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Should you wear a Bra with a Straitjacket?
I would of figured diaper - but a bra is ok as long as it is lacey and not a sports pra.
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Have you ever experienced a woman urinating during intercourse?
there is nothing better
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Are golden showers and water sports the same thing? If not what is the difference?
Water sports can be anything involving pee.
see www.wetset.net
personally I love it when a gal exercises her kegel muscles while we are doing it. - The warmth if she had a full bladder is wonderful. I'm not sure if this is a golden shower either or just a golden experience.
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Do you ever have to pee so bad you do the pee-pee dance?
I'd whip it out first.
But I did see a girlI knew a few year ago wet her pants.
It was kind of funny I just happened to run into her - I knw her from years ago. She was bending her knees abit - I suspected something was up and then as we are talking I see her pants getting wet.
It was odd - she stopped moving around so much afterwards.
Funny thing to watch someone piss...
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If you saw a young person in there 20's in public and thay were wearing a diaper and the top was sticking out of there pants bad are you could just see it obvieous. What would you think about them AND would you tell it was like that?
If it was a cute gal - I might try to pick up on her - I'm into it whether or not other people are.
Otherwise I wouldn't care - did have a friend in HS who had spinabifida and so had to wear diapers - funny thing - he was actually pretty good with the girls - at least at first - I know he bedded a few even in HS.
I know as a fact from one gal that he ended up pssng on her - I...
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Have you ever wore diapers as a adult ever?
I had her wear diapers with a slit so I could have my way with her without the mess.
We were 20+ yrs old
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Have you ever wet your pants while driveing?
I was with a gal once who wet herself as the passenger. I had taken her skiing and the chair lift was stuck for awhile soo she had her accident and then didn't want to mention it. She took of he ski pants and said it was sweat - then on the ride home which was few hours she said she didn't want to pull over for a bite because it looked like she had wet her pants.
The funny thing...
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Ladies, do you like it when your man smells your panties? Give your thought on this.
I smell her panties - lets me pretict her mood, and where she has been etc. Whether she likes it or not - doesn't matter that much.
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What's the point in having brand name underwear? Does anyone really care?
If you were to get hit by a bus the expensive underwear would offset the judgments about it being dirty.
But for reals, the brand name underwear means that someone else is going to see it. Fruit of the looms means I got you drunk enough and that you don't mean it (end result is similiar though).
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Girls what's your technique for when you have to pee in the woods?
I bought a funnel thingy for my gal - seems to work ok.
Although I kind of liked the damp undies from her attempts. It seemed so naughty.
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What if this girl has to pee? See photo.
If she has to pee then her hands would be closer to her crotch. She would have a more self abosrbed expression - probably a look of worry.
It is possible that shes a nutty one and thinks she will actually blast off when she pisses but I don't really think thats the case. I think she is just showing off when the picture was taken.
It would be interesting if it is a water proof suit...
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How many times are you guilty of making a stranger cry?
Quite a few now that I thought about it.
There have been a few funeral - note mine of coarse - but talking at them.
There have been many jokes that have made strangers cry - but I think that was positive.
I was turse with a gal a few years ago because she couldn't find hotcakes on the cash register ( I was improvising a breakfast with another gal who was still asleep in my bed) -...
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Why am i so bad at conversating with people?
Because most people are boring robots who don't want to conversate.
I think thats the most likely answer.
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What color eyes, skin, and hair would you prefer on a partner?
If I had my choice - I'd like purple skin. The eyes I just want them bright. I do really like blonde on top and darker hair below.
Mostly I'd like an upbeat attitude.
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Why is it so hard to want to go to sleep at night?
There are two things in life that I make a point of not enjoying - just so I know I'm alive.
Going to bed at night.
and
Getting up in the morning.
(from some book I read years ago plus or minus a few words and some puncuation)
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Are you ripe?
properly fermented.
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I rarely read but I do want to start, what is one book you KNOW I will not get bored with?
Maybe go to a bookstore and just open a few in the middle - if the you read a sentence thats interesting then go with it - if you don't then so be it.
If I could make a recommendation it wouldd be Notes from the Underground by Doestevsky thats one on the better books about being boring.
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What IS the oldest excuse in the book?
The first excuse is oldest and the last exuse in the book is the newist.
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Do you think that women should be allowed to go shirtless like men?
Yes,
Discrimnation should be eliminated all together -especially when it is legal descrimination.
That being said I think women should be allowed to go without bottoms - but men should have to wear pants.
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Has free market capitalism failed?
It is as good as it ever was. Its great from a distance and if your on top. It sucks if your on the bottom.
Same goes for all isms it seems.
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If your child was on drugs but your friends child was successful, would you be bitter?
Who the F cares about my friends kid. Its about mine. I wouldn't be bitter, but I would life up to my expectations as a parent.
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This is a question for the guys out there... Do you prefer a super skinny girl or do you like the curves?
I like them both.
Its wit that matters.
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I'm going to break into your house and rob you blind, how are you going to stop me?
I have a couple of guns and all that. Mostly because I'm too lazy to sell them.
First of all your are not going to rob me blind.
Second if I find you breaking into my house I will drop you using my force-leverage move. Then if your cute I will take advantage of you.
Cute or not eventually you end up under my basement floor, or perhaps my neibors being that I hae already dug a...
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The cake was for after dinner, you didn't eat any did you?
I didn't eat any before or after dinner
Atkins
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Are you one of those people that has a full on conversation with animals?
Allergic to dogs and cats and all that.
I feed the squirls and they yell at me when they are out of food - as if they deserve it and I am supposed to feed them.
Still I give in usually.
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What is your most embarrassing sexual act?
My girlfriend had back surgery - I ended up having to wipe her ass for her - I gaged a little but over all it was a turn on.
Other then that - I had to give her an enema - then I f@#$ her while she held it in, constipation was due to pain killers.
she is hot so you know.
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How long could you survive on what you have in the house right now?
If I had a larger family I could survive much longer. I don't really think I could eat the misses.
There is water in the toilet. so a few months. My kidneys would be shot though.
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Ever feel like everyone hates you?
They don't hate me. They are jealous.
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How do you react to people who tell the end of the movie/book and spoil it for you?
I thank them.
If it ruins the movie/book then it wasn't that good of a movie/book to start out with.
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Do you agree with the statement "Mother knows best?"
Ive always done best by doing the opposite of what my mother suggests.
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Do you feel more functional most of the time or dysfunctional?
I am so funtional and worthwhile that I am dysfunctional because ones has to be to be this productive.
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How would you feel about postponing the election for 3 days for Barrack to deal with the recent death of his grandmother?
I feel bad for him. He actually made something of himself and his childhood mother and grandmother who put an effort into him didn't get to see him become the most important man in America and maybe the world.
Sometimes work helps one through the grieving though. I think he is strong enough to win and enjoy it, besides he should feel good that the rest of us need him to win.
He is...
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If I touch mercury, will I die?
Your going to die.
It is just whether you die a madd hatter who sees dissapearing cats who riddle at you that matters.
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Am I the only guy who will never date a strict religious woman?
I will never go on a second date with her. First date and homeplate thats ok, thank the lord.
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Does a man feel less secure and thus less happier if he was having a relationship with a very beautiful woman? And does a man get annoyed if other men look at his beautiful woman while having a drink or something?
My wife wanted to try her hand a stripping. I said why the hell not - they look at you anyway - might as well pay me for it.
It worked out wll form me. No annoyance only alittle sympathy for those other men buying drinks and paying me for looksies at her.
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What are some facts about sex?
the aliens regret trying it with us.
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What is the strangest object you have ever masturbated with
My girlfriends vibrator while she was in the can.
Just to see.
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Anyone wanna talk dirty?
Nothing I like better then a role in the mud with a blonde in dirty underwear.
enema up to the discussion.
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How dirty can you get?
Dared her to drink a bottle of prune juice. then after dinner I died her up and had my way with her even as she moaned, you need to untie me I have to go now.
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I'm an Atheist. Can anybody proove that what I believe is wrong?
Not a problem - I don't believe in you either.
hell seriously congradulations.
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What solves problems better? Teaching a lesson to someone or taking a lesson from that person?
I taught my little brother algebra, both of us ended up brilliant math types. I was about 15 yrs old.
Teaching causes one to learn more.
The problem is always understanding and teaching forces one to understand.
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Have you ever faked sleeping?
Last time was when I was nibling on my mothers tit.
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In your opinion, what/who do you think god is?( or what it stands for) (example- a higher power.) you can elaborate if you want to ..
The rest is his/hers fault.
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What are your feelings when you hear the candidates tell us we're all in a sacrifice position together?
The only thing that stops me from retiring is health care.
My house if paid off, both rather new vehicles are paid off etc etcm and I am quite young. I have more then 250k in savings but with a little asmtha and the wife having a little arthritis and lupus its all gone in year wo working for the health insurance.
I started with nothing - parents did not help what so ever, in fact they...
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I'm curious about scat & wondered if it was just trick photography & chocolate, but is it?
Scat is real.
That is why I always keep a dish of those sugar free candies in my place. It makes for funner dates.
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Have you had a wet dream?
Yes.
The first one was that I was walking her to class, and taht she told me she needed to pee but the bell was about to ring. Suddenly I'm awake and puddling.
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Has a kiss ever caused you to wet yourself?
The evening was so beautiful, the warmth of her gaze as we held hands sent chills
up and down my spine so many times there was a touch of a fever building, starting in my heart.
When I looked into her eyes there was the glow that radiated into a pure feeling of anticipation on my part, and I think I felt the love and respect from her.
Its such a little thing, to have to pee. With such...
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Are you brave enough to post one private thing about yourself in this question?
Not in the question but in the answer. I think everything I share here although public once shared was private beforehand.
I don't like heights.
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You dont believe in God but one day he suddenly appears at your doorstep to ask why. Would you believe then?
Still wouldn't trust him because I already know he is a lieing son of a @#%. Some things you know on faith.
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You are walking down the street and you see a $100 bill on the sidewalk. You reach down and pick it up. At that moment, a person walks up to you and says, "Excuse me but that's mine. I just dropped it". What would you do?
Fo a hundered dollar bill - I tear it in half and give one part to the person.
If its $100 billion then I kill the mention person by tearing him in half.
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Why do some people get their anus bleached?
The bleaching is ok - but why arn't they dressing their annus up. Why not tatoo welcome stranger or something like that?
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Whats the difference between a pitbull and Sarah palin?
Palin - pitbull = pig with a lipstick remainder
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Do evolution and bible go hand in hand? Please check out my additional details.
Evolution is about change.
The bible changes just as much as anything else. Interpretation of it changes even more.
Religion, thats just an excuse for fighting or justifying changes in opinion without having to argue sensibly anyway. It was one of the great evolutionary tricks wher people thought they could survive by hiding behind it - like buring your head in sand, or pretending to...
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If you were suffering from a mental illness, do you think your family would take the steps to get professional help for you?
I'f absolutly sure they would and at any weak moment. But I'm not suffering from a mental illness.
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If a round of drinks were on me, what would you be having?
I'd be having all the gals in the room drunk and desperate for a pee.
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Whats the worst/embarrasing thing you've ever worn?
I wore a semi-chubby gal in highschool just to annoy my parents.
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If a round of drinks were on me, what would you be having?
vesper lynn
and a round of the women over there.
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Do you hold a secret that nobody knows?c'mon you can tell us.no one will find out.
I love it when women piss themselves.
I also am an exellent good engineer and the U.S. depends on me. Without me the whole nation goes down the shitter.
Iteresting - but if the moralists could do fractions they might appreciate it and also see it coming.
None the less - its a secret so don't share or comment.
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What's your most evil thought?
I would like to tie God up and fuck her as she (Yes God is a She - I'm hetero) wets and shits herself being so damned in ah of me,
well you asked.
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Other than money, what one thing would have the most effect on your life?
get rid of the asthma an allergies. As for the missies she has arthritis and lupus.
I'm tied to society through medicine. Sure I benefit ther rest of you in order to cover expenses(and I do) but if my survival was free it would benefit me and I'd be done with society.
To hell with the rest of you freeloaders.
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At what point in your life did you decide to give up on organized religion?
Around 22.
I had read and read and read. Then I decided that if there is a God I don't care. My problems, all health, are not meant to be cast apon me simply so others can maybe if they feel like it help out a little so they can go to heaven.
Now I am better off as far as health goes. Best thing I ever did is get rid of organized religion from my being.
By the way - religion...
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I was traveling recently and no matter which route I took, it was "under construction". Why do they tear up 50 streets at one time. Why not repair 1 & then move on? always wondered about this. anyone have any ideas?
Money is always released all at once after bonds are issued. Plans are always issued and permits permitting based on when money was released. Construction must be completed before the deadline or money is lost or forfieted.
Plus there are seasonal reasons sometimes
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Anyone notice that when you are in a hurry (bathroom need), you catch every red light and EVERY slow driver in town? do you think they know that you have an "emergency" & so they just want to screw with you? (humor welcome)
I took a girlfriend out on my birthday - As it happened she ended up needing to go.
I hit every red light and every slow driver. She was mad at me - how come you always choose the wrong way whenever I have to go she said.
Then she shat herself, tearfully.
I thought she took the whole thing to seriously, after she was cleaned up I still wanted birthday sex. Its good to know that is...
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If a guy pulls out and the condom is still in the girl when hes comepletely out of her what the chances of getting pregant?
He was a zero percent chance of getting pregant.
She is more like 50/50.
Either way he has a 10percent chance of getting laid by her again because he is both small and sloppy.
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Do women admit to being perverted? or is it just the men who are honest?
With women perversion is honesty.
With men perversion is hidden.
Maybe honesty is hidden.
Maybe I like legs and tits and piss. Maybe I'm just honest - maybe I'm honest like a pervert.
Then again I'm a man so I don't understand honesty, nor women really.
Women only like men who claim they don't understand women. Thats got to be perverted.
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Is Sympathy For The Devil or from the Devil?
Modern day christian repulbicans don't have sympathy for anyone - nor are they very intelligent.
I think your answer is in their somewhere.
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Did the Renaissance or Reformation have a greater impact on /contribute more to Europe?
The reformation was about cutting back - and not spending so much on art.
The renaissance was about knowing more.
The Reformation had a bigger negative impact.
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Is there anyone here that think they will become a millionaire?
Yes I will in both land and then again in money, and shortly.
I learned to live with nearly nothing as a youth, and now I make a pretty good living.
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If you were stuck in a steel box what would you do?
whatever
Can't be as bad as the cubicle I'm in now.
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Does your Church have a large Member... Ship?
The television I think has the largest membership - and that is what I pray too.
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What makes you yourself keep going? As in why are you still alive?
Because fuck God that son of a bitch. If it wasn't for him working against me I'd be fine.
I'll live till the end just to spite him and the rest of ya all. Hell, I'll even benefit society - again just so you all know that I'm better then you.
Plus living is typically fun.
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Who is your favorite artist? (name one person please)
Daedalus
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I know this may seem gross and unbelieveably disrespectful - but how do blind people and people without arms go to the toilet - tis just iv'e always woundered how ??
Seems like your wondering about the cleanliness of it:
As for blind people I think there are plenty of sight people that only token wipe.
The short armed types just have to live with it if they don't have assistance. The disabled types often enemize (they get hosed out) in the morning with assistance and then eat with care.
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How long can you hold your bladder?
It depends on how much I drink.
As a social problem - I try to make sure those around me drink more then myself - especially if on a trip or visiting someones house - or a business meeting.
That way I'm pretty sure I can hold mine longer then everyone else can hold theirs. It takes some premptive thinking but overall its less stressful for me.
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Do you take a bath or shower everyday?
Every so often - on the weekend or something - I'll skip.
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What is the strangest place you've ever taken a dump? (ex. I couldn't find a toilet so I took a crap in ...)
I had just dropped a girl off after a date - and was I cramping up. So I pulled over but couldn't really find a private area - so I grabbed my extra jacket from the trunk - layed it out on the drivers seat. Pulled my pants down - took a dump on my jacket - wrapped it up pulled my pants up - and drove home.
I tried to be neat about it but still there was quite abit of cleanup to do.
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Why is it that after a bowel movement i ( sometime after one) pass a dollp of poop with some mucus in it? it slops up my underwear,its just a little smudge. i notice this if im moving about.and im totally unawares of it too.
Are you eating foods with that fake fat that causes anal leakage?
Either way
I recommend the lubriderm method - place some lubriderm on the tp square and then you clean up even into your annus - as well as any folds around it or hairs trying to hide dollps.
It might be possible that if you don't notice yourself passing that you arn't your just missing it.
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If u had a girlfriend and u loved her would u ask her to get an abortion??..[the child is urs]
If you met me you would think I'm a averagely healthy a little bit too tall probably man. I'm in pretty good shape now though I would admit I do have some love handles.
Growing up though I had a sleugh of problems (severe - real severe - asthma, liver and kidney problems, allergic to everything, and some other genetic disorders with my internal organs out of place) then there are...
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The new Dollar coins do not have, "In God We Trust" on the faces of the coin as it has always been. What are your thoughts on this?( it will return to the face in 09, new coins have it on the edge)
I don't usually mind the word God because it is almost meaningless. If it said in "Christ We Trust" now thats F%^&* up.
The further away from religion we can get the better.
If it said "This is God" that would be better then I could keep "God" in my pocket.
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What is the two-word phrase that is guaranteed to get you horny immediately?
Hafta Pee
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Is anyone on this blog into having sex with wet clothing on crossdressed or otherwise?
I'm a women only guy. But I love it when she is wet.
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Do you like direct eye contact during sexual confrontations?
I love direct eye contact. It does seem that most others are shy though.
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Do you enjoy golden showers?
I have - I loved it. She can tell it makes us closer but for the golden shower part I don't think she really cares for it.
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Are u sometimes annoyed of ur fetish?
At first - but then I came to enjoy my main fetish.
I think it came on in part due to trying to subdue temptation - but now it adds to my enjoyment of life.
Like some of the others here. Shareing it is hard if not impossible without great care, and that is the most annoying part.
I've found that using the work kink in lieu of fetish helps with my GF when it comes to requests but...
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If abortion was illegal, what kind of sentence should an illegal abortion carry?
Maybe a doctors bill.
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If you were to place a book on atheism in every hotel room (like Gideons Bibles), which book would you choose?
This might not answer your question but,
I would like a different random book in every hotel room. I am not comforted at all by boredom. But give me something different and I'll be tempted to enjoy myself.
Any of the non-fiction by Colin Wilson (outsider series) as well as anything by and Nietzsche or Camus etc. Kierkegaard is ok even if a believer. It is all almost as depresing...
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How do you tell a teacher that don't allow people to use the bathroom during class that your about to piss you pants?
You can never convince someone that doesn't want to hear it tha something is going to happen and only rarely that something has happened.
You'll never convince her that you are going to piss your pants - but I think you can probably convince her that you have pissed your pants.
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Lets say I'm in school and i ask my teacher to go to the bathroom and the teacher says no, if i pee in my pants can i sue the school?
Ignoring authority is a part of growing up. Why didn't you leave anyway?
If she tied you to your chair or something that might be different - even then suing isn't much fun.
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Explain why a taxcut for the middle and working classes would not be as beneficial as a corporate tax cut and the wealthy?So far the Bush tax cut for the wealthy has not improved the economy. The corporate tax cut would only help those who play the stockm
There is no middle class - your either rich or poor. You can't cut taxes on the poor - they wouldn't no the difference anyway.
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Have you ever peeked at a member of the opposite sex's intimate body parts while they were passed out drunk, asleep etc.
Yes. It had to be done - I don't like surprises the first time. How stuffed is the bra?- Not very important really but interesting. Underware clean and smells nice still - more important. Does she do a good job wipeing and taking care with douche etc? Tatoos? No open wounds? Is the vagina a nice tight package or is it all lippy?
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Should we colonize space
We should colonize the planets and other real property that are in space. Space itself should be left for transporation purposes.
It will be depressing enough being on what is at first a strange planet let alone just being really nowhere floating around avoiding any realestate.
I should let you know that I have no intention personally of colonizing space so its up to your - I will help...
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I'm involved with someone who is married. How can I tell if they are serious about our relationship and not just in it for sex?
if male then he is in it for the sex
if femaile then she is in it for the relationship.
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Why does beer make me pee like crazy?
Its a karmic thing - the person enjoying himslef or herself the most - then has to pee the most by ten-fold- so as to not disrupt the universe.
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Would you date a stripper and attempt to have a serious relationship?
I did - well we were married first - then she said "I always thought about being a stripper" - and I said "why not" - so I took her to strip bar and she asked for a chance and they gave it to her.
She was a stipper for about a year when she was then fired for making more money then the house (its not allowed)
It was fun - the drawback is that now anything she does is...
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Okay..I have the windpants fetish! How can I cure it? I mean I put them on and I am turned on! If someone says, types or in anway makes me see or hear the words "sexy windypants!" I get turned on even more!! Is there a way to cure this?
I prefer a girl in wet sexy windypants - they really do swish as she walks then - and they are shiny.
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For US ABers, would it worry you if you found out you had black ancestry?
I am a blue eyed blond haired mut.
I was raised alongside a black girl hwo had white parents and brothers ( it was really very similiar to the pretend different strokes situation)
It was late into middle school before I realized that wasn't natural and that it upset people.
As it turns out I am part Black (not for the right reasons - ancesters owned slaves), part Sioux, and part...
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If there was a transient with bionic parts, would it be appropriate to address him as RoboHobo?
As I understand it
A Hobo travels to work ( he does work now and then)
A Vagabond travels and doesn't work.
And a Bum doesn't do either.
It might depend - He could be a RoboVagabond or a RoboBum if he is not transientioning.
But if they were to bother putting in bionics then he probably is a robohobo.
Don't tease him with what to you get when you cross a...
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Do you ever give the neighbors something to talk about?
Wifes as stripper. I'm a mad genius(that is how I make my living.)
Like to have kinky pee sex in the back yard.
Drink too much.
Leave my front office light on all night just so they think I don't sleep.
I also make sure my lawn is greener then anyone elses.
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Do you ever have the urge to talk to your thumb?
I need to dress it up first.
sometimes my thumb makes it into her first in which case I have so ask him it was as good for mythumb as it was for stanley.
Was it ok?
Its ok.
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Does it turn you on for a girl that has to pee badly asks you were a bathroom is you take her the wrong way than she pees her TIGHT JEANS and i did not mean to take her the wrong way
Yes one of the greatest turnons.
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How clean would an anus have to be before you would lick it?
Depends on the gal.
I clean gal with a dirty anus is still a turnon.
If she will let me - I don't mind cleaning myself before licking - I think that should be more acceptable then it is.
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My gf has wet the bed a few times and I dont know what to do. I dont want to embarass her any more or make her feel bad. should I get rubber sheets or plastic pants for her to wear to bed ? or somthing else
Just let her know it turns u on.
I had my first adult relationship type girlfriend sit on my lap and pee her jeans before we did it. She told me that she had never felt closer.
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If you have a uncontrolable actident say you wet you pants are wet the bed. What is your first reaction?
I'm wearing black - it should go mostly unnoticed.
Mattress has an allergy cover waterproof - small amount of cleanup only.
I'd enjoy it. I am who I am and f#$% anyone who can't understand.
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Honestly, have you ever gotten stuck in traffic and ended up peeing your pants?
I was stuck in traffic and tried to pee in a bottle and got it all over myself - luckily I was wearing black jeans.
I was in traffic with a gal once and she wet herself. I didn't say anything - we just pretented like it wasn't happening and didn't happen. (leather seats and a spare blanket for such occasions)
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What does it mean when someone wants you to pee on them after sex?
It means they want to have another round.
Youve passed.
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Anyone into pee during sex or as it's own sex fetish?
I love it when she pees.
I have bought depends and put a slight in them so that I she can piss while I am inside without too much of a mess.
Deperation is my favorite though. Peeing in jeans or on me right before.
