks with chemotherapy for the forseeable future, can you suggest how I can be of support to her? Treat her the same as you did before the cancer. In my opinion that's one of the best things you can do.

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I am a 60 yo man and have fallen head over heels for an 18 yo girl. She says she feels the same way. I know it seems crazy but i think about her every second of the day. I also worry that I am not good for her because of the agegap . I want herto be happy That's nice. So what's your question?

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I'm 15 and pregnant and im getting an abortion. its complex and horrible and feel i am killing my child. My bf is very very supportive, but its not helping. Im not quite sure how to deal with this. Does anyone have any advice or experience? I love how this question was asked back in 08 and people are still answering. Unless she has carried her child for over a year, I don't think our advice matters anymore.

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I'm agnostic and my mom's side is strictly religious so they assume i'm atheist. How do i explain to them my beliefs in religion? I would hope that your family would be open-minded enough to at least sit down with you and hear everything you have to say. I know a lot of parents that aren't very supportive of their children's other beliefs and won't even give them the time of day. First off, they need to understand the definition of what being agnostic is as compared to being atheist because they are two...

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What If Your Kid Says His/her Is Gay. Then his/her must be gay? Did I get it right?

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I just realized I became a sage since I signed off yesterday. Thanks everybody! Congratulations evandad!

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What would you like to change about where you live - The Area :) I live in LA so I'd like to change the toxins I breathe in every fucking day.

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How does "keithold" pop these questions every seconds? Because he is a badass. Duh.

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I'm in the 7th gr & i like a girl that been givin me sinz sins 6th gr and i realy dont know wt it mean. in 6th gr my teacher asked her to go next door to help me, next door she ask me if i have a girlfriend "& said im not asking"&i said no. wht do i do? What you should do is repeat all of that in English please.

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When a dog licks you, is it is really giving you kisses? Yes. And a cat kisses with their forehead.

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I'm obese. Any suggestions to help? Get off the computer and go exercise.

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So, like, i've been dating this guy for like a year now, but resontly he tried to kill my like bff, so like i do like totally love him but my friends ok too, so like she's having like a spazz, over nothing, so like, wat should i do like, come on. Like, what like level of like edumacation did you like, reach?

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Is it possible to rehabilitate your reputation if you make a mistake? Yeah, unless you're Kanye.

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Who is the funniest woman commedien? Amy Sedaris or Kathy Griffin

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If this was made public prior to the election, do you think McCain may have won? (LOL!!) LMAO at Sarah Palin! BAHHHHHH. +5

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I am currently training to be a dog groomer. Who would let me practice on their pet?=) I have one of these: http://loveapplefarm.typepad.com/growbetterveggies/images/2008/02/10/dalibyzacg_2.jpg Good luck with that.

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Do you ever take a break from coffee or need it everyday? Luckily I don't drink coffee...ever.

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Its my birthday today :) im 22 will you wish me a happy day? :P Happy Birthday! :-)

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Why women are so confused? Huh?

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What is the best question someone could ask to rack up the most + points on AB? It seems to be those congratulatory 'questions'. You'll rack up points every time.

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Who many of you here change your bra 2/3 times a day like I do I keep the same one on all day. You change yours 2-3 times a day? Boy, that's too much work. :)

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A friend of mine can read a 200 page book in less than a day, while it takes me at least a couple weeks. How fast can you read? I don't like to read so I would just prefer to not accept the challenge of reading a book in it's entirety in the first place.

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Why am i losing all my channels? they keep deleting channels and then moving other stations to that channel. like comedy central, AMC, spike, A&E, and a lot of others. Because they've all gone digital. The same thing happened to me. You now have to get a box in order to watch all of them.

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I'm a nice respectful member of AB and a certain person insults me and calls me a tool. I'm amazed, because in all the months I've been on this site it's never happened. I'm sorry to hear that. So what exactly is your question? Or are you just venting?

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How much would it take to get you to lick a year old dried poo, that had been kept in a sterile, dry environment, and was known to be "clean." And just how do you sterilize poo? It's waste hun. You can't just magically make it clean. Give me a couple million dollars and I might consider it.

