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So like hey! Happy New Year in a few :)
by Drastic on December 31st, 2008
So like alright! Happy January :)
by Lovehearts on January 1st, 2009
So like were you making fun of me right there? :) Nothing exciting happens in January.
by Drastic on January 1st, 2009
Like never :) Loads of exciting stuff happens in January, come on now. I like January, it's like a new beginning or something.
Good night?
by Lovehearts on January 1st, 2009
Riiight :) Hmmm, well nothing exciting ever happens to me in January. It's just a boring month. Like March, boring.
Eh, it was okay. Nothing really went the way I wanted it to, but it was okay. Yours?
by Drastic on January 1st, 2009
What do you have against March? March is okay. And I still like January, you get to plan your year. Then none of it ever happens, but you don't know it yet. So it keeps me happy.
That's okay then. Oh it was alright.
by Lovehearts on January 1st, 2009
Nothing at all, just March doesn't do it for me really. I don't really plan my year. I let it flow.
Anyway, I haven't talked to you much lately. I sort of missed you :)
by Drastic on January 1st, 2009
I don't really either, I don't know what I'm on about. But I was trying to think of positives for January.
Sort of? Well ta very much. But I know, I've totally missed you. My laptop's broken again, which is nice.
And I've got a nice new badge and you never even noticed :)
by Lovehearts on January 1st, 2009
See, and you were getting on my case? There's very little positives.
More than sort of. Well that's annoying. Did you hit your head with it again or something? Ahh, well look at that. Congratulations on your new badge :)
by Drastic on January 1st, 2009
No, there are. You just have to find them. I've found a chocolate orange, there's a positive already.
That's better. No, it's just not working. It's like when the other one broke, remember? And they sent it to Germany? I'm cursed or something.
Thank you.
by Lovehearts on January 1st, 2009
Well I'll look for them then. A chocolate orange? How does that work?
Yeah, I remember. Maybe you just don't along with laptops as much as you think. You must treat them horribly.
You're welcome.
by Drastic on January 1st, 2009
You should. Terry's chocolate orange? No?
I don't. I drop them a lot, though. But I can help that, I drop everything.
by Lovehearts on January 2nd, 2009
Is that an orange covered in chocolate? And who's Terry? :)
Maybe you should try not dropping them, though? They kind of need to work.
by Drastic on January 2nd, 2009
No, it's chocolate, that's like in the shape of an orange and it's all in segments you can break apart. And it's orange chocolate. I think Terry must make them...
But don't you think I try not to drop them? I walked into a wall this morning, it isn't my fault.
by Lovehearts on January 2nd, 2009
Well is the color of the chocolate orange? Is there any tanginess to the chocolate? Does Terry make apple chocolates?
I don't know...do you? And I suppose you think it's the wall's fault :|
by Drastic on January 2nd, 2009
Course not. It's just orange chocolate, and in the shape of an orange, therefore it's a chocolate orange. I don't think Terry does, maybe you could market that.
Yes I do. And no, but it's certainly not mine.
by Lovehearts on January 2nd, 2009
Drew's chocolate apple. I don't like that.
You might as well blame it on me then. It was my fault.
Benjamin Button was good. Go watch it.
by Drastic on January 2nd, 2009
And they might sue you.
Obviously. I've just burnt four bits of toast. Four. It's so sad.
I will. But wait, who's in it?
by Lovehearts on January 2nd, 2009
That would be quite bad.
Aw, well did you eat them anyway? And who's fault was it this time?
Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett.
by Drastic on January 2nd, 2009
It would a bit.
I didn't, they looked horrible. So I put them on the bird table thing, but that meant walking right up the garden in the dark. So the birds better appreciate their burnt toast.
I read something about it today. It does sound alright.
by Lovehearts on January 3rd, 2009
I'm sure the birds appreciated the burnt toast and your effort to walk to the bird table thing. Even if they didn't eat it.
It really is though. Listen to me.
And I fell on my face last night, but I didn't feel my face...I felt my leg as it hit a metal bar. The pain was intense, but we all laughed about it.
by Drastic on January 4th, 2009
Too right they did. You know, I can't find anything to buy. And I have money for once in my life, it's awful. I did find this tartan dress, which is a bit amazing. I really should stop buying tartan. But it has a massive rip up the back, so I'm going to have to sew it all. And it's dead like...clingy. or something. And it cost me a tenner. So we won't count that. But nothing else. I know you feel my pain.
I'm sure it is, I'll go and see it. At some point.
Awwwww, well that's good. Falling isn't nice now, is it?
by Lovehearts on January 4th, 2009
That's an interesting dilemma, now isn't it? It's funny how that works out, when you don't have money there's all sorts of things you'd like to buy...but when you finally have money you have no clue what to do with it. I like tartan so that's okay. Is it staticky? Oh I totally do.
Good, good.
Not at all.
I've added your city into my Ipod...so now I get your weather forecast. I'm thinking that it's strange, but I don't care...it's interesting to know the weather in your area :)
by Drastic on January 4th, 2009
Extremely interesting. And not very good. Well as long as you like it, that's fine. It isn't staticky, no.
Have you? That's dead funny :) What's my weather like just now, then?
by Lovehearts on January 4th, 2009
I hate when my clothes get staticky, it's so annoying. So that's good.
I have. It was sunny today, and the high was 37 degree. Or, 2.7 degrees celcius.
by Drastic on January 4th, 2009
From now on I'll be asking you for constant weather updates. But I didn't see any sun today, so it was obviously hiding from me.
How was your weather?
by Lovehearts on January 4th, 2009
Oh I'm okay with that. Tomorrow will be partly sunny and about the same temp for you :)
It was wet, but kind of warm.
by Drastic on January 4th, 2009
It so wasn't! It was all icy. All of these lies, you're telling me :)
Well that's nice...
by Lovehearts on January 6th, 2009
I didn't lie, I'm just the messenger. Don't hate the messenger.
I guess, yesterday was nicer.
by Drastic on January 6th, 2009
Fine then. How's tomorrow?
You don't happen to know anything about the Labour government's policies, do you?
by Lovehearts on January 6th, 2009
Tomorrow should be cloudy and the high will be 2.7 degrees.
Nope. Not a thing...sorry.
by Drastic on January 6th, 2009
I'd better get the bikini out then.
Oh well.
by Lovehearts on January 6th, 2009
You'd wear a bikini in the cold? Scotland must love you :)
Something for school?
by Drastic on January 6th, 2009
Andrew! We need to catch up mate.
Hello there.
by Lovehearts on January 13th, 2009
Hi there, Eilidh. How have you been?
by Drastic on January 13th, 2009
Oh don't be formal with me. I think I'm okay, you know. I got all my uni stuff sent way a while ago, I don't think I told you. And I'm being made to participate in Scottish country dancing. So not too bad like.
How are you?
by Lovehearts on January 13th, 2009
But aren't I always? Well that's really good, so now you just have to wait to hear back from them? And what does Scottish country dancing look like?
I'm good I guess. Just been busy.
by Drastic on January 13th, 2009
Nah, not really. I do. And get my marks I need. It looks like pure awfulness.
Well that's good. Same. I like the picture, you look very smart.
by Lovehearts on January 13th, 2009
Oh. I don't think I know what marks are, but that's brilliant. Surely it can't be as bad as American country dancing?
Thanks. Oh, I look smart, but I'm really not smart...is that it? :)
by Drastic on January 13th, 2009
Marks? As in grades? Come on now. Is that even a thing?