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Have you ever kissed a bare butt?
Kissed, licked and etc. When shes hot its heavenly.
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Do you ever get a itchy butt?
I keep a little bottle of Lubriderm and Benedril ointment with me so that when I wipe I get really clean and then also no allergies.
So at one time yes I did, but now I don't ever get an itchy butt.
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When you walk down the street why do people in cars stare at you?
Some people I think have never been out of their cars. Walking is the same as seeing someone flyby - how can you help but look.
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When you walk down the street, do you normally smile and say Good Morning or Afternoon?
Always head up. I often smile -I never laugh. I knodd. I don't care much for the Hi's with strangers but will participate. Sometimes I wink. its fun.
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Be Honest (you are anonymous)-When is the last time you had a pants wetting accident?
Last year I was staining my fence in 90 degree weather - at first though some beers would be nice - then I added a little vodlka.
Next thing I knew I woke up on the kitchen floor in wet pants.
Guess the heat got to me - bladder then gave way.
It was a stupid thing to do.
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Whats one thing that you wish wasnt a part of your life?
Wifes family. and My family (parents etc.)
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Have you ever pooped at work / school? (we were having a convo about why there was nothing wrong w/it at work today, just wondering what you guys think...)
I bring a little spray bottle with alcohol and spray down the stall toilet - then I'm fine.
My highschool didn't have stall doors - so that was rough - the two times I had to use the stall I needed to be quick about it.
The lack of doors was because of vandalism supposedly but I think the vice-principal was just a pervert.
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Have a 13 year old that thinks its acceptable to walk around smelling to high heaven. We aren't talking about normal body odor, obviously not knowing how to wipe yourself after using the bathroom. How do you teach someone this old? lol.
I have a pretty sensitive nose - I think moreso then other people. And I hate feeling dirty.
To be able to stand myself I started wipeing after with hand lotion (vaseline intensive care or lubriderm) it makes it easier to clean and more thorough -as good as soap and water. I carry a little bottle with me usually even.
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If someone is really smelly and doesn't even know it would you tell them?
Nah,
I think there are plenty of other people willing to do it.
I would probably tell this someone that they have a nice smile.
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I just got offered a job in Omaha Nebraska. Has anyone been there and can you offer any reason to move from Seattle to Omaha? Not against the state, I've never been there.
I'm originally from Seattle area - grew up in olympia. I took a job out here (8 years ago)- I love it in many ways.
Overall its an easier life - (there is the snow in the winter but there is much less traffic). Also it is sunny more often - even in the winter.
Biggest problem is that everyone is friendly, a little nosey and not very good at political conversation. Life is just too...
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While I was talking to a girl I liked, I wet my pants and then ran away. It was embarassing. What should I do now?
maybe she was into it. Next time tell her its her turn.
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As a teen are adult have you ever actidently wet your pants in publicand what happen?
if its a worry buy black pants so it won't show so much. then its almost fun becuase you'll get away with it
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What do you do when youre in school and you really have to pee and the teacher wont let you?
School is about learning - and one of the great lessons is to be assertive for your own rights even if that means disobeying somebody's rules.
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Before going out, do you use the bathroom even if you don't feel the need to?
Yes,
my parenst where A-holes and always made me wait once we left the house.
So now even @ 36 I can't leave without going first. Pavlov effect.
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Have you ever peed your pants on purpose?
Yes,
I was bored on night and so I drank lots of drinks and pissed every dirty set of pants I had over a period of a few hours - just to see if there were types of pants or positions where thought I could get away with it.
I have since slowly changed my wardrobe - darker colors - more breathable fabrics for working outside etc. Just in case.
I have since pissed myself everyso often...
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Ever had to go to the bathroom and do a #2 so bad that you just went outside for fear that you would go in your pants? ever gone #2 in your pants?
I have gone #2 outside - just to see ahead of time how easy it was and if there could be improvments to position etc - just in case it was needed in the future. Practice makes perfect.
One time I went while in the car. I am almost absolutely sure my girlfriend at the time put a laxitive in some brownies she made. (she wanted me to try them - but didn't herself - She seemed overly...
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You are trapped in a cell with youre hands and tied behind your back and you really have to pee what do you do?
I assume I cant get my hands over my legs to unzipp or pull my pants down- (just handcuffs and I would be able to- even from behind I might be able to pull my pants down)
I most important thing then is to control damage- If I'm going to be there awhile I don't want to rash up.
Even as a man - squatting helps - it doesn't run down the legs and into to shoes. So I would...
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How often do you pee outside?
I have always either jogged or gone on long walks or hikes whenever possible for exercise.
I'll pee outside probably on average about once every two weeks - there will be periods where its an everyday occurence.
I'm not going to be confined or worried over that.
Funny thing though - I have been with a few walking and jogging partners that have pissed themselves rather then...
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Lupus anyone?
Wife has Lupus:
I am surfing tonight trying to find a no rx pharmacy online that will ship vicodin or lortab (as backup for arthritis flares - peace of mind dosage only just so shes not completely dependent on begging her physicians) as well as marinol as an attempt for the nausea from methotrexate treatments.
anyone knows of a place(s) email me at pro_the@hotmail.com - it would be...
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How to make a girl pee her pants?
Look her in the eyes,
hold her hands and say,
"I want you to try holding it until the fun stops"
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I feel like I am peeing when I orgasim. Is that normal.
If your a girl - and it helps - nothing feels better then when she pees or tries too.
kiegal muscles- ohh wow.
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Can you sum up how you felt about your Saturday in one word?
compassionate
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I just caught by boyfriend of 2 yrs in bed with my younger sister, any reason to not to just kill myself?
really
who cares
I live because God can fuck himself.
Your boyfriend is nothing.
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If you were the last human alive, where would you chose to live?
I would slowly make my way south.
best place without people is a warm beach.
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Today marks the 9th anniversary of my daughters death. (Hit by drunk driver while riding bike) she would have been 13 on august 31st. Is it wierd that I still think about her all the time even though I have a wonderful daughter? (Not around her)
When I was 14 I lost a friend (girl) in an auto accident - Mother was stoned at least and driving.
Damned if she doesn't pop in my mind all the time even now - 20+ years later.
When life is good especially - she will pop into my head - I think cause I wish she could of experienced these great parts of life also.
anyway its not weird at all.
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"The Lord works in mysterious ways." What mysterious ways?
AS far as I can tell - The lord doesn't work at all.
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What is the coldest place on Earth that is not within the polar regions?
Some scientists lab cooler where she/he is trying to reach absolute zero for the cause of superconductors.
This is only temporary of coarse - soon the lab will be on mars. Then negative zero will be reached. So it goes.
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On the Kinsey scale, 1 being exclusively heterosexual and 6 being exclusively homosexual, what rating would you say you were?
0.75 - I'm exculsively Hetero - with a few kinks and some standards.
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After meeting someone and going out on dates etc. How long would you wait before doing anything more than kissing?
I won't do more then kiss until I am able to keep her at bay having fun etc long enough for her to wet her pants.
I girl willing to wet herself for the sake of fun and adventure is worth going to the next base with. One who isn't - well isn't
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Do you think communism is dangerous? and why?
I think paranoia from idealism is dangerous.
Communism is just an idea.
Capitalism is also just an idea.
The belief in either can lead to torturous evils.
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Would your girlfriend or wife let you OWN a strip club..even if you weren't involved in the day to day operations of running the club, just a silent owner? Or you ladies let your man do so?
Yes,
dabbled in management - she dabbled in striping.
Turns out there is a bit a of the mofia moral anyway
One can only be so successful without a fight.
I went back to my day job - and she went back to school.
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Have you been cured by homeopathic medical treatments? Examples?
Everyso often I loose sanity and try one.
All of a sudden I go "WTF this has to be Bullsht" and the sanity returns.
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Is there anything you can't find on the internet? What is it?
The underground library - moved many times before and since alexandria.
Then again maybe its just gone.
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If you suspect your ex cheated on you and she denied it and won't talk about it, can you/should you be friends after?
Sure: be friends - friends is using also. Why not just keep her around for company?
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After my abortion i couldn't face my b/f so i stayed w/ my mom. When i came back home i found out that there was a girl that stayed over night with my b/f..he says there was nothing going on.i heard diff. from my neighbor. I found her shirt!what do i do?
accept you did the right thing.
life is full of hard decisions.
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How can you approach a girl in a bar?
knowing I'm the best.
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Honest question: When someone says they pray for something to happen, they say say they are "talking to "god"". Well if "god" isn't in their mind, of human form, how can they speak to "him", as speaking and having a voice is of human nature?
There are three way's of handling the fact the univese doesn't care:
One ignore it, and pretend it hasn't happened and that you can talk to it.
The other accept it and go on. Doing what you can.
Third is rebel.
Most choose the first - personally I choose the second - many choose the third
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Honest question: When someone says they pray for something to happen, they say say they are "talking to "god"". Well if "god" isn't in their mind, of human form, how can they speak to "him", as speaking and having a voice is of human nature?
There are three way's of handling the fact the univese doesn't care:
One ignore it, and pretend it hasn't happened and that you can talk to it.
The other accept it and go on. Doing what you can.
Third is rebel.
Most choose the first - personally I choose the second - many choose the thirs
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Non gay men: if there was a gun pointed to your head at you HAD to have sex with another male, who would it be?
Cyndi Crawford = still not convinced.
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Have you ever used the term "Oh My Science!"?
Oh my fkng science
Knew I could prove it was god's fault.
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What was the best excuse you made up for not going somewhere?
I'm and adult and I don't have to do anything I don't want too.
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Why has sex become such a hot topic in culture? I don't mean this lightly.To me sex is just a natural biological function like sleeping, eating,breathing...so why is so much emphasis placed on the morality of it? Why does sex have a moral stigma attached?
Its a hot topic but not just a recent hot topic.
People like drama: I'm not sure why.
Perhaps its not the sex they are concerned with - but the justification for personal perversion that they are conerned with : love of voyerism, violence, lieing and secrets.
Sex is sex until you get equoli from it.
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My boyfriend calls me names like bitch,slut,whore,ugly,fat,skank,smelly,tramp,etc.But he says that he is just joking and he doesnt mean it.Well I dont take it as a joke,and I take very seriously.Do you think that Im overreacting?Would you take it as joke?
Just leave, you don't want to be with someone with that kind of past.
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My boyfriend calls me names like bitch,slut,whore,ugly,fat,skank,smelly,tramp,etc.But he says that he is just joking and he doesnt mean it.Well I dont take it as a joke,and I take very seriously.Do you think that Im overreacting?Would you take it as joke?
Just leave, you don't want to be with someone with that kind of past.
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How do you catch a cheater?
Change in behavior.
Personally I'd let the cheater go unless attached.
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What is your number one turn on?
The wiggle of a girl desperate. The undies damp at first then dripping.
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Do any scientifically conducted studies by reputable organizations/individuals support or prove that discipline cannot be effective without physical punishment (hitting)? If so, which ones (provide citation), and what do they show?
I'll give you a study - Herodutus: see the 300 at the movies?
Sparta still fell.
Quoting a study or history doesn't make it right.
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Was the Big Bad Wolf a furvert? he followed Little Red Riding Hood around, i think he was a pedophile.
he liked veal.
Couse by your statment that would mean he likes feal - thats perverted.
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I hate walking on egg shells do you?
I usually step over them.
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Is it fair for a college professor who is teaching religion to stand up infront of the class and state without facts that your belief is a bunch of hogwash?
Same thing I do in church when I've gone: bit my tongue and put up with the ulcerous gas - because thats better then the noose.
Debate in private if able.
Sheep will take you over the cliff with them - cause they are stupid.
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Besides religion, what are some other reasons to wait until marriage to have sex?
Because the TV tells you too.
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Why would a guy who is a womanizer and could have any woman he wanted to be interested in a quiet, shy girl who is still a virgin? Especially if he has woman throwing themselves at him on a daily basis?
Men - at a certain point don't just want conquest - they want conquest that appreciates and understands the efforts.
The local whore doesn't cut it. A real man wands to conquer a girl who thinks being conquered is a big deal.
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How do I create a personal mission statement?
Personally - for my paper I started with neitchze, with platonic influences.
Most important - what details are important to you. then make them general - what is your vision for your life? Do you think there is good and evil. Or do you just want to assert your power?
Perhaps you just want to be left alone, without thought or conflict. Maybe your purpose involves a fight.
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What is your favorite mantra?
I am brilliant and can solve this one.
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Lets say you watched a scary movie and it had a little bit of an affect on you(since this happened to me last night lol).. what would u do to sort of really cleanse yourself of that left over fear the next morning(rejuvinatey your spirit)? -example: walk
I'm a big believer in walking meditation (I go for walks whenever I can make opportunity).
But more improtant - I would think about why it had an affect and if its important to understand it.
Facing fears by understanding why they exist is important - for ones spirit.
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Lets say you watched a scary movie and it had a little bit of an affect on you(since this happened to me last night lol).. what would u do to sort of really cleanse yourself of that left over fear the next morning(rejuvinatey your spirit)? -example: walk
I'm a big believer in walking meditation (I go for walks whenever I can make opportunity).
But more improtant - I would think about why it had an affect and if its important to understand it.
Facing fears by understanding why they exist is important - for ones spirit.
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Lets say you watched a scary movie and it had a little bit of an affect on you(since this happened to me last night lol).. what would u do to sort of really cleanse yourself of that left over fear the next morning(rejuvinatey your spirit)? -example: walk
I'm a big believer in walking meditation (I go for walks whenever I can make opportunity).
But more improtant - I would think about why it had an affect and if its important to understand it.
Facing fears by understanding why they exist is important - for ones spirit.
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Do you have a psychiatrist and how often do you see them?
NO, but I read books and debate theories with the pretend people I make up as authors.
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What would a guy think of a girl that sleeps with his best friend and then him? Would he ever "like" her?
He would think she is typical and average - Its up to him if that is desireable.
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Would a college age guy ever ask a girl out if he didn't like her? If so, what could be his reasons?
Some guys only like women that they think are ugly or of a lower class etc.
Makes them feel bigger.
Doesn't mean the girl is though.
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How can I subtlety show a girl I like her?
Tell her you like how shes done her hair, or nails, or that whe looks thin etc.
Girls are generally vain.
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If aliens were to somehow abduct you and begin to perform strange experiments on you... what are you most afraid that they will do before beaming you back down to earth?
Do you think they would still threaten to send me back?
What aholes!
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What one subject do you have no knowledge in whatsoever?
I don't know what that list of things I don't know is.
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What is the most inane sport ever created?
Choping the head of your opponent and dunking it. The way the romans did it.
Perhaps though its just war.
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What's the first thing that comes to your mind when your drive by Mcdonald's?
I made them start packageing their peanuts - long story peanut allergy - stupid people.
I wonder how many others still might curse me.
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Why people fall in love?
Television, radio, books, and religion.
No good reason.
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When is it your cue to leave the public bathroom?
AS soon as I'm done going or washing up.
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If you were on a plane, and the person next to you was reading pornographic material, would you feel uncomfy? Would you say anything?
Does that help because flying makes you uncomfortable.
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What would not want to hear the person in the toilet cubicle next to you say?
Captain,
The purple cow is dead and it excites me.
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Do any scientifically conducted studies by reputable organizations/individuals support or prove that discipline cannot be effective without physical punishment (hitting)? If so, which ones (provide citation), and what do they show?
Get over it - Don't beat you kids!
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Did you used to sneak out when you were younger?
Yes,
Good times - but did get into a little trouble. Kept my sanity though by escaping in short periods long enough for the big escape.
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Why are pedophiles looked down upon in prisons?
Even the worse of criminals and perverst have a sense of justice - maybe especially the worse.
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What is the highest paying job in the world?
Inheritance - Its almost instant so dollars/time nears infinity.
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If I was so blind and insecure to miss love when it was offered many years ago, yet finally understand what happened, should I write or call now, to apologize? She offered me a precious gift--herself. She was incredible--and I couldn't believe.
Why not try to call or write?
Or are you still that insecure?
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How do you get rid of a Hornets nest without using chemicals?
Detergent - dawn - in a hose connection - stops them from flying long enough to dispose of the nest or cover it or what have you.
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How do you get rid of a controlling boyfriend without making him cry
Set him up with someone else.
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What do you regret the most in your past?
That so many people in my life have spent so much time moping over regrets - instead of enjoying life.
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What is something funny you might say to a proctologist during a colonoscopy?
Just so you know - I was suffer from a birth defect where I don't have a sense of humor about sex or bathroom jokes.
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What if your girlfriend stinks really bad and she wants you to eat her out what do u tell her?
If needed in the immediate - nose touch her - or tell her your the man and your going to give her a rim job instead cause thats what you want something like that.
next time pick a duche' and say its part of the foreplay.
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Are you men attracted to intellectual women?
I can't stand stupidity - know point in being with a women who can't appreciate and understand ie is an intellectual.
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How do I ask my boyfriend to engage in a particular fetish with me without him thinking I am crazy?
Tell him you need him to try it because your a woman and he is a man.
Probably best to warn him if your going for the I'm crazy please don't judge me fetish.
Tell me what your fetish is? - and I don't mind giving you specific advice if you want.
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Should women shave their armpits?
Now and then - change is good.
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Which is the best personal lubricant?
The normal vaginal juices are best - but if that not working a little pee from the the woman often does the trick.
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Does being in love inspire you to want to be a better person?
No- Its worse being a rugged individualist handcuffed emotionally to someone else.
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Does a handjob constitute "sex"?
Handjob creates the moment that is stuck with ones memories - similiar to sex.
There are many motions that arn't technically sex but close enough.
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What are some simple things I can do daily with my 18 month son to introduce him to Paganism?
Just read excerpts from Plato every night as bed time stories.
That way he might be an educated pagan.
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What would you like to mash your toes and feet in now?
I'm good with her keeping her feet warm against mine - in the snuggle - and me keeping my hands warm holding her.
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If you had to choose a final meal, what would it be?
Gyro meat with yogart garlic sauce and a bottle or two of fine wine - more important though would be the company.
The gods want man to have more then one meat, and the finest of company for meals.
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Would u consider any religious people u know to be closed-minded?
NO, they are easily manipulated - as open as puppets.
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There is this new term "gray rape" where the person is not really 100 percent sure if they were raped? What kind of baloney is this, either you said no and resisted in some way or you didn't. What do you think?
I hypotised you the other night. That weird dream you had was really the squirells taking advantage of you.
The funny thing is - you just said squirell and nuts, never no.
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What ever happened to the original bible? wasn't it destroyed a thousand years ago and altered to enable the church more power and control over the people?
It was invented by erasmus disideras who was a humanist/athiest as a joke.
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Would you ever take a vacation without your spouse? Not just a weekend thing.
I sent her to Australia with ther mother - then I had the vacation.
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Have you ever woke up gasping for your breath ?(serious question)
YES: ASMTHMA,
Not so much since the heital hernia operation.
There was that one time where a still collapsed in the back yard though.
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Have you ever woke up out of breath, crying, or yelling from a dream?
Yes,
But its the one's where I'mt levitating and then fall upon wakeing that scare me.
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What's the best job in the world?
Its when I get paid well for letting supermodel women jerk me off in order to relax themselves before photo shoots.
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Do you think you could be a hero?
I am an iconclastic hero!
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What Is Holding You Back From Doing What You Dream?
Society,
Damned if thats not an irony.
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Now that the secret is out are you going to treat me differently?
I never thought you were that innocent anyway.
We do have a problem though.
I don't trust honest people.
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Are there levels of hell? If I'm going to hell anyway, what incentive is there to behave morally? I deny the Holy Spirit's existance and Mark 3:28-29 says "whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven".
Finding out that you can only know God through a gal named Beautrice is enough, and that is paradise.
(Dante reference for those who can read)
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What is your favorite blasphemous saying? (use * for the curse words - don't hold back)
f**me,
I did what I could and the rest is God's fault that M*** F***.
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If Jesus returned to Earth, wouldn't it be a repeat of what happened the first time? (People did not accept that he was the son of God, and punished him for his 'blasphemy') How would you know it is him given that you don't know what he looks/sounds like?
Jesus has already been syndicated.
Rerun after rerun,
metaphorically at least the bugger can't be killed it seems.
Wouldn't it of been nice if he had been more like Gilligan.
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When you "meet" someone on the internet how common is it to have doubts about their authenticity?
I don't trust people I meet in person either
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Do sex feel better with no condom
SEx is best when you can sleep at night.
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Would sex be better without the "clean up" afterwards?
Sex is best when messy.
Thats why it is great outside. - The inside cleanup does take away from it.
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Do you like love games like master – slave, doctor – patient, teacher – student?
all of them
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What's your favorite quote by a noted Atheist or Free Thinker?
I have sworn hostility against all forms of Tyranny over the minds of men.
Thomas Jefferson.
Also,
Look death in the face with joyful hope and consider this a lasting truth, the rightous man has nothing to fear either in life nor in death and the gods will not forsake him
Socrates.
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Should the U.S. government lift the 79 MPH passenger train speed limit?
Maybe they should just outlaw trains that travel on rails toenailed into wood.
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Before you downrate me i'm not being racist...Do black people believe God is black?
I'm a white male:
I figure God as a black woman.
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Where in the Bible does it say "Thou Shall Not Get An Abortion" or "Abortion Evil" or even anything /against/ Abortion?
"Better to not have been born" (then be a republican implied)
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If you wrote an Answerbag rule book, what would you name it?
Unnecessary and boring
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We have a new neighbor that just got breast implants. She comes over to our house (usually drunk) and insists that we (and our guests) touch them. This routine was cute at first but she won't stop doing it. Any ideas on how to get her to stop?
Tell her she has to wet her pants first.
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Do you take flu shots? why or why not?
no - not anymore - I get sick every time I take them.
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If I say 1993, what's your best memory?
I went skiing with a girl, who wet her pants on the ski lift.
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If you could have 5 minutes with a serial child rapist, what would you do?
trade them in for 5 minutes with a supermodel.
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If I wrote you a symphony just to say how much you mean to me, what would you do?
Thow in some lyrics - make it an opera.
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How can i convince someone to give me a second chance? there was no major fighting or arguing, we just kind of fell apart because our own personal issues were too much to deal with in a relationship. give her some time and then start talking to her again?
Just tell her you like what she's done with her hair or nails.
Looks like youve lost weight - thats all it takes
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Is your wife your technically your ex-girlfriend?
No we are only technically married.
I like to think of her more as my mistress - but if you insist on beign early 50's girlfriend it is.
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What is the most controversial question you can think of that will spark debate and deep thought?
Is thinking sexy? and if so how deep would you like it to be?
Should you think and tell or just clean up the afterthought and pretend like it never happened?
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Which is more important to you: Your own happiness, the happiness of others, or overall happiness even if it requires that you are somehow "less" happy?
all equal with the exception of mine being equal +1
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Do you find guys/girls with glasses attractive?
I like it when a women appears inciteful,
Glasses are a plus.
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Do you think female feet are attractive?
Yes - love womens feet.
I know most women don't like their own feet though.
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Have you ever had sex in a public bathroom?
Yes,
It turned me on when she peed.
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Do you think is dumb for a teenage girl who was raped to stay queit about the rape,when the suspect goes to the same school as her?
Yes,
Ruin him by reputation at least.
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I'm 20 years old and have been sexually active since I was about 15. No matter how aroused I get, I never get wet. What can I do?
Pee a little,
seriously!
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Since my acts are caused by my choices and my choices caused by my beliefs and desires and my beliefs and desires are not in my direct control, how can it be that my acts are free?
Just a pragmatic machine:
Free will is synonymous with stupid.
OR
End desire by giving up the need to end desire.
OR
The superman is dead.
Which choice do you prefer?
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Am I the only one that when I'm bored I read philosophy?
No.
Just because you can't hear anyone reading doesn't mean they arn't.
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What is worse, sex before marriage or sex outside marriage?
