Answerbag: The_Professional's answers

Answer to Should you wear a Bra with a Straitjacket?

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 22:37:26 -0700

Should you wear a Bra with a Straitjacket?

I would of figured diaper - but a bra is ok as long as it is lacey and not a sports pra.

Answer to Have you ever experienced a woman urinating during intercourse?

Sun, 05 Apr 2009 11:08:54 -0700

Have you ever experienced a woman urinating during intercourse?

there is nothing better

Answer to Are golden showers and water sports the same thing? If not what is the difference?

Sun, 05 Apr 2009 11:07:12 -0700

Are golden showers and water sports the same thing? If not what is the difference?

Water sports can be anything involving pee. see www.wetset.net personally I love it when a gal exercises her kegel muscles while we are doing it. - The warmth if she had a full bladder is wonderful. I'm not sure if this is a golden shower either or just a golden experience.

Answer to Do you ever have to pee so bad you do the pee-pee dance?

Sun, 05 Apr 2009 11:04:22 -0700

Do you ever have to pee so bad you do the pee-pee dance?

I'd whip it out first. But I did see a girlI knew a few year ago wet her pants. It was kind of funny I just happened to run into her - I knw her from years ago. She was bending her knees abit - I suspected something was up and then as we are talking I see her pants getting wet. It...

Answer to If you saw a young person in there 20's in public and thay were wearing a diaper and the top was sticking out of there pants bad are you could just see it obvieous. What would you think about them AND would you tell it was like that?

Sun, 05 Apr 2009 10:54:56 -0700

If you saw a young person in there 20's in public and thay were wearing a diaper and the top was sticking out of there pants bad are you could just see it obvieous. What would you think about them AND would you tell it was like that?

If it was a cute gal - I might try to pick up on her - I'm into it whether or not other people are. Otherwise I wouldn't care - did have a friend in HS who had spinabifida and so had to wear diapers - funny thing - he was actually pretty good with the girls - at least at first - I...

Answer to Have you ever wore diapers as a adult ever?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:30:28 -0700

Have you ever wore diapers as a adult ever?

I had her wear diapers with a slit so I could have my way with her without the mess. We were 20+ yrs old

Answer to Have you ever wet your pants while driveing?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 18:15:34 -0700

Have you ever wet your pants while driveing?

I was with a gal once who wet herself as the passenger. I had taken her skiing and the chair lift was stuck for awhile soo she had her accident and then didn't want to mention it. She took of he ski pants and said it was sweat - then on the ride home which was few hours she said she...

Answer to Ladies, do you like it when your man smells your panties? Give your thought on this.

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 18:07:12 -0700

Ladies, do you like it when your man smells your panties? Give your thought on this.

I smell her panties - lets me pretict her mood, and where she has been etc. Whether she likes it or not - doesn't matter that much.

Answer to What's the point in having brand name underwear? Does anyone really care?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 18:04:25 -0700

What's the point in having brand name underwear? Does anyone really care?

If you were to get hit by a bus the expensive underwear would offset the judgments about it being dirty. But for reals, the brand name underwear means that someone else is going to see it. Fruit of the looms means I got you drunk enough and that you don't mean it (end result is...

Answer to Girls what's your technique for when you have to pee in the woods?

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 01:36:24 -0800

Girls what's your technique for when you have to pee in the woods?

I bought a funnel thingy for my gal - seems to work ok. Although I kind of liked the damp undies from her attempts. It seemed so naughty.

Answer to What if this girl has to pee? See photo.

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 01:33:34 -0800

What if this girl has to pee? See photo.

If she has to pee then her hands would be closer to her crotch. She would have a more self abosrbed expression - probably a look of worry. It is possible that shes a nutty one and thinks she will actually blast off when she pisses but I don't really think thats the case. I think she is...

Answer to How many times are you guilty of making a stranger cry?

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 01:27:00 -0800

How many times are you guilty of making a stranger cry?

