Answerbag: Simply msFortunate's answers

Answer to Why did I fail so badly?

Sun, 28 Mar 2010 17:25:26 -0700

Why did I fail so badly?

Did you try your hardest? If so...therein lies your answer.

Answer to I define a "friend" as someone whom I ___________ with.

Sun, 28 Mar 2010 16:01:49 -0700

I define a "friend" as someone whom I ___________ with.

I define a friend as someone with whom I frolic.

Answer to Is there anything positive to say about Satan.

Sun, 28 Mar 2010 15:19:53 -0700

Is there anything positive to say about Satan.

Satan consistently gives Bible-thumpers a topic of conversation! I suppose that's a positive, in some strange, bizzaro universe.

Answer to Is there anything positive to say about Satan.

Sun, 28 Mar 2010 15:19:13 -0700

Is there anything positive to say about Satan.

Share your answer...

Answer to We get paid for 40 hours of work. How many hours do you really work?

Sun, 28 Mar 2010 14:55:04 -0700

We get paid for 40 hours of work. How many hours do you really work?

Usually 40, sometimes 45 depending on overtime and the like. I can't imagine an hour of the workday when I'm not actually working!

Answer to Can you carry a tune?

Sun, 28 Mar 2010 14:38:12 -0700

Can you carry a tune?

Only so far. Then I lose my motivation and drop it. I am not that strong.

Answer to What is a weak excuse for a gift?

Sun, 28 Mar 2010 14:35:12 -0700

What is a weak excuse for a gift?

Hmmm... A rock. Flowers after a fight with your significant other. (No, sometimes flowers DON'T solve everything.) A sham-wow. The possibilities are endless. I suppose it depends on your preferences!

Answer to What is something that comes in powder form?

Sun, 10 May 2009 18:30:20 -0700

What is something that comes in powder form?

Ice cream. Bathroom cleanser. A false sense of security.

Answer to What would you feed Oprah?

Sun, 10 May 2009 18:29:00 -0700

What would you feed Oprah?

A box of Kentucky Grilled Chicken. Oh wait, I can't. All of the locations ran out due to the ridiculous promotion.

Answer to If you were raped, got pregnant with an unwanted child and got ill, would u have an abortion?

Sun, 10 May 2009 18:27:05 -0700

If you were raped, got pregnant with an unwanted child and got ill, would u have an abortion?

Yes. I would not want to bring a child into the world who was conceived out of hatred and malice. That's just not right. I wouldn't be able to live that one down.

Answer to Would you pass a driving test if you were to retake one tomorrow?

Sun, 10 May 2009 18:23:27 -0700

Would you pass a driving test if you were to retake one tomorrow?

Maybe not the written exam...but I think I'd excel at the practical exam. Maybe even do better than the first one I took.

Answer to Could you name something that leaves your hands smelly?

Sun, 10 May 2009 18:12:00 -0700

Could you name something that leaves your hands smelly?

The nasty, mildew-ridden sponge that's been sitting in the sink for weeks. YUCK!!! I hate sponges.

Answer to Do you ever fail to practice safe socks?

Sat, 02 May 2009 14:45:19 -0700

Do you ever fail to practice safe socks?

Constantly...the socks I use sometimes have holes in them.

Answer to Do you have a TV in your bedroom? If you do, do you think it cuts down on "cuddle" time?

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:56:49 -0700

Do you have a TV in your bedroom? If you do, do you think it cuts down on "cuddle" time?

I used to have a TV in my bedroom and it definitely cut down on intimacy.

Answer to Have you ever called your partner by the name of an ex during sex?

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 15:57:31 -0700

Have you ever called your partner by the name of an ex during sex?

No, no matter how drunk I've been it's never happened. My partners have all been very different from each other. There is never any confusion.

Answer to Was anyone able to walk outside their house in their bare feet today?

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:16:10 -0700

Was anyone able to walk outside their house in their bare feet today?

Me, I did....I still am and it's 10:15 pm :-)

Answer to Why is adam is gay?

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:14:59 -0700

Why is adam is gay?

Adam of American Idol? Because he is. He is what he is and that's all that he is. Sorry to disappoint. I really wouldn't be too worried about it if I were you.

Answer to Who is fetching?

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:13:49 -0700

Who is fetching?

I'm rather fetching, I think.

Answer to I will be 19 yo in 3 days. How were things going for you at the age of 19?