Marrieage is so sinnful it is worse.
But really, what kind of wimp, claims to be faithful until death and isn't.
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Which is worse, being allergic to money or being allergic to sex?
There is a new drug on the market that helps both conditions.
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What information about race and ethnicity in the United States has helped you better understand or relate to specific minority groups?
I feel bad about it really.
But damned if yelling don't get the Asians hopping to help. Course there better then us percieved whites cause they want to be helpful and a part.
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What is your opinion on underage marriage?
marriage is a sin, and really for taxes and write offs Plus health insurance.
Underage marriage is no different.
Be responsible.
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Was you a bully in school? and why?
I bullied bullys only.
Boy's shouldn't pick on girls etc. Plus, I figured for an early death anyway - didn't happen though.
All bully types are cowards anyway. When your older you can just bother them verbally with your witt.
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Do you think high school grads should go straight to college? Is college overrated?
Get your bachelors then worry about other things.
A person needs to make a good living in order to be a responsible citizen - if your not - then your not responsible.
It may be overrated - but its still better then not having it.
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I'm 13 and going to high school, but I don't think I'm ready at all, and I'm having thoughts of dropping out. What should I do?
None of us are ready-
I'm still not up to the job of playing adult - but I do it because it is my responsibility too.
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Is it okay to date someone 7 yrs. older when i'm 18?
Depends if you care whether or not the older person is takeing advantage of you.
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What do you do when you end up in a love triangle?
I'm usually the circle.
Geometry can be a curse.
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I just read this quote by Henry Ford: "History is more or less bunk. It's tradition. We don't want tradition. We want to live in the present and the only history that is worth a tinker's dam is the history we made today" Your thoughts?
I would rather have a dam today then a dam from the past, for the most part.
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Most people want their "fair share". They don't want more, they don't want less, they just want what is "fair". Do you agree?
most want more,
Fair is just the minimum, otherwise more would give back and fair would be common.
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Do you think engineering is an overall good profession?
Its a great profession even the best when it comes to societal contributions.
It is also the worse profession if you want the lazy life.
I am a Professional Structural Engineer - and can say internally it is rewarding - but it also takes a internal fortitude that most do not have.
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How can I get the ghost in my house to stop turning on the shower during the night?
Just leave it on ahead of time.
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Is common sense superior to educated intellect when it comes to political thought?
NO.
Real political thought requires understanding and at worse trickery.
Commen sense requires at its best trickery.
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Why do so many people confuse the citizens of a country with the ones in power?
Because it is the citizens of a country who as a group allow the ones in power to be in power.
You are who you work for.
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I am a pagan. What should I say when people ask me why I worship the devil?
Pagans don't worship the devil - devil worshipers do worship the devil.
On the humorous side - so do most of the popes.
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Who would win, Chewbacca or Frankenstein?
Dr. Frankenstein would beat Chewy at chess.
Chewbacca would beat both of them at being hairry,
The monster would beat Chewbacca at both love and hate.
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After you use the bathroom, and you wipe, do you look? (60% of people do)
at home:
I usually flush after going without looking, but do look at the TP to ensure I'm clean when finished. SO at least two flushes.
Public toilets:
I just look at the TP but only one flush.
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How do I dress for the toilet?
The last time I had a woman in the toilet she was wearing a green dress and nylons.
Nylons were ruined.
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Why can't we have it all? I had the job but did not have the love; now I have the love don't have a job! Getting depressed by the second...
Fate loves drama.
The best way to live is to love fate, and laugh of the incovenient consequences.
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What's your favorite sex position? and why?
King of the World
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Do you feel your life force ebbing away more and more, every year?
I've faced death a few times.
I don't think its going to be all that bad.
I'm attempting to enjoy what I can.
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Would you say stereotypes are mostly wrong or right?
I think the stereotype about the steriotypical person who uses stereotypes to relate to others is right.
Most of the others are wrong.
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Have you ever sharted? How did you handle it?
Only once - by myself though after deciding to binge on homemade chili.
I've been with others who have. -It is funny how shy and sometimes mean people can be.
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Have you ever sharted? How did you handle it?
Only once - by myself though after deciding to binge on homemade chili.
I've been with others who have. -It is funny how shy and sometimes mean people can be.
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What are your thoughts when someone wears sunglasses inside?
I figure they have dry light sensitive eyes do to an immunine disease, or drugs
But they could be assholes.
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Is patience really a virtue? Or is the patient one just using poor judgment, or maybe is a sucker? Is patience always the right choice?
Almost always it seems decisions made while anxious are the wrong ones. When you feel pressured its probably for bad reasons.
On the other hand - I'm not sure virtue is a virtue???
Sometimes virtue can be the wrong choice.
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How can you kill someone without getting caught?
Become President of the US - or a higher official in the military etc. of course.
Otherwise you need to make sure no one is looking.
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A man kills his wife who is pregnant, he is charged for two murders... A woman has an abortion (killing her own child)... Not charged for murder... What are your opinions on this?...
Sounds fair to me.
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What would be your thoughts on if a older church member regularly surfed "MySpace" accounts to make sure that the young people in the congregation didn't have any questionable content posted on their page? Also, this has been made public knowledge.
I think that older church people should be scrutinized whenever they are around children.
Hours and with whom should be public knowledge.
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Was jesus christ just a clever illusionist entertainer ? (like blaine)
not as clever an entertainer as those who profited off of him without being hung up.
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There is a principle of science that all things atrophy without some force to make it do otherwise..why would people think morality and ethics to be exceptions?
Because they are lazy.
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From any perspective, what is a good response for someone who asks, "If there is a God, why would he let people suffer?" I understand how they feel so I don't want to sound condiscending but I want to give them a meaningful answer without offening them.
I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that.
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Why do some beautiful people think that they're ugly?
Some people are mean towards the beautiful and nice towards the ugly, others the other way around.
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Do you think your ugly?
Don't see how it matters - best to act as if I'm not.
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What's the hottest thing a girl can do from across the room?
Rub her legs together, clench a little - like she needs to wee, then notice politley with a smile and a blush that youve noticed her.
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How long do you think you will live, and how you will die
Either in agony, or surpisingly swift.
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In the end, will this life be worth it?
Probably not,
thats where courage and heroism comes in.
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Name the one thing in life that no one must ever do, that is totally unacceptable to all living things on our planet?
Refuse to be responsible.
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Name one thing that is certain in life besides death?
annoyance
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Have you ever gone through a point in your life where you just didn't have any friends that lived in the same area as you?
Yes a few times - moved around first for college then for work.
Always an adjustment period.
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What stereotype bugs you the most?
That the stupid are nice and kind hearted - you know forest gump etc.
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How would you react if your partner suggest a threesome,swinging, or group sex? What would you do?Would you do it?
She can add as many women as she wants.
Other then that its just impossible for me - unless she finds someone thats into having me vomit.
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What would you do if you suddenly discovered that the food you were currently eating, was made of people?
Switch brands.
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Why are men nicer to superficial, airheaded, and ditzy chicks as opposed to girl with some intellectual substance?
most men are fearful wimpy types.
Personally I prefer to conquer the intellectual.
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What is your number one turn on?
when she needs to wee.
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If you found out the old man who lives down the street served time for murder, what would you do?
be nice
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When was the last time you showed humility?
It was in a different life - if it happened at all.
I'm a stubborn SOB
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What's your darkest secret?
I like it when women wet themselves.
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What's a good name for a cat that's very affectionate?
Affey
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If you have five minutes for a presentation and you have more than five minutes of material what would you do?
last time I was in this situation I talked for 2.5 hours
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Do you sit down or stand up to wipe your bottom?
I sit, wipe then add TP with lubriderm to smooth, then wipe clean again, repeat as needed.
My arse is clean and smooth.
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Have I ever given you reason not to trust me?
Yes,
I don't trust anyone who says trust me.
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Could God make a woman so beautiful that even he would want to sleep with her?
Its even SHE would want to sleep with her, and the her is pouty and desperate for a pee.
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If you were lost in the woods & it was a cloudy day or night & you had no man made devices like a compass etc: to direct you back. What would you use to fine your way back?.....M.C.S.
I'm not in that much of a hurry to get back.
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Why are people posting the same question three times? Isn't this just a waste of space?
IF the answers are different then its telling
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I once slugged my husband in the eye when I was asleep (really, I was). Has anyone else had a similar incident?
I woke up poking her on the forehead between the eyes because she was talking too much
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Has a song ever turned you on?
just recently,
"All I see is girls peeing,
while driving in my limoseing."
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How do I begin practicing watersports??? I am new to this and would like as much info as possible.
Don't just practice - jump in. Let it flow.
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I've never understood why guys find it so facinating to look at girls butts, or butts at all for that matter. What exactly makes them so appealing to the eye?
First of all - I can gather information without being noticed--- and yes I can tell alot about you by your butt. It is helpful for tracking to relate the front looks, and the smell, too the butt.
Secondly its wrong to look there, we all know its rude and insulting - oh but that makes the butt even better.
And it is a thing of beauty if maintained - and so I judge - does she maintain it....
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What's up my butt?
your ability to ask meaningful questions.
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WOMEN: do you shave your legs/underarms ALL the time or only on special occasions?
I'm a man,
I tend towards hairyness - so I have someone shave my back, and then keep chest and underarm hair trimmed whenever I have a haircut - about every other week.
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DOES ANYONE SHARE MY FETISH OF DRINKING PEE
As long as I can nuzzle my face between her legs while she goes - I'm into it.
For me - don't need to drink it though - just nice if she goes while on me or with me.
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My GF and I are interested in trying watersports. How do I make my urine not taste bad?
artificial sweeteners are best.
If you flavor up your crotch area with something that smells nice - that can help also.
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Does anyone have a pantyhose fetish?
Pantyhose are sexy because she can piss through them and no-one is the wiser.
dirty dirty fun secret.
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Do you think that as people get closer to death they are more likely to follow a religion and/or believe in a god?
so far for me its been the other way around
Not that I'm really that close.
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What are some great philosophical latin phrases?
non est mea culpa
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If ur boyfrined says i love u too soon, what do u say?
prove it.
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Do you ever have illicit sexual fantasies?
Is sex even moral?
Sure I do and more.
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Which would you prefer with your significant other: Mud-wrestling, or a snowball fight?
the messier the better
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Apart from using my boyfriend/slave as a table or footstool, how else can I make him serve me in a non-sexual way?
Really?
use him as your toilet.
also wrap in a carpet and use him as a mattress - 8hours of great sleep.
OR use him as a foot (or boot) cleaner
OR use him as storage for your suppositories
OR just make him dance.
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Have you ever burped while making out?
I've had a girl burp while making out - and worse.
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Do you find it humbling or disgraceful when someone reveals personals issues in there life on AB?
Why not be personal when noone knows you.
There is no disgrace in truthfulness and honesty only in cowardice.
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What would cause the Sun to go down for the last time?
It realizes that it probably should wait until its married.
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What three words do you want your lover to say to you?
I'm wetting myself
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Mens urinals. why do men never flush the urinal, when they are finished? the smell makes one want to gag. i thought of erecting this sign: PLEASE FLUSH, ITS NOT HARD. whatcha think?
I'm more concerned with others washing afterwords.
Besides - they have automatic flushers now - but the automatic sink is not as predictable.
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I just killed my neghbor. Who should I call?
I don't think you call on answerbag - probably should think this one through yourself.
The fewer who know the better for you
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A pretty lady you admire sends a mail to thank you for a favour, how do you reply her, and letting her know you like her?
You call her to thank her for the thank you.
Try to laugh at yourself some, then ask her out.
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What do you think the worst personality flaw is?
cowardice
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Do you go straight for the jugular when in a verbal battle? I personally enjoy the taste of blood in such situations...
I had a bunch of people take a survey about me for my masters and one of the questions was - does he care if he humiliates others in public.
To this one question most people rated me such that I didn't care.
I was upset at first - but then I realized they were right. I don't mind it.
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I'm 19, a 15 yr old I know well hits on me. Of course I don't like him or have feelings for him. What do I do?
Tell him he only stands a chance with you if he pisses in his pants right now.
That should end that.
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Can two (or more) people have sex while using jetpacks?
Thats why I use the two-person jetpack.
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What does distract two people having sex the most?
gas
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What two people having sex would be the most visually disturbing?
myself and you
if its anyother two people - what do I care
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How old were you when you experienced a defining moment that set your life on track? At some time in your life did you experience an event or a period of time which you can now look back upon and determine was the defining moment which set your course?
In college I read Plato - mostly socrates's apology.
And bam - If suddenly I did't see who the good guys and the bad guys in my life had been.
I saw my role.
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I keep having nightmares about exams I already know the results of. How can I prevent these dreams from happening?
stop careing about passing or grades or proving yourself.
The nightmares stop.
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When did you last pee your pants? Be honest, even a little bit counts.
I did last Friday in the backyard.
Retribution foreplay - she made me do it.
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Have you ever(be honest) crapped your pants? (excluding your time as an infant)
I'm careful in general so no. But have been with people who have.
The girl I'm with now it seems gets the shits after stressful situations - and is often constipated in anticipation before.
So there have been about three times in the last two years where she just didn't make it home before soiling herself when she has been with me in the car.
For me I usually get the...
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When you find out your love has been lying and you have absolute proof do you cut them off completely or let them try to explain the lie with more lies?
Depends about what.
Lieing is the one thing I tend to be venegful about.
Can't trust them might as well have some fun.
"If you loved me then you would drink this bottle of prunce juice."
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Do most men have secret fantasies they are afraid to share with their partener? Would you share them if you felt your partener coud fulfill them? Or are most of the fantasies something you like when no one is around?
Yes men have fantasies they most likely won't share.
On the other hand - its hard to explain that the whole day is like foreplay for the man.
If my partner was willing - I surely would.
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Do you travel well wherever you are or are your travels filled with aggravation, disappointment and inconvenience because you don't have the comforts of home at your disposal?
I dislike the idea of travel but am usually good once I get there
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So ladies, so what type of guys do you like? For fellas same thing but, vice versca?
I like women with an interest in life - yet arn't overly controling
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Can you desribe this world in less than 5 words?(The truth)
life is suffering
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Can you recognise people from a distance, simply by their walk?
Yes,
Also by their smell
Breathing patterns
even by stature alone
voice
Even by email sentence style
sometimes with some people - its how the birds react
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I think including your email address on your Profile makes you very vulnerable to unwanted communication. But what is the reason that some people are so "cautious" about allowing the "friend" designation? Where is the danger?What is the risk?
Email me anytime - anyone pro_the@hotmail.com
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How would you define modesty in today's society?
Its one of those things that gets in the way of my inhibitions.
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If Nudism was more exceptable by main stream society, would you partake in the lifestyle?
Hell ya
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Who in here is annoyed at the fact that so many people are obsessed with porn?
I don't really like defending the porn obsessed - but in my life:
My significant others have also not liked me reading history books and philosophy books or working too hard etc. - the very things that have made me interesting too them in the first place - I think one should be careful actually trying to control others especially their thoughts.
Pornographic topics though -...
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Are you conservative or liberal?
I like hearing and contemplateing new ideas.
That seems to make me a liberal.
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Has the fact that many people now buy books online hurt the traditional book store industry?
I've bought more books overall - being able to actually find the good ones.
I've played a little with the industry and with publishers etc. ITs not all good-guy honesty.
The industry as a whole should be shooken up every so often - and now is as good a time as any.
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Has the fact that many people now buy books online hurt the traditional book store industry?
I've bought more books overall - being able to actually find the good ones.
I've played a little with the industry and with publishers etc. ITs not all good-guy honesty.
The industry as a whole should be shooken up every so often - and now is as good a time as any.
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Who in here is annoyed at the fact that so many people are obsessed with porn?
I have been upset with the boring porn obsessed.
I understand exploring porn issues on the internet though because its the only place with the possibility of anonimity.
I get more upset with shyness and with those who can't explore any topic.
It takes brains to be moral - otherwise your just there. Same for immoral. I prefer interacting with the brains.
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Are we losing our personal identity in the rat race?
I think most people are losing their identity to lazyness.
There is more to life then TV.
If you study and work and read and write and all those things - you gain identity not lose it. Sure you need make time for the contemplative part of life also - but as a result of trying to participate you will probably find yourself needed and so can take a step back from the supposed race.
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Hypothetical situation: You meet a person named Jaime and become great friends with them. You start to develop a crush on them and then you find out they are of the same sex as you (and your hetero in this situation) how would you react?
If I find out the hard way - I throw up like in the crying game.
Otherwise - I'm ok as non-sexual friends.
Learned quite abit about playing chess at a coffee shop from an older tranny once.
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What makes a man lose interest in a woman?
Turns out she doesn't do a proper job wipeing her own ass.
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Would you be afraid to get grow old alone - be honest
I'm counting on it.
So far most people in my life have been burdens really - sure there are fun parts but all in all.
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Have you ever caught someone lying to your face?
People lie all the time. When definitly caught I laugh and say "You do know I don't believe you." Most people at that point blush.
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Will you state two truths and 1 lie about yourself? Don't say which is the truth and which is the lie and I will try and guess. :)
1. I am a well known (within the circles that would care) engineering genius.
2. I think the sexiest thing is a grown women desperate for a pee and then wetting herself.
3. I am a God fearing man
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Do you drink with your coworkers?
I will pretend drink with them - meaning at about half a beer or so I get rid of it or I just get a diet 7-up in a glass or something
I will drink more with neighbors and friends
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What is one way you know you are falling in love?
You wake up and find yourself in a dimestore novel.
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Has there ever been a study to determine if potty training of humans (toddlers) has any contribution to later life problems of the bowel or bladder (due to retention beyond the bodies preferred actions).
If you hold it to the point of severe pain you can cause real damage.
The legend of Tycho Brahe for instance. Too much wine, too polite to excuse, and a few days later he is dead.
Personally I think adults tend to be too hard on kids. Really when you think you have to go you should be able to go.
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Why do some people lose control of their bladder when they are scared?
I think it is usually just a part of the nervous system one cannot control - just like breathing. Once it sets in thats it.
Best to just not get scared on a full bladder if it bother you.
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I love to look at guys butts. My friends say it is a fetish and I disagree. Is it a fetish?
I look at the women butts and crotches also.
You can tell alot about a womens life from her butt - and there is not much she can do about it - one can do makeup etc for the face - and waterbras - but the butt shows laziness and activity and your stuck with it.
I think people worry too much about being caught with a fetish.
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I love to look at guys butts. My friends say it is a fetish and I disagree. Is it a fetish?
I look at the women butts and crotches also.
You can tell alot about a womens life from her butt - and there is not much she can do about it - one can do makeup etc for the face - and waterbras - but the butt shows laziness and activity and your stuck with it.
I think people worry too much about being caught with a fetish.
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I love to look at guys butts. My friends say it is a fetish and I disagree. Is it a fetish?
I look at the women butts and crotches also.
You can tell alot about a womens life from her butt - and there is not much she can do about it - one can do makeup etc for the face - and waterbras - but the butt shows laziness and activity and your stuck with it.
I think people worry too much about being caught with a fetish.
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If your butt itches and you are in public,do you scratch?
I would ponder first as to why it is itching.
I try to stay clean back there. If its from sweat and working out or something like that yes. Otherwise discretely or dry to excuse myself. Really thats only for politness - I would care that much if I needed too.
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Is it really better to be "Pissed off" than to be "pissed on"?
I like when a women pisses on me.
If it was a man then it would be both. Pissed off and pissed on.
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I have a fake rape fantasy. Is that unhealthy?
I think fantasies about faking anything is unnhealthy.
Fantasy about rape - ok maybe
Fantasy about faking it - that is just wrong.
Thats like a fantasy about being frustrated over putting on a condom because she maybe unclean - damned don't want that to be my fancasy either.
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Is it so horrible to fall into the occasional bit of existential despair?
existential despair has always struck me as better then nonexistential anything
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What things have you put in a microwave that don't normally go in it? What did it do?
I put a piece of my ego in there once to see if it would hold up.
It did just fine, didn't explode or implode, just stayed steady.
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How can i know that I am not the only person in the world?
Damn,
would it be any fun if you were the only one?
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Is it wrong to get to a point in your life where you just don't care about what others may think of you?
At a certain point it becomes their problem as to what they think of you.
If you can make a living and are realatively happy - then f everone else if you don't want to be burdened with their opinons.
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Honestly, have you ever thought of raping a girl?
As a mental exercise - yes I have.
More then that I have considered the metaphorical relationship between rape and other actions. The statement "smile sweetheart" at least pretend like your enjoying it for example.
on the other side first. Ibroke up with because I wouldn't sleep with a girl who liked the rape fantasy. We'd be making out and then she would whisper...
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How can understanding be obtained when one ideals are always apposed by others?
The study of koans.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koan
maybe something eles.
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When someone says "gas station stop", what do you think of first?
She is desperate to pee.
Then,
How do I prolong this until its too late.
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After your first kiss with someone, what do you do or say to make it less awkward?
That was nice.
Thanks you.
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Does anyone else just simply feel lost and like they don't know what they're going to do with their lives?
I've come to like the lost feeling in some ways.
I usually can come up with interests and obsessions - problems to solve etc. But none of that ever completely gets rid of that feeling of having a meaningless existance.
To me that is exactly what courage is though - facing that feeling and doing something even if futil.
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If you have a sexual fetish and you have a girlfriend you want to marry who does not know of this fetish...when do you tell her? Do you let her get to know you and love you for who you are in all other aspects first or tell her and risk losing her?
tell her and risk it.
Normally it pays off - most careing people find other peoples fetishes creative yet harmless at worse.
The others you don't want to marry.
If she cant live with the knowledge of your dark side - she won't be able to live with you eventually anyway.
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Whats the best position you've ever had?
me laying on my back,
Her (terribly drunk) stradling me - facing away while pissing intermittantly, and me with my right hand thumb up her ass and my left hand fingers over the clit and labia placing pressure on her belly and bladder.
Totally sensual and totally messy
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I like women to tie me to a bed naked and then sit on my face with their clothes on. I already know this is not a 'normal' thing to do, but i can't change what turns me on. Right? Are there any women who are actually turned on by doing this?
Personally, as a man - I like it when they do that and then piss themselves.I also like giving her a rim job - and visa versa
There are other things also.
Experience: women will do anything to feel close and accepted.
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What's the best liquid to use for an enema?
Coffee if your looking to cause expulsion.
as a lubricant I've made sure to put glycerin in with a saline enema - even then I'll add the other mainstream lubricants.
Water if you don't want addiction.
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What are the best diapers to masturbate in and why do you think so?
The best way to have sex with diapers is to place a slit in the front - it allows access.
I know this because she didn't want to pee play without diapers - didn't like the mess.
I suspect for self or mutual masturbation this would still hold true.
I put the slit in myself with a scissors
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Is it possible to pee during sex?
Have been with a women who has.
I think its wonderful - feels great - that whole shyness thing on her part makes it even better.
Wanted to return the favor but couldn't.
Read a story once about pissing whie having annal sex - not sure it can be done.
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Is sex passé?
Sex still exists but it has to be overlayed either with fetishism of some sort - or for others meaning.
Sex on its own without the overlay is boring hence passe'
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What is the purpose of it all?
If you are a nihilist type - it is to experience as much pain etc as possible.
As an exsitenialist - it depends.
If you where face to face with me - I would say your purpose is to wet your pants and then have the best sex ever.
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What does it mean when you say "I'm not myself today." Who are you then?
leprachausns must tell the truth - if you are not yourself then you are one of them.
That is why the question once was asked - are you yourself today?
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How can I flirt with a guy without it being 2 obvious?
Act like you have to pee.
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If you could wish one person dead alive again who would it be and why?
There was a girl I knew as a kid - killed by her mother.
We were pretty good friends - too young for anything else. I hate the idea that she has missed out on all this fun and adventure.
Definitely would of had her come back.
