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Why does it not seem to matter to Sarah Palin's base that she didn't know there are two Koreas or that Africa is a continent?
I don't know if I'm her 'base' but... I'd take sarah over obama simply because... she believes in supply side capitalism... she understands the need to find our own source of energy such as oil or gas etc... she loves her country and doesn't feel the need to get retribution.
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Quran 4.34: "Men are in charge of women, because Allah has made made men to be better than women. Women must obey men, and if they refuse they must be punished." How do you feel about the wisdom of such teachings within modern multicultural society?
Muslim men are needed to be zombielike to follow this cult... they get nothing... no music... no alcohol... no schooling... there are always masters to brainlessly follow...
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But they are allowed absolute mastery over women and children.
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Like true evil... they will tell how precious their women are, just the apposite.
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Why hasn't Sarah Palin appeared on any of the Sunday morning political shows since her failed bid at the vice presidency?
You mean why hasn't she given the media a chance to set her up for embarrassment and tripping her up? Let's face it... only god himself is smarter than obama... but we have seen more bona fides from sarah.
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Can we defeat eco-fascists like Al Gore? Or will millions continue to starve to death because of insane agricultural policies?
This is the beginnings of a new religion... the prophet position is still up for grabs.
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do you like the new AB layout and do you thinks it is simpler to find things?
The new layout sucks
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Who on AB is probably hiding a dead body in their closet?
How about a blow up doll? Not dead but never really alive... and in my closet.
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Does your heart need just a bit of anti-freeze or do you like the appeal of a cold heart to protect you from heartache?
I am so niave... I need some protection... a lot of protection!
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The last heart ache I had... I will never go thru again.
If that means being single till I'm 50... so be it.
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Tiger woods (and most men and women) have it easy... They never get beyond the shallowness of a quick fuck. My sex (and love) life require a long time to get right... going from height to height... ever...
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Who is hotter- Natalie Portman or Mila Kunis?
Got to be natalie! She is israeli... like me!
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Can magazines and hard candy keep you busy at night?
If not hard candy than hard... can keep you busy late into the night!
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Loved Sling Blade! Nobody got it?
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Mrs. D... I don't remember if I gave you this track 'forever young'... this old dylan cover done by audra mae.
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It is a hard version to master... you could do it!
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Who on AB always manages to make you smile?
Ditto all of the above... Rosie being topping the list.
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How about making me laugh... Vunessuh right up there.
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Mostly I crack myself up!
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Is there a movie in particular you'd like to watch with me as we cuddle up on the couch?
A test pattern is enough to make me want to cuddle with you!
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Can sucking girls boobs increase the size?
If not sucking than blowing might.
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Do men prefer women to shave their pubic hair?
It's very cool to have an AB'er from india!
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The question... I like closely groomed... but if I were in love... it wouldn't matter!
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This is perhaps the most well reasoned and well supported arguments I have read for the trial of the 9/11 terror suspects in federal courts. Please read this piece, by Andrew P. Napolitano a FAUX news political/legal analyst, and tell me what you think?
You mean fox news has a liberal commentator? Impossible!!! They are not fair or balanced.
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Not like kieth olbermann.
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Any tips on how to orgasm during sex? I am a female, and I am fairly new to sex- so I am just looking for some advice. (and yes we are both old enough to have sex) Thanks
I'll assume you are young... young men are ultimately selfish during sex! Truly believe me. You MUST tell him what you want done in order to orgasm.
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Don't let him orgasm until you do! That selfish bastard.
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How do you beg for sex?
On my knees... with flowers... and tears... and a diamond ring... with chocolates... then I just go to sleep.
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I am a man... in my experience, women are always the ones initiating sex... almost always.
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Men: When I guy says to his ex girlfriend that she stars in his mental clips when he pleasures himself, what exactly does this mean? other than she still obviously turns him on sexually even after months of been apart.
You should then ask who the co-star is.
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When I pleasure myself... his ex is also the star.
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Should we be worried about Canada's secret weapons of mass destruction?
Ice hockey is not a weapon of mass destruction!
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I mean... can it be weaponized?
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TARP= Troubled Asset Relief Program. Sounds more like fat cat relief than job relief to me. Whose side is Obama on?
A real waste of created money, Larry. What we needed was trouble ASS relief...
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Which do you think is a greater threat to national security: outright terrorism (domestic or foreign) or the collective incompetence of elected officials?
Global warming is a greater threat... greatest threat!!!
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Unless we start paying carbon taxes really soon! Taxes minimize greenhouse gases.
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If you were a POW, would you attempt to escape or wait for the war to end so that your country could get you out?
Escape!? with my head still attached?
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Some AB'ers don't know what POW is, Zack... a vidoe game?
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Will KSM win or lose his trail in NYC?
My prediction... he will be ACQUITTED.
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Why?... here goes...
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He was not mirandized...
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He did not get a speedy trail...
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He was tortured...
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The jury pool was tainted when holder and obama actually said that he will be found guilty and given death sentence, actually these statements have gone around the world as predisposition of the trail, some other countries are saying we...
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This is perhaps the most well reasoned and well supported arguments I have read for the trial of the 9/11 terror suspects in federal courts. Please read this piece, by Andrew P. Napolitano a FAUX news political/legal analyst, and tell me what you think?
The article mostly rehashes the legality of this war on terror and is full of legal double speak but napolitano tries to reason why we COULD bring him here, not why we SHOULD bring him here.
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ksm was arrested in a foreign country, is not a citizen of this country... yet we are now endowing him rights under the constitution as a citizen.
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eric holder has a history of releasing terrorists....
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What does the west need to know about Islam?
They will get you one day!
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Do you agree we need a new Wall Street, since they are giving themselves $400 million bonuses at the end of this year for a job badly done?
Wall street is waiting for new regulations. Let the gov. get on with it.
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The congress gave themselves raises... and their staff... and more staff... and a half a billion dollars worth of new jets.
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We need a new congress.
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"No exceptional circumstances whatsoever, whether a state of war or a threat or war, internal political instability or any other public emergency, may be invoked as a justification of torture." Who said this?
Some un convention against torture.
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Your point?
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Can you name all of your faults?
None. Ok... this answer is the only one. But then... er... I am so confused!
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Would you buy a ticket to go watch Wall St BILLIONAIRES get beheaded 10 at a time? I damned sure would and offer to pull the ropes FREE!.
Is this Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe?
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You would rather the whole country starve to justify your abject failure as a biped...
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When I read your Q, it sounds like a chihuahua raging against the wind.
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Shame on you for advocating murder.
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Why does the United States of America have more torture supporters than any other country?
How's the weather in la la land?
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Americans are the most benevolent people on the planet.
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To discredit your ridiculous claim as a matter of course... I would recommend a hundred other countries that would not tolerate your sophomoric nonsense for a second!
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So grow up and bless the ground you walk on.
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Good political discourse is the very foundation of our democracy......
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Why do donuts and bagels have holes?
Bagels derived their shape from pretzels.
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What adjustments do I need to make when using a 7"x11" baking pan for a receipe that calls for a 9"x13" pan?
I guess the bigger pan is about a third bigger, so increase ingredients by a third... but watch the depth and cooking times etc.
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I'm curious... what's cooking?
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As Obama hosts a jobs summit, Congress eyes a jobs stimulus. How do you think Congress can best stimulate new job production?
Yes he did... BUT... holding a job summit in china is no help to me!
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We are still hunting for Bin Laden, what if he had a plastic surgery and is roaming the streets freely?
There is a far fetched theory that OBL has a kebab stand somewhere around times square.
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Would you prefer spending the cost of deploying a single soldier on building 20 schools or buying stock in health insurance advertising companies?
Can we get 21 schools out of a single deployment? It could help my final decision.
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What/where is Waziristan, and what was "Pakistani Army's successful operation there"?
Not sure but anything with a stan worries me... afghanistan... pakistan... stan and laurel hardy..
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Socialism: is your fear of socialism due to an unwillingness to subsidise other people?
Or something else?
socialism... means the government takes over industry... nationalize public utilities... news... it means we lose a great deal of our liberties...
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In our short history as a nation... we have the strongest economy, the best health care, (our health delivery needs work)the most transparent government thanks to the first amendment... not perfect, agreed... one of the least corrupt societies in...
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Isn't it true that there is no way to win a war? Engaging in violence means you failed in diplomacy and embargo, etc. And, loss of human life on both sides makes it absurd to try to gage it as "winning" no matter how close you come to reaching a goal.
We should all be progressive, understanding and diplomatic as you, Ex-positer. Until then... we blow shit up!
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63% say Political Correctness Kept Military From Preventing Ford Hood Massacre (see a link) Do you think the U.S. Military is going to learn some lessons from this tragedy?
I think the civilian control of the military needs to learn from this nonsense of 'political correctness'
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What happens when your fortune cookie has no fortune inside ? (could this be a sign that machines make mistakes, gasp ??!!)
My last fortune cookie said... 'You will need good reading material in approximately 15 minutes'.
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Do you like Ukrainian food?
I was wondering when you were going to ask me out!
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There are a still of couple good ukie restaurants here in the east village, so hurry!
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Years ago when I was in India I bought a cook book and one of the ingredients was roof tiles, the clay type. No, you don't eat them but apparently they add flavor. Ever tried this?
I'm a shingles kinda guy.
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There is a method of indian slow food baking in clay pots, it does make a difference!
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What is your favorite Mexican or Latin dish?
Oaxacan black mole... currently.
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So have Huckabee's Presidential aspirations gone down in flames? http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2009/11/huckabee.php?ref=fpblg
Can you say 'willie horton'?
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Omg i like dis guy, buh most of tha tyme im wid him we jst hve sex, his ALWAYS on top. One nite i wna suprise him, does any1 know wot to do?
Wait till you are at least 12.
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At what age should we 'Just Grow Up! '
Grow up as in...
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Not be spontaneous?
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Accept our fate and not try to reach the stars?
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Curb our curiosity?
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Turn down the volume when we listen to music?
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Stop touching ourselves in certain places?
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Stay up all night on AB?
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Never!
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Whats something that a girl can to to make her man feel special when they are 2gether but only for a short period of time do to his crazy work schedule?
Let's review... special... short time. I only need 2.35 seconds and BAM! I'm ready for a smoke.
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Have you ever really seen the big picture did you like it or did you want to rewrite fate?
I once got a really big picture of bernadette peters... taped it to my wall.
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Have you ever used more than one roll of duct tape on a single project? If so, what was it?
Yes! My ex gf.
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What are some romantic things i can do for my girlfriend?
Handcuffs... a blindfold... a bottle of bourbun... about 6 different spanking devices... a nice collar... with leash.
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Trust me! You will bring tears to her eyes.
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What would happen if someone Nukes Mecca during the Haj?
Soccergirl... how do you get these thoughts into your head?
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The untrue rumor of the desecration of the koran resulted in 27 deaths and riots in 6 countries... you do the math.
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Do you ask people to take their shoes off before entering your home?
When they come into the living area absolutely!
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I have 2 thai housekeepers that demand it, and I agree. I let people know ahead of time... specially since guests wonder into my bedroom at some point, the new ones will, anyway.
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Except for the really hot chicks.... they must disrobe completely!
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Why do I have this odd urge to knit some ear muffs for Viggo Mortenson?
Very funny! Maybe you should lie down till the feeling goes away?
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Desperately seeking music...I've gotten sick of listening to all my usual favorites and have completely lost touch with the new music that comes out all the time. Can you awesome ABers help me out and hook me up with some new tunes?
I am too lazy for a list... here's a couple.
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Do you think that sensory deprivation would help me write my own music?
Do you mean lyrics or music? The best lyrics comes out of life experience... music composition starts with a musical motif, that is the smallest musical idea that makes sense. Add to it hours of perspiration...
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Meditation is always a good idea. I do it at least once a day for 10 or 15 minutes... like this... I simply create a blank screen in my mind. (nothing nothing at all) When you first...
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Have you ever lied about the status of your current relationship, because you fancied someone else?
Remember this Leo... Women fake orgasm for the sake of love... men fake love for the sake of orgasm.
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Has anybody vacationed at Block Island in Rhode Island? How was it?
Block island is family fun... at the tip of long island sound... a good place to go whale watching.
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A friend has an 85 foot broward, we sailed up there a couple of times.
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Not as flu flu as fire island... which can be too full of itself... but has some great great parties and great eats.
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I'll take you up there... when you turn 21!
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What is the first video on Youtube if you search your name? Here's mine
One of the best rap songs... ever... got it from some AB'er
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I made a chicken salad sandwich with lots of cashews mixed in. Anyone want one?
You are the best! Just in time for lunch.
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Cream soda, sprite, root beer, coke, pepsi, orange soda, or grape soda?
So many choices... it's good to be alive!!!
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I dont have any flour, but i want to make cookies, are there any alternatives that arent other types of flour that i can use?
Give me your address... I'll mail a couple pounds express.
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Is it ok to just E-mail christmas cards this year?
Took my parents home to boca... save them the commercial flight hassle. Stopped off in atlanta to have dinner with a friend... stayed longer than I wanted, but I have to be home for a late morning appointment.
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I enjoy flying alone sometimes... that is with your company now.
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I'm VERY "quick on the draw". what would be a fun/funny thing for me to try to last longer than while masturbating?
You got it!!! Just before you come... stop... and tell a joke! A good joke always puts me at ease.
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If you were to ask how would you describe a color blue to blind person seen birth? (2009-11-22) (2009-11-22)
Simple... the color blue is the G note on the piano or guitar.
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How comfortable are you with masturbation? How about in front of your partner?
My ex and I had a thing where we would lie on the opposite sides on a couch... cover ourselves with a silk sheet... and masturbate. Sneaking looks under the sheet was... hot! And the visual was just incredible!
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I like being treated like a lady in public and a slut in the bedroom, any one else?
You busy friday night?
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How do I convince my wife to try anal sex? We have been married for 17 years, we have three children, and I explain to her that alot women give all of themselves to their husbands/boyfriends. It toook almost three years for oral sex!!!!!!!
If she is not into it... how do you know you'll enjoy it? It will very probably be a disaster. How hard core is your love making?
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I know this will sound crazy... but I would recommend saving up some money and going to a pro.
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You sound like you have a good marriage (three kids!) and this is a strain that might not be necessary.
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Truthfully...I have never been married... so I may...
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Where are some appropriate places my wife can wear see through clothes without getting in trouble or being asked to leave? Are most nightclubs ok with sheer clothes or dancing with breasts exposed?
My house is totally appropriate! Need my address?
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Someone told me i was the lowest most disgusting form of slut since i love to guzzle cum. he said cum drinkers are the most lowlife kinda slut and should be treated like subhumans...is it bad that im turned on by his attitude of me?
Would you like to discuss this over drinks one evening?
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My fetish is seeing cum on clothing, the more the better. Anyone share this?
You and bill clinton share the same fetish.
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I am married, i have 2 kids, but i am in love with someone else, i cant go to him its forbidden but i cant forget him no matter what. help me plesssssssssssssssss
Are you looking for validation? Is this a soap opera? Who said life is fair?
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Do the right thing! Get the fly out of your head... or it will make you crazy.
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Did anyone else know that when a guy jacks off standing up and there is music on he will start doing it to the beat? My BF was standing up doing it and I had music going, I look over, he is like dancing to the beat and he couldn't stop!
Yeah! I think perry como works best.
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How can i kill myself without pain and with out missing it?
Seems like you got yourself stupid without too much problem.
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What happen if i take ecstacy pill with empty stomach?
I think it's better on an empty stomach... you won't get nauseous, but you might get anxious.
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How old are you?
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How many people out there use sex toys in their relationship with their partner?
I have a ton of toys... girls have run screaming from my bedroom. I think it's the basket.
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Maybe I should go from gas powered to quite electric... what say you?
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Do you think your sex drive will diminish as you get older?
I can answer with one word... viagra!
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Why dont you go screw yourself?
You know... in brooklyn, them is fighting words... but since you have the heart of an ANGEL... I'll give you some points.
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Can a penis have a friend?
My penis has his own account on AB...
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What did one ball say to the other ball?
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Hey! The guy in the middle did all the shooting, why are we hanging!?
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What could possibly posses you to ask a Q like this?
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Do you find Roseanne Barr attractive?
Oh yeah! A total sexpot!
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Want to find out what people on here think about you? Type just your name in an answer so that people can comment with adjectives. I'm not responsible for what people say about you.
First I would like to homage ABers not here...
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RosieGHM... the gentlest, kindest soul here.
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Sharona... big softy hiding behind a shield of gruffness... one of the most interesting to me... really needs a shrink... needs a lot of love and understanding
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MoonGrim... always steady... no matter how I try to rattle him.
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Poly Math... a sharp mind with the heart of a teacher.
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Do you know where all old Goldman Sachs top-employees are working now?
At the white house
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Is Icy prego?
For a second I thought I was facing a palimony suite.
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Would you see Barry Manilow in concert?
True story...
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A long time ago my friends parents went to chinese restaurant in the city one saturday night... in the corner a piano player was singing 'mandy'... it was him!
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I guess he 'made it' after that.
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I would not go.
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What did you eat for dinner?
That would be last night...
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Chilled Maine Lobster Medallions roasted baby beets, tender greens/herbs, lobster mousseline
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Chestnut Pappardelle braised veal cheeks, pearl onions, orange scented veal jus
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Olive Oil Poached Chatham Bay Cod in the style of chowder, potato confit, clams, parsley
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Sautéed Diver Scallops endive cooked, raw, brown butter scallop jus
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Six bottles...
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I think I am going to start enjoying a drink in the morning before work, what is a good alcoholic beverage to have in the morning?
40 oz. night train beer! Breakfast of champions.
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If you found a half empty liqour bottle in the bushes where it looked like a homeless person was living would you finish it for him?
This is a very funny question! You take their booze... they will kick your ass...
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Beg change on some street corner and get your own.
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Can anyone tell me what Pumpkin pie is like?
No pumpkin pie on ganymede?
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Are you a 'jump out of bed and go' type or need time to get started?
Me... I wake up... stretch a little... scratch a little... check my left side to see if I got lucky... tell the housekeeper where to set my breakfast... scan the days news... check e-mails... exercise (ride my bike, skip rope, work out)... have breakfast...
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By now I'm ready for a nap.
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Do you think the more you have the less you appreciate it? So those who have the least appreciate it the most?
In my experiences... it truly depends on the person. I have a lot... mucho a lot... I appreciate everything I have... When I stop appreciating something... I give it away.
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It may well be that we are all Lucky in one way or another....it's just that some of us are too busy complaining to notice. What do you think?
Rosie... I am hard core! I NEVER complain.
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Every every single day of my life I realize that I am truly blessed... I share my blessings.
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Do you ever feel totally alone? If so what do you do to help yourself feel better?
Log in to AB!
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I almost always have company... it seems like.
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Excepting those who want to kill us because they don't like us, why is it so hard to accept people who don't agree with us? Do you care if someone prefers Jazz to Rock? Potatoes to broccoli? Why do you care if someone worships a different deity or none?
Good point Rosie! Not me... except bosten red sox fans... I can't imagine taking someones life!
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Are US soldiers glorified welfare recipients essentially involved in "make work" projects--including those in Iraq and Afghanistan?
Tell us how you really feel!
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Do you know where all old Goldman Sachs top-employees are working now?
Always have... but never more than in the current administration.
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Deuteronomy 2:24/25: “ This day will I begin to put the dread of thee and the fear of thee upon the peoples . . . . who, when they hear the report of thee, shall tremble, and be in anguish because of thee.” If this isn't terrorism, what is?
All 'thees' not one 'thou'!
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Terrorism is a verb... what is this jewish? Do you see jews acting on it and making pieces out of humans all over the world with joyous abandon?
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A CIA "torture prison" has been uncovered in Lithuania. What's your reaction to this?
Lithuania!... Well... cheap work force, no unions, good value per beating... I'm happy.
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Is murder and terrorism the same thing?
A murderer shouts 'die you bastard!' a terrorist shouts 'allahu akbar.' Which means... my god is busy right now so I will kill you for him, to show him I love him.
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Why do local liberals fantisize about revolution? (i.e. George Bush is a Facist, Monarchist, Imperialist, Tyrant, etc.) Is it their "emotional urges" which lead them to these psychological extreams?
I think it is hemorrhoids that drives liberals to these emotional and psychological extreams.
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A book about killing gentile children written by a Rabbi has become a bestseller in Israel. Where is the outrage? Imagine if this author was a Muslim? What does this book being a best seller tell you?
I missed the best seller garnish in your Q. But I saw the part where the rabbi was thrown in jail,
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You want a document of hate... the koran has over five hundred (500) examples of hatred towards the infidels.
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It also has one hundred+ (100+) directives to kill the infidels.
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Do any of the *older* generation in your family like listening to modern day music?
My mother listens to black sabbath! It's SO embarrassing!
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Especially when she does the air guitar thing.
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Hey CT... nice profile.... here's some music for your approval... My mother loves em.
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Once again I stumbled across an article claiming that fans were outraged to find that Britney Spears lip sings. Why hasn't anyone learned their lesson? She does not sing live...EVER. Never has and most likely never will. Whats new?
You think it's easy to jump around AND remember the words! Doesn't bother me, I like the show...
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How come everyone at my school hates me becuse i like nirvana?
they say that there over rated.
Those bastards! Don't listen to them... nirvana is mostly excellent... not all of it... I love em.
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On a Scale of 1 to 10, How Do You Feel About Your Body?
Greek gods envy my body! 9.348...
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Top-tear or Side- (End-)tear checks? Carbonless copy, register, or both? Single-check book or business check (3 or more) book? Or do you use checks at ALL, now?
I am so glad I have an accountant... and a financial adviser... and a broker... and an independent auditor...
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Is there an immunization against the recession? And if so would you take it?
A big-ass shot right on the butt cheek!
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Are we in another deppression?
I self medicate.
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Say what you will but can times be all bad if you are still trying to "lose" weight?
You calling me a fat bastard?
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O.k. here's some points.
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Do you think the STIMULUS money is being spent as our President claimed that it would?
Do you have to ask... I think it is a terrible fraud committed on americans!
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It is breaking our country... only 14% of it is spent... and more & more we hear of the fraud and waste in the 'disbursements' of it!
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Chase just informed me that the APR on my credit card balance will be raised substantially, and if I refuse to agree they'll terminate my card of 3 years. Considering the bailouts, is this a) cheeky, b) illegal usury, or c) time for a revolution?
Why do you think they call it 'chase'?
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I think most smart people will get a lot smarter with their finances as a result of this mess... the banks will shake down because of it.
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Whatever you do... be smart... if you must, tell chase to take a hike!
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I use chase, they are good for me... but not for credit cards.
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What is a cool thing to do on Thinkorswim program?
I actually know a couple of guys who hate it!
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They recommend going elsewhere... you have experience?
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How can you use technical strategies versus all the other strategies to see if it is possible to gain an edge in investing.
I remember numerous instances in various B schools where students used darts to pick stocks... and most did better than the experts! Most! If only marginally... still....
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Are any business owners having problems financing their commercial buildings?
