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What will happen if I smoke a cigarette?
You will run a greater risk of heart disease, cancer and an unusually early death.
At the very least, you'll have a whole lot less money in your pocket than if you didn't smoke.
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If someone doesn't believe there is a God, shouldn't they also think that everyone who believes that there is a God is insane?
Sanity is a psycological term and has no bearing on religious belief or lack thereof.
Loaded questions rarely lead to meaningful dialog.
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Would you date a flat chested girl?
I'm married but it's always been my opinion that type of person a woman is, is of much more importance than what she looks like.
Beauty fades but stupid is forever - Judge Judy
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Which cartoon character comes to mind when I say "cat"?
FELIX!!!
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Do parents have the right to go through their children's rooms and read their diaries?
If it's in their home, I don't see why not.
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Can you be atheist and "believe" in the scientifically unsubstantiated effectiveness of homeopathy?
I don't see a connection but...
Anyone can believe in anything they want.
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Are you living life to its fullest or just existing?
Yes.
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Have you updated your iPhone so that you can send picture messages?
Yes.
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If you died today what would be one thing you regret not doing?
Waking up tomorrow.
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Ok gals, I am on my way to the hospital in the morning to be induced. My 2nd child, already dialated 3 cm and 38 wks. All new to me, any advice or stories you can share?
Congratulations!
No advice but I hope everything goes well!
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Child disrobed and urinated on the floor in her bedroom
What's the question?
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Why shouldn't you let your cat near a computer?
I turned my back for a second one day and when I looked back, she was looking at kitty porn! >^..^<
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Is it possible to get CRABS from someone who is a CANCER?
Sure. There is no shortage of seafood suppliers and I believe Blue Claws are in season.
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There are 50 ways to leave your lover. What is your favorite?
Just slip out the back, Jack!
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If you got in your vehicle and drove north what stateline, border, etc. would you cross first?
Canada.
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What kind of tattoo would you not get.
Nothing "dark".
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What paperwork do you need to bring a dog across the border from Michigan to Canada?
Canadian Customs may best be able to answer that.
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When was the last time you used a pay phone?
1985
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There may be coming a shortage of fish for fish sandwiches at Dennys, McDonalds and Long John Silver. New Zealand and overfishing may be the problem. how will this effect you?
Not a problem, there's still plenty of Soylent Green.
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Do girls really drive braless and flash their tits.
Only in your dreams.
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How old was Humpty Dumpty when he died?
No one is really sure eggzactly how old he was.
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Do you think it would be nice to have usable Emoticons on AB, so we would not have to over use things like "lol" and "Grr" and other unspellable things?
w00t!!!1=111!!! ;-)
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Why do missionaries try to convert everybody to their religion? Haven't they ever considered that maybe somebody doesn't want to be converted or doesn't like their religion?
I don't think they feel they HAVE to convert everbody. I think they are just trying to live up to the commandment to preach as was mentioned in earlier answers.
I think they realize there are people who are not interested in religion.
I mean, c'mon, it's not like they're dragging you out of your home.
Just excuse yourself politely from the conversation.
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Is Megan Fox highly overrated?
When you think about it, aren't all "stars" overrated?
Example: If Megan Fox never stars in another thing, will it really affect me? No.
On the other hand, if my garbage man stops collecting, I'm screwed!
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Do you feel compelled to logged into AB everyday?
Nope, sometimes I'm gone for months.
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Do you feel compelled to logged into AB everyday?
Nope, sometimes I'm gone for months.
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How will legalizing marijuanna affect people on the job?
Yeah, it'd put half the Police in America out of work!
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Does it seem like Serena Williams has "lost her religion"?
No... just her mind.
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Nuclear decay is the only way for the number of _______ in an atom to change?
Photons.
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Do you consider yourself an AB monitor (check for duplicates/constantly rate/select type of question)?
Nope.
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What are you doing in that corn field, stark naked, with a bottle of whiskey in one hand and a rubber ducky in the other?
Nothing that I care to remember... or admit!
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Are you pro or anti gun control?
I'm anti victim.
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Have you ever been stung by a yellow jacket?
Yes and even multiple times while on a hike and unknowingly stepped on a hive.
They were a bit... upset.
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I got a raise !! 3% woohoo, will you do the happy dance with me?
CONGRATS!!!
That's hard to pull off these days!
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Have you ever used Shake-n-Bake?
Yes... about a million years ago!
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Does change scare you?
No. It spends the same as bills.
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What do you think that best tasting beer in the Universe is and where are you from?
Frie Bier is the best beer!
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How often is Michael Moore right?
Only when he filmed Canadian Bacon.
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What's one car, you are thankful you no longer have?
1999 Dodge Neon. We bought it new.
Biggest piece of crap we ever drove! Then again, it was in the shop more than it was on the road.
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Name something babies do much more often than adults?
Nurse.
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What would you think of a legitimate ABer who comes on here only to answer questions rudely and downrate?
They wouldn't be very legitimate then, would they?
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If anyone could come to you in your dream and inbark wisdom onto you who would it be and what would you want them to tell you
inbark???
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I did it !!! now what?
Wait for the cops to show up.
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Do horses really like people or are they just pretending?
It's a trap.
I had a horse bite me out of the blue one day. I think my leather jacket spooked him.
Bit me right on the shoulder!
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Do you think it makes God look very nice when you say "God took Michael Jackson to heaven" when he had three children on earth who depended on him? Do you think God takes people from this earth?
I think it's terrible when they say that about anyone dying.
If they don't know why, they should just say so.
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Is it ok for a 16 year old to call their Mum, Mummy? What age should you tell a child that it is Mum, not Mummy? Or never?
Just be glad they speak to you!
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God may have created the world in seven(well six) days but it does not say that they were Earth days, do you think God realizes time as we do? He is almighty and omnipresent; Couldn't one day for him be 100,000 years+ for us?
Sure. Just like when an older person sys "Back in my day".
It denotes a period of time, not a literal 24 hour day.
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Is worshipping the cross a form of idolatry?
Yes.
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Does anyone find it sadly ironic that Michael Jackson was so strict about keeping his children's faces covered and now after his death they have been thrushed into the national media networks(vail free)?
I think it must be quite a shock for them.
Hearing his daughter Paris speak at the memorial was heartbreaking.
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Would you consider incest if it were legal?
I don't think it's proper either, it's just a question .
I think all the people who negged might have a little issue they need to deal with though!
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Things to say in an awkward elevator ride?
"Wow, I shouldn't have had that second bowl of chili!"
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My Ipod will not sync up with my library. It shows up in devices, says that is syncing, then says "sync is complete" but the songs that I had just downloaded are not on my Ipod... Help!
Have you tried to see if there are suggestions on the Apple site?
Here's a link http://www.apple.com/support/
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I've heard religious people say that Heath Ledger dying on the set of Batman was his punishment from God for portraying a gay person in Brokeback Mountain. Is there any creedence to this?
No.
Ecclesiastes 9:11 (New International Version)
I have seen something else under the sun:
The race is not to the swift
or the battle to the strong,
nor does food come to the wise
or wealth to the brilliant
or favor to the learned;
but time and chance happen to them all.
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Dogs have it all figured out, don't they? My New Year's resolution is to be more like the dog in this video. Happy New Year EVERYBODY!!!
After the 1:20 mark, it reminds me of Bugs Bunny heading for Pismo Beach!
Ahhh... it's a dog's life!
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Would shooting a noisy audience member in a movie theater be a good way to ensure they are quiet?
I saw something like that happen once...
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If you were Neil Armstrong, what would you have said when walking on the moon for the first time?
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If my Micheal Jackson was at your door, would you go to work or stay at home?
I'd let him in of course.
Do you know how much I could sell this place for if he scummed to his disease here?
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President Barack Obama can ____ ___ ______?
Kiss my lily white azz...
Not on zee left side and not on zee right side but right in zee middle!!!
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While you were having Christmas lunch with your family, relatives or friends, did you remember that somewhere there were people and little children who didn't have anything to eat and had to starve on Christmas day?
Just remembering them will not do much. How about donating to a food pantry?
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Where is Popeye's home?
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I love to go swimmin'
With bowlegged women
I'm Popeye the sailor man
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How large is Santa's sack?
Evidently he had a wild night! I hear it's empty and sways in the breeze.
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Has there ever been a movie or television series that depicted a "pimp" in a totally realistic manner?
.
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Should Microsoft be afraid of Linux?
I don't think so.
There are things I like about Linux but it is way too hard for the average computer user to set up.
Ubuntu however seems to be changing that.
There is still the issue of updatability for proprietary drivers in Linux, so for the small licensing feel Microsoft charges, I'll let them do all that hard work for me.
As far as Updates, when I had Ubuntu, it...
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Would you have sex with a prostitute?
No.
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Should prison sentences be put on people who illegally hunt Great White Sharks(which are on the endangered list)so the hunting will stop?
People who hunt any animal illegally should be prosecuted to the fullest extent the law allows.
In the case where a species is endangered, the fine or jail time should be doubled.
BTW, illegal hunting is called poaching.
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What's the most common roadkill where you live?
Deer.
The tree huggers won't let us hunt them but evidently it's OK to run them over with your car.
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If a pig tells you that all pigs are liars, would you believe a pig?
I would assume the pig was possessed.
I would then cap it in the melon and have a BBQ.
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Does "NO", really mean "NO!"?
Um... yes.
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What do peope talk about when there is nothing 2 talk about
They make sweet love.
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Does it hurt getting your wisdom teeth pulled
Mine didn't. I had them knock me out.
You just need someone to drive you there and home.
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What's the difference between 'Answerbag US' and 'Answerbag UK'?
It's just you. ;-)
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I think people who don't accept the theory of evolution were either poorly taught and indoctrinated or are stubborn and close minded. Or both. Do you think I am intolerant or close minded myself because of that?
You're entitled to your opinion.
Hopefully you afford others the same courtesy.
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What is the temprature of the sun?
Which part?
Core?
Radiation zone?
Convection zone?
Photosphere?
Chromosphere?
Transition region?
Corona?
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Where do I find Street hookers in Philadelphia?
I would assume on the streets in Philadelphia.
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At this time, which is the better career choice ... WalMart greeter or stock broker?
These days?
Pharmacist!
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If two homosexuals get married, whose last name is kept?
I'd assume they'd decide that between themselves.
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Will you be assimilated?
I hope so. This planet needs a makeover!
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I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I saw it myself. My heart is broken. What should I do?
Pass the info on to your Mom. Let her decide what to do.
It's her marriage and her health that is at risk.
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Did anyone see the photo of B. Obama and his sister scattering the ashes of Madelyn Dunham off into the sea in Hawaii? Why are photographers up his arse constantly? Shouldn't he be able to have a private moment?
Because he is now the leader of the most powerful nation on the planet.
He gave up his privacy the second he entered the race.
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I just hit level 68 and 'only' have 4548 points to go until level 69. Where's my party?
Same place mine was ;-)
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Has anyone ever noticed that the people who claim global warming is a hoax tend to be religious fanatics? How are the two related?
I've never noticed this.
Large manufacturers and oil companies however...
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Ipod video or touch?
Zune.
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Would you lick a pigs ass for $1000.00?
Only if it were made of marzipan.
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Orange Juice: Pulp, No Pulp, Calcium, No Calcium, Vitamin D. What's your flavor?
Vodka
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On Christmas day, "Goodwill to all men." Does this somehow *not* apply to anonymous religious downraters?
Your prejudice allows you to assume all the downraters are religious.
Perhaps your questions just suck.
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Is it customary to give a prostitute a cash tip or gift around Christmas?
I'm sure most guys give them "a little something"
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Concerning porn video shoots.....which drugs (legal or otherwise) are most frequently used by the so called 'porn stars'.
I would guess the same ones used by so called "normal people".
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What is a "furry"....it has something to do with sexual role playing?.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom
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Concerning piss & scat.......is it harmful or dangerous to play with urine and feaces providing that it isn't swallowed?.
Scat play is best kept in fantasy. Fecal matter contains blood and bacteria that can cause typhoid, typhus, cholera, and other potentially fatal diseases. It can be very dangerous.
Why do you think, as a child, you were taught to wash your hands after using the toilet?
At least, I hope you were taught to wash your hands after using the toilet!!!
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If you and your spouse agree to have sex (threesome) or swapping with another couple or person just for both of you to enjoy Is this adultery
By definition, it is adultery.
Source: http://www.answers.com/topic/adultery
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What happens if you flush a clogged toilet?
You get wet stinky feet.
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Whats the fastest way to get a female to orgasm
I nice steak on the grill does it for my girl.
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Read this statement and think, use your head: "For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son!". Isn't that 100% absolute nonsense? The Perfect Creator could have had all the sons or daughters he would want to! Do you agree or disagree?
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/begotten
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Have you ever moved up a level overnight?
Yes, recently.
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Is it ok to have threesome sex with ur wife
Why did you get married if you wanted to continue being a dog?
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If you destroy all the evil in the world would the good flourish?
Only if people's attitudes changed as well.
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Guys: You are in a relationship with a woman, and have taken "dirty" video or pictures. You break up with the woman. What happens to the them?
The honorable thing to do is give them back to her.
It's only fair and can go a long way to making BOTH of your lives less stressful afterward.
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What is that empty spot inside of us? The one that can turn us into drug addicts, alcoholics, over eaters, gamblers etc.
The inability to recognize and admit we have been hurt and seek help to deal with it.
Sometimes you just have to learn to live with it.
Either way, not easy.
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What are the services that a pimp provides to his hookers seeing that they give him a high percentage of their earnings?
I'm sure he finds some way to "service" them.
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Why so many educated and civilized people are leaving Christianity?
Please supply your source information.
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VHS is dead, how do you feel?
Beta is laughing last!
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Did you get your cat declawed?
NO!!!
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I want to give a surprice massage to my wife from a therapist.can i ask him to do breast massage and some erotic touch for her as my surprice gift.is it good idea or bad
Why not just ask the guy to bang her already?
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Do you think police officers should be able to use a stun gun on an unarmed person?
I would depend on the circumstances and whether other means for subduing them were available.
In NYC last Summer an unarmed mentally disturbed man was tased while standing on part of a building that was over 10 feet in the air.
He fell to his death on the sidewalk.
The Supervisor that gave the order must have been out of his mind but the Officer that complied had to be insane to carry...
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If someone spills red wine on a piece of your upholstered furniture and carpet and it cannot be cleaned without ruining the piece--per professionals- who is responsible for paying for the replacement?