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You are given a potion that will make anyone who drinks it fall in love with you. You only have enough for one person. Who do you give it to?
I still split up between about 12 different women - that way they are all somewhat in love with me - but not so much in love as to be a bother.
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Which answerbagger would you go somewhere with?
I suspect I would take you to jail - but for a seond we would be together.
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Is it possible to be a pervert with your wife?
All you have to do is convince her that society is on your side.
Then the task is done. - she is perverted.
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Do you think it would be possible to have world peace and if so how do you think it could be achieved?
There are two options:
1) Get rid of religion.
2) Or make me God of the world.
Either way world peace will be achieved.
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Is AB prejudiced? I posted a question which shewed a bad image of an American Icon, Andrew Jackson. It was removed as nonsense. I wonder if it was posted towards someone who had persecuted another minority if it would have been removed.
All institutions are predudiced.
Name me one that isn't?
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Do you have daylight saving time in your area and, if so, do you enjoy it?
I hate it in spring love it in fall - I would like 28 hour days.
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Whats the most ironic thing that has happened in your life?
I ended up rich and successful - and by being smart.
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Is there a compliment that a women just does not want to hear? What is it?
You are sexiest when you are wet and messy.
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Have you ever been caught picking your nose in your car? What was the "catchers" reaction?
I was once caught pissing in a cup in my car.
She giggled.
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Why do people open the tissue and look at their boogers after they blow their nose?
Why wouldn't you? It would be good to know whether your snot is yellow or green - sign of infection - or just clear - allergy etc.
Question for you - do you look at your tp after you wipe your ass - or do you believe that your clean without seeing?
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Well I am a woman and I want to honestly know the truth if you really are okay with it or who has a problem with it. Can you be honest?
if your a women - are you ok with the idea that I (a man) get turned on when you wet your panties?
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How do you collect the pieces of shattered dreams?
One piece at a time if your careful about it. Otherwise you throw them all in a bag and hope for the best.
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What do you consider "nasty"?
Blood and gore and guts - also religion.
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My Dad puts me down alot. It does bother me very much and even sometimes bothers me for days after being insulted. Am I being the dramatic one for letting it get to me?
I put up with it a few years - and then never talked to either parent again.
Nothing dramatic about it - actually quite easy. Not sure how they dealt with it though.
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Obviously sweating cools the body, but does it serve any other purpose?
Slick wet and messy - a total turn on when a women sweats.
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Why are humans so arfaid of creepy crawlies?
I was an earth worm in a previous life.
Damned other earth worm immitated my moves and vibrasions and stole my heirum.
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What words would you use if you wanted to sound smart?
I wouldn't use any words.
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Why are some people so allergic to nuts? How can it be so extremely sensitive?
We are allergic becuase we are trying to mutate beyond you.
You are inferior - just wait a bit and you will see those with peanut allergies will servive - might even live forever.
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Is there someone that did something terrible to you (Example: molested you)and as horrible as this thought is you are looking forward to the day they die? Also if this person already has died how does that feel now for you?
Not ot me - but to other people I have loved.
I think it should be an eternal type of torture.
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Credit cards. The average American has seven. With high interest rates, late charges, and instant gratification have they become a convenience or a curse? Comments welcome.
If you can't handle credit cards what can you handle?
I use them - pay them off every month - also own my house and cars outright and put myself through college also.
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Has anyone had abusers in the past that they have been able to forgive now or confront and have closure? Either way, you resolved your pain. How?
I label people for what they are - then move on.
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Who is the most evolved person you know?
I am.
It can be a little lonely at the top - but I am doing an ok job keeping myself company.
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Do you believe in a person's "purpose in life". What do you believe is yours?
MOst people want to fail.
They will probably suck me down with them at some point.
That is what war is after all - people failing on purpose.
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Do we fear the wrong things in life?
Yes.
But that may be the point. how do you handle being told to fear the wrong things - and why do you listen to them anyway?
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Do attractive female bartenders get larger tips?
Yes - unless the "I prefer ugly manly bartender convention" is in town.
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What is the most unusual cure you have ever heard of to cure the hiccups?
not going to the bathroom
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How will u treat a guy u met with,if u come to know that he is hiv+?
like he has the plague
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My girlfriend loves it when I chew on her thong. Is this safe?
It is totaly cool.
But don't stop there. Lick her annus after your done chewing he het thong - let the rest of us know what she tastes like.
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Men: if your girlfriend or a girl that you are interested in has slept with a number of men in the past, how many is too many? What number would make you reconsider your feelings about said woman?
Just from the question - Id make her get tested.
There is that who infidelity thing also I might explore.
At some point I would want to be sure that she is actually a kinky type rather then just a bore who likes doing missionary only again and again.
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What's your favorite sex position? and why?
I like it when she pisses herself.
I like it when I get to lick her annus.
I like it when she orgasms.
Those are my goals and requirements.
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Tell us about that time you saw someone else wet their pants.
How many of them have seen you coming then? How many of them would aggree that they have pissed themselves. A roundabout numer is ok.
What is it about you that causes that?
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What do u think of anal sex?
It ok if she likes it.
I will give her glycerin suppositories first , then lubricate even add an enema before going in.
Sure it gets messy - but I don't like the idea of tearing her - anal is what she wants.
I would be fine with just finger insertion and a rimjob - but I aim to please.
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When you graduated from college, did you get a job according to your degree,or got whatever was available?
I was forced into maintaning my degreed field. I tryed to escape it - but even noe - a decade later or so - am still stuck in that line of work.
Of course I'm the best there is - but still.
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Einstein said, "You can no more win a war, than you can win an earthquake". Do you agree or disagree? Why?
I'm against war but I think I could beet an earthquake none-the-less.
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What are some remedies for Irritable Bowel Syndrome?
Also try avoiding gluten as a possiblity. - or maybe other allergies.
For me - I only eat high fiber in the evening.
I can't really say for sure that I've had IBS though - but it nice to just have to go in the morning only.
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Why do people take bowel movements in public restrooms and not flush, even when the toilet functions properly?
What bothered me - just the other day - was that I passed a toilet that was - you know full - but with no Toliet Paper either. So not only did the perso not flush - but did not wipe either.
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What is the point in ties?
They can be removed and instantly turned into weapons.
Much needed if the resistance is going to win.
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Some people profess to be athiest, yet they are the first to pray when times get tough, why? its been said there are no athiests in times of distress.
Might be true - but even intelletuals fall back on instict (right or wrong) sometimes.
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Ok im a man that likes anal. pentration but i like girls, i dont like dick, but somthing about a girl with a strapon just makes me cum hard does this make me gay?
I'm not into that myself. But I use the word kink for slightly original tastes that I have.
I was ok with the girl sticking her finger in or even licking my annus. I never have been exposed to a strapon though - I suppose if she was sexy I could live with it.
I am so hetero by the way.
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Have you ever gotten so drunk you peed on yourself?
Actually to add to this - I have been with others who have pissed themselves - on may occasions - hard to prove though that it was booze.
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I have white bumps on the outside of my anus, on the inner part of the butt cheek. The bumps bleed if i pull them apart and reappear over time. What are these bumps?
Could be allergy - biy an antihistimine cream and see if that will work.
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Have you ever gotten so drunk you peed on yourself?
I have had women pee on me though - it is wonderful.
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Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?
I did wet the bed the once - when I had a girlfriend over of all things - to much drink I guess.
I had to get up early for work and so let her sleep - of course I was embarressed and wondering.
She told me that evening that she had spilt a glass of water on herself after I had left and had washed the sheets. That was possible - also possible she was making the story up to cover for me....
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I don't want my GF to talk to any other guys, or any ex-boyfriends. She has lied to me in the past and kept it from me for 4 months(about kissing a ex the first week we met/were dating) and right now I can't trust a word she says. Am I crazy?I am paranoid
Your not crazy.
honestly - when betrayed I make the other person prove themself befor trusting again.
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Give a reason as to why a man would think it sexy that a women wet her pants?
It seems right that you'd like the idea of me liking it. Yet - would you admitt it in real life.
And if so - how would I know you?
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I want to publish my journals and some poetry...does anyone know how i can go about doing this?
I've published a few things just by submitting them to the magazines that I was reading myself.
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If a murderer came up to you and your girlfriend/boyfriend of two months and said either you could die and he/she would be saved or he/she would die and you would be saved. Would you save yourself and sacrifice your gf/bf or sacrifice yourself? be honest.
I understand your question - but the reality is that I would take him out in a second - or die trying.
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If you could be anyone in the world who would you be? Why?
I wouldn't mind having my way with britney spears while she is still bald and vulnerable
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Do you think it's right for people to provide useless, rude answers? Or would it be more beneficial to everyone if they answered questions with the intention of providing help, instead of being "funny"?
Just anwers are nice. Better to have an opinion that not have the guts to answer.
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My boyfriend and I are going to our first piss party in a couple of weeks. What shall we expect? Do we take 'spare clothes'?
Tell us how it went.
Hell - even I have yet to go to a piss party - planned anyway.
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I feel so sad as the man i love told me that i was overweight. Sad, but still not very motivated to lose weight. What's wrong with me and how can i get motivated to get thin?
Losing weight is against our instictive imperative to survive.
Its not easy to do - hell close to impossible.
I suggest cardiovascualr activity (At hte gym) for 1 to 3 hours a day.
Oh yah - dump him.
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How to leave your boyfriend of 7yrs?
For once - but every time though.
Granted I would do it everytime - but I'm totally into it.
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Do you have a particular phobia?
hieghts - but I am pretty sure my inner ears where screwed up as a kid.
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Do you like the United states of america
I like my native engish (american language)
I like some of the culture.
I like my little house in the suburbs.
I like breasts and legs etc. that I see at the gym and elsewhere.
I like the literature I can get.
China can have the rest.
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This is one of the most famour Zen questions. Picture the orange... What is it?
It is a picture.
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(I think) I have interesting thoughts, how can I put these into poetry? I need to express myself in some way and I can't draw/paint.
Focus on the details for poetry.
Don't descrobe the building - dercribe the bricks that make it.
By the way - you can draw and paint also - you can't be nayworse then most of the greats - especially the modern painters.
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Did God use dinosaurs to test our faith?
yes, God is a clown - who hates the truth.
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What word offends you the most?
Parking fee.
Two words - still gets to me though.
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During sex, do guys like watching their dicks go in and out of the woman's vagina?
I'm not so much interested in my own dick.
More interested in her - breasts heaving. her vagina, her annus. Caressing etc.
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Why is it that there are lots of girls in my school who smoke, drink, party, and eat out (at least once a week!) and they still look thin? What happens to these kind of girls in the long run?
They die young.
Best to be healthy.
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What should I tell my hairstylist (who doesn't really understand english properly) if I want this cut: (I'll post a pic in an answer)
For most foriengers you yell at them.
The think you are important then (especially the asians).
I hate doing that also - Americans still think that to be calm is to be smart and powerful.
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If you're having sex with your bf. and they're going at it too hard and fast and you don't like it to the point that it is very painful, how would you tell him? Even though you tell him to slow down he doesn't listen?
All you do is tell him ahead of time that you want to have him do it your way. Tell him before that you want to set the pace.
Then you can say slower or faster.
It is confusing for men - because we are told that we are supposed to be in charge - but in reality for this act at least it is up to the woman.
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At what age did you start masturbating?
About 14 or 15 - a late blummer evidently.
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What is the most rewarding thing about your job?
Saving the world.
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I have been with a wonderful guy now for almost a year. I love him and his girl (3y). he says he isnt sure what loves means since the divorce (2y). sometimes i feel like our relationship is being punished for the mistakes of the one with his ex. help?
You probably will forever be punished for that.
Decide real quick if it is worth it. Also decide right now what affect your presence will have on his children.
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Can I take a free online course in Philosophy? It doesn't have to have college credit or anything like that. I just want to learn.
You can.
Really though start with Plato (or Socrates) and go from their.
It doesn't take that long even on your own.
Mosrt philosophy courses send you in a specific direction - best to figure it out on your own.
Read the aplogy - find the history behind it then read nitzche.
Or maybe just go to Barn and Nobles or some such bookstore and brief the books there.
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Who was your high school sweet heart?
The girl I married after I was somewhat rich and succesfsul.
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What is the difference between catsup and ketchup?
Ketchup is better because it sounds more like kettle, and kitchen.
Catsup sound more like a dizzy cat.
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Do you report animal abuse?
I report anything that bothers me if I think it stands even the possibility of helping or solving the problem.
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Be totally honest now .... If you found $10,000 in a paper bag would you hand it in or keep it?
keep it.
That is not hard at all to roll over. A Million pluss - mayer even more then a hundred thousand plus - it takes some thought.
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Why is counseling causing me more grief than any hobgoblin ever caused anyone?
Hobgoblin is actually derived from idealism.
I once was told that by a real live fuck.
Most psychology is just an educated form of perversion. You tell me how your parents relate to your sex life - fn a that is perversion.
Idealistic perversion creates hobgolin fucks.
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What are your thoughts on Prince Harry going to war?
Do you think that once he gets a kill that he will be a man - or will it just be is spiral downwards to the point where he has an affair with britney?
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If there are only two people on the Earth and both of them believe that it is flat, what shape is it?
earth was always emorphous- its shape varies based on what on is trying to observe.
That is the case no matter who you are.
Oh ya - it hardly ever even approxamates round.
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Why do you love your parents?
I don't really.
Creation is easy.
Havn't talked to them in 5+ years - don't plan on talking to them either.
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How do you feel when someone answers your question with a "Go to a doctor"?
The only thing doctors are good for are crossword puzzles. Is that what you needed solved?
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Are you capable of expressing irony?
Seriously - give me your best irony.
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Do you get offended when people refer to girls as "piece of ass"?
I do not get offended - but offended but then my as hasnn't either. Well except for that one girl - but she said she was just curious.
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How to leave your boyfriend of 7yrs?
You tell him he must wet his pants everytime before he can do it with you.
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What's the hardest decision you ever made?
Do I go ahead and have her now - or don't I.
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What does 2+2=
^.5(2^2+2^2) in some dimesions
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You got stranded on a desert island with only your family. Would you resort to eating one of them to survive?
I really don't care that much for any oth them - so not a problem - other than my little brother.
I would prefer a catholic christian though - they don't seem to mind that kind of sacrafice.
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Are you related to any major historical figure from at least two generations ago? Or hundreds or even thousands of years ago? Who, if so?
The less important like Thomas Jefferson - yes.
The more important like cilvil ar heros who dug themselves out of camps and escaped through the underground then yes also.
I am a direct discendent from tha man who gave king John the idea of adding "ought to" to the magna carta.
You don't have to tell me that I have a superb sense of irony.
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How do you get a girl in a day
I am not a God fearing man - and would probaly never admitt to being one. That might be unusual. You might be best never to listen to me at all.
I think that to expect to much out of other people is itself a sin. Expect others to be humilified in their own actions. You can help others lead decent lives by the wisdom in the fact that they will not be perfect.
I don't expect...
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I'm starting a business that offers people a chance to take the deceased flesh of their loved ones and make it into fancy leather furniture, but this is illegal in America. Is there a country where I can legally build the furniture and then import to USA?
I would like to have my own flesh turned into a park bench when I am gone. Actually - making it out of my bones also woudl be even better.
Let me know what you figure out.
Thanks pro_the@hotmail.com
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Home remedies for burnt eyes from welding
You need to try to be innovative.
There must be a way to shield yourself.
(I must confess - I'm an engineer and not a welder - so I am hoping for an answer to share with others) On the other hand - I have known other people who have damaged eyes and skin seriously. Also on the other hand I have known others who smoke and don't give a damn unitl they are blinded burnt...
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If you were sleepwalking, where would someone find you?
It is always the same with me - in bed with a beautiful women - sure I am not walking but that is where you would find me.
It would be a big dissapointment if you woke me before that.
You imagine being awoken just outside her house.
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Has anyone ever slipped on a banana peal? :)
I once caught a gal who sliped on a banna peel.
It wasn't funny because she thought I was her hero - and yet I wasn't attracted to her.
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What's your favorite wine?
My favorite wine is that shared with a beautiful women.
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What should you really be doing right now?
I'm supposed to be saving the world with my prose.
What the f I'm here
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Is the US ready for its first Black President?
I am totally ready. I was hoping for a women black president - but the man type is an improvement at least.
Clinton was close. But Obama will still be cool until impeached for smoking with the dallas cheerleaders. I'm ok with it - that is the american dream afterall.
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Home remedies for burnt eyes from welding
Your supposed to wear a mask - what the f you want to go blind.
There are all sorts of eye drynes relievers at the pharmacy. Also expect your face to peel. moisturize now.
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Jewish people pray to "Adonái", Muslims pray to "Allah", and Christians pray to "God".Assume that these deities are all the same one and are just referenced under a different name; why are people so against a religion that is called something different?
I call God my sexy little whore.
Do what ask please.
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Why did people invent swearing?
Swearing is useful as a wakeining tool.
Some people don't listen unless offended.
So an offence needs be introduced now and then in order to communicate with the rigteous.
The problem is that swearing can become addictive to an extent in that it gets a reaction.
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What kind of job u work
Greatest Structural Engineer ever to walk the face of this Earth - probably ever will walk it.
I save the world now and then.
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People concider working with engines work, I concider it play, because I like it that much. Is there a type of work that you concider play?
When I am doing something real its play.
Whenever I am forced to play it is then work.
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Just wondering...whats it like in the girls bathroom?
The womens often have couches + plus more stalls.
That is why taking a dump isn't so important to them. They hardley seperate is out.
Other then that is is just heaven. Women with their legs spread wet and patting them down. Giggling over nothing. The powdering of noses and the sharing of makeup tips. Literally heaven.
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Is it wrong to hit on someone at a funeral?
No its the best place for it.
I have a list of people I'd like you to hit should you outlive me.
Is there a way I could arrange this?
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Why would an Atheist spend so much time and energy talking about "God", when they don't believe that "God" exists in the first place?
I spent about 15 seconds toady discussing God.
Will try to spend less tomorrow.
Hope you spend more time helping humanity - other then forcing God on them of course.
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Does the world really need Religion?
WE need fiction.
We don't need fiction disguised as truth.
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How do you forgive the unforgiveable?
Sometimes.
Othertimes I don't forgive the forgivable
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Before you downrate me i'm not being racist...Do black people believe God is black?
God is that weight that pushes the powerful into the flames of hell.
Who is in power right now?
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Does anyone else hate using a urinal? (Naturally, this one's for guys)
I taught my wife(yes she is a female) to use the urinal - not sure what the big deal is.
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Where should the legal line be drawn regarding sexuality?
We should not be allowed to have kinky sex with religious people. That is just wrong.
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Have you ever asked someone for their blessing and got rejected?
NO.
But I've never asked anyone for their blessing.
I'm not a God fearing man either.
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Can self-righteousness be cured?
As long as your not me.
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How would you rate these in order of attraction to you: looks, money, and education?
Education (or smarts at least)
Looks ( to be good looking it takes some smarts)
Money
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How do you get a girl in a day
Easy enough.
Ask her to dance, then swing and twirl her around. Say a few witty things. And then when she wets her pants from giggling at your witt, she is yours.
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How curious are you?
curioius enough to ask you why you posed the question?
How curious are you?
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What is the most untouchable subject matter in modern American cinema?
People wetting their own pants and enjoying it.
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To those of you who DID NOT vote for George W. Bush, in as few pages as possible, why?
I voted against him so that I wouldn't feel so bad about investing in war companies and making a bunch of money.
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Do you feel war serves a purpose, and why or why not.?
IT serves to torture an depress those who would do good for society.
It serves as an outlet for perverts who like blood and agony.
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WHAT CAN YOU DO AT EIGHTEEN THAT YOU COULDN'T DO BEFORE
I left - then told them to leave.
Vote - but I had my wisdoms pulled that day - so I hardly remeber that do to the pain killers.
Went to a strip club at 18 - didn't like giving my money away like that though.
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Theres this guy who is always bugging me and hes really anoying and I can't say anything or do anything to avoid him because he's black, Im not racist but dude, race has nothing to do with this, what can I do to stop him from bugging me?
Tell him he gives you gas.
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Would you think of someone different if they lived in a trailer park?
I lived in a dumpy old trailer park for three years.
Now I live uptown - own house (build new myself) and nice cars etc - outright. I also boss a whole bunch of other people around at work.
Actually liked my trailer park neighbors best.
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Do you exercise daily?
an hour of cardio every night (stairmaster etc) followed by at least a half hour of weights.
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I am confused...I live in Australia how do I celebrate the sabbats when I am upside down and wrong way round
Mork from Ork sat on his face.
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What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you during sex?
I once talked a girl into sitting on my lap at the city park at night and wetting her pants. I then ravished her.
Someone called the cops - I guess.
And walking back to my truck the police shown there spotlight on us. Both of us completely soaked in her urine.
A combination of embaressment but also a thrill for me. She was terrified by it though.
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What is the worse thing a girl can do to turn a guy off?
Crap her pants.
If that doesn't work then its love.
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If u had to have a dream guide, (to guide u through your dream) what would u choose as a guide?(man or animal)
The Goddess of Philosphy - from The Consolation of Philosophy. Only her underwear is damp.
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Has your boss ever sexually harrassed you?
S(he) would have to have some sort of power over me in order to harass me.
No one has that kind of power.
S(he) would have to resort to rape and that hasn't happened yet.
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How do you express how you feel? With words or actions?
I'm great with words - an mighty heroic when I act also.
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My daughter keeps having this dream her boyfriend is cheating on her with his ex but hes not . She wants to know what this means she dreams this everynight its making her go crazy.
She doesn't trust him.
There probably is a cause for that.
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For the guys: Ballet performance or a root canal?
Girls in tights - that ain't that bad.
Although my dental hygenist will soometimes touch my forhead with her breast.
It would be nice if the girls would take off the nylons and dance bottomless. Then ballet for sure.
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3 pts New Question: I've been dating this guy for a month, we have both fallen for each other. he just told me about his secret life of selling weed. hes been doing this for 5 years. am i at risk for trouble? what should i do? i know i should be realistic
Just dump him - hes a looser.
If you don't you'll be a drug dealing looser also.
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Is it possible for someone to be famously unknown?
Sure can.
I've been published but under a pen in order to keep my day job.
Better known as an author but not paid well - and not known at all in the states as an author.
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Would u be upset at your boyfriend if they didn't get you a gift for your birthday? does it matter?
No it doesn't matter --- men are stupid.
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Do you hate boundaries? they're always keeping me from things.
Boundaries exist so I can break through them.
Its not knowng the boundary that gets in the way.
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I have problems in interpersonal relationships because sometimes I act to needy, come out to strong and open myself quickly. People constantly disappoint me a lot and even ditch me. Any advice how to fix this problem?
Yes,
Learn how to stand yourself without other people. Spend a couple of days completely alone - no TV or radio either.
Then see at what level you can handle others.
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Have you ever been told that you are quoting literature and moaned at about it without even realising you had done so seeing has you have not read that piece of literature?
Sure - but I am usually guilty of doing that to others. Its the price you pay for being well read.
If I find that I have parrelled a philosopher or an author - thats great - it probably means I'm on the right track.
Thanks for setting me up with a question out of The Art of Motorcycle Maintenece.
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Are you ever conscious that you might post a controversial answer to a question?
To really explore a problem means that you might come up with an answer you didn't expect.
People who cannot face controversial answers - don't deserve to be asking or debating either.
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Have you ever lost your mind?
Every so often I find it - I guess that implies that it was lost - perhaps just hid or stolen though.
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Have you ever seen the rain comming down on a sunny day?
Nothing more pleasant then watching it rain on someone else while I am high and dry.
That is why I bought a house with a view of the city.
Lucretius says something of the same - so we are about 2500 years in agreement.
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What if God was one of us?
Then what would gog be good for?
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How many times a month do you talk to your mother?
I havn't talked to her in 5 years.
WOn't give her my number.
The misses emails her every so often - but that is it.