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:12:29 -0700

I will be 19 yo in 3 days. How were things going for you at the age of 19?

I was married at 19 and things were going very poorly. I am much better off now.

Answer to Have people been having Tax Tea Parties where you area?? (for Americans)

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:11:32 -0700

Have people been having Tax Tea Parties where you area?? (for Americans)

Yeah, there was one in my town. It was in front of the post office. There were two participants. And then later, there were ridiculous fireworks that went on for a very long time.

Answer to Have you ever sent racy photos to your s/o who's been away on a long trip?

Sat, 11 Apr 2009 19:09:59 -0700

Have you ever sent racy photos to your s/o who's been away on a long trip?

Yup.

Answer to Anyone had to block their ex or change their phone number? Did they end up showing up if they couldn't get ahold of you?

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 18:15:27 -0700

Anyone had to block their ex or change their phone number? Did they end up showing up if they couldn't get ahold of you?

When he started randomly showing up on my doorstep without being invited, I did not change my phone number or move. I got a restraining order.

Answer to Which is closer to infinity: A googol or zero?

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 18:11:02 -0700

Which is closer to infinity: A googol or zero?

My thought is that a googol is a finite number, making zero closer to infinity.

Answer to Got hurt at work today. Can't go back for a week. Ever feel just helpless? Not having much fun (cabin fever already setting in). What does a workin' man do when he can't work?

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 18:09:58 -0700

Got hurt at work today. Can't go back for a week. Ever feel just helpless? Not having much fun (cabin fever already setting in). What does a workin' man do when he can't work?

Gosh, I hope you notified HR and got a worker's comp claim filed, first off. Anyway. I personally would take this as a much needed break. Try to savor the down time. Do things that you haven't been able to do for a while, because of work! Read. Build a model airplane. Learn how...

Answer to When the teacher asks why you were late for class what are you going to say?

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 18:06:11 -0700

When the teacher asks why you were late for class what are you going to say?

. . . please flag

Answer to When the teacher asks why you were late for class what are you going to say?

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 18:05:23 -0700

When the teacher asks why you were late for class what are you going to say?

I'm not late. The class is early.

Answer to What would you do if someone that hurt you in the past tries to contact you again?

Sun, 22 Mar 2009 15:19:53 -0700

What would you do if someone that hurt you in the past tries to contact you again?

Ignore them...I don't need any more grief...

Answer to There is nothing more boring then _______!! What word can you put in the blank to finish the statement?

Sun, 22 Mar 2009 15:16:28 -0700

There is nothing more boring then _______!! What word can you put in the blank to finish the statement?

Sunday afternoon television.

Answer to Sex is banned ! What are you going to do now?

Sun, 22 Mar 2009 15:08:56 -0700

Sex is banned ! What are you going to do now?

Cry.

Answer to Have you ever waxed and where please?

Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:57:10 -0700

Have you ever waxed and where please?

My eyebrows, and my car just got a fresh coat of turtle wax. :-)

Answer to Have you ever gotten lost in your own hometown?

Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:51:43 -0700

Have you ever gotten lost in your own hometown?

In my hometown of 27,000 people?? Yes! I was 12. I couldn't find my way out of a paper bag then. I'm much better now.

Answer to How's life working for you?

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:15:36 -0700

How's life working for you?

It's not, but I'll keep trying.

Answer to Do you enjoy this site as much as you did the first day you came here?

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 18:33:38 -0700

Do you enjoy this site as much as you did the first day you came here?

Not really. I had some good times when I first joined. A year or so ago it soured on me, so I stopped coming around. Now I am a more casual user and I can't seem to get that initial enjoyment back, though I do still get some pleasure from AB.

Answer to How long does a divorce takes to be final after siging the papers?

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 18:31:36 -0700

How long does a divorce takes to be final after siging the papers?

It really depends on the state, and then if the divorce is contested or not. Some states will have you wait up to 3 months for an approved divorce decree to be final.

Answer to Ever had a bad shaving experience? Describe it!

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 18:28:55 -0700

Ever had a bad shaving experience? Describe it!

Yes. And no.

Answer to When does 'old age' set in?

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 18:27:46 -0700

When does 'old age' set in?

Whenever your body truly begins to deteriorate and you start "feeling" your age physically.

Answer to In terms of your life and those you know, is it unusual to find someone happy with their parents?

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 18:24:35 -0700

In terms of your life and those you know, is it unusual to find someone happy with their parents?