Quite a few now that I thought about it. There have been a few funeral - note mine of coarse - but talking at them. There have been many jokes that have made strangers cry - but I think that was positive. I was turse with a gal a few years ago because she couldn't find hotcakes on...

Answer to Why am i so bad at conversating with people?

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 01:19:47 -0800

Why am i so bad at conversating with people?

Because most people are boring robots who don't want to conversate. I think thats the most likely answer.

Answer to What color eyes, skin, and hair would you prefer on a partner?

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 01:17:56 -0800

What color eyes, skin, and hair would you prefer on a partner?

If I had my choice - I'd like purple skin. The eyes I just want them bright. I do really like blonde on top and darker hair below. Mostly I'd like an upbeat attitude.

Answer to Why is it so hard to want to go to sleep at night?

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 01:15:13 -0800

Why is it so hard to want to go to sleep at night?

There are two things in life that I make a point of not enjoying - just so I know I'm alive. Going to bed at night. and Getting up in the morning. (from some book I read years ago plus or minus a few words and some puncuation)

Answer to Are you ripe?

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 01:12:11 -0800

Are you ripe?

properly fermented.

Answer to I rarely read but I do want to start, what is one book you KNOW I will not get bored with?

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 19:25:40 -0800

I rarely read but I do want to start, what is one book you KNOW I will not get bored with?

Maybe go to a bookstore and just open a few in the middle - if the you read a sentence thats interesting then go with it - if you don't then so be it. If I could make a recommendation it wouldd be Notes from the Underground by Doestevsky thats one on the better books about being boring.

Answer to What IS the oldest excuse in the book?

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 19:16:02 -0800

What IS the oldest excuse in the book?

The first excuse is oldest and the last exuse in the book is the newist.

Answer to Do you think that women should be allowed to go shirtless like men?

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 21:29:00 -0800

Do you think that women should be allowed to go shirtless like men?

Yes, Discrimnation should be eliminated all together -especially when it is legal descrimination. That being said I think women should be allowed to go without bottoms - but men should have to wear pants.

Answer to Has free market capitalism failed?

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:42:26 -0800

Has free market capitalism failed?

It is as good as it ever was. Its great from a distance and if your on top. It sucks if your on the bottom. Same goes for all isms it seems.

Answer to If your child was on drugs but your friends child was successful, would you be bitter?

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:28:36 -0800

If your child was on drugs but your friends child was successful, would you be bitter?

Who the F cares about my friends kid. Its about mine. I wouldn't be bitter, but I would life up to my expectations as a parent.

Answer to This is a question for the guys out there... Do you prefer a super skinny girl or do you like the curves?

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:26:23 -0800

This is a question for the guys out there... Do you prefer a super skinny girl or do you like the curves?

I like them both. Its wit that matters.

Answer to I'm going to break into your house and rob you blind, how are you going to stop me?

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:23:13 -0800

I'm going to break into your house and rob you blind, how are you going to stop me?

I have a couple of guns and all that. Mostly because I'm too lazy to sell them. First of all your are not going to rob me blind. Second if I find you breaking into my house I will drop you using my force-leverage move. Then if your cute I will take advantage of you. Cute or not...

Answer to The cake was for after dinner, you didn't eat any did you?

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:17:35 -0800

The cake was for after dinner, you didn't eat any did you?

I didn't eat any before or after dinner Atkins

Answer to Are you one of those people that has a full on conversation with animals?

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:16:24 -0800

Are you one of those people that has a full on conversation with animals?

Allergic to dogs and cats and all that. I feed the squirls and they yell at me when they are out of food - as if they deserve it and I am supposed to feed them. Still I give in usually.

Answer to What is your most embarrassing sexual act?

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:14:25 -0800

What is your most embarrassing sexual act?

My girlfriend had back surgery - I ended up having to wipe her ass for her - I gaged a little but over all it was a turn on. Other then that - I had to give her an enema - then I f@#$ her while she held it in, constipation was due to pain killers. she is hot so you know.

Answer to How long could you survive on what you have in the house right now?

