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by top54u on July 15th, 2008
Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.
Eat right, stay fit, die anyway
Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
if we have wings...can we fly???
by Anshuman_K on December 6th, 2011
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Ever pretended to laugh with, as you laughed at?
by Random on December 26th, 2011
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When's the last time you couldn't stop laughing? What was it about?
by Random on January 8th, 2012
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What is the funniest error message you ever saw?
by XT on January 3rd, 2012
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How do you like your eggs? Fried or fertilized?
by Amelia_143 on January 10th, 2012
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