I'm getting ready to deliver my 1st child and I'm really nervous. Do you have any tips or ideas that would help?

First thing I would suggest is you lose your penis:

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Or maybe you should contact the Guinness Book of World Records for the shortest human gestation period on record, since you didn't even know how to get pregnant yesterday and today you're ready to pop one out:

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Of course, then there's the issue of your last child being only 9 months old, and you possibly being four months pregnant here:

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I'm just DYING to see where this story goes next!

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I can hardly wait! +6
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by Phillis - Zacks little sister on November 17th, 2009
Don't hold your breath!
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by The Chief on November 17th, 2009
I'm hoping for something original, at least.
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by The Chief on November 17th, 2009
In my opinion, this ABer will have no problem delivering something stunning :)
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by Phillis - Zacks little sister on November 17th, 2009
If he/she can "conceive" of anything, that is...
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by The Chief on November 17th, 2009
<groan>......that was a real yucker, Chief! Hehehe :)
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by Phillis - Zacks little sister on November 17th, 2009
:):)
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by The Chief on November 17th, 2009

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