As you should know, I don't use the word smart in that way, I say clever. So it's clearly not it :)
by Lovehearts on January 14th, 2009
I've never heard grades called marks, but I see now. Oh yes, it's a very real...horrible thing.
Aha, well then I'll just ponder about the ways you could have possibly meant :)
by Drastic on January 14th, 2009
Well you have now :) Yeah, but is that not just line dancing or something?
Good plan. I've booked my holiday for the summer already. How organised am I? Brilliantly organised.
by Lovehearts on January 15th, 2009
Thanks to you. You introduce me to things I never knew existed :) Nah, there's that plus regular country dancing.
Have you? Well that is very organized. I'm quite proud of you.
by Drastic on January 15th, 2009
Well that's no bother at all :) What's regular country dancing, though?
I have, we did it yesterday. I think I might die probably, but I'm a bit excited.
by Lovehearts on January 15th, 2009
I don't know how to explain it, but...it's very disgusting.
I'm excited for you too. I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun on your holiday.
by Drastic on January 15th, 2009
Go on, you have to.
Course I will. It's ages yet, though.
by Lovehearts on January 16th, 2009
No I really can't. The thought of it is...oh, I just can't :)
True. Where will you be off to, anyway?
by Drastic on January 17th, 2009
What is it?! Why have I never seen it?
Yep. Have you emailed me recently, by the way? If you have, I can't get to it because of the laptop situation. If you haven't just ignore the fact I'm just assuming you have :)
by Lovehearts on January 18th, 2009
Because you don't live in the US I guess.
No I haven't actually, but I've been meaning to write you soon. But I guess I should wait since you can't check your email? And you totally ignored my question by the way :)
by Drastic on January 18th, 2009
I don't, very true. Or I'd talk differently.
Have you not? Well that's okay then. I don't know if I can even get another one, I have very nearly no money. We'll see. Oh, sorry :) That would be Spain.
by Lovehearts on January 20th, 2009
You'd talk like me perhaps, and that'd be bad.
I haven't, but I think I will now even if you can't read it. Well that's not good at all, you definitely need to get a new one. No worries. That's awesome, a bit jealous I am :)
by Drastic on January 20th, 2009
I just might do. Would it? I'm bored of the way I talk. I need subtitles or something.
You do that. And I know, a black one. Not like that horrible silver one. That breaks all the time. You can come if you like. There's like a million of us going, you could blend in.
by Lovehearts on January 20th, 2009
It would, because the way I talk is definitely a bore. You'd lose it.
I will. That's the only kind I would want, a black one. Silver just doesn't seem right to me. And you don't help break it at all? Well thanks, but that probably wouldn't be a good idea.
by Drastic on January 20th, 2009
You talk clearly, though.
Exactly, I hated the silver. And no, I really don't think I do. I'm not sure how they break. No? How not?
by Lovehearts on January 21st, 2009
I don't, you're just too kind.
Yep, silver just doesn't cut it. Oh well alright, I believe you then. Just because. It just isn't :)
by Drastic on January 21st, 2009
No, you actually do. I don't talk clearly.
Not a chance. Well fine then!
by Lovehearts on January 21st, 2009
No, you talk just fine so stop with the nonsense!
Thanks for the offer though, I appreciated it :)
by Drastic on January 21st, 2009
Just fine, yes. Not clearly.
No bother :)
by Lovehearts on January 23rd, 2009
Fine and clearly. Clearly, better than me.
I just emailed you. But if you can't get into your email then that's fine, I'll wait :)
by Drastic on January 23rd, 2009
You have nothing to base that argument on, you know. I'm very tired.
Did you? Ta :) I'm sure it was something good.
by Lovehearts on January 24th, 2009
Of course I do. The fact I talk the worst...so you have to be better. Go to sleep then.
I did. It always is...so read it! Somehow.
by Drastic on January 25th, 2009
Whatever. Well thank you for that bit of advice like three days after I posted that comment :)
I can't!
by Lovehearts on January 26th, 2009
Don't whatever me. It was hardly three days. I'm liking the one comment per day we got going on here though :)
by Drastic on January 26th, 2009
Same :) I think we must be busy. But that's good, good for us being busy.
My hair is massive. I've decided to embrace it, I think. Because straightening it seems a bit unnatural. And I like natural more than unnatural. So if I curl it all, I'm going with it rather than against it, you know?
I've just realised you didn't even ask me about hair. Oh well.
by Lovehearts on January 26th, 2009
Yes we have been busy, and that's very good.
Like, 80's hair spray massive? Or Diana Ross massive? Either way, that's interesting. You should straighten part of it or something, and leave some curls in the middle and the sides can be straight. I don't know what I'm talking about.
by Drastic on January 26th, 2009
I think so too. I've come home early to avoid dancing.
Nah, like. I don't know. Not really massive. It's just long, and like waves. Big ones. And I've got my fringe, which is obviously straight. I'll send you a picture or something.
Like like like. I sound like an idiot.
by Lovehearts on January 27th, 2009
Don't you like country dancing?
Okay, so big and massive. I'm picturing it now and it seems amazing. You have such lovely hair :)
Nah, you sound like...such a cool person.
by Drastic on January 27th, 2009
No. Extremely, no.
I love my hair :) Not in a weird way. Maybe in a bit of a weird way.
No I do not...
by Lovehearts on January 28th, 2009
Well there goes my plan of taking you out to go country dancing.
Weird is okay though, you're obsessed about your hair...totally fine :)
It's a snow day, so no school. It's impossible to move outside.
by Drastic on January 28th, 2009
I'd probably rather break both ankles :)
I really am. However it's straight today. Strange times.
Oh that's good. Kind of, I don't really like snow after christmas.
by Lovehearts on January 29th, 2009
I can help you with that :)
Straight...by itself? Does it have a mind of its own?
I don't like snow at all when it piles up. Not one bit.
by Drastic on January 30th, 2009
That sounds like a threat :)
Straight by means of GHD's.
As long as it's before christmas I'm okay with it.
by Lovehearts on February 1st, 2009
You are correct :)
Good Hair Disease? Eh?
Even then, if it piles up it's just inconvenient. It's icky.
by Drastic on February 2nd, 2009
Nice. My laptop is back :)
Ghd's! Come on. They're straighteners.
I've got loads of it just now. I nearly killed myself walking home last night, I was running up the hill. In heels. On ice. Why I thought that might be a good idea, I really don't know.
How are you?
by Lovehearts on February 7th, 2009
I'm happy that you and your laptop have reunited :)
Ah, you should have just said that then.
Did you? Ours just melted, so I'm happy about that. But yes, I'd like to know what you were thinking as well. Not very smart, Eilidh.
I'm good I suppose. And you?
by Drastic on February 9th, 2009
Same same same. I missed all of my pictures and my limewire. And my favourites. And my email. And and.
Well, I found it hard to believe somebody could not know what GHD's are, seriously.
I did. Well that's good, I've still got a little bit. But I get to wear my boots, and I do like my boots.
I'm quite fine, thanks.
by Lovehearts on February 10th, 2009
You should switch to torrents. They're brilliant, really. Why can you only access your email from your laptop?
Oh, well excuse me. I should really study my hair products.
Are they good for kicking people? Boots just aren't useful unless they can really hurt somebody.
by Drastic on February 11th, 2009
Okay, what? And. Because the proper big computer is a confusing thing that doesn't let me change from the email I had when I was about nine. It was like EilidhUK something. As I was horribly embarrassing, so we all know. Anyway, it's too much of a hassle. So just yes.