Friends in the biz say that commercial real estate financing is expensive and difficult to acquire.
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Commercial loans of any kind is very very tough!
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Is their really anybody out there who does not lie or bullsh*t's?
Sooooo.... Is sexyrabbit truly sexy?
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How do you handle people that "never hear a word you say?"
What was the question?
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I don't talk to them.
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Sarah Palin, would you?
YES... YES... YES...
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I hope she runs!
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It grates on my nerves that obama is touted as a genius (the smartest president ever) and yet we don't see a transcript (mine is framed) or only one small example of his writing, which was embarrassingly sophomoric.
obama was president of the harvard law review... still no writing.
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We need a citizen president (we could argue that obama...
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Would you take back a cheater, if it would benefit your children to do so (financially, mentally, etc) I am not doing well at this single parent thing and my kids are suffering and are developing behavioral problems. What do I do?
Take him back... put some conditions on his return... it will happen again, BUT play it smart... keep him around at least till the kids reach a more stable age.
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Sit and think of what you want from him... sad to say back maybe fidelity should be three or four down the list.
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Take him back.
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You think I'll get beat up for this?
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Have I ever offended you here on AB? I'm wondering because my friends I've gained here seem to be absent or un-responsive. I will willingly leave this place if you so desire it. I don't wish to make a good place a bad one. Cheers. Ready to leave~
You seem like a good guy, but... be a MAN! What is that 'ready to leave' stuff... er... bubblegum72...
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Maybe a new tag would help...
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And one more thing... try photoshop to get the red eye out.
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What do you order at Starbucks?
Check this out...
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How many Jelly Belly beans can you stuff in your belly button?
Daisychain... you are soooo busted! You must have been stoned to come up with this question.
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Have you ever eaten a kebab from one of those carts in New York City?
They are a almost like a joke in NYC... all over the place. When I come out of club at 8 or 9am... they are there!
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I shop at yellow rat bastard on broadway.
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How do you pronounce Ghormeh Sabzi (an Iranian herb stew)?
Wish I knew how to write it phonetically. I love the persian language, I speak a little because I have a persian friend. I love to speak arabic also, but persian just sounds more exotic.
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Have you ever tried middle eastern food...how would you describe the flavours?
Tastes like a warm and safe home... taste like mothers' love.
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Do you like kebab?
Kebabs are probably the most ancient foods on earth... I would say kebabs are the first prepared foods ever sold.
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Out of all the middle-eastern foods, i think turkish is the best. You?
It might have a slight edge... it is distinct from other kinds of middle eastern foods especially the pita... it is more sophisticated... but moroccan cuisine holds its own...
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I have no idea!
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What do you eat with falafel? What goes well with it, to make it a meal?
As a meal... rice and salad... chumus and tahina... olives and pita...
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I like it in pita with tomatoes, fried potatoes and hot sauce.
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What herb goes well in tabouli salad? Some people use mint. I happen to like cilantro, but some say that cilantro is too strong a flavor for tabouli. Any other herbs that would work well?
I'm not sure about mint... never had it in tabouli.
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Anyone ever tried the spice ras el hanout? What's it taste like?
Oh... it is the best! Tastes like heaven... there are many variations... all exquisite...
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Just saying it makes my head swim... when I go to the arabic specialty market (sahadi's in brooklyn) and the smell makes my eyes half close... the spices... the zata... labna... the fresh pita next door. I need a nap!
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Thank god we have a market here in NYC, because the local supermarket just...
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How do you eat kebabs?
With warm pita bread... olives... feta cheese... a simple salad... yogurt sauce w/garlic, dill and finely chopped cucumbers... maybe rice... maybe fried potatoes... some spicy sauce... pickled vegies... cold beer...
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I'm getting horny.
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Where is the best resturant to go in london? For a Curry? And on a date?
I'll take that as a proposal... I will let you when I'm in town... but if you are in NYC, let me know! I know some places here.
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How do I cook authentic Thai food?
Why does it have to be authentic? Thai cooking will stand up to any derivation.
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I'm taking a cookie baking class on Monday....what kind of cookie would you like to order?
If I called you a cookie... would that make me a crumb?
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Sounds like you are going to have fun!
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If i put a blindfold on you and gave you a bite of a red delicious apple, a sip of water, and then a bite of a gala apple, do you think you would really know the difference?
Forget the apple... how bout you on me the blindfold... and you just bite me... and I'll guess where you bit me!
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Apples always come up around thanksgiving.
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Which soda do you think tastes best even when it has lost its fizz?
I love orangina rouge (I have ten cases in my pantry) it is litely carbonated but delish that way!
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For some reason I became addicted to grape soda a couple months ago after disliking my whole life! Whats up with that?
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A doctor friend says he asks patients how much they drink, and then multiplies their answer by 4 for the truth. Do you think he is correct?
Ha! I would never lie to my doctor.
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What, if anything, goes well with parmesan sauce?
I have a half wheel of parmesan sitting upright... I take hot well drained spaghetti... swish it well inside the cheese until the hot spaghetti is well coated... serve. Best as an appetizer.
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One of the great pleasures of my life!
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Are you or any member of your family really fussy eaters?
When I was growing up...
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Other mothers said 'come and get it' my family would say 'try and eat it'... after dinner we didn't brush our teeth... we counted our teeth! R.D.
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Fussy eaters drive me nuts!
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When you stay away from home for a weekend or longer do you happened to get home sick?
I am at home where ever I go... a month before I get homesick. I actually miss NYC as much as I miss my house.
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I almost always have company at my house... my friends come to me... I stay with them...
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Would you rather find your teen smoking marijuana or drinking liquor as a form of weekend recreation? Got to choose one!
Smoking! As long as it's not my stash!
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How respectful are you?
F U!
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Does allah lie?
"and [they] deceived and Allah deceived and Allah is the best of deceivers" Sura 3:54
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Gee, I guess allah is the best liar of all.
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Likewise the phrase of Allah "being the best deceiver". kheir ol makarein, is also used of Allah in Suras 8:30 and 10:21. Sura 10:21 says Allah is the fastest in planning/deceit
Other references to the plotting/deceit/scheming of Allah...
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What exactly makes Israel Holy?
See those two holes in israel... one is the west bank the other is gaza... holy... get it?
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A book about killing gentile children written by a Rabbi has become a bestseller in Israel. Where is the outrage? Imagine if this author was a Muslim? What does this book being a best seller tell you?
The mosloms know what to do with children...
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A book about killing gentile children written by a Rabbi has become a bestseller in Israel. Where is the outrage? Imagine if this author was a Muslim? What does this book being a best seller tell you?
Is this why the world is littered with the body parts of children blown to bits by jews?
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I have spent time in some settlements... I could not live there, yet these people live in a sea of molten hate. They are brave to my mind. I would flip in short order myself.
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You found a nut 'rabbi' who is condemned by all jews... are any musloms who bomb and spew hate condemned? They are...
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American Right To Life, the self-proclaimed "personhood wing of the right-to-life movement" attacked Sarah Palin today for using "liberal, pro-choice, socialist terminology" in her political rhetoric on abortion. Has hell frozen over?
Thanks to global warming... hell is just fine. It's here in NY that I'm freezing my ass off! What was the question?
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Should banks have to pay a tax on their profits in return for the support they received from the taxpayers?
You mean they don't pay taxes!? Those bastards!
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Love the sex pistols btw. That jonnny rotten... and sid vicious.
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What would consider success in Afghanistan?
Keeping our ass in one piece.
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Change? Losing my job is change? WTF Mr. Obama?
You meant hope and change...
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I believe that no matter who the president is, the american people will prevail. Maybe swing too far one way, (left in this case) but we will make a come back.
We will be stronger and smarter than before!
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We have, after all, our constitution to guide us.
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Which country do you think will be super power of the world after 20 years?
I think the right question should be... 'Which ideology will emerge as the super power in the next twenty years?'
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Dang if I know.
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Do you like Americans? Why or why not?
Hey ali... from your picture you look like you can pack a nice ass bomb... 60 or 70 pounds... I'd say. If you need help packing, call me! I will pack it nice and tight! for max effect that is...
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Only if you can't find some 13 year old to it... maybe your mother will volunteer to be a martyr... I'll pack her ass nice and tight.
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Why are so many Americans obese and gay?
Already you are planning who you will kill off when you take over. I bet any weak, gay women army can defeat any moslum horde... assuming your brave fighters don't hide behind women and children.
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MY "uplifting" quote for today: "Any good I can do in this world, let me do it NOW! For I shall never pass this way again!" ! Will you please help start the "ripple" that will eventually create a wave of WORLDWIDE goodness by sharing an UPLIFTING quote?
My grandmother filled me with jewish quotes, proverbs, 'wisdoms' etc. I have a photographic memory but this defeated me... she said, 'when you need one... it will come to you.'
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No matter how good I am at remembering facts... wisdom must be learned by living...
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“I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders.”
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The only thing that comes to...
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Can a terrace invoke terror?... and if so... terrorism being a so-called bad thing... should we just level the planet or respect the mountains?
It's scary that we share the same planet... whoever you are.
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What are your favorite 'vamp' moments in movies? I'll name two below...
In 'the whole nine yards' when matthew perry opens the hotel room door and natasha henstridge is lighting her cigarette... WOW!
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In 'stardust' when michelle pfeiffer transforms into a young beauty and looks approvingly at herself in the mirror... melts my... er... heart.
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Two very sexy moments in movies... of course there are a lot more, they are just not coming to...
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You were kidnapped at night in your sleep and wake up the next morning in the middle of Central Park in New York City with no money. What do you do?
Do I still have my phone? I'd order breakfast...
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Why does it hurt more to love then too let go sometimes?
When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving oneself, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.
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Oscar Wilde.
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ME and my boyfriend have a 10 month old baby we have only been dating for 2 years and we live with eachother . he stays home all day and we seem to argue all the time whenver it get heated he throws things and he choked me 3 times already what should i do
What kind of answers were you expecting to get? Vow to stop making stupid mistakes from now on and you should be ok.
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Why cant i find a boyfriend? I am an overweight girl but i love who i am. But, guys dont ever look at me with lust or love in their eyes.
Just going out on a limb... but the way you say 'lust' somehow clues me that you are looking in the wrong places. Try looking for guys who are more cerebral.
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It also seems like you are now self perpetuating your own dilemma, you should change something to break the cycle.
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Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis loved Central Park. After her death, a part of the park was named in her honor. Which landmark in the park carries her name?
New Yorkers LOVE central park... No one as much as me! Skating the main road... singing (and drumming) in strawberry fields on sunday morning... the zoo... a gondola ride with a bottle of champagne... a picnic in sheeps meadow... great summer concerts... and plays... finding a secret place to make out...
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Since the 9/11 attacks, 3 million bulbs of this flower have been planted around the five boroughs as a symbol of hope, and the flower has been designated New York City's official flower. Which one is it?
I picked up a few... they were given out free... beautiful on my rooftop patio... cheerful and sexy. Mayor loved em.
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Should New York Democrats have done more to help Bill Thompson in the 2009 Mayoral election?
Keith... I do believe in term limits... but thompson would be a disaster for the city right now.
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My dog whines in the house, so I take her out. But then she barks and wants to come in, so I bring her in. I do this cycle 3 or more times a day. What should I do?
Doggie shrink... your dog is afraid of missing something. How about a doggie door?
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How would you like a hug?
A real, full body, bone crunchin', breathtakin' hug? Can we include a vice grip ass squeeze? OK!!!
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Last time I tried that... the recipient almost passed out in ecstasy!
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If someone walked up to you on the street, and said, "wait right there its very important" How long would you stand there?
I would move as quick as possible...
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Do you refuse to buy certain products based on your political beliefs?
I always make an effort to buy american... but I do love italian cars.
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Do you think that voting for the bnp in the next election is the only way to stop labour and its loony immigration policy?.....if not what is the alternative?
Britain seems to be slowly trying to move in the right direction. I think there is a slow simmer of discontent between the locals and the immigrants that will explode eventually...
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The only slowdown to the problem as I see it, is to STOP all immigration now.
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The problem of muslom expansion will never be solved and never stop.
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Would you dare enter the rape tunnel? See link
When does art become assault? Pun intended.
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What streets are the best fashion stores in New York City located?
Hard question for a NYer like me to answer... did you mean the best 'bang for the buck' stores?
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Did you mean the most creative stores and storefronts?
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Did you mean the most expensive stores?
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Did you mean stores that are most fun to walk thru... because of the music... or watching the girls try on stuff in front of a mirror... or just people watching (tourists are fun)......
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I want to leave Michigan for New York City like, really, REALLY bad. I have $2500 plus a credit card with a $4000 limit. Do you think I should take the plunge... or am I just insane?
I am an insane new-york-ohalic! I almost can't imagine having a home anywhere else.
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Relying on your credit card is not too smart...
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It would be better if you have a friend that would give you some couch time... until you find a room somewhere.
You should also be very diligent about finding a job here.
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I say GO FOR IT!
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Do you find intelligence in a woman sexy? I am a member of Mensa who is well-educated. My dad tells me this is a turnoff to some guys and limits my choices. Do I have to dumb down to attract more men?
It never ceases to amaze me what women would do for men.
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Since you used the word 'sexy' instead of 'attractive' I can tell you this; I belong to 'sex club' for about ten years now and we all agree that intelligent women are by far much more fun than... even the best body... which, as a club, for us is not a leading indicator.
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Your dad is correct but...
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I am a white woman who is very attracted to black men. However, I have read they have 7 times the rate of HIV compared to the general population, which is enough to scare me away from them. But does that also make me a racist?
Can you possibly find a sillier way to beat yourself up?
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Isn't it time for instant replay in baseball?
THIS post season is a good argument for it. I hear the umps get pissed when the vids show a bad call.
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What's cuter: a chubby, white bunny or a kitten?
A chubby? Whats that? I thought it is an erection.
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What is your favorite expression for describing someone who is not with it?
One nugget short of a happy meal.
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One sandwich short of a picnic.
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One beer short of a six pack.
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Are you an organ donor on your drivers license?
Sure! Except for my balls... might need them in the afterlife.
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Mountain Momma is now a Maestro!!!! Congratulations Mountain Momma!!!! Who else wants to congratulate her?
Wow MM...
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If i give you a smile with you smile back?
Oh sure! Love smiles... you start winking at me... I'd get worried.
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True or False, you will stand up and fight for a friend even if no one else understands?
Is there more than one of 'them'?
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How easy would it be to forgive someone who commented on a physical flaw of yours?
Don't care about that... question my mental stability and I get really pissed.
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Are you worried about something Momma? let me give you a check up... I'll let you know...
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Do you work Saturdays?
I'm free anytime on saturday... and sunday.
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One day might not be enough time.
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Am I pretty at all?
You are a bomb!... quick, give me a kiss!
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What is it about death that scares you?
I'll only get one chance to do it right.
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I had a surreal burglery the other day and some one stole the empty space off my bookshelf
Dang! An empty space is so hard to come by.
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What is your idea of a fun day?
A wet T-shirt contest.
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Is a Miss wet T-shirt competition, sexist or just harmless fun?
Where can I find a Miss no T-shirt competition?
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I just realized that I've spent 12 hours, on and off, on the internet, checking in on answerbag every so often. What was your longest session?
Four years... occasional bathroom break though...
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What's in your medicine cabinet right now?
Got a badge?
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If we conservatives are so "crazy" has you liberals claim,why is someone from your mentally challenged hord shooting at Lou Dobbs' home?
Who you calling crazy?
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It seems that AB is getting more polarized. It is all "republicans this" and "democrats that".. am i alone in the opinion that such labels are near meaningless?? That people should be elected on their merit? which seems to be lacking in all politicians.
You are never alone. But... if we all have the same views on AB... I would get bored... unless I was listening to bach's cello suites... genius!
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"It's easier to unify Republicans because mostly they want to stop things. It's harder to unify people when you want to do things." What do you think of this quote?
Well... as a quote, it is silly. But, there is room for fine tuning...
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Why might Halloween be considered the training ground holiday for drug abuse?
Why should drug abuse be limited to holidays?
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Since the election, Fox News has blamed the economic down turn on Obama. Now that the economy has turned around, they're giving credit... to Bush. Does this make sense to anyone?
OY! It would be nice if you spoke english before attempting to watch fox.
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Is barack obama ever going to do anything.
With any luck... NO!!!!
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Should the US give up on diplomacy with Iran?
The persians love americans and all things american. We should not give up on them.
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The mulluhs and all things muslom is the problem that needs to be dealt with severely.
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Have you ever been with five or six individuals at once sexually?
I have been to many orgies... only people I know well. Belong to a club... so much fun! Especially when it goes on for hours and hours and hours.
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I'm happily married but love to have bisexual relationships from time to time~ i don't cheat so my husband is always involved; any tips on "coming on to a girl"? i enjoy the friendships too......i just always have a hard time moving to the next step...
You'll be surprised how easy it is to find a girl to join you. You'll also be surprised how difficult it could be to have girl join you.
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You have to really talk it out with hubby ahead of time. It's usually much better if one person takes control, until the three of you know each other well. I also always demand test results showing no disease. The more intelligent the girl,...
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When can I be the activity of the day?
I can think of some sweet ABers of whom I would like to make the 'activity' of the day!
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Do people think you’re a geek just because you toss your salad instead of stirring it?
How do you stir a salad?
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Ok... maybe if it was a finely chopped mediterranean salad with crumbled feta cheese and fresh parsley...
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If there was proof positive of heaven and hell (or what ever you believe in for the afterlife) what would you do differently now?
Hello Grace Sweety Pie... I believe we are in heaven right now. Sadly it is not a supernatural heaven. If there was proof positive the whole world would descend into madness and anarchy.
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Here in NYC it is wednesday the morning of the world series... chilly... rainy... but I am in front of my fireplace with a glass of hot earl grey tea... and two laptops, one is on AB. I am in heaven!
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When' s the last time you felt true joy?
Right now... doing peer review for a doctoral candidate in boston... never fails to amaze me how clever each class becomes to handle modern day complexities of problem solving.
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You... polly math are also clever...
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If people knew what went on in your head would they want you in a strait jacket?
I wish I knew what was going on in my head...
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My dad would say I got a fly in head.
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When did you last poop?
Getting bored Ailsa? Need more details?
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Is drinking cold water or romm-temperature water better for you?
Sparkling... ice. Flat... chill no ice.
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Can you describe your cooking in 3 words or less?
Sensual, orchestration, soulful!
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How do you make mcdonaldes fries any one who works there or something im dieing to now
McDonalds... YECH! I boil cleaned chef potatoes till firm (not hard) ... cool... skin on cut them to large steak fries size... fry at 450 to 500 degrees till golden... enjoy.
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What labels would you like to see on meat?
USDA Prime corn fed. Free range raised listening to classical music. Butchered at the peak of the steers' happiness.
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I like to make beer can chicken on my grill. I usually use Bud. I don't think it matters, just so it is liquid. Or does it?
Beer in the butt chicken? A nice dark guinness beer is my fav... gives it a nice malty nose. Towards the finish, I brush on teriyaki sauce for a nice shiny glaze. Any soft drink will you a glaze.
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Hey josie... you living large! Can I come for a BBQ?
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Want to see islum is action? Google '12 year old boy beheads man' Warning: very graphic!
If AB could remove this I would be grateful!
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I promise to stay of this thread.
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Want to see islum is action? Google '12 year old boy beheads man' Warning: very graphic!
I have had a change of heart... I am SORRY I put up the question... DON'T go to the link.
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The last time you crawled between the sheets, were you hot, warm or cold?
While in the buff... I just love cool crisp sheets, a heavy blanket and a cool cool bedroom... it takes two minutes to warm up and mmmmmm and mmmmmm... it helps to have someone to generate a little heat.
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What is a good type of bachelors in engineering to take before going to med school?
What a noble endeavor! Which schools are you considering? Obviously you're interested in research... the two disciplines are a very good match for that.
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I would start by looking for a mentor to guide you. Tough to answer your question without knowing more about you.
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I got my post grad at MIT... I would start there. I can lead you to the right people if you are interested.
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Is there any food that you hated as a child that you still will not eat?
Guts!
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Me: mom I hate daddies guts.
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My mom: shut up and keep eating!
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Mad magazine.
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Would you pay $25,000 for a box of cherries?
Can I get the pits at a discount?
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When you make something from a packet (like a pasta or noodles) do you make it just as the packet says or add things. What do you add?
Ha Ha... you mean those ten cent packet ramen noodles?
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I add all the leftovers in the fridge. One packet... three quarts of soup!
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How much alcohol would it take to get a 120 pound female (5ft 4in) who is not used to alcohol consumption drunk? tipsy?
Hey!... leave the little girls alone you... you... debaucherer!
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What's one kind of sauce?
Love sauce... cooking good!
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Do you bother to pre-heat the oven?
Always pre-heat!!! Oy, you youngsters...
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Would you consider making love without foreplay?
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I rest my case.
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Have you seen these newest trailers for the end-of-the-world flick, "2012?" One is embedded, and the other is linked, right below this question. Will it break attendance records? (Who wants to go see this with me? I'll buy the popcorn!)
Hell no!! Last time you tried putting your hand on my lap.
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McCarran LAS is always crowded but offers good services to fly ins.
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This one (of many) reasons I love hollywood movies... the directer tells production what he wants on screen and they make it happen. Let's see what roland emmerich does with his budget... I'm excited. Just keep your hands to yourself, bitch.
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Do you think burlesque is making a comeback?
In NYC... big time!!! I love em.
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What is your opinion on Boboa Fett?
Had lunch with the bastard the other day... left me with the bill!
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What is your favourite scene of a science fiction film?
Soooooo many.... but here's one...
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The movie 'fifth element' when standing on a ledge, the first view of the city... with flying cars etc.
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While we're there how about the noodle shop/ boat that floats away from his apartment unit. Cool...
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If, & its a big if. We were ever to be visited by, lets just call them "aliens". Would it not be hilarious if they, far from being intellectualy & technologicaly advanced than us. Were total & utter dorks? We could tell them Mickey Mouse was our leader.
You mean... he's not!?
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Why do Muslims hate the Jews so much?
Why do 11 y.o. palestinian girls love death?
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Why do Muslims hate the Jews so much?
Why do 3 year old muslom girls hate jews? Because they are pigs and apes.
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Why do Muslims hate the Jews so much?
Why do musloms hate dogs?
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Why do Muslims hate the Jews so much?
Why do musloms hate gays so much? This guy seems like a nice guy... with a smile, if you were gay or an infidel or did anything against sharia... he would hang you!
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Whats the longest Anyone's ever gone without food? With me it's four hours at the most!
One crazy weekend... went to the white party... stayed for 36 hours... so, fasted for about two days.
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I guess you guys have me pegged for NUTS!
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What comes to your mind when I say Kmart?
K-'smart'!
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I have heard Democrats on TV lately blame Bush for the "sub-prime housing meltdown" ..........which Democrats caused. Is that not the definition of "chutzpah"?
Bush is causing a global meltdown by causing global warming... all I know is that here in NYC I'm freezing balls off!
