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Why did I fail so badly? Did you try your hardest? If so...therein lies your answer.

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I define a "friend" as someone whom I ___________ with. I define a friend as someone with whom I frolic.

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Is there anything positive to say about Satan. Satan consistently gives Bible-thumpers a topic of conversation! I suppose that's a positive, in some strange, bizzaro universe.

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Is there anything positive to say about Satan. Share your answer...

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We get paid for 40 hours of work. How many hours do you really work? Usually 40, sometimes 45 depending on overtime and the like. I can't imagine an hour of the workday when I'm not actually working!

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Can you carry a tune? Only so far. Then I lose my motivation and drop it. I am not that strong.

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What is a weak excuse for a gift? Hmmm... A rock. Flowers after a fight with your significant other. (No, sometimes flowers DON'T solve everything.) A sham-wow. The possibilities are endless. I suppose it depends on your preferences!

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What is something that comes in powder form? Ice cream. Bathroom cleanser. A false sense of security.

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What would you feed Oprah? A box of Kentucky Grilled Chicken. Oh wait, I can't. All of the locations ran out due to the ridiculous promotion.

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If you were raped, got pregnant with an unwanted child and got ill, would u have an abortion? Yes. I would not want to bring a child into the world who was conceived out of hatred and malice. That's just not right. I wouldn't be able to live that one down.

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Would you pass a driving test if you were to retake one tomorrow? Maybe not the written exam...but I think I'd excel at the practical exam. Maybe even do better than the first one I took.

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Could you name something that leaves your hands smelly? The nasty, mildew-ridden sponge that's been sitting in the sink for weeks. YUCK!!! I hate sponges.

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Do you ever fail to practice safe socks? Constantly...the socks I use sometimes have holes in them.

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Do you have a TV in your bedroom? If you do, do you think it cuts down on "cuddle" time? I used to have a TV in my bedroom and it definitely cut down on intimacy.

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Have you ever called your partner by the name of an ex during sex? No, no matter how drunk I've been it's never happened. My partners have all been very different from each other. There is never any confusion.

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Was anyone able to walk outside their house in their bare feet today? Me, I did....I still am and it's 10:15 pm :-)

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Why is adam is gay? Adam of American Idol? Because he is. He is what he is and that's all that he is. Sorry to disappoint. I really wouldn't be too worried about it if I were you.

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Who is fetching? I'm rather fetching, I think.

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I will be 19 yo in 3 days. How were things going for you at the age of 19? I was married at 19 and things were going very poorly. I am much better off now.

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Have people been having Tax Tea Parties where you area?? (for Americans) Yeah, there was one in my town. It was in front of the post office. There were two participants. And then later, there were ridiculous fireworks that went on for a very long time.

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Have you ever sent racy photos to your s/o who's been away on a long trip? Yup.

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Anyone had to block their ex or change their phone number? Did they end up showing up if they couldn't get ahold of you? When he started randomly showing up on my doorstep without being invited, I did not change my phone number or move. I got a restraining order.

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Which is closer to infinity: A googol or zero? My thought is that a googol is a finite number, making zero closer to infinity.

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Got hurt at work today. Can't go back for a week. Ever feel just helpless? Not having much fun (cabin fever already setting in). What does a workin' man do when he can't work? Gosh, I hope you notified HR and got a worker's comp claim filed, first off. Anyway. I personally would take this as a much needed break. Try to savor the down time. Do things that you haven't been able to do for a while, because of work! Read. Build a model airplane. Learn how to cook something awesome. Watch Jerry Springer. There are plenty of things to do when you have...

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When the teacher asks why you were late for class what are you going to say? . . . please flag

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When the teacher asks why you were late for class what are you going to say? I'm not late. The class is early.

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What would you do if someone that hurt you in the past tries to contact you again? Ignore them...I don't need any more grief...

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There is nothing more boring then _______!! What word can you put in the blank to finish the statement? Sunday afternoon television.

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Sex is banned ! What are you going to do now? Cry.

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Have you ever waxed and where please? My eyebrows, and my car just got a fresh coat of turtle wax. :-)

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Have you ever gotten lost in your own hometown? In my hometown of 27,000 people?? Yes! I was 12. I couldn't find my way out of a paper bag then. I'm much better now.

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How's life working for you? It's not, but I'll keep trying.

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Do you enjoy this site as much as you did the first day you came here? Not really. I had some good times when I first joined. A year or so ago it soured on me, so I stopped coming around. Now I am a more casual user and I can't seem to get that initial enjoyment back, though I do still get some pleasure from AB.

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How long does a divorce takes to be final after siging the papers? It really depends on the state, and then if the divorce is contested or not. Some states will have you wait up to 3 months for an approved divorce decree to be final.

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Ever had a bad shaving experience? Describe it! Yes. And no.

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When does 'old age' set in? Whenever your body truly begins to deteriorate and you start "feeling" your age physically.

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In terms of your life and those you know, is it unusual to find someone happy with their parents? I don't find it unusual at all, as I am one who is happy with their parents. Sure, we have our disagreements (such as the shelf life of hot dogs) and I wasn't necessarily throughout my childhood, but they are my parents. There would be something wrong with me if I felt nothing for them.

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Would a pain-free method of tattooing ever be developed, or is the pain part of the rite? Pain is part of the rite. Though I personally find the sensation to be quite pleasant. If I were not in a field that required "professional" appearances to be kept, I would have a lot more than 7 easily-hid tattoos. And NOT necessarily for the look of them.

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I'm in my late thirties. Is it over? Am I done? Oh God no.

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Ladies, How much is too sensitive, and how much is not sensitive enough? If he enjoys running over squirrels with his Superduty F-250, not sensitive enough. If he cries over the movie "Beaches", too sensitive.

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Has anybody asked yet: Where is this money the government is giving away coming from? Where do you think? It's coming from the pockets of the working class.

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Whats your 'short-term' memory like? Like a sieve.

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When does a skirt becomes too short for the workplace? Some more modern offices tolerate different dress codes. There's no real standard now, unless you are in a strict "professional" office with a very specific dress code. A skirt is definitely too short if when the person bends over, you can see their "goods". I personally won't wear anything shorter than two inches above my knees to work. That seems to be...

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If you were going to do something really bad, what day of the week would you do it? Monday. Monday's a dismal day anyway; what better way to spice it up?

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What's the best feature of your personality? I'm a bona fide realist.

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When your heart beat very very fast? All the time. I have a very rapid heart rate.

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Do you know all the words to paradise by the dashboard lights? Yes. My boyfriend and I used to sing along to it coming home from a late night out. It was always a riot.

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What kind of food do they serve in hell? Hot dogs. Deviled eggs.

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What do you think the point of life is? I think I need to get stronger anti depressants, because I currently can't find one that does alot for me. So what do you guys live for? I mean like what do you think the most important thing you will live for is The promise of playing music with my flute quartet keeps me going every day. I can't think of anything more rewarding. It is a good outlet for my more unruly and difficult feelings.

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What are you being forced to do that you would rather not do? Get up early and work a set schedule. I like what I do and the people I work for/with, but I would love to make my own hours.

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Is there one person who can make you smile right now? Yes, at least one.

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What is the most amount of change you have ever collected in your change jar when you turned it in for paper bills? (some of those jars are pretty big!) How long did it take you to collect all that change? $93 or so. It took about 5 months.

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HOW CAN I IMPROVE MY VACUBLARY? Start with the 2 syllable words, then work your way up to words like "vocabulary", which have 5.

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You are an employer or long time employee. A new person comes on the job and the first thing they ask is "When's my break?" What would be your thoughts on this person? "UGH" would be my first thought.

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We have an employee that lives in one state but does work for us in another state. Our payroll taxes would be fore the state he works in? Yes.

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What comes to mind when I say: "This is the end..." "my only friend, the end......."

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Have you ever had a big crush on someone even though they were not physically attractive at all? It has been known to happen. After all, I am not really a shallow person.

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How do you complain about a specific user in AB? Just tell me to my face if you have a problem with me! Just kidding. I would recommend emailing the staff via the "Feedback" link located at the bottom of each and every page.

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What would be a good drink to start with for a novice? Parameters: In passing sips I've determined that I don't mind the taste of alcohol. I'm susceptible to the stigma against "girly drinks," so nothing fruity. No beer. Rum and coke. Not too girly, not too strong.

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My pc is not displaying the desktop icons.nothing is working except task manager.no application is working.what could be the reason. please help me. Corruption in the operating system. Is this Windows XP? Manually shut down the computer, then when you try to restart it hit "F8" as soon as the power comes on and select "Safe Mode" from the list of options you get. If it boots fine to safe mode, you might be able to salvage it. If not, you might need to get a new computer. Just curious, but how are you writing this...

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I'm a bisexual teenager. Problem? How do you feel about it? Go ahead. Be 100% honest. Obviously you are ill and need to be quarantined from humanity. Just kidding. I'd be lying if I said it was a problem with me. However, I don't know you at all, so I don't know if there are other attributes to your personality that might inspire more negative feelings in me. Also, try hard not to label yourself. Labels foster misunderstanding and close-mindedness....

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...do you consider AB friends..."real" friends?... My personal venn diagram shows a slight overlap between AB friends and real friends. That is to say, not all of my AB friends are "real" friends. Yet.

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What has to be said at a weeding ceremony? Could it be summed up into 5 minutes? Both parties have to legally agree to enter into the bond of matrimony in front of a legal witness. Could be very quick if need be. Make sure you get your license.

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Does it frustrate you when one of your questions gets combined with a question from like 2 years ago? A little - especially since the question it was combined with is not the same question as mine. Some of the same words, but the concept is different. I feel your pain.

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Who thinks questions asking if you'd like to congratulate another ABer for going up a level are kind of stupid? Nah. I think it's a nice community-building exercise.

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So AIG is Really Rich now with all the billions and billions the Gov keeps giving them. Why am i confused? Why is AIG so Important, and who the heck are they? AIG is NOT rich. They lost millions of dollars per minute. Supposedly their holding company participated in risky hedge fund activities over the years, so the mainframe of the company became financially unstable. AIG is very important for many reasons. On an individual level, they insure millions of peoples' cars. They also carry life insurance. On a larger scale, they also insure...

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How do you quiet a chatty coworker? Duct tape.

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Go to www.urbandictionary.com & type in your name. What does it say? strange.... "A naive small person who's best friends are animals and librarians. Not to be confused with Samara, a scary dead girl who will indeed kill you after 7 days. " I guess it's true, except for the "small" part. Oh, and naive.......not quite.

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What does it mean when a woman melts in my arms just from looking at her? Take off the red-hot tinfoil suit and maybe cut down on the hot sauce.

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Be honest, do you have a teddy bear? Yes - it has moved with me every time I have gone anywhere. My brother picked it out for me when I had just been born, and even named it. So it is a piece with high sentimental value. I was very upset a few years ago when I was living with housemates and found that the bear in question had disappeared. But then I discovered that the landlord's dog had stolen it and instead of ripping...

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Why are heels so popular with promiscuous women? Because they make the legs appear longer, thus more sexually appealing. However, I am NOT promiscuous and I frequently wear heels simply because they give me an intimidating height advantage over most males.

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What AB'er(s) live(s) the closest to you? I think Penal Colony, and Jim in a Nautilus COAT. For some reason I think Ed the Headbanger is somewhat closeby as well.

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Have you ever had a store total that equaled $6.66? Yes. I was working as a cashier at a small, family-owned grocery store in western Massachusetts. I rang up a customer in line - her total was $6.66. We laughed about it. No joke, the next customer in line had purchases that totalled $7.77. How strange!

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Is it me, or should parking meters have a slot for dollars? Yes. For those emergencies when you have no change whatsoever! I find myself digging around on the floor of the car for nickels, dimes, anything...these days all my change goes in my change jar for my "savings".

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Where did your happiness go? Out the window, with the gusty, cold wind...

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Paintball or Lazer Tag? PAINTBALL. I love me some paintball. It has been far too long since I've been out on the range.

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Has a song ever touched your heart so much it made you break down and cry? if so, could you tell me what song it was? I can't help but tear up every time I hear this song:

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Why do some extremely attractive women go out with ugly men? Some attractive women are not shallow, contrary to popular belief, and are able to carry on a meaningful romantic relationship based on more than looks.

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Are you thinking with your dipstick? Yes - and it tells me that an oil change is in my car's future. Damn Subarus burning so much oil.

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MY BOYFRINED HASENT CALLED ME FOR 2 WEEKS WHAT SHOULD ITHINK' If it's a long distance relationship, it's possible. Why don't you try calling him?

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Name something you always take out with you? The paranoia that plagues my life.

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I answered a q. a while back having to do with my job, and someone at my job found the answer by Google-ing my area director's name (the answer was sort of a bash). Has this ever happened to you? No. I try to keep names out of my questions for exactly this reason. I am a fairly paranoid and neurotic individual and always think of the "worst case scenario" before I put info about others out on the web. Time and situations have taught me that if people are determined enough they can and will find all of the dirt you don't want them to find. :-) Sorry this...

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Did you remember to think positively about the negative today? Yes, for the most part I did. Of course, I can't help but recognize the fact that my weekend was only one day and mostly spent doing laundry and running errands. Oh well. C'est la vie.

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Can you make someone laugh/smile when they are down? I am not particularly gifted in that area, no.

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Under what circumstances would you marry someone who cheated on their spouse to be with you? I think the situation lends itself to trust issues. But as with every relationship, this scenario also has its grey areas. NOTHING in life is black and white, and that's what 99% of people on this planet don't understand. If I truly believed that he loved me and I was able to get over the trust issues that are inherent to being "the other person", then I would throw...

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Code ______. What goes in the blank? Black. All outta Bailey's. No more Bailey's on the rocks for MsFortunate.

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It was 50 degrees earlier and now it's really windy and we are expecting 2 inches of snow (with another possible blackout UGHH!!). How's your weather? Rainy, a tad windy, and about 45 farenheit. Which is an exquisite treat in New Hampshire this time of year. Think I'll take a walk in spite of the late hour.

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At this very moment... you're feeling as happy as a "what"? Drunk at an open bar.

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Do you have a different voice when speaking on the telephone? I've been told that I sound very professional until I realize that I know the person on the other end of the phone.

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Do you refuse to vomit in the toilet? i use the sink. I am really not that picky about where I vomit.

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Can you figure out WTF is going on in this picture? I sure as hell can't!! Oh wow. Let me give it a shot. I think the television gave birth to the girl, and she is still attached by the umbilical cord. But as for the rest of it...your guess is as good as mine.

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What if a guy tells you your the love of his life but, you have only been together for 2 years? Believe him. Two years is not just a drop in the bucket.

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What would you do if your best friend ate your iPod? I think I'd have her follow me around to have a constant soundtrack for my life. Of course, she'd have to punch herself in the stomach to put the iPod on shuffle or press play.

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Go look at your horoscope. Copy it and paste it as an answer, and then add the words "In bed" at the end of it. Let's see who's got the funniest. Virgo You've got more going on than usual today and need to adjust your schedule somewhat in response. It's a good day for you to push yourself to accept changes and try all sorts of new things in bed! Oh boy.

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Would you want to know thw date that you are supposed to die, or just keep on living without a clue? Ignorance, please.

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Would you carry a fake designer bag if it was so well -made that no one could tell? *be honest* For sure...

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Why is it okay to refer to, and compare George W. Bush to a monkey, but suddenly a great racist outrage to refer to Barrack H. Obama as the same thing? Because "monkey" is racist slang for someone of African-American descent. The same is NOT true for caucasians, so it is more acceptable to call former President Bush a monkey. I think that people calling him a monkey are generally referring to his facial shape and chimp-like protruding ears.

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On a scale of 1-10, how good of a driver are you? 8

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Who is someone you know that has the first,or last name of John or Johnson? I also know someone named John Johnson. Unsettling and weird.

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What is a song that has the word "time" in its lyrics or title? Time - Pink Floyd Time- Tom Waits

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Describe depression (from personal experience): How do you describe it? An endless dark cast over everything in your life. A pit you can't see out of. Fog. Constant despair.

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Gain laundry detergent has the slogan: "To smell it is to love it." What else can that slogan be applied to? Lilacs, clean sheets, certain inoffensive perfumes, pizza cooking in the oven, fresh cut grass, hay fields, the first true breeze of spring.... I could go on...and on...and on...

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How many time have you said "I love ......" today? (what was it in reference to?) Once, I think, but I am having a hard time remembering if I really said it to my boyfriend when he walked out the door today and it is starting to bug me.

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Do you think it is sad to be addicted to Answerbag so much.? No. Just remember that you are not alone and this doesn't have to be permanent. I broke the AB addiction through months of isolating myself from AB. I would wake up in the middle of the night, shaking and in a cold sweat, but in the long run it was worth it. Sure, DTs were bad but I am glad to just be a "casual" AB user now. Though I might be tiptoeing on the brink of...

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What do you do if a girl you really like isn't that interested in you and another girl that you aren't that interested in really likes you? Which one should you pursue? Neither.

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I have a tooth abscess..whats the worst physical pain you ever felt? I have to say, I have been fairly lucky. I've never had an abcess, or major surgery that inflicted terrible pain on me, or a devastating injury. No wisdom teeth (I am highly evolved) and I've never given birth. However, two particular instances stick out at me as being painful for me. I am prone to migraines and while those are ridiculously painful, they are fleeting in my case...

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What is something that needs to be cut or sliced to eat it? A roast! Pork, beef, chicken...whatev...

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Have you lost something today? Yes. I won't go into it though.

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How often do you wear a pair of slippers? Every night, when I get home from work or the day's activities. :-)

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If you had to change your name for a year, what would you change it to? Amber Dextrous

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Is it better to wash your hair every day or every other day? If you have dry hair, try to avoid washing your hair every day. You may be able to get away with washing it only every couple of days. If your hair is oily, by all means wash it as often as is necessary. I personally have coarse hair and find that in the summer I have to wash it every day. But when it is dry in the winter, I am generally an every other day washer. :-)

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Now that we are in a recession would you work in a lower paided job just to put food on your table if you lost your job? I would have to. There's no way around it.

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This is kind of personal but i want to know if i have an average dick size, its 6 when i have a boner. is that normal? Don't worry if your rooster is smaller than the other ones in the barnyard. As long as he does what roosters are supposed to do, you are going to be fine.

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If there happened to be a book burning in your community would you join in? if so what would you toss in? Well, I'd love to join in if only to toss this one book to the flames:

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100 years ago we were the strongest and richest country in the world with barely any taxes whatsoever...... what the hell happened? Greed, inflation, unecessary war, poor governmental decisions, oil futures, American Idol, bad foreign policy... And that's the short list.

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What was the last cd u bought and was it a good 1? Maximo Park - A Certain Trigger. AWESOME...

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I`m almost twenty years old. I know that's young, but I think I lived more than some people who get to live long lives have. Do you think my opinion is wrong on this? It's always a possibility. I for one was married and divorced by the time I was 21. That's a lot of living in a few short years. Don't let your perception of your life experience hold you back from experiencing more, though.

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I can't get no ________? Marshmallows! It's snowing and I don't want to go to the store.

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Is it ok to use a towel everyday and never wash it? I find that towels, unless they are air-dried outside every day, are good for one week of straight use before they start to reek. You don't want to go too long without washing them anyway, as when they are damp they are the perfect environment for bacteria. When you start wondering if there is a mildew colony somewhere in your bathroom, it's probably time to wash the towels.

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How can you tell if you are being menally abused, what are the signs. If you are questioning if the actions of someone else are mentally abusive, there's a good chance they are. Is there a persistent pattern of psychological torment? Possessive behavior? Constant mean, insidious comments made to "keep you in your place"? It's mental abuse.

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I`m turning twenty years old next month. I still write a personal diary. Am I crazy? Keeping a journal or a diary is important! Continue to write down your thoughts and experiences. Someday you might want to look back on them! It's a good way of gaining perspective and solving issues.

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What would you do if you found me sleeping in your bed? Ask you if my spare key was really that easy to find.

