Answerbag: Anonymous271's answers

Answer to What would you name your AB troll? Please bear in mind that this is a public forum.

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 13:11:06 -0800

What would you name your AB troll? Please bear in mind that this is a public forum.

Bert.

Answer to When you have screwed up badly, do you try to make amends and apologize or would you rather die before you'd admit you were wrong?

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 13:04:59 -0800

When you have screwed up badly, do you try to make amends and apologize or would you rather die before you'd admit you were wrong?

I hate admitting that I'm wrong. I will usually try to make amends after about a day or two.

Answer to If you spelled your name backwards would it actually make a word?

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 13:01:51 -0800

If you spelled your name backwards would it actually make a word?

with an accento, "more" in spanish

Answer to I'm trying to think of a good way to mildly freak out random strangers, got any suggestions?

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 12:58:26 -0800

I'm trying to think of a good way to mildly freak out random strangers, got any suggestions?

"I like your sleeves."

Answer to How much money would I have to pay you to run down a busy street naked?

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:44:38 -0700

How much money would I have to pay you to run down a busy street naked?

Give me free time in a gymnasium for a couple months before it and id only ask for $10,000.

Answer to When do you know it's time to finally give up?

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:42:40 -0700

When do you know it's time to finally give up?

When you are missing 3 fingers and the sawzall still wont work.

Answer to When is it time to stop?

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:38:20 -0700

When is it time to stop?

When your stomach explodes and you feel yourself oozing chocolateley liquid.

Answer to What is the best way to die?

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:33:44 -0700

What is the best way to die?

Falling off a tall building onto a busy street as I pulled my parachute and barely landed, running a few steps, eating an apple, then collapsing.

Answer to Don't you just love those wacky questions?

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:31:33 -0700

Don't you just love those wacky questions?

Wacky questions- Gotta love 'em!

Answer to Does anyone else think it is funny that bacon helped me become a maestro?

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:30:06 -0700

Does anyone else think it is funny that bacon helped me become a maestro?

mmmmmm.... I like bacon... There is no doubt in my mind. It's not funny. All hail bacon!

Answer to Would you rather be in the dumping snow or the blazing sun?

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:26:35 -0700

Would you rather be in the dumping snow or the blazing sun?

I would enjoy some blazing sun right now. I'm not ready for snow yet.

Answer to What kind of movies do you like

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:22:46 -0700

What kind of movies do you like

I'm partial to action or horror movies.

Answer to Who is the Invisible Pink Unicorn?

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:21:34 -0700

Who is the Invisible Pink Unicorn?

I've lost it. If you come across a good sized unicorn, pink, of course, please let me know. There is a good reward.

Answer to Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?

Fri, 01 Jun 2007 16:25:53 -0700

Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?

Lo siento mucho. Yo hablo ingles y espanol, un poco.

Answer to What do you think should be a World Wonder?

Mon, 07 May 2007 13:30:30 -0700

What do you think should be a World Wonder?

My uncanny ability to answer this question.

Answer to There are tone deaf llamas in need of heart surgery! What are you going to do about it?

Mon, 07 May 2007 13:23:07 -0700

There are tone deaf llamas in need of heart surgery! What are you going to do about it?

Call some good animal heart surgeons and hope for the best, paying with small loans to simultaneously improve your credit and save lives!

Answer to Do you think man kind will get it all right in the end?

Mon, 07 May 2007 12:56:04 -0700

Do you think man kind will get it all right in the end?

To be blunt, no. Really, though, as has been said, we're not on the right track to even a chance of such.

Answer to Ah, im back. What should I answer first?

Mon, 07 May 2007 12:53:46 -0700

Ah, im back. What should I answer first?

Never mind I have to get used to the new setup first...

Answer to Will I get killed for asking a question about Area-51?

Mon, 07 May 2007 12:50:04 -0700

Will I get killed for asking a question about Area-51?

Allow me to alert my squadron.

Answer to What is the hardest thing to find?

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 13:35:41 -0700

What is the hardest thing to find?

A person with a mind as twisted as mine to employ the same avatar.(almost)

Answer to What are you putting off/avoiding doing right now?

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 13:34:15 -0700

What are you putting off/avoiding doing right now?

Homework... Sigh...

Answer to If pokemon were to exist, how would life and the world change due to this effect?

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 13:30:26 -0700

If pokemon were to exist, how would life and the world change due to this effect?