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Is it possible that Bush is mainly responsible for 9-11 because he set off the lunatic fringe with his two wars and cowboy politics?
911 happened before w bush did anything... what are you talking about?
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Why did Obama win the peace prize?
I give up... why?
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Motorbikes my kawasaki gt550 got 3 wires going to the flasher unit but only 2 wires make contact ,so why it got 3 wires
What color is the unattached wire? Are the flashers also running lights?
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It might be the ground wire.
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Where can I find the sparkplug on the Yamaha YZ 250?
Your question really made me chuckle... Yamaha really buried the plugs. Especially in their quads... I love em. I think you might need a special tool for the plug, ask the dealer... keep looking, I never had a yz, but I love yamaha two strokes.
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Think about where the top of the cylinder would be... you might have to remove parts to get to it. It's probably not a quick change... so get a...
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Header pipes leaking underneath my maxim 650. it was leaking for 5 minutes than it stoped. I think it was just water. were the water was comming out there was no seal or anything it was were 2 pipes connect. anyone know what it would be
I own an '83 maxim 650... I love love '80s style bikes. Mine is modified a little... more of a 'bobber' look.
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Do you mean where the pipes meet the head? Do you have stock pipes or aftermarket? Does the bike still run?
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How to make my yamaha rs100 run faster
Why? You have a gem...
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There is 'faster'... and there is 'quicker'
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For faster, you need a gear change... the bike was not made to go faster.
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For quicker... there are plenty of racing bits for two stroke engines.
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You'll get a 'hyper bike'... not fun after a while for street riding... the noise alone becomes a pain in the ass. I will admit...
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My yamaha r6 wont start the lights are on and everything but when i press the start button all i hear is clicking and it wont fire up
Clicking sounds, I found, are almost surely a sign of a weak battery. Your lights require less battery than the starter. Before you start spending shop money... I would definitely recommend a $25 charger, a good investment.
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Why your battery drained is the next question.
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As much as some would have us believe, the words "profit" and "capitalism", if honorable shared and attained, are not necessarily "dirty words". Agree or disagree.?
"Honorable shared'... does that mean I should give away all my money.
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After all, I made big profits when I sold my company.
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Under Bush we were attacked nine months into his presidency. Obama has gone ten months without an attack. Any thoughts?
We should make obama king of the world... then the world will be safe from terrorists.
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Obama deserves the nobel peace prize because he made peace between professor skip gates and sergeant crowley. Remember?
He is also getting the heisman trophy and will be named car of the year.
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I am repairing damage caused to the finish of my dresser from a chemical drip. It is a tiny spot smaller than a dime. I am currently applying stain to cover it. What do I finish it with? I do not know if the finish is varnish or shellac.
Varnish implies multiple coats, used by pro's. Shellac is effective and much easier to work with.
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How dedicated are you to this dresser?
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I just watched Twilight the other day, have you seen it? What did you think? Will you watch the next one?
A real chic flick... I was warned... yech!
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That kristen though...
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Anyone here see the original Willy Wonka in theaters? Were you munching out the whole time?
Way before my time... love the movie!!!
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My munching problem is this... love movie theater popcorn... I can only handle a 'smaller' one.
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And I eat the whole thing before the previews have finished!
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Maybe a shrink could help.
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I just looked up one of the "hottest" nightclubs in my city. I looked around the photo gallery. My question; Why do most of the people look like huge goofballs? lol!
That's me you see! Guilty... I get carried away...
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Just checked out the site... and wow I've been to envy... b.o.r.r.r.r.r.i.n.g!
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I go clubbing to dance not to people watch.
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Mrs. D... as long as I am admitting to being a goofball..
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I would like to ask...
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Are you still married?
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Do you think your taxes are too high?
I pay 16k a week (no job)... what do you think?
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Can We Legally Opt-Out of Paying Income Taxes?
You will 'legally' go to jail.
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How will i be taxed for granting a perpetual easement to a cell tower company? Is it capital gains, and if so, am I taxed on the whole lump sum amount paid to me?
For fed purposes... yes! you must declare regular income. Also watch the city ordinances... the tower owner must agree to cover all city easements, permits etc etc.
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Would you let a teenager get a motorbike?
No way! Well... depends how well adjusted the teen is, and where the ride is...
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Maybe...
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Ok go ahead.
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I'm looking to buy a 1983 yamaha venture royale, i had a 1986 honda gold wing... how do they compare ....
I have a newer goldwing in my stable... for power, comfort etc. nothing compares! I traded a pals fully dressed venture (later version).
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As expected... it is a different ride... not better, not worse... but definitely encourages a more sporting or aggressive ride, even fully dressed!
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My wing had no trouble keeping up! It just felt more relaxed. I think you get a more 'ride...
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I am looking at putting screamin eagle big bore stage 1 kit on my 08 Dyna FXD. Anyone know how much it cost to remap it?
Doesn't screaming eagle come with or sell the ignition module?
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What do you think when you see a woman riding a motorcycle?
I think of my mom, who when I was 14, made me learn to ride her triumph bonneville. She said I was to bookish and spent too much time indoors... she was right!!!
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The whole block came outside to cheer me on. Thanks mom!
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Anyone know how to get a powered hang glider liscense or if you have to.
The answer is... it depends. Powered parasail does not not. Hang gliders do not, but (I'm sure you know) require a lot of training. I spent a day on a beach (in S.C.) gliding dunes and getting a feel for it.
It all depends on rate of climb, amount of gas, weight etc. There is a recent FAA class called sport pilot license... supposedly you can get it in a week or so. It opens a whole...
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Do you believe in Antidistablishmentarianism?
Believe in it!? I can't even spell it!
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If whenever you snapped your fingers, you could transport yourself to anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Finger snapping never worked for me... these shiny red shoes work wonders.
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What's sort of guy dating with woman by paying nothing, or accept her pay for him every time over 4 years ? How you describe this relationship ? (Both in moderate class & the guy in early 50 old, woman a bit younger)
You busy friday night?
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Do you believe that true love actually exists, or is it just mutual attraction along with exceptional compatibality that makes couples stay together?
Mutual attraction or exceptional compatibility has nothing to do with true love! What is true love? Wish I knew.
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What makes couples stay together? Wish I knew.
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Good question...
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How come whenever I eat, I feel like throwing up? Sometimes I get really dizzy, too. But when I burp, I start to feel better. What can I do to stop this?
I used to be the same way! When I was two months old.
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A nice joint, natures remedy, should fix you right up!
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True or False, the last time you burped, it felt good?
Call me crazy but a good fart always brings a sly smile to my face...
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Should airlines be required to allow passengers to leave an aircraft during a long delay?
Hell yes!!! Make it costly for the carriers and they will quickly work out the bugs.
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Why don't normal commercial planes have ejecter seats controlled by the pilot? Surely this would be ideal in a terrorist situation?
Not sure... but the thought gave me a serious case of the giggles... thanks.
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Is it possible to create an airship that consisted of an envelope that contained Helium, that could than be heated by an internal heat source, which would than make the Helium lighter than its normal state and possibly Hydrogen?
Why heat helium? I don't think heated helium is lighter... I will ask a friend.
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I would like to ride in a massive dirigible airship... I think one could be built with a carbon fiber half cradle holding the envelope open from the outside. This would eliminate the need for an internal frame. More 'living' space, lighter weight.
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I've heard of new flexible type solar...
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Now that it seems that the F-22A Raptor is extinct, what if anything will take it's place as the premiere USAF air superiority fighter?
Are they extinct? I know there are almost 200 delivered in active services around the world (about 140 in the US)
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The decision to discontinue the line has been made?
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They will be active for years... they will age nicely.
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I predict new outstanding tech in 15 years or so will change the face of warbirds dramatically! And raise the price exponentially.
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Maybe we will all become...
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When Boeing 707s, 717s, and any old Boeings were retired from airline fleets, were they just scrapped, or sold to second-hand markets? What really happened to them?
In 2000 I visited the airline graveyard in the mojave desert, you are allowed in by invite only. I flew in.
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Wow! There were literally hundreds of retired commercial aircraft in this huge field. There were dozens of the big 747's in various states of undress.
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I was there because I saw an interesting article about a couple who turned A 747 a house... I could do that!
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Turns out a...
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Are you a member of AOPA, EAA or ALPA?
AOPA and ALPA. ALPA is for commercial pilots, I am not so no interest. You?
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You're a WW2 fighter ace or bomber crewmember, what plane do you fly?
I'm a P-61 or P-38 man myself.
Just curious... why P61? I have had the good fortune to actually pilot a P51... they are simply amazing!
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I am looking to purchase one for the aviation museum at teeterboro airport. In time...
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Why don't commercial airplanes have a backup landing gear?
The landing gear on heavy aircraft take tremendous loads but do so reliably. What makes you think they would need it?
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Would you like to go up in a glider?
It is an amazing experience, once as a passenger. I have flown a powered para sail at balloon shows twice
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Have you ever seen the Spruce Goose? I saw it today and I am utterly amazed. It is SO incredible and it makes you feel so small when you stand next to it. What do you make of this fantastic aircraft?
I would love to see the spruce goose! Somehow... getting such a huge plain into the air almost seems impossible...
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With a couple engineering tweeks it may have had a long field service.
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You have inspired me to make it a point to see the goose.
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Do you think it will be NY against LA in the World Series with the old yankee mgr winning?
That would something for sure! Go joe torre! a class act.
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I am a yankee fan. I am a joe torre fan.
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What do people do at the beach?
Funny... beyond girl watching... I can't think of a single thing!
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Why are some people on the USA for our interrogation tactics? If I had to choose one country in the world to be 'tortured' by it would be the USA. You get mutilated, burned, KILLED, etc in other countries. Our tactics hardly seem like "torture".
Some people regard anything more severe than lunch at Dennys' is a good reason to bash the USA.
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When is the last time you dined out on Mexican food?
Last week... went to Crema on 17th street. Good food with a french flair made by owner/chef Julietta, a little mexican chic.
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I go there when I need a fix of oaxacan mole, very elegant, and her soup is great and the drinks are creative. NYC has the best mexican rests. outside of san miguel de allende (which, btw, is the most beautiful city on the planet, second only to verona in italy)
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What are the advantages and disadvantages of going into restaurant or Cafeteria business?
I have a friend in the restaurant business... he says... if god wants to punish you, he'll make you owner of a restaurant. Strange! This guy makes plenty money.
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On the other hand... when a night is busy, things are moving well, people are eating, talking, laughing, drinking... he is in heaven! But it means he busted his balls!
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If yours was a query regarding getting into business......
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How much would you spend when you eat out?
I average 500 bucks a week... triple that at home if friends are staying over... that for drinks and deserts... and the same for 'snacks' (wink)... and then there is my budget for broadway... concerts (kiss is coming to town)
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New York has so many distractions! I love New York!!
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How much would you spend when you eat out?
All that
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Iranian woman are now prostituting themselves for money. Has the Islamic regime caused this, because of the lack of jobs for woman..their birth rate is very low, is that why the Islamic Mullahs are in a uproar?
Persian women are generally very pretty... a real shame they live in hell.
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What is the difference between a Conservative and a Liberal?
If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how...
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What is the difference between a Conservative and a Liberal?
Conservatives believe in equality of opportunity...
Liberals believe in equality of outcome.
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Conservatives believe our economy has a problem of spending... Liberals believe our economy has a problem of funding.
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Which is hotter - green or red thai curry?
Both could be mild... but green curry lends itself to being made spicy.
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When I make red curry I would usually add pumpkin or something along those lines (long eggplant, sliced bamboo etc.)
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When I make green curry I add plenty of sliced chilly peppers and basil etc.
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I make curry dozens of different ways... my current favorite is a red curry with chopped dried shrimp, it is a more...
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Do you think obama is bush lite, and thereby all presidents past, present, and future are working for someone or some group other than the united states citizens?
Not sure about the second part of your question... but yes bush lite! Less statesmanship... less class... less intelligence!
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Did you see the Spanish prime minister's daughters! ? WTF! Who is he,Gomez Addams !
This really increases my desire to go to spain.
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Do you believe capitalism should be unregulated?
What a silly and transparent question.
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If you were going to Broadway and were forced to choose between Phantom of the Opera and Wicked, which would you choose? why? Thanks all!
Phantom is a must see! Wicked is ok. There are some great new shows coming to broadway... as well as great shows off-broadway... and off-off-broadway. Get out there and enjoy!
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Why do muslims breed like animals?
The so called palistinians average 11.5 children to a family.
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Even dogs have trouble matching that rate.
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Please don't insult mother nature by comparing her to moslims.
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US has the highest prison pop. 756 per 100,000 more than any country and no nation not even China imprisons a larger percentage of their population than Texas. Any thoughts?
Decriminalize drugs and three quarters of the prisons will empty. This is my libertarian view.
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Since mohammad, admits he is 2nd to Jesus, did he pray to Jesus too?
Let's compare the two men:
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Jesus preached tolerance, forgiveness and love for fellow man.
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Mo (pbuh) 'preached' greed, hate and love for underage little girls in the bath... wives, little slaves girls by the hundreds. This is one reason europe is suffering a 'rape jihad' today... usually underage girls.
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Who is the founder of the Islam religion?
Many answers by musloms watcher ABers claim the religion was founded by allah...
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It's hard to imagine a supreme being producing such hateful gibberish that is the korun... with allowances for mo's (pbuh) perverted animal sex deviancy sprinkled along side primitive views of the physical nature of the universe.
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Religion in general was meant to calm the inner savage of humans......
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Anybody mention roman polanski?
Took a thirteen year old girl aspiring actress to jack nicholsons' house... gave her champagne... when that wasn't enough to quite her protests... gave her a quaalude... while she cried out... raped her orally... vaginally and sodomized her,
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Destroyed her life and career.
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Is now a cause celeb for every liberal nut in the world.
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Empire State Building celebrates the 60th anniversary of the communist revolution, with associated mass murder, slavery and forced abortion. Anybody know how many tenants in the building are connected to Chinese interests?
Don't know... but I love the ESB... or I did before.
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If I was a story book princess, would you rescue me from the evil villain or the dragon?
I think I understand, leo. Sometimes... if only for a short time, you need to be swept off your feet and taken on a carpet ride.
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It must be a magical time of laughter, food, music, dance and... a kiss?
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I don't mean like a 'birthday date' but an easy stroll in the park... a sidewalk table where even if there are a thousand people walking by... you become SO focused on the...
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If I was a story book princess, would you rescue me from the evil villain or the dragon?
Sure... do I get a kiss?
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I seriously enjoyed my pupusa's today, does anyone else like them as well?
pupusa... isn't that a traditional method of carrying babies by american indians?
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How can Muslims honestly expect us to believe Islam is peaceful, when they use a thirteen year old boy as a suicide bomber?
Please allow me to set you straight... islam is a piece-ful religion.
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They want to make pieces out of you.
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Is there one, single piece of testable evidence that clearly points to a creator god?
There is, I believe, one piece of testicle evidence...
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Which person who is not a politician do you think would make a great president?
Bugs Bunny!!!
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If you have to leave your present country for years or forever, where would you pick to re-locate? America is famous for asking for the tired, the poor, the foresaken, who will take us in?
I'm hiding out in your house SHARONA!
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Have you ever successfully gotten an autograph from a popular politician?
I got an autograph from a popular pornstar once... close enough?
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What is the quickest route to world domination for the average person?
First - you need an evil lair... on the moon or in a volcano...
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Staging a military coup against Obama? Has this country become a Banana Republic?
Well... they promised he could keep the dog.
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This country has become like old navy!
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Grayson, a first term democrate congress person, has just said that "rupublicans want people to die when they get sick" because they oppose the health care bill. He's refused to appologize. Double standard?
Is this hate speech? Is he fear mongering? Is he promoting class envy?
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Is he saying republicans are "deathers?"
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Liberalism is a mental disorder.
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What would a hitwoman be hitting on?
Yo ass sucka!
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Is there a punch line?
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Can't you left wingers and right wingers just kiss and make up?
You put your left wing in... you pull your left wing out... you do the hokey pokey and you it shake all around... the right wing!...
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Would I have to kiss SHARONA? She scares me!
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All of George W. and Jeb Bush's children have been in trouble with the law. Why is it, unlike all Americans who commit crimes ranging from sexual misconduct to felony prescription fraud, the Bush kids never go to prison?
They committed horrible crimes!
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Do you prefer to sleep Naked or do you like your PJ's?
In the buff! Love the feel of crisp cool sheets when I get into bed.
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Why do guys think girls look hot in the morning? Bad breath, messed up hair....I'm kinda scary in the morning....
When you wake up sporting a woody...
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Why are women so CRAZY about diamonds and jewelry in general? Aghhh!
Upon further reflection... another question for me should be... why do I love to buy jewelry for women?
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What is your hip size?
I am off the charts hip! Also my 'cool' factor is pretty high. But not my ego... that's fo sure!
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Hey! big spender,what did you buy that for?
Ooooh... big spender... because nothing gets a girls clothes off faster than 'that'!
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What would you rather be doing right now?
I am doing what I want to do.
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The democrats loudly complain about the crminals in the Bush white house. Why are they doing nothing about William Jefferson, D-LA who has been indicted, among other things for bribe taking? Or does everyone keep $90,000.00 in their freezers?
A good place to look for answers is when clinton was caught raping, groping, snorting etc. it was called 'boorish behavior.'
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So... dems don't think they are acting criminally... just boorishly.
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Has any social ill/issue (drugs, overpopoulation, privacy, taxes,war, cruelty, etc.) been resolved in the past 25 years? Which one?
I will be talking to my elected reps. I demand they do something about cruelty right away!
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I think cruelty and etc. or two issues we can resolve by government intervention... fines... jail time
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Why is universal health care bad?
I mean, the neo-con act crazy. But the French and British have had it for a couple of generations. No problem. Japan has it. They've the 2nd biggest economy. No problem. So what's the bad thing about it?
Oh... it's the 'neo-con act crazy'
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This is all the fault of the neo cons!
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Gene... you embarrass yourself! Get informed.
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If I say "I did not vote for the president, I do not generally approve of his policies, and I know I will not vote for him in 2012 either", is that hate speech?
I would classify this as 'strongly dislike' speech... so, you ok!
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How many stories to the building where you live?
There is an apartment building in NYC... 65 floors! I would love to live somewhere up top.
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Michael Moore has a brand new movie out portraying the truth about how the Republican party under the Bush regime raped this country blind. How many right wingers are going to own up to this?
That fat blowhard! His other movies where completely proven bogus.
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I've considered myself to be a Republican more than a Democrat. Yet I vote for Pro choice and gay marriages. I'm "conservative" to an extent. My question is, am I the only one like this? There must be other "hybrids" out there.
I'm with you!
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I do have a problem with a day before a baby is born... breach birthing its body... then inserting a vacuum hose and sucking out its brains until its skull collapses... and then pulling it out completely and tossing it in the garbage can.
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Or... taking a born alive botched abortion and putting it in a closet until it dies 10 to 15 hours later... something obama felt...
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What is your attitude to Israel and its people?
The israelis are heroes for having the courage to develope and live on the land they now live on.
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They took a swamp ridden, desolate and mostly empty land and in a short time made it a modern thriving democracy. The list of israeli achievements is way too long for this post.
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Add to all that the fact that they are surrounded by a few hundred million muslums who are trying to push them...
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If you are a fan of Glenn Beck and if he admitted he was a racist, would you stop or continue watching his show?
Spent two minutes watching his show... he is so feminine I almost threw up!
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I do kinda lean towards conservatism... which makes me more of a humanist than any liberal I ever met!
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Do you think this latest terrorism scare is a tactic by obama to scare us in order to control us?
I would like to revise my statement... there was nothing... nothing from obama to show the appreciation of the good work of law enforcement for stopping ALL these recent attempts at mass killings!
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But he has plenty to say about the bonuses that will be given out by wall street this year.
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I guess bonuses are a bigger threat to america than terrorists!
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Never in our history has one...
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With money replacing time and membership as key parts of the interest group system, describe the impact on American democracy. Which groups are being negatively affected or left out of the process of interest groups influence of policy and policymakers?
Is this a homework question?
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Is it torture if an infant child with colic cries all night and makes his parents delirious from sleep deprivation?
It is torture to listen to colicy obama and his endless speeches crying about how bad this country is!
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Why is it the US leading the charge, & the IAEA have the right to snoop into the nuclear programs of N. Korea, & Iran while they ignore Israel? It was Israel not to far back killed 1,000s and bombed a budding dem. back to the stone are over 2 soildier.
Israel is a responsible steward of its' nuclear stockpile.
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Iran is continuously promising to wipe israel off the map... I'm sure you agree with them. Iran is sponsoring 3 proxy wars... iran is promising to bring about the 'end of days'... and a new caliphate... and the seventh madi... I'm sure you have no problem with any of these.
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For Christians: Is speaking for God or judging another or condemning another person to hell in God's name blasphemy? Is it okay to speak for God and presume to know God's judgement okay?
Wynper... Be afraid... be very afraid!
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For people who want to outlaw abortion: How many years would you put a woman in prison for having an abortion and why?
A tactfully subtle question, bravo! I am an evil conservative and yet I think abortion should remain legal.
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I do have problems with late term abortions where the baby's body is pulled out breach... its' brain is sucked out until the skull collapses... and then pulled completely out.
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I do have problems with botched abortions... meaning the baby is born alive... and then left...
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It's society's responsibility to make sure everyone's basic needs are met. Do you believe this statement? why?
Sure it is! Let's outline the 'basic' needs.
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1- Place to live... give me an apartment in NYC.
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2- Make sure I have enough food to eat... basic food.
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3- Basic cable service... so I won't feel inferior.
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4- Cell phone... in case I get a call for a job.
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5- Internet connection... a la al gore who said internet connection is a basic right.
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6- Car... Mass....
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Anybody want the ramadan roundup?
Ok, here it is...
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Ramadan Roundup 2009...
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Jihad Attacks: 203
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Countries: 16
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Religions: 5
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Dead Bodies: 735
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Critically Injured: 1125
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Anybody see or read the Kaddafi speech to the U.N. General Assembly? What did you think? Will he be an assassins target? (If he's not already)
Nah!... the many despots of the world love him! He is the king of kings.
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Mo is a time warp to the day when the biggest, most savage led the clan in order to ensure it's survival.
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Others like him are chavez, castro, zelaya, putin, kim il something...
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Funny... they all seem to be buddies of obama... and he loves them!
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Does anyone believe the gov't spends our tax dollars wisely? If not, should we pay them?
We pay taxes to avoid prison.
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If I say to my congressional representative, "I am not a cog in a great social machine. I am me, I am not yours. Use my taxes to pay the cops and the army. Otherwise leave me alone" is that hate speech?
You must be a conservative! It is a given that you hate. We have always been a nation of 'individuals'... the socialists are trying to convince us that this is wrong!
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The socialist want us to subjugate our 'id' and 'ego' for the greater good... or... be a cog.
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They say 'it takes a village' to raise our own children... meaning that the government...
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If I say "Most politicians are self serving, easily corrupted and marginally competent" is that hate speech?