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Whats the worst movie you've ever seen? Gigli. The Mexican. It's a tie.

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How can i make my relationship be fun and not boring? Set up a maze in your backyard and set a slice of chocolate cake at the end. Blindfold your significant other and have them sniff it out. I can't see how anyone wouldn't find that fun.

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When you have a dollar bill in your hand do you ever think it might have been in a stripper's thong? Oh Riff Raff.. I don't think I had ever thought of that before. I am in the habit of not pondering where public property comes from...especially money... Oh well, new perspectives every day. :-)

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What took you so long to answer my question? Oh, I'm sorry. Just that I was coughing up this hair ball. *HACK* It's really uncomfortable you know.

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Which proportion of your AB comments is about the answer, approximately? One out of every twenty probably. :-)

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Is yogurt that expired in March 2007, unopened, still good? I would avoid it. I am generally leery of dairy products over 2 days past the sell date. :-)

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When someone insults you online, you who don't know, for stating your opinion, what would YOU do? Consider the source, and move on.

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Why aren't you already a vegetarian? Because I can't refuse a black and blue steak. EVER.

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Name three things that if eradicated would make the world a better place? Yuppies, gasoline and anchovies

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Who would win: Chucky the doll, Chuckie Cheese or Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris would eat Chucky for breakfast, and then Chuckie Cheese for lunch.

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On a scale from 1-10 how well do you like your feet? -24 Easily my least favorite body parts.

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Is there something wrong with or lacking in a person who hates all music? I think that person probably has some sort of problem with their brain. They are obviously missing some neurons or something. Who doesn't like music?

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Have you ever been hungry for something, but you don't know what is it and nothing seems to crave that hunger? Absolutely. It happens to me almost every day, but usually it goes away if I ignore the hunger or eat a little chocolate. :-)

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I have a savings account called "The Farm Fund", earmarked for the down-payment on a farm one day. What are you saving up for? Right now, the head gasket repair for my Subaru. But once that's done with I'll be saving for a new head joint for my flute!

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Do u think its annoying when some1 asks a question and comments on every single answer? Quite the contrary. I think it shows an unselfish nature. The person who takes the time to comment on every single answer they get is clearly kind and wants only conversation - not points.

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Love with sex-love without sex. what is the difference? I think the latter fosters far greater intimacy. Sexless "love" relationships are possible, but they take a really specific dynamic. Most humans have urges that need to be satisfied. Without those requirements being met on either side, tensions can flare. It's not always the case, but has been in my experience.

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What is the first thing you think of when I say "McDonald's"? BLARGH!

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What do you do for work? Licensed insurance agent, HR administrator, assistant to IT head... :-)

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You Must Choose: The Religion of Bob, (motto: Embrace Slack) or The Religion of Craig (motto: Be right all the time): First person to answer gets unlimited pizza and beer in the afterlife. SubGenius all the way

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Where did the peanut butter and jelly song originate from? was it just family guy? or someone else? http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/banana :-)

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Is it acceptable to refuse to ever have gynecological exams (pelvic and pap exams)? If never sexually active? Because of an intense fear of germs? Don't do that to yourself. There could be plenty of things going on that aren't necessarily tied to sexual activity. You owe it to yourself to keep yourself healthy, so seek counseling if your fear becomes so extreme that it gets in the way of your health.

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What is that behind you? The couch! Oh boy!

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Is White Tea ok to drink everyday? Like literally every single day? White tea is good for you! Lots of anti-oxidants! Enjoy, but be careful with your caffeine intake. :-)

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I NEED TO FIND THE DATED I HAVE BEEN SEEN BY A DOCTER , HOSPITAL OR ANY MEDICAL PERSON.HOW DO I DO THIS? If you had health insurance at the time, call the customer service department of your health insurance provider. Ask them to pull a claim run for you and that will show you all of the service dates that were submitted to your health insurance.

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What is the real question? The real question is... Do we understand what we're asking?

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Is your happiness predicated on the moods others? No. Other peoples' happiness is predicated on my moods. :-)

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If we all went Anonymous for a day do you think you could recognise your friends? No. It's been so long since I've 'bagged. It seems that most of the people I used to talk to regularly have moved on. :-(

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Grandma just ate a(an) _____________! What are we going to do now? Aardvark. Oh boy.

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If karma was instant, would you still do most of the things that you do? I'm thinking...no.

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Do you have a plan B, if plan A goes wrong.? I have to. There's no telling what could go wrong nowadays!

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What can be more embarrassing than getting caught with your pants down? Getting caught with your pants down in the barn with the sheep.

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My car shake when I am stop Idle problems - check the idle air control valve. Possibly. Timing could be off too.

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Brand new socks vs. bare feet? I never wear socks except for in winter, however whenever I buy new socks I have to try them on right when I get them home. There is nothing like a new pair of soft socks sliding onto your feet. :-)

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'Why does it feel so good'? Because it's expensive. It's made to feel good. :-) Damn the lures of Sephora and their wallet-reducing properties!!!

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If the UPS guy were to deliver to you a package from AB, what do you think would be in it? A ball and chain.

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Have you been downrated for your political views? Quite often, mostly because I am liberal.

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If a psychiatrist gave you an evaluation based on your AB answers and comments, what would it say about you? Chronic narcissist, with no apparent reason!

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Name your "personal" cult movie. Seen it TONS of times, know everything about it, and still try to find new stuff. You bought the VHS, then the "special yedition" DVD. The one you plague your friends to see 'cause they don't know what they're missing? :o) Secretary!!!!

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What is the person you love doing right now? Fixing network issues. :-)

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What do you get when you enter your AB nickname in Google images? All this stuff. http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=msfortunate&gbv=2

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A woman that just got done yelling at you about taking her parking spot (but you didn't) walks away and drops her wallet out of her purse, what do you do? Pick it up and chuck it at her. She'll get it back, but I'm not going to be nice about it.

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I've been badly hurt in relationships several times but still am not defensive or afraid to open up to people. Do you think this is a weakness or a strength? It can be both. Those who are overly trusting and willing to give themselves up to other people are often dependent personalities who feel they cannot live without another person in their life. It is a thrill for people with dependent personalities to feel they have met "the one", even though they have gone through the cycle over and over again. It can end up being hurtful for you...

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Would you still live with your loved one if he/she has a drinking problem? No. I can't ever go through that again. I am a social drinker, but an alcoholic is a different thing entirely.

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Does anyone else have an irrational fear of pool drains? I have a definite fear of pool drains. Not irrational though.

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What comes to mind when you hear the phrase, "a losing battle"? My life!!! LOL. Too much going on.

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Do you think it's possible to lose your mind from seeing so many "First thing that comes to mind" questions? Oh, is that what's happening to me? Because I thought I was just going crazy for no reason at all :-)

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Is there a hormone free birth control "ring" that can be inserted inside you? What's it called? Not that I can think of. However, if you are not wanting to have children for a long, long time, there is always an IUD. Some of them are hormone-free...just made out of copper to alter the pH of your uterus, making it a difficult place for conception to occur. Medical professionals usually discourage against younger women having an IUD because of the implications. It really is a long-term...

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What's the first song that comes to your mind for Queen? Fat Bottomed Girls!!!!

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What did the Police want last time they were at your house? They were dropping off my ex-husband at 3 am, after he almost got nailed for BWI (bicycling while intoxicated). The flashlight in my eyes when they came into the bedroom wasn't a very nice touch.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say 'MOGAMBO'? For some reason, Zoolander.

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What is your favorite school or office supply? Scotch tape, for the smell alone. Also...the red stapler on my desk. Reminiscent of Office Space!

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I was fired from my job, this is the first time I have ever been fired. When I asked why I was being fired I was told that the world was not ready for a women in this profession and thats why I am fired because im a women. Can I do anything about this? It is most certainly discrimination, and I believe it's on the federal level as well in terms of law. You should be able to take them to court. From a moral standpoint, it's just not right. No grey area there.

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Are you upset that the Colts lost? Hell no. The Colts are up there on my list of least favorite teams. They share a place in my heart that is also occupied by the Raiders, the Steelers, the Yankees and the Lakers.

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Do you really think about what it is you are eating? No, I don't dedicate much thought to it.

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What is your favorite brand of perfume? Cristalle by Chanel Also, Paloma Picasso Mon Parfum Agent Provocateur Maitresse Guerlain Aprés l'Ondée There are really too many to name.

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Ladies, When another woman checks out your s/o in public, how do you respond? Lets assume it's pretty darn obvious. I wouldn't do anything outrageous...just utter expletives under my breath and walk away.

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Will you describe Hillary Swank in one word? My one word to describe her: Mannish The adjective tied to this word Slightly Although sometimes she looks OK.

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Sixty B has reached Guru!! We know how Sixty loves a good party, so let's throw her the biggest bash ever, friends!! Who wants to join me? Congrats Sixty B! You're awesome and you rock and I can't think of anyone who deserves this party more than you! I know you wanted this pen for your birthday, but I think reaching the rank of "Guru" is a pen-worthy occasion!!!

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Happy Birthday, Jodie44! Who would like to offer her a special birthday *toast*? OH, I can't believe I missed this party. :-( Happy belated birthday! Many, many, many happy returns! Here is a nice new pen for you. :-)

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What is your favorite brand of perfume? There are a few right now. Chanel Cristalle is an excellent summer perfume - especially in the Eau de Toilette. It is so light - not overbearing at all in this heat and humidity we're having right now. I also love Guerlain's Aprés l'Ondée. It's a timeless classic, but is not available in the US much anymore. A newcomer to my list of favorites is Paloma...

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What would be a good song to loosen up a tightly wound sm00z? My ultimate feel-good song of all time. Hope this helps you unwind a little, sm00z!! Mr. Blue Sky - Elo

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If money makes the world go around then what is gravity useful for? Keeping the money in your hands and pockets. Although some people obviously can defy the laws of gravity.

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Have you ever gotten into a worse relationship than your previous one? No, and that's the damn truth. Nothing tops that last one. The current one...is a grand improvement.

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What type of ABer are you: exemplary, conscientious, average, inconsistent, or add your own description? Erratic. :-)

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I've waited over 20 years for the man that I love to be divorced and now he is but has a girlfriend he doesn't want to hurt but says there are problems. Should I move on or keep waiting? You need to get your priorities straight and work on YOUR happiness. It may seem like the only thing you'll ever want, but it's not. You'll find someone else who is willing to be there for you 100% and not put your feelings on the shelf. Quit compromising your needs and do something for yourself. Tell him you've been done waiting for a long time, and you're moving...

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Why has American Society become so liberal? We're heathens, that's why.

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Everytime I visit AB I always end up _________? becoming disappointed in humanity.

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Did your first breakup destroy you completely? Not a bit. I'm not so sure about the other person though. They seemed obliterated after the fact.

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What does it mean to be a 'Canary in a Coal Mine'? For one...you get so dizzy even walking in a straight line. But really, canaries used to be utilized in coal mines to warn miners of carbon monoxide gas dangers. Supposedly. I guess we could use this as an analogy for someone who puts themselves in the face of danger and then whines about it.

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When did you know it was time to get married? I shouldn't answer this question, seeing as how I'm divorced now. But my reasoning at the time was that we were in love (in some capacity) and it would be impossible for us to continue on without living with each other. So there.

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My personal debts, will it show when my husband and I apply for a loan for a new home If your creditors have reported you to any of the major credit bureaus then yes.

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How did you choose your Answerbag name (assuming its not actually your name, that is!)? MsFortunate in green.

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When an eel bites your thigh like a big pizza pie, that's ______________. So Sore-ay!

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Can you substitute a flour tortilla to make a PB&J? (i'm out of bread lol) Of course. Pan fry it as well for a HOT PB&J!

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Is answerbag running on all cylinders? I think it's throwing an error code for a misfire on cylinder 3

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Can you name two things that just belong together? Alice Cooper & Weeknights

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Mr T vs Mr T LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL!!! Which Mr. T gets the support of the A-Team? Because that one automatically wins.

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I have been separated for 3+ years. I want to buy a car. My income isn't great. But "our" credit is good. Can I get a car loan without his being involved? First, figure out what you can spend and how much of a down payment you can afford. The down payment will help you a ton when it comes to negotiating. Then, find out what you want to buy. The next step is taking all of this information to the local banks and credit unions and getting rates from everyone. You'd be surprised - even with very little credit you may be able to get a...

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What have you fought hard for? and did you win? I'm fighting very hard for love but it feels like I am losing.

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Chuck Norris vs Chuck Norris? Armageddon. Two Chuck Norrises cannot exist on the same planet without causing the whole world to end.

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What was the very first question (that was approved) posted to Answerbag? LOL. < sarcasm > No, I don't like sports or anything. < /sarcasm > http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/93394

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Can you name your favourite colour: skittles or starburst? I like red or pink Starburst and green Skittles.

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One quality of your s/o? You didn't specify good or bad, but I'll assume good. He's practical.

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How many jumpdrive/flashdrives to you own and what is the biggest one you own? I own 8 from 1g to 32 g. I find I don't need one at all! I only really use a computer at work - the computer at home just stores my pictures and music.

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When will the gas prices go back down, or will they keep going up? They went down by three cents here yesterday.

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Do you think it would ever be possible for there to be a dating site for teens under 15, or would that be shot down immediately? There used to be. It was called TheSpark.com and it was in operation about 7-8 years ago.

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Even though I know that I'm entitled to a 1/2 hour break by law, I've been told by my boss breaks aren't in the contract so I'm not getting any, and I was written up for asking for coverage so I could take one during my 10 hour shift.What can I do? Do yourself a favor and report your boss to your state's labor department.

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On the way home today I was hit by a moving van. I am ok, but now I have miraculous psychic abilities. Ask me a question and I will provide you with amazing insight. Who's first? Did that fluid buildup really just disperse or am I imagining things again?

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If you could name a town after yourself at AB, what would it be? Misfortune Cove It's got a nice ring to it, don't you think?

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Do you have a scar on your chin? I've found that most guys around 40 or so have a scar from a bicycle accident from childhood. I'm not a guy and I'm not around 40, but I do have a scar from an over-zealous leap I took when I was about 4.

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The Victoria's Secret semi annual sale starts tomorrow. Who is going? I'm starting my Christmas shopping. Hit that and Williams and Sonoma. They're next door to each other. Kill two birds with one stone. Bedroom and kitchen stuff all at once:) I'm probably going...but when does it end?

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It's pay day! What should I splurge on? A REALLY nice coffee table book you've been wanting for a while. I find that is my favorite splurge when I have the cash to do it.

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Purple_____? Nurple.

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Let's say you received a card from a wealthy relative for your high school graduation. When you open the card, out falls a check - a blank check. The relative tells you to fill it out for whatever amount you deem appropriate. How much do you write it for? $500. Usual graduation gifts from relatives averaged around $50-100 when I graduated. A "wealthy" relative could probably spare a little more...hence the blank check. But I wouldn't want to go too far overboard.

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Have you gone through a divorce? Yes, and without an ounce of regret other than the regret for getting married in the first place.

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I've stopped answering the questioners who never rate my answers...how about you? I think if someone is guilty of not giving any response whatsoever to any answers they get, then maybe action is in order. However, many users who have asked a lot of questions and gotten a lot of answers sometimes forget to rate new answers on old questions. It happens to the best of us and the benefit of the doubt should be given in these situations.

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You receive $1,000 in the mail with a letter that says you can only use the money to redecorate only one room in your home. Which room will you pick? My bedroom. It is sorely lacking in the style department.

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Have you ever gotten a traffic ticket for being under the influence of road rage? yes - I was tailgating someone who was going as fast as I was, which was over the legal speed limit. But I was frustrated that they were in front of me! I had just gotten off the interstate, and that always is irritating.

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If you swallowed a spider in your sleep, would you want to know about it, or would you prefer to remain oblivious? Oblivious, please. K Thx.

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OK, it's goofy BUT...What if McCain offered the V.P. to Hillary, you know, in an effort to "reach across the aisle", would you go for it? LOL. Oh boy. I just can't stop laughing. Cannot. Absolutely cannot. But I wouldn't go for it. Even if Hillary was on the Republican ticket, I still couldn't vote for McCain.

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Do you ever use the phrase, "Great Googly Mooglies!"? Oh yes.

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Do you feel you know people on here well enough to invite them around for dinner? Yes, there are few I know fairly well.

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How old were you when you first got into the car of someone you don't know? I don't think I have yet.

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To me someone intentionally ignoring phone calls and messages is worse than saying i don't feel like talking. Am i just missing this boat or am i right? Sometimes, when I have been very depressed, I have not had the motivation to pick up the phone. This could be the case. Give the person the benefit of the doubt - there could be a lot going on that you don't know about.

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If a man suspects he has impregnated a woman, which the woman swears it was another man, how can the man find out the truth? Two words: Maury Povich

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Would Cracker Jacks be better without peanuts in it? The peanuts are my favorite part. :-)

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Have you ever fell down while putting your underwear on? No, because I usually partially sit down when I'm putting underwear and pants on.

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How can I keep the law from suspecting me in drug trafficking, when I am only being suspicious because I am homeless? Patent the Invisibility Cloak. If they can't see you, they can't be suspicious.

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It's party time! Sixty B is level 60! How about we get together, play drinking games, listen to music, and write poetry in her honor. Who's with me? Well, the muse is feeling a little tapped out so how about a game of Beirut? CONGRATS, SIXTY B! YOU ROCK!!!

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I just backed over your s/o in the parking lot at Denny's... what can I say to make it up to you? Absolutely NOTHING!

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Miller Lite vs Bud Light, The battle begins, choose your beer and explain why! If I have to choose, I'll take the Bud Light. But please, slide a Bass down the bar to me.

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How old were you when you met the wo/man you married? 18. We divorced less than 4 years later.

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Will you list four things you love, then add "I love the whole world and all it's crazy thing" as your fifth item, then give me a "boom da yada"? I love the open road I love love I love baseball I love being me I love the whole world and all its crazy thing BOOM DA YADA!

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Has anybody ever told you they love your hair? Since I got the bob and started straightening my hair, it's happened a lot more.

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How far are you from your state capital? 55 miles or so.

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You knew your relationship was over when...? He got drunk and flipped over a coffee table at me on Christmas Eve when I tried to walk out.

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What would be a suitable monument to George W. Bush? Nothing. I don't think anything can depict the injustice and the stupidity that the American people (and the rest of the world) have suffered from January 2001.

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What is your model and serial number? Serial number: 1 I was the first one of me ever made, and the only one.

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What is inside that box? It's empty. I ate the rest of the chocolates. :-(

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Whats the odds you have a hangover towmorrow? Pretty decent.

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How would you take it if someone told you that you would be extremely attractive as someone of the opposite sex? LOL. It's definitely happened. Don't worry - this was years ago.

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Is it weird for a girl to not like weddings? I just find them boring. I am with you on that one.

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If relationships require a lot of bickering and that alone makes us feel miserable, how do we stand to have a relationship at all? Is it worth it to you? There is a fine line between normal bickering and the fighting that is indicative of a bad relationship. Some people don't know how to tell the difference. I personally think that the normal bickering and natural action of working things out make the wonderful aspects of being with someone much more rewarding. If it gets to the point where you start to think that the bickering is...

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Does anything good ever happen after midnight? Oh yes. Yes yes yes yes. You just have to be extra-diligent about staying up and waiting for these good things to happen.

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Do people care more about who wins American Idol than who wins the presidential election? It would be hard for me to care less about American Idol than I already do. So by default, I care way more about who wins the presidential election.

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Would you take back your boyfriend, who you loved more than life itself, if he cheated on you? Absolutely not. Why degrade yourself like that?

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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say? "Another way of separating blocks of text is with a line drawn across the..." HTML manual.

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Bottom line, I have a car. I need, really need, to get rid of this car. I'm looking at every option. Please people help me out. For Christ's sake, just sell the damn thing. I'm sure someone will take it. Craigslist is a wonderful, wonderful thing. If you are trying to get out from under the payments and you owe more than the car is worth, it's going to be difficult. A private sale at as close to book value as you can get is your best option. DO NOT go to the dealership. Sell the car privately and...

