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by Schonberg on December 14th, 2008

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Does anybody know any funny German jokes?

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  • by Schonberg on December 2nd, 2009

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    Little Jurgen

    So this history teacher in a German primary school sets the kids some homework - find out what your granddad did in WWII. Next day, she's asking questions round the class.
    "Vell Heike, Vot dit your grandvater do zen?"
    " Ach, he voz a locomotive driver"
    "Sehr gut, how are you knowing zis?"
    " Ve haf der picture und he is vearing his locomotive driver's uniform und you can see der grosse train..."
    "Ach, gut so, und Fritz, vot did your granvater do, heh?"
    " Mein grandvater voz a doctor"
    "Und how are you knowing zis Fritz?"
    " Ve have der picture von him und he is vearing his weisse coat und has a stethoscope..."
    "Das ist schone! Jurgen, vot about your grandvater zen?"
    "Mein grandvater voz an electrician"
    "Und tell me, how are you knowing zis information?"
    " Ve haf ein foto und he has two bolts of lightening on his hat!"

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