Children and adults around the world would suffer from epileptic seizures, and, of course, (thank you Mr. Rogers) I would probably die.

Answer to Can u sing and what is your favorite singer and who do u think is ging to win american idol

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 13:27:58 -0700

Can u sing and what is your favorite singer and who do u think is ging to win american idol

Well, first you're going to have to tell me what "ging" means.

Answer to Ford are raw

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 13:23:38 -0700

Ford are raw

Come again?

Answer to Wow. I am now a professor. Who wants to have some celebratory cake with me? Everyone gets 4 Pts for attending the great event!

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 13:19:49 -0700

Wow. I am now a professor. Who wants to have some celebratory cake with me? Everyone gets 4 Pts for attending the great event!

I'd be happy to have some celebratory cake with you, Mr. Rogers. Let the celebration begin!

Answer to How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 13:17:31 -0700

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Answer to Y do ppl complain about how i type on ab?

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 13:16:36 -0700

Y do ppl complain about how i type on ab?

cuz its not ryte u should type ryte!

Answer to What is your favorite t.v show line?

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 13:14:13 -0700

What is your favorite t.v show line?

South Park. Blunt comedy and its actually got heart.

Answer to Do u consider yourself smart,stupid or average?

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 13:12:54 -0700

Do u consider yourself smart,stupid or average?

It's the amount of effort you put into your work that gets you where you are. I consider myself smart, but more to the point, a person who works hard at what they do.

Answer to Teacher with tenure kicks a kid and doesn't get fired. Excuse is "it wasn't really a kick". What don't I understand here?

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 13:11:17 -0700

Teacher with tenure kicks a kid and doesn't get fired. Excuse is "it wasn't really a kick". What don't I understand here?

True story!

Answer to What do you spend your expendable money on?

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 13:02:51 -0700

What do you spend your expendable money on?

I spend my expendable money on non-expendable resources or expendable wrappers with 500 calories in them. These are unnecessary yet unexpendable.

Answer to Have you ever suddenly burst into song because you wish you lived in a musical?

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 13:00:22 -0700

Have you ever suddenly burst into song because you wish you lived in a musical?

(Get the damn straitjacket off of me! I'm just going on answerbag!) Yes.

Answer to What does god physically look like?

Tue, 06 Mar 2007 17:27:10 -0800

What does god physically look like?

Long white beard, white robe, white hair, white gold crown, white eyes, brown eyes... or perhaps I just assume that he's human...

Answer to Do sea monsters exist?

Tue, 06 Mar 2007 14:17:27 -0800

Do sea monsters exist?

There is no known evidence for or against it that can prove a full point. A matter of opinion, and, like has been stated, what you consider a sea monster.

Answer to What's a 'troll'?

Tue, 06 Mar 2007 14:13:00 -0800

What's a 'troll'?

A troll is someone who rates answers or questions down for no good reason and gets seriously under your skin. Sometimes a troll will target a particular person and sometimes they will target anything. They also leave inappropriate or senseless comments, answers, or questions.

Answer to All time worst troll?

Tue, 06 Mar 2007 14:05:40 -0800

All time worst troll?

I vividly remember djsmokey... Aaahh, memories...

Answer to How long do you plan to stay here?

Mon, 05 Mar 2007 13:05:29 -0800

How long do you plan to stay here?

For the day, I'm just about done. For longer terms of time, I may leave soon or I may drift in every once in a while. I don't think I'll be on every day.(I'm sure everyone will miss me and long for my superb methods of abing)*sarcasm lol*

Answer to How do we know the true colour of the sky? Is it not possible that we are all colourblind?

Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:55:02 -0800

How do we know the true colour of the sky? Is it not possible that we are all colourblind?

I think that we aren't all colorblind, that's just a humongous fault. I'm glad someone else wonders the same things as I do, though. Maybe the sky is some strange color we haven't seen before...

Answer to If one person in your immediate family was a murderer, and you didn't know before, what would your reaction be?

Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:48:37 -0800

If one person in your immediate family was a murderer, and you didn't know before, what would your reaction be?

That explains the finger in the salad last night.

Answer to Which extinct animal would you like to bring back?

Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:11:31 -0800

Which extinct animal would you like to bring back?

I'm thinking one of those giant spiders...

Answer to How long does it usually take you to discover that a person you are talking to is a complete idiot?

Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:09:36 -0800

How long does it usually take you to discover that a person you are talking to is a complete idiot?

About 4.167592553987 seconds.

Answer to Are you Okay?

Sat, 03 Mar 2007 16:03:34 -0800

Are you Okay?

No. I don't think I ever will be quite okay. Leaves me with a sort of desolate feeling. Now I feel worse.

Answer to What would you call a mix of the French and Spanish languages?

Wed, 28 Feb 2007 13:38:55 -0800

What would you call a mix of the French and Spanish languages?

Spanch.

Answer to What is it about monsters that make them so scary?

Wed, 28 Feb 2007 13:32:39 -0800

What is it about monsters that make them so scary?

Bloody fangs, pointy teeth, matted fur, red eyes, long horns, large muscles, slimy bodies, spiky tails, stinky breath, one lazy eye, hooked noses, stubby legs, deep growls, scary creaking....

Answer to What is your biggest fear and have you attempted conquering it? Success or Failure?

Wed, 28 Feb 2007 13:27:38 -0800

What is your biggest fear and have you attempted conquering it? Success or Failure?

Fear itself! *Trying to sound gallant and important*

Answer to What is your biggest fear and have you attempted conquering it? Success or Failure?

Wed, 28 Feb 2007 13:27:36 -0800

What is your biggest fear and have you attempted conquering it? Success or Failure?

Posted answer three times wow.

Answer to What is your biggest fear and have you attempted conquering it? Success or Failure?

Wed, 28 Feb 2007 13:27:34 -0800

What is your biggest fear and have you attempted conquering it? Success or Failure?

posted answer 3 times sorry.

Answer to Whos running for presadent next year?

Wed, 28 Feb 2007 13:25:56 -0800

Whos running for presadent next year?

You mean next year? I don't know.

Answer to What are some other uses for Coca-Cola (other than soda)?

Wed, 28 Feb 2007 13:13:58 -0800

What are some other uses for Coca-Cola (other than soda)?

Diet coke and mentos.....

Answer to Would stepping on an ant hill be considered genocide?

Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:55:01 -0800

Would stepping on an ant hill be considered genocide?

*Gulp* You'd better just sentence me right now.

Answer to Would anyone care to join me in saying Happy Birthday to Nevets?

Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:53:21 -0800

Would anyone care to join me in saying Happy Birthday to Nevets?

Happy birthday Nevets! Happy birthday Nevets! Happy birthday Nevets! Happy birthday Nevets! Happy birthday Nevets! Happy birthday Nevets! Happy birthday Nevets! Happy birthday Nevets! Happy birthday Nevets! Happy birthday Nevets! Happy birthday Nevets! Happy birthday Nevets! Happy birthday...

Answer to Would you like every day, day in and day out, to be sunny and blue skies?

Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:49:39 -0800

Would you like every day, day in and day out, to be sunny and blue skies?

No. There'd be no variation. I kinda like rain sometimes anyway. That secure, inside and warm feeling you can only get that way is worth some rain.

Answer to How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sat, 24 Feb 2007 05:50:37 -0800

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Thomas Ward.

Answer to What do you think of Britney Spears' new look?? (shaved head)

Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:57:24 -0800

What do you think of Britney Spears' new look?? (shaved head)

It's stupid that anyone would do anything like that.

Answer to WHat is something easier said than done?

Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:56:24 -0800

WHat is something easier said than done?

"I apologize."

Answer to What one store would you want to win a shopping spree for?

Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:55:42 -0800

What one store would you want to win a shopping spree for?

I'm a guy, but I think that if I had the chance for a shopping spree I might do it and go to Wal-Mart.

Answer to How come we pay attention to celebrities but they pay none to us unless they have to?

Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:54:46 -0800

How come we pay attention to celebrities but they pay none to us unless they have to?

Because everyone knows their names and they don't know many of ours, to make it simple.

Answer to What's your opinion on unibrows?

Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:53:57 -0800

What's your opinion on unibrows?

Big, thick, bushy, puffy line of hair that isn't very appealing.

Answer to What are the consequences for our need or desire to label everything and everyone?

Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:50:36 -0800

What are the consequences for our need or desire to label everything and everyone?

People might get annoyed at the fact that you stuck a big sticky piece of paper to them.

Answer to Have you ever been bitten by a dog or do you know someone that has?

Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:49:37 -0800

Have you ever been bitten by a dog or do you know someone that has?

Yes, it was a close call right next to my eye.

Answer to Have you ever fallen in love with a pen?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 17:18:23 -0800

Have you ever fallen in love with a pen?

oh yeah!

Answer to I am very lazy! How do I stop being so lazy!

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 17:17:53 -0800

I am very lazy! How do I stop being so lazy!

Give yourself initiative.

Answer to Do you have a funny laugh?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 17:15:58 -0800

Do you have a funny laugh?

I think I have a laugh that can shock people into nervous breakdowns and make people faint. It's only funny when I see the video at the police station as I'm taken in for attempted murder.

Answer to What is your favorite type of computer (e.g., Dell, Apple, etc.)? Why?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 17:14:24 -0800

What is your favorite type of computer (e.g., Dell, Apple, etc.)? Why?

Dell because of their reliability.

Answer to A man is laying in the desert naked. He has a straw in his hand. His clothes are about 100 feet away. How did he get to the desert? How did he die? And why does he have a straw in his hand? you can ask yes or no questions.

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 17:13:30 -0800

A man is laying in the desert naked. He has a straw in his hand. His clothes are about 100 feet away. How did he get to the desert? How did he die? And why does he have a straw in his hand? you can ask yes or no questions.

Did he walk there?

Answer to What do you think of this statement: "Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the place where it may lead"?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 17:12:31 -0800

What do you think of this statement: "Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the place where it may lead"?

All I know is that I have no talent or any courage to use it.

Answer to What are the most points you have ever recieved in one day on answerbag?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 17:00:39 -0800

What are the most points you have ever recieved in one day on answerbag?

I'm not sure, but I think today's close to it http://www.answerbag.com/profile?id=100208

Answer to What's better? Gatorade or Powerade?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:59:30 -0800

What's better? Gatorade or Powerade?

Gatorade.

Answer to Favorite color scheme for a bathroom?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:53:10 -0800

Favorite color scheme for a bathroom?

Something warm and inviting. White?

Answer to What did kids do for fun in the 60's and 70's?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:51:19 -0800

What did kids do for fun in the 60's and 70's?

They tye-dyed shirts and bought hair spray at stores after boycotting shoe stores and barber's shops.

Answer to Would you want one of the new video grave markers that show a 20 minute film about your life?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:50:17 -0800

Would you want one of the new video grave markers that show a 20 minute film about your life?

No. I'd rather stay traditional.

Answer to What was your favorite game to play with the neighborhood kids growing up? I.E. Tag, Mother May I, Red Light/ Green Light, etc.

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:49:48 -0800

What was your favorite game to play with the neighborhood kids growing up? I.E. Tag, Mother May I, Red Light/ Green Light, etc.

Probably freeze tag.

Answer to If you life came with built in background music that varied according to your mood, which song would be playing right now?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:44:13 -0800

If you life came with built in background music that varied according to your mood, which song would be playing right now?

Hells Bells

Answer to What happens to people after death?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:40:27 -0800

What happens to people after death?

I will prance through the grand meadows in the sky and admire the beautiful smells of flowers and honeysuckle... Then again I might be stew for the devil...*shiver*

Answer to Would you ever join the military?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:38:32 -0800

Would you ever join the military?

If the country was drafting, I'd have no choice. If not, I certaintly might.

Answer to Cats or dogs?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:35:22 -0800

Cats or dogs?

Lets go dogs lets go!*clapclapclap* Lets go dogs lets go!*clapclapclap* Lets go dogs lets go!*clapclapclap* Lets go dogs lets go!*clapclapclap*

Answer to Do you actually listen to your "Inner Voice"?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:33:28 -0800

Do you actually listen to your "Inner Voice"?

If I did, would I be typing this from a jail cell? Bad joke, sorry...

Answer to Where does the answerbag symbol come from?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:31:07 -0800

Where does the answerbag symbol come from?

I don't know but it's a question mark on a bag. How much simpler can it get? I guess anyone could come up with it.

Answer to What lyrics from what song describe you best?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:30:04 -0800

What lyrics from what song describe you best?

"Purple people eater"..... Muahahahahahahaha!!!

Answer to How do you spice up your answers/questions?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:29:18 -0800

How do you spice up your answers/questions?

Add a little humor.

Answer to What's your favorite Sunday newspaper comic strip?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:25:56 -0800

What's your favorite Sunday newspaper comic strip?

