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by Owner of the GD Universe on April 27th, 2007

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What's the funniest thing you've ever heard a child say?

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  • by Gracin the Strange on April 27th, 2007

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    We were in the bank and it was 6:00pm so the security guard locked the door so no more people would come in. There were 3 people in front of me including this lady and her 6 or so year old boy. He kept running around saying "I want to go to McDonald's, I want to go to McDonald's!" She told him that she had to get money first so that they could go. He kept it up
    "I want to go to McDonald's, I want to go to McDonald's!" and she finally got sick of it and swatted him on the behind. He crossed his arms and huffed and puffed and thought about it for a moment and then said in a very mean LOUD voice "Mama, if you don't take me to McDonald's RIGHT NOW, I'm gonna tell Gramma that you had Daddy's thing in your mouth!!!" Having kids myself I tried not to laugh just imagining this poor ladies embarrassment. The lady grabbed the kid and tried to run out of the bank but the doors were locked the security guard was running to unlock the door having heard the conversation, The lady looked like she wanted the floor to open up and swallow her right there. But it was the funniest thing I have ever seen!

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