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by iceman420 on August 8th, 2006

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Where was I before I was born?

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  • by anonymous on August 21st, 2006

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    dude, you come from grains and cow/horse/animal poo, because the grains and wheat are fertilised with poo). they use that poo to make vegetables and fruits, more grains, cows and milk that comes from cows)which your dad ate and therefore made him grow and become a man and the minerals diet and vitamins gave him the nessecary hormones to make his balls function and thus create a little "iceman" sperm and same but egg from the ovaries for a woman. so you were in the earth, and a cow's rectum.

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    • Hehe, now it all makes sense...

      anonymous

      by anonymous on August 21st, 2006

    • SO, THAT'S HOW IT WORKS!

      bignose

      by bignose on August 27th, 2006

    • That is simply the shell (the body). What about the spirit? We are much more complex and important than the explanation you give. We were "formed" and planned by the Almighty God. Evolution is without evidence aside from the fabrications and imaginations of "scientists". What you give is just as ridiculous as the theory itself. Me being able to fly with "happy thoughts" is more probable than evolution being fact.

      truthfound

      by truthfound on September 5th, 2010

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