You probably should. I'm drying my hair at the minute. Then I have plans to plait it all then leave it, then take it out. Then madness.
Now not really. But they're very nice.
by Lovehearts on February 11th, 2009
Torrents. You can download like anything imaginable. I think you just don't know how to use it. EilidhUK? No comment.
So how did that work out for you? Look good, no? Of course it does.
Ah, well then that's good. You should still kick people, though.
by Drastic on February 12th, 2009
Well I do like the sound of that. I think you might be right.
It was my first email address, shut up.
Well. I walked to school in the snow, ruined my hair, walked home in the snow, ruined it even more, not so good.
People I don't like.
by Lovehearts on February 12th, 2009
I knew you would. And of course I am. Always.
I can't even remember my first email. I think it was AOL or something.
You should have put on a nice little hat to prevent your hair from getting wettish.
I don't think I've answered anything in like a month. I just reply to you comments and that's about it :)
by Drastic on February 12th, 2009
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090212/tuk-new-snow-storm-alert-for-britain-45dbed5.html
I don't want anymore snow. But msn says differently.
Anyway, yes.
I did try and find my hat, but I ran out of time. It got more than wettish.
I don't think you have, that's okay :) Did you get the nice random pictures I sent you?
by Lovehearts on February 12th, 2009
That's too bad. It's actually warmed up here, but we had a bad wind storm last night.
You know, I'm sure it still looked great even if it was soaked.
I've just lost interest. And yes, I did get the nice pictures you sent. You have such a wonderful foot :) And your neighborhood is kind of like how I pictured it. Strange. Anyway, I will reply soon.
Oh, and lovely new avatar.
by Drastic on February 12th, 2009
It's not too bad today. I'm going to walk into town in a bit, so it shouldn't be too bad.
Looked bloody awful. I need it cut.
Have you? Same. But I'm answering stuff again. I was trying to get an action picture of myself walking. It didn't turn out so well...that was at like three in the morning. And is it? My house wasn't actually in that picture, I was taking it going up the street, and I'm near the bottom kind of. And that's just fine.
I love that picture. It's too small, though. You can't even see me.
by Lovehearts on February 13th, 2009
Well that's good. Walking into town sounds like such a nice thing to do. Especially when you're out of town :)
I have. Good, this site needs more logical answers such as yours. I thought it was brilliant. I need to send you some random pictures now. This will be fun.
Well then you should definitely send me the bigger version.
Oh, and Happy Valentine's Day...if you celebrate that sort of thing.
by Drastic on February 14th, 2009
Logical? I'm anything but logical :) You really do need to send me some random pictures.
I might do. But I look a bit mental in the bigger version. I have crazy eyes for some reason.
Ta :) I don't like valentines day. It's all a bit pointless, but same to yourself yesterday.
by Lovehearts on February 15th, 2009
I know this, I was boosting your confidence level. Or trying to. I will, when I email you.
That's okay, mental is good. So are crazy eyes. Anything crazy is good.
I don't like it either. Forced romanticism just isn't romantic.
by Drastic on February 16th, 2009
Awww, well that's nice. Consider it boosted. Good good.
Well okay then.
It isn't at all, is it? It just annoys me.
by Lovehearts on February 16th, 2009
I guess. Is it really? You're just saying that :)
It isn't. Same here.
by Drastic on February 16th, 2009
Totally :)
I'm on study leave, by the way. My exams are a bit soon. Which means I'm practically locked in my room trying to learn things, it's going just brilliantly. I brushed my teeth for about twenty minutes today, just to avoid actually doing something. Anyway.
by Lovehearts on February 16th, 2009
Study leave? They give you time off to study? That's weird if that's the case. At least your teeth are really nice and clean. I know you rinsed your mouth with mouthwash for an hour though, right? Right?
by Drastic on February 16th, 2009
Yesss, like two weeks. But I've got my exams in the two weeks. You see? These aren't the proper ones though. The ones before the proper ones. And they really are, and I so did. Purple mouthwash that promised not to sting my mouth. And I couldn't stop laughing at myself in the mirror, which really really creeped me out. Because it didn't seem like the person in the mirror was me. So I had to run away.
I'm talking too much, I miss talking to you properly. So I'm having to go on and on whenever I actually do.
by Lovehearts on February 16th, 2009
So basically you for two weeks you have to study and take exams? That still sounds better than actually going to school for two weeks. Oooh, purple mouthwash...now you're talking. Aha, did you get drunk from the mouthwash? You lightweight :)
I really miss talking to you properly too.
Oh I had the strangest and kind of the funniest dream about you last night. It was so weird :)
by Drastic on February 18th, 2009
Yep. It's good, isn't it? Except I've basically done no studying and a lot of day time TV watching. I probably did you know, I really am...
Seriously. Email me, come on :)
Ahhh, what happened?
by Lovehearts on February 19th, 2009
That is good, I'm jealous. See, I knew you'd end up wasting your time away anyway.
I did! The best one ever :)
Well, I already told you now.
by Drastic on February 23rd, 2009
Hey, stop hating me and write me back!
by Drastic on February 25th, 2009
I amen't!
I will do. I'm just not in a very interesting mood at the moment, and I like to at least seem interesting.
by Lovehearts on February 25th, 2009
Oh stop that, you're always interesting.
by Drastic on February 27th, 2009
Shoes, £6. Dress, £9.99.
Either I'm just incredibly cheap, or I find the best bargains in the world.
by Lovehearts on February 27th, 2009
Not to mention excellent taste. There, you should be a fashion consultant. Do that.
by Drastic on February 27th, 2009
I so should be. I sometimes have questionable taste, though. I'm wearing a bloody I love NY t shirt, but it's less tacky because of where I am. I'm telling myself that.
by Lovehearts on March 1st, 2009
Of course you should. And that's alright, you can't be perfect all of the time. But that is disappointing. I don't even have one of those shirts.
by Drastic on March 1st, 2009
I know, but me not being American makes it a bit better. It does. I wear it sarcastically, totally :)
My alarm never went off. I'd better get up.
by Lovehearts on March 2nd, 2009
Yes, I suppose that makes it seem more reasonable. But just a bit.
Well then, did you get up? I'll assume that you did and had such a wonderful day :)
by Drastic on March 2nd, 2009
It does! Just you be quiet. I'm wearing grey tights today, because I couldn't find any of my black ones and they so don't go with my uniform, but whatever.
I got up. Went in three hours late, but that's not too bad.
by Lovehearts on March 3rd, 2009
Fiiine. Grey tights? And what color is your uniform? Orange? :)
Did you miss anything important then? Probably not, so you should do it again tomorrow.
by Drastic on March 3rd, 2009
I thought I commented this back like a century ago.
Grey tights all the way. I got a massive ladder in them too. Nah, it's black. And blue, kind of. Well the tie is blue.
Nope. I might do it tomorrow. Mondays are a bit pointless. And I got awfully drunk and embarrassing on Friday night so I really don't fancy seeing everyone.
by Lovehearts on March 8th, 2009
A ladder? What exactly do you mean? Well that sounds lovely, black and blue.
Mondays and Tuesdays are always pointless. They should be removed from the week. Well that must've been fun.
by Drastic on March 8th, 2009
A ladder? You know. When they rip a bit. It isn't too bad. I know some people that have bright green. And that's seriously awful.
They should be. It's 12 and I've just woken up and I'm so not going in :) Hahahaha. Haha. Ha. No, Drew. God, I haven't been that bad in ages. I was actually a total idiot.
by Lovehearts on March 9th, 2009
And you email me or I'll disown you forever.