I don't find it unusual at all, as I am one who is happy with their parents. Sure, we have our disagreements (such as the shelf life of hot dogs) and I wasn't necessarily throughout my childhood, but they are my parents. There would be something wrong with me if I felt nothing for them.

Answer to Would a pain-free method of tattooing ever be developed, or is the pain part of the rite?

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 17:05:59 -0700

Would a pain-free method of tattooing ever be developed, or is the pain part of the rite?

Pain is part of the rite. Though I personally find the sensation to be quite pleasant. If I were not in a field that required "professional" appearances to be kept, I would have a lot more than 7 easily-hid tattoos. And NOT necessarily for the look of them.

Answer to I'm in my late thirties. Is it over? Am I done?

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:42:31 -0700

I'm in my late thirties. Is it over? Am I done?

Oh God no.

Answer to Ladies, How much is too sensitive, and how much is not sensitive enough?

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:38:27 -0700

Ladies, How much is too sensitive, and how much is not sensitive enough?

If he enjoys running over squirrels with his Superduty F-250, not sensitive enough. If he cries over the movie "Beaches", too sensitive.

Answer to Has anybody asked yet: Where is this money the government is giving away coming from? Where do you think?

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:36:47 -0700

Has anybody asked yet: Where is this money the government is giving away coming from? Where do you think?

It's coming from the pockets of the working class.

Answer to Whats your 'short-term' memory like?

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:34:41 -0700

Whats your 'short-term' memory like?

Like a sieve.

Answer to When does a skirt becomes too short for the workplace?

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:33:01 -0700

When does a skirt becomes too short for the workplace?

Some more modern offices tolerate different dress codes. There's no real standard now, unless you are in a strict "professional" office with a very specific dress code. A skirt is definitely too short if when the person bends over, you can see their "goods". I...

Answer to If you were going to do something really bad, what day of the week would you do it?

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:53:20 -0700

If you were going to do something really bad, what day of the week would you do it?

Monday. Monday's a dismal day anyway; what better way to spice it up?

Answer to What's the best feature of your personality?

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:52:04 -0700

What's the best feature of your personality?

I'm a bona fide realist.

Answer to When your heart beat very very fast?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 17:58:21 -0700

When your heart beat very very fast?

All the time. I have a very rapid heart rate.

Answer to Do you know all the words to paradise by the dashboard lights?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 17:46:09 -0700

Do you know all the words to paradise by the dashboard lights?

Yes. My boyfriend and I used to sing along to it coming home from a late night out. It was always a riot.

Answer to What kind of food do they serve in hell?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 17:44:41 -0700

What kind of food do they serve in hell?

Hot dogs. Deviled eggs.

Answer to What do you think the point of life is? I think I need to get stronger anti depressants, because I currently can't find one that does alot for me. So what do you guys live for? I mean like what do you think the most important thing you will live for is

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 17:43:00 -0700

What do you think the point of life is? I think I need to get stronger anti depressants, because I currently can't find one that does alot for me. So what do you guys live for? I mean like what do you think the most important thing you will live for is

The promise of playing music with my flute quartet keeps me going every day. I can't think of anything more rewarding. It is a good outlet for my more unruly and difficult feelings.

Answer to What are you being forced to do that you would rather not do?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 17:40:22 -0700

What are you being forced to do that you would rather not do?

Get up early and work a set schedule. I like what I do and the people I work for/with, but I would love to make my own hours.

Answer to Is there one person who can make you smile right now?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 17:39:20 -0700

Is there one person who can make you smile right now?

Yes, at least one.

Answer to What is the most amount of change you have ever collected in your change jar when you turned it in for paper bills? (some of those jars are pretty big!) How long did it take you to collect all that change?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:36:23 -0700

What is the most amount of change you have ever collected in your change jar when you turned it in for paper bills? (some of those jars are pretty big!) How long did it take you to collect all that change?

$93 or so. It took about 5 months.

Answer to HOW CAN I IMPROVE MY VACUBLARY?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:13:54 -0700

HOW CAN I IMPROVE MY VACUBLARY?

Start with the 2 syllable words, then work your way up to words like "vocabulary", which have 5.

Answer to You are an employer or long time employee. A new person comes on the job and the first thing they ask is "When's my break?" What would be your thoughts on this person?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:01:44 -0700

You are an employer or long time employee. A new person comes on the job and the first thing they ask is "When's my break?" What would be your thoughts on this person?