Yes... but only if you are referring to democrats!
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How many pictures do you have that could put you in this kind of trouble? What should have been done differently? [LINK]
A bubble bath is such a happy memory for children, it is natural to take pictures.
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Some of my best baby memories involved taking baths! As an adult, I try to create new bath/ happy memories... but it now needs another adult to make it work... and candles... and bubbly (champagne kind)... and... never mind!
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If I say "I did not vote for the president, I do not generally approve of his policies, and I know I will not vote for him in 2012 either", is that hate speech?
Yes... and according to jimmy carter you are a racist to boot.
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So... if you love your country and believe in the institutions that made us great... you are a right wing nut that wishes violence against the president... according to chris matthews.
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Can you tell me what is happening in our country?
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Let's just say for argument sake you are reasonably good looking. Do people assume you are shallow or stuck up because of it?
They do... and I am. After a while I get so tired of people "hitting" on me I shut out the world.
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Have you ever felt restricted as a homo sapien & what was the endeavoring to do?
I like my brain just fine...
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I wish we were as gifted physically as some of the creatures that share the planet with us.
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Seriously, have you ever been took for something: what?
A girl took my heart... chewed it up and spat it out.
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It was very sobering!
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Not something I will allow again.
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What's the difference between a liberal and a Democrat?
Liberalism is a brain disorder... democrat is a party affiliation.
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Are they any Black Conservatives? If not why?
The treatment black conservatives get from black people is truly atrocious.
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I was feeling a bit depressed today and I ate basically the entire contents of my fridge. To be quite honest, it did make me feel better :) Anyone else ever do this? I was wondering, why is food so comforting?
Try cooking something nice... the feeling of accomplishment is tremendous!
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Try exercising... it releases endorphines which make you feel good.
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Be strong... remember... we love you!
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French onion soup and ________?
A french kiss?
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How do you go about making an omlette?
There are many answers... I say do not beat the eggs too much... use 4 inch teflon pan... I add a little light cream to get the omelette to fluff... you can put anything into omelettes, my fav is leftover pizza.
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For extra fluffy finish under a broiler... you will impress!
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I watched a super program on the telly last night about a man who is opening a British Restaurant in Italy ! Do you think he will succeed in persuading the food conscious Italians that British Food is worth eating?
What is british (english) food? Stinky cheese? chipees (fish and chips)? crumpets?
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Is alcohol (rum, vodka, whisky, etc etc) still ok if it sits in a hot garage over the summer? Or does it go bad?
Assuming the bottle was not opened... Alcohol will last years... the liquors if opened (anything sweet and heavy) might attract bugs and go bad. The worse that can happen to alcohol is it might lose it's smoothness and a little strength. But I'll assume you'll mix it.
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Today I rode on a horse drawn wagon. When's the last time you did that?
In central park, late at night, on cobblestones and with a little chill in the air!
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The continues clop clop that echos off the surrounding trees fills your heart with something magically unexplainable...
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Wanna go for a ride?
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What is your favorite Thai dish?
I guess you start with a nice pad thai... but thai food grows on you and with you. It's complexity is nothing short of amazing...
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The more you learn to eat it... the more you delve into the rich choices... the more become sophisticated it becomes.
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Any good recipes for thai currys?
Thai food is the most elegant in the world! (then Mexican and French is a close third.
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Get curry paste ready made from thailand... it is VERY good. Unless you have patience and time to make your own.
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It is also mad easy to make, for a dish that is soooo heavenly. I like them all... I have my own subtle variations. Get any good thai cookbook. Try to keep it simple until you become...
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If you owned a sushi restaurant what would you name it?
Samurai Sushi Saki City.
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What foods would be paired well with a high alcohol content beer?
No food at all!
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Are you an Ice-Cream lover?
I love ice cream in the winter months when I get dry because of the dry air... but mostly I love gelato!
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Do you ever feel like people are talking at you but not with you?
Yes!... every time I must deal with some gov. bureaucracy... now I just send my attorney!
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Alex... on occasion I spin an opening set for a friend... may I use some of your tracks?
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I'll keep you informed of the feedback I get.
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Have you lost respect for Gordon Ramsay recently?
I like the fact that he raises pigs... with his young children becomes attached to their charm and then takes them to the slaughter house himself!!
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Then feeds them to his children.
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Pumpkins seeds or pumpkin pie?
Toasted pumpkin seeds sprinkled on a chipotle pumpkin soup...
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Saturday evening I left a still wrapped Arby's regular roast beef sandwich on my kitchen counter to eat later -- and forgot about it. It is now Sunday evening and it was sitting on the counter for about 24 hours. Is it safe to eat it?
The fries you could leave for a century and it would be ok.
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What are some nice herbal teas?i only drink regular hot tea....
Is it snowing? Bitter cold? Windy?
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For me... a fireplace... english prose... and earl grey... my fav! A touch of honey... not over steeped.
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I just need some company...
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Some people say that skinny people can’t be great cooks. Agree or disagree?
I smell you cooking a little bias there...
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Who is your favorite Broadway actor/actress ? (or both!)
Too many to list... currently I really like kelli o'hara from south pacific... great voice.
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Angella lansbury, patti luponne, nathan lane, jerry orbach... you?
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Why is racism widespread in Islam?
Arabs are the most charming, giving, hospitable people on the planet.
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aslum is the cult of the shark... cult of death... it must keep feeding... it must keep hating or it will collapse from the fraud that it is.
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They are proud that they have a god who is deceitful... who lies to his so called enemies.
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Somebody must be blamed for the fact that this is a failed society... in every...
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Why is it here in the USA an 18 year old is old enough to vote, die for their country, and go to prison but not old enough to drink a beer?
I know that NY (and NJ I think) Drunk driving accidents for teenagers between 18 and 21 was cut by a FULL three quarters!
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Sounds like a good law to me!
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Does it bother you that black people are still attacked to this day when they stand up for American principles?
The disdain that liberals show conservative blacks is breathtaking...
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Even to the point of physical harm.
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Gotta chuckle...
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Has Fox News completely lost their minds?
How DARE fox go against the mainstream media!
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You think obama is pissed? He seems to criticize them a lot.
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Are you shutting your lights off on March 29 to raise awareness about the over use of electricity? Why? For info go to http://www.earthhour.org/
Look in my eyes... the lights are off!
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School that banned Obama speech will bus kids to Bush speech . Really?
I didn't read about bussing... but when h bush gave a speech to schoolchildren about the greatness of america and told them to stay off drugs... the left went NUTS!
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The justice department started an investigation on the legality of spending $24,000 to run the speech.
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Why have Wall Street reforms stalled?
You mean the reform of taking all their profits?
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Maybe because goldmen sachs is more powerful then even the government.
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"Daddy, when are you coming home?"
“We had your favorite dinner tonight. I ate it all up, even though I don’t like carrots. I really, really miss you, Daddy. I try not to cry. I know you don’t like it when I cry. I sleep with the light on in case you come home to kiss me goodnight.”
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Little girl who lost her father on 9/11...
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Is she waiting for a bullet from those sick of hearing about 911?
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If we start shooting Republicans in the head, will we liberate America from boring 9/11 stories?
You had better make it a good shot... because you will not get second chance.
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Can you Explain this: .. The Satellites Witness the Truth of this Man After 14 centuries from the event . Watch the video clip (below) in the reference URL.
I watched the clip, mostly... (I kept falling asleep)
I learned two things 1) satellites sound like submarines.
2) the proPhet uses satellites to wAtch you! make sure you are not masturbating. So can get your rewards in heaven.... big falafel balls.
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So remember before you get the urge... remember the prophet is using american satellites with the help of google earth... to make sure you...
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Can you Explain this: .. The Satellites Witness the Truth of this Man After 14 centuries from the event . Watch the video clip (below) in the reference URL.
The opening prayer was very nice... soothing...
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The rest... boooooring... but you might fullfill your religious decree of brainwashing the brainless... keep going!
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GO JIM!
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During WWII somewhere between 3-5 million Gypsies, Slavs, homosexuals, mentally and deficient, and other minorities killed in the death camps, why is it only the Jew get lionized?
The jews remember their own... there are close to a hundred thousand hauntingly moving books written by jews about the holocaust.
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The contributions to humanity made by the jews throughout history made the holocaust more biter to the civilized world.
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You can just choose to ignore any reference to the event... it can't be that hard.
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Why we hate hitler, i love him, he was a great leader and had a great ledership qualities and his nation was totally behind him.
He was a terrible leader... he made so many mistakes as he micro managed the war... it cost him the whole war.
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A great leader would not need to use the brutal repression he committed on his own people to lead.
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A great leader would not need to scapegoat minority groups to stay in power.
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You need a little study before you commit to hitler.
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How do you like to eat your potatoes?
I like ketchup... potatoes is just a way to get ketchup to my mouth.
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Do you feel Obama is succeeding in his goal to destroy democracy in America?
Tough to say yet... but I am sure he is looking for retribution of sorts.
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Bringing america down to the level of say... iraq, along with their health care system is a start.
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Single-payer health-care is good enough for Iraq but it's considered Socialism in the US? Even when it's recommended by G.W. Bush? Please explain...
(see link)
You are saying we should model our health care system to that of iraq? How about afghanistan?
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The democratic party is not the same party of 100 years ago..they lost their focus. Do you agree or not?
Hi Cat... they are not the same dems. as even 50 years ago during the time of JFK.
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The dems of today are agitated liberals who refuse to believe socialism is dead. So while the russians are moving towards capitalism... even the chinese are trying a little capitalism to move their economy along.
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JFK cut taxes... the economy boomed. Reagan dramatically cut taxes and doubled the tax...
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Somebody left me a comment stating Obama's address to the children also has "A lesson plan that specifically asks the K-12 student to write a short essahy on how the president inspires them and what they can do to help him in improving education" Really?
A good tactic used by dictators and despots... very unseemly for an american president.
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Obama is as much if a statesmen as big bird.
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Is it no longer republicans vrs. democrats, but liberals and liberaterians? Are the Rebulicans done?
The liberal side of the dems along with pelosi et al have really gone out of their minds...
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obama, I believe, is looking for retribution against our country.
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The left is getting massive media air support for now. But obamas' amateurish stumbling will eventually cause the press to turn on him... maybe. They can't fool the american people!
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I think these dems are scaring...
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How did George W. Bush get away with secretly coordinating the WTC attack, even with all the solid proof against him?...
Richard Nixon had a few microphone planted, and got IMPEACHED!
Somehow the justice system screwed up again- BIG TIME.
Glen... how did mother nature get away with you?
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Did we make obama wee wee out of his original speech to the children of america?
And the white house changed the study guide for before and after the speech. How dumb does he think americans are?
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Maybe he is right... who knows?
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Please tell me Obama is not a Skull?
Yes... an empty skull.
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Unless you can show examples of his writing... or his college transcript... maybe (while I get a wish list) his medical report... or his birth certificate.
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Who would like to wish our Muslim AB members and Muslims world wide some strength and happiness this Ramadan?
Monthly Jihad Report
August 2009
Jihad Attacks: 222
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Countries: 15
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Religions: 5
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Dead Bodies: 980
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Critically Injured: 2369
More strength? Let's wait for the ramadon tally.
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ABers about to go to sleep... PJ's or in the buff?
In the buff!!! love to slide into cool crispy sheets... so that it takes a few seconds to warm up... unless I get help with that
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Are you Male or Female?
Let me check...
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I just learned what a troll is (always a slow study) Who first used the word troll as it is applied on AB?
I would like to first to use stroll!
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strolling... strolling... I am having so much fun.
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take my keys away quickly!
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Answerbag is being over-run by Scientology!!! Will my fellow baggers help stop the take-over?
Ok now who is taking over AB board? Baggers?
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Baggers are a reference to long distance motorcycle riders. We use saddlebags to hold our stuff... hence baggers... got it?
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If a cannibal was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electrocuted for his last meal?
Sure... he can only get extra crispy... not bbq
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I think Im going to die? Anyone here know about phones?
Not sure if jesus will take collect calls.
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Exactly just how much is a "shitload"?
one pound more then you can carry
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People who use the answerbag avatar: why don't you use something more personal?
It took a lotta courage to put my ugly mug out there.
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Spooner... is that a noun or a verb?
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Do you think there is a government behind the government that is REALLY running things?
Oh come on!
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Do you say 'they' with that conspiratorial wink... please!
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Pay attention to what the gov is doing because that's what you get!
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Knowledge is power.
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Would you want Eliot Spitzer teaching your daughter a college course in Political Science?
The thing about eliot is... he seemed to be effective at a time when we needed someone to be. (I mean by cleaning up wall street) But he stepped on too many toes, hard.
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Maybe as a lawmaker he could have come full circle and changed the some wall street rules in order to stop the nonsense that brought us here. BUT
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Nobody messes with goldman sachs even indirectly...
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So old number 9......
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Pres. obama gave a speech and said that the contributions of moslums in america are too numerous to catalog! Please help... what are some contributions?
I hear the lonely echo of crickets...
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Women: Do you have enough confidence in yourself to tell your partner exactly how you want it? If not, why?
Wow Stormy!
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Very interesting read!... This could be a book.
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I love when my girl makes it known that she is turned on... I love talking to her during sex.
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Sorry... had to answer this one.
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I'm opening a restaurant in a small town in WI. The people hang out, drink coffee, & gossip. It's just a small restaurant with breakfast & lunch. My nickname is Kricket and our last name is Sanders if that helps any? I'm looking for a catchy name. Thanks!
Kricket koffee klub
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Do you think tipping 15-20% at an expensive restaurant is completely ridiculous, or justified? I mean, this guy brought over a couple of plates and now he's getting $50? Just because the food is expensive, does that make the waiter worth more?
In Sardi's restaurant in NYC... a waiter can make 2k in one shift.
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Which is hotter a jalapeno pepper or serrano pepper?
My ex was like a jalapeno... small and cute, but if you weren't careful she would bite you in the ass!
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Is there a way to peel onions without the tears?
Put a slice of white bread in your mouth while cutting.
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Or get johnson & johnson no more tears onion.
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which is ur favourite colour?
Chartreuse... only because I can spell it!
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Heidi Klum vs. Gessel Bunchen! which Victoria's Secret model is hotter?
Something about brazillian women... with german background...
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Do you always clean or do you just straighten up most of the time?
Housekeeper... full time and housekeeper... part time.
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I got it! I got it!
What did I get?
Did it involve a light bulb?
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Do you need a witness when a male rape a male in an iranian prison?please read link
I hear crickets... you hear crickets?
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Is there even one Islamic country that the US has treated decently? That is not installing a dictator/torturer like the Shah or supporting a royal family (like Saudi Arabia) that steals the country's wealth?
Does breathing count as being a hostile act?
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What kind of chocolate is your favourite?
I like a dark spicy chocolate I had when I traveled around the black forest in germany and austria.
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I really loved a cake called socher tort! Thank god I can find it here in NYC.
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Do you like to eat mooncake?
Is this the same as moon pie? With a cookie base, marshmallow and covered with chocolate?
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Or chinese mooncake as a new years kinda special cake?
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All of a sudden I got the munchies!
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Do you doubt Prophet Muhammed's claim to prophecy?
Mo (pbuh) simply found a way to appeal to the bloodlust of certain people around him, (like hitler and lenin etc.)
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What really amazes me is how stupid he was... and how the korun is such a mish mash of idiocy.
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Especially the timely prophecies mo (pbuh) got when he needed to hump some little girl... allah was very interested in seeing that mo(pbuh)had a full sex life.
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Why do people who are completely ignorant of Islam hate it so much?
The people who are ignorant of aslam are most probably ambivalent about it...
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The ones, like me, who study it are terrified of it.
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Then we look around the world and see that wherever there are maslums, there are sects... tribes... sheiks... mullahs... and so on and so on...endless almost.
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They decide who is a true maslum and who must be 'converted'... and the killing will...
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What is the best restaurant?
That question was out to the duchess of windsor a while ago... back when the duchess was the ultimate arbiter of class and taste...
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Her answer...
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The place where they know you is the best.
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Great answer when you think about it.
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When you are eating at a very nice restaurant, do you feel classier than usual, kind of like you're important?
As a classy kinda guy and a veteran of many classy restaurants in NYC... I can safely say... YES!
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Especially the hot restaurant of the moment when everybody has to wait months for a table and I wait hours...
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Is the burka nothing more than a walking coffin ? is it an insult to all women? is it religious?
Not the new burkas... they come with air conditioning, windshield wipers, cup holders... and proximity alerts, to maintain the important ten steps behind the men.
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Is JIHAD Killings of six CHRISTIANS in pakistan acceptable?
If they were making mischief... hell yes!
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Lord Ahmed who is the highest ranking Moslim official in the UK stated that wearing the burka in England is an insult. Do you agree or disagree? Why?
There really is a 'lord ahmed'... is it lord ahmed the merciful... peace be upon him.
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Hate to say it but... civilization has no chance.
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Whose cooking style more matches your own?
Gotta be bobby flay... we both seem to love chipotle.
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How many of your friends are gold, how many are silver, and how many are the type that turn you green like cheap jewelry?
I have bought my friends (or their wives) wellendorff rings... because they are gold!
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What's your favorite thing to eat with strawberries?
In a parfait... everybody loves parfait!
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Is it weird for someone to have their first taste of mountian dew at 16?
I did not try coke until I was seven and yech... it tasted like medicine!
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When's the last time you've had a chocolate bar?
Right now I'm addicted to M+M's almond!
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The FDA states that chocolate can have up to 60 insect fragments per 100 grams, and tomato sauce can contain 30 fly eggs per 100 grams; you OK with that?
What's the last thing an insect sees when it hits your windshield?
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It's asshole.
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Which is the best fresh fish.
All these good answers made me hungry!
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I know it's cliched... but fresh brook trout is orgasmic!
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What will happen if the whole world becomes muslum?
We see how well aslam is working in sharia law countries...
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Maybe one day muslums might succeed in dominating the world! Certainly they will never stop pushing and pushing...
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They will spread hatred, fear, paranoia, complete subjugation of women...
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And then they will start to judge true maslums from fake maslums. Judge the fake maslums as not worthy of living... and the killings...
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Why do people that obviously despise Islam go on to the Islam site and ask provocative questions? Why do they feel the need to do this? Why does their hatred have to be showcased?
Maybe... could be... that we studied the history of aslum and then we look at the news around the world and see the savagery maslims commit and it takes our breath away.
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And we wonder... how can this cult so dominate men so as to make them commit barbaric acts or (just as bad) be silent to them.
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And then we see on AB the whiners... "jews did it, christians did, it was acceptable...
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The last time you cracked open a fortune cookie, what did it say?Mine says"If your cookie is in 3 pieces, the answer is no"
'Help! I'm being held prisoner in a chinese bakery'
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Do you like your macaroni / spaghetti Al dente?
No... Al Pachino
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What is the best way of cooking spaghetti?
Al dente... not al pacino
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Has the KFC recipe '12 herbs and spices' been revealed in Australia?
Revealing the recipe would disrupt the space time continuem... dooming us all.
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What is something you ALWAYS have in your pantry?
Beer... in case I run outta food.
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Where is the KFC Colonel Sanders buried?
I think they just made him extra crispy!
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What's not very nutritious?
KFC
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Would you want one of KFC's new 'Double Down' sandwiches? It's bacon, cheese, Colonel's sauce between two fried chicken fillets instead of a bun.
Who needs bread!
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What are the best ways to prove that you love someone?
Got any math or engineering questions? Want to rule the world? Easy! This seems like a real hard question.
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The answers you got so far... (just be!) seems to be right... how can that be?
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I am so confused!!! I hope my therapist is available.
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Lefferts Garden vs Crown Heights in Brooklyn, NY. Which is better/safer/diverse/accessible? Help me decide please!! I want to a safe neighborhood! (Lefferts Garden - Lincoln Rd / Ocean Ave block Crown Heights - Carroll St / Bedford Ave block)
Not so sure about lefferts gardens, it is a little more remote in respect to manhatten, and more family oriented.
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Parts of Crown hts. is 'hip' and has a lot of energy... and more difficult to find parking but has easier access to the city and highways.
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Have you been to Central Park NYC? ... have or would you walk it at night?
I have safely... but... I would stay well south and maybe around strawberry fields and tavern on the green to the west.
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Could you please give me an intresting fact about the "Twin Towers"? Mine is~It was designed by Minoru Yamasaki in the early 1960's. AND The excavating material was used in making Battery Park City on the West end of Lower Manhattan.
The gravity of the full moon grew the buildings 18 inches...
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The initial design allowed the twins a 4 foot sway allowance...
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That was changed after tests showed that people would become dizzy.
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The twins were an amazing light weight design.
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Please don't listen to those nutty conspiracy folks... popular mechanics gave a great exhaustive dissertation on how it couldn't be.
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What club would you recommend for seeing live bands?
Try picking up an issue of time out NY magazine...
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The venues are almost unlimited... that would include the free shows at the parks... subway stations... hudson river...
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Try rodeo bar for honky tonk... terra blues... fillmore (irving plaza)... mercury bar...
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We got soooo many music festivals!
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Get Timeout NY... go out... make some noise... and if on occasion you see a guy in an...
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Is as much done to combat the 1000's of American deaths each year caused by drugs smuggled in from South America, as was done and $pent to chase Osama Bin Laden before wasting billions in Iraq ... Why not send armies south to save US lives?
Legalize and tax all drugs.
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How should the British government raise funds to send extra helicopters to our troops in Afghanistan?
They could consider renting to save money.
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W my girl friend just turned to 18 she says she is virgin, and I have never been with a virgin,how would I make sure she is virgin ? first time it will bleed? or not always
Give her a lie detector test before sex.
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Do you talk with your mouth full?
Only when I'm eating crackers... in fact I eat crackers just for that purpose!
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How can I get a higher level on answerbag?
Find a cave... meditate and fast for a week...
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om shante!
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What is preventing you from achieving your dreams?
Don't have your phone number.
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What does it mean when someone says "get out of earth"?
When 'get out of town' just won't do!
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If your neighbor's dog bark at you, what will you do?
Bite him on the ass! Show him I'm a boss alpha dog.
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Why do politicians break their promises?
Why is the sky blue? Why do babies cry?
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How do you know a politician is lying? His lips are moving.
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"Suppose your were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain
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What will you do if you were Bush?
I would be a burning bush (but not consumed)... yes, it is a jewish thing... but think of the respect I would get!
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What's the worst place to visit in America?
I have a strange answer... new orleans!
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Love the food... the music... (went to the blues festival) love cafe du mont.
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Got mugged three times there!
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When you eat out Is your choice of food influenced by what others are ordering.
I love (discreetly) walking around to see what other people are eating, before I order.
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There are restaurants I go to where I say hello to the chef in the kitchen... and get good advice.
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What is your favourite tapas?
How can there be one? Could be spicy chorizo in red wine or potato pan fried well done on one side or jamon serano with figs drizzled with honey or manchego cheese
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Maybe WHERE, is a better question...