Billy Mays because Oxyclean didn't get it out!
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Is it normal to pee during an orgasm, or is there something wrong with me?
You should research Female ejaculation. It is not pee and isn't harmful.
If you're still concerned you should see a Doctor.
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What are hot dogs composed of?
They still haven't found Jimmy Hoffa.
I'm just sayin'...
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What brand of cigarettes does Barack Obama smoke?
Newport menthols in a box of course!
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When questions go over your head, do you skip it or give some B.S./smart ass answer? or do you simply state "i don't know"?
Can I count the ones I've given to dumb asses?
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Married men: Do you text message other women? (co-workers, etc)
No. Why would I?
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What do you feel would be a just sentence to give a 50 year old man that tortured and killed at least 19 cats/kittens with his hands?
Is there a just sentence for someone who tortures animals?
He should certainly be removed from the genpop before he graduates to humans.
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What height is too tall for a women?
They're all the same height laying down.
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What does it mean if a guy has a dream that he is pregnant? What sign can be taken from that?
Lay off the vodka before bed.
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Does everything taste better wrapped in bacon?
A tax audit won't.
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How do you pleasure a man without sex?
Obey.
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Why do all women in Hollywood get boob job?
Because they're stupid.
Nothing like a nice natural pair of breasts!
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I love to swallow cum so much my husband and i cant have a baby, when i feel him about to cum i grab his member pull it out from where ever it is and take it down. He gets mad at me because wants kids but i've been like that since my 1st swallow at 14
I call shenanigans. You can get pregnant from the precum.
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Can you understand what Ozzy or Bob Dillan is saying?
If you are going to criticize it's best to know how to spell their names properly.
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Alright my friend asked me this dumbass question, "why do some girls like to swallow cum but others don't?" remember this is his dumbass question
My Wife loves to swallow it!
And please tell your friend he's a dumbass for me too!
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Do threesomes taint your relationship?
LOL... you said "taint"!
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If you meet god for the first time, what would you tell him?
I doubt I could tell hime anything but I'd certainly like to ask "why?".
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What is the meaning of "86" all over the "Pink" line from Victoria's Secret?
Shouldn't it be "69"?
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Why does the picture on some of the new wide screen TVs look squatty compared to my 4:3 tube TV?
You may need to adjust the format settings on the TV.
It sounds like it's set up for 16:9 or 1:78
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Should all moms(or moms 2 b) breast feed their children?what would happen if u didn't?
It may not be possible for all of them to do so but I certainly think it should be encouraged more.
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Should females shave or wax all the hair on their body below their noses?
Yes.
They should be smooth, soft and ready to accept the advances of the men that own them at all times.
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I am 43, my co-worker is 27 and he called me "mother" yesterday. Is that a compliment or something insulting?
Is his name Oedipus?
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What is your dog's name? Or what would make a good dog's name?
DIGGER!!!
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Does a person really need to take a quiz to find out if they are "bi"?
What was your score?
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Have you ever had a hand-warmer stuck to your genitals?
It's not really a hand warmer then, is it?
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Do you ever laugh or get the urge to laugh at midgets in person or on tv, how about midget jokes?
I laugh a little.
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Have you ever noticed that Christians seem to all vote in favor of the same things, even president?
I don't think that's at all unusual for ANY group.
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Are you perfect?
Does a perfect mess count?
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Do you think Chimerism is more common than we think?
I think it is.
Amazing that DNA can be wrong!
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What is the basis for the belief that companion animals go to heaven when they die? What would happen to the cows, pigs and chickens that we use for food?
They are used to make some heavenly burgers and sausage!
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How could Wal-Mart let people shop in a store that became a "crime scene" when an employee was trampled to death by a crowd?
Greed.
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What are your thoughts if a stranger says merry christmas, or happy holidays?
That they're in a good mood and are trying to wish me something nice.
I's a heck of a lot better than "GIMME YOUR MONEY!"
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What is Jessica Simpson's sisters name?
The backup plan.
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Pirates or ninjas?
Pirates... no contest!
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When a woman meets a man, how much attention does she give to the appearance of his toenails?
Depends on if she's into shrimping on the first date.
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I'm a teen guy and I shaved my pubs yesterday for the first time because I heard thats what girls like. Is this true? And how long will it take for them to grow back because I now regret my decision.
A few days but it's gonna itch like hell!!!
Use an electric trimmer next time. Short, not shaved.
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What would be a good advertising slogan for PORK? I am tired of "the other white meat".
This says it all.
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What pops in your mind when I say "butterfly"?
Labia.
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Is that a threat?
If it were, there would be no need for you to ask.
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Which African mammal kills more humans than any other?
Humans.
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How can an atheist respond to "God Bless you"?
Hopefully with a polite "thank you" as the person in most cases would mean them no malice and would be wishing something they thought was good on them.
Not everything in life has to be a confrontation.
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Obama won because ____________.
More people voted for him than for McCain.
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How often do you backup the data on your computer?
Back up?
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What do babies dream about?
The same thing grown men dream about!
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Is it ok for a 20 y/o male to date a 15 y/o girl?
Ask Miley Cyrus.
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What is more fun than a barrel of monkeys?
Did someone say a barrel of Monkeys?
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Have you gone through the 'wake-up call' ? What did you wake up from?
This guy sure did!
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Where are you? And what are the gas prices?
E85 is $2.25 in NY
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Have you ever had sex in the bath tub?
If a hotel jacuzzi counts.
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Why is Waldo hiding?
His pervy Uncle Gary is looking for him.
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WHERE CAN I FIND INCEST VIDEOS WITHOUT SIGNING UP WITH A CREDIT CARD LIKE FOR EXAMPLE REDTUBE AND TUBEX?
I'm sure your folks have a few VHS tapes lying around from last New Years Eve...
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Weird question- but i heard when a girl cums or whatever that its foamy?
it might be foamy from you pounding around in there.
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Where can I watch free animal sex?
A farm?
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Medium or Rare, with sauce, without sauce - how do you like your Steak?
Medium Rare, no sauce
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Can you believe that AB has a category called DNC when it should really be D&C? The Democrats would not like this.
I can't believe they tried to scrape by with that!
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Can you catch me off guard by saying something completely random?
A raccoon is the only animal that actually has a bone in it's penis.
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What do you like better: mac or windows?
Linux
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Are you pro or anti gun control?
I control my guns.
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It seems Britney got her bod back ! Is this one of her best videos, or what?
I'm not a fan but kudos to her on getting it together.
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Adult breastfeeding
ABFR??? HELL YEAH!!!
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What are you doing under there?
underwear? ;-)
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Do you have a problem with homosexual people?
.
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Why do men like REDHEADS so much, enough to leave their wives?
I played it safe... I married a redhead.
Besides being BEUTIFUL, there is something about the redhead mind that I find fascinating.
It's twisted in a fun, sexy way.
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Finish this limerick: 'There once was a man called Obama.....'
There once was a man named Obama
He got some White in him from Mama
He ran to be Prez
But as everyone says
His name sounds too much like OSAMA!!!
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In a general sense,within "Modern"society, has the traditional view of the "sanctity of marriage"changed and is much more less existent?
I don't think the concept has chanced as much as people's willingness to put in the work required to maintain it has.
These days most people look for the easy way out... only to trade their problems for an entirely new set of problems.
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How come Chevy Chase suddenly stopped being funny about 20 years ago? Did he have his funny gland removed?
He made his money.
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What can be done during sex to keep from getting raw?
Foreplay.
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Today my gf said she wanted to see me. she wanted me to drive out n meet her somewhere, i said i couldnt cuz i was w/ my family. she gets mad n avoids talking. weve been together for 2 weeks n this is the 2nd time she got mad over something so dumn. help!
If your grammer is like your spelling, maybe she can't understand you.
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What do you think about computer hackers?
They've done more to IMPROVE technology than they get credit for.
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People who live in glass houses __________?
Should buy some damn curtains!
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If you owned a liquor store what would you name it?
The Chug-n-Puke.
I believe in truth in advertising.
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Some Americans claim they will leave the country if Obama wins in November. What would be your parting words to them?
Make sure to take the Baldwins with you!
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Do men find the woman with the largest breasts (Maxi Mounds) to be attractive with a hugely oversized bust?
That is just four star NASTY!!!
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Have you found the answer?
What's the question?
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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the church bell ringing?
Who died?
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Do you have a Uncle named Joe?
Yes
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Do you like camouflage clothing?
I wish I could find camoflage condoms so she couldn't see me coming!
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Tonight, when you go to bed, and begin drifting off to sleep. I will jump out of your closet and yell SURPRISE!! How will you react?
You mean after I crap my pants?
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In the US, why is a person who had one black and one white parent still considered black?
People need to get down with the swirl!
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How old where you when you came out as Heterosexual?
I'm actually a Lesbian trapped in a man's body.
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On a scale from 0-10 how much does Obama disgust you?
I don't even know the guy.
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Is it okay for a married person to play around with someone with the permission of their spouse?
Why did you two bother getting married if you did not want to live up to your promise of fidelity?
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Psalms 135:15-18 Why idolatry is present and promoted in the Catholic Church?
Great question!!!
Matthew 7:15-20
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What if Darth Vader has to use the bathroom?
Little known fact... his suit has a drop bottom.
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Why do people buy guns?
Well, I hunt and actually got some delicious pheasant last weekend.
I also own a revolver for target shooting, hunting and protection from large furry things with teeth when hiking.
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Am I the only one who thinks Sarah Palin is not attractive?
She's got that hot librarian thing goin' on!
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What should I name the lamb I'm getting for christmas?
Legga or Rackka
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Who among you loves geometry, just like me?
I could never get my horse to learn it
That's when I realized that you can't put Descarte before the horse.
Geometry jokes are hard to come by...
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Will they be riots if Obama wins or loses?
Um... Obama isn't black. His Mom was down with the swirl.
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Who do you think will win the presidential election in 2008?
the Lobbyists
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Never trust anyone over____________?
30
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Why am I so damn HOTT?
Menopause?
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What do you think about 'mail order' brides?
Difficult to ship.
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Love is ____________.
.
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I am 14, and he is turning 18. What can I say to convince him that it won't be illegal if we start going out together?
Say that you want to wait 4 years.
THEN it won't be illegal.
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How can atheists pretend to be good people when they have no true basis for morals? Aren't they are just copying the Judeo-Christian ones and claiming moral relativity?
I'm not an atheist but I still think this "question" is a poorly worded attack.
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Would you let your partner who molested your child move back in with you and your child? *watching a Lifetime movie
This would only happen in a Lifetime movie. They must think Women are morons.
Lifetime, movies for victims.
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Name a religion you would NOT consider converting to or joining?
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On the TV show Kitchen Nightmares, correct me if I'm wrong, but do these restaurant owners not ask for this guys help? If so, why do they argue with him so much?
If they didn't there would be no show!
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I'm an Atheist. Can anybody proove that what I believe is wrong?
Sounds more like you're the one having trouble dealing with it.
Why do you seek validation?
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What would you do if each time you went to the bathroom a person you knew died?
How do you know they don't?
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Do you think you should have the right to carry a concealed weapon in the USA? Does your state allow it?
Mine does and occasionally I do.
11 years with a concealed carry license and no "incidents".
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Do you lock your doors during the day when you at home?
Yes I do.
Condition yellow for a happier longer life.
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Anybody have lactating fetish i.e. drinking breast milk, squeezing breast for milk or exchanging cum for milk..?
I would love to be nursed!
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I've noticed that I've seen more Obama bumper stickers and also more McCain lawn signs. Why is this?
There ain't no lawns in the projects.
Plenty of grass though...
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I accidently got my "Member" stuck in the tailpipe of a 89 Jeep Grand Cheeroke any thoughts?
You're screwed.
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Who do you think is winning the debate?
The Lobbyists... same as usual.
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Im 12 and got caught shoplifting a $8 necklace whats the fine for my parents and claires said they would sue my parents in civil court what can they do?
They can start by taking away your computer priveledges.
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Should Pizza Hut change its name?
How about The Chum Bucket?
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If you could be any character from "Toy Story" who would you be?
Buzz Light Touch
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Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya...
You killed my Father... prepare to die.
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What is the first word that comes to your mind using the first letter "F"?
Firetruck
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Who would win in a fight? Emu kids or razor blades?
Emus can hold things?
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Has anyone ever had a crush on there teacher? why?
Yep
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Al Sharpton vs Jesse Jackson?
Their ego's would cancel each other out.
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Can someone please remind me why I wanted children?
Jose Cuervo talked you into it.
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What would you write on the moon for everyone to see?
PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD!!!
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If you could be a "superhero" what would you call yourself and what would your special "power" be?
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What can I do to make my wife feel she is a princess?
The dishes.
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Which is better a little dog or a big dog?
Cat.
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What hole do girls pee out of?
That would be their pee hole.
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Why do females use vibrators? when they can have sex with a guy?
Likey the same reason guys masturbate.
Sometimes you just want the good stuff without all the baggage.
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WHAT IS PLASMA IN REFERENCE TO THE 4TH STATE OF MATTER
Do your own homework? ;-)
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What exactly is the cause of girls getting pissed off while on their period?
How would YOU feel?
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I am sexually attracted to MALE horses, what should I do?
See Equus.
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Please don't get grossed out or anything, but, I'm curious... why do guys like to suck on boobs? I'm just wondering..
What's not to like?
Warm, soft, smell nice and a few lucky dudes get milk!
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Will weed kill you
No but lung cancer, heart disease and emphysema will.
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Will Sarah Palin's 'Obama pals with terrorists' jibe bite her in the ass?
Only if it's not true.
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What's everyone having for dinner tonight?
Too early for dinner here (US) but yours sounds GREAT!!!
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I need to ask this question..sorry I'm not being rude, but I find it hard to trust people who lead their life by a religion that is based on a collection of contradictions - what are your views on christianity?
My view is that all people... religious or not... live their lives based on a collection of contradictions.
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When your vehicle is pulled over by a police officer and they ask you "Do you know why I pulled you over?" what is the best response?
Does it have anything to do with the APB?
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Would a senseless idiot benefit by having some sensible friends?
No.
If you stick your hand in the mud does the mud get clean or does your hand get dirty?
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When did you get married?
5/10/86
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How much money do you have in your pocket at this moment?
I have a twig and berries.
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If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?
I think they would.
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I'm a 15 year old male, i just got caught masturbating by my parents...WTF do i do now?
Finish.
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Did your father use after shave lotion like Brut or Aqua Velva? If you are a male, would you use these brands or do you associate it with the 'older generation'?