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If you could be an animal what would you be? Ringtailed lemur...

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So what's up with France, anyway? What ISN'T up with France? Sheesh.

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What's the first thing you think when someone says "I'm pregnant"? "Oh no!"

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What's the name of the monkey on your back? George. Not to be confused with Curious George.

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My man has cheated on me and I want him to feel how bad it hurts. My girlfriends and I are going out dancing, should I hook up with a guy and leave photos in my phone for him to see us making out? I want him to feel my pain I feel. No. He cheated. You're stooping to his level if you do that. It will just spark anger and all sorts of negative feelings that you don't want to deal with.

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I am celebrating my 11 year anniversary of being DRUG FREE this weekend. Are you coming to my party? Very good! Of course I'll come - that's a wonderful thing to celebrate! Here's to you for having the strength to see yourself through one of the toughest things in the world.

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Situation: Power strip on, computer not started. Push button to boot up, get steady grinding noise. Shutdown on Welcome screen, power off. Power on, boot up, no noises all day. Opened box, cleaned dust, fans "look" OK. Impending hard drive failure? Yes. Grinding noises or any other strange noises that are not fan related almost always point to hard drive failure. Use Norton Ghost to image the drive to a new hard drive so when failure does happen you will be good to go.

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Are you broken in or broken down? I tend to think I am broken down.

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Can i have your number 42

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Have you started slipping "L337" speak into everyday converstaion such as the occasional 'lol'? Sometimes I tell people they've been pwned.

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I am thinking about buying a (motorized) scooter before fall when I will begin commuting 60 miles/day for college classes. If I do, what should I know about scooters in general, and what should I know about driving them on highway? Research local laws. It's going to vary state-to-state. Most interstates don't allow scooters because of speed restrictions and general safety concerns. 60 miles a day seems a lot to log on a scooter - why not go for your motorcycle license and get a more powerful bike? Then you don't have to factor in extra time for your commute, and your routes don't have to be planned out...

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I'm making rotisserie chicken smoothies; anyone want a glassful? No thanks...maybe just save some white meat for me and a glass of milk? I'd prefer if they didn't go into the blender together. :-)

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Are you less mysterious than you think you are? No way! I can't even figure myself out!

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What age did you start to 'fall apart'? 20 :-(

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If you were given $10,000 with the rule that you couldn't pay any current bills with it and you could not save it. What would you buy? Some tie rod ends for my car, and a Honda Shadow. :-) I'd probably still have a bunch left after that...so how about we throw a bunch of purebred Schipperkes in there too?

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If your best friend came with Instructions/Warnings/cautions/etc. what would they say? WARNING: Potentially just as crazy as the b*tch standing next to me, but probably not as drunk. Do not attempt to make sense of anything we/I say! Touch my car at your own risk!

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I'm out of touch with modern / young music artists (e.g. I lost track around 1980!). Who's talented, versatile, and creative these days? I like: Elliott Smith (deceased) She & Him (Zooey Deschanel and M. Ward) M. Ward The Shins Ryan Adams (digging back a little further in the vault for him you'll find Whiskeytown - they are no longer together but the music is classic to me) Okkervil River Fiona Apple Ani DiFranco Lily Allen Amy Winehouse Wilco The Pernice Brothers Mirah The New Pornographers Neko Case ...

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Riddle Time:Im always hungry, i must always be fed, the finger i lick will soon turn red.....wat am i? Fire?

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There's always a patsy at the poker table. If you've been at the poker table for 30 minutes and you don't know who the patsy is, you're the patsy. Look around. Do you see the patsy? It's usually not me.

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Which Muppet would you rather go out on the town with? Rowlf!!!

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Are you: (1) in love, (2) love someone, (3) don't know, (4) looking, (5) not looking? 1/2/5

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Have you ever been to a city, town, or rural area and thought "How can people stand to live here"? Yes - the city was Fitchburg, Massachusetts. UGH! Also on the list: Orono, Maine

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Is there anything sweet about you? Plenty of things... :-)

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What is your favorite cookie? I LOVE the Girl Scout cookies that have peanut butter in them and chocolate coating. So I'd bring those. But I make a really great raspberry chip/white chocolate swirl cookie that's to die for...so I'd bring those too.

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As a meat eater, is there any meat you would not try? (Jews and other religions need not answer for the prohibited sectors) Veal

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Have you ever considered that when you are walking, you are really falling forward and stopping the fall with you other foot? Every step is a fall! I don't think I'll ever walk again, because I am afraid of falling...

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Are you a mystery to yourself, or do you think you have yourself figured out? God hasn't even figured me out.

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Which cell phone is better, the Razor or th Chocolate? The Chocolate is probably the more reliable phone. I've found battery life and software speed on Motorolas to be questionable. The Chocolate is also the more "current" phone. The Razr is old news by now.

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What would be the key indications that a capitalist state was transforming into a fascist state? A crowd of impressionable and stupid "sheep" blindly following poor leadership.

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What are some "love or hate" foods? Anchovies, caviar, sardines, feta cheese, brussels sprouts

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I gave my firend my e-mail password and they went into my account and copies an e-mail that I had sent to my girlfriend. They then sent it to my wife. Is this punishable? What they did? Nope.

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What's your favorite kind of store? I love bookstores...but Sephora is a close second. :-)

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Can you say something totally random about yourself? Let's see some of the most original responses! I have a serious issue with lip gloss.

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I feel like I'm forgetting something... what could it be? Your keys! You can't leave home without those, Jay!

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What do have in the trunk of your car? (Be honest !) Spare tire, sleeping bag, motor oil, WD-40, cooler, old unopened cans of Bud Lite...and all of it rattles around whenever I hit a bump.

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Can you drink more than Hillary Clinton? There's a good chance.

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What public utilities or other modern conveniences do you live without? Cable, microwave, dishwasher

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Are you in a long relationship? How does it feel to be that 'half' of the couple? Yes. It feels pretty damn good.

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Are you a walking mess of contradictions? Oh yeah.

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Does your elevator go to the top floor? Not always, no.

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What is keep you from telling her that you love her or him? Nothing ever stops me from telling him.

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Do you pour water on your breakfast cereal if you are out of milk? Ew. No.

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OK folks, in my answer there is a link to a Random Beer Name Generator. What is your random beer generator name? Screenshots are most welcome. Cheers! (clink) Pablo Picasso's Lost Moose India Pale Ale Hee hee.

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Fill in the blank. I want to have a body like--- a face like--- and a mind like---. I want to have a body like a steel cable. A face like a clean sheet of plate glass. A mind like a mousetrap.

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What's your favorite part about calling for computer support? I *AM* computer support. I don't call myself unless I am drunk and accidentally dial my own number.

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What should your significant other NEVER say to you no matter how frustrated or upset they are? The "C" word is unforgiveable in my book.

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What effect did the concentration camps have on people or technology? This sounds like an essay question. Care to do your own homework rather than enlisting the good people of AB to do it for you?

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Is it fair that my mother should confiscate my laptop and send me to bed without any supper? I am 46 years old! No, you should at least have supper. The laptop is a privilege. Food is a basic human right. Demand that she provide you with nourishment at once.

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Not gay need to know? If you're sure that you aren't, why do you ask?

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Hey everybody! Our fabulous friend Penal Colony made Sage! Care to congratulate him?? No points necessary for me, thanks! Hey, I missed your party! Better late than never. Congrats to you, Penal Colony!

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Even if you're a good-humored person, What is something that you don't like to make fun of? Violent crimes, poverty, race.

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What do you blame for the extra pounds you are carrying on your body? What extra pounds?

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I am on a "Barry Manilow Kick" right now and can't get enough...What types of "kicks" do you frequent? British kicks are frequent for me. A close second: cheddar kicks. Occasionally, I'll OD on Bruce Springsteen.

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When you ran out of your weekly points allotment that you could give to another ABer, what was the most users who you couldn't award points in a single week? It's only happened to me once or twice - once it was on purpose. I've never had more than one well dried up at any time either. Maybe I am not liberal enough with my points.

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I have a 3-day weekend coming up soon. I want to take a trip no more than 6-7 hours drive from Worcester MA for the weekend. Anybody have any good ideas? If you're looking to go rural, go north. Take a backroads tour of Vermont. The Green Mountains are lovely, especially in the Rutland Gaps area. That would be about 3 hours or so for you. Or, if you want a little more civilization you could always head in the opposite direction and hit Portland, Maine. It's an unexpected mecca of culinary delights. Plus, even in the off-season the...

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Alright Ladies, who wants to sail with me, Capt. Lizzie ? We're going on a fun ladies only cruise, unless guys want to be the galley workers. Please sign up here, to join my crew. I'll join in, but I warn you I'm lazy and vain. So I may only spend my time sunning myself and reading novels on the front deck!

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Who did you sit next to at your high school graduation? I have no clue. Unless they were your best friend, who remembers that kind of minutia? I was just happy to be clear of that hellhole.

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Say you were stranded on an island with a solar powered cd player. You only packed 3 albums what do you hope they were? Because I like to defy authority I am packing 5 albums. Screw authority! Neko Case - Furnace Room Lullaby Faith No More - The Real Thing Brad Mehldau - Largo Fiona Apple - When The Pawn... The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead

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Why does it say do not use heavy machinery upon consumtion the back of childrens tylenol? Because children shouldn't use heavy machinery, under the influence of Tylenol or not.

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Do you know or are friends with a very vain person? Yeah. Her name is msFortunate, and she has her reasons for being vain. Good reasons, mind you. Unlike every other vain person in the world!

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I want to recommend our fellow Spaceball for the "Newbie Trap of the Year" award. He gets them every time. Care to join me? If I answer this question, am I going to be snared and netted like everyone in Return of the Jedi? Even though I'm NOT a newbie?

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Do you ever get board wit AB? Pretty frequently.

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Where would you place yourself on a scale starting at Spinach and ending with Gruyere? To help you, blue cheese is not on this scale. Irises

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How insane are you on a scale from -3.62 to Red? Mucklucks!!!!!!!

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Is your job: a) low-paying, b) deadend, c) boring? d) None of the above? a) would seem applicable given my current financial status. However, that's a personal problem and not one inflicted by a low wage.

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Did you marry someone from your hometown? Yes, married and divorced.

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I just noticed that our friendly and very wise friend from Down Under Keithold is a Guru! Would you join me in congratulating this first-rate ABer? Well done Keithold! Very nice, Keithold! This confirms that nice guys do NOT always finish last. :-)

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Has anyone besides me seen "Idiocracy"? Do you look at the people around you a little differently now? I've seen it, and despite its abysmal reviews I liked it a lot. I think it's eventually where the world is headed, even if it's not within my lifetime. And yes...I look at the whole world VERY differently.

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You might be a redneck if? There are more notches on your belt than there are teeth in your head.

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Whats your favourite starwars episode Empire Strikes Back.

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Do you come to a complete stop? Most of the time. Admittedly, I'm not always that great about it.

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I thought about getting pregnant, Any ideas` if i should or shouldn't Just a hunch, but maybe you shouldn't quite yet.

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Is it cheating if you have a "cyber" affair with someone? YES.

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ICKY ALERT! I have a cold, and just blew my nose, I blew it so hard it ripped through the tissue and I blew snot on my monitor. Has this ever happened to you? Been there. Gross, huh? Just wipe off the monitor and keep going. You'll feel better soon.

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Isn't it about time you took your parents out to a nice dinner? Yes, why not? Although I am rather pressed for cash right now. I suppose I could just buy some food at the store and make them a nice dinner.

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A truck carrying diesel fuel went off the Interstate and exploded (nb: creating mayhem and critical injury), 30 minutes after I passed through that exact spot this morning. Should I count my blessings? Absolutely. I read about that this morning. Very scary! Glad you are safe.

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Gather around Sassy Baggers♥ For our very own AB Bad Boy Eric♥ has reached Maestro!!! Let's show him some love,shall we? :D Congrats Eric♥♥♥ I can't believe I missed this!!! I must not have been paying attention. Congrats!!! These are for you! Hope you like them.

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What is your mood like today? Difficult. Sometimes nothing makes me happy.

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Would you like to dedicate a song to me? Yeah - "Arizona" - Kings of Leon

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What's the furthest north, south, east, or west that you've ever been? North: Québec City South: Sanibel Island, Florida East: Glace Bay, Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia West: O'Hare Airport, Chicago, Illinois

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I'm thinking about buying a car. I want one that is dependable, sporty, can transport five people and will make a statement. What do you suggest? Post-2003 Subaru Legacy with GT trim.

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Do you have good taste in clothes or are you wanted by the fashion police? I should be put away for life behind vertical stripes.

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Are you popular in your workplace? Small workplace. I don't think I'm in terrible shape, but I'm not the most well-liked.

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Are you cheerleading material? Oh hell no. I wasn't cheerleading material in high school, and I'm certainly not now.

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How would you describe your legs? Super long.

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What song gets stuck in your head the most? Right now it's this...

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I was in Walmart looking for some seeds to plant, and I come across Salvia, one of the legal psychoactive plant, so I ask the Walmart guy if it is for smoking and he says no. Isn't Salvia a psychoactive plant? Even if it is, I doubt the Wal-Mart employees are going to run around advertising it.

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What does your maybe mean? More.....yes, or More.... no? My maybe is usually more "no". I have a problem actually saying the word "no". Unless I feel REALLY strongly about something.

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Do you know a grown arse man who still lives at home with his parents? Yeah. But only because his wife left him and he had no other place to go...that's good reason....right??? ;-)

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How tall is everyone on here. 6'.

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Will you tell me about the coffee in your place of employment? (see my answer) Well, we've got one of those wasteful single-cup brewers...but everyone seems to like it so much that they'd never give it up (including me, really). I order the assortment of coffee based on what everyone here likes. Sometimes it's a tough job. :-)

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What was your Grade Point Average in highschool?good or bad Decent - 3.33

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Do you answer a question with a question or an answer? Why not?

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Do you ever socialize with your coworkers outside the office? Yeah. Occasionally. :-)

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I'm forty next month. What did you do on your fortieth birthday or what do you reckon you will do? I'll probably do the usual - frozen Pepperidge Farm cake and a few friends over. Two years ago was exceptionally exciting - I went to a concert. But I'm not a big partier. :-)

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Have any guilty pleasures? Cadbury Creme Eggs. Though, no shame or guilt here! I am an out of the closet easter candy lover. :-)

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How many states have you lived in? Two - NH and Mass.

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Has anyone tried to sue a website based on the answer(s) they have received? Probably. This is why AB has a disclaimer in place, advising you to NOT take any answers you receive here seriously.

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How do you think you look today? Okay, I suppose...right now my face is covered with pizza grease and my skirt has crumbs all over it...so I guess before I go out into the general public I should clean up a bit.

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Is the mind a terrible thing to taste? I doubt I would like the taste of grey matter, so I am going to go with "yes".

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Would you cross the barriers of your sexual orientation if a famous rock star said he/she wanted to make out with you? Ex: You're a straight guy and David Bowie says he wants to make out with you... would you do it? Give me Ani Difranco or Lily Allen any day and I might just say "yes".

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If I skip brunch and only eat breakfast, lunch, supper and dinner.. will I finally lose weight? It's possible. :-) but of course, you should always pair exercise with any diet.

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Who wants to start an AB riot, right now? For fun! *throws a rock through a window of the Penalty Box* RIIIIIOT!

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If you had a new tea kettle and a water cooler with an instant hot button would you still use your new tea kettle to heat up water? Yes. I love tea kettles.

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Tarot card readers: Do you give any significance to 2 or more cards of the same number or face coming out in a reading? I do, especially with face cards. I once had all four pages pop up in one reading. I took it to mean I was suffering from massive inexperience. Also, if you get many of the same suit, go with your instinct as to what that may mean. You may be limiting yourself, or there may be an imbalance in some part of your life.

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Answerbag is starting to get on my nerves and I'm considering leaving. Shall I go or should I stay? Convince me of the right decision. I've said it before, I'll say it again...if you have to ask, then take a break and evaluate the situation from afar.

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Anoyne got flu yet? Yes, and now I am battling the remnants of it.

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If you could have a personal bodyguard for yourself, or your loved ones who would you choose: A) Jason Bourne, B) The Rock, C) Chuck Liddell(UFC), or D) your own choice? Jason Bourne...hands down....that's technology that will never go obsolete. :-)

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Do you downrate silly or just-for-fun questions? No, because sometimes I'm asking them. I enjoy a good portion of them, but sometimes one goes a little too far into the crazy realm for me to appreciate it. Though even in these instances, I won't downrate it. What's the point?

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Didn't you hear me the first time? No.

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I noticed the newspaper today when Hillary Clinton, Dina Matos and Silda Spitzer were near their men at the press conference, they were all wearing pearl necklaces. Do you find that a little strange? What an odd coincidence. I wonder what happened the night before the press conference. At any rate, the interesting thing for me was at the Spitzer press conference, his wife was the only one whose face registered malice and dollar signs. It was like she was visualizing her husband's wallet just flying out of his pants. She was looking in that general direction, too. The others had...

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Could there be paedophiles on Answerbag? Of course there are. You can't walk on the information superhighway without stepping on a pedophile.

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What makes people abstain from taking baths and showers? Depression.

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The lovely Ms Fortunate has just made MAESTRO!! Who would like to congratulate her with me? Thanks for the party, MentalMum! And thanks to everyone for showing up. :-)

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What's better then a good day at work? Nothing, because a good day at work is VERY RARE.

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Why are the car good for We are need get place

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Are you interested in playing "The Compliment Game"? (nb: You give a compliment to the person who answered just before you. I'll start with Rosie.) I don't know kitten at all, but I'd be pleased to have more interactions with her. She seems like a sweet woman, and she has an awesomely cute avatar!

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My boss just caught me putting on deodorant on in my cubicle... it's hot here... Should I be embarrassed or should he be happy I don't wanna stink? I don't think he should care. After all, you are making an effort to practice good workplace hygiene!

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Based on your personality, what part of an automobile would you be? The struts. I can protect everyone else from the damage inflicted by the potholes of life, but if you abuse me I break and am expensive to fix.

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Would it be easy for you to make it through a week without cursing at all? No.

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Does putting soil on someones face constitute assault Yes. I know someone who got one count of simple assault for pouring a drink on someone else's head.

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Are you ever disapointed by your inner monologue's decided lack of dry wit and charisma? GOD, yes! ..."God, yes"? What the hell kind of response is that? Can't you think of something better? OH - I get it. It's a jab at my own lack of creativity! Well, we'll have to fix that. ...Oh? We can't? You have to be born with creativity? ...What do you MEAN, I'm not funny? I thought I was a laugh riot! I had the whole bar in stitches last time we...

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Random image uploading starts now ALL RIGHT!!

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Do you think chris rock sometimes takes his jokes too far! Maybe. He's funny, though.

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Do you feel like your name fits you? Yeah, I'm down with my unique name. It means "of eternal beauty", which I think describes me perfectly. No, I am not a total ego maniac. It may just look that way.

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Do you have that certain 'Je ne sais quoi'? Oui, parce que je ne sais quoi ce qu'on voit dans moi.

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Ok. i never had my first kiss and i think this guy is going to kiss me. HOW DO I KISS?!?!?!. its importent and i need to know so i wont mess up..and everything. help me please! thanks! Just make a face like this. It's sure to win him over.

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Could you go all day without kissing your significant other? How long could you go? I've gone a week. I didn't like it though.

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Is Platinum more expensive than Gold? The price of gold has skyrocketed. Platinum remains more expensive, but I would not be surprised if that changed.

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WHY DO PEOPLE GET SO BENT OUT OF SHAPE ABOUT PEOPLE WRITING IN ALL CAPS? I AM NOT GETTING GRADED FOR THIS. On AB, we use our inside voices.

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Is it ok for the goose to work while the gander takes care of their bread eating ducks? As long as the goose and the gander aknowledge that their real children, the goslings, are going hungry.