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:09:48 -0800

How long could you survive on what you have in the house right now?

If I had a larger family I could survive much longer. I don't really think I could eat the misses. There is water in the toilet. so a few months. My kidneys would be shot though.

Answer to Ever feel like everyone hates you?

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:04:33 -0800

Ever feel like everyone hates you?

They don't hate me. They are jealous.

Answer to How do you react to people who tell the end of the movie/book and spoil it for you?

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:05:13 -0800

How do you react to people who tell the end of the movie/book and spoil it for you?

I thank them. If it ruins the movie/book then it wasn't that good of a movie/book to start out with.

Answer to Do you agree with the statement "Mother knows best?"

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:04:02 -0800

Do you agree with the statement "Mother knows best?"

Ive always done best by doing the opposite of what my mother suggests.

Answer to Do you feel more functional most of the time or dysfunctional?

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:02:44 -0800

Do you feel more functional most of the time or dysfunctional?

I am so funtional and worthwhile that I am dysfunctional because ones has to be to be this productive.

Answer to How would you feel about postponing the election for 3 days for Barrack to deal with the recent death of his grandmother?

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:00:40 -0800

How would you feel about postponing the election for 3 days for Barrack to deal with the recent death of his grandmother?

I feel bad for him. He actually made something of himself and his childhood mother and grandmother who put an effort into him didn't get to see him become the most important man in America and maybe the world. Sometimes work helps one through the grieving though. I think he is strong...

Answer to If I touch mercury, will I die?

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:55:04 -0800

If I touch mercury, will I die?

Your going to die. It is just whether you die a madd hatter who sees dissapearing cats who riddle at you that matters.

Answer to Am I the only guy who will never date a strict religious woman?

Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:45:33 -0700

Am I the only guy who will never date a strict religious woman?

I will never go on a second date with her. First date and homeplate thats ok, thank the lord.

Answer to Does a man feel less secure and thus less happier if he was having a relationship with a very beautiful woman? And does a man get annoyed if other men look at his beautiful woman while having a drink or something?

Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:44:22 -0700

Does a man feel less secure and thus less happier if he was having a relationship with a very beautiful woman? And does a man get annoyed if other men look at his beautiful woman while having a drink or something?

My wife wanted to try her hand a stripping. I said why the hell not - they look at you anyway - might as well pay me for it. It worked out wll form me. No annoyance only alittle sympathy for those other men buying drinks and paying me for looksies at her.

Answer to What are some facts about sex?

Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:40:12 -0700

What are some facts about sex?

the aliens regret trying it with us.

Answer to What is the strangest object you have ever masturbated with

Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:12:35 -0700

What is the strangest object you have ever masturbated with

My girlfriends vibrator while she was in the can. Just to see.

Answer to Anyone wanna talk dirty?

Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:10:50 -0700

Anyone wanna talk dirty?

Nothing I like better then a role in the mud with a blonde in dirty underwear. enema up to the discussion.

Answer to How dirty can you get?

Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:08:32 -0700

How dirty can you get?

Dared her to drink a bottle of prune juice. then after dinner I died her up and had my way with her even as she moaned, you need to untie me I have to go now.

Answer to I'm an Atheist. Can anybody proove that what I believe is wrong?

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:52:43 -0700

I'm an Atheist. Can anybody proove that what I believe is wrong?

Not a problem - I don't believe in you either. hell seriously congradulations.

Answer to What solves problems better? Teaching a lesson to someone or taking a lesson from that person?

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:52:41 -0700

What solves problems better? Teaching a lesson to someone or taking a lesson from that person?

I taught my little brother algebra, both of us ended up brilliant math types. I was about 15 yrs old. Teaching causes one to learn more. The problem is always understanding and teaching forces one to understand.

Answer to Have you ever faked sleeping?

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:49:08 -0700

Have you ever faked sleeping?

Last time was when I was nibling on my mothers tit.

Answer to In your opinion, what/who do you think god is?( or what it stands for) (example- a higher power.) you can elaborate if you want to ..