Hai Karate
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What's better, a hairless or hairy vagina?
I prefer it neatly trimmed.
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Do you wash your hands after using the restroom? (Be honest)
Yes.
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Is there anything that doesn't eventually go bad over time???
the love of a good woman.
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Is there an easy, fast and not too hurtful way to kill one's self?
old age.
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when your hear the name 'Amy Winehouse'?
Her poor parents.
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If I go to Heaven, will I get 72 "out of the box" virgins, or will I get 72 "factory repaired" virgins? How do I know they will be Female virgins?
Actually you're going to get 72 VIRGINIANS.
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Being an atheist, is okay if I thank heaven for 7-11?
just don't say "Holy Cow". You might offend the cashier.
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Why does my teenage son only wear nylon pants?
Evidently because it pisses you off.
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Did you graduate high school a virgin?
Yes. Damn proud of it too!
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Whats killing your bank account more gas or groceries?
Neither. It's the idiots in Washington!
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Adam & Eve were doing a bang up job in the garden untill they discovered heterosexuality. Do you think Steve would have made a better helper?
You should read that again. You're a bit off on the details.
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Do you wish the USA election was over already?
Food for thought.
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Can you join me in congratulating AbsolutValu for asking a daring question?
INDEED!
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Is anyone else getting bored of people asking "Does anyone else want to congratulate *someone* on reaching level *something*?" questions? I know I am!
I'd like to congratulate you for posting this question.
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Which American actress has Kate Hudson as her mother?
Nice question... I almost said Goldie Hawn!
Well played! +5
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If there is not life on other planets, why did God create the universe? Was it necessary?
Maybe they're like cosmic wheel weights that keep everything spinning where it should be.
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Men: Which is better? Real or fake boobs? Big or small ones?
Not at all. Nothing beats natural breasts
Edit for reworded question: I prefer a "normal sized breast. Not too small but not freakishly huge either.
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What substance was Cinderella's slippers made out of?
Bacon.
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I started in-home bible study w/ Jehovah's Witness. My husband is afraid this is a cult and I am getting worried when I google their beliefs. Should I continue? It is convienient for them to come to me, I'm not looking to be drawn into any religion.
You could try www.watchtower.org
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Is it ok for a 12 year old to play with my unloaded gun?
NO!!
You'd have to be out of your mind to allow this.
Guns are NOT toys and should not be played with as such.
If it is your choice to educate your child about guns, it is better done when they are old enough to be taught to treat them with respect and caution as well as appreciate the ramifications of misusing them.
I really hope this is a hypothetical question.
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Do you admire astronauts more than you admire Hollywood celebrities?
Honestly I don't admire either.
I do recall a time in the 70's though when Astronauts were to be looked up to as pioneers into an unknown frontier.
As for Hollywood, it could burn to the ground tomorrow and we would be none the worse for it's "loss".
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Share an interesting or funny memory you have from a visit to Disney World?
Well, my Cousin and I went on Space Mountain just to get away from our parents and when she got off the ride she dropped a joint on the floor or the "rocket".
I scooped it up and handed it to her, convinced that on that looooong belt ride to the exit that we were going to be scooped up by Disney cops!
Scariest 5 minutes of my life!
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Have you ever seen your best friend naked?
Yes, I see my Wife naked all the time.
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How to avoid the police?
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What are the benefits of a delivery by C-Section?
No episiotomy and everything stays nice and tight!
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What is light as a feather, but no one can hold it for long?
A fart
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Your heart races, your breath gets short, and your palms begin to sweat, why?
Orgasm?
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Love or money which is better?
Love.
I can always make more money.
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Daniel Radcliffe appears nude during a scene in a play. Do you think this will tarnish his image from the "Harry Potter" series that he starred in?
i heard his wand lacks the magic.
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Can you press charges for fraud if a girl told you the baby was yours and 11 years later isnt
Did you help raise the kid for 11 years?
Do you love the kid?
It's yours... move on.
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What is the biggest desert in the world?
Antartica
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I was sleeping one day and something felt extremely good i opened my eyes and my female friend was riding me. is that a form of rape. although i have no problem with that at all.
Sounds to me like you consented.
No harm, no foul.
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Do you bank with WaMu? Because they just...failed.
They own my mortgage... maybe I won't have to pay!
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What do you think of when I say "Black"?
.
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Is it better to love a short girl than not a tall?
girls.
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My friend is getting really bad Migranes, that come with nose bleeds, and then he gets really dizzy.He won't go to the doctor he says it will probably get better sooner or later.Could there be something SERIOUSLY wrong with him.?
Sounds like High Blood Pressure
A.K.A Hypertension... the silent killer.
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What thumb (right or left) does a woman wear a ring to let everyone know she is a LESBIAN?
I think someone's pulling your chain... so to speak.
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Recently my vagina has started getting really wet during intercourse and its never happened before. I loose all friction is there a reason for this should i be worried?
Worry when it STOPS getting wet!
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Why do the Americans continue to use the metric system, when no-one else does? Do they realise how hard that makes it for me to do my physics research at 1AM?
We should use the metric system but we don't... put the crack pipe down!
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What would aliens think of the human race?
they would think it was a great time to try out their new planet smasher.
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If it was up to you to fix the economy, how would you do it?
Go back to a barter system.
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Where was your last itch located?(On body or place)
On my taint.
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SEX TOYS OR REAL THING?
GOT TO BE REAL!!!
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If I die and have my skull made into a bong, would you smoke me?
Wouldn't we have to "smoke you" first to get the skull?
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Have you checked your brake lights lately?
Yes, just tonight.
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What are purity balls?
Virgin testicles?
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Has anyone else noticed the meanies are on AB again?
They're everywhere!!
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What do you think of Jerry Lee Lewis when he married his 13 year old 2nd cousin? I think he was 21 at the time.
Was he actually breaking any law?
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If you love to BBQ outside, at what point in the year do you pack it all up til "next barbecue season"?
BBQ season is never over.
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Why do teenage people get pregnant at a young age?
I'm pretty sure sex has something to do with it.
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What is the hottest thing on earth?
My Wife.
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Do you believe revenge is a dish best served cold or piping hot?
Ice cold is preferable.
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What is humility?
It's a quality that far too many people lack these days.
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My best friend keeps lying to me, and I don't know what to, please anyone have any advice?
If your best friend treats you like that, I'd hate to meet your worst enemy.
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Whats your favorite thing to do when you 1st wake up?
Sex up the Mrs.
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What do you think of Ted Nugent?
Uncle Ted is AWESOME!!
I never listened to his music but a lot of his views are music to my ears!
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Can you describe your father in one word?
Dead
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What is the difference between hockey moms and soccer moms?
That's what I say. What's the difference?
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Would you vote for George Carlin as President?
At least he'd tell it to you straight.
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For decades George Carlin spoke about death in his stand up. Do you think that he was happy with the way he died?
I think he was just as pissed off as ever.
I wonder if he got his "two minute warning"!
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Where were you born, where do you live now and where would you like to live?
In a hospital.
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What do you think of the bikes they build at Orange County Choppers?
They suck as anything but display pieces.
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Why aren't you dead yet?
Because you're too damn slow.
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Who do you think is the hottest chick on earth
My Wife.
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Do you ever actually use algerbra in real life?
Not once in the 25 years since I got out of school.
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If a woman wears make-up, hair extensions, acrylic fingernails, a girdle and a padded bra, is she lying?
.
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Do you think John Mccain will die in office and if so would you vote for him just because you want to see a woman president?
Either way, there will be one.
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Hot sauce on scrambled eggs: Yes or No?
Oh my YES!!
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Men, If you had the chance to spend a weekend with your dream woman and do whatever you want with her and the only condition is she has to shit in your mouth before anything. Would you do it? (She would be eating plent of fiber so its very messy)
I'll pass thanks.
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What is the weirdest cult you've ever heard of?
.
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Steak sauce (on your steak): Yes or No?
Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!
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Jesus said "with god all things are possible". (matt 19:26) but paul said it's impossible for god to lie. (heb 6:18) who was right?
The answer as I see it is... both.
Just because something is "possible" does not mean it HAS to happen. It is just one of many "possibilities"
possible - Of uncertain likelihood.
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Have you come across any ridiculous warnings?
Preparation H - do not take orally
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Are you Angelic or Devilish?
Yes.
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Men. Would rather fuck a midget or a woman over 300 pounds?
Does fucking a 300 pound midget count?
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Why is it called a "blow job" if no blowing actually ever is expected or desired?
Because many get the job but blow it due to lack of technique! ;-)
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Should weed be illegal
What, like Dandelions?
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If you look to the right of you what do you see?
A cat enjoying a nap in the sun.
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Do you ever feel that the moderators can be downright mean?
Only as mean as the people they moderate are.
They're human beings. Treat them with respect and you are likely to get some in return.
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Should they change the name of engagement rings to "entrapment rings"
The "entrapment ring" is located a bit farther south...
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Cats or dogs?
Cats rule.
Dogs drool.
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My son is 28yrs old and i think he is being possessed so wat do we do?
Get rid of the Ouija board.
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What is Tinkerbell, the famous pet of Paris Hilton up to these days?
.
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Does Solange Knowles have any chance since her recent "foot in mouth" experience on a television interview? She seems kind of childish to me.
She's a spoiled brat that obviously has no concept of how broadcasting works.
Instead of asking, she assumed what happened and wound up making a huge ass of herself.
She needs a baby (diva) sitter.
.
She sounds like she's drunk.
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Knives or Guns?
Yes.
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What was the last pretty thing you seen today?
My Wife.
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Do you think that George Bush is responsible for high gax prices?
What's gax?
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What is the difference between a colonic and enema?
Well, an enema you can do at home but a colonic requires that you pay someone to shove something up your ass and flush you out.
Sounds like prostitution to me!
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What is one thing you'll never hear Laura Bush say?
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
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Have you flirted with me?
Dunno. You come here often?
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Looking back on the past week or so... What life lesson have you learned recently?
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What do you feel is the biggest obstacle John McCain has to overcome?
The last 8 years.
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If there were triplets in front of you and they all looked the same and were really sexy.....which would you choose the redhead blonde or brunett?
Redhead!
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What are some British superstitions?
Fear of Americans.
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Christians: The law says that a child is regarded as an adult at the age of 18. But does the Bible say when a person enters into adulthood? Or are children always under their parents rule, regardless of age?
Proverbs 23:22;
Listen to your father who caused your birth, and do not despise your mother just because she has grown old.
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Obscure fact ... who was the very first "Wendy"?
Wendy Darling.
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Why do men get turned on by lesbians but women don't get turned on by gays?
Because men are pigs.
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Who played Willy Wonka better? Johnny Depp or Gene Wilder?
Hands down, no contest... Gene Wilder!
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Who prays like a Roman with her eyes on fire?
Some chick in a Steely Dan song. I can't remember the name though.
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I took some photos with my Motorola Razr phone on Verizon and now it tells me "Attachment Too Big" and will not send it to my email. Why is this happening?
Ask Verizon? Google?
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Should there be any shame in admitting that I am proud to be a white man.
*GASP*!!!
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Is it good or bad that I love everybody?
It's very good.
Just take care as to who you TRUST.
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Do you remember when "dialing" a telephone actually involved a dial?
Yes.
In fact someone I know still has one in their basement and her Grandson wanted to know how it worked!
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Does Jar Jar Binks make George Bush look like a genius?
You made me laugh! +6!
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Burger King wants their franchise owners to keep their restaurants open until 2:00 a.m. Is it really healthy to eat so late at night?
It's unhealthy and unsafe for the workers.
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If you have to live in relative home three months，what should you do?
Be glad you have a roof over your head.
Remember it's their house and you are a guest. Helping out with chores and bills if possible would be good too.
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What's your favorite Blaxploitation movie?
.
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Does wanting to be a bachelorette for life mean that I am jaded?
No. It's your life, no one says you have to get married.
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What's "head" in slang?
http://www.head.com/
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I would like to get a small tattoo just above my ankle. This will be my first tattoo. How long would it typically take and is it more painful than say getting your nipple pierced?
Dunno about the ankle tattoo but gettin my nipples pierced hurt like a MOTHER!!!
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What comes to your mind when you hear: resort?
Last
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What are the side effects of cocaine? what do you really think about it - is it as bad as people make out?
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My husband thinks if a kid isn't beaten (or spanked as you child abusers in denial refer to it), they get away with everything they do. I know that's bull. Does anyone else agree or am I off in left field?
There's a big difference between being beaten (abused) and being spanked (disciplined).
And what sloppywet said.
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Let's ask Mr Owl.
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Is it okay to be a virgin at 16?
I was until 21. what's the big deal?
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What's the first song that comes to your mind for Weird Al Yankovic?
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What is the oldest thing you have in your house?
A Victrola from 1914.
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Who would win a race flying once around the earth neo from the matrix movies or superman
There is no Superman...
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What causes children to not have ambition or childhood dreams of careers?
Video Games. You never see kids playing outside anymore.
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Which is the better handgun? A pistol or a revolver?
I prefer a revolver. it's more... Gentlemanly. I like the mechanism and cleaning it.
As for semi-auto's having high capacity, that's true but you should be able to hit your target with LESS than six rounds.
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What is the easiest and quickest way to pass a swab drug test?
Don't do drugs... duh!
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Without looking, can you name the brand of soap that is in your shower right now?
Irish Spring
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Have you ever known someone who was a victim of domestic violence? Did their relationship ever get better, or did they have to leave?
They had to leave.
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Boob tattoos? I saw a girl at safeway yesterday who had a nice pair of tattoos there, would you?
Titoos rock!
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Man there are some ridicules questions coming up. Anyone else think so? See you all around. 08/10/2008.
Like this one?
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Are you a boy ar girl?
Yes.
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What will Isaac Hayes be best remembered for?
This is weird. I saw him die yesterday when AMC played Escape From NY.
Cue the Twilight Zone music!
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Which is the best bumper sticker you have come across?
I saw one today that almost made me fall off my bike.
It had a picture of a German Shepherd and it said, "My German Shepherd is smarter than your Honor Student".
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What one thing would you advise new Answer Baggers?
RUN!!!
Save yourselves... it's too late for us.
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Go on be honest whos scratching their butt right now?
Me.
Video to prove it.
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Any fellow ABers that you would like to thank for their kindness to you on AB?
I thank you all... for everything!
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Candy is dandy but, what is better?
I like ducks and pancakes.
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What is on your bathroom floor right now?
me.
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How old is too old to go clubbing?
