by The Holy Spirit on November 8th, 2011

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Which scripture is your favorite?

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  • by 23Skidoo on November 8th, 2011
    voted: None of the above.

    23Skidoo

    Revelations 23:
    April Fool!!! :-)

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  • by The Anonymous Witch on November 9th, 2011

    The Anonymous Witch

    where jesus kills 2 small boys in a temper tantrum . then blinds the witnesses .


    Thomas Gospel Of The Infancy Of Jesus Christ.

    When this boy, Jesus, was five years old, he was playing at the ford of a rushing stream. (2) He was collecting the flowing water into ponds and made the water instantly pure. He did this with a single command. (3) He then made soft clay and shaped it into twelve sparrows. He did this on the sabbath day, and many other boys were playing with him.
    (4)But when a Jew saw what Jesus was doing while playing on the sabbath day, he immediately went off and told Joseph, Jesus' father: "See here, your boy is at the ford and has taken mud and fashioned twelve birds with it, and so has violated the sabbath."
    (5)So Joseph went there, and as soon as he spotted him he shouted, "Why are you doing what's not permitted on the sabbath?"
    (6)But Jesus simply clapped his hands and shouted to the sparrows: "Be off, fly away, and remembe' me, you who are now alive!" And the sparrows took off and flew away noisily.
    (7)The Jews watched with amazement, then left the scene to report to their leaders what they had seen Jesus doing.

    3 The son of Annas the scholar, standing there with Jesus, took a willow branch and drained the water Jesus had collected. (2)Jesus, however, saw what had happened and became angry, saying to him, "Damn you, you irreverent fool! What harm did the ponds of water do to you? From this moment you, too, will dry up like a tree, and you'll never produce leaves or root or bear fruit."
    (3) In an instant the boy had completely withered away. Then Jesus departed and left for the house of Joseph. (4)The parents of the boy who had withered away picked him up and were carrying him out, sad because he was so young. And they came to Joseph and accused him: "It's your fault - your boy did this."

    4 Later he was going through the village again when a boy ran and bumped him on the shoulder. Jesus got angry and said to him, "You won't continue your journey." (2)And all of a sudden, he fell down and died.
    (3)Some people saw what had happened and said, "Where has this boy come from? Everything he says happens instantly!"
    (4)The parents of the dead boy came to Joseph and blamed him saying, "Because you have such a boy, you can't live with us in the village, or else teach him to bless and not curse. He's killing our children!"

    5 So Joseph summoned his child and admonished him in private, saying, "Why are you doing all this? These people are suffering and so they hate and harass us." (2)Jesus said, "I know that these are not your words, still, I'll keep quiet for your sake. But those people must take their punishment." There and then his accusers became blind.

  • by ACCOUNT 1165636 CLOSED on November 9th, 2011
    voted: None of the above.

    ACCOUNT 1165636 CLOSED

    1 Corinthians 13

    Thats the God i pray to.

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  • by The Galaxy Hitchhiker on November 10th, 2011

    The Galaxy Hitchhiker

    My favorite Scripture is the Old Testament and the New Testament. and everything contained within them.

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  • by Want To Sleep With A Miner on November 8th, 2011

    Want To Sleep With A Miner

    Malachi 2:3.

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  • by ""Account Closed"" on November 8th, 2011

    THS, considering that all of those passages speak of hell (Lake of Fire), and that you believe Jesus Christ is the Beast and the False Prophet, and that you believe the Bible to be of no worth, and that you believe that Christians are evil spirits. One has to wonder what the motivation is behind you asking this question.

  • by Titus Eliud on November 8th, 2011

    Titus Eliud

    The Old and New Testaments. The whole of Scripture.


    DLJ

  • by canoeguide on November 8th, 2011
    voted: None of the above.

    canoeguide

    Genesis I:32.

  • by Gratefully Me on November 8th, 2011
    voted: All the above.

    Gratefully Me

    They are all equally comical.

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