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:46:20 -0700

In your opinion, what/who do you think god is?( or what it stands for) (example- a higher power.) you can elaborate if you want to ..

The rest is his/hers fault.

Answer to What are your feelings when you hear the candidates tell us we're all in a sacrifice position together?

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:35:55 -0700

What are your feelings when you hear the candidates tell us we're all in a sacrifice position together?

The only thing that stops me from retiring is health care. My house if paid off, both rather new vehicles are paid off etc etcm and I am quite young. I have more then 250k in savings but with a little asmtha and the wife having a little arthritis and lupus its all gone in year wo working for...

Answer to I'm curious about scat & wondered if it was just trick photography & chocolate, but is it?

Sat, 18 Oct 2008 16:06:06 -0700

I'm curious about scat & wondered if it was just trick photography & chocolate, but is it?

Scat is real. That is why I always keep a dish of those sugar free candies in my place. It makes for funner dates.

Answer to Have you had a wet dream?

Sat, 18 Oct 2008 16:02:50 -0700

Have you had a wet dream?

Yes. The first one was that I was walking her to class, and taht she told me she needed to pee but the bell was about to ring. Suddenly I'm awake and puddling.

Answer to Has a kiss ever caused you to wet yourself?

Sat, 18 Oct 2008 15:55:57 -0700

Has a kiss ever caused you to wet yourself?

The evening was so beautiful, the warmth of her gaze as we held hands sent chills up and down my spine so many times there was a touch of a fever building, starting in my heart. When I looked into her eyes there was the glow that radiated into a pure feeling of anticipation on my part, and I...

Answer to Are you brave enough to post one private thing about yourself in this question?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:14:34 -0700

Are you brave enough to post one private thing about yourself in this question?

Not in the question but in the answer. I think everything I share here although public once shared was private beforehand. I don't like heights.

Answer to You dont believe in God but one day he suddenly appears at your doorstep to ask why. Would you believe then?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:09:55 -0700

You dont believe in God but one day he suddenly appears at your doorstep to ask why. Would you believe then?

Still wouldn't trust him because I already know he is a lieing son of a @#%. Some things you know on faith.

Answer to You are walking down the street and you see a $100 bill on the sidewalk. You reach down and pick it up. At that moment, a person walks up to you and says, "Excuse me but that's mine. I just dropped it". What would you do?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:07:09 -0700

You are walking down the street and you see a $100 bill on the sidewalk. You reach down and pick it up. At that moment, a person walks up to you and says, "Excuse me but that's mine. I just dropped it". What would you do?

Fo a hundered dollar bill - I tear it in half and give one part to the person. If its $100 billion then I kill the mention person by tearing him in half.

Answer to Why do some people get their anus bleached?

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:25:31 -0700

Why do some people get their anus bleached?

The bleaching is ok - but why arn't they dressing their annus up. Why not tatoo welcome stranger or something like that?

Answer to Whats the difference between a pitbull and Sarah palin?

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:16:44 -0700

Whats the difference between a pitbull and Sarah palin?

Palin - pitbull = pig with a lipstick remainder

Answer to Do evolution and bible go hand in hand? Please check out my additional details.

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:08:47 -0700

Do evolution and bible go hand in hand? Please check out my additional details.

Evolution is about change. The bible changes just as much as anything else. Interpretation of it changes even more. Religion, thats just an excuse for fighting or justifying changes in opinion without having to argue sensibly anyway. It was one of the great evolutionary tricks wher...

Answer to If you were suffering from a mental illness, do you think your family would take the steps to get professional help for you?

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:21:14 -0700

If you were suffering from a mental illness, do you think your family would take the steps to get professional help for you?

I'f absolutly sure they would and at any weak moment. But I'm not suffering from a mental illness.

Answer to If a round of drinks were on me, what would you be having?

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:15:36 -0700

If a round of drinks were on me, what would you be having?

I'd be having all the gals in the room drunk and desperate for a pee.

