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by Anonymous on December 10th, 2009
What is the difference between a dog&cat paw print?
by Answerbag Staff on February 17th, 2010
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my nursing dog has open swollen sore in the nipple area that is very big and infected. what do i do
by stormieass on April 3rd, 2012
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i have 2 male potbelly pigs and one got injured. could the other one have injured him? if so could they have gotten into a fight
by Joshua_K6254 on April 19th, 2012
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If your pet began communicating, what would you be most worried about them telling other people?
by Mible on April 12th, 2012
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What makes one pet better than another one? Why?
by A on April 20th, 2012
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You're reading If you got a pet based on their lifespan, would you want one with a lifespan shorter than yours, the same as yours, or longer than yours?
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Thanks, Vuhnessuh.
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So no tortoises, turtles, or parrots for you?
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I've heard that lobsters can live up to 100 years, and I'm not sure what the crustacean capacity for grief is. :p
by Brian on December 10th, 2009
Nope, definitely no parrots. They talk to much anyway.
I have pigs. They live pretty long, but I'll still out live them.
by Anonymous on December 10th, 2009
Yeah, parrots can be nasty too:
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Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you."?
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"But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"?
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"I MUST STRESS TO YOU:DONOTTALKTO MY PARROT!!!"
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When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
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The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.
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Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
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To which the parrot replied,?
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"Get him Spike!"
by Brian on December 10th, 2009
Lulz. Good one.
I don't like birds. I use to have two parakeets and all they did was fling their shit everyone.
Stoopid birds.
by Anonymous on December 10th, 2009
I love baby pigs, so I have a pair of Red Rivers in my avatar now. :)
by Brian on December 10th, 2009
aww I wuv them!
I just love pigs, period. :D
Ever since having my babies, I honestly can't imagine not having pet pigs for the rest of my life.
I plan on getting more when I can. Just want a home first with a big enough yard. Perhaps a ranch. We'll see.
by Anonymous on December 10th, 2009