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Weirdest high temperature dream/delusion?
Damned santa and then the rax allegator (From a sald bar restraunt) visted me on chirstmas.
I was dieing at the time from chickenpox in the hospital -(had my own wing). My physician apologized for killing me - I ended up with brain swelling (rhieghs syndrome - peptol bismal)
Turned out they did visit - but hell I thought I was delusional
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Would you say "There ain't no devil, just God when he's drunk"?
Holy crap - never thought that God was just a mean drunk - now it all makes sense - hell I might even believe he exists.
God gets drunk part of the time and just fucks with reality - that even explains the christians.
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What color is your grass on the other side of the fence?
Mine is greener then theirs - even they agree.
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Do you buy things you can't afford?
No.
I have absolutly no debt - own my house and cars outright.
I am a bit of a cheap bastard - still manage to treat for my friends though.
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What do you say when you 'pledge allegiance to the flag'?
Same thing I say when I pledge allegiance to God.
(whatever go f yourself)
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Following Einstein's theory of relativity, can we travel back in time if we managed to travel faster than light?
All you have to do is reverse time for yourself.
Einsteing - who cares.
I think technically its a matter of getting light to reverse itself if you just care about perception (reliving the experience) - would have to get sound to go in reverse also etc.
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Have you ever sleep with someone becuase you know you could?
I have slept with her because I knew I could - and also I have not slept with her because I knew I could.
I don't like it easy - but when I am the exception well then its ok.
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What resturant do u recomend me to go.
Perferably one with a clean restroom.
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How many times have you moved in your life?
Seems around 10 times that I can recollect that I have moved from place to place.
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Although repulsive, isn't vomit still technically edible?
Didn't Salman Rushdie have a character eat his own shit and then eat his own vomit with shit in it as a goat.
Only non-muslims should comment of course.
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I'm writing a paper about shy people.. what do u think about them?
I think you are either resposible and brave - or you are irresponsible and shy.
I'll quiet down if others are talking - but I do have important things to say.
I've done toastmasters, taken dance lessons etc - plus I've a pretty good education backing me up - all of that is so I could become the life of the party - and a vocal responisble member of society.
To just be shy...
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Would you consider yourself an extrovert or an introvert?
I don't mind showing off - extrovert.
This wears me down - introvert.
I like thinking and reading and doing research - introvert.
I like talking about it - extrovert.
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What do u think about the astronaut lady who wore a diaper across the country?
The diaper part was hot.
Woman astronauts fighting in diapers over which one gets to have an affair with me.
One lucky astronaut.
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Do you have bad handwriting?
Yes,
Do to nerve damage I got as a kid (from medication).
I can write better but at a cost of a headache.
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If we as humans were to have "evolved" into what we are today, why hasn't pooping been made easier and cleaner?
The worst thing that eve happened to humanity was the toilet.
Now there are usually no consequences - normally you don't have to even think about it- even the cleaning supplies are supplied for you.
We don't even know better then to hike away from the village to go. We don't think about eating too much or the wrong foods - because its so easy to take care off.
People...
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I have diarrhea and want to take a walk. Should I take it easy instead?
No go for it.
Life is about taking chances.
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Is it acceptable to go over a drain if you get an attack of severe diarrheoa in the street and you cant find a toilet?
Its not acceptable - but if you have no choice. Better in a drain then down your legs to then walk it about.
I've never found myself in this situation - but have been with girls when they have - Really its not that bad to be around someone taking a shit outside.
Just do what you can to make it least inconvient and gross for others - better in a drain then on the middle of a sidewalk.
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Male 49 i have a fantasy to be a womans toilet
where can i find a woman to help me with this
i seek a longterm relationship
You just need to be upfront with it.
Most woman will do anything.
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What was your worst public restroom experience?
Once I took a girl to the beach - the outhouse restroom was closed so were both wandering around the back and there was a pile of human feces - had to of been multiple mutliple people going number two - makes me gag even now. Even now I can't wrapp my head around what it would take to go nearby wear someone else has gone in the woods.
It completely ruined the mood.
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What excuse should i never use for being late?
Don't ever give an excuse - just say sorry I'm late.
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Why wasnt i creative anough to come up with the ever so famous paper clip?
Most solutions only seem simple after theyve been solved.
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What's the best way to stay awake in class?
wiggle your toes
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I feel nervous everyday and I don't know why. Is that trying to tell me something?
Its that feeling that makes life exciting.
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Do you think a person can ever really feel totally "complete"
No - becuase we are social animals and that means you will always be tied to the others - and that means you can never feel complete becuase they will not ever get there themselves.
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Have you ever gotten back at someone without them knowing it? (ex. using their toothbrush to clean the baseboards in the bathroom)
Laxitives.
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Would you go out with a person who just happens to be outside the public bathroom in the office building where you work waiting for you every time you come out?
That would suggest she was kinky.
So totally I would.
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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
When you point to your bum - that can be mistaken as foreplay - whether or not you have to go.
Also if might just suggest that your itchy down there.
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Would you wear a diaper while traveling so you only had to stop for gas- no bathroom breaks?
I think its a good idea though - I'm not much for traveling accross country --- soo boring. But the next time I do - perhaps a diaper is a good way of taking control.
That way I could just stop and stretch when I wanted too only.
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Do you need to clean off or cover the toilet seat of a public bathroom to be safe?
I keep some alcohol rubs with me just for that.
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How do you come to know that you need to go to the bathroom?
I am not positive that one is ever sure - its just easier to go with the signals rather then waiting and seeing.
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Whats the most efficient way to spend $1?
Most ways of exchanging money are pretty equivalent as far as time value.
If you burn it it can never be used again - That would be the mose inefficient way as far as use from that dollar goes.
Buying anything that is a service is probably inefficient also.
To get the most bang out of your buck - Gasoline is probably a pretty high bet. Credit card it.
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What are you thoughts on Bush, Blair and Howard being tried for war crimes in Kuala Lumpur?
This is the one thing that I am mad at clinton over also.
I don't think you can just be mad at the leaders - you have to be mad at the people also. But Clinton liked to say he was just mad at the leaders - Bush followed suit - and here we are executing leaders and then wondering why the people can't get along.
Sooner or later something like the above will happen - and both the...
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Why does saving your virginity til you are married such a big thing for some people?
Most cowards try to turn cowardice into a virtue.
Waiting is either smart cause you can't afford to be a parent, smart because you don't want to catch a disease, or cowardly becuase your scared someone might find something out about you.
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What are you doing to change the world?
I became an engineer - then a structural engineer - then earned my masters in business.
I build what the military calls targets - and I build them all over the world.
I take the part about live that I like and improve on it. I do what I can to make way for societies growth. I try to convince people who do not think they are important that they actually are crucial.
Anybody who...
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Has anyone ever wet their pants while getting spanked?
I have had her wet her pants for me.
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What are some examples of kegel exercises?
That makes for the best sex from the guys perspective also.
The pushing and tightening is maddeningly good.
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Is sexual foreplay over rated?
The whole day is foreplay - absolutly worth it.
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What is your favorite type of sex anal, oral, or vaginal?
The best sex is when all three happen.
I like it wet and messy also.
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Which woud you prefer to do, go to the bathroom in a public restroom or hold it in?Why?
I'll go anywhere - why be uncomfortable.
I do like it best when she decides to hold it though. Desperation is a turn on.
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How sensitive are you about your personal appearance?
I could give a damn - but other people are stupid - so I try to look good and ironed.
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What is wrong with teenagers today?
NOthing,
Read Rousseau, John Locke, Plato - all the same complaints as today. That suggests nothing has changed.
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Is two years long enough to plan a runaway?[don't tell me not to, because I will anyway]
It is hard to recover from being a homeless teenager - that is if you do.
As an adult - I just don't talk to my parents, as far as I know - they don't know where I am. But for me it took just waiting to leave - in that respect there was no one that could come after me for any reason then.
It is hard to even cross the boarder to Canada without passport and parental approval.
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I'm 17. Can I just walk into a drugstore and buy condoms?
Yes - it isn't a problem.
If anyone bugs you - say you needed them for a practicle joke. Like putting on your teachers door knob
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Are you a trusthworthy person?
Can't trust an honest person.
I'm whichever you prefer.
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I like things that fit together perfectly. What do you like that fits?
I like it when irony fits.
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If your broke nd planning on running away...is canada a good place to run off too?
Best thing is usually to wait until your 18 and then leave. Unless it is a physical abuse situation - even then you can find help usually.
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What is your biggest fear and have you attempted conquering it? Success or Failure?
Reincarnation with the same or similiar assholes.
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If God showed up at your door..what would you do?
I would be hospitable I presume - but I would mention that the neighbors claim to be more interested.
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Could you fire your counsler if they told a secert to your parents that they promised not to tell?
I wouldn't trust them again.
What do you need an counsler for anyway? Is this someone who holds power over you or can you f' with them and your parents - could be fun?
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Does infidelity inevitably ruin a relationship?
Usually - it at least changes the relationship that is definite.
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Who is the biggest poser you know?
President Bush
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What do you do when you are angry at someone but can't voice your anger?
I voice it anyway - free will and all that (I own it)
If your talking impossible because they can't be reached then I find a surrogate and voice it at them.
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Any thoughts on the polar coordinate system?
For most problems it complicates rather then simplfies.
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If youv fallen in love with two people which one do you choose?
Both of them - they will understand.
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Which do you find to be most intense: love or anger?
When it hits - desire is the most intense emotion.
Anger is easily manageable.
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Which do you find to be most intense: love or anger?
When it hits - desire is the most intense emotion.
Anger is easily manageable.
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Is electric power cheaper than gasoline?
Making the electrity at once place is usually more effiecient (whether it be nuclear, coal, dams etc.).
Whether it is cheaper - that is a matter of make believe economics - could go either way depending on the mood.
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Some people at school take credit for some things that i came up with, how do i confront them about it?
It is also worth asking yourself why they would and on what level you care.
As an adult I have had people steal ideas and even writtings of mine and publish them themselves. My solution is to still keep them in a binder with a note that they are mine. Frankly I'm just happy when I'm a part of getting things accomplished - other people can be glory hoggs if they want - I like the...
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What word do you use for underwear? (i.e. panties, 'knickers', jocks, etc)
Usually I refer to them as "In the way!!"
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If you created a new kind of soda, what would you call it?
Peefection
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Would you if you had baby boy get him circumsized? why or why not?
I would.
Easier to clean and longer sex. (The longer sex part is most important)
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Is it just me or does ab seem really dead right now?
Its been slow since God died - who'd of thought.
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Do you think that you can actually change the world?
I've been busy saving it - but I do have some plans to change it.
I have changed it already - but your question strikes me as future tense.
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Is there anything listed in the Christian Bible as an "unforgivable sin"? If so, where?
Think of the bible as worthless crapp.
Now ask yourself what an unforgivable sin is.
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Will you help me escape?
Escaping is what I do for a living - so sure.
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What is the least painful way to die?
On the operating table (unless they screwed up and have only imobilized you).
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If you had to "come out" about your True Identity (as opposed to the polished-up fluff you've told us here on the 'bag), what would you say?
I other self is even Greater.
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My friend needs something to protect him. he has the worst luck in the world. Do you have a protection charm or spell I could do for him?
It is called self confidence.
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How do you conquer the fact that some people try their best to intimidate you?
I do not mind boldly frustrating them
You will not find timidity here. I find no problems in facing others or myself for that matter. Even don't mind exposing my own faults.
Have at me and see.
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Who do you trust will bring a better world? Man or God?
I will bring about a better world. The rest is God's fault.
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What is your current mood and music?
Could give a damn about music.
I am mentally heroic.
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What is the strangest phobia you have?
I don't like it when my ass is dirty. And yet I am straight.
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Do you think you have a choice in this world, or it is already all planned out, so you can't do anything about it anyway?
We can't help that others are idiots.
If a person is physically or mentally able to put in the effort then once has choice.
The prisoner's dilema does come into play now and then - but usually a little wit and there is an alterior solution.
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MY BREAST REALLY ITCHA AND MY NIPPLES REALLY HURT AND NOW MY BREAST ARE STARTING TO HURT WAT DO YOU THINK THIS MEANS?
This is easy.
It means you prefer the twist over the rub.
Some like the soothing rub, but you, you want the pinch and the twist and you probably also like the anal.
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Do you care about the world falling in to crumbs?
I am fighting it to the point of exhausten everyday.
I try to make improvements even - as if. Facing the inevitable and laughing at it. I still care for now.
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Why is there a girls toilet and a boys toilet?
It is a leftover from victorian ideals.
Women are supposed to be patient and proper - your not really even supposed to have a bathroom - your suppossed to hold it.
Men - even the gentlemen - have the right to go before a duel.
Lets face it - you can appear lady like even while desperate - even while pissing your pants (or undergarments and diapers as the ladies wore so as to not be...
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Do you think Plato made grammatical errors in latin and does it matter?
Thats what I thought you said.
Bible is a metaphor for lies.
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If you got high and cheated on your gf/bf would you tell them
If I cheated then I was already a bad person so I wouldn't tell.
Good people wouldn't get caught in that situation.
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Should all Americans have free healthcare(employed or not)?
As soon as I get free - healthcare I am retiring.
Then I will be as good as a European.
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What is the best treatment for a pulled muscle, heat or cold?
No matter what you choose there was a better treatment.
Personally ,I would go with both alternating.
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Are you dying to live or just living to die?
I live with enthusiasm.
Alot of good its going to do though.
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Describe evidence that in your opinion, proves God has a sense of humor.
Don't have any - if he or she exists then he or she is a son of a bitch (or whatever that represents).
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I got married two months ago, and just found out that my husband had a penis enlargement years ago. With him doing so, that made him incompitent to where he has to get testosterone injections and take viagra. Is this grounds for annulment?
Alright wendy - why are you topsy turby?
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I am a freak I like to do different things but my husband likes to do the same postion all the time. How do I get him to try to do different things without hurting his feelings?
Most men just want to do the same thing for the whole act.
Which is differnt then switching.
Have him start differnet - he should finish different.
Unless youve found his special postition in which case that is the position you should always end with.
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Do you love confusion?
I love taking complicated problems and coming up with simple solutions (that work).
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What are some good authors?and what genre do they write?
For you:
Jack Kerouac (dharma bums) - I know it sounds hippie - but he is usually a bit depressed
I think you might enjoy some Neitzche (Beyond Good and Evil) maybe. Still might want to start with Plato though.
As a short story - you should look up H.G Wells (The Green Door) online for free - I think you would like that one - its about wanting and love in a way - you might get into...
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Do you think anything is beyond critisism?
I would like to see the top 100 criticisms and what is wrong with them.
I am sure I could tear apart any critisism and even easier the critic - what kind of person would waste so much time anyway.
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Did you grow up to be what you wanted when you were a kid?
I always wanted to be the mad scientist who saves the world.
Damned if I wasn't close.
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What are your favorite quotes?
"Look death in the face with joyful hope and consider this a lasting truth.
The righteous man has nothing to fear and the gods will not forsake him" Socrates.
Also
"I have sworn hostility against all forms of tyranny over the minds of men" Thomas Jefferson.
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How would you quit your job if you won the lottery?
Winning the lottery would give me that extra boost in order to really be creative.
I would leave my current job for sure.
For sure I would just get up and leave - not saying anything to anybody. Peolple have a way of mucking up a persons plans if they think youve come into something good.
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Why is love so easy to get into, hard to keep, and hard to get out of?
Life is apparently meaningless (because you and everything else will die).
Things like love(or enthusiam) - for people or for your job or what have you, defies life in that respect.
Defying the meaninlessness is a form of rebellion - and is seen in both enthusiasm and heroism
In my dreams I sometimes see people that see life for what it is and yet are still heroic.
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If you hated love, like me, what would your reasons be for hating it?
I hate it bacause people hide behind it and use it for excuses to do mean things.
I hate because others are dissapointed when I don't live up to their expecations - or Ive exceeded their expectations they really loved that other me that doesn't exist.
I hate it because love usually precedes hate.
I hate it because it gets in my head and I see the good things in other people...
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Tell me something that i would not know?
Aqq1@2 is my password for something - I am told that it is the best password ever though up as far as the pinky goes - try it.
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Do you ever look through a users past questions to see if there are any you are interested in?
Only becuase of a severe interest in the type of person who would ask or answer something in such an interesting way.
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Do you ever feel like no matter how much you love someone that you can never quite prove it to them?
This is a problem with people in general.
I really can accept others exept for that one thing which is other people tend to close up and hide the inner self. At that point I am just bored I guess - yet still I try and struggle.
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How do you get yourself to throw up? this is for eductional purposes[school]
I was born with a hietal hernia - had it fixed.
But before I could throw up at will.
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When some one says things are about to get worse, what are you thinking?
Attacks from the competition - followed by bad weather of all things - and again I will have to play the role of the hero.
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Can you finish this sentence? Let's pretend that...
you love me. And that I love you.
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Why is love so easy to get into, hard to keep, and hard to get out of?
Expectations are by their nature usually better then reality.
There is that problem though where I one thinks ones expectations should be better.
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Tomorrow I start work behind the bar of a well renowned restaurant. I have never done this before, any tips?
What matters the most is that you smile.
Fuck - I hat that - but it seems to play out as true.
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Do you think that you know urself completely?
I am not sure that I know myself in the future.
I was hoping he would get his act together and com visit for awhile.
It might just be a bad omen - in which case I know myself in the future also.
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An "alternative" lifestyle is "alternative" to what?
It is alternate to misguided expectations.
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What's the most awesome display of nature's power that you've personally witnessed or been in?
I'm the most awesome display of power period -That I have personally witnessed. Even nature is jealous.
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What is ur intension being on answerbag exactly?
Actually - I wanted to bag a girl - a very specific one.
But now I am practicing anwering questions on the fly.
I would like to say that I am seeking answers but I have already determined that I won't get any good ones.
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Do you fear death? Or Should death fear you?
If death really does think he is good at chess then he is in real trouble.
Even then - I figure I am just going to skip over him.
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I saw a funny sign outside a church the other day. It said "Try Jesus. If you don't like him the Devil will take you back." What do you think?
I think it presumes that either matters.
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Isn't helping others just a way to make us feel better about ourselves?
Helping others is a way of being outside the problem, and looking in.
We are what we are - but being outside of reality is usually nicer.
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What is the ultimate never changing truth for you?
I am heroic in nature.
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Why do you believe in God?
It would take God to make that happen.
So I do not think it is going too.
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Whats the special thing about movie pulp fiction which you liked?
Conversation.
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Which phenomenon makes u believe in God very very firmly?
Pheneomenon is why I don't believe in God.
If I have to figure it out for myself - what is the point of having him around.
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What happens if there is a technology developed which can built a city on ocean the same as we live on land?
F the land dwellers then.
I'm buying that condo on the equator - I think I would like to keep it in U.S. territory - European territory would be ok if they have it on the Equator.
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What is the difference between ego and self respect?
Ego is into praise (although sometimes it is into condemation from authority(.
Self-respect is against praise.
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Does anyone know how to get over extreme shyness?
Really - one should know what one is shy about.
I'm not sure - but I think you have to be shy about a certain topic -" I'm not smart", " I stink", "I'm ugly", "I worry", "I don't want to sound a certain way", "I don't want them to think such and such." Find out what that is - and then over come it.
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If you are shy what has helped you overcome your shyness?
I am not shy - never have been - BUT have been accused of it because at times I havn't said anything.
I was raised by perfectionists so to say the wrong thing was worse then being quiet - Now I get a certain thrill out of saying the wrong thing.
When I know I can't say the wrong thing - my mind freezes - truth is I don't care - I don't mind the silence as much as...
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What are the best jobs for nice, shy 18YO girls who don't like to deal directly with people and food business and how can I get hired when I don't have the best work history(but I have never been fired). Should I be honest with employers about my shyness?
I don't like to travel - (the reasons : don't like heights cause my ears are messed up abit - am allergic to hotels (feathers and really am allergic to soybean and fish etc - makes eating at a fancy restraunt hard plus I think travel is boreing)
The Point:
I went with a recruiter and said - look I do not want to travel - he came back with : Nobody ever says that - I have the...
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Why are people so curious?
We are all looking for an escape.
We all know that it is hidden and small - despite the fact that that is just a presumption.
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There was an experiment done by a university in the early 1900's to test the strength of horses. They found that one horse was able to pull approx. 700 lbs, the other 800. But, combined, they were able to pull 2,000+. anyone have any info on this?
Two horses acting in opposite dirctions arn't any better then once horse and a tree acting in opposite directions.
That is the law.
That is why most of you arn't any better then and old tree.
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Should I become a police officer or should I major in broadcasting?
The main point is to do something.
If you can actually do something then you will have done more then most.
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If you could scream one word out in public and no one would care, what would it be?
I think that is every word I can think off.
They don't care.
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What is the Holy Trinity?
It is the switch part of the bait and switch, which would of been a duointiy but for the wiseass behind the concept.
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What is the Holy Trinity?
It is the switch part of the bait and switch, which would of been a duointiy but for the wiseass behind the concept.
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What is the Holy Trinity?
It is the switch part of the bait and switch, which would of been a duointiy but for the wiseass behind the concept.
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What dream you had yesterday?
I came up with a proof that knowledge does not exist wrote a book about it and called it a critique of pure reason.
Woke up - some one else had already written that book - but mine would of been better.
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Do You Think My Mom Will Pull Through?, She Is In A Coma from A poisoning, we think our MAID did it but aren't sure, she might not make it, can you convince me she will? In the hospital right now , my grandma is flying in but Im alone for another few hour
I'd be more worried about the police thinking it was you if I were you.
Did you do it?
It is never the maid from my experience - always family.
If your father was fng the maid then and only then is it possible - that is unless your mother or your brother or sister of yourself was fng the maid.
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Why doesn't the American public demand from the government Universal healthcare?
healthy and stupid seem to go hand in hand.
I've always been perplexed by that also.
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How do i get me parakeet to talk right back plz
You stress it out by making it think in order to get food.
Let the bird be.
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Do we poop out the same amount we eat? (Eventually?)
No - we pee sweat and release heat and poop the same amount we eat and drink.
Its conservation of energy - not conservation of volume or mass.
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Do people have a right to be racist?
NO - rights come with responsibility.
Responsible people are always trying to help people overcome obsticles.
Racists caus obsticles - and someday will cause rights to be removed.
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Whats worse constantly down rating or constantly moderating?
The little tipsters are the worse - your grammer - your spelling - who needs them - most others can't read anyway.
Don't care about being rated down - actually gives me that tingle - proof that someone listened.
I do prefer extreme over moderate - as for answers though.
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I dont understand why some people after making one mistake, they make the same one?dont they learn from it?
Most peole still believe in God even after tasting pussy.
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Whats the best ' yo mama ' joke you ever heard?
I take my momma very seriously.
She wears army boots - been to jail.
hell she even held a pistol to my head and told me to get over the shell shock.
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I dont understand why some people after making one mistake, they make the same one?dont they learn from it?
It is called faith.
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How do you stop the windmills in your mind?
I actuall know how to pull the plug on all the Electrical generators in real life - including the windwills.
Bu I don't.
OMG the mind - guess it is not an option.
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What are some things you could change about answerbag if you could?
I would like to have sexual relations with the women the rate me either up or down.
And mostly nothing to do with the men other then bragg to them about having sexual realations with all the women.
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Does this "god" in christian religion have a name or is he just called "god"?
His real name is Convenient.
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What is the longest time(days) you have fasted on or drank water only?
three
Just for he hell of it.
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If you could see any musician, live or dead, perform thier final concert, who would it be?
The conglomerated lesbian pee pants chicks.
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Which side are you on?
I am on the other side.
Just so happens that that is where I stand.
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Should all Americans have free healthcare(employed or not)?
As soon as I get free healthcar I am retireing. The rest of you be damned.
So it might be best if me and me alone doesn't get that.