Answer to Whats the worst/embarrasing thing you've ever worn?

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:10:38 -0700

Whats the worst/embarrasing thing you've ever worn?

I wore a semi-chubby gal in highschool just to annoy my parents.

Answer to If a round of drinks were on me, what would you be having?

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:08:42 -0700

If a round of drinks were on me, what would you be having?

vesper lynn and a round of the women over there.

Answer to Do you hold a secret that nobody knows?c'mon you can tell us.no one will find out.

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:02:17 -0700

Do you hold a secret that nobody knows?c'mon you can tell us.no one will find out.

I love it when women piss themselves. I also am an exellent good engineer and the U.S. depends on me. Without me the whole nation goes down the shitter. Iteresting - but if the moralists could do fractions they might appreciate it and also see it coming. None the less - its a secret...

Answer to What's your most evil thought?

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:54:00 -0700

What's your most evil thought?

I would like to tie God up and fuck her as she (Yes God is a She - I'm hetero) wets and shits herself being so damned in ah of me, well you asked.

Answer to Other than money, what one thing would have the most effect on your life?

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:48:46 -0700

Other than money, what one thing would have the most effect on your life?

get rid of the asthma an allergies. As for the missies she has arthritis and lupus. I'm tied to society through medicine. Sure I benefit ther rest of you in order to cover expenses(and I do) but if my survival was free it would benefit me and I'd be done with society. To hell...

Answer to At what point in your life did you decide to give up on organized religion?

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:42:57 -0700

At what point in your life did you decide to give up on organized religion?

Around 22. I had read and read and read. Then I decided that if there is a God I don't care. My problems, all health, are not meant to be cast apon me simply so others can maybe if they feel like it help out a little so they can go to heaven. Now I am better off as far as health...

Answer to I was traveling recently and no matter which route I took, it was "under construction". Why do they tear up 50 streets at one time. Why not repair 1 & then move on? always wondered about this. anyone have any ideas?

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:50:05 -0700

I was traveling recently and no matter which route I took, it was "under construction". Why do they tear up 50 streets at one time. Why not repair 1 & then move on? always wondered about this. anyone have any ideas?

Money is always released all at once after bonds are issued. Plans are always issued and permits permitting based on when money was released. Construction must be completed before the deadline or money is lost or forfieted. Plus there are seasonal reasons sometimes

Answer to Anyone notice that when you are in a hurry (bathroom need), you catch every red light and EVERY slow driver in town? do you think they know that you have an "emergency" & so they just want to screw with you? (humor welcome)

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:42:20 -0700

Anyone notice that when you are in a hurry (bathroom need), you catch every red light and EVERY slow driver in town? do you think they know that you have an "emergency" & so they just want to screw with you? (humor welcome)

I took a girlfriend out on my birthday - As it happened she ended up needing to go. I hit every red light and every slow driver. She was mad at me - how come you always choose the wrong way whenever I have to go she said. Then she shat herself, tearfully. I thought she took the whole...

Answer to If a guy pulls out and the condom is still in the girl when hes comepletely out of her what the chances of getting pregant?

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:20:44 -0700

If a guy pulls out and the condom is still in the girl when hes comepletely out of her what the chances of getting pregant?

He was a zero percent chance of getting pregant. She is more like 50/50. Either way he has a 10percent chance of getting laid by her again because he is both small and sloppy.

Answer to Do women admit to being perverted? or is it just the men who are honest?

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:16:06 -0700

Do women admit to being perverted? or is it just the men who are honest?

With women perversion is honesty. With men perversion is hidden. Maybe honesty is hidden. Maybe I like legs and tits and piss. Maybe I'm just honest - maybe I'm honest like a pervert. Then again I'm a man so I don't understand honesty, nor women really. Women...

Answer to Is Sympathy For The Devil or from the Devil?

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:11:49 -0700

Is Sympathy For The Devil or from the Devil?

Modern day christian repulbicans don't have sympathy for anyone - nor are they very intelligent. I think your answer is in their somewhere.

