by Max Power on May 13th, 2006

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If Wile E. Coyote has enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, then why doesn't he just buy his dinner?

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  • by Orange Mango on May 14th, 2006

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    This question is the same as asking "Why do fishermen buy boats, poles, & gear, get up at 5:00am to dip a line in the water when they could just go to the Fish Market?" ...& so I will answer both questions.

    Wile E. Coyote and those who fish share the same mental capacity, complete fools! The only difference is that the Coyotes endeavours provides amusing stories...ever listen to fishing tales, it's not pretty! If you calculate the price per pound of catch of the weekend fisherman, it wouldn't be a mile away from the per pound price of gold! ...Completely Mental, but hey they enjoy the "sport" of it all, and this is perhaps the motivation for Wile E. Coyote. ...That or his wild game store is running low on roadrunner meat and he is merely trying to stock his shelves. How else could he afford that gear... it must be a tax write off for his business, or he's just mental...these are the ONLY two possible answers!

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    • Great answer!

      Answers101

      by Answers101 on July 23rd, 2006

    • This is way too funny.

      Stableboy

      by Stableboy on November 21st, 2006

    • haha, a "tax right off", what imagination you have, i enjoyed your comment a lot

      seaofgrass

      by seaofgrass on November 25th, 2006

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