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by Biggie15 on May 29th, 2007
what happened to XD ?
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Do you permit another person to post questions and answers on AB using your online name?
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LMAO.
by Jodie44 on May 29th, 2007
See what I mean, Biggie! They will BEAT you down, man. You can't trust 'em! I like "almighty egg beater". I think I'll join you.
by Stableboy on May 29th, 2007
And so, the age of the 'Almighty' dawns! I love Almighty Windbag!
by Biggie15 on May 29th, 2007
We RULE!
by Stableboy on May 29th, 2007
LOL @ The Almighties. Bring it on boys. BRING. IT. ON!
by Penny The Wise on May 29th, 2007
If it's a grudge match you want, boy, it's gonna be a grudge match you get! Me and Stableboy will pummel you into submission! Best start digging your grave now Penny
by Biggie15 on May 29th, 2007
Theres too many goddesses. You'll have to take us on one by one pal.
by Penny The Wise on May 29th, 2007
A single Almighty can handle a dozen Goddesses. That's what "Almighty" MEANS, girlfriend!!
by Stableboy on May 29th, 2007
Don't make me get PP up in here!
"Behind every good man is a good woman"
Without us you got nothin!
by Penny The Wise on May 29th, 2007
I am here. Who needs their butt whopped?
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on May 29th, 2007
LOL! PP would melt in the heat of my shifty-eyed glare, begging not to be Frappterized(TM) instantly! If you want some real offense, you're gonna need Auntie Em, and there's no way she would turn on Stableboy Almighty! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
by Stableboy on May 29th, 2007
I don't melt. In fact I like the heat. I laugh at your gaze. And after Auntie Em reads this she will come to our side.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on May 29th, 2007
Thanks Biggie14, Looks like I started a war. :>)
by keithold is a prodigal bagger on May 29th, 2007
I could hardly fit in this comment thread, what with all the ego flying around. I don't think there is room on Mount Olympus for a lowly Pirate such as myself, but, fella's, I will say this: Hell hath no fury like a Goddess scorned. Your egg beaters and bags of wind are no match for them!
by PrettyPirate on May 29th, 2007
Yes, you did, Keith. But a fun one. Come on, Pretty Pirate, we'll make you Goddess of the High Seas. And thanks for your support.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on May 29th, 2007
A Goddess of the Sea? Hmmm. I actually kinda like that idea! I can see me, rising up from the blackened, thrashing waves, my shark and octopus minions at my side, deciding on whether or not to sink SB's ship. Let's see his Bag of Wind take that on! Hahahaha!
by PrettyPirate on May 29th, 2007
We're getting more on our side, Stable Boy. Now who's winning?
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on May 29th, 2007
PrettyPirate,You'll not be sending the Kraken after lil ol' me, will ya, luv?
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on May 29th, 2007
I may. I may not. It depends on which way the wind is blowing on any given day. Best to sleep with one eye open ;) I am treacherous wench, to be sure, to be sure.
by PrettyPirate on May 29th, 2007
I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside!
Mr. Gibbs, chart us a course to land! I didn't say port! I said LAND, ANY land!!!
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on May 29th, 2007
Yes, but on Land is I the warrior Goddess of the Horse. Out run that one, boys.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on May 29th, 2007
Oh gosh, there's 10 goddesses now. I gotta decide if I should untie one of my hands or if that would make the competition too unfair.... Hmmm. Guess I'll sleep on it and see if they get 20.
by Stableboy on May 29th, 2007
pasobrio I have had a little horse-whispering experience! But I defer to you, I make no claim to the great halls of Mount Answerbag.
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on May 29th, 2007
But, Stable Boy, your troops are retreating what ever shall you do? Whisper all you want, Captain, but they will still listen to me because horses have a matriarcal socity. The studs just there to look good.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on May 29th, 2007
I'll not stand for this p***y-whipping any longer! To arms stableboy ! We must vanquish these Valkyries! I'll not end up in the Malls of shopping hell!
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on May 29th, 2007
Barcaluv67 grow yerself some nuts boy! it looks like we need to defend the honor of men!
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on May 29th, 2007
Oh, my god, I laughed till I cried. I wish I could give that points.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on May 29th, 2007
Send them to my answer here, if that is not just an idle jest at my expense.
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on May 29th, 2007
Nope, that was just funny. And I already pointed you.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on May 30th, 2007
Alas! The most feared and revered pirate of the AB Seas has arrived! Come ladies! Let us get prepared! Jodie, Fun, Paso, MsFortunate, PrettyPirate, idne, gather the other goddesses. There is much work to be done!
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
I'll bring the rum and black eyeliner!
by PrettyPirate on May 30th, 2007
Ooh, I'm shaking in my egg beater boots
by Biggie15 on May 30th, 2007
Good! Cause the rum's always gone!
We'll need as much rum as we can get!
*Pass the liner over here please!*
Who's next?
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
<eating popcorn watching intently>
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
Why am I here again?
by Fun on May 30th, 2007
Because I just made a fresh round of cocktails and the bacon is on the fryer?
by PrettyPirate on May 30th, 2007
el pirata bonito, I would like some bacon...
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
Oh, she brought bacon!
@ Fun: You're here because you're a goddess! We must defend our honor! We must fight for respect! *Busts out with Scottish accent* They may take our lives, but they can't take our Freedom!
@ PP- May I have another drink there, love?
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
ElSoupy: You will only accept bacon from the 'Almighty' members, and not the enemy. Am I clear?
by Biggie15 on May 30th, 2007
We had him first!
El: If you take our bacon, you are pledging yourself to the Goddesses of AB. You will be treated well. Better than any... Egg Beater or Windbag may treat you. Plus.. *looks around*... There's women here!
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
im telling you the solution here is to put "el" in front of your name Viva el Respuesta Bolso
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
bacon is bacon
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
Of course, Penny, my love - have as many as you want! Oh, and Soupy, yes, of course - have some bacon. Eat it alllllll up *evil laugh*
by PrettyPirate on May 30th, 2007
No pressure Soupy, but if you join the Goddesses, then I may have to get my pet lion on you
by Biggie15 on May 30th, 2007
I do like the ladies...