Answer to Did the Renaissance or Reformation have a greater impact on /contribute more to Europe?

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:09:39 -0700

Did the Renaissance or Reformation have a greater impact on /contribute more to Europe?

The reformation was about cutting back - and not spending so much on art. The renaissance was about knowing more. The Reformation had a bigger negative impact.

Answer to Is there anyone here that think they will become a millionaire?

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:07:38 -0700

Is there anyone here that think they will become a millionaire?

Yes I will in both land and then again in money, and shortly. I learned to live with nearly nothing as a youth, and now I make a pretty good living.

Answer to If you were stuck in a steel box what would you do?

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:05:26 -0700

If you were stuck in a steel box what would you do?

whatever Can't be as bad as the cubicle I'm in now.

Answer to Does your Church have a large Member... Ship?

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:03:43 -0700

Does your Church have a large Member... Ship?

The television I think has the largest membership - and that is what I pray too.

Answer to What makes you yourself keep going? As in why are you still alive?

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:02:46 -0700

What makes you yourself keep going? As in why are you still alive?

Because fuck God that son of a bitch. If it wasn't for him working against me I'd be fine. I'll live till the end just to spite him and the rest of ya all. Hell, I'll even benefit society - again just so you all know that I'm better then you. Plus living is...

Answer to Who is your favorite artist? (name one person please)

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 23:04:52 -0700

Who is your favorite artist? (name one person please)

Daedalus

Answer to I know this may seem gross and unbelieveably disrespectful - but how do blind people and people without arms go to the toilet - tis just iv'e always woundered how ??

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 01:58:33 -0700

I know this may seem gross and unbelieveably disrespectful - but how do blind people and people without arms go to the toilet - tis just iv'e always woundered how ??

Seems like your wondering about the cleanliness of it: As for blind people I think there are plenty of sight people that only token wipe. The short armed types just have to live with it if they don't have assistance. The disabled types often enemize (they get hosed out) in the morning...

Answer to How long can you hold your bladder?

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 01:51:46 -0700

How long can you hold your bladder?

It depends on how much I drink. As a social problem - I try to make sure those around me drink more then myself - especially if on a trip or visiting someones house - or a business meeting. That way I'm pretty sure I can hold mine longer then everyone else can hold theirs. It takes...

Answer to Do you take a bath or shower everyday?

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 01:44:57 -0700

Do you take a bath or shower everyday?

Every so often - on the weekend or something - I'll skip.

Answer to What is the strangest place you've ever taken a dump? (ex. I couldn't find a toilet so I took a crap in ...)

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 01:41:13 -0700

What is the strangest place you've ever taken a dump? (ex. I couldn't find a toilet so I took a crap in ...)

I had just dropped a girl off after a date - and was I cramping up. So I pulled over but couldn't really find a private area - so I grabbed my extra jacket from the trunk - layed it out on the drivers seat. Pulled my pants down - took a dump on my jacket - wrapped it up pulled my pants up -...

Answer to Why is it that after a bowel movement i ( sometime after one) pass a dollp of poop with some mucus in it? it slops up my underwear,its just a little smudge. i notice this if im moving about.and im totally unawares of it too.

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 01:27:53 -0700

Why is it that after a bowel movement i ( sometime after one) pass a dollp of poop with some mucus in it? it slops up my underwear,its just a little smudge. i notice this if im moving about.and im totally unawares of it too.

Are you eating foods with that fake fat that causes anal leakage? Either way I recommend the lubriderm method - place some lubriderm on the tp square and then you clean up even into your annus - as well as any folds around it or hairs trying to hide dollps. It might be possible that if...

Answer to If u had a girlfriend and u loved her would u ask her to get an abortion??..[the child is urs]

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:21:04 -0700

If u had a girlfriend and u loved her would u ask her to get an abortion??..[the child is urs]

If you met me you would think I'm a averagely healthy a little bit too tall probably man. I'm in pretty good shape now though I would admit I do have some love handles. Growing up though I had a sleugh of problems (severe - real severe - asthma, liver and kidney problems, allergic...

