http://www.answerbag.com/profile/1003476 New Answerbag answers from neilychops Mon, 28 May 2012 18:54:36 -0700 Mon, 28 May 2012 18:54:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9061838 If you had the power to change your girlfriend/wife into a mannequin for a short amount of time, would you do it?<br /><br />This would be save me from the `No I don`t want to try anal` argument every Sunday morning. Fri, 21 May 2010 09:04:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9061838 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9061834 What should I say to her?<br /><br />Wait! hold it! Before you make her into a plastic mannequin, sell her organs on the black market first. I did the same thing with my thick but attractive daughter.(told the wife she ran away, luckily she is as dumb as her daughter) Fri, 21 May 2010 09:02:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9061834 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9061817 I could not _______ without my ____________?<br /><br />I could not wank off a Zombie without my lucky Zombie wank-off gloves. Fri, 21 May 2010 08:56:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9061817 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9061807 In that movie The Ring when the victims die of fright, which famous person would have the same affect on you if you saw them naked?<br /><br />Lady Diana, as she is now. Fri, 21 May 2010 08:54:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9061807 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9061802 Which movie star of the eighties had most spunk splats from you're jimmy riddle,bedroom fumblings?<br /><br />Kim Catterall & Molly Ringwald, she could eat an orange through a letterbox. Fri, 21 May 2010 08:52:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9061802 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9061774 Who would win a bare breasted fight using only tea towels & a toffee hammer,Dawn French or Boris Johnson? The victor wins a chocolate orange<br /><br />Dawn French would have the weight advantage and her massive swinging pendulous knawks would surely hypnotize Boris into shouting `Oh Nanny` again and again. Fri, 21 May 2010 08:45:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9061774 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9061762 Immediate reaction on seeing your mother naked fisting the postman over a bed of daffodils?<br /><br />Aww no mum, not again! Fri, 21 May 2010 08:41:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9061762 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9046213 What does Kirstie Alley eat to make her so BIG.<br /><br />Abortions, day old kittens & fresh guano...do I win a prize? Tue, 18 May 2010 13:35:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9046213 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8988181 Watch Sympathy for the Devil dvd, buy, online download, quality, download movie<br /><br />I have a dvd of me farting on your dead grandmas stuffed cat. its at http://www.spammingbastards.com Tue, 04 May 2010 12:38:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8988181 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8984009 Has someone really offended you on Answerbag?<br /><br />The guy who wanted to rape me with a rose bush was quite amusing & nearly reached offensive level. Mon, 03 May 2010 14:58:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8984009 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8983991 What is the best way to get vomit,semen,diarrhea & goats blood out of a carpet?<br /><br />? Mon, 03 May 2010 14:50:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8983991 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8983938 Where have all the dirty tramps gone?<br /><br />France Mon, 03 May 2010 14:34:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8983938 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8983928 Can anybody explain in simple but scientific terms why farts change in pitch?<br /><br />This reminds me of an old Billy Connolly gag ` It`s not the fart that makes the noise it`s your arse cheeks clapping to applaud it` Mon, 03 May 2010 14:31:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8983928 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8983918 Who are you? Where do you come from? What do you want?<br /><br />Neilychops, Scotland, Beer. Mon, 03 May 2010 14:27:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8983918 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8983916 Can childhood obesity help prevent paedophillia?<br /><br />Only if the local Priest is not a `chubby chaser` Mon, 03 May 2010 14:26:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8983916 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8983851 Do you like exploding things?<br /><br />An exploding Tony Blair would be marvelous or perhaps a Sarah Jessica Parker time bomb would be nearly as good. Mon, 03 May 2010 14:05:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8983851 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8982932 If you fart loudly in public is it polite to acknowledge it or run?<br /><br />It usually works better if you blame someone else, preferably a woman. Mon, 03 May 2010 08:54:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8982932 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8982926 What is Sophia Loren famous for?<br /><br />Her big eyes & bangers. Mon, 03 May 2010 08:52:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8982926 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8982902 Are Asian men better than white men for long term relationships, as they divorce less? Why don't women of any race go for them then?<br /><br />My girlfriend (white) does not find Asian men attractive at all, she thinks they look too feminine & slight. Asian females are often feminine & slight as well, but this is often seen as attractive to white men. Mon, 03 May 2010 08:43:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8982902 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8982882 Inserting whole Horse Chestnut up the bum has what effect on hemorrhoids?