Yes, disown. I have the power to do that.
by Lovehearts on March 9th, 2009
Ahh, that's what they call it? I always thought they looked like ladders.
You're doing just fine...skipping school. Oh really? Well total idiots are amusing so that's fine.
To disown me, that means you had to have owned me in the first place. Why was I not aware of this? And I willlll!
by Drastic on March 9th, 2009
Yep, that's what they call it.
I've just found my grey nail polish under my desk. Happiness is me.
Oh I know...ah. Really. No, I was horrendously bad. I was singing :|
You clearly weren't paying attention.
Well hurry up!
by Lovehearts on March 9th, 2009
What about a hole? Do they call that anything?
Grey nail polish to match your grey tights. You must look very futuristic.
And I'm sure that everyone enjoyed hearing you sing :)
I know. I feel like I've missed out on so much now.
You can't rush perfection, Love!
by Drastic on March 9th, 2009
They call that a hole.
I went for pink Barry M, instead. I'm going grey tomorrow. I was really quite boring today, black tights, pink nails. Straight hair. I don't know what came over me. Tomorrow I'm going mental hair, grey nails. Red lipstick. Loving it.
I can't even talk about it :(
Well I am rushing perfection, because you've taken bloody ages.
by Lovehearts on March 10th, 2009
Ahh, should have known.
I don't think that's boring at all. Well not quite. But yes, mental hair and red lipstick would be much better.
You can talk about it.
You'll get it tonight! I promise.
by Drastic on March 10th, 2009
Trust your instincts.
It is for me. I got comments on how small my hair was.
I'm well tired. But I feel like I need to get up and do something. As it's only half 8.
I cannot.
Okay! I so won't though. Maybe your tonight, I bet not my tonight.
by Lovehearts on March 10th, 2009
My instincts usually betray me.
Have you cut it recently? You should cut it to about shoulder length. And then, put some beads in there. Ahh, you'll look amazing :)
Then go do something. Walk to the store and buy me something.
Okay!
Well, yeah...my tonight. But at least you'll have something lovely to look forward to in the morning.
by Drastic on March 10th, 2009
Don't trust them then.
Nah. This week I'm thinking. Maybe Friday, because I refuse to consume any alcohol. I might have a painting evening on my lonesome. And are you fucking joking? Beads? Short? No.
Too late.
Oh I got it! Before school. It was some good work that. I haven't listened yet, though.
by Lovehearts on March 11th, 2009
You just told me to trust them. Make up your mind.
That would be nice. Just paint a picture of alcohol instead of drinking it. Or maybe a cat. Paint a cat. And of course I was fucking joking. Come on!
Excellent! Good, don't.
by Drastic on March 12th, 2009
I told you to trust them before you said they betrayed you.
Nah, painting as in walls painting. I'm not in the habit of painting cats, I have to tell you. Well thank god for that, because you were going to be disappointed.
Ken! I can't get it to work :|
by Lovehearts on March 12th, 2009
But now I don't trust you :|
Ahh, well you can still paint pictures on your walls too. Like this lovely "birds of a feather" graphic...http://www.whatisblik.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=B&Product_Code=TH-135
That's good, and I'm not resending it either :)
by Drastic on March 12th, 2009
Oh, why did you call me Ken?
by Drastic on March 12th, 2009
Don't care :)
I actually really like that...
If I can't get it to work, you will resend it.
Oh. I didn't even notice I did that, ken means know. So that was just 'I know'.
by Lovehearts on March 12th, 2009
You really should.
I knew you would. Anyone would.
Oh fine, I'll resend it. Is it not opening or is it not downloading?
No, you forgot my name and called me Ken instead. After all this time...I'm so sad now :)
by Drastic on March 12th, 2009
How?
I want to do that. How do I do that?
It's not downloading.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ken
by Lovehearts on March 12th, 2009
However I am most certainly not part of the chookter population.
by Lovehearts on March 12th, 2009
Just do it.
You have to order it from that site. It's like a template or something.
Then I'll resend it.
I like the one definition, "Barbies plastic bitch!"
by Drastic on March 12th, 2009
Now I'm singing just dance. Damn you.
I can't be doing with that, though. I'll paint something myself.
I got it, and it downloadsss. But I'm not somewhere I can play it at the minute. However I shall give my very valuable opinions later on.
Same, that was a good one. I got £6 heels today. I am brilliant.
by Lovehearts on March 13th, 2009
I like it mate. It's different. In a good way.
by Lovehearts on March 13th, 2009
And you're looking very nice in that new picture, I must say.
I'm well bored. Nights in just aren't all they're cracked up to be. I'm going to send you a picture of my new shoes.
by Lovehearts on March 13th, 2009
I'm so glad I could do that for you :)
You should just paint a tree.
£6? That's good. Take a picture of them or else I'll just assume they're horrible.
Thanks. It's definitely different than my usual stuff...but I like experimenting.
And thank you very much. You're looking good from what I can tell in that little picture. It needs to be bigger.
You could have played solitaire or something. Count things...I don't know. Oh and see, I knew you'd send me a picture of them. Or will.
by Drastic on March 15th, 2009
Hello. I've had quite a lot of coffee. Funness. Fun-ness. I don't know which it is.
I bought paint today.
I know! They're here http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5907881 Look at them. They're well nice.
It is, I thought that. I do like it.
It's bigger than yours so shush.
I watched Matilda and went to bed at eleven. I'm too cool for words.
by Lovehearts on March 15th, 2009
Hi! I thought you didn't drink coffee. Tough times?
And what color?
Well look at those brilliant pictures. I like your nose. And the shoes are very nice. I like them.
Well I didn't know about the bigger pictures, did I?
You probably still had a better time than most people.
by Drastic on March 15th, 2009
I don't drink coffee. I'm trying to learn. But I had to put milk in it, and I don't like milk. But then I made some hot chocolate at the same time and put bananas in it.
Well. It's sort of no colour. Like neutral. Because I feel like I need to calm my life down. And paint is a start.
And you've only just realised this? I don't like my nose.
No you didn't.
I did have a nice time. It was a nice change. But now I can't sleep and my legs feel funny.
by Lovehearts on March 15th, 2009
What about cream? No cream and sugar? They make flavored creamers too...like hazelnut, french vanilla, gingerbread, etc. Experiment with those.
Neutral is good sometimes. I'm trying to figure out what some of the stuff you have lying around your room are :)
No, I've always liked your nose. I can just see it better now.
Go for a run then.
by Drastic on March 15th, 2009
Oh of course not. I only have tea with nothing in it, I'm not adding things just because it's coffee.
Oh that's not my room :)
I actually hate it. It makes me look younger, I think.
No.
by Lovehearts on March 16th, 2009
Well there you. Coffee is bad for you anyway, so don't start that habit.
Well then take one of your room. Come on :)
No, you love it! It makes you look very nice.
by Drastic on March 23rd, 2009
I'm on the tea this morning. And the apples. And the vitamins. I'm going on a bit of a health kick I've decided.
When I've got it looking nice :)
It makes me look about ten.
by Lovehearts on March 29th, 2009
Being healthy is good. You should stick with it so you can live to like 130.
Then can I make a suggestion? Clean it!
It makes you look ten times two. You look twenty. Or close.
And I missed the lightning...but your face. Where's your face?
by Drastic on March 29th, 2009
It's a plan, it is.
You can, doesn't mean I'll take it...my suggestion to you is that you go and have bananas and custard.
No I don't! Hahahahahaha. You're seriously telling me I look twenty. Seriously. Come on now.