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
Wooo cocktails and bacon. I can't defend while inebriated. I will bring out the leaglise to take you haters out. BRING IT ON!
by Fun on May 30th, 2007
Biggie think about it you could be El Mas' Grande
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
Hmm, that sounds like a great... Hey! You're messing with my mind again!
by Biggie15 on May 30th, 2007
to quote the great micheal jackson, from the song The girl is mine...
"Paul, I am a lover not a fighter"
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
El nino... Spanish for El Nino!
by Fun on May 30th, 2007
Soupy can be our pet! We'll feed him bacon and pat his head when he's a good boy. Awwwww!
by PrettyPirate on May 30th, 2007
I respect your pacifism. Just don't go joining that enemy!
by Biggie15 on May 30th, 2007
fun el nino is spanish for THE nino...
PP: as long as I dont have to wear s&m gear, you ladies can pet me all day long...
Biggie: how can I resist they are so HOT!!
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
I don;t know spanish BITE ME
by Fun on May 30th, 2007
LOL. No, no S&M gear required ;)
by PrettyPirate on May 30th, 2007
Woot! *Hands Soupy some bacon* There there. See, isn't it nice over here with the ladies?!
Just think Biggie, we have lots of bacon over here too- But wait. You're on *Their* side. No bacon for you!
@PP- MMmkay Preeety. Annnnnoothr drinnnk for mmeeeeeee pleez!
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
@ Soupy- But the gear is optional.
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
Fun: I have seen your picture.. I would LOVE to bite you...
PP & Penny: more bacon please, and rub my belly
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
Soupy is on our side because he wants to get makey outey with me.
by Fun on May 30th, 2007
*Hands Soupy a handfull of bacon* Eat up friend! We muussht gain our shtreng..tthhhsh. Uh, strengsh. YouknowwhatI'mtalkin bout. *hiccup*
@ PP- More rum! Rum for all the goddesshes!
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
well all I can say to that is DUH! Have you looked in a mirror ROWRR!
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
Oooh, love on the Goddess/Pirate ship! Well, at least makey-outy-ness!
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
Ugh *hides in shame*
by Fun on May 30th, 2007
hey theres PLENTY of "the soupy" to go around!!
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
♥ is in the air! More cocktails and bacon!
by PrettyPirate on May 30th, 2007
Hahahahhaa!
Mmmm bacon. I <3 Bacon.
Um, ok. Anyway, We're missing the point.
Goddesses are better than... than... those windbags/egg beater peoples. We have the "Ultimate weapon". I'll tell you if you promise not to let the cat out of the bag until I say ready.
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
Well I think the others left, so lets have a victory party!! PAR-TAY
Fun: you are totally hot!! especialy for a 19 year old (and 2000 days)
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
... 19? If she was born in 1982 that would make her older than 19!
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
like I said 19 and 2000 days makes her about 25
I am 19 and 7300 days...
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
Soupy, aren't you married?!
by PrettyPirate on May 30th, 2007
LOL Ah. Makes sense.
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
sssshhh! I was just about to get all makey-outy with Fun!!
yes I am married and Babycakes is my 2nd wife, I Was trying to get you to be my 3rd wife!!
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
I am not into being a plural wife.
by Fun on May 30th, 2007
Sloppy seconds aren't my style :)
by PrettyPirate on May 30th, 2007
ah man, I knew I shouldnt have joined this thread...
can I still have some bacon?
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
NO BACON FOR YOU!
by Fun on May 30th, 2007
You can have some more bacon as long as you aren't trying to push your polygamy on anyone else!
*Offers Soupy some more bacon*
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
*growls* I'm leaving.
by Fun on May 30th, 2007
Soupy will not take the bacon, I'll see to that...
by Biggie15 on May 30th, 2007
Fun, why are you leaving? :(
by PrettyPirate on May 30th, 2007
FUN: i hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave...
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
Soupy... You said you'd be good!
Fun! Don't go! We need you!
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
Come on in, Metaphiz! We don't bite! Well, Soupy does... but just tell him "no more bacon" and he'll behave.
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
Now I see why SB recruited me. You little girls need to be put in your place!
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
oh I gotta see this.. its gonna get UGLY...
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
*gasp*! Ladies, are we going to stand for this? Arm yourselves with our bra slingshots!
Put in *Our* place?! If you didn't have us, there wouldn't be anyone to procreate with! There would be no boobies, no one to take care of you when you're sick, and certainly no fun between the bedsheets! What do you have to say to that?!
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
'Almighty' clan member Metaphiz, I like your style!
by Biggie15 on May 30th, 2007
<could it be that I have just fallen in love with penny too?>
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
Honestly, one flash of my magnificent "mountains of gold" is all it would take to sort out who reigns supreme.
by PrettyPirate on May 30th, 2007
... Soupy... Remember the bacon. You already scared away Fun! Stay focused!
Here, have some more bacon and stockpile these under garments to fling.
Thanks.
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
Buahahaha! Aye. The magnificent mountains remain forever supreme.
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
I need bacon a little "privacy"
mmmm mountains of gold....
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
Mmmm, Buxom Wenches ...
by PrettyPirate on May 30th, 2007
<soupy is dizzy from all the beers, bacon, bras and boobies>
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
Excellent. Our brilliant Goddess plan of sly manipulation and flattery has worked. Quick, Penny, tie him up!
by PrettyPirate on May 30th, 2007
you should know by know, I might enjoy being tied up!
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
That's IT!!!! I'm going on a booby strike! I will not gawk at any boobs until you ALL apologize!!!
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
metaphiz, I will take up your slack...
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! I'm sorry, guys. I just couldn't do it for another moment. boooooobiiiiieeeeeeees
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
*evil laughter* Yes, the Glory of the Boobage has won again! Victory! *shimmies*
by PrettyPirate on May 30th, 2007
"And another one does, and another one does, and another one bites the dust!"
Here, have a beer Metaphiz. Life's better over here.
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
DRAT!!!!
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
Boobies, Beer and Bacon. There's just no losing!
