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by Hightower on April 11th, 2007

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How do you gracefully exit a dinner party?

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  • by Mr. Meaulnes on April 11th, 2007

    Mr. Meaulnes

    Righto, first you grab the tutu, ballet slippers and diamond encrusted tiara out of your handbag, slip them on over your clothes, and pirouette around the table singing
    "Goodbye! Goodbye! I had a lovely evening! Very good food! You must send me that recipe! We really ought to do this more often!..." in a high falsetto.

    Then grab the arms of anyone you happen to be attending the dinner party with, assume a graceful swan-like pose, have them heft you up and hurl you out of the front door and onto the front walk, where you land en-point, do a single pirouette, take a bow, make a gazelle-like into your car and gracefully drive away.

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    • BRAVO!!! If I could give you more than two points for that answer, I would!!

      Hightower

      by Hightower on April 11th, 2007

    • It just seems like the only proper way to go about it.

      Mr. Meaulnes

      by Mr. Meaulnes on April 11th, 2007

    • My mum just came through and asked what I was laughing at. I answered; Dinner parties.
      She pretty much think I'm insane. But it was more than worth it :)

      Lovehearts

      by Lovehearts on February 2nd, 2008

    • The only way I can think of to improve on that would be had you said "Ballerina dinner parties".

      Mr. Meaulnes

      by Mr. Meaulnes on February 2nd, 2008

    • The fact I missed out an 's' on 'thinks' is irritating me. I'll have to stop looking at that sentence.
      And that would've been good. Or, 'Ballerina dinner party etiquette'.

      Lovehearts

      by Lovehearts on February 2nd, 2008

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