"UGH" would be my first thought.

Answer to We have an employee that lives in one state but does work for us in another state. Our payroll taxes would be fore the state he works in?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:44:52 -0700

We have an employee that lives in one state but does work for us in another state. Our payroll taxes would be fore the state he works in?

Yes.

Answer to What comes to mind when I say: "This is the end..."

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:35:18 -0700

What comes to mind when I say: "This is the end..."

"my only friend, the end......."

Answer to Have you ever had a big crush on someone even though they were not physically attractive at all?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:34:31 -0700

Have you ever had a big crush on someone even though they were not physically attractive at all?

It has been known to happen. After all, I am not really a shallow person.

Answer to How do you complain about a specific user in AB?

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 16:03:05 -0700

How do you complain about a specific user in AB?

Just tell me to my face if you have a problem with me! Just kidding. I would recommend emailing the staff via the "Feedback" link located at the bottom of each and every page.

Answer to What would be a good drink to start with for a novice? Parameters: In passing sips I've determined that I don't mind the taste of alcohol. I'm susceptible to the stigma against "girly drinks," so nothing fruity. No beer.

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:53:00 -0700

What would be a good drink to start with for a novice? Parameters: In passing sips I've determined that I don't mind the taste of alcohol. I'm susceptible to the stigma against "girly drinks," so nothing fruity. No beer.

Rum and coke. Not too girly, not too strong.

Answer to My pc is not displaying the desktop icons.nothing is working except task manager.no application is working.what could be the reason. please help me.

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 21:07:33 -0800

My pc is not displaying the desktop icons.nothing is working except task manager.no application is working.what could be the reason. please help me.

Corruption in the operating system. Is this Windows XP? Manually shut down the computer, then when you try to restart it hit "F8" as soon as the power comes on and select "Safe Mode" from the list of options you get. If it boots fine to safe mode, you might be able to...

Answer to I'm a bisexual teenager. Problem? How do you feel about it? Go ahead. Be 100% honest.

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 21:01:58 -0800

I'm a bisexual teenager. Problem? How do you feel about it? Go ahead. Be 100% honest.

Obviously you are ill and need to be quarantined from humanity. Just kidding. I'd be lying if I said it was a problem with me. However, I don't know you at all, so I don't know if there are other attributes to your personality that might inspire more negative feelings in...

Answer to ...do you consider AB friends..."real" friends?...

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 20:57:40 -0800

...do you consider AB friends..."real" friends?...

My personal venn diagram shows a slight overlap between AB friends and real friends. That is to say, not all of my AB friends are "real" friends. Yet.

Answer to What has to be said at a weeding ceremony? Could it be summed up into 5 minutes?

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:14:28 -0800

What has to be said at a weeding ceremony? Could it be summed up into 5 minutes?

Both parties have to legally agree to enter into the bond of matrimony in front of a legal witness. Could be very quick if need be. Make sure you get your license.

Answer to Does it frustrate you when one of your questions gets combined with a question from like 2 years ago?

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:12:24 -0800

Does it frustrate you when one of your questions gets combined with a question from like 2 years ago?

A little - especially since the question it was combined with is not the same question as mine. Some of the same words, but the concept is different. I feel your pain.

Answer to Who thinks questions asking if you'd like to congratulate another ABer for going up a level are kind of stupid?

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:07:43 -0800

Who thinks questions asking if you'd like to congratulate another ABer for going up a level are kind of stupid?

Nah. I think it's a nice community-building exercise.

Answer to So AIG is Really Rich now with all the billions and billions the Gov keeps giving them. Why am i confused? Why is AIG so Important, and who the heck are they?

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:05:15 -0800

So AIG is Really Rich now with all the billions and billions the Gov keeps giving them. Why am i confused? Why is AIG so Important, and who the heck are they?

AIG is NOT rich. They lost millions of dollars per minute. Supposedly their holding company participated in risky hedge fund activities over the years, so the mainframe of the company became financially unstable. AIG is very important for many reasons. On an individual level, they insure...

Answer to How do you quiet a chatty coworker?

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:01:58 -0800

How do you quiet a chatty coworker?

Duct tape.

Answer to Go to www.urbandictionary.com & type in your name. What does it say?

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 18:00:56 -0800

Go to www.urbandictionary.com & type in your name. What does it say?

strange.... "A naive small person who's best friends are animals and librarians. Not to be confused with Samara, a scary dead girl who will indeed kill you after 7 days. " I guess it's true, except for the "small" part. Oh, and naive.......not quite.