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Where are all the serious I need to know sort of questions?
Serious left with the spine.
I didn't realise at first they were partners, but after they were gone I see it and all that most were left with was a sense of humor and that is frustrating to relate with when that is all you have.
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Do you think most stereotypes are true? (i.e. asians-math, afros- fried chicken, whites- box wine)
No - its just the minority of stereotypes that are true. But those in power believe that those stereotypes lie cheat and still.
Little do they know that those stereotypes are the ones sleeping with their wifes and occasionaly their husbands.
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Do you think your being used for your money?
Yes,
But on a spiritual level it is ok. It is my monvey that creates happiness - that must be good.
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Who was the greatest serial killer of all time, and why?
Ther president of the USA some day.
He will of killed the most for no good reason.
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Is it okay to take a girl out on the first date to Chuck E Cheese's?
You have to treat for games.
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Does your butt ever get sore from sitting too long in your computer chair?
No I usually get sore from living life.
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In evolution, desirable traits are kept, and undesirable ones are slowly eliminated from a species. Why do humans still have B.O. and hairy legs?
Desire isn't they only thing that has to do with survival.
Thoug I like a womans bo and I like her hairy legs and armpits and ass and vagina also.
Perhaps beauty isn't meant to survive.
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What do you wear to bed?
sometimes a bed spread - sometimes a women - sometimes a sheet - sometimes nothing
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Why does the rest of the world look down on you if they know you smoke pot?
It is not cause of the pot.
Every one just about - thinks they are above you.
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Do you think there is life outside of our earth?
I think there is and odds are it is going to win.
The fact that it beats us on earth does suggest a linguistic problem.
Can aliens - those outside- defeat a population while beint inside the earthc astmosphere.
I don't suppose I will care when it happens - but that still might be my question as I lay dieing for their ray guns.
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I was at Hastings,a store that sells/rents videos,movies and music.A girl was there with a round band-aid on her nose.Don't you think that is worse than the actual piercing?
The piercing scar s distracting also - that was almost all I noticed by the clinique makeup girl on a date with another girl before a party.
There was the piercing scar - but also she had indigestion.
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Do i need my high school diploma in toronto ontario to become a real estate agent?
Get the damne diploma anyway.
Real estate is already just a field for wash outs.
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What is everything you know about sexual abbuse/abuse? (facts).
Most don't like being abused.
There are many that don't ming abuseing.
Sexually is convinent - both with children and with adults.
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Which song have you had stuck on your brain all day?
It doesn't happen very often/
I've actually been wondering whether or not Kant was serioius.
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Religous or not how many of you have sinned or are sinning in the eyes of the bible?
Christ made mistakes also - same as sinning.
I have made a couple of sins - but havn;t let them hang me on the cross yet - so far that makes me better then him - perhaps I will be humbled and become his equal.
We will see.
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What has been the thing you've regretted MOST after a night of drinking?
Telling that girl at the punk rock concert that I liked her because I like things that are wrong.
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If you could take 1 thing into your coffin with you, what would you take?
A get out of coffin-jail ticket.
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Does anyone every feel the need to hide behind the judgements others have preconceived about them?
Yes,
There are times when it is just too much trouble to fight perconceived notions.
It is easier to just admit they are right - even apparently embrace it and then move on to a problem that is handleable.
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If you can go to any planet: Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, or Uranus, which one would it be? (Pluto is not a planet anymore just to let you know. And don't say Earth as an answer unless you're a real alien...)
Hot people belong on Mercury.
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What is the best way to tell someone of the opposite sex that you like them?
Tell them what it is you like about them:
Their attitude - hair - necklace - haircut etc.
Try that first.
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My boyfriend's ex-wife's best friend is a part of the circle of friends that myself & my boyfriend associate with. She does not make any effort to be friendly with me. I try to be cordial but most of the time it is uncomfortable. What should I do?
Ask her for advice.
Tell her you hate it when he refuses to do anything. Or make up some other story about how he has had an affair with someone else.
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Guys: Have you ever, or have you ever wanted to, spun/spin in a circle whilst peeing, thus creating the "sprinkler" effect?
I have done that and shot it above my head. I would find it sexy if a women did it also.
I have seen a women pee while standing up - so it is posssible.
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What is the most awkward moment you can remember? why was it so awkward and what happened?
I was on a date when she having some intestinal problems crapped herself.
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What's your idea of hell?
eternity in church - only hell with that boring sermon.
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What do you think of someone dying from wearing a seatbelt? (It's happened, go look it up)
I wear a belt sometimes.
People have died from that also but it keeps my pants up.
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Does the toilet in your house have a separate room, or is it located in the bathroom?
In the master bath its seperate - in the guest bath it is with the sink and bathtub.
I think that makes sense for my own benefit it is nice having it seperate for that master bath. I can wash in the sink after - and not interfere with the lady of the houses primping.
For guests I want them to have that sink nearby reminding them to wash their hands at least.
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Do you think the North and South of the United States will ever try to become 2 separate nations?
I'm still waiting for us to become one nation.
The south shoulw catch up evetually don't you think?
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Is vegetable juice dangerous to drink whilst making extended stays away from toilet facilities?
My favorite thing to do on a date is get her to drink lots of juice - especially with a little voldka and then its along scenic walk.
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If you became president/prime-minister etc, what would you change first in you country?
If I could change it - I would want people to think that education, intelligence , creativity, and wit are all the very minimum obligations that you have. Your duty is to be brilliant.
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Why did God tell me that he won't let me quit being a diciple even if I wanted to?
Because he is abusive and overbearing.
Dump him like you would the others.
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I have a pretty major mouth and uvula fetish. I love looking in the mouths of beautiful ladies.
I dont think it is very common as i cannot find any publications or web sites that cover this. Can anybody help me?
Please? Thankyou
Congradulations on being creative kink.
I suspect denistry is right for you.
There must be some good dentist porn out their for you - perhaps that is the right field for you.
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Do you have a fetish?
They are kinks,
I like women with excited eyes.
I like women who are intelligent.
I like it when a women wets her pants.
I like it when a women shares her secrets.
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I found some pictures on my husbands computer. He admitted to having a fetish for nylons. I knew he liked to have sex with me wearing them but thought he just liked the smooth feel of them. We have no sex life. What should I do? he says he wont look again
Wear nylons - duh.
Think of it as a kink not as a fetish.
I like it when women wet their pants. Would you prefer that?
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How can a guy dance like a girl?
Let the other one lead.
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Whose voice is on the "please hang up and try again" phone message?
I'm not sure - but I think I dated her.
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Is there a way you prevent yourself from blushing when around a person you have a serious crush on?
Makeup
or
Confidence
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Why do people put so much emphasis on cleaning your teeth multiple times a day (even once every day?)... Toothpaste as we know it less than 100 years old I believe...
Get a couple of fillings and you will be flossing also.
You can just have your teeth pulled.
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What were Saddam's last words?
Why hast thou forsaken me.
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What is the Bible and why do i care?
It is a slightly better read then War and Peace. It has a bunch of parables that you can shape to match whatever you already believe.
You care because other people are using it in order to control other people who are reading andd believing it.
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What is the most important thing in your life?
Enthusiasm
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If you could relive on moment of your life what moment would it be
that day biking around with Timina when we were kids before she moved away - and was later killed by her mother.
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What was the best sex
The best sex is with me - if your a women.
Surely it was that time in the park after a few drinks and a long walk when she sat on my lap looked me in the eyes and wet her pants.
I had her pants down shortly and had at her a few times - both of us soaked by her.
Exciting in that someone called the police and she walked away hand in had with the police spot-light from their patrol...
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Are there any home treatments for acid reflux?
I had a hiatal hernia operation.
Hurt for awhile - but overall was definitely worth it.
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If you had to choose between the two, would you choose to have to experience a hurricane or a tornado?
I have been through both.
The hurricane on a boat. And watched the tornado in the middle of nowhere landlocked.
Hurricane made me a bit sea sick.
There is something more peaceful about thinking you are going to die while at sea though. The ocean lulls you into it.
Less likely to die in a tornado.
Its a wash - in that respect the hurricane is more metaphorical - would have...
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How can you build confidence in order to talk to attractive girls?
come up with something that you would like to be an expert in - study up and then talk about it.
The key to talking is knowing.
Also try to learn some techniques for the pauses.
I keep a line about the legend of atlantis and that paused in conversation are a necessity do to an innate desire to mourn at 15 after and 15 till.
I don't believe it for a second but it gets me through...
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I like this guy in my math class. we are friendly, and he sometimes helps me with my homework. but i think he likes another girl. I'm afraid to tell him because i have no experience. i have never liked somebody before. what should i do?
Ask him out - nothing to lose it sounds like.
So what with the other girl.
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My mom is mad because I won't help her investigate some "work at home business-processing rebates". I think it is a scam, anyone have any experiences where you have to pay money to make money?
Most scams you can still make money at - the catch is that it is usually more work to make easy money then it is just to work.
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Have you ever been stood up on a date?
Yes I have. - more then once now that I think about it.
I never let it get me down. Even took out the gals who have stood me up later.
Last time - I still ended up at a street concert and spent the evening dancing and drinking with a gal I picked up in spite - taught her the salsa. It was a good time.
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What is the best therapy for overcoming depression?
The best therapy is to feign enthusiam - and to try to do something real.
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Apart from soap and warm water, what are ways to keep the vagina and anus clean?
For the anus - After the first wipe - I'll use a lotion and put it on the TP and wipe again - followed by a drying wipe or two.
This allows me to keep clean even when using a public stall.
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I am a person who loves sex, but I am unable to have an orgasm unless I masturbate. My wife was almost raped once, and now two years after we have been having sex regularly she cannot have sex without feeling like it's almost rape. What do we do?
Yeah Yeah counciling.
Ask your wife to take charge with the sex. She needs to bark orders at you - so she maitains the power.
Have her tie you up etc - remove the threat then have sex. She can masurbat you then - however she wants - or herself in front of you.
Roleplay where you are a passive - have her pretend to be the teacher and you the student.
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I want more sex than my boyfriend does, and we fight about it. Now he feels inadequate and I feel undesired. Is there any way to work this out?
Find out what his real fantasy is.
I can take on ordinary sex for only so long until I get bored of it - but if its the sex that incorporates on of my fantasies then I'm in it until I'm raw.
But personal fantasies are hard for most men to share.
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How can I remove the brown stains on my anus so that I can engage in anal sex without feeling like I'm grossing my partner out?
There is all the waxing stuff.
But most anus' are more pinkish if just out of the shower.
There are also those face creams that are supposed to help circulation - creating a pink.
The best thing though is to just make sure your clean down there at least (again with the lotions - that can help).
You know your partner might not mind it with your annus is a little bit dirty -...
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I want to make my wife ejaculate. What are some tips for achieving female ejaculation?
Have her maintain a fullish bladder.
Then forplay first.
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If a woman enjoys anal sex from a man, is it okay for a man to want a woman to perform anal sex on him?
Its fine to want it - and its fine to have it.
As for me - I prefer being the one giving it to her.
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How can i have sex with my girl friend?
Best if you can get her to agree to it - It is tricky having sex with someone without them knowing it.
The best way with women is to do something impressive and then seduce her.
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If you found a condom in your husbands pocket for the second time what would you do?
smother it with icy-hot and then putt it back.
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Have you ever taken revenge on a past boyfriend or girlfriend? What did you do? And why?
I sure have.
After the breakup whens she then came back to me - I pretended of foreplay with her with KY Gelly, but had mixed in some Glycerin Suppositiories also. I then took her out dancing.
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I want to have a threesome with my friend and girlfriend but dont know how i can ask my girlfriend this please help.
Ask her what she fantacises about first. Your odds are like one and three that she thinks about mulitple partners.
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If you are shy what has helped you overcome your shyness?
I have found that knowing stuff helps - The older I have become the less shy I am. I'm not shy in anyway nowadays.
Identifiying what you are afraid off helps though. Do you just not have anything to say - or are you scared of other peoples reactions or are you scared you'll wet your pants in terror?
I did do some practice runs with a girl who was terrified of public speaking...
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Are you an evolutionist or a creationist?
More of an evolutionist - here is why.
THings change - and if you can guess right about the next change you will probally win.
This goes for stock market, corporate culture, even popular religion and literature etc.
Creationism doesn't benefit me - because if there is a God - he mad it so that things change.
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Which sexual position gives you the most orgasm?
The more I feel in charge the better the orgasm.
It is good when I can just bend her over something.
Really though if we can start out with her blowing me awhile while I toungue her vagina and annus until we are both moaning - followed by that intense attack and thrust. That is almost best.
Really the best for me - is when she trys to pee a little while we are doing it - even...
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What is your favorite spot to find potential dates?
Really Barne and Nobles book store has been pretty good.
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How do you forget someone you are in lust with?
It is good to define why you are in lust with that person.
Is it that they are perfects or is it really that you want to take advantage of some fault of their?
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Why do dogs smell the butts of other dogs?
When ever I get a chance - I would smell her butt also.
There is alot you can tell by smelling a persons butt.
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Where would you stop at pleasing your partner?
If it wasn't for germs - I probalby wouldn't stop anywear.
There is no way I could do a three-some with another man - yeah it makes me wan't to vomit - but worse then that - there is no man willing to experiment like that that hasn't probably been elswere where he shouldn't of been.
Other then that - for it being just between her and me - I'll do almost...
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What is so offensive about underwear?
All turn-ons are offensive - evidently I like being offended.
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Have you ever taken a "pledge of abstinence" and then broken it soon after?
Yes I have promised her I wouldn't and then followed up by taking advantage of her.
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What's the best thing you've ever done while the teacher had their back turned?
I stuck my up shelly's skirt while we were waiting at the principles office.
I was in trouble for being a smart mouth - I think she was getting a recommendation for a scholarship.
She became all wet down there so it was also the first time I'd ever stuck my finger up a girl's annus.
Anyway, I had that smell to tide me over while I was being taught some sort of lesson.
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Do most boys tell their parents when they lose their virginity?
I told them I lost it long before I did - just to bother them and get it out of the way.
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I'm a Christian and was raised believing sex before marriage is a sin. But what if I want it to happen now? Should I put my religious beliefs above what I want?
Put yourself first.
God needs to stop being so selfish anyway.
On your death bed you'll regret waiting. Sex is so much fun - you are competely missing out.
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What do you think of sweats?
I love seeing sweats on a women - and I like the writting on the butt also. letting me know that your bum is delicious - that is nice to know.
The best is when they sneak down a little and I can spy thong style lacey undies underneath.
I also like the grey ones especially where the material changes color when it gets wet. When working out at the gym - I love to watch them turn to let me...
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My mom has called me a prostitute before....and she says i have sex all the time but this is almost every time shes drunk....how do i tell her that ive been single all my life and tell her to listen too me?
I'd give up on her.
She will never listen to you - That is not her style - I think it is only possible to suggest - most people do not take orders.
Your out of luck.
If I was you I'd play it up a little - let her know that you are a high price prostitute. And that you don't have sex with your customers you just have drinks with them - or play scrabble and chess.
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Why is human relations much more than just getting people to like you?
There is getting people to like you.
There is also getting people to do what is best for themselves. Maybe getting them to do what is best for you.
People don't always respond best because they like you - sometimes its because they respect you - and sometimes it is because they hate you.
Sometimes they hate you for pointing out that they should do what is best.
I think it gets...
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If your not sure a guy likes you and your scared to ask then what should you do?
Life is too short for shyness by anybody.
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Are Liberals Nader-loving, loud-mouthed health nazis who believe in double standards
No. Not at all usually.
Liberals are people who believe in improvement (but that improvement is can easily become an issue between liberals).
Conservatives defend the statis quo.
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If you could choose to live your life like your in an action movie, would you live that life, or your current one?
My current one so far.
All that shoot em up stuff is a bore. As it is I am modern intellectual who likes my job for the most part, likes my friends for the most part, and gets some when I want it for the most part.
Better then most movies.
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Do you enjoy quiet people or talkers most?
I like deep talkers.
I do not really care for shy people who need oodles of needling to say something - but also do not like shallow talkers who blah blah blah about nothing.
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Why is it, that after I found out that I was cheated on, after she did the most terrible things she could do behind my back, that I still love my ex? How can I get over her...?
I think I'd give the same advice as always.
Ask here to do those things for you never would of if you thought she loved you.
Get nasty on her. If she can't handle it then that will help you get over her. But, perhaps she will be into it and youve gained control.
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What is the dirtiest job ever?
As long as I don't have to pretend to be nice to aothers?
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What happens to people after death?
I step of the road and finally only spend time with people who are willing tho think for themselves
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If you're immortal, when do you have your midlife crisis?
Between here and eternity - maybe a little later since most people guess wrong.
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Would you find it creepy or sweet if you found your mate looking at you while you sleep?
Both.
Creepier and sweeter if she was masturbateing also.
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Would you become seriously involved with a potential mate that you are strongly attracted to, knowing that he/she had a terminal disease that would eventually take his/her life a few short years down the road?
There is nothign like the inevitable to make it exciting and worthwile.
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My Girlfriend of 2 years recently told me that she cheated on me. After the initial shock and time it took me to calm down, she tells me that she was raped. Though her story is very questionable, i dont know what to think. What do i do?
What are you going to get out of it either way.
I the answer is some sort of VD or aids then walk away.
If she feels bad about it and has tested safe have her do that thing youve be wondering about having someone do.
you both will appreaciat it then.
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Do you want to go out with me?
I do have a sense of logic. No priest would ask you out - by definition - unless you are a boy. In which case you have been faking you personality.
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Is it really a cruel world?
Sure it is.
From the day you were born it was dead set against you.
The proof of it is your question.
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Do you want to go out with me?
Sure if your over 18 - I'll take you out.
Must warn you though - I'm the best time you'll ever have. It will ruin you for all others.
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How do you think your parents life would be if you were never born?
I'm sure they would of been the same boohoos that they are now.
Either way what do I care - It was their decision.
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Why do we fart?
Farting is a disgusting yet innocuoous way of letting the world now we are both week and not intentionlly harmful.
To intetionally fart changes everything.
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Do you enjoy pursuing a potential "lover" or being pursued by a potential "lover"?
I love both.
I love the dance.
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What is the very worst thing you can do in an interview?
Wet your pants.
but even then I've heard that it works
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When you are at a religious meeeting, do you get devilish thoughts when cell phones constantly go off?
I always get the burps in church - I've termed it the holy spirit.
I also hate cell phones - don't have one.
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Do you do any kind of ballroom dancing? If so, what kind? Please enter your age into your answer. Thanks!
I'm 34
I am really good at west coast swing - and put on a show at the office party.
I also can cha-cha, salsa waltz, country two-step, night clup two step and tango quite well.
The swing is still my favorite for most women are quite happy at just being twirled around.
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Do you think (at this point) life is the question?
I think the real point is to get your hands dirty.
There needs to be some action - not just question.
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What am I if I believe in some sort of higher power but don't believe in organised religion?
For me - I named her - and I'm not shareing it - but you know - like venus.
I think god should be a sexy woman who lets me feel her crotch - an occasionally wets herself - just for me.
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If you were going to invent a philosophy of life, what would be some of the elements?
Life is evidently meaningless.
Enthusiasm is a form of rebelion.
Heroism is a form of enthusiasm.
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Who is/was the greatest philosopher of all time?
That one who had every last bit of his writtings burned up during the crusades - he was going to be the one who saved mankind.
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Is it true that people with psychoses, or other mental disorders, rarely yawn? Unlike most of us, who will yawn even when reading about it!
holy crap - I yawn all the time - I didn't realise that made it a fact that I was normal.
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Through where do you take your lonely walks..?
My walks never seem lonely - it is funny how they inspire me - just the act of doing (even just walking) inspires me.
Maybe that is why I do not need god the way others do.
I must say that I do prefer to take a girl on my long walks with me. It is interesting how someone new at walking will have attacks of the bladder and bowels. That is really my favorite walk where she either takes...
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Any one know anything about meditation
I prefer walking meditation - I find getting away for an hour or so helps quite abit.
The idiots guids have some pretty good techniques in buddhism, zen and meditation.
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Is it true, once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic? if so why?
No.
Alcoholism is mostly a craving for sugar.
Once you know that it is easier to handle because your diet change helps.
Or you can be a philosophic alcoholic forever because you have no control like the others in Alcoholics Anonymous.
Bett
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How can I get rid of a hangover?
I find a couple of shots of voldka in the morning is the best fix.
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How do police perform a full body cavity search on a female suspect?
In jail they will put the gloves on and use a flashlight etc.
I have heard of airport security giving laxatives to make sure one has no choice but to flush out drugs and what have you - but I am sure that is reformed by now.
Lets face it - to be full body cavity a finger has to go up the vagina the annus and chech under the tongue - I supose the ears also.
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I have an overactive bladder and would like to know how many of you girls who have overactive bladders ever have it act up while driving, and what were the driving conditions when it happened?
I once took a girl to the beach about a 2-hr drive one way.
At the beach she wet herself on the way back to the car and was already upset about that. She was obviouly not into the idea of peeing ouside.
That alone I suppose was enough added stress that on the way back - basically in the middle of nowhere - her bowels got the better of her and she crapped herself.
The crapping of...
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What is the one thing that stands out in your mind as some of the most memorable events in you high school or college years. Mine..! Having to leave school (high school years) because of bomb scares and spending the remaining time with my girl friends.
My most favorite and memorable:
I was building an addition onto my parents house (during the summer) for my grandmother (yes that is a little wierd in and of itself I think).
But I would make a morning journey a couple of blocks away to the local store or pantry and grab a hotdog and a big gulp.
One day I am wandering their I spy a girl who I had just partied with a couple of weeks...
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What was your most memorable experience that you had at your senior prom?
I take out the tall blonde girls basketball center to the prom.
I took her on a fairy ride (as in boats) after dinner during a storm and she vomited from getting sea sick.
Then I had to pull over a couple of times before getting to the actual prom for her supposed bladder . I sort of think she had food poisening - but a I really think it was just a nervous IBS reaction.
Truth is I...
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Is there really a difference between men and women drivers?
From what I have noticed.
Women seem to have more faith.
Men insist on being in control.
Women will swerve when playing with the radio or looking at themselves in the mirror.
Men are mostly focus. The road and the other cars are then enemy.
Women also are more likely to wet themselves because they are surprised. The man expects to be hit by another driver.
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How many of you girls who have overactive bladders ever have it act up while driving, and what were the driving conditions when it happened?
Really,
I have known plenty of girls who have had this happen to them. In all conditions.
The cold instantly makes you have to go.
The warmth makes you suddenly tired and relaxed.
The rain - how that acts on the mind.
I have even been stuck in traffic with her driving and watched her piss herself - and she would deny it now.
Accidents happen in life. There is no shame it it - in...
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What if God was one of us?
I bet if he was a women he would be really sexy. He might even be daring enough to wethimelf while I f'd her.
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What is one thing that makes u who u are?
I am the greatest engineer alive and I still get a hardon when I see your avatar.
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Know any bad puns? step right up
I know bad puns like Yes knows good music on the radio.
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Which books have you reread?
I have read all of them.
Really I am a very well read man.
And if I havn't read it Ive read a few about reading it.
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Would you put your email address on this list? (please do if you would) and why would you not?
pro_the@hotmail.com
Only for those seious about replies.
Plus I like it when women wet their own pants.
COme on know email me and wet your pants for me out of wome sort of duty.
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What do you think about illegal immigrants?
I don't except some say I should learn spanish.
You would thing that german, shanghiese and russian plus latin would be good enough.
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I would like to know of any basic jobs that would help me learn the skills that are needed to become a criminal profiler. I have to volunteer for a class so it has to be in reason due to liability issues. I just really want something ill be interested in.
The best job for profiling is to teach special ed class
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What is your current relationship status? And are you happy with it?
I am both taken and open due to circumstance.
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What are you doing besides surfing answerbag?
saving the world.