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Our system was run by the people!!!!!!!! and as soon as the people did not make enough money the system has been run off of theft......... I dare you to prove me wrong!!!!! I hate loaded questions. Oh, and you need one of these: http://www.geocities.com/vibestothemax/chill_pill.jpg

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I think my son is attracted to me, what do i do? The trolls are out late tonight.

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What illness are you most afraid of catching? Why? Parkinson's disease. My father has it so I've seen first-hand what it can do to you.

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What's one sport you have never liked? Football, baseball and soccer. Not a fan of golf either.

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Assuming you were going to commit suicide, what method would you use? I'd invite some hot guy over and have him fuck me to death.

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If there was a propostion to ban ALL marriage would you vote for or against it? I can understand a tad why someone would vote for it. More than half the world ends in divorce anyway so would it really make a difference? Regardless, I would vote against it. I'm for ALL marriage whether gay or straight.

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Why are so many atheists so unhappy? Um, how in the hell can you make that generalization? Ridiculous.

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Do you have a pet&what? My pot-bellies. :)

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What's the most beautiful song you've ever heard? Oh gosh, I have so many. Give My Love to Rose by Johnny Cash is heart-wrenching. Everybody Hurts by REM is really beautiful and makes me cry. Use Somebody by Kings of Leon. Tears in Heaven by Eric Clapton. Just to name a few.

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What can I do to motivate myself in my senior year of college?? I'm so burnt out from school but I am so close to graduating...what can I do!? When it comes to trying to restore your energy, eating and drinking right is a start. I know that drinking water and Gatorade other than soda can help and eating healthy besides fast food that just weighs you down is smart. . Also, just remember that this is your last year. You're so close! Try and make the best of it and think about what the future has in store for you. I wish you...

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If you have a long or complicated screen name, what have people done to shorten it when they address you in threads? They'll call me Vunessuh....from when I use to have a long s/n. Or they'll call me V

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Whats one great & one not so great quality about your best friend? My best friend is one of the funniest people I've ever met. At the same time, she is incredibly selfish when it comes to taking care of herself and likes it when people worry or feel sorry for her.

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What is the dumbest song you've ever heard? Fuck ya Man by Tila Tequila

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Are you currently holding a grudge againest someone on AB? Nahh. Out of any debates or arguments or disagreements I've had, I never hold grudges. In fact, the slate is usually wiped clean and I hope to run into them again in another thread and hopefully this time exchange kinder words if that wasn't the case before. Unfortunately, I've gotten many trolls out of it, so obviously not all of us are able to let some...

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What color is your vehicle and do you like it? sun yellow. :)

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I have a horribly stiff neck, like, 90% immobile. I can't look left, right or down. It's all the way to my shoulder blades and I'm ready to jump off the roof. Any help??? Seriously, I'm going nuts........ meningitis? Maybe. See a doctor.

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I setup a web site,www.o-battery.co.uk to sell battery online, but no one order for sereral months, many customers come to my shop to pruchase my products,why do no customers buy my products online. pls give me advise,many thanks The idea of buying batteries online is a little silly. That's probably why.

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What Is Your Opinion Of The Older Woman & younger Man Love Affair? She 56 but he is 23. I think age is just a number. If they love each other I don't see anything wrong with it. It's none of our business anyway.

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Does your dog go places with you often? Not really. Unless we go to the park, but I'm not one of those people to carry her around with me everywhere I go. I'm mainly working anyway so she has to stay at home.

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HOW DO I KNOW IF MY DWARF LIONHEAD BUNNY IS HAPPY? He should smile. Like this: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1036/1070783157_5b89c3ace9_m.jpg

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Im doing a random sample survey on the people on AB that smoke/dont smoke-and the people that drink and dont drink. When im done i'll make a graph on it for school. Help me out. I don't smoke and I don't drink.

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Atheists, if you were dying of a terminal illness and therefore had a few days before you knew you were going to die, would you pick a religion because "what the hell"? I'd pick Mormonism because there are some pretty hot missionaries. No. When I die, I am going into the ground. Joining a religion won't change that.