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I've been to cascais in portugal and had incredible tapas at local cafes... you pay one price... buy a couple bottles of wine and someone comes around with trays and trays of food,...
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If food were a drug what would you be addicted too?
I must say I love love my food addictions... without them I might never eat!
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Also I find food to be an opulence that is not related to money, in fact my life is full of such luxuries.
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The more of these you have... the richer your life will be... even if you don't have a lot of money.
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I have 3 dogs. A Labrador Retriever, a Chihuahua and a Chow Chow which one would you guess to be the most aggressive?
Chows are not only aggressive but tough as well!
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Labs are so lovable.
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Every time I see a chihuahua I expect it to look at me and say... 'yo quero taco bell'
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I wonder why ABers don't use texting short cuts when answering? I am on three laptops at once, I find shortcuts to be very helpful.
Ok boys and girls, I experimented with both styles and the results...
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Typing longhand I managed 16 words a minute...
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Using that texting shorthand I got 8,312 words a second!!
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Hey... I was also surprised.
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What do you think of men wearing pantyhose?
Fine... if you are making a robin hood movie.
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I just go this mint pair of old school adidas wind pants, there blue with orange stripes. Would it be innapropriate to wear them to a family gathering today? These pants are so far out of style now that there a throwback and I think there kinda cool.
Adidas are always right. Be eccentric at family gatherings... you get more attention.
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Guys when you wear a tie, do you like to wear it nice and tight, not to the point of choking, but just right, or lose with comfort?
Never liked that loose, top button open look for tie... just looks like a relic from the disco era.
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I like my ties firm on.
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A nice jacket is always (to me) more important than a tie.
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What ever happened to cursive?
We already wrote the declaration of independence!
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Have you tried the new sweet tea at McDonalds?
Sweet tea... YECH... maybe I'm too much a northerner.
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Glad I'm not the only one!
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If food were a drug what would you be addicted too?
Too many to list but thai curry and brown rice is my boutique addiction.
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Do you ever put dishes that do not claim (not marked) to be dishwasher or microwave safe in either the dishwasher or microwave?
Not just food... put my sneakers in the dishwasher and the microwave!
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At home, do you like every meal to be a delicious "taste experience" or are you content to fill your hungry belly with "plain food"?
That whole 'eat to live or live to eat' thing...
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Eating is one of the great pleasures of my life. Every meal has to touch greatness... even if it is as simple as can be.
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The ambiance is very important! Breakfast on the patio is always nice.
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Good friends can add to a meal... good wine... or a beer.
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When I take time to cook, it is always good. So good... it can be like...
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Do you know any good stuff to make out of butternut squash? We have lots in the garden.
Soup... with toasted pumpkin seeds on top.
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I love thai red curry with squash... my fav.
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What is the most important service the Government renders in exchange of taxes collected?
Protect our borders...
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Is partisan stubbornness a good thing? "Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world; Unreasonable ones adapt the world to themselves. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable" - George Bernard Shaw
I can't see the connection between the quote and the question...
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Good quote.
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Have you ever used moon shoes? Aren't they hilarious?=D
This is your brain...
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This is your brain on moon shoes.
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What's an example of the beautifully grotesque?
Gargoyles come to mind... looking for goth in europe is a fav destination for me...
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Have you ever gone treasure hunting (such as panning for gold, metal-detecting, etc.)?
In the streets of NYC I did...
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With my young nephews... after dark, we use flashlights to look down subway grates...
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If something flashes back at us we use magnates, fish hooks and even chewing gum to retrieve... watches, wedding bands, coins, jewelry and much more!
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We even tracked down the owner of a lost wedding band!
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I always wanted to be a swashbuckling pirate... this is...
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Can you help me move next week? I'll pay you in imaginary pizza and beer.
You must be thinking of your 'imaginary' friend...
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Imagine all the people...le...le...
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You have a time machine. You go back in time and kill your father before you're conceived. You'd wink out of existence, but then who'd kill your father? What happens?
First you would need to invent flux capacitor... but the hard part is to start the fluxing...
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Name one type of Flower
Calla lilies are soooo sexy... my fav.
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Great reason to how to paint in acrylic.
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Girls... assuming we were lovers... we are out and about, and I had a chance to sneak my hand down your blouse... would you let me?
I need a sneak & peak!
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Girls... assuming we were lovers... on a hot summer day, hanging on a public pier over the hudson... when it suddenly starts raining so hard, people running, you LITERALLY can't see two inches in front of you... can we have a quicky?
Here in NYC we have been having REAL downpours... sigh... so many missed opportunities.
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How do you like to eat your potatoes?
Cut cross wise and pan fried with hot peppers and whole garlic... little olive oil.
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How far do you think you could throw a potato?
I threw a baseball 55 mph at a fair... almost dislocated my shoulder... never tried a potato.
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Among the blue-veined cheeses, what is your favorite? Roquefort, Stilton, Gorgonzola or Blue?What do you like to serve with it? Red wine, walnuts and pears is our favorite...what is yours?
Rosie... sounds like you throw great parties! hint hint
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How many bits of toast can you eat without starting to feel slightly sick?
I am trying this as I type... up to slice #28 and all is well...
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Whats another way I can get back at my mom without sticking pizza crust up my butt? I stick pizza crust up my butt when she's mad at me because she has to take me to the emergency room but i need other ways to piss her off
Try sticking a VW bug in your head... there should be enough room.
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Would you rather eat a Ketchup/Pickle Sandwich or a Mustard/Pickle Sandwich?
Ketchup/ pickle sounds horrible... sorry, gotta go with mustard/ pickle... add ham, roast pork, swiss cheese.
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Toast in a sandwich press until crispy... called a cuban sandwich... another great pleasure in life!
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What's your favourite sandwich recipe?
Here is mine...turkey, bacon, cheddar and cranberry sauce.
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This sounds like a lot of work... but it is well worth it! The ingrediants belong together like a symphony.
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Make this when you have leftover whole turkey... I also make sure fresh cranberry sauce is on hand.
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In a skillet I put down two slices hardy rye bread (pumpernickle is better if you got it)
Plenty of cranberry sauce...
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What would you have in a sausage sandwich?
I will assume we are talking sweet italian sausage... I caramelize onions and peppers (cook in a covered skillet until shiny but overcooked... put a little olive oil on the bottom of the skillet, nothing more) I also fry up potato slices (small slices) with hot peppers and whole garlic.
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Put sausage, onions, peppers and potatoes in hardy hero bread... with or without hot peppers.
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What If I told you that I could reveal your fate 20 years into the future in detail? A fate that would be unalterable. Something that I could prove to you. Something that could be good or bad, but I won't tell you unless you accept.
How a person masters his fate is more important than what his fate is. ~ Wilhelm von Humboldt
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If you were one of the chosen people to board a craft, and escape the destruction of earth, because of your 'special' skill - what would that skill be?
Hey Kitty... are we getting AB in space... cause I ain't leaving home without it!
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If you were one of the chosen people to board a craft, and escape the destruction of earth, because of your 'special' skill - what would that skill be?
My 'special' skill is that I can board destruction of the earth escape craft very quickly.
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Am I the only Southerner that doesn't say the words yall or ain't?
Yall ain't above that... now finish your possum sandwich!
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How much influence do your friends have over you? Do you place high value on their opinion of you?
How long have I been on AB?
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I place high value on my friends.
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I am very easily swayed this way or that.
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"Tell me what company thou keepst, and I'll tell thee what thou art."
- Miguel de Cervantes
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I’m experiencing strange things when I try to go to sleep (there isn't enough room so I’ve added more details below). Is there something wrong with me?
Apparently you are not anonymous enough because the dream police has found you!
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Try meditating.
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Was your sixteenth birthday everything you wanted it to be?
This has GOT to be a girl question...
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On my 16th birthday the FBI came to my house to arrest me for having a 50 watt pirate radio station in my basement.
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My father talked em out of it.
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The summer of my 15th birthday the captain of the local police wanted to arrest me for flying UFO's and scaring the shit outta brooklyn.
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Thank god my father is a patient man... I wuz...
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Is there anybody on here right now whose mind is NOT in the gutter?
I'm playing handball on the curb.
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Is it time for a hair cut?
I put my hair in curlers overnight.
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Life is good, agreed?
Life has been a dream... never more so than in the last 8 years... I have traveled the world.
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It's funny how nature balances this joy by my being single for the last three years.
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Are u cute?
Old people and my mother think so.
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Are you fair?
Hi Rosie... I am light skinned... can I have a hug please?
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Do you believe in extending compassion to murderers/terrorists/mass killers? The guy who placed the bomb on the Lockerbie plane has been released due to a terminal illness. Do you agree with this action or disagree?
I really like the scotts... we have some nice scotts on AB... lucid thinkers... but I think the scottish gov. is acting cowardly .
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What will it take for you to lose your apathy?
A great crime... Even indifference is very bad.
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Would you leave your parents house just because they won't let you be with your bf/gf? Why or Why not?
Who'll do your laundry? Glad to be of help.
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Have you ever shopped at a day old bread shop?
Na... spent too much time in france... they bake twice a day... oh lord... you listen for 'chanson du pan'... the 'music' fresh bread makes...
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One of the great pleasures of life.
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Pop tarts or Sweet tarts?
Neither... I go for pop rocks! wee haa... I put them in desert for my friends... blew their minds!
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Whats the one thing that most scares you?
Answering this question!
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Apart from that NOTHING... I am so bad... the boogyman checks under his bed to make sure I'm not there!
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Whats that on the back of your forehead?
An Idea!
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"Those who show no mercy shall also perish (from this earth) without mercy!" ! Do YOU agree?
Absolutely NOT... Some bad people live long happy lives.
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Ruthless politicians get away with a lot... maybe you are thinking something else.
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Can you BELIEVE this picture!?!
http://vivekajyoti.blogspot.com/2009/08/muslim-pedophiles-mass-wedding-of-child.html
I don't know how to post URL's... please try this link
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http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/
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Go to news column on right and down to mass wedding...
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Why do I stay High?
Or... Why must I keep my feet on the ground... when my head is in the clouds.
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Want to check out my sneaky pouch?
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Can you sum up your life in two words?
Hard core.
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How do I keep my wife from picking the lock on the cage that I keep her in?
Rub cayenne pepper on the lock.
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Should you tell your girlfriend if you cheated on her?
I swear that was my sister!!!
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Ever made out with a famous person?
I briefly dated an 'A list' movie star... we made out in central park. When we returned to earth, there was a CROWD around us... the tabloids had a field day.
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It so thoroughly freaked me out... I broke off our relationship. I love my life too much to be imprisoned.
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She sent many important people to lobby me... I took a long vacation.
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Do single women often seek attached men?
HA! I'm thinkin' of getting married just so I can get a date.
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Have you ever used an internet dating site? And if so, what is your opinion on it? Do you think it's possible to meet someone you might actually want to be with?
I tried E-harmony... a disaster!!! I got tons of responses that were so totally not what I was looking for!
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I'm sure they work... not for me.
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AB is a good replacement for love.
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What advantages are there to being "older" rather than "younger"?
Well... hmmmmm... reduced fare on public transportation.
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I got an email from a guy I don't even know in Ghana. If I let him transfer $5.3 million to my bank account he'll let me keep $2.12 million of it. Should I try to negotiate up to $2.5 million, or just say yes right away?
Connect him with that guy from nigeria who'll put 10.23 million in your account.
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Why did the Twin Towers fall down?
How do you go to the top floor of the WTC?
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Wait in the lobby.
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Why did the Twin Towers fall down?
The twin towers were a monument to human ingenuity. They are a testament what the mind of man can do to satisfy the hearts wish to reach the stars.
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It is this rise to modernity that threatens those who wish to remain in the sixth century.
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Love show tunes? Check this out! 'I wanna get married'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GfL8tBjXeY
Argh... where is my the link...
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Someone help me!
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Can you explain this t-shirt to me? There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1
That's very funny! It's geek speak I guess... It's an IP address that loops you back to your own server...
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In other words, if you try to go to this address you would get looped 'home.'
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Get it...
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What do you think of the punishment of a woman in Sudan, 40 lashes for the crime of wearing pants? (LINK)
Sudan... where christian slavery is still accepted... where in darfur hundreds of thousands die and little girls get raped without end... where sharia law is used to brutally repress the population...
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The world does care about these things and yet... this silly brave women is trying to make a statement.
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She is a lot braver then me!
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If the US ranks #1 in the World for Divorce Rates, why do they interfere so much in World Politics, isn't it evident that they're not the best people in the World to get along with?
Equating divorce with world diplomacy is idiotic.
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American excellence is why the world looks to us. Getting hit on 911 is not interfering... it is being interfered with.
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Live your life... stay informed... don't worry about the us.
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Is good sex all about being open minded about it?
The more intelligent... the better the sex!
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When I "fly around" to different places with Google Earth, why do I think about how it would "feel" to be "dead"? lol ;}
Try feeling empowered! The tech for google earth is from the mind of man... not black magic.
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I love love google earth and google flight! A host of PhDs' put a lot of work into it... some are friends.
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How do you picture your "GOD"? Sandals, long flowing robes , stark white beard etc?
God is base x to n software... traveling about across the universes, creating.
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Look around you... everything is becoming software. One day we humans will become software... after all we are made in the image of god.
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We just have to survive until we evolve...
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Why do I ask questions on answerbag, why should I trust random answerbag people?
You could always trust me!
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As a mathematician, I don't believe in random.
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Except when it comes to love... I am a gullible dunce!
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Ever been to "Burning Man"? Is it worth it?
Burning man is one of the worlds great parties! You have to REALLY plan well before you go. We had the time of our lives!! We tripped for days.
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After burning man... I started my own company... cause and affect? not sure... but it changed my life!
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Some other great parties I've been to: Carnival in rio, Full moon in thailand, ibiza in spain and times square on nyc.
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There are many...
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What is your reaction when someone said "Welcome to this gay party"?
I would say 'you look faaaabulous tonight honey' and get a drink.
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I love gay parties... I am so tired of girls hitting on me all the time!
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I'm 18 (born in 91, a teenager) but I prefer old movies (80s-early 90s) better than the stuff that comes out today. Is this normal?
I was born in 74... I had nothing worthwhile to watch...
Maybe 'top gun' and 'ferris buellers' day off'
I grew up going to off broadway and to east village basement music halls.
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What words do you use to replace the word 'cool'? Do you say awesome? Sweet? Tight? Epic? Do tell.
We use the word 'killer' way too often.
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Does your mother curse?
Never heard my mom curse... but I have heard her speak her mind! Oh yeah!
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My mom taught how to ride her triumph when I was 14... she was afraid I was becoming too timid. Thanks mom.
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My parents are like hippies... my dad plays guitar... my family sings together.
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I must say it was my dad that protected me during my trouble making years... and I was trouble!
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What was the quwstion?
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I am 70 and have met and love a young woman of 19. She loves me as well. We want to marry. This is no joke we are serious. Do you think we are doing the right thing?
Go for it! Why not? It's just that the thought of honeymoon night will bring me nightmares for a couple weeks.
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As of early 2004, what is the United Nations doing about slavery and civil war in Somalia?
As long as mosloms are not being insulted... there is nothing that needs to be done according to the un
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Should it be made illegal to have sex with random men/women when you have AIDS or a STD and haven't told them?
I seriously doubt we could legislate morality, we have tried in the past.
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There should be some kind of legal consequence. Even when there is I don't think it would stop people who are that malicious.
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Is the following list wishful thinking... too much... or not enough? See answer... Am I destined to be single forever!?
I am looking for a life partner...
Yes it is a big list! But (at 34) I am getting old… I missed the opportunity to mature with someone.
You should….
-Not work… fun is a full time occupation for me.
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-Not be afraid to fly… I fly, from a two seat biplane to a king air.
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-Look decent in evening wear… I attend formal events.
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-Have a valid passport
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"Death panels" should stay in the hands of the insurance companies like they are now, right? Is anyone else sick of the "deathers"?
Well... it seems the end of life provision was taken out of the bill.
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Why take it out if it was benign?
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Accepting that communism is a flawed system and realising that equal distribution of wealth would result in collapse, do the poor deserve to be poor?
No... but most of the rich deserve to be rich.
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Name something positive about socialism.
I'm not giving up my car for a volga!
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Since chavez socialized the oil industry in his country... he is producing 20% less oil.
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On the other hand the drug trade is humming along.
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How can one claim to be a Patriot and still follow meekly under the direction our Government is taking us? Should the word "Patriot" be redefined?
Oh say can you see...
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Why did Al Gore turn down an invitation to debate scientists that believe human-caused global warming is false? After all, if his evidence is so clear he should be able to prove them wrong once and for all right? (see answer for details)
Global warming is a new religion... don't question, have faith.
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AlGore made over 100 million bucks with his carbon credit scheme.
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"Death panels" should stay in the hands of the insurance companies like they are now, right? Is anyone else sick of the "deathers"?
The insurance companies can be shamed into paying up... the government has no shame.
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You don't believe gov. beurocrats will be making decisions to extend life or to send info on assisted suicide? Google Barbara Wagner in oregon to see it already happened.
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Even the dems admit this "health care" bill is about power and not about health
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Who’s your favorite angry white Conservative Teabagger/Birther/Deather/Anti-Healh Care Protester? Mine is the lady holding the lady holding the Obama = Socialism – Beck / Coulter 2012 sign. It’s the 4th pic. See link…
Who cares about the sign? Check out the cleavage dude!
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Regardless... I think today, liberalism is a mental disorder.
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"Pakistan's top diplomat said Saturday there are no U.S. or other foreign military personnel on the hunt for Osama bin Laden in his nation, and none will be allowed in to search for the al-Qaida leader." Q: What should the US do about this statement?
The statement was made for internal consumption.
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What's the juice for the capture of OBL? 25 mil?
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I'm going to catch the bastard! You guys coming?
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In retrospect, outside the corrupt BS war on terror ... During his long term, I don't ever recall reading or hearing any good points of news that G.W.Bush actually did for the American people re domestic issues etc ... Do you?
But you did hear that GW was a baby killer, a nazi etc. etc. The lame stream media bias was tragic.
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At least GW didn't whine about it and didn't attack the media by name.
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He lowered taxes and doubled the national revenue.
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That whole abortion thing... after, say six months... no abortion! But obama twice made speeches against abortion born alive protection bill... killing...
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I have been having dreams where I'm having sex with dinosaurs, I can't stop thinking about them. It's gotten so bad that I have been re-watching all the Jurassic Park movies and freeze framing at certain parts and I start masturbating. Should I seek help?
You are not alone! Getting a BJ from a t-rex always turns me on.
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Maybe we should start a support group...
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Is there a true religion from God's standpoint
There was a time when humans needed some rules to co-exist in societies.
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We got the ten commandments... that should have been enough!
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It is so funny that mosloms say theirs is a 'perfect' religion. If the purpose of this perfect religion is to bring HELL to the planet... they are doing a fine job.
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What’s new / original in Islam? [Is there anything new/original in Islam?!]
The taliban is holding about 400 children (as young as 9) in suicide training camps.
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It is not exactly new... but it is a practice they are perfecting.
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Do most men seek to sleep with many women? And what about when they are married? I would like to hear from men. Be honest. Men who make love to one are very special!
Many women at once or one at a time?
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Have you ever just felt the need to get laid and didn't care who it was as long as they looked good
For someone so horny... sounds like you are getting picky...
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Do all men find the need to grope as much as I try just not to about every morning when I wake up I start to grope my wife's Boobs
Groping is one of my favorite hobbies (especially in public places)... second only to heavy petting.
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Can you ever really "stop" thinking?
Some people never start...
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There is the 'mind' and there is the 'brain.'
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The brain never ceases to function...
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The mind... also never ceases but... for max effect, it needs to focus. And that requires discipline!
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This is where the trouble starts.
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What was the question?
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I personally think competition is ok among strangers/acquaintances but not among family/friends. What do you think?
I think you are so correct... but the inverse always seems to be true.
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What makes you suspicious about someone?
I am always voted the most gullible by people that know me... so... fool me once and I'll never talk to you again.
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Terrible philosophy when looking for a s/o.
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Are you able to differentiate between "talent" and "popularity"? Does charisma and likeability trump achievement and capability?
Hi Rosie. Yes... there are actors and there are movie stars...
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My mentor was very mild mannered... but a powerful thinker!
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Let's face it... looks goes a long way, even without charisma, Charisma can go a long way without looks.
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Were you thinking of someone in particular?
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Do hairless cats still iritate people with allergies?
I have no allergies... but those damn ugly cats really iritate me!
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If you are not a collector, how many pairs of wrist watches do you have?
No no no no no... last person I answered that question to... broke into my house and stole all my watches!
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so I'm not telling!
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I tend to get excited when I'm about to sneeze (not like that, sicko)...does anyone else enjoy sneezing? It feels good yes?
I get excited about farting... is there a clinical term for that?.
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Quick!... pull my finger.
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If I say it is not possible for LIFE to occur randomly and you say it must be because here we are, is that the very definition of circular reasoning that ALL atheists are guilty of?
SalientAlien is obviously correct.
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Circular reasoning or 'begging the question' (as Aristotle put in 350 BC) is a logical fallacy. You fail to prove the required preposition. (or assertion)
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You say A is true because of B... and B is true because of A... without proving A or B.
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There is a discipline of mathematics that does not subscribe to randomness, Einstein (an atheist)...
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Science has never proven you have a consciousness so does it make you religious to believe you have one?
I think, therefore I is.
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Would you rather have the hiccups for the rest of your life or have to sneeze every 30 seconds for the rest of your life?
Farting is not an option? I would like to annoy people in 3D.
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If you had to sell your S/O on ebay, how much would you expect to get for them?
Well... if they swallowed a quarter, I would probably get 15 cents.
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My mum has just come and told me that I have been nothing but a nusiance since the age of 16. I have lived away from home since the age of 17.Im now 27. How would you react to this? Im devestated.
Stop asking her for money and she might change her mind.
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Do you ever feel that you are not alone?
Not when I have AB as my friend.
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Rearranging your sock draw....do you really think it's as boring as they say?
When I am at a club or bar... I invite girls to my place to help rearrange my sock drawer... always works! Never been refused.
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Think about it ....have you ever seen a bird pee?
I would like to nominate this question the deepest of the deep thoughts section.
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It will certainly be on my mind for a long time.
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For instance...
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What if a bird has to poop but not pee? Poor bird... reminds me of my grandfather.
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My friend said she lost her pet turtoise and it turned up three years later - it was under the sofa and still alive. would this be true?
If she checked, I bet she would find a large chunk of her carpet eaten away.
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When is the last time you send a letter to somebody?
Pen and paper is so last year! Besides... use paper and trees DIE!
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You want that on your conscience? I think not!
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Where would you feel more uncomfortable, talking to a group of people more intellectual than yourself, or a group more attractive than yourself? and why?
I like to surround myself with both. If intellectual in the hard sciences... math, physics etc.
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That's why I'm here on AB.
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Anybody can more attractive then me, but few can more charming than me.
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Yes... and that's why i am single!
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I just looked out my window and my neighbor's wife is prancing around in the backyard naked what should I do?