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Is there a fury known to man worse than a woman scorned?
There is nothing worse then a jealous man furious over a women who doesn't care for him and just wants to have sex with another man (that man being me).
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Is there a way for an introverted person to become an extroverted person?
THer real antisocial people start out as social.
The best thing you can do as an intelligent introvert is to realise you know as much as the rest of them and so finnaly decide that speaking is worthwhile - afterall social reform is the greatest of all scientifci and artistic forms.
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What should I wear tomorrow?
NOthing if you are good looking enough.
But if you are not good looking enough for nudity - then wear something that lets everyone else know you are powerful and better then they are - that is what works for me.
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Is anyone else sick of the religious questions? I am.
I am more sickened by religious answers.
I would like to see creativity in answers - that will breed better questions.
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What are some valid arguements for and against the death penalty, logically speaking?
Truthfully - I do not think the government should be the final voice in justice - at least short term.
Life without parole (real life 99+years) is good enough to ensure society is protected from deviants - yet also allows the innocent (rare but probable) their fare shake at changing science and law and psychology and the other societal issues.
What goog am I even innocent if I do not...
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I really need to know if there are any statistics on this, as I pass them so often, and it troubles me so much. Are the beggars on the freeway entrances really in need? I mean if so I will always give, But if not I have children to support, too.
I believe in society first - even before family.
But even I think you need to support your kids first.
The bums can make their way through minimum wage labor.
I spent some time after college in the bread line - that life isn't bad at all other then there isn't much reward in it.
Put your kids through college - all other charities be damned.
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Do you feel World War III looming in the background, or do you think things will get better without a horror like this being unleashed upon the world?
I definitely see World War III looming.
This is how it goes down.
Som secret society (Called the "Hand of Havenly Peace, is my bet), manages to Execute either the President of the US or the Pritish prime Minister.
This drags us in - and the rest of the cultural world has to follow.
It is now the cultured versus the religious - it will be world war plus a civil warish problem....
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Do people hear you when you go to the toilet?
They do. I am just as enthusiastic about going to the toilet as I am about everything else.
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Is there a certain condition on which you can't remmber your dreams?
There was that one time when I proved sex was good and then God and the devil debated whether or not I was able to keep the proof.
THe devil won and God took it from me.
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Do you think Americans are open minded enough to vote in a Black President?
I'm closed minded when it comes to racism and sexism.
I will either vote for a black President or a woman president.
THe rest of you racist and sexist sobs vote for whitey if you want. I want to see you live with the same dissapointment I lived with when you voted for a retard.
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How do you get experience when most jobs require experience to work there?
I make it up - and then live up to the legend.
Honesty for the unqualified.
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Is it legal for a company to make a salaried employee work 60-80 hour weeks for months at a time and spend many nights away from home (without overtime or extra vacation time) when it negatively affects the employee's health?
Don't work past 45 hours - though they can make you work 50.
Fuck them - if your even literate your worth keeping. Lie if you have too. Be late on deadlines if you have too. Do what ever it takes but don't put in 60 hours. F - legality - make them fire you first.
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Is tap water sometimes just recycled and purified sewer and bath water?
All water is recycled sewer water.
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Is your glass 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?
The glass is half full until I've paid for a full glass.
Also if there is going to be a tip - it should be completely full - the whole time. Otherwise it is half full because I am making up the difference for the empty glass by pocketing the tip.
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What are some key elements of being a great girlfriend?
You have to know when he thinks he is being nagged by you nad when to lay off.
But most important, you have to know what his kinks are - and to play on them now and then.
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Who is the worlds worst leader known in history?
Jesus
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Question: Why is it when you are traveling with a guy he wants to keep going until his final destination, and does not care to make a rest stop? When I have to go it is like an act of G-D to hold it!
I love it when women squirm.
Not only do I try to make them wait. I know which gas stations don't let people use their restrooms - so it takes more then one stop.
I also like long walks with a girl.
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Have any of you girls had to pee really desperately, however decided to have sex with someone before going to the bathroom?
As a man - I have had girls wet themselves during sex. I love it.
I try to insist that they wait - freshining up is a turnoff.
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What are the best ways to masturbate?? i am a female and i dont want a partner or toys.
Try it with a full bladder.
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What is your favourite position?
Why Do you like it,
And do you Fantasise?
The position depends.
May main fantasy is that she is desperate. I like face to face best if she needs to pee.
I like doggy syle best for the other.
For either one I like mouth to vagina or to annus also.
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Have you ever touched, something you were told not to touch?
Not only did I touch it - I stuck my finger in it - and then shortly later something else.
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The voices..the VOICES!!! How do I make them STOP?
You keep having sex with them until they are tired.
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Have you ever cussed out your parents?
My parents couldn't hear without the swear words.
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Is it crazy to have conversations with yourself?
I'm the most interesting person I know.
It would be crazy not to converste with me.
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Have u ever farted infront of someone?was it embarrassing? how did you handle the situation?
I've been, with more then one, very sexy gal who has shit herself let alone farting.
At this point farting for me isn't embarrassing at all - I do still try not to infront of others - but really it doesn't embaress me if I should be discovered.
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Does anyone get pleasure from reading erotica books
I get aroused by books to start out with.
Erotica is even better.
Stories where women wet themselves are rare but the best of all - for subject matter.
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My boyfriend is n love wit me but im not n love wit him n he is already talkin about marriage n kids n we're still n school wat should i do?
Ask him to do the things that you think could turn you around into loving him.
Tell him to wait and to stop pressuring - If he loves you he will!
Or whatever else you think would be helpful.
If your not in a rush for marriage or kids - that is just how it is. Make him live with it. If he loves you he will.
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Am I the only one that thinks "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" is a genius movie?
Really - the books where genius - the movies are hack rip-offs.
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Do your parents have controversial backgrounds? like having a German father and a Jewish mother?
My mother was a tune completely.
But her side of the family there is decorated civil war heros.
My father is a souther gentlemen type with decorated Civil war heros from the otehr governement.
All they other wars we fought against non americans so les controversial.
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If GOD came up to you what would be the first thing you would say?
Now you show yourself - just I was getting everything under control and I didn't need you.
Some fairwether friend you are.
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Would you rather go to heaven or hell?
Ass long as I am going to the other place where I don't have to put up with preachiness - then I will be fine.
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What are your suggestions for effective study habbits when reading a chapter for a chapter test?
Review the glossary or the vocab at the end of the chapter first.
Eveything else usually falls into place.
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How do you fly on a broomstick
You have to get its molecular stucture to move quickly - increasing the kinetic energy. The same way superman flys I believe.
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What's more important to you: Lyric or Melody? Why?
Music isn't that important to me at all.
Lyrics are much more important the melody - actually being able to here lyrics is rare so I think many of us are forced into caring about melody.
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Do you think Paula Abdul is a drunk or has a medical condition?
She always had a bit of a problem with bladder control - even as a cheerleader.
Although sexy that is a sign of a medical condition - but also a sign of a drunk.
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I have been friends with a girl I like for two months, and she recently broke up with her boyfriend (who is also my best friend), and I have been her emotional support.she just told me she has feelings for me too. what should we do?
What is it you would like to do?
Why did they break up?
Why is she playing you against him?
Why do you care?
I suggest you ask her to get naked and then to do some perverted things or what have you - that will send her back to him which is what a best friend should do.
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Given 2 situations, what will you choose and why? hiding in some bushes while your enemy are just roaming around you and anytime soon they will catch & kill you or running in a battlefield, making your way to survive. (u have a weapon on both situation.)
Your senarios set up the idea that I am dead if I hide but will survive if I am on the battlefield.
Bravery is good but survival is better. I think normally I'd be more likely to survive by hiding - hard to say though - in battle you hide among the numbers of other men also.
The battle thing seems less individual - of course complete hiding seems to lack that individuality also.
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Which is more important to you in a significant other: mentality or sexuality?
Intelligence and an appreation for life is much more important.
I have found the more intelligent the more kinky - in general - and kinky is different that just sexual.
I prefer kinky to wanting lots of sex.
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How would u act if you found ur partner cheating?violent or would you just ignore it and walk away?
I've been down this road.
I found out she was cheating and hiding it. I did not get violent at all - I waited until my head cleared and then after contemplating - I systematically requested kinky and somewhat vile things from her.
This had a two-fold affect - she was tortured and ashamed - but more importantly when he witnessed the things I was having her do - he was disgusted.
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Has anyone ever dreamt the same dream ? What was it about?
I had a day once where 4 different people - as far as I know unrealated to each other except through me - told me they had had a dream that I was hit by a bus.
Nothing seemed to come of it though, unclimatic.
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Have you run out of good questions? Do you think everyone else has?
No but good answers seem to be at a shortage.
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If someone is uneducated...and therefore doesn't know about religion/Christianity would they get sent to hell...because they weren't educated enough to follow the rules? If so then how is that justice/fair?
The reality is you only go to hell for blindly following others there.
That is justice.
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What do you say when you answer the phone?
Youve caught me right the F^%$ in the middle of something. Tos better be good.
Of course I usually let them leave a message.
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Ok so what's the silliest/most ridiculous/most innocuous thing that ever scared the holy snot out of you when you were home alone? Points for good stories :)
Whe I was in college - I rented a room on the ground floor of an old house, but during summer semester I was there by my-self. So I was working and studying and being rather solitary and I knew I was pushing exhaustion. It was a hot day and I memorizing for finals.
So I'm pacing in my room regurgetating out loud ancient history facts and dates for that exam - And a man in a space suit...
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What great cause would be worth losing every material thing you own for?
The material stuff isn't all that important. I'd gamble for any cause I deemed important and unlikely corruptable.
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What's the most offensive cartoon you've ever seen?
I didn't see that muslim one.
I find it offensive when I am prevented from seeing what I might find interesting.
I do enjoy those reading lists for banned books though. Luckily there people keep an underground supply usually.
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Whats the best weapon out today?
These days in the states - intellect and wit are the best weapons. Most of the other old trustfuls will just land you in jail.
The Bible is only good for a laugh though, it has lost much of its power over others for the most part.
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Does anybody else get really paranoid when driving along with a police car behind you?
They have yet to even pin a ticket on me. I am an obsessive speed limit follower though (yes you probably hate my driving - and yes I have been pulled over for going to slow).
Still get paranoid every time - but I have seen police beat the hell out of people - and have known police men that well are shaky - I used to work in an office with some attorneys that defended drug dealer types - so I...
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Does anyone enjoy flirtation and challenge, more than the actual relationship?
On many levels I do like Flirtation and challenge : thats the hunt - that gets the adreniline going - allowes the practice of witt.
Relationship : that is work and depth - that is where the fantasy gets smudged. That is when you find out all those dark differences that you would like to believe can't exist - but somehow you have to integrate and justify changing and think about what...
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Is there a difference between honesty and truthfulness?
Absolutely.
You can't trust honest people.
But truthfull people can be trusted.
honesty only cares about lies. Truth cares about honesty on a broader lever only, small lies for the goodness is possible as long at the big honest is revealed.
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I am an African American female, would it be difficult meeting men 23 and older outside my race, in addition to having a 4 month old?
It might be a little difficult - but definetely possible.
I'm married 34 - wife has been sick for some time (severe lupus - genetic only type disease and runs in the family) hopefully she gets better.
We have no kids - My parents were very liberal _ I come from a line of activist types - My gradfather (a doctor) almost lost his practice for insisting on treating blacks shortly after...
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I was forced to have sex when I was 16 with a 36 year old. He told me if I told anyone he would lie, and he did once I told. I am 23 and I still think about this alot. What should I do? I know he still can't go to jail right?
When I was young kid there was a retarded(or close to it) kid that asked me to get naked with him. I said no and that was the end of it. And I never associated with him again. (Of course, I was raised to be a SOB)
I have been a little torn now and then. Do you later in life report a retarded kid for something that never happened - cause it didn't with me. I suspect it will at...
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Do you think political correctness is over done?
Yes,
It polerizes. Some are way to much concerned - then there are others forced into the other extreme. A resonalbe cente should take the reigns.
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Which planet has liquid on it?
All of them are capable if they would just try a little harder.
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Why hasn't Jesus returned like he said he would?
He did return and then died of VD from Mary. Where have you been.
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Does the Baptist religion think it is wrong to masturbate or pleasure yourself in any way?
NOthing like masturbating with a beautiful religous women while thinking of the pastors wife who you had sex with last week.
You have to sin in order to be saved - still works on the best of them.
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What is the cost of your dress?
There is at least one girl where it was her virginity.
That is what she told me anyway.
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Did you ever greet an AB user by putting your thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers?
NO I gave that up a long time ago after the trip to the principles office
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What are your limits?
a limit is when the differece finally equals zero and therfore is should be infinity if you devide by it but somehow it equals the slope. Oh wait thats someone elses limtit
Mine is sexual realations with a man - on any leve.
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Why are my eyelashes falling out? about 5 a day.... its been going on for months, i've changed mascaras like four times. HELP!!!
Clamidea?
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What is a good slogan that would stand out against rape that I could make a sticker out of and put on my rear bumper of my car?
I support Fng the rapists in prison
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If a 36 year old guy has sex with a 16 year old, is that rape?
Yes,
Because you know better, and she doesn't.
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How many TRUE friends do you have?
They are always true when in need. All of them.
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People say love is blind, is that true?
blindness is a property that is seperate but can interfere with love.
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Are you a GOOD WITCH or a BAD WITCH?
I'm an engineer - I have to do what society wants.
My magical powers are only a good as what the worst have in them.
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Would you kill your own family pet for 1 billion dollars?
Only if you threw my family in with it.
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If you witness an innocent person being assaulted on the street,.... are you the type that renders assistance? .. why? .... or the type that keeps walking without assistance? .. why?
I saw a girl get kicked in the belly and into the phone booth by a guy once and I pulled over and offered help to her.
The whole crowd told be to mind my own business - I thought I was going to take on 30 plus for awhile there. It turns out pretending you have a gun clear crowds - and by then he was ready to leave on his own.
The fact is - people need to interfere with evil, especially...
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What is the orgin of the story about the Sphinx's riddle?
Its not the origin but,
Oedipus (start with Shakespeare) is about a close as your going to get.
He did defeat the riddle (hell was it the spinx? I do know he supposedly solved that riddle) Of course he also killed his father and married his mother then blinded himself, To miss those things would be more important.
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Any thoughts on the Iran-Contra affair?
Sure,
Wars are an accumalation of stunts like that usually.
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Do you prefer tea or coffee? On average how many do you drink a day?
I drink from 4 to 12+ cups a day.
Before you judge - As a kid I took pretty high doeses of theophylline - when I came off of it - I never really was the same the caffine kick helps both energy and asthma.
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Who would you enjoy making out with?
Any cute girl desperate for a wee. The younger princess lea for instance.
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Is it harder to be honest than telling a lie?
NO - its harder to tell a lie - a good lie that you get away with anyhow. A good lie takes a bit of sophistication and creativity.
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What is your philosophy of life?
Meaninlessnes is the only the backdrop for heroism.
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Is abortion, the murder of a human being justified, or just an action to a uncalculated mistake?
The same thing could be said about war -
The same could be said about joining a religious faith. If your not careful you'll be preemtively killing unwe mothers to prevent them from killing fetuses that may ar may not be human beings that know the difference.
Perhaps its a path worth following though.
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I have HIV, I don't take my medicine. I think I need some kind of mental help but I don't know what kind. Behavior therapy? Psychiatrist? Depression? Counseling? I know I am going to die if I don't take my medicine but I just don't
You sound like the type that goes" Idon't want to die, I don't want to die - help me" When the end comes.
The rest of us would do anything to keep going- but go a little more easily at the end from shear exhaustion.
Take your meds - then do something nice for someone.
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I have HIV, I don't take my medicine. I think I need some kind of mental help but I don't know what kind. Behavior therapy? Psychiatrist? Depression? Counseling? I know I am going to die if I don't take my medicine but I just don't
You sound like the type that goes" Idon't want to die, I don't want to die - help me" When the end comes.
The rest of us would do anything to keep going- but go a little more easily at the end from shear exhaustion.
Take your meds - then do something nice for someone.
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How do you cope with someone who is totally negative and whinges all the time?
I'm not partaking in boohoos and crybabying tonight.
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How do you view people who are always condescending?
With a laugh and a pat on the back.
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If you take a perscription pill and cut it in half, do you get half the medicine, or half the effects? I.E. a 500mg tylenol, do you get 250mg for 4 hours, or the 500mg for 2 hours?
That is gennerally true that you can half pills - especially over the counter.
Controlled releas can be a problem though - and yo can overdoes depending on the type of controlled release.
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Is there anything that just comes naturally to you? (like art, learning, speaking, sewing, anything) What is it?
Enthusiasim.
Everything else follows.
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When did atheism first become a mainstream belief system?
It was a short while before God existed, and its been a short while since Gods been dead.
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If you're an atheist, will you still say things like "Oh My God!" and what not?
I sure do.
And if that doesn't work I say F' God.
I'll probably panic and pray when the plane crashes also - doesn't make it right - just makes it a biological and social tendency.
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How important is having "things in common"? If you feel a strong connection to somebody, have a great physical relationship, and love being in their company--but have very different occupations and interests--can that be enough?
If you don't have respect their occupations and interests and don't think they are smart and brilliant or don't like the way they think (for the most part)
It won't work
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Is it true that for a man to suggest or even talk about the possibility of living together is bad etiquette, and that it should only come from the woman?
No its fine.
But - I made the mistake of offering it up when I was young and poor but non-the-less an upandcomer(she was still living with her quite wealthy parents).
She replied with something to the effect that she couldn't live without a nice bedroom set and furniture etc. Well I quitely stewed for a litte bit, and came to the realization that I needed to move on.
I wanted...
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This girl keeps flirting with me but never returns my calls or ever wants to hang out. What should I do?
Enjoy the flirt only then.
Whats the harm - its good practice anyway. Remeber to flirt back also. At the very least wink.
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Do u stay friends with ur ex's? is it ok? is it healthy to be their friend after you guys dated?
I prefer to stay friends.
First now you have someone that can actually give you pointers.
Second you get to watch their next relationship fall apart (Ok actually that part has broken my heart before - I hated seeing her used and sad).
Third - if you had feeling for real - you will enjoy seeing their successes. Longer term dates should become like family whether or not it works out.
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Do women REALLY spend more time in the bathroom and changing than men?
Most women do- I think they just enjoy looking at themselves.
I personnaly would rather spend time with her then have her perfect herself - especially once out on the town.
What I have found interesting with a couple of the girls I've known - is that they spend all sorts of time primping and teasing - but can take a horrendous dump and be done and out in seconds.
Myself going...
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Is it weird to kiss with your eyes open?
I love eye to eye both when kissing and while having sex.
Thats where you see the soul.
If you have problems with that - you need to try sitting accross from each other - without that - and staring into each others eyes for something like 15minutes - gets you used to it, allows you to be comfortable and to be able to judge the others eyes versus what you think yours are doing.
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Is it ok to run to the bathroom to pee or clean up after you had sex?
Clean up - maybe - I think that depends on your partner also. I don't really like it when she leaves after sex to come back - I to like the snuggle.
Worse though is the run to the bathroom to pee before sex - I really don't like that. That breaks the mood completely.
Of course I love it when she is desperate. That is a turn on for sure. I also like it when she pees - during...
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Do you wake up in the morning, put your feet on the floor, and do the 50 yard dash to the bathroom door?
I am usually given about a 15minute reprieve before the reality of needing to go sets in - don't know why.
That is kind of nice - but need to give myself 30 to 45 minutes in the morning before I leave the house to go to far.
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If you had to choose one abilty to lose which would it be, deaf or blind. Why?
I'd hate blind.
I like to speach making - so I would hate mute, but not as much as blind.
I'm afraid mute it comes pretty much with deaf though.
Preferablly 50 50 on the mute deaf problem. If I could tune out irritating people and also not talk to them - that would be best
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When you tinkle, do you sprinkle?
I'm a good aim, a straight shooter.
But I love it when women tinkle - such a turn on.
A little sprinkle is down the legs is good too.
Got to love it.
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You are out of work. You can not get on welfare. The food banks will not be open for 5 more days. You are very hungry and broke. Would you steal food?
Welfare first - then theft. Maybe both together if needed.
Stealing takes talent though - and thats a big risk. I'd bum food first if possible.
Ego has to step out of the way once kids are involved.
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When are you at your most beautiful?
At those moments of inspiration when I conquer the world.
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Is oolong tea caffeine free?
I always say the drinks I fix are virgin also.
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Who are you without your pain?
I'm even better then the best then.
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Do you where your under garments (underwear, panties, bras) when you wear your clothes or do you wear nothing under your clothes
I weat underpants when wearing jeans or slacks - in order to keep him out of the zipper mainly - and to prevent that whole rug burn.
When I wear sweats - I am free flying.
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How do you know your partner is guilty of cheating? what are the signs other than a "gut feeling"? I have asked both times, with different reactions, both incidents were six years apart? Any thoughts......
Change in behavior is all you need to know they are thinking about it anyway.
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Have you ever seen a woman?
I have seen a woman in all her glory clothed as well as naked.
I have seen a women take it in as I whispered how beautiful she is while dipping her on the dance floor.
I have seen a women blush as I helped to wipe her ass after some experimental positions.
I have seen a women pee standing up.
I have seen a woman laugh shyly.
And I have seen most other faces of a woman also.
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What's your opinion on the "Anonymous" usernames?
If they answer in a way deserving of secrecy - then great.
If they are still bores - then why the hell?
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Do you have any spare misery you'd be willing to pour down on me?
I keep a collection of boohoo stories in my backpocket that I use on people boring me with theirs.
I could make you cry.
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How can I convince my girlfriend to shave her peach-fuzz moustache?
Offer to let her shave you if you can shave her.
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If someone wrote a book about you, what would it be called?
The Life of the Greatest Man Ever: a man above and beyond his time.
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When was the last time you saw a drop dead gorgeous woman?
She just got off of me and fell exhuastively to sleep, after a thrilling afternoon delight.
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Is there anyone who prefers the button up look on jeans verses a zipper?
On a woman - I do prefer the button up look sometimes - it seems wrong on a subconcious level, like she is going to do or is doing manual labor.
Then I like it when a woman gets sweaty and dirty and all that.
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If your parents ever sent you to your room, what did you do in there? Was it fun or were you miserable?
As long aas I wasn't around my parents I was happy.
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I want to pop the question to my girlfriend..I even went to pick out a ring..she found out and now she wants a better ring..that will take me a good year to get...I want to marry her but this ring thing is carzy, why do women care so much about the ring?
Go to stullers website - then get an account - your have to fake up some reciepts and get a businees account number.
You will be able to buy that ring at 1/3 the cost of retail.
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Are you a shy little bunny or a loud confident lion?
I am a roaring lion - filled with the confidence of a lion god.
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There's a book written based on your life. What does the first sentence say?
Anyone who knew him well would aggree that the overall description that captures him best is "the greatest man ever."
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If you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do today?
Nothing different.
Fate be damned.
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Who would you most like to be stuck in an elevator with? Least like?
Most like to be stuck on it with the cheerleading team after a party - all deperate for a wee and drunkish.
Least want to be stuck with any man.
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What is the best reference book you have ever used? (Not including dictionaries or encyclopedias)
The works of Plato - everything starts there.
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Do pessimists frighten you?
No - but people who do not realize their own importance do.
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My son is 3rd generation homozygous for very dark kinky to curly hair and is over 6 ft tall with tall people on both sides of family tree. Could he possibly be father to a 5 ft tall adult female with light brown to blonde straight hair?
I still wouldn't say anything about it - its probably better if he doesn't know.
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How many times do you wipe?
I don't just wipe.
I wipe. Then I wipe with some Lubriderm placed on the Toilet paper. Then I wipe some more make sure I'm clean. I also with TP lubed up insert finger so that the A-hole is clean also for a littlebit of a ways in.