<br /><br />Why not try the whole horse chestnut tree? Mon, 03 May 2010 08:35:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8982882 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8982861 How would you react to a interracial lesbian couple like a black girl and a chinese girl. Need help please.<br /><br />I would get my video camera out. Mon, 03 May 2010 08:25:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8982861 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8979221 What cruel or unusual punishment do you think would be really funny to inflict on convicts?<br /><br />Availing oneself with a good thick pair of long elbow length gloves, wrapping said gloves in razor wire & fisting naughty convicts brutally. Then forcing other convicts to suck off the gore from your gloves. Sun, 02 May 2010 12:46:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8979221 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8976138 When Gordon Brown went into that old biddy's house t'other day do you think he offered her hush money or did he lick her cheesy pussy out?<br /><br />With all the mad rush of the week leading up to the election, do you think any of the leaders of the political parties have time for a wank? Sat, 01 May 2010 17:04:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8976138 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8976120 Should I be scared, I just said my first prayer to Satan? =P<br /><br />Don`t bother, that big red bastard never answers mine. Tony Blair is still alive & not being fisted by an enraged Godzilla. Sat, 01 May 2010 16:55:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8976120 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8976116 Is Bam Margera a douche?<br /><br />More of a wanka, i would say. Sat, 01 May 2010 16:54:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8976116 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8976114 is it me, or are there a lot of stupid questions on ab?<br /><br />Yes indeed, most of them concern religion & teenage pregnancy. Sat, 01 May 2010 16:53:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8976114 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8976108 I wanna change my name (when I'm 18) so I won't get confused with my twin sister anymore. What should i change my name to?<br /><br />Titty banjo Mc funny fwuff. Sat, 01 May 2010 16:51:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8976108 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8966996 Do guys like girls with blonde hair?<br /><br />Only if its on their chest Thu, 29 Apr 2010 13:11:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8966996 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8966989 Without seeing me, who would you say I bear a physical resemblance to?<br /><br />Barbara Bush (she is one hot g.i.l.f) Thu, 29 Apr 2010 13:09:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8966989 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8966982 Do you believe that anyone who fits the "profile" of a serial killer, will inevitably become one, even if they haven't killed anyone yet?<br /><br />I do hope so! Thu, 29 Apr 2010 13:07:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8966982 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8966978 Have you healed your childhood trauma ?<br /><br />Yes, I buried it. (it was a pervert priest) Thu, 29 Apr 2010 13:06:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8966978 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8957260 Can you name a really good book that you have read lately? I just read 'The Piano Tuner'--excellent<br /><br />`The Terror` by Dan Simmons is very very good. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Terror-Dan-Simmons/dp/0553818201/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1272401641&sr=8-1 Tue, 27 Apr 2010 13:54:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8957260 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8957256 Have you got any controversial new theories?<br /><br />Women s breasts & buttocks use a complicated mathematical code to hypnotize & weaken men into submission so that we buy them more shoes.. Tue, 27 Apr 2010 13:52:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8957256 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8957244 Do all the answerbag staff smell of piss & desperation?<br /><br />More likely Vodka & skid marks. Tue, 27 Apr 2010 13:49:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8957244 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8940097 What is True Worship? Which worship pleases the Lord?<br /><br />Giving me all your money would please your god no end. Fri, 23 Apr 2010 11:38:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8940097 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8940091 Whats the best way to tell a friend that you think they are gay?<br /><br />Give him a dildo for his birthday. Fri, 23 Apr 2010 11:36:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8940091 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8936558 Christian: When watching your favorite non-Christian entertainers, do you remember to pray for their salvation? How often do u pray 4 them?<br /><br />Here is an idea, i realize it`s a bit crazy a bit out there. But why not just enjoy the show instead? Thu, 22 Apr 2010 13:02:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8936558 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8936462 My 13 year old son has just been brought home by the police and cautioned for shoplifting. What would be the best way to punish him, caning his bare backside with willlow or making him survive on water alone for two days?