My face is dead...
by Lovehearts on March 29th, 2009
130 and looking beautiful.
I suggest that you should always take what I suggest. Bananas and custard? Mmmno thanks!
Well you don't look ten at all. You look seventeen, which happens to be how old you are anyway.
I love your face. Bring it back.
by Drastic on March 29th, 2009
The oldest man in Britain turned 112 today. I'll make it my mission to beat him.
Perhaps. No, honestly! It's bloody amazing. I had it the other day for the first time in years and years. it made me feel all young again.
I've got a young face, though.
I'm not getting on too well with it. Maybe.
by Lovehearts on March 29th, 2009
There's a lady who claims to be 130. She looks pretty old :)
Is it? Well I might try it sometime then. Why haven't you had it in so long if it's so amazing?
It's a refreshing face.
Stop that. If I was younger I'd ask you out...like everyday until you said yes. Because of your face. So love it.
by Drastic on March 29th, 2009
Goodness that's old. I want my telegram from the queen. I don't even really know what a telegram is, but I want it.
Seriously. It reminds me of school dinners, though. But it's well nice. Because I'm clearly insane.
That's the same thing but twisted to make it nice :)
Awwwwwww. Want to go out with me anyway? We'll have a creepy internet relationship and it'll be lovely.
by Lovehearts on March 29th, 2009
A telegram is the long-distance transmission of written messages without using physical letters, such as morse code. And now you know.
I do miss school meals for some reason, even though they were crap. Just the nostalgia of it.
I've missed your difficultness.
Oh, I do! I'll be the best internet boyfriend in the history of the internet. Yep! :)
by Drastic on March 29th, 2009
Now did you google that or did you go on mastermind with telegrams as your specialist subject?
I never even had them. Well, I do now. But it's different now there's choice. Primary school dinners were awful things. Apart from the banana and custard.
I'm beginning to resent my difficultness :)
Of course you will be! However I don't feel we're the type.
by Lovehearts on March 30th, 2009
Of course I googled it. I really would have no reason to store that kind of information into my brain. So google.
You've never eaten lunch at school? And you ate dinner at school?
Why's that?
That's true. We're just normal enough to not do the e-relationship thing.
by Drastic on March 30th, 2009
Well you really never know.
It's such a nice day, it's lovely outside. I had a nice little walk home.
Of course I have. Dinner means lunch.
How would I know?
Yep. I think I'd like us less if we did.
by Lovehearts on March 31st, 2009
I know you were impressed though.
It's so odd to see you talk about enjoying your walk, since you usually dread the thought.
I should have known.
Because it's you.
Well...guess I'm moving to Scotland then :)
Why are you so blue?
by Drastic on March 31st, 2009
Absolutely.
What does MGMT stand for?
I know. I like walking in the warmer weather though. I feel the need to go to the beach, I think. I'll go on Saturday. Sorted.
I'm sure you'll like it :) How are your travel plans coming along, by the way?
Pictures aren't working.
by Lovehearts on March 31st, 2009
It's short for Management...which used to be what they went by.
That's good. Walking is always good. Next, you should go jogging. I don't know why I suggest the impossible :)
Most likely. It's going. I'm going in April now since my friend wants to go so I have to wait. But definitely April.
Make them work.
by Drastic on March 31st, 2009
Now I knew they used to go by that. Why I didn't make the connection I do not know. Anyway.
Why is jogging the impossible? So never going to happen :) But still.
April is now! Now is April. Well, in an hour. That's really good. Come visiting and we can go walking.
I seriously can't. I hate having no picture. I feel boring. I don't think I'm boring.
by Lovehearts on March 31st, 2009
I don't know. Long day? Don't feel bad.
Well because it just is...which you just proved. So there.
April is in like five hours and fifteen minutes for me. So say hello to April for me, I'll see her soon :) I'd love to take a walk with you. But you live far up north.
I'd rather see the lightning than the stupid blue bag.
by Drastic on March 31st, 2009
Today was horribly long.
I could if I wanted to, though.
Well happy April. I don't live dead far North. Just a bit far.
Well now even the lightning won't work, so I apologise.
by Lovehearts on April 1st, 2009
Sorry about that. Mine is over already...nothing to do now.
And you will never want to.
Nobody liked my April Fool's joke. Okay, well then I'll travel a bit north.
That's so sad.
by Drastic on April 1st, 2009
Already? That's a bit early for you. Go and buy something. I'm spending my evening eating creme eggs and watching America's next top model. Because I'm cool like that.
Very true. I run for the bus sometimes. And to make it into school on time. And when I'm drunk.
I don't like any April fool's joke, so I don't blame them. Good good.
Yes. Yes it is.
by Lovehearts on April 1st, 2009
Well what should I buy? Oh that sounds nice, except I've never seen one single episode of top model. But that's nice.
And you're late like all the time, so you must get in a good share of exercise everyday :)
But it was funny and harmless :| We should meet in the middle of the street.
by Drastic on April 1st, 2009
http://www.topshop.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=true&catalogId=19551&storeId=12556&categoryId=159923&parent_category_rn=159921&productId=1093148&langId=-1 Get them. I'm like obsessed with those shorts. I don't even like them. But I love them. I'm so buying them. Are they stretchy or not? I can't tell. I only want them if they're not normal material. Well I've seen every episode of every series, and I'm watching cycle 12 on youtube, as cycle 11 hasn't even aired yet here. Which makes me special because I know things all of my other British friends don't.
I was dead early today! Five minutes :)
I'm sure :| My street? Or just any street?
by Lovehearts on April 1st, 2009
That's just, interesting. You want me to buy them for you then? Well, I'll see about that. I just might! Okay...what is cycle 12?
You should purposely be late tomorrow so you can run :)
Oh any street. Just name the street.
I need to email you.
by Drastic on April 1st, 2009
Hahahahaha. I know. They're creepy. But amazing. You know they are come on now.
Like series? There have been 12 of them. I could name you all the winners but I won't.
Nah, I'm being on time tomorrow. As I'm coming home early to paint and watch the office.
Sauchiehall street.
You bloody well do.
by Lovehearts on April 1st, 2009
Oh I know, totally amazing. I want them. Not to wear, just so I can say that I have them!
Is it a bicycle race then? I demand you name all of the winners.
Well that's good. You're painting your room? What color did you choose? I love the Office.
I'll try to remember that.
I do, I do.
This conversation thread is completely missing from my feedback page...so I had to find it by going through your Q&A history. If it's missing from yours too, then you might not ever find this :|
by Drastic on April 2nd, 2009
Want to see something even better than the shorts? http://www.topshop.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=true&catalogId=19551&storeId=12556&categoryId=155556&parent_category_rn=74433&productId=1082838&langId=-1 Omg. And I could go jogging in them.
Fuck off. Right. Adrian. Yoanna. Eva. Naima. Danielle. Saleisha. Jaslene. Whitney. McKey. Nicole. Em. Em em em. That's all I've got. I just need one more!
It's wonderful. No, I'm painting my painting. Which one? I'm actually beginning to quite like the American one. In spite of wanting to hate it. I like Dwight. He's no Gareth but he's a laugh.
You so won't.
Do it then.
Hmmmmmm. See I got it fine :)
by Lovehearts on April 2nd, 2009
Caridee! Bloody Caridee. I forgot her.
by Lovehearts on April 2nd, 2009
Aha, you seriously need to get those and then go jogging in them. You have to wear those when we go on our walk :)
Hey! Okay, well that's quite impressive. But isn't watching a race kind of boring?