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Do you have an attack plan for an intruder? Same as my zombie plan. It involves a sawed-off shotgun. I also have a police-issue nightstick in my bedroom, which I know how to use quite effectively.

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Can I stay here with you till the day breaks? There's something you should know...I ain't got no place to go...

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Can you Name three of the top Defining moments in your Marriage, that made it what it is today?Good or Bad. 1. Getting married 2. Finding out that we were horribly incompatible a week later 3. Getting divorced

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Adults: Do you still breakout? Sometimes, especially when I am PMSing.

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When you get a friend request on AB, do you typically approve it regardless of how well you know the person? Do you feel guilty denying people? I accept mostly if I know the person. If I get one from someone I don't know I take a good look at their profile. And no, I don't feel guilty about denying anyone - if I don't want to be their "friend", it's my choice...right? :-)

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What do you have planned for the weekend? I am playing at a flute master class on Saturday, and on Sunday there will be cleaning...laundry...and hockey games. :-)

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Is it depression if you stop yourself from crying at least 3 times a day at work? (And you cry at least 4 times at home) It may be, but there are many many many other symptoms that come into play when diagnosing depression. -Loss of motivation -Feelings of hopelessness -Sleeping more -Sleeping less -Eating more -Eating less -Weight loss -Not bathing as frequently -Inability to have fun doing otherwise enjoyable activities -Isolation -Suicide ideation/intent -Irritability -Constant sadness If you...

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Where are some really bad places to hide Easter eggs? In one's pants. It could end up badly for everyone involved, especially if the hider is over 18 and the seeker is under.

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How many points can Fireband award (level 91) 6 for answers, 5 for questions I believe.

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Can you name some manufactures of computer memory sticks? Crucial, Samsung, AllComponents

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What is your time today? A good time. Lunch hour, on Friday.

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Will the revolution be televised? No. We are too busy looking for it to know when it will actually happen.

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What did you say? I asked you if you had any lens cleaner!! Do you have cloth ears???

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Why there is no spellcheck on answerbag? They want the spelling mavens of the world to suffer through atrocious interpretations of different words.

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Have you ever told someone "Your just not smart enough"? How did they react? They told me to watch my homophones, and corrected my improper usage of the word "your".

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Did someone really tick off Old Man Winter this year? Is this why he WON'T go away? Fess up already! Technically, it's still winter. :-) Plus, past climate studies suggest that we are headed for a mini ice age. Could this be the beginning, despite the advent of global warming? Damn. Someone remind me why I live in the northeast.

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If I offered you $1.00 to strip for my camera, would you? Nope.

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Gas is $3.90 a gallon in my neighborhood, is this George Bushes fault? No, he has nothing to do with it. Chalk it up to supply/demand, and OPEC.

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Is Idaho's hotel tax an insult to tourists? . please flag

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What not to say to a Police officer with a huge belly? I'm new in town. Which way to the nearest Dunkin' Donuts?

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Yesterday it was about 60 degrees (F), today is in the upper 20tys (F) and snowing. What crazy weather have you witnessed? December 2006 in New Hampshire it was 70 degrees, with severe thunderstorms. The next day it was only 20.

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Can you describe how you feel today in one word? Ridiculous.

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What’s your favorite “Confucius says” saying? He who stand on toilet high on pot.

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Do you like Modest Mouse? I really like the older stuff. "This Is A Long Drive For Someone With Nothing To Think About" "The Lonesome Crowded West" (my favorite) "The Moon And Antarctica"

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What brings you the best possible fun in the world? Name 3 things. 1. Finding new places to take pictures 2. Listening to music 3. Time with the s/o

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If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be and why? Shadow

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The person you were pulling for turns out to be a sleazebag. The opponent was already a sleazebag in your opinion. Do you vote for the least sleazy sleazebag or do you opt out, not bother and ignore the whole thing? I go for the least sleazy sleazebag. I couldn't do anything else. There's no point in ignoring it - what good does that do ANYONE?

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How desensitized are you? Not very. I'd like to think that I'm tough, but I am very easily shocked and upset.

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Im in love with a guy who is abusive, has really bad anger & is in jail right now for 6 years i think im gonna break it off because his anger just seems to be getting worse. do you think i am making the right decision even though i really really love him? Don't EVER compromise yourself or your safety for love, no matter how much you love the other person. Nothing is worth that. I think you are absolutely making the right decision.

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Why do birds suddenly appear...every time you are near? WHY? I work in a giant aviary. It's something I have no control over.

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Who would win in a fight, The Hoff or Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris is the answer to every question. Especially this one.

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I have heard many songs with "satisfaction guaranteed" in their lyrics. Can you think of any other musical cliches that get on your nerves? Hmmmm... "Bad to the bone" irritates me. "Save a horse, ride a cowboy" doubly so...although my annoyance with it seems to diminish proportionate to the amount of alcohol in my system. If I am VERY drunk, I will even dance to it rather enthusiastically. "My achy breaky heart" was one of those country crossover songs that gained explosive popularity, thus...

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Why am I so mean? You have mean genes. Seriously, it's the only scientific explanation I can think of.

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007 had a License to kill. What type of license (not driver's) do you wish you had? A license to act like a moron. I already live like I've got one of those though.

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Do you want to know what you would look like bald? Upload a pic and I'll photoshop it! Do it!!!

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What did your s/o say when you told him you were pregnant? "Awwww shit." Then he proceeded to get drunk every night after that. What do you know, I'm still childless.

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WARNING: Answering this question may cause injury or death, do you still want to answer it? Yeah. I'm a risktaker.

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If Answerbag was shut down tomorrow - what would you do with your time? Work.

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Where is your favorite place to sleep? alone or next to someone? big or small bed? Full size bed, with the s/o.

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Ladies, would you find it weird if a man you have known for 1 week is already talking marriage & goes on to tell you that you 2 could go out together(on a beach) and whatever happens, happens (meaning if u get pregnant) & he hardly knows you. Yes. Run fast, and far, and don't look back.

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Why didn't Asante Samuel waant to resign with the Patriots? Philly apparently made him a better offer. I personally think that's not a good reason, especially as Philly made a bigger offer to Randy Moss and he stayed with New England.

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Back in the day, the perfect measurements were 36-24-36, what are they now? How do you measure up? 34-28-36 I guess it's close?

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What is your particular way of flirting? I'm so good I don't HAVE to flirt. Anyway, I don't make it a habit anymore. People seem to get the wrong idea.

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Does it seem stupid to anyone else that they started making tshirts with printing at the neck instead of a tag, but they still put a tag on the side right at your waist level? Yes. It causes me undue amounts of stress. I have very sensitive skin and those tags always seem to be scratchier than others.

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Do you have a Zombie Defense Plan? Yes. It consists of purchasing a shotgun and sawing off most of the barrel. After that, I'm open to suggestions.

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Would you like to join me in congratulating GiraffeyedDonor-WHHGBSWC-AYPWIP-DYOH-ish on becoming a maestro? come on people Join to the party !!! Congrats, GiraffeyedDonor! I will play the musical saw in your honor.

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Gasp! It looks like the hilarious and lovely Sara is a Maestro! Who else will join me in congratulating one of ABs favorites and hope she doesn't go mad with her newfound powers? Congrats Saramonster! Lovely, smart helpful lady. :-)

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Guys, ever had ur gf go down on u unexpectedly? While watching TV, playing a video/pc game, reading the newspaper, etc. Girls, have u ever done it? Elaborate :) Yeah. It's one of the most fun parts of having a partner you WANT to please. In the car on a short car trip, waking up in the morning, during movies...I'm all about making him happy whenever I can.

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I had steak for dinner tonight. My dog jumped on the table and took a bite out of it before I could stop him. I ate the rest. Would you eat the rest too? Yeah! It is steak after all.

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I have a me computer and i need to know how to update windows ,,ty ME is a highly unstable operating system. Throw the computer out the window and buy a cheap system with XP if you're looking to save $$. Otherwise, you should be able to go to http://www.microsoft.com and visit Windows Update. If you don't have high speed though, any downloads you undertake may time out.

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Why don't we separate men and women on different continents and just meet for procreation once a year? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!

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What roadkills are common in your area? Skunks, porcupines, oppossums, squirrels, chipmunks, deer, sometimes a moose

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Think of some of your favorite songs, then add "in my pants" to the end of the title. What are some funny names you can come up with? Here There, And Everywhere In My Pants - the Beatles In My Bed, In My Pants - Amy Winehouse Sweet Adeline In My Pants - Elliott Smith Go To Sleep (Little Man Being Erased In My Pants) - Radiohead I Don't Like Mondays In My Pants - The Boomtown Rats Possession In My Pants - Sarah MacLachlan Stay (I Missed You In My Pants) - Lisa Loeb Strangest Places In My Pants - Abra Moore ...

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How do i break a microwave oven. People heat up stuff with garlic and fish in my office and leaves a horrific smell in here. Any suggestions? Three words: Nuke tin foil Of course, it could be dangerous. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKQ9vC_DK_c

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What was your biggest surprise about your S/O after you were married or started living together? It wasn't a HUGE surprise, but he turned out to be a real dick. Thank god we're divorced.

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Are all you ladies cute? Absolutely we are.

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How often do you ever have a beer or mixed drink when you are alone? Not so often anymore. I used to drink alone every night, but I'm not alone every night these days.

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What critter do you fear the worst? Spiders and leeches and ticks.

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How can you tell if your being used, like used only for sex? I love this guy & he has my heart but I feel like he is only using me for sex? How can I tell? What can I do? Ask him. Alternately, you can tell him that unfortunately you're unable to have intercourse anymore, and then ask him if it's possible to just go out on a couple of dinner or movie dates. If he turns tail and runs, it would appear he is using you.

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What is the easiest way to get pregnant quickly? There are a number of wonderful books on the subject, directed to your demographic and age group. "How Babies Are Made" is the one that comes to mind. However, you should not attempt the activities detailed in the book until you can spell the result.

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What the name of the female singer who had a song out recently called samson and delilah? Are you thinking of Regina Spektor? The song is on the album Begin to Hope. It's called Samson.

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Do you like your hair styled long, or short? Somewhere in between. I can't grow it too long, but I keep it around chin length these days with long bangs.

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I am 12 weeks pregnant, and my husband and I have decided on abortion. We are skeptical about having it done clinically, and wondered if there was an herbal way of causing a miscarriage? Most of the ways I have found have been for women 8 weeks or earlier Trying to induce a miscarriage is VERY dangerous. You may be skeptical about the surgical procedure, but in my eyes, a d&c is the only way to be sure it's safe. If you weren't so far along, the other option here would be to have the "medical" abortion - which is a series of pills administered by the doctor to induce a miscarriage. But the farther along you are, the more...

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Do you ever get sad for no apparent reason and start crying? Yes, frequently.

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What color are you today? Angry, dangerous crimson red.

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Do you always wear underwear? Not always.

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Should i quit AB? If you have to ask, then yes.

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I have 92 subaru legacy while I am driving the battery light will come on and go off and my battery will eventualy die and the car will die when im at ideal and I have to jump it to get it going again. I had the charging system tested and it was good Have your mechanic check ALL of the wiring. Something could be shorting out. Also, clean the contacts of your battery. And with electrical problems, you can never rule out the alternator. Especially if it's not charging properly.

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If you try to force yourself to cry, how do you go about it? I tense up the muscles in my jaw and throat, and think about my failed marriage. Always works.

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I am at a bar watching a drunk guy trying to pick up the local cross dressing man. What do you think I should do? Wait for the fallout. :-)

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Is Catcher In The Rye a good book? I think Im going to read it, And I wanted peoples opinions on the book. What do you think of it? One of my all-time favorites, even though it was assigned school reading when I was in high school. The complexity of the characters is really quite fascinating. Another great coming of age story.

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Don't you love "msFortunate the Wicked"? (I do) Awwww! Thanks Rickster! On a dreary day like this, it is awfully nice to know somoene is thinking of me. :-)

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'Tithing', the custom of giving 10% (a tithe, or tenth) of your income to the church. Is that before or after tax has been deducted? I believe that it is pre-tax. Not sure, though.

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Love yourself, so others can love you too? Yes, but I think it's also about loving yourself so you know what it takes to love someone else. You can't truly love another person before you love and respect yourself. Hi Rickster!

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When buying a computer system should I be more concerned about amount of memory, hard disk space, or CPU speed? Or should I be concerned about some other aspect of the system? (Think of me as a beginner and not a big time gamer or anything like that.) I always think that most of the money you spend should go into a quality processor. As mentioned before, the Core 2 Duo from Intel takes the cake over the Dual Core. I've never been a fan of AMD, but you'll spend more with Intel. They don't make hard drives much smaller than 80 gig in new systems now, so unless you have a lot of data you won't have to worry about filling...

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You are a deity. A major deity. You require people to worship you. What form do you want the worship to take? Statues, because I am a vain deity. Also, two days a week must be dedicated to chanting my name in dark rooms nonstop, and fasting. These days are designated on the fly by the resident worship leaders. Offerings may be made in the form of Cadbury eggs, and kittens.

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If you were a deity, would you really want to be worshipped? I am a deity, and I demand worship. :-)

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When a certain user isn't on AB, do you wonder what they are doing in real life at that moment? Yes. There are quite a few users I have this curiosity for.

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The Big Red Button... Will you push it? (see my post!) Of course I will!

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I can not afford my partner any more I do not even want them anymore but they're not even worth what I owe on them. Can I just give them to the bank and be free from all payments? Do you want to trade up to a less-expensive model? Maybe buying used next time would be a safe bet. Although, voluntary repossession might be a good option. Do call your bank to see what kind of programs they offer in your area. :-)

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Which desktop computer is the best computer? How much should I spend on a computer system just to go on the internet and run Microsoft Office, mainly word and small spreadsheets? Look for an Intel Core 2 Duo processor, not a Dual Core. Faster, no shared cache. Better, newer technology which won't be obsolete as quickly. Get at least 1 gig of RAM, and if you can avoid it, stay away from Windows Vista for the time being. XP should do all you need - and more. Don't spend UNDER $700 unless you want last years' technology. I know you said it's not...

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What is your score on the Holmes Stress Scale? Mine is 419. See first answer for the link. 466

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What is there an abundance of where you live? Morons.

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What should we do? (call police or pass on the job) Hubby is a painter and recvd call to have him paint a house. Caller claims he is brother of home owner and she's in hospitl. Details too much for box...please read comments Call the police, for peace of mind at least. Sounds scary. I wouldn't want to get my family involved with that kind of creepiness. Good luck.

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Do you think you have an AB Arch-Nemesis? Probably. They're all envious.

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Do you feel you get enough sleep at night? I usually do, but I didn't last night. 3 hours!!!

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Do you want to list your top ten (Can't be any less) favorite movies so that - based on these - I can reveal your personality out of 16 different types? (This question takes the place of my similar question about movies that I had to abandon). 1. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2. Stranger Than Fiction 3. Empire Strikes Back 4. Little Miss Sunshine 5. Europa Europa 6. Dr. Strangelove, Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb 7. Sixteen Candles 8. Oscar and Lucinda 9. Being There 10. The Princess Bride Honorable mention: Fargo Amelie Run Lola Run The Bourne Identity

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What is Adderall used for? Is it a safe medication? Is it normal for baseball players or other athletes to use this medication? It's an amphetamine. Actually, it's four different types of amphetamines rolled into one package. Commonly prescribed for ADHD in adolescents and adults. It is a controlled substance, and has quite a high street value as it is a form of speed. If it's not prescribed for ADD or ADHD, then it has no medical merit whatsoever. It's NOT normal for athletes to use this medication,...

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I want my husband's brother bad. How can I tell if he likes me too? My husband is okay w/ it so that makes me feel like he doesn't care if I do something. How can I let him know I want him/? Just tell him, and ask him if he feels the same way. No judgements here.

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My laptop will not boot. It's making a loud crackling/popping sound. I get an error message that says there is no hard drive. Is that bad? Scottix is right. The hard drive is toast. You probably won't be able to recover any of the data, but if you bring it to a nearby computer repair place, you can at least find that out for sure. DO NOT try to boot it up again. Any further attempts to boot will cause more extensive damage to a hard drive that is failed/failing. This lessens the chances that even a cleanroom facility will...

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If you are on the highway with a clear lane, the speed limit is 60mph, what speed are you doing? 70-75 mph

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If you could have a message written on the side of your car, what would it be? What are you looking at?

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I read that sniffing your partner's neck can be a huge turn on. Do you like to do that? Yes. Although my nose isn't working properly right now - I doubt it would have much effect.

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Is there any food that does NOT go with bacon??? Marzipan

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How has bacon changed your life? Absolutely. I can't pass a smokehouse or a butcher shop without stopping now.

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If bacon grew from trees, how many bacon trees would you plant? Eighty bazillion. All 'round the world. So everywhere I went, there would be bacon.

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2008 is Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream's 30th anniversary, what flavor ice cream would you like to celebrate with? Here's a thought. Maybe, they can combine elements of all of the flavors...much like the idea in the 2-Twisted ice creams. Make an entirely new anniversary flavor that has, say, bits of Half Baked, and Chunky Monkey, Cherry Garcia, New York Super Fudge Chunk... It might be so sweet that it would make your teeth fall out, though. Personally, my favorite is Everything But The... ...

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Do you think Barack Obama could be the Antichrist? Nah. He's still the candidate I support. What happens happens, and none of us can be worried about it...because no one really knows how and when the world is going to end. Why stress over something we can't control?

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How did the answer "42" originate as the answer to the meaning of life? Because we don't understand what the question actually is. :-)

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Don't you just love summer? Yes. :-( It is FAR from summer here in frigid New England. 10" of snow Tuesday, 3 more last night...and that's adding to the 90+ inches we have seen all winter.

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If questions are worth $1.00, how much money would you have earned from AB? $128. That would actually keep me afloat financially for a week! Pay up, AB!

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What is your superhero name (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)? The Red Milkshake. LOL.

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Do you call your parents by their first name? I always found it weird when people did. I've always just said "mom" and "dad" Never ever ever have I called my parents anything but mom and dad. Well, except my mom. I sometimes call her "Mumsy".

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Do you refer to your spouses parents as Mom and Dad? No, I never did when I was married. I never really talked to my father-in-law if I could avoid it, and my mother-in-law I always called by her first name.

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What kind of elderly person do you think you will be? Example, I'll be in my front yard guarding my tulips when school gets out waving my cane at anyone who gets close!!! Three words: Crazy cat lady.

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Do you have any hobbies you'll be able to do to keep you occupied when you retire, besides sit in front of the PC? That's quite a ways off for me. I think my photography and writing will keep me quite busy when that day finally comes, however.

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Help! I've had too much fanta and my stomach feels like it's going to explode and I will be NO MORE! WHat should I do? This may sound weird, but lie down on your stomach and try to close your eyes.

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What are the top 5 things that make you mad? 1. Phlegm 2. Bad drivers who think it's OK to venture out in a snowstorm 3. Puking in bars 4. Pretentious indie hipster haircuts 5. Vodka

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When i go out clubbing i like to wear short dresses where my thong is visable when i bend over/forward even a tiny bit. guys do you find this sexy and if so how would you get my attention.... Are you sure they are dresses and not just really long shirts? If they are in fact shirts, you really shouldn't be wearing them without pants - even if they LOOK like dresses.

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Do you think you will be with your significant other in five years Who knows. I'd like that, but things change.

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Today is my one year anniversary here on AB. Have I done anything FUN or helpful for you? You made me realize that it's OK to have a close relationship with bacon. You've also been very supportive, and always have jumped to my aid have I needed help. I am proud to call you a friend in whatever capacity I can!!

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Are there people you dislike here in the AB community? To be perfectly honest, yup.

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What comes to mind when you hear the word, "cackle"? cacklefruit, the Three Stooges term for an egg.

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Have you ever gone a full week without using butter? Oh hell no.

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How significant to you is your significant other? VERY significant. He plays a big role in my life! I'm not so sure about the other side sometimes, though.

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Would you date Ann Coulter? Yes or no,why? I try to stay away from demonic hellbeasts masquerading as human beings. So...no.