Quick... take off your clothes and join the prancing... around... thing.
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How can I get my boyfriend to have sex with me more often and to watch porn less? He watches porn and masturbates more than we have sex. Does this mean he isn't attracted to me but he is attracted to them?
You think you have troubles?
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My gf wanted to have sex in the back seat of the car... while I was driving!!! (rodney dangerfield)
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In college, what was your best leftovers?
Leftover pizza, cut into strips and cooked into an omellette... an aquired taste to be sure.
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Men does you wife give you morning sex? Doesn't start the day of with a Bang, from what I understand it cuts the chance of a stroke by 50 percent. I suggest morning sex for health reasons, What are your thoughts?
Morning sex cuts the chance of stroke by 50%?!
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Cat... is this an old wives tale just to get a little morning sex?.
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Any suggestions for reducing the chance of heart attacks?
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Has anyone believed that sex was such a special thing to share with someone that they have kept it to only share it with one partner their entire life so far?
We just need to practice until the real thing comes along... because even after many partners... when the real thing comes along...
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How many times do you need sex during the week? What are your favorite positions...and acts?
Cat! You she devil you!
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I would say... 5 nights... 4 mornings and 3 afternoons in the kitchen.
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My fav positions are so twisted (and twisty) at times I am too shy to reveal them here.
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Fav acts... anything that results in a slapping sound really turns me on! Two blindfolds are hot.
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More...
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I am a muslim convert, i wear my headscarf most days but on the odd da i wont because i am still trying to get used to it as i was a very materialistic girl who always had my hair dobe properly everyday, what are the consiquences for not wearin it
Many moslom countries have morality squads that beat anybody they deem disrespectful to izlum.
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In saudi arabia, a grandmother was rounding up a bunch of her grandchildren when a strand hair fell out of her headscarf... she was beaten on the spot! in front of the grandkids!
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If you are living in a western country you should be ok.
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Good luck with that moslom thing.
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My ex and I fooled around but never had sex. We're friends now. Our sexual chemistry was greaaat and I kinda want to have a purely sexual relationship with him. Do you think it could work?
BOOTY CALL!!
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If you could have sex with anyone in the world who would it be
3 days in vegas... 2 playmates... 1 loaded sneaky pouch!
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Bill Clinton is in North Korea to try to win the release of the two detained female American journalists. Will he succeed? And, if he does, will he have sex with them?
Very funny!
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If they offer him sex... he WILL succeed.
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He will 'debrief' them.
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The United States of America is a bloated, corrupt, poor facsimile of the Nation any of our Founding Fathers intended it to be. Do you agree or disagree, why; and what should be done to resolve the problem?
Our forefathers are rolling in their graves.
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Our current president is determined to turn this country into a banana republic.
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Obama believes that it is unfair for the US to a great nation.
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Will the United States ever be as respected worldwide as it once was?
Respct? When other countries see apachy helicopters comming at them they know enough to hide in the basement.
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Respect? No how loud the bigmouths are in the other countries are... they know the US has the quality...
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The most advanced health care and health care training. The most advance medical devises known to mankind. The most advanced pharmaceutical companies.
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Most of the...
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Is 34 or so czars too many?
They are some of the highest paid officials in the administration.
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The appointed and legislature approved cabinet answer to the czars...
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Some of the czars have radical writings and leanings.
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Is this really the right time to bloat the executive branch and grab so much power?
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If bush was doing this, the dems and the media would be apoplectic!
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I need advice on something. I am engaged to be married in the very near future, but my fiance seems to care more about money then me.My work is slowly driving me insane, I cry everyday at work but my fiance is more worried about money. What should I do?
This sounds like a bad way to start a relationship. It seems like you will be working towards his goals without regard to your own happiness.
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Don't get married unless you learn how to make yourself happy.
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You must be able to set your life priorities with him now. It sounds you are afraid to piss him off... bad way to start. Get a hold of yourself and figure out what you want with...
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I haven't received any kind of mail for over 5 days..not even junk mail! Can a mailman refuse to deliver mail to your house?
Did you give him a christmas present?
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Withholding mail is a federal offense.
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I was using computers when terms such as lace booting were common place over the years since -i have discovered one absolute truth no matter how they improve they still manage to p me off-do you agree
Actually... the history of the pc is fascinating...
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Some old fashioned terms are... dial up modems... parking your disk... floppy disk... punch cards... bulliten boards... crt screens... I'm sure more would come to mind.
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How about - 'typewriter' and 'mimeograph'
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And pong...
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What is your greatest asset and what is your biggest flaw?
Did a lot of introspective reappraisal and I can't answer this question.
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My list of assets are soooo long.
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But I got no flaws! none... nada.
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Wait a second... that is my flaw!
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I am developing a protocol for technological equipment (a satellite of sorts, maybe along the lines of a GPS, but much more of a radar detection device) that will locate and eliminate racists, sexists, ageists, etc. Do you have any advice for my protocol?
The world would become lonely place for you...
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Come to a meeting of the the eulenspiegel society... I'll get you thinking right,
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What affect would strobe light have on a kitten?
Combine that strobe light with disco music and the kitten might never recover...
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I know some humans who never recovered from that.
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My wife works in a Pharmacy does it make me weird (her words) that I have a fantasy of her coming home from work one night in only her lab coat and a thong and have sex right then and there (we own our own house the kids are asleep before she gets home)
Don't know your wife but.... But she should thank god for you and give you what you want!!!
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Why is it that when i get ro relax my phone rings nonstop? does anyone have something to do other than to call me?
Ya! Don't they know you are busy with AB?
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What was the most expensive gift you gave to your boyfriend or girlfriend?
In late 05 I outright bought my gf a brand new beemer convertible... we broke up two weeks later.
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I buy many gifts...
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Bought a hammond b3 travel organ for a friend (18grand)
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How many of you adore your life as it is and wouldn't change a thing?
Oh yes Rosie... I adore my life! I would not change a thing. Although I must eventually stop this six-night-a-week party.
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To that end I am looking to move out of the east village and closer to central park, which I adore.
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AB (and a leg cast) is kinda reminding to count my blessings and keep my feet on the ground.
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Girls,have you ever been persuated into bed by a playboy because you were young and vunerable guys,how about you? Have you ever been persuaded into bed by a maneater,exceptYouWouldNotBeASlutTheNextDay?*
Not yet... But the right 'maneater' can lead me right into a pot along with onions and carrots.
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Do men have typically more sex drive than women?
When alone... men have the edge. With a partner... I might give women the edge.
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What is your favorite kind of sex?
Hard core... heavy breathing... biting... scratching... sweating... licking... sucking... nibbling...grunting... screaming... roaming... squeezing... whispering... frantic... lifting... toe curling...
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And that's when I'm alone!
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When I get a girl to join me... wee haa!!!
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My brother 2timed his girlfriend who he has a baby with.my bro was rude 2 my bf& I told him I wud tell his gf if he didnt apologise. My bro then went and told his gf he 2timed her and she left him. my parents r blaming me. what shud I do? I cant cope.
I think even judge judy can't straighten his ass out...
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He might have a chemical imbalance.
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Maybe a good chemically balancing kick in the ass would do the trick.
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In the meantime... live your own life... let him come to you, be courteous and that's all.
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Are you a particle or a wave? Would you change if you could?
As the right particle, I might make it clear across the universe!
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As the right wave, I would touch more of the universe than I could ever imagine...
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Maybe god is both.
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Really good question for an amorphous blob!
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Could it be possible that the reason some people are angry so much of the time is something as simple as chemical imbalance? Might an "anger-reducing" supplement be all it takes to minimize/erase the anger?
Sometimes an "anger reducing" kick in the ass... jiggles the chemical imbalance to correct levels very nicely.
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Living in the east village, nyc makes me somewhat of a laymen expert in chemical inbalances.
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Why are people so obsessed with famous characters ? I mean.. They are just normal people that act or sing !
They really are 'characters'... yes they is.
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But some... musicians mostly, are so devoted to their craft... (doctors for instance) they live in a different world almost.
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This might come off as being snobbish, but the end result enriches us as a species and brings us closer to god. I believe that though I am an agnostic.
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Why the obsession? THAT... I have no idea.
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What a celebrity feels when he/she saw the fake pictures / stories created about their sexual life?
The cool ones ignore all that stuff. They live such insulated lives... it takes a lot of attention (by others) to those stories or pics to bubble up to them. Maybe if a relative or an 'inner circle' friend brings it up, they'll look at it.
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What are your dinner plans for the weekend?
I invited 25 or so friends for dinner… 8 will come early to help me cook… some will go shopping… some will bring their guitars… some will come early just to get stoned early…
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The menu
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Three kinds of calamari - fried buffalo calamari on a bed of blue cheese dressing with tomato sauce drizzled on top - grilled with parsley and thyme for the fragrance -...
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Can a lady be sexually addited to a guy?
I have so many nude women at my front door.... I have to sneak out the back!!
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Who would you say was the most famous Hawaiian celebrity?
Tiny bubbles...
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In my wine...
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Makes me happy...
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Makes me feel fine...
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The final answer.
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If I snuck into your bedroom and looked under your bed, what would i find?
Not WHAT but WHO!
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Have you ever talked to an object that could not talk back?
Does a goldfish count? When I come home I say to him 'daddy's home'... he gets excited and swims round faster.
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Cheeky little bastard!
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Do you consider yourself a . . . . . . .DISCIPLINED. . . . . .person?
Very DISCIPLINED when it comes to doing the things I love.
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Exercise, keybaords, guitar, my work... I have disciplined my mind... but my body has proven to be a much bigger challenge!
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Discipline goes when I get cravings.
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What gets you out of bed in the morning? (please don't say "my alarm clock")
I keep a rooster in the back yard... I call it my alarm cock!
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I lost my virginity to my girlfriend who i'm still with, but she lost hers when she was 15 and since then she's fucked 7 guys before me, 3 of which were one night stands, is it normal that I feel second best? and is it normal that i'm feeling very weird?
Why drive yourself crazy? Are you looking for an excuse to leave her?
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Why judge her past... why not accept what she is to you right now. Does she make you happy?.
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Me thinks you should find better use of your time and stop sulking... if you leave her you'll find another gf and another and so on, what then?
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Grow yourself... then either grow with her or with another... but you...
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Oh Dear..i have just burnt my husbands tea,should i lie and say i was busy and forgot or tell the truth that i am sat on AB answering question?
I never knew you could burn tea...
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Love earl grey on a cold winter day.
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What do you do every day at least five times?
Try to frenzy scratch the inside of my cast.
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Why is is when you need it most,It's not there?*
Murphy's law...
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The more you need something... the more hidden it is!
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How often do you lock your bedroom door?
Boy... I feel like a freak! I keep a security guard at the bathroom door.
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He who builds it, doesn't need it; he who needs it doesn't use it; He who uses it, never sees it; what is it?
A c...... too soon!
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Have you ever felt like "people hate me for my guts"?
mommy... I hate daddy's guts!
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shut-up and keep eating!
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Remember Mad magazine?
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36 POINT QUESTION (if you qualify): What's the cost of a small, 500 - 800 square foot commercial lot worth per month in Manhattan?
Please indulge my curiosity... what kind of business do you have in mind?
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Need a smile? Watch this!! It has been called the Best Wedding Entrance Ever!!!
I think this is the post of the month...
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I had a guy last night ask me to brush my teeth after giving him a blow job. Is that weird?
Practice good oral hygiene, I always say!
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What other creative sexual things can I do with my husband? My husband and I are trying to spice up our marriage life... We have tried the golden shower, and anal, and all kinds of sex positions, we have had sex in public... any new ideas?
Join THE EULENSPIEGEL SOCIETY... TES.
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I can get you an invite if you need it.
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Why is the grass always greener?
Not in texas!
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What cheezy name do you call your s/o when nobody is around :-)?
Little cheeseball... I HATE that!
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To be related is to be...?
relative.
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Are is normal for bigger breasts to sag a little more than smaller breasts, since they're heavier?
I bet you work for the government... your genius really shines thru!
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What was the first compliment your s/o gave you? In my case, he said I had pretty eyes.
Does anybody under 60 still use the term 'significant other' or s/o?
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What was the first compliment your s/o gave you? In my case, he said I had pretty eyes.
SHE said I had a nice ass... but I knew that already.
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If you were mean to someone who you really hated and they just ignored it and were really sweet to you, would you give them another chance and stop hating them?
I would scheme and plot and come up with a huge mean-ness... a real world changing doozy!
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Any good practical joke book should do the trick!
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Keep us informed!
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Do you belive the quran is the word of god?
I believe the word of god is written in our DNA. The language of our DNA software is base 4 - 4 proteins.
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We are slowly unlocking the secrets of our DNA... the math is in place, just about. I say in 50 or so years the pieces will rapidly fall into place... in time we will be all software... free to roam he universe... compose great works... like god.
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If we survive as a species. If we...
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Sex: Eyes open or closed?
open...closed...open...closed...open...closed...
ooooopennnn....closed...closed...closed.... WIDE OPEN
closed tight... oh oh oh pen... oh oh oh closed...
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ok I'm done.
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My husband wants me to say freaky things to him over the phone, when he's away on the weekends, before he goes to sleep. I'm not good at having sex talk and he wants me to be freaky with it. Can you tell me what freaky things I can say to my husband?
Canned ham is on to something...
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Playboy has sex stories (I was told) find some juicy ones and read to him.... I think there are mags that specialize in sex stories...
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Make sure the kiddies are sleeping!
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Better you than those pricey 900 live sex talk numbers.
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Good Male Masturbation Techniques
Pull.
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Repeat as needed.
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When was the last time, You were buried in the sand?
Buried in sand
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I want to know what is going on with a guy when it seems he watches porn and probably masterbates to it more than he has sex with his girlfriend that he lives with.
Looking at these boards... it seems that many girls are having this problem... I'll research it.
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My partner of 5 years is heavily into porn.We live apart & he's semi-retired so has lots of time 4 the 100+ porn movies he owns & still buying. We have a good sex life & he's great in every other way.I try to ignore it but lately its a real issue for me.
Maybe he can start a porn rental business... Then he'll be too busy to watch...
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Just curious... is it all one specific catagory... such as 'barely 18,' ... might be a clue.
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I want to build a car made out of ABer's. What part will you be?
Spare tire... I'm there if you need me.
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When I say "fresh" what is the first thing that comes to mind?
Fresco!
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Have you ever had sex with your socks still on?
Just the thought makes me limp.
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If some 13 teen year old kid came up to you in a bathroom and asked you if they could suck your dick and then said that they would even let you fuck them (and im talking about my son ) would you? cause i deffinetly would!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are a SICK puppy. You are allowed internet access in the penitentary?
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Guys: If you were in a relationship with the most beautiful woman in the world, would you still watch porn?
In front of a dressing mirror, I would stand close behind her... while taking her clothes off... I would rub my hands all over her body... squeezing... both of us watching... be creative... get a little bit aggressive from behind...
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Try it! It is sexier than any porn... and leads to great sex!
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I have a thousand more tips... book coming soon.
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Muslims don't eat Pork cause it cause worms to grow inside the body, but according to some research, so does Coke, so why not stop drinking Coke too?
Because moslums are not cannibles - I will defend them on this!
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Where did curiosity, and questions originate?, and do you think that the human race will ever evolve to become so intelligent that we will no longer have to wonder about anything again?
I question... therefore I am!
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If the world were to end because of a random act of God, what would be the biggest possibility?
Mathematicians don't believe in random... god does not roll dice. The end would come by an asteroid or meteor.
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One recently slammed into jupiter and gauged out a hole as big as the earth.
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We never saw it.
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When making a booty call, do you call someone that you connect with or "someone that gets the job done"?
In NYC... a pack of pampers and a gallon of milk... and you're in the door!
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Are you lonesome tonight? Do you miss me tonight?
Are there no romantics on this board?
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Play along people!
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Why is their no picture of any sort of the Prophet Mohammad?
There are hints in the hadith that mo was a fat glutton. Eating all those goats probably made his skin fester. There are stories about mo (pbuh) needing to clean the seamen stains off his clothes he went to prayers.
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Add to that... middle eastern men in those days had heavy dark facial features with bulbous noses and bad hygiene.
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Better off without the pics.
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All the Muslims that I have ever known claim that Islam is the original religion of mankind, dating back thousands of years before Mohammed.Can anyone provide some genuine historical evidence to support this claim?(The Koran and Hadith do not count)
One of the reasons mo (pbuh) was so ridiculed in his time, was that his revelations so distorted history as to be gibberish. The koran and the hadith contains hundreds of self contradictions as to be embarrassing to moslom scholers.
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Mo was really pissed off at being questioed, so he made sure that severe punishment was built into the cult... er religion. The so-called mischeif makers.
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When was the last time, You were buried in the sand?
Aug. 12 1984.... BUT it's been way too long last time I was buried with love.
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Does anybody care about the railroad anymore?
Love love love trains... especially those horns! I go out of my way to take train rides when I travel.
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I love sleeping in my bedroom, cos it stinks of damp, so therefore I always think Im in a caravan on holidays. Do you ever get this?
What about mold?
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What is your most important battery-operated device?
Impedance tester
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Who in your opinion is the WORST actress/actor?
Ben Affleck
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But he is a great directer...(gone baby gone - gimme shelter)
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And writer (good will hunting)
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What is an example of something that is VAST?
My mind... my love...
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What is the best way to have power over others?
Start your own religion.
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What does it mean when someone tells you,"you are a free spirit"?
Maybe not free... but surely discounted!
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If right now yu had a chance to make things work with yur first love...would yu take it?
My first is my only... I will spend the rest of my life missing her smile.
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I told my son NOT to take his wallet to the beach because it would either get lost or stolen. When he went to go home. . . . .TA DAH!. . . . . .it was GONE! BOING! Imagine that!? So then HE called ME a WITCH; because I foresaw that! What say YOUR kids?
Did you say 'BOING!'... I want to use that word!!
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What is tying you down?
"Henceforth, I'll bear Affliction till it do cry out itself, 'Enough, enough, and die.' " W. Shakespeare
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Or...
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This damned full leg cast!
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You, Ailsa?
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How far would you have to drive to cross the state border of the nearest state from where you live now?
Ar we being chased... or is this a lesurely cruise?
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The chase is on! I am so excited!
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According to Islamic law, what is the fate of people who refuse to convert to Islam and refuse to pay the Jizya?
I was asked to pay jizya... After accepting a flight from australia to thailand with a stopover in jakarta indonesia. I decided to leave the airport to try the local food, I was told I needed a visa.
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When the desk saw my country of origin was israel, they took me into a little office, where there were three (3) soldiers carrying rifles and a little shithead who questioned me. It is illeagle...
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If you were a school principal, what would you do to encourage students, especially those who face social and financial constraints, to stay in school and continue their learning? Suggest some practical strategies with reasons and examples.
In NYC our mayor ran a very successful program that gives students cash for staying in school... sure it was controversial, but it worked.
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Studies show that being a member of a school band or art club make better students.
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There is an old jewish saying... 'If you want something done... ask a busy person!' Point is... a students' job is to learn... keep them busier with...
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Can you believe in someone; who does not believe in themself?
I have met such bright minds in my life. Some were inflicted with self doubt, a terrible condition.
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Self doubt is a terrible evil inflicted upon mankind.
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How many items do you have on your "to do" list?
So many! It has now become my do-do list.
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Is fear your greatest motivator? You fear being fat, so you watch what you eat....you cling to your religion because you fear "what comes after"....you fear being alone so you settle or compromise. Is it fear that drives you?
My love of my life and lifestyle is my biggest motivator.
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What is the most valuable thing you have?
The memory of my ex girlfriends smile first time i saw her!
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By far
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Q: You're in a racing car and you're getting chased by a space ship, while the train is blocking in front of you, what do you do? A: _________
Press button A (in my mach 5)which launches me over the train while sticking my ninja sword thru the bottom of the alien ship and thereby cutting them in half.
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Now would be a good time for a cold beer.
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What can you easily recognize by touch, in total darkness?
A light bulb turned on... ouch hot!
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Whats in your wallet or purse....?
Moths
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What is something feathers are used for?
I love feathers masks in the bedroom... if you know what I mean...
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If Donald Trump were to give you an Estate, $10,000,000.00 or the hands of his daughter in marriage. Which would you choose?
I met 'the donald' and he ain't giving you shit!
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What are some things you should not wear to work on casual friday?
Socks that don't match
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What role does the Commonwealth of Nations play?
They become tourist destinations.
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Do you know why we're fighting in Afghanistan?
It is a like sisypheon curse... could we ever accomplish our task?
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Why do people think goths are such bad people? they aren't always depressed dont always wear black can usually be nice and are happy most of the time? so whats the big deal?
Morticia Addams (the addams family sitcom) was my favorite goth! So cute!
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Did all you mothers have a nice weekend ? Hope so !
HEY!!! Don't tell my mama what to do!
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What do you do when your partner cries?
Big Hug!
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Why male have breast,what is the use of it?
So that if they become pro wrestlers... they can flex / jiggle them to show how tuff they are.
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I say Walt Whitman, you say ___________?
"Be curious, not judgmental" Walt Whitman
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Is there a Hadith which says that Mecca is the Navel of the World and the first place on Earth to be created?
With new satellite technology and carefull mapping we are able to say that mecca is the asshole of the world.
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Hell is at the bottom of this hole and the pungent small it releases clouds the minds of anyone who gets close.
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This is why in the middle of reciting the holy prayer... muslums bend over and smell each other butt... makes them feel like home.
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Why there are so many divisions in Islam and why they hate each other? (Shia Sunni, mappila etc)
Hate is the cornerstone of this cult. There are over 100 koranic verses that calls for hate.
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Hate is a way to control people. It allows those in power to keep power. Cloud peoples mind with hate and they will do anything you say.
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It seems to me humanity is finally trying to climb out of this abyss called hate... it also seems to that islam is pulling us back.
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Did you know the health reform...?
The fact is nationalization and rationing health care scares me... health care run by government office workers and bean counters scares me...
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I have seen in my career, in my business, the sheer brainpower foundation that is changing the way medicine and drugs are being researched.
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We gave medical researchers the mathematical tools that are way more advance than anything seen before on...
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Did you know the health reform...?
The health-care industry is the largest employer in the U.S.
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It produces almost 17 percent of the nation’s gross domestic product.
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Yet this health care bill treats health care the way European governments do... as a cost problem instead of a growth industry.
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Did you know the health reform...?
Hospitals and doctors that are not “meaningful users” of the new system will face penalties.
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“Meaningful user” isn’t defined in the bill. That will be left to the HHS secretary, who will be empowered to impose “more stringent measures of meaningful use over time” (pages 511, 518, 540-541)
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Did you know the health reform...?
The National Coordinator of Health Information Technology, will monitor treatments to make sure your doctor is doing what the federal government deems appropriate and cost effective.
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The goal is to reduce costs and “guide” your doctor’s decisions (p442, 446).
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A bureaucrat will GUIDE your DOCTOR'S medical decisions!
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If you are a DR, said bureaucrat will...