You're painting your painting. Got it, I think. I like both. You shouldn't hate the American version since it's written and produced by the same person...Ricky Gervais. Don't be so anti-American or I'll be forced to be anti-Scottish.
Yes I will!
I will, tonight. With extras maybe.
Good!
by Drastic on April 2nd, 2009
I'm actually going to. £22 though. It's a bit dear. Will do.
I know! It isn't a race and you know it isn't.
I am. Well done. Excuse me, I'm not anti-American. I've been to fucking America. I just dislike remakes. And I'm well aware of who writes it thanks very much. However I don't mind, because it isn't the same as the original one so that's fine.
by Lovehearts on April 2nd, 2009
And good!
by Lovehearts on April 2nd, 2009
Good, good. Send pictures of you modeling in them.
Well I have no idea what it is. It sounds like a race though.
Oh stop getting so worked up! You know I know you're not anti-American and I was just messing with you. Anyway...Pam and Jim have gotten boring since they got together.
And there's that face. Lovely!
by Drastic on April 2nd, 2009
Hahahaha. Yeah right.
You do, it's clearly a modelling competition from the name of it.
I'll get worked up if I like! Well don't, because you annoyed me. Why are people taking so long to text back. And thank you for telling me that Drew, we haven't got that far yet.
My horrible face, here it is :)
by Lovehearts on April 2nd, 2009
No...I'm serious :| Sike :)
Form the name of it sounds like a cycling competition...which is what I asked in which you happily ignored me.
Not if I say not to. You listen to me. I don't know. Hey, you never let me text you yet...that's disappointing. Oooh, sorry about that. I never expected you to be like two years behind. You can ruin something for me if you'd like.
Don't!
by Drastic on April 2nd, 2009
No...you're really not. I bought new tights without ladders, good for me. And nail polish. And I'm just about to dry my hair and put socks on. You wanted to know.
America's next top MODEL. Model. Yeah?
No. You can always text me, it'll just cost you millions.
Well we are. I will.
Don't what?!
by Lovehearts on April 3rd, 2009
I thought having the ladders on the tights were the new style now? No? I really appreciate you keeping me up to date with what you're doing. Since I can't see you and all.
Yes, I know what America's top model is...but then you said you were watching some show called cycle 11, or cycle 12 or whatever. That sounds like a race.
Well I really can't anyway.
Good, I'm looking forward to that.
Don't talk about your face like that.
by Drastic on April 3rd, 2009
Morning.
No dear. You're very welcome. Right now I'm just about to get up and make some porridge.
No, I said they say 'cycle' instead of 'series'.
How?
I can't think of anything. And you haven't emailed me you liar.
Fine.
by Lovehearts on April 4th, 2009
Afternoon.
I've never had porridge before. What does it taste like?
Yeah, you said series...but I thought you meant Cycle is a series on television. Anywayyy...
How what?
I know, I'm sorry. I do feel bad...I passed out that night and then yesterday I just didn't get around to it. But I'm emailing you today. I promise!
Good.
by Drastic on April 4th, 2009
Evening. It's not actually evening but we seem to have a theme going on.
Are you fucking joking? What did you eat for breakfast as a child?! Everyone has had porridge before.
Do I really seem the type to watch cycling?
How not?
Oh it's fine. I just felt like reminding you. Okay!
I'm not going out until half eight but I'm ready now. Why? I don't know. I've done nothing today except my hair.
by Lovehearts on April 4th, 2009
Night. It's a nice theme.
No, I'm not fucking joking. I ate cereal and sometimes oatmeal...Americans don't eat porridge. Come on!
No, which is why I was so confused...and a little disturbed.
Because I don't have your number.
Well thank you for reminding me.
It's better to be ready early than later. And I'm sure your hair was absolutely fantastic!
I lost my phone. I feel so...lost without it.
by Drastic on April 5th, 2009
It is, it is.
Well you fucking should be. I've just had bananas and porridge for my lunch and it was the best thing ever. Do they really not? Yes they do, I had it when I was in America.
Disturbed by the idea of me sitting alone in the dark watching cycling? I wonder why.
Then I shall give you it.
No bother.
I went a bit mental with the eyeliner. It wasn't a good night.
Awww. Find it then. I remember when I was phoneless for about three months. Bad times.
by Lovehearts on April 6th, 2009
What shall our next theme be?
That sounds like a horrible thing. And no, that's called hospitality. We keep that stuff around for folks like yourself :)
That shouldn't disturb me considering the fact that you sit alone in the dark and watch documentaries on psycho killers.
Then I shall be happy.
Do you like to wear a lot of eyeliner?
I found it, but it's at a friend's house and I'm not in the mood to drive all the way over there at the moment.
by Drastic on April 6th, 2009
I do not know. But I've just had 11 and a half hours of sleep. I've never felt more awake.
It was lovely! I get the Quakers porridge, and it already has syrup in it. So you make it up, chop up a banana, and put it all in. And it's lovely. Folks like myself. Porridge eating ones? We're the best kind of folks.
Yeah, that's true.
Then that will be very fine.
I don't. I don't really wear makeup. But if I'm going out I will.
Well then that's your fault for being lazy/
by Lovehearts on April 7th, 2009
I can't believe you slept that long. Do you have a disorder? You do, don't you? OMG :)
Isn't porridge sort of like cream of wheat? I think that's what I've been told. Yes, crazy folks.
Totally.
I don't really care for makeup. I prefer none or very little makeup on girls...otherwise they look like clowns. But maybe that's just me.
Well I have it now so you can just shut it!
by Drastic on April 7th, 2009
Are you being serious? it isn't that long...I was tired. Oh shut up :)
I don't know what the hell that is, but it sounds horrible. Porridge is healthy.
Well look at you being all picky. There's nothing wrong with makeup. Maybe I'd wear it more if I could apply it properly and be bothered.
That's very good, I'm happy for you.
by Lovehearts on April 7th, 2009
Not really, no. Maybe if you took more naps...
It's like something really gross. I tried it once and never again. Poor mom, after watching the commercial for it I begged her to get it for me...but I hated it.
I'm not picky at all. I don't care if she's wearing makeup...but if it's out of control then I'm disappointed :)
Thank you. You seem so sincere.
by Drastic on April 7th, 2009
Never going to happennn.
No wonder when it's called that. Can you please buy some porridge and try it? You'll like it, I promise. Do it for me, I never ask you for favours.
Yes you are, I can tell. What's your type then? Aside from makeup-less.
Because I always am :)
I'm writing your second email. God, two emails. D'you feel special?
by Lovehearts on April 7th, 2009
That's too bad.
Oh, fine. I'll do it just for you. But I've never seen it at the store so I don't know if I'll find it. You ask me for favours all the time! :)
Aha, no I'm really not. Why do you think that? I don't have a type. I've dated all sorts of different looking girls. I like personality, that attracts me the most.
So true.
I always feel special when you email me.
by Drastic on April 7th, 2009
Not really.
They sell it. I've seen it. There was some weird shop across from my hotel, and they had biscuits in boxes. 'Cookies', but they weren't cookies, and they were massive. And non cookie like. And horrible crisps. But I'm sure I saw porridge.
Like when?!
Because you just seem like you would do. Not in a bad way. Fair enough.
Mmmhhhmmm.
Nah you don't :)
by Lovehearts on April 7th, 2009
Didn't think so.
Are you sure about that? Yes, cookies are in boxes. Very common. Big cookies too. There's like a million different variety of chips, so you must have eaten the worst one.
Like all the time!
I'm not sure how I would even seem like that but okay.