<br /><br />Make him live with a priest for a week. Thu, 22 Apr 2010 12:21:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8936462 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8936455 Ohh dear, I'm a brainless moron! I haven't got the imagination to ask a proper question so I'll just _______<br /><br />Eat the unwashed socks of a dead child? Thu, 22 Apr 2010 12:17:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8936455 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8936452 In the song "Life on Mars?" David Bowie sang "I could spit in the eyes of fools". Wouldn't it be excellent if someone spat in his damn fool weirdo eye?<br /><br />I should very much like to jizz in his eye whilst his darkie wife fisted my nom-nom Thu, 22 Apr 2010 12:16:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8936452 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8936447 When playing football as a kid what were the most unusual objects you used for posts?<br /><br />Karen Carpenter & Lena Zavaroni Thu, 22 Apr 2010 12:11:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8936447 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8936446 a question to non bible believers , if the bible is just one big fairy story to you then why is the bible prophecy`s 100% accurate to date<br /><br />The bible is only good for one thing & that is wiping your arse. Thu, 22 Apr 2010 12:10:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8936446 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8936439 How many volts of electricity would you have to pass through a kitten to make it dance the Charleston?<br /><br />That would be a nice turn on `whatever your country is` has got talent. Thu, 22 Apr 2010 12:07:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8936439 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8927563 Who wants to start an Old South styled colony with me?...Minus the slaves.<br /><br />I was right with you....until you said `minus the slaves` Tue, 20 Apr 2010 14:24:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8927563 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8927557 Does a wildebeest know it's an ugly fucker & therefore throws itself down a lions gob out of self pity?<br /><br />Hey there fellow crazy bastard, I think they have evolved to be so ugly so as to entice other Wildebeests(and anything else) to take them from behind. This is their favored position. Tue, 20 Apr 2010 14:22:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8927557 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8927547 What's a really good test of a friendship ?<br /><br />Shag his wife & see if he forgives you. Tue, 20 Apr 2010 14:18:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8927547 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8927542 do you ever hear about women ever raping a man?<br /><br />No, but Sarah Jessica Parker may have to rape a man. As there is no way a sane man would go anywhere near that transvestite donkey witch. Tue, 20 Apr 2010 14:16:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8927542 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8926644 In the heat of the moment, would you put your body/ life at risk for a complete stranger?<br /><br />If she was super hot with big tits. Tue, 20 Apr 2010 09:19:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8926644 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8926631 What strange song would you like a hired singer to sing during your wedding day?<br /><br />`Bodies` by the Sex pistols, an enchanting tune. Tue, 20 Apr 2010 09:16:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8926631 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8926621 What was your most embarrasing moment so far?<br /><br />Sharting myself whilst wearing a white suit at my wedding. Tue, 20 Apr 2010 09:14:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8926621 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8926616 is insulting people, a human right?<br /><br />Sure is, you wanka. Tue, 20 Apr 2010 09:13:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8926616 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8884349 Does the gene FOXP2 account for the main difference between humans and chimps ?<br /><br />No, the main difference is we don`t throw our own shit at Chimps. Mon, 12 Apr 2010 07:44:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8884349 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8884344 if you saw some1 peeing in public would you care?<br /><br />Only if they don`t mind seeing someone jack off in public. Mon, 12 Apr 2010 07:43:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8884344 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8884339 if you saw some1 peeing in public would you care?<br /><br />If it was a lady, I would take a long hard look. Mon, 12 Apr 2010 07:43:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8884339 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8884335 So i was wondering, what would creatures on other planets be like?<br /><br />The bad ones will be like lawyers & the good ones will be like little old ladies. Mon, 12 Apr 2010 07:42:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8884335 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8884329 does anyone know if lee evans is touring in the UK this year?<br /><br />I hope you want to shoot him dead on stage, the idea of someone actually paying to see that primate faced buffoon fills me with nausea. Mon, 12 Apr 2010 07:40:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8884329 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8884315 My boss craps on all the work I do? What can I do about it?<br /><br />Buy him a man sized nappy. Mon, 12 Apr 2010 07:38:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8884315 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8884290 What sandwich could be BLT without Bacon Lettuce or Tomatoes?