http://www.answerbag.com/profile/1003476 New Answerbag questions from neilychops Mon, 28 May 2012 18:54:39 -0700 Mon, 28 May 2012 18:54:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2079110 Hey I very ronry Taiwanese lady student living in U.S.A. Why are there no American men lookin likey the Film stars. You all very ugly? Fri, 21 May 2010 09:09:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2079110 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2046091 What type of oil do I need for an oil change on my 1996 k11 Nissan Micra & how much do I need? Tue, 04 May 2010 09:56:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2046091 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/happened-mindy-mork-mindy_2044367 What happened to Mindy from Mork & Mindy? Mon, 03 May 2010 14:42:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/happened-mindy-mork-mindy_2044367 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/airplane-crashthere-2-parachutesyou-one-one_2044355 A airplane is going to crash,there are 2 parachutes.You have one, but who gets the other one? Mon, 03 May 2010 14:23:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/airplane-crashthere-2-parachutesyou-one-one_2044355 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2044341 Is Sarah Jessica Parker a direct descendant of Seabiscuit? Mon, 03 May 2010 14:10:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2044341 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2044336 What is the best way to get vomit,semen,diarrhea & goats blood out of a carpet? Mon, 03 May 2010 13:59:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2044336 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2040999 Is cannibalism the answer to prison overcrowding? Sat, 01 May 2010 17:08:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2040999 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2025852 Our local Priests are overly friendly towards our nine year old son, they recently bought him a French maids outfit. Fri, 23 Apr 2010 14:27:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2025852 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2024402 Is Joanna Lumley shagging a Gurkha? Thu, 22 Apr 2010 13:01:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2024402 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2024374 Share with me your most depraved thoughts? Thu, 22 Apr 2010 12:06:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2024374 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2020348 Can you fart in a vacuum? Tue, 20 Apr 2010 14:19:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2020348 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2020343 My hot Russian mail order bride, turned out to be a bricklayer from Orkney named `Big Tam`. How the hell do I get my money back? Tue, 20 Apr 2010 14:13:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2020343 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2020195 Should dogs that hump your leg, be made to pay for the privilege? Tue, 20 Apr 2010 11:02:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2020195 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/whats-fat-girlfriend_2020193 Whats the best way to get a really fat girlfriend? Tue, 20 Apr 2010 10:58:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/whats-fat-girlfriend_2020193 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2020121 Should policewomen & nurses work topless? Tue, 20 Apr 2010 09:10:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2020121 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2020118 Should we have lesbian priests, to prevent the choirboys from being molested? Tue, 20 Apr 2010 09:06:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2020118 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2020115 How many strap-ons does the average nun go through in her lifetime? Tue, 20 Apr 2010 09:04:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2020115 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2020083 Has anyone ever shot a kitten with a 44 Magnum? Tue, 20 Apr 2010 08:24:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2020083 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2020081 Is it possible to achieve a hole in one with a kitten instead of a ball? Tue, 20 Apr 2010 08:23:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2020081 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2018411 I asked my girlfriend to Try it doggy style but she has chewed up my slippers & bitten the postman,How then do I ask her to shave her beaver Mon, 19 Apr 2010 15:04:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2018411 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2018147 Should unwanted kittens be made into cat food? Mon, 19 Apr 2010 09:00:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2018147 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2009361 Did dinosaurs have tits? Wed, 14 Apr 2010 10:21:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2009361 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/exploding-monkey-laugh_1964803 Would an exploding monkey make you laugh? Mon, 22 Mar 2010 10:30:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/exploding-monkey-laugh_1964803 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1956101 Is it possible to turn a live chicken into a balloon, by pumping helium gas into it`s arse? Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:45:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1956101 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1952841 Do you agree that more women of today need to follow the example of the suffragette movement & throw themselves under a horse? Sun, 14 Mar 2010 06:55:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1952841 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1952835 How can I convince my girlfriend to take a vow of silence? Sun, 14 Mar 2010 06:48:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1952835 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1952833 Is there anywhere I can trade my girlfriend for a new television? Sun, 14 Mar 2010 06:46:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1952833 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1952830 What`s the best way to make yourself deaf, so you don`t have to listen to your mad naggy girlfriend anymore? Sun, 14 Mar 2010 06:44:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1952830 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1945465 Why does Andrew lloyd Webber`s face look inside out & upside down Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:19:34 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1945465 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1945461 Why is it so difficult to find a mail order bride, that`s housetrained? Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:17:32 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1945461 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1945426 Which woman would you most like to punch in the tits? Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:30:39 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1945426 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1945422 Where can I buy a man sized oven for my victims? Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:26:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1945422 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1944310 Gentlemen, would you be jealous if another man gave your woman a pearl necklace? Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:57:12 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1944310 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1942501 When is it socially acceptable to fart in a ladies handbag? Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:00:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1942501 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1942497 Would a Kitten make an ideal birthday gift for a Crocodile? Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:55:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1942497 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1938620 Who should be the first flaming gay man in space? Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:07:31 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1938620 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1938618 Do any peoples of the world eat bear? Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:04:18 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1938618 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1936324 Was it a bad idea to give women the vote, after all look how much the cost of living has went up since the suffragette movement? Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:38:14 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1936324 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1936308 I would like to apologize for the poor quality of my questions & answers recently, I have had terrible trapped gas. Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:14:25 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1936308 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1936306 Gentlemen, How can I successfully chain my wife to the sink ,the bed & the vacuum cleaner all at the same time? Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:12:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1936306 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1936305 Ladies! Why are you bothering with science,medicine & engineering, When there are dishes to wash & your husbands supper to make? Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:06:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1936305 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1936296 Would Godzilla beat King Kong at golf? Mon, 01 Mar 2010 14:50:12 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1936296 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1936295 I want to kill I need to kill, the voices keep telling me to kill & they never stop! Should I give up my job as a nurse in a maternity ward? Mon, 01 Mar 2010 14:48:50 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1936295 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/dig-famous-celebrity-evenings-entertainment-chose_1934882 If you could dig up a famous celebrity for an evenings entertainment, who would you chose? Mon, 01 Mar 2010 02:26:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/dig-famous-celebrity-evenings-entertainment-chose_1934882 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/henry-eighths-horniest-wife-was_1934877 Henry the Eighth`s horniest wife was......? Mon, 01 Mar 2010 02:00:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/henry-eighths-horniest-wife-was_1934877 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/dislike-french-much_1934130 Why do you dislike the French so much? Sat, 27 Feb 2010 17:50:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/dislike-french-much_1934130 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1934109 Where can I buy a lesbian nanny, as my husband is far too horny to be left alone with a young woman Sat, 27 Feb 2010 17:11:16 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1934109 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/kittens-make_1934041 Kittens make....? Sat, 27 Feb 2010 14:18:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/kittens-make_1934041 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1934038 Did Charles Darwin consider the French to be human or just Neanderthals who could cook? Sat, 27 Feb 2010 14:10:26 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1934038 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/liven-sunday-evening-you_1934033 What would really liven up a Sunday evening for you? Sat, 27 Feb 2010 14:05:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/liven-sunday-evening-you_1934033 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1934026 Val kilmer just pissed in your kettle, what the hell are you going to do about it? Sat, 27 Feb 2010 13:56:09 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1934026 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1934024 Take a peek at my profile pic, how sexy am I on a scale off 1-10? Sat, 27 Feb 2010 13:53:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1934024 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1933962 How far would you go for some hot fanny? Sat, 27 Feb 2010 11:40:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1933962 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/answerbag-member-biggest-nob-head_1918003 Which answerbag member is the biggest nob-head? Fri, 12 Feb 2010 09:11:07 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/answerbag-member-biggest-nob-head_1918003 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/frightening-fall-ass_1918000 What would be the most frightening thing to fall out of your ass? Fri, 12 Feb 2010 09:02:20 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/frightening-fall-ass_1918000 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/europeans-smelliest_1917997 Which Europeans are the smelliest? Fri, 12 Feb 2010 08:59:08 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/europeans-smelliest_1917997 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/whats-discover-frenchman-dating-daughter_1917991 Whats the best thing to do if you discover a Frenchman is dating your daughter? Fri, 12 Feb 2010 08:55:31 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/whats-discover-frenchman-dating-daughter_1917991 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/michael-jacksons-plastic-nose-stuck-with_1917979 What was Michael Jacksons plastic nose stuck on with? Fri, 12 Feb 2010 08:37:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/michael-jacksons-plastic-nose-stuck-with_1917979 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917334 Denzel Washington just farted into your favourite cup, what are you going to do about it? Thu, 11 Feb 2010 14:11:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917334 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917333 Why has a porno never won an Oscar? Thu, 11 Feb 2010 14:09:39 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917333 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917318 I bought my Mermaid girlfriend a fishnet stocking..... Thu, 11 Feb 2010 13:39:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917318 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917312 How do I rid my house of 6 lesbian squatters & a German Shepherd ? Thu, 11 Feb 2010 13:22:18 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917312 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917308 if - `Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten` how many kittens have you wasted in one day? Thu, 11 Feb 2010 12:56:54 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917308 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917304 What percentage of New Zealand men end up marrying sheep? Thu, 11 Feb 2010 12:43:11 