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by MrBLT needs to be contained on January 20th, 2008

MrBLT needs to be contained

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Not trying to offend but.... If you were a serial killer - how would you kill me?

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  • by VOD on December 9th, 2008

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    First I would tie you to a char with your eye lids taped open so you would not miss anything. With your arms and legs duct taped to the chair and a racquetball in your mouth Id sit you in front of a tv with bad reception and make you watch teletubbies nonstop for about three weeks, feeding you low grade cat food and oxycodone, infrequently flooding your mouth with green koolade. As you lose touch with reality you would be subjected to non-stop scratchy Doris Day lp, while a fan softly blew on you nonstop. Thats when I would begin the identity change- convincing you your real name Francois Aubergine, and that you had swindled hundreds of widows out of thier life savings and that you were worthless, and force you to agree tha you life was no longer worth living. Att he point I would expose you to endless videos of wildlife being field dressed and talking about how fun it looked to be that animal. Once you agreed and I got you excited about to idea, I would drive you to an open field, hand you a knife and tell you to have the time of your life- eviscerate yourself because you want to. And you would

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