I really do.
by Drastic on April 8th, 2009
I've been listening to beyonce all night. That's not like me, is it? Funny.
Not really. Maybe, though. We have biscuits in packets. You buy a packet of biscuits. They weren't what I call cookies and they were too big also. Yes, we do have different types of crisps here you know. Oh they were dead horrible. They looked quite nice too, liars.
Name a time...
by Lovehearts on April 8th, 2009
Do you like beyonce? Do you like Miley Cyrus too?
Hmm, we sometimes have cookies in packets. I think famous amos cookies come in packets, but not sure about. Well what kind were they then?
Like that time you asked me to buy porridge :)
by Drastic on April 8th, 2009
I think I do. No, she's creepy. But catchy. As are those Jonas people. With the purity rings and the funny hair. And stop slagging, I just have...an eclectic taste :)
Don't know what they are but okay. I have no idea. They were orange.
Oh gtf.
by Lovehearts on April 8th, 2009
I've heard like one of her songs...single ladies or whatever. But that's about it, and only because it's played at bars. I haven't heard a single song by both Miley and the Jonas Brothers. I'm fine with that too :)
Orange? Like, Cheetos or something?
You gtf!
by Drastic on April 8th, 2009
Oh come on! You didn't like old Beyonce? Like Crazy in Love and all that rubbish? Or Destiny's Child? Come on now. You'll be telling me you didn't go and see Spiceworld the movie next. If they showed that in America...whatever. Well maybe you're just missing out.
Possibly? I don't know. They were orange and tasted like awfulness.
Don't use my abbreviation against me.
by Lovehearts on April 8th, 2009
Old Beyonce? I can't see the future, so no :) But if you mean young Beyonce...then still, I don't remember Crazy in Love if I've ever heard it. Or Destiny's Child. And that's a negative to the spiceworld movie. I hardly think I'm missing out :)
If they were cheetos then they weren't crisps. I don't know.
Too late.
by Drastic on April 8th, 2009
Don't be so smart, you know I mean old music-wise. So I'm not wrong. people say that all the time.
You don't know Destiny's Child?! Where the hell were you in the nineties? That was all the best music. Steps. SClub7. The spice girls. The Vengaboys. Ahahah. The days of Blue Peter and Newsround before Home and Away, and jelly shoes, and awful middle partings. I'm getting all nostalgic.
Anyway. What are cheetos, then?
by Lovehearts on April 8th, 2009
Of course, I was just giving you a hard time. And of course I remember Destiny's Child, I just don't remember any of their songs because I didn't care for it. Where were you in the nineties? Barely born yet.
Cheetos...
http://www.tentonhammer.com/system/files/images/cheetos.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheetos
by Drastic on April 8th, 2009
I was alive for nine years of the nineties actually, so don't even start. I'm not that much younger than you.
They are crisps, though. What else would they be?
by Lovehearts on April 8th, 2009
Aha, I know :) I just thought that was kind of amusing, and jerky of me. Almost much.
Hmm, maybe they weren't crisps. Maybe they were cheez-its? I don't know, I'm letting you down.
by Drastic on April 8th, 2009
It wasn't amusing, just jerky :) I don't say jerky, it felt wrong even typing that. What do you mean almost much? I'm 18 this year I'll have you know.
No, I mean what are cheetos if they aren't crisps? And why the hell would you spell cheese with a Z?
by Lovehearts on April 9th, 2009
Not even a little? No? I don't either. If I use jerk then it's with face. Like...you're a jerkface! Exactly, I could be your father :)
Oh, they're like these puffy things. Made from corn. They make crunchy versions too though. And I don't know, ask the people who make them!
by Drastic on April 9th, 2009
No. Goodness, you must have been sexually active young.
Erm. That's crisps. They don't just have to be like round with salt on them. Cheetos sound like wotsits.
And I've just found my new avatar. How freaky do my legs look. I might make it my wallpaper.
by Lovehearts on April 9th, 2009
No, I wasn't. I'm just saying, that's how old I am :|
No, they're not crisps. Did you not click on any of the links? God.
And I couldn't tell what it was until you said they were your legs. I think you should.
by Drastic on April 9th, 2009
You're like six years older, get over it.
I did click on the links, they're crisps. We have crisps like that. Crisps.
They're clearly my legs. With my feet bent all back to front, which is why I like it.
by Lovehearts on April 9th, 2009
Did that sound a tad harsh? I meant get over it in a nice way...
by Lovehearts on April 9th, 2009
I'm older, actually.
They're not. Nobody ever calls Cheetos chips. That's just ridiculous.
It looked like a lamp at first :) When you die I'll make a lamp out of your legs.
You haven't emailed me you liar :)
by Drastic on April 9th, 2009
You're always harsh. I'm used to it.
by Drastic on April 9th, 2009
Seven years then.
I would. I'd call pringles crisps. Crisps are crisps.
Well ta very much. I tried to change it again. They've made me blue. It's like punishment for being indecisive or something.
I know, I half have. I've been doing past papers instead. In the future I'll put you before school work.
Fair enough.
by Lovehearts on April 9th, 2009
So close, so close :)
I call pringles chips too because they are. But cheetos are nothing like any of those. They're their own category.
You're welcome. Well maybe you should start being more decisive. Come on.
I don't really mind, I just felt like complaining like you did. And I can't believe I wasn't already! Ugh.
by Drastic on April 9th, 2009
Eight? Nine? Twenty five?
Nope. I'd call those crisps. If they're in the same aisle as the crisps, come in a packet, and are generally crisp like, they're crisps.
Hmmm.
Well you could be replying to the first email! You always take forever, so you can't complain.
by Lovehearts on April 11th, 2009
Yes, I'm twenty five years older. See!
Well they're not crisp like at all, so you're the only that would call them crisps. They're in the same aisle...right. So ketchup is in the same aisle as pickles, would you call ketchup pickles? Ah, I rest my case :)
I could, but I'd rather wait until I have them both so I can consolidate when replying back to you.
by Drastic on April 11th, 2009
Hardly. It's like you want to be loads older.
I wouldn't call anything ketchup. Tomato sauce. And it's different. I'd call them crisps, anyway.
Fair enough. I'll send it tomorrow or something, I'm going to bed.
by Lovehearts on April 12th, 2009
Not at all. I'd like to be a little younger.
Fine, you'd call them crisps. Anyway...what we're we even talking about before this? I forget.
That's fine. Well goodnight then Lovehearts.
by Drastic on April 12th, 2009
I used to want to be older. But now I'm getting old anyway, so I don't anymore.
I really don't know. Porridge, I think.
What's with calling me that? :|
by Lovehearts on April 13th, 2009
Same here. I always wanted to be around the age I am now, but now that I'm this age I want to stop.
That's right. I had a dream about porridge last night. I was at the store and bought some porridge but I didn't get to try it.
Aww, sorry. It's just your name, isn't it?
by Drastic on April 13th, 2009
I want to hurry up and be 18, though. I'm sick of 17. It's a boring inbetween age which means I still have to lie about ID and feel young.
Your loss...
Well no, it isn't. It's a random internet name thing, that you never call me anymore.
by Lovehearts on April 14th, 2009
Alright then, you hurry and be 18 while I think I'll just remain the age I am now.
Yeah I looked and I didn't find any. So you just might have to send me some.
Do you never want me to call you that anymore?
by Drastic on April 14th, 2009
Sounds like a plan.
My throat is well sore. I had porridge and bananas again tonight. You must be able to find it somewhere. It's beside the cereal.
