by AntigoneRising on April 5th, 2007

AntigoneRising

Question

Help answer this question below.

What do you think of the Ku Klux Klan?

  • Like
  • Report

Answers. Showing one answer.

  • by hijklmno on April 5th, 2007

    hijklmno

    I think they are a *wonderful* organisation and a credit to humanity.

    I would be so happy to have any of them round to my house for a nice cup of tea and a biscuit so that we could talk about their progressive views on race relations and how to make the world a better place - which I would undoubtedly agree with.

    "What, Mr KKK? You believe that white people are a pure race and that negro-savages are here to a) corrupt us, b) destroy us and c) rape our women? And the Jews as well? And Indians and Chinese and Japanese and Hispanics and just about everyone who isn't like you? Shocking! Disgraceful! Thank-you for revealing this to me... Please, have another slice of fruit cake."

    I feel there should be more role models like this for our young - what better way for young girls and boys to develop a deep-rooted sense of community than by joining this happy organisation? Also I believe that cross-burning - a useful, transferable skill - should be placed on the national curriculum so that these skills and traditions can be passed down to the next generation. Similalry with tying nooses for lynchings.

    Long may they bless this earth with their little white hoods so perfectly cleaned and ironed.

    Comments
    • Awesome satire!

      AntigoneRising

      by AntigoneRising on April 5th, 2007

    • Tongue firmly in cheek I love it!!

      Abbyguy

      by Abbyguy on April 5th, 2007

    • bravo...

      American idle

      by American idle on April 5th, 2007

    • That was good. Nothing like satire and sarcasim to liven up a dull night.

      P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines

      by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on May 2nd, 2007

    • Good one.

      Arisztid

      by Arisztid on July 19th, 2007

    • Nice. +6

      LadyLuck

      by LadyLuck on August 19th, 2007

    • So that's the secret to big points, sarcasm. Gotcha.

      JohnOBonno

      by JohnOBonno on August 19th, 2007

    • That, and getting in on the first page, even the lame answers on this page did way better than page three.

      JohnOBonno

      by JohnOBonno on August 19th, 2007

    • I'd say creativity and honesty are the point catchers. Sarcasm helps too :-)

      LadyLuck

      by LadyLuck on August 19th, 2007

    • Mmm... in my defence: I don't care about points. Honestly. They're annoying and get in the way of this being a better site. And if sarcasm was the only way I answered questions then I'd be an unfortunate excuse for a human being. Sarcasm only where necessary - when talking about something as ridiculous as the KKK why not be ridiculous back?

      hijklmno

      by hijklmno on August 20th, 2007

    • The KKK is so mock-worthy as to almost require sarcasm. It falls under the category of things that have to be done.

      Arisztid

      by Arisztid on March 26th, 2008

    • Satire? Sarcasm? Drat it! I thought knot-tying and cross making were ways to earn a Boy Scout badge. Now I find that he was just kidding.

      RondoRedux

      by RondoRedux on April 12th, 2010

    • @Rondo: Yaaaa, I'm not sure you would want any of the badges they would be passing out? Who needs a "how to hang a __________" badge, or how to burn a cross on someones front lawn. Not exactly something a 10 year old would or should be exposed to. LOL

      Abbyguy

      by Abbyguy on April 12th, 2010

    • So that's what they were doing...naughty boys! I'm certain a homosexual Scout leader would never teach that. But then homosexuals aren't allowed to teach Scouts. Too bad, their loss.

      RondoRedux

      by RondoRedux on April 12th, 2010

    • Like
    • Report

    14 comments | Post one | Permalink

Want to attach an image to your answer? Click here.

Did this answer your question? If not, then ask a new question or create a poll.

You're reading What do you think of the Ku Klux Klan?

Follow us on Facebook!

Related Ads