When the baby seals start outrunning you.
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Would it be cheaper to maintain a horse to use as transportation then to pay these high gas prices?
Look at it this way, you can't eat your truck when it stops running.
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For being so small, why are hummingbirds so territorial?
Napoleon complex?
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If you were offered $50,000 to appear in an underwear ad, this very minute, would you do it?
If anyone is stupid enough to pay me that much... sure!
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Is zac efron gay?
No but his boyfriend is.
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Have you ever had sex somewhere you shouldnt of? if so tell us whereee..?
What, like in the back of a Volkswagen?
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Have you ever had sex somewhere you shouldnt of? if so tell us whereee..?
Where... like in the back of a Volkswagen?
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How do you feel about breastfeeding in public?
I don't care as long as someone breastfeeds ME!!
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When is it ok to slap your spouse?
When she says "I've been an bad girl Daddy, I deserve a spanking.".
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When will the first season of 'Moonlight' come out on DVD?
That show was AWESOME!!
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Aw, I seem to have my own low-level troll who is can only DR by -2 points. How long will it take for this individual to get a life and bother someone else?
Don't sweat it. They have short attention spans.
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Can anyone teach me how to hit a bong?
Use your forehead
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Is it true that meditation is dangerous in that emptying one's mind welcomes dark, evil spirits to take over or otherwise posess making the meditator weak and powerless?
Meditation is not the emptying of one's mind.
Quite the contrary... http://www.yourdictionary.com/meditate
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Is the death penalty justice?
Yes. If you take a life, your life is forfeit.
That is the penalty that society has agreed upon. When a murder is committed, the murderer agrees to the terms of that contract.
The murderer should be executed in the same way as his victim. Preferably by a member of their family.
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How many of you on answerbag ,know how to make and bake home made bread,pies , cookies , from scratch?
Me.
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What do you think of the latest cover of the New Yorker magazine, whick portrays the Obamas as terrorists, the and the flag burning, etc.?
Much ado about nothing.
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Ladies, have you been tempted to wear a bikini top to your job because it gets so unbearably hot sometimes?
I think all women should... kinda like Hawaiian Shirt Fridays
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They say time eases the pain of a broken heart... What happens to the people that can't let go? (me..)
You wind up wasting a lot of time on what will never be with a person who really isn't worth it.
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Tell me a traffic sign that best describes your love life?
MERGE!!
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Why are people still often using the N word? (Ni**a)
they're just plain ignant!
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Why do Atheists celebrate Christmas?
I'm not an Atheist but perhaps you might want to look a bit into the Holiday before posting these types of questions.
http://www.history.com/minisite.do?content_type=Minisite_Generic&content_type_id=1252&display_order=1&mini_id=1290
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If you found out that your husband had a mistress for the past several years, whom would you confront first and what would you say?
Whatever you do, don't ask "What does she do that I don't do?"
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What would happen if oil was discovered on another planet in the solar system?
We could destroy someone else's home too!
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What are the disadvantages of being a mistress?
You're not good enough for him to stay with.
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The AB cruise ship is departing. I will be your cruise director. We need passengers and staff. Where would you like to go? What on board activities would you like to participate in?
Staff: put me in your troll eradication squad.
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Do you find Carrot Top's brand of comedy amusing or cheap and stupid?
I've never seen his act.
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What is the installation code for the sims 2 H&M fashion?
Look in your manual on the back page.
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Is short hair ever more sexy on a woman than long hair?
Yes.
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Which is the best bumper sticker you have come across?
My kid sells drugs to your honor student
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What is your favorite thing to ride?
My Wife.
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In the summer time, why can't we just run around naked?
I don't feel like tripping over my balls.
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Which celebrity do you think will die next?
Macht nicht.
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Why do female entertainers, pop stars, strippers etc like touching themselves?
Because no one else will.
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Why do you think racism still exists in the world today?
Yes.
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Could you stay faithful to the right person?
Yes.
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Is it true that Jesse Jackson used the N word during a break in a TV interview where he criticized Obama?
I don't think so but he did say he wanted to cut his nuts off.
Sharpton was going to call for Jessie's firing but then he realized that the guy doesn't have a job!
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Ok so ive been seeing the number 38 where ever i look, at first it was entertaining, then creepy, and now its just plain annoying! i look at the clock and its (something):38 all the time, caller ID has 38 calls, all over the place! any advice or info?
Get back on your meds.
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How long have you been in your present profession?
10 years
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Tearing paper: why are you doing it?
Because it annoys you.
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Where does Bill Gates live?
In a house.
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Has your mate ever caught you pleasuring yourself?
No but she likes to watch.
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What informs society?
TMZ
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My dog started panting heavily today when he laid down. I hadn't observed this behavior before and am wondering if I should be concerned or is this just his way of cooling down on a warm day?
Did you give him any water?
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Do you have a motorcycle license if no why
Yes.
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Why is the answer no?
Because I said so.
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What's a good dish to order at strip clubs that serve food?
A shot... of penicillin.
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What is the worst thing someone has said to you about your depression?
"Snap out of it"
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What are the benefits of being a mistress?
If he don't give you what you want, you drop a dime to the Mrs!
Then again, you might wind up like Chandra Levey if you try that.
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Sometimes, I will stop and walk around a cemetery. If you visit a cemetery, what is your reason behind it?
I like to look at the really old headstones. It's always so peaceful there.
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High, Medium, or Low Cut Socks?
Low
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Agree or disagree? Gays are perfect and wonderful in every way. Therefore, they should never be criticized or held accountable for their actions because they do no wrong.
I don't think that statement applies to anyone, regardless of their orientation.
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If you could write a message in a fortune cookie...what would it be? Who would you give it to?
"This cookie was poisoned."
I'd let a random person get it.
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Where is the best place to have public sex
In public
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What is your favorite beverage to have for breakfast?
Bong water
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How do you get all the anger and hostility out of your system?
I haven't figured that out yet. it's currently in a locker in the back of my mind.
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Is unsubscribing = being a wuss?
No.
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On the bus of life, do you sit in the front, the back, or somewhere in the middle?
I'M DRIVIN' BEYATCHES!!
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What is the wisest proverb?
Watch out where the Huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow.
-- Frank Zappa
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When you were a kid, did one of your peers show you a "girlie magazine"?
Yes, I was about 8 and it was a Playboy. I remember the picture being very nice but I had no idea what the big deal was.
It was just a picture of a beautiful woman as far as I knew.
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Did Schindler rescue the Jews to please others, or did he rescue them our of a subconscious desire to please him self?
I'm pretty sure he did it because it was the right thing to do.
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What does the Good Samaritan Law do? Does it mean I have a duty to rescue someone in peril?
According to my Red Cross training, you are under NO legal obligation to help anyone.
What the Good Samaritan Law does is protect you from being sued as long as you don't try to act beyond your training.
For instance if you're trained in CPR & First Aid, you wouldn't try to perform a tracheotomey.
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If you were legally obligated to help, this would mean that people who...
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Who wouldn't you mind kissing?
My Wife.
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Rum, rum, rum, how much do we love rum here on ab?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
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I smell like an ashtray, how can i rid myself of this awful smell?
Quit smoking.
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Do you feel that Al Sharpton is racist?
Just a little bit...
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Whenever somebody sneezes I say "Bless you" out of good manners but I'm an Atheist.....is this hypocritical?
You could simply hand them a tissue.
Certainly more practical for the moment.
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What are your opinions on Nassau County, NY listing names and photographs of all DWI arrests they make on a website?
How about sewing a nice scarlet letter on their shirts as well?
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What went through George W Bush's mind when everyone found out there were NO WMD's in Iraq?
Quiet Dick, mebbe nobody'll notice!
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Wow this is going to be wierd. have you ever had a pet that was so close to you that when they passed away you just had a real hard time getting past it?
Yes. :-(
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Have you ever changed clothes in a car?
Sure. At a water park.
The back of an Explorer really isn't that big. :-(
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How can you tell if a baby rabbit is a boy or girl? I'm guessing it is about a week old, give or take.
Boy rabbits have a carrot and girl rabbits don't.
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Have you ever eaten corn right outta the can?
No way! That's a great way to get hepatitis!
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Have you ever moderated an online forum before?
Yes, if being an Admin counts.
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I have bought an acre of moon. Am I stupid?
Tell Bai Ling we all said "Hi".
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Would you be happier if you never had to struggle for anything you really wanted?
I think I could deal with that.
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Madonna's upcoming tour is called "Sticky and Sweet". What could she possibly be describing?
Her "box" of Crackerjack? Caramel, popcorn and penis with an adult toy surprise!
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How did michael Jackson turn white?
Because you touch yourself at night.
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Did Jessie Jackson have a right to say what he said about Barak Obama?
Certainly he does. He also has the obligation to deal with the consequences.
Does anyone know when he'll be appearing on Al Sharpton's show to apologize to the Black community?
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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "sugar"
Mel Gibson... sugar t*ts.
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Why do guys over 40 want to be with young girls?
More importantly, why do young girls want to be with guys over 40?
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When a man is sentenced to jail time what happens with his family if they are financially dependent on him?
They're pretty much screwed.
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Is the war on drugs a winnable war?
It is working just as well as prohibition did.
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When a guy says to a girl "I want to smell you on me all day", is he referring to her vagina or her perfume?
I would say the lovely juices that she makes.
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Is the Drug War self perpetuating?
All wars are.
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How do know if someone on AB might be god in another form?
EDIT: Sorry, misread the question.
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Goldfish or cheese its?
Cheese tits.
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If the US is an illegal bandit state like Israel, is the Constitution a hypocritical document?
That would depend on which country you live in. ;-)
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Have you ever thought about becoming a certified genealogist?
I considered taking a crack at it once.
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In the year 1201, a woman was 35 years old. In the year 1206, the same woman was 30. How is this possilbe?
She changed rooms before her birthday?
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Do you prefer to sleep Naked or do you like your PJ's?
naked.
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What do you call four naked men?
I wouldn't call them.
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What would be your reaction to seeing a young mom pushing a baby carriage while drinking a beer?
She's a Mother... not Mother Teresa!
Give her a break, maybe she NEEDS a beer after being with the kid all day!
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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?
This item displays the approximate capacity of the disk drive. Usually the size is slightly greater than the size of a formatted disk given by a disk-checking program.
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Do men suffer more than women when they get a common cold?
Women suffer more, they just don't complain as much.
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Who would win, Captain Kirk, or Captain Picard?
Kirk would kick Picard's ass and still have time to nail the green chick!
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I am a straight male that was thinking about trying things with my bestfreind.(witch is a guy) Doctor phill said that it wasnt gay to try new things such as BJ and anul sex if you dont do it for love. Is this true? Please help.
You're gonna listen to Dr Phil?
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Why did God make woman so attractive to me I can't stop loving woman but I have a wife to think about is it wrong on my part to still love woman even when I am married NO I have not cheated on my wife
Snap out of it. You're not an animal, try some self control.
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Why are cattle fed meat and bone meal,when they are suppose to be fed grain and let to eat grass as they are vegetarians,and how can that be healthy for the public?
Because people are greedy.
This is why I've cut back on beef.
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What were Bob Marley's last words?
Hey Humphrey... Don't Bogart that joint!
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What should I do if I want a girl to kick me in the nuts?
Why??
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Who invented chicken and waffles?
The way I heard it told on FoodTV was that in Harlem the Musicians used to finish areound 3am and could never decide if they should have dinner or breakfast so this one guy started serving Chicken & Waffles.
I can't remember the name of the place though!!
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If love was a flavor, what would it taste like?
Tequila.
Tila Tequila to be exact!
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Do painkillers really "kill" the pain?
No.
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Are you happy when miserable, cheating whores don't win any money on "The Moment of Truth"?
Oooops... double post.
Sorry!
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Whats the best way to "re-kill" a zombie?
BOOM... HEAD SHOT!!!
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If someone were to wish you dead, what would you say or feel?
I'd feel very sorry for someone who had anger issues like that.
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If someone says horrible things in a comment thread and AB Community Leaders remove it, does that mean the words were never expressed?
No but it does say volumes about the person who said it.
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Do you wish you could be the opposite gender for a day, for the sake of curiosity?
I'd be playing with myself ALL day!
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Do you think that those that are in the Penalty Box will ever have a designation on their name for the time they are being banned from AB?
Most sites have a "Maintenance Thread" that only Admins can go into. All incidents are logged there as a record for when action needs to be taken.
I'd imagine AB has such a feature for the CL's and Admins.
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Are there any things that can really piss you off at a moments notice? For example, a couple of mine are a man hitting a woman and the sight/sound of Hitler.
Movies that portray rape.
And trolls.
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Are you happy when miserable, cheating whores don't win any money on "The Moment of Truth"?
People usually get what they deserve.
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Is Tweety Bird from Looney Tunes a boy or a girl? How do you know?
Yes.
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GUESS MY FIRST NAME(WHOEVER GUESSES IT RIGHT I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR)?
Rumpelstiltskin.
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Is Elmo a boy or a girl?
Yes.
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If you could wish a disease and/or mode of death on someone you truly hate, what would it be?
I wouldn't wish a disease on anyone... Karma is a bitch!
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Are you happy when miserable, cheating whores don't win any money on "The Moment of Truth"?
I saw the one with the girl who was dating "Nick".
You've got to be one sick twisted piece of work to tell your dirt for money.
I'm glad she blew it at the end!
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What is your favorite song by the Electric Light Orchestra?
Mr Blue Sky...
The old...
and the new...
.
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Turkey burger, buffalo burger, or normal beef burger?
Boca Burgers are good.
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What would you do if a black belt ninja midget wanted to fight you?
Just like Jim Carey... I'd get my ass beat!
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Do you think it would be attractive for me to get my nipples pierced? I am a 43 year old female.
I think it looks hot! Think you can stand the pain?
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Have you used any additives that you put in your gas to get better gas mileage? Do they really work or is it a scam?
Sure it works... it gets $2.99 out of your pocket!
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What's the lowest you remember gas prices being, at any point in time, anywhere in the country (USA)?
This old fart remembers it at 25 cents.
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What comic strip did you get hooked on as a kid?
Pogo and Doonesbury.
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Do you like eating raw oysters?
Oh yeah!
Oysters from different waters taste different.
The best ones I ever had were at Legal Seafood.
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What would be the best way to provoke you?
I could tell you but it's so much more fun to let you find out on your own through trial and ERROR.
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Would you rather live in a society where everyone owned a gun, or no one owned a gun?
An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.