Answer to What does it mean when a woman melts in my arms just from looking at her?

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 17:57:32 -0800

What does it mean when a woman melts in my arms just from looking at her?

Take off the red-hot tinfoil suit and maybe cut down on the hot sauce.

Answer to Be honest, do you have a teddy bear?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:48:39 -0800

Be honest, do you have a teddy bear?

Yes - it has moved with me every time I have gone anywhere. My brother picked it out for me when I had just been born, and even named it. So it is a piece with high sentimental value. I was very upset a few years ago when I was living with housemates and found that the bear in question had...

Answer to Why are heels so popular with promiscuous women?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:23:14 -0800

Why are heels so popular with promiscuous women?

Because they make the legs appear longer, thus more sexually appealing. However, I am NOT promiscuous and I frequently wear heels simply because they give me an intimidating height advantage over most males.

Answer to What AB'er(s) live(s) the closest to you?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:20:39 -0800

What AB'er(s) live(s) the closest to you?

I think Penal Colony, and Jim in a Nautilus COAT. For some reason I think Ed the Headbanger is somewhat closeby as well.

Answer to Have you ever had a store total that equaled $6.66?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:14:37 -0800

Have you ever had a store total that equaled $6.66?

Yes. I was working as a cashier at a small, family-owned grocery store in western Massachusetts. I rang up a customer in line - her total was $6.66. We laughed about it. No joke, the next customer in line had purchases that totalled $7.77. How strange!

Answer to Is it me, or should parking meters have a slot for dollars?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:11:27 -0800

Is it me, or should parking meters have a slot for dollars?

Yes. For those emergencies when you have no change whatsoever! I find myself digging around on the floor of the car for nickels, dimes, anything...these days all my change goes in my change jar for my "savings".

Answer to Where did your happiness go?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:07:58 -0800

Where did your happiness go?

Out the window, with the gusty, cold wind...

Answer to Paintball or Lazer Tag?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:40:01 -0800

Paintball or Lazer Tag?

PAINTBALL. I love me some paintball. It has been far too long since I've been out on the range.

Answer to Has a song ever touched your heart so much it made you break down and cry? if so, could you tell me what song it was?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:32:13 -0800

Has a song ever touched your heart so much it made you break down and cry? if so, could you tell me what song it was?

I can't help but tear up every time I hear this song:

Answer to Why do some extremely attractive women go out with ugly men?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:27:54 -0800

Why do some extremely attractive women go out with ugly men?

Some attractive women are not shallow, contrary to popular belief, and are able to carry on a meaningful romantic relationship based on more than looks.

Answer to Are you thinking with your dipstick?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:26:18 -0800

Are you thinking with your dipstick?

Yes - and it tells me that an oil change is in my car's future. Damn Subarus burning so much oil.

Answer to MY BOYFRINED HASENT CALLED ME FOR 2 WEEKS WHAT SHOULD ITHINK'

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:05:06 -0800

MY BOYFRINED HASENT CALLED ME FOR 2 WEEKS WHAT SHOULD ITHINK'

If it's a long distance relationship, it's possible. Why don't you try calling him?

Answer to Name something you always take out with you?

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 20:29:01 -0800

Name something you always take out with you?

The paranoia that plagues my life.

Answer to I answered a q. a while back having to do with my job, and someone at my job found the answer by Google-ing my area director's name (the answer was sort of a bash). Has this ever happened to you?

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 20:27:48 -0800

I answered a q. a while back having to do with my job, and someone at my job found the answer by Google-ing my area director's name (the answer was sort of a bash). Has this ever happened to you?

No. I try to keep names out of my questions for exactly this reason. I am a fairly paranoid and neurotic individual and always think of the "worst case scenario" before I put info about others out on the web. Time and situations have taught me that if people are determined...

Answer to Did you remember to think positively about the negative today?

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 14:37:25 -0800

Did you remember to think positively about the negative today?

Yes, for the most part I did. Of course, I can't help but recognize the fact that my weekend was only one day and mostly spent doing laundry and running errands. Oh well. C'est la vie.

Answer to Can you make someone laugh/smile when they are down?

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:24:26 -0800

Can you make someone laugh/smile when they are down?

I am not particularly gifted in that area, no.

Answer to Under what circumstances would you marry someone who cheated on their spouse to be with you?

