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by Arisztid on December 31st, 2008
There are a couple of fun things to do. You might be able to ascertain that I have had some REALLY bad neighbors.
If you have poison ivy or oak, put rubber gloves on and grab a handful of leaves, rub them on their door handles. Be sure to toss out the gloves and wash your hands.
If they have external phone cords, shove a pin through the cord and cut it off at both ends. Rub the covering back over the holes. It is invisible and will require that they replace the phone cord AFTER a lengthy search to ascertain the problem.
Maple leafs in the gastank are fun if you can do it, push it down with a stick until it cannot be seen, the next fillup should bring it into the gastank. This will not destroy their engine but it will suck up against the fuel intake and stall their car randomly. This was done to me and it drove me insane.
Limburger cheese on their exhaust manifold, if you can get there, is also fun. Limburger cheese on their tailpipe also works. The can NEVER get rid of the smell.
If there are any gaps under their door, get a small mouse from a pet store (make it a brown one... a white one gives away that someone did it and might bring you problems). Slip it under their door in the middle of the night.
Turn your speakers to face the wall and, whenever they start, put on Iron Butterfly's Inna-Gadda-da-Vida at full volume... the long version. I have actually forced neighbors to stop with this.
A drop of gel superglue in their keyholes is also fun. So is supergluing quarters to the sidewalk in front of their doors.
Put random white powdery substances in baggies, tied as the drug users do, and drop them on their doorstep (wear gloves so they cannot fingerprint it). This will drive them bugnuts.
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NICE I especially liked the poison ivy..I think I will do that one soon, put it on their handrail to the stpes as well. The car stuff might be a little harder since where we all park is in plain view from the apartment windows and they are 2 walls full glass floor to ceiling...but I will definitely be implementing some of these tactics friend!!!
by Occams Electric Razor on December 31st, 2008
The poison ivy one is great but you might have problems getting some in winter. I know that they used to sell poison oak oil for actual consumption to build up resistance. That was back in the 80's but it might still be done. Check health food stores.
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Ah that might be tough for the car but under cover of night, say 4 in the AM, one hand with Limburger cheese, walk behind, dip under, and smear.
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Have fun. ;)
by Arisztid on December 31st, 2008
I most assuredly will..as we speak they have been going for hmm let me see 29 hours straight with the stereo next door and the thuds upstairs or constant...REVENGE TIME MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
by Occams Electric Razor on December 31st, 2008
If you have a powerful stereo and a copy of Inna-gadda-da-vida, that is a perfect weapon. ;)
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I had a very high power Tandburg and Harmon Kardon system with Genesis speakers when I did it in the 90's and I made their apartment shake with the dulcet strains of Iron Butterfly every time they did it.
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It only took a few times.
by Arisztid on December 31st, 2008
Too funny!!! And very good ideas!!! ++++++
by MRSHINYSHOES on January 12th, 2009
Why thankyou MRSHINYSHOES. :)
by Arisztid on January 12th, 2009
You're positively evil, Aris. ^_^
by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on February 21st, 2009
Gee, it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, I feel so sad for you!
by Anonymous on February 21st, 2009