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What is awesome to you? Not being sick. Food. Kittens. Drinking in excess without the complications of a hangover.

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How close is too close to get to you physically? Right now, I would recommend against getting within 5 feet of me. I seem to have contracted some sort of flu that's causing me to cough and sneeze like there's no tomorrow. Oh, and the fever is killer. I wouldn't wish this on anyone. Unfortunately, I'm at work.

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Who else is hungry like a wolf right now? Yeah. After all, it is lunchtime and I have barely eaten a thing today.

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Is anyone else getting a big snowstorm right now? Not yet. Though we may get 4-8 inches before midnight.

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If someone plays sad songs where you can hear them, after you split up but never says anything along those lines to you, are they trying to communicate their true feelings or just indulging their own mood? A little of both, probably. If they have shown a pattern of possibly having difficulty communicating their feelings directly in the past, there is a good chance they are doing it again. But then, they might also just be wallowing in self-pity. In all actuality, it depends on the person.

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I'm in a generous moment ask me ...I am Psychic How long will this hangover last?

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Your internet just went down. What do you do now? Stare at the wall.

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If you found a sealed, addressed, stamped envelope on the ground would you mail it or would you open it instead? Mail it. Psssssh. It's illegal to open someone else's mail. :-)

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Are the problems you've had in life largely of your own making, or have they been outside your control? I accept responsibility for the majority of my problems. Actually, I accept responsibility for ALL of them. Nothing is entirely out of my control - it just seems that way when it all snowballs. I can change my life by fixing the little things one-at-a-time, no matter how overwhelming it might feel.

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Look around you. Is it simple to make you content? No, in fact it's horrifyingly difficult.

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Have you ever been the victim of emotional whiplash? Yes - see http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2327206

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What was the most recent big scare of your life? When the s/o and I almost split. I felt as if I'd had the carpet pulled out from under me.

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Have you ever had feelings for your boss? Yup.

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Wats is best anti virus to use AVG Free is good, but you can't get away with just standalone anti-virus protection anymore. SuperAntiSpyware is a good supplement to your current protection, as is Ad-Aware. And both are, mercifully, free. I have found Norton and McAfee to be memory pigs, and overpriced to boot.

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Ladies, would you consider taking a long break from shaving any body hair if your s/o said he preferred his women all-natural? Yes. After all, that's how I roll anyway.

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Why do you carry on with your sad, pathetic existence? Because I'm not done yet.

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Is "stop being insane" such a difficult request? I find it to be the simplest request of them all. Thank you.

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Do you think most democrats voters will fold and vote republican possibly for John McCain? No, because I think most Democrats are smarter than that.

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What would cause you to want to punch a baby? I think psychosis is probably a cause.

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OK people, What kind of mood are you in today? Do you want to hug someone or hurt someone? Definitely hugging. This is a first for me in the last few weeks - my mood has been miserable lately.

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Has your boss ever asked you where your loyalty lies? He's never needed to.

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Would you allow someone to paint/sculpt/photograph you nude, even if you wouldn't normally be seen this way in public? Yes.

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Is there a spell check to use on answerbag? Only in my dreams. If you are using Mozilla Firefox, there is a built-in spellchecker in the browser itself. If not, then you are SOL.

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Do you think the Clinton campaign has become desperate by their current attacks on Obama ("plagiarism", "Michelle Obama was not proud to be an American")? I personally think that Hillary Clinton became desperate just before the New Hampshire primary, with her pitiful crying display on national TV. She knows that her insincerity is going to lose her the Democratic nominiation, and she will do anything she thinks will help prevent that.

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I just started Yaz birth control. I started the pill the day that i got my period. I normally have my period for 7 days, but my period is still going strong after 12 days. Is this normal or should i contact my doctor? See your doctor. Often times a change in birth control can alter your cycle, but this seems extreme.

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In one word, how would you describe your sex life? Nope.

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What is the real meaning behind the words "I drink your milkshake"? Slang term "Milkshake" refers to a woman's breasts. I'm assuming that it holds true in the statement here, so maybe it's something to do with oral sexual attention to breasts.

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Vegan or Meat-Lover? Pass the steak. :-)

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If you applied for a job that you really wanted, and in the ad there were words that said "no phone calls please" - do you call anyway? No. It's always wise to adhere to a company's requests when you are asking them for a job. Calling them if they ask you not to will likely put you out of the running.

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How old wil you be on May 15, 2049? 63.

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What makes you rate a question +? If I like it. If it strikes a chord somewhere within me, no matter if I can answer it or not. If it's well-written and doesn't include net-slang. If it makes sense to me. If I'm great friends with the person asking it. So basically, if I feel like it.

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What would you do if i walked up to you and kissed you on the cheeks? Figure out which local asylum you had escaped from, and call them to come pick you up.

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What's your limit for your significant other being shorter than you? (I'm 6'4", and am just not attracted to women under about 5'3".) I'm 6' tall. My other is somewhere between 5'8" and 5'9". I think I'm okay with it, but then I've never really dated anyone taller than me so I'm not sure what it feels like.

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Why would someone flag a non-spam question as spam? Jealousy perhaps that they didn't know about a certain website? All I asked is if anyone knew of the site. Didn't recommend anyone purchase from the site. I have no ties to the site. If you have an issue with a moderation flag, submit feedback or find a Community Leader. They will be happy to restore the question.

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Who is the most beautiful person on answerbag? (I dont wanna hear about none of that inner beauty stuff either) Um, let's see... There are a LOT of beautiful people EVERYWHERE. We don't necessarily have to point them out. Pointing them out fosters self-esteem problems in others who may not have been mentioned in the parade of "beautiful people".

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I've realized today, in my zero sleep stupor, that I'm actually a lot more witty and funny this way on AB. Is that weird/bad? Should I just not sleep for the rest of my life? I think maybe the solution is to whittle down your sleep cycle gradually, so you are still being consistent yet sleeping less and less every night. Then you get the benefit of sleep-deprivation-induced genius, and you don't go mad from the complete lack of rest.

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What would you do if a squirrel was in your house with you? Send him here: http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.shtml

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Have you ever been 'the other person'? Yes.

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Can you find souvenirs with your name on them or you have one of those "one of a kind name"? I never have, and I don't think I ever will!!

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Pamela Anderson is performing a strip show at the Crazy Horse in Paris tonight , no cameras allowed. Would you try to sneak in to see the show? YES! I love Pam Anderson.

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What in your bedroom can you not live without? I could do without the bed. The blanketes, not so much. As for things that are often in my bedroom but sometimes not, my partner.

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So everyone is familiar with the "Girls gone Wild" shows. What would you do if there were a movie called "Answerbaggers gone Wild"? So that's what the cameraman was doing in my office. I thought my boss was just trying to monitor my productivity. Hell yeah, I'd watch!

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Your country has just outlawed the sale, baking and consuming of all types of pies...would you protest? I would form a grassroots organization called PIA, or Pies In America. We would have thousands of Hollywood supporters, from Jennifer Aniston to Ben Stiller. There would be a concert to benefit the organization. Eventually, more violent sects of the organization would develop...much like Greenpeace. The President would see how much opposition he was meeting, and would hold a summit with...

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I just looked up my first kiss on myspace! Do you know what happened to your first kiss? Yeah, she moved to Austin and I haven't seen her in a long time.

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If you were 22 years old and you still had a 10 pm curfew on weeknights, would you rebel or would you obide? Move out. If you're living with someone else, you should always abide by their rules. But unless you are completely incapable of getting your own place, 22 is an age when you should be out on your own.

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Have you ever kissed anyone named Mike? Yeah. And then I married him. And when we got divorced, I kissed someone else named Mike.

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How long have you been addicted to answerbag? Since November 26, 2006...

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Are you... easily aggravated? Do you take medication for it? Yeah, and no - my anger is an integral part of my life.

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How do u feel when no one answers your questions? cry. :-(

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What is 'Rocky mountain spotted fever'? It's a bacterial disease, and Gina's right...it's similar to Lyme disease in that it is transmitted by ticks. Ticks do carry it, but it is very rare as most of the time the tick has to be embedded for over 24-hours to transmit it. It can cause nausea, vomiting, headaches and other symptoms that might be confused with something else. Eventually, it causes a trademark spotty...

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Quiet computer Oh, I know this one! What is the best thing a PC technician could ever hope for? OH? We're not playing Jeopardy? Sorry then. Carry on!

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Whats your ideal height in your partner? I'm not too picky, but he can't be too terribly much shorter than me. 4" max - I'm 6'.

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Can you name me a film with MAN in the title? Man On Fire

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Song Lyrics : "and the bluest blue was in your eyes.... and the saddest song I ever heard was the one we finally sung" Does anyone know the song and singer ? Its driving me mad :-) The Greatest Song I Ever Heard- Cher

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Of all the people in your life time that you've slept with, how many were you actually in love with and truly cared for? A few - my first serious girlfriend, my ex-husband and my current partner. I thought I really cared for the others, but I was mistaken.

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Which Dr. Seuss character are you? http://tinyurl.com/2ks9h2 Marvin K. Mooney! Whoever the hell that is.

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What all do you most enjoy giving the finger to? Snarky office politics.

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When you answer a question incorrectly, and someone corrects you...do you edit your answer or do you leave it as is? It hasn't happened yet. :-)

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The LAPD (the Police Depatment as well as our own LAPD ABer) lost a person last week. I would like to thank the (all) PD's for the work they do, will you join me in a thought and thanks? Thanks to all law enforcement around the globe. It is sad whenever a life is unnecessarily lost in the course of duty. Thinking about you, LAPD!

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Do you have a navigational system in your vehicle? A map? A couple Gazetteers, a keychain compass, and me.

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If you suddenly left AB for good, would you become legendary on here or would people forget about you? I don't need to leave to become legendary. :-) Don't worry - I'm not that full of myself. I think some would definitely notice, but after a while, every bright star fades.

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I'm dating somebody who insits on typing and speaking in baby talk, amost all the time. Phrases like, "me sowwie" and "feel betto" for example are in constant play. I find this nothing but annoying and it is a complete turn off. How can I stop this? Tell them to ditch the baby talk or you're outta there. If you really like the person, and they really like you, they will understand how degrading it is for both of you.

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What made you think, you could outrun the...POLICE? I had an extra Starbucks Doubleshot this morning. It's like liquid courage for me. LOL!!! Good question btw...

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I have seen this a few times lately. So, now the new thing is people coming out as heterosexual? So, what are you??? Hmmm? I'm gay and my boyfriend is a lesbian.

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What's your favorite single line from a poem or song lyric? "A lot of hours to occupy, it was easy when I didn't know you yet...things I'd have to forget." - Elliott Smith, "I Better Be Quiet Now" "now that you're big enough to run your own show, you're just somebody that I used to know." - Elliott Smith, "Somebody That I Used To Know" How's hope feeling today? Tired and sick of this...

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Do you remember Loverboy? If so, what do you think is their best tune? Yeah! Working For The Weekend always gets me pumped up, though some lyrical choices are slightly questionable: "You want a piece of my heart, you'd better start from the start!"

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How can i stop my girl friend from drinking because i love her? She needs to stop on her own. You can only suggest that she stop, and tell her that her drinking hurts you. What she chooses from there is her decision, and her decision only. If she chooses not to stop, you may want to think about ending the relationship.

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When you get in trouble at work, does the boss call you into their office or do you get a scolding email? If I get in trouble, it is aknowledged to my face. My boss is not so passive-aggressive that he would send emails like that!

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Can you give me a good reason to call into work? If you are sick, that's a good reason. If there has been a death in the family...but ONLY if there has actually been a death in the family.

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Can you make up a legit-sounding word? I'll give you a definition. Pecnopolia

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What's the last thing you burned yourself on? Handle of frying pan. :-)

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Pick a card, any card. What is the first card that comes to mind? The 9 of hearts...

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Do you know anyone who got married on Valentine's Day? My fifth grade teacher did...but she's the only one I ever met who had their wedding on Valentine's Day!

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According to the quiz at: http://minnesota.publicradio.org/projects/ongoing/select_a_candidate/poll.php?race_id=13. I should support Obama...which candidate does it have pegged for you? Obama!

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Will hillary and obama team up for prez and vice prez? < sarcasm > Now THAT would be a winning ticket. < / sarcasm > I think no matter who gets the nod for the Dems will end up with Edwards as their runningmate.

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UGG's: all the rage, or animal cruelty? Just plain UGGly. A trend that will fade like all the others.

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Do you believe in the saying "Once a cheater, always a cheater"? A lot of cynics will tell you that, but I think it's not always true. I used to be a cheater. But when I got married, I never cheated on my husband. We got divorced anyway. I'm in another monogamous relationship now, and still faithful. Some situations merit one offering the "benefit of the doubt" to the cheater.

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A married woman I've been dating kept telling me how wonderful I make her feel. I like her alot and kept giving into her, despite knowing that its 'wrong'. Recently she's avoided anything remotely intimate. when questioned, she gets defensive - help? She is either having second thoughts about being involved in an extramarital affair, or she is just having a rough time in her life. It looks more like the former if she is defensive when you ask her about it. Either that, or her distance from the more intimate parts of your relationship is causing you to read into things too much and making you *think* she's being defensive. Either...

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Like in the movie Stranger than Fiction, whose voice would you like to narrate your life? I *loved* that movie. So...anyway... Harrison Ford.

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Does your job require you to submit a timesheet? No, I am salaried.

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Why doesn't Bob Blaylock use Answerbag anymore? A similar question... http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/565030

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It's so dark in this bag, does anyone have a torch? NO! Contents of the 'Bag are EXTREMELY volatile and flammable, and have been known to explode at the slightest disturbance! Needless to say, torches are a major no-no in the confines of AB.

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Could someone please remove this dark cloud from over my head? *waves wand above your head* There...I've made it vanish. Cheer up, dear. It won't always rain in your world. Someday it will be sunny.

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I know what .. Your grandmother's favorite food was! It was tripe!! GROSS!!!

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If you had to live your life as something other than human, what would it be and why? A tiger. Tigers are noble. :-) And aweseome!

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Do you prefer lobster or crab? Crab. :-)

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Are you in my space? No, I'm in mine.

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Ladies do u get jealous on Valentine's Day when you ar in the office and all the other ladies get flowers but u? Yep.

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What kind of nut(s) do you like? (I like pistachios.) Cashews, pecans and pistachios. In other words, anything expensive. :-)

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How hard would you fight to keep the one you love? Recently, I fought very hard to keep him. We went through a rough patch, but both of us knew deep down it wouldn't be right to throw away what we had. One long day and night later, we knew exactly why we hadn't let go yet.

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of Belgium? How dare you! Even though someone won a Rory for the most gratuitous use of the word Belgium, I still find it INCREDIBLY offensive!

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If you found out that there is no more toothpaste in the house, how would you brush your teeth? Brush with the brush alone and then chew some Trident until I could buy toothpaste.

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What's your career? Train wreck.

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A wop bop a loo bop a lop bam boom, doo-wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo, in a gadda da vida, goo goo g’joob ... what other rock-song nonsense words are there? Gunter Glieben Glauten Globen!! Def Leppard. "Rock of Ages". :-)

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On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens per year...What would be the most embarassing way to go? I think autoerotic asphyxiation is a pretty weird thing. Imagine strangling yourself to death because you get off on that kind of stuff. Creepy! I wouldn't want to go like that.

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What was the best movie that Ice Cube ever starred in? Boyz in the Hood I loved... But damn, FRIDAY...comic genius!!!

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When was your last argument? Last night/this morning, with someone very close to me. I think we both won.

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How do i make my self puke Watch the movie "Manos, The Hands Of Fate". So bad it's sickening.

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The answer is " Because I can!", what is the question? "Why are you looking at me like a piece of meat?"

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Have you been in a long distant relationship, if yes, what happened? Yes, and we were very poorly suited to each other. It deteriorated quite quickly.

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Is it wrong to be with somebody 13 years older then you? As long as you're over 18 it's fine.

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What are you going to do with your $600 refund from the government? What $600 is this?

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Who here uses a picture of them self in their avatar? It's either me, or Tina Fey. Your call!

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If you couldn't gain access to AB, what would go through your mind? "Did my office finally block AB?"

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What do you call a gathering of answerbaggers? A 'Bagrigation

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What's the most adoring thing or comment that a significant other has said to you? Something that may not have been a great statement, or a typical "I love you" type cliche`, but for some reason, touched you deeply and made you feel very special? I was crying for some reason, very recently. He's usually about as sensitive as a rock, but this time he just put his arms around my shoulders from behind and kissed my cheek. I cried harder briefly, but then calmed down. I felt the most loved at that moment in time.

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I KNOW he loves me. Said he feels guilty that he "is unable to give me as much as he wants to give and I deserve" due to distance. I'm scared he's retracting his emotions only because of guilt on my behalf. How can I show him he's worth waiting for? Tell him that he is! Make sure he knows it. Tell him all of the little things that keep you waiting for him every day. Don't hesitate to tell him exactly why you love him! Remember, sometimes it's just as simple as saying the words, "You're amazing and you're so worth it". If you're sincere, he'll get it.

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Anyone up for a cliche-fest ? (every cloud has a silver lining) Let the good times roll!

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Is love flammable? Awww hells yeah!

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Who in your household cleans the bathrooms? Me, I do!!!

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Will i have kids Let's consult the Magic 8-ball. Will Shazza have kids?

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If it had one, how big was the harddisk on the first computer you ever used? I'm thinking that it was a 20 meg drive. Not entirely sure though - I was pretty young and it's difficult for me to remember details like that!

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I believe that a husband is over his wife and that if she does not obey him then he needs to MAKE her obey, even if it takes physical force. I do not believe in birth control whatsoever.These are just some of my beliefs.Do most apostolic believe this too? While I find your beliefs to be offensive and archaic, I will not belittle you for them. However, the others do have a point. When your beliefs cause harm to other people, no matter how much reverence you hold them in, they are unlawful. I am sure that some sects of Christianity and Catholicism still share your beliefs, and while I'm not terribly familiar with "apostolic"...

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Who are your favorite AB comment thread buddies? GhostWriter, Jodie, God, and the newly joined Gwenny Rose. :-)

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If u had a guy who u have been dating for 1 week and he is already callin u his wife and tellin u he has found the person he wants to spend the rest of his life with and he is goin straight to the alter with u, would u think this too good to be true? I would be VERY wary of someone who wanted to jump headfirst into a committment like that. Proceed with caution. Tell him to wait. Unless you have been the best of friends for many years, then there's a good chance that you don't know each other well at all.

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What are some of the most interesting photo sites on the web? http://www.pbase.com Has galleries from photographers all around the world, plus you can buy their prints if you like them. I like the interface, but sometimes it's a little slow if their servers are slammed with a lot of traffic.

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What do I do with a 300 dollar broken ipod touch? :( It got ran over by a car Doesn't Apple have a 1-year warranty with any iPod? Worth a try.

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Think back what did you do 17 days ago? Hmmmmm...it's funny. I can't really remember. I think I went out and got hammered that night.

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Did you like the movie 28 days later? How about 28 weeks later? I liked 28 Days Later a lot. But the sequel just seemed lacking in some ways. It was just different - didn't have the same clever twists to it. Mind you, if I'm watching a thriller it's got to be good; it's just not my favorite genre.

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Can I poke you with a stick? PLEASE!? No! I would feel violated.

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Hey, killdrphil is a Maestro now. Even though it sucks for him that he doesn't get to be a Sage anymore, I think reaching level sixty is an achievement worthy of some praise, don't you agree? Do you want to give some to him? Congrats, Sir! :-)

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If bad judgment was a crime, would you be in prison? Solitary confinement.

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What is red#40 A food coloring used in Big Red gum, and a lot of candies. It makes me break out in hives, as I am allergic to it.

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Have you ever watched a movie or read a book where a major character had the same name as you? How did it make you feel? No - I have an unusual name. :-)

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How do pronouce the name: Oedipus? EH-dih-puss

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Do you have a soft spot in your heart for cats, especially kittens? Yes. I am a bona fide cat person.

