Jokes about companies and professions.

What will happen...next...Phill walks into the bar and then...he...
by O.G. Rodger on January 26th, 2012 | 3 people like this | 5 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

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Do you realize that the world cannot end until after May? May is when the new MIB movie comes out.
by einsteinwasright0116 on January 3rd, 2012 | 2 people like this | 6 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

I'm not going to The Ewings for Thanksgiving. I was very non-committal. I said no. Lucy'll be gone so I'll be slain right away. And you?
by einsteinwasright0116 on November 19th, 2011 | no answers | in Jokes about companies and professions

If u had to pick between a job where u separate baby chickens by their gender or a job where u put fudge in boxes to ready them for shipping
by Ailurophile on November 1st, 2011 | 2 people like this | 8 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions

What corporation would you love to see go?
by Closed Cal on October 28th, 2011 | 1 person likes this | 3 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

How many people that you know who you can trust with the truth?
by einsteinwasright0116 on July 15th, 2011 | 3 people like this | 5 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

If you have a fault, is it mine? .
by einsteinwasright0116 on July 13th, 2011 | 3 people like this | 4 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

Why has every company I call recently changed their menu options?
by Steven_S3187 on July 2nd, 2011 | 2 people like this | 3 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions

What do you do when the ads time out? Do you cry? Do you hug your teddy bear and think sad thoughts about wire?
by einsteinwasright0116 on June 23rd, 2011 | 1 person likes this | one answer | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

Being a morally upright person, do you hate Gibson so much that you will stop downloading Braveheart for free?
by einsteinwasright0116 on May 4th, 2011 | 2 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions

Where do I get Yahoo Spamguard?
by einsteinwasright0116 on March 28th, 2011 | no answers | in Jokes about companies and professions

Do you have your 2011 Miss TSA Calendar photos?
by Takei-Shihan on January 25th, 2011 | no answers | in Jokes about companies and professions

Did you hear about the gynecologist's assistant job?
by Possum on December 2nd, 2009 | 1 person likes this | 2 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

What's a Republican most likely to fantasize about other than a Sarah Palin spanking?
by Halliburton Shill on December 1st, 2009 | 18 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

What's the difference between a Republican and a cat obsessed with a ferret?
by Halliburton Shill on November 30th, 2009 | 8 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

Can you tell me a good lawyer joke?
by Marguerite on November 21st, 2009 | 9 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

Who remembers this joke,"A guy goes into a bar and asks a women would you sleep with me for a million dollars?
by king of pain is serious but Sexy on November 3rd, 2009 | 2 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

What are some funny, but clean, jokes?
by gradyjones on October 13th, 2009 | 1 person likes this | 3 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

What type of engineer designed the human body?
by keithold is a prodigal bagger on October 12th, 2009 | 2 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

Can you spot the undercover cop in this photo?
by Shemarq the Wamama on October 4th, 2009 | 35 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions

Man goes to doctor, the consultation:"doc my penis is orange?" "have you had any stress lately?" "No." "any life changes?" "no, doc my penis is orange." "How's your diet?" "same as always doc. a bag of Cheetos while watching the Playboy channel."
by A Rock In Woolfs Clothing on September 23rd, 2009 | no answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his or her ear pierced?
by keithold is a prodigal bagger on September 17th, 2009 | 5 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

Why are pirates pirates?
by keithold is a prodigal bagger on September 17th, 2009 | 2 people like this | 18 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

What did the pirate want to be when he grew up?
by keithold is a prodigal bagger on September 17th, 2009 | 12 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

So I never got to hear the end of this joke. A Penguin and a Rabbi walk into a bar... but what next?
by Kornflapper on September 2nd, 2009 | one answer | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

A lawyer and his client went fishing In the ocean. in a shark feeding frenzy a shark ramed the boat causing them to fall overbord they eat the client but didn't go near the lawyer, why?
by larry on August 31st, 2009 | 6 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

Which occupation is the butt of the most jokes?
by keithold is a prodigal bagger on August 12th, 2009 | 17 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

Why would NE 1 buy the snuggie?
by whitedragonofsummer on August 9th, 2009 | 7 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

Why prefer normal distribution over the other distribution in the statistics
by Anonymous on June 24th, 2009 | no answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

Anyone want to read some true court room humour? --see answers
by DA BEN DAN yanggui zi on June 6th, 2009 | 3 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

How do you get a Fiat to go 125 miles an hour?
by Possum on May 17th, 2009 | 7 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

What do you call a Fiat on the top of a hill? Two Fiats on the top of a hill? Three Fiats on the top of a hill?
by Possum on May 17th, 2009 | one answer | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

What are they going to make after the Fiat/Chrysler merger?
by Possum on May 17th, 2009 | 2 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

What's going to be the name of the company after the Fiat/Chrysler merger.
by Possum on May 17th, 2009 | 5 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

Do you have a "priceless" joke to share? (Laptop computer: $2000. Internet line, $27/month. Getting your AB friends to share jokes: Priceless)
by Piano Player on May 4th, 2009 | 4 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

I heard a really good joke today - can you think of a way I can incorporate it into a question?
by dea_ex_machina on April 10th, 2009 | one answer | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

Why did the trig teacher have trouble arriving at his destination?
by d1harder3 on March 6th, 2009 | 7 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

To be a man or a woman? WHY?
by Marias on February 23rd, 2009 | 7 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

If a train leaves at 4:30pm from California going to Hawaii and another train leaves at 3:30am from New York going to cuba. What time will each train arrive at their destination?
by Mic on January 30th, 2009 | 6 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)

What is the difference between sex and politics?
by Cotton 201 on January 24th, 2009 | 17 answers | in Jokes about companies and professions (General)