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
Wait just one minute, Penny!!! You can control the Boobies, but the Beer and Bacon will always be accessible (hence our obvious superiority).
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
The 3 B's. Gotta love 'em.
by PrettyPirate on May 30th, 2007
As long as we control the boobies, we win. Plain and simple.
Here have a backrub while you're here. No, don't get up. I'll get you another beer.
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
You ALMOST had me in your fluffy snares, you succubae. Fortunately, I remembered that I had a cold beer in the fridge, and some left over bacon in my pocket (now if only I can get my wife to fetch the beer for me).
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
sucubus or not, im going with the goddesses
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
I'm out for the night, Poppets. This Pirate needs some shut eye. Penny, hold down the fort until I return! ♥
by PrettyPirate on May 30th, 2007
Will do love. Good night and pleasant Pirate dreams!
@ Metaphiz- Good luck. Besides, I have the NFL Network, ESPN, ESPN2 and Spike. But... it's okay. We didn't want company anyway.
Besides, is the beer in your fridge... Heinekin?! Ha ha! I bet not!
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
nighty night el pirata bonito
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
<pops open the cold brew his obedient wife just brought him> :-) Silly little females.
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
<burp> Budweiser, The King of Beers. mmmmmm, day old baaacon. Farmed the hops and barley, raised, killed, and butchered the pig, and told my thankful, obedient wife to get me some breakfast cooked up. All while making her feel like she's actually in control. BRILLIANT!!!
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
*Thinks to herself- It's a good thing I got a hold of Mrs. Metaphiz earlier in the day. I hope she got that rope I sent her...*
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
ooooh, me too!
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
*comes back* What's going on?
by Fun on May 30th, 2007
The Goddesses are getting their bottoms spanked.
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
Of course SB, the Almighty Windbag isn't on the feild. We wouldn't want our general get wounded.
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
I can see it's high time I showed up.
by Jodie44 on May 30th, 2007
Fun! We're winning. THAT'S what's going on.
Here's the update: Barcaluv is tied up back at idne's place, and I'm *secretly* working with Mrs. Metaphiz to bring Metaphiz down. Now, for the bossman... StableBoy.
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
Jodie! Been waiting for you! *Tosses her the rum and some bacon* Come! Join us, sister!
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
Yeah, they could use a bit of help. Did you bring bacon?
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
Jodie can take him. And I will just stand here and play with my matches because I suck and have no purpose in life.
by Fun on May 30th, 2007
I can handle StableBOY. No worries.
by Jodie44 on May 30th, 2007
We're gonna need all the Goddesses we can get for this one. PP went to sleep, but Paso should be back any time. Now that idne, I mean *cough* Wonder Woman, Jodie and Fun and I are together... we should get strated.
Now, did anyone bring the secret, ultimate weapon?
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
Boobies?
by Fun on May 30th, 2007
Course you do Fun! We need you to bring home the bacon, and at the end we'll need someone to burn the place down. You know, hide the... evidence.
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
... yes. Everyone bring their boobies? We'll need all the boobies we can get to take them all down!
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
Yes, cook for us. 'Tis your lot in life. :-)
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
We've all got brains. Something the opposition forces lack. They have...balls and Budweiser.
by Jodie44 on May 30th, 2007
True. Jodie, did you bring the itching power I asked for? Scratch THIS fellas!
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
Yes, Jodie, but they're big and cold. Lay seige! Go ahead! ViVA LA RESISTANCE!!!
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
Y'all are so cute when you make talk-talk!! It's hard for me to take this kind of "enemy" seriously, though... so far my biggest fears are being served too much bacon or hearing too much Il Divo.
by Stableboy on May 30th, 2007
SB, shhhhhhh, <whispers> they're feeding us.
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
yes, when they took off their shirts to fight you.. we all became winners
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
(Loud enough for the enemy to hear>My, this-bacon-is-sure-taking-the-fight-out-of-us. Hope-they-don't-keep-SERVING-it.
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
They aren't off El Soupy. Stop getting all excited. I am going to sue you all for negligence.
by Fun on May 30th, 2007
But Stableboy... We've already won. No man should ever utter the dreaded words 'Il Divo', and to do so would mean spontaneus human combustion. Count down the minutes to your doom. Unless of course you have the antidote...
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
@ Metaphiz... What you DON'T know, is that we crushed up roofies and covered the bacon with it...
Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep widdle boys...
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
You will never win. Not as long as I am an almighty clan member
by Biggie15 on May 30th, 2007
What you DON'T know, is that we have a spy that swapped your roofies with Viagra. Now, YOU go to sleep. MWAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
Not tonight honey... I have a headache.
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
Spy? Who the... SOOOUUUPY?...
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
Metaphiz probably hears that one a lot!
by Fun on May 30th, 2007
*snicker*
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
Soupy, play along. We don't want them to compromise Jodie44 any more than we already have.
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
Can we build a bridge and get over this?
by Fun on May 30th, 2007
You HAVE been talking to Mrs. Metaphiz. Now that's just bad form, ladies!
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
<puzzled look> <goes back to his pile of bacon and backrub>
lower
lower
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
Bridge...? They are trivializing everything we stand for! They are saying that they are better than us! If they acknowledge that we are equals, I will stop this maxi-pad flinging, tieing up, name calling, spy game, nonsesnse.
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
Fine, Penny. We are equal (as long as women stay in their place, that is. The balance of nature depends on it).
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
They know we are equals, that is why they are fighting for their lives.
by Fun on May 30th, 2007
You stay in your place too Mister and things won't get scary.
by Fun on May 30th, 2007
Sorry Soupy. I thought it was you who sold us out.
Jodie.. is this true?
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
Hold that thought. My wife just came in the room. Don't want her to read the stuff I'm writing. Be back in 30 min.
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
They may know it... but I want to hear them "say" it. I want it in black and white on the screen...
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
LOL Cause she'd KICK YOUR ASS! *grin*
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
All's good in fun and war, but in the "really real world", yeah, I'm toaste.