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Did you know the health reform...?
The plan right now consists of about a 1000 pages...
It will get bigger.
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The last 500 pages or so involves the creation of dozens of new government councils, programs and advisory boards
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These bureaucrats will decide of you are to old to get treatment... or too fat... or smoked too much...
or if you are too handicaped.
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Get off QA and start exersizing.
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Did you know the health reform...?
When you file your taxes, if you can't prove to the IRS that you are in a qualified plan, you'll be FINED thousands of dollars
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As much as the average cost of a health plan for your family size
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And then automatically enrolled in a randomly selected plan (House bill, p. 167-168).
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Ever get fined by the IRS?
Ever have to prove something to the IRS?
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Did you know the health reform...?
And as soon as anything changes in your contract -- such as a change in copays or deductibles, which many insurers change every year --
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You'll have to move into a qualified PUBLIC plan instead (House bill, p. 16-17).
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Did you know the health reform...?
Nowhere does the legislation say how much health plans will cost, but a family of four is eligible for SOME government assistance until their household income reaches $88,000 (House bill, p. 137).
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If you earn more than that, you'll have to pay the cost no matter how high it goes.
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Did you know the health reform...?
Seniors should be more accepting of the conditions that come with age instead of treating them.
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Senior citizens must submit to counsling every 5 years (more if they get sick) in order to discuss alternatives for end of life care. House bill p425 - 430
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The government will decide if your elderly parents get the treatment to keep living... or the 'alternative'
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Name a movie that you saw that showed the twin towers it.?
The wiz... micheal jackson and diana ross.
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Who wants to join in on the Karaoke myself and Nunya are singing to celebrate her birthday yesterday?
Crazy chics!
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What is a rule a child needs to follow when riding on their bikes?
Stay under 55 mph.
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You go into a restaraunt, get seated and have given your order. You see the waitress wipe her nose with her hand, wipe it on her apron and then bring you your pop orders. What do you do?
What are 'pop orders'?
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I am a new yorker... this kind of stuff doesn't bother me
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Where did New York get it's name?
New jersey was taken already.
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Why is New York called 'The Big Apple'?
I guess the above sums it up.
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The uptown (Harlem) jazz musicians continued that moniker.
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But the names real popularity has only has only been around for 25 years or so... after we took delivery of 50 million big apple refrigerator magnets.
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When did England take over New York City?
Yup... late 1664 the british showed up and demanded the city... So the dutch said "Ok" and the british had a kind of parade on broadway with pomp and circimstance.
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The people who lived here lined the streets to watch.
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Afterwords, they shrugged their shoulders and went about their buisness.
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That's the story of the british takeover of NYC.
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Please wake up, I'm...
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Are you guys worried about the Bamas' health care proposal?
So we need some kind fixes... but why destroy the best health car system in the world.
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I know an OB/GYN that pays $115,000 a year for malpractice, yet she has never had a suit brought against her
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Where did the Statue of Liberty come from?
From france... originally she was wearing a bikini, (those wacky french) but she was sent right back to get fitted with a nice conservative dress
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Why is Hudson River so dirty?
Please stop bad mouthing the river I love! The hudson is clean! well cleaner...
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I swam in it many times and my thing still has not fallen off!
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The epa says that the fish in the river is edible... in moderation. And if you are not pregnant...
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Would you go on a tour of famous movie locations in New York City?
There are so many tours including walking tours including edger allen poe tours, pizza tours, stage door tours, haunted new york tours, cemetary tours, mystery who-done-it tours, scavenger hunt tours and tours that look for other tours tours (maybe not)
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I am a prpetual NYC tourist, and proud of it!
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What things can two parents and a 12 year old child do together on a weeks trip to New York City?
Pick up a copy of 'time out new york' and you'll find hundreds of free things to do. And hundreds of low cost thing to do.
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Look for some exceptionally good ethnic restaurants (and reasonable) on the fringes of the city, the lower east side, east village, tenth ave. etc. Time out has loads.
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NYC is the greatest city in the world! Safe, friendly and so much fun!
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We have...
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How much does a coffee truck, coffee trailer, or mobile coffee kiosk make?
I'm sure they make a nice living. I use them all the time.
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Harvard professor seeks apology after his arrest. Who do you think was in the wrong, Professor Henry Louis Gates or the Cambridge Police? See LINK:
The cops finally got a look at his ID and were leaving, but gates would not let it go.
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The neighborhood has had a rash of break-ins... gates' own house has been broken into. Maybe that's why his key didn't work.
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I bet he will accuse his neighbor of racism instead of thanking her for a good 'lookin' out' of his property.
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O'bama should be ashamed of himself!?
Admits he doesn't know all the facts of the case... yet he claims the police acted stupidly! I call that 'race agitating.' Is he the president of all americans? Or just 'victim' americans?.
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This is the same policeman that is haunted because his mouth to mouth could not revive a young black man he tried to save years ago.
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O'bama is telling all black...
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Should it be OK for you to take a shower with your 12 year old sister and the other kid is 13?
One can only hope that someone will slice your 'three piece' right off!! So you will have to pee through a straw!
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Don't be shy... Is anyone currently spanking the monkey?
Spank the monkey - tweak yo twinky - stinky pinky
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choke the chicken - wank the crank - thrash yo thing
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bash the bishop - tickle the pickle - wax the buick
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five knuckle shuffle - closet frisbee - pocket pool - beat the meat - crown the king - fiddle the flesh flute - milk the lizard - sand wood - null the void - pull the pope - ram the ham - solo sex - pack yo palm
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I have been...
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How quick was your quickest quickie?
About 1.32 seconds! Ha!
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Where wil you be when I come back?
At the bar having a pint
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If a bullet that could penetrate anything was shot at a shield that could not be penetrated by anything, what would happen?
The space time continueim might dissolve and put the whole universe in danger!
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I beg you... don't try it!
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What would you do, if your tv walked over to you and slapped you in the face?
Take away it's cable privilages!
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Can you describe the taste of victory?
Vanilla with chocolate overtones and a nice oak finish!
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Is it ever the right time to lie?
In the middle of hot crazy love makin'... if ever there was a good time!
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Would you say yes to a millionaire's marriage proposal if you were 75% in love with them?
I would yes if I were .00264% in love!
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What would you do if you found out your companies main supply rep had been indited on 41 charges of sexual misconduct with a minor?
Cut off the bastards main supply!
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Was Robin Hood right? Most economic systems do not favor the poor regardless of how hard they work.
Oh robin was right... those tights were a little fru-fru!
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Do you say "Turn out the lights" or "Turn off the lights"?
Clap off!
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Can you guess what i'm thinking right now?
ME!
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Im 16 years old, I recently met an attractive girl, age 15, with the type of personality I love. talked to her for Little more than a week. Everything was going exceptionally well, we were getting closer and closer, then she stopped talkin what should I d
Give her a cough drop... she was talking too much!
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So... Q & A... you like younger women?
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Why can't we all live like this guy? (check out the link)
Lived in NYC most of my life... so no holes for me!
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Maybe a subway tunnel...
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The naked cowboy is running for mayor in New York,would you vote for him?
Naked mayor? SURE!
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Had lunch with john not too long ago... he put on some clothes.
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Do you think you could live in a time or place where there are no modern conveniences after having experienced all the conveniences we have now? (i.e. no cell phone, no tv, no computer, no toilet paper)
Two things I could not do without: ice (ya, need that!)
and intercontinental ballistic missiles! try living without those!
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Do you believe the Quranic prophecy of the "splitting of the moon" came true in 1969?
You are looking at the wrong prophecy... the next chapter is the prophecy of 'leaving a size 15 footprint on the moon.'
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And it came to pass...
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Are school nurses allowed to cut off your clothes if you are injured at school? or should they wait for paramedics?
Are you having some kind of fantasy thing here?
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Why not? School nurses are usually young girls just starting carrears, and their empathy makes them... you know!
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Givimg out lolipops always helps keep the fantasy going.
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Harvard professor seeks apology after his arrest. Who do you think was in the wrong, Professor Henry Louis Gates or the Cambridge Police? See LINK:
Come-on!! This guy has a chip on his shoulder! He should have shown his ID and that would be that.
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I think he just wanted to use this incident to get some 'street cred.'
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I checked out some of his writing and to call him scholerly is being generious!
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Still... some cops are 'meatheads.' It comes with the job.
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By what specific criteria do you deem someone to be "racist"? I am not asking for dictionary definitions, I am asking for your personal criteria by which YOU deem someone racist. I shall stipulate mine in an answer.
Being biased or prejudicial is different than being racist.
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Everybody is somewhat biased. An example given by jesse jackson - 'if I am walking down a dark street and I hear voices behind me - if these voices belong to young black kids - I get scared. If these turn out to be a bunch of jewish kids - I relax.'
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Racism is what happens when you act out on your bias - such as not...
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Are you guys worried about the Bamas' health care proposal?
I am! Yes we need to somehow reform health care, but do we need to destroy it and the economy first?
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Do older guy, younger girl relationships work?
Having doubts?
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He says he loves me, I mean the world to him, I'm his best friend and his soulmate, but he doesn't have a heart to give me right now since it was damaged from his divorce. He's scared of hurting me. But would a man say those things without being in love?
What he is saying is setting off alarm bells, because it really sounds like he is keeping his options open.
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If he huts you later, he can say... 'I've always been honest with you'
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Why are men so full of shit.
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Been dating a great man about 3 wks, He's been divorced for 4 yrs & says I'm his first "GF", he dated a few women including his x-wife. He tells me he is crazy about me & that I am the one, I'm feeling a bit smothered is this too much too soon or OK?
Sounds like it's a little 'forced.' If you felt the same way, it wouldn't be forced.
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Try telling him to chill... if he over reacts, you'll know something is wrong.
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Go with your intuition.
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Is oral sex hygienic?
Really... who cares?
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We don't say 'let's get dirty' for nothing!
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My boyfriend asked me if I thought he is "bigger" then guys I have dated before. I didn't want to lie so, I said he was "small". He got upset and now I feel really bad. I don't like seeing him unhappy. How can I make him feel better?
I would never think to ask that question!
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Let's talk about the size of my engine!
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If you could no longer have sex, would you be willing to allow your partner to have other physical relationships?
I would allow it now
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Fill in the blank: Sex will be great until I'm __________?
passed out
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Okay so my boobs are very massive for my age.. & some guys say there too big is there such thing ? my boobs are 38DD and i weigh about 155 & height is 5'2
Where do I sign up to be judge on THIS one?
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I have a bet with this 34 year old i can give him the best head ever. anyone have any tricks or anything?
Where do I sign up to be a judge for this little bet?
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Do you know that Muslims were in the Americas, hundreds of years before Columbus ? .... Read this article before you answer: http://www.themodernreligion.com/ht/before-columbus.html
Kind of an interesting article... though I just don't have enough interest to follow up.
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The essay credits masslims for coming here even before the founding of isslam! A typical masslim arrogance.
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We know that masslims brought a million africans to arabia... yet we don't see black people in the middle east... why? (except those rescued by israel) There was a slave market in...
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Would you want to marry someone with chronic depression or would you keep your distance
Wow... tough question! I would first ask the person to seek help, there is good help out there.
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You should have lots and lots of long discussions about what your expectations of married life is, children etc.
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I think you should stay busy... take dance lessons, volunteer etc.
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And you really should love that person, don't make this a pet project and don't make this a...
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Why Do We Love Vampires So Much?
We give good hickies... you'll feel lightheaded...
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Who likes those different colored mini marshmallows?(they're next to the white ones) I love them cause they taste like fruit!
Yellow peeps my fav!
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What is your favorite kind of soda pop and candy?
Cherry coke, lotta ice at johnny rockets and poprocks!
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What would you most likely to do when you are the only one in this world (nothing you want to strive for )
Get a dog named sam... and spend my days scavenging for canned soup!
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This question is for people with multiple pets which one is your favorite
My butterfly george!
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I love chasing butterflies...
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Just like the ny mets!
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So what are you gonna complain about today?
Got an itch I just can't scratch!
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If you can submit the ingredients to making the perfect partner into a computer and be able to print the outcome for yourself what would the contents contain, and what would you name your creation?
Sugar, spice and everything nice!
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3 times...
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Oh... and ingredient X... he he he
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I will call them blossom, buttercup and matilda!
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What are the ingredients in your perfect smoothie?
Yogurt, mint and a little honey. Very refreshing!!!
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At the height of the Roman Empire, what percentage of the world's population was under Roman rule?
37.365% of the known world
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After the fall of the roman empire kings in europe ruled by what?
Divine Right we know was a sham! Kings ruled by their cunning, ruthlessness, finding the right allies and the size of their military.
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In that order.
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Do you think israel controls u.s. policy?
A tiny country with barely 6 mil and can barely control itself... so ripped apart by this whole palis thing.
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But the two countries are democracies, and their interests are similar... like england and australia.
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Why are cities in Texas (or anywhere) in a much better financial situation, generally speaking, than counties or independent school districts?
The premise of your question is faulty. Cities, counties and school district are symbiotic... their fortunes are closely link (although some counties are wealthier then others)
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States like texas (and others such as south carolina)are fiscally conservative, use less money to govern and can weather the sillyness of the federal government.
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Does the inherent weakness of FREEDOM which forces us to accommodate what is necessary to destroy us necessitate the need for secret organizations that ensure our survival?
Humans are still taking baby steps towards freedom... yes we stumble now and then. Some mistake freedom for weakness.
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Look what freedom has given us in this great USA.
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This has inspired evil to try to bring us down... now it even has help in the white house.
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Americans only. How many Muslims have you ever actually sat down & had a chat with? You know, get to know them, understand a little of their world view etc? Or do you simply reply on what you've been 'told' by the news & politicians?
I have come to know many arab muslims... they are great people!! generous to fault, funny, animated and will do anything for you if they are your friend!
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The evil death cult they call a religion somehow puts flies in their head. The devil has an endless supply of flies.
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Have you guys ever seen persian women? Stunningly beautiful!! Yet their treatment in iran is absolutely heart wrenching.
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A question for people from Muslim countries. In Islamic countries, you can have multiple wives. Does this lead to a lot of men been unable to find a wife, as there won't be enough women?
Not a big problem since many miuslum men are homosexual.
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Can a Muslim be Agnostic?
The correct question - grasshopper, is... can muslims be agnostic and still keep their heads connected to their necks...
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Why do Muslims hate Jews (and vice-versa) with so much intensity? Scientific tests PROVE that BOTH groups have THE SAME DNA, so they are, in fact, BIOLOGICALLY RELATED to each other, yet they can't stand each other. Totally Illogical!
In matters of the heart - there is no logic!
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When will Muslims start to realize that they've been misguided for centuries for blindly trusting a Prophet they've never meet, just because he was able to convince people in the 7th century?
Some kill in the name of jesus... really?
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Well when it does happen the christian world soundly condemns it. And in the jewish world.
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When muisloms kill they are treated like heroes!
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They get ticker tape parades... money... young virgins.
They are allowed to behead some poor soul just for joy.
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Please stop saying 'there extremists on both sides' it sounds silly!
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The...
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When will Muslims start to realize that they've been misguided for centuries for blindly trusting a Prophet they've never meet, just because he was able to convince people in the 7th century?
The palistins genocide?
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When israel became a state there were 3/4 of a million palis... now there two mil in israel proper who have democracy, a couple mil in the west bank and gaza. That doesn't fit the definition of genocide does it.
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The only eastern country where musluims have rights as humans is israel. Every muisloim country on the planet is a brutal dictatorship.
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When will Muslims start to realize that they've been misguided for centuries for blindly trusting a Prophet they've never meet, just because he was able to convince people in the 7th century?
The inquisition ya ya ya
I know you're wishin...
that we'd go away!
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The spaniards got tired of living in dimmitude.
They got tired of only being allowed to wear only a certain color. They got tired of churches being burned, nuns being raped (a muslium specialty) and on and on...
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They hit back hard. It was terrible.
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Read the news... in egypt the copts are being...
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Why do Muslims hate Jews (and vice-versa) with so much intensity? Scientific tests PROVE that BOTH groups have THE SAME DNA, so they are, in fact, BIOLOGICALLY RELATED to each other, yet they can't stand each other. Totally Illogical!
I also wondered, since the muslums have a long history of love... why can't we just get along?
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Is this fair that my bf looks up porn on my computer while im asleep, lies about it when it's all right there in the history, and gives my computer thousands of viruses from porn? it's hard to even do anything it has so many viruses.
Keep your password secret!.
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Silly-pie
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Who usually makes the first move in bed you or your partner? be sure to include rather your male or female or what gender your partner is
On their honeymoon night, the groom knew his blushin' bride was shy.
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So... he points to his manhood and says, 'honey, if you would like to have sex, pull on this once... if not... pull on this one hundred times'
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What are sexual relationships between personnel like in the military?
Hump two three four...
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How, do you most like to greet, your lover?
An exchange of smiles always melts me... followed by some crazy heavy petting until we get home!
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It is very common now for women to view porn because now it isn't just made for men. Women have many porn sites just for them. It's Great that porn is more equal now. It is something many women wanted for years. Proof we are visual! Are men okay with it?
There is a difference between the way men and women watch.
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Women like the build up... the foreplay...
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Guys fast forward to the cum shop! pziiip... we're done!
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Why is it we women don't have many Women Porn Sites on cable but yet the internet has loads for us to look at? I hope this changes soon!
Did you just say 'loads for us to look at'... hardy har!
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Men stop encouraging women to be Bi and women stop listening to media that the male physique is ugly. Aren't these things making sex worse for men and women? look below.
Wouldn't it be more productive to worry about say.. the economy or the decline of the whale population?
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Porn star: What personal relationships and professional dreams are you sacrificing to do this kind of work?
Stop watching porn!
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Porn star: Do you realize that the people who celebrate you in that industry are profiting at the expense of you and your future?
Your obsession with porn stars is REALLY creepy.
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Why do so many women complain over their s/o watching porn? I never had that issue, I highly enjoy watching porn with my bf's. It's hot and great and masturbating together brings us even closer. So why all the complaints?
WOW... you sound hot! you say bf plural... ey? more than one at a time? nothing wrong that, believe me.
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I invite my neighbors to watch porn. They bring wine and cheese, pop a little corn...
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I caught my boyfriend looking at porn. I try to be sexy infront of him so that he stops looking at porn. He doesnt. He says he use to look at porn b4 he met me so he should be able to now. I feel hurt inside and not good enough. He has me now, y the porn?
My guess is that watching porn let's him enter a fantasy world he can't have in the real world.
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I watch pirate movies because I fanatasize being a swashbuckling pirate... same for james bond 007. It is a little childish... specially when in my fantasy, I am 009.5 (eddie murphy).
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If he replaces a healthy sex life for unreal porno life... maybe it's time to real him in or...
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Can you tell who you got your looks from in your family your mom or your dad?
That depends on which side of the family is describing your looks.
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If you are 1/4 Asian, African American, Mexican, and Caucasian, which box do you fill in on an application or other form that asks your race?
Simple... check 'all of the above'
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Wanna knw wat exactly shud happen to a female while loosing her virginity ..i mean wen havin sex for the first time !! or is it really possible for a guy to identify at the first time ..?? plz help .. i lost my virginity to my partner
A small fold of skin protects the passage of (you know).
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Many women bleed when this is torn, as in making love for the first time. Or riding a bike or falling etc.
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So it is safe to say almost as many women don't bleed.
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Looking for blood to prove virginity is almost barbaric in my opinion! all the nuts will log on to disagree.
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Have sex when you love your partner and he/she...
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Do you think the government has a cure for Aids?
The virus is the simplest life form on earth. The only thing a virus can do is stay alive and replicate.
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And yet it outsmarts all the the time!
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A virus like aids has really pissed us off! Eventually we will defeat it.
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Biologically speaking, how long can human survive without gravity?
Can the humans species adapt to zero gravity? The quick answer... no. But we are developing ways to adapt to low gravity... mars anybody?
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Why human nose has two holes
For the same reason we got two eyes and two ears... stereo effects.
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We can follow the direction a scent is coming at us by unconsciously sensing which nostril gets it first.
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Yes... the nose knows.
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Researchers have now managed to transform stem cells into human sperm. Could this mean an end to the 'Bioethics' controversies over stem cell research?
There will always be controversy, we are human after all.
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The real controversy about stem cells is that our bio technology has not caught up to our pure math conceptual capabilities (my field).
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Biologist have made amazing advances using other cells (skin, umbilical cord etc.)
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We will eventually unravel the secrets of god. We are after all made in his image... Yes I am an atheist in...
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When people were executed by the guillotine how long did you live after their heads were cut off . I have heard of people's heads appearing alive seconds later?
You live just long enough to say goodbye to your ass.
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When you smile how many teeth show?
My elongated canines always show first.
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What a delicious neck you have my dear!
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Do I move on when the man is married and I love him and have told him numberous times and he still does nothing?
Seems like you made your choice... you need validation or a pair of cojones?
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My boyfriend hides information from me to ‘Protect Me’. In the end I find out things + subsequently over time Ive become paranoid that I can trust him + feel very vulnerable but hes never officially done anything wrong..what to do?
I thought being in a relationship means being comfortable, relaxed and being 'safe'
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It seems that if you married this guy it would get much worst.
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Women have good instinct for a reason.
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If a guy wants to fight u and always says things through a txt message but never in person and then later sends u a txt saying no i dont want to fight u we are cool wat does that mean?
C-O-W-A-R-D!
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he needs to grow up!
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Being friendly, cares and likes you, or wants sex? ex. apologizes over insignificant things, pays attention to what you say and bring it up in a later conversation, and even though you may not talk alot he asks how youre doing and what youve been up to
It's not often we get multiple choice on this thread.
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If someone said " I have hated what I put you through" does that mean they still feel bad for what they did? They also said they felt lower than snail snot for what happened between us, does that mean they felt bad?
Sounds like your hunch is correct. It's up to you now. Don't let them hurt again.
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No matter how ornery his excuses are!
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What are good ways to flirt with a guy that wants to take a relationship slow?
Flirt slow.
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Why do guys tell women they will never hit them? Two men have said to me... you know I would never hit you, right? Out of the blue it wasn't even prompted... what's that all about?
Scary stuff!
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Maybe your answer should 'of course you won't and I won't have a reason to cut your balls off while you sleep.'
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Nip it in the butt I always say.
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I fell head over heels for this guy...like everything about him was perfect for me. We just clicked. Thats hard to find! But then i lost him. My mom got involved and told me i can never see him again or talk to him or shes gonna kick me out! What do i do?
Without knowing too many facts here... I gotta go with your moms on this... you sound really young.
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But hey... it happened once... it will happen again!
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Why would a guy who has a live in girlfriend or fiancee, say he is single or just simply never mentions her?
WHY!? haaa haaa oooooh heehee hhhheeeeeyyyyy ooooiiiuuu!
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That's why!
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Did I miss any vowels there?
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I love my breasts and nipples man handled, kissed and especially Licked and Sucked! I get really wet and turned on leading to orgasms. It is even better when my nipples are a little sore. Any other women like this? I know many women who are -few aren't.
