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by Jennie on April 29th, 2007

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Each drink of alcohol kills how many brain cells ??....1,000 or 10,000 or 100,000?

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  • by Cowboy-Matter of Fact on April 29th, 2007

    Cowboy-Matter of Fact

    Cliff Clavens Buffalo Theory:

    "Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as
    the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones
    at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a
    whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by
    the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain
    can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive
    drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and
    weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates
    the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And
    that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

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    • awesome :o)

      Morg the Army wife

      by Morg the Army wife on April 29th, 2007

    • I thought it killed brain cells indiscriminately. To analogize, if an airliner crashes, everyone dies. If 1/2 of the passengers were Steve Urkels and the other 1/2 were Hulk Hogans, all of the Hulk Hogans would die just as fast as the Steve Urkels.

      Tondoteottotote

      by Tondoteottotote on April 30th, 2007

    • It was a joke Shultz

      mcclisteraf

      by mcclisteraf on May 31st, 2007

    • And a funny one at that!!

      Abberz

      by Abberz on May 31st, 2007

    • LOL..survival of the fittest..:)

      DreAnna

      by DreAnna on June 12th, 2007

    • NONSENCE

      LORD SKO

      by LORD SKO on August 25th, 2007

    • What's nonsense is your spelling. Saracasm, of course, is one of those things for people who haven't killed all their brain cells yet. If you need any more definitions, I'm right here for you. :oP

      Morg the Army wife

      by Morg the Army wife on August 25th, 2007

    • Lol.

      newaccount is now looking for a new name.

      by newaccount is now looking for a new name. on September 5th, 2011

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