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
*nod*
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
She heard me laughing out loud, came in to see what I was doing, tried to hide it, pissed her off, had to explain, now she has a headache, and, thanks to my brilliant planning, I'm bloated on bacon, and I think the Viagra's kicking in. All in all, my day just went into the crapper with Penny's red wine.
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
Penny, if you were equal, then I wouldn't be fighting. But you are of an inferior species!
by Biggie15 on May 30th, 2007
<pouring out a little margarita for my fallen homey Metaphiz>
also Fun is in another thread trying to get me in trouble with my wife!!
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
No, Biggie. Women are what makes life sweet. They are the flavor that makes our otherwise bland lives worth living. We are the ones that are inferior. We are stupid. They are smart. They are right. We are wrong. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and massage my wife's feet, and beg her forgiveness. Mr. Metaphiz must have nooky.
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
You've gone through a rapid change Metaphiz. Don't do this to us! We need you! You're possessed
by Biggie15 on May 30th, 2007
Talk to me when the Viagra wears off, comrade.
by Metaphiz on May 30th, 2007
*sits back and appreciates her work*
Great job ladies. Now we'll be packing up and moving along...
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
It's nice when they do it to themselves, isn't it ladies? *Hands the boys a little more rope* There, that ought to do it!
by Penny The Wise on May 30th, 2007
And so the years went by, and the battles raged on: the Goddesses, the Almighties, and the other factions. It was a dark time; as workers left their fields unplowed to go off to war, famines erupted. Children starved, and the sun was blotted out from the smoke of munitions. Yet the people clung to their hatreds, and treated these disasters as but minor inconveniences required to vanquish the enemy. Passing merchants would remark with sadness, remembering a time when the land was happy and peaceful, before the fall, before the arising of the power-hungry Goddesses and their minions. Finally, after many years, a prophet was born -- someone who would restore peace and justice, a leader like no other to come before or after. Rumors circulated... but none were sure... the word came that his name was simply "The One".
by Stableboy on May 30th, 2007
The one...
by Fun on May 30th, 2007
And no, El Soupy is NOT The One. I have solid information on this bit.
by Stableboy on May 30th, 2007
Indeed.
by The One No More on May 30th, 2007
oh you guys noticed that .. heh heh.. so what about those Jets...
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
I cannot handle this... What about my beloved Jets?
by Fun on May 30th, 2007
And exactly who is "La Unica?" Your Stableboyishness?
by Jodie44 on May 30th, 2007
he he la unica...
jodie is now "El Jodie cuarenta cuatro"
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 30th, 2007
LOL! Not me (but he is rather good looking, eh? I guess we share a few traits)
by Stableboy on May 30th, 2007
All will be well. Corruptive power shall fail. Darkness will be banished; fear not, good people of Answerbag... your cries have been heard and your day of liberation is at hand.
by The One No More on May 30th, 2007
The One, and all His greatness, has arrived
by Biggie15 on May 30th, 2007
Well-said, your Soupness
by Jodie44 on May 30th, 2007
The One has indeed arrived on the USS Big Ego.
by Jodie44 on May 30th, 2007
Uh... I think it might be time for some AKGo's to have second thoughts about witty comments directed at He Who Must Not Be Doubted... I've heard some pretty serious stuff is coming down the pipe. Just a word to the wise, and all that.
by Stableboy on May 30th, 2007
Yeah, well, I'm coping
by Jodie44 on May 30th, 2007
Ah, but for how long?
by Biggie15 on May 30th, 2007
I wish I could have been here earlier to warn the guys about the beer and bacon trap in which I stupidly fell. Managed to scape almost unscathed.
by Barcaluv on May 30th, 2007
I'm here now. It was grocery day. I have more bacon, beer, and rum plus icecream and cake. And I can give a mean Asian meassage. Who's with us, the Great Goddesses who Provide All?
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on May 30th, 2007
Wow. It sure got quiet in here when The One showed up! WHOOPEE!! Damn, I get tired of being right.
by Stableboy on May 30th, 2007
Quiet? Hell, yeah! It's hard to talk when you're gagging.
by Jodie44 on May 30th, 2007
<Smacks Jodie between the shoulder blades> There! Wow, I coulda told you that you can't swallow that much pride at one time, girlfriend! :-)
by Stableboy on May 30th, 2007
MMMM... ya had me @ cocktails and bacon, anyone ever have a good recipe for
Bloody Mary's, and do you think ya could incorporate bacon in it?
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on May 30th, 2007
Sorry, got stuck in a debate. I think I can cook one up for you, Captain, but only if you swear alligence to us Ladies. How about a back rub?
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on May 30th, 2007
Time is short for those who follow the AKGo path. Repent!
by The One No More on May 30th, 2007
No, we will not! You need to bow before us! We have bacon, some of us have boobages, and the rest have booties so we win.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on May 30th, 2007
Goos Lord! How goes the battle men?
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on May 30th, 2007
...*birds chirping*...Well this is awkward, I appear to have awaken in the midst of a battle field, my allies all run off, facing down the swords of my enimies.
Did I miss anything?
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on May 30th, 2007
The battle goes well. The One who was prophesied by the ancient scrolls has appeared! He is preparing the final steps for our liberation, and will purge the AKGo heretics once and for all. (I got his autograph on my arm!! I am NEVER going to wash that section of skin... :) He talked to me just like a regular guy, y'know? It was SO cool! Anyway, we're supposed to just keep holding the lines while he charges up whatever the big power thingie is. He's been issuing last warnings and calls for repentence of the AKGos (why does that always sound like a cat coughing up a fur ball?). I'm so excited!
by Stableboy on May 30th, 2007
You shoulda seen it, CaptSolo! Almost the moment The One appeared, they all fell silent! It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Just that stare... y'know? Like Clint Eastwood only WAY more intimidating.... I got chills, and that doesn't happen often.
by Stableboy on May 30th, 2007
Oh MY LORD Stableboy ya got me with my shields down, that was hilarious.
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on May 30th, 2007
Stableboy aka AKGo Bow2theLord
by Jodie44 on May 30th, 2007
We were silent because we were laughing so hard we made no sound. He does not scare us. We laughed and offered him bacon which he did take.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on May 30th, 2007
Has anyone seen my ass, I seem to have laughed it off here somewhere?