~~Robert A. Heinlein
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Why is marrying a close relation against the law? Surely the only thing that should be against the law is having children with a close relation?
Not that I support this behavior but the law has always puzzled me.
It's OK to have sex with your Cousin... unless you marry them.
/hypocrisy
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Could you turn your hobby or other interests into a career or business?
It could but that's usually when it stops being enjoyable.
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What are some foods that you will eat raw other than vegetables?
Oysters, clams, sushi.
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Is it harmful to my gun to let the slide slam shut on an emty chamber?
Considering the forces exerted on the slide, I would say it's not a problem. I know some people have a phobia about this but I've never had any problems from doing it.
As CannedHam said, all parts should be well maintained.
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Should I tell my friends and boyfriend I'm diabetic?
Yes!
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I left a tampon in for over a month cause i couldn't find the string and it finally came out is there anything i can use to clean self out with?
I'm calling BS on this question.
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Is euthanasia moral or immoral?
Yes.
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Did Monica Lewinsky make it into the history books, after all?
She tried but wound up blowing it. I guess she just couldn't keep her mouth shut.
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What are your plans for this Memorial Day weekend?
Sleeping late!
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Cat owners: Do you head bop or do other "special" welcomes with your cat?
I had a cat years ago that used to head bop me. He's been dead for a few years and none of the cats since will do it.
I miss that.
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Why is it "dirty pool" to directly question or criticize a person's religion? Is it because we all know that deep down most religious people know it's a load of bull and polite society is expected to not expose the fact?
Likely because the questions are posed as rudely as yours is.
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Are you the owner of a lonely heart?
90125
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A 13 year old boy with Autism was banned from going to church. Do you think that's acceptable?
If this happened in the Unites States, I believe it may be illegal to prohibit a person from going to a public place.
Link the source of this story please.
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Today, I wanted a certain type of food, was going to ask hubby to get it on the way home but didn't want to bother him. When I came home, he had the food I was craving. Do you think married people can communicate telepathetically?
It's like you guys had ESPN or something!
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At the drug store, the tattle rag headlines are trying to make people feel sorry for Jessica Simpson. I don't feel sorry for her that her love life is not in high gear, she is still beautiful, rich and talented. What do you think?
Her problems pale compared to those of others. She has food and a roof over her ditzy little head. Many around the world do not.
Feel sorry for THEM!
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I'm dating a Mormon and i am unsure how he thinks of our relationship. Does he consider it serious or not b/c i don't share his religion? Also, are they affectionate people? Or not b/c they think it's possibly un-clean?
Why don't you ask HIM?
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Can i join the anti troll coalition? how do i become a member?
WOO!! We can call it the Anti Troll Patrol!
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For those Christians who believe there are no contradictions in the Bible, how do you explain/connect the differences in the two written accounts of the death of Judas?
Bizzibee's answer is correct.
If it were written the same, some (not you of course) would be screaming "SEE??? THEY COPIED EACH OTHER!".
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What do you do if your traveling companion dies on the airplane half way to your destination?
Hope we landed before they started "leaking".
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Resee cups or kit-kat bars?
Kit Kat!!
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When will you reach level 100 in AB?
Right after you reach 99
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Would you get a tattoo for a dare?
No. I got mine because I wanted to.
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If i said i love you guys 'would you hold it against me?
Define "it"
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Would you rather be happy or know the truth?
You can't be truly happy if you don't know the truth.
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Does David Hasselhoff sing?
The Germans think he does.
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Do "Adult content, under 18, leave" warnings on web sites really work or is it just a flashing sign to teens "HERE'S THE PORN"
Yes.
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Do you like the scent of Patchouli?
It is one of the most erotic smells I've ever encountered.
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I was a chronic marijuana smoker. I quit pot for a week or so and then smoked a joint and 1/2. I now have 20 days or so until my p test. I am 5'7 and wiegh 140 pounds. Took a home test that was approved by the FDA and failed. Will I PASS?
Hey, here's an idea... stop smoking weed!
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If You have two choices which would you pick 1. Get a house you've always wanted for free with out any charge. 2. Get one hundred billion $'s
I could do more good with 100 Billion than a free house.
The money.
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In the movie, "Freddy vs. Jason", who won?
the investors.
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Any idea why is there so much violence in schools?
Yes.
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Can i email the AB staff?
Outlook works well.
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Are you named after your mother or father >?
Yes.
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Men: do you prefer women in makeup or no? What's 'just right' in your mind?
When I started dating my Wife, I asked her to STOP wearing makeup.
22 years later and I still think she's beautiful.
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How did hitler convince people to willingly join the nazi party
He used the same tactic as every other politician has throughout time.
He lied to them.
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What is/ was the best game show in history?
Let's Make a Deal.
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Is anyone here at AB prejiduce?
d
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Was there ever a time that the price of gas wasn't too high?
No. It's all relative.
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My rabbit died recently and after making a nice stew decided that I might invest in more pets, do you think its a good idea?
Why invest? Just follow a PETA van, they're bound to dump the bodies of the animals they "adopted" from shelters sooner of later.
They seem to like supermarket dumpsters.
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What kind of person destroys a celebration?
The destructive kind.
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In your opinion what is the best Rolling Stones song?
Angie
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Does it upset you off when the toilet paper roll is on the wrong way?
It used to but these days I'm just glad someone put a new roll on.
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Has you fantasized about anyone of the same sex?
Yes, I fantasize about my Wife all the time. After all these years, she's still the same sex.
Does that count?
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Who remembers the Giant Sweet Tarts that made your tongue bleed? Was that not real candy? Was was your favorite hard candy?
YES!! They were the size of hockey pucks!
I liked the two foot long Pixie Stix... and Marathon bars!
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How can I learn to yodel?
From Franzl Lang
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Who is your favorite character on the Addams Family?
I remember having a little crush on Wednesday. She was dark and complicated.
I'm talking about the ORIGINAL series!
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Is this issue over the Miley Cyrus (AKA Hannah Montana) Vanity Fair spread *really* as crucial as the media is making it out to be? Do you think the controversy has a legitimate basis?
I saw the photo on the news and find it distubing. There's enough weirdos out there preying on kids without fueling the sickness with "art" photos.
What's up with these Disney kids lately?
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Where is the worst place to be sunburned?
I would imagine on your naughty bits.
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Make a sentince that ends with the word Love.
What's a sentince?
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I have a plastic bottle in my bedroom so I can pee in, cuz it's convenient and if I wake up in the middle of the night I need to walk all the way to the toilet and I can't fall asleep afterwards. My roommate found out and was disgusted, is it a bad habit?
Dude... that's foul.
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I just found out that none of my local pizza places are delivering anymore due to gas prices. What's next?
Holy crap, you might actually have to... COOK FOR YOURSELF!!!
NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo...........
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Do you like cilantro? It's pretty much a yes or no answer, so don't feel pressured into backing it up with your life story.
YES!!
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What do you find most attractive on the opposite sex?
I find myself most attractive on the opposite sex.
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WHATS A GOOD GIFT TO GET A PERGANT TEACHER?
If she's your English teacher, she doesn't deserve a gift.
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How does one procure Fairy Dust?
A spanking usually does the trick and a good time is had by all!
http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll49/rpwdh/thTinkerbellSpank.gif
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Where is the trap door to the Rancor?
You're standing on it.
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Have larg bullit hole in a car door' an blood stains everywhere' how can i cover it or clean it?
Bullitt?
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If the old testament was written about 3000 years before Christianity was a religion, then why do Christians put so much faith into it?
Actually it's more accurately calld the Hebrew scriptures. As opposed to the Greek scriptures. This of course refers to the languages they were originally written in.
They are neither "new" or "old" but have a bearing on each other.
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How has feminism impacted American culture?
The same way as racism has. It's divided people and done more harm than good.
ALL people should be treated with respect regardless of sex.
Oh wait... that makes too much sense and we can't raise funds to support that type of "movement"
My bad...
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What type of acid is best to get rid of dna'?
You're better off just buying a new keyboard. They're pretty cheap these days.
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Is it a sin to get tattoos?
Only you can answer this.
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How come murdering a pregnant woman is double homicide but abortion is legal?
GREAT question! I wish I could give you more than +5.
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Why dog killed a rabbit today? How will I know that the rabbit had rabies?
Because that's what dogs do.
Take what's left of the rabbit to the Vet and have it tested, unless your dog is up to date on its rabies shots. In that case you should be safe.
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Guys, is it a turn on if your girl pouts, and extends that lip?
yes.
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Can you name an unmarried, pregnant celebrity? No duplicates please.
It's a lot harder to name one that's NOT these days!
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What would be the wrong thing to say to someone in the next bathroom stall?
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What would be the wrong thing to say to someone in the next bathroom stall?
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What's the most amount of orgasms you've had in one day?
I lost track after I passed out.
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Can you pop open a bra with just one hand or does it take you two hands?
Actually, my Wife is more than willing to remove it at my request.
So I guess I can do it with NO hands.
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Is your grandmother still alive?
No.
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Why do white people's parents wont let them date a black person? All black people aren't the same.
I'm pretty sure a Black parent would feel the same about a White person dating their kid.
Either way it's stupid.
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How can I keep deer from eating my ivy and bushes?
Big stick go BOOM!
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How many horse manes went into the weaving of Amy Winehouse's beehive?
Likely the equuivalent amount of horse teeth that went into her mouth.
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So, who is the twelfth and final human Cylon aboard the Galactica?
It's fracking Adama!!!
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Are tattoos on women nasty?
SEX-AY!!
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How short a skirt is appropriate for a woman to wear if she is commando?
http://www.popcrunch.com/emma-watson-crotch-shot-emma-watson-upskirt/
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What is the most polite term to use when referring to one's private parts?
I usually refer to it as "my junk"
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My boyfriend plays guitar. Has amps, guitar picks, cases. etc. What should i get him to show that i support him with his guitar playing?
Some sheet music may be nice.
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How did the cops in New York come out not guilty for shooting Sean Bell 50 times and killing him and all he had was a wallet? Why wasn't there a jury present for the trial? Was the judge payed off?
I think you're confusing the Diallo case with the Bell case.
As for the rest, I have no idea.
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Why don't women like kinky sex?
Because you're UGLY!
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If you were the last person left on Earth, what would you do?
What do you care? You won't be there!
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Did nixon ever admit that he was a crook? Or did Ford just pardon him, and that was the end of it?
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Is there anything more boring than a plain white cracker?
No cracker :-(
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If someone told you the word,"Robert", what comes to your mind instantly?
Jeremiah Johnson
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What is Star Jones Reynolds doing after the view? I liked her, I dont know why some peeps didnt. I met her in person, she treated me special.
You're lucky she didn't eat you!
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Cats or dogs?
Cats rule.
Dogs drool.
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My dog passes out , she will stop breathing for a short time then " comes back to life" she wont walk around too much and seems to drink a lot of water
Narcolepsy?
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Is there a nice way of calling someone a moron?
"Tell me, did your parents have any children that survived?"
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Does putting a drop of bleach in drug test make you urine clear
It works like a charm!
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My daughter and I are off tomorrow. Should we clean this messy house or should we pamper ourselves?
It'll be there when you get back!
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What does Bill do with all that money?
Hookers and blow.
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What does Bill do with all that money?
Lap Dances.
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If PETA are suggesting that beef should be raised in test tubes type environments instead of slaughtering cattle, what would they suggest happen to all the calves that are born each year to milking cows?
www.petakillsanimals.com
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Do they have broadband in hell?
Yeah but it's CABLE!
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What is the nationality profile of Answerbag?
Everyone on AB lives in a nation.
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I am in love with my ex-wife. She is with a new guy and has a kid with him. I think they are planning to marry. I have told her how I feel and she says I am lying. What should I do?
Move on. That part of your life is over. Time to make a new life for yourself.
I wish you peace.
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Are you ready to wear a swimsuit out in public?
The real question should be "are you ready to see me in a swimsuit"?
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Do guys really prefer slutty girls over good girls?
No.
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Do guys just want one thing?
Yes, the big piece of chicken.
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Is love worth the pain?
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Who's your favorite Food Network star and why?
Who remembers the FoodTV show called Too Hot Tamales?
http://marysueandsusan.com/recipes/cwtht.htm
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What could your spouse do to you for you to think about or consider getting a divorce?
Thankfully, I don't know.
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What are the two major sections of the Bible?
They are more accurately reffered to as the Hebrew and Greek Scriptures.
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Who's your favorite Food Network star and why?
Alton Brown.
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I'm thinking of starting to learn how to play the (acoustic) guitar, any advice/tips?
I'm starting as well. Here's a good site that may help.
http://guitar.about.com/library/blguitarlessonarchive.htm
I'm currently using a DVD set I came accross but bought my first sheet music today. John Denver and Dan Fogelberg. I figure I have to put my toe in the water sometime!
Just be patient with yourself. It takes time to build up some callouses on your fingertips....
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Favorite TV cook: Emeril, Rachael Ray, Alton Brown or Giada Delaurentis?
Alton Brown puts all those other no talent hacks to shame!
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Would it be wrong to classify a machinegun as a weapon-of-mass-destruction? Isn't that exactly what it's designed for?
No, it's not.
http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Weapons_of_mass_destruction
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If you are PENALTY BOXED, would you hate AB?
I was PB'd twice but in all honesty, I deserved it so it was a learning experience for me.
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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "sugar"
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Why don't Werewolves hunt in packs?
It's a little known fact that we do.
The strength of the wolf is the pack and the strength of the pack is the wolf.
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What are "salad days"?
Have you been watching Good Eats again?
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What are your thoughts on the Pina Colada Song?
I never liked it. It kinda says it's better to bolt than work out your problems.
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How does being a first lady for 8 years make you experienced?
I get the feeling that she wasn't Bill's first lady... or last!
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Hey just a quick question, my mormon friend told me that she and her family keep the sabbath day holy. What exactly does this mean?
Why don't you ask her?
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This guy caught his gf cheating on him w/her cousin. When confronted she said,"this is the 21st century people are more openminded and he should be too" what are your thoughts?
I think I'd need to leave before I opened both of their minds.
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How many such "Popemobiles" exist and who designs them?
C'mon down to VATICAN CITY MOTORS where we will cut you a HEAVENLY deal on the few used Popemobiles we have left in stock.
Never driven over 30 MPH and only one bullet hole!
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Why do some cats have six toes?
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When the moderators are checking out a duplicate flagged question, why don't they always keep the oldest question and reject the new one?
um... email a mod?
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Could you live in the wild by yourself?