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Atheist: Is your greatest contention with religious adherents (in general or of a particular faith), the concept of religion itself, or the concept of a superintending God? (Honest question, I mean no offense.) A little bit of both. I don't like religion and I find it hard to believe in something I've never seen before. It's all so very fairy tale to me.

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What is the greatest secret to writing? All you need is a great imagination and determination.

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I want to know how can i kill some one i really hate so i want know how to him ? in any way ? and plz i want a quick answer I suggest you take an English class first. You can't be stupid and try to kill someone and get away with it.

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Who can't you get enough of? You. And this guy: http://righttofashion.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/johnny-depp-piano.jpg Her as well: http://worldbiography.net/biofiles/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/julia-dreyfus-inglourious-basterds.jpg I'll take both. I don't discriminate. +5

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Is it bad to die No.

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Is anyone here of Native American descent or in any way related to Native Americans? If so, what tribe? I'm Cherokee Indian from my mother's side.

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Is dwarf tossing a sport or a hate crime? I suppose it's a sport as long as both parties agree.

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The Bible says the dead will rise from their graves. Is this a prediction of the coming Zombie apocalypse? I friggin hope so. I would love it if zombies walked the Earth. I'd actually consider reading the Bible if it did.

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I am making my ab friends christmas list for 2009, will you tell me what you want from icy this year ? ( sorry starting early but cyber giving takes planning :P ) Either him: http://blogamole.mtvtr3s.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/johnnydepp_fusedfilm.jpg Or her: http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/kill_bill__vol__2/julie_dreyfus/billpre.jpg I don't discriminate. Give me both. Thanks. +5

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Are you over 200 pounds? Nope.

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True or False? You've drank at least one 8 oz. glass of water today? False. I hate water. Why would I want to drink something with no taste? I'd rather have a tall glass of Pepsi. And then my health will suffer later.

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What is the best serial killer movie you ever saw? I really like Scream. Total classic, I don't care what anyone else says.

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I'm new to AB. Why is it some users can't respond to a question or comment without using the "f " word or other curse words. I see several comments/answered questions containing them. Letting off steam? It's strange to me how people are acting like cursing is a bad thing. People do it for many reasons. -To let off steam. -Some people curse when they are really passionate about something -To make a point -To get someone's attention -Because they're angry -Possibly to give a funny answer. And yes, there are those who really don't have anything better to...

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Do you wear slippers or are you barefoot in the house? My slippers -------> http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/95/7/AAAAAnFEj14AAAAAAJV_gQ.jpg

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Do you know who Mary Carey is? If so....can you find the clip where she's all drunk saying "F*ck yea, Bitches"? It HIGH-LARIOUS and I can't find it!!!! God damn she is so friggin nasty. I saw her about a week ago at Panera Bread. Nasty oily extensions and horrible ance. She's a train wreck. I can't find the video.

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Is 2 inches to long for my penis? Not for me. :)

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Where was the last place you went that had a lot of people? Hospital.

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I just picked up my medicine at Walgreens Drug Store and it was short two pills. This has happened before to me and I heard to others. What would you do if it happened to you? I go through Walgreens as well and have never counted my pills. I think I'm going to start now though. I suppose if it happened to me and I noticed, I would call the pharmacy and let the math geniuses know.

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Have you ever just wanted to "Slack off" on things? Thats what I want to do right now. What do you want to "Slack off" on? Cleaning my room. I just can't get motivated to do it.

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$10,000 a week for the rest of your life, or a lump payment of $5,000,000 - which would you choose? I would take the 5 mill and fund and make a movie with it. My investment would just make me more money so eventually it would be like making $10,000 a week.

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10 things you love about yourself? Be as narcissistic as possible when answering. 1) I have a relatively exotic look because of the Cherokee Indian in my blood. 2) My dry sense of humor. 3) My smile. 4) My brilliant and creative imagination that comes to life when I write. 5) My ability to listen and understand my family and friends when they need me. 6) My honesty to myself about who I am. 7) My ambition. 8) My generosity. 9) My sharp instincts. 10) And just for...

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What famous person do YOU think would be wild, in bed? I'd like to have a go with Josh Brolin. He'd probably wear me out within the first hour. Angelina would do the same.