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on May 30th, 2007
Have you seen his profile? It's like walking into... I dunno... a sacred place. I've been going there many times today just to feel the power surge! It's like some kind of weird high. I had a scar on my hand earlier today from when a dog bit me, it's gone!! Absolutely amazing stuff. I kinda feel sorry for the AckGirls <AAaaccckkk! Pthui!> !
by Stableboy on May 30th, 2007
Who is this The One character, and why is he wearing my negligee?
by PrettyPirate on May 30th, 2007
The One is the prophet spoken of by the ancient scrolls: "And a darkness shall descend upon the land; when the false goddesses make unto themselves evil designs, and vainglorious appellations, and sorely shall they smite the Earth with arrogant pretensions. Yet fear not in those times, for the righteous and pure will withstand their wickedness, and unto them shall be the deliverance therefrom: behold a prophet will come, who being known as Anatakileo, from the heights of Phortitude; shall he bring forth all such powers as move the stars, verily they shall be smitten with magnificent smitethness, and wither into the ground from which they arose; the Earth shall be restored. Heed ye all the words of the Prophet, The One."
by Stableboy on May 30th, 2007
I met him! WOOHOO!
by Stableboy on May 30th, 2007
A Prophet with a penchant for women's undergarments - how delightful!
by PrettyPirate on May 30th, 2007
I don't get it... what undergarments?
by Stableboy on May 30th, 2007
The ONE huh, I'm not too big on hokey religions.
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on May 30th, 2007
Yeah, but later on you become a convert. I saw the prophecy. Actually you come out pretty good. I don't really like the guy who ends up playing me in the movie... he's a little too... um... full of himself, I guess. Misses that little tea of humility I like to keep on the fire.
by Stableboy on May 30th, 2007
What of fair ladies masquerading as pirates? PP this attire doesn't suit you, for you it should be a dress or nothing.
I happen to have NO dress in my cabin. *nudge,nudge,wink*
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on May 30th, 2007
Where's my script?
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on May 30th, 2007
Do I get to come blasting in, when everyone thinks I just split with my reward for selfish reasons, only to arrive in time to change the tide of the battle and insure the victory for the rebelion?
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on May 30th, 2007
Who'd they pick to play me, Stableboy?
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on May 30th, 2007
After waking from my slumber, I made my way down to the Goddess Lounge to fetch myself a breakfast cocktail. As I crossed the room and headed towards the drink cabinet, I spied a rather handsome man sitting at the Goddess Bar wearing quite a flimsy negligee. I immediately drew my longsword and demanded that he reveal his identity at once. He stood, casually and slowly, and offered me a rather disarming smile. "I", he said, in a deep, rumbling voice, "Am The One". I placed my longsword at his neck and narrowed my eyes suspiciously. "Why are you wearing a negligee?" I asked, one eyebrow raised. "Hey!" I snarled, leaning forward for a closer look. "This is MY negligee!". I bought my sword down upon his neck, yet the steel did not penetrate his flesh, but rather, made a loud "clink!". Again I tried, to no avail - The One was, apparently, made from steel himself. "How very "Superman" of you", I snarled sarcastically, before dropping my sword.
by PrettyPirate on May 30th, 2007
@Solo: Edward Norton. I'm so jealous. I got Tom Hanks.
by Stableboy on May 30th, 2007
@PP: Did you snort or smoke?
by Stableboy on May 30th, 2007
"Buxon Pirate, I did not come here to fight", The One said calmly, straightening up. I looked around for my fellow Goddesses, but none were in sight. "In fact ..." he said, suddenly looking a little uncomfortable. "I came here to find some solace. You see, one my Minions has taken to following me around everywhere I go. He is relentless - always telling people we're the best of friends and showing anyone who will listen where I signed his arm". "Ahh, I said, smiling. "The one you speak of is Lord Stableboy, no doubt?"
by PrettyPirate on May 30th, 2007
Oh no you didn't. You are cookin' some bad soup now, shugerface. Recommendation: immediate apology. Grovel would be good.
by Stableboy on May 30th, 2007
*hangs head in shame* Sorry, Stableboy.
by PrettyPirate on May 30th, 2007
Your contrition seems sincere. You lack idne's persistent wilyness, and Jodie's staunch defiance. Your cooperation will be remembered when heads roll, which is not long now. I hear a rumbling in the distance...
by Stableboy on May 30th, 2007
Stableboy, the only rumbling you hear is within the confines of that rock quarry you call a brain. P2, please continue and try not to let Stableboy the Blowhard sidetrack you with lame-ass diversionary tactics.
by Jodie44 on May 31st, 2007
I'm happy to grant a stay to hear the rest of the story, as long as we're clear it's FICTION! Even The One embraces his detractors in his all-seeing wisdom... nothing angers him.
by Stableboy on May 31st, 2007
Persistent wilyness? Why SB that's one of the best compliments I've ever gotten. Are you trying to disarm me with pretty talk? Cause it just might work. lol
by unknown on May 31st, 2007
Wow, this is what I get for having a social life! PP- You musn't apologise, for you have done nothing wrong! Please tell us of your adventure! I have yet to meet this... "The One" character. I think it's all a hoax if ya ask me. He'll come running up, scooby will run scared and we'll trap him, only to find he's wearing a mask. We'll remove the mask to find it's Old Mr. Jenkins. He'll say "I'd have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling Goddesses!"...
by Penny The Wise on May 31st, 2007
I have meet the one too. He does not scare me. I gave him bacon and beer and he was happy. Even rolled over for a belly scratch saying "Oh, you ladies are so much more fun then my minons. I think I shall like it here so long as you let borrow a negligee from time to time."
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on May 31st, 2007
Ahaha I love how bacon became part of this convo only because of me LOL
by Fun on May 31st, 2007
Mmm Bacon. I had bacon yesterday, cause I was craving it so much! Well, it was on my Sourdough Jack from Jack in the Box... but it was SOOOOO good.