I would need my Wife and my Bow.
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What is a rainbow made of
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In wisconsin does childsupport get paid from workmans comp
um... ask your Lawyer?
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The Dr. Phil show bailed out the ringleader of the teen suspects that ganged up on a girl because they 'have exclusive rights to the story'. What the %#*@??? This is why our future, our children are in crisis. Your thoughts?
Dr Phil is an Enabler?
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Is possesion of a concealed weapon by a convicted felon considerd a violent crime in ms
um... ask your parole officer?
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After you shower which body part do you usually dry first?
My head
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Can someone please answer me as to what this small lump on the side of my neck could be? I have mono, so could it be something relating to that?
It "could" be an alien implant like Scully had on The X-Files.
I suggest you go to a Doctor and find out what it "is".
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For those of you who are married... The American Institute of Family Relations claims that the wife's mother is the most frequent troublemaker in marriages. Do you find this to be true?
No. She annoys me at times but I think that's a result the way I take things.
She's got a heart of gold and will help anyone but tends to be "inquisituive".
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Could you sell your house and live in a RV?
Heck yeah! Some of those are NICER than houses!
No property tax either.
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Are you a animal lover?
Before I answer, define "lover".
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You usually hear murderers get life in prison w/o parole or sometimes even the death penalty. So why is Charles Manson even ALLOWED to seek parole in 2012? How did he get such an easy sentence?
EASY???
Can you imagine having to go to a parole hearing every few years KNOWING that there's no way they will ever let you back on the street?
He's in until he leaves with the Coroner.
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What is Victoria's 'secret'?
Her name is really Victor.
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I showed my christian friend an article about the new sins created by the church. he said well i guess i can't be a genetic engineer then (he was completly serious). what are your thought on his reaction?
It's his personal choice to pursue (or not) any interest.
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What do you think about Sheriff Raff -Answerhag? Isn't she mean and bossy?
Wow... you're SO hardcore!
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Pee-Pee?
SHADDAP!!
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What is your opinion on this: A man committed suicide and his heart was donated to another man. That man started dating the donor's girlfriend and killed himself twelve years later? (true story).
She killed him twice!!
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I've been an atheist and outspoken critic of God for most of my life. I've now had a change of heart. I've read the Bible and became heartbroken when I read Matthew 12:31-32. Does this scripture mean that Jesus will never forgive me?
In the first century, a member of the Sanhedrin named Saul was a persecutor of Christians. He literally hunted them down and had them thrown into jail or put to death.
He converted to Christianity and started going by the name of Paul (the apostle Paul) and later referred to himself as "the foremost" of sinners because of his past deeds.
No one can tell you whether or not you...
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Ladies does your S/O give you a hard time when you sunbathe topless at the beach and if so why?
I would love it if my Wife could let "the girls" run free. Guys get to do it, what's the big deal?
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The Chinese are "chipping" their children with GPS devices able to track where they are at every moment of every day...Europe has been considering doing something similar...And now it is being discussed in the US...Anybody else see this as incredibly bad?
Escape from NY time!
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I have an older cat that prefers to drink running water. He does drink often from the water bowls, but if a sink or tub faucet is turned on, he's right there lapping it right as it comes out. Is this unusual? What would make a cat drink like that?
Not unusual at all. Cats LOVE running water for some reason.
You should still fill the water bowl though, they use that as well.
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What do you think of Obama's comment: "And it's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations,"
I didn't know Obama was a member of the Bilderberg group.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3773019.stm
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Is it common for people to pass away while on the toilet?
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I am converting to Mormonism to marry a Mormon. My family is not converting with me. Is it true they cannot attend the wedding?
If you're converting to Mormonism, you should already know the answer to this.
I'm calling B.S. on this question.
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What is the best quote from the movie Clerks?
I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!
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Why do women get tattoos? I don't get it.
I guess for the same reason guys do.
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Is there a way for me to get pregnant by my guy if he's had a visectomy?? I've heard that there is a very slim chance?!!??! (true??) I am 40, but had twins four years ago; and a miscarrage three years ago.
He had a vise removed?
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If you were diagnosed, or have functional difficulties because of, mental illness and a group was formed to be tailored to your needs&wants, what would you want?
Batman Underoos.
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HOW DO YOU DISARM AIRBAGS ON 1995 TORUS?
You don't.
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Anyone have a really good cure for rug burn?
Lay down a towel next time!
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Are you considering stockpiling nonperishables for the coming recession?
Canning is making a comeback!
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Do atheists consider questioning evolution to be blasphemy?
As I understand it, Atheism is not a religious belief so there can be no claim of Blasphemy.
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What type of handwriting do you have?
Sloppy.
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If a Jehovah's Witness was involved in a car accident and his children were badly injured and in need of blood transfusions to save their lives, would his/her faith forbid this, or would it be okay to save lives?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=bloodless+surgery&spell=1
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Do you like the clothes they sell at target?
Yes.
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How would Jehova's witnesses react if I kept knocking on their door to tell them there is no God?
Perhaps you could thank them as well... http://www.freedomforum.org/templates/document.asp?documentID=16440
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What would earth be like if the planet was run by dogs and man didn't exist?
There would be no Answerbag.
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Is country music really dying? (in your opinion)...
Heck no... though most of what's put out these days is NOT Country. Not like it used to be.
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Will the cigarette companies ever choose the health of people over making money and stop producing cigarettes?
Better to ask that question about the Government.
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Which is better: Your cursive or printing?
Legible
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What is your favorite Ray Price song? (if you even know who Ray Price is)
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Who can make a yo momma joke better than me?
Yo mama is SO fat, she went out wearing her "X" jacket and a helicopter tried to land on her back.
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A Venezuelan TV channel yanked "The Simpsons" because it may be inappropriate for children and replaced it with "Baywatch Hawaii." In your opinion, which (if either) is more suitable for children?
That depends on the culture. If you look at what most of South America and Eurpoe show on "regular" TV, Baywatch Hawaii may be the tamest thing they show.
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Homosexuals have been designated an area in a Copenhagen cemetery. Do you think this is wise? Could it be just an opportunity for gay-haters to desecrate the graves?
They really did it to keep "the breeders" out.
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If adam and eve were the first humans and they gave birth to two boys, who did they have sex with to create the next generation? are we all the final product of the original incest according to the bible?
Why can't people use the search feature before asking a question for the umpteenth time?
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Do you remove people from your friends list? Why?
Yes.
Bye.
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Do you listen to songs while you play AB?
Yes.
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What do you think about in the shower?
If my Wife were there we could have some good clean fun!
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Why do people (both men and women) think dating a married person is ever a good idea?
Selfishness.
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Is there a weapon in exsistence that can vaporize someone?
One of my beer farts.
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How many people would need to remain alive on earth for the human race to survive and repopulate after a great global disaster?
Two of the opposite sex.
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How amazing is family guy?
Even I have to say it's become suck-tastic.
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Fried green tomato's, or fried okra?
They're both winners but if I had to choose... fried okra.
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Do you use tofu in your cooking?
Yes, it actually takes on the flavor of whatever you're cooking. A good thing since it tastes like NOTHING on it's own.
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Name 3 things that you always have on you?
A knife, flashlight and lighter.
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How are vegetarian foods promoted?
If you look in the grocery store you'll see that they're marketed as "meat"... well actually a meat alternative but still the marketing relies HEAVILY on the image of meat.
If you're contemplating becoming a vegetarian (which I'm not) you may be better off finding a good cookbook and making the meals yourself.
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Meat eaters: you'd stop eating meat if it added how many years to your life?
Blasphemy and Heresey!!!
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What is best to learn, electric guitar, or a acoustic guitar?
I'm starting out on acoustic so I'd have to vote for acoustic.
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How to lose a guy in ten days?
Take him to see a bad movie.
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If you were stranded on a desert island (with the necessary food, water, and shelter), what is the one thing that you would have with you?
My Wife!
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Using a gun, What would you think about seal hunting?
I think it would be much more humane than clubbing. As long as the hunter is trained as to the proper use of firearms and can target the vitals for a quick kill.
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Has anyone noticed that if America doesn't like something, they'll declare war on it? War on poverty, war on hunger, war on terrorism, war on drugs, etc... Gods I'm surprised there isn't a war on education by now. What is America? Just a constant war?
You've got a point there.
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Why are they called "Alvin and the Chipmunks", when Alvin is, in fact, also a chipmunk? Logically, shouldn't they be called something more like"The Chipmunks, one of whom is called Alvin"?
The same reason it was Josie and the Pussycats.
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Did you ever Eat at Joes?
No but I have "Dined at the Y".
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Have you ever bowled sober?
Is that even possible?
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What's the most creative way you can finish this 'poem': Roses are red, Violets are blue...?
I put roofies in a drink and gave it to you.
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When is it OK to slam a door in someone's face?
I've never found it necessary to do that. It's just rude.
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Would you go to a surgeon nicknamed "Thumbs"?
Long Dong Duck would be better?
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Is it ok to draw upon your past as long as you don't let your past draw upon you?
I prefer to draw on the walls.
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What's killed more people than all world wars combined?
Old age
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What is the oldest TV show you still watch regularly? I watch "The 3 stooges" and "The Honeymooners" every sunday.
The Honeymooners ROCK!!
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Paul McCartney, better as a Beatle, with Wings, or solo?
Wings!
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What do you think is the most common cause of divorce?
Selfishness
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A guy at the bar called me on all night, I told him I don't fight and I don't want to fight. This went on until I was leaving when finally I had enough, I punched him and dropped him but was so mad I kicked him once in the face, was I in the wrong?
Sounds like two cases of "instant asshole... just add alcohol".
Be happy you weren't shanked or shot.
damn kids...
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How close do you sit to your computer screen?
I can see your eye color...
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A guy at the bar called me on all night, I told him I don't fight and I don't want to fight. This went on until I was leaving when finally I had enough, I punched him and dropped him but was so mad I kicked him once in the face, was I in the wrong?
I usually buy the poor dumb boob a drink and everything is ok.
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I am 3 days meat free - does it get easier?
My Wife can't go three days without "meat".
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Why does Schindler decide to rescue the jews?
Compassion.
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Am I the only onewho thinks that Jenean Garofolo is a total idiot? This bimbo doesn't have good material, and wouldn't be funny even if she did!
She may be an idiot but at least she knows how to spell her name.
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Do you know What happens to a toad when it is struck by lightning?
The same thing that happens to everything else.
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What skills should i put on a resumer for a job at verizon?
You can always say that you are a gud spellar.
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Have you ever built a monument to your favorite animal?
Only in my heart.
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How far can 13 year olds go physically after making out, but before having sex?
Are 13 Y/O's even allowed on AB?
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Who here doesn't own an ipod?
I don't but I bought one for my Wife.
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Do you have a library card?
yes.
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Do you exercise naked?
Does sex count?
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If you're laying in the bed with your boyfriend, what are some things you can do to turn him on?
Tell him that you can't wait to marry him and spend the rest of your lives together.
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Does the energy drink "Red Bull" really work?
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What is easter?
http://www.google.com/search?q=origins+of+easter&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPage=1
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Im in the police and want to bed my sergeant?
Im a Pc and my direct boss is my sergeant. (British police. Hes male and i am female) He is soon to be an inspector.
I fancy my sergeant at work and think he feels the same way.
Is this a good idea?
Im sin
is he any good with his truncheon? ;-)
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If several laptops connect to the internet using a wireless router is there any way for someone on one of the machines to view the internet explorer browsing history of someone else?
heh... yep!
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What species was Cousin It? (Adams Family)
A Mexican Long Hair.
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Do you think that lying is ever justified?
You are under no obligation to tell the truth to those who do not deserve it.
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Are girls with red hair a turn off?
Have you lost your mind? Redheads are the HOTTEST women on this and several other planets!!!!
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Why can blacks have special groups and whites cant without being conciderd racist?
Let's hear it for the United Caucasian College Fund and the NAAWP!!
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Would you give up everything to be a child again?
No, it wasn't that good of a time.
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Is the US Government monitoring AB? If so, do you think they are the only national gov't doing so?
Only YOUR posts.
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I just found a dead squirrel in my garden, is this a sign of something?
Yeah, it's the sign of a dead squirrel.
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What is the most powerful rifle?
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My duaghter doesn't know her times tables and shes 15
Do YOU know them?
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What is the most powerful rifle?
The one that I am holding.
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My husband is an addict He's been in rehab twice documented and a church program for addicts He's had one domestic violence becuz of this but dismissed becuz he followed treatment he's at it again What are my odds for custody of our two girls.
You'd look a lot more credible if you didn't spell like your kids.
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If silence can speak, what do you think he would say?
It would say "shut up"
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Why is Hillary getting fat?
Hillary Duff is getting fat?
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Who are the most oppressed people?
White male English speaking citizens of the U.S.
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How old were you when you found out "the truth" about Santa, the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, etc?
I always knew.
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Does it surprise you that Valerie Bertinelli has been a bit of a "wild child" and not as wholesome as she appeared?
No.
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How far is it from your house to Wal-Mart?
11 miles
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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when I say the letter "O"?
Orgasm
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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when I say, "Masterchief"?
Jedi Masterchief
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Calling all males...What are you wearing now?boxers or briefs?
Commando.
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What would you do if you found a bag of weed?
Brownies!
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How could anyone cook a live lobster and stand to hear it screaming of pain as you put it in the hot water?
How does a bug that lacks vocal chords "scream"?
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What's an Aluminum Falcon?
It's not a movie quote though.
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What's an Aluminum Falcon?
It's not a movie quote though.
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Do you feel sorry for celebrities when unflattering photos are published of them?
No.
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Would you train someone who after training would be your boss? They have no previous experience.
I unwittingly did so. It turned out well though, she was actually a great boss.
She really let upper management have it when they closed our office too!
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When you see a ball gag, handcuffs, leather whip and latex sheets what comes to mind?
That you better tell me your safe word.
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Boxers, Briefs, or Boxer-Briefs?
Commando
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"Confucious say.......?"
Baseball got it all wrong — man with four balls cannot walk.
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Just downloaded classic rock pack for guitar hero III for PS3, 60gb, when I play there is no sound. What's up?
Turn the "mute" off.
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How many times did abe lincoln run for election
at least once.
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If you witnessed a crime, would you report it?
Of course I would!
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How come my adobe PDF web links don't link on my computer?
Have you downoaded the Adobe reader?
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What is the worst way to end a relationship?
On a post it.
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Anyone ever been slammed on the interstate by an 18-wheeler? if you were not at-fault, and you survived, what are your thoughts now of truck drivers?
