Animal jokes.

Wouldn't a cat suicide bomber be nine times more useful than a normal one since it has nine lives?
by Ailurophile on November 29th, 2011 | 2 people like this | 5 answers | in Animal jokes (General)

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Did your parents ever told you that you were an accidental baby?
by HoboJoe on November 21st, 2011 | 6 people like this | 12 answers | in Animal jokes (General)

Is the reason why people don't swim in the lake, because the fish be farting in it?
by RCLAY on November 11th, 2011 | 2 answers | in Animal jokes

wat would you do if the world was being invaded by badgers that kept singing, badger badger badger badger, WITH FRIKKEN LAZER BEAMS!!!
by yourreflection on October 5th, 2011 | 2 people like this | 4 answers | in Animal jokes (General)

So, how did the cow jump over the moon? ;-)
by AnonymousGirl on August 2nd, 2011 | 7 people like this | 15 answers | in Animal jokes

Why DON'T chickens cross the street?
by June on July 20th, 2011 | 3 people like this | 6 answers | in Animal jokes (General)

A vegetarian was asked why he doesn't eat meat. The person said is it because you don't want to eat animals?
by HoneyBee on July 9th, 2011 | 1 person likes this | one answer | in Animal jokes (General)

Aparently if a bird poo's on you.. that's not really good luck is it .
by SophSoph on May 24th, 2011 | 2 people like this | 15 answers | in Animal jokes

who likes bananas
by Joshua_P6816 on May 19th, 2011 | 18 answers | in Animal jokes

if there was 1 duck in front of 2 ducks, and 2 ducks in front of 1 duck, wit a duck in the middle of 2 ducks how many ducks do u have?
by FreddieFred44 on May 4th, 2011 | 3 people like this | 14 answers | in Animal jokes

I love LOLCATS, anyone want to share their favorite picture?
by gdamon23 on April 28th, 2011 | 1 person likes this | 4 answers | in Animal jokes

there is a unicorn beside you. you are riding a girrafe and there is a polar bear chasing you. WHAT DO YOU DO????
by gunman23 on February 12th, 2011 | 6 people like this | 11 answers | in Animal jokes (General)

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
by keithold is a prodigal bagger on January 9th, 2011 | 2 people like this | 5 answers | in Animal jokes (General)

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
by Chrisn2969 on December 22nd, 2010 | 1 person likes this | 5 answers | in Animal jokes (General)

How does this joke end?
by Piano Player on December 12th, 2010 | 1 person likes this | 6 answers | in Animal jokes (General)

HELP!! On Sims 3 I can't fine the edit town button on the xbox 360:(
by Princess Garnet on November 16th, 2010 | no answers | in Animal jokes

Can you find me a picture of gay animals eating ice cream?
by ??? on August 19th, 2010 | 3 people like this | one answer | in Animal jokes (General)

Can you catch a dog with a feather and a hat???
by Torirock2000 on August 9th, 2010 | 1 person likes this | 2 answers | in Animal jokes (General)

What if a new language was penguinese or turtlese?
by ¤sunshine¤ on August 7th, 2010 | 1 person likes this | one answer | in Animal jokes (General)

WHAT CAME FIRST ON EARTH HEN OR EGG ?
by GALAXTRON on July 21st, 2010 | 5 answers | in Animal jokes

Lolcats: love or hate?
by 15 Pieces of Flair loves her teddy bear on July 15th, 2010 | 2 answers | in Animal jokes (General)

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
by Marguerite on July 10th, 2010 | 4 people like this | 10 answers | in Animal jokes

what do you get a piranah for its birthday?
by huckleberrychild on May 18th, 2010 | 2 answers | in Animal jokes (General)

badger badger badger !
by conorbls on April 14th, 2010 | one answer | in Animal jokes (General)

Hey what do you guys think of the smoking chimp? Funny?
by Coexist on April 5th, 2010 | 5 answers | in Animal jokes (General)

So we know that we can use kitty litter as a form of ice melt. what would happen if someone used ice melt in place of kitty litter? ^_^ lol
by my_2_cents on April 1st, 2010 | no answers | in Animal jokes (General)

So we all know that we use kitty litter in place of ice melt. what would happen if someone used ice melt in place of kitty litter? ^_^ lol
by my_2_cents on March 31st, 2010 | 3 answers | in Animal jokes (General)

If pigs could fly, would the price of bacon rise?
by curiosa777 on March 26th, 2010 | 8 answers | in Animal jokes (General)

What’s the deal with the platypus, really?
by curiosa777 on March 26th, 2010 | one answer | in Animal jokes (General)

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
by PuppetMaster on January 26th, 2010 | 4 answers | in Animal jokes (General)

what are some funny jokes about the new answerbag?
by girona98 on December 16th, 2009 | 2 answers | in Animal jokes (General)

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO DROWN A FISH?
by MRKNOWITALLSOMETIME on December 3rd, 2009 | one answer | in Animal jokes (General)

If you have a baby, what will you name her?
by Ponygirl on November 11th, 2009 | 3 answers | in Animal jokes (General)

What happens when a fly goes down?
by keithold is a prodigal bagger on October 17th, 2009 | 8 answers | in Animal jokes (General)

What type of people would name a parrot Moses?
by keithold is a prodigal bagger on October 17th, 2009 | 3 answers | in Animal jokes (General)

What is a shitzu?
by keithold is a prodigal bagger on October 16th, 2009 | 3 answers | in Animal jokes (General)

Where are you most likely to see a talking duck?
by keithold is a prodigal bagger on October 15th, 2009 | 12 answers | in Animal jokes (General)

What is the funniest joke about animals?
by keithold is a prodigal bagger on October 15th, 2009 | 3 answers | in Animal jokes (General)