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If there were an election between GW Bush and Obama tomorrow, who would you vote for and why? I just wouldn't vote.

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I was cut up on the road twice today by the same person, what would you do, let the other driver go or get road rage. I am usually a very calm driver, but once had a very similar situation happen. The same person cut me off once and then drove me off the road almost to oncoming traffic. I flipped my shit and almost followed their ass to wherever they were going just to destroy their car. I seriously was planning it all out in my head on what I was going to do. I eventually managed to relax, but I was just...

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Is it more frightening for you to think that there is no god or that there is one who resembles the Biblical description? Neither. I don't live in fear from religion. Like, mymoonq said, I'm more scared of some of the ones who do believe.

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What is the first thing you do in the morning after you get out of bed? Go pee pee.

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Do you have any strange fears or pet peeves? I have a strange fear that I don't like to admit because I find it kind of embarrassing, but here it goes. I'm afraid of being tortured. Sometimes I think about someone breaking all of my fingers and toes before they kill me. I get that in my head and it drives me fucking nuts and I have to make fists to protect my fingers and I have to curl my toes. Weird I know.

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Do you own a scale to weigh yourself? No. I haven't owned a scale in years.

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What do you think of Agnostics? They just have a neutral opinion. I think some can be very wishy-washy and others are just finding the religion for them or whether or not its even for them in the first place. I for example, was agnostic before I was an atheist.

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Are you drunk and/or high right now? If so what are you on? No. I'm a good girl.

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Would you literally die to save a pet? No. I would die for a human being. Not an animal. I love my animals dearly, but dying to save them....fuck no. For a 'human' loved one, I probably would.

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What's a book you'd recommend someone NOT bothering to read & why? Brave New World. I disliked it very, very much.

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What's your favorite scene in any movie? Anything from Inglourious Basterds. The sex scene in the hallway in Unfaithful. Anything from Requiem for a Dream.

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Does it bother you if someone you don't know very well touches your arm while they are talking to you? Yes. Sometimes, however, it even bothers me if I do know you. I don't like to be touched.

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I am 27 virgin but think im pregnant 2 weeks how to end this pregnancy without losing my virginity so afraid and the man who did this is nt supporting and he already 4got all about me and left please help Are you high or just (excuse my French) retarded?

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Now that the minimum wage has gone up, how long will it be before we see greedy McDonald's charging $8 for hamburgers? As long as it doesn't reach these outrageous prices. http://most-expensive.net/burgers-world

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What do you guys think of Megan Fox? She's just the flavor of the month. Just a pretty face. She is talentless, pretentious and rude. Why she's famous baffles me. I know people who have personally worked with her and refuse to do it again. Just another ungrateful bitch who doesn't deserve the money or attention she receives.

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I like this girl and i think she likes me to, we are friends but i am older than her, i an 18 and she is 14. I know there is a ahh age difference. What should i do? You must not be very familiar with the law.

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What is the earliest class in your life for which you can remember the teachers name, & what was it? Mrs. Holt in kindergarten.

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How many bills do you pay online? Just my gas bill.

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Do you think it was inappropriate of President Obama to call Kanye West a "Jackass" for his stunt at the grabbing the microphone from Taylor Swift when she won her VMA award? No, but Obama shouldn't be worrying about a little tiff between two musicians. I'm pretty sure he has bigger things to be concerned over.

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What's the last thing you can remember your doctor telling you? I went to the doctors several days ago for the first time in 4 years. The last thing I remember her telling me is to not drive and take it easy.

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Can i give you a hug ? goodness knows you deserve one... I would love one. :D

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What's a food that was 'served to you' that you thought was pretty gross, but you ate it anyway just to be polite? I've never done that. If I don't like it, I don't eat it. Food is meant to be enjoyed.

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How close to you is the nearest fast food joint? Taco Bell is pretty close.

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What do you do when you feel angry enough to resort to sticks and stones? Nothing. I never get physically violent. Err I take that back. Only once have I ever totally flipped my shit. I use my words otherwise.

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Go to all calls in your cell phone. Was the second call today business or personal? business.

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