<br /><br />Bureaucrat, Lesbian & Terrorist. Mon, 12 Apr 2010 07:31:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8884290 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8841590 If the Loch Ness Monster turns out to be a Plesiosaurus, can we remove the 'extinct' label from dinosaurs?<br /><br />No because a plesiosuar is not a dinosaur. Thu, 01 Apr 2010 08:23:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8841590 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8830187 Which is your favourite swear word?<br /><br />Pissflaps Mon, 29 Mar 2010 11:58:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8830187 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8830153 I'm looking for a job. I've been told that I should cold call, but I'm too shy...<br /><br />Well if you shot everyone there would be lots of vacancies. Mon, 29 Mar 2010 11:50:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8830153 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8814616 I like this girl a lot and I found her phone so I started making calls but not speaking. I know its wrong, but am so shy, what should I do?<br /><br />Ask her what she is wearing then start to breath heavily & throw in the occasional grunt for effect. Thu, 25 Mar 2010 04:40:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8814616 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8814609 what would you do if you found your wife with you rotweiller?<br /><br />Shoot the Rottweiller for cheating on me. Thu, 25 Mar 2010 04:38:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8814609 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8814603 Boy, would you date someone with lots of hair in her arms??<br /><br />Nah, I don`t go for French women.(or Chimpanzees) Thu, 25 Mar 2010 04:36:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8814603 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8802728 How would you feel if Jesus and his apostles surrounded you on motorcycles and proceeded to say NI?<br /><br />Build them a shrubbery. Mon, 22 Mar 2010 11:31:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8802728 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8802583 Where can I buy cheap yet sexy lingerie for my dead grandma?<br /><br />Try Wayne Rooneys garage under his stashed copies of `Gaping Grannies`. Mon, 22 Mar 2010 10:26:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8802583 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8802346 how to tell if your bearded dragon is a boy or girl?<br /><br />See if it leaves the toilet seat up? Mon, 22 Mar 2010 09:01:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8802346 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8802342 how did michaele jackson died<br /><br />He had a bad attack of grammar. Mon, 22 Mar 2010 09:00:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8802342 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8802338 Hi I live in Nova Scotia, Canada and I'm looking for a girl who is 14-16 y/o. Single ladies, do what beyonce says, put your hands up.<br /><br />I hope you are also in the 14-16 year old age group & not some middle aged peedo pervert. Mon, 22 Mar 2010 08:58:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8802338 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8802316 do you think your animals ever blame their farts on you ? like - "it was the human "<br /><br />I tried to blame the murders in my basement on my poodle, but the court would not believe me. Mon, 22 Mar 2010 08:51:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8802316 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8802292 This site is the greatest load a shit! Fuck ye<br /><br />That`s the most intellegent question that has ever been posted here. Mon, 22 Mar 2010 08:42:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8802292 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8798722 How to keep your cars shine without wax or polish?<br /><br />Laminate it Sun, 21 Mar 2010 10:27:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8798722 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8798718 what is the greatest joy in your life?<br /><br />Looking at your profile pic Sun, 21 Mar 2010 10:26:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8798718 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8798714 Where should my cat and my demon baby go on their honeymoon?<br /><br />Aspen for the Skiing. Sun, 21 Mar 2010 10:25:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8798714 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8791753 Why is the Answerbag member `Wellduh` such a pompus knob-head?<br /><br />He/she/it is a complete tool and a waste of good D.N.A. Fri, 19 Mar 2010 09:27:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8791753 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8782970 How come British people can't pronounce aluminum?<br /><br />I pronounce it Arse-titty-banjo-flakes & I`m from Kansas. Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:49:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8782970 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8775874 If there's such a thing as inter-species' breeding and you get to breed with other animals, what animal would you choose? I like kangaroo.<br /><br />I would have a Pony, transport you can hump. Sun, 14 Mar 2010 07:04:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8775874 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8764369 would you shag me for free?<br /><br />I think you might just get a lot of gay men coming on to you. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:16:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8764369 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8761482 Do you think we are ready for a 21st Century remake of Wonder Woman? If so, who do you think should play her?<br /><br />Bella Emberg is the obvious choice obviously. Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:43:21 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8761482 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8761408 why is my kitten now only opening one eye instead of two could it have an infection<br /><br />Pehaps it wants to be a pirate, get it an eyepatch. Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:09:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8761408 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8761398 Can rats help clear landmines?<br /><br />Only if you can throw them hard enough. Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:05:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8761398 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8761391 what cn i do to make a man hard real fast<br /><br />Emerce him in super-glue. Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:03:04 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8761391 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8761379 does the chicken in chicken mcnuggets come from china<br /><br />No, I think it comes from stray dogs & roadkill. Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:59:03 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8761379 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8761376 What fruit is your fav?<br /><br />Richard Simmons Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:58:02 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8761376 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8761372 do u know what a mando is<br /><br />It`s so good you posted it four times. Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:56:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8761372 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8761369 How crappy is your life?<br /><br />Life is never crap, when you can wank & laugh. Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:55:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8761369 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8760358 What other instant pets are there other than seamonkeys?<br /><br />Roadkill , but it`s not very interactive. Tue, 09 Mar 2010 03:07:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8760358 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8758330 My boyfriend used a kitten as an emergency condom & I now have feline AIDS, Help!<br /><br />Hey don`t worry we have all been there. Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:27:14 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8758330 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8755334 I`m 19 & my boyfriend has made me pregnant, this came as shock as he is a Shetland pony.<br /><br />Are you also a Shetland pony? (who can type) Sun, 07 Mar 2010 04:41:31 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8755334 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8755332 Would a shaved Kitten make a nice ornament?<br /><br />Especially if it was placed inside a microwave for 10 minutes on maximum power. Sun, 07 Mar 2010 04:40:05 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8755332 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8755277 I caught my wife bumping the neighbor. What should I do?<br /><br />Get your revenge by `accidentally` sticking your `gentleman` up your neighbours arse. Sun, 07 Mar 2010 03:47:22 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8755277 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8755271 I get turned on by professional emailing.... is this normal?<br /><br />Yes, she is obviously hot for you. Send her back a picture of your `man package` Sun, 07 Mar 2010 03:44:50 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8755271 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8755260 How to fight workplace bully?<br /><br />Frame her by hiding kiddie porn in her locker. Sun, 07 Mar 2010 03:39:08 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8755260 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8755256 Girls, what would you do if you saw a guy you were talking to having a huge boner?<br /><br />My brother does this to me all the time. Sun, 07 Mar 2010 03:37:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8755256 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8755174 What's a sexy name for a girl?<br /><br />Panties McMoist Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:26:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8755174 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8755173 Where is the National Library of New Zealand?<br /><br />Inside a sheep Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:24:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8755173 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8755171 Why do atheists arrogantly proclaim their extremist view point and dismiss all other's beliefs?<br /><br />Why do Christians arrogantly proclaim their extremist view point and dismiss all other's beliefs? Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:22:18 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8755171 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8755168 'what is the best way to remove toe jam?' - Chris Hutchinson<br /><br />Pay an elderly & desperate prostitute to suck it out, works for me. Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:19:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8755168 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8754994 If you owned an animal shelter what would you name it?<br /><br />Chinese Take-Away Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:18:05 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8754994 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8754638 Is Zwinky.com a virus?<br /><br />Is this a sneaky way to get people to go to a bad web page. hmmmm? Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:13:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8754638