Snaps jokes.

Do you need help looking ugly?
by HoboJoe on December 27th, 2011 | 4 people like this | 9 answers | in You so ugly...

What does super gaff mean?
by Answerbag Staff on July 12th, 2010 | one answer | in Snaps jokes

what is your best comeback to a 'your mum' joke
by richyh666 on December 21st, 2011 | 7 answers | in Yo momma jokes

Garbage in, garbage out. So what did your mother eat?
by Mister_Bromide on November 22nd, 2011 | 2 people like this | 2 answers | in Yo momma jokes

whats a good comeback when you ask what time it is and somebody says "time for you to get a watch"
by iloveyhu on November 19th, 2011 | 2 people like this | 14 answers | in Snaps jokes (General)

why are people so against discriminating against fat people? theyre fat, its a choice not a damn nationality. wtf is the deal?
by sleepy kitty on November 7th, 2011 | 1 person likes this | 9 answers | in You so fat..

What is your opinion of 'yo mama' jokes? I found a hilarious one...
by compaq on October 18th, 2011 | 2 people like this | 4 answers | in Yo momma jokes

What is the most asked for item at American restaurants?
by compaq on October 18th, 2011 | 7 people like this | 15 answers | in You so fat..

Can I rub your beer belly?
by Anonymous on October 6th, 2011 | 5 people like this | 14 answers | in You so fat..

Will it take your-relatively long-time to try and love ugly? Is ugly really ugly?
by prof. mes solzhenitsy on September 9th, 2011 | one answer | in You so ugly...

is it true that if your skinny, you shouldnt try to gain weight?
by fummygummy on August 30th, 2011 | 3 people like this | 9 answers | in You so fat..

how many letters do you have in your name?
by Standout on August 15th, 2011 | 3 people like this | 14 answers | in Yo momma jokes

What's the msot funniest Yo Momma joke?
by TheVampireDiaries:) on July 15th, 2011 | 7 answers | in Yo momma jokes

Ugly_____________but_____________
by Joy on July 13th, 2011 | 9 people like this | 12 answers | in You so ugly...

What made you fat?
by DarkMaskDiva/KBHCI on June 13th, 2011 | 3 people like this | 13 answers | in You so fat..

I am 42% body mass and i wanna lose 27% of it, so how much do i have to lose and what is the fastest way ( idc about healthiest way)
by Chantelle_O on May 9th, 2011 | 2 answers | in You so fat..

Why is your imperfection lightly waived compaired to another imperfection of someone elses?
by Tweedle Bug on April 18th, 2011 | 3 people like this | 7 answers | in You so ugly...

Is it just me or are those body builders (men & women) really ugly?
by Secret_Scorpio on April 9th, 2011 | 7 people like this | 16 answers | in You so ugly...

The best color for fat women's hair?
by prof. mes solzhenitsy on March 3rd, 2011 | 3 answers | in You so fat..

what is the best yo moma jokes you can think of?
by (-Unexpected-) on February 27th, 2011 | 6 answers | in Yo momma jokes

Can you say "Irish Wristwatch" 2 times as fast as possible?
by Metallica5000 on February 17th, 2011 | 1 person likes this | 2 answers | in Snaps jokes

Complete and reply please: Is a 178 cms-height- and 100 kgs-weight- person to be carrying at least --- kgs pure fat all over his body?
by prof. mes solzhenitsy on January 29th, 2011 | 3 answers | in You so fat..

I have lost weight by just eating chips,soda,dancing alot by putting on ma fav song atleast 30 mnts a day and it really works 4me
by diva on December 25th, 2010 | one answer | in You so skinny...

if someone tells me i'm trippen, what's a good "funny" comeback i could use? help me out
by lindseynich on October 18th, 2010 | 1 person likes this | 2 answers | in Snaps jokes (General)

I feel fat, how to lose wieght?
by BoysMakeMeInsane on October 5th, 2010 | 1 person likes this | 4 answers | in You so fat..

Do you eat a lot of food, to be fat?
by laser on August 27th, 2010 | 3 people like this | 7 answers | in Snaps jokes

why were police called the fuzz ?
by alansublett on August 19th, 2010 | 2 people like this | 5 answers | in Snaps jokes (General)

I feel fat. I'm 14, About 5'7 and I wiegh 115 pounds. Am I fat? Be honest please.
by BoysMakeMeInsane on August 4th, 2010 | 13 answers | in Snaps jokes

I remember beaches when I was a kid filled with tanned slim bodies. Now they're filled with pale bloated carcasses. What happened?
by Piano Player on July 22nd, 2010 | 2 people like this | 5 answers | in You so fat..

why are larger women treated like second class citzens and do you agree that its a celibrity issue
by njb55 on July 15th, 2010 | one answer | in You so fat..

What does super gaff mean?
by Answerbag Staff on July 12th, 2010 | one answer | in Snaps jokes

okay, i am new user here:D
by zyee on July 5th, 2010 | no answers | in Snaps jokes (General)

You live in a bizzaro world, the fatter you are, the healthier you are. How much would you weigh in pounds? 500? 1000? 2000?
by Robogirl_roboguy_robodog_robocat_in_2030 on June 3rd, 2010 | 1 person likes this | 3 answers | in You so fat..

Is a size 1 jean considered small?
by CelticAmethyst20 on May 25th, 2010 | 8 answers | in You so skinny...

Yo __________ was ____________.
by XT on May 25th, 2010 | 1 person likes this | 2 answers | in Yo momma jokes

what is one word for a friend??
by arihant on May 3rd, 2010 | 16 answers | in Snaps jokes (General)

What size do you think being fat starts at? (pants, womens)
by LauraLea on April 21st, 2010 | 5 answers | in Snaps jokes

Is A Size 11-12 Fat? Iam 14 years old and am 5'3.
by LauraLea on April 20th, 2010 | 7 answers | in Snaps jokes

one interesting question. you are in front of my deadbody. that time god give 1 minute talk with me. what you say for me?
by basheert on March 11th, 2010 | 3 answers | in Snaps jokes (General)