Answer to The new Dollar coins do not have, "In God We Trust" on the faces of the coin as it has always been. What are your thoughts on this?( it will return to the face in 09, new coins have it on the edge)

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:30:54 -0700

The new Dollar coins do not have, "In God We Trust" on the faces of the coin as it has always been. What are your thoughts on this?( it will return to the face in 09, new coins have it on the edge)

I don't usually mind the word God because it is almost meaningless. If it said in "Christ We Trust" now thats F%^&* up. The further away from religion we can get the better. If it said "This is God" that would be better then I could keep "God" in my...

Answer to What is the two-word phrase that is guaranteed to get you horny immediately?

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:30:04 -0700

What is the two-word phrase that is guaranteed to get you horny immediately?

Hafta Pee

Answer to Is anyone on this blog into having sex with wet clothing on crossdressed or otherwise?

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 04:05:52 -0700

Is anyone on this blog into having sex with wet clothing on crossdressed or otherwise?

I'm a women only guy. But I love it when she is wet.

Answer to Do you like direct eye contact during sexual confrontations?

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 04:04:02 -0700

Do you like direct eye contact during sexual confrontations?

I love direct eye contact. It does seem that most others are shy though.

Answer to Do you enjoy golden showers?

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 04:01:21 -0700

Do you enjoy golden showers?

I have - I loved it. She can tell it makes us closer but for the golden shower part I don't think she really cares for it.

Answer to Are u sometimes annoyed of ur fetish?

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 03:57:35 -0700

Are u sometimes annoyed of ur fetish?

At first - but then I came to enjoy my main fetish. I think it came on in part due to trying to subdue temptation - but now it adds to my enjoyment of life. Like some of the others here. Shareing it is hard if not impossible without great care, and that is the most annoying part. ...

Answer to If abortion was illegal, what kind of sentence should an illegal abortion carry?

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 03:42:21 -0700

If abortion was illegal, what kind of sentence should an illegal abortion carry?

Maybe a doctors bill.

Answer to If you were to place a book on atheism in every hotel room (like Gideons Bibles), which book would you choose?

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 03:34:56 -0700

If you were to place a book on atheism in every hotel room (like Gideons Bibles), which book would you choose?

This might not answer your question but, I would like a different random book in every hotel room. I am not comforted at all by boredom. But give me something different and I'll be tempted to enjoy myself. Any of the non-fiction by Colin Wilson (outsider series) as well as anything...

Answer to How do you tell a teacher that don't allow people to use the bathroom during class that your about to piss you pants?

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 01:47:04 -0700

How do you tell a teacher that don't allow people to use the bathroom during class that your about to piss you pants?

You can never convince someone that doesn't want to hear it tha something is going to happen and only rarely that something has happened. You'll never convince her that you are going to piss your pants - but I think you can probably convince her that you have pissed your pants.

Answer to Lets say I'm in school and i ask my teacher to go to the bathroom and the teacher says no, if i pee in my pants can i sue the school?

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 01:43:29 -0700

Lets say I'm in school and i ask my teacher to go to the bathroom and the teacher says no, if i pee in my pants can i sue the school?

Ignoring authority is a part of growing up. Why didn't you leave anyway? If she tied you to your chair or something that might be different - even then suing isn't much fun.

Answer to Explain why a taxcut for the middle and working classes would not be as beneficial as a corporate tax cut and the wealthy?So far the Bush tax cut for the wealthy has not improved the economy. The corporate tax cut would only help those who play the stockm

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 01:14:42 -0700

Explain why a taxcut for the middle and working classes would not be as beneficial as a corporate tax cut and the wealthy?So far the Bush tax cut for the wealthy has not improved the economy. The corporate tax cut would only help those who play the stockm

There is no middle class - your either rich or poor. You can't cut taxes on the poor - they wouldn't no the difference anyway.

Answer to Have you ever peeked at a member of the opposite sex's intimate body parts while they were passed out drunk, asleep etc.