Family Circus by Bil Keane.

Answer to What does OBO stand for?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:25:10 -0800

What does OBO stand for?

Optionless bile obsession

Answer to What do you consider to be the beginning of the week?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:24:15 -0800

What do you consider to be the beginning of the week?

Monday...

Answer to In what way would you like to leave your own funeral?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:23:26 -0800

In what way would you like to leave your own funeral?

I'd like to climb out of my coffin and suck someones blood, then walk away with a frankenstein limp.

Answer to What is your favorite kind of Girl Scout cookie?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:21:07 -0800

What is your favorite kind of Girl Scout cookie?

THIN MINTS ALL THE WAY, WOOT!

Answer to Would you stab your brother to keep him from hurting your mother?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:19:10 -0800

Would you stab your brother to keep him from hurting your mother?

If it was the only way to stop serious violence, yes. But not in a vital spot (organs, etc.)

Answer to You're in a wooden box, with just a mirror and a table. How do you get out?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:14:11 -0800

You're in a wooden box, with just a mirror and a table. How do you get out?

Break a leg off of the table and use a piece of glass to cut a notch in it, towards the side. Smash at the table with the mirror frame or another table leg until you get a nice, relatively thick splinter. Take your socks off and use one to spin the splinter on it's tip in the circular notch....

Answer to Get into a coffin, be buried underground for 1 hour; would you do it for $1,000,000?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 15:37:36 -0800

Get into a coffin, be buried underground for 1 hour; would you do it for $1,000,000?

I would, no questions asked. (OXYGEN SUPPLIED, OF COURSE)

Answer to What is a "Purple People Eater"? Something that eats purple people or something purple that eats people?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 15:36:42 -0800

What is a "Purple People Eater"? Something that eats purple people or something purple that eats people?

I'd assume that they eat people. Now I can't stop thinking about them and their little song. Thanks. Lol just kidding

Answer to If only you know the truth, do you tell?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 15:33:52 -0800

If only you know the truth, do you tell?

If appropriate for the time and place, yes.

Answer to How many people have a dog named Spot?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 15:30:46 -0800

How many people have a dog named Spot?

Unfortunately, no.

Answer to Don't you hate when you only have a couple points to get before your next level and you just seem to stop getting points?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 15:30:27 -0800

Don't you hate when you only have a couple points to get before your next level and you just seem to stop getting points?

Sorta. I don't exactly feel that way though.

Answer to Fukk thsi3 ewe?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 15:27:27 -0800

Fukk thsi3 ewe?

What's up ar?

Answer to Ssssssssssswwwwwwwwwww?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 15:25:32 -0800

Ssssssssssswwwwwwwwwww?

Is this really antigonerising?

Answer to Does anyone have a spring-loaded toaster that spring the toast out at high speed when its done? What are some tricks you could do using this?

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 15:24:23 -0800

Does anyone have a spring-loaded toaster that spring the toast out at high speed when its done? What are some tricks you could do using this?

I don't have one. Nonetheless, I bet you could somehow turn it into anything. Be creative. The sky's the limit.

Answer to A lot of questions about cows and meat have gone through lately. My Question to you is: What is your favorite topping/sauce for your steaks?

Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:31:58 -0800

A lot of questions about cows and meat have gone through lately. My Question to you is: What is your favorite topping/sauce for your steaks?

A1.

Answer to Can anyone come up with a way to say bye to ABers when your done for the day? Like a little sign in your question, maybe?

Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:26:12 -0800

Can anyone come up with a way to say bye to ABers when your done for the day? Like a little sign in your question, maybe?

I randomly drift onto and off of the site, quite erraticaly, so I never really leave rudely. However, maybe there should be a symbol under your avatar telling you're done.

Answer to What's your computer brand of choice?

Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:21:19 -0800

What's your computer brand of choice?

Dell, all the way! Woot!

Answer to Why are some people obsessed with popping other peoples pimples?

Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:19:26 -0800

Why are some people obsessed with popping other peoples pimples?

All I know is that I'm not.

Answer to What is a Lemon?

Sat, 13 Jan 2007 08:48:31 -0800

What is a Lemon?

A small, egg-shaped, edible citrus fruit with a pale-yellow rind and a juicy, sour pulp, rich in ascorbic acid.- Webster's New World Dictionary Third College Edition