LOL... "if" you survived?
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What is your favorite meal and why?
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Does the Five Pointed Palm Heart Exploding technique from the movie Kill Bill vol.2 really exist?
Of course it does. Where do you think all the trolls have been going?
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First thing that comes to mind when i say Troll?
How their numbers are steadily dwindling on AB.
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So now Gov. Paterson is admitting he had an affair in his past, what in the world is going on? Can no one keep anything in their pants?
I can.
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What is going on with AB I have to keep signing in without having signed out?
Do you have the "remember me" box checked underneath the sign in?
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What is hollywood missing?
Decency, taste, morals, an original idea.
Shall I go on?
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Are you a fan of the reverse cowgirl position? Why or why not?
I would think that an inside out cowgirl would be repulsive to look at.
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How do you deal with getting older?
I ignore it.
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What are some things that men can do that women can not?
Get a Woman pregnant.
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Do women secretly not enjoy pleasing a man orally as much as they seem to?
I don't think it's a secret!
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What happens to self declared trolls who rate you negatively "because they can", and who are persistent?
They die sad, lonely and broke.
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Where will your hard earned money go after your death?
Assuming my Wife survives me, it goes to her.
If not, who cares?
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Ok, me and my mom got into a fight tonight about what i was having for dinner. i wanted frozen pizza but she said no. she gave me the choices of ravioli and ramen. she ended up getting fed up with argueing and she hit me!when does discipline become abuse?
How about you get a job and buy some food? You should be glad she offered to make you something.
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Do you think Silda Spitzer will leave her husband or will she "stand by he man" like Hillary Clinton?
She will stay with him... and make the rest of his life a living hell!
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I was wondering this
i'm 13 and ive been jacking off since i was really yung maybe 9 but i started doing it 3 times a day in the past year
question is
wat will happen
You're going to run dry... no babies for you!!!
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When did you last drink coffee?
Over a month ago. I drink green tea now.
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What caused the user "The Troll" to burn out?
Trollin' ain't easy! ;-)
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Why did Japan bomb Pearl Harbor?
Because it was there.
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I got a tat on tuesday night and now its brusied and really swellin and there is some red in it.. i just wanted to know if this is normal...
Have you spoken to the person who did it? mine were sore for a while. The red is bleeding. That is nomal anytime you pierce the skin.
If you're worried though, I suggest you follow keithold's advice and see a Dr.
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What goes best with bacon?
More bacon!
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Would you cheat on your girlfriend or boyfriend if he or she cheated on you?
If you're not married, how did she cheat on you? No comitment as far as I can see.
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How do you feel, if your doctor is a young lady has a tattoo in her lower back?
How would I see it? They wear lab coats.
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I'm going to Los Angeles, how much ammunition should I bring?
Better load up, it's almost opening day on the 101!
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Would you rather be well-respected or well-liked? Why? You can only choose one and neither choice is right or wrong.
As long as I like and respect myself, I'm good.
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Can you take me out for coffee some time?
Hot coffee?
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Why do Americans INSIST on saying they are 3% this 40% that..etc... why do they not simply say what they ARE? (AMERICAN)
AMEN!!
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What purpose does fear serve us?
To get us out of bad situations.
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What is Britney Spears latest song called?
Dunno but it was her swan song.
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If i am 50% irish, 25% german, and 25% french, and my husband is 80% sicilian, 10% irish, and 10% english, what does that make our kids?
Confused.
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Did Elliott Spitzer pay her to swallow?
Negged already... Elliot has a buddy on AB!
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What is the Nazi-German S.S.?
At the moment, nothing. They're all dead.
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Should you be in a mental hospital?
Only if they catch me... again.
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My friend revealed recently that he finds pussy disgusting, yet he identifies as straight. I don't understand this. Is he gay?
He wants to cornhole you.
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Do you think is wrong for a white woman, and a black man to be together, if so Why?
If they're married to other people, it is.
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Is it rude to answer a question no?
Not at all. When someone asks a yes/no question, there are only two answers to pick from.
No is one of them.
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I keep seeing an old woman out of the corner of my eye, when I turn to look, she isn't there. What does that mean?
Lay off the shrooms
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When you tell someone at AB "thank you" in a comment do you like to get a "you're welcome" back or doesn't it really matter?
Macht nicht.
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Don't you hate it when two of your favourite TV shows are on at the same time, and you cannot decide which one to watch?
Tivo.
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What are they gonna do about these friggin' gas prices in the US?? What are your thoughts?
Nothing I can do.
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Could you kill someone with your bare hands
I hope to never know the answer to that.
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Where is the wost place to shout "I need sex"?
At the Blue Oyster bar
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Men/Women do you like quickies every now an then?
Why do people like picking up an egg McMuffin from time to time?
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Sandra Bullock or Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Sandra Buttocks... er Bullock.
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What are some kinky things i could do with my girlfriend?
If you have to ask...
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I noticed the newspaper today when Hillary Clinton, Dina Matos and Silda Spitzer were near their men at the press conference, they were all wearing pearl necklaces. Do you find that a little strange?
LOL... pearl necklace.
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What is the first movie that comes to mind when I say "cat"?
Only a classic!
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My husband is doing the dishes right now, what is your S/O doing?
Me.
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Do all questions have an answer?
I like ducks and pancakes.
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My male 4 year old keeps trying to mate with my 1 1/2 female st brenard but she will not let him i think shes in heat only sign is swollen privite..and nipples are hard how do i get her to stand for him ?will she ever?
You better get that kid under control!
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Do you have a dark side?
There are two sides to everything... except the Jabberwocky.
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Who would like to join me in congratulating Shopping Sheryl on reaching Maestro? Woohoo!!
Congrats, I'm one of your biggest fans. How about a cup of tea? ;-)
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ALL opinions wanted. I think tongue piercings are gross & disgusting but my daughters wanted 1 for so long. I'm thinking about letting her get 1 for her 16th birthday, What's your opinions & expierences? She's a great kid but I'm a bit hesitant
I'm sure her botfriend will thank you for it... nudge, nudge, wink, wink!
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On a scale of 1-10, how record breaking was this winter where you live?
0
Nothing unusual.
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Are you annoyed or appreciative when someone gives you unsolicited advice?
It depends on how they offer it. Sometimes people are genuinely concerned.
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If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops, (and oh what a rain it would be!) would you stand outside with your mouth open wide?
Only if you could guarantee that the birds will poo gumdrops as well!
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What would you consider "resort evening attire" for men? It is for a guest at a beach wedding.
Speedos and flip flops.
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Do you think greed or stupidity fuels the mind of participants on the show "The Moment of Truth"?
Pay attention to the lyrics.
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Aren't you disgusted as to how cows are treated in slaughter houses?
I've got a question... have any of you ever actually been in a slaughterhouse to see what happens?
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Are AMD or Intel processors better? What are their pros and cons?
AMD... Cheaper and fast enough for what most folks do at home.
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Do you prefer digital or analogue watches?
I'm an analog man trapped in a digital world.
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I think I need a spanking, can you help me?
Why don't you just spank it yourself, OK?
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Should we tip the funeral director?
yeah... tell him "never die young".
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If Paris Hilton came to your house what wouls you do?
Hold her at gunpoint until the biohazard team arrived.
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My friend won't talk to me since I lost weight. I don't understand why...
Your friend is a chubby chaser.
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Why are my comments magically disappearing?
Maybe they're just having some FUN with you!
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Did Xavier, Cyclops, and Jean Grey ever die?
Nobody dies in the Marvel Universe!
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Girls, what's the most annoying thing guys do?
Girls are the most annoying thing guys do. ;-)
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Have you ever had sex in a public bathroom?
That's freakin' gross.
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My girl and I had a threesome, me and her and another girl. Now she wants a threesome with me, her, and another guy. Do you think I should? Do I have to do things with him? What do I do if he approaches me during the threesome to do something?
LOL... I bet you had no problem when the other girl approached yours to "do stuff".
Get ready to bend over boyfriend!
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Eye have a caht partner on the internet is this okay?
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How many nationalities are you and what percentage of each?
Human - 100%
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If you could choose between a cookie, or an apple for a snack, what would it be?
An apple cookie?
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Do you like to cuttle?
Cuttle??? Like a fish???
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Who wears the pants in your relationship...honestly?
The pants are usually on the floor...
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C'mon! What are you afraid of?
What I'll do if I ever lose control.
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Does anyone remember a kids' t.v. program called "Zoom" from the 70s? There was a catchy tune to the program "We're gonna zoom, zoom,zooma-zoom...." It was similar to "The Electric Company" but starred all kids.
Send a S.A.S.E. to ZOOM... Box 350 Bos-ton Mass 0-2-1-3-4!!
SEND IT TO ZOOM!!
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We all know smoking can kill you and give you cancer. So if the governments were so concerned wouldn't they ban them like they have all illegal drugs like ice or cocain or marijuanna?
Two words... tax revenue.
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Why do so many people dislike Hillary Clinton?
Bill told me she doesn't give BJ's...
RELAX... IT WAS A JOKE!!
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What would you say is tha average age of ab users?
Let's just say I'm above average...
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Do girls like to show their butt cracks?
I don't know but I sure like to see them!
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Have you ever been within 5 feet of a cow?
Yes. On a farm while doing "varmint control" and again at a dairy farm.
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When a problem comes along you must ________?
Oh Johnny!
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An 100yo Macedonian woman has just got her 1st passport, because it took years to find out officially when she was born. Now she is trying to think of a good place to go on holiday? What advice would you give her? (humour acceptable)
She should step over into Macedonia.
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A mother of five recently passed away from untreatable cancer. One of her three sons is a funeral director. I was shocked when I learned the funeral took place where the son is the director. Is it common for those in funeral homes to serve relatives?
I wouldn't want to embalm my Mom!
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Why is it a lot of couples wait until their children leave home to get a divorce.don't you think now that we have the house to ourselves,it would be more fun to continue living and loving eachother?
We ain't got no kids so we will be married... and doin' it... FOREVER!!!
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We only have three community leaders now. What do you think is the ideal number of CLs?
42
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Is Will Farrell funnier than Jerry Lewis?
A dead man is funnier than Jerry Lewis.
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Serious question. I'm a 13 year old girl. Give me the "i wish i would have known that earlier" advice so i can take it in now. thanks.
You're worth waiting for. Don't let some moron pressure you into having sex.
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What does your wedding ring Symbolize to you?
Wow... that's a heavy question.
It is an outward symbol to others that I have made a lifelong commitment to my Wife above ALL others. It also comforts me to look at it and know that there is someone in my life that truly cares for me.
I have been married for 21 years.
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Men does it bother you for your wife/gf/so to ask you to tell her you love her?
Dunno if I understand the question but I tell my Wife how sexy she is and ho much I love her without her having to ask.
Married 21 years.
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Would you rather your competition be really rich or really good looking and Heaven forbid really both?
I have no competition.
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Is playing Twister while naked a good idea?
Only if you're drunk and there's Wesson Oil involved.
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Is anyone else tired of reading so many 'homework' questions? What happened to 'effort' and 'research'?
AYE!!
I've been giving the little buggers incorrect answers... it's very entertaining!
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What is the purpose of the bible?
Think of it as a letter from your Dad, telling you what he expects from you.
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Are you still suffering from your parents divorce?
Yes... 43 and still trying to sort that battle out.
It went down when I was 13.
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What is the least amount of sun ak47 needs to grow?
None when planted firmly in your rectum.
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Do you find it hard to call an adult male names like Jimmy, Timmy, Tommy, Billy, Sammy?
18+ for cussin'
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Do you urinate in the shower? (Yes, this is a serious question, as I've had men tell me that they do.)
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Have you ever attacked another ABer and later felt like a real big boob for it?
Yes... I learned from it as well.
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Why do u think the Patriots lost the Super Bowl. I think it was because the Patriots coach Bellacheck wasn't wearing his lucky sweater
Because they got too cocky and relied on past wins to carry them.
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Does chocolate really kill dogs? Why? If my dog ate a piece of chocolate, what could I do to help her?
http://www.vet.purdue.edu/vth/SACP/chocolate_toxicity.htm
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did they just do the impossible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
HELLS YEAH!
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My dad's lifelong favorite football team was the NY Giants. He passed away in November. The Giants just *have* to win in his honor (I personally don't care... but...) 59 seconds left... Pray for a win for my dad!!!
LOL... so much for that book deal!
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My dad's lifelong favorite football team was the NY Giants. He passed away in November. The Giants just *have* to win in his honor (I personally don't care... but...) 59 seconds left... Pray for a win for my dad!!!
WHAT A SACK!!!
29 seconds left!!
Another sack at 20 seconds!!! That HAD to hurt!!!
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My dad's lifelong favorite football team was the NY Giants. He passed away in November. The Giants just *have* to win in his honor (I personally don't care... but...) 59 seconds left... Pray for a win for my dad!!!
You just got your wish!
17 - 14!!
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How can I delete my profile on answerbag?
Just log out and don't come back.
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A person violates a traffic law. its raining. driver pulls over and continues to talk on his cellphone, while the officer is rain-soaked, waiting. officer knocks on drivers window, still no driver response. what should be the officers next move?
The Cop should break out the window with his ASP and drag the driver out so he's good and wet when he hits him with the taser.
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Does anybody actually care that the spice girls have split up again?
They had gotten back together?
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Do you believe in hunting animals for fur?
I believe that if you hunt an animal for food, you have an obligation not to waste any of it. As much of it as can be used, should be used.
As for hunting simply for a trophy or fur, I do not agree with that.
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I heard drinking lots of water is good for you, so today I drank lots of water(all in total for the day about 2 liter) then I have to go bathroom a lot and my urine becomes clear oppose to the usual yellowish looking, is that good for me?
It can be very dangerous. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication
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Does coffee go "through you" faster than any other beverage? It sure does me! Uh-oh, 'scuse me, gotta go...
Yeah, I figure it must have a TON of fiber in it.
I had to cut back though because it gave me swamp ass.
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When you get out of the shower, do you soak the rug when you get out and dry off, or do you dry your feet first so that you don't leave puddles on the rug?
I dry off in the shower and then put the towel down and step on it.
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Do you like to eat in bed? I DO!
>^..^<
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Does living in a van (rv) down by the river (lake) make you a loser?
No more than living in a mansion makes you a winner.
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I saw a show on tv last night call "Cell dogs". It was a show about inmates taking care of wayward dogs 24/7 in order to train them so they can be adopted out to good homes. I thought that was a great idea. Who else agrees?