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I just had a big bottle of wine delivered to my house. Do liquor stores deliver by you? No. :-(

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Am I the only one that can't stand American Idol? Hate it. They're sheep...all of them.

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When someone asks your weight do you tell them the truth or do you shave a couple of pounds off? I tell the truth to the best of my current knowledge. I don't always know exactly how much I weigh because I don't own a scale. :-)

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How do you know when you're ovulating? like are there symptoms or no? It's different for everyone. As far as tangible symptoms go, you could have many, or none at all. I personally get irritable, sad, pimply, and fatigued.

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Do you prefer fine point or medium point in a pen? Fine. My writing is illegible otherwise.

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Do you work with someone who is always late? Coming in to work, back from breaks, takes 5 more minutes at lunch? Yeah. Me. I don't take too long at breaks and lunch though. I try to make up for missed time when I am late.

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Every morning, do you smile and look forward to a new day? I don't.

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How many people here are over the age of 21? Over.

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Are you a winner? Hell yes!

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Does anyone really pay attention to the gauges on the dashboard of your automobile? I do. I keep an eye on the engine temp mostly.

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How often does your s/o other come to your office to have lunch with you? (or vice versa) A few times a week. :-)

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How many sexual partners have you had? 16

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How many of you pretend to be talking on your cell phone when no one else is on the other line, why do this? A. So I don't look dumb for checking my phone a million times whilst waiting for someone B. To avoid conversation with people I run into on the street C. A quick out from conversation with my folks

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I am just back from the pbox... What did I miss? Let's see... Everyone continued to be their normal argumentative selves. So... Nothing.

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Omg everyone! Sir Clerk Phillips has just emailed me to reveal I've won the Irish lottery! The weird thing is, I didn't even enter! Amazing. Shall I fill in the form attached? LMAO. Oh my.

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Are you deliberately mean to telemarketing people? I've just read a highly-rated question here making fun of telemarketing people, and it makes me sick because I'm one. If they call my office, yes, I'm rude. Businesses shouldn't have to put up with telemarketers, and if I am busy, I hang up immediately. No one calls my personal phone - it's a cell.

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Who remembers Leisure Larry? Is he still around? My personal favorite: Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards. Great game! I loved Sierra.

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STOP...........!!! our own POLICE .. IN HOT PURSUIT has just made SAGE! Would you like to drop by and give him a high five??? CONGRATULATIONS LAPD xxxxxxx Congratulations to a thoughtful, kind and considerate 'Bagger! I always enjoy reading your contributions, LAPD!!

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Could you live in a world without chocolate? No! I would be terribly depressed.

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In a lesbian relationship, why is there often one girl/woman who looks and acts male-like & takes on that kind of role in the relationship? If lesbian women like women, why does there need to be this kind of "role-playing"? That's a dangerous thing to assume as always being true. Not all lesbian relationships conform to the butch/femme stereotype.

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Why do doctors seem so eager to diagnose people with psychiatric illnesses without giving a proper screening first. I have spoken to quite a few people who've been diagnosed with really serious conditions that the don't have, like bipolar, etc... This isn't really an answer to your question exactly, but I've gone through it. I was pigeonholed as "borderline" because of the crap my husband was putting me through. I'm actually perfectly healthy, and have healthy, stable relationships - but because of my situation, I was a wreck for a good year and a half. I saw a different doctor and he was quick to refute...

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What would my first words be if I saw what you looked like when you got out of bed in the morning? It must have been REALLY, REALLY dark last night.

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Have you posted questions/answers before while you're drunk or high? I AB at work, so never.

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Gray or grey? where are you from? I own a grey cat, but we're both American.

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Would you like to ring my bell? Anita Ward - Ring My Bell I'm glad you're home Now did you really miss me I guess you did by the look in your eyes (look in your eyes, look in your eyes) Well lay back and relax while I put away the dishes (put away the dishes) Then you and me can rock-a-bye You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell...

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Are you single, in a relationship, married, widowed or divorced? Or a combination? (I am in a relationship of 8 months). Divorced once, and in a relationship (8 months).

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I think I am falling for a man who is 31 years older than me (I am 24, he is 55). I really enjoy being with him. Is there anything wrong with this? If it works for you, do it. I'm in a similar situation - the age difference is not that great, but close enough. Society's going to tell you it's wrong, but if you are both over 18 and neither of you have hangups about it, then it is fine. Enjoy your relationship. :-)

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Be honest...wouldn't you like to see Eli beat the snot out of New England to see Tom Brady get all mad like a cry baby? No, because I'm a Patriots fan. :-)

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Chuck Norris has bodyguards. Is he being modest? No. Chuck Norris is not modest. He is merely training the bodyguards.

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The longtime question we all have can now be answered - Are you an Uber Geek? 59%. Woohoo!

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What Republican candidate would you leave at a gay bar and what their reaction to it might be? Hmmm... I think I might leave Rudy Giuliani. He might actually enjoy himself - not because I think he's gay, but because I think he's probably the most openminded of all of them.

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If you looked at the last three questions you've asked or the last three questions you've answered, could you tell based on those what type of mood you've been in lately? Curious and playful, I think.

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Ladies: How many times does your s/o have to hit you before you leave him? Once, but I'm smarter now than I used to be. I let it happen more than once before, but I did eventually get out. To truly know what you would do in any given situation, you have to experience. I always used to say that I would never let it happen to me - but that was before I was in an abusive marriage. It was far more difficult to extricate myself from the relationship than one would...

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What email do you use? I use gmail. Lotus Notes. VERY secure.

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You are what you eat? I guess I can be thankful that one of my redeeming qualities is that my head isn't a giant brussels sprout. :-)

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Ok I'm in my 50's and I am now officially a cranky old man ...are you a cranky old man/woman? Cranky young woman. :-)

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Has Bob Blaylock died? If by "died" you mean "got put in the penalty box for a long time", then yes. At least, that's what I've heard.

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What is you're current general mood? Excited!

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Sometimes there are real reasons for abortions, medical problems, age, and sometimes there are people that just don't want to have a child brought into the world they live in. So why won't people try and find the real reason, instead of assuming? Yes, but what is the question involved here?

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New country or Old Country? Old.

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Purely on the basis of physical attraction (I don't deny that some of these questions can seem a little shallow), to what extent are spectacles a turn on, or turn off? I like 'em. My boyfriend has frameless glasses for reading, etc. They make him look very intelligent and handsome (even though he already is).

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Do you think slang is stupid Nah

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Does anyone know of any sites on the internet that are FREE that will find someone for you? http://www.okcupid.com

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I'm a maestro now,. Why does it go unnoticed , whilst everyone else gets a Oscar? Congrats!! Sorry that your Maestrodom seems to have flown well nder the radar. I am sure that there are plenty of other people on AB who wish to congratulate you as well! Unfortunately, the 5 congratulatory points I have given you seem to have been eaten up by some lame troll.

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If you lived in the dark ages, what would your job be? I wanna push the Bring-Out-Yer-Dead cart!

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Is it healthy when couples live and work together? It's trying at times, but some people can make it work. Of course, it can be unhealthy, as well - too much exposure to someone can bring negative traits to the surface.

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How do you like your coffee? If you don't drink it, how do you get your caffeine? I can't drink it anymore. It makes me a little irritable (moreso than usual).

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Okay i know i shouldn't have (but i was stressed not that that's an excuse) And I had one of my brothers cigarettes. Do they always make you so dizzy? If so i am never smoking again. Usually when you first smoke, you do get dizzy. It's because of the lack of oxygen going to your brain, and also the effects of the nicotine. A lot of "veteran" smokers don't get that sort of "high" from a cigarette, because they have been smoking for so long. Let that dizziness serve as a clue from your body to your brain: smoking does bad stuff to you. Steer...

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When someone says, "Thank you," what's your most common response? (ie "you're welcome" "anytime" "you bet" etc. I say, "You're welcome." If they've said, "I appreciate it" I answer, "Not a problem." Simply because they didn't exactly say "thank you".

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What do you do for a living that allows you to stay on AB all day long? Office manager for an IT/consulting company, but my workload is ridiculously light. It's been slow lately.

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Ok your at a party and you see people picking on a girl that is Lesbian, do you help her or do you join in on the homophobia? Help her. I've been that girl - that sort of ridicule is unnecessary and cruel.

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Is yogurt a necessary evil? Yeah. Bacteria that's good for you. But I guess you can get your healthy dose of lactobaccili elsewhere.

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Have you ever wanted to say to someone, "You know, I really don't give a f*ck what you think"? I have to restrain myself. A lot. I know a person who talks about the most immaterial things...and whenever he opens his mouth, I want to shut it for him. And he always offers his unwelcome opinion as well. But I am always too polite to tell him to STFU.

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Would you rather..Show up without a shirt to work, or go to church in your underwear? Definitely topless at the office.

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The whole point of the "unsubscribe" button is to opt out of a comment thread in which you are no longer interested. So, if you don't opt out, and you criticize those who are participating, doesn't that seem a bit selfish to you? Yes. Selfish, argumentative...I could list so many adjectives. I've been involved in a thread like that, and it just got irritating after a while so *I* eventually opted out.

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Would 3 million dollars solve most of your problems? In theory, 3 million dollars would solve ALL of my problems.

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When was the last time someone held you tight and told you, "Everything is going to be all right"? Who was it and why? Last Tuesday. My boyfriend has been away a lot recently, and last Tuesday was the last night he would be in town for a week. I was feeling a little down anyway, and got all pathetic and weepy when I thought of another week without him around. He then comforted me and I remembered that it's only temporary, and he will be back.

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Any way to do something nice for a points angel? (I was points-boosted today by an unknown benefactor.) Just pass on the favor? Anything else? Yes, just pay it forward. I also got a boost from a nice positroll today. Up for you as well...I like this question. :-)

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How much time does it add to your commute when it snows? Up to a half hour, but usually only a couple of minutes.

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What qualities in a woman would make a man pursue her relentlessly even if they have just met? Toplessness.

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Do you talk to yourself? Yes - tons. Mostly I curse at myself after I give a customer bad news over the phone.

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My bf of 6 months, got very drunk and mad at me, so he wanted to go walk. Ended at his ex's place and cheated one me. He said it was only that one time and we live together, so that was the only night we were not together. Do I stay or go? He is the one. This is going to sound harsh, but GO. He got drunk and angry at you for what reason? And then saw that as reason to cheat on you with his ex? You're worth more than that.

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Do you think that you were an 'accident or 'prepared pregnancy? Definitely an accident - my mother had her tubes tied after she had my older brother! Oh, snap!!!

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What comes to mind immediately when I say southern comfort? Worst. Headache. Ever.

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The answer is "yes". What is the question? Don't Mondays suck?

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The answer is "no". What is the question? Am I cooking dinner tonight?

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2006 saturn vue makes "rattling/clunking" noise in rt frt when temp. is cold, goes away when warmer outside. Also makes a "winding-up" noise when backing up and turning the wheel. Any ideas? Sounds like the power steering pump might be on its way out. Get it to a mechanic to be sure.

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Name 3 things that you always have on you? Cell phone ID Car keys

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How would you describe your dancing style? (use the word 'extra' in your description) Extra lame.

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Meat rage? RARRRR! MEAT!!!

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Can you describe your butt in one word? Buttlike

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How many years apart are you and your s/o? 21. Trust me, I'm not crazy and that's NOT a typo.

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Is Hillary still playing Victum of Adultry by going on the Tyra Banks Show to answer Stupid ? from Tyra about how Bill got a B!@w J@b in the Oval Office? Blaw jab? What's a blaw jab?

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Best of these desserts: boston cream pie, banana split, oreo's and milk or fruit with yogurt? Boston cream pie...mmmm....

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What is the first thing that pops into your head when I say "wicked"? Popular New England vernacular for "very". :-)

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What Food Network star annoys you the most, why? My top 5 Sandra Lee, an empty-headed dolt devoid of any culinary talent Emeril Lagasse, who thinks that the word "BAM" is enough to captivate a whole country Rachael Ray, whose scratchy, overdone Boston accent grates on my eardrums and my nerves Giada deLaurentis's forehead, which just looks out of place on her pretty face Paula Deen, whose obvious weight problem...

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Who wants to help celebrate Nelsons 42nd Birthday? Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nelson!!!!!!! Happy Birthday Nelson!! Many happy returns!

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DO YOU THINK WHENYOUR MAN BUYS NEW UNDERWEAR AND ROGAIN FOR HES HAIR, ANDHIDES CELL WONT KISS YOU TOUCH YOU,AND HELPINGSOME YOUNG GIRL OUT. COULD THE JERK BE CHEATING?AND IS ACTING VERY SECERTIVE AND PUTTING YOU DOWN ALL THE TIME! Probably. Maybe you shouldn't yell so much about it though - confronting him calmly is probably the next logical step.

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What is the most important to you in Answerbag: distinction and ranking, commaderie or accumulating as many points as possible? It's all about the interaction...not the points, or anything else.

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Fritos or Cheetos? Fritos!

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This site needs a little dose of D12, wouldn't you agree? ;) Mebbe?

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Could you live without sex? ABSOLUTELY NOT.

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My full name means princess of the ocean - do you know what your first/last/full name means? Bitter (Latin), tall (Arabic), or of eternal beauty (Greek).

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Are you a "baby" person, a person who just loves the newborn/baby stage, or do you find it difficult and anxiously await the day when your child is verbal, potty trained, etc.? I just recently turned into a baby person. I never was before - I wasn't a kid person at all. Must be my biological clock ticking away.

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Is there any site that lists music artists by genre? http://www.allmusic.com has very powerful search engines. You can search artists, songs, albums by mood, theme, genre...etc.

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Do you think obama should be president? Yeah, I do.

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What if God were gay? He is, and apparently His followers are in terrible, terrible denial.

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Does your superior piss you off? Occasionally, yes. For the most part we're cool, though.

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So I found a twenty dollar bill on the floor of my office building and I gave it to the head security guy to give to charity or something. What do you think he is going to buy with it? Three words Little green bag

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Have u ever had suicidal toughts?? and how lond ago? Yes, pretty much from 2003-2006. I was very depressed.

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Do you and your partner laugh together often? Oh yes. We laugh A LOT. That may be the second biggest part of my relationship.

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If it was allowed and EVERYBODY did it would you walk around nude in the approiate weather? Oh yeah. I love being nude outside.

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Does everybody on AB think they are important? were they born assholes? or do they just practice a lot? I think I answer on behalf of the entire AB community when I say that yes, we are all self-important and egocentric assholes. You can chalk that up to the incredible intelligence we all possess - hey, wouldn't you zealously spout your opinion if you were this smart too?

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What conversational subjects do you find incredibly boring? (For me it's cars, computers & games, and 97% of all sports.) Or just hate? (Eg, if somebody wants to debate religious or political beliefs.) I actually do quite well with all of the aforementioned, with the exception of games. And I really don't like debating religious beliefs. I "lost" my religion at a fairly early age, and have yet to regain any sort of spirituality, so it's a difficult topic for me.

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Obama Fans of AB: If Hillary Clinton Gets the Democratic nomination would you:---- A: Vote for Hillary ----- B: Vote for a Republican ---- C: Hope Barrack Obama runs as an independant ----- D: Not vote at all Here's an Obamite answering. I'd vote Hillary, as much as I dislike her. "Lesser of two evils" situation.

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Do you like nuts? Yeah, love 'em. 'Specially pecans.

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Does driving bring out the worst in you? Yeah- I am a very aggressive and sometimes angry driver. It seems that there is an abundance of idiocy on the roads.

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What's the most annoying thing you have had to try and sleep through? My own crying.

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I'm 13 weeks pregnant. I broke a tooth this morning and it was quite a big one. Will it go to the baby? Your digestive tract is not tied into your reproductive organs. The baby will be fine.

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Ok I was seeing this guy on and off-I broke up with him . Anyway on our last meeting I walked away from him and then we stopped talking, I recently texted him and emailed and he suggested a drink but he hasn't replied back for a few days what should I do? Leave him alone.

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Are you happy or married? What, they're mutually exclusive now?

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Do you make a quick trip to a store for supplies when bad weather is forecast? (milk, bread, etc.) No, but does that make me a bad person?

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Is anyone else mildly disturbed by 42 year old men who act like 12 year old boys? Nah, they're all right in my book. So what if they never grew up once they left middle school? They're allowed to goof off!

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Shall I feed my wife's cat chocolate? She's hanging all over me and wants a bite. Don't, unless you want your wife angry at you for making the cat sick.

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How can I get my employer to provide lunch all week long, and not just on Fridays? I feel trapped having to actually pay for my own lunch! Most employers WON'T buy you lunch all the time. Thinking that they will is an unrealistic expectation. To cut back on costs, bring lunch from home. Consider yourself lucky for having any free lunches provided at all.

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Im on antibiotics and forgot to take my birthcontrol pill about 6 times in the last 2 weeks what are the chances of getting pregnant? Very, very, very, very good. Birth control even used PERFECTLY is less effective when you're on anti-biotics. You may want to think about a method that works better for you - maybe something that you have to think less about, like the NuvaRing. That gets changed monthly. Take a pregnancy test when your next period is due.

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This question is for a tarot card reader. There is a man that I once loved and he me, do you see he and I talking and seeing each other anytime soon? Will he contact me? Please flag - dupe

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This question is for a tarot card reader. There is a man that I once loved and he me, do you see he and I talking and seeing each other anytime soon? Will he contact me? I agree with Gideon, but I also don't hold a lot of stock in impersonal online readings. Lots of REAL tarot card readers like to have the querent actually TOUCH the cards used for the reading. Sorry!

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Can you touch both earlobes with one hand under your chin? (only using one hand!) Yeah!

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Do people take you seriously? They don't have a choice.

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What was the final straw in your marriage? When he flipped a coffee table over in my direction last Christmas Eve. That was it.

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What's the "worst" (ie, funniest) place your kid (or you, as a kid) ever threw up? The one and only time I had a stomach bug, I stood at the top of the stairs in the middle of the night and vomited down the stairwell. It was like a waterfall. Gross. Of course, I was 7 so I thought it was pretty damn funny after I was done evacuating the contents of my stomach.

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I am proud to be straight! How many others here are proud to be heterosexual? I am proud to be myself. And if I'm straight, big deal - it's just part of the package.

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When you don't see someone who's on your friends' list for quite some time here, do you check their "last seen" date? If they have not been on for a week, do you wonder why they've not been here for that long? Absolutely!!

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What is a GI bug? My boyfriend just got back from the doctors and they said he had something called a GI bug. Does anyone know? "Bug" is slang for virus. "GI" stands for "gastrointestinal". Probably something that gave him diarrhea.

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How many dragons have you slayed in your life so far? 18.

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If you look out your window, what do you WISH you could see? The same street, only with my other half getting out of his car and walking up to the door of my office.

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Don't you hate it when people stare at you? Why, don't you like it??

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Do you like your co-workers? Yeah, they're all right. ;-) Actually, I like them all A LOT. They are awesome.

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Are you okay with just not knowing? No - I can never let it rest.

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I have been away from AB for a while, I did miss it here, was I missed? Hi Norman! I missed you! Welcome back. :-)

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Ladies: do you find it repulsive when your man is sweaty after some hard work or is it a kind of turn-on for you? He doesn't like to be sweaty, but I kind of like it.

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Which Simpsons character are you? http://www.blogthings.com/thesimpsonspersonalitytest/ Apparently I'm Barney too!!

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My husband tells me I need to be slapped, or thrown through a brick wall because I don't listen. Is it normal for him to talk to me like that? No. That is not normal at all. Maybe HE needs to be slapped.

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Who has survived an abusive marriage or relationship, do you still have the hope you will one day meet the right partner? I have found one of those wonderful "right" people. I never thought it was hopeless.

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Do you have good driving skills in snowy/icy conditions? Yeah, my winter driving skills are decent. They have to be - I live in rural NH. :-)

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Who will admit to swallowing their gum instead of spitting it out? Occasionally, I will swallow it.