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917304 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917301 If you run out of toilet paper, would a kitten make a good substitute? Thu, 11 Feb 2010 12:40:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917301 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917269 Why is it acceptable to catch a mouse, in a mousetrap but if you accidentally splat a few kittens people get mad? Thu, 11 Feb 2010 10:52:52 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917269 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917227 Did god come up with this whole `virgin birth` thing, just so he would not have to pay Mary any maintenance money? Thu, 11 Feb 2010 08:46:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917227 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917225 Do you not think it would be a better world if we just started worshiping Trees instead of God? Thu, 11 Feb 2010 08:40:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917225 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917224 Is the bible a HUGE waste of paper? Thu, 11 Feb 2010 08:39:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917224 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917217 I`m looking for a cheap whore in Glasgow, where is the best place to look? Thu, 11 Feb 2010 08:27:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917217 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917204 Is god a poof? Thu, 11 Feb 2010 08:06:32 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917204 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917171 What is it about choirboys that priests find so attractive? Thu, 11 Feb 2010 05:48:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917171 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917166 Who would make a better husband, a convicted rapist or a Politician? Thu, 11 Feb 2010 04:43:05 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1917166 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1916735 Whose remains would taste better, Michael Jackson`s or Princess Dianna`s? Wed, 10 Feb 2010 09:26:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1916735 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1916731 Is the Answerbag member `Underdog_Sexty_Niners` a complete arse-stain? Wed, 10 Feb 2010 09:08:04 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1916731 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1916730 Was Jesus a stone or a sponge? Wed, 10 Feb 2010 09:06:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1916730 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1916728 Is it legal in Canada to have sex with roadkill? Wed, 10 Feb 2010 09:01:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1916728 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1916032 Space badgers keep digging up my lawn , shooting my garden gnomes with lasers,& stealing my porn. What can I do? Tue, 09 Feb 2010 07:18:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1916032 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1916029 If you had sex with afterbirth would that make you a paedophile? Tue, 09 Feb 2010 07:13:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1916029 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1914320 What is the best way to get sperm out of dentures? Sun, 07 Feb 2010 14:19:10 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1914320 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1914319 What is the quickest way to get a Poodle horny? Sun, 07 Feb 2010 14:17:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1914319 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1914311 Is it possible to make farts smell more pleasant? Sun, 07 Feb 2010 13:54:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1914311 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1914308 What percentage of Englishmen are not homosexuals? Sun, 07 Feb 2010 13:53:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1914308 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1914307 Is there anything a Frenchman will not have sex with? Sun, 07 Feb 2010 13:52:11 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1914307 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1914306 Is there anything a Frenchman will not have sex with? Sun, 07 Feb 2010 13:51:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1914306 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1914285 If you took your pet to France, would you worry that it would be. A) The main course or B) The Love interest ? Sun, 07 Feb 2010 13:06:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1914285 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1914280 How long after Princess Diana died, did she remain sexually active? Sun, 07 Feb 2010 12:54:18 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1914280 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1914278 Which would make the better lover, a Unicorn or a Werewolf? Sun, 07 Feb 2010 12:51:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1914278 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1914277 Do Zombies enjoy anal sex? Sun, 07 Feb 2010 12:48:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1914277 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1874943 What`s in your `wank bank`? Sun, 27 Dec 2009 03:18:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1874943 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1871623 As I no longer care for this site and it`s regrettably lame `upgrade`. Is there a better alternative out there in the world wide web? Sun, 20 Dec 2009 11:47:28 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1871623 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1871621 Ladies! How impressive are your breasts? Sun, 20 Dec 2009 11:45:37 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1871621 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1870654 How many times could you happily punch Hugh Grant in the face? Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:03:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1870654 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1870652 Which extinct animal had the biggest pussy? Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:02:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1870652 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1870649 How much electricity can be passed through a human nipple, before it implodes? Fri, 18 Dec 2009 13:58:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1870649 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1870648 What does other peoples vomit taste like? Fri, 18 Dec 2009 13:57:37 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1870648 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1870645 How crap is the all new Answerbag? Fri, 18 Dec 2009 13:56:10 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1870645 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1853044 Do you know any sluts? Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:29:52 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1853044 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1853007 How often do you get `bummed out` Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:05:37 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1853007 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1852926 What the hell does Shirley Temple do now? Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:19:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1852926