Anyway- See, he caved! And quickly. This reminds me of a story where translation was misunderstood and all who believed the mis-translation were sadly mistaken. Something about someone named Skywalker, or Vader... It was said that he would bring balance- and he did! Even/equal amounts of good and evil. It was thought this lad would kill the empire, but alas he did not!
My point is this: Make sure your translatins are correct, and your understandings correct. For you may wind up sadly mistaken...
by Penny The Wise on May 31st, 2007
Side note- I'm having comment light problems again. Anyone else having them too?
by Penny The Wise on May 31st, 2007
No... Mark all as read?
by Fun on May 31st, 2007
I did, but I worry that I'm missing an opportunity for one of my, much sought after, witty remarks. I suppose I'll have to mark as read for a while until I can wave Joel or someone equally as capable down.
by Penny The Wise on May 31st, 2007
We have won the War. Stable Boy, your One is now our newest Boy Toy.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on May 31st, 2007
The One hears all. It's not a good idea to think your disrespectful remarks go unnoticed, or underestimate his powers. I really suggest restraint... as much as well all love to have fun and be witty on comment threads, we're dealing with primal forces here -- things that should not be trifled with. Only a fool walks up to Three Mile Island's control panel and says "Oh, I wonder what this red button does...!"
by Stableboy on May 31st, 2007
I laught at the face of... Oh hey look! A red button! I wonder what this does...?
by Penny The Wise on May 31st, 2007
You just gotta suck it up and move on =)
by Fun on May 31st, 2007
Excuse me!! <blows whistle> Attention! <waves arms> Announcement - Ladies and Gentlemen, I, Jodie44, All-Knowing Goddess of The Smackdown, have met The One. <Audience gasps> Yes, I know. Hard to believe, isn't it? I shall try to enlinken you. Give me a few minutes - he's an elusive little rascal.
by Jodie44 on May 31st, 2007
*gasps* I want to see!
by Fun on May 31st, 2007
Oooooh. Aaaaaaaah.
by Penny The Wise on May 31st, 2007
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/121022. Consider yourselves enlinked.
by Jodie44 on May 31st, 2007
I think I recognize that face. Hm, now who could that be?
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on May 31st, 2007
LOL.
by Fun on May 31st, 2007
Agreed. No wonder he's saying how "godlike" this guy is. FRAUD! FAKE!
by Penny The Wise on May 31st, 2007
The truth always comes out sooner or later. It's a good thing we have idne's "persistent wilyness" to guide us through the abundantly thorny brambles of Stablemuck herein. <shouts> "Where, oh where, is the AK Goddess of the Seven Seas, aka PrettyPirate? Your fellow Goddesses need you!" She, too, has met The One. Oh Wait. I know. I bet she went home to take a shower after that little encounter <snicker>
by Jodie44 on May 31st, 2007
Ah yes. And to pick up some more delicates, since The One raided her panty drawer!
by Penny The Wise on May 31st, 2007
Yes, indeed, I have doused my delicates in lighter fluid and was mournfully basking in the bonfire-like glow of their demise as the lot went up in flames. The One will pay for this - nobody messes with my French Maid outfit and lives! *cracks knuckles*
by PrettyPirate on May 31st, 2007
Uh oh. Better watch out! 'Tis a cardinal sin to mess with a lady's undergarments like that!
You get him, PP!
by Penny The Wise on May 31st, 2007
Hear then the words of The One: I have sat in quiet meditation, listening to all of Answerbag. I came to purge the Evil Spirit, and have heard the suffering and cries of the people for relief. The well of the Unknowable is flowing out, and here is it's voice: "The evil cannot be purged; it lives on in the hearts of those who berate others without cause, in the hatred of bigotry and prejudice, in the selfishness of those who will not care and cannot love. The All Knowing Goddesses are indeed Goddesses: they care for strangers as well as friends, they bring life wherever they go, they strike out at evil with courage and power, they laugh like rain on the temple roof. The One blesses the Goddesses, and thanks them for their service to Answerbag. May they live long and joyous lives."
by The One No More on May 31st, 2007
"The one known as Stableboy is not ill of heart, but too brash and emboldened by fascination with himself. He is quick to anger, fails to appreciate those who have helped him, and is overly concerned with his own opinion. Accordingly, he shall endure being known only as Yobelbats the Meek until he has learned his lesson."
by The One No More on May 31st, 2007
"All this dance shall pass away, and new generations of users arise. Go forth you all, and do your best each day. None can fault you for being who you were meant to be, which you are doing with grace, courage, and love. The One will complete his meditations, fold up his mat, and return to Unbounded Nothingness"
by The One No More on May 31st, 2007
Hmm. The ladie's underwear wearing guy is right. Thanks The One!
I agree with you. All of the Goddesses I have come to know make me proud to call myself a Goddess. They are mothers, daughters, sisters, wives and friends. And dear friends of mine. They are strong, wise, and (most of the time :P) gracious! I am proud to be among them!
by Penny The Wise on May 31st, 2007
After intense battle with the Great Dragon Goddess (my wife) I have returned, "sword in hand" to fight once again at your side, my brothers. I have named my sword "Viagra, the Dragon Goddess Slayer" and vow to neither leave thy side nor eat bacon I haven't cooked myself, nor drink beer I haven't brewed and served myself until the war is won, and the Goddess are back in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant (as for the boobies, the dragon has a nice set, and she has joined forces with the Almightier in the wake of her slaying. (I kinda feel like Gandalf after he rose from the dead and became all shiny for the "turning of the tide". [I'll be back later to slay you, thou evil goddessess.]
by Metaphiz on May 31st, 2007
Too late, Metaphiz, we have unmasked the one as he raids our panty drawers. He is StableBoy in disguise. And so we have won.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on May 31st, 2007
<SB wakes up in the middle of a poppy field, miles from home> Wow! What happened? I feel so... odd!
by Stableboy on May 31st, 2007
We sent you on a little trip.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on May 31st, 2007
I know not of this "One" only Viagra. Having said that, you're screwed, ladies! You may have won the battle, but the war wages on as long as we the people fight against the tyranny of false Goddesses! RISE ALL YE PHALIC ONES, AND FIGHT!!!