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Where do you think your significant other is right NOW? In a plane, somewhere over the midesction of the United States. I couldn't tell you exactly where, though.

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Which season is the most comfortable for you? I'm crazy about springtime. :-) Best flowers and temps 'round these parts. Early spring brings the best mountain views, too.

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Do you want to run away with me? No, I am happy here, and I don't know you.

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Are you in the same room with someone also answerbagging on another PC? I am. Nope! That's difficult, because no one in my office 'Bags...and my PC is the only PC in this particular room!

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Can you name four characters from the movie Star Wars? Jabba the Hutt Admiral Ackbar Boba Fett Lando Calrissian

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If you forgot your cellphone but want to listen to your voicemail how can you listen to your messages from another phone. Dial your own cell #, when you get the voicemail message hit * and then enter your password...

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What famous person do other people tell you that you most resemble? Well, many people happen to think I look like Tina Fey...

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It's a beautiful day, isn't it? It's quite sunny out, yes...

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For those of you who are alcoholics, and those who aren't, is it safe to say alcoholism is hereditary? Biologically, that's impossible, right? Can it even really be considered a disease? It is most certainly a disease, and it is definitely hereditary.

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My son is 4 he says " I have a boy friend" re:boy at school. Hates toys for boys,loves playing with make-up, etc. could he be gay ? I love gay people so we would love him no matter what and we never encourage him to be politically correct . Isn't 4 a little young to be concerning yourself with your son's sexuality?

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I have amassed over 2 million dollars. Who would like to help me spend it and what would you like to do? All I want is a little to pay off my credit card...and maybe 8K so I can buy a nice new flute.

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?sdrawkcab epyt uoy nac llew woH . . That took some effort! (Think backwards ;D) Ton gnol ta lla.

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What's for lunch? A very large calzone. And Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Oh, I should hydrate myself. Water.

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If you are falling for someone in AB---is it worth the effort to let em know? Certainly let them know, but understand that there's a possibility that they will turn you down. But it's never good to leave yourself hanging. :-)

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What does not come with an on/off switch, but you wish it did? My stomach...

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If I were to duct-tape a grilled cheese sandwich to a long stick and then delicately slap your cheek with it, would this be grounds for a lawsuit? No, but you might never get me to leave you alone.

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AB Presidential election? Who would you vote for? >>>ME<<<? Yes, >>>YOU<<<!!!

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My elderly parents have just got a 15p a week rise in their pension :-) WOW, what should they do with all this money ? I don't want it going to their heads :-) Have them save up the difference every week until they DO have enough to buy a stamp, or a tube of Smarties. Damn...that is pathetic.

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Don't you just love it when you find a piece of music you could quite happily listen to, on repeat, for hours? Yes - picked up Amy Winehouse's album "Frank" over the weekend. There is a song, called "In My Bed", which absolutely capitvated me. I must hve listened to it at least 15 times in a row, and still could have gone longer!!!

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How do I use a scanner with Windows Vista? How old is the scanner? The company may not have released drivers that are compatible with Vista. Do a Google search on the particular model of scanner you own. If there are drivers for Vista, plug the scanner in, power it on, and download them. Install them, and you should be golden. However, a lot of older hardware is incompatible with Vista, so you may be out of luck.

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Are you an alcoholic if you drink in the morning...? Most likely. Unless you work the night shift and are just relaxing after a long "day's" work.

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What is the longest you have gone without washing your bed sheets? Maybe a couple of weeks, at most.

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Whats the best theme park to visit in Orlando, Florida? I always have a ton of fun at Epcot...

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It seems to me the less experience some people have about a particular thing, the more opinionated they are. What do you think? I agree - I feel that sometimes people think bravado and over-zealous behavior are a substitute for real, earned knowledge.

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Can they make a phone like , if the person not available that phone can answer the call? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " leave ur massege after the tone" I'm sorry, I don't speak >>>>> >>> >>>>>>>.

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Why are the N E Patriots really still undefeated? Because they've got the best quarterback and the best receivers in the NFL.

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Has anybody on AB heard of schrodinger's kittens? I've heard of Schrodinger's Cat, but never the subsequent kittens.

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Describe your S/O in less than 10 words... Purely wonderful, kind and irresistable.

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Do you keep pictures and/or other momentos of your ex's? A lot of the stuff from my ex-husband is gone, but I still have the jewelry box he made me. It's dead useful and I can't bear to part with it!

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Seriously, DILLIGAF? LOLZ

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Is the Answerbag community sort of like a high school like culture. I mean, should I expect that people will form cliques and try to advance themselves by ripping on everyone and everything? I've always said that. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/137238

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Anyone else getting the error "Hash check has failed"? Yeah, just a minute ago. Why are they checking hash? Are they on drugs?

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Do you wish you can see who give you points and who downrates you? Nope - I'm glad I don't get to see it. It would upset me, I'm sure, if I saw the names of those who had downrated me.

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Ladies: If your S/O hit you, what would you do about it? Make like a tree and leave. I'm not going through that again.

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Another GURU, YAY Ed the Headbanger Jetpacking, will everybody CHEER? Hip hip HOORAY! Hip hip HOORAY! Hip hip HOORAY!!!

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How many people are in your house right now Hopefully none!! How the hell would they have gotten in without me there??!??!

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How much cleavage is too much cleavage? When it stops being cleavage and starts being nipple.

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If you were a famous celebrity, would you reveal your identity on AnswerBag? No, even if I really were Tina Fey I wouldn't tell anyone! :-)

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IF I SERVE ALCOHOL IN MY HOME DUE TO AN OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY AND ON THE WAY HOME ONE OF THE INVITIED DIES DUE TO ALCOHOL CAN I BE SUED Absolutely. You have complete liability.

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Did you mostly find the best possible partners for you or did you rather make a lot of bad choices? I made one notably bad choice, and I married him...BIG mistake.

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I am going to "Loch Ness" tomorrow on business. What would you want me to bring back for you? Toenail clippings from Nessie!

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What's the strangest thing you've found in the dryer? A real-live, actual full pair of socks.

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What is your favorite non-sexual nude moment? Taking a shower has to be it.

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When are you most likely to show your fangs? At midnight during a full moon.

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Can we have a question where all the answers are questions themselves? What kind of insanity is that, pray tell?

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Do you like pie? *drools* Mmmmmmmmmm pie... Lemon meringue.

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What did your parents say to you when you were kids that you would never say to your children? Mine was "I'll slap you into next week!" Not really a saying really, but whenever I told my mother something vaguely upsetting (I was depressed, struggling in school, etc), she cried. Not the best way to build trust in your child.

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Anyone taking wellbutrin? what were the side effects? weightloss? does it help with anger? I took it for a long time. It didn't help my anger AT ALL, and actually seemed to make my temper fire off quicker. You have to be especially careful mixing alcohol with Wellbutrin, as the latter is metabolized by the liver and can cause serious damage. It also doesn't help with the agitation Wellbutrin sometimes causes.

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Do only the scot's like Bagpipes? ...I like bagpipes! And I'm American! ...Then again, my Nana was born in Dundee. So much for that.

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Whats your 'morning hair' like... pretty cool or hideous troll? The scariest, most bizarre thing this side of the Mississippi.

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Is it possible to vomit a combination of blood and feces? Yes. It can happen if there's an intestinal blockage, or liver failure.

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Rain in New England, tornadoes in the Midwest, and it's early January. Global warming anyone? It happened last year too. We had a tornado in NH on November 30th.

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The subject is "lame ducks". For whom do you have more sympathy..an actual duck who is lame, or a person who is marking time before his/her ouster, who is trying to still be relevant? I have much more sympathy for a duck with a sprained wing or leg. Especially this year.

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Wheres the most uncomfortable place you have ever slept? On a rapidly deflating air mattress, which quickly was on par with the floor.

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My BF went on some singles sites and sent messages and pictures of himself. I decided to pose as another woman and sure enough he contacted me/her. We chatted and he asked if I liked sensual massages... I think I should break this off. Together 2 yrs. It's essentially up to you what you do here. Yeah, that's not trustworthy. Sit down with him and tell him what you did. He will probably not react well, and will try to tell you it was underhanded - but please don't listen to him. He obviously is not to be trusted. You have a right to know what's going on with your relationship. Best of luck.

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Has anyone heard of a flemish giant? Where can I get one? http://www.nffgrb.com/ These people can probably point you in the right direction. Those are some large rabbits!!!

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I am in a bar, it's raining, and some bastard borrowed my bloody umbrella...have they comitted a crime? Yes - petty larceny! File a police report immediately! :-)

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Evening bag-slags, Hows it hanging? Low and lazy

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Help! I was terminated and would like to write a letter to my employer asking for my job back. Any suggestions on what to put in the letter? Begging will do nothing. There is a reason you were terminated, and groveling makes you look even worse. Dust off your pride and go find a new job. You'll feel better about it anyway.

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At what time will we know the results of the New Hampshire primary? Voting is over at 8 pm statewide. Local and national news usually project winners at the evening news times, but official announcements will probably be made after 9 pm.

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Is it unseasonably warm by you today? It is 70 degrees in NYC. =) Almost 60 here in sunny NH!

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At present do you think you MAY leave AB someday? Yeah, I've already done it a couple of times...taking breaks from AB is a good thing. :-) Permanently? At some point, yeah.

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Why would your friends forsake you? If you were the son of God, they might.

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Who's lying roger clemends or the mitchell report Roger Clemens.

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What foods make you poop? Potato chips made with Olestra. EWWWWWWWW.

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How did you feel about waking up this morning? Not good. 3 hours of sleep and a hangover.

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2 days ago I was w/ a guy friend, both naked. He had some pre-ejaculate and wiped it off w/ a sock but some got on his hand. Abt 5 mins later he stuck his fingers in my vagina. What are the chances of me getting pregnant from this? Im not on birth control Chances are slim, but still there. If you come in contact with semen, and that part of you enters your girlfriend's body, there is ALWAYS the chance she will become pregnant. But don't worry...that chance is very very very slim. if she was ovulating at the time, it will be higher. Have her take a pregnancy test in three weeks.

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Why do you think people ask questions just to see if you agree with them and then downrate you if you don't, is it just for validation or do you think they care about other peoples answers? It serves as a constant reminder that there are many ignorant people out there.

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Barak or Hillary? Obama. He is at least sincere and charismatic.

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Romney or Huckabee? They are both blathering Republican idiots.

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BEST WAY FOR A PERKBUM AND A TONED BELLY? Pilates. But what's a perkbum?

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Should Jodie44 make us all toast? Yes, I would love some toast from Jodie. :-)

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Do you think if the Obama campaign is successful, he will be in any more danger than any other politician who is in the race? I'm thinking Martin Luther King, JFK, RFK? Do you think the hatemongers out there would target him more than any of the others? It's really sad that we have to even think about it. Unfortunately, from what I have read and heard, the sentiment for Obama is varying and extreme. He is either beloved or despised, and there are many many people who think he practices "unAmerican" things. These same people also use his middle name (Hussein) against him, and purport that his "Muslim background"...

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What lies did your parents tell you while growing up? "No really, the pants you're wearing which are too short for you look TOTALLY ok" and also "The mice get into your dollhouse at night and pretend they're people, just like a Beatrix Potter story"

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What kinds of toppings do you like to put on your English Muffins? In this order... Butter Maple butter Butter and cinnamon and sugar Nutella bacon and melted cheese

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What is a female daddy long legs called? A model.

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What are some good ways? Don't smoke in your car. Simple as that. No smoke, no smell.

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Does johnny depp like the 14 year-old persons? or 13? If Johnny Depp wants to stay out of prison, he won't publicly vocalize if he likes minors or not!

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When was the last time you made a new level,and what level was it? I made a new level this morning. I think it was 57.

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Has anyone told you that you look like someone famous? Do YOU think you look like someone famous? If so, who? Look to the left, see my avatar. Most people 'round here say I look like Tina Fey. http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlny/original/1016tinafey.jpg Only my lips are fuller, dammit!!!

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How do you know when you're out of invisible ink? When everything you write with the invisible ink-holding quill is suddenly visible again...

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Which Answerbagger do you comment with every day? I used to comment with GhostWriter every day, but he is gone. :-( Other repeat offenders (not necessarily daily) include: Jodie RosieG MommaBear Yobelbats Fun Zack

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What is more dangerous then War? Love.

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How do I open my fridge??!?!?!? I'm in a real crysis here!!!! Firmly place your dominant hand on the handle (which should be located on the door). Close your fingers around the handle. Make sure your feet are planted on the floor. Pull back slightly on the handle, using a combination of your shoulder and your biceps for power. The seal should pop open with a rather satisfying sound, exposing the wonderfully cold contents of the fridge.

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Do you love or do you hate? Love/hate relationship with emotions

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I am out of cigarettes and have decided not to buy more. Will anyone wish me luck and send prayers/positive thoughts my way? My thoughts are with you, Jade! Best wishes on your decision to quit smoking - it will be one to save your life! Remember, all of your AB friends are here to support you, any way we can. Many of us have quit smoking successfully, too (I have!). So if you ever feel you're getting a craving, just log on and talk to us!

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Quick open the box!NOW!! ... Will you open it? No, last time I opened a box that looked like that, I unleashed unhappiness on the world.

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Which moon has water on it? One of the moons of Saturn. Titan I think?

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Vodka and.....? Double grey goose with a splash of oj...

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Do you own a Maneki Neko? Yes - I'm under the impression that it's the little one waving at me from its red carpet square?

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My small dog vomited one large worm 10"-12" long and about 1-2" round. I thought she swallowed a snake. What kind of single worm is that big? This is going to sound like a ridiculous attack of Captain Obvious, but it sounds like some kind of roundworm. Roundworms can get VERY large. Though they are more common in humans... Look up "dog parasites" on wikipedia for a little more info.

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Do you or don't you want me to love you? I am coming down fast, and I think I am miles above you! Please tell me the answer! (random catagory for fun) You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer!

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What would your response be if somebody said "You're not fat, but you have gained weight" and "Your butt's gettin' bigger, but it's cute!" It doesn't sound like an insult to me, because I desperately need to gain weight. I'd see those kind of comments as positive!

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I resigned from my last position in March 2006 and have not received the funds from my 401k. How long can a company legally keep your funds after you leave the company? Depends on what kind of 401k you signed up for. If the funds are vested, it may be a certain number of years before your funds are available to you. Ask the company's HR department. Also, the company is not the one holding onto the funds, unless you worked for a bank or an investment firm. Find out who handles their retirement accounts and call that company directly if you prefer.

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How can you answer this question? Yes, and I just did.

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Is it hard to drive in snow? Like JoeDonBaker said, driving on snow is not the tough part. Stopping is. Sometimes unplowed roadways are easier than treated roadways during a storm, though. I live in the Northeast and people always underestimate how difficult it is to stop/turn in snowy or icy conditions, and that generates accidents every winter. Invest in a good set of snow tires, and you will be fine. 4WD or AWD,...

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I act extremely weird when i drink vodka. is there any one else who gets this same affect when drinking vodka? I usually vomit before I drink enough vodka to make me act weird. :-)

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Since when has Gary Coleman bashing become fashionable on answerbag? What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?

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Would you say that George W. Bush is President from 2001 - 2009? Yes, but I prefer to call him a lame duck.

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So how about those results of the Iowa 08 caucus? Obama/Huckabee ...In with the new? Did the results affect your thinking? Well, I'm happy that Obama won...because he's my candidate. However, it just confirms my ideas that the Dems are so divided by now that they'll nominate yet another candidate they can't support fully.

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What was your most disgusting experience EVER with bugs, spiders, maggots, leeches, or other invertebrates? I sliced open a green pepper once and found that it was full of writhing little greenish maggot-type things. I haven't touched a pepper since.

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Where can I meet some slutty women Your local streetcorner. Alternately, take a walk down the Vegas strip.

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Anybody else in here just feel hungry all the time? What causes that? I am always hungry too. I think I have a tapeworm. Simply because I stay skinny, yet I eat everything in sight.

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Are you a high-strung person? I used to be, and then I started having certain needs fulfilled...which brought the tension of my strings to a more normal level.

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Did your parents ever tell you that you would go blind if you masturbated? NO, thank god. My life would have been wrought with worry.

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Did you start the new years with a smile or a frown? A huge, drunken smile. :-)

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Cash sales of 100 where should i post them Are you running these through a point-of-sale system? Or are you just using non-POS accounting software such as Peachtree, or MAS 90? If it's the latter, what we do is create a cash sale "customer" in our A/R files. We create invoices for any transaction that falls under this heading (mostly walk-in, non-repeat business). An invoice is associated with a specific transaction,...

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Have you ever been accused of testicles? Having them? No. Holding them? Yes. Testicling? ...no.

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There are 56 species of geek. http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/geekend/?p=1041 Which one are you? Book/Band Geek

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My boyfriend repeatedly pulls my hair, spits on me, and calls me a bitch. He makes me have sex with him at least 2x a day...I have 6 months left on my lease, and I cannot get out, should I just stay with him or move somewhere else and still pay rent? Kick him out, or move out and make him pay the rent. He's a jerk and he deserves to be thrown out on his ass.

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Is it sleet, snow then hailstones in terms of temperature? Do hailstones happen when the temperature is the coldest? Hailstones are mainly associated with thunderstorms. The higher the cloudtops (with thunderstorms), the colder the temperatures are in the air aloft. If there is lots of wind shear at higher atmospheric levels, hailstones are more likely to form. It begins like a raindrop, with a particle of some sort. The particle doesn't descend at first but keeps on getting blown by the wind back up...

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What is your signature meal, that you love to cook? My ziti al forno is incredible. :-)

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How old do you get before you stop getting spots? (I'm 18) Some people never stop. However, drinking plenty of water is a good way to purify your system in general and I feel I break out less when I am hydrated. If your skin tends to be oily, don't jump right on the bandwagon of products "formulated" for oily skin. They just sap your skin of any moisture that's there and throw off the skin's balance. A cleanser like...

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Do you think that the Patriots actually broke the Dolphins perfect record? Technally (don't know how to spell), they didn't becuz they haven't made it all the way through the super bowl and won. That is what the dolphins did. a perfect season. Help me? The "record" that is being discussed is for the regular season only. No one has even taken into account yet the postseason. Who knows - what matters is they broke the record for the most regular season games won, as the Dolphins went 14-0 and the Pats have gone 16-0 because of the longer season.

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I just got DayQuil and NightQuil in a combo pack!!! What is your favorite thing you get in a pack? Beer and advil. Wait, that doesn't exist...

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Can you use a sata & an IDE HHD on the same motherboard? If you can do you need to set the IDE to slave? Make sure the motherboard is capable of supporting both. Whichever drive you plan to use as the secondary, set the jumper to "slave" and you should be all set.

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Have you ever slept with someone to get a promotion at work? Never to get a promotion. I think that is deplorable, and liable to backfire if anyone else ever found out.

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Do you smoke and if so what brand? I quit about a year ago (not really for New Years', for other reasons) and damned if I miss it.

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Describe the change of water to ice Water gets cold and freezes.

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What would drinking an entire bottle of nyquil in one go do to a person? What about two bottles? It would make you incredibly, incredibly sick - instead of giving you the buzz you're looking for. Two bottles might do you in. They put something in NyQuil now to prevent you from ODing on it, and it makes you vomit. I've seen it - red cherry NyQuil puke is not pretty. I'd advise AGAINST trying to get screwed up with NyQuil.

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What are questions u can ask your boyfriend to get to know him betta. What's your favorite color? Do you like shrimp? What kind of music are you into? If all else fails... You are my boyfriend, right?

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Is there any device I can buy that will tell me if I'm over the legal limit of alcohol to drive my car? You can, in fact, buy a breathalyzer. www.breathalyzer.net

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Remarry the ex husband Nope?

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Can you text if your drunk? I don't text particularly well when I have been drinking.

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Should cell phones be banned while driving except in an emergency? Yes, for those who choose to use a handset instead of a handsfree device.