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 01:07:46 -0700

Have you ever peeked at a member of the opposite sex's intimate body parts while they were passed out drunk, asleep etc.

Yes. It had to be done - I don't like surprises the first time. How stuffed is the bra?- Not very important really but interesting. Underware clean and smells nice still - more important. Does she do a good job wipeing and taking care with douche etc? Tatoos? No open wounds? Is the...

Answer to Should we colonize space

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:56:27 -0700

Should we colonize space

We should colonize the planets and other real property that are in space. Space itself should be left for transporation purposes. It will be depressing enough being on what is at first a strange planet let alone just being really nowhere floating around avoiding any realestate. I should...

Answer to I'm involved with someone who is married. How can I tell if they are serious about our relationship and not just in it for sex?

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:23:30 -0700

I'm involved with someone who is married. How can I tell if they are serious about our relationship and not just in it for sex?

if male then he is in it for the sex if femaile then she is in it for the relationship.

Answer to Why does beer make me pee like crazy?

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:21:54 -0700

Why does beer make me pee like crazy?

Its a karmic thing - the person enjoying himslef or herself the most - then has to pee the most by ten-fold- so as to not disrupt the universe.

Answer to Would you date a stripper and attempt to have a serious relationship?

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:19:03 -0700

Would you date a stripper and attempt to have a serious relationship?

I did - well we were married first - then she said "I always thought about being a stripper" - and I said "why not" - so I took her to strip bar and she asked for a chance and they gave it to her. She was a stipper for about a year when she was then fired for making more...

Answer to Okay..I have the windpants fetish! How can I cure it? I mean I put them on and I am turned on! If someone says, types or in anway makes me see or hear the words "sexy windypants!" I get turned on even more!! Is there a way to cure this?

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:14:05 -0700

Okay..I have the windpants fetish! How can I cure it? I mean I put them on and I am turned on! If someone says, types or in anway makes me see or hear the words "sexy windypants!" I get turned on even more!! Is there a way to cure this?

I prefer a girl in wet sexy windypants - they really do swish as she walks then - and they are shiny.

Answer to For US ABers, would it worry you if you found out you had black ancestry?

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:54:12 -0700

For US ABers, would it worry you if you found out you had black ancestry?

I am a blue eyed blond haired mut. I was raised alongside a black girl hwo had white parents and brothers ( it was really very similiar to the pretend different strokes situation) It was late into middle school before I realized that wasn't natural and that it upset people. As it...

Answer to If there was a transient with bionic parts, would it be appropriate to address him as RoboHobo?

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:32:01 -0700

If there was a transient with bionic parts, would it be appropriate to address him as RoboHobo?

As I understand it A Hobo travels to work ( he does work now and then) A Vagabond travels and doesn't work. And a Bum doesn't do either. It might depend - He could be a RoboVagabond or a RoboBum if he is not transientioning. But if they were to bother putting in bionics...

Answer to Do you ever give the neighbors something to talk about?

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:24:41 -0700

Do you ever give the neighbors something to talk about?

Wifes as stripper. I'm a mad genius(that is how I make my living.) Like to have kinky pee sex in the back yard. Drink too much. Leave my front office light on all night just so they think I don't sleep. I also make sure my lawn is greener then anyone elses.

Answer to Do you ever have the urge to talk to your thumb?

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:21:02 -0700

Do you ever have the urge to talk to your thumb?

I need to dress it up first. sometimes my thumb makes it into her first in which case I have so ask him it was as good for mythumb as it was for stanley. Was it ok? Its ok.

Answer to Does it turn you on for a girl that has to pee badly asks you were a bathroom is you take her the wrong way than she pees her TIGHT JEANS and i did not mean to take her the wrong way

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:16:52 -0700

Does it turn you on for a girl that has to pee badly asks you were a bathroom is you take her the wrong way than she pees her TIGHT JEANS and i did not mean to take her the wrong way

Yes one of the greatest turnons.