by Metaphiz on May 31st, 2007
Thank God you've finally got over that viagra! I will join you in your crusade. I am not defeated, and I'll also show you the true meaning of 'Never say die'
by Biggie15 on May 31st, 2007
Biggie, you are the quintessential warrior. I will fight at your side with honor.
by Metaphiz on May 31st, 2007
If you gentleman ever get tired of soldiering, you'd make fantastic Drama Queens
by Jodie44 on May 31st, 2007
Jodie, if you'd ever get tired of trying to play a men's game, you could probably get some laundry done. Now, run along and let the men talk men stuff. <mumbling> Silly little girls.
by Metaphiz on May 31st, 2007
Go suck bleach, dude.
by Jodie44 on May 31st, 2007
Ah, I since blood in the water. MEDIC!!! We have severe hemorrhaging amongst the wome. . .I mean, goddesses. You got a band-aid?
by Metaphiz on May 31st, 2007
The only band-aid we need is the one to fix your spelling. <snicker> The word should be "sense", not "since". <High fives to the Goddesses>
by Jodie44 on May 31st, 2007
DRAT!!! Not the spelling again!!! I'll have to re-post. :-O
by Metaphiz on May 31st, 2007
Ah, I sEnSe blood in the water. MEDIC!!! We have severe hemorrhaging amongst the wome. . .I mean, goddesses. You got a band-aid?
by Metaphiz on May 31st, 2007
Never mind the fact that I spelled "hemorrhaging" correctly. Geeze.
by Metaphiz on May 31st, 2007
LOL. You're so cute ;)
by Jodie44 on May 31st, 2007
Stop it! Such comments are not conducive to war! (Hey, what do you think of my new avatar?)
by Metaphiz on May 31st, 2007
Hello people.
by unknown on May 31st, 2007
Hey, idne! How's being sick going?
by Stableboy on May 31st, 2007
@Metaphiz - I like it! What is it?
by Jodie44 on May 31st, 2007
I am much better thanks for asking.
by unknown on May 31st, 2007
Okaayyy. Let me get this straight...Stablegirl is now 'The One', who is really Stableboy, who has taken to wearing negligées and having pseudo sexual fights with PrettyPirate, while the rest of the Almighties get high on Viagra. Hmmmm. :D
by Carmella on May 31st, 2007
That's how it appears to me Carmella. lol
by unknown on May 31st, 2007
Well actually that's a somewhat simplified version of the story.... The One was never Stablegirl, that was a "seed pod" ( a prototype being whose existence is neither real nor unreal, to use the local idiom). And The One is now gone, having completed his mission, crippled my username, restored Goodness to AB, and dissolved back into the Unbounded Nothingness. And Jodie likes Metaphiz. So that's the short version.
by Stableboy on May 31st, 2007
But less compelling than mine :-)
by Carmella on May 31st, 2007
That's true Carmella
by unknown on May 31st, 2007
Hey, Yobelbats, you think it's the Viagra that got her attention? @Jodie: It's a pic of me dressed in Medieval garb and holding an answerbag.
by Metaphiz on May 31st, 2007
BTW: Yobe, the only peace here are among the many "pieces" of body parts left behind by the retreating Goddesses. You should restore your name and return to the fight, you Buddhist pansy!
by Metaphiz on May 31st, 2007
Well, I'm not SB but I'm more inclined to think it's the EFFECT of the Viagra that would catch attention rather than the actual pills.
by Carmella on May 31st, 2007
I know who you are :-), hello. However, my comment was more in response to Yobe's comment. BTW, Carmella, do you think ice will work to get the swelling down? I'm kinda freaked out here. I can't seem to get my lower body from under the PC desk, and I think I have a splinter.
by Metaphiz on May 31st, 2007
I think I shall cover my innocent ears and copy some more scripture by hand.
by Stableboy on May 31st, 2007
@Carmella: Ah, so, I'm correcting you for correcting me when, in fact, you weren't correcting me all. I stand corrected. . .sorry. . .would you like some bacon?
by Metaphiz on May 31st, 2007
Well I'm totally confused by what you just said Met, so I'll worry no more *glances round to make sure no-one sees the long standing vegetarian shove bacon in her pockets*
by Carmella on May 31st, 2007
@Yobe: FIGHT, YOU COWARD!!! There you go again starting meaninglessly long threads by inviting innocent ABers, only to condemn the whole thing. There's something sick about this process of yours. I was happy to go about my normal "AB Biz", when, suddenly, I get invited by you to engage myself in the fight for liberty and the pursuit of the 3 B's, and you abandon your post in the name of a fictitious prophet, no less! What do you have to say for yourself?
by Metaphiz on May 31st, 2007
Carmella, I re-read your last comment, and realized that I'd mistakenly (I think) assumed that you thought that I was responding to something you had said earlier, and had attributed it to SB. [BTW, the bacon is made of soy. Enjoy your FAKE bacon, my friend.]
by Metaphiz on May 31st, 2007
Can I have a BLT on toast?
by Jodie44 on May 31st, 2007
@Phiz: If you tell me what "the 3 B's" are, I'll tell you that Wielder is spelled i before e. Fair trade?
by Stableboy on May 31st, 2007
*Picks a few left over pieces of bacon out of her pocket and offers them to Jodie* Here! Just sort the bread out and you're done almost :-)
by Carmella on May 31st, 2007
Met, I'm sorry, dear the Goddesses have been restored. We had dirt on the One and he crumbled. I hope he didn't streach my neligees. I will be really mad if he did 'cause Jay bought me most of 'em. And I have bread and I think Gavin left me a few tomatoes, Jodie.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on May 31st, 2007
I have a tomato for you Jodie.
by unknown on May 31st, 2007
@paso: Excuse me, The One did not "crumble": he lauded the Goddesses for their virtue and service after observing them while in deep meditation. You sound like someone who just won the Nobel Prize and claims to have bribed the judges! :)
by Stableboy on May 31st, 2007
My God!*searching scorched battle-field* What has happened here?