It's a great idea for those who have a chance of turning their lives around.
It shows them how to care for a living thing. They get to know the value of life.
It can help them WANT to make changes.
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Are most of you on here americans? am i the only englishman?
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Why do some people downrate answers that are OBVIOUSLY not offensive (this particular answer was a 'joke') and not even have the guts to leave a comment? are these the 'trolls' i've heard about? i think it's SAD :(
Yes they are but since negs don't count on your overall rating, they're more entertaining than annoying.
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As of this moment, how long have you been sober for?
Sober?
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What does a orgasm feels like?
Warm Apple Pie.
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Do you prefer the top or bottom portion of muffins?
It's all good!
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How do you get over being embarrased about your partner performing oral sex on you?
Tequila.
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My friend is gay. should i tell his parents?
MYOB
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Would you ever have an open marriage?
Never. What would be the point of getting married in the forst place?
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Hey everyone, have you noticed that AUNTIE EM IS BACK?! Welcome! ;-)
*Stewie_G does a backflip of JOY!*
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WHY DO GAY PEOPLE TRY TO HIDE THEIR SEXUALITY...IF THEY SO CALL NOT ASHAMED OF IT?
Put the bottle away and turn off the computer.
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Isnt it a mistake to broadcast any images of the sick freak spree killers?
Yes but unfortunately sensationalism sells.
Until the masses stop buying, things will not change.
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Enlight of the recent shootings,Are you for or against armed security for churches and outreach ministries?
Citizens should take responsibility for their own safety. I am for "right to carry".
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Ever been to a firing range/gun club?
Yes. There's a 100 yard INDOOR range not too far from me.
I prefer to shoot outdoors though.
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What is your favorite Jodie Foster film?
She's great in anything I've seen.
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What do you consider more important, the truth or political correctness?
The truth.
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How could a properly functioning hard drive that's recognized by BIOS fail to show up in Window's?
If you are installing Windows and it is an SATA drive, you need to supply the drivers. Windows does not come with them.
Usually you can get them from the drive or computer manufacturer's website.
Darn near drove me crazy the first time I reinstalled Win XP!
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Why do people feel it's necessary to cheat at games?
Because people suck.
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When did hunting become a bad thing I love to trophy hunt or hunt for food why do people hate hunting so much.
Most of the people who dislike hunting are not bad people, they are just ill informed about Conservation.
What I do find strange though is that they are usually the ones that have no problem with eating meat from the supermarket... as if it appears there by magic!
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You see a girl and she is all around good except shes flat (no boobs) what do you do? Ignore her, be friends, try to make a move, how much do you care? What are your thoughts on the subject in general?
Why in the world would the size of a Woman's breasts be a determining factor as to whether you liked her or not?
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Are you a boy ar girl?
Yes.
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Would you define size 12/14 fat? I've been struggling with my weight for years and this is the smallest i've ever been, but my mum still thinks I am fat. Everyone else says I am average..
Marilyn Monroe was a size 14.
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For humor purposes only: Would you like to set the record straight and dispel any unfounded rumor about yourself?
I did NOT have sex with that woman!
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What do people expect to find when they look in their hanky after blowing their nose?
Jimmy Hoffa
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When I was a kid, there was this campaign for carob instead of chocolate. What ever became of carob?
It was hurled back to the deepest pits of Hell, from whence it came.
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Men and lesbians,do you enjoy sucking on your woman's nipples, like a mother nursing her baby?
HELLS YEAH! I wish we could induce lactation...
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Guys: What is your favorite scent on a woman? Girls: What is your favorite scent on a man? Specify if male or female.
I am a Male: The sweet musky scent of her armpit. Not when it's stanky, but in general.
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What is the point of dead baby jokes?
The person telling these type of jokes wants to look hardcore and cutting edge but all it really does is show what incredible asses they are.
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When you're at the computer and you have a hand free is there some object that you just can't help fiddle with?
Tee hee.... um, yes!
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When your dead body is buried in the ground, how long do you think it takes for your body to turn to dust?
With modern embalming techniques? Never!
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Christians; how do you explain this: Jesus said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God. Mark 10:18
Sounds like he was saying that only God is good.
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If war is hell is heaven peace?
The absence of War does not mean there is Peace.
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I am a woman and enjoy watching lesbian porn and thinking about girl on girl when i get myself off. I've never been attracted to another woman only guys. I would never want to have sex with a woman. Does this make me a lesbian or bi?
It makes you incredibly SEXY!! ;-)
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Is it true that if a lifelong vegan ate some meat it could kill them outright?
I don't think so. As I understand it, being Vegan is a philosophical decision. It may make them physically ill from thinking about it but I do not believe it will do them any physical harm.
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Can a woman with a really big nose still be attractive?
Indeed she can!
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My aunt's cat has diarrhea,she can't afford to take him to the vet,what can she do to help him get better?
It would be best to find an affordable Vet if possible. It could be any number of things.
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Do you think there are any perverts on Ab?
Weeeeeeee're heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere!!!
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How can something as merry as Christmas become depressing to some people?
Because of all the hype that mmakes people think it has to be over the top and perfect. When they can't attain that or they have no family, it's bound to be depressing.
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I feel that the recent mall shooting in Nebraska is a good example of why people should carry guns. If someone had been armed they possibly could have taken the shooter out before as many lives were lost. What is your opinion?
I agree.
EDIT: point of clarification. The decision ot carry or not carry a gun is a personal one and should not be made lightly. Those of us who choose to do so should respect the choice of others who choose not to.
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After seeing some video footage of police in London getting beaten up by drunken madmen, I understand they do not carry firearms. How long do you think it would take for chaos to break out in the United States if the police could not carry firearms?
I've seen those on CourtTV as well and think it's disgusting that anyone would put their hands on a Law Officer that way.
THe reason all heck doesn't break out like that here is because our Police DO have firearms to protect themselves. It's hard to enforce the law with a can of pepper spray. Leave it in the Kitchen where it belongs!
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Are you kinky?
No... everyone else is just reeeeeeeeally boring!
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Do you ever feel like pulling the blankets over your head and just quitting?
Yes.
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What is the Grey Cup?
An elderly soccer player's athletic supporter?
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Would you answer the telephone if your were in the middle of a sexual encounter?
Only if it was my Wife calling.
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How many times have you seen scarface?
None.
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Do you ever feel embarrassed in public if you are purchasing a personal care item? If so, what item is it and what is the reaction of the clerk?
Not any more due to the advent of Self Check Out!
That reminds me, I need some more warming KY!
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What is the first thing that pops into your head when you hear the word dizzy?
Gillespie
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George Carlin or Dennis Leary?
That is actually a tough question. They are both quite caustic.
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How much has your intelligence increased since you joined answerbag?
Inkcreaseded?
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WITHOUT BRINGING RELIGION INTO IT, can you name one good reason WITH FACTS, to support an argument against gay marriage or the gay lifestyle for that matter?
Why did you post this under a topic that included religion if you don't want to bring religion into it?
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What would you do if all types of STD's were wiped off the earth?
I'd remain Monogomous. Why would i do anything differently?
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Can you block a certain member in AB?
Oh how I WISH!!
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Would you be more likely to temper your online behavior (watch your actions, treat others more gently) if you knew you'd be meeting other ABers in person next week? Why or why not?
Excellent question.
No.
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What sorts of music do cats like?
My cats appear to like lousy guitar playing.
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If Someone broke into Your Home what do u think they would Steal?
Bullets. No need to steal them, I'd be happy to supply them as quickly as I could.
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Name Something Green?
Soylent green.
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What are some things that take all the fun out of sex?
Premature ejaculation
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What is the worst movie ever made?
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What can YOU do with one finger?
I can kill a man with my thumb.
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What is the reason for geese honking during flight
The goose in front of them is going too slow and they can't pass.
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No pools = no innocent children's drowning deaths. How hard is that to understand?
WOOOOOOO!!! My trolls are out in force today. I LOVE YOU!!! Thank you for making me feel so special!!
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What is Twogirlsonecup.com?
It's flagged.
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Do you tuck your sheets in?
Man... I read that question way too fast... or I'm just a perv.
Either way, the answer is YES!! LOL!!
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What is your number one turn off?
Tyra.
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Which song would you like to never hear again?
.
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Would you rather have fallen in love, and had your heart broken to pieces, or had never to love at all? Why?
Agent J told this to Agent K in the original MIB.
K rightly replied "Try it sometime.".
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Besides religion, what are some other reasons to wait until marriage to have sex?
"Safety sealed for your protection"
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Are you sorry for I finish AB now?
Let me get that door for you...
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Do you wish to die an honorable death or one of little consequence?
Does it matter? Either way you'll be just as dead.
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Can a woman tell if a man is a virgin?
Yes. She can tell by his not knowing what the heck he's doing and he still thinks he is an amazing lover.
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Why do males have nipples?
Because chicks need something to suck on too!
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Have you ever utilized a "chaperone" while dating?
Yes.
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Can you remember how you felt when you first saw the person who would be the love of your life?
Obsession.
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Why is Tori Spelling so ugly?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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What do you think of OJ Simpson?
He's a real cut up!
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I took a somewhat big drink of Coke Classic and immediately felt a sharp pain above my left breast. The second swallow made the pain worse. I am worried I am having a heart attack. I have never experienced this before. Should I be worried?
By all means, ignore it and keep posting...
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Holly, Bridgette, or Kendra?
That's a tough call. I only have two rounds left...
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Why is life like a roll of toilet paper?
It always runs out before you're finished.
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Do you own a[n] insturment?
Acoustic guitar.
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So what is the phrase that pays?
99-X is my radio station!
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Now, why did ya have to go and do that for?
It was an accident!
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Kiss a frog for a Prince...what must you kiss to get a Princess?
You have to kiss her "hot pocket".
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Rosie O'Donnell or Joan Rivers?
Ellen DeGeneres.
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Do you ever get tired of trying?
Yes.
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What is one of the weirdest people names you can think of right now?
Alphonse
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What is so YUMMY that you can eat it on its own?
>^..^<
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Why do boys run after girls?
They smell good!
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Are you licensed to carry a gun?
Yes.
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When was the last time you got in a food fight?
Does sex count?
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If you was a greek god/ or goddess what would you be the god/ or goddess of?
I used to have the body of a Greek god... now I just have the body of some Greek guy.
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Why do men hit women?
Men that hit women are useless pieces of **** that do not deserve the priveledge of drawing breath.
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Theists, Do you ever thank God for the things you do & DON'T have? My friend mentioned that some people only pray when they need something which I don't think is true, do you?
I think a lot of people view God as some kind of Bulter, only talking to Him when they need or want something.
Sadly, I think it's true. Sometimes you should be thankful for the beautiful Autumn leaves, sky or the antics of an animal that made you laugh.
Nothing wrong with just saying "thanks".
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Are you loaded?
Locked, cocked and ready to rock!
MAKE 'EM HOT!!
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What's better then sex?
Really GOOD sex!
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Have you ever involved food with sex
Hell yeah!
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Shouldn't there be an Animal Rights category?
If you feel that strongly about it, you should contact the Admins.
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Does Microsoft Vista have any serious problems?
Guys... chill. Whether we use Mac or PC remember, we give THEM money for the "priviledge" of using the software.
Unless Bill Gates or Steve Jobs is sending you a check every week to evangelize their product, is it really worth it to get so uptight about it?
Each OS has it's strengths & weaknesses depending on what you need.
Use what works for you and RELAX!!
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"Would anyone like to congratulate Captain Jack Sparrow for getting his dumb-A$$ put in the Penalty Box?" The Captain sends his regards
Jack's in Davey Joes Locker?
.
MAN THE CANNONS!!
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If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969 make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
http://www.snopes.com/legal/et.asp
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If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969 make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
We could tell you but....
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What are three things you should never say during sex?
I forgot to take the pill!
I feel a herpes outbreak coming on!
The condom broke!
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What is the most random answer you can give for this question?
Rum Raisin.
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What is the song "Hotel California" about?
I always thought it was about the Hedonistic lifestyle a lot of Celebs lead.
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Can you name a song that has the word rain in it?
Yes, I can.
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Why are Americans better at building relationships than the English?
What facts are you basing this question on?
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When you're in a very difficult situation, do you stay and face it, or run away?
I've stayed and faced it.
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Can you name something that made in china that's near you?
Every damn thing in this room except me, Mrs and the cats!!!
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What is life like for porn actors/actresses? at work, and in public? How do people act toward them?
http://www.asiacarrera.com/faqs.html#1
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Who is intelligent: men or women?
Women are more smarterer.
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Is the only way to get ahead on Answerbag to agree with the majority?
I disagree.
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What's your favourite dip and what's your favourite thing to dip in it? I like twiglets and cottage cheese, and salt and vinegar pringles and thousand island dip.
Skinny Dip.
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Have you got a war wound, what is it, how did you get it?
Rum Raisin.
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Is it un-American to be an atheist or an agnostic?
No. America prides itself on freedom of religious beliefs... or lack thereof.
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Do you think spanking or not spanking children affects whether they have a punishment fetish when they're adults? (I watched this movie called Secretary last night).
I have no clue but that movie was H-A-W-T!!!
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What is your favourite flavour (or combination of flavours) of ice-cream at Baskin and Robbins?
Baskin-Robbins is crap.
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What will I get if I typed sagging in google images?
A picture of your nuts.
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What song make you think of your partner?
Every word... especially that Goddess part! ;-)
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What is your favourite haagan daaz flavour?
Rum Raisin
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On AB, Who makes you laugh?
Stewie_G
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Does anybody have anything positive to say about O.J.Simpson?
He's positively going to jail this time!
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Why do you suppose Lois Lane is always smiling?
She got a shot of Clark's super sperm.
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What is the psychology behind being obsessed with firearms?
What amazes me about questions like this is that if I stockpile Disney figureines or coins or stamps, it's "collecting" but if I collect firearms, I'm "obsessed".
Typical uneducated anti gun rhetoric.
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QUESTION: fake or real breasts?
Beautiful real natural breasts... EVERY TIME!!
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Do you think its mean to play with your cats using a laser pointer because they cant actually capture the dot?
They LOVE it!
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How do you deal with a mentally unstable co-worker, when a supervisor is afraid to do anything? (Serious question)
Your first obligation is to protect yourself. You cannot trust others to do it for you.
You may interpret that in whatever way it makes sense to you.
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Who's the world's biggest asshole?
I am.
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Anybody have anything positive to say to Adolf Hitler?
He was postively disgusting.
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