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What makes a person an optmist or pessimist
The glass is half full - unless you've paid for it.
Optmists havn't put any effort into it yet.
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Why is such importance placed on marriage in our society?
People are scared to have different opinions.
If it wasn't for the tax code and health insurance it wouldn't be - it would just be a religious thing - and maybe for the children. People really do not mind betraying god it will disappear once the laws change.
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A "lonely girl" or a "lonely boy". What are your feelings? Who is more lonely?
Harder for girls to do something about it.
A man or boy can go out on the town and find something to do by himself.
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There's this girl I really like but she is dating another guy how can I get her to like me?
Tell her that when she is done with him - your available - her her and only for her.
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How to tell my twelve-year-old sister she isn't the great singer that she thinks she is?
You don't do that - at best you give her suggestions for improving.
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What trends do you dislike?
I dislike the trends where stupidiy is acceptable - forest gump - rednecks etc - songs about being stupid or ugly.
I like trends where towards knowledge and progressivness.
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What is the most insane thing you have ever done to get that cute guy or gal to notice you?
I was at a dance club - and I saw girl - hot as hell dancing with a men muscle bound as hell. They obviously had come therer together. I waited for them to pause and for him to get drinks, and I walked up to her and said
"Forget about him - leave with me, I'm the better man."
She giggled and said ok, I so I grabbed her hand and led her out of the club.
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What wouldn't you wish to your worst enemy?
intelligence and power
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Is the Bible mostly fact or mostly fiction?
fiction mostly
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How can you tell who has the upperhand in a relationship?
The person calling the shots - usually.
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If there is a god... why is she/ he being so cruel to half the earth and too gererous to the other half?
There is an old myth that god tried other worlds first where everything was fair - and those worlds collapsed almost immediatly becuase justice happened just as a wrong was committed.
So with our world - god did away with that requirement.
Still there is no god
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Is there anything you disagree with in the Bible?
If you name anysection - I can find a disagreement with it.
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Do women like men only if they are fit. Are fat men a turn off .
Women want powerful men.
If your fat and powerful - thats ok still.
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If your girlfriend queefed would you stop or keep going?
I love embarressing moments. I'd ask for more.
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Who gets drunk faster, women or men?
When I mix the drinks - she gets drunk faster.
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Does Sherlock Holmes hate women?
He was pained by the loss of a women.
That is why he either coked it up - or tried suicide by out thinking and capturing the bad guys.
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Who founded Judaism?
All of those types of religions where founded by the serphant.
Thank God for the Devil eh.
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DO you think that beinging available in a relationship is a bad thing?
I think that interesting people - generally keep themselves busy - so they really arn't that available.
Thats one of those riddles in life.
Its is always funner to be around people with better things to do.
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Do you dress to express yourself?
I dress to take advantage of the fact that most other people are weak mentally and do make decisions and attide adjustments based on appearances.
I dress for power and convenience
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My girlfriend is willing to have sex but I masturbate instead. Is there something wrong with me?
As long as you have sex with her everysooften then its fine.
Is there something that you think about when you masturbate that is different then the normal sex your having with her? That could be a problem - whether or not there is something wrong with you.
Perhaps you just like a little fantasy variety. Also you might just be lazy.
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My girlfriend tells me that she loves me, but how can I tell that she really does?
You have to tell her some dirty secret.
Or do something stupid.
Or shit you pants in front of her.
Something that kills the fantasy.
If she can handle it - then its love.
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My girlfriend gets excessively wet when aroused. Is this normal?
It wonderful when that happens.
I love it when mine soaks her undies.
Sex is supposed to be as messy as possible.
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What should I do at the movies with my girlfriend?
Buy her the large soda, offer her a spike of vodka from your pocket flask and then make a comment about how you hate it when people get up during the movie.
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How can I convince my girlfriend to wear more make-up?
The natural look is sexier anyway.
But take her to the clinique counter at the mall for a free make over as part of the afternoon adventure.
Then spend lots of money on it as well as the pedicure and the fake tanning.
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How nagging of a nag can a girlfriend be?
When she nags it is because you havn't taken control!
Just stop her mid nagging stream and say - No - we are doing it my way!
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Can someone explain to me how you would cite work in a thesis paper/extended essay? An example would be appreciated?
Look up APA style on google - plenty of examples
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Guys, would you seriously date a girl that was smart, successful, good looking, talented and very VERY arrogant?
I would have her over my knees for a spanking in a few minutes tops = hell I'd marry her.
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What event in your life was most like something you would see in a movie?
I would like to see the time that Racheal wet her pants in front of me while I was eating a hotdog and having a big gulp of diet pepsi.
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In a relationship, how long would it take for your partner to see the other side of you?
Ot took me about 5 years to see her bad side. Even then I liked it.
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How can I become invisible?
Stop giving a damn.
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Does everyones opinion really count?
No most opinions do not count at all. you have to put and effort into it before it counts.
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If a woman is driving to a clinic to have an abortion but is hit by a car whose driver accidentally ran a red light and she loses her baby, should the driver of that car be charged with vehicular manslaughter?
It should be based on intent if possible.
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How do guys feel when they are having sex? what kinda feelings do they have during sex?
It feels like a great relief. So much built up desires. Then suddelnly in a whoooosh - tired.
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What's the most utterly random thing a person has ever said to you?
Captain the purlple cow is dead --- and it excites me.
That is what was said.
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While driving down the road all alone you have the sudden undeniable urge to pee. There is nowhere to stop..what do you do?
Thats what the empty bottle in the back is for.
I keep a peetraveler with me for the passenger women - when there is just the two of us alone.
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To pee or not to pee?
Peeing is tricky. It depends on mood and convienience.
I like it when she pees especially when she is not supposed too.
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I have been with my girlfriend for almost 5years and she keeps inviteing a male friend to stay over night or for a few days! mind i don't like him and they know that is it highly possible that she's cheating on me? she's so different when he's around
Figure out how to bug them or get a privite eye - then dump her or join in.
You could just join in?
Even better you could keep a girfriend on the side also.
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Do you have a fetish?
I like it when she is desperate and then wets herself.
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What reasons would a mistress have for making her slave dress in a diaper?
I'm a man - so a little different - I like her to have complete concetration on me - a diaper could prevent that whole distraction over going thing.
It is also humiliating.
I've put a slit in it and then had sex with her while she went.
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When do the apathy club meetings start? and where can I sign up?
It started a long time ago - but no-one cared to invite you.
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From a philosophical standpoint, is optimism foolish?
optimism is a lie - it might be clever - but foolish none the less
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How is Nihilism different from existentialism?
A little more simple.
Nihilism is the belief in nothing.
Existentialism is the belief in the moment only.
Both can become a moral system.
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What is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you on a date?
I once was having sex with my gal - from behind -and she shit herself - which was understandable on some level - we where being somewhat atheletic about it.
The thing is - she didn;t realize - but since I was having my way with her from behind - I noticed. But frankly it turned me on even more.
Afterwards when she discovered - she blushed and asked me if I knew she had - and thats when I...
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I desperately want to rid my bad breath which I have had for years - I know it's coming off my tongue, I drink plenty of water, floss regularly and even when I use a tongue scraper the smell comes back after a couple hours. Please help me, I need a cure!!
Go to a doctor and get some antibiotics - or maybe some antivirals.
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Why does my boyfriend talk about me in his sleep?
I always invent pet names for girlfriends - just to prevent that from happening - so when I say princess - any of them would think I'm talking of them.
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My girlfriend was piss drunk. She kissed one of my friends who she barely knew right in front of me to make me mad/jealous/embarrassed/whatever. I told her to get lost. She came over on her own and apologized later. How severe would this be considered
I had a friends girlfriend kiss me once - well a whole lot.
I thing was - she saw him flirting with other girls - so she came over to me to make hime jealous - believe.
It put me in a difficult spot. I didn't necessarily like her at that level but it was better she kissed me then someone else I figured.
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How do YOU feel when YOU have reached the next level on Answerbag?
indifferent - don't really care.
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I believe in a God, do you?
I do what I can in this world. God is responsible for all those other awful things I can't prevent.
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What's the sweetest thing a female ever said to you?
Ive had the I love yous and all that but years and years ago - I was having a really bad day - but keeping it in, still in control, but barely.
A girl I knew - not really that well - put her hand on my shoulder. When she did that I tingled all over.
That one thing - and I do not know if she knows she did anything - hell made my year. There are times even now - when that thought of that...
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When or how do you know a man has fallen for you.
If your a women that is reasonably good looking Ive fallen for you.
If you want to test me to see if its a deep fall the best way is to do something disgusting - vomit - piss or shit your pants then see if I am willing to take care of you and then still call you or what have you.
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What do Guys think about when there having sex with there partner?
Honestly
Come on - I'm thinking about what I'd like to do to you next time - Pondering how I'm going to talk you into it - I'm compareing you to other women. Sometimes I'm thinking about work.
Usually I am trying to take you in though. I want to feel you all over. I love necks, and I love it when you look back into my eyes letting me know I'm dominating you with...
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My husband thinks im very attractive and everythings good in our relationship but what can i do to turn him on where hes ripping my clothes off?
All men have a certain fantasy (it is personal to them - and they are afraid usually to share it) if you can find what that is then you have complete control over them.
I love it when she is desperate for a pee. So all she has to do is say to me that she is and I'm almost instantly out of control - even when I know she is lieing.
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HELP! My boyfriend is coming to see me n a week! Last we had sex. It sucked. REALLY BAD! It was embarrassing for us both. It was our first time with each other. We both aren't virgins. Can a guy please tell me what they like a girl to do..guy's be honest!
Truthfully - I love it when a girl is desperate for a pee. It took me a long while to be able to say that to anyone - even long after no longer being a virgin.
Still - my experience is that for girls - they all have their things also and if they don't lead me to it - it probably won't really be good for them also.
Tell him your deepest fantasy and what you like - and tell him...
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This is for the guys. how many of you have to wee after sex? ie- go to the bathroom, not anything icky. this is a serious question. my husband does everytime, he is the first i know that does that. any thoughts?
Weeing afterwards is a good idea for men as well as women to prevent bladder infections.
If I have to go before orgasm it does become really intense afterwards - It might just be the comedown from endorphins that cover up the full feeling.
Also - orgasm for men I know can be better with a full bladder. It is also next to impossible to go once turned on. Women can excuse themselves...
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When you come across a sad-looking, lonely boy, how do you feel about him?
My first impression usually is that he is a self absorbed wimp. And even if he is not yet that - he will be if he doesn't snapp out of it and find some things to be enthusiastic about.
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If you could be an animal what would you be?
An invisible monkey.
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What's one thing about sex that you do not like?
germs
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What do you do in a crowded city with no toilet in sight and you are desperate for a wee?
A almost always wear black pants - just in case.
There was an army general that told me that one, after consideration - I thought it was a good idea.
One option is to buy a big gulp or gatorade then dump it - nobody cares if you do that - then piss in it facing a building - then throw it away.
Of course I'd ask at a lobby etc first - then I would just face a building and go...
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Are you a hard worker or a slacker?
I have found that I am either a obsessed hard worker - or mostly apathetic and a slacker.
I can't seem to find balance for the in between.
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How much does a person need too drink before passes out?
Ive seen people konk out after three quick shots.
I've also known a guy that could finish off a quart of volka or so and still be reasonably fine.
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How do you tell someone you dont think you want to be with them anymore?
What would they have to do for you to want to be with them?
Ask them to do it! If they won't then that is why you are ending it.
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Would you date someone "ugly" or do looks really matter?(no missing teeth or anything)normal but "ugly"
I have really found that attitude is more important.
I do require oppisite sex for dateing though.
The best world would be that I find her beautiful and everyone else finds her ugly - there would be more appreciation for my feelings then - I suppose.
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Do you have a fetish?
I prefer to think of it as a kink.
I love it when women piss their pants especially - but even just women peeing is good.
There are other kinks also.
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Is it possible for a woman to urinate during an orgasm or is there such a thing as female :squirting" or "gushing"?
There is nothing that feels better to the man then having the women urinate during orgasm.
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Why does nervousness make you need to urinate?
I think it often a mistake to think that urinating is a part of the flight only. To piss your pants in order to fight is a pretty good strategy also.
Focus is also a reason. If a person thinking or concentrating about a problem hard enough - that person might just have my muscles relax up and voila.
Excitement can also cause it - same reason.
This being known - and knowing that...
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Whats the worst thing that ever happend to you in your life?
Was that bad - being a guest?
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Has anyone really ever believed that it is possible to honor and live as the Ten Commandments require?
It would be easy as hell - but it is very innefficient.
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My wife cheated on me and lied about it for two months ,she cheated on me with a freind and he was younger then her by 10 years. She says I drove her to it by trating her bad ,is it really my fault?
You probably did drive her too it. And it probalby is your fault.
Now is your chance to either have an affair yourself - or ask her to do that one thing youve always wanted.
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Is anal sex normal?
Lets face it when sex is normal - it just isn't sex anymore.
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Is their any proof that lucid dreaming is real. Any scientific evidence to support it. I want to show it to my friends. They think I am crazy, for saying I can control my dreams
I used to dabble in lucid dreams.
Then all my dream characters plotted against me and said if I tried it again that it was over.
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What\'s so great about sex?
It is one of the great conquests - and like all conquests it great to do again and again.
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Is it safe for a man to urinate inside his partner during anal sex?
If you are capable of urinating it is as safe as every thing else youve been doing.
Expect the enema type result.
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Are we there yet?
I've been there along time.
It is a bit lonely over there when everyone else is here - but in the long run I think you can get over it.
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What's the best advise you've ever received and Didn't take?
Buy, also Sell
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I feel so helpless. i just got a call from my friends mom, saying that my friend is in the hospital. he was in a car crash. i have a phobia of hospitals, and i feint every time i go in one. what should i do? I'm really scared he's going to die.
If he is consious at least call.
If he cant anwer then you may have to face your fears if you give a damn what others think - if if he is more important then your fears.
Put on a pair of diapers and have someone wheel you up to him.
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Are you more apt to look something up in a book or look it up on online? Which do you prefer?
I keep a collection of original, or as close too it as possibe, printings of books.
Much more reliable - I don't really trust online comments unluss I can find the source myself.
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My 6year old sister doesn't beleive in santa, she doesn't admit it though, how do I restore he faith in ol' kris kringle?
The same way you restore your own faith in GOD.
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For the Atheists, do you or any other atheists you know fear Christianity, or even religion in general?
I do.
I think it gets in the way of me benefiting the world by my works.
Faith gets in the way of good works all the time.
Hate of it is a better description then fear - because its not stopping me.
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If you alone stumbled upon proof that there is no higher life form (god[s]) would you share it with the world or keep it secret and why?
I did once proof there is a God in a dream - then there was a debate between God and the devil and they decided to take the proof away from me.
It was actually a proof that sex was good - but the process of taking it away from me would be proof their existence.
I'n pretty sure I could recreate the proof if I wanted to - bt since they are taking on that kind of attitude - and I'd...
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Would you date a married man/women?
I sure would - but she would have to pee in her pants for me every so often.
I would want it to be worth the trouble. Obvioulsy their marriage is already shit.
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If a female friend asks you if she's beautiful and she's not, What will you EXACTLY say? [in quotes, please]
Your good enough to bang as long as I'm double bagged.
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If you were at the zoo, and a mob of screaming people were running towards you, what would you do, and what would you think is happening?
I would quickly ration the women to men.
If more women then I would run towards them for "the great orgy"
If even I would take my chances.
I for men then I would run away assuming they new about the great orgy I must of taken part in before.
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What exactly is religion?
religion is what you give into once you realise that your are weak, with no backbone and do not have the internal stregth to think for yourself.
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What is the hottest thing about you?
I am physically fit and all that - also smart and make good money.
But what is really hot is my creativity. I can have any women melt in my hands just by my words - unheard by other mortals.
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What religion (or lack of religion) do you follow and why?
I've done much good for the world - especially the united states. I'm the reason you have power for your computers. But your prayers thank God - and ask him for help.
It is people that help. God is that thing that gets in the way occassionaly.
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Could a black hole be better described as a "black sphere"?
A sphere is just an approxamation - it would better be termes a tear or anomaly.
An unlikely escape is best.
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Where did "God" come from....who was before him?
God was an accidental concept created by an ameba or something similar and was carried through out the ages accidently as a wise belief.
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Doesn't it bring a smile to your face when you see conservative christian types rating you down just because they can't come up with a decent argument to defend their own beliefs?
It definitely does - even makes me laugh (even though the smile of reason should be good enough).
To be a christian - and also think that others are affected by competition and ratings is very funny to me. Shouldn't the journey be more personal then that? And when they goe beyond in an organized fashion and downrate other questions and answers also - that makes me giggle till I'm...
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What's one part of the body that there is no known fetish for?
Limp penus foreskin
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What hidden hobby do you have that most people don't know about?
I earn a little money on the side writing porn stories for a magazine.
I would prefer to just write - but what the hell - as long as I'm able to be creative.
As a living I am an engineer.
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Where is there a word only for the number 12 (dozen) and not other numbers?
There is another number out there but its t twogross to mention.
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Do you urinate in the shower? (Yes, this is a serious question, as I've had men tell me that they do.)
I will go out of my way to pee in the shower.
I know it prevents atheletes foot and all that - but I pee in the shower because its slightly wrong - its not the right place to go - but its my shower - I'm going to get away with it - and there is no damage.
I also find it very sexy when women pee in the shower. Makes for great shower sex.
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What type of toilet paper do you use?
What ever is available, and at home middle grade cheap.
But, I keep a little flask with lubriderm to smooth things over. I want to remain clean down there. I hate feeling dirty.
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Do you think tipping at a restaurant is necessary? Why or why not?
They do get taxed - so you should provide something.
On the other hand - I am not allowed to be tipped because its unethical at my work.
Tipping is one of those things that makes going out uncomfortable - I say you still don't tip as a moral imperative. But keep in mind others will think you cheap.
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Do you think tipping at a restaurant is necessary? Why or why not?
They do get taxed - so you should provide something.
On the other hand - I am not allowed to be tipped because its unethical at my work.
Tipping is one of those things that makes going out uncomfortable - I say you still don't tip as a moral imperative. But keep in mind others will think you cheap.
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Do you want "under God" out of our pledge?
Only kids say the pledge - and sports nuts - der God is fine for kids.
Adults should know better.
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Do you have any tricks to fall asleep at night? *EDIT* without any sort of drug
Masturbation.
Also alchol can be considered a food.
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I dreamt some girl was walkin down stairs toward me & my friend told me that this girl was evil. my friend said "dont let her near you". the girl walked down the stairs & grabbed me. it kept repeatin. then the girl said "hes watchin".what could this mean?
I think it means you should use a condom - perhaps even double up.
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My girlfriend kissed three girls mouth to mouth at a party. She said she was drunk and didn't remember it. Is this considered cheating?
Yes - but it is the best kind of cheating there is - just make sure your included next time.
I tell mine she has to ask the other girls to wet themselves also. - kissing alone is kind of boring.
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What is the best way to excuse yourself in order to go to the bathroom during a meal?
Easier to say "I need to wash up" That just makes you a germ freak - you still havn't admitted that your human.
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Why are 90% of the items in the bathroom owned by females?
Because 90% percent of the time they want to hide that they actually use it.
Men are outright about being disgusting.
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Ever had a bad experience in a public bathroom? what was it?
Once was on a date - Took her on a walk around greenlake in seattle - she had to go #2 real bad. The womens was out of order - so I guarded as she went in the mens - then a family came up and the son was saying he can't hold it - and wanted in - while my girlfriend was on the crapper.
So I asked her to try too hurry up cause I felft for the kid also - about to piss or whatever himself....
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How do you know if a Church is a cult religion?
If its a church its a cult - no difference only degrees on insanity differ.
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What is the most pain you've ever been in?
I came out of a stomache hernia operation where the anesthesia didn't work right.
The pain came before conciousness.
It did change by perspective on life.
But also back pain - constant and enduring - if ever there was a time I just wanted to die.
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Does dirty talk make sex more fun?
Its better if your partner also likes dirty talk.
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Have you ever visually seen god?
I don't really believe in God - None the less I have had him speak to me in dreams.
I have seen the likness of God in people - Much like Dante saw him in Beautrice.
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Have you had cancer? Do you know anyone that has had cancer?
Mother had thyroid cancer - all my gradparents had one type of cancer or another.
I was misdiagnosed almost a decade back with lung cancer - And no I didn't smoke - but had asthma as a kid and the lung damage looked like a tumor on xray.
But no cancer sofar personally
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What's your darkest secret?
I was dating a girl - she said your going to hate me if cause I'm about to wt my pants. I insited that not only would I not hate her but that she should as a matter of proof.
She did and that is how I lost my virginity - but I would never tell that to the others.
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What are some of your favorite smells and why?
I like the smell of freshly dried laudry on a women. I know its weird - but the laundry by itself doesn't make it my favorite - but laundry with a scent of a women makes me think of future possibilities - and that is my favorite.
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Do your parents have controversial backgrounds? like having a German father and a Jewish mother?
If I go a little farther back my great grandfather was siou but denied he was - as did my grandmother even though she spoke it solidly.
My mother was just crazly.
My father from a southern family who a few generations back owned slaves.
My mothers side there are war heroes from the yankees in the civil war - well known. from my fathers side there are southern civil war hero's -...
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Have you ever ridden in a police car? what were the circumstances?
I rode in the back of car because I saw some gangs go at each other and I was a witness and so lead the police car to a couple of houses.
I then moved.
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How do you assert your intellect?
I assert my power - my intellect is just useful in that intellect times my motivation squared equals my power over others.
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How can philosophy help answer poverty?
Philosophy can either prove that poverty doesn't exist. Perhaps everyone is wealthy
Or it can show that everyone is poor thus should be fixed.
Or it can shaow how to make the poor wealthy.
It could also make the wealthy poor - but that doesn't fix the problem
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Who is your answerbag enemy?
The false questioners who thinkg they already have and answer and are willing to rate down others who answer differently are my enemies.
Funny many of my answers are met for them.
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Is Hillary Clinton really the Anti-Christ?
If I could sleep with her - she would be my saviour.
I think if she just gave me a blow job while she pissed herself with excitement that would be good enough.
Either way she gets my vote.
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What do people call you behind your back?
From what I can tell
They call me Genius, Handsome, Dreamy, and Brilliant.
Occasionly they say something like " her really isn't that brilliant" - But I take that as I am brilliant.
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What turns you on in a girl?
I love it when a girl appreciates my efforts at humour and wisdom etc.
I love it when she lets me appreciate hers.
But most of all, I love it when she wets her pants - there is nothing sexier
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If you knew that your life was never going to change, that things would never get any better, or any worse for you, would you want to go on living?
I've worked my whole life on improving it - hence it is now good enough for and eternity. I'd like to go on living for ever.
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What is creativity?
Creativity is what allowes you to trancend rules and reality.
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Do you get your thumb dirty when you wipe?
My mother is long since gone - But your right in not disputing.
IT might be possible that my pheromones overpower the rest - but I'vbe never had a problem getting women to suck all my fingers clean.
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Why can't I show anger? When I have every right to be angry?
You are better off if you can show anger as witt.
Not being able to show it is a survival response.
If you cross the hurdle into being able to show it then it will be hard to turn off. We all have things to be angry about (ok maybe not all of us but a whole lot of us).
Breathin in - hold onto your right to be angry. the keep up with calm expression. That gets you the farthest.
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Have you ever lied in order to protect someone's feelings?
Never trust an honest person!
I lie in a second in order to keep the truth.
For instance - she really is beautiful in those pants. I lie "They really do make you look thin and sexy."
But don't tell the truth which is "They make you look fatter then the other tan ones your where wearing."
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How can I make the most out of my highschool years?
Yout should hunt up a lesbian classmate - become friends with her - kiss her - then ask her to wet her pants for you.
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