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on June 1st, 2007
It's complicated. The One spoken of in the ancient prophesies showed up. He hung around for a while, we thought he was going to purge evil from Answerbag by smiting the Goddesses. Instead, he decided the Goddesses were a good thing, did some pathetic hand-waving about how it's all impermanent anyway, and faded back into nothingness. Oh, and I had to spend the rest of the day as "Yobelbats the Meek" as punishment for my arrogance. Like that will make a big difference! :)
by Stableboy on June 1st, 2007
{{{{{hugs Stableboy}}}}} for being quite delightful.
by unknown on June 1st, 2007
Thank you idne. It's good to have you back <wipes barf residue from idne's chin>
by Stableboy on June 1st, 2007
It's good to be back. : )
by unknown on June 1st, 2007
Hooray you're feeling better, here: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/310455
No one could. =(
by Fun on June 1st, 2007
Uh oh. I think I might have passed the barf bug onto you, idne. Glad you're feeling better.
by PrettyPirate on June 1st, 2007
Ok, that was so sweet of you, BTW.
by unknown on June 1st, 2007
I think I just had a slight cold. Nothing too serious. I'm much better now. How are you feeling? Better I hope.
by unknown on June 1st, 2007
It takes more than an old fashioned puke-fest to keep me down! Yes, I am feeling better :)
by PrettyPirate on June 1st, 2007
Great! So glad to hear it.
by unknown on June 1st, 2007
Miss Pretty, you too??? Oh No!
by Fun on June 1st, 2007
It's okay. Once I got the image of Stableboy aka The One wearing my delicates out of my head, I was fine.
by PrettyPirate on June 1st, 2007
That would make me ill as well. I'm glad you're better!
by Fun on June 1st, 2007
lol
by unknown on June 1st, 2007
@SB/Yobe: My spelling has been corrected quite enough this week, thank you. Besides, I spelled "hemorrhaging" correctly, but I get no props for *that*. All criticism, and no praise make for an unhappy child. :-(. The 3 B’s, my inattentive comrade, are as follows; 1) Boobies (that which makes a women all the more worth having around) 2) Bacon (that which makes a pig so delightful.) and 3) Beer (That which has a tendency to make all things delightful.) There, and you didn’t even have to work for it (sort of like victory over the goddesses, you plucked chicken). :-)
by Metaphiz on June 1st, 2007
The three B's! I LOVE IT. Granted I am lacking in the #1, but I definitely make it up in 2 & 3.
by Fun on June 1st, 2007
That's why you are "Fun".
by Metaphiz on June 1st, 2007
fun: more than a mouthfull is too much anyways
meta: didnt I coin the 3 B's at the top of this thread?
also you forgot the forth B "Back rubs" they make #2 and #3 go down easier, as well as getting you ready to see #1!!!
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on June 1st, 2007
"Holla"
by Fun on June 1st, 2007
Mmmm Sounds like a great party to me! All in favor of a 3 B's party say 'aye'.
by Penny The Wise on June 1st, 2007
AYE!!! Me FIRST!!! Though, I also move that the 4th "B" that Soupy mentioned be added to the festivities. Yes?
by Metaphiz on June 1st, 2007
AYE! Except I am not showing my boobies to anyone.
by Fun on June 1st, 2007
Me too. But I'll look!
Oh and AYE! And agrees to add the 4th B.
by Penny The Wise on June 1st, 2007
you cant forsake the first B!
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on June 1st, 2007
That's OK, Fun. You can compensate by taking care of the 4th B. A liiiitle to the left. Ahhh, that's niiiiice!
by Metaphiz on June 1st, 2007
I never "compensate" I just do. Mine are real and funtastical. So boooo to you! *the finger*
by Fun on June 1st, 2007
Well, then pop 'em out, Fun girl! *rasberry*
by Metaphiz on June 1st, 2007
You wish, plus they are ornamented. =)
by Fun on June 1st, 2007
Well, that's just selfish. But I digress. I wouldn't want this thread to turn pornographic. <thinking to myself> Or would I???
by Metaphiz on June 1st, 2007
Show me yours... I'll show you mine LOL
by Fun on June 1st, 2007
lol. That's not funny. I actually have boobies. <flashing> :-(
by Metaphiz on June 1st, 2007
stopped reading at "ornamented"
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on June 1st, 2007
LOL!
by Fun on June 1st, 2007
I'm all for the party, but alais like Fun I can only bring three of the four B's with me. I never got my boobies. I know we'll substatute bootie for boobies.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on June 1st, 2007
Good idea p.lol
by unknown on June 1st, 2007
Spank you very much.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on June 1st, 2007
lol
by unknown on June 1st, 2007
I'm SO feeling the need to supervise right now.
by Stableboy on June 1st, 2007
Uh oh.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on June 1st, 2007
So Holy cow what's going on?
Hail to the B's!
Did someone mention I could spank goddesses?
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on June 1st, 2007
No, we're going to spank you for the revolt.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on June 1st, 2007
Been chasin' my tail making others rich. Anybody miss me?
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on June 1st, 2007
We sure did.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on June 1st, 2007
Thanks Paso, is the war over?
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on June 1st, 2007
Yes, it's over and the Goddesses were restored.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on June 2nd, 2007
Are there No Gods left?
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on June 3rd, 2007
Only you CS.
by unknown on June 3rd, 2007
Can we please retire this CT? Six days is enough, isn't it?
by Jodie44 on June 3rd, 2007
Well thank ye luv, but from the beginning I never considered meself worthy of such a grand title. Thus the more abbreviated and apt name.
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on June 3rd, 2007
@Jodie, sorry lass, I quite agree, mum's the word.
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on June 3rd, 2007
what happened to the other one? the really ripping lentil soup one?
by tinybubbles is sitting on the carpet read on June 5th, 2007
"One that seeks happiness outside daily activities, is as one that moves a wave aside in search of water."
by Metaphiz on June 12th, 2007
This has been researched by Spicy Hot as the longest Comment Thread on AB.
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by Rollie on August 4th, 2009
Think again Rollie: : )
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/820337
by Barcaluv on August 4th, 2009