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by Bridget on February 24th, 2009

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What is your favorite conspiracy theory ? Do you believe it?

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  • by zazzy_one on October 7th, 2008

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    I recently developed a Britney Spears conspiracy-type theory. I think it's immensely funny because, like so many good C.T.'s, all the pieces really DO fit in place.

    I've theorized that Britney's dad demanded that she take a hair test*, to check for historical drug use, and that if she didn't pass, that he threatened to make a legal move to take custody of her person and estate until she did inpatient and got her shit together.

    Lil' blondie knew the jig was UP if the hair was tested; that her money-making goldielocks, being extremely long, would reveal her extensive drug use; and that the long history of use would shock the hell outta her dad.

    She cut em off.

    So every one thinks she was crazy, when indeed, she was crazy like a fox! And she rather would keep him guessing than have him know for sure!

    After she shaved off the hair, it caused her to appear crazy, but unfortunately for her, she was the only one who knew she had made a sane decision: that she was a drug addict NOT a crazy. So, caught in the Catch-22 situation of being carted off to the crazy bin, but not able to explain why, that is why we see he kicking and screaming like a mad woman, not because she IS mad, but because she is the only person who knows that she is NOT.

    http://www.craigmedical.com/Hair_Drug_Test.htm

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