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:17:19 -0800

Under what circumstances would you marry someone who cheated on their spouse to be with you?

I think the situation lends itself to trust issues. But as with every relationship, this scenario also has its grey areas. NOTHING in life is black and white, and that's what 99% of people on this planet don't understand. If I truly believed that he loved me and I was able to get...

Answer to Code ______. What goes in the blank?

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:04:22 -0800

Code ______. What goes in the blank?

Black. All outta Bailey's. No more Bailey's on the rocks for MsFortunate.

Answer to It was 50 degrees earlier and now it's really windy and we are expecting 2 inches of snow (with another possible blackout UGHH!!). How's your weather?

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 18:34:06 -0800

It was 50 degrees earlier and now it's really windy and we are expecting 2 inches of snow (with another possible blackout UGHH!!). How's your weather?

Rainy, a tad windy, and about 45 farenheit. Which is an exquisite treat in New Hampshire this time of year. Think I'll take a walk in spite of the late hour.

Answer to At this very moment... you're feeling as happy as a "what"?

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 18:31:36 -0800

At this very moment... you're feeling as happy as a "what"?

Drunk at an open bar.

Answer to Do you have a different voice when speaking on the telephone?

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 16:28:36 -0800

Do you have a different voice when speaking on the telephone?

I've been told that I sound very professional until I realize that I know the person on the other end of the phone.

Answer to Do you refuse to vomit in the toilet? i use the sink.

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 16:08:31 -0800

Do you refuse to vomit in the toilet? i use the sink.

I am really not that picky about where I vomit.

Answer to Can you figure out WTF is going on in this picture? I sure as hell can't!!

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 18:36:08 -0800

Can you figure out WTF is going on in this picture? I sure as hell can't!!

Oh wow. Let me give it a shot. I think the television gave birth to the girl, and she is still attached by the umbilical cord. But as for the rest of it...your guess is as good as mine.

Answer to What if a guy tells you your the love of his life but, you have only been together for 2 years?

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 18:24:47 -0800

What if a guy tells you your the love of his life but, you have only been together for 2 years?

Believe him. Two years is not just a drop in the bucket.

Answer to What would you do if your best friend ate your iPod?

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 18:23:45 -0800

What would you do if your best friend ate your iPod?

I think I'd have her follow me around to have a constant soundtrack for my life. Of course, she'd have to punch herself in the stomach to put the iPod on shuffle or press play.

Answer to Go look at your horoscope. Copy it and paste it as an answer, and then add the words "In bed" at the end of it. Let's see who's got the funniest.

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 18:18:11 -0800

Go look at your horoscope. Copy it and paste it as an answer, and then add the words "In bed" at the end of it. Let's see who's got the funniest.

Virgo You've got more going on than usual today and need to adjust your schedule somewhat in response. It's a good day for you to push yourself to accept changes and try all sorts of new things in bed! Oh boy.

Answer to Would you want to know thw date that you are supposed to die, or just keep on living without a clue?

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 17:16:20 -0800

Would you want to know thw date that you are supposed to die, or just keep on living without a clue?

Ignorance, please.

Answer to Would you carry a fake designer bag if it was so well -made that no one could tell? be honest

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 15:52:05 -0800

Would you carry a fake designer bag if it was so well -made that no one could tell? *be honest*

For sure...

Answer to Why is it okay to refer to, and compare George W. Bush to a monkey, but suddenly a great racist outrage to refer to Barrack H. Obama as the same thing?

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 15:47:47 -0800

Why is it okay to refer to, and compare George W. Bush to a monkey, but suddenly a great racist outrage to refer to Barrack H. Obama as the same thing?

Because "monkey" is racist slang for someone of African-American descent. The same is NOT true for caucasians, so it is more acceptable to call former President Bush a monkey. I think that people calling him a monkey are generally referring to his facial shape and chimp-like...

Answer to On a scale of 1-10, how good of a driver are you?

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 15:33:42 -0800

On a scale of 1-10, how good of a driver are you?

8

Answer to Who is someone you know that has the first,or last name of John or Johnson?

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 15:30:53 -0800

Who is someone you know that has the first,or last name of John or Johnson?

I also know someone named John Johnson. Unsettling and weird.

Answer to What is a song that has the word "time" in its lyrics or title?

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 12:40:43 -0800

What is a song that has the word "time" in its lyrics or title?

Time - Pink Floyd Time- Tom Waits