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by Mark Hardy on July 15th, 2008
A police officer was interviewing a young recruit. “If you’re driving on a lonely road at night,” the officer asked, “and you’re being chased by a gang of criminals going 100 kilometers an hour, what would you do?”
The applicant replied confidently, “110!”
If I fail an IQ test, paternity test, personality test, and blood test all in the same week, does that mean I'm really stupid?
by Ailurophile on December 13th, 2011
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When's the last time you couldn't stop laughing? What was it about?
by Random on January 8th, 2012
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if we have wings...can we fly???
by Anshuman_K on December 6th, 2011
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How many times can one repeat the same gag and still have it be funny? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBoTEZxWkec
by Piano Player on December 9th, 2011
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Finish this joke! Jesus, Hitler and Popeye walk into a bar....
by Piano Player on December 10th, 2011
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