They say there is a fine line between pleasure and pain!
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I love you guys...
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But you are a little twisted.
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My dad and i are not that close, but i would like to bond with him by masterbating to porn with him. My friend and his father are really close and they masterbate to porn together. how should i go about asking this?
You are a very sick person!
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Finish this sentence:i`m not eating that _______.
possum till he stops moving!
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Are there any sites that can actually help me? as in one on one talking? I feel extremely low and need to speak to someone anonymously
Sometimes I imagine the enormity of the world wide web...
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Billions upon billions of E-mails, texts, files, important letters, heavy ice (protection) etc... just zooming all over the place.
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Amidst all this chaos a whisper of someone looking for a friendly voice.
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The world is full of kind hearted sincere people who will talk to you, keep looking.
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I'm not sure if chat rooms...
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Women what do you do that your man LOVES in bed.. Guys what does your lady or... or you wish she would do!?
I love waking up with a girl next to me... remembering what happened the nite before...
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Or saving it for the morning!
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I love morning smiles... and morning shower... and morning coffee...
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I have been single way too long! I'm losing my mind!.
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Good question
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I'm a girl. What do I use when I shave down below to make it soft. I've tried normal shower gels and soap, and those don't work and it always ends up bristley (sp?) :( Help.
A guy answer...
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Clean shaven is very sexy... but I think the bristle effect will always happen...
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How about leaving a little soft peach fuzz?
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Turns me on... I know some girls like it when a man has it on his face.
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I always keep 'it' closely groomed but not shaven.
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I can't believe I am talking about this!
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Weee...
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How do u give a guy a good blowjob?
Are you looking for a guy to answer?
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Just put your mouth and 'him' in the same vicinity with the right intent and believe me, the rest will take care of itself...
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Strangely... I was never that crazy about it until I turned 30 or so...
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But I always love loved it in the car while I was driving!
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I don't really know how to finger my girlfriend >< can someone help me out? i want to make her go crazy
How about a guy comment...
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Keep your fingers away from her or... keep them on her breasts. Use your tongue, be creative. Try to stay away from her clitoris for as long as possible.
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Believe me... she will writhe (I can't believe I had the opportunity to use that word!)
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Or just ask her! Let her talk you thru it, that is such a turn-on... for me anyway
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Have you ever written a naughty story for someone you were seeing? I am in the middle of one right now. I am very open about sex and have a strong sex drive. Am I weird? Would this be a turn on for you if someone wrote you a very sexy naugty story?
Whoever is getting the written story is very lucky indeed!
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Just reading this question is having an affect on me!
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I love love naughty stories, there are many but the one that comes to mind is Anais Nin 'Delta of Venus' or any erotica short story by this lovely french women.
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Read some to your lover in the bath with a glass of champagne...
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Should I sleep with my my close friend, there is a mutual attraction between us both. But I'm wondering if its just because we've both seen nude pics of each other. Also his friend is trying to hook us up. I'm confused. Ask questions if nessary
I say that in order to get the advice...
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Post some of those pics!
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That's just my opinion...
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Ok... never mind!
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But remember... close friends are hard to find!
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Don't lose it.
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In what way have you customized you present car/truck?
Does a pine air freshener tree count?
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Have you ever worn a patch ?? What kind?
I put a nicotene patch on my (him!) and WEE HAA!
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What is the most expensive item that someone has stole from your car or house?
The WHOLE car!
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Damn! and I had just bought a new air freshener tree!
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Does a pregnant pause give birth to a new idea?
I forgot to pause... she got pregnant!
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If you wear a tight belt all the time does it make it harder for you to poo, and why?
Did you come up with this question while sitting on the 'throne.'
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Very deep... where's my bong!
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If you die, do you wake up in a time-loop, repeating that same day over and over again, until you somehow make it through that day alive?
What if you died of cancer?
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You'd be screwed!
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In 12 hours everyone will be divided into two groups; ones who are attractive, fit, healthy and smart, the other group will be exterminated immediately. How confident are you that you will be here tomorrow?
How about if on the outside you're with the first group... but on the inside you're part of the second group!
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Gotcha!
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You sweet little monster!
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I like to watch lesbian porn, I find I enjoy watching lesbian porn more than guy on girl porn. Does this make me bisexual?
Meet me tonite... we will surely answer your question!
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Is this the standard Islamic view of masturbation?
I have my friends masterbate me...
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I think I'm in the clear
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Name the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "Islam."
This...
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Would "Cliff Hanger" be a good name for a mountain climber?Also ,do you have other humorous names for people in hobbies or professions?
I made love on a mountian once...
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So... am I a cliff banger?
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Porn star: Can you name three people that care for you in a non-pornographic or non-financial way? Do they approve of (or merely concede to) your choice of profession?
Ummmm... do pets count?... I think I got this!
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Maybe not... sigh...
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Porn star: Against whom, beside God, are you rebelling through your lifestyle?
Ok now! WHO told you I'm a porn star!
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Where has my privacy gone!
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After your voluntary (direct or vicarious) exposure to pornography, what makes you think yourself strong enough to discontinue ALL participation in it, when you decide to? Are you aware of how it fills your thoughts and influences your actions?
It has NO effect on me!!!!
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Wait...
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Does masterbating at stoplights count?
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Guys: If you were in a relationship with the most beautiful woman in the world, would you still watch porn?
The most beautiful women
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Is any christian insulted by that 'jesus is muslum"?
This means that if asslum is good for jesus and if jesus was a masslum... than you must also become masslum!
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Now I'm hearing that adam was a masslum, babies are born masslum and then currupted...
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Even the trees, the mountains and the rocks are masslum!
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The rocks will say 'look, behind me is a jew kill him.'
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I am not making this up...
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Many global media is projecting Capitalilsm is a failure by pointing us today, do you believe this? Is our government seemingly adding fire to it?
The global media WISHES capitalism was a failure!
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You cannot find a communist country that it thriving and not hungry.
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Trust the American spirit to get us thru these bad times.
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Unless the-bama really shoves that wooden stake thru our hearts.
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WHY IN WESTERN COUNTRIES SHOULD WOMEN ALMOST NAKED TO BE CEVILICED AND FREE, AND WHEN COVER HER HEAD THEY SPEAK ABOUT FORCING, CLOSURE........AND SO ON?
You are proudly saying you are civilized, and we here in the west are not.
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Why is it that in so called 'civilized' muslum countries rape is an epidemic, especially little girls. If the victim cannot produce 4 witnesses, she is stoned for adultery.
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Musum men and dogs will f**k whenever the whim hits and whatever is closest to them.
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Maybe mo (pbuh) started the tradition when...
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Ok, say some teens are sneaking into an elderly neighbor's pool to go swimming. It's been happening a couple times. The old man gets fed up and as a joke pours something in the pool. They sneak in again and something happens. Neighbor legally to blame?
Absolutely the neighbor will be held liable. Malicious intent is a serious crime. Actually (depending on the state) if one of the kids drowned, he might still be in trouble.
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Why not trade pool time for say... yard chores or something?
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Be a good neighbor.
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Is it not astonishing and disturbing to find that certain segments of our pakistani society do not even consider theft of electricity 'theft', let alone immoral or illegal ? seening they pray fives times a day ,what do they learn when they pray?
I always wondered... why in the middle of holy prayers do they bend down and smell each others arse?
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Ever wonder?
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20 yards is close enough for me!
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No alcohol?!? Not even a few swigs to help me steady my shakey hands?
Two things I got in this world... my word and my balls!!
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Or is that three things?
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No alcohol?!? Not even a few swigs to help me steady my shakey hands?
Ask yourself one question punk... did I shoot five times? or did I shoot six times?... do you feel lucky?
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Aw hell! just fill out this questionaire I'll be at the bar!
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What if I turned a pig's head towards Mecca, invoked the name of Allah, and then slit its throat?
Will it be slow cooked? North Carolina style?
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I posted a question about Christian and Muslim hell. No Muslim have replied so I invite anyone here to take a look at add their thoughts. Will anyone please?
Skidoo...
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I'm curious... do you need the threat of hell to live a good life?
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Heaven is here on earth! Collect as many pleasures as you possibly can. (need a list?) Live moment by moment, hour by hour, day by day and make them count. Hurt no one, help as many as you reasonably can.
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BTW.. masslums believe hell is filled mostly with women.
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Am i right in saying that Aisha was 6 years old when Muhammad married her and Consummated their marriage sexually when Aisha was 9 years old? Is Rape considered ok if done in the name of Islam?
allah was very interested in mo's (pbuh) sex life, sending revelations as needed.
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Mo's sexual antics are an embarrassment to those miuslims who are aware of them. This is particularly so for their prophet's marriage to Aisha when she was 9-years-old. The thought of a 52-year-old man sleeping and bathing with a young girl is intensely unpleasant and it reflects the...
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What percent of Arabs are Muslim? What percent of Muslims are Arabic?
Sadly are coptics in egypt are being exterminated. My school friend lost his family in egypt. His father was a doctor. We pleaded and cried for him not to go back, He went back. We have not heard from him since.
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We paid for an egyptian man to go take a vacation and search for him, but no luck.
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Our friend was 21 years old at the time. He never knew his desertation was published after he...
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Guys, Do you prefer breasts that are creamy white or do you like them tanned?
You know what they say;
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You see one set of breasts...
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You wanna see the rest!
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That tater tot guy said this.
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Caught my long time gf of in bed w/ her female friend. Both drunk naked +holding each other, not sure if they were kissing. No threesome potential as friend doesnt like me.Spoke to her about it she doesnt remember.Bothers me-Need Advice-how to handle it?
Drunk... naked... holding...
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DUDE!
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Grab a camera!
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My girlfriend kissed her lesbian friend whilst on holidays.She only knows this because the lesbian's gf caught them.She also woke up with no underwear on.However there were others in the room.Could I consider this real cheating.She was very drunk
I am in possession of said underwear, for a small finders fee...
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How to kiss a girl
Hold on really tight!
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Make sure your kiss is cutting of your partner's oxygen.
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When your partner becomes light headed and almost passes out... release. New breath, new life, new love!
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Suddenly, I understand why I'm single.
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What do you think about a 37yr old man dating a 16yr old girl? (that he met a year earlier, online, when she was 15. But didn't meet in the flesh until she was 16?)
After being alive for 37 years, it is time for this person to GROW UP!
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How far can you go with a 16yr old girl before it becomes illegal
This is so easy.
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DON'T GO!!!
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I just found out that Zach Braff (Scrubs) beat up a 14 year old actor who pretended to spray paint his brand new porche on Punk'd (claimed couldn't tell his age because of his hoodie). Were his actions justified? What would you do in that situation?
Wow you guys!
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Ok maybe there is a need for force at times, but NEVER against a minor.
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Stuff, no matter how much it costs is still just stuff.
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I had no patience to watch the vid, but if zach hit the kid, he should be charged.
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I have learned in life not to be judged by my stuff, but my love of life.
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Now if someone was to hurt a loved one or friend... that would be a big...
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International research shows antisocial behaviour in young adults is genetic, and made worse by bad parenting. Indicators that an antisocial child may turn into a life-long violent criminal can be picked up in kindergarten, they say. What do you think?
Just watch that Rob Zombie movie "halloween". They start young.
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At some point in our evolution we were animals who used aggression to mark our territories, fight off predators, mate etc.
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As we developed to become homo sapiens, bigger brains (cerebellum) and higher brain functions, the primal brain stem remained. In all of us there are these primal instincts of an alligator or...
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What quran says about genetic engineering? is it good or bad?
Someone ask Mo (pbuh) "Mr prophet (pbuh), how will we know if a women is carrying a boy or girl!"
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The prophet (pbuh) said "Well... if the man comes first, it will be a boy. If the women comes first, it will be a girl"
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Now... what was that about genetic engineering?
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How do the esquimos follow the holy month of Ramadan ? the sun never either rises or sets?
There are no eskimoes! The korun says that the earth is a flat rug on the back of a big fish (I forget where, or many places or tabari or kathir among others... why am I cursed with a memory)
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The sun sets into a muddy spring or black sea or...
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Soooo... there are no eskimos'! ok! Don't piss off the mullallahs.
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Hey John, stay away from the south because the religion of peace...
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Verb my Noun...
Scratch my back
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------ my --------
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So on...
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Name and describe a situation you have been in where you were the only person arguing one point.
Porcelain palace!
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Does anyone else have strange or wonderful thoughts come to them while they are on the porcelain princess? Usually I have thoughts such as, if I'm wearing a happy bunny thong does that give me a happy crack? So on and so forth.
Unanswered questions to life's deep thoughts get answered on the porcelain palace.
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Happy crack or crack happy?
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Is is necessary to say "thank you" when someone says "bless you" after you sneeze? Typically I just say "Excuse me", but my husband thinks one should say "thank you."
Why is life so complicated!?
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I will never sneeze again!
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What is the purpose of installing an operating system on a computer?
An OS speaks machine language... It manages the parts of the apps (in Windows)that request cpu time... dumping errors (of which there are many)... and loading relevant parts of the app onto your desktop for use.
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the phrase, "conflict of interest"?
Chasing
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Who licked your face last?
Can you name another body part so I can give a better answer?
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Have you ever gotten ready to leave the house to go do something and just before you get ready to walk out the door, you throw your keys back down and think, "Screw it! I'm NOT going to do it! What the hell?!" And then sat down with a clear conscience?
Milly... (do u mind if I call u that)
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You gotta lotta issues sooooo....
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What color where you shoes?
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Would you rather eat a clove of garlic or an earthworm?
Slice (not chop) the garlic - fry till light brown - add the worms whole - low heat until the worms stop moving.
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Serve with fava beans and a nice chianti.
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This post has made me hungry!
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Is it more important to you for people to like you, or do you just not care?
It more important that you like yourself
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Here is a very europeian question for all you americans out there: your toilets have a much higher water level then in europe, rihgt? So dont american toilets splash your ass when going no.2? :D
HA HA
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I pee sitting down...
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Doctor told me not to pick up anything heavy!
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You know your American when...?
You are not afraid.
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Does love really make us blind?
There is a measurable chemical change in our brains, and that affects our minds.
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When the Jews bought all the bank books during the depression, were they able to get the money from the bank eventually?
The jews bought all the bank books...
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Got money from THE bank...
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I, a jew, will sell you some of those books...
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At a good price!
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Did the prophet mohammed steal all his ideas from the books of the jews and christians?
Mo did not know how to read... there is much evidence in the koran that he got many stories mixed up... or allah got it mixed up... or...
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The word allah came years after the first so called revelation. It was the name of a pagen god fashioned from a black meteor rock.
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What is the criteria for entering paradise? is it 1. strictly follow the 5 pillars of islam 2. just believe in 1 god. 3. Others say you just have to do a kind act, citing a story of a prostitute who entered paradise, just becos she once fed a hungry dog
Iro
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You are in paradise! look around you. make the best of it!
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If 2 girls are sextualy active what method shall stop In islam strate away or slowley cut down. if 1 of the two girls says she needs 2 cut down slowly does this mean the other girl must help her and cut down slowly in islam what is the the islamic view.
No... the kooran recommends 100 lashes for sex out of wedlock. But Mo (the man himself pbum) sends many women to get stoned.
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After his death aisha said he did have a revelation about stoning. She wrote it on a leaf, but a goat came and ate the leaf - along with some other revelations on leafs.
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In your experience, what is a little-known aphrodisiac?
LOVE is the greatest of all aphrodisiac. Next... a partner that is very intelligent!
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How did your current relationship begin?
Have not met yet.... but oh lord... I wish I would find her.
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Im a virgin im getting married im 16 years old my husband is 40 im scared and worried about pleasing him in bed i nw he is not a virgin can any oe give me as much advice as you can im getting marrie in 20 days ?
thanks in advance for your help
This is a terrible situation for you. I hope you are not fooling with us.
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Don't worry about pleasing him, he hit the jackpot!!
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You should worry about pleasing yourself!
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If he beats you the FIRST time... wait until he is asleep, take a big stick and beat him until he is almost dead!
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Yes it will be bad for a while, but I promise he will NEVER beat you again! Trust me.
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Edie Van Halen? Or Slash?
Led!
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Is anyone else having the problem when you ask a Q and click go then you get completely tossed off the site? You have to do the whole www.answerbag.com over again to re-enter the site?
I have a bigger issue, tryin' to add an answer and being bombarded with ads for male bladder control problems.
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Damn!!
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How do they know!?
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What's kinkier, using a feather or the whole chicken?
About the chicken... is it original or extra crispy?
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What's one 'craze' you remember and where you into it?
How about a crazy story.
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When I was really young "the exorcist" scared the hell out of me! I could not sleep for a month.
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Years later I met Linda Blair at studio 54 and we spent the weekend in a times square hotel room.
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This is an honest to god true story! I just stopped telling it after she appeared in some porno mag.
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Sigh.... one of the best weekends of my life!
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My boyfriend and I are looking for couples promise rings before he goes to Iraq. Does anyone know where a good place to start looking would be?
Chastity belt.com
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If you meet someone online can you have real feelings for that person without ever meeting them in person?
Meeting someone in real life is soooo passe!
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I think I could spend my whole life with someone online.
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Exchanging body fluids... yech!
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You in?
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Is New York City the city that never sleeps?
NYC just naps once a week.
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Does dracula hate twilight?
I spoke to Drac the other day...
He said twilight was a stupid chic flick.
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Why did Obama get so offended when asked if he was a Muslim?
- What do god and obama (pbuh) have in common?
- god also does not have a birth certificate.
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What if every one on this earth convert to islam?
-Let's look at areas where islum rules today.
-Fear and paranoia would reign. Morality squads will roam the streets looking for women to beat. Like iran, government would produce posters displaying proper size rocks for stoning. Science, learning would grind down.
-Rapes would skyrocket, punishments would be decreasing. Can mosloms turn off their violence towards women and...
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My boss depends on me from a personal view. Had problems with his gf, and confided in me. Makes negative remarks about any guy I mention. Wants us to work forever+is now back w gf + asks me if he´s just supposed to go on w life like this? What is this?
Oh ya... he's playin u.
He wants to bed u. Suppose u do... now u will assume the 2 of u r a couple... but... he has a gf, and he will say "I thought u knew..."
"Wants us to work forever..." is a load of crap. So...
PLay him!! Take advantage of the bastard.
BTW u busy friday night?
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I'm no longer attracted to my boyfriend of almost 2 years and want to break up with him. How can I tell him this in a nice way?
Hey... this is the 21st century!
Text him!
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE TENSION BETWEEN JUDISM AND ISLAM IN THE MIDDLE EAST?
What is the tension? easy...
All islum wants the jews dead...
Those stubborn jews just refuse to die.
Actually... they want the christians to die, the buddists to die and they do a fair job of killing each other.
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Has Allah ever resurrected or healed anyone by himself or does he need help?
Historically?
allah uses jewish doctors for best results.
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My neighbor saw me getting out of the shower the other day, and she said I looked like Tommy Lee in that "video " with Pam Anderson. Compliment or not? Too embarrassed to ask her.
I would take it as a compliment.
If she said u look like Pam... I'd be pissed.
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Are men compliment hungry? When women are complimented many of them say "what about me, I am not so bad" or "i look good too, no compliments for me"?
And don't forget "how does my butt look?"
Yes! men are beasts.
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Sura 4:34, "Men are in charge of women, because Allah hath made the one of them to excel the other... So good women are the obedient...As for those from whom ye fear rebellion, admonish them and banish them." What does this verse mean?
It means...
Shut up and serve my dinner or I will beat you!
Oh... and banish you.
By stoning.
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Why do many Muslims, even those from societies with freedom of religion, show so much anger towards those whom they feel are insulting Islam or Muhammad? Please, no insulting or stupid "because there stoopid" answers.
Of 57 muslom countries, how many have freedom of religion? NONE! Being other then muslom is illeagle in those countries.
When mo first started this cult, it was so silly, so full of contradictions, spent so much time on mo's sex life (read the koran, u'll see) that people laughed at him and his followers... they've been pissed ever since.
islum cannot be questioned... it...
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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when i say "Muslims"?
Rocky road ice cream... ben & jerry's
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If you could ask God one question, what would you ask?
WHY ME GOD!!!
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Is porn your temporary escape from real life? From what are you trying to distract yourself?
I use porn as a distraction to my sex addiction.
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If you added all of the time, how many weeks, months, and years of your life have you spent involved with porn? How many $100s, $1,000s or $10,000s have you spent on it? How many college degrees could you have earned and paid for with those expenditures?
Oh... gazillion dollars and twelve cents.
BTW. some do porn to pay for a degree!
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When mostly men were incharge of mags/TV/Movies all we saw were naked females. The last few years we are seeing more nude males for the ladies. Especially on the internet! This is proof that women are just as visual as men. Men don't see this?
Nude males AND nude females together? Ya!
I see it.
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I am a woman and when it comes to porn I like the straight stuff. I watch Porn for Women and Porn for men[all girls with guys]. But why am I more turned on by the porn for men where the guys are rough with the girls? Is this normal?
Funny but my girlfriend also prefers it straight... and stiff.
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Why is it I get turned on watching an old video my girl forgot she had with her and her ex husband having sex? Am I some kind of freak?
Can't tell... post that vid and we'll let u kno.
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I have been with my husband for 12 years, married for 8 years and 2 kids later. I noticed he was looking at teanager girls having anal sex. He is 51. Is he going through a mid life crisis. He thinks its normal. He is also has a very high sex drive
Would u happen to have that web address?
He's just wondering... I wouldn't worry, unless he brings that ultralube to bed!
Then all bets are off!!
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What do you think of pornography as a whole?
What do u think of the ass as a hole?
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Does the Maturity Continuum run from dependence to independence then interdependence, or do you think it all depends?
Well some of us wear depends.
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Is it possible for someone to be mature while also having a sense of humor?
How mature are we talking here?
It's hard to have a sense of humor while wearing depends adult diapers!
Or... maybe... let me think about this.
Hey! I wanna be the top answer!!
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How fast could you fall asleep in a woman's arms?
After sex? well... 1.3 seconds!
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Why were the Middle Eastern Muslims more advanced in the Islamic Golden Age than they (the majority) are today in modern time? What went wrong?
By middle eastern you mean arab muslims? More advanced than what? can u give us an example of an advanced muslin society? Hah!
Muslims r not big on education... their flimsy cult falls apart when scrutinized.
Generally the "golden age of islam" might be a reference to spain when the muslims slightly relaxed the butchering of jews, and everybody progressed... as in trade,...
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If in Islam, when a man dies for Allah, he get's 72 virgins, what does a woman get?
I suggest women get their fill of chocolate ice cream cause allah ain't givin them any!
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Why do muslims kill them selves and do they belive in god?
The name allah comes from a pagen god in the located ka'aba, wich was full of pagen gods. It took mohamed several years after starting the muslim religion to come up with the name.
Suicide is aggainst islam, martyrdom is not. mohamed advocated becoming a martyr. As a martyr you get to rape 70 virgins and drink wine.
There are over a 100 open-ended calls to kill, behead, amputate...
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