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I am not pregnant so far as I know but yet I am so irritated by husband. Every little thing bothers and I just want to be left alone. Anyone know why? Are you ovulating? PMS can also cause emotional symptoms similar to pregnancy. Any time that your body's hormonal balance changes, you are more likely to develop mood swings. You may also be mildly depressed by the decrease in sunlight if you live in the northern hemisphere. Talk to a doctor soon, as this sounds like it is out of the ordinary for you. He or she may recommend seeing...

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OK I'm having a brain fart. If A=B and B=C then A=C, what is the name of that mathmatic law? Transitive property? I think.

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If you drink holy water, does your urine become holy? No, but you can make snow holy if you pee in it...

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Do you have a asshole that you would like to give "THE ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR AWARD TO? and who may he or she be? Any members of the Republican party who took part in homosexual acts AFTER openly condemning gay and lesbian people. MORONS!!!

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Drunk 21 year old Mark had sex with his best friend Danice. even in his drunken he realized wasn't wearing a rubber so he tried pulling out at the last stage but a small spurt came at the entrance of her vagina..will she get pregnant..why or why nOT She probably will. Pre-ejaculate fluid has sperm in it as well, so even if he did pull out successfully prior to ejaculating he may have impregnated her. Sperm are also VERY strong swimmers. She's also more likely to get pregnant if the intercourse happened within the week before her period. Her body is far more fertile and the vagina's conditions much more favorable for pregnancy...

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If you boom box were to transform into a 12 foot robot and started shooting transformable cassettes tapes out of it chest. what would you do? Soundwave??? How did you get in my house?

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I fell in love with Bumblebee from the 2007 movie Transformers. Can I be cured? No, because Bumblebee always has and always will kick ass.

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Love!!... i feel like i know everything about him! he told me he liked me but i dont know if he likes me enough to go out with me because we are two grades apart? im in 7th hes in 9th?? how do i know if hell ask me out or not i just cant wait i luv him Girl, just ask him yourself! We're LONG past the days when girls asking guys out was unconventional and socially unacceptable! The more you wait, the more miserable you'll get waiting for an answer - he might be shy.

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What was the first song you listened to in 2008? Ice Cream Man - Van Halen

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How high is your answer waste rate? (It is the percentage of your answers which did not get any points, positive or negative. Look at my answer for details) Approximately 21.4%. N=4 M=663 T=3081

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On December 1st of what year did the District of Columbia officially become the capital city district of the U.S.A.? 1789, I think.

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What odd things or combinations of things do you like to eat? For example, I like warm, flat coke and bacon and peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and mint. Specifically, a sundae with mint chocolate chip ice cream and peanut butter sauce.

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What's your random bar joke? http://www.brunching.com/cgi/barjoke.cgi Okay, so a truck driver walks into a bar. The bartender thinks a minute and says "Hey. Why don't you grant three wishes to the next person who walks through that door?" The truck driver says "Where's the bathroom?" A blonde looks at the truck driver and says "I know I don't know you, but I'd love to give you a night you'll never forget." ...

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What do you do when your sad, lonely or depressed? I always try to do something that I enjoy. Photography has always been an enjoyable hobby for me, so if I am down and out I try to get out of the house and take some pictures. The fresh air always does me some good anyway, even if I don't get any good shots.

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Have you ever pulled a Jesus? Yesterday, I was getting into the bath, and DAMN...I totally walked on water ACCIDENTALLY! Oops, there I go, just pulling a Jesus!

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Who is your Answerbag hero(besides me)? But of course, you are.

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Who drives when you and your other go out? He usually drives. But then, we usually take his car.

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What do you think is "beautiful"? Sometimes the sun will slant through the trees at a certain time of day, and it creates this perfect peachy-yellowy light that adds a soft hue to everything it touches. I saw it this morning on my way to work and I almost cried, it was so beautiful.

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What kind of stuff do you have on your key ring other than keys? Fob and bottle opener.

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If my bf came in me last night how fa does the mornig sickness come if he did get me pregnent and am on the pill but i miss and foreget it all the time You won't normally notice signs of pregnancy immediately. If you are in a state that allows it, go to your doctor and get a prescription for "Plan B" or the "Morning After Pill". This will lessen your chances of pregnancy greatly if taken within the first 72 hours after unprotected sex. In the future, choose a birth control method that is more suited to your...

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You've suddenly realized you could make any work of fiction into reality. What book would you choose and why? Any of C.S. Lewis's Narnia books. Imagine how amazing it would be to step into an alternate universe in an unexpected way - through a picture frame, an old wardrobe, a railroad tunnel...the possibilities are endless!

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ShoppingSheryl and Curious Frank have told me in a comment thread that they use their real name as their user name. Anyone else who uses their real name here? If not, would you consider using your real name? I only wish I were called Ms. Fortunate. :-) Plenty of people here know my real name, but I don't think I'd use it for my user name.

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Please no points as I don't know her real well but it seems like we overlooked congratulating Apache means Enemy on becoming a Sage. Who would like to join me in congratulating an awesome bagger on such a fine achievement? Congrats Apache! You're a wonderful, sane, kind and helpful 'Bagger!!

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it but it flattens a beaver is it still funny? LOL. Yes.

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The AB East Coast Convention is going to be on February 23rd in NYC (Dave and Buster's). Are you attending? Will you harass er comment and make other people come? WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!! May/may not be there with/without bells on...

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Do you like your hair? No. :-(

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How would you define your personal style as an AB user. Are you a proactive contributor, an aloof observer, a scholar, or an impish troll? I see myself as an observer...though from time to time I will jump into the fray and interact with other ABers. :-)

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Close your eyes. You're 17. Where are you? Just graduating from high school, and still jittery from the 10 caffeine pills I took the morning of the graduation ceremony.

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Did Hillary Clinton's remarks on the Bhutto assassination seem cold, or odd to you? She doesn't look genuine to me. Am I missing something here or is she? Hillary always fails to look genuine to me. Not just in this case.

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Stupid riddle#16: What get whiter the dirter it gets? A lie? :-)

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There are a couple of HOT women were I work and I find it hard to concentrate on what I am supposed to be doing. Help me AB, splash some cold water on me!! Here's a whole bucket of cold water. You can dump it on yourself.

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear 'Boston'? The best sports teams in the US right now. :-)

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Which Neil Diamond song is your favorite? Being a rabid Red Sox fan, I am going to say Sweet Caroline. I always get all teary-eyed and goosepimply when I hear it.

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Whats the best way to kill a troll? With a big fat ++++++++++++!

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Who will win the superbowl? Patriots. Over either Dallas or Green Bay.

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Do any of you REALLY turn off your cell phones when riding an airplane? I sure don't! You silly person! Don't you know that it messes with a plane's navigational systems???!?!??! ;-) I don't. I just put it on silent and hide it.

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Do you think you are an indispensable member of Answerbag? No, but my ego does.

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Will love make you drink and gamble? Funny, that's what we did all night last night. For me, the answer is yes.

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Have you ever had an answer that was regularly being downrated over a large amount of time? Like, every month or so you get a new negative rating on it? Yeah, a bunch of my political answers regularly take -4 and -5 hits

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Our expert in automotives, Jerv, has made Sage. Would you like to congratulate him for his achievement, and thank him for dealing with some of the most hard-to-answer questions here on AB? I'll join in. Congratulations Jervinator!

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I find I am not answering questions of more people lately..why? Because they do not acknowledge my response. Do you feel that way, or do you keep answering their questions regardless of the fact that you are ignored? This seems to be a theme more and more these days. I agree that it feels like users are ignoring the input of their fellow ABers more, but I know that I am guilty of it sometimes too. I find that if I want to ask a question, sometimes I will just award points to the resulting answers out of laziness, without thanking people for their input. It does feel like you are being slighted if no one...

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How much time do you spend at work goofing around on the computer? Far too much!

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Did you wake up with a hangover this morning? Yeah, I feel like I never really even went to sleep. Though I guess technically 3 hours is better than no hours. And why am I sore all over? I feel like I got run over by a semi!

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If you were about to be Arrested Which AB'er would you want with you? Jodie. I think between the two of us, we could baffle the police enough for them to think it wasn't worth it to arrest us.

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How can you tell if your pet suffers from mild retardation? If he/she constantly runs into walls/closed doors at full running speed, attempts kitty/doggy suicide multiple times, chews on the loops of your carpet thus ruining its integrity and pissing off your landlord, pees on any piece of laundry you leave on the floor and shows no remorse....

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Could you please take your user name and put it next to something that you own ( for me, it would be the sm00z mobile)? msFortunate mouse

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How many people love the show House? I never thought I'd like it...but I am hooked.

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How will you flirt with someone in just SIX words?((You can be a little poetic)) "be still my heart...you're incredible!"

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Your going to drive from Miami to San Diego. The weather's going to be warm and clear, you've got all the money that you need to go first-class and there's no hurray. Your choice: Corvette, Harley, Hummer, Motorhome, or Limo? In this order: 'Vette Harley 2008 Subaru Legacy GT (I added that one to the list - I love Subies, the AWD/fuel-efficiency combo is tops for me and I would love to drive MY Legacy x-country if I thought it could handle it)

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What are you doing right now besides being on answerbag? Sitting on my butt at the office, half-watching Food Network and half paying attention to the phone, so if it rings, I'll answer it...

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You just scored $100. What do you do with it? Oooh, good question. I was just trying to think of what to do with my X-mas bonus. It's going in with the other $100 I've been clinging to, for savings.

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What's for lunch? I don't know, but I am hungry.........

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If a few of us held down Robin Williams and another two or three of us shaved his body, How many blankets for the homeless could we make? I think between 7-9. That's one hairy man.

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My family does not believe in turning the heat on; what else can help to warm me up?? Im freezing. Warm socks. If your feet are cold, you are cold. That's the first step to keeping cozy.

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My son's girlfriend is at the clinic right now to terminate the pregnancy. Can I ask you to say a prayer for my little grandchild? I am very sad right now. I'm thinking of you snakelover. It's sad to have to go through that.

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Dr. maxwell is maestro shall we all send him kisses!!? MWAH! Kiss kiss!

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Does any one remember the cartoon freakazoid? It was a Spielgerg toon about the same time Animaniacs started was over before Pinkey and the Brian spun off. LOVED Freakazoid.

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What would Christmas be without 'The Clapper' and 'Chia Pet' commercials? I think they should combine the Clapper and the Chia Pet, so every time you clap, the Chia Pet's "hair" grows.

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What is the best way to leave Answerbag? Ask a provocative/inappropriate question, or just pick a fight with someone to get permanently Penalty Boxed. That way, once you're gone, you'll still be the topic of conversation. "Oh, remember when SO-AND-SO called (insert other 'Bagger's name) a (insult)? What a scandal!"

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What are Answerbaggers hoping to find in their Christmas stockings for 2007? A healthy dose of common sense and a reality check. Oh, a Toblerone bar would be nice, too.

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What is the last song you would expect to hear in a police car? (assuming police can listen to music on duty) Police Truck - Dead Kennedys

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Do you nail or do you screw? I nail.

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What did ya'll do last night? Did some shopping, and then went out and got utterly hammered. Seriously, my recollections of the night after about 11 pm are VERY hazy.

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How many spouses have you had in your lifetime? One thus far - my divorce was made final on Monday.

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Rate these guys on a scale of 1-10 as to who was the best...Tchaikovsky, Debussy, Strauss, Mozart, Beethoven, Rachmaninoff Debussy, Strauss, Beethoven, Tchaikovsky, Mozart, Rachmaninoff IMHO.

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What is the worst activity to be doing and suddenly have to use the bathroom? Jumping jacks.

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Why do so many people ask nonsense questions, knowing full well that they will be flagged? Because we like to see a little variety on the homepage. :-)

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Pearson's Mint Patties or York Peppermint Patties? York! York! York!

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Your all going to hell in a hand basket. How do you feel? Warm.

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I'm writing a screenplay about an crackhead in space. I call it "Crackhead in Space". Your thoughts? CRACKHEAD BOB I tol' Janeesha she wur tripin CRACKHEAD MALCOM you don' kno nufin' JANEESHA shut yo' fool mouth, bob! we in SPACE!

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Which do you find more entertaining, the questions, or the answers? The answers, and the ensuing comment threads. :-)

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How many ABers does it take to change a lightbulb? The light went out? I've been sitting here for 3 days in my underwear and I didn't even notice!

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When we eat a cow it is called beef, pig is pork, birds are poultry, and deer is venison. What do cannibals call human meat? Delicious.

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Isn't crack delicious? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

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Did you wait until you were at a "legal" to drink alcohol? No.

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What results do you get when you search your AB name on "Search for Answers"? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/511499 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/385418 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/374424 Those three, but my favorite question about myself was obliterated when napoleonbag's account was nuked. :-(

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Stupid Down Ratings... I'm not bitching, but I was down rated because I announced that I was looking forward to a movie that will be opening next week, and asking if anyone shared my enthusiasm... What's your "dumbest down rating" story? Someone who can give -5 keeps on downrating my political opinion.

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If someone ask you to walk in a street naked for 1 million dollars...would you do it? Absolutely! That's more than enough to pay back the fine that public indecency incurs. :-)

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Would you date someone with kids? Yes.

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If I changed my Avatar, would you still respect me in the morning? How many out there have gone through successful Avator changes? Yes. I have. I went from a picture of me on the phone, to a picture of me looking inquisitive and mildly flirtatious.

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What is your most favorite physical feature of your signifigant other? Be honest. His lips. No idea why, I just love them.

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So have you ever found a song that you are pretty positive was written just for you? St. Ides Heaven - Elliott Smith

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If you didn't have to work for a living, what would your ideal day consist of? Whenever I have a day off, it always pretty much goes the same way. Provided there's good weather, I get in my car and go somewhere fairly nearby (but not somewhere I would go every day) to take some pictures. Favorite locations for me are the mountains. If I didn't have to work, I'd do a lot more of that.

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My wife gave birth to a Chinese baby (we are both Caucasian). She says she did not cheat on me, but that every fifth child born today is Chinese. Should I be suspicious? No. 99% of all statistics are right. Chances are, you are in the clear. :-)

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I, found a grammer and (spelling) buk! Shuld i read IT$ kno, buks r no substetoot 4 edukashun

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I am 38 and my wife won't let me have a girlfriend. Is that OK? No. :-(

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I'm 18 and I never have sex nor had a girlfriend, do I considered a loser? Yes. As long as you've never dated/had impure thoughts about Richard Simmons, you are in the clear.

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Are you nice? Not particularly. I don't do well with general pleasantries.

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If you were on a See N' Say , what would you say? F***

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I enjoy being lame sometimes, do you? How lame are you? I'm lame, but since I am from New Hampsha I am WICKED lame. Not REALLY lame. Yeah, my lameness can be interesting at times.

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It seems everybody's got a Christmas CD out right now....when's yours coming out, and what's it going to be called? "Let's Not Be Biased - Chestnuts Aren't The Only Nuts We Can Roast" I'm releasing it next Tuesday.

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What do you make of this new epidemic of S.B.F? (serious bag flirting...) I'm an active and incredibly seasoned participant.

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What's your favorite Will Ferrell movie? I ADORED Stranger Than Fiction. It made me weep openly and at great length.

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Is there anything i can do to pass a hair folical drug screen Shave your head.

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When dating several people, at what point must you choose one person? When you start to feel remorse, or have genuine feelings for one of them. Whichever comes first.

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How do you feel about toast? Be honest. Hot, buttered toast is like sex to me.

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Is your love sickness usually accompanied by an overwhelming urge to articulate it to random strangers, despite knowing it will only seem overly dramatic to them? With my heart the size of a dirigible, I trudge heavily through the wintry streets of my town. Constantly I search for someone with a sympathetic glint in their eye, someone who I can tell has been through the heart-rending experience that is deep, unrelenting lovesickness. The world smallest violin plays only for me, in the deepest recesses of my fast-beating heart. Oh, how I long for happier...

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Where I live, we are about to get hit by a winter storm. 1/4 inch of ice, plus 4-8 inches of snow are expected. Have you had a winter storm yet where you are? Yeah - yesterday! :-)

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When was the last time you made love to a fellow user in the back of a moving pick up with a few bricks on the acceleration pedal? Every night, in my dreams.

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What's the stupidest thing you've ever said to the cops? Me (opening a Dunkin' Donuts bag as the cop shines a flashlight in my eyes): Would you like a donut? Cop: No, we stick to muffins and bagels now. Less fat.

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Is it snowy in New Hampshire? Yes! The southern part of the state got a foot of snow last night.

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What not to say to a naked girl? Those don't look real at all!

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I wrote an epic poem about a previously undiscovered color, with some beautiful cross-metaphors about unnamed emotions, and then I ate a TV dinner and watched Star Trek. Do you like Africa? I think I love you.

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Dating some at work; good idea or bad idea? BAD BAD BAD. BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD. Most workplaces discourage it. It creates distractions, and what if the two of you break up? What if the environment becomes uncomfortable for the both of you?

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Do you have enough a## to hold up your pants? Oh hell yes.

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Call me weird but I think it's really cool that I can give out +5 points now since I worked hard to get that. Who wants me to share? Congrats! I'll pass on the points, but I'm happy to give you some and get you a little closer to the next level! :-)

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Have you seen the phosphorescent cloned cats? While cloning, Korean scientists accidentally turned on a glow in the dark gene? (see pics below) Whoa! I want one!

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What would you do if your partner came up to you right now,and told you that they are gay/lesbian? At first, I would laugh. INCREDIBLY unlikely. Then, I would remember that this is a hypothetical situation. I would be a little hurt, but very supportive. I have a good friendship with my partner and would not want to destroy that by being narrow-minded or cruel. Sometimes coming to terms with the fact that you are gay can be a long and painful process, and I would want to provide as much...

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Does anyone have a problem with underage kids playing online poker for money if it doesn't get them in financial trouble? I don't really, but it is illegal...

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What was your last question? (Try to explain without repeating it!) I asked yesterday afternoon if anyone had ever discovered after the fact that the food they were eating/preparing was no longer fresh. Pretty much.

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How many people actually use the little coin pocket in their jeans? Not me. Stuff always gets stuck in there and I can never get it out.

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Do you no how 2 meet tom brady??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After a Patriots' game, stand outside of the stadium for a good four hours. Eventually all of the players will leave. You'll get cold in the process, but you may get to meet him.

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Have you ever gone to the polls to vote for a President of the US thinking, "I am so excited I get to vote for _______!"? No, especially not in 2000. I hated ALL of the options.

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I'm making baked ziti with meatballs tonight, and it calls for ricotta cheese. I don't like ricotta cheese, would it hurt the recipe to not put it in? You need something to that effect. Look up a recipe online. A lot of the newer ones call for sour cream mixed with other things as a substitute. Your ziti will be very dry if you just omit the ricotta entirely.

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Does your moral compass point towards true north? More southerly.

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My favorite teacher's brother died recently, when she came back she broke down in class and I felt very sad for her. I decided to make her a card and bake a batch of cookies. Are these gifts appropriate? or would flowers and a card be better? You've done wonderfully. I am sure your teacher will really appreciate the gesture and the thought behind your gift. People sometimes take for granted the student-teacher relationship. You may provide a lot of comfort to her.

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If a woman has had a tubal litigation, is it possible for that woman to get pregnant again? Yes. My mother had a tubal ligation before she got pregnant with me.

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What deceased performer would you have paid any amount to have seen perform? Elliott Smith. :-(

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Have you seen ball lightening? Yes. What an eerie experience! I was about 12, and it was very close to my parents' house.

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Do you prefer being busy at work or having nothing to do? I like being busy. I hate trying to LOOK busy when there's really nothing to do.

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Which colour features most in your wardrobe? Black and grey.

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Have you ever spilled liquid on any electronics before? Let's see... I once dropped a battery-powered radio in a tub full of water. I left a cell phone out in the rain for 8 hours. I dunked my current cell phone in a half-finished latte in February after receiving a shocking (in a good way) phone call.

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How do you eat your candy cane? *CRUNCH CRUNCH*

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When you have breaks at work, do you always go with the same colleagues of yours, alone, or with different people depending...? It's always the same person. :-)

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