Not really.
by Lovehearts on April 14th, 2009
A good plan at that.
Aw, drink some hot tea then. You must be addicted to that stuff. Well I looked there but didn't find anything.
Okay then.
by Drastic on April 14th, 2009
Oh yeah.
It's alright this morning. I thought a cough was coming on but maybe not. Seriously? God.
by Lovehearts on April 15th, 2009
Well that's good. Sometimes I try to force the cough if I feel it coming. Sometimes that's not good. Seriously.
Do you like Greek food?
by Drastic on April 15th, 2009
Mmmmm. I know. Well I'm sorry but I find that hard to believe. What do you eat instead of porridge?
I do like Greek food. I've been to Greece like five times, I like it. Do you?
by Lovehearts on April 15th, 2009
Well believe it. I even asked people who work there and they sort of looked at me like I'm insane. I told you...cereal and oatmeal.
I never been, but I want to go. And yeah I do like Greek food.
by Drastic on April 15th, 2009
Goodness me. Well that's a real shame.
You should go. It's gorgeous. I wanted to go this year but I was overruled. And I had a Greek salad tonight. Freaky.
by Lovehearts on April 16th, 2009
Yep. Oh well, I can try it some other time.
I should, I know. Maybe I'll go next year. That would be nice. I love Greek fries. I love them!
by Drastic on April 16th, 2009
Just buy some from Tesco when you get here.
Seriously do. Have you been to Italy? Go there aswell. What are Greek fries?
by Lovehearts on April 16th, 2009
I'll do that. Is Tesco where I should do my shopping?
Nope, I haven't been to Italy either. I want to go on a Mediterranean cruise that visits Italy, Greece, and a bunch of other cool places. Someday. They're fries, that are Greek. I don't know...they're just really good.
by Drastic on April 16th, 2009
Yes, Tesco all the way. Asda is just horrible. Sainsbury's is for posh people. And don't bother with Morrisons. So you're left with Tesco.
Someday soon. Yes but what makes them Greek? Never had them.
by Lovehearts on April 16th, 2009
I haven't heard of any of those places so I'll have to go with Tesco since you said so. I trust you.
Maybe soon. I'm not sure, just they way they're seasoned I think. There's some kind of cheese on top too. You should try them.
by Drastic on April 16th, 2009
I think Asda perhaps comes from Walmart. That type of chain. Tesco is nice. Every little helps. Ahaha. Haha. If only you got that. I'll laugh on my own.
It'll be feta if it's Greek then. Maybe Halloumi? I fucking love halloumi. Or is that Cypriot instead of Greek. I forget. I remember being somewhere though, and my granddad had to order me grilled halloumi every night because I didn't want anything else. Anyway.
What's with my weird rants about nothing? Have you noticed I do that? Strange.
by Lovehearts on April 16th, 2009
I feel like this is deja vu. Didn't we talk about these stores before? Anyway, Tesco sounds like one of those wholesale places that sell everything in bulk. What the hell are you laughing at?
Yeah, I believe it's feta. You sound like you were a difficult child...making your granddad do all of that :)
You do rant a lot. But it's entertaining so I don't mind.
by Drastic on April 16th, 2009
Probably. No it isn't. Tesco. http://www.tesco.com/ I'm laughing at my jokes which are totally hilarious.
I wasn't difficult. We were on holiday. And I'm funny with food. I used to hate chips, but I could never get normal potatoes with anything because I didn't eat meat. Fair enough.
I'm going to bed in a bit. Did you know I leave school in like five weeks? Goodness.
by Lovehearts on April 16th, 2009
It's like Target. Ever been to Target, it's very nice. I love Target. Your jokes are always funny...they make me laugh too :)
When did you stop eating meat? Like, always? I'm glad I don't eat meat anymore, it was tough at first but now I can't imagine eating it.
Goodnight then, Eilidh. That's amazing, I'm happy for you. You'll go off to college and forget all about me :)
by Drastic on April 16th, 2009
I've never been to Target. I think I might have heard of it. Of course they are.
When I was really little. I don't remember the taste or anything. How long have you not ate meat for?
It's well scary. But exciting at the same time. But like I want to cry. But I'm trying to stay calm.
by Lovehearts on April 17th, 2009
Next time you visit you should go to a Target.
I still remember the taste. It's been about a year now I believe. Go me.
I know, I want to cry too. But I should probably be the calm one here :)
by Drastic on April 17th, 2009
Next time? Hmm. Plenty more countries that I haven't visited yet. That are cheaper for me to get to. And take less time. But you never know...
I'm beating you by about eleven years :) But yes, go you.
Calmness is the way to go.
Homework awaits me. I'm back at school on Monday. I've done no work. Hurrah.
by Lovehearts on April 17th, 2009
Ugh, so you're never going to visit me then? Whatever :) Yeah I know, you're surrounded by amazing countries.
Brag about it why don't you.
Sometimes, though. Panic is fun too.
Good luck with the homework friend.
by Drastic on April 18th, 2009
Well you're visiting here, that's close enough. Yep :)
Not bragging, just being truthful.
No, no panic.
It's not going too well.
by Lovehearts on April 19th, 2009
Very soon too. Extremely soon. I can't wait to fly again.
Sounded kind of bragg-ish to me.
Fine, we'll all remain calm then.
Get motivated!
by Drastic on April 19th, 2009
How soon? I'm flying at the end of June. That sounds like I have wings.
How did it? My vegetarianism is the one thing I get to win at, don't you be taking it away from me.
I'm doing my best! I've done some art. It's such a lovely day, though. I've been sitting outside and eating about a million bits of fruit. It's all summery.
by Lovehearts on April 19th, 2009
The 26th. Oh, but don't you? I'm skydiving next month. I'm nervous already.
I'm just messing. And you have a lot more you win at, but I won't take this away from you anyway.
It was a nice weekend here, but it was cloudy and sprinkly today...but not too bad.
by Drastic on April 19th, 2009
I'm a couple of days before that. Awww. We won't be in the same country. How long are you going for?
Thanking you.
Oh it was dead nice again today. I feel like I've burnt my face.
by Lovehearts on April 20th, 2009
Where are you going again? I'll be coming back on the 3rd...so a week.
You're welcoming you.
Very good. It's been crappy today but it should be really nice later this week.
by Drastic on April 20th, 2009
And omg at the skydiving thing, are you actually mental? I think I come back around the 30th. Possibly.
Is it not me that's meant to have the awful weather?
by Lovehearts on April 20th, 2009
It's going to be fun, I've always wanted to skydive. Well that gives us 3 days to meet on that...one street :)
It is, we're just letting you enjoy some sun before we pass the rain to you.
by Drastic on April 20th, 2009
I'd rather not go diving in the sky, but have a nice time :) Mmmhhhmmmm...
Still dead sunny.
by Lovehearts on April 22nd, 2009
You'd rather dive in the ground? Well, good luck with that one :)
Shut up!
by Drastic on April 23rd, 2009
Oh, never mind...it's sunny here finally :)
by Drastic on April 23rd, 2009
See, it's raining here. It's funny that.
What are you doing tonight? I'm sleeping forever.
by Lovehearts on April 24th, 2009
I told you we'd share the rain with you.
I think I have to help my sister move to her new place. You're starting to sleep too much now. I'm worried.
by Drastic on April 24th, 2009
Yes, you be a nice brother. No, I'm finally sleeping the right amount and waking up at the right time. Which I feel is a bit of an achievement.
by Lovehearts on April 25th, 2009
Holy shit in a saucepan...247 comments...
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