Religious jokes.

Since Christians claim God is beyond logic, wouldn't that make him illogical?
by Ailurophile on January 22nd, 2012 | 1 person likes this | 6 answers | in Religious jokes

Who is the Jewish comedian who called Obama a schwartza?
by Answerbag Staff on May 28th, 2010 | one answer | in Religious jokes

An agnostic goes into a fast food chain restaurant.
by einsteinwasright0116 on January 18th, 2012 | 2 people like this | 5 answers | in Religious jokes

A kid asks:" Where does rain come from?" I answer: "God is crying." He asks: "Why is God is crying?" Your answer....?
by ENigma on January 11th, 2012 | 7 people like this | 18 answers | in Religious jokes (General)

Eve said to Adam, "I wouldn't date you if you were the last man on earth!" He asked her, "What if I was the first man on earth?"
by Randy D on December 16th, 2011 | 2 answers | in Religious jokes

Have Sarah Palin & Lady GaGa knocked at your door preaching religion?
by AndyP on October 12th, 2011 | one answer | in Religious jokes (General)

A little dark humour?
by DA BEN DAN yanggui zi on October 10th, 2011 | 1 person likes this | 4 answers | in Religious jokes

When I was young..I wanted to be extremely controlling, grossly manipulative, and very excessive. Is 1 of 3 a bad score?(excessive)
by einsteinwasright0116 on September 22nd, 2011 | one answer | in Religious jokes

So I'm a nice Jewish girl. Where are you from?
by 34th st. on September 13th, 2011 | 5 people like this | 20 answers | in Religious jokes

Now that all who belong in Heaven have gone... Do you like my joke? Would you like it better if it was funny?
by MrX on May 21st, 2011 | 3 people like this | 4 answers | in Religious jokes

What do you think about this? http://youtu.be/LpHYyBj91Zs
by gdamon23 on April 28th, 2011 | no answers | in Religious jokes

Why are Black people good at Basketball?
by nakia111 on March 9th, 2011 | 1 person likes this | 7 answers | in Religious jokes

Would it be an appropriate to wish a jihadist fighter a safe return?
by mike_70 on January 27th, 2011 | 1 person likes this | 8 answers | in Religious jokes (General)

Anyone wanna have a good old fashioned theocracy?
by Have A Nice Day on November 3rd, 2010 | one answer | in Religious jokes (General)

Is the Taoist call to “Abandon knowledge” a prescriptive paradox?
by Fruitpunchsamurai on October 30th, 2010 | one answer | in Religious jokes (General)

Did you know that Dammit is actually God's middle name, and his last name is RRAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH?
by Have A Nice Day on October 5th, 2010 | 3 answers | in Religious jokes (General)

Who is the Jewish comedian who called Obama a schwartza?
by Answerbag Staff on May 28th, 2010 | one answer | in Religious jokes

Does God also hate kryptonite?
by curiosa777 on March 26th, 2010 | 1 person likes this | 3 answers | in Religious jokes (General)

Do you have a favourite Christmas joke and, if so, what is it?
by keithold is a prodigal bagger on November 30th, 2009 | one answer | in Religious jokes (General)

Do you think a Jewish amateur radio hobbyist would object to being called a "HAM," because such a term isn't exactly "Kosher?"
by Anonymous on November 20th, 2009 | 4 answers | in Religious jokes (General)

Is cod on your side?
by Gene H on October 30th, 2009 | 1 person likes this | 4 answers | in Religious jokes (General)

How do you drown a Rabbi?
by Google a Foo Fighting COAT on September 9th, 2009 | 1 person likes this | 2 answers | in Religious jokes (General)

Who's more likely to steal your leaf blower, a jihadist terrorist or a Republican?
by Halliburton Shill on August 19th, 2009 | 1 person likes this | 4 answers | in Religious jokes (General)

What is the lamest joke that you ever heard a preacher tell to his congregation?
by sm00z on July 2nd, 2009 | 2 answers | in Religious jokes (General)

When Moses was loading animals into the ark how many did he take?
by Nikki on June 2nd, 2009 | 9 answers | in Religious jokes

Anytime you see a joke start off with "priest", do you already know it's going to be a pedophilia joke?
by machinerat on June 1st, 2009 | 6 answers | in Religious jokes (General)

Do you know of a good religious joke?
by Anonymous on May 26th, 2009 | 3 answers | in Religious jokes (General)

Got any good Jewish jokes? (It's ok, I'm Jewish)
by Outta-here on May 25th, 2009 | 8 answers | in Religious jokes

According to my Mom God's Last name is Damn, Jesus' middle name is Herbie, (shortened to H) Did your Mom teach you anything about religion?
by tony b on March 17th, 2009 | one answer | in Religious jokes (General)

Lately I heard a man joking that he was going to have to stock up his pantry like a Baptist for winter. Baptist are known for their pot lucks and always cooking when someone is sick, do you know another fun religious stereotype? Be nice please.
by Kitsune on March 9th, 2009 | 2 answers | in Religious jokes (General)

A Preist and a Rabbi walked into a bar...Does anyone have a good old fashioned completly offensive, truly awful, you kiss your mother with that mouth joke?
by 34th st. on February 25th, 2009 | 8 answers | in Religious jokes

So a guy in a bar-has a drink and holds his hand off the floor and says "Are there any penguins this high?" Everyone says no. Another drink he raises the heigth a bit and asks the question again. Same answer. Happens again. "Oh God, I ran over a nun!"
by Possum on February 14th, 2009 | 2 answers | in Religious jokes (General)

What are 5 people you are guaranteed to meet in hell?
by Hinamori Amu on December 21st, 2008 | 6 answers | in Religious jokes (General)

Does the bible and its supporters sometimes give you the hebrew-jibies?
by Worth Repeating on November 25th, 2008 | 2 answers | in Religious jokes (General)

Do you need a little laugh? read the joke...<scroll down>
by vera city on November 18th, 2008 | 2 answers | in Religious jokes (General)

The punch line is," GHOST FATHER!! I THOUGHT YOU SAID GOAT" Who knows the joke
by uncacal on November 14th, 2008 | one answer | in Religious jokes

Could you come up with religious jokes that would not be flagged as spam/offensive?
by Doggie S on September 18th, 2008 | 12 answers | in Religious jokes (General)

Did you hear the one about the queer who made a big donation to his church?
by koldkanuck on August 30th, 2008 | 3 answers | in Religious jokes (General)

What did the Taoist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
by Mr. Meaulnes on August 25th, 2008 | 4 answers | in Religious jokes

Why did the Catholic cross the road? Can't think of anything right now..LOL can you?
by Mystical on August 19th, 2008 | 2 answers | in Religious jokes (General)

Why did the Protestant cross the road? To nail a manifesto on the Catholic Church door LOL. Can you think of more?
by Mystical on August